1 00:00:02,076 --> 00:00:06,078 NEWSREADER: Solar flare activity has increased across space lanes 556 2 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:08,497 and all commercial flights are advised... 3 00:00:08,499 --> 00:00:11,627 (THROBBING HUM) 4 00:00:16,466 --> 00:00:18,966 (WHOOSHING) 5 00:00:27,434 --> 00:00:31,187 So, it's 200,000, it's a spaceship... No, wait a minute, space station. 6 00:00:31,189 --> 00:00:32,314 And, er... 7 00:00:32,314 --> 00:00:34,482 Go try that gate over there! Off you go. 8 00:00:34,484 --> 00:00:36,984 -200,000? Right. -200,000. 9 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:39,820 Adam! Out you come. 10 00:00:40,490 --> 00:00:44,116 - Oh, my God. - ROSE: Don't worry, you'll get used to it. 11 00:00:44,118 --> 00:00:46,036 - Where are we? - ROSE: Good question. 12 00:00:46,036 --> 00:00:48,579 Let's see. So, um... 13 00:00:48,664 --> 00:00:52,167 Judging by the architecture, I'd say we're around the year 200,000. 14 00:00:52,167 --> 00:00:54,335 - Uh-huh, yeah. - ROSE: And if you listen... 15 00:00:54,337 --> 00:00:55,878 Engines. 16 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,423 We're on some sort of space station. 17 00:00:58,423 --> 00:01:00,841 Yeah, definitely a space station. 18 00:01:00,843 --> 00:01:03,887 It's a bit warm in here, they could turn the heating down. 19 00:01:03,887 --> 00:01:07,138 Tell you what, let's try that gate. Come on. 20 00:01:14,439 --> 00:01:16,939 Here we go. 21 00:01:17,359 --> 00:01:19,859 And this is... 22 00:01:22,031 --> 00:01:24,820 ROSE: I'll let the Doctor describe it. 23 00:01:25,367 --> 00:01:28,745 The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. And there it is. 24 00:01:28,745 --> 00:01:31,245 Planet Earth, at its height. 25 00:01:31,665 --> 00:01:36,335 Covered with mega-cities, five moons, population 96 billion, 26 00:01:36,587 --> 00:01:40,799 the hub of a galactic domain stretching across a million planets, 27 00:01:40,799 --> 00:01:44,593 a million species, with mankind right in the middle. 28 00:01:47,973 --> 00:01:49,807 He's your boyfriend. 29 00:01:49,808 --> 00:01:52,308 Not anymore. 30 00:01:54,396 --> 00:01:56,896 (DOCTOR WHO THEME) 31 00:02:34,228 --> 00:02:36,979 DOCTOR: Come on, Adam, open your mind. You're gonna like this 32 00:02:36,980 --> 00:02:40,442 fantastic period of history, the human race at its most intelligent. 33 00:02:40,442 --> 00:02:42,026 Culture! Art! Politics! 34 00:02:42,027 --> 00:02:44,028 This era has got fine food, good manners, the works... 35 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:45,112 Out the way! 36 00:02:45,114 --> 00:02:48,491 MAN 1: Let's get to it. Thank you very much, indeed. 37 00:02:48,492 --> 00:02:51,953 Somebody there? That's right. What do you want, love? Keep it moving. 38 00:02:51,954 --> 00:02:57,084 - I'll be with you lot in a minute. Here you are. - MAN 2: One at a time! 39 00:02:57,085 --> 00:03:01,715 Now what was it? Kronkburger with cheese, kronkburger with pajatos. 40 00:03:02,924 --> 00:03:05,258 Oi! You, mate! Stop pushing. 41 00:03:05,259 --> 00:03:08,135 Get back! I said back! 42 00:03:08,262 --> 00:03:11,473 - Fine cuisine? - My watch must be wrong. 43 00:03:11,932 --> 00:03:13,641 No, it's fine. That's weird. 44 00:03:13,643 --> 00:03:16,937 That's what comes of showing off. Your history's not as good as you thought it was. 45 00:03:16,937 --> 00:03:18,979 - My history is perfect. - Well, obviously not. 46 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:21,316 They're all human. What about the millions of planets, 47 00:03:21,317 --> 00:03:22,984 millions of species, where are they? 48 00:03:22,985 --> 00:03:25,945 Good question. Actually, that is a good question. 49 00:03:25,947 --> 00:03:28,323 Adam, me old mate, you must be starving! 50 00:03:28,324 --> 00:03:29,699 No, I'm just a bit timesick. 51 00:03:29,699 --> 00:03:32,411 You just need grub. Oi, mate! How much is a kronkburger? 52 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:35,956 Two credits twenty, sweetheart. Now, join the queue! 53 00:03:35,956 --> 00:03:37,498 Money! We need money. 54 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:40,000 Let's use a cash point. 55 00:03:42,921 --> 00:03:45,421 (WHIRRING) 56 00:03:49,177 --> 00:03:51,847 There you go, pocket money. Don't spend it all on sweets. 57 00:03:51,848 --> 00:03:53,223 Well, how does it work? 58 00:03:53,223 --> 00:03:55,641 Go and find out, stop nagging me! 59 00:03:55,643 --> 00:03:58,353 The thing is, Adam, time travel's like visiting Paris. 60 00:03:58,353 --> 00:04:00,438 You can't just read the guidebook, you gotta throw yourself in. 61 00:04:00,439 --> 00:04:01,814 Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, 62 00:04:01,816 --> 00:04:04,192 get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers. 63 00:04:04,193 --> 00:04:05,943 Or is that just me? 64 00:04:05,944 --> 00:04:08,564 Stop asking questions, go and do it! 65 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:11,531 Off you go, then. Your first date. 66 00:04:11,533 --> 00:04:14,084 You're gonna get a smack, you are! 67 00:04:18,915 --> 00:04:22,084 Um, this is gonna sound daft, but can you tell me where I am? 68 00:04:22,086 --> 00:04:24,045 Floor 139. 69 00:04:24,045 --> 00:04:27,089 - Could they write it any bigger? - Floor 139 of what? 70 00:04:27,091 --> 00:04:28,632 Must have been a hell of a party. 71 00:04:28,634 --> 00:04:32,220 - Are you on Satellite Five? - What's Satellite Five? 72 00:04:32,221 --> 00:04:34,555 Come on, how could you get on board without knowing where you are? 73 00:04:34,557 --> 00:04:36,098 Look at me, I'm stupid. 74 00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:38,310 Hold on, wait a minute. Are you a test? 75 00:04:38,310 --> 00:04:41,312 - Some sort of management test kind of thing? - You've got me. 76 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:43,983 Well done. You're too clever for me. 77 00:04:44,399 --> 00:04:47,235 We were warned about this in basic training. 78 00:04:47,235 --> 00:04:50,855 All workers have to be versed in company promotion. 79 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,699 Right, fire away, ask your questions. 80 00:04:53,701 --> 00:04:55,701 If it gets me to Floor 500, I'll do anything. 81 00:04:55,702 --> 00:04:58,038 Why? What happens on Floor 500? 82 00:04:58,038 --> 00:05:00,538 The walls are made of gold. 83 00:05:00,540 --> 00:05:03,543 And you should know, Mr Management. 84 00:05:03,627 --> 00:05:06,754 So, this is what we do. 85 00:05:09,925 --> 00:05:13,345 Latest news. Sandstorms on the New Venus Archipelago, 86 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:15,096 200 dead. 87 00:05:15,096 --> 00:05:17,848 Glasgow water riots into their third day. 88 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:20,769 Space lane 77 closed by sunspot activity. 