1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:42,820 Oh, my goodness. Oh! 3 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:45,022 - Ah, good one, Ziggy. - That was... 4 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,948 - Yeah. Work it out. - Oh, my. Go, go, go! 5 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:48,571 - Work it out, sister. - Yes. 6 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:50,945 Oh, my gosh. Karate star. 7 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,538 Oh. 8 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:00,188 What? 9 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:10,281 I should have never googled him, or stirred you up like that. 10 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,985 This is my problem in life, I can never let dead dogs lie. 11 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:16,114 Well, but that's the problem, he's not dead. 12 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:19,249 For all we know, he's out there right now assaulting women. 13 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:22,874 Can I ask you, when you went on this little road trip, 14 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:24,296 did you take your gun? 15 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:27,958 No. 16 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,135 - You don't sound sure. - I didn't take my gun. 17 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:33,840 And had this Saxon Baker been the guy, what would you have done? 18 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:35,887 Were there others? 19 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:38,515 Other Saxons in your Internet search? 20 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:42,101 Listen, you moved to Monterey to start over. To build a future. 21 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:45,059 I suggest you focus on that. Not the past. 22 00:03:58,155 --> 00:03:59,998 You're gonna kill me. 23 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,828 I have to go to Phoenix tomorrow morning. 24 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,668 I'll be back Thursday night. 25 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:12,382 But it's the play and it's opening night. 26 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,421 Oh... 27 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:19,351 Well, well. I'll see it when I get back. 28 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:24,223 It's opening night. 29 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:30,104 Madeline's gonna be so disappointed. It's a whole big thing. 30 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:32,315 I don't want you going to the premiere either. 31 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:33,523 What? 32 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:36,280 Come to Phoenix with me. 33 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,407 Baby, I can't... 34 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:42,453 Look I know "Come to Phoenix with me" isn't the most romantic thing you've ever heard, 35 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,534 but we can... 36 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,495 We can sneak off to Sedona, for a night... 37 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:49,127 - No, I can't do that. - Why? 38 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:52,506 Because she will never speak to me again. It's a big thing for her. 39 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:55,133 - Madeline's beginning to piss me off. - Oh... 40 00:04:57,214 --> 00:05:01,014 How often do we get a chance to sneak away, just the two of us? 41 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:03,561 - Look what you're doing! Look at it... - What, what? 42 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:09,068 You're the one who suddenly has to leave, and I am the one who disappoints... 43 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:12,270 I'm just trying to be romantic. 44 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:14,564 Huh? 45 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,025 Just a little romantic here. 46 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:18,576 - Mom! - Mmm. 47 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:26,330 I don't want to... 48 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,582 Divorced people are not supposed to be friends. 49 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:31,085 Supposed to be civil or have dinner together, and... 50 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:36,007 You know, it's okay for things to be ugly sometimes. 51 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:37,963 That's like life. 52 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:42,343 Got it, life can be ugly. I'll make a note of that. Thank you. 53 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,721 What are you doing? 54 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:48,899 Oh, just puttering around in the garden, honey. 55 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:51,648 Trying to help things grow and evolve. 56 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:59,365 Hey, what have you been doing all day behind your closed door there, locked away? 57 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:00,568 Working on your secret project? 58 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,905 Yeah, well, it won't be a secret for much longer. 59 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:06,162 - My official unveiling is on Wednesday. - Wow. 60 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,118 You've been working really hard on this. 61 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,420 Well, colleges look for passion projects now, you know. 62 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:14,045 It's not just about, like, your GPA, and being captain of volleyball. 63 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:15,341 Finally. 64 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:16,505 Yeah. 65 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:23,012 I wanted to say, thank you for having the dinner on Tuesday. 66 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:26,682 I know you and Mom really don't get along, or necessarily want to, 67 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:31,149 but the idea that we could all be together sometimes like we used to, 68 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,644 it's kind of cool. 69 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:44,366 - Good night. - Good night, sweetie. 70 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,964 Don't. Just cut. 71 00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:00,967 I feel like I just opened up a giant can of violent worms. 72 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:02,093 So how did you leave it with her? 73 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:03,515 Well, I tried to diffuse her. 74 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,467 Imagine me, playing the role of diffuser. 75 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:07,894 I should just stay out of other people's lives. 76 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:09,976 I'll talk to her. 77 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,477 What could you possibly say? 78 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:12,603 Excuse me? 79 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,400 Well, I mean, she can hardly relate to my life. 80 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,235 What on Earth is she gonna do to identify with yours? 81 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:18,355 Which is just a tick north of perfect. 82 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:21,115 My life isn't perfect, Madeline. 83 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:23,364 Bad things have happened to me. 84 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,821 I do understand the concept. 85 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:28,157 I'm sorry, I've offended you. I can hear it in your voice. 86 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:29,331 Just tell me to go fuck myself. 87 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:31,956 No, I'm not gonna do that. 88 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:37,090 - I just don't think she's a dangerous person. - Really? 89 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:39,050 I'm starting to get a little bit worried. 90 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:41,962 I'm gonna have to call you back. 91 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,217 Is Perry there? 92 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:46,766 Hello? Hello? 93 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:49,056 I'm just gonna have to call you back, all right? 94 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,933 Okay. Good night, honey. 