1 00:00:03,169 --> 00:00:05,668 (LAUGHING) 2 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:10,300 There's a strange man in my bedroom. 3 00:00:10,301 --> 00:00:11,926 No. 4 00:00:11,928 --> 00:00:13,929 - Mum? - I'm in town. 5 00:00:13,929 --> 00:00:16,015 Look, just go home! Just go home right now. 6 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:17,140 Darling, you're breaking up. 7 00:00:17,141 --> 00:00:19,225 - Mum? - (GLASS BREAKS) 8 00:00:19,227 --> 00:00:21,394 (SCREAMS) 9 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:23,896 Right, then! I'll be off. 10 00:00:23,981 --> 00:00:27,775 Unless... I don't know. You could come with me. 11 00:00:28,027 --> 00:00:30,597 - Is it always this dangerous? - Yeah. 12 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,542 (WHOOSHING) 13 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:06,314 How long have I been gone? 14 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:07,524 About 12 hours. 15 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:10,025 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 16 00:01:10,569 --> 00:01:13,362 Oh! Right, I won't be long. I just want to see my mum. 17 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:15,364 - What're you gonna tell her? - I don't know. 18 00:01:15,365 --> 00:01:17,158 I've been to the year five billion 19 00:01:17,159 --> 00:01:19,328 and only been gone, what, 12 hours? 20 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:20,912 (CHUCKLES) 21 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,706 No, I’ll just tell her I spent the night at Sharine's. 22 00:01:22,706 --> 00:01:24,207 See you later. 23 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:26,709 Oh! Don't you disappear. 24 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:00,076 I'm back! Sharine, she's all upset again. 25 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:01,703 Are you in? 26 00:02:01,703 --> 00:02:03,831 So, what's been going on? How've you been? 27 00:02:03,831 --> 00:02:09,292 What? What's that face for? It's not the first time I stayed out all night. 28 00:02:17,219 --> 00:02:18,846 It's you. 29 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:20,347 Course it's me. 30 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:23,933 Oh, my God, it's you. Oh, my God. 31 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:27,144 (SOBBING) 32 00:02:33,694 --> 00:02:36,514 It's not 12 hours, it's 12 months. 33 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:40,417 You've been gone a whole year. Sorry! (SIGHS) 34 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:45,413 (DOCTOR WHO THEME) 35 00:03:21,325 --> 00:03:24,703 JACKIE: The hours I sat here, days and weeks and months. 36 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:27,497 All on my own! I thought you were dead. 37 00:03:27,497 --> 00:03:29,832 And where were you? Travelling! 38 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:32,461 What the hell does that mean, traveling? 39 00:03:32,461 --> 00:03:34,545 That's no sort of answer! 40 00:03:34,546 --> 00:03:36,506 You ask her, she won't tell me. 41 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:38,133 That's all she says, "travelling". 42 00:03:38,134 --> 00:03:40,968 - That's what I was doing. - Well, your passport's still in the drawer. 43 00:03:40,969 --> 00:03:42,930 It's just one lie after another! 44 00:03:42,930 --> 00:03:47,016 I meant to phone, I really did. I just... I forgot. 45 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:49,686 What, for a year? You forgot for a year? 46 00:03:49,687 --> 00:03:51,604 And I'm left sitting here? 47 00:03:51,605 --> 00:03:53,314 I just don't believe you! 48 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,984 Why won't you tell me where you've been? 49 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:57,151 Actually, it's my fault. 50 00:03:57,152 --> 00:04:00,322 I sort of employed Rose as my companion. 51 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:03,950 When you say companion, is this a sexual relationship? 52 00:04:03,951 --> 00:04:05,326 - No! - No! 53 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:06,495 Then what is it? 54 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:09,705 Because you, you waltz in here, all charm and smiles, 55 00:04:09,706 --> 00:04:13,043 and the next thing I know, she vanishes off the face of the Earth! 56 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:15,711 How old are you, then, 40, 45? 57 00:04:16,004 --> 00:04:17,547 What, did you find her on the Internet? 58 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:19,882 Did you go online and pretend you're a doctor? 59 00:04:19,884 --> 00:04:22,761 - I am a doctor. - Prove it. Stitch this, mate. 60 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:25,262 (GROANS) 61 00:04:26,348 --> 00:04:28,848 Did you think about me at all? 62 00:04:30,435 --> 00:04:33,062 I did, all the time, but... 63 00:04:33,855 --> 00:04:37,406 One phone call. Just to know that you were alive. 64 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:42,322 (SNIFFLES) I'm sorry, I really am. 65 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:48,954 But do you know what terrifies me is that you still can't say. 66 00:04:48,954 --> 00:04:50,497 What happened to you, Rose? 67 00:04:50,497 --> 00:04:53,709 What can be so bad that you can't tell me, sweetheart? 68 00:04:53,709 --> 00:04:55,543 Where were you? 69 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:58,045 (SNIFFLES) 70 00:05:01,884 --> 00:05:04,384 (SIREN WAILING) 71 00:05:05,387 --> 00:05:08,098 I can't tell her. I can't even begin. 72 00:05:08,098 --> 00:05:10,598 She's never gonna forgive me. 73 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:12,894 And I missed a year. Was it good? 74 00:05:12,894 --> 00:05:15,394 - Middling. - You're so useless. 75 00:05:15,439 --> 00:05:17,565 Well, if it's this much trouble, are you gonna stay here now? 76 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:20,067 (SIGHS) I don't know. 77 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:21,778 Can't do that to her again, though. 78 00:05:21,778 --> 00:05:23,697 Well, she's not coming with us. 79 00:05:23,697 --> 00:05:25,699 (LAUGHS) 80 00:05:25,699 --> 00:05:28,035 - No chance! - I don't do families. 81 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:29,244 She slapped you! 82 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:32,456 900 years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother. 83 00:05:32,456 --> 00:05:33,581 Your face. 84 00:05:33,582 --> 00:05:36,082 - It hurt! - You're so gay! 85 00:05:37,836 --> 00:05:40,213 When you say 900 years... 86 00:05:40,213 --> 00:05:41,340 That's my age. 87 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,841 - You're 900 years old. - Yeah. 88 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:49,441 My mum was right. That is one hell of an age gap. (HUFFS) 89 00:05:50,432 --> 00:05:52,768 Ugh! 90 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:55,853 Every conversation with you just goes mental. 91 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:57,814 There's no one else I can talk to. 92 00:05:57,814 --> 00:05:59,524 I've seen all that stuff up there, 93 00:05:59,524 --> 00:06:02,524 the size of it, and I can't say a word. 94 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:05,821 Aliens and spaceships and things, 95 00:06:05,822 --> 00:06:10,242 and I'm the only person on planet Earth who knows they exist. 