89 00:05:21,019 --> 00:05:25,105 And over on the Bad Wolf channel, the Face of Boe has just announced he's pregnant. 90 00:05:25,106 --> 00:05:27,606 I get it. You broadcast the news. 91 00:05:28,026 --> 00:05:29,653 We are the news. 92 00:05:29,653 --> 00:05:31,696 We're the journalists. 93 00:05:31,697 --> 00:05:34,115 We write it, package it and sell it. 94 00:05:34,115 --> 00:05:39,045 600 channels, all coming out of Satellite Five, broadcasting everywhere. 95 00:05:40,331 --> 00:05:42,790 Something 96 00:05:42,792 --> 00:05:45,292 is wrong. 97 00:05:46,836 --> 00:05:49,336 Something fictional. 98 00:05:53,343 --> 00:05:54,636 Those people. 99 00:05:54,637 --> 00:05:58,223 Nothing happens in the whole Human Empire without it going through us. 100 00:05:58,223 --> 00:06:00,641 Security check. 101 00:06:00,642 --> 00:06:02,644 Go deep. 102 00:06:02,644 --> 00:06:05,564 VOICE OVER INTERCOM: All staff are reminded that the canteen area 103 00:06:05,564 --> 00:06:08,983 now operates a self-cleaning table system. Thank you. 104 00:06:08,985 --> 00:06:10,401 Try this, it's called Zaffic. 105 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:13,654 It's nice, like, um, a Slush Puppy. 106 00:06:14,115 --> 00:06:16,615 What flavour? 107 00:06:18,702 --> 00:06:19,995 It's sort of beef. 108 00:06:19,995 --> 00:06:21,370 Oh, my God! 109 00:06:21,372 --> 00:06:23,872 (LAUGHING) 110 00:06:24,625 --> 00:06:26,334 It's like everything's gone. 111 00:06:26,334 --> 00:06:28,127 Home, family... 112 00:06:28,129 --> 00:06:30,629 Everything. 113 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:34,822 This helps. The Doctor gave it a bit of a top-up. 114 00:06:34,884 --> 00:06:36,677 Who's back home, your mum and dad? 115 00:06:36,678 --> 00:06:38,137 Yeah. 116 00:06:38,139 --> 00:06:40,014 Phone them up. 117 00:06:40,016 --> 00:06:42,516 But that's 198,000 years ago. 118 00:06:42,518 --> 00:06:45,018 Honestly, try it. Go on. 119 00:06:45,730 --> 00:06:48,480 - Is there a code for planet Earth? - Just dial! 120 00:06:48,481 --> 00:06:50,524 (BEEPING) 121 00:06:50,526 --> 00:06:53,026 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 122 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:57,699 WOMAN: I'm sorry we're not in. 123 00:06:57,699 --> 00:07:00,201 - It's her. - Please leave a message. Thanks, bye! 124 00:07:00,201 --> 00:07:01,411 (BEEPS) 125 00:07:01,411 --> 00:07:02,829 Hi! 126 00:07:02,829 --> 00:07:05,329 It... It's me. 127 00:07:05,708 --> 00:07:09,127 I've sort of gone traveling. 128 00:07:09,711 --> 00:07:14,007 I met these people, and we're traveling together. 129 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:17,636 But, um, I'm fine. And I'll call you later. 130 00:07:18,053 --> 00:07:19,721 Love you. Bye. 131 00:07:19,721 --> 00:07:20,846 (LAUGHS) 132 00:07:20,848 --> 00:07:23,391 (KLAXON SOUNDS) 133 00:07:25,644 --> 00:07:28,144 Oi, Mutt and Jeff! Over here! 134 00:07:39,074 --> 00:07:40,492 COMPUTER: Security check cleared. 135 00:07:40,492 --> 00:07:42,992 No, something's wrong. 136 00:07:44,079 --> 00:07:46,579 I can taste it. 137 00:07:47,082 --> 00:07:49,882 A tiny little shift in the information. 138 00:07:50,461 --> 00:07:53,141 Someone down there shouldn't be here. 139 00:07:54,423 --> 00:07:56,923 Double check. Triple check. 140 00:07:57,593 --> 00:08:00,093 Follow them. 141 00:08:01,262 --> 00:08:03,598 Now, everybody behave. 142 00:08:03,598 --> 00:08:05,432 We have a management inspection. 143 00:08:05,434 --> 00:08:07,060 How do want it? By the book? 144 00:08:07,060 --> 00:08:08,603 Right from scratch, thanks. 145 00:08:08,603 --> 00:08:11,103 Okay. So, ladies, gentlemen, 146 00:08:11,231 --> 00:08:13,608 multisex, undecided or robot, 147 00:08:13,608 --> 00:08:16,403 my name is Cathica Santini Khadeni. 148 00:08:17,153 --> 00:08:18,362 That's Cathica with a C, 149 00:08:18,363 --> 00:08:23,024 in case you wanna write to Floor 500, praising me, and please do. 150 00:08:23,119 --> 00:08:24,952 Now, please feel free to ask any questions. 151 00:08:24,954 --> 00:08:27,247 The process of news gathering must be open, 152 00:08:27,247 --> 00:08:29,374 honest and beyond bias. 153 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:31,875 That's company policy. 154 00:08:31,961 --> 00:08:34,461 Actually, um, it's the law. 155 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:38,048 Yes, thank you, Suki. 156 00:08:38,299 --> 00:08:39,759 Okay, keep it calm. 157 00:08:39,759 --> 00:08:41,802 Don't show off for the guests. 158 00:08:41,803 --> 00:08:44,303 Here we go. 159 00:08:44,597 --> 00:08:47,097 And... 160 00:08:47,268 --> 00:08:48,934 Engage safety. 161 00:08:48,936 --> 00:08:51,604 (HUMMING) 162 00:09:07,370 --> 00:09:08,871 And three... 163 00:09:08,873 --> 00:09:11,373 Two... And spike! 164 00:09:16,297 --> 00:09:17,672 Compressed information 165 00:09:17,673 --> 00:09:19,631 streaming into her. 166 00:09:19,633 --> 00:09:23,260 Reports from every city, every country, every planet, 167 00:09:23,261 --> 00:09:25,889 and they all get packaged inside her head. 168 00:09:25,889 --> 00:09:27,682 She becomes part of the software. 169 00:09:27,682 --> 00:09:30,182 Her brain is the computer! 170 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:32,519 If it all goes through her, she must be a genius. 171 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:35,250 Nah, she wouldn't remember any of it. 172 00:09:35,774 --> 00:09:38,234 There's too much. Her head would blow up. 173 00:09:38,235 --> 00:09:40,445 The brain's the processor. 174 00:09:40,446 --> 00:09:42,238 Soon as it closes, she forgets. 175 00:09:42,239 --> 00:09:44,615 What about all these people round the edge? 176 00:09:44,616 --> 00:09:46,618 They've all got tiny little chips in their head 177 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:50,705 connecting them to her, and they transmit 600 channels. 178 00:09:51,289 --> 00:09:55,309 Every single fact in the Empire beams out of this place. 179 00:09:56,669 --> 00:09:59,169 Now, that's what I call power. 180 00:09:59,631 --> 00:10:02,751 COMPUTER: Analysis confirmed. Security breach. 181 00:10:03,009 --> 00:10:05,928 I knew it. Which one? 182 00:10:06,429 --> 00:10:09,399 It's someone inside that room. Which one? 183 00:10:11,851 --> 00:10:14,351 Isolating breach. 184 00:10:15,397 --> 00:10:17,897 Come on. Show me. Who is it? 185 00:10:19,985 --> 00:10:23,278 ROSE: You all right? ADAM: I can see her brain. 186 00:10:23,279 --> 00:10:26,129 - Do you wanna get out? - No, but this... 187 00:10:26,283 --> 00:10:29,023 This technology, it's... It's amazing. 188 00:10:29,202 --> 00:10:31,702 This technology's wrong. 189 00:10:33,164 --> 00:10:35,165 Trouble? 190 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:37,667 Oh, yeah. 191 00:10:38,711 --> 00:10:39,921 (ZAPPING) 192 00:10:39,922 --> 00:10:42,631 That's it! Ho, ho, ho, yes! 193 00:10:42,716 --> 00:10:46,094 She's the liar. Intercept and scan. 194 00:10:47,596 --> 00:10:50,096 Gotcha! 