95 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,101 Okay. 96 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:59,606 Tell me, baby. What bad things have happened to you? 97 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,882 All right, put it away, babe. We're pulling up. 98 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:24,554 Wait, my favorite part. 99 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,802 Ziggy, you can watch it when you get home from school. 100 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:28,516 - Put it away. - Here it is. 101 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:32,641 - Hey. - Hi. 102 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:34,184 Can you come see me? 103 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:35,311 Yeah. 104 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:40,274 There is evidently a petition circulating, 105 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:43,277 calling for Ziggy's suspension. 106 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,573 His suspension? 107 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:48,449 I am furious about it, as is Mr. Nippal, and we will get it stopped. 108 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:53,367 - But in the meantime... - Are people actually signing this? 109 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,202 Yeah, it seems so. 110 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:57,083 He's six! 111 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:59,039 We don't even know that he's the bully! 112 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,420 I know. I just found out about it myself. 113 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:05,129 And we will absolutely handle it, Ziggy will, of course, not be suspended. 114 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,051 I'm not ashamed to say I started the petition. 115 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,553 The school was doing nothing. 116 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:13,102 That Harper was so far up Renata's ass, she could have chewed her food for her. 117 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,225 I signed the petition. 118 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,352 - I signed it. - I accidently signed it. 119 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:17,895 The school was not doing nothing. 120 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,851 The petition, we will get squashed. 121 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:20,977 I am more concerned... 122 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:26,317 Some of the children have been instructed not to play with Ziggy... 123 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,585 - You behind this petition? - Excuse me? 124 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:48,217 - I asked you a fucking question. - Hey, whoa, whoa, calm down. 125 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:49,339 - Calm down. - Was it you? 126 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,800 - What're you gonna do, huh? - Choke me? 127 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,556 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey! 128 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:55,929 -'Scuse me, don't you... - Stop, stop. 129 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:58,728 - Oh, my God, my eye! - What the hell is wrong with you? 130 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:02,068 If they had any sense they would have canceled Trivia Night right then and there. 131 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:05,280 I'd actually planned on skipping Trivia Night until the eye gouging. 132 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,025 I should have taken that job in Reykjavik. 133 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,451 I'm gonna sue you! 134 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:12,112 ls her eye okay? 135 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,788 Apparently. 136 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:14,955 She'll be fine. 137 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:17,409 I need to get out of this town as soon as possible. 138 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:18,911 Hold on a second. 139 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,582 Ziggy is very well liked. 140 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,839 Chloe says he's popular. 141 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:25,133 Even Amabella plays with him. 142 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,300 This is about the parents, 143 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:29,801 and I'm not gonna have you bulldozed out of Monterey. 144 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,131 Neither will I, for what it's worth. 145 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,308 Exactly, thank you. 146 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:36,102 Thank you. Thanks. 147 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:41,475 A lot of parents are probably applauding you right now. 148 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,562 There's more than one person in this town who wants to deck Renata Klein, 149 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,112 yours truly included. 150 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,152 I actually think this is a good thing. 151 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,780 It's high time that people know they shouldn't fuck with Jane Chapman, 152 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:53,328 and they're not gonna mess with your kid, either. 153 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,076 I had my gun. 154 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,452 What? 155 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,993 I had my gun, in my purse when I went to San Luis Obispo. 156 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,750 I don't think I would have shot him, but I had it. 157 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:05,415 Okay. 158 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:10,887 Well I'm not gonna lie, that gives me pause. 159 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:13,181 Yeah, it gives me pause, too. 160 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,593 Like I think I'm going insane. 161 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:23,396 Like I still hope, that whoever he is, is a nice guy. 162 00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:26,353 That like, maybe that night was just a bad misunderstanding, 163 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,109 or a night gone wrong, 164 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,279 or he had a bad day, or his parents got in a car crash. 165 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,110 And like, I make up these crazy excuses 166 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:38,620 because I'm so desperate to believe that Ziggy's father is actually a good person. 167 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:54,844 - Well he's been very, um... - Affectionate. 168 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,968 Very cling)'- 169 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:02,477 Which usually means he's feeling insecure, or... 170 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,313 Or what? 171 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,644 Or it means I have the power. 172 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:13,825 Sometimes he has it. Sometimes I have it. It's like a seesaw. 173 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,741 When do you get the power? 174 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,831 After he hits you? 175 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:25,749 Yeah, when he hurts me I get the upper hand. 176 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:32,510 The more he hurts me, the higher I go, the longer I stay. Until... 177 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:42,062 He's been, um, ahem, very loving the last few days. 178 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:46,024 - But at some point he gets the power back. - Mmm. 179 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:52,109 Usually when my bruises fade, 180 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,033 and he doesn't feel as guilty. 181 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,955 He feels insecure, and then it all happens again. 182 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,326 Where is he now? 183 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,125 He is in Phoenix. He left this morning. 184 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,716 When are you going to leave him, Celeste? 185 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,845 When he hurts you badly enough? 186 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,548 When he hurts the children? 187 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,803 He will never hurt the children... 188 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:22,556 You need to rent an apartment. 189 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:27,391 Locally, if you don't wanna disrupt the boys' school. 