1 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:15,015 ["Straightenin" playing] 2 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:55,430 Okay. So, these go in Mary-Kate's mouth, and these go in Ashley's butt. 3 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:59,393 If you get this wrong, Marisol, they'll both die. 4 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:18,370 [moans] 5 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:19,872 David Chang, 6 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:23,458 the quality of your work has really been declining in the last six months. 7 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:24,543 I'm sorry. 8 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:27,462 I'm opening a restaurant in Macau tonight, and I'm pretty overwhelmed. 9 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:31,341 Mmm. Does that sound like a me problem or a you problem? 10 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,302 You're right. I'll start over again. 11 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:34,428 That's what I thought. 12 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:52,613 Mmm. Good morning, Nicholas. When did you get in? 13 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:54,281 Oh, just a couple minutes ago. 14 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:56,783 Uh, I found you some Japanese flame lilies. 15 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:59,620 They're Asian, beautiful and a little bit toxic. 16 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:01,705 - Just like me. - Aw, cute. 17 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,373 That's so thoughtful. 18 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:07,878 [gasps] Wow. Look at this beautiful blue number. 19 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:11,006 Yeah. I thought a little Alexander McQueen for my queen. 20 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:13,759 This will be perfect for your big premiere tonight. 21 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:15,844 Oh, my God. It doesn't even count as a premiere. 22 00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:20,474 It's a tiny part in a tiny play in a tiny theater in North Hollywood. 23 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,893 North Hollywood? Didn't that all burn down in the '70s? 24 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,646 Yeah, that's what I thought too. But apparently, it's still there. 25 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:28,857 Well, I will go to this alleged North Hollywood 26 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:31,318 just to see you in Cahoga Lake. 27 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:34,738 [gasps] What a great name for a play. 28 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:37,991 I hope they say the title in the dialogue. I love it when that happens. 29 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:39,952 I won't spoil if we do or not. 30 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:42,996 Mmm. And I am bringing a giant bottle of champagne 31 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,081 for us to get drunk on after. 32 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,583 Oh, my God. The 2007 Louis Roederer Cristal? 33 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:49,169 - Mm-mmm. 2006. - No-- [chuckles] 34 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:51,880 No. You're saving that for when Brad and Jennifer 35 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:53,966 finally come to their senses and get back together. 36 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:55,175 We-- We can't. 37 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,721 - This is more important than that. - [chuckles] 38 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:02,641 [hip-hop song playing] 39 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,393 [song ends] 40 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:50,480 Good morning, everyone. Big day today. I have a huge surprise! 41 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:53,984 Mm-mmm. As a child of divorce, I do not like surprises. 42 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,777 I can't switch schools again. 43 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:58,322 This is a good surprise, Howard. A really good one. [sighs] 44 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:01,742 The board of supervisors are voting on our zoning proposal. 45 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:06,788 [chuckles] 46 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:09,124 Okay. I mean, when are you gonna get to the surprise? 47 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:12,878 Oh, but that is the surprise. They're going to vote yes! 48 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:15,506 The Alameda Street housing project is officially a go! 49 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,966 - Oh! - Oh, wow! That's great. 50 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:20,677 And actually, they want us to come to the vote 51 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,053 to celebrate our hard work. 52 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:23,931 - Oh, my God. So like a party? - Kind of. 53 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,226 There won't be food or drinks or any talking allowed. 54 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:29,436 But they will clap for a few seconds. 55 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,814 Well, that's amazing, Sofia. Congratulations. 56 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:34,858 - [Molly] Right? To you. - [Arthur] Yeah. 57 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,944 - [Molly] And to all of us. - [Arthur] Yeah. 58 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:40,864 And believe it or not, I actually have a surprise too. 59 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:43,116 Jean-Pierre, come on in! 60 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,451 - [chuckling] Hey. - [Rhonda] Aw. 61 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:46,245 [Jean-Pierre] I was hiding in a kitchen. 62 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:49,581 It's funny what American think croissants taste like. 63 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:51,625 - [sighs] Not even close. - [Howard chuckles] 64 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:56,713 I asked Jean-Pierre here today to help me make a very special announcement. 