195 00:10:54,602 --> 00:10:55,727 (GASPS) 196 00:10:55,729 --> 00:10:58,648 Come off it, Suki, I wasn't even halfway. What was that for? 197 00:10:58,649 --> 00:11:01,149 Sorry. It must've been a glitch. 198 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:05,158 Her information's been tampered with. 199 00:11:05,655 --> 00:11:07,782 There's a second biography hidden underneath. 200 00:11:07,783 --> 00:11:11,995 - (CREATURE GROWLING) - Yes, sir. Absolutely, sir. 201 00:11:12,078 --> 00:11:16,249 Yeah, her data was encrypted but there's no way we could have found her sooner. 202 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:18,918 - (GROWLING) - Yeah, sorry, I... Yeah, sorry, sir. 203 00:11:18,918 --> 00:11:21,418 - (GROWLING) - Yeah, absolutely. 204 00:11:23,048 --> 00:11:25,548 Get her up here! Now! 205 00:11:26,427 --> 00:11:28,760 WOMAN: Promotion. 206 00:11:28,761 --> 00:11:31,552 CATHICA: Come on, this is it, come on! 207 00:11:31,764 --> 00:11:33,390 Oh, my God, make it me! 208 00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:36,871 Come on, say my name, say my name, say my name! 209 00:11:38,772 --> 00:11:41,024 Promotion for... 210 00:11:41,024 --> 00:11:45,110 Suki Macrae Cantrell. Please proceed to Floor 500. 211 00:11:45,195 --> 00:11:48,280 I don't believe it! Floor 500! 212 00:11:49,658 --> 00:11:52,744 How the hell did you manage that? I'm above you! 213 00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:56,225 I don't know, I just applied on the off chance. 214 00:11:56,456 --> 00:11:58,206 And they've said yes! 215 00:11:58,207 --> 00:12:02,169 So not fair. I've been applying to Floor 500 for three years. 216 00:12:02,171 --> 00:12:04,504 What's Floor 500? 217 00:12:04,505 --> 00:12:07,005 The walls are made of gold. 218 00:12:08,844 --> 00:12:11,344 SUKI: Cathica, I'm gonna miss you. 219 00:12:11,346 --> 00:12:14,182 - Floor 500. Thank you. - I didn't do anything. 220 00:12:14,182 --> 00:12:16,017 You're my lucky charm. 221 00:12:16,018 --> 00:12:17,393 All right, I'll hug anyone. 222 00:12:17,394 --> 00:12:19,894 (SUKI LAUGHING) 223 00:12:20,022 --> 00:12:21,563 Come on, it's not that bad. 224 00:12:21,565 --> 00:12:23,857 What, with the... The head thing? 225 00:12:23,859 --> 00:12:25,525 Yeah, well, she's closed it now. 226 00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:28,027 Yeah, but... 227 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:31,114 It's everything. It freaks me out. 228 00:12:32,784 --> 00:12:34,869 - And I just need to... - (BEEPING) 229 00:12:34,870 --> 00:12:36,828 Ah, if I could just... (SIGHS) 230 00:12:36,830 --> 00:12:39,330 Cool down, sort of acclimatise. 231 00:12:39,707 --> 00:12:42,207 How do you mean? 232 00:12:42,378 --> 00:12:46,213 Maybe I could just go and sit on the observation deck. 233 00:12:46,215 --> 00:12:48,048 Will that be all right? 234 00:12:48,049 --> 00:12:52,427 Soak it in, you know. Pretend I'm a citizen of the year 200,000. 235 00:12:52,428 --> 00:12:54,681 Do you want me to come with you? 236 00:12:54,682 --> 00:12:57,182 No, no, you stick with the Doctor. 237 00:13:00,062 --> 00:13:02,562 You'd rather be with him. 238 00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:08,945 It's gonna take a better man than me to get between you two. 239 00:13:08,946 --> 00:13:10,278 Anyway... 240 00:13:10,279 --> 00:13:12,740 I'll be on the deck. 241 00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:14,993 Here you go, take the Tardis key. 242 00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:17,745 You know, just in case it gets a bit too much. 243 00:13:17,745 --> 00:13:20,355 Yeah, like it's not weird in there. 244 00:13:25,421 --> 00:13:27,921 (BEEPING) 245 00:13:30,759 --> 00:13:32,759 Oh, my God. I've got to go, I can't keep them waiting. 246 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:35,260 I'm sorry. 247 00:13:36,932 --> 00:13:39,432 Say goodbye to Steve for me. 248 00:13:39,893 --> 00:13:42,393 Bye! 249 00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,438 Good riddance. 250 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:47,274 You're talking like you'll never see her again. She's only going upstairs. 251 00:13:47,275 --> 00:13:51,395 We won't. Once you go to Floor 500, you never come back. 252 00:14:02,791 --> 00:14:05,125 - Have you ever been up there? - Can't. 253 00:14:05,126 --> 00:14:07,961 You need a key for the lift and you only get a key with promotion. 254 00:14:07,962 --> 00:14:11,332 No one gets to 500, except for the chosen few. 255 00:14:22,311 --> 00:14:24,811 (PANTING) 256 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,000 (BEEPING) 257 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,500 (GASPS) 258 00:14:49,212 --> 00:14:51,712 (GRUNTING) 259 00:15:48,772 --> 00:15:50,188 (SUKI SCREAMS) 260 00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:52,690 (GASPS) 261 00:16:58,299 --> 00:17:00,051 Who are you? 262 00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:02,552 I'm the Editor. 263 00:17:03,263 --> 00:17:05,056 What's happening? 264 00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:08,392 There are bodies out there. What's going on? 265 00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:13,814 While we're asking questions, would you please confirm your name? 266 00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:16,315 My name is Suki Macrae Cantrell. 267 00:17:16,734 --> 00:17:19,528 I was born 199'89, 268 00:17:19,695 --> 00:17:21,739 in the Independent Republic of Morocco. 269 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,115 Liar! 270 00:17:23,115 --> 00:17:26,326 Hobbies include reading and archaeology. 271 00:17:26,662 --> 00:17:28,871 I'm not an expert or anything, I just like digging. 272 00:17:28,872 --> 00:17:30,163 Liar! 273 00:17:30,164 --> 00:17:32,833 I want to work for Satellite Five because 274 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,334 my sister can't afford university. 275 00:17:35,836 --> 00:17:37,505 And the pay-scheme is really good... 276 00:17:37,506 --> 00:17:40,006 Liar! 277 00:17:41,218 --> 00:17:43,301 Let's look at the facts, shall we? 278 00:17:43,302 --> 00:17:44,427 Ah. 279 00:17:44,429 --> 00:17:47,556 Hidden behind a genetic graft, but that's still you. 280 00:17:47,557 --> 00:17:52,067 Eva Saint Julienne, last surviving member of the Freedom Fifteen. 281 00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:55,522 Hmm, self-declared anarchist. Is that right? 282 00:17:55,523 --> 00:17:58,023 Who controls Satellite Five? 283 00:18:03,155 --> 00:18:05,615 (LAUGHING) 284 00:18:05,616 --> 00:18:08,116 There's the truth. 285 00:18:08,996 --> 00:18:13,874 The Freedom Foundation has been monitoring Satellite Five's transmissions. 