190 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,727 Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're getting way ahead of ourselves here. 191 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,483 No, I don't think so. 192 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:35,065 Stock the refrigerator, 193 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,778 make sure the utilities are paid for, have the beds set up for the kids. 194 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,995 Get it all ready, 195 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:45,500 so we can at least remove, "Where on God's Earth would I go?" from the equation. 196 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,293 You'll have a place, 197 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:52,170 a mind-set, another life standing by should you need it, 198 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:55,172 which we both know you will. 199 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:59,340 I don't think a therapist should be this, urn... 200 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,140 I don't think you should be behaving like this. 201 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,760 I'll get you the number of the Better Business Bureau, you can report me. 202 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:07,097 In the meantime, start documenting the abuse. 203 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,898 Write everything down, 204 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:13,148 photograph your injuries, keep doctor reports. 205 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,271 That could be important in a custody battle 206 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,825 and men like your husband typically do go for custody. 207 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:23,367 He has the resources, the money, the contacts, 208 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:26,541 most importantly, 209 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:30,541 he has the ego to see this through. 210 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:33,169 I don't understand why you're being such an alarmist right now. 211 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,633 - Nothing's... - Because I'm alarmed. 212 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:41,306 Have you told anybody else about the abuse? 213 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,467 No. 214 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:46,936 - Why not? - I don't know. 215 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,513 If you were to guess... 216 00:14:55,353 --> 00:15:00,484 Perhaps my self-worth is made up of how other people see me. 217 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,112 I'm sorry. 218 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:09,918 I'm just amazed by patients who can harbor such profound self-awareness 219 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,415 underneath the hard shell of denial. 220 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:15,169 Find a friend to confide in. Do it today. 221 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,212 Because... 222 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:21,509 Because if there is a custody battle, you know what Perry's lawyer will be asking. 223 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:25,308 "Did you ever tell anybody, Mrs. Wright?" 224 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:26,430 Hmm? 225 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,437 "Really, you told nobody at all? 226 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,935 "Is that because it never really happened, 227 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,938 "and you're just making all this up to win custody? 228 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:41,909 "In fact, you've repeatedly maintained what a wonderful husband and father Perry is. 229 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,276 "Haven't you, Mrs. Wright? 230 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:49,120 "Nobody's ever witnessed this alleged abuse, ever. 231 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,916 "Isn't that true, Mrs. Wright? 232 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:53,787 "We only have your word. 233 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:59,502 "You said he was wonderful, now you say he's a monster. 234 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:02,554 "Were you lying then, or are you lying now?" 235 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,716 You're a lawyer. 236 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,979 You know how important it is to have a witness. 237 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:15,649 - Hey. - Hello. 238 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:18,228 - Juliette? Right? - What do you want? 239 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:25,614 Uh... 240 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:32,618 I just wanted to say that I'm so sorry. 241 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,499 I completely lost control, and I stepped out of line, 242 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:39,253 and I should've never shoved you like that, there are no excuses. 243 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:40,795 And I'm so sorry. 244 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,252 Yeah. 245 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:57,685 The truth is, is I finally realized that I've been feeling exactly what you must be feeling. 246 00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:01,237 There's nothing worse than your child being victimized, right? 247 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:07,744 So, I understand and completely empathize with what you're going through. 248 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:12,916 I am as sure as any parent can be that Ziggy is innocent. 249 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,412 I took him to a child psychologist. 250 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,041 And she examined him and tested him, 251 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,213 and said that he was a gentle young boy 252 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:22,462 who's completely incapable of doing what he's been accused of. 253 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,632 Renata, I am at my wit's end. 254 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,843 I don't know what to do anymore. 255 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:31,263 Does Amabella still say that he's hurting her? 256 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:37,145 No. She says he's a sweet boy. 257 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:40,318 And orientation? 258 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,863 Well, she hasn't taken back the accusation. 259 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:48,485 But she refuses to talk to us about anything further. 260 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:53,364 You think you're at your wits' end, 261 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:57,494 my daughter's the one getting hurt, and I can't stop it. 262 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,122 I'm so sorry. 263 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,341 Me, too. 264 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:10,890 Thank you. 265 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,684 Thank you. 266 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,603 Yeah. My baby lost another baby tooth. 267 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,810 - I put it under my pillow. - Good. 268 00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:24,987 There is no Tooth Fairy, idiot. It's Mom and Dad. 269 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,985 Would you please get me a tissue? 270 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:29,192 - Is it bleeding? - No, not a lot. 271 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,492 - Are there any bad teenagers in here? - Dad! 272 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,118 What are you doing here? 273 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,574 Hey, boys. 274 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,207 Don't we have a premiere to attend tonight? 275 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,005 You made it back for the play? 276 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,673 I wouldn't miss it for the world. 277 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,001 They're gonna kiss. 278 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,130 You did that for me? 279 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:50,008 Yeah, of course. 280 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,430 Thank you. 281 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,932 Wow! Kazowie. 282 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,270 Did you say, "Kazowie"? 283 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,936 I did. You look fantastic. 284 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,183 Thank you, honey. 285 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,358 What, you got a big date or something? 