1 00:00:08,283 --> 00:00:11,043 [TARDIS whooshes] 2 00:00:16,723 --> 00:00:20,123 {\an8}Oh, yes! We are in Wales! 3 00:00:20,203 --> 00:00:22,283 {\an8}- Spectacular! - What? How can you tell? 4 00:00:22,363 --> 00:00:24,083 {\an8}Oh! [sniffs] 5 00:00:24,163 --> 00:00:27,643 {\an8}That smell, that green, that coastline, Ruby. 6 00:00:27,723 --> 00:00:29,403 {\an8}- [giggles] - Oh! 7 00:00:29,483 --> 00:00:31,603 {\an8}The rocks and the water, it never ends. 8 00:00:31,683 --> 00:00:33,443 {\an8}The war between the land and the sea. 9 00:00:33,523 --> 00:00:35,283 {\an8}Oh, you know what? I've been to Wales twice. 10 00:00:35,363 --> 00:00:38,323 {\an8}- I went to see Shygirl in Cardiff. - Oh. 11 00:00:38,403 --> 00:00:41,523 {\an8}And then I went to Mumbles when I was about 16 because of a boy. 12 00:00:41,603 --> 00:00:43,883 {\an8}- I broke his heart, but there you go. - Oh, bless him. 13 00:00:43,963 --> 00:00:47,203 {\an8}Mind you, Roger ap Gwilliam, that's a bad example of the Welsh. 14 00:00:47,283 --> 00:00:48,283 {\an8}- Terrifying. - Oh, yeah? 15 00:00:48,363 --> 00:00:50,683 {\an8}The most dangerous prime minister in history. 16 00:00:50,763 --> 00:00:54,163 {\an8}He led the world to the brink of nuclear... 17 00:00:55,563 --> 00:00:57,163 {\an8}Wait, what year are you from? 18 00:00:57,243 --> 00:00:58,563 {\an8}2024. 19 00:00:58,643 --> 00:01:01,163 {\an8}Oh, yikes. Sorry. He was 2046. 20 00:01:01,243 --> 00:01:02,683 [giggles] Sorry, spoilers. 21 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:05,723 - Forget I said anything. - No, no, no. Tell me what happened. 22 00:01:06,243 --> 00:01:07,363 [bells tinkle] 23 00:01:08,803 --> 00:01:12,843 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What is this? 24 00:01:12,923 --> 00:01:14,523 [bells tinkle] 25 00:01:14,603 --> 00:01:17,843 Oh, it's a circle. Someone made this. 26 00:01:18,763 --> 00:01:21,443 I'm sorry, man. I am sorry. 27 00:01:22,163 --> 00:01:25,043 Aw. It looks like something made by children, doesn't it? 28 00:01:25,123 --> 00:01:27,643 Lucky charms and bird skulls. 29 00:01:29,043 --> 00:01:30,763 Hey, there's little messages. Look. 30 00:01:31,843 --> 00:01:34,883 "I miss you." That's all it says. 31 00:01:36,203 --> 00:01:40,203 [sighs] "Rest in peace, Mad Jack." 32 00:01:41,923 --> 00:01:43,603 [smacks lips] Aw, poor old Mad Jack. 33 00:01:43,683 --> 00:01:47,563 [inhales] Bless him, eh? Looks like some sort of memorial. 34 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:51,323 [wind whooshes] 35 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:54,643 [groans] All right, don't be doing that to me. 36 00:01:56,683 --> 00:01:58,363 [door rattles] 37 00:02:01,843 --> 00:02:02,923 [key rattles in lock] 38 00:02:03,443 --> 00:02:04,963 Hey, it's locked! 39 00:02:05,963 --> 00:02:07,603 You've locked it from the inside. 40 00:02:08,323 --> 00:02:09,603 Doctor. 41 00:02:12,443 --> 00:02:14,683 I hope you're not having a pee 'round the back. 42 00:02:17,523 --> 00:02:19,483 [smacks lips] Hmm... 43 00:02:19,563 --> 00:02:21,403 [sighs] 44 00:02:22,923 --> 00:02:26,763 [voices whispering] 45 00:02:27,483 --> 00:02:28,643 [inhales deeply] 46 00:02:29,243 --> 00:02:31,883 Hiya. Um, have you seen my friend? 47 00:02:31,963 --> 00:02:35,163 He was here. H-He's just, um... 48 00:02:39,923 --> 00:02:42,163 Can you just w-wait there? J... 49 00:02:46,563 --> 00:02:47,643 Okay. 50 00:02:51,403 --> 00:02:54,843 [sighs] Okay. Okay. 51 00:02:54,923 --> 00:02:56,843 [sighs] Very clever. 52 00:02:58,843 --> 00:03:00,203 Very clever. 53 00:03:05,323 --> 00:03:06,483 [sighs] 54 00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:09,083 Are you a part of this? 55 00:03:10,043 --> 00:03:12,803 What... What... What have you done? Did... Did you do this? 56 00:03:13,603 --> 00:03:15,083 Where is the Doctor? 57 00:03:15,163 --> 00:03:17,123 Where is he? What have you done to him? 58 00:03:26,243 --> 00:03:27,483 [sighs] 59 00:03:32,443 --> 00:03:33,483 [sighs] 60 00:03:45,083 --> 00:03:47,163 [breathes shakily] 61 00:03:59,403 --> 00:04:00,763 [sighs] 62 00:04:03,683 --> 00:04:05,403 [giggles] 63 00:04:26,643 --> 00:04:27,803 [sighs] 64 00:04:32,883 --> 00:04:34,243 - Hello there. - Ah. [laughs] 65 00:04:34,323 --> 00:04:37,163 Ooh, you must be mad. Is that all you're wearing? 66 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:42,483 Yeah, I got kind of caught. Um, the-the car broke down. 67 00:04:42,563 --> 00:04:43,803 - [hiker] Oh, no. - [sighs] 68 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:44,963 Oh, you poor thing. 69 00:04:45,043 --> 00:04:46,043 I know. What a day. 70 00:04:46,123 --> 00:04:48,003 Um, wh-where is that? 71 00:04:48,083 --> 00:04:49,603 Down there. What is it? 72 00:04:49,683 --> 00:04:53,563 Oh, that's Glyngatwg, if you'll forgive my pronunciation. 73 00:04:53,643 --> 00:04:54,643 Which they don't. 74 00:04:54,723 --> 00:04:57,243 I... I haven't met you before, have I? 75 00:04:58,083 --> 00:05:00,203 Well, I don't think so. Have you? 76 00:05:01,403 --> 00:05:03,683 Uh, no, that was a different... [stammers] 77 00:05:03,763 --> 00:05:05,083 Uh, sorry, could you help me? 78 00:05:05,163 --> 00:05:08,083 That, um, woman over there, do you see her? 79 00:05:08,163 --> 00:05:10,763 Of course I can. Who is she? 80 00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:14,683 Um, this is gonna sound a bit mad. [chuckles] 81 00:05:14,763 --> 00:05:16,683 But she's following me. 82 00:05:16,763 --> 00:05:19,443 I think I may have trespassed or something, 83 00:05:19,523 --> 00:05:21,763 I dunno, but could you just tell her I'm sorry? 84 00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:23,603 Sorry for what? 85 00:05:24,483 --> 00:05:25,643 Uh, I don't know. 86 00:05:26,843 --> 00:05:28,243 Have I walked into something? 87 00:05:28,323 --> 00:05:29,483 No, no, no, no. Sorry. 88 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:32,643 You're just going that way, so could you just tell her that I'm fine? 89 00:05:32,723 --> 00:05:34,203 She can go home. [chuckles] 90 00:05:34,283 --> 00:05:37,483 Well, I'm intrigued now, and it's no skin off my nose. 91 00:05:37,563 --> 00:05:41,603 But once that's done, get in the warm, both of you. 92 00:05:41,683 --> 00:05:43,483 Whatever little game this is. 93 00:05:44,763 --> 00:05:48,563 [gasps] Oh, could you ask her if she knows the Doctor? 94 00:05:49,163 --> 00:05:51,403 Oh, do you need a doctor? 95 00:05:51,483 --> 00:05:53,403 No, but can you just ask? 96 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:54,803 I'll try. 97 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:05,443 [speaks indistinctly] 98 00:06:10,803 --> 00:06:14,883 [voices whispering] 99 00:06:20,123 --> 00:06:23,283 - [gasps] - [hiker screaming] 100 00:06:43,963 --> 00:06:46,483 [footsteps approach] 101 00:06:46,563 --> 00:06:48,323 [sign creaking] 102 00:06:54,123 --> 00:06:56,243 [voices whispering] 103 00:06:58,163 --> 00:06:59,923 [thunder rumbles] 104 00:07:06,683 --> 00:07:08,683 - [breathes shakily] - [thunder rumbles] 105 00:07:09,643 --> 00:07:11,043 [pants] 106 00:07:11,123 --> 00:07:12,643 [faint TV chatter] 107 00:07:14,323 --> 00:07:15,963 State on you. 108 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:18,443 Who goes out in this without a coat? 109 00:07:20,403 --> 00:07:23,243 No, I've lost my things. 