286 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:17,044 We have absolute proof that the facts are being manipulated. 287 00:18:17,045 --> 00:18:19,297 You are lying to the people. 288 00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:21,382 Ooh, I love it. Say it again. 289 00:18:21,383 --> 00:18:23,883 This whole system is corrupt. 290 00:18:24,928 --> 00:18:27,262 Who do you represent? 291 00:18:27,263 --> 00:18:29,390 I'm merely a humble slave. 292 00:18:29,391 --> 00:18:31,891 I answer to the Editor In Chief. 293 00:18:32,728 --> 00:18:36,480 - Who is he, where is he? - He's overseeing everything. 294 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,732 Literally everything. 295 00:18:38,733 --> 00:18:42,854 If you don't mind, I'm gonna have to refer this upwards. 296 00:18:43,654 --> 00:18:46,154 (CREATURE GROWLING) 297 00:18:48,285 --> 00:18:50,785 - What is that? - Your boss. 298 00:18:51,078 --> 00:18:53,122 This has always been your boss. 299 00:18:53,123 --> 00:18:55,623 Since the day you were born. 300 00:18:56,292 --> 00:18:58,752 (FIRING GUN) 301 00:18:58,753 --> 00:19:01,253 (SCREAMING) 302 00:19:16,771 --> 00:19:19,271 Give me access. 303 00:19:23,444 --> 00:19:25,944 Give me... 304 00:19:28,909 --> 00:19:31,409 I can learn anything. 305 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,834 Let's try, uh, computers. 306 00:19:39,752 --> 00:19:42,003 From the 21st century to the present day, 307 00:19:42,005 --> 00:19:45,007 give me the history of the microprocessor. 308 00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,513 Oh, my God. 309 00:19:51,515 --> 00:19:54,599 Look, they only give us 20 minutes maintenance. Can't you give it a rest? 310 00:19:54,601 --> 00:19:58,938 But you've never been to another floor? Not even one floor down? 311 00:19:58,939 --> 00:20:00,689 I went to floor 16 when I first arrived. 312 00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:03,317 That's medical, that's when I got my head done. And then I... 313 00:20:03,317 --> 00:20:04,527 I came straight here. 314 00:20:04,528 --> 00:20:10,031 Satellite Five, you work, eat, and sleep on the same floor, and that's it, that's all. 315 00:20:10,032 --> 00:20:11,741 You're not management, are you? 316 00:20:11,742 --> 00:20:14,242 At last! She's clever. 317 00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:17,414 Yeah, well, whatever it is, don't involve me. I don't know anything. 318 00:20:17,415 --> 00:20:19,416 - Don't you even ask? - Why would I? 319 00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:21,917 You're a journalist! 320 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,337 Why's all the crew human? 321 00:20:24,338 --> 00:20:25,839 What's that got to do with anything? 322 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,092 There's no aliens on board. Why? 323 00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:29,969 I don't know. No real reason. 324 00:20:29,970 --> 00:20:33,819 - They're not banned or anything. - Then where are they? 325 00:20:34,723 --> 00:20:37,559 I suppose Immigration's tightened up. It's had to, what with all the threats. 326 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,811 What threats? 327 00:20:39,813 --> 00:20:42,712 I don't know, all of them, usual stuff. 328 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,777 And the price of space warp doubled, so that kept the visitors away. 329 00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:48,863 Oh, and the government on Chavic Five collapsed, 330 00:20:48,864 --> 00:20:51,423 so that lot stopped coming, you see? 331 00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:53,741 Just lots of little reasons, that's all. 332 00:20:53,742 --> 00:20:57,538 Adding up to one, great big fact. And you didn't even notice. 333 00:20:57,538 --> 00:20:59,914 Doctor, I think, if there was any sort of conspiracy, 334 00:20:59,915 --> 00:21:01,959 Satellite Five would have seen it. 335 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,211 - We see everything. - I can see better. 336 00:21:04,211 --> 00:21:06,963 This society's the wrong shape, even the technology. 337 00:21:06,964 --> 00:21:08,548 - It's cutting edge! - It's backwards. 338 00:21:08,549 --> 00:21:10,134 There's a great big door in your head. 339 00:21:10,134 --> 00:21:12,886 - You should've chucked this out years ago! - So what you think's going on? 340 00:21:12,887 --> 00:21:15,138 It's not just this space station, it's the whole attitude. 341 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,765 It's the way people think. 342 00:21:16,766 --> 00:21:20,352 The Great and Bountiful Human Empire is stunted. Something's holding it back. 343 00:21:20,353 --> 00:21:21,936 And how would you know? 344 00:21:21,938 --> 00:21:23,355 Trust me. 345 00:21:23,355 --> 00:21:25,816 Humanity's been set back about 90 years. 346 00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:28,807 When did Satellite Five start broadcasting? 347 00:21:29,403 --> 00:21:31,903 91 years ago. 348 00:21:35,993 --> 00:21:38,746 Mum, Dad, keep this message, okay? 349 00:21:38,913 --> 00:21:41,413 Whatever you do, don't erase it. 350 00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:44,208 Save it, you got that? 351 00:21:49,382 --> 00:21:52,800 The microprocessor became redundant in the year 2019, 352 00:21:52,801 --> 00:21:55,011 replaced by a system called, 353 00:21:55,012 --> 00:21:58,223 SMT, that's Single Molecule Transcription. 354 00:21:59,142 --> 00:22:01,434 No, no, no, no, no! What are you doing? 355 00:22:01,435 --> 00:22:05,105 Come back, come... Why are you doing that? 356 00:22:07,483 --> 00:22:10,203 What's Floor 16? What's down there? 357 00:22:37,055 --> 00:22:38,638 Sorry, um... 358 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,829 Floor 16, that's, um... What do you cover? 359 00:22:42,352 --> 00:22:44,519 Medical non-emergency. 360 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,480 Right, yeah, wrong floor. I'm having technical difficulties. 361 00:22:47,481 --> 00:22:50,150 My screen keeps freezing, locking me out. 362 00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:54,760 No, that's medical. There must be something wrong with your chip. 363 00:22:55,281 --> 00:22:57,781 Yes! Yeah, of course, yeah! 364 00:22:59,243 --> 00:23:01,119 I haven't got one. 365 00:23:01,121 --> 00:23:03,580 No wonder you can't get a screen to work. 366 00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:06,040 What are you, a... 367 00:23:06,041 --> 00:23:08,419 Student? 368 00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:10,920 Yes. Yeah, I'm, um... 369 00:23:11,298 --> 00:23:13,798 I'm on a research project... 370 00:23:13,842 --> 00:23:16,342 From the University of Mars. 371 00:23:17,804 --> 00:23:19,680 The Martian boondocks, typical. 372 00:23:19,681 --> 00:23:21,347 Yep! (LAUGHS) 373 00:23:21,348 --> 00:23:23,808 Well, you still need chipping. 