286 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,903 As a matter of fact I do. A very big date. 287 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:10,192 Oh. Congrats on your opening night! 288 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,618 Thank you, honey. 289 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,954 I don't really have anything to do with it anymore. 290 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,744 You have a huge amount to do with it. 291 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:19,913 It wouldn't even be happening, but for you. Are you kidding? 292 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,088 - Let's go. - Okay. 293 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,973 How do I look? 294 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,893 - You look nice. - Thank you. 295 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,770 Remember you're not allowed to sing that one. 296 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:46,485 - Okay. - You can play it, but you can't sing it. 297 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:47,945 Why can't I go to the play? 298 00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:49,359 It's not really for kids. 299 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:50,815 I like puppets. 300 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,658 I know you do. 301 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,073 Is it because the puppets have sex? 302 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,447 - Who told you that? - Chloe. 303 00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:01,166 She said the boy puppet puts his penis in the girl puppet. 304 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,496 Chloe said that? 305 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,167 Yeah. It's icky. 306 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:12,004 Sometimes magic comes from icky, Ziggy. 307 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,096 - Hey! - That's a longer conversation though. 308 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,720 - Hi! - How's my little champion? 309 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,176 - Awesome. - Yeah? 310 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,643 You learned some more chords this week? 311 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,309 - Yeah. - Yeah, you always do. 312 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,023 - Hi. - Thank you so much. 313 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,187 No problem. 314 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:28,937 I won't be gone too long. Give me a kiss. 315 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,533 - You look amazing. - Mmm. 316 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,000 Thank you. 317 00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:45,828 Beautiful dress. 318 00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:49,673 We're gonna be late. Stop. 319 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,002 Don't do that. 320 00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,754 - What, this? - Yeah. 321 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,339 I thought you liked when I do that? 322 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,011 Just... Come on. 323 00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,304 - Come on. - Get ready. 324 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,226 - We can be a little late. - No, we can't. 325 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,889 I'm just very excited to see you. 326 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,483 To be home with my beautiful wife. 327 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:13,276 Oh. Yeah, I can feel that. 328 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:14,857 Yeah, you can feel that? 329 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,573 God, that's quite a trick. 330 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,495 - Yeah, that's quite a trick, huh? - Mmm-hmm. 331 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:27,040 Come on baby, please get ready, we gotta go. 332 00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:30,131 - Come, come, I just want you... - Please, this is important. We've got to go. 333 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,674 - What is this? - Really, stop it. 334 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,092 - What's wrong? - What did you do, 335 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,257 -take a pill or something? - No, of course I didn't take a pill. 336 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,425 You're actually capable of arousing me without medication. 337 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,093 - Celeste. - You're being ridiculous. 338 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:40,432 Am I? Huh? 339 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,846 Is this being ridiculous? 340 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,724 Ah! 341 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,564 - Only for now - For now there's life 342 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,351 - Only for now - For now there's love 343 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,653 - Only for now - For now there's work 344 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,106 For now there's happiness 345 00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:57,905 - But only for now - For now there's life 346 00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,737 - Only for now - For now there's love 347 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,073 - Only for now - For now there's work 348 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,495 Still no text or anything? 349 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,542 She must've lost her sitter. 350 00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:10,041 - Only for now - For now there's friendship 351 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,498 Only for now 352 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,879 - Only for now - Sex! 353 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:17,303 - Is only for now - Your hair 354 00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,717 - Is only for now - This show 355 00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:24,473 Is only for now 356 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:25,719 Only for now 357 00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:28,431 But it's only temporary 358 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:29,773 So good. 359 00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:41,237 Everything in life is only for now 360 00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,387 - Okay. I'll see you at school. - Yes. 361 00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:08,516 Congratulations. 362 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,314 Oh, Stu. Thanks for coming. 363 00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:11,899 - Hey, guys... - Hey, congrats. 364 00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:14,022 - Maddy, congratulations. - Thank you. 365 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,440 - Amazing. - That is a good idea. 366 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:16,987 - I'm gonna get us some drinks. - Okay. 367 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,105 That's really great. 368 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,565 You know I'm not really a huge fan of Muppets, but... 369 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:20,695 Right. 370 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,318 Urn, where'd Abby go? 371 00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:24,662 She rushed out. She told me to tell you she loved it. 372 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,496 Oh, what's she rushing out to do? 373 00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:28,411 - No, it's the whole... Her whole... - Project. 374 00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:31,039 Secret project. Seems to be all consuming. 375 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,537 Well, I'm gonna join Ed. 376 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,083 - Yeah, of course. - Thank you for coming. 377 00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:36,336 - Oh, yeah. It was amazing. - Yeah. 378 00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:39,176 - I'm gonna call Celeste. - Yeah, just let me know. 379 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:42,633 Madeline. 380 00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:44,090 Hi, Tori. Hello. 381 00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:45,345 Congratulations. 382 00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:46,968 Thank you. And to you, too. 383 00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:50,271 Joseph was great. And I feel like it went really well. 384 00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:51,393 Was it you? 385 00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:52,936 I'm sorry? 