1 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:18,435 - Get to 60 MPH. Let's go, yep. 2 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:20,771 Go. Jump! 3 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:25,275 Go, go, g-- 4 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:26,652 Ah, fuck you! 5 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:27,945 Fuck you! 6 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:30,447 - You should've won. That was such bullshit. 7 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:32,658 - Okay, let's keep this door open for fresh air. 8 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:34,618 Anyone want peanut butter on celery? 9 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:37,371 - Thank you, Mrs. Russo. Thanks. MRS. RUSSO: Caleb? 10 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,165 Okay, what's this game? 11 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:41,625 - Mom, can you leave? What are you-- 12 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:43,710 Leave. - Okay. 13 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:45,796 Just-- 14 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,549 It's straight. It's good. Can-Can-- 15 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:50,717 - Enjoy the game! - This looks delicious. 16 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,094 Thank, thank you so much. 17 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:54,388 God, she stresses me out. 18 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:57,307 Just walkin' into my room. - What's she so worried about? 19 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,817 - She's probably worried I'll do this. 20 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:13,365 Or this. 21 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:21,456 Wanna touch it? 22 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:24,293 - Okay. 23 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:42,769 Uh, like this? 24 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,689 - Yeah, um. Yeah, uh. 25 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:52,487 Am I doing something wrong? 26 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:55,115 - No, no, uh, its-- - It's, it's supposed to-- 27 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,910 It's supposed to get hard. I-It's-- Right? It's-- 28 00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:00,162 - It's just-- Yeah, I don't know. It's just too much, like, pressure. 29 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:02,998 It's, like, ah. - Oh. Oh, God. I'm sorry. 30 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:05,417 N-N-Not that kind of pressure. Um. 31 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:10,964 Uh, maybe if you put your hair down. You-You look prettier like that. 32 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:13,383 - Okay. 33 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:21,433 - Yeah. 34 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,898 - Okay. Sorry. 35 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,944 I'm sorry about that. - It's fine. 36 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:39,618 Do I look okay? 37 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:41,828 - Yeah, you look fine. Why? 38 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,163 - Maybe I should put some bronzer on? 39 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:47,000 You wanna get a cat eye for the clinic? 40 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,878 - Just, just-- I just want them to respect me in there. 41 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,714 - Yeah, you, you look great, babe. 42 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:56,718 - I want a blowout. Can we stop? 43 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,638 Yeah. 44 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:01,765 Yeah, of course. - Yeah, I want a blowout. 45 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:14,570 This is it? - Yes. 46 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:17,781 We always wanted to be pregnant at the same time. 47 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,283 - Mm. We did it. 48 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,035 Hi. 49 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,830 I'm having a geriatric pregnancy, you're having a geriatric abortion. 50 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,832 - How could you kill your unborn child?! 51 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:28,292 - It's a sin! You're a sinner! 52 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,502 - Nobody will ever love you! 53 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,296 That one hurt. 54 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:33,755 - Thank you for taking the heat. 55 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:36,049 - Jesus will never forgive you! - It's supposed to be your day. 56 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:39,011 Sorry to steal your thunder. - Don't do it! Don't do it! 57 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:44,808 - Anyone see the new Ted Lasso? - So good. 58 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,645 - Hi! - Hi. 59 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,691 - Do you already have an insurance card on file? 60 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:55,194 - What? No. I-I-I've never been here before. 61 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:58,155 Not that it would be bad to be here before. I just-- 62 00:03:58,155 --> 00:03:59,531 I have two kids. 63 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:02,534 - Many people who come in here have kids. I'll just need your card. 64 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,668 Great. You can take a seat. I'll come get you when we're ready. 65 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:19,801 - How you feeling? 66 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,346 - I just wanna get it over with. 67 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:25,140 I don't know why I'm shaking. I'm not scared. 68 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,517 - It's a lot. 69 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:28,602 - Mm, yeah. Well, 70 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,021 I am sure it will be better than childbirth. 