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Previously
on Canada's Drag Race,
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Canada Versus The World.
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You'll brave the elements
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in the weather ball.
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Have you ever heard of
the phrase "Less is more"?
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Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
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It was what I love about drag.
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Condragulations,
you're a winner!
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Which queen have you chosen
to get the boot?
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My sister, Anita.
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Anita Wigl'it, sashay away.
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Girl!
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Anita is gone,
and I'm gonna miss her,
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but I feel grateful
to have another shot.
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"To my queens, you can visit
Down Under any time.
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Come and go as you please,
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but know that you will always
have a place in my heart."
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Aw.
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She was the first light
that I saw.
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Her energy was radiating,
so she's gonna be
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definitely be missed.
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Well, I'm just gonna go ahead
and crown her congeniality,
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and I'ma give her
500 Canadian dollars.
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Okay, she's gonna wipe off
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this motherfuckin' mirror,
bitch.
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Get it.
Come on then.
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- Let's take a seat.
- Okay.
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Yes, please.
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I hope my coochie ain't out.
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I hope it is.
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Look, bitch, you deserve this.
I'm so excited for you.
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You rewrote your history
with winning a design challenge.
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- Bitch, okay.
- Okay.
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But let's not forget
to give Victoria her praise,
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'cause, bitch, that was
a sickening lip synch
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y'all had put on.
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- Y'all had put on a great show.
- Okay!
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Rita, how are you feeling,
darling?
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I'm feeling better now.
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In two seconds,
I think I went from scared,
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anxious, to a crying baby.
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I never cry.
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Never, never, never, but
it was tears of joy and relief.
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The first time around,
I didn't have any emotions,
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but now,
I'm having all the emotions.
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I'm thankful.
Thanks to you for...
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Don't be thankful to me.
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Thank Anita, because
Anita sent herself home.
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It's, to me, it seemed like
she knew what time it was.
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So, I'm just
fulfilling your destiny.
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You put it out there.
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What did you do?
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Well, I'll tell you
it rhymes with "ita".
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Which one?
Which one is it?
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- Anita.
- Okay.
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Same reason.
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She had already stepped out
and clocked out.
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- And you had fire left.
- Thank you.
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- I love you so much.
- I love you.
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- I love you all so much.
- Okay.
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I'm so happy
that you're still here.
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I'm happy
there's another Canadian.
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There's been enough
Canadians gone.
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I think Rita needs
to step her game up
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a little bit.
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She doesn't have a win,
and Canada needs another win.
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I came here
for competing with the best,
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and I think us sitting on
this couch here are the best.
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Do you know?
We've all been in the top.
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Now.
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Ooh, now since you said
we've all been the top, so far,
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we've been voting very fairly.
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How do we feel like we're gonna
start making decisions?
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Now, y'all have come
to the real competition.
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If the girls
are being strategic,
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this is where it's gonna start.
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This competition is so fierce.
It's on.
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Top six, hoes.
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Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
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Everyone's got to go.
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There's only one spot
for the queen, and that is me.
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Hey, um,
now let's get out of this drag.
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Come on, now.
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There is no way you are
holding me back this time.
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Period.
Listen.
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I just had a sip of coffee
and the Jesus spirit's
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kinda hit me, girl.
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Won't He do it?
Yes, He will.
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Yes.
Come on, Jesus!
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Ooh!
Catch the spirit.
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Sorry.
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Woo!
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The winner
of Canada's Drag Race,
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Canada Versus The World
receives a cash prize
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of $100,000.
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With Traci Melchor,
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Brad Goreski,
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and Brooke Lynn Hytes.
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With tonight's
extra special guest judge,
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Gary Janetti.
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- Woo!
- We made it.
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The competition
is really heating up.
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Everyone
is stepping their game up,
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so it's going to be
a fight to the end.
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It's a new day in the Werk Room.
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I ain't gon' let...
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I'm not goin' let last week
hold me back, bitch.
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You and Icesis was safe and...
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I still don't agree.
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Not that I don't agree
with you guys winning.
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I just think that
between me and Ra'Jah,
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one of us should have
also had a top position.
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There's a little bit
of tension in the room.
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It seems some people might be
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a little bit butt hurt
that they weren't in the top.
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I'm excited
for you all to have watched
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because my runways
were 10 out of 10.
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I'm not saying that,
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you know, you didn't deserve
the top position.
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I'm just disappointed in myself.
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Being safe is not a bad thing,
but I'm comin' for the win.
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I'm comin'
for the mini challenge.
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I'm comin'
for the medium challenge.
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I'm comin'
for the small challenge.
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I'm comin' for the extra-large.
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I'm goin' for
the motherfuckin' gold, okay?
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It's over now.
I wanna burn that dress.
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I never want to see it again.
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We gotta do sustainable fashion,
boo-boo.
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Come on!
Challenge time.
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O Canada!
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She done already
done had herses.
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- Ladykins.
- Hi!
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Please humour me
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as I give you
a little piece of advice.
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It's time to stand up
for what you believe in
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because, trust me,
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becoming the queen
of the motherpucking world
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is no joke, Boo.
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- Okay.
- It's no joke, Boo.
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- They want a little comedy.
- Another one.
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- Well, hello, queens!
- Hello!
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You better have my colour on.
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Drag has become
a billion dollar industry.
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And you know what?
I want a piece of the pie too.
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So I've designed an app
that's going to bring drag fans
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closer to their drag idols.
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I call it Queenie Vids.
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For today's mini challenge,
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you'll record
personalized messages
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that your fans
will cherish forever.
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You'll have 20 minutes to get
into influencer quick drag.
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Then you'll start recording.
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Y'all ready
for some fan service?
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- Let's do it.
- Go!
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Just runnin' like crazy people.
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I guess I didn't have to go
so hard on the blush, bitch.
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Well, hello, Silky.
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Hi!
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Come on in and have a seat.
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Well, you have so many fans
from all over the world
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who want messages from you.
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- Should we get started?
- Sure!
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Okay.
Here's your first one.
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Kenny,
From: his boyfriend Justin."
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The occasion
is the one-year anniversary.
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"Can you let Kenny know
that Justin is unsatisfied
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in the bedroom?
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Any advice
in spicing up things?"
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Okay.
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Go.
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Hi, Kenny, this is Big Silk
with the good milk
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from RuPaul's Drag Race.
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Happy anniversary, baby!
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In the gay world,
that's really about 10 years,
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but I need to let you know
somethin', Kenny.
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Justin is a little, um...
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..unsatisfied in the bedroom,
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baby, and I got
a few tips for you.
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Baby, you better start...
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If you wanna keep your man
and make it to two years...
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..gobble it up, okay?
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If you have a bad gag reflex,
drink some pineapple juice.
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Let me tell you somethin',
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my husband is very satisfied
in the bedroom with this throat.
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- Pineapple juice?
- It works.
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You can bring
a friend to your bedroom.
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Invite people.
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"Come on in!
Come on in!"
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Shall we move on
to the next one?
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"My boyfriend's
got Canadian citizenship.
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Can you sing O Canada
to celebrate?"
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Your version of O Canada might
be better than the original.
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It's the remix, baby!
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And here's your last video.
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Taylor,
From: Her soon to be...
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..soon to be ex-wife, Nicole."
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- Lesbians.
- Thank you so much.
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Representation matters.
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"I know she's been cheating.
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I found someone else's
panties in our bedroom."
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Listen,
you sneaky fuckin' bitch.
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You about to lose yo' woman.
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How dare you!
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Lesbians, we stick together.
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She found them panties
in the fuckin' drawer.
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Me and Nicole,
we know about the panties.
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Bitch, it is over for you.
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I don't want to see you
ever again.
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Yeah, tell her again,
one more time.
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You sneaky fuckin' bitch.
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Great job, Ra'Jah.
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- Thank you so much.
- Thank you so much.
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- See you later.
- Bye!
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Queens, you all have
a way with words,
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but one of you
gave great talking head.
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The winner
of today's mini challenge is,
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Ra'Jah O'Hara!
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Yes, the queen of Queenie Vids!
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You've won a fabulous
cosmetic collection
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from our friends
at Anastasia Beverly Hills.
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Ooh, thank you, Anastasia!
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Now that we've warmed
some hearts,
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it's time
to tickle some funny bones.
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In today's maxi challenge,
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you'll be the featured acts
at a comedy night for the world.
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Ooh!
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Each of you needs to write and
perform your own comedy routine.
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So bring the jokes, folks.
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And remember, if it's a thinker,
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it's a stinker.
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But don't worry.
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You'll get
some guidance from me,
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and an extra special guest,
Emmy nominated comedy writer,
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and best-selling author,
Gary Janetti, my husband.
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Ooh, my other dad!
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Comedy king, an amazing writer.
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You ain't gay if you've
never watched Will and Grace.
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Ra'Jah O'Hara, since you won
the mini challenge,
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you will be
assigning the line-up.
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Okay.
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Racers, start your engines,
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and may the funniest
drag queen win!
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Let's go.
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Is there any particular position
that you guys feel comfortable?
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I would love to go first.
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I wanna go first too.
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Well, if everyone's
throwing it out there,
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I would have loved
to have gone first as well.
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I wanna go first
because I'm really scared
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about this challenge,
and I just wanna get it over
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and done with.
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On my season,
we did a comedy roast,
254
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and I roasted and burned.
255
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I'll go last.
256
00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:02,127
- All right.
- Victoria wants to go last.
257
00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:04,496
I wanna the lasting
impression on the judges,
258
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,432
the 11 o'clock number,
the big climax.
259
00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:10,435
Everybody wants to go first.
We know that's not gonna happen.
260
00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:12,604
You can put me anywhere.
How 'bout that?
261
00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,172
- Okay.
- If it's good, it's good.
262
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,841
- It doesn't matter where it is.
- There you go.
263
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:20,846
I'm almost feeling like
I kind of want to open the show.
264
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,581
- Do it.
- You have the power.
265
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:24,883
So, I think
I'm gonna put myself first.
266
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:26,518
I'ma get this out my system.
267
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,521
I'ma get the energy right.
I'ma get the audience hyped.
268
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:33,659
We'll follow me up
with Vanity Milan.
269
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I'm gonna do Rita,
and then we will do Icesis.
270
00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:40,866
We will do Victoria.
271
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,569
And, Silky,
I'm gonna put you at the end.
272
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:44,570
Come on.
Push her.
273
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:45,737
Push a bitch.
274
00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:48,140
Are you sure?
275
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,208
Absolutely sure,
a hundred percent decided?
276
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,944
- I think I'm decided.
- Okay.
277
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:54,546
I know Silky
is funny as Hell to me.