110 00:07:24,843 --> 00:07:26,603 [sighs] Sorry, it's kind of a long story. 111 00:07:26,683 --> 00:07:28,043 Is it? 112 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:34,483 Um, I-I... I don't suppose... [sighs] I'm a bit stuck. 113 00:07:34,563 --> 00:07:36,803 - Have you got a room for the night? - I have. 114 00:07:37,563 --> 00:07:39,083 65 quid. 115 00:07:39,963 --> 00:07:43,123 I haven't got anything in for breakfast, but I can do yoghurt and toast. 116 00:07:43,203 --> 00:07:45,163 Don't let her cook, for God's sake. 117 00:07:45,243 --> 00:07:46,883 - Shut it. - Don't let her cook. 118 00:07:46,963 --> 00:07:48,163 Uh, no, that's fine. 119 00:07:48,243 --> 00:07:49,203 [chuckles] 120 00:07:49,283 --> 00:07:51,963 I haven't got any cash on me. C-C-Can I pay on my phone? 121 00:07:52,043 --> 00:07:53,043 Can you what? 122 00:07:53,803 --> 00:07:55,763 Can I pay with my phone? 123 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:58,603 Pay with your phone? 124 00:07:58,683 --> 00:07:59,843 Yeah. 125 00:08:00,843 --> 00:08:02,683 How do you pay with your phone? 126 00:08:02,763 --> 00:08:04,963 Oh, well, it's sort of like online banking, 127 00:08:05,043 --> 00:08:08,083 but the phone can transfer money from my account into... 128 00:08:10,283 --> 00:08:12,603 Yes, you can pay with your phone. 129 00:08:14,843 --> 00:08:17,963 Oh. Sorry. Thank you. [giggles] 130 00:08:18,043 --> 00:08:20,683 We're not quite the Dark Ages, young lady. 131 00:08:20,763 --> 00:08:21,763 Despite what they say. 132 00:08:22,483 --> 00:08:25,003 Well, apparently, next week we're getting Christianity. 133 00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:26,963 - [patrons laugh] - Throw 'em to the lions. 134 00:08:27,683 --> 00:08:30,523 Throw them to the lions and watch them getting eaten alive. 135 00:08:30,603 --> 00:08:33,203 With-With great big teeth and the blood and things. 136 00:08:33,283 --> 00:08:34,163 Drink? 137 00:08:34,843 --> 00:08:39,763 Yeah, I... I'll... I'll have, um... [sighs] No, I'll just have a Coke. 138 00:08:39,843 --> 00:08:41,643 Last of the big spenders. 139 00:08:42,243 --> 00:08:43,763 [sighs] 140 00:08:43,843 --> 00:08:46,363 - [wind blowing] - [fire crackling] 141 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:51,763 'Ey, do... do you mind if I ask, that woman out there, can you see her? 142 00:08:55,283 --> 00:08:57,123 Oh, she must be bloody freezing, mun. 143 00:08:58,603 --> 00:08:59,963 Do you know who she is? 144 00:09:00,043 --> 00:09:01,963 I've never seen her. Why? Who is she? 145 00:09:02,043 --> 00:09:03,763 I don't know. [sighs] 146 00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:07,683 I rather think, in this sort of weather, you should try asking her in. 147 00:09:07,763 --> 00:09:09,683 Oh, no, no. She's... She's not with me. 148 00:09:09,763 --> 00:09:12,443 She's just following me. 149 00:09:13,723 --> 00:09:14,843 What for? 150 00:09:14,923 --> 00:09:16,083 [Ruby] I don't know. 151 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:19,043 But she's definitely following you? 152 00:09:19,803 --> 00:09:21,603 Well, yeah, I think so. Yeah. 153 00:09:24,443 --> 00:09:25,443 Five quid. 154 00:09:26,523 --> 00:09:27,523 How much? 155 00:09:27,603 --> 00:09:29,283 - Five quid. - [sighs] 156 00:09:29,963 --> 00:09:32,203 Pardon me for stating the obvious, 157 00:09:32,283 --> 00:09:36,043 but if there's a woman following you, have you tried asking her why? 158 00:09:39,763 --> 00:09:41,723 - No. - Oh, my God! 159 00:09:41,803 --> 00:09:44,083 I'll ask her now. I'm off home for my tea. 160 00:09:45,923 --> 00:09:47,483 I'll send her in for a pie and a pint. 161 00:09:47,563 --> 00:09:50,123 - Hey, you can pay on your magic phone. - [both laugh] 162 00:09:50,203 --> 00:09:52,243 - All right. Night, girls. - Night then, Josh. 163 00:09:52,323 --> 00:09:53,403 Safely home. 164 00:09:57,203 --> 00:10:00,683 Um, could you ask her... [stammers] 165 00:10:00,763 --> 00:10:03,603 There was a friend of mine in a yellow duffel coat. 166 00:10:03,683 --> 00:10:06,483 Could you just ask her if she's seen him? 167 00:10:07,483 --> 00:10:08,883 Black guy, 5'10". 168 00:10:08,963 --> 00:10:10,043 Yeah, I'll give it a go. 169 00:10:10,723 --> 00:10:11,643 Cheerio, then. 170 00:10:11,723 --> 00:10:13,243 [owner] See you tomorrow, Josh. 171 00:10:13,323 --> 00:10:15,683 [thunder rumbles] 172 00:10:18,403 --> 00:10:19,483 [sighs] 173 00:10:21,723 --> 00:10:23,363 [sighs] 174 00:10:23,443 --> 00:10:24,923 Following's the wrong word 175 00:10:26,203 --> 00:10:29,283 because she doesn't approach. 176 00:10:29,843 --> 00:10:33,923 She comes so far, and it's like she stays away, 177 00:10:35,443 --> 00:10:36,723 never comes any closer. 178 00:10:39,563 --> 00:10:43,323 I can't think of a synonym for keeping your distance. 179 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:46,763 I suppose to coin a new word, 180 00:10:46,843 --> 00:10:52,043 in Latin, it would be semperdistans, always distant. 181 00:10:53,003 --> 00:10:55,203 She's semperdistans to you. 182 00:10:59,323 --> 00:11:01,483 [Josh screaming] 183 00:11:01,563 --> 00:11:03,123 Oh, my God. Josh is running. 184 00:11:03,203 --> 00:11:04,683 It's his wife shouting at him. 185 00:11:04,763 --> 00:11:08,563 No, really though. He's running. He saw that woman, and he ran away. 186 00:11:08,643 --> 00:11:11,483 He ran away like the devil was on his bum. 187 00:11:11,563 --> 00:11:13,883 - [chuckles] What'd she say to him? - I-I don't know. 188 00:11:13,963 --> 00:11:15,123 - Who is she? - I don't know! 189 00:11:15,203 --> 00:11:17,483 [older patron] It seems that Josh is semperdistans. 190 00:11:20,523 --> 00:11:23,843 [Ruby] I wonder... [sighs] I thought... 191 00:11:24,843 --> 00:11:26,523 See, I was with my friend, 192 00:11:27,283 --> 00:11:31,763 and we walked into this thing up on the clifftops. 193 00:11:31,843 --> 00:11:35,163 Like, a circle of cotton, 194 00:11:35,243 --> 00:11:40,123 little toy things, like charms and skulls of birds. 195 00:11:40,203 --> 00:11:45,003 I... Just, like, a witchcraft sort of thing. 196 00:11:46,003 --> 00:11:47,683 [TV chatter stops] 197 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,443 What you mean cotton? 198 00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:54,363 Like strands with these things. 199 00:11:54,443 --> 00:11:57,123 Witchcraft is a very strong word. 200 00:11:57,203 --> 00:12:00,883 No, no, no, no. I did not mean witchcraft. I just meant it's like... 201 00:12:00,963 --> 00:12:02,283 Where was it? 202 00:12:02,363 --> 00:12:04,043 Up on the cliffs, a couple miles that way. 203 00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:06,363 It's what they call a fairy circle. 204 00:12:06,443 --> 00:12:08,083 [laughs] You can ask him about that. 205 00:12:08,163 --> 00:12:09,523 Shut your face. 206 00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:13,883 When you say you walked into it, did you break it? 207 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:18,803 Well, it... [sighs] Yeah. 208 00:12:18,883 --> 00:12:20,843 Uh, no. But it was by mistake. 