96 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,995 (SPACESHIP APPROACHING) 97 00:06:33,433 --> 00:06:35,933 (ELECTRONICS CRACKLING) 98 00:06:46,488 --> 00:06:48,988 (SPACESHIP DESCENDING) 99 00:06:57,082 --> 00:06:58,959 (BELL TOLLS) 100 00:06:58,959 --> 00:07:01,459 (RUMBLING) 101 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:18,060 Oh, that's just not fair. 102 00:07:18,062 --> 00:07:20,562 (LAUGHS) 103 00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:24,192 (SIREN WAILING) 104 00:07:24,192 --> 00:07:26,694 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 105 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:30,115 WOMAN: All right, all right! Keep your hair on! It's not my fault, is it? 106 00:07:30,115 --> 00:07:32,615 I can't move anywhere! 107 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,370 Ah, just my luck. 108 00:07:36,372 --> 00:07:38,882 Stay back, please. Back, thank you. 109 00:07:43,336 --> 00:07:44,963 It's blocked off. 110 00:07:44,963 --> 00:07:46,965 (PANTING) We're miles from the centre. 111 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,925 The city must be gridlocked. 112 00:07:48,925 --> 00:07:50,718 The whole of London must be closing down. 113 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:54,014 I know, I can't believe I'm here to see this. This is fantastic. 114 00:07:54,014 --> 00:07:56,641 - Did you know this was going to happen? - Nope! 115 00:07:56,641 --> 00:07:58,894 - Do you recognise the ship? - Nope! 116 00:07:58,894 --> 00:08:00,728 - Do you know why it crashed? - Nope! 117 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:01,896 Oh, I'm so glad I got you. 118 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,732 I bet you are. This is what I travel for, Rose, 119 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:06,026 to see history happening right in front of us. 120 00:08:06,026 --> 00:08:08,528 (SIGHS) Well, let's go and see it. 121 00:08:08,528 --> 00:08:10,572 Never mind the traffic. We've got the Tardis. 122 00:08:10,572 --> 00:08:11,740 DOCTOR: Hmm, better not. 123 00:08:11,740 --> 00:08:13,449 They've already got one spaceship in the middle of London. 124 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:15,660 And I don't wanna shove another one on top. 125 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:18,663 Yeah, but yours looks like a big, blue box. No one's gonna notice. 126 00:08:18,663 --> 00:08:20,331 You'd be surprised, an emergency like this. 127 00:08:20,332 --> 00:08:22,000 There'll be all kinds of people watching. 128 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,850 Trust me, the Tardis stays where it is. 129 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,297 So history's happening, and we're stuck here? 130 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:29,798 Yes, we are. 131 00:08:31,218 --> 00:08:33,899 We could do what everybody else does. 132 00:08:35,096 --> 00:08:37,596 We could watch it on TV. 133 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:44,730 MALE NEWSCASTER: Big Ben destroyed as a UFO crash-lands in central London. 134 00:08:44,731 --> 00:08:47,775 Police reinforcements are drafted in from across the country 135 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:51,529 to control widespread panic, looting and civil disturbance. 136 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:54,740 A state of national emergency has been declared. 137 00:08:54,741 --> 00:08:57,536 Tom Hitchingson is at the scene. 138 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,788 The police urge the public not to panic. 139 00:08:59,788 --> 00:09:01,914 Here's the helpline number on screen right now, 140 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:04,946 if you're worried about friends or family. 141 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:09,380 The military are on the lookout for more spaceships. 142 00:09:09,381 --> 00:09:14,241 Until then, all flights in North American airspace have been grounded. 143 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:17,972 The Army are sending divers into the wreck of the spaceship. 144 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,975 No one knows what they're going to find. 145 00:09:19,975 --> 00:09:23,144 The President will address the nation live from the White House, 146 00:09:23,144 --> 00:09:27,481 but the Secretary General has asked that people watch the skies. 147 00:09:27,482 --> 00:09:29,817 - I've got no choice. - You've broken your mother's heart. 148 00:09:29,818 --> 00:09:31,528 - Either I make him welcome... - She's sobbing in my arms. 149 00:09:31,528 --> 00:09:34,114 - ...or I risk never seeing you again. - I cradled her like a child! 150 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:36,615 Oi! I'm trying to listen! 151 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:38,784 News is just coming in. 152 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:41,686 And we can go to Tom at the Embankment. 153 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,081 They've found a body. 154 00:09:43,081 --> 00:09:44,874 It's unconfirmed, but I'm being told 155 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:47,085 that a body has been found in the wreckage, 156 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,837 a body of non-terrestrial origins. 157 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:53,465 It's being brought ashore. 158 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:59,722 A body of some sort has been found inside the wreckage of a spacecraft. 159 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:02,344 Guess who asked me out? Billy Croot! 160 00:10:03,184 --> 00:10:07,634 Unconfirmed reports say the body is of extra-terrestrial origin. 161 00:10:07,856 --> 00:10:11,817 An extraordinary event unfolding here live in Central London. 162 00:10:11,818 --> 00:10:15,697 The body is being transferred to a secure unit mortuary. 163 00:10:15,697 --> 00:10:17,948 The whereabouts as yet unknown. 164 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,408 The roads in Central... 165 00:10:19,409 --> 00:10:22,120 And when you stuff your fins on, you can cover the whole lot 166 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,706 with butter cream. Oh, look at that! 167 00:10:24,706 --> 00:10:27,125 Then ice it any colour you want. 168 00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:30,086 And here's one I made a little bit earlier. And look at that! 169 00:10:30,086 --> 00:10:32,713 Your very own spaceship, ready to eat. 170 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,506 And for something a little extra special... 171 00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:36,426 Albion Hospital. 172 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,970 We still don't know if it's alive or dead. 173 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:41,221 Whitehall is denying everything. 174 00:10:41,222 --> 00:10:42,974 But the body has been brought here. 175 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:47,854 Albion Hospital. With the roads closed off, it's the closest to the river. 