278
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:58,517
So I feel like Silky'll be
a great way to end the show,
279
00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:00,986
and I'll be
a strong way to start.
280
00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:03,956
With that being said,
let's get to writing some jokes,
281
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:04,957
ladies and gents.
282
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:05,958
- Yeah!
- Let's do it.
283
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,728
How are you feeling
with your placement?
284
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,196
I'm okay with that.
285
00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:13,198
Are you satisfied with yours?
286
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:15,701
I'm the only person
that requested to go last,
287
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:18,904
and, she didn't put me last,
for whatever reason.
288
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,707
Looking out for Silky maybe.
That's a bit of a motive.
289
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:25,811
Ra'Jah has not put me last,
what I asked for.
290
00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:29,214
I think there might be a little
bit of sabotage going on here.
291
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:31,817
Whoa.
292
00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:33,418
I have never done
a comedy challenge,
293
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,454
or a roast on any of my seasons.
294
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,990
I can't wait to get here,
with Brad and, um, his husband.
295
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,091
Okay.
296
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,993
So I can get some,
like, some pointers.
297
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,828
All y'all know that I'm funny.
298
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:45,697
However, I have never
just written down jokes
299
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,299
on a sheet of paper.
300
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:50,402
Writing jokes is like
a new thing for me.
301
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:54,039
I personally wanted to get
myself out of the way.
302
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,108
Because I'm...
303
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,443
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm scared shitless.
304
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:01,980
The only joke I've written
is a love letter to this girl
305
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:04,783
that I was dating
back in the day,
306
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,152
and therein lies the joke.
307
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,824
- Miss Icesis?
- Yes?
308
00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:14,426
What you gonna be
talking about, ho?
309
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:17,229
Just, like, my journey
after winning Drag Race,
310
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,798
and just the things that
I've experienced on the tour...
311
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,400
So you wanna
talk about the people
312
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,201
while you just got the crown?
313
00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:24,522
- So they can hate you
when you...
314
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,407
I did find out on my season
315
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,709
that I am a lot funnier
than I give myself credit for.
316
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,744
I'm fucking good at this.
317
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,579
So I'm just gonna
lean into that,
318
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,448
and make them laugh.
319
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:42,187
Brad, when you said
you were on Canada's Drag Race,
320
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:43,455
I thought you were competing.
321
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:46,591
- No, I'm, like, a judge.
- But you could compete.
322
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:49,428
I don't think so.
Hello, Ra'Jah O'Hara.
323
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,129
What up, yo?
How y'all doing?
324
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,330
- Good.
- Hi, Ra'Jah.
325
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:56,201
The time has come
to get a coaching session
326
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,703
with Brad and Gary.
327
00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:00,605
I'm really excited because he is
a legendary comedy writer.
328
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:02,841
So, let's see
what they got to say.
329
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,210
This is very interesting.
You're up first.
330
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,245
You know, y'all said
that I give good head.
331
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:11,183
I mean talking head, so I
decided to put myself first.
332
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,584
So, you ready to get into them?
333
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:13,885
- Let's just jump right in.
- Sure.
334
00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:16,388
I wanted to talk about
how I come from a small family.
335
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,690
- Okay.
- And I'm an only child.
336
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:22,761
And sadly, I'm definitely not
my mother's favourite child.
337
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:26,932
I think you can get
a bigger laugh if you flip it.
338
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,133
Okay.
339
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,901
Just say I wasn't
my mother's favourite kid,
340
00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:31,770
- and I was an only child.
- Right.
341
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,004
So, what other areas
do you have?
342
00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:35,006
Well, I wanted to talk about
me being single.
343
00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:36,007
Right.
344
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,109
Have you ever had any bad dates?
345
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,477
I have not been on
a whole lotta dates.
346
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:39,758
Maybe there's something in that.
347
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,513
I'm takin' my notes.
348
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,048
I'm hearin'
what you sayin', Gary.
349
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:46,118
I'm nodding my head, "yes,"
but I'm shitting a brick.
350
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,486
Don't freak out.
351
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,387
- You're gonna be great.
- Thank y'all so much.
352
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,655
- Thank you, Ra'Jah.
- See ya tomorrow.
353
00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:51,890
- Bye, Ra'Jah.
- Bye.
354
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,192
- We'll be ready to laugh.
- Please do.
355
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:58,730
- Vanity Milan!
- Hello, hello, hello.
356
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,832
Woo, so handsome in this room!
357
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,000
Going into
this coaching session,
358
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:03,001
I'm really nervous.
359
00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:04,202
Public speaking is not something
360
00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:05,971
that I usually do,
and hopefully,
361
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:07,539
with your guidance,
I'm able to do that.
362
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,707
- Great.
- Okay.
363
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:09,941
Well, we're excited
to hear your material.
364
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:12,744
London and Canada
are similar in many ways,
365
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,045
but they're so different.
366
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:15,280
Let me give you some examples.
367
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:17,082
We both have
a lot of drag queens,
368
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,550
just in London, we're talented.
369
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:23,088
In London, we have thousands
of happy sex workers.
370
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,723
But in Canada, you have Jimbo.
371
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,395
Those are terrific.
Simple, clean.
372
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:31,763
- Yay!
- That area's funny too.
373
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,166
I bet you can
kind of stay on that area.
374
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,168
- There's more.
- Great.
375
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:39,204
They're laughing.
They understand what I'm saying.
376
00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:40,572
I'm feeling pretty confident.
377
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,875
What your instincts are,
they're right.
378
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,744
This is shocking to hear
because I failed on my season.
379
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:46,845
So, I'm shocked.
380
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:49,147
I am loving
what they're saying to me,
381
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,516
and just make sure
that I am tightening it up.
382
00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:54,186
And, I'm feeling pretty
confident about where I am.
383
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,354
She was funnier
than I've been on this show.
384
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,824
She was.
385
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,525
- Hello, Rita Baga.
- Hello!
386
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,561
Hello, bonjour, hello.
387
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,462
How do you feel about
a stand-up challenge?
388
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,031
I feel good.
This is what I do.
389
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:09,668
But it's also a challenge
'cause it's another language.
390
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,403
Well, let's hear what you got.
I'm excited.
391
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,838
Okay, so I wanna start
392
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:16,241
by creating
an on-purpose awkward moment.
393
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:17,409
Great.
394
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,110
Bonjour, tout le monde.
Ça va bien?
395
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:20,412
Vous êtes en forme?
396
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,247
Oui, vous êtes beau,
vous êtes beau.
397
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:25,116
Merci, merci d'etre la.
Merci, c'est...
398
00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:27,485
Oui, ça va?
Oui, qu'est-ce que...
399
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,689
Okay, English!
400
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,892
The idea of this bit is great.
You could really amp it up.
401
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:34,993
I think it would be funnier
402
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,295
if you talk more quickly
in French too.
403
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:38,656
- Okay.
- We should really be lost.
404
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,870
I'm hearing words like "merci,"
and that I recognize,
405
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:47,839
so it's almost like the audience
is trying to understand you.
406
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,674
You want the opposite,
that we don't understand you.
407
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,076
And then,
when you stop yourself,
408
00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:53,612
I need you to sell
every moment of like ""
409
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,181
- Okay.
- Let's go into the next part.
410
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:59,885
My all time hero
is currently here,
411
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,720
and it's you, Brooke Lynn Hytes.
412
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,188
Come on, Brooke Lynn Hytes.
413
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:07,359
I can see my future in you.
Death is coming soon.
414
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,526
Yes, I know.
415
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,729
If you're gonna go after
anybody on the panel,
416
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,264
any of the judges,
you have to make sure
417
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,498
you're gonna get a laugh,
418
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,901
because she's heard everything,
every single joke.
419
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:17,135
- True.
- Yeah.
420
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:18,870
- Thank you, Rita.
- Thank you for your time.
421
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,573
And I will use
the feedback that I got,
422
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:26,011
and if they're not laughing,
I'm gonna get naked and dance.
423
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:31,016
So, you know, there's always
a... a secret weapon somewhere.
424
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:33,351
The opening idea could work.
425
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:34,552
Could.
426
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:35,921
You gave her
a lot of direction on it,
427
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:38,123
so if it's lost, it's on you.
428
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:40,191
- Hello!
- Hi, Icesis!
429
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:42,227
- Hi, hello.
- How are you?
430
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,862
I'm so good.
How are you?
431
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:46,898
I don't know if Brad told you,
but last season, he adopted me,
432
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,234
so it's nice to finally meet
my real father.
433
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,972
What's going to be
your kind of approach to this,
434
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,240
your comedy act?
435
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:58,343
Talking about my experience
after winning the crown,
436
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:01,112
specifically, like,
maybe, like, tour life.
437
00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:03,214
Do you have some material
you wanna try out for us?
438
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:04,449
Yes!
439
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,785
Winning Drag Race
has been a dream come true.
440
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,687
I have been able
to travel the world
441
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,722
and do things
that I could only dream of,
442
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,924
like having
an actual drag career.
443
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:17,228
If you've never been
on a tour bus, picture it.
444
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:20,265
It's just like a funeral home
full of decomposing drag queens,
445
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,801
just stacked
on top of each other.
446
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,169
- Yeah.
- Okay.
447
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:27,973
There's not a hard punchline
there really, so, I mean...
448
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:30,041
- It feels like half of a joke.
- Yes.
449
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,743
Like it's a part...
you're going...
450
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,045
You're taking us on the tour
with you a bit, you know,
451
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,381
of what this experience was,
but make sure,
452
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:38,583
you just need to end
on a really good joke.
453
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,218
- Okay.
- Just remember, Icesis.
454
00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:44,356
The longer the story goes,
the better the expectation is
455
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,657
for the payoff, do you know?
456
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:49,027
I need to reel it in,
and make more punchlines,
457
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,495
instead of more story.
458
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:52,163
- Bye.
- Bye, Icesis.
459
00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:54,165
- Victoria Scone!
- Hello, darlings.
460
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:55,967
- Hi!
- Hi, Victoria.
461
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,369
This is very awkward,
actually, darling.
462
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,004
Lovely to meet you,
but I was under the impression
463
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,105
that me
and your gorgeous husband
464
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:02,507
were dating, so...
465
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:04,376
What is your approach
to your act?
466
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:07,712
I'm having to sort of
have a chat with myself
467
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,447
about how much crudeness I do.
468
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:10,482
Okay.
469
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,017
I'm just disgusting,
if I'm honest.
470
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,952
Well, let's see and we'll tell
you if you're being too naughty.
471
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,220
- Yes.
- Okay.