209 00:12:20,923 --> 00:12:24,083 I mean, it's not magic, is it? [chuckles] 210 00:12:24,163 --> 00:12:25,523 [older patron] Is it not? 211 00:12:26,243 --> 00:12:30,163 The clifftops are a boundary between the land and the sea. 212 00:12:30,763 --> 00:12:35,323 A liminal space, neither here nor there, where rules are suspended. 213 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:38,323 And then there's the blood. 214 00:12:40,883 --> 00:12:42,443 What... What blood? 215 00:12:42,523 --> 00:12:47,403 Do you know why Wales has so many picturesque little castles? 216 00:12:48,883 --> 00:12:49,923 No. 217 00:12:50,483 --> 00:12:55,363 They were torture centres set up by the English to rule with fear. 218 00:12:55,443 --> 00:12:56,803 Steeped in blood, we are. 219 00:12:56,883 --> 00:12:58,203 [young patron] Tons of blood. 220 00:12:58,283 --> 00:12:59,203 [gasps] 221 00:12:59,283 --> 00:13:02,163 This land is a powerful place. 222 00:13:02,243 --> 00:13:05,843 It's said that he walks through the gaps. 223 00:13:05,923 --> 00:13:07,443 The spiteful one. 224 00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:09,323 No, but it was by accident. 225 00:13:09,403 --> 00:13:11,123 My friend... [sighs] 226 00:13:11,203 --> 00:13:14,523 He would never disrespect a circle or do anything like that. 227 00:13:14,603 --> 00:13:17,843 And I walked away as soon as it said "rest in peace". 228 00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:18,923 What did? 229 00:13:19,003 --> 00:13:21,603 The messages. The little scrolls. 230 00:13:21,683 --> 00:13:23,803 - You read them? - J-Just a couple. 231 00:13:23,883 --> 00:13:25,243 You opened them and read them? 232 00:13:25,323 --> 00:13:26,403 Why did you do that? 233 00:13:26,483 --> 00:13:28,203 Well, they were there! 234 00:13:28,283 --> 00:13:32,643 I think whatever spell was cast in this circle is now broken. 235 00:13:33,243 --> 00:13:34,363 What else did they say? 236 00:13:34,443 --> 00:13:36,003 - It was just, um... - What else did they say? 237 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,043 O-One said, "Rest in peace." 238 00:13:39,043 --> 00:13:41,283 - "Rest in peace, Mad Jack." - [both gasp] 239 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:43,883 - [thunderclaps] - Oh, my God. 240 00:13:43,963 --> 00:13:47,243 I think, perhaps, that wasn't wise. 241 00:13:47,323 --> 00:13:49,763 No, I-I just thought it was someone's dog or something. 242 00:13:49,843 --> 00:13:52,003 [scoffs] Say that to Mad Jack's face. 243 00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:54,003 - [Ruby] Why? Who was he? - He was insane. 244 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,283 And he's dead! 245 00:13:55,363 --> 00:13:57,003 But now she's broken the circle. 246 00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:58,163 Yeah, but what does that mean? 247 00:13:58,243 --> 00:14:00,083 [older patron] The charm was very clear. 248 00:14:01,003 --> 00:14:03,923 Binding his soul to rest in peace. 249 00:14:04,003 --> 00:14:06,363 Semperdistans to keep him away. 250 00:14:06,443 --> 00:14:08,603 But now you've broken it. 251 00:14:09,923 --> 00:14:13,003 And if that woman outside is his herald, 252 00:14:13,803 --> 00:14:18,403 that means Mad Jack is unbound. 253 00:14:20,003 --> 00:14:22,323 - [pounding at door] - Oh, don't. [breathes heavily] 254 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:25,203 He'd kill me. He would kill me! 255 00:14:25,283 --> 00:14:27,403 I'm the one he'd kill first, and you know why, don't you? 256 00:14:27,483 --> 00:14:29,043 What the hell have you done? 257 00:14:29,123 --> 00:14:32,203 - No, that's just someone at the door. - [pounding continues] 258 00:14:32,283 --> 00:14:35,483 No, no, no. But he'd go home! He wouldn't have come here. He'd go home! 259 00:14:35,563 --> 00:14:38,603 There's no home to go to, you idiot. Not anymore. 260 00:14:38,683 --> 00:14:40,163 He drank in this pub. 261 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,403 He called this place home. 262 00:14:42,483 --> 00:14:44,203 That is not Mad Jack out there! 263 00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:45,883 Then answer the door. 264 00:14:45,963 --> 00:14:48,563 - [thunderclaps] - [pounding on door] 265 00:14:50,043 --> 00:14:52,923 - [slow pounding] - [owner] It's him. It's him. 266 00:14:53,003 --> 00:14:54,803 Oh, my God. It's him. 267 00:14:56,203 --> 00:14:57,643 Hurry up. I've got my hands full. 268 00:14:57,723 --> 00:14:59,323 [patrons laughing] 269 00:14:59,403 --> 00:15:01,323 You've got enough pasties here to last two weeks! 270 00:15:01,403 --> 00:15:02,563 [laughing continues] 271 00:15:02,643 --> 00:15:04,363 Get 'em in the freezer fast. 272 00:15:04,443 --> 00:15:06,523 - [laughing continues] - What's so funny? 273 00:15:06,603 --> 00:15:08,403 Her face! Oh, my God, her face. 274 00:15:08,483 --> 00:15:10,843 - [all laughing] - [young patron] Best one yet, that was. 275 00:15:10,923 --> 00:15:12,403 His herald, I loved that bit. 276 00:15:13,243 --> 00:15:16,203 It's racist, my dear, to be blunt. 277 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:19,203 People come from outside, they think we're all witches and druids. 278 00:15:19,283 --> 00:15:23,043 For God's sake, child, you walked into a piece of string. 279 00:15:23,603 --> 00:15:25,443 Can I stand you a pint, Eddie? 280 00:15:25,523 --> 00:15:27,083 Don't mind if I do. 281 00:15:28,363 --> 00:15:30,843 [laughing continues] 282 00:15:32,363 --> 00:15:35,643 - [laughs echoing] - [thunder rumbles] 283 00:15:36,643 --> 00:15:38,323 [birds tweeting] 284 00:15:47,723 --> 00:15:48,923 [spoon clinks] 285 00:15:53,683 --> 00:15:55,243 Got those spare. 286 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,723 I'll have them back, mind. 287 00:15:59,643 --> 00:16:00,643 [sighs] 288 00:16:04,123 --> 00:16:05,483 [sighs] 289 00:16:12,883 --> 00:16:14,203 [whoosh] 290 00:16:14,963 --> 00:16:15,963 I said to Josh... 291 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,603 I said, "We haven't seen you." He said, "I'm never coming back." 292 00:16:18,683 --> 00:16:21,963 I said, "Why?" And he said, "Ask her." So, I'm asking you, why? 293 00:16:22,723 --> 00:16:26,003 I think he meant ask her. 294 00:16:29,123 --> 00:16:34,723 Well, I made it very clear to Josh you will be packing and going. 295 00:16:35,963 --> 00:16:38,243 And we won't see you again as of today. 296 00:16:38,803 --> 00:16:40,203 Is that understood? 297 00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,963 Look, maybe I should just go home. 298 00:16:58,003 --> 00:17:00,603 I haven't even known you for that long anyway, but... 299 00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:04,163 You know, maybe t-this... this is what you do. 300 00:17:05,003 --> 00:17:06,083 [sighs] 301 00:17:08,003 --> 00:17:11,443 But if you come back... [chuckles] 302 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:15,003 ...I would love to see you again. 