386 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:54,858 Are you the woman Joseph is in love with? 387 00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:56,939 I don't know what you're talking about. 388 00:23:57,019 --> 00:24:00,319 I know he had an affair a year ago. I can tell when he lies. 389 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:06,200 - Okay. - He also told me he was over her. 390 00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:09,532 Which... I can tell when he lies. 391 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:11,913 Was it you? 392 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,625 I'm happily married, just friends with Joseph. 393 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:16,751 I would never do that. 394 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:20,376 What were you doing in his car? 395 00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:27,926 Kind of quiet. 396 00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:33,189 I'm just reflecting on all of it. 397 00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:36,733 Big night. I would think you'd be bubbling over a bit with pride. 398 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:38,978 You should be. 399 00:24:39,061 --> 00:24:41,280 Thanks, honey. 400 00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:44,025 I don't know, for some reason, I'm just thinking about 401 00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:46,031 this dinner with Bonnie and Nathan. 402 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:48,328 Just kind of dreading it. 403 00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:49,906 It'll be fine. 404 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:53,417 Yeah. 405 00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:55,582 Finally. She better have a good reason. 406 00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:58,459 Where were you? 407 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,587 What? 408 00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:03,711 A broken urethra? 409 00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:06,673 I know. Can you even imagine? 410 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:08,757 Chloe, it's time to go to bed, honey. 411 00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:09,929 Gimme 10. 412 00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:12,262 No, time for bed, right now. 413 00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:16,357 Chloe, now. 414 00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:18,105 Seven, final offer. 415 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,602 I said now. 416 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,247 - Night, sweetie. - Night. 417 00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:34,245 - Love you. - Love you, too. 418 00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:35,621 Good night, honeycake. 419 00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:37,745 - Love you. - Love you, too. 420 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:43,501 So it happened during... 421 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,753 I mean, talk about wild sex. 422 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:50,967 Can you imagine being in the hospital? I mean, how embarrassing. 423 00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:55,847 I just can't imagine the passion it would take 424 00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:58,815 to shatter a urethra in two places. 425 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,311 You sound a little envious. You want me to smash yours? 426 00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:06,315 Well, not smash, but you know. 427 00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:12,450 We never have wild sex. 428 00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:16,492 We have nice sex, I like it, 429 00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:19,917 but, you know, usually times out between four and six minutes, 430 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:23,295 and neither of us are in any remote danger of physical injury. 431 00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:25,000 Well, that's just kind of mean, Ed. 432 00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:27,173 Sorry, maybe I am envious. 433 00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:32,675 What, Perry walks through the door and".Whoosh. 434 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:35,519 Wish we had that kind of desire. 435 00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:37,889 Well, by "we" you mean me. 436 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:40,186 Okay, you're a fiery person. 437 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:48,483 Which makes your tepidness for me more conspicuous. 438 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,453 I don't mean to punish you. 439 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:53,905 Well, I mean, it feels like you are. 440 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:55,030 I tell myself all the time, 441 00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:57,157 like married people, you know, 442 00:26:57,241 --> 00:27:02,543 after a while, they reach this sexual plateau and that's the norm. 443 00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:07,752 I hear about other couples, you know, breaking urethras and... 444 00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:11,885 Well, it's hardly like you're some sort of raging bull, Ed. 445 00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:15,179 The only time you touch me is when you're reaching across me to get the Visine for... 446 00:27:15,259 --> 00:27:17,933 That's because you don't want it, Madeline. 447 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:22,058 And we never talk about that because that would make it harder to pretend. 448 00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:26,987 And sometimes that's the essence of a happy marriage, isn't it? 449 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:29,235 The ability to pretend. 450 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:50,961 In the days leading up to Trivia Night, 451 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:53,714 it just seemed more and more people wanted to kill each other. 452 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:55,265 It was hard to keep track. 453 00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:26,421 What are you doing? 454 00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:29,249 Abby told me that Chloe said that Ed was rehearsing. 455 00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:31,961 They say he's pretty good, so, I'm gonna kick his ass. 456 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:35,430 I was just... What, I'm inspired by the whole play thing. 457 00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:37,507 And besides I'm sick and tired of his little fucking digs, 458 00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:39,852 like he's the cultural shit or something. 459 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,265 I'm gonna show him who's evolved. 460 00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:42,767 Kick his cultural ass. 461 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:44,940 What about this one? 462 00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:48,644 If you're looking for trouble... 463 00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:51,522 Baby, the whole point of this dinner is to try and reduce the friction 464 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:55,151 that contributes to an unhealthy environment. 465 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:56,276 ...came to the right place. 466 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,737 Yeah, between Madeline and I. 467 00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:59,446 But friction between Ed and I is fine. 468 00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:02,908 First of all, I'm very disappointed in your attitude. 469 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:07,371 And second, and more importantly, we have a bigger problem. 470 00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:10,506 Abigail's secret project. 471 00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:13,214 Yeah, what about it? 472 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:17,631 She is auctioning off her virginity on the Internet. 473 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:22,686 For Amnesty International. So it is for a very good cause. 474 00:29:22,803 --> 00:29:24,851 She's selling her virginity on the Internet? 475 00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:27,516 Good cause. 476 00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:32,904 Abigail! 477 00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:36,199 You smoking? 478 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:38,072 Just for tonight. 479 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:44,867 It's been 15 years. Why not? 480 00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:58,635 So you think our marriage is pretend? 