374 00:23:23,809 --> 00:23:26,309 So, does that mean, like... 375 00:23:26,980 --> 00:23:28,564 Brain surgery? 376 00:23:28,565 --> 00:23:30,648 That's an old-fashioned phrase. 377 00:23:30,650 --> 00:23:32,026 But it's the same thing, yes. 378 00:23:32,027 --> 00:23:34,527 Oh! Okay, never mind. 379 00:23:35,363 --> 00:23:37,863 But if I get a chip, 380 00:23:38,365 --> 00:23:40,701 that means I could use any computer? 381 00:23:40,701 --> 00:23:43,201 Absolutely. 382 00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:46,122 You'll have to pay for it. 383 00:23:46,165 --> 00:23:47,625 They've stopped subsidising. 384 00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:50,711 Oh, right, sorry. Wasting your time. 385 00:23:51,046 --> 00:23:53,546 Thanks. 386 00:23:55,174 --> 00:23:57,674 Hold on. 387 00:23:58,385 --> 00:24:00,846 Can I use this? 388 00:24:00,846 --> 00:24:03,182 That'll do nicely. 389 00:24:03,182 --> 00:24:05,913 It all comes down to two basic types. 390 00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:08,811 Type one, the head chip, 391 00:24:08,938 --> 00:24:12,548 inserted into the back of the skull, 100 credits. 392 00:24:13,067 --> 00:24:15,152 There's the chip. 393 00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:17,945 Tiny, invisible, no scarring. 394 00:24:18,698 --> 00:24:21,407 Type two is the full info-spike. 395 00:24:21,534 --> 00:24:24,034 Oh, um, that's the... 396 00:24:25,372 --> 00:24:27,872 - Thing. - That's the one. 397 00:24:27,915 --> 00:24:30,375 It does cost 10,000. 398 00:24:30,376 --> 00:24:33,507 Oh, well I, um, I couldn't afford it then. 399 00:24:33,587 --> 00:24:37,965 Not at all. Turns out you've got unlimited credit. 400 00:24:41,136 --> 00:24:43,430 No, but I... Well, I couldn't have it done. 401 00:24:43,431 --> 00:24:46,767 I mean, that's gotta hurt, hasn't it? 402 00:24:47,559 --> 00:24:50,059 Painless. Contractual guarantee. 403 00:24:51,439 --> 00:24:53,398 No, my, my mate's waiting upstairs, 404 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,019 I can't have major surgery. (LAUGHS) 405 00:24:56,568 --> 00:24:58,403 It takes ten minutes. 406 00:24:58,404 --> 00:25:01,954 That sort of money buys a very fast pico-surgeon. 407 00:25:02,659 --> 00:25:04,910 No, but I... 408 00:25:04,911 --> 00:25:07,411 I couldn't though, no. 409 00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:13,836 Type one, you can interface with a simple computer. 410 00:25:13,836 --> 00:25:18,089 Type two, you are the computer. 411 00:25:19,299 --> 00:25:21,343 You can transmit any piece of information 412 00:25:21,344 --> 00:25:23,095 from the archive of Satellite Five 413 00:25:23,096 --> 00:25:27,307 which is just about the entire history of the human race. 414 00:25:29,352 --> 00:25:31,852 Now... 415 00:25:33,147 --> 00:25:35,647 Which one's it going to be? 416 00:25:38,111 --> 00:25:40,611 We're so gonna get in trouble. 417 00:25:43,031 --> 00:25:45,659 You're not allowed to touch the mainframe, we'll get told off. 418 00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:47,326 Rose, tell her to button it. 419 00:25:47,327 --> 00:25:51,248 You’ll just vandalise the place, someone's gonna notice. 420 00:25:51,708 --> 00:25:54,125 EDITOR: I don't understand. 421 00:25:54,126 --> 00:25:56,086 We did a full security scan, 422 00:25:56,086 --> 00:25:59,936 that man was there when we found Suki Macrae Cantrell. 423 00:26:00,467 --> 00:26:03,037 There were no indications about him. 424 00:26:03,178 --> 00:26:05,678 And yet here he is. 425 00:26:06,055 --> 00:26:08,694 Clearly acting outside the parameters. 426 00:26:10,894 --> 00:26:12,853 Fascinating. 427 00:26:12,854 --> 00:26:15,146 (CREATURE GROWLING) 428 00:26:15,147 --> 00:26:17,647 Yes, sir. 429 00:26:18,942 --> 00:26:21,319 Absolutely. 430 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,238 At once. 431 00:26:23,239 --> 00:26:24,323 Check him. 432 00:26:24,324 --> 00:26:27,544 Double check him, triple check him, quadruple! 433 00:26:31,205 --> 00:26:33,539 This is nothing to do with me, I'm going back to work. 434 00:26:33,540 --> 00:26:36,542 Go on then, see ya! I can't just leave you, can I? 435 00:26:36,544 --> 00:26:40,631 If you wanna be useful, get them to turn the heating down, it's boiling. 436 00:26:40,632 --> 00:26:42,715 What's wrong with this place? Can't they do something about it? 437 00:26:42,717 --> 00:26:45,134 I don't know, we keep asking. Something to do with the turbines. 438 00:26:45,135 --> 00:26:46,929 Something to do with the turbines. 439 00:26:46,930 --> 00:26:48,555 But I don't know. 440 00:26:48,556 --> 00:26:50,598 Exactly. I give up on you, Cathica. 441 00:26:50,599 --> 00:26:53,352 Now, Rose, look at Rose, Rose is asking the right kind of questions. 442 00:26:53,353 --> 00:26:55,854 - Ah, thank you. - Why is it so hot? 443 00:26:55,855 --> 00:26:57,439 One moment you're worried about the Empire, 444 00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,525 and the next minute, it's the central heating. 445 00:26:59,526 --> 00:27:02,193 Oh, never underestimate plumbing. Plumbing is very important. 446 00:27:02,194 --> 00:27:04,694 (CRACKLES) 447 00:27:05,906 --> 00:27:08,406 COMPUTER: Security scan complete. 448 00:27:09,117 --> 00:27:11,617 - Well, who is he? - He is no one. 449 00:27:12,079 --> 00:27:13,247 (LAUGHS) 450 00:27:13,248 --> 00:27:15,748 What does that mean? 451 00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:17,584 He is no one. 452 00:27:17,585 --> 00:27:20,085 What, you mean he has a fake ID? 453 00:27:20,212 --> 00:27:22,712 He has no identification. 454 00:27:22,714 --> 00:27:27,051 But everyone's registered. We have a census for the entire Empire! 455 00:27:27,053 --> 00:27:28,595 He is no one. 456 00:27:28,596 --> 00:27:30,430 What, he doesn't exist? 457 00:27:30,431 --> 00:27:32,557 - Not anywhere? - He is no one. 458 00:27:32,558 --> 00:27:34,934 What about the blonde? 459 00:27:34,935 --> 00:27:37,270 - She is no one. - Both of them? 460 00:27:37,271 --> 00:27:39,189 (CHUCKLES) 461 00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:42,526 Well, we all know what happens to non-entities. 462 00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:45,027 They get promoted. 463 00:27:46,364 --> 00:27:48,864 Bring them up! 464 00:27:49,241 --> 00:27:53,744 Here we go, Satellite Five. Pipes and plumbing. Look at the layout. 465 00:27:53,746 --> 00:27:55,830 CATHICA: This is ridiculous. 466 00:27:55,832 --> 00:27:57,915 You've got access to the computer's core. 467 00:27:57,916 --> 00:28:01,545 You could look at the archive, the news, the stock exchange... 468 00:28:01,546 --> 00:28:05,746 - And you're looking at pipes? - But there's something wrong. 469 00:28:05,884 --> 00:28:08,384 - I suppose. - Why, what is it? 470 00:28:08,803 --> 00:28:10,887 The ventilation system. 