303 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:18,763 God, I-I-I'd just absolutely love it. 304 00:17:21,603 --> 00:17:23,203 [whispers] Okay. 305 00:17:25,163 --> 00:17:26,563 Bye-bye. [chuckles] 306 00:17:29,043 --> 00:17:30,363 [sighs] 307 00:17:31,003 --> 00:17:32,763 I'm going now! 308 00:17:33,643 --> 00:17:35,363 Okay? 309 00:17:35,443 --> 00:17:37,243 You win! 310 00:17:39,483 --> 00:17:40,483 [sighs] 311 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:46,723 [train announcer] This is the Great Western Railway service 312 00:17:46,803 --> 00:17:48,083 to London Paddington. 313 00:18:01,003 --> 00:18:03,683 [reggae music playing] 314 00:18:03,763 --> 00:18:06,363 - [sighs, laughs] - Here she is, here she is, here she is. 315 00:18:06,443 --> 00:18:08,923 - All safe and sound. [sighs] - Love you. 316 00:18:09,003 --> 00:18:10,003 She's back! 317 00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:14,563 I told her that man was no good with his box of magic tricks! 318 00:18:15,283 --> 00:18:17,483 Some kind of guzum. 319 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:20,083 Maybe the Doctor went inside his box and... 320 00:18:20,763 --> 00:18:21,923 That's what men do. 321 00:18:22,443 --> 00:18:24,763 They go into their sheds and they potter. 322 00:18:25,523 --> 00:18:29,603 They have train sets and hobbies, and things women should never know about. 323 00:18:30,323 --> 00:18:31,763 I mean, I don't know. 324 00:18:31,843 --> 00:18:34,803 I've never had a garden. Never had a shed. 325 00:18:34,883 --> 00:18:35,963 I've never had a man. 326 00:18:36,043 --> 00:18:37,443 But that's what they say. 327 00:18:37,523 --> 00:18:41,083 And your intergalactic nutcase is doing it on a cosmic scale. 328 00:18:41,643 --> 00:18:45,843 But he's still, essentially, inside his shed pottering. 329 00:18:46,443 --> 00:18:47,683 He must be! 330 00:18:47,763 --> 00:18:49,123 [kettle boiling] 331 00:18:49,203 --> 00:18:52,043 Look, I-I didn't tell you everything. 332 00:18:55,563 --> 00:18:57,083 There's this woman. [sighs] 333 00:19:01,323 --> 00:19:02,763 This is what we'll do! 334 00:19:03,323 --> 00:19:06,523 If I can approach her, then I'll phone you. 335 00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,523 I'll walk up to her like this. 336 00:19:09,243 --> 00:19:11,563 - Hello? - [phone rings] 337 00:19:12,483 --> 00:19:14,563 - Hi. - Then I can talk to her. 338 00:19:14,643 --> 00:19:16,723 - Then you can hear what she's got to say. - No, I've told you. 339 00:19:16,803 --> 00:19:18,963 Everyone she talks to, they just run away. 340 00:19:19,043 --> 00:19:21,243 Yes, but Welsh people. 341 00:19:22,003 --> 00:19:24,723 Trust me, darling. It's a plan. 342 00:19:24,803 --> 00:19:27,523 All right. Well, just be careful! Okay. 343 00:19:28,203 --> 00:19:30,123 Having a nice time? 344 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,523 Yeah, I'm just speaking to... 345 00:19:32,603 --> 00:19:37,163 You're standing in the street on the phone to your own mother? 346 00:19:37,763 --> 00:19:38,923 [stammers] Yeah. 347 00:19:41,563 --> 00:19:42,923 Nothing to do with me. 348 00:19:46,163 --> 00:19:48,003 Mum, what does she look like? 349 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,683 [Carla] She looks like what she looks like. 350 00:19:51,883 --> 00:19:52,883 What does that mean? 351 00:19:53,963 --> 00:19:55,763 She looks like what she is. 352 00:19:56,523 --> 00:19:59,203 Mum, what's she saying? I can't... [sighs] I can't quite hear. 353 00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:01,923 - [static crackles on phone] - What's she saying? 354 00:20:02,003 --> 00:20:03,363 Mum? 355 00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:06,763 Mum, whatever she's saying just don't... No, Mum! 356 00:20:06,843 --> 00:20:08,363 Mum, don't listen to her! 357 00:20:08,443 --> 00:20:10,563 - Please, don't do this to me. Mum! - [screams] 358 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:13,003 - Mum, don't do this to me. Mum! - [Carla screaming] 359 00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:14,083 Mum! 360 00:20:15,763 --> 00:20:17,563 Mum, please! Just stop! 361 00:20:18,563 --> 00:20:21,283 Mum? [pants] 362 00:20:40,203 --> 00:20:43,243 [low whirring] 363 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:47,443 [distorted] Mum! Mum, please! 364 00:20:49,403 --> 00:20:53,563 [sobbing] 365 00:20:57,763 --> 00:21:00,283 [sobbing] 366 00:21:06,363 --> 00:21:09,443 She run away? What did you say to her? 367 00:21:09,523 --> 00:21:11,803 What? It wasn't me. It was the woman. 368 00:21:11,883 --> 00:21:12,883 Mum, phone me back. 369 00:21:12,963 --> 00:21:16,203 Just... [huffs] Just tell me what she said. Just talk to me, okay? 370 00:21:16,283 --> 00:21:17,803 Just please phone me back. 371 00:21:17,883 --> 00:21:19,683 Look, I don't care if you're on answerphone. 372 00:21:19,763 --> 00:21:22,123 [scoffs] I will keep calling a hundred times a day. 373 00:21:22,203 --> 00:21:23,683 And you've got to come home. 374 00:21:23,763 --> 00:21:26,443 Come on, Mum. Gran is calling you everything. 375 00:21:26,523 --> 00:21:30,603 ...and if you do come home, I'll make that shepherd's pie, yeah? 376 00:21:30,683 --> 00:21:33,163 The one we saw on Saturday Kitchen with the cheese, 377 00:21:33,243 --> 00:21:35,523 and we can sit down and just pretend that... 378 00:21:36,443 --> 00:21:37,443 Hang on. 379 00:21:38,603 --> 00:21:39,963 [sighs] 380 00:21:40,043 --> 00:21:41,043 [door rattles] 381 00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:43,123 Oh, no, you did not. 382 00:21:44,323 --> 00:21:47,363 Mum! Mum, can you hear me? 383 00:21:48,043 --> 00:21:51,123 Gran? Gran, are you in there? 384 00:21:51,203 --> 00:21:53,603 Come on. You can't change the locks on me! Come on! 385 00:21:53,683 --> 00:21:55,163 [echoing] Mum! 386 00:21:56,163 --> 00:21:58,683 [Carla] I won't ask you again, Ruby. 387 00:21:59,643 --> 00:22:02,643 Please stop calling and go away. 388 00:22:03,683 --> 00:22:05,163 But I'm your daughter. 389 00:22:05,723 --> 00:22:08,643 Well, except you're not. 390 00:22:09,163 --> 00:22:10,243 Are you? 391 00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:13,283 Even your real mother didn't want you. 392 00:22:48,843 --> 00:22:51,403 I take it that's the woman behind me, is that right? 393 00:22:52,443 --> 00:22:53,923 - Yes. [sighs] - Good. 394 00:22:54,003 --> 00:22:55,643 Well, just look at me instead. 395 00:22:56,203 --> 00:22:59,363 I'm Kate Lethbridge-Stewart, and I think I can help. 396 00:23:00,043 --> 00:23:01,043 [sighs] 397 00:23:01,963 --> 00:23:03,643 [Ruby] Yeah, and that was over a year ago. 398 00:23:03,723 --> 00:23:06,803 She's put an injunction out against me, my own mother. 399 00:23:06,883 --> 00:23:08,323 I thought about going back to Manchester, 400 00:23:08,403 --> 00:23:12,003 but I don't want to leave, you know, just in case. 401 00:23:12,083 --> 00:23:14,323 And I've got this rubbish job at Kleinermann's to make ends meet. 402 00:23:14,403 --> 00:23:16,723 - [chuckles] - Well, I think we can help with that. 403 00:23:16,803 --> 00:23:19,803 We have a tradition of helping the Doctor's former companions 404 00:23:19,883 --> 00:23:23,083 once they return to a normal life. 405 00:23:23,163 --> 00:23:25,403 No, I-I was hardly with him really. 