176 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,980 Go on. 177 00:10:49,981 --> 00:10:54,110 I'm being told that's General Asquith now entering the hospital. 178 00:10:54,110 --> 00:10:56,610 (SIREN WAILING) 179 00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:06,573 The building's evacuated, patients moved out onto the streets. 180 00:11:06,581 --> 00:11:10,250 The police still won't confirm the presence of an alien body 181 00:11:10,251 --> 00:11:12,751 contained inside those walls. 182 00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:29,769 Let's have a look, then. 183 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:37,110 Good God! 184 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,864 And that's real? 185 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:42,283 It's not a hoax or a dummy, or... 186 00:11:42,283 --> 00:11:43,909 I've x-rayed the skull. (SIGHS) 187 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:47,455 It's wired up inside like nothing I've ever seen before. 188 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:49,956 No one could make this up. 189 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,336 We've got experts being flown in. 190 00:11:53,336 --> 00:11:56,755 Until they arrive, get that out of sight. 191 00:12:10,019 --> 00:12:12,230 Excuse me, sir. 192 00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:15,316 I know it's a state of emergency and there's a lot of rumour flying around, 193 00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,818 but is it true what they're saying? 194 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,320 About the Prime Minister? 195 00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:34,418 Mystery still surrounds the whereabouts of the Prime Minister. 196 00:12:34,419 --> 00:12:37,172 He's not been seen since the emergency began. 197 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:40,508 The opposition are criticising his lack of leadership... 198 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:43,009 Hold on. 199 00:12:43,052 --> 00:12:45,513 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 200 00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:49,683 Oh, that's Joseph Green, MP for Hartley Dale. 201 00:12:49,809 --> 00:12:51,769 He's chairman of the parliamentary commission 202 00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:56,110 on the monitoring of sugar standards in exported confectionery. 203 00:12:56,232 --> 00:12:59,693 With respect, hardly the most important person right now. 204 00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:03,144 Indra Ganesh, sir. Junior secretary with the MOD. 205 00:13:03,198 --> 00:13:04,615 I'll be your liaison. 206 00:13:04,616 --> 00:13:05,908 Where the hell is he? 207 00:13:05,909 --> 00:13:08,410 If we could talk in private, sir? Follow me upstairs. 208 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:09,788 Excuse me. 209 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:12,206 Harriet Jones. MP for Flydale North. 210 00:13:12,207 --> 00:13:13,582 I'm sorry. Can it wait? 211 00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:16,043 But I did have an appointment at 3:15. 212 00:13:16,044 --> 00:13:19,004 Yes, and then a spaceship crashed in the middle of London. 213 00:13:19,005 --> 00:13:21,576 Think the schedule might've changed. 214 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,052 You've heard about the alien body, sir? 215 00:13:25,053 --> 00:13:27,179 Never mind that. Where is he? 216 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,556 Where's the Prime Minister? 217 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:30,850 No one knows, sir. He's disappeared. 218 00:13:30,850 --> 00:13:32,351 I have to inform you that with the city gridlocked 219 00:13:32,352 --> 00:13:33,686 and the cabinet stranded outside London, 220 00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:36,855 that makes you acting Prime Minister with immediate effect. 221 00:13:36,856 --> 00:13:39,356 Oh, Lord! Oh, hold on. (FARTS) 222 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,735 (COUGHS) 223 00:13:40,735 --> 00:13:43,235 Pardon me. It's a nervous stomach. 224 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,739 Anyway. 225 00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,911 Margaret Blaine, she's with MI5. 226 00:13:51,913 --> 00:13:53,498 There's no more information, sir. 227 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,625 I personally escorted the Prime Minister from the cabinet room to his car. 228 00:13:56,626 --> 00:13:59,254 This is Oliver Charles, transport liaison. 229 00:13:59,254 --> 00:14:01,840 The car's disappeared. There's no record of it, sir. 230 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,674 It literally vanished. 231 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,176 Right. Inside. Tell me everything. 232 00:14:07,053 --> 00:14:09,553 Er, sir? 233 00:14:09,722 --> 00:14:11,765 The emergency protocols, 234 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,143 detailing the actions to be taken by the government of Great Britain 235 00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:15,894 in the event of an alien incursion. 236 00:14:15,895 --> 00:14:17,312 Right. Good! 237 00:14:17,313 --> 00:14:19,399 (FARTS) Blimey! 238 00:14:19,399 --> 00:14:21,484 Pardon me. 239 00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:23,985 Let's work, eh? 240 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:45,965 (CHUCKLES) 241 00:14:48,136 --> 00:14:51,514 (ALL LAUGHING) 242 00:15:09,115 --> 00:15:10,490 And where do you think you're going? 243 00:15:10,491 --> 00:15:11,701 Nowhere. 244 00:15:11,701 --> 00:15:14,412 It's just a bit human in there for me. 245 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,581 History just happened, and they're talking about where they can buy 246 00:15:16,581 --> 00:15:19,081 dodgy top-up cards for half price. 247 00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:20,293 I'm off on a wander, that's all. 248 00:15:20,293 --> 00:15:23,211 Right. There's a spaceship on the Thames, and you're just wandering. 249 00:15:23,212 --> 00:15:25,548 Nothing to do with me. It's not an invasion. 250 00:15:25,548 --> 00:15:27,299 That was a genuine crash-landing. 251 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:30,385 Angle of descent, colour of smoke, everything. It was perfect. 252 00:15:30,386 --> 00:15:32,179 - So? - So, maybe this is it! 253 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,556 First contact. 254 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:37,184 The day mankind officially comes into contact with an alien race. 255 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:40,437 I'm not interfering, 'cause you gotta handle this on your own. 256 00:15:40,438 --> 00:15:42,856 That's when the human race finally grows up. 257 00:15:42,857 --> 00:15:45,610 Just this morning you were tiny and small and made of clay. 258 00:15:45,610 --> 00:15:48,110 Now you can expand! (LAUGHS) 259 00:15:48,529 --> 00:15:50,447 You don't need me. Go and celebrate history. 260 00:15:50,448 --> 00:15:52,283 Spend some time with your mum. 261 00:15:52,283 --> 00:15:54,783 Promise you won't disappear? 262 00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:01,457 Tell you what. Tardis key. 263 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,875 About time you had one. See you later. 