471 00:28:10,888 --> 00:28:14,223 Cooling ducts, ice filters. All working flat out. 472 00:28:14,224 --> 00:28:16,518 Channelling massive amounts of heat down. 473 00:28:16,519 --> 00:28:18,811 - All the way from the top. - Floor 500. 474 00:28:18,813 --> 00:28:22,023 Something up there is generating tons and tons of heat. 475 00:28:22,025 --> 00:28:25,527 Well, I don't know about you, but I feel like I'm missing out on a party. 476 00:28:25,528 --> 00:28:27,278 It's all going on upstairs. 477 00:28:27,279 --> 00:28:29,489 - Fancy a trip? - You can't, you need a key. 478 00:28:29,490 --> 00:28:33,701 Keys are just codes, and I've got the codes right here. Here we go. 479 00:28:33,702 --> 00:28:37,247 Override 215.9. 480 00:28:39,291 --> 00:28:41,919 CATHICA: How come it's giving you the code? 481 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,128 Someone up there likes me. 482 00:28:44,130 --> 00:28:46,630 (LAUGHING) 483 00:28:51,386 --> 00:28:53,886 I told you it was painless. 484 00:28:54,473 --> 00:28:56,973 No scarring, you see? 485 00:28:57,727 --> 00:29:00,227 Perfect success. 486 00:29:00,896 --> 00:29:03,230 How do I activate it? 487 00:29:03,231 --> 00:29:05,232 It's a personal choice. 488 00:29:05,233 --> 00:29:06,984 Some people whistle. 489 00:29:06,986 --> 00:29:10,645 I know one man who triggers it with Oh, Danny Boy. 490 00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:15,117 But you're set on default for now. 491 00:29:15,118 --> 00:29:17,412 That's a click of the fingers. 492 00:29:17,413 --> 00:29:19,913 So, you mean I just... 493 00:29:21,291 --> 00:29:23,791 Click. 494 00:29:27,173 --> 00:29:29,090 - Come on, come with us. - No way! 495 00:29:29,092 --> 00:29:31,718 - Bye! - Well, don't mention my name. 496 00:29:32,386 --> 00:29:35,817 When you get in trouble, just don't involve me. 497 00:29:36,140 --> 00:29:39,101 That's her gone, Adam's given up, looks like it's just you and me. 498 00:29:39,102 --> 00:29:41,228 - Yeah. - Good. 499 00:29:41,229 --> 00:29:43,729 Yep. 500 00:29:44,106 --> 00:29:46,606 (BEEPING) 501 00:29:57,787 --> 00:30:00,287 Oh, my God! I'm gonna be sick! 502 00:30:00,539 --> 00:30:03,039 (RETCHING) 503 00:30:09,464 --> 00:30:11,215 Special offer. 504 00:30:11,217 --> 00:30:14,135 We installed the vomit-o-matic at the same time. 505 00:30:14,136 --> 00:30:16,805 Nano-termites have been placed in the lining of your throat. 506 00:30:16,806 --> 00:30:19,306 In the event of sickness, 507 00:30:20,351 --> 00:30:22,851 they freeze the waste. 508 00:30:35,074 --> 00:30:37,574 The walls are not made of gold. 509 00:30:38,076 --> 00:30:40,494 You should go back downstairs. 510 00:30:40,496 --> 00:30:42,996 Tough. 511 00:31:00,141 --> 00:31:02,641 I started without you. 512 00:31:02,643 --> 00:31:04,603 This is fascinating. (LAUGHS) 513 00:31:04,604 --> 00:31:07,521 Satellite Five contains every piece of information 514 00:31:07,522 --> 00:31:10,483 within the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. 515 00:31:10,484 --> 00:31:15,125 Birth certificates, shopping habits, bank statements, but you two... 516 00:31:16,074 --> 00:31:17,406 You don't exist. 517 00:31:17,407 --> 00:31:19,576 (CHUCKLES) There's not a trace. 518 00:31:19,576 --> 00:31:22,913 No birth, no job, not the slightest kiss. 519 00:31:23,205 --> 00:31:27,041 How can you walk through the world and not leave a single footprint? 520 00:31:27,042 --> 00:31:29,542 Suki! Suki! 521 00:31:29,586 --> 00:31:31,296 Hello? 522 00:31:31,297 --> 00:31:33,381 Can you hear me? Suki? 523 00:31:33,382 --> 00:31:36,922 - What have you done to her? - I think she's dead. 524 00:31:38,762 --> 00:31:40,555 But she's working. 525 00:31:40,556 --> 00:31:43,307 They've all got chips in their head, and the chips keep going. 526 00:31:43,308 --> 00:31:45,808 - Like puppets. - Oh! 527 00:31:46,229 --> 00:31:47,729 You are full of information. 528 00:31:47,730 --> 00:31:50,022 But it's only fair we get some information back. 529 00:31:50,023 --> 00:31:53,026 Because, apparently you're no one. (CHUCKLES) 530 00:31:53,027 --> 00:31:55,636 It's so rare not to know something. 531 00:31:56,197 --> 00:31:57,697 Who are you? 532 00:31:57,698 --> 00:32:00,241 It doesn't matter, 'cause we're off. Nice to meet you. 533 00:32:00,242 --> 00:32:02,742 Come on! 534 00:32:03,996 --> 00:32:05,372 Tell me who you are. 535 00:32:05,373 --> 00:32:09,209 Since that information is keeping us alive, I'm hardly gonna say, am I? 536 00:32:09,210 --> 00:32:12,211 Well, perhaps my Editor-In-Chief can convince you otherwise. 537 00:32:12,212 --> 00:32:14,712 And who's that? 538 00:32:15,758 --> 00:32:17,259 It may interest you to know 539 00:32:17,259 --> 00:32:20,386 that this is not the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. 540 00:32:20,387 --> 00:32:23,347 In fact, it's not actually human at all. 541 00:32:23,849 --> 00:32:26,143 It's merely a place where humans happen to live. 542 00:32:26,144 --> 00:32:27,227 (CREATURE GROWLING) 543 00:32:27,228 --> 00:32:29,895 Yep. Yep. 544 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,900 Sorry! 545 00:32:33,901 --> 00:32:36,236 It's a place where humans are allowed to live 546 00:32:36,237 --> 00:32:38,279 by kind permission of my client. 547 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,906 - (SNAPPING) - (GROWLING) 548 00:32:50,167 --> 00:32:51,667 What is that? 549 00:32:51,669 --> 00:32:54,962 You mean that thing's in charge of Satellite Five? 550 00:32:54,963 --> 00:32:59,324 "That thing", as you put it, is in charge of the human race. 551 00:32:59,926 --> 00:33:03,387 For almost 100 years, mankind has been shaped and guided. 552 00:33:03,388 --> 00:33:06,766 His knowledge and ambition, strictly controlled by its broadcast news. 553 00:33:06,767 --> 00:33:09,603 Edited by my superior, your master, 554 00:33:10,770 --> 00:33:13,105 and humanity's guiding light, 555 00:33:13,106 --> 00:33:17,096 the Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe. 556 00:33:17,694 --> 00:33:20,194 I call him Max. 557 00:33:39,884 --> 00:33:42,384 (BEEPING) 558 00:33:57,151 --> 00:34:01,654 Create a climate of fear, and it's easy to keep the borders closed. 559 00:34:01,655 --> 00:34:04,155 It's just a matter of emphasis. 560 00:34:04,909 --> 00:34:06,826 The right word in the right broadcast, 561 00:34:06,826 --> 00:34:09,496 repeated often enough, can destabilize an economy. 562 00:34:09,496 --> 00:34:11,996 Invent an enemy. Change a vote. 563 00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:15,222 So all the people on Earth are like slaves? 564 00:34:15,503 --> 00:34:18,170 Well, now, there's an interesting point. 565 00:34:18,172 --> 00:34:22,092 Is a slave a slave if he doesn't know he's enslaved? 566 00:34:22,175 --> 00:34:23,342 Yes. 567 00:34:23,344 --> 00:34:26,054 Oh, I was hoping for a philosophical debate. 568 00:34:26,054 --> 00:34:27,806 Is that all I'm gonna get? "Yes"? 