406 00:23:25,483 --> 00:23:28,523 - But it felt like a lifetime? - Yeah. 407 00:23:28,603 --> 00:23:31,083 Well, we're the Unified Intelligence Taskforce 408 00:23:31,163 --> 00:23:33,243 created to investigate the extraterrestrial. 409 00:23:33,323 --> 00:23:35,843 And, more and more, the supernatural. 410 00:23:36,563 --> 00:23:38,843 Things seem to be turning that way these days. 411 00:23:39,523 --> 00:23:41,123 And you work with the Doctor? 412 00:23:41,203 --> 00:23:44,123 With him, despite him, against him sometimes. 413 00:23:44,203 --> 00:23:45,203 And I adore him. 414 00:23:45,283 --> 00:23:46,363 [chuckles] 415 00:23:46,443 --> 00:23:48,443 I can only say that now he's not here. 416 00:23:48,523 --> 00:23:50,443 Oh, no, I... I won't say a word. 417 00:23:50,523 --> 00:23:52,283 I wish you'd got in touch with us sooner. 418 00:23:52,363 --> 00:23:54,763 We thought the Doctor was... was silent. 419 00:23:54,843 --> 00:23:57,683 Oh, I know. I keep wondering how the world survives without him. 420 00:23:57,763 --> 00:23:59,203 Well, that's classified. 421 00:23:59,283 --> 00:24:01,163 I think I can say, skin of our teeth. 422 00:24:01,843 --> 00:24:05,963 Although, I think this timeline might be suspended along your event. 423 00:24:06,643 --> 00:24:09,403 - I'm glad we found you. - Oh, my... [sighs] So am I. [chuckles] 424 00:24:09,483 --> 00:24:11,083 And you can take us to the TARDIS? 425 00:24:11,163 --> 00:24:13,603 Yeah, it's just sitting there. 426 00:24:13,683 --> 00:24:15,763 I'm actually surprised no one's reported it, really. 427 00:24:15,843 --> 00:24:17,003 It has a perception filter. 428 00:24:17,083 --> 00:24:19,243 People notice it, but sort of... sort of don't. 429 00:24:19,323 --> 00:24:20,323 Mmm. 430 00:24:20,403 --> 00:24:22,363 [stammers] I wonder if it's connected. 431 00:24:22,443 --> 00:24:26,763 If... If landing a perception filter on top of that circle has affected things. 432 00:24:26,843 --> 00:24:27,963 Huh. 433 00:24:29,603 --> 00:24:32,563 Well, maybe. 'Cause she... she has a perception thing. 434 00:24:33,323 --> 00:24:35,283 - Huh. - Like, no one at work has complained 435 00:24:35,363 --> 00:24:37,483 about the old woman stood outside every day. 436 00:24:37,563 --> 00:24:39,883 It's like they see her, but they don't notice her. 437 00:24:39,963 --> 00:24:42,443 'Ey, I once positioned her right in front of a police car, 438 00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:43,643 and they drove right around her. 439 00:24:43,723 --> 00:24:45,323 And if you sit in a room with no windows? 440 00:24:45,403 --> 00:24:48,043 No, I can't see her. But I know she's there. 441 00:24:48,123 --> 00:24:51,083 Seventy-three yards. I have measured it a hundred times. 442 00:24:51,163 --> 00:24:53,723 I have measured it a thousand times. It's 73 yards. 443 00:24:53,803 --> 00:24:55,763 - But if you went on a plane? - Or a boat. 444 00:24:55,843 --> 00:24:57,323 Yeah, I know, I know. [inhales] 445 00:24:57,403 --> 00:24:58,643 But I don't. [sighs] 446 00:24:58,723 --> 00:25:04,563 'Cause I keep thinking if I cut her off, I might die 447 00:25:05,883 --> 00:25:06,883 or she might die. 448 00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:08,963 I... I don't know. Does that sound mad? [chuckles] 449 00:25:09,923 --> 00:25:12,043 - Sounds wise. - Mm-hmm. 450 00:25:12,123 --> 00:25:13,683 It's what we do, all of us. 451 00:25:13,763 --> 00:25:18,723 We see something inexplicable and invent the rules to make it work. 452 00:25:18,803 --> 00:25:21,043 Mankind saw the sunrise and created God. 453 00:25:21,123 --> 00:25:24,163 Or we saw the arrival of a Sontaran, one or the other. 454 00:25:24,243 --> 00:25:25,723 - [Ruby chuckles] - [phone dings] 455 00:25:27,883 --> 00:25:31,403 And I can confirm. Our scan says 73 yards exactly. 456 00:25:31,483 --> 00:25:33,603 I hope you don't mind. I didn't come alone. 457 00:25:38,763 --> 00:25:40,323 Don't worry. You're quite safe. 458 00:25:40,403 --> 00:25:42,923 [stammers] No, no. That's great. That's fine. 459 00:25:43,003 --> 00:25:46,163 We photographed her. But this is the only image we can get. 460 00:25:46,243 --> 00:25:48,763 Oh, I know. I bought the most expensive camera, 461 00:25:48,843 --> 00:25:50,803 and I still couldn't zoom in on her face. 462 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:53,323 Well, our equipment is a bit more sophisticated, and yet 463 00:25:53,403 --> 00:25:57,723 she only registers from the point of view of an average person's 20/20 eyesight 464 00:25:57,803 --> 00:26:00,643 from 73 yards, 219 feet, 465 00:26:00,723 --> 00:26:02,923 - 66.7 metres. - [Ruby] 66.7 metres. 466 00:26:03,003 --> 00:26:06,363 - But it proves you're not going mad. - [laughs] Thank you. 467 00:26:06,443 --> 00:26:08,283 Well, there's only one more option. 468 00:26:08,363 --> 00:26:09,763 Let's bring her in. 469 00:26:09,843 --> 00:26:11,403 [Ruby] Oh, but she won't... 470 00:26:11,483 --> 00:26:14,963 If you talk to her, she... I don't know, she does something. 471 00:26:15,043 --> 00:26:16,923 My staff have full psychic training. 472 00:26:17,003 --> 00:26:19,843 We have telepathic dampeners, mesmeric shielding, 473 00:26:19,923 --> 00:26:22,563 and necklaces of silver and salt in case of witchcraft. 474 00:26:22,643 --> 00:26:25,563 - Don't worry. You're with experts now. - [chuckles] Phew. 475 00:26:25,643 --> 00:26:26,523 Go, go, go! 476 00:26:26,603 --> 00:26:29,283 - [rifle clicks] - [unit member] Initiate target approach. 477 00:26:31,843 --> 00:26:32,963 [clamouring] 478 00:26:34,003 --> 00:26:35,883 Do not talk to her. Do not look her in the eyes. 479 00:26:35,963 --> 00:26:38,323 Do not engage with her in any way. Just bring her in. 480 00:26:39,683 --> 00:26:42,803 [voice exhaling] 481 00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:45,003 [voice gasps] 482 00:26:45,523 --> 00:26:47,403 I said, "Do not engage!" 483 00:26:48,403 --> 00:26:49,763 No, Kate. 484 00:26:49,843 --> 00:26:51,883 [fading] No, Kate, what's she saying? 485 00:26:51,963 --> 00:26:54,203 [Ruby's voice fades] 486 00:27:01,043 --> 00:27:02,203 Disengage. 487 00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:04,723 [sighs] 488 00:27:06,563 --> 00:27:08,363 Kate. No, Kate, you can't leave. 489 00:27:08,443 --> 00:27:11,403 Kate! Kate, please don't go. Kate! 490 00:27:11,483 --> 00:27:13,483 [UNIT radios beeping, static] 491 00:27:16,203 --> 00:27:18,123 Kate, wait! Kate! 492 00:27:20,803 --> 00:27:22,123 All right. 493 00:27:22,203 --> 00:27:23,723 All right, all right, all right! 494 00:27:23,803 --> 00:27:25,643 - [sighs] - Oi! Do you mind? 495 00:27:25,723 --> 00:27:28,923 Yeah, I said, "All right!" [sighs] 496 00:27:31,843 --> 00:27:34,683 [sirens wailing] 497 00:27:34,763 --> 00:27:37,243 ["Watch Me" playing] 498 00:27:43,483 --> 00:27:45,523 [date 1] You know what? I'm not complaining. 499 00:27:45,603 --> 00:27:50,363 But I say let's go away. Let's go to New York, and you say no. 500 00:27:51,363 --> 00:27:53,083 So, I keep thinking... 