65 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:03,303 [narrator] Poverty. Famine. Climate change. 66 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:06,223 The world's problems continue to mount. 67 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:11,728 But as human beings, our greatest strength is our ability to cooperate. 68 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:14,815 Our greatest asset is each other. 69 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:18,318 At the Silver Moon Summit, located in Corsica, France, 70 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:22,114 the world's foremost leaders in business, politics, and thought 71 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:27,160 will convene to mobilize new policies and challenge old assumptions. 72 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:30,581 Together, we can overcome any obstacle. 73 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:33,417 Together, we can change the world. 74 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:37,004 Oh, shit! We made the Silver Moon Summit? 75 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:41,216 [gasps] Last year they had Rihanna do a duet with hologram John Lennon. 76 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,385 - We are all going, guys. - [Rhonda exclaims] 77 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:46,138 All-expenses-paid. It's going to be amazing. 78 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:48,557 Oh. It's on the same day as my wedding. 79 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,350 That's okay. I can push it. 80 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,227 It's only 600 people. 81 00:05:52,311 --> 00:05:56,481 Plus, Jean-Pierre and I will be presenting something super special there this year. 82 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:59,026 I haven't told you guys about it yet. 83 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:03,238 It's called the Arroyo water filtration machine. 84 00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:04,489 Don't ask me how it works. 85 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:07,409 But Jean-Pierre and his science nerds are really excited about it. 86 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:10,829 Basically, it takes dirty water and makes it safe to drink. 87 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:13,457 - [Rhonda] Hmm. - We can make a huge difference. 88 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:16,668 I love how you say… [imitates French accent] …"difference." 89 00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:18,253 Okay. Thank you, Howard. 90 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:21,256 Ooh, that's good too. Say my name again. 91 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:23,884 - Howard. - [Howard giggles] 92 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:30,599 …And, I mean-- Yeah. No, no. That's an incredible opportunity. 93 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,809 I-- I would love to. Um… 94 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,938 No. No. Thank you. Uh… 95 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:37,773 Yeah. Yeah. I'll talk to you soon. 96 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:39,816 [exhales shakily] 97 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:44,738 So, who was that on the phone? 98 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:47,241 Oh, are we talking now? I thought we were fighting. 99 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:49,785 We are fighting. Forget it. I don't even wanna know. Don't tell me. 100 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:53,288 I'm gonna tell you because you don't wanna know. That was the director of the play. 101 00:06:53,372 --> 00:06:58,168 The actor who plays Dylan is dropping out because he got a role on Young Sheldon. 102 00:06:58,252 --> 00:06:59,378 Young Sheldon? 103 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:01,797 I mean, comedy, drama, that show has it all. 104 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,132 And, um, now they want me to play Dylan. 105 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:06,134 But Dylan's the lead. 106 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:08,470 [chuckles] I mean, that's huge. 107 00:07:08,554 --> 00:07:11,265 - That's potentially life-changing! - [groans, sighs] 108 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:13,392 Not that I care. 109 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,102 [exhales sharply] 110 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:16,353 Good luck. 111 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,437 With nothing. 112 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:20,023 ["What's Luv" playing] 113 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:26,613 Hey. I just wanted to touch base. 114 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,242 Those were some pretty big bombs you dropped this morning. 115 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:32,870 Corsica. Some magic water machine. 116 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,581 And your clapping surprise, which was also cool. 117 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:37,082 But we don't need to compare them. 118 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:40,002 Well, I just wish we would've talked about this beforehand. 119 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:41,253 We're supposed to be partners. 120 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,172 Well, Jean-Pierre wanted to keep it hush-hush. 121 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:45,757 - Jean-Pierre. - [Molly] I know secrets can be bad. 122 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:48,552 But they are kind of sexy sometimes, don't you think? 123 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:50,512 I don't love the idea of a conference 124 00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:53,849 where ten billionaires get into a room to decide how the world should be fixed. 125 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:58,020 Well, nine. Elon can't make it. He fell off his skateboard. 126 00:07:58,103 --> 00:08:00,939 You know our mission. Stay local. 127 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,942 Give money to people in the communities who are doing the work. 128 00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:06,945 And we'll keep doing that. But we can also think bigger. 