264 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:15,389 (MUSIC PLAYING) 265 00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:17,890 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 266 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:26,279 Oi, gorgeous, come back and join the party! 267 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,623 Oh, my God! 268 00:16:53,177 --> 00:16:55,677 (DEVICE WHIRRS) 269 00:16:56,139 --> 00:16:58,265 (CLICKS) 270 00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,686 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 271 00:17:06,482 --> 00:17:08,982 (WHOOSHING) 272 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,613 Oi! Doctor! 273 00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:15,114 Doctor! 274 00:17:33,176 --> 00:17:35,676 (CRACKLES) 275 00:18:06,751 --> 00:18:09,252 I bet no one's brought you a coffee. 276 00:18:09,253 --> 00:18:11,753 - Thank you. - Pleasure. 277 00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:14,467 You still can't go in. 278 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,844 Damn, you've seen through my cunning plan. 279 00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:20,681 Hmm. Look, I'm sorry, it's just impossible. 280 00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:23,641 Not even for two minutes? 281 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,686 I don't get many chances to walk these corridors, 282 00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:29,356 I'm hardly one of the Babes, just a faithful backbencher. 283 00:18:29,357 --> 00:18:31,442 And I know we've had a brave new world 284 00:18:31,442 --> 00:18:34,028 land right on our doorstep, and that's wonderful. 285 00:18:34,028 --> 00:18:36,528 I think that's probably wonderful. 286 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,534 Nevertheless, ordinary life keeps ticking away. 287 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:43,037 I need to enter this paper. 288 00:18:43,913 --> 00:18:45,998 Oh! Mr Green, sir. 289 00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:49,544 I know you're busy, but could you put this on the next cabinet agenda? 290 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,628 - What is it? - Cottage hospitals. 291 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,213 I've worked out a system 292 00:18:53,214 --> 00:18:57,384 whereby cottage hospitals do not have to be excluded from Centres of Excellence. 293 00:18:57,385 --> 00:18:59,804 You see, my mother's in the Flydale Infirmary, 294 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,390 that's my constituency, tiny little place, you wouldn't know it. 295 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,598 But it's given me a chance to... 296 00:19:03,599 --> 00:19:07,019 By all the saints, get some perspective, woman! 297 00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:09,770 I'm busy! 298 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,805 (DISTANT THUD ECHOES) 299 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,229 (LOUDER THUD) 300 00:20:34,148 --> 00:20:36,233 (CLICKS) 301 00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:38,734 (THUD) 302 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,822 (CLICKS) 303 00:20:43,616 --> 00:20:51,616 (THUD) 304 00:20:54,627 --> 00:20:57,127 (LOUD THUD) 305 00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:14,313 (CONTINUOUS THUDDING) 306 00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:39,797 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 307 00:21:52,059 --> 00:21:54,559 (THUD) 308 00:21:56,272 --> 00:21:58,772 (HEAVY BREATHING BEHIND DOOR) 309 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:02,737 (LOUD THUDDING) 310 00:22:10,202 --> 00:22:12,702 (SCREAMING) 311 00:22:13,039 --> 00:22:15,900 Defence plan Delta! Come on, move! Move! 312 00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:28,887 It's alive. 313 00:22:28,888 --> 00:22:31,766 Spread out, tell the perimeter it's a lockdown. 314 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:34,267 Oh, my God, it's still alive! 315 00:22:34,935 --> 00:22:37,435 Do it! 316 00:22:39,523 --> 00:22:42,023 Mick! Terry! Side rooms! Now! 317 00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:45,361 Clear! 318 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:46,989 Room clear! 319 00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:49,490 - Keep it moving! - Clear! 320 00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:53,119 I swear, it was dead. (PANTING) 321 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:56,457 Coma, shock, hibernation, anything. What does it look like? 322 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,584 (METALLIC CLANK) 323 00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:01,085 It's still here. 324 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:18,227 (METAL CLANKS) 325 00:23:33,994 --> 00:23:36,494 (ALIEN GRUNTS) 326 00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:38,332 Hello. 327 00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:41,000 (ALIEN SQUEALS) 328 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:43,002 Don't shoot! 329 00:23:43,003 --> 00:23:45,503 (ALIEN SQUEALS) 330 00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:58,267 (GUNSHOT) 331 00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:01,563 What did you do that for? It was scared! 332 00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:07,859 It was scared! 333 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:11,864 (GRUNTS) 334 00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:16,871 GENERAL ASQUITH: I've got the White House phoning me direct 335 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:19,205 because Downing Street won't answer their call! 336 00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:20,415 This is outrageous. 337 00:24:20,416 --> 00:24:23,751 We haven't even started the vaccination program. 338 00:24:23,752 --> 00:24:25,045 This is appalling. 339 00:24:25,046 --> 00:24:28,173 The nations of the world are watching the United Kingdom. 340 00:24:28,174 --> 00:24:31,093 GREEN: Well, it has all been a bit of a shock. 341 00:24:31,094 --> 00:24:34,721 ASQUITH: This is the greatest crisis in modern history, and you've done nothing. 342 00:24:34,722 --> 00:24:36,723 Your behaviour has been shameful, sir. 343 00:24:36,724 --> 00:24:39,684 You're supposed to be in charge. We need positive leadership. 344 00:24:39,685 --> 00:24:42,185 The capital's ground to a halt. 345 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:45,231 All the more, we can only assume that the Prime Minister's disappearance 346 00:24:45,232 --> 00:24:48,027 is the direct result of hostile alien action. 347 00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:49,819 And what've you been doing? Nothing! 348 00:24:49,820 --> 00:24:52,280 Sorry! Sorry. 349 00:24:52,281 --> 00:24:55,701 Uh, I thought I was Prime Minister now. 350 00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:57,286 Only by default! 351 00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:59,787 Oh! That's not fair! 352 00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:02,415 I've been having such fun. 353 00:25:02,416 --> 00:25:03,959 You think this is fun? 354 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,461 It's a hoot, this job. 355 00:25:05,461 --> 00:25:07,961 (LAUGHS) Honestly, it's super! 