501 00:27:53,163 --> 00:27:56,483 I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I've got to ask. 502 00:27:56,563 --> 00:27:58,683 [singer vocalising] 503 00:27:58,763 --> 00:28:00,203 Is there someone else? 504 00:28:06,723 --> 00:28:09,443 [vocalising continues] 505 00:28:09,523 --> 00:28:10,643 [siren wailing] 506 00:28:10,723 --> 00:28:12,803 [date 2] It's just, sometimes, I get the impression 507 00:28:12,883 --> 00:28:13,963 you're not really listening, 508 00:28:14,043 --> 00:28:16,283 like you're drifting off thinking of something else. 509 00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:18,243 ♪ Watch me when you call my name ♪ 510 00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:19,683 Well, like now, to be honest. 511 00:28:19,763 --> 00:28:21,763 ♪ See me sparkle ♪ 512 00:28:22,643 --> 00:28:24,163 ♪ See me flame ♪ 513 00:28:26,043 --> 00:28:27,483 Mmm. 514 00:28:27,563 --> 00:28:30,403 [date 3] The thing is, I know you've had a tough time. 515 00:28:31,323 --> 00:28:33,483 That whole thing with your mother is weird... 516 00:28:33,563 --> 00:28:37,243 [fading] ...okay, but it's hard for me sometimes, you know? 517 00:28:37,323 --> 00:28:38,363 [voice fades] 518 00:28:38,443 --> 00:28:41,363 {\an8}[mediator] Thank you. And what's your take on this, Roger ap Gwilliam? 519 00:28:41,443 --> 00:28:43,883 {\an8}Well, no public school for me. I've done hard work. 520 00:28:44,403 --> 00:28:47,643 {\an8}I started off as a pizza delivery boy. 521 00:28:47,723 --> 00:28:49,883 {\an8}I worked on a fruit stall in Swansea Market. 522 00:28:49,963 --> 00:28:53,883 Hospital porter, the steel mills, security guard. 523 00:28:53,963 --> 00:28:55,883 {\an8}I was a jack of all trades. 524 00:28:55,963 --> 00:28:57,683 {\an8}"Mad Jack" they used to call me. 525 00:28:58,323 --> 00:28:59,763 Mad Jack. 526 00:29:00,843 --> 00:29:04,403 Roger ap Gwilliam, that's a bad example of the Welsh. Terrifying. 527 00:29:04,483 --> 00:29:07,363 The most dangerous prime minister in history. 528 00:29:07,443 --> 00:29:11,363 [date 3] Even in bed, it's like you're always a distance away. 529 00:29:12,043 --> 00:29:14,603 Semperdistans is the word. 530 00:29:15,843 --> 00:29:20,443 Look, you were sweet, and this was... Oh, this was nice, yeah? 531 00:29:20,523 --> 00:29:24,403 But you were right. It was never gonna work, and that is my fault. 532 00:29:24,483 --> 00:29:27,203 E-Except for the bed thing. 533 00:29:27,283 --> 00:29:30,563 'Cause that... [chuckles] That really was you. 534 00:29:30,643 --> 00:29:35,763 But it has taken me all this time to realise what I'm here to do. 535 00:29:36,843 --> 00:29:37,923 Which is what? 536 00:29:38,523 --> 00:29:40,083 I'm gonna save the world. 537 00:29:40,163 --> 00:29:42,843 [singer vocalising] 538 00:29:42,923 --> 00:29:44,923 [laughs] See ya! 539 00:29:46,003 --> 00:29:48,323 [vocalising continues] 540 00:29:49,603 --> 00:29:52,843 Come on. We've got work to do. 541 00:29:53,363 --> 00:29:55,043 [vocalising continues] 542 00:29:55,123 --> 00:29:56,363 [song stops] 543 00:29:57,843 --> 00:29:59,843 - [singer scatting] - [song resumes] 544 00:30:04,323 --> 00:30:05,923 [song fades out] 545 00:30:14,523 --> 00:30:17,563 Hi there. I would like to offer my services. 546 00:30:17,643 --> 00:30:20,523 - I thought I'd volunteer. - Okay, good news. 547 00:30:20,603 --> 00:30:21,883 What for exactly? 548 00:30:21,963 --> 00:30:24,283 Oh, anything. Anything at all. 549 00:30:24,363 --> 00:30:28,363 I just think Roger ap Gwilliam is amazing, and I want to help the cause. 550 00:30:28,443 --> 00:30:33,003 I have a thousand pounds in my savings which I can donate right now. 551 00:30:33,083 --> 00:30:35,243 I'll do leaflets, answering the phones. 552 00:30:35,323 --> 00:30:37,003 Just tell me what to do, and I'll do anything. 553 00:30:37,083 --> 00:30:39,043 'Ey, I'll even carry the coats. [chuckles] 554 00:30:40,443 --> 00:30:42,083 [interviewer] Yes, but the government says... 555 00:30:42,163 --> 00:30:45,243 [Roger laughs] What government? The government has collapsed in shame. 556 00:30:45,323 --> 00:30:47,083 In absolute shame, Amol. 557 00:30:47,603 --> 00:30:51,003 [stammers] Now's the time to vote, you know, uh, 558 00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:54,163 for Britain to find its voice, to find its pride, its future. 559 00:30:54,763 --> 00:30:58,523 Yes, but the point is that if people are worried about anything, 560 00:30:58,603 --> 00:31:01,523 it's the cost of living, it's inflation, 561 00:31:01,603 --> 00:31:04,723 it's a price cap at £15,000. 562 00:31:04,803 --> 00:31:07,403 And you want to spend billions. 563 00:31:07,483 --> 00:31:12,923 Indeed, you're committed to spending £65 billion on nuclear weapons. 564 00:31:13,003 --> 00:31:16,323 [Roger] Amol, I'm a Welshman. I-I was born in Wales. 565 00:31:16,403 --> 00:31:19,003 That's what the "ap" in my name means. 566 00:31:19,083 --> 00:31:23,203 It's not one of those apps that you used to have on your phones in the old days. 567 00:31:23,283 --> 00:31:24,643 It means "son of". 568 00:31:24,723 --> 00:31:26,643 I am a son of Wales. 569 00:31:27,163 --> 00:31:28,923 And the Welsh know what it's like to be oppressed. 570 00:31:29,003 --> 00:31:31,083 And that has taught me to say, "No more." 571 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,523 And that's what I am saying. No more. 572 00:31:33,603 --> 00:31:35,443 I want Great Britain to say, "No more." 573 00:31:35,523 --> 00:31:39,003 So, yes, I have pledged to defend our borders 574 00:31:39,683 --> 00:31:42,683 and set us up on high as one of the greatest nations in the world. 575 00:31:42,763 --> 00:31:44,123 [Amol] But we are members of NATO. 576 00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:48,203 When did NATO ever, you know, fire a nuclear missile? Ever? 577 00:31:49,163 --> 00:31:52,163 2031, the Great Russian War, not a single rocket. 578 00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:53,803 [scoffs] Excuse me, I'm sorry. 579 00:31:54,563 --> 00:31:59,403 Are you saying that you actually want to fire a nuclear missile? 580 00:32:00,003 --> 00:32:01,523 [chuckles] 581 00:32:04,203 --> 00:32:05,763 We'll cut that bit out, right? 582 00:32:07,243 --> 00:32:10,283 [producer] Uh, okay, everyone, let's take ten. 583 00:32:10,363 --> 00:32:11,283 [bell rings] 584 00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:14,083 Danny, uh, speak to comms about next week. 585 00:32:14,163 --> 00:32:15,123 [Danny] Yeah. Yeah. 586 00:32:15,203 --> 00:32:16,803 - Immediately. - [Danny] Yes, sir. 587 00:32:17,483 --> 00:32:19,683 - Craig, get the car. - [Craig] Yes, sir. 588 00:32:31,323 --> 00:32:32,523 Are you with us? 589 00:32:37,403 --> 00:32:38,523 Yes. 590 00:32:39,763 --> 00:32:41,123 My name's Ruby. 591 00:32:43,523 --> 00:32:47,563 Tell me, um, what about her? 592 00:32:47,643 --> 00:32:49,723 The girl over there. Is she one of ours? 593 00:32:52,403 --> 00:32:56,363 She's on Danny's team. She's a volunteer. 594 00:32:59,043 --> 00:33:00,123 What's her name? 595 00:33:02,243 --> 00:33:03,803 Marti Bridges. 596 00:33:05,363 --> 00:33:06,563 Marti. 