481 00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:03,220 No. I said that in every marriage there is pretending. 482 00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:06,897 Even the best ones. 483 00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:12,524 You said it was the essence, if I heard you correctly. 484 00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:16,273 I mean, I don't pretend to love you. 485 00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:18,400 I know you don't pretend to love me. 486 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:23,079 But what I do like to pretend, as do you, 487 00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:27,208 is that I'm all that. 488 00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:33,215 So is this back to the "Steady Eddie" theme? Is that what we're talking about? 489 00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:36,043 No, Madeline. I'm the lucky one. 490 00:30:36,126 --> 00:30:41,053 I get to wake up every day next to the girl of my dreams. 491 00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:43,850 That makes me the winner. 492 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:47,600 I just feel like the loser sometimes. 493 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,733 I know I haven't always been the best wife. 494 00:30:59,441 --> 00:31:01,443 I'm really sorry. 495 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:06,286 I get angry sometimes, and I made a mistake... 496 00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:07,453 Uh-uh. 497 00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:08,996 I made a terrible mistake. 498 00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:11,790 Don't say that. 499 00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:26,055 What the fuck? 500 00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:27,477 You're selling your virginity? 501 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,187 I thought you'd be proud of me. 502 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:34,309 Proud of you? 503 00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:37,567 Yeah, a lot of girls lose their virginity for a lot less... 504 00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:38,818 So you're selling yourself? 505 00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:41,283 - At a worthy price! For a worthy cause! - Okay, gentle tones, please. 506 00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:43,156 - Don't try and tell me... - You know that is prostitution! 507 00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:45,028 - Women are exploited all the time! - Hey let's just make sure 508 00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:46,989 everyone feels heard here. Let's have a conversation. 509 00:31:47,114 --> 00:31:49,458 Wait, is this thing set up live? Is it already up? 510 00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:51,993 No. Not... 511 00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:55,914 - Where are you going? Dad! - Guys! 512 00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:56,998 - Dad. - Come on! 513 00:31:57,124 --> 00:31:58,751 - Where is it? - You're being crazy! 514 00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:01,087 - No, you're not taking that. - Are you serious? 515 00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:02,261 You're not taking that! 516 00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:04,089 - No, until you tell me or you shut it down. - You two are... 517 00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:05,173 Stop! 518 00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:07,426 - Stop it! Abby... Get off me. - I'm not shutting it down! 519 00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:09,932 Get off. Get off. 520 00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:12,855 - Give my computer back! - No! Forget it. 521 00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:18,354 - Honey, it's okay. - Stop it. 522 00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:32,496 Hi. 523 00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:34,961 How are the boys? 524 00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:36,959 They're fine. Sound asleep. 525 00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:38,460 Thank you for staying late. 526 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:41,377 You can go now. 527 00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:45,968 You can go now, Kelly. 528 00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:47,219 We're fine. 529 00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:50,393 - I hope you feel better. - Thank you. 530 00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:55,147 Good night. 531 00:32:57,851 --> 00:33:00,070 I'm going to get you some ice. 532 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,565 You're lucky I didn't kill you. 533 00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:07,236 What did you say? 534 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,158 You could've done permanent damage. 535 00:33:18,872 --> 00:33:21,250 So the spermatozoa fertilizes the egg. 536 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,835 Women lay eggs? 537 00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:28,015 No, women have eggs inside of them, in their bellies. 538 00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:33,095 So the sperm fertilize the egg in there, then out of that comes the baby. 539 00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:37,600 So you want a baby, and my dad fertilized you? 540 00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:39,901 -"Fertilize." - Fertilized you? 541 00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:42,729 Something like that, yeah. 542 00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:47,200 What do you mean, "something like that"? 543 00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:50,245 Exactly like that. You're too smart for me. 544 00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:57,293 Where is he? 545 00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:02,124 I don't know, baby. 546 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:33,743 Have you spoken to her? 547 00:34:34,948 --> 00:34:35,995 No. 548 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:42,630 Are you going to? 549 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,514 - Hey, honey? - I'm running late. 550 00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:54,009 Urn, it'll just take a second. Please. 551 00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:57,934 Listen, I think the idea behind what you're doing, 552 00:34:58,013 --> 00:34:59,856 it's extremely noble. 553 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:03,026 What other 16-year-old even has a social conscience, you know? 554 00:35:03,143 --> 00:35:06,192 So I'm proud of you. I'm very proud. 555 00:35:06,313 --> 00:35:10,693 But I think that there are other ways to accomplish your goals. 556 00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:11,864 Dad, come on. 557 00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:15,952 A 16-year-old white girl from Monterey selling her virginity online? 558 00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:17,874 Wolf Blitzer would saddle that up for weeks. 559 00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:19,368 That's the way. 560 00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:20,618 Abby. 561 00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:23,538 Thanks. 562 00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:36,055 - I blame you for that. - Me? 563 00:35:36,176 --> 00:35:37,894 Yeah, you taught her to care about everything. 564 00:35:38,011 --> 00:35:40,230 - It's just rubbed off on her. - Oh, come on. 565 00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:42,145 "Wolf Blitzer's going to saddle that up?" 566 00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:45,068 You know, Madeline's so going to blame me for this. 567 00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:48,530 - No, she's not. - Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She will. 568 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:52,738 I can't believe you're eating that shit. 569 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:03,374 - Got you! - No, you didn't! 570 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:17,347 Well, baby, when times are bad 571 00:36:19,094 --> 00:36:23,144 Call on me, darling And I'll come to you 572 00:36:25,475 --> 00:36:27,819 When you're in trouble 573 00:36:28,061 --> 00:36:29,062 Ziggy! 574 00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:32,319 And feel so sad 575 00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:38,155 Well, call on me, darling I said call on me and I'll help you 576 00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:42,747 Sitter's here, honey! 577 00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:43,918 A playdate? Really? 578 00:36:45,078 --> 00:36:46,955 Well, we could keep a watchful eye on them, 579 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:51,384 which the teacher and an assistant can't do, really, with 22 kids. 580 00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:53,553 Are you still convinced that Ziggy's the culprit? 