356 00:25:07,963 --> 00:25:10,798 (FARTS) Oh! Excuse me! 357 00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:14,303 - (FARTING) - Oh! (LAUGHING) 358 00:25:14,386 --> 00:25:15,637 (FARTING) 359 00:25:15,638 --> 00:25:17,765 - What's going on here? - (LAUGHING) 360 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:20,476 And where's the rest of the cabinet? Why haven't they been airlifted in? 361 00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:23,229 I cancelled it. They'd only get in the way. 362 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:27,106 (FARTS) Oops! There I go. (FARTING) 363 00:25:27,233 --> 00:25:30,027 - Oh! (FARTING) - (GIGGLING) 364 00:25:30,653 --> 00:25:34,531 I'm shaking my booty. (FARTS) 365 00:25:35,366 --> 00:25:36,784 - Ooh! - Sir! 366 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:39,036 Under section five of the emergency protocols, 367 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:42,957 it is my duty to relieve you of command. 368 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:47,001 And by God, I'll put this country under martial law if I have to. 369 00:25:47,002 --> 00:25:50,631 - Oh! I'm scared! - (LAUGHING) 370 00:25:51,048 --> 00:25:54,634 I mean, that's hair-raising. 371 00:25:55,052 --> 00:25:57,552 I mean, literally. 372 00:25:58,431 --> 00:26:00,931 Look! 373 00:26:06,146 --> 00:26:14,146 (LAUGHING) 374 00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:24,248 (SQUELCHY GURGLING) 375 00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:31,670 (MAN SCREAMING) 376 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:37,010 I just assumed that's what aliens looked like. 377 00:26:37,011 --> 00:26:39,846 But you're saying it's an ordinary pig, from Earth. 378 00:26:39,847 --> 00:26:41,807 More like a mermaid. 379 00:26:41,807 --> 00:26:43,851 Victorian showmen used to draw the crowds 380 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:45,310 by taking the skull of a cat, 381 00:26:45,311 --> 00:26:48,396 gluing it to a fish and calling it a mermaid. 382 00:26:48,397 --> 00:26:52,877 Now someone's taken a pig, opened up its brain, stuck bits on, 383 00:26:52,943 --> 00:26:55,403 then they've strapped it in that ship, made it dive-bomb. 384 00:26:55,404 --> 00:26:57,904 It must've been terrified. 385 00:26:58,365 --> 00:27:01,535 They've taken this animal and turned it into a joke. 386 00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:05,538 So it's a fake, a pretend, like the mermaid. 387 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:08,791 But the technology augmenting its brain, 388 00:27:08,792 --> 00:27:10,877 it's like nothing on Earth. 389 00:27:10,878 --> 00:27:12,337 It's alien. 390 00:27:12,338 --> 00:27:14,838 Aliens are faking aliens. 391 00:27:15,215 --> 00:27:17,715 Why would they do that? 392 00:27:18,094 --> 00:27:26,094 Doctor? 393 00:27:27,103 --> 00:27:30,564 (TARDIS WHIRRING) 394 00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:37,112 Here's to the Martians! 395 00:27:37,113 --> 00:27:39,613 ALL: The Martians! 396 00:27:45,454 --> 00:27:47,413 I was gonna come and see you. 397 00:27:47,414 --> 00:27:49,914 Someone owes Mickey an apology. 398 00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:52,750 - I'm sorry. - Not you. 399 00:27:53,546 --> 00:27:54,755 Well, it's not my fault. 400 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:57,546 Be fair, what was I supposed to think? 401 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,261 You disappear, who do they turn to? Your boyfriend. 402 00:28:02,262 --> 00:28:05,223 Five times I was taken in for questioning. Five times. 403 00:28:05,224 --> 00:28:06,892 No evidence. Of course! There couldn't be, could there? 404 00:28:06,893 --> 00:28:09,103 And then I get her, your mother, 405 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:10,938 whispering around the estate, pointing her finger, 406 00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:13,147 stuff through my letter box, and all 'cause of you! 407 00:28:13,148 --> 00:28:15,067 Didn't think I'd be gone so long. 408 00:28:15,067 --> 00:28:16,943 And I waited for you, Rose! 409 00:28:16,944 --> 00:28:19,570 Twelve months. Waited for you and the Doctor to come back! 410 00:28:19,571 --> 00:28:21,949 Hold on! You knew about the Doctor? 411 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,117 Why didn't you tell me? 412 00:28:24,118 --> 00:28:26,618 Yeah, yeah. Why not, Rose? Huh? 413 00:28:26,996 --> 00:28:28,497 How could I tell her where you went? 414 00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:31,583 - Tell me now. - I might as well, 'cause you're stuck here. 415 00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:33,000 The Doctor's gone! 416 00:28:33,001 --> 00:28:35,971 Just now, that box thing just faded away. 417 00:28:36,172 --> 00:28:38,464 - What do you mean? - He's left you! 418 00:28:38,465 --> 00:28:41,026 Some boyfriend he turned out to be. 419 00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:49,476 He wouldn't just go. He promised me. 420 00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:52,229 Oh, he's dumped you, Rose! Sailed off into space. 421 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:53,689 How does it feel, huh? 422 00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:56,775 Now, you are left behind with the rest of us Earthlings. 423 00:28:56,776 --> 00:28:58,652 - Get used to it. - He would've said. 424 00:28:58,653 --> 00:29:01,154 What are you two chimps going on about? 425 00:29:01,155 --> 00:29:03,574 What's going on? What's this Doctor done now? 426 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,325 (LAUGHS MOCKINGLY) He's vamoosed. 427 00:29:05,326 --> 00:29:07,368 He's not! 'Cause he gave me this. 428 00:29:07,369 --> 00:29:09,288 - (SCOFFS) - He's not my boyfriend, Mickey. 429 00:29:09,288 --> 00:29:11,999 He's better than that. He's much more important. 430 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,500 And he... 431 00:29:15,502 --> 00:29:18,713 (WARBLING) 432 00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:21,298 (WHOOSHING) 433 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,176 What's that sound? 434 00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:24,970 Mum? Mum, go inside! 435 00:29:24,971 --> 00:29:29,520 Mum, don't stand there! Just go inside, just... Mum! Oh, blimey. 436 00:29:29,558 --> 00:29:35,063 (LOUD WHIRRING) 437 00:29:35,147 --> 00:29:36,856 (THUDDING) 438 00:29:36,857 --> 00:29:39,276 Huh? 439 00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:41,777 How'd you do that, then? 440 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:44,613 (DOG BARKING) 441 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,743 All right, so I lied. I went and had a look. 442 00:29:48,744 --> 00:29:51,497 But the whole crash landing's a fake. I thought so. Just too perfect. 443 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:53,373 I mean, hitting Big Ben? Come on. 444 00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:54,540 So I thought, "Let's go and have a look..." 445 00:29:54,541 --> 00:29:56,710 - My mum's here. - (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 446 00:29:56,711 --> 00:30:00,297 Oh, that's just what I need. Don't you dare make this place domestic! 