71 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:33,565 Thirty hours of agony ending in a C-section. 72 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:37,611 Oh, okay, but I'm sure yours is gonna be a breeze. 73 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,113 - Yeah. - How are you guys? 74 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:42,991 - Mm. - That bad? 75 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:45,285 It's just, like, 76 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,747 we have to work so hard on everything all the time. 77 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:50,582 - Mm, that's forever. 78 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:52,501 At least you and John talk. 79 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,920 Bryan doesn't even know I'm alive. 80 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,339 Unless it's to talk about our mortgage 81 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:59,341 or how to fix pinkeye. 82 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:03,929 Jess? We're ready for you. 83 00:05:04,555 --> 00:05:07,391 Just watch my stuff. 84 00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:09,393 - I'll be right here. Okay? 85 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:48,891 - My mom won't be home until tomorrow, 86 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:52,352 so if you wanna... sleep over. 87 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,854 - Yeah, right. 88 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:56,857 Nah, my mom would kill me. She thinks I'm at Tim's right now, so. 89 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:16,585 - Finished my 40. Should I keep drinking? 90 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:18,629 - I don't know. Sure, if you want. 91 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,061 Hey. JOHN : Hey. 92 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,729 Where are you? 93 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,898 Said you'd come back this morning, and you're not here. 94 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,817 - I'm at an abortion clinic. 95 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,153 - That's not funny. - No. 96 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:45,405 For Jess. Jess is having an abortion. 97 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:48,242 I'm not. I'm gonna keep ours. 98 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:51,036 - Well, that's good news. - Yeah. 99 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:53,121 - Beth, I'm sorry about last night. 100 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:55,666 I shouldn't have gotten so worked up. 101 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:59,503 But you'll see when you come home, the house is much better now. 102 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:00,963 I know, I just 103 00:07:00,963 --> 00:07:04,424 feel like we're at a standstill. 104 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:07,678 - Yeah, I know. I mean, I'm trying. - I know. 105 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:10,764 I just-- I need some time. I-I, 106 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:13,183 I'll, I'll see you later, okay? 107 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:16,645 - Okay. - Bye. 108 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,378 - Sorry to keep you waiting. I'm Dr. Sabri. 109 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:43,881 I'll be performing your procedure today. 110 00:07:43,881 --> 00:07:46,383 And, uh, your vitals look good. 111 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:49,386 So, I'll just be doing a quick examination, 112 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:51,263 and then we're gonna do your ultrasound. 113 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:53,515 - Ultrasound? Is this a trick? 114 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:56,101 You show me my baby and I change my mind? Because you can't make me keep it. 115 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:59,313 I already have two kids and I don't like either of them, much. 116 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:01,481 - Mrs.? - Jess. Just Jess. 117 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:05,068 - Jess, I can assure you, this is not one of those clinics. 118 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:07,863 Okay. I just-- 119 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,992 I got worried that I might've accidentally booked 120 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,994 one of those religious places 'cause-- 121 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:17,247 Just, like-- 122 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,833 Oh. 123 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:23,754 Yes, I, um, understand that my hijab can be confusing. 124 00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:26,256 I believe in a woman's right to choose. 125 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:30,052 What she would like to wear and whether she would like to be pregnant. 126 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:31,887 - Wow. 127 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:34,973 I just-- I-I, I never really met someone like you before. 128 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:36,266 - You've never met a Muslim before? 129 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:37,935 There are, like, two billion of us in the world. 130 00:08:37,935 --> 00:08:39,269 Not where I'm from. 131 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:41,647 Sorry! I-I'm so thrown by your headscarf. 132 00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:44,191 It's kind of like seeing a celebrity, 133 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,026 but somewhere you don't expect. 134 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,737 Like, Emily Blunt in a Duane Reade. 135 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:51,156 - Mm. Muslims, they're just like us. 136 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:53,367 Let's go over the procedure. 137 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:54,826 - Okay, yeah, let's. 138 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:58,455 - So, we're gonna give you some meds. You're gonna be partially sedated. 