472
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:17,989
Welcome to my cervix seminar,
473
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:22,794
an hour "in-depth" discussion on
"the ins and outs" of my vagina.
474
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,196
As the saying goes,
475
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:26,998
"Say what you see,
and do what you know."
476
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,367
And by God, do I know my way
around a vagina.
477
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:30,368
We don't!
478
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:32,604
You will by the end of tonight.
479
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,005
Perfect.
480
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,108
They call me The West End Disco
Diva with a lot of "spunk."
481
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,543
The spunk is usually on my neck,
482
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,812
but I did wash for you
this evening.
483
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,280
I just took
a wet wipe to my bits.
484
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,484
Work on what you've got,
and get it tight.
485
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:49,654
Then, leave yourself
the space to play
486
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,956
when you feel
comfortable doing it.
487
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:53,158
Play off
whatever you're getting.
488
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:55,160
And you seem
super comfortable with that,
489
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:58,696
and that's
a really great skill to have.
490
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,698
I think you're in terrific,
terrific shape.
491
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:01,966
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
492
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,301
I'll see you in the bedroom.
493
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:04,536
I'm excited to show the judges
494
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,138
a real Victoria Scone
experience.
495
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,307
Last week, I came out of my
shell a little bit,
496
00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:12,078
but this week, they're getting
a full, "open clam."
497
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,781
- Hello, Silky.
- Hi, how y'all doing?
498
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,216
Do you feel okay
about going last
499
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,617
with the material
you've come up with?
500
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:21,953
I'm just gonna tell
a little bit of my story,
501
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,488
and hopefully
it goes a long way.
502
00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:25,223
Well, let's hear it.
I'm excited.
503
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:28,760
I used to live in LA two years
ago, and so did Brooke Lynn.
504
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:32,097
I show up unannounced
to Brooke Lynn's house.
505
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:35,500
I walk in and she offers me
sparklin' water.
506
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,804
And my Black ass is like
"Now, I know this White bitch
507
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:42,874
got some Chardonnay,
some Pinot Grigio.
508
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,076
How the Hell
is she gonna offer my Black ass
509
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,111
some sparklin' water?
510
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:49,280
'Cause her house
is open concept, HGTV,
511
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:53,017
baby, I was like
"-can't do it."
512
00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:54,752
- That was great.
- Bravo, Silky.
513
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,020
Really?
514
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:58,857
In front of two people
in chairs, with a notebook,
515
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:02,127
what you did
was really fucking hard to do.
516
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:03,795
Also, your punchlines,
517
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,663
just make sure
they're really clear.
518
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,365
Tomorrow there's gonna be
a lot of laughter,
519
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:08,733
- and I wanna make sure...
- So we hear them
520
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,969
- and you're hitting them hard.
..that we're hearing them,
521
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,504
and you're taking a beat
for the laughter,
522
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,506
- and we're not missing a word.
- Right.
523
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:15,940
Thank you, guys.
524
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:19,577
I'm just hopin' that I have
enough time to allow the crowd
525
00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:21,546
to take in what I was sayin',
526
00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:23,448
because, bitch,
if I don't do it right,
527
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,416
I could be goin' home.
528
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:29,120
She did it in a way that you
kinda can't teach somebody.
529
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,890
- Are you gonna cry?
- Tomorrow.
530
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:32,891
Okay.
531
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:37,829
How is everyone feeling
this morning after our coaching
532
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,564
with lovely Brad and Gary?
533
00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:41,032
I definitely have
a lot more confidence
534
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,600
in the set that I'm doing.
535
00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:44,035
They've given me
a lot of advice,
536
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:46,871
so I'm gonna apply that and
bring it to that stage, henny.
537
00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:48,506
Icesis, what about you, ho?
538
00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:50,275
You about to tell
your Drag Race experience,
539
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:54,279
bitch.
Um...
540
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,315
I am definitely feeling
some sorta way today.
541
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,185
What?
What that supposed to mean?
542
00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:02,687
That means I don't really
wanna talk right now.
543
00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:05,123
Did bitch just say that?
544
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:06,658
Damn.
545
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,960
Are you feeling good
about still going first?
546
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:11,229
I am feeling good
about goin' first.
547
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,731
I wanna say
that I picked myself to go first
548
00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:15,300
because I was so nervous.
549
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:18,369
I'm sitting in the Werk Room,
putting my makeup on,
550
00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:21,005
and I really just can't focus.
551
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,907
There's so much
going through my mind
552
00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:24,676
that I can't...
553
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,544
I can't be in the moment
right now.
554
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,415
I notice Icesis is...
555
00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:31,683
Like, she's not
lookin' the same,
556
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,953
she's not talkin',
she's not really saying much.
557
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:39,624
- You all right, Sis?
- I don't think so.
558
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:41,327
Need a hug?
559
00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:49,133
My God.
560
00:22:49,134 --> 00:22:50,702
Is it somethin' in the
competition or is just like...
561
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:54,339
No, it's just too much for me.
I'm just so tired.
562
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:56,374
- What?
- I'm just not into it.
563
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,009
No, sis.
564
00:22:58,010 --> 00:23:00,411
There's just so much
going on with me personally
565
00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:01,779
that I just...
566
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:04,282
I'm trying to keep up,
but I don't want to anymore.
567
00:23:04,283 --> 00:23:09,287
Physically and mentally,
I... I just... I can't keep up.
568
00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:12,023
And I've just been doing it
for so long.
569
00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:13,858
I just need a break
for a minute.
570
00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:16,628
And I think
I jumped back into it too soon
571
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:18,997
because I just wanted
to be with everybody,
572
00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:24,002
and... and I'm trying, but,
573
00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:26,137
I don't wanna try anymore.
574
00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:28,506
I came and did
what I wanted to do,
575
00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:30,942
and I'm... I'm...
576
00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:34,279
I can... I just...
577
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:37,782
You have to do
what's best for you
578
00:23:37,783 --> 00:23:39,851
and what you are feelin'
in your heart.
579
00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:41,619
And you can't shake the feelin'.
580
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,621
- Thank you.
- You gotta take care...
581
00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:45,390
- Thank you.
- ..of you first
582
00:23:45,391 --> 00:23:48,459
I have to take
my own advice in making sure
583
00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:51,095
that everyone knows
that it's okay to not be okay.
584
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,731
And this is literally
just me saying, like,
585
00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:57,302
"I'm not okay anymore."
586
00:23:57,303 --> 00:24:00,872
I just need to go home, and I
hope everybody understands.
587
00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:02,940
And if you need
to take care of you,
588
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:07,912
the man behind the glamour,
take your time.
589
00:24:07,913 --> 00:24:09,647
It's a lot of pressure
that we put ourselves under
590
00:24:09,648 --> 00:24:11,449
to be on Drag Race,
591
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:15,286
and I really want my sister
to know that it's okay.
592
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,288
She don't owe us nothin'.
593
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,624
She don't owe
y'all nothin' either.
594
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:24,028
She owes it to herself
to make sure that she's okay.
595
00:24:24,029 --> 00:24:27,198
Your drag is valid.
Your drag is important.
596
00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:28,566
But your mental health
and your sanity
597
00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:30,601
is even more important.
598
00:24:30,602 --> 00:24:33,104
- Thank you.
- You okay, baby?
599
00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:34,539
Yeah, I'm gonna go home.
600
00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:36,207
I'm gonna go home.
601
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:39,043
- What do you mean?
- I'm leaving.
602
00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:40,511
Are you sure?
603
00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:48,186
No, no, no, look.
604
00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:52,590
Look.
You are so sickening.
605
00:24:52,591 --> 00:24:53,624
I know.
606
00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:54,992
And I've had the honour
to be with you.
607
00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:57,128
At the end of the day,
this is a sisterhood.
608
00:24:57,129 --> 00:24:58,463
Yeah.
609
00:24:58,464 --> 00:25:00,131
- I love you guys.
- And we are here for you.
610
00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:01,733
I love you.
611
00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:03,334
As someone that
has been in this competition
612
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,669
now three times,
613
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:09,173
I understand the pressures
that the world put on us,
614
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:11,008
that we put on ourselves.
615
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:15,346
That old phrase, "Heavy is
the head that wears the crown,"
616
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:18,516
that is really a true phrase.
617
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:19,917
I love you guys.
618
00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:21,819
I know it's the best decision.
619
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,888
If you are feeling this way...
620
00:25:23,889 --> 00:25:25,690
You can do it.
You better win.
621
00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:27,725
..you have to take care
of your health,
622
00:25:27,726 --> 00:25:29,827
your mental health,
623
00:25:29,828 --> 00:25:34,265
because this is worth more
than $100,000.
624
00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:36,434
- This is not actually happening.
- It is.
625
00:25:36,435 --> 00:25:37,602
Why is she doing it?
626
00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:39,437
She just can't do it anymore.
627
00:25:39,438 --> 00:25:41,272
I just don't want her to regret.
628
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:43,141
No, trust me.
There ain't no regret.
629
00:25:43,142 --> 00:25:44,143
Ain't no regret.
630
00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:47,512
- Could you lead us?
- Yes.
631
00:25:47,513 --> 00:25:48,846
Could you do us... give us one?
632
00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:51,082
- Yes, please, Silky.
- I will, you know, um...
633
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,918
As we stand here together,
634
00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:56,921
with love, joy, peace,
give us the strength
635
00:25:56,922 --> 00:26:00,892
to give the show beyond that
has never been given before.
636
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:04,529
Give us the courage to go out
and step outside of our element,
637
00:26:04,530 --> 00:26:06,831
because we are the head,
not the tail,
638
00:26:06,832 --> 00:26:09,534
and all things
should be added on to us.
639
00:26:09,535 --> 00:26:10,935
- All right.
- Amen.
640
00:26:10,936 --> 00:26:12,069
- Amen.
- Amen, let's go.
641
00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:13,304
That was great, Silky.
642
00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:14,872
Thank you.
643
00:26:14,873 --> 00:26:15,873
We gon' make it.
644
00:26:17,976 --> 00:26:20,812
- Shake it down.
- Hoo.
645
00:26:20,813 --> 00:26:22,113
- Okay.
- Woo.
646
00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:23,548
- All right.
- Let's put on the face again.
647
00:26:23,549 --> 00:26:26,584
Girl, that face ain't left
is what I'm sayin'.
648
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,186
I'm so fuckin' impressed.
649
00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:29,887
You gotta teach me
how to cry like that
650
00:26:29,888 --> 00:26:31,489
over... over the things.
651
00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:32,790
Is that why
she was leanin' over?
652
00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:35,226
She gotta teach me how to lean.
653
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,254
- Yay!
- Yay!
654
00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:04,622
- Gorgeous!