129 00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:10,991 We can do it all. There's nothing wrong with increasing our ambition. 130 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:13,452 Okay. 131 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:16,538 If you believe in this, let's see how it goes. 132 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:19,416 Great. Then I am going to head out for the day. 133 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,584 I will see you tomorrow. 134 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,920 We have a zoning meeting. We have my surprise. 135 00:08:23,921 --> 00:08:25,964 Yes, of course. Sitting down and waiting. 136 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:27,883 Both equally great. 137 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:29,468 Hooray! 138 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:33,972 [Sofia groans] 139 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:35,682 I forgot. 140 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,101 [Tanya] Are you listening to me? 141 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,645 Yes, of course I'm listening. 142 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,438 I need you to go to the Rite Aid in Van Nuys. 143 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:43,148 That's where they have the frozen shrimp I like. 144 00:08:43,232 --> 00:08:44,775 And don't be wandering down the candy aisle. 145 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,568 Oh-- Yeah, baby, Van Nuys. I'm on it. 146 00:08:46,652 --> 00:08:49,738 Then I need you to go to the airport to pick up my cousin in Orange County. 147 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:51,949 Then come back here, cook us dinner, take the trash out-- 148 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,952 Hey, baby, will you hold on for a second? There's some type of IT emergency. 149 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:58,080 What? Someone hacked the database? 150 00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:01,542 It's probably China again. Look, I-- I have to call you back, okay? 151 00:09:04,837 --> 00:09:08,715 Listen, I'd love to be a bitch to you now, but I'm sort of dealing with something. 152 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,259 No. I didn't come here to fight. 153 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:12,386 It's just, I already bought a ticket to the play, 154 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,555 so I need to know if it's worth the $8. 155 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,181 So, what's going on? 156 00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:18,225 I don't know. This part is really intense. 157 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:19,393 There's so many lines. 158 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:22,312 And then there's all this physical stuff when I'm sanding a canoe. 159 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:24,773 Oh, I know you can sand. You got the shoulders for it. 160 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,441 The real problem is, 161 00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:29,111 is that Dylan cries at the end of the play, 162 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:30,696 and I can't cry on cue. 163 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:33,282 I've been trying my whole life. I've never been able to make it happen. 164 00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:34,616 Which is really confusing 165 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:37,661 because I can be dishonest in literally every single other way. 166 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:41,290 I mean, well, that's okay. We can-- We can work on it together. 167 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:45,002 No, it's fine. I'm just gonna tell them to find somebody else for the part. 168 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,837 No. I'm not gonna let you do that. 169 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,089 Vegeta and Goku. 170 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,258 One last ride. 171 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,427 Then we're back to being mortal enemies. 172 00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:58,682 [chuckling] Okay. Where do we start? 173 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:02,519 By asking Sharon if we can reserve this conference room for the rest of the day. 174 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:06,690 God willing, she'll say yes. 175 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:18,493 - [gavel bangs] - Rezoning measure 14B passes 6-3. 176 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:21,663 The Alameda Street housing initiative can move forward. 177 00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:25,334 A special thanks to Molly Wells and her team for all of their hard work. 178 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:27,044 [exhales] Ooh. 179 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,880 We look forward to breaking ground in 2026. 180 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,132 Really? 2026? 181 00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:34,718 Yeah. It used to be 2028, but we sped it up. 182 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,679 Okay. Now we'll open the floor to public comments. 183 00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:44,102 Hi. I have a question for Ms. Wells. 184 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:45,812 Yes, of course. Ask me anything. 185 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:48,899 Why do you decide what happens to our neighborhood? 186 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:52,236 Is it because you have more money? [chuckles] 187 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:56,573 Why don't you tear down one of those mansions and build the housing there? 188 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:59,368 This is disgusting. 189 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,453 And so are you. 190 00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:04,540 [chuckles] Thank you for your time. 191 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:06,542 [Claudia clears throat] 192 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:10,921 - That was more than one question. - Hey, don't worry about her. 193 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,423 Yeah. There's always a negative Nancy in the bunch. 