139 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:00,874 And don't worry, you're not gonna feel a thing, 140 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,543 and you're not gonna remember any of it. 141 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:04,253 - Okay. 142 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:07,631 Can you give me something like that for the last few months of my life? 143 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:09,758 Sorry. 144 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,510 Years, actually. 145 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:13,387 Honestly, this would've never happened 146 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:15,889 if my friend hadn't wheeled away while I was peeing in the alley-- 147 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,474 - Let's return to the procedure. - Okay. 148 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:19,518 - So, it's gonna take less than 15 minutes, 149 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:22,312 and then you're gonna have a bit of time to rest before you go home. 150 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:25,357 Do you have any questions? - No, but here's some advice. 151 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:26,859 Don't get married. 152 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:31,989 You'll never have sex again. And when you do, it will be like a chore 153 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:34,741 you have to schedule on the family calendar, 154 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,910 like a dental cleaning. 155 00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:41,456 You'll never feel wanted or desired in the same way. 156 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:46,920 I mean, 157 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:50,174 most men think I'm a nun. 158 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:54,219 They act like I'm wearing an invisibility cloak. 159 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,847 It's like I'm not there. 160 00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:59,474 - If it makes you feel any better, that also happens when you turn 40. 161 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:01,852 - It doesn't. 162 00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:23,040 Have you ever had any kind of anesthesia or sedation before? 163 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:26,335 - Um, just once. My wisdom teeth in high school. 164 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:29,630 My mom said I was slurring and asking why there's no Mr. America. 165 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:32,090 Obviously, there's no Mr. America. 166 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:34,468 Mr. America is just, like, the president. 167 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:38,680 Women have to be in a goddamn swimsuit competition our whole lives. 168 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:41,517 - Are you ready? 169 00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:46,605 You're gonna do great. We're gonna take great care of you. 170 00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:55,239 Okay. 171 00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:57,241 We're gonna get those meds started now, 172 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:01,161 and they're gonna relax you, 173 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:04,039 and you'll be all done before you know it. 174 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:06,250 - It's just like taking a nap, right? 175 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:07,626 - Exactly. 176 00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:16,802 ♪ There's no escape, I can't wait ♪ 177 00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:19,805 ♪ I need a hit, baby, give me it ♪ 178 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:24,852 ♪ You're dangerous, I'm lovin' it ♪ 179 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:30,732 ♪ Too high, can't come down ♪ 180 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,737 ♪ 'Round ♪ 181 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,241 ♪ Can you feel me now? ♪ 182 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,662 ♪ With a taste of your lips ♪ 183 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:46,415 ♪ I'm on a ride ♪ 184 00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:49,585 ♪ You're toxic, I'm slippin' under ♪ 185 00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:52,880 ♪ With a taste of your poison paradise ♪ 186 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,798 ♪ I'm addicted to you ♪ 187 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:57,968 ♪ Don't you know that you're toxic? ♪ 188 00:11:57,968 --> 00:12:01,013 ♪ acoustic guitar playing loudly ♪ 189 00:12:01,013 --> 00:12:04,975 ♪ singer vocalizing ♪ 190 00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:07,394 ♪ song ends ♪ 191 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:10,939 ♪ new song playing on radio ♪ 192 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,608 - How do you feel? 193 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,068 - Better. 194 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:25,162 - Should we go and get fucking completely hammered somewhere and just 195 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,373 kinda, like, eat each other out? 196 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:31,418 - I was hoping you would ask! - We should. I feel like this is 197 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,545 - a good time. - Let's eat each other out. 198 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,047 Make a left. 199 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:48,352 ♪ Every time the sun comes up ♪ 200 00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:52,064 ♪ I'm in trouble ♪ 201 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,234 - Hey! You're home early. 