597 00:33:07,603 --> 00:33:08,803 Boy's name. 598 00:33:09,523 --> 00:33:10,523 Huh. 599 00:33:12,123 --> 00:33:14,923 [clears throat] Marti? 600 00:33:15,003 --> 00:33:16,963 Yeah? Yes, hi. [speaks indistinctly] 601 00:33:17,043 --> 00:33:18,723 [newscaster] I declare that Roger ap Gwilliam 602 00:33:18,803 --> 00:33:22,403 is duly elected as member of parliament for the constituency. 603 00:33:22,483 --> 00:33:25,403 {\an8}- Yeah! Come on! - [crowd cheering] 604 00:33:29,763 --> 00:33:35,203 {\an8}I will go to His Majesty and prepare for government. 605 00:33:35,283 --> 00:33:40,803 {\an8}Roger! Roger! Roger! [cheering] 606 00:33:51,043 --> 00:33:52,443 [bell tolling] 607 00:34:08,603 --> 00:34:09,603 Good news? 608 00:34:15,123 --> 00:34:20,003 Between you and me, I know he's brilliant. 609 00:34:22,483 --> 00:34:26,443 But sometimes, I don't know, I think he gives me the shivers. 610 00:34:29,243 --> 00:34:30,923 Oh, he is a monster. 611 00:34:32,563 --> 00:34:34,123 - [cheering] - [Roger] Come on! Yes! 612 00:34:34,723 --> 00:34:37,123 [laughs] Yes, thank you. 613 00:34:37,803 --> 00:34:39,043 We're here to help, okay? 614 00:34:39,123 --> 00:34:41,003 You see anything suspect, talk to security. 615 00:34:41,083 --> 00:34:43,883 And back at the hotel, eyes and ears open. 616 00:34:43,963 --> 00:34:46,003 We have a busy three days, so stay alert. 617 00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:48,363 If you could all be checked for clearance again. 618 00:34:48,443 --> 00:34:49,443 [wand beeping] 619 00:34:49,523 --> 00:34:52,363 You know Roger. He arouses strong opinions. 620 00:34:53,163 --> 00:34:58,523 Uh, and let me tell you. Rule number one, do not step on the grass. 621 00:34:58,603 --> 00:34:59,843 Well, I don't see why. 622 00:34:59,923 --> 00:35:02,363 Come Saturday, there's gonna be 10,000 people on there. 623 00:35:02,443 --> 00:35:05,003 And until then, keep off the grass. 624 00:35:05,083 --> 00:35:08,243 This place has a capacity of 30,000, plus 10,000 on the pitch. 625 00:35:08,323 --> 00:35:09,963 It's gonna be amazing. 626 00:35:10,043 --> 00:35:13,563 Cardiff City, he's brought it home. [chuckles] 627 00:35:13,643 --> 00:35:17,763 {\an8}This place will broadcast Roger ap Gwilliam all over the world. 628 00:35:18,483 --> 00:35:19,683 Here he is. 629 00:35:21,003 --> 00:35:24,643 Look at him. He still says hello to every single person. 630 00:35:25,283 --> 00:35:26,883 I'd love to meet him face to face. 631 00:35:26,963 --> 00:35:29,723 Well, he's Prime Minister now. We don't get access anymore. 632 00:35:30,283 --> 00:35:31,803 Our job's on the sidelines. 633 00:35:33,883 --> 00:35:34,883 Except for you, Marti. 634 00:35:35,563 --> 00:35:38,483 Roger said there's room for you at the party Saturday night. 635 00:35:39,443 --> 00:35:40,723 He asked for you by name. 636 00:35:41,403 --> 00:35:43,083 They're saying it's gonna be wild. 637 00:35:43,163 --> 00:35:44,163 [Ruby scoffs] 638 00:35:44,243 --> 00:35:49,083 [Craig] Now, we need to help branding on the grandstand, rows 11 to 61. 639 00:35:49,163 --> 00:35:51,563 [mutters indistinctly] 640 00:35:51,643 --> 00:35:54,643 [Ruby] They won't be watching, though. The whole world. 641 00:35:55,683 --> 00:36:00,083 Who cares about the British Prime Minister making a speech in Cardiff? 642 00:36:00,163 --> 00:36:01,203 That's the point. 643 00:36:01,923 --> 00:36:04,923 They'll listen if he's got something to say. 644 00:36:07,043 --> 00:36:08,283 What do you mean? 645 00:36:09,043 --> 00:36:10,723 Mmm. There are rumours. 646 00:36:11,443 --> 00:36:12,643 [chuckles] 647 00:36:12,723 --> 00:36:16,843 They say Saturday is when control transfers. 648 00:36:18,163 --> 00:36:19,963 What? F-For what? 649 00:36:23,683 --> 00:36:26,283 We're purchasing the nuclear arsenal from Pakistan. 650 00:36:27,683 --> 00:36:30,643 And on Saturday, Roger will declare us independent from NATO. 651 00:36:31,283 --> 00:36:34,723 Saturday, Roger ap Gwilliam gets the codes. 652 00:36:37,803 --> 00:36:39,123 [Marti] Saturday? 653 00:36:40,083 --> 00:36:41,843 He'll launch. 654 00:36:41,923 --> 00:36:43,243 Don't be stupid, Marti. 655 00:36:43,323 --> 00:36:46,203 It's symbolic. The moment is completely symbolic. 656 00:36:47,803 --> 00:36:49,603 I'm sorry I took so long. 657 00:36:50,323 --> 00:36:54,323 Because I think I'll only get one chance, and I had to make sure I was right. 658 00:36:54,403 --> 00:36:57,803 But I wish I could have helped you. I'm so sorry. 659 00:37:02,003 --> 00:37:03,963 Uh, get us a coffee while you're there. 660 00:37:14,363 --> 00:37:16,723 Ruby, I said keep off the grass. 661 00:37:17,483 --> 00:37:19,323 Hey, get off the pitch, love. 662 00:37:22,163 --> 00:37:23,803 Ruby, what are you doing? 663 00:37:24,963 --> 00:37:25,963 What is she doing? 664 00:37:35,243 --> 00:37:37,883 Hey, there are no unofficial photos. Thank you. 665 00:37:37,963 --> 00:37:40,283 {\an8}- [automated voice] Fifty-five yards. - [aide] Put that down! 666 00:37:40,363 --> 00:37:41,963 [groundsman] Get off the pitch! 667 00:37:42,043 --> 00:37:44,163 - [automated voice] Fifty-six yards. - Ruby! 668 00:37:44,243 --> 00:37:45,563 Just stop that, and get back here. 669 00:37:45,643 --> 00:37:47,803 - Fifty-eight yards, 59 yards. - Ruby! 670 00:37:47,883 --> 00:37:50,003 Excuse me. Hey, can you get off the grass? 671 00:37:50,083 --> 00:37:51,923 [groundsman] I said get off the pitch. 672 00:37:52,523 --> 00:37:53,843 - Are you listening? - 62 yards. 673 00:37:53,923 --> 00:37:55,203 Get off the pitch! 674 00:37:55,283 --> 00:37:57,883 - [Craig] Ruby! What are you doing? - [rifle cocks] 675 00:37:57,963 --> 00:38:00,723 I'll have to ask you to put that device down immediately. 676 00:38:01,443 --> 00:38:04,043 Ruby! Stop it! Ruby! 677 00:38:04,123 --> 00:38:07,203 Stay where you are. That's an order. I said stay where you are! 678 00:38:07,283 --> 00:38:10,403 - 70 yards. - I said stay where you are. 679 00:38:11,163 --> 00:38:15,643 {\an8}- 72 yards, 73 yards. - Final warning, stay where you are! 680 00:38:15,723 --> 00:38:17,603 That's exactly what I'm gonna do. 681 00:38:34,803 --> 00:38:35,963 [Roger screams] 682 00:38:36,723 --> 00:38:39,563 - [chuckling, exhales heavily] - [security] Sir! Sir! 683 00:38:39,643 --> 00:38:41,043 [security clamours, shouting] 684 00:38:41,123 --> 00:38:44,603 [Ruby sighs, laughs] 685 00:38:51,963 --> 00:38:53,443 [sighs] 686 00:38:56,883 --> 00:38:58,603 {\an8}[newscaster] And fifty minutes later, 687 00:38:58,683 --> 00:39:02,203 {\an8}Roger ap Gwilliam resigned from the office of prime minister, 688 00:39:02,283 --> 00:39:05,243 refusing to give any reasons for his actions. 689 00:39:05,323 --> 00:39:07,883 {\an8}- [reporter 1] What happened? - [reporter 2] Why did you resign? 690 00:39:07,963 --> 00:39:08,963 {\an8}Ask her. 691 00:39:09,563 --> 00:39:10,923 {\an8}- Ask her. - [shutter clicking] 692 00:39:11,003 --> 00:39:12,003 {\an8}Ask her! 693 00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:16,803 {\an8}The deputy prime minister, Iris Cabriola, has stepped forward to take control 694 00:39:16,883 --> 00:39:21,963 and has already promised what she calls a more lenient and listening government. 