194 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:17,636 I also think Ms. Wells is disgusting. Here's a list of reasons why. 195 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,304 What? 196 00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:21,014 You are decreasing the value of our homes. 197 00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:24,351 Have you even considered the environmental impacts of this high-rise? 198 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:28,355 You call this housing affordable? You don't even know what that word means. 199 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,275 You don't have a response to any of this? 200 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,193 You are ruining Los Angeles. 201 00:11:33,277 --> 00:11:34,945 This lady is the reason I'm bald. 202 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,071 You fascist! 203 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,074 Look at her over there, looking down at us. 204 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,869 I see why your husband left you. 205 00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:44,162 - Okay, you can cut the shit right there. - [spectators applaud] 206 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:46,415 I am trying to help you pieces of-- 207 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,500 - [spectators gasp] - Molly. Just… 208 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,920 Pieces of Los Angeles. 209 00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:59,136 Beautiful pieces of beautiful Los Angeles. Our home. 210 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:05,392 Home of beaches and Hollywood. 211 00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:10,314 Filled with sunshine and rockin' tunes… 212 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,690 on the radio. 213 00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,444 - Is that enough? - I think so. I-- 214 00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:17,070 Bye. 215 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:19,740 - [murmuring] - [mouthing] Wow. 216 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,076 All right. 217 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,996 Well… [clears throat] …that concludes the public comments. 218 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,583 And, uh, now we'll be presenting the key to the city 219 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:32,294 to YouTube sensation JoJo Siwa. 220 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,379 [spectators applauding] 221 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:43,347 His owner's dead, but little Buster won't leave him. 222 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,016 Not now, not ever. 223 00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:48,519 Man, we do not deserve dogs. 224 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:51,438 [person in video] We know you miss her, honey. That's a good girl. Come on. 225 00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:53,106 How are you not crying right now? 226 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:56,401 Oh, sorry. I'm not really a dog person. 227 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:59,696 If you're gonna lick your own butt, you should be on a lot of drugs. 228 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,990 Okay. Well, what about this? 229 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,285 [squealing] 230 00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:07,496 [Howard] She's hearing for the first time. 231 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,165 Nothing? 232 00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:12,668 Yeah, no. Um, I don't really like kids. 233 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,753 They all remind me of my niece. 234 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,088 What a bitch. 235 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:22,594 Okay. Well, here's a soldier just back from Afghanistan surprising his family. 236 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:26,974 [chuckling, groaning] Oh, mmm. 237 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,226 - Oh, my God. - [inhales deeply] Mm-hmm. 238 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,520 [soldier in video] I know, I know, I know… [indistinct] 239 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,146 I think I've hooked up with him. 240 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:35,774 Yeah. Oh, my God. 241 00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:39,152 I thought he ghosted me, but he went to Afghanistan? 242 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:40,904 Lame. 243 00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:43,991 [scoffs] Can we watch something else? 244 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:48,453 Okay. What the fuck was that? I mean, I don't expect a parade, 245 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:51,415 but I would also prefer not be called a "money-shitting ass-witch." 246 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,750 Was that a pun off the word "sandwich"? Doesn't matter. 247 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,002 Okay. That was a little rough, 248 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,462 but we know this isn't a job where you're going to get thanks. 249 00:13:57,546 --> 00:14:00,090 I'm not asking for thanks. I would just like not to be attacked. 250 00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:02,759 Well, this isn't about you. This is about the people you're helping. 251 00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:04,136 Everyone has their own struggle. 252 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,221 I know. I know. Everyone has their own struggle. 253 00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:08,265 I just wish my struggle were a little bit easier. 254 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,892 - Eat shit, billionaire! - [Molly screams] 255 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,018 Hey, hey, hey! 256 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:14,354 - [protestor 2] Eat shit! - [screams] Oh, my sweater! Oh. 257 00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:16,440 - Sir! - [Arthur] You okay? Are you okay? 258 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,026 - [Sofia groaning] - [guard] Sir. Sir! 259 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:21,153 - [Molly] What the fuck! - [Arthur groans] 260 00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:29,244 [Howard sighs] 261 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,372 Look. Okay, I didn't wanna have to go down this road, 262 00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:34,208 but we're gonna start talking about your past. 263 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,126 It's a waste of time. There's nothing there. 