447 00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:03,549 You ruined my life, Doctor. They thought she was dead. 448 00:30:03,550 --> 00:30:05,594 I was a murder suspect because of you. 449 00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:07,471 See what I mean? Domestic! 450 00:30:07,471 --> 00:30:09,056 I bet you don't even remember my name! 451 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:10,390 - Ricky. - It's Mickey. 452 00:30:10,391 --> 00:30:12,308 - No, it's Ricky. - I think I know my own name. 453 00:30:12,309 --> 00:30:14,060 You think you know your own name? How stupid are you? 454 00:30:14,061 --> 00:30:16,104 Mum, don't! Don't go anywhere! 455 00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:18,605 Don't start a fight. 456 00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:21,662 Mum! It's not like that, he's not... 457 00:30:22,778 --> 00:30:25,838 I'll... I'll be up in a minute! Hold on! 458 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,241 That was a real spaceship? 459 00:30:28,242 --> 00:30:30,451 - Yep! - So it was all a pack of lies. 460 00:30:30,452 --> 00:30:32,996 What is it, then, that they're invading? 461 00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:36,040 Funny way to invade, putting the world on red alert. 462 00:30:36,041 --> 00:30:38,652 Good point! So, what're they up to? 463 00:30:42,048 --> 00:30:43,507 FEMALE NEWS REPORTER: As the crisis continues 464 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:46,175 and the government shows a remarkable lack of leadership, 465 00:30:46,176 --> 00:30:48,095 paranoia sweeps the country. 466 00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:50,888 There've been at least three reports of public assaults 467 00:30:50,890 --> 00:30:53,599 on people possibly identified as aliens. 468 00:30:53,601 --> 00:30:56,019 Now back to Tom Hitchingson. 469 00:30:56,019 --> 00:30:58,438 TOM: Are there more ships to come? 470 00:30:58,439 --> 00:31:00,939 And what is their intention? 471 00:31:01,317 --> 00:31:04,736 The authorities are now asking, if anyone knows anything, 472 00:31:04,737 --> 00:31:09,116 if any previous sighting has been made, then call this number. 473 00:31:09,152 --> 00:31:10,951 We need your help. 474 00:31:10,951 --> 00:31:13,787 (DIALLING) 475 00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:17,748 (ENGAGED TONE DRONING) 476 00:31:17,791 --> 00:31:18,875 (SPEED-DIALLING) 477 00:31:18,876 --> 00:31:21,127 (ENGAGED TONE DRONING) 478 00:31:21,128 --> 00:31:23,297 (SPEED-DIALLING) 479 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:27,092 Yes! I've seen one, I really have, an alien. And she's with him. 480 00:31:27,093 --> 00:31:31,555 My daughter, she's with him, and she's not safe. Oh, my God, she's not safe. 481 00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:33,640 (SIGHS) 482 00:31:33,641 --> 00:31:37,560 I've seen an alien, and I know his name. He's called the Doctor. 483 00:31:37,561 --> 00:31:42,691 It's a box, a blue box. She called it a Tardis. 484 00:31:43,984 --> 00:31:49,990 (ALARM BLARING) 485 00:31:57,832 --> 00:31:59,124 So what you doing down there? 486 00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:01,542 - Ricky. - Mickey. 487 00:32:01,544 --> 00:32:03,295 Ricky. 488 00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:05,338 If I was to tell you what I was doing to the controls 489 00:32:05,339 --> 00:32:07,673 of my frankly magnificent time ship, 490 00:32:07,674 --> 00:32:10,184 would you even begin to understand? 491 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:13,269 - I suppose not... - Well, shut it, then. 492 00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:23,098 - Some friend you've got. - He's winding you up. 493 00:32:25,108 --> 00:32:26,526 I am sorry. 494 00:32:26,527 --> 00:32:29,027 - Okay. - I am, though. 495 00:32:34,285 --> 00:32:36,785 Every day, I looked. 496 00:32:37,204 --> 00:32:38,913 On every street corner, wherever I went, 497 00:32:38,914 --> 00:32:41,708 looking for a blue box for a whole year. 498 00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:43,919 It's only been a few days for me. 499 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:47,422 I don't know. It's hard to tell inside this thing. 500 00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:51,242 But I swear, it's just a few days since I left you. 501 00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:56,054 Not enough time to miss me, then. 502 00:32:56,098 --> 00:32:58,598 I did miss you. 503 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,980 I missed you. 504 00:33:07,067 --> 00:33:10,862 So, um, in 12 months... 505 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:13,240 Have you been seeing anyone else? 506 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,409 Nope. 507 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:16,576 Okay. 508 00:33:16,576 --> 00:33:19,578 Mainly 'cause everyone thinks I murdered you. 509 00:33:19,579 --> 00:33:22,079 Right. 510 00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:27,461 So, now that you've come back, 511 00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:31,882 are you gonna stay? 512 00:33:33,301 --> 00:33:34,970 - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) - Got it! Ha-ha! 513 00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:36,096 (MACHINE POWERING UP) 514 00:33:36,096 --> 00:33:38,557 Patched in the radar, looped it back 12 hours, 515 00:33:38,557 --> 00:33:40,767 so it'll follow the flight of that spaceship. Here we go. 516 00:33:40,768 --> 00:33:42,894 - (CLICKS) - Hold on. 517 00:33:42,894 --> 00:33:44,354 Come on! 518 00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:47,148 - (BEEPING) - That's the spaceship on its way to Earth. 519 00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:48,275 See? 520 00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:50,776 Except... Hold on. 521 00:33:51,153 --> 00:33:52,820 See? The spaceship did a slingshot 522 00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:54,280 round the Earth before it landed. 523 00:33:54,281 --> 00:33:56,907 - ROSE: What does that mean? - Means it came from Earth in the first place. 524 00:33:56,909 --> 00:33:58,701 It went up and came back down. 525 00:33:58,702 --> 00:34:01,788 Whoever those aliens are, they haven't just arrived. They've been here for a while. 526 00:34:01,788 --> 00:34:04,583 Question is, what've they been doing? 527 00:34:11,173 --> 00:34:13,592 What do you think? How's the compression? 528 00:34:13,592 --> 00:34:17,313 I think I've got too much ballast round the middle. 529 00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:19,347 (FARTS) Ooh, that's better! 530 00:34:19,347 --> 00:34:21,974 We've really got to fix the gas exchange. It's getting ridiculous. 531 00:34:21,976 --> 00:34:24,186 I don't know. Seems very human to me. 532 00:34:24,186 --> 00:34:26,686 Uh, better get rid of his skin! 533 00:34:26,938 --> 00:34:30,233 Shame, I quite enjoyed being Oliver. 534 00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:34,336 He had a wife, a mistress and a young farmer. 535 00:34:37,657 --> 00:34:40,157 God, I was busy. 536 00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:42,746 Back to work! 537 00:34:42,746 --> 00:34:44,371 I have an army to command! 