- Woo-woo!
655
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,157
Welcome to the main stage
656
00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:07,458
of Canada's Drag Race,
657
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,994
Canada Versus the World.
658
00:27:09,995 --> 00:27:12,830
He's Hollywood royalty's
husband,
659
00:27:12,831 --> 00:27:14,398
it's Brad Goreski.
660
00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:15,600
Hi, Brooke Lynn!
661
00:27:15,601 --> 00:27:16,934
Hi, Bradley.
Tell me.
662
00:27:16,935 --> 00:27:20,137
If you were funny, what kinda
comedian would you be?
663
00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:23,307
I'd be an insult comic,
you dirty, little bitch.
664
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,143
Ooh, yeah, you like it dirty?
665
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,312
And she puts the gig in giggle.
666
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:29,714
It's Traci Melchor.
667
00:27:29,715 --> 00:27:31,215
Hey, Brooke.
668
00:27:31,216 --> 00:27:33,684
And you put the wig in wiggle.
669
00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:37,889
And he's the prince
of my royal family.
670
00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:39,924
- It's Gary Janetti!
- Hey, Brooke Lynn.
671
00:27:39,925 --> 00:27:42,393
Hey, Gary, I am so excited
to read your new book.
672
00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:43,427
Thanks.
673
00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:45,830
You know it doesn't have
any pictures.
674
00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:48,866
Yeah, I knew that,
and I can't wait to look at it.
675
00:27:51,703 --> 00:27:55,306
This week, we challenged
our queens to make us laugh
676
00:27:55,307 --> 00:27:57,975
in a good,
old fashioned night of comedy.
677
00:27:57,976 --> 00:28:01,279
Racers, start your engines,
678
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,948
and may the best drag queen win.
679
00:28:07,085 --> 00:28:10,888
Please welcome to the stage,
Ra'Jah O'Hara.
680
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:15,693
Hey!
Wow!
681
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:16,727
What's goin' on?
What's goin' on?
682
00:28:16,728 --> 00:28:17,895
How y'all feelin' tonight?
683
00:28:19,064 --> 00:28:21,065
Ooh, I can tell you one thing.
684
00:28:21,066 --> 00:28:24,902
You're lookin' good.
You're smellin' good.
685
00:28:24,903 --> 00:28:26,571
And you, sir, ooh!
686
00:28:26,572 --> 00:28:28,005
You can get it.
You can get it.
687
00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:29,373
You can get it, okay?
688
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:32,243
I'm your homegirl
Ra'Jah, Big D, O'Hara,
689
00:28:32,244 --> 00:28:33,344
straight from Dallas.
690
00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:34,679
That's why they call me Big D.
691
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,948
I know you thirsty bottoms
in the room was wondering.
692
00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:40,418
But this is not a place
to bottom shame because,
693
00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:41,919
you know, we love a bottom.
694
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,754
Every plug needs a socket, amen.
695
00:28:43,755 --> 00:28:46,390
- Amen!
- Amen.
696
00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:49,794
I just wanted to say welcome to
a night of comedy for the world.
697
00:28:49,795 --> 00:28:53,598
Please, untuck your wig,
undo your girdle,
698
00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:54,665
'cause we're gon' have
a good time.
699
00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:55,833
Is that okay?
700
00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:57,335
Yes!
701
00:28:57,336 --> 00:28:58,436
That's right.
702
00:28:58,437 --> 00:29:00,571
Now, I'm out here
lookin' for a man.
703
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,306
I know some of us
is all lookin' for a man.
704
00:29:02,307 --> 00:29:03,341
Y'all lookin' for a man?
705
00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:05,409
- Yes, yes!
- Amen, amen!
706
00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:08,346
And looking for a man
is so hard to be a drag queen
707
00:29:08,347 --> 00:29:10,615
because you look for a man.
708
00:29:10,616 --> 00:29:11,916
They lookin' for a man.
709
00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:12,984
And you show up as a queen.
710
00:29:12,985 --> 00:29:14,785
Fuck.
711
00:29:14,786 --> 00:29:17,188
There's my life in a nutshell.
You know what I'm sayin'?
712
00:29:17,189 --> 00:29:20,524
I decided I'ma be best
of both worlds up in here.
713
00:29:20,525 --> 00:29:22,760
I'm my own man.
I'm my own woman.
714
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,663
I'm super empowered,
and I hope you are as well.
715
00:29:25,664 --> 00:29:28,566
You know,
ever since my run on All Stars,
716
00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:32,069
my DM's have been blowing up.
717
00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:35,339
Everyone asks me how's your
relationship with your mother?
718
00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:37,575
And I have some great news,
y'all.
719
00:29:37,576 --> 00:29:41,846
I am now her second favourite
child, okay!
720
00:29:41,847 --> 00:29:44,582
Give it up.
Okay, I'm comin' up the ladder.
721
00:29:44,583 --> 00:29:46,450
Too bad I'm an only child,
though.
722
00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:50,621
Let your hair down.
Enjoy tonight.
723
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:52,523
We got some bad bitches
comin' up,
724
00:29:52,524 --> 00:29:54,659
and I just wanna say
thank y'all for havin' me.
725
00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:56,594
I love you.
See you later.
726
00:29:59,498 --> 00:30:03,401
Please welcome to the stage,
Vanity Milan.
727
00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:05,403
Very glamour.
728
00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:07,505
Yes!
729
00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:09,674
I'd like to say that Canada
and London are very similar,
730
00:30:09,675 --> 00:30:11,308
but very different.
731
00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:14,445
In Canada...
732
00:30:14,446 --> 00:30:17,048
We both have
amazing drag queens.
733
00:30:17,049 --> 00:30:18,182
- Am I right?
- Yes!
734
00:30:19,918 --> 00:30:21,585
But in London,
we're just more talented.
735
00:30:21,586 --> 00:30:24,722
Ooh!
736
00:30:24,723 --> 00:30:27,224
In Canada, you have maple syrup.
737
00:30:27,225 --> 00:30:28,726
In London, we have fashion.
738
00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:34,331
I know that's right.
739
00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:37,468
In London,
we have thousands and thousands
740
00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:39,570
of happy sex workers.
741
00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:42,239
In Canada, you have Jimbo.
742
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,509
Ooh!
743
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,745
I feel like
744
00:30:47,746 --> 00:30:51,449
London has a bit more
of an edge than Canada.
745
00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:54,819
While teenagers are out hitting
pucks with hockey sticks,
746
00:30:54,820 --> 00:30:57,321
in London, teenagers are out
hittin' old people
747
00:30:57,322 --> 00:30:59,957
- with baseball bats.
- Okay.
748
00:30:59,958 --> 00:31:02,760
In Canada,
everybody has gorgeous teeth,
749
00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:05,229
and a great smile,
while in London,
750
00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:08,432
everyone's sucking apples
through a straw.
751
00:31:08,433 --> 00:31:09,734
Okay.
752
00:31:09,735 --> 00:31:11,695
Could've laughed a little bit
louder for that one.
753
00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:15,573
Canadians have a reputation for
being the most kindest people
754
00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:17,041
on the planet, right?
755
00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:19,009
- Yes!
- Exactly.
756
00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:22,880
Canadians are so nice,
I pushed one down the stairs,
757
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:23,881
and she said thank you.
758
00:31:25,684 --> 00:31:27,118
Canadian people are so nice,
759
00:31:27,119 --> 00:31:29,386
I slammed the door
on someone's foot,
760
00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:32,823
and he said "I'm so sorry."
761
00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:35,826
What I am good at
is knock knock jokes.
762
00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:37,561
- Would you like to hear some?
- Yes!
763
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:40,164
- Shall we go for it?
- Yes!
764
00:31:40,165 --> 00:31:42,133
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
765
00:31:42,134 --> 00:31:43,534
That wasn't the door.
766
00:31:43,535 --> 00:31:45,735
That was Victoria Scone's knee
cracking back into place.
767
00:31:46,938 --> 00:31:48,506
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
768
00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:50,608
- Anita.
- Anita who?
769
00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:52,877
Anita to win this challenge
because all I've got
770
00:31:52,878 --> 00:31:54,411
is silly knock knock jokes.
771
00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:55,946
Thank you so much.
772
00:31:59,117 --> 00:32:02,653
Please welcome to the stage,
Rita Baga.
773
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:07,391
Allo, allo, allo, allo!
774
00:32:07,392 --> 00:32:10,461
Je suis tellement content
d'être ici ce soir parce que...
775
00:32:23,208 --> 00:32:25,576
English!
776
00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:26,877
- Yes.
- No problem.
777
00:32:26,878 --> 00:32:28,746
No problem.
We're rolling!
778
00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:31,248
Okay, hello, everybody!
How you doin'?!
779
00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:35,019
As you can probably hear
780
00:32:35,020 --> 00:32:38,622
I have this little,
subtle accent from...
781
00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:39,857
Québec!
782
00:32:39,858 --> 00:32:42,927
Canada's Drag Race Season One,
that is right!
783
00:32:42,928 --> 00:32:44,528
Yes.
784
00:32:44,529 --> 00:32:47,164
To make you
feel the difference between
785
00:32:47,165 --> 00:32:50,167
the French and the English,
786
00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:53,337
I think we should talk about
our favourite subject,
787
00:32:53,338 --> 00:32:56,173
us queens, sex.
788
00:32:56,174 --> 00:32:58,075
- Okay, you ready?
- Yes.
789
00:32:58,076 --> 00:33:00,411
You're still with me?
Vanity set us behind us.
790
00:33:00,412 --> 00:33:03,314
The nap is over, baby.
You're here.
791
00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:05,416
- Are you with me?!
- Yeah!
792
00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:06,417
Okay.
793
00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:07,751
Hold my earrings, please.
794
00:33:07,752 --> 00:33:11,555
In the French language,
we are more romantic.
795
00:33:11,556 --> 00:33:14,859
In the act, we say something
like "oui, c'est bon."
796
00:33:14,860 --> 00:33:17,962
"oui, j'adore ça.
Continues."
797
00:33:17,963 --> 00:33:20,831
And you English people
are like "come on, Daddy!
798
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:22,433
Spank me!
Yes!
799
00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:25,102
Give it to me!
I want that dick in my ass!
800
00:33:25,103 --> 00:33:26,704
Yes!
Grab my balls!
801
00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:27,905
My God!
What is that?
802
00:33:27,906 --> 00:33:31,075
Felching?
My God!"
803
00:33:32,878 --> 00:33:36,013
You see, it's just rudeness
all over the place in English.
804
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,382
So, I'm gonna teach you
a little bit of French,
805
00:33:38,383 --> 00:33:39,550
if you don't mind, okay?