581 00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:55,801 I don't know, 582 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,382 with everything you said, 583 00:36:57,465 --> 00:37:02,221 which is why if I schedule playdates with each and every child in the class, 584 00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:05,147 I can eliminate suspects one by one. 585 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:08,648 You're going to schedule a playdate between Chloe Mackenzie and Amabella? 586 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:10,650 Ir that psycho will allow it. 587 00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:13,489 Sorry, poor form. I know you're friends with Madeline. 588 00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:14,653 It's all good. 589 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:18,738 - Hey! - Hey! Everything okay here? 590 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:19,821 Everything's great. 591 00:37:19,946 --> 00:37:21,744 So nice of you to ask, Harper. 592 00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:25,327 You know, schools should set up special commendations for gestures like that. 593 00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:26,457 Maybe I'll start a petition. 594 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:29,835 "Petition"! Touché. 595 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,167 All right, I'm going to work, girls. See you later. 596 00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:33,339 Bye. 597 00:37:34,169 --> 00:37:36,342 We just want our children to be safe, that's all. 598 00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:38,090 Of course we do. It takes a village. 599 00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:39,595 Got to have each other's backs, right? 600 00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:42,018 Who's got yours? 601 00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:46,185 There was this rumor whipping around 602 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:49,359 that Jane and Renata had settled their differences. 603 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:50,481 I never bought it. 604 00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:54,531 I believe women are chemically incapable of forgiveness. 605 00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:02,363 It's pretty, huh? 606 00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:08,495 So this is our two-bedroom, two-bath. 607 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:09,667 Mmm-hmm. 608 00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:12,628 You know, some of the units come furnished, but personally, 609 00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:15,301 I think the décor is hideous. 610 00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:17,720 And they're on the ground floor, so you don't get this view. 611 00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,389 No, unfurnished is fine. 612 00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:23,893 - It's definitely on the Monterey city limits? - Yeah. 613 00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:25,637 We're Southwest Monterey. 614 00:38:27,347 --> 00:38:28,974 And it's available now? 615 00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:31,059 You can move in tomorrow. 616 00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:35,404 - What a beautiful sunset. - Mmm. 617 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:42,654 Do you think I'd be able to come back a little later 618 00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,410 and spend some time here by myself? 619 00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:46,579 - Yeah. - It probably sounds weird. 620 00:38:46,699 --> 00:38:47,825 No, it doesn't sound weird. 621 00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:50,082 I mean, it's possibly where you'll be living, right? 622 00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:52,547 I'm just going to leave you the key, and I'll clear it with the office, 623 00:38:52,622 --> 00:38:54,841 -and just take as much time as you need. - That's amazing. Thank you. 624 00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:57,590 Just call me tomorrow. Let me know. 625 00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:22,118 If you feel yourself getting angry, 626 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:25,197 just remember it's all about getting along for Abigail's sake. 627 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,409 I'm going to be fine. I took a little something. 628 00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:31,411 Just a half. 629 00:39:33,288 --> 00:39:35,416 This is a good thing that we're doing. 630 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:44,132 Such a long drive... 631 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,432 Good. Everything looks good. 632 00:39:48,428 --> 00:39:50,305 And the chef, not too bad. 633 00:39:50,430 --> 00:39:51,807 The cook's even better. 634 00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:55,063 Uh, Madeline, do you want some more bread? 635 00:39:55,143 --> 00:39:57,737 - Mmm, yes, please. So yummy. - Honey, will you pass that? Thank you. 636 00:39:57,812 --> 00:40:00,486 Bonnie, I love this music. Is this Adele? 637 00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:02,442 Uh, no, it's Sade, actually. 638 00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:03,989 We should get this, honey. 639 00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:05,320 Oh, we have it. 640 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:06,495 Red wine, anyone? 641 00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:07,914 I know white goes with fish, but I like red. 642 00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:09,081 Yes, please. 643 00:40:12,619 --> 00:40:13,996 Down the hatch. 644 00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:15,751 I love this place setting, 645 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:17,924 like when there's extra forks and extra spoons, 646 00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:19,421 especially the little tiny forks. 647 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:20,843 It feels so special, doesn't it? 648 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,678 I just want to use all of them. 649 00:40:22,795 --> 00:40:24,672 The little ones are for the oysters. 650 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:27,680 And I love these really creative little cups. 651 00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:29,261 - They're clay. I think they're from Mexico. - Yeah. 652 00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:30,345 That's so nice. 653 00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:36,193 Ed prefers more traditional glass cups for wine, but these are... 654 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:38,110 I'm actually more kind of a beer guy, but... 655 00:40:38,186 --> 00:40:39,187 Oh, do you want some beer? 656 00:40:39,312 --> 00:40:40,359 - Oh, no, no, no. - We have some. 657 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:41,527 - Are you sure? - Sit down. 658 00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:43,616 - You've done enough. - And since we're talking about wineglasses, 659 00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:44,943 -let's have a toast! - A toast. 660 00:40:45,026 --> 00:40:46,198 - Yes, toast. - Toast. 661 00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:48,033 The, uh... 662 00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:49,952 To, um... For... 663 00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:53,205 - I should make a toast. - Please. 664 00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:56,375 To Nathan and Bonnie. 665 00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:58,624 - Because I heard... - And none of us killing each other. 666 00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:00,333 Yeah, right. 667 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:02,881 I'm just kidding. 668 00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:07,632 This is yummy wine. 669 00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:09,717 - Mmm, is it? - It's really good. 670 00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:12,978 Uh, is Abigail going to join us for dinner? 671 00:41:13,054 --> 00:41:14,806 She'll be down for dessert. 672 00:41:14,889 --> 00:41:17,563 She says she can only be stuck with the grown-ups for so long. 673 00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:18,734 Yeah. 674 00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:21,400 I think she's just wanting us to have some bonding time. 675 00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:24,570 Teenagers. Oh, she's probably working on her secret project. 676 00:41:24,691 --> 00:41:25,908 Mmm. 677 00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:27,743 I'm so curious. 678 00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:30,072 - Do you guys know what that is? - Mmm-hmm. 679 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:31,872 Yeah, we just found out, what it is. Yeah. 680 00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:34,751 - No way. - Do tell. 681 00:41:36,411 --> 00:41:38,084 Baby? 682 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:41,048 It's unconventional. It's even a little radical. 