569 00:34:27,806 --> 00:34:29,349 - Yes. - (EDITOR LAUGHS) 570 00:34:29,349 --> 00:34:31,016 You're no fun. 571 00:34:31,018 --> 00:34:33,686 Let me out of these manacles. You'll find out how much fun I am. 572 00:34:33,688 --> 00:34:36,188 Oh, he's tough, isn't he? (CHUCKLES) 573 00:34:36,190 --> 00:34:38,565 But come on! Isn't it a great system? 574 00:34:38,567 --> 00:34:41,110 You've got to admire it, just a little bit. 575 00:34:41,112 --> 00:34:44,697 You can't hide something on this scale, somebody must've noticed. 576 00:34:44,699 --> 00:34:46,740 From time to time, someone, yes. 577 00:34:46,742 --> 00:34:50,577 But the computer chip system allows me to see inside their brains. 578 00:34:50,579 --> 00:34:53,659 I can see the smallest doubt and crush it. 579 00:35:10,432 --> 00:35:12,349 And then they just carry on, 580 00:35:12,351 --> 00:35:15,353 living the life, strutting about downstairs 581 00:35:15,438 --> 00:35:18,731 and all over the surface of the Earth, like they're so individual. 582 00:35:18,733 --> 00:35:22,342 When, of course, they're not. They're just cattle. 583 00:35:22,610 --> 00:35:25,697 In that respect, the Jagrafess hasn't changed a thing. 584 00:35:25,697 --> 00:35:29,409 But what about you? You're not a Jagra... Uh, belly... 585 00:35:29,409 --> 00:35:32,286 - Jagrafess. - Jagrafess. You're not a Jagrafess. 586 00:35:32,288 --> 00:35:33,413 You're human. 587 00:35:33,414 --> 00:35:36,583 Yeah, well, simply being human doesn't pay very well. 588 00:35:36,583 --> 00:35:38,460 But you couldn't have done this all on your own. 589 00:35:38,460 --> 00:35:39,793 No! (CHUCKLES) 590 00:35:39,795 --> 00:35:42,295 I represent a consortium of banks. 591 00:35:42,965 --> 00:35:45,592 Money prefers a long-term investment. 592 00:35:45,592 --> 00:35:50,092 Also the Jagrafess needed a little hand to, um, install himself. 593 00:35:50,222 --> 00:35:53,016 DOCTOR: No wonder, creature that size. What's its lifespan? 594 00:35:53,016 --> 00:35:54,099 EDITOR: 3,000 years. 595 00:35:54,101 --> 00:35:57,644 DOCTOR: That's one hell of a metabolism, generating all that heat. 596 00:35:57,646 --> 00:35:59,856 That's why Satellite Five's so hot. 597 00:35:59,856 --> 00:36:01,983 You pump it out the creature, channel it downstairs. 598 00:36:01,983 --> 00:36:04,527 Jagrafess stays cool, stays alive. 599 00:36:05,528 --> 00:36:09,208 Satellite Five is one great big life-support system. 600 00:36:11,619 --> 00:36:14,119 (DIALLING) 601 00:36:14,789 --> 00:36:17,373 Me again. Don't wipe this message. 602 00:36:17,458 --> 00:36:19,291 It's just gonna sound like white noise. 603 00:36:19,293 --> 00:36:22,552 But save it, 'cause I can translate it, okay? 604 00:36:26,342 --> 00:36:27,592 Three, 605 00:36:27,592 --> 00:36:29,260 two, 606 00:36:29,260 --> 00:36:31,760 one, and spike! 607 00:36:36,476 --> 00:36:39,086 But that's why you're so dangerous. 608 00:36:39,146 --> 00:36:42,896 Knowledge is power, but you remain unknown. (CHUCKLES) 609 00:36:43,150 --> 00:36:45,670 - (ELECTRICAL WHIRRING) - Who are you? 610 00:36:48,739 --> 00:36:51,239 (DOG BARKING) 611 00:36:54,829 --> 00:36:56,704 Leave her alone! I'm the Doctor. 612 00:36:56,704 --> 00:36:59,373 She's Rose Tyler, we're nothing, we're just wandering. 613 00:36:59,375 --> 00:37:01,626 - Tell me who you are! - I've just said! 614 00:37:01,626 --> 00:37:03,335 Yeah, but who do you work for? 615 00:37:03,336 --> 00:37:05,672 Who sent you? Who knows about us? 616 00:37:05,672 --> 00:37:08,172 Who exactly... 617 00:37:13,179 --> 00:37:14,889 Time Lord. 618 00:37:14,889 --> 00:37:15,974 What? 619 00:37:15,974 --> 00:37:19,643 Oh, yes! The last of the Time Lords. 620 00:37:19,728 --> 00:37:22,228 And his traveling machine. 621 00:37:22,356 --> 00:37:25,065 With his little human girl from long ago. 622 00:37:25,067 --> 00:37:28,797 - Don't know what you're talking about. - Time travel! 623 00:37:28,862 --> 00:37:31,362 (SCREAMS) 624 00:37:33,701 --> 00:37:36,201 Someone's been telling you lies. 625 00:37:36,744 --> 00:37:39,244 Young master Adam Mitchell? 626 00:37:39,539 --> 00:37:42,039 (ADAM SCREAMING) 627 00:37:44,711 --> 00:37:47,211 Oh, my God, his head. 628 00:37:47,213 --> 00:37:49,548 What the hell's he done? 629 00:37:49,550 --> 00:37:52,050 What the hell's he gone and done? 630 00:37:52,302 --> 00:37:54,887 They're reading his mind, he's telling them everything. 631 00:37:54,889 --> 00:37:57,891 And through him, I know everything about you. 632 00:37:57,891 --> 00:38:01,561 Every piece of information in his head is now mine. 633 00:38:01,728 --> 00:38:04,539 And you have infinite knowledge, Doctor. 634 00:38:04,898 --> 00:38:06,690 The Human Empire is tiny 635 00:38:06,692 --> 00:38:08,275 compared to what you've seen in your 636 00:38:08,277 --> 00:38:10,777 T- A-R-D-I-S. 637 00:38:10,778 --> 00:38:11,905 Tardis! 638 00:38:11,905 --> 00:38:13,780 Well, you'll never get your hands on it, I'll die first! 639 00:38:13,782 --> 00:38:18,121 Well, die all you like, I don't need ya. I've got the key. 640 00:38:27,128 --> 00:38:28,838 You and your boyfriends! 641 00:38:28,838 --> 00:38:31,757 Today, we are the headlines. 642 00:38:31,925 --> 00:38:33,885 We can rewrite history. 643 00:38:33,885 --> 00:38:36,471 We could prevent mankind from ever developing. 644 00:38:36,472 --> 00:38:38,597 And no one's gonna stop you. 645 00:38:38,599 --> 00:38:41,934 Because you bred a human race which doesn't bother to ask questions. 646 00:38:41,936 --> 00:38:44,806 Stupid little slaves believing every lie. 647 00:38:44,813 --> 00:38:49,275 They’ll just trot right into the slaughter house if they're told it's made of gold. 648 00:38:49,275 --> 00:38:51,775 (MAX GROWLING) 649 00:39:05,626 --> 00:39:08,126 Disengage safety. 650 00:39:09,713 --> 00:39:11,838 (ALARM BEEPING) 651 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,340 What's happening? 652 00:39:14,467 --> 00:39:17,719 Maximum access, override Floor 139. 653 00:39:21,809 --> 00:39:24,309 And... Spike! 654 00:39:26,605 --> 00:39:29,105 Someone's disengaged the safety. 655 00:39:29,567 --> 00:39:32,067 Who's that? 656 00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:38,157 - It's Cathica. - And she's thinking. 657 00:39:38,157 --> 00:39:40,492 She's using what she knows. 658 00:39:40,494 --> 00:39:42,327 Terminate her access. 659 00:39:42,329 --> 00:39:44,246 Everything I told her about Satellite Five, 660 00:39:44,248 --> 00:39:47,166 the pipes, the filters, she's reversing it. 661 00:39:47,166 --> 00:39:49,666 Look at that. It's getting hot. 662 00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:52,670 I said, terminate. 