806
00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:42,953
So just repeat after me.
Rita...
807
00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:45,389
- Rita...
- ..va gagner...
808
00:33:45,390 --> 00:33:47,591
- Va gagner...
- ..ce défi.
809
00:33:47,592 --> 00:33:48,726
Ce défi.
810
00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:51,695
Okay, all together.
Rita va gagner ce défi.
811
00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:55,466
- Rita va gagner ce défi
- Thank you so much.
812
00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:58,035
I'm sure I'm gonna win
this competition too.
813
00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,036
Thank you!
814
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,237
Bonjour, bye!
815
00:34:02,274 --> 00:34:05,843
Please welcome to the stage,
Victoria Scone!
816
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:14,184
Hello and welcome
to my cervix seminar,
817
00:34:14,185 --> 00:34:17,154
an "in-depth" discussion
on "the ins and outs"
818
00:34:17,155 --> 00:34:18,889
of my vaginal canal.
819
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,024
- Okay.
- Ooh!
820
00:34:20,025 --> 00:34:22,459
I'm only joking.
I wouldn't put you through that.
821
00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:24,895
Literally, I wouldn't
put you through that.
822
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:26,764
I know I'm not the only
UK queen here tonight.
823
00:34:26,765 --> 00:34:28,432
I'm not, so we've got
the lovely Vanity here, darling.
824
00:34:28,433 --> 00:34:31,368
Give her a round of applause.
She was fabulous, she was.
825
00:34:31,369 --> 00:34:33,037
- And that's on what?
- Period.
826
00:34:33,038 --> 00:34:34,438
Period, yes.
827
00:34:34,439 --> 00:34:36,919
No, but it's not funny 'cause I
actually am on my period today.
828
00:34:37,809 --> 00:34:39,777
You in the front, you're giving
a whole new meaning to the word,
829
00:34:39,778 --> 00:34:41,445
"splash zone," you are.
830
00:34:41,446 --> 00:34:43,646
You're gonna be walkin'
out of here like fucking Carrie.
831
00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:48,619
Now, let's make
some noise for Silky.
832
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:51,255
My lovely Silky sister.
833
00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:52,756
I love my plus-sized sister,
834
00:34:52,757 --> 00:34:56,060
and I love that we both love
our curvaceous bodies
835
00:34:56,061 --> 00:34:57,127
because big is beautiful.
836
00:34:57,128 --> 00:34:58,395
- It is.
- Yes.
837
00:34:58,396 --> 00:35:00,397
People think that "fat"
is some sort of swear word.
838
00:35:00,398 --> 00:35:02,433
And it's not.
I love being fat.
839
00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:05,636
I do, but it does, of course,
have its disadvantages.
840
00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:07,571
So last week, Silky and I,
we lip synched.
841
00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:08,772
Didn't we, darling?
842
00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:10,274
And then the crew,
they had to come on stage
843
00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:12,276
and do a risk assessment
before we went on.
844
00:35:13,878 --> 00:35:15,946
I'm told that we hit a 6.4
on the Richter Scale.
845
00:35:17,315 --> 00:35:19,350
That's a new record, yes.
846
00:35:19,351 --> 00:35:20,884
Now, Silky, will you do me
a favour for me?
847
00:35:20,885 --> 00:35:22,353
Just, can you do
what you did last week?
848
00:35:22,354 --> 00:35:23,487
You know, with the finger?
849
00:35:23,488 --> 00:35:24,922
Can you show everyone
the finger for me?
850
00:35:24,923 --> 00:35:26,023
Lord.
851
00:35:26,024 --> 00:35:28,692
Last week,
Silky had Brooke Lynn Hytes
852
00:35:28,693 --> 00:35:31,195
laughing in hysterics
with just one finger.
853
00:35:31,196 --> 00:35:32,429
So you can only imagine
854
00:35:32,430 --> 00:35:34,230
what I can do to Brooke Lynn
with two fingers.
855
00:35:36,234 --> 00:35:38,335
Now I'm intrigued!
856
00:35:38,336 --> 00:35:39,670
- Three!
- Keep going.
857
00:35:39,671 --> 00:35:40,738
Keep going.
858
00:35:40,739 --> 00:35:42,099
Don't threaten me
with a good time.
859
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,376
I've absolutely loved
being here this evening.
860
00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:46,377
Thank you.
Good night.
861
00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:47,378
I've been Victoria Scone.
862
00:35:49,614 --> 00:35:53,117
Please welcome to the stage,
Silky Nutmeg Ganache!
863
00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:57,254
Yeah!
864
00:35:57,255 --> 00:35:58,389
Baby, y'all see them last girls.
865
00:35:58,390 --> 00:36:00,124
I don't need them.
Trust me.
866
00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:02,659
How y'all doin' tonight?
867
00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:04,061
Good!
868
00:36:04,062 --> 00:36:06,430
Well, if y'all haven't noticed,
I am Black.
869
00:36:06,431 --> 00:36:07,664
Yes, you are.
870
00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:11,135
I'm so Black my favourite
Kool-Aid flavour is red.
871
00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:17,274
I am so Black I show up
to people's houses unannounced.
872
00:36:17,275 --> 00:36:19,843
Baby, a couple of years ago,
I was in LA,
873
00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:23,113
and I just showed up
to somebody's house randomly.
874
00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:24,515
You know whose house that was?
875
00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:25,749
Brooke Lynn Hytes.
876
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:26,784
She said...
877
00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:28,752
.."Can I get you
some sparkling water?"
878
00:36:31,589 --> 00:36:33,991
I said "Bitch, sparkling water?
You a White ho.
879
00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:37,528
I know you got some
Pinot Grigio, some Chardonnay.
880
00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:40,030
You got a vodka soda."
881
00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:42,966
You know, the White gays
love a vodka soda, bitch.
882
00:36:42,967 --> 00:36:44,768
Strike one.
883
00:36:44,769 --> 00:36:47,871
Baby, then I looked around.
She had an open concept.
884
00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:50,707
So, I said "this is real nice HGTV."
885
00:36:51,976 --> 00:36:55,045
Then I turned around and looked,
and what did I see?
886
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:57,281
A cat on the kitchen counter,
bitch.
887
00:36:58,516 --> 00:37:01,485
I said, "no.
This bitch didn't!"
888
00:37:01,486 --> 00:37:03,120
Strike two.
889
00:37:03,121 --> 00:37:05,055
Then she gonna offer me
some food.
890
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,591
Now, you know I'm a big girl,
and I was hungry,
891
00:37:07,592 --> 00:37:08,959
so I went on ahead and took it,
892
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,395
despite the cat
being on the counter.
893
00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:17,668
The bitch said, "Hi, try some
of my broccoli and chicken."
894
00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:21,305
Bitch, no seasonin' at all.
895
00:37:21,306 --> 00:37:23,807
No salt, pepper, garlic powder,
896
00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:27,411
onion powder, paprika, ginger.
897
00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:29,179
Baby, she didn't even have
the White people's seasoning.
898
00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:31,415
She didn't have any thyme,
899
00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:34,651
basil, rosemary.
900
00:37:34,652 --> 00:37:37,521
This bitch only put
a garnish on her chicken...
901
00:37:37,522 --> 00:37:38,722
..parsley and lemon.
902
00:37:40,658 --> 00:37:42,860
Strike three, bitch.
903
00:37:42,861 --> 00:37:44,394
- But you know what, Brooke Lynn?
- What?
904
00:37:44,395 --> 00:37:46,563
I got you a little
housewarming gift, bitch.
905
00:37:46,564 --> 00:37:48,799
No.
No.
906
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,435
Silky's Soul Food Seasoning,
bitch.
907
00:37:53,238 --> 00:37:56,573
- You just throw it to me, Silky.
- Ooh!
908
00:37:58,743 --> 00:37:59,843
Woo!
909
00:37:59,844 --> 00:38:01,111
It didn't make it, bitch.
But, guess what!
910
00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:03,747
Sweep that shit up
and give it to her.
911
00:38:03,748 --> 00:38:05,582
If you woulda tasted
that chicken,
912
00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:07,184
you woulda
swept it up too, bitch.
913
00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:08,852
I'm Black in Canada, bitch.
914
00:38:08,853 --> 00:38:09,987
You know they gon' deport me.
915
00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:11,668
So, let me get my Black ass
up out of here.
916
00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:23,033
Category is Plaid Girls Club.
917
00:38:23,034 --> 00:38:26,170
First up, Ra'Jah O'Hara.
918
00:38:26,171 --> 00:38:28,739
Where in the world
is Ra'Jah O'Hara?
919
00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:31,742
I'm servin' you
Sherlock Holmes, girl.
920
00:38:31,743 --> 00:38:33,443
You don't know
if I just robbed a bank.
921
00:38:33,444 --> 00:38:35,779
You don't know if I'm tryin'
to do an investigation.
922
00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:37,481
But I'm here to tell,
in my face-kini,
923
00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:39,249
"I'm feelin' sexy.
I'm feelin' good.
924
00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:40,551
I'm about to go back
to the house
925
00:38:40,552 --> 00:38:41,552
and count all this money
926
00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:43,287
'cause you know
I've got it in the bag."
927
00:38:43,288 --> 00:38:44,788
Talk about "a kilty pleasure."
928
00:38:44,789 --> 00:38:47,090
You said The Joker
just robbed a bank.
929
00:38:47,091 --> 00:38:50,093
I just robbed The Joker.
How 'bout that?
930
00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:52,963
Next, Vanity Milan.
931
00:38:52,964 --> 00:38:55,666
My God!
I'm totally bugging.
932
00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:58,335
- As if!
- Whatever!
933
00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,571
I am bumping down
this runway giving you
934
00:39:00,572 --> 00:39:03,740
accentuated shoulders,
and skinny in the waist.
935
00:39:03,741 --> 00:39:05,475
And if I lean over
in this mini skirt,
936
00:39:05,476 --> 00:39:09,246
you can see
my whole entire lunch.
937
00:39:09,247 --> 00:39:11,048
The judges
are eating up this look.
938
00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:13,016
Look.
It's Coco Flannel.
939
00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:17,988
And next, Rita Baga.
940
00:39:17,989 --> 00:39:19,323
You've seen Emily in Paris,
941
00:39:19,324 --> 00:39:21,391
but have you seen
Rita in Montréal?
942
00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:26,663
I'm serving you
Paris fashion realness
943
00:39:26,664 --> 00:39:28,465
living her fantasy.
944
00:39:28,466 --> 00:39:29,633
She wants to have it all.