695 00:39:26,243 --> 00:39:27,283 [sighs] 696 00:39:31,043 --> 00:39:32,203 Is that it? 697 00:39:34,523 --> 00:39:36,203 'Ey, is that what you were for? 698 00:39:42,683 --> 00:39:44,843 [whispers] Can you leave me alone now? 699 00:39:46,643 --> 00:39:47,683 [sighs] 700 00:39:54,123 --> 00:39:55,243 [seagull cries] 701 00:39:59,643 --> 00:40:00,643 [door shuts] 702 00:40:00,723 --> 00:40:03,843 I'm sorry, Ruby. I can't drive any closer. 703 00:40:03,923 --> 00:40:06,323 I can't get a signal for the engine this far out. 704 00:40:06,403 --> 00:40:08,643 No, it's fine. 705 00:40:10,403 --> 00:40:14,083 I haven't been here in such a long time. 706 00:40:15,003 --> 00:40:17,203 What a beautiful view. 707 00:40:28,443 --> 00:40:29,443 [bells tinkle] 708 00:40:34,043 --> 00:40:36,003 Why do people put flowers here? 709 00:40:36,803 --> 00:40:38,723 I don't think they know. 710 00:40:51,323 --> 00:40:55,363 I presume she must be gone, my mother. 711 00:40:56,283 --> 00:40:58,243 No one ever told me. 712 00:40:59,643 --> 00:41:02,683 And I didn't find my birth mother. 713 00:41:04,723 --> 00:41:07,963 It never snowed again. 714 00:41:12,683 --> 00:41:17,323 But I keep thinking I know why. 715 00:41:18,363 --> 00:41:19,723 The woman. 716 00:41:20,883 --> 00:41:24,563 And I've been thinking about it my whole life. 717 00:41:25,763 --> 00:41:27,323 Why is she here? 718 00:41:29,203 --> 00:41:34,243 And I think, at the end, I have hope. 719 00:41:35,843 --> 00:41:42,243 Because that's very you, isn't it, my old friend? 720 00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:46,603 I dare to hope. 721 00:41:50,523 --> 00:41:53,363 - [monitor beeping] - [nurse] I've set the light, Ruby. 722 00:41:53,963 --> 00:41:59,363 If you wake up in the night, you say "light" out loud, and it comes on. 723 00:42:00,603 --> 00:42:04,043 Yes, I know. That's not new. 724 00:42:04,883 --> 00:42:07,323 We had that when I was young. 725 00:42:08,923 --> 00:42:10,563 Anything else you need? 726 00:42:12,923 --> 00:42:17,123 I could make it snow once upon a time. 727 00:42:17,923 --> 00:42:19,283 That's nice. 728 00:42:20,843 --> 00:42:23,683 If you need me, I'm just down the hall. 729 00:42:24,363 --> 00:42:26,163 So, you won't be on your own. 730 00:42:28,043 --> 00:42:33,123 Don't worry. Everyone has abandoned me my whole life... 731 00:42:36,283 --> 00:42:40,683 but I haven't been alone for 65 years. 732 00:42:41,683 --> 00:42:43,363 [nurse] Night then, Ruby. 733 00:42:44,123 --> 00:42:45,843 - Light off. - [beeps] 734 00:42:46,363 --> 00:42:48,483 - [door closes] - [monitor beeping continues] 735 00:42:52,843 --> 00:42:56,003 [voices whispering] 736 00:42:58,523 --> 00:42:59,923 Light. 737 00:43:00,763 --> 00:43:03,003 [breathes heavily] 738 00:43:04,243 --> 00:43:05,523 [voices whispering] 739 00:43:12,683 --> 00:43:14,283 [heart thumping] 740 00:43:14,363 --> 00:43:15,363 [beeping continues] 741 00:43:25,563 --> 00:43:27,323 [heartbeat slows] 742 00:43:32,643 --> 00:43:34,003 [rapid beeping] 743 00:43:38,003 --> 00:43:39,283 [flat tone] 744 00:43:39,363 --> 00:43:42,483 [chatter, laughs] 745 00:43:43,483 --> 00:43:48,883 [Old Ruby] I'm sorry I took so long, and I tried so hard. 746 00:43:49,683 --> 00:43:51,363 What else could I do? 747 00:43:52,323 --> 00:43:55,203 It took all these years. 748 00:43:55,283 --> 00:43:57,963 All these long years. 749 00:43:58,963 --> 00:44:02,003 And look at me, I was so young. 750 00:44:02,083 --> 00:44:04,323 [Doctor] Spectacular! We are in Wales! 751 00:44:04,403 --> 00:44:06,283 - [Ruby] What? How can you tell? - Oh! [sniffs] 752 00:44:06,363 --> 00:44:10,043 That smell, that green, that coastline, Ruby. 753 00:44:10,123 --> 00:44:13,203 - [giggles] - The rock and the water, it never ends. 754 00:44:13,283 --> 00:44:15,323 The war between the land and the sea. 755 00:44:15,403 --> 00:44:18,363 'Ey, you know what? I have been to Wales three times now. 756 00:44:18,443 --> 00:44:21,123 - I went to see Shygirl in Cardiff. - Oh, yeah? 757 00:44:21,203 --> 00:44:22,803 And then went to Mumbles because of a boy. 758 00:44:22,883 --> 00:44:24,963 - I broke his heart, but there you go. - Oh, bless him. 759 00:44:25,043 --> 00:44:28,643 Mind you, Roger ap Gwilliam, that's a bad example of the Welsh. 760 00:44:28,723 --> 00:44:30,323 - Terrifying. - [Old Ruby] Don't step... 761 00:44:30,403 --> 00:44:32,243 [Doctor] The most dangerous prime minister in history. 762 00:44:32,323 --> 00:44:33,643 - Who's she? - [Old Ruby] Don't step... 763 00:44:33,723 --> 00:44:35,643 - [Doctor] Who? - Well, over there. 764 00:44:35,723 --> 00:44:36,963 [Old Ruby] Don't step... 765 00:44:37,043 --> 00:44:39,043 - Where? - [Old Ruby] Don't step... 766 00:44:40,603 --> 00:44:41,843 There was a woman... 767 00:44:45,563 --> 00:44:47,363 Well, she's not there anymore. [chuckles] 768 00:44:47,443 --> 00:44:49,883 But there was. There was a woman. She was just standing there. 769 00:44:50,403 --> 00:44:52,323 Maybe she was looking for someone. 770 00:44:53,643 --> 00:44:55,123 All right, Ruby. All right. 771 00:44:55,203 --> 00:44:57,563 - [bells tinkle] - [Ruby] Oh, no, no, no. Don't step. 772 00:44:59,323 --> 00:45:02,403 Oh. 773 00:45:02,963 --> 00:45:04,683 I almost broke that. 774 00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:06,323 Careful. 775 00:45:07,603 --> 00:45:10,123 Oh, honey, what a beautiful thing. 776 00:45:11,043 --> 00:45:14,243 - What is it? - It's a... It's a fairy circle. 777 00:45:15,163 --> 00:45:17,003 Man, they are so delicate. 778 00:45:17,603 --> 00:45:22,443 Just charms and spells and hopes and dreams. 779 00:45:23,123 --> 00:45:24,803 It's here at the end of the land. 780 00:45:25,403 --> 00:45:27,763 - Well, yeah. What do they say? - No, no, no, no. Better not. 781 00:45:28,283 --> 00:45:31,003 [sighs] Give them their respect, Ruby. 782 00:45:31,083 --> 00:45:32,523 Let them rest in peace. 783 00:45:33,123 --> 00:45:35,923 - Like your mysterious woman. - [chuckles] Oh, she was there. 784 00:45:36,003 --> 00:45:38,163 Uh-huh. [chuckles] 785 00:45:38,243 --> 00:45:40,803 And we are here! 786 00:45:40,883 --> 00:45:43,243 [both laugh] 787 00:45:44,603 --> 00:45:47,483 So, what was the third time that you've been to Wales? 788 00:45:47,563 --> 00:45:49,923 You said you've been three times. What was the other one? 789 00:45:50,443 --> 00:45:54,363 Oh, um, oh, I don't know. When was it? I can't think. 790 00:45:54,443 --> 00:45:57,563 I suppose it must've been... [sighs] 791 00:45:59,883 --> 00:46:01,163 ...now. 792 00:46:02,363 --> 00:46:05,403 [theme song plays] 793 00:46:05,483 --> 00:46:07,723 {\an8}[weatherman] It's a glorious day in Finetime. 794 00:46:07,803 --> 00:46:09,923 There are creatures out there in the real world. 795 00:46:10,003 --> 00:46:11,443 There are monsters... 796 00:46:11,523 --> 00:46:12,963 - [screams] - ...and they're coming to get you. 797 00:46:13,043 --> 00:46:16,723 [victim] Just look at my Close Friends. Look how many are missing. 798 00:46:16,803 --> 00:46:19,163 - God, it's me! They're coming for me! - [computer] Forward. Forward. 799 00:46:19,243 --> 00:46:21,243 [song continues]