538 00:34:44,373 --> 00:34:47,463 MARGARET: Careful now. We're not there yet. 539 00:34:54,382 --> 00:34:57,010 General Asquith! Sir, we've had a priority alarm. 540 00:34:57,010 --> 00:34:59,630 It's Code Nine, confirmed Code Nine. 541 00:35:00,014 --> 00:35:05,684 Right. Good. Code Nine, huh? Which would mean? 542 00:35:07,188 --> 00:35:10,065 In the event of the emergency protocols being activated, 543 00:35:10,065 --> 00:35:11,858 we've got software which automatically searches 544 00:35:11,858 --> 00:35:13,777 all communications for keywords. 545 00:35:13,777 --> 00:35:15,862 And one of those words is "Doctor". 546 00:35:15,862 --> 00:35:17,405 I think we've found him, sir. 547 00:35:17,405 --> 00:35:19,905 What sort of doctor? Who is he? 548 00:35:20,034 --> 00:35:22,536 Well, evidently, he's some sort of expert in extraterrestrial affairs. 549 00:35:22,536 --> 00:35:25,371 The ultimate expert! And we need him, sir. 550 00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:27,873 We need him here right now. 551 00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:29,751 (SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 552 00:35:29,751 --> 00:35:31,378 - (PEOPLE CLAMOURING) - (SIRENS BLARING) 553 00:35:31,378 --> 00:35:33,880 (WOMAN CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 554 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,675 - How many channels you get? - All the basic packages. 555 00:35:36,675 --> 00:35:39,177 - You get sports channels? - Yes, I get the football. 556 00:35:39,177 --> 00:35:40,469 Hold on. I know that lot. 557 00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:41,721 FEMALE REPORTER: ...but it's looking likely 558 00:35:41,722 --> 00:35:44,641 that the government's bringing in alien specialists, 559 00:35:44,641 --> 00:35:49,141 those people who've devoted their lives to studying outer space. 560 00:35:49,188 --> 00:35:53,023 UNIT! United Nations Intelligence Taskforce. Good people. 561 00:35:53,025 --> 00:35:54,442 How do you know them? 562 00:35:54,443 --> 00:35:56,402 'Cause he's worked for them. 563 00:35:56,403 --> 00:35:58,989 Oh, yeah. Don't think I sat on my backside for 12 months, Doctor. 564 00:35:58,989 --> 00:36:00,364 I read up on you! 565 00:36:00,365 --> 00:36:02,617 You look deep enough on the Internet or in the history books, 566 00:36:02,617 --> 00:36:03,827 and there's his name. 567 00:36:03,827 --> 00:36:05,077 Followed by a list of the dead. 568 00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:06,746 That's nice. Good boy, Ricky. 569 00:36:06,746 --> 00:36:08,623 If you know them, why don't you go and help? 570 00:36:08,623 --> 00:36:11,876 They wouldn't recognise me. I've changed a lot since the old days. 571 00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:14,295 Besides, the world's on a knife edge. 572 00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:15,422 There's aliens out there, 573 00:36:15,422 --> 00:36:18,425 and fake aliens wanna keep this alien out of the mix. 574 00:36:18,425 --> 00:36:20,385 - I'm going undercover. - (DINGING) 575 00:36:20,385 --> 00:36:22,971 And, uh, better keep the Tardis out of sight. Ricky! 576 00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:25,097 You've got a car. You can do some driving. 577 00:36:25,099 --> 00:36:26,266 Where to? 578 00:36:26,266 --> 00:36:28,518 The roads are clearing. Let's go and have a look at that spaceship. 579 00:36:28,518 --> 00:36:30,978 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 580 00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:33,856 MAN ON MEGAPHONE: Do not move! Step away from the box! 581 00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:37,487 - Raise your hands above your head! - (SIRENS WAILING) 582 00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:47,786 (POLICE SHOUTING) 583 00:36:51,666 --> 00:36:54,166 Rose! 584 00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,420 Rose! Rose! 585 00:37:06,139 --> 00:37:07,349 Take me to your leader! 586 00:37:07,349 --> 00:37:09,266 JACKIE: My daughter! 587 00:37:09,268 --> 00:37:11,768 (CHATTERING OVER POLICE RADIO) 588 00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:15,523 This is a bit posh. 589 00:37:15,523 --> 00:37:18,777 If I knew it was gonna be like this, being arrested, I would've done it years ago. 590 00:37:18,777 --> 00:37:21,655 We're not being arrested, we're being escorted. 591 00:37:21,655 --> 00:37:23,822 - Where to? - Where do you think? 592 00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:26,159 Downing Street. (LAUGHS) 593 00:37:26,159 --> 00:37:28,719 - You're kidding! - I'm not! (LAUGHS) 594 00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:31,476 -10 Downing Street? - That's the one! 595 00:37:31,623 --> 00:37:34,923 Oh, my God! I'm going to 10 Downing Street? 596 00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:37,503 - How come? - I hate to say it, but Mickey was right. 597 00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:40,382 Over the years, I've visited this planet a lot of times, and I've been, uh, 598 00:37:40,382 --> 00:37:42,132 noticed. 599 00:37:42,134 --> 00:37:43,342 Now they need you. 600 00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:46,221 Like it said on the news, they're gathering experts in alien knowledge. 601 00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:49,181 And who's the biggest expert of the lot? 602 00:37:49,349 --> 00:37:51,849 - Patrick Moore? - Apart from him. 603 00:37:51,851 --> 00:37:53,853 Oh, don't you just love it. 604 00:37:53,853 --> 00:37:57,481 Oh, I'm telling you, Lloyd George, oh, he used to drink me under the table. 605 00:37:57,483 --> 00:37:58,692 Who's the Prime Minister now? 606 00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:01,302 How should I know? I missed a year. 607 00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:05,739 (SIREN WAILING) 608 00:38:10,954 --> 00:38:13,789 (REPORTERS CLAMOURING) 609 00:38:24,092 --> 00:38:26,592 Oh, my God! 610 00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:31,181 So she's all right, then? She's not in any trouble? 611 00:38:31,182 --> 00:38:33,726 All I can say is that your daughter and her companion 612 00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:36,061 might be in a position to help the country. (SIGHS) 613 00:38:36,063 --> 00:38:38,481 We'll need to know how she made contact with this man, 614 00:38:38,481 --> 00:38:40,483 if he is a man. 615 00:38:40,483 --> 00:38:42,983 (STOMACH RUMBLES) Ooh! 616 00:38:43,237 --> 00:38:44,737 Right, off you go, then. 617 00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:47,489 I need to talk with Mrs Tyler on my own, thank you. 618 00:38:47,490 --> 00:38:49,990 (STOMACH GURGLING) 619 00:38:56,041 --> 00:38:58,376 (INDISTINCT) 620 00:38:58,376 --> 00:39:00,876 Harriet Jones, MP, Flydale North. 621 00:39:10,847 --> 00:39:14,016 Ladies and gentlemen, can we convene? Quick as we can, please. 622 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:15,601 It's this way on the right, and can I remind you 623 00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:18,382 ID cards are to be worn at all times. 624 00:39:19,231 --> 00:39:20,773 Here's your ID card. 625 00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:22,733 I'm sorry. Your companion doesn't have clearance. 