945
00:39:29,634 --> 00:39:33,704
She has that long hair,
beautiful, soft makeup,
946
00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:34,905
and those glasses.
947
00:39:34,906 --> 00:39:37,207
It's always shady
in her presence.
948
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:39,643
And I have this tiny,
little, subtle hat,
949
00:39:39,644 --> 00:39:41,745
in case
there's a little bit of sun.
950
00:39:41,746 --> 00:39:43,413
Plaidie's little girl.
951
00:39:43,414 --> 00:39:45,082
- Am I Plaidie's little girl?
- Always.
952
00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:46,116
Thanks, Plaidie.
953
00:39:47,185 --> 00:39:48,218
Victoria Scone.
954
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:49,786
Wow!
955
00:39:49,787 --> 00:39:51,822
She's got a really big butt-on.
956
00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:53,490
Sleeve her alone.
957
00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:57,861
Och aye the noo!
It's Lawrence Chaney.
958
00:39:57,862 --> 00:39:59,997
That was awful!
959
00:39:59,998 --> 00:40:01,398
Well, I know who I'm bringing
960
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,467
next time I go shoplifting.
961
00:40:03,468 --> 00:40:05,202
I designed and
I conceptualized this look.
962
00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:07,537
It's Baby Victoria
toddling 'round the house
963
00:40:07,538 --> 00:40:09,573
in my dad's oversized suits.
964
00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:11,742
The pattern is based on
a Welsh tartan
965
00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:14,978
as a love letter
to the beautiful Welsh valleys.
966
00:40:14,979 --> 00:40:16,546
I've got a trick up my...
967
00:40:16,547 --> 00:40:18,949
Sleeve.
968
00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:21,985
And finally,
Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
969
00:40:21,986 --> 00:40:23,620
She better
sissy that street walk.
970
00:40:23,621 --> 00:40:24,888
Vroom, vroom, bitch.
971
00:40:24,889 --> 00:40:28,058
Honey, I am strutting up
in this bikers' club,
972
00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:31,662
got my sexy plaid on,
meetin' up all the bikers,
973
00:40:31,663 --> 00:40:34,998
havin' a good time, and they are
feelin' the fantasy.
974
00:40:34,999 --> 00:40:37,601
They buyin' all the drinks
tonight, baby.
975
00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:40,604
This look is made
with plaid and leather,
976
00:40:40,605 --> 00:40:41,705
chains and whips.
977
00:40:41,706 --> 00:40:42,806
Something tells me
978
00:40:42,807 --> 00:40:44,508
this isn't
the first hog she's ridden.
979
00:40:44,509 --> 00:40:45,942
I am showin' the judges
980
00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:48,445
that I can step outside
the Silky box.
981
00:40:50,581 --> 00:40:52,916
Welcome, queens.
982
00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:55,285
We are so sad
to see Icesis leave us,
983
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,821
but we are happy
she has put herself first,
984
00:40:57,822 --> 00:41:01,258
and we wish her all the best.
985
00:41:01,259 --> 00:41:04,227
It's now time
for the judges' critiques.
986
00:41:04,228 --> 00:41:06,396
First up, Ra'Jah O'Hara.
987
00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:08,465
I thought you did a really great
job when you first came out.
988
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:09,966
Like, that's a hard spot
to be in,
989
00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:11,935
and then you kind of
stayed there a little too long
990
00:41:11,936 --> 00:41:14,504
before
getting into the actual comedy.
991
00:41:14,505 --> 00:41:16,840
This is a comedy challenge
and we're here for the jokes.
992
00:41:16,841 --> 00:41:18,875
When you had
audience participation,
993
00:41:18,876 --> 00:41:20,610
you're getting us to say "Amen,"
994
00:41:20,611 --> 00:41:23,146
I was like,
"Okay, we are into something."
995
00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:25,282
Your jokes,
I liked where they were going,
996
00:41:25,283 --> 00:41:27,617
but they sometimes didn't land.
997
00:41:27,618 --> 00:41:29,820
What I would say,
yeah, there was some stuff
998
00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:34,057
that was a bit rambling, but you
still kind of kept it moving.
999
00:41:34,058 --> 00:41:37,794
You're naturally warm and we're
all instantly on your side.
1000
00:41:37,795 --> 00:41:41,264
And this look, I ap-plaid you.
It's fabulous.
1001
00:41:41,265 --> 00:41:43,200
It's giving me Balenciaga,
1002
00:41:43,201 --> 00:41:44,901
that gorgeous nipped waist.
1003
00:41:44,902 --> 00:41:47,738
- I love the silhouette of this.
- You look great too.
1004
00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:51,541
Up next, Vanity Milan.
1005
00:41:51,542 --> 00:41:52,976
I'm gonna start
with this runway look.
1006
00:41:52,977 --> 00:41:55,645
I love the exaggerated shoulder.
1007
00:41:55,646 --> 00:41:58,515
It looks literally like
what Versace is doing right now
1008
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:01,118
with the chunky shoe
and the little skirt sets.
1009
00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:04,454
- Thank you.
- You have me "totally buggin'."
1010
00:42:04,455 --> 00:42:07,157
I feel like I should be
"rolling with the homies."
1011
00:42:07,158 --> 00:42:08,425
- Stunning.
- Thank you.
1012
00:42:08,426 --> 00:42:12,596
Yesterday, you came in,
and you had your material down.
1013
00:42:12,597 --> 00:42:15,532
And then today, I felt like
you were less in command
1014
00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:16,533
of the material.
1015
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:20,103
Your timing was
a little bit off.
1016
00:42:20,104 --> 00:42:22,439
I mean with that, it's prep,
it's prep, it's prep.
1017
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,441
I did go over, and over again,
1018
00:42:24,442 --> 00:42:26,343
and I think
I just over-prepared myself,
1019
00:42:26,344 --> 00:42:28,478
and mentally
just psyched myself out.
1020
00:42:28,479 --> 00:42:31,081
Well, here's the good news,
and it's very good news.
1021
00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:32,215
You're funny.
1022
00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:33,984
So you got in your head
a little,
1023
00:42:33,985 --> 00:42:36,153
and the worst thing that you
were afraid happened, happened.
1024
00:42:36,154 --> 00:42:38,622
Well, now it's done.
Just take from this and learn.
1025
00:42:38,623 --> 00:42:41,558
I think you have to kind of
trust yourself a little bit more
1026
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:42,859
to know when you have it.
1027
00:42:42,860 --> 00:42:44,428
And no matter how many times
you get knocked down,
1028
00:42:44,429 --> 00:42:45,729
you get back up,
and you try again.
1029
00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:46,863
Ten times harder.
1030
00:42:46,864 --> 00:42:48,331
Chumba Wumba said that, I think.
1031
00:42:48,332 --> 00:42:53,136
Yeah, "To quote the great '90s
philosopher, Chumba Wumba..."
1032
00:42:53,137 --> 00:42:54,738
Next up, Rita Baga.
1033
00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:56,373
- Bonjour!
- Bonjour!
1034
00:42:56,374 --> 00:42:59,776
That false start
was a great bit.
1035
00:42:59,777 --> 00:43:03,847
I would've loved to have seen
more French-English comparisons.
1036
00:43:03,848 --> 00:43:08,118
You created your own world.
You had your own rules.
1037
00:43:08,119 --> 00:43:10,220
We all followed them.
You were speaking French.
1038
00:43:10,221 --> 00:43:12,789
You were talking
to an off-stage person.
1039
00:43:12,790 --> 00:43:15,892
And you stuck to those rules
the entire time.
1040
00:43:15,893 --> 00:43:17,127
Thank you so much.
1041
00:43:17,128 --> 00:43:19,663
I wish it had just been
a little bit more compact.
1042
00:43:19,664 --> 00:43:23,200
It felt like we took a minute,
but once we got to the jokes,
1043
00:43:23,201 --> 00:43:25,569
there were some really,
really good ones.
1044
00:43:25,570 --> 00:43:26,903
Let's talk your runway look.
1045
00:43:26,904 --> 00:43:29,206
If Jennifer Coolidge
was the lead character
1046
00:43:29,207 --> 00:43:30,307
in Emily in Paris.
1047
00:43:30,308 --> 00:43:32,209
I was trying
to look younger for once.
1048
00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:33,343
It's fabulous.
1049
00:43:33,344 --> 00:43:34,845
- Right?
- I wanna see that show!
1050
00:43:34,846 --> 00:43:36,580
You just look beautiful.
1051
00:43:36,581 --> 00:43:38,348
It's like a fun girl,
and I love her.
1052
00:43:38,349 --> 00:43:40,550
- She is a fun girl.
- She's so fun.
1053
00:43:40,551 --> 00:43:41,751
Thank you.
1054
00:43:41,752 --> 00:43:45,055
- Up next, Victoria Scone.
- Madam.
1055
00:43:45,056 --> 00:43:48,692
- I adore this runway look.
- Yes!
1056
00:43:48,693 --> 00:43:52,496
I love how it hides
and reveals at the same time.
1057
00:43:52,497 --> 00:43:53,630
I love the colours.
1058
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,432
You know how I feel
about a bitchy shoulder.
1059
00:43:55,433 --> 00:43:57,133
I think it's just fantastic.
1060
00:43:57,134 --> 00:43:59,202
It's such an interesting take
on plaid.
1061
00:43:59,203 --> 00:44:01,571
Your comedy challenge,
there's something so funny
1062
00:44:01,572 --> 00:44:03,240
about the fact
that when you come out,
1063
00:44:03,241 --> 00:44:06,276
you look like this
very proper, English lady,
1064
00:44:06,277 --> 00:44:08,311
and then you're just so filthy.
1065
00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:09,946
- Yes.
- And I love it.
1066
00:44:09,947 --> 00:44:12,682
You have a confidence
in your material.
1067
00:44:12,683 --> 00:44:15,952
And when you're confident,
we relax a little.
1068
00:44:15,953 --> 00:44:18,688
You're just
a very unique drag artist,
1069
00:44:18,689 --> 00:44:21,224
and I'm so happy
to have got the opportunity
1070
00:44:21,225 --> 00:44:22,726
to work with you
and watch you perform.
1071
00:44:22,727 --> 00:44:24,027
Thank you so much.
1072
00:44:24,028 --> 00:44:25,529
It's an honour to have worked
with you, thank you.
1073
00:44:25,530 --> 00:44:26,963
I thought you did
an amazing job,
1074
00:44:26,964 --> 00:44:30,133
and you had the crowd
absolutely in stitches.
1075
00:44:30,134 --> 00:44:32,068
The fingering joke,
though, by the way,
1076
00:44:32,069 --> 00:44:34,437
was the moment of the night.