202 00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:58,070 - Yeah. Hi. They, um, 203 00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:02,491 they, uh, canceled my last day of seminars, 204 00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:04,493 so I came home. I just-- 205 00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:08,789 I really wanted to be home. - Yeah, I'm sure. 206 00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:11,166 You've really been running around a lot. 207 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,130 Hair looks nice. 208 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,466 Thank you. 209 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,802 But, Jess, 210 00:13:23,262 --> 00:13:24,847 there's something we need to talk about. 211 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:27,724 - Okay. 212 00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:30,227 - No more secrets. 213 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,521 - Uh-huh. 214 00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:41,405 - I extended the lease on the Chrysler Pacifica. 215 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,491 I know I should've talked to you about it first, 216 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,243 I shouldn't have gone behind your back. Just-- 217 00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:49,246 I didn't wanna have the whole Kia Sedona discussion all over again, and 218 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:52,666 I'm sorry. 219 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,021 Hey! 220 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,898 Hey. 221 00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:24,072 - You guys are drinking more? 222 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:27,201 - Yeah. - You should just come out here, 223 00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:29,077 and we can watch this movie together. 224 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:32,289 This girl just made a bikini out of whipped cream. 225 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:35,292 - Caleb and I actually just wanna be alone together. 226 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:36,627 You wouldn't understand. 227 00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:41,673 You should go to sleep in Mom's room, okay? It's getting late. 228 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,854 Got another 40. 229 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,275 - You look, uh, you look tired. 230 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,736 - I do? Okay. 231 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,034 I'm not. I'm so awake. 232 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,955 Uh, should we 233 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,165 try again? 234 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,251 - Yeah. 235 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,645 I don't know. I don't really feel like it. 236 00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,360 Um. 237 00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:47,489 Sh-- Uh, should I be doing something different? 238 00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:48,907 You want my hair different? 239 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:53,453 - N-N-No, um, it's just, eh, it's just a little stressful. 240 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,874 I think, um, maybe I just-- I drank too much, ya know? 241 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:06,633 - You can touch me. 242 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,602 - Whoa. 243 00:16:16,602 --> 00:16:19,104 You're totally wet. - Is that bad? 244 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,272 - No, that's-- - Should I clean it up? 245 00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:22,482 - No, that's, that's good, that's good. - Okay. 246 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:30,240 Just forget it. 247 00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:34,578 Um. 248 00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:36,538 - Um. 249 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,967 Hoo. 250 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,553 Alright. 251 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,450 Caleb? 252 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,329 - I-I thought you knew. 253 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,291 Fuck. I'm so fucked. 254 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:30,342 - No, uh, it's, it's okay. It's okay. It's-- 255 00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,636 Here, look, it's, it's almost like-- 256 00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:35,764 - It's okay, it's okay. - I fucked up! It's so fucked up! 257 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,808 It's okay. 258 00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:40,561 - Beth, are you okay? - Hey! 259 00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:41,937 Go back to the living room! 260 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,628 Oh, big smile! 261 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:09,965 Caleb, Beth, over here. Big, big smile. 262 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:18,515 - It's good to see you, Beth. - Thank you. You too. 263 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:22,394 I'm glad I'm here. I really want this to work. 264 00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:23,937 - Yeah, well, it's up to you and John 265 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:26,106 to choose to be in this marriage, 266 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,358 to show up for each other every single day. 267 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,987 I mean, that's all life is, Beth. 268 00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:34,072 Just choices. BETH: Yeah, 269 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,575 and I'm trying to remind myself that he's not the 270 00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:40,329 - other men who have been in my life. - Yes. 271 00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:42,873 That's the name of the game for everyone. 272 00:18:42,873 --> 00:18:46,710 But when it comes to John and who he is, 273 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,795 do you feel like he's there for you? 274 00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:52,341 - Yeah. Yeah, totally. He-- 275 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,094 Even when he doesn't really know how to be there, he's-- he 276 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,597 shows up for me. 277 00:18:58,597 --> 00:19:00,724 - That's good. - Yeah. I mean, 278 00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:05,479 sometimes, he gets really fixated on things, and 279 00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:08,941 that makes me feel unsafe and, 280 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:12,027 like, abandoned? 