663 00:39:55,134 --> 00:39:57,634 Burn out her mind. 664 00:39:58,094 --> 00:40:00,387 Oh, no, you don't! 665 00:40:00,389 --> 00:40:03,068 You should've promoted me years back. 666 00:40:28,375 --> 00:40:30,376 She's venting the heat up here. 667 00:40:30,376 --> 00:40:32,586 The Jagrafess needs to stay cool, 668 00:40:32,588 --> 00:40:36,248 and now it's sitting on top of a volcano! (LAUGHS) 669 00:40:37,842 --> 00:40:39,052 (GROWLING) 670 00:40:39,052 --> 00:40:41,054 Yes, I'm trying, sir. 671 00:40:41,054 --> 00:40:43,931 But I don't know how she did it, it's impossible. 672 00:40:43,931 --> 00:40:46,431 A member of staff with an idea! 673 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,980 (SHRIEKING) 674 00:40:54,818 --> 00:40:57,318 - What do I do? - Flick the switch! 675 00:40:57,570 --> 00:41:00,070 (WHIRRING) 676 00:41:00,449 --> 00:41:02,699 (SHRIEKING) 677 00:41:02,701 --> 00:41:05,201 (ALARM BLARING) 678 00:41:11,418 --> 00:41:13,918 (SHRIEKING) 679 00:41:14,213 --> 00:41:16,505 Oi, mate! You want to bank on a certainty? 680 00:41:16,507 --> 00:41:18,507 Massive heat in a massive body, 681 00:41:18,509 --> 00:41:20,510 massive bang! 682 00:41:20,510 --> 00:41:22,177 See you in the headlines! 683 00:41:22,179 --> 00:41:24,679 (WHOOSHING) 684 00:41:28,351 --> 00:41:31,019 Actually, sir, if it's all the same to you, I think I'll resign. 685 00:41:31,021 --> 00:41:33,521 Bye, then. 686 00:41:35,067 --> 00:41:36,733 Let go of me! 687 00:41:36,735 --> 00:41:38,860 (RUMBLING) 688 00:41:38,862 --> 00:41:41,362 (CIRCUITS SCRAMBLING) 689 00:41:43,282 --> 00:41:45,782 (SHRIEKING) 690 00:41:45,994 --> 00:41:47,869 Let go of me! 691 00:41:47,871 --> 00:41:50,371 (GRUNTS) Let go of me! 692 00:41:52,501 --> 00:41:55,001 - (CREATURE GROWLING) - (SCREAMING) 693 00:42:13,313 --> 00:42:14,981 We're just gonna go. I hate tidying up. 694 00:42:14,981 --> 00:42:16,733 Too many questions. You'll manage. 695 00:42:16,733 --> 00:42:18,818 You'll have to stay and explain it. No one's gonna believe me. 696 00:42:18,818 --> 00:42:20,737 Well, they might start believing a lot of things now. 697 00:42:20,737 --> 00:42:23,280 Human race should accelerate. All back to normal. 698 00:42:23,282 --> 00:42:24,907 What about your friend? 699 00:42:24,907 --> 00:42:27,407 He's not my friend. 700 00:42:28,871 --> 00:42:30,704 Now, don't... 701 00:42:30,706 --> 00:42:33,206 I'm all right now. Much better. 702 00:42:33,916 --> 00:42:35,668 And I've got the key. Look, it's... 703 00:42:35,668 --> 00:42:37,170 And, well... 704 00:42:37,170 --> 00:42:40,300 It all worked out for the best, didn't it? 705 00:42:41,425 --> 00:42:46,085 You know, it's not actually my fault, because you were in charge. 706 00:42:48,556 --> 00:42:50,474 It's my house. I'm home. 707 00:42:50,476 --> 00:42:52,976 (CHUCKLES) Oh, my God, I'm home! 708 00:42:53,353 --> 00:42:56,355 Blimey. I thought you were gonna chuck me out of an airlock. 709 00:42:56,356 --> 00:42:58,648 Is there something else you want to tell me? 710 00:42:58,650 --> 00:43:01,150 No. Erm, what do you mean? 711 00:43:03,197 --> 00:43:04,697 The archive of Satellite Five. 712 00:43:04,697 --> 00:43:08,668 One second of that message could have changed the world. 713 00:43:11,454 --> 00:43:13,954 (WHIRRING) 714 00:43:15,708 --> 00:43:18,085 That's it, then. See ya. 715 00:43:18,085 --> 00:43:20,128 - How do you mean, "See ya"? - As in, goodbye. 716 00:43:20,130 --> 00:43:21,338 What about me? 717 00:43:21,340 --> 00:43:22,923 You can't just go. I've got my head. 718 00:43:22,925 --> 00:43:24,717 I've got a chip type two. My head opens. 719 00:43:24,717 --> 00:43:27,217 - What, like this? - (WHIRRS) 720 00:43:27,221 --> 00:43:28,471 Don't! 721 00:43:28,472 --> 00:43:30,972 Don't do what? 722 00:43:31,557 --> 00:43:33,893 Stop it! 723 00:43:33,893 --> 00:43:37,213 All right now, Doctor. That's enough. Stop it. 724 00:43:39,023 --> 00:43:41,150 Thank you. 725 00:43:41,150 --> 00:43:44,130 - Oi! - (CHUCKLES) Sorry, I couldn't resist. 726 00:43:44,237 --> 00:43:46,280 The whole of history could have changed because of you. 727 00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,572 I just wanted to help. 728 00:43:47,574 --> 00:43:48,782 You were helping yourself. 729 00:43:48,784 --> 00:43:52,369 And I'm sorry. And I've said I'm sorry, and I am, I really am. 730 00:43:52,371 --> 00:43:53,788 But you can't just leave me like this. 731 00:43:53,789 --> 00:43:57,250 Yes, I can. 'Cause if you show that head to anyone, they'll dissect you in seconds. 732 00:43:57,251 --> 00:43:59,751 You'll have to lead a very quiet life. Keep out of trouble. 733 00:43:59,753 --> 00:44:02,253 Be average. Unseen. Good luck. 734 00:44:02,255 --> 00:44:04,673 But I wanna come with you. 735 00:44:04,675 --> 00:44:06,175 I only take the best. 736 00:44:06,175 --> 00:44:08,675 I've got Rose. 737 00:44:08,929 --> 00:44:10,679 ADAM: Rose, Rose! 738 00:44:10,681 --> 00:44:13,099 - Oh, my God! - ADAM'S MUM: Who's that? 739 00:44:13,099 --> 00:44:15,934 - Geoff, is that you? - It's me, Mum. 740 00:44:16,018 --> 00:44:17,811 ADAM: Don't come in, wait there a minute. 741 00:44:17,813 --> 00:44:21,592 Oh, my Lord! You never told me you were coming home! 742 00:44:21,733 --> 00:44:24,443 ADAM'S MUM: Hold on, I’ll just take my coat off. 743 00:44:24,443 --> 00:44:25,987 I wish you'd told me you were coming home. 744 00:44:25,987 --> 00:44:27,780 Rose, take me with you. 745 00:44:27,780 --> 00:44:29,739 ADAM'S MUM: I would've got your favourite tea in. 746 00:44:29,740 --> 00:44:32,201 (THROBBING HUM) 747 00:44:32,202 --> 00:44:33,661 What's that noise? 748 00:44:33,661 --> 00:44:35,288 Have you left the back door open? 749 00:44:35,289 --> 00:44:37,081 Blimey, there's a draft. 750 00:44:37,081 --> 00:44:38,833 What a surprise! 751 00:44:38,833 --> 00:44:41,333 Oh, let me look at you. 752 00:44:41,795 --> 00:44:44,295 Ah, six months. 753 00:44:44,297 --> 00:44:47,048 It's like I saw you yesterday. Isn't it funny? 754 00:44:47,050 --> 00:44:48,509 - The time goes by like that. - (SNAPS) 755 00:44:48,510 --> 00:44:51,010 (HEAD WHIRRS) 756 00:44:55,349 --> 00:44:58,143 Your wish is my command, but be careful what you wish for. 757 00:44:58,144 --> 00:44:59,519 The day my father died. 758 00:44:59,521 --> 00:45:02,315 Thought it'd be all grim and stormy. It's just an ordinary day. 759 00:45:02,315 --> 00:45:03,983 Oh, God, this is it. 760 00:45:03,983 --> 00:45:05,525 He can't die on his own! 761 00:45:05,527 --> 00:45:07,027 (TIRES SCREECHING) 762 00:45:07,028 --> 00:45:09,528 Can I try again? 763 00:45:10,489 --> 00:45:12,074 Oh, gosh, this is it. 764 00:45:12,074 --> 00:45:14,574 Rose! No! 765 00:45:15,286 --> 00:45:17,663 I did it again, I picked another stupid ape! 766 00:45:17,664 --> 00:45:19,331 It's not like I've changed history. 767 00:45:19,333 --> 00:45:22,501 Rose, there's a man alive in the world who wasn't alive before. 768 00:45:22,501 --> 00:45:25,882 The whole world's different because he's alive! 769 00:45:26,797 --> 00:45:30,009 Time's been damaged, and they've come to sterilise the wound. 770 00:45:30,010 --> 00:45:32,302 Rose, get in the church! 771 00:45:32,304 --> 00:45:34,804 (SCREAMING)