1077
00:44:34,438 --> 00:44:38,174
I think that that... that...
Wait a second.
1078
00:44:41,646 --> 00:44:43,947
I'm sure you've been
told that before.
1079
00:44:45,883 --> 00:44:48,051
Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
1080
00:44:48,052 --> 00:44:51,354
You had me
howling with laughter.
1081
00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:54,024
I actually thought
that was a true story.
1082
00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:55,892
It's not.
That never happened.
1083
00:44:55,893 --> 00:44:57,594
I thought that was a true story.
1084
00:44:57,595 --> 00:44:59,629
I have never cooked
for this woman in my life.
1085
00:44:59,630 --> 00:45:01,932
I've never cooked period
in my life.
1086
00:45:01,933 --> 00:45:03,733
You were
fucking hilarious yesterday,
1087
00:45:03,734 --> 00:45:06,169
and you were
more hilarious today.
1088
00:45:06,170 --> 00:45:07,971
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
1089
00:45:07,972 --> 00:45:09,005
Sorry, one second.
1090
00:45:12,677 --> 00:45:14,878
- Spicy.
- That is good.
1091
00:45:14,879 --> 00:45:17,514
Good, you know White people
don't like too spicy, girl.
1092
00:45:17,515 --> 00:45:20,817
I loved that you
interacted with us.
1093
00:45:20,818 --> 00:45:22,586
It was a long story,
but it worked
1094
00:45:22,587 --> 00:45:25,455
because you had punchlines
throughout the whole thing.
1095
00:45:25,456 --> 00:45:27,657
Now, this look.
1096
00:45:27,658 --> 00:45:30,894
This is something I would expect
to see at a meet and greet.
1097
00:45:30,895 --> 00:45:31,928
Okay.
1098
00:45:31,929 --> 00:45:32,963
And especially after last week,
1099
00:45:32,964 --> 00:45:35,098
I know you can
do better than this.
1100
00:45:35,099 --> 00:45:37,133
- Okay.
- Thank you, Silky.
1101
00:45:37,134 --> 00:45:39,703
- No, thank you.
- Thank you, queens.
1102
00:45:39,704 --> 00:45:43,940
Based on the judges' critiques,
we have made some decisions.
1103
00:45:43,941 --> 00:45:45,875
Silky Nutmeg Ganache,
1104
00:45:45,876 --> 00:45:47,677
Victoria Scone,
1105
00:45:47,678 --> 00:45:49,279
condragulations!
1106
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:52,983
Yet again, you are
the top two queens of the week.
1107
00:45:57,555 --> 00:45:59,623
Rita Baga,
1108
00:45:59,624 --> 00:46:01,825
you are safe.
1109
00:46:01,826 --> 00:46:03,460
Vanity Milan,
1110
00:46:03,461 --> 00:46:05,028
Ra'Jah O'Hara,
1111
00:46:05,029 --> 00:46:09,833
I'm so sorry, but that means
you are both in the bottom.
1112
00:46:09,834 --> 00:46:13,103
Silky, Victoria,
each of you needs to decide
1113
00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:15,005
which of the bottom queens
you will eliminate
1114
00:46:15,006 --> 00:46:16,439
if you win the lip synch.
1115
00:46:18,075 --> 00:46:19,843
You may leave the stage.
1116
00:46:19,844 --> 00:46:20,844
- Thank you.
- Bye.
1117
00:46:30,054 --> 00:46:31,521
- Congratulations.
- Two weeks in a row.
1118
00:46:31,522 --> 00:46:33,289
- Two weeks in a row.
- Congratulations.
1119
00:46:33,290 --> 00:46:35,892
This is very bittersweet, 'cause
it's great that we've won twice.
1120
00:46:35,893 --> 00:46:37,894
And this is like a little bit
more personal for me
1121
00:46:37,895 --> 00:46:40,130
because I entered
this competition
1122
00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:42,699
with these two bitches,
and I personally thought
1123
00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:47,170
that melanin magic have just
shown, and shown, and shown.
1124
00:46:47,171 --> 00:46:50,006
It's not often
that I don't have many words.
1125
00:46:50,007 --> 00:46:51,408
Today is that day.
1126
00:46:51,409 --> 00:46:54,277
I honestly don't know what's
best for me in this moment,
1127
00:46:54,278 --> 00:46:56,146
and it's supposed to be
about me,
1128
00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:58,915
but, I just don't know.
1129
00:46:58,916 --> 00:47:03,253
I'm a little bit defeated,
1130
00:47:03,254 --> 00:47:05,155
but the fight's still there.
1131
00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:06,856
Don't get it twisted.
1132
00:47:06,857 --> 00:47:08,091
I knew this challenge
was gonna come
1133
00:47:08,092 --> 00:47:09,192
and kick me in the ass.
1134
00:47:09,193 --> 00:47:11,528
I'm really disappointed
in myself.
1135
00:47:11,529 --> 00:47:15,598
I let my inner saboteur creep up
and tap me on my shoulder
1136
00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:19,569
and say "Bitch,
you're not gonna do well."
1137
00:47:19,570 --> 00:47:24,507
"Let everybody else go after you
just so you not sittin' here
1138
00:47:24,508 --> 00:47:27,544
down on yourself," because
that's what I would've done.
1139
00:47:27,545 --> 00:47:29,479
Had I been
in any other position,
1140
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,181
I would have sat there
1141
00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:32,782
and I would've been
looking at what y'all said,
1142
00:47:32,783 --> 00:47:36,886
and I would've been
talkin' myself off the edge,
1143
00:47:36,887 --> 00:47:39,989
where I would've
absolutely bombed.
1144
00:47:39,990 --> 00:47:42,592
Well, hoes,
let's go chat it out.
1145
00:47:42,593 --> 00:47:44,360
Come on, Raj.
1146
00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:45,361
Come on, darling.
1147
00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:49,332
I'm gonna have
a lovely chat with myself.
1148
00:47:49,333 --> 00:47:52,435
Bye.
1149
00:47:52,436 --> 00:47:54,771
Girl, your energy done came.
Yeah.
1150
00:47:54,772 --> 00:47:57,907
This day has been long.
This day has been emotional.
1151
00:47:57,908 --> 00:48:00,176
And I just need
a hug from my sister,
1152
00:48:00,177 --> 00:48:02,579
and I know I'm supposed to be
sittin' here pleadin' my case,
1153
00:48:02,580 --> 00:48:06,182
but, I'm just trying'
to get my mind right.
1154
00:48:06,183 --> 00:48:08,685
Hoo!
Bitch.
1155
00:48:08,686 --> 00:48:09,986
This right here is crazy.
1156
00:48:09,987 --> 00:48:12,422
Why should I keep you
over Vanity?
1157
00:48:12,423 --> 00:48:15,825
Facts are facts.
1158
00:48:15,826 --> 00:48:18,228
This is my first time ever
1159
00:48:18,229 --> 00:48:20,063
in the bottom
in this competition.
1160
00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:21,765
I missed the mark this week,
1161
00:48:21,766 --> 00:48:24,901
but, I'ma make
next week's challenge my bitch.
1162
00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:26,035
Of course, we're sisters,
1163
00:48:26,036 --> 00:48:28,671
but you are
fierce fuckin' competition,
1164
00:48:28,672 --> 00:48:32,008
so, I wanna fight
with fierce fuckin' competition.
1165
00:48:32,009 --> 00:48:33,476
It's kinda like
when Venus and Serena
1166
00:48:33,477 --> 00:48:35,078
play against each other.
1167
00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:37,413
It's not like Serena
is takin' it easy
1168
00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:40,717
because Venus
is havin' a hard day.
1169
00:48:40,718 --> 00:48:41,885
They push each other.
1170
00:48:41,886 --> 00:48:43,753
That's what me
and Silky do for each other.
1171
00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:46,523
We are the Venus and Serena
of this fuckin' game.
1172
00:48:46,524 --> 00:48:50,560
Today has been like tragedy,
after tragedy, after tragedy.
1173
00:48:50,561 --> 00:48:54,631
Icesis leavin', and then,
then it puts team SRV
1174
00:48:54,632 --> 00:48:56,633
in, like, an awkward position.
1175
00:48:56,634 --> 00:49:01,237
If I keep Ra'Jah,
it would be the fair decision
1176
00:49:01,238 --> 00:49:04,808
because Ra'Jah has done
slightly better than Vanity.
1177
00:49:04,809 --> 00:49:07,310
However,
will the other girls think
1178
00:49:07,311 --> 00:49:12,315
I'm choosing Ra'Jah because
that's my American sister?
1179
00:49:12,316 --> 00:49:14,617
How are you feeling?
1180
00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:16,019
I'm not defeated.
1181
00:49:16,020 --> 00:49:18,454
You know me too well, and
I don't wanna teeter on, like,
1182
00:49:18,455 --> 00:49:20,790
"You know me so well.
So send Ra'Jah home."
1183
00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:22,158
From one sister to another,
1184
00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:27,163
I fight for everything
that I want,
1185
00:49:27,164 --> 00:49:28,865
and this is something I want.
1186
00:49:28,866 --> 00:49:31,534
I am here to see it to the end.
1187
00:49:31,535 --> 00:49:34,103
Vanity is, of course,
saying all the right things.
1188
00:49:34,104 --> 00:49:35,672
I know she was
dreading this challenge,
1189
00:49:35,673 --> 00:49:37,207
and I really wanted her
to do well.
1190
00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:41,945
So what I wanna hear is why
should I keep you over Ra'Jah.
1191
00:49:41,946 --> 00:49:44,047
Ra'Jah she has
the platform already.
1192
00:49:44,048 --> 00:49:46,349
Black queens in the UK,
we don't have that platform,
1193
00:49:46,350 --> 00:49:48,551
and being on
Canada Versus The World
1194
00:49:48,552 --> 00:49:50,787
means I can actually
reach out to a lot more people
1195
00:49:50,788 --> 00:49:54,390
that I would like to inspire,
Black, queer people in the UK,
1196
00:49:54,391 --> 00:49:57,227
POC people in the UK,
that they can look up to me.
1197
00:49:57,228 --> 00:49:59,028
- And that's on what?
- Period.
1198
00:49:59,029 --> 00:50:00,630
'Cause you're on your what?
1199
00:50:00,631 --> 00:50:03,299
Period.
Give me a cuddle.
1200
00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:04,868
I have
a lot of love for Vanity Milan.
1201
00:50:04,869 --> 00:50:08,705
She's such a support
and she is my sister.
1202
00:50:08,706 --> 00:50:10,206
I have no idea
who I'm going to pick.
1203
00:50:16,146 --> 00:50:19,148
I am sitting alone in the VIP.