281 00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,279 - Right, because that's what you're used to. 282 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,407 - Yeah. 283 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:19,368 - John, do you hear what Beth is saying? 284 00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:21,203 - Yeah. 285 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:24,414 She needs to feel safe 'cause she never has. 286 00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:27,793 Hm. And it-it sounds like 287 00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:31,171 your home environment is a little triggering for her right now. 288 00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:33,841 - Mm-hm. And when she doesn't believe in me, 289 00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:35,717 that's triggering for me. 290 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,929 - Well, these are all really excellent observations. 291 00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:42,599 - And, actually, our home is very nearly done, so. 292 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,560 But I hear what she's-- what you're saying. 293 00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:46,645 Well, I wanted to bring up 294 00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:48,522 that we have this opportunity 295 00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:50,816 where Cole, my employer, 296 00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,193 they have the keys 297 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,736 to this house upstate, 298 00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:57,114 and we could totally go stay there. 299 00:19:57,114 --> 00:20:00,200 It's, like, just sitting there, 300 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,327 and I really wanna do that 301 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,538 while-while they finish our house. 302 00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:06,748 - And does that feel safe to you, John? 303 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,919 - Let's go upstate. 304 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,925 So, who owns it? 305 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:18,927 - Uh, the house? - Yeah. 306 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,263 - Yeah, it's just, like, a friend of Cole's. 307 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:22,931 They're gone, like, half the year. 308 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:26,268 Yeah, we can stay 'til, like, ya know, after the birth. 309 00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,353 Ya know? Yeah. 310 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,646 - Cool. - Yeah. 311 00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,690 - Good. Alright. - Mm-hm. 312 00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:34,568 - Well, the first 40 days are the most important. 313 00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:36,570 I'm gonna keep you full of bone broth. 314 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,532 - You're cute. That's really sweet. 315 00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:43,452 - And, hey, so listen, Cesar's sister gave birth up here. 316 00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:45,537 - Oh, really? - Yeah, and she hooked us up 317 00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:47,789 with this amazing doula 318 00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,124 and birthing center. 319 00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,044 - Are you kidding me? 320 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:57,382 You are, like, meeting my needs so fucking hard right now. 321 00:20:57,382 --> 00:21:00,177 - Well, good. Yeah, I thought you'd like that. 322 00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:02,554 - No, I'm, like, really turned on, actually. 323 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,515 - You are? - Yeah. 324 00:21:04,515 --> 00:21:06,600 - By the doula thing? - Yeah! Just I-I'm, like-- I don't know. 325 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:10,145 Can you, like, pull over? I'm, like-- I, like, want you. 326 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:11,730 - Right now? - Yeah. Like, I, like, 327 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:13,565 need you right now. - Really? 328 00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:15,484 - Yeah. - Is that illegal? Or-- 329 00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:17,152 Should I pretend to be a firefighter or something? 330 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:20,364 - No, just-- I don't know. Wh-What, just-- - Just, just be me? 331 00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:22,991 - Just be you. Can you, can you, like, pull over or? 332 00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:24,451 - Yeah. Lemme just go around this bend. 333 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,537 - Yeah, no, 'cause I'm, like-- Yeah. - Okay. 334 00:21:26,537 --> 00:21:28,497 I know. I just don't wanna be right here on the road. 335 00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:30,165 - Yeah. Okay. - Okay, hang on. Okay. 336 00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:32,292 Don't lose it! Don't buckle up. - Okay. No, I'm not gonna lose it. 337 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:35,087 I've got it. I've got it, okay. - Okay. We're pulling over in 24 seconds. 338 00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:37,464 - Okay, here we go. - A-As soon as I get around the curve. 339 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,716 - There's, like, no turn-off. - I see a spot. No, here we go. 340 00:21:43,387 --> 00:21:48,809 ♪ I want to tell you I love you ♪ 341 00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:58,569 ♪ Woo ♪ 342 00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:40,402 ♪ He's the next messiah ♪ 343 00:22:44,448 --> 00:22:46,450 - It's so easy.