626 00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:23,943 I don't go anywhere without her. 627 00:39:23,943 --> 00:39:27,543 You're the Code Nine, not her. I'm sorry, Doctor. 628 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:29,782 It's, uh, Doctor, isn't it? 629 00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:31,909 - She'll have to stay outside. - She's staying with me. 630 00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:34,411 Look, even I don't have clearance to go in there. 631 00:39:34,413 --> 00:39:36,081 I can't let her in and that's a fact. 632 00:39:36,081 --> 00:39:37,206 That's all right. You go. 633 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:39,083 Excuse me. Are you the Doctor? 634 00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:41,418 - Sure? - Not now. We're busy. Can't you go home? 635 00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:43,253 I just need a word, in private! 636 00:39:43,255 --> 00:39:45,047 You haven't got clearance. Now leave it! 637 00:39:45,048 --> 00:39:47,425 I'm gonna have to leave you with security. 638 00:39:47,425 --> 00:39:51,826 It's all right, I'll look after her. Let me be of some use. 639 00:39:53,306 --> 00:39:55,806 Walk with me. Just keep walking. 640 00:39:56,518 --> 00:39:59,018 That's right, don't look round. 641 00:39:59,896 --> 00:40:02,396 Harriet Jones. MP, Flydale North. 642 00:40:23,711 --> 00:40:28,340 This friend of yours, he's an expert, is that right? 643 00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:31,927 He knows about aliens? 644 00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:34,608 - Why do you wanna to know? - (SOBBING) 645 00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:38,351 (CRYING) 646 00:40:42,356 --> 00:40:44,690 Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention, please. 647 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:46,860 As you can see from the summaries in front of you, 648 00:40:46,860 --> 00:40:49,070 the ship had one porcine pilot. 649 00:40:49,070 --> 00:40:51,989 Of course, the really interesting bit happened three days ago, see? 650 00:40:51,990 --> 00:40:53,907 Filed away under any other business, 651 00:40:53,909 --> 00:40:56,952 the North Sea satellite detected a signal, 652 00:40:57,036 --> 00:40:59,873 a little blip of radiation at 100 fathoms. 653 00:40:59,873 --> 00:41:01,623 Like there's something down there. 654 00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:03,001 You were just about to investigate, 655 00:41:03,001 --> 00:41:04,460 and next thing you know, this happens. 656 00:41:04,461 --> 00:41:07,692 Spaceships. Pigs. Massive diversion. From what? 657 00:41:08,257 --> 00:41:12,469 They turn the body into a suit, a disguise for the thing inside! 658 00:41:12,469 --> 00:41:15,137 It's all right, I believe you. 659 00:41:15,597 --> 00:41:18,097 It's... It's alien. 660 00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:21,686 They must have some serious technology behind this. 661 00:41:21,686 --> 00:41:23,771 If we could find it, 662 00:41:23,771 --> 00:41:25,481 we could use it. 663 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,858 Ooh! 664 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:29,277 Oh, my God. Is that... 665 00:41:29,277 --> 00:41:31,403 Harriet, for God's sake! This has gone beyond a joke. 666 00:41:31,405 --> 00:41:33,905 You cannot just wander... 667 00:41:34,867 --> 00:41:37,367 Oh, my God. 668 00:41:37,452 --> 00:41:39,496 That's the Prime Minister. 669 00:41:39,496 --> 00:41:44,327 If aliens fake an alien crash and an alien pilot, what do they get? 670 00:41:46,586 --> 00:41:48,588 Us. 671 00:41:48,588 --> 00:41:50,757 They get us. 672 00:41:50,757 --> 00:41:53,358 It's not a diversion, it's a trap. 673 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:56,260 Oh! 674 00:41:57,597 --> 00:42:00,097 Has someone been naughty? 675 00:42:06,106 --> 00:42:07,940 It was bigger on the inside. 676 00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:10,943 I don't know. What do I know about spaceships? 677 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:15,072 That's what worries me. You see, this man is classified as trouble, 678 00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:18,934 which means that anyone associated with him is trouble. 679 00:42:20,161 --> 00:42:22,661 And that's my job. 680 00:42:23,039 --> 00:42:25,539 Eliminating trouble. 681 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,460 (BUZZING) 682 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:34,217 INDRA: But that's not possible. He left this afternoon. 683 00:42:35,177 --> 00:42:38,471 The Prime Minister left Downing Street. He was driven away! 684 00:42:38,472 --> 00:42:40,972 And who told you that? 685 00:42:42,809 --> 00:42:45,309 Hmm? 686 00:42:46,355 --> 00:42:48,855 Me! 687 00:42:51,652 --> 00:42:54,027 This is all about us. Alien experts. 688 00:42:54,028 --> 00:42:55,822 The only people with the knowledge how to find them 689 00:42:55,822 --> 00:42:57,407 gathered together in one room. 690 00:42:57,407 --> 00:42:59,907 (FARTING) 691 00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:03,621 Excuse me. Do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world? 692 00:43:03,621 --> 00:43:06,248 Would you rather silent but deadly? 693 00:43:14,090 --> 00:43:16,590 (JOSEPH LAUGHING) 694 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:46,121 (GASPS) Ah! 695 00:43:48,708 --> 00:43:51,208 (SQUELCHING) 696 00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,219 (GROANING) 697 00:44:06,559 --> 00:44:08,811 (GROWLING) 698 00:44:08,811 --> 00:44:10,605 (CHUCKLING) 699 00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:14,650 (GROWLING) 700 00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:19,572 - (SNARLING) - (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 701 00:44:27,414 --> 00:44:29,914 (GROWLING) 702 00:44:42,929 --> 00:44:45,429 We are the Slitheen. 703 00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:47,974 (LAUGHING IN ALIEN VOICE) 704 00:44:47,976 --> 00:44:50,143 (GROWLS) 705 00:44:50,144 --> 00:44:52,644 (INDRA SCREAMING) 706 00:44:54,775 --> 00:44:57,275 - (SCREAMS) - (GROWLING) 707 00:45:03,199 --> 00:45:06,110 Thank you all for wearing your ID cards. 708 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:10,081 They'll help to identify the bodies. 709 00:45:10,081 --> 00:45:13,041 - (BUZZING) - (GROANING) 710 00:45:18,965 --> 00:45:21,465 (SCREAMING IN TERROR) 711 00:45:23,219 --> 00:45:24,637 (SCREAMING) 712 00:45:24,637 --> 00:45:27,974 (ALIEN LAUGHS) 713 00:45:35,606 --> 00:45:38,867 Yesterday saw the start of a brave new world. 714 00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:42,155 Today might see it end. 715 00:45:42,155 --> 00:45:44,824 Right! You want aliens, you've got them. They're inside Downing Street. 716 00:45:44,824 --> 00:45:46,117 Come on! 717 00:45:46,117 --> 00:45:48,617 (SCREAMING) 718 00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:52,831 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 719 00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:55,333 Planet Earth is at war. 720 00:45:59,882 --> 00:46:02,382 Everybody run! 721 00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:06,507 - Who exactly are the Slitheen? - They're aliens. 722 00:46:07,681 --> 00:46:10,351 I could save the world but lose you. 723 00:46:13,144 --> 00:46:15,644 (DOCTOR WHO THEME)