683 00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:42,918 Good. 684 00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:45,420 Listen, when I first heard about it, I overreacted, 685 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:49,258 and I just got to caution you guys to take a breath, process it, 686 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,263 before jumping to a judgment. 687 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:53,265 Okay, can you just tell us what it is? 688 00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:56,347 us... 689 00:41:56,431 --> 00:41:58,775 Well, she's attempting to raise money for Amnesty International. 690 00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:00,609 - All right. - So she showed me her website. 691 00:42:00,727 --> 00:42:02,775 - It's like very professionally done. - Website... 692 00:42:07,567 --> 00:42:08,614 I... 693 00:42:08,735 --> 00:42:13,616 Abigail is auctioning off her virginity 694 00:42:13,740 --> 00:42:16,459 in order to raise money to protest sex slavery. 695 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,041 - What? - Yes. 696 00:42:20,413 --> 00:42:21,790 - Very funny. - No, I'm being serious. 697 00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:25,047 She said if a seven-year-old can be sold into sex slavery, 698 00:42:25,126 --> 00:42:26,719 then no one would bat an eye 699 00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:29,968 if a white, rich American girl would sell hers online. 700 00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:32,721 This is for real? 701 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,473 Look, it's not gone live yet, 702 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:36,646 and we have no intention of letting that happen, obviously. 703 00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:39,725 You know, Nathan, if this is some sort of joke... 704 00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:41,730 This is not funny, Nathan. 705 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:47,316 Okay, it's shocking, and a bit disturbing, 706 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:51,820 but I think it is important that we separate the nobility of the cause 707 00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:54,322 from the misguided means of pursuing it, you know? 708 00:42:55,281 --> 00:42:58,000 We champion the former and dissuade her from the latter, right? 709 00:42:58,242 --> 00:42:59,994 Oh, honey! 710 00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:02,247 - Are you okay? - That's okay. That's okay. That's okay. 711 00:43:02,330 --> 00:43:03,502 I got it. I got it. 712 00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:06,172 That's a human reaction. That's completely... Baby, get a... 713 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,339 You okay, honey? 714 00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:09,007 No, I'm not. 715 00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:11,256 - Oh, my God. - Oh, honey. 716 00:43:11,339 --> 00:43:13,433 Okay. Thank you. Thank you. 717 00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:14,851 That's all right. Here. 718 00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:16,184 That's all right. 719 00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:18,020 This is how you parent, Nathan? 720 00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:21,100 She's been under your roof for two minutes and now she's some sort of prostitute? 721 00:43:21,182 --> 00:43:22,183 Did I tell you? 722 00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:24,686 - Great parenting! - All right, let's all just settle for a minute. 723 00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:26,487 Okay? Please. Let's just settle. 724 00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:32,031 Let's remember that we are living in the time of Facebook, and reality... 725 00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:33,362 Ugh... God damn it! 726 00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:35,617 - Oh, my... - Shit. 727 00:43:35,696 --> 00:43:37,198 It's the shrimp. 728 00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:39,534 I'd heard that Abigail was a little slutty. 729 00:43:39,659 --> 00:43:41,878 Knowing the mother, I wouldn't be surprised. 730 00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:49,840 'BYE, guys. - Bye. 731 00:43:49,919 --> 00:43:50,966 Where are you going? 732 00:43:51,045 --> 00:43:52,888 Out for dinner with Jane. 733 00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:11,073 That's enough. 734 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:13,700 Abigail! 735 00:44:21,033 --> 00:44:22,285 You're done with dinner already? 736 00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:24,416 Look, I don't even know where to begin about this, 737 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,168 so I'm just going to go straight to the end. 738 00:44:26,247 --> 00:44:29,751 This is wrong, Abigail. Completely wrong. 739 00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:32,632 And I salute your cause. I really do. 740 00:44:32,712 --> 00:44:33,804 But what? 741 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,303 Saluting a cause? Recognizing a problem isn't enough. 742 00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:37,725 A person has to do something. 743 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,223 Well, this something is not that, honey. 744 00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:41,429 What about your play? 745 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:42,729 What about my play? 746 00:44:42,805 --> 00:44:45,228 You said it spoke to you because it was about finding a purpose in life, 747 00:44:45,308 --> 00:44:46,355 which I get. 748 00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:48,436 Making your mark. I get that. 749 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:51,318 You're the one who always said a person's life needs to matter. 750 00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:52,990 - Okay. - Was it all just bullshit? 751 00:44:53,065 --> 00:44:54,408 No, it's not. 752 00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:56,827 And I'm not going to give you some long song-and-dance 753 00:44:56,903 --> 00:44:59,577 about how precious and sacred your beautiful body is. 754 00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:03,330 - Mmm-hmm. - But it is not for sale, Abigail. Not ever. 755 00:45:03,409 --> 00:45:06,333 No matter what cause, no matter what cost. 756 00:45:06,412 --> 00:45:08,255 And one day, you're going to look back at this, 757 00:45:08,331 --> 00:45:10,004 probably pretty soon, and think, 758 00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:11,629 "What the fuck was I thinking? 759 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:14,087 "Why was I going to fuck up my life like that?" 760 00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:16,764 Must be nice to be so right. 761 00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:19,012 - I'm not right! - And so perfect. 762 00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,059 I'm not fucking perfect! 763 00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:25,140 You think you know me so well? I fuck up, too! 764 00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:29,436 I make mistakes. I've made mistakes bigger than this. 765 00:45:35,775 --> 00:45:38,028 Last year I cheated on Ed. 766 00:45:40,112 --> 00:45:41,455 I ended it very quickly. 767 00:45:47,453 --> 00:45:52,835 And the two things I value most in this life are my kids and my marriage, 768 00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:55,670 and I risked destroying both of them. 769 00:45:57,463 --> 00:46:02,139 Just because I was selfish, or... 770 00:46:03,803 --> 00:46:07,683 So tell me... Don't tell me I'm perfect, okay? 771 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:11,068 I know about fucking up. 772 00:46:13,646 --> 00:46:16,820 And fucking up doesn't make your dad and I get back together. 773 00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:23,786 Fucking up doesn't fix your life, okay? 774 00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:29,580 At least what you were going to do was for a good cause, and... 775 00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:34,258 I was just being selfish. 776 00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:37,879 Do you still love Ed? 777 00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:30,723 Mom, watch this. 778 00:47:37,104 --> 00:47:38,651 September 779 00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:43,946 The day I will always remember, yes I will 780 00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:50,581 Because that was the day that my daddy died 781 00:47:52,953 --> 00:47:55,877 I never got a chance to see 782 00:47:57,041 --> 00:48:01,091 Never heard nothin' but bad things about him 783 00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:05,892 Momma I'm depending on you to tell me the truth 783 00:48:06,305 --> 00:48:12,179 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org