1204
00:50:23,254 --> 00:50:25,688
It's time for a little nap.
1205
00:50:25,689 --> 00:50:27,690
Do not disturb her.
1206
00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:30,193
Grandma needs to rest.
1207
00:50:30,194 --> 00:50:32,162
Thank you.
1208
00:50:35,199 --> 00:50:36,633
How are you feeling?
1209
00:50:36,634 --> 00:50:39,769
This is just my wake-up call.
1210
00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:43,539
When you fall,
you can get back up, and I'm up.
1211
00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:44,941
I'm up and I'm ready to fight.
1212
00:50:44,942 --> 00:50:48,478
I just feel like this right now
is just that fire that I needed.
1213
00:50:48,479 --> 00:50:49,812
Last week, I was safe.
1214
00:50:49,813 --> 00:50:51,681
It kind of fucked with my head.
1215
00:50:51,682 --> 00:50:54,150
That kicked the door open
for that doubt.
1216
00:50:54,151 --> 00:50:55,151
It crept in.
1217
00:50:55,152 --> 00:50:56,586
It crept in and, bitch,
1218
00:50:56,587 --> 00:51:01,624
I let the negative bitch
come creeping in.
1219
00:51:01,625 --> 00:51:04,060
And she stole my joy today.
1220
00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:05,929
And I know it's gonna be
a hard decision for you
1221
00:51:05,930 --> 00:51:08,331
to pick me over your sister.
1222
00:51:08,332 --> 00:51:10,800
Your comedy challenge today
was categorically better
1223
00:51:10,801 --> 00:51:11,801
than Vanity's.
1224
00:51:11,802 --> 00:51:13,336
I've not made a decision yet.
1225
00:51:13,337 --> 00:51:17,941
This is a harder decision for me
than I think anyone realizes.
1226
00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:21,277
I don't know how
to put this to you, but...
1227
00:51:21,278 --> 00:51:22,712
Just say it.
1228
00:51:22,713 --> 00:51:26,316
Coming into this competition,
and seeing you all on the stage,
1229
00:51:26,317 --> 00:51:27,650
I felt like I was out first.
1230
00:51:27,651 --> 00:51:29,052
Really?
1231
00:51:29,053 --> 00:51:31,521
I came and I said,
"icons, icons, icons,"
1232
00:51:31,522 --> 00:51:34,324
and then we got into
the girl group,
1233
00:51:34,325 --> 00:51:36,893
and I said "This is
my top three right here."
1234
00:51:36,894 --> 00:51:40,396
We have an unspoken bond.
1235
00:51:40,397 --> 00:51:42,998
- And we share a struggle...
- Yeah.
1236
00:51:42,999 --> 00:51:45,201
..that the world don't know.
1237
00:51:45,202 --> 00:51:49,005
As a Black, queer person
in the UK,
1238
00:51:49,006 --> 00:51:51,474
this is the perfect platform
for me to continue.
1239
00:51:51,475 --> 00:51:54,110
I... I've looked up to you,
and I've looked up to Ra'Jah.
1240
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:56,212
Pass me the torch,
and I will continue.
1241
00:51:56,213 --> 00:51:58,414
- Okay.
- And we can do this together.
1242
00:51:58,415 --> 00:52:00,350
- I love you so much.
- I love you too.
1243
00:52:00,351 --> 00:52:03,453
Black girls just simply
don't get opportunity,
1244
00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,755
and, I came back
to this competition
1245
00:52:05,756 --> 00:52:07,957
to be the voice of that.
1246
00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:11,527
And now the voice have got
to take opportunity away
1247
00:52:11,528 --> 00:52:13,763
from another voice.
1248
00:52:13,764 --> 00:52:16,099
That's what it
really come down to for me.
1249
00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:17,300
- Bitch.
- And you look good, bitch.
1250
00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:18,735
- Thank you.
- Right.
1251
00:52:18,736 --> 00:52:20,336
Come on, get your picture
for the meet and greet.
1252
00:52:20,337 --> 00:52:21,337
Come on.
1253
00:52:27,244 --> 00:52:28,678
I'm feeling a lot of pressure.
1254
00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:32,582
On one hand,
I could get rid of Ra'Jah
1255
00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:34,851
because she is
tough competition.
1256
00:52:34,852 --> 00:52:37,387
She's put herself
in a vulnerable position.
1257
00:52:37,388 --> 00:52:38,454
I could get rid of Vanity,
1258
00:52:38,455 --> 00:52:41,758
because I could be
the only UK queen left.
1259
00:52:41,759 --> 00:52:42,925
No matter who I pick,
1260
00:52:42,926 --> 00:52:45,928
I don't want
either of these queens to go.
1261
00:52:45,929 --> 00:52:46,963
Choices, choices.
1262
00:52:50,034 --> 00:52:51,667
Like,
what do I do at this point?
1263
00:52:51,668 --> 00:52:53,970
I honestly don't know
what to do.
1264
00:52:53,971 --> 00:52:55,838
And I knew it was gonna happen,
1265
00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:59,842
but, baby, it's so much stuff
going on in my head right now.
1266
00:52:59,843 --> 00:53:01,978
I can get rid of Ra'Jah,
1267
00:53:01,979 --> 00:53:04,714
my sister who encouraged me
to continue to do drag,
1268
00:53:04,715 --> 00:53:06,182
or I can get rid of Vanity,
1269
00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:11,020
my sister who don't get
a lot of opportunity in the UK.
1270
00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:14,090
One of my melanated sisters
is goin' home.
1271
00:53:17,728 --> 00:53:20,596
Look at that one.
1272
00:53:26,403 --> 00:53:27,403
Four!
1273
00:53:29,406 --> 00:53:31,307
It's the whole shebang.
1274
00:53:31,308 --> 00:53:35,011
Two internationally acclaimed
queens stand before us.
1275
00:53:38,148 --> 00:53:39,449
Prior to tonight,
1276
00:53:39,450 --> 00:53:41,784
you were asked to prepare
a lip synch performance
1277
00:53:41,785 --> 00:53:45,488
of Your Daddy Don't Know
by Toronto.
1278
00:53:45,489 --> 00:53:47,123
This is your chance
to impress us
1279
00:53:47,124 --> 00:53:49,292
and earn the power
1280
00:53:49,293 --> 00:53:51,060
to give one of the bottom queens
1281
00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:52,128
the boot.
1282
00:53:54,431 --> 00:53:55,465
The time has come...
1283
00:53:55,466 --> 00:53:58,434
..for you to lip synch
1284
00:53:58,435 --> 00:54:01,504
for the world!
1285
00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:06,075
Good luck
1286
00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:10,713
and don't fuck it up.
1287
00:56:12,636 --> 00:56:14,804
Iconic!
1288
00:56:16,707 --> 00:56:20,042
- Okay, okay.
- Whoa!
1289
00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:21,744
- Yes.
- Wow.
1290
00:56:21,745 --> 00:56:23,479
- Woo!
- My gosh.
1291
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:24,847
That was epic.
1292
00:56:27,985 --> 00:56:30,853
Queens, we've made our decision.
1293
00:56:36,526 --> 00:56:38,561
Victoria Scone,
1294
00:56:38,562 --> 00:56:40,796
condragulations!
1295
00:56:40,797 --> 00:56:42,198
You're a winner!
1296
00:56:42,199 --> 00:56:44,900
Woo!
Thank you so much!
1297
00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:48,170
You have won
a VIP trip of a lifetime
1298
00:56:48,171 --> 00:56:50,339
for two to Iceland,
1299
00:56:50,340 --> 00:56:53,843
courtesy of our friends
at Pink Iceland.
1300
00:56:53,844 --> 00:56:57,113
- Thanks, Pink Iceland!
- Okay!
1301
00:56:57,114 --> 00:57:01,117
Silky Nutmeg Ganache,
you are safe.
1302
00:57:01,118 --> 00:57:02,551
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1303
00:57:06,890 --> 00:57:09,425
Will the bottom two queens
please step forward?
1304
00:57:18,101 --> 00:57:20,503
Victoria Scone,
1305
00:57:20,504 --> 00:57:23,639
with great power
comes great responsibility.
1306
00:57:29,212 --> 00:57:30,913
But tonight,
1307
00:57:30,914 --> 00:57:32,416
you are relieved of that duty.
1308
00:57:34,017 --> 00:57:35,218
Brooke Lynn!
1309
00:57:38,188 --> 00:57:40,856
Ra'Jah O'Hara,
1310
00:57:40,857 --> 00:57:44,026
Vanity Milan,
1311
00:57:44,027 --> 00:57:45,695
shantay, you both stay.
1312
00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:51,267
Bitch, okay.
1313
00:58:01,778 --> 00:58:04,513
We know you both have
more to show the world,
1314
00:58:04,514 --> 00:58:08,217
and we want to see it.
1315
00:58:08,218 --> 00:58:09,585
We got you.
1316
00:58:09,586 --> 00:58:11,721
Condragulations, queens.
1317
00:58:11,722 --> 00:58:15,257
You all live
to slay another day!
1318
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:17,693
Now, remember.
1319
00:58:17,694 --> 00:58:21,997
Stay true north strong and what?
1320
00:58:21,998 --> 00:58:23,566
Fierce!
1321
00:58:23,567 --> 00:58:26,869
Yes!
Now, let the music play!
1322
00:58:35,145 --> 00:58:37,279
Top five!
Top five!
1323
00:58:49,326 --> 00:58:50,760
Next time,
on Canada's Drag Race,
1324
00:58:50,761 --> 00:58:52,461
Canada Versus the World.
1325
00:58:52,462 --> 00:58:54,563
You've become
international agents
1326
00:58:54,564 --> 00:58:56,999
in the new blockbuster
movie trailer:
1327
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,434
Spy Queens.
1328
00:58:58,435 --> 00:58:59,435
Ooh.
1329
00:58:59,436 --> 00:59:00,836
Pew, pew!
1330
00:59:00,837 --> 00:59:03,572
It's not a death drop
until someone drops dead.
1331
00:59:05,575 --> 00:59:08,644
She's usin'
subliminal messaging to...
1332
00:59:08,645 --> 00:59:10,579
..trick drag queens into...
figurin' it out.
1333
00:59:10,580 --> 00:59:12,548
You seem to be struggling
a little bit.
1334
00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:15,084
The work on this
is so magnificent.
1335
00:59:15,085 --> 00:59:16,719
You're never afraid
to be stupid,
1336
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:18,020
and I love that about you.
1337
00:59:18,021 --> 00:59:19,021
Scene.
1338
00:59:19,022 --> 00:59:24,027
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