264 00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:38,629 Oh, come on, everyone's got some childhood trauma. 265 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,131 Mmm, not me. My family was very normal. 266 00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:42,841 Oh, fine. I'll go first. 267 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:43,926 When I was eight, 268 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:47,679 my uncle used me as collateral in a game of dominoes and lost. 269 00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:49,681 My mom had to drive all the way out to Bakersfield 270 00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,600 to buy me back from a guy named Tim, 271 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:53,685 and she was mad at me! 272 00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:58,815 Okay. Well, my parents were very nice Midwestern people, you know? 273 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:03,111 We just worked on the farm all day, had dinner at 4:00, went to bed at 7:00. 274 00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:04,613 It was very peaceful. 275 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,740 You know, there was no screaming, no fighting, 276 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:10,035 no crying, no hugging, no "I love yous," 277 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,871 no touching, no birthdays, no holidays. 278 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:15,332 It was a nice, normal life. 279 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:20,087 That is way darker than what I thought you were gonna say. 280 00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:22,089 You need therapy immediately. 281 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,966 Oh, no. Bad idea. I tried it once. 282 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,927 He fell in love with me, and I had to get a restraining order. 283 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:29,680 Wow. Okay. Well, w-we don't have time anyways. 284 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,724 So, why don't I just look up some chemicals that will make you cry 285 00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:34,768 and maybe we can put some onions up your sleeve. 286 00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:35,894 Onions don't make me cry. 287 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,939 Okay. Will you meet me halfway here? You're not even trying! 288 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,274 [Nicholas sighs] 289 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,579 [Arthur] Found some paper towels for us in the bathroom. 290 00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:55,163 - Oh, thanks. - Yeah. 291 00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:57,457 [Molly groans] 292 00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:03,088 Am I making it better? 293 00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:04,590 [both laugh] 294 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:06,717 Kind of just spreading it around a little bit, 295 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,719 but honestly, it's working. 296 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,305 Yeah, you were totally my bodyguard back there. 297 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:15,559 Ah. I've actually always kinda felt like I had a Kevin Costner vibe. 298 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:16,894 - Oh. - Yeah. 299 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,605 I actually dressed up as him once for Halloween. 300 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,607 [chuckles] From what movie? 301 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:24,151 No movie. Just dressed up as him. 302 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,737 Yeah. I wore a shirt and slacks. 303 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,865 But I carried myself, you know, with his energy. 304 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:30,991 - Mmm. - Yeah. 305 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:32,701 Well… 306 00:16:33,452 --> 00:16:35,329 Thank you again for being so brave. 307 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:38,040 Oh, yeah. I don't-- I don't know what came over me. 308 00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:41,543 I saw that second pie, and I just felt like I had to protect you. 309 00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:43,921 Well, it was really sweet. 310 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,047 Yeah. 311 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,717 - Molly. I was worried. [sighs] - Oh. 312 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,302 [Molly] Thanks for coming. 313 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,221 - Are you hurt? - No, I'm fine. 314 00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:56,016 I'm just mad and frustrated and sticky. 315 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:57,309 Look at you. 316 00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,478 You need to rest. Come with me. My helicopter's standing by. 317 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,188 - Okay. - Thank you so much, Arthur. 318 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:02,314 Oh, sure. 319 00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:04,316 Sure. 320 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,401 You can take my car to go home if you want. 321 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:09,279 Oh, yeah. You should take his car. We're not using it. 322 00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:10,948 Oh, no, no. You don't have to do that. 323 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:14,034 I think there's plenty of Bird scooters out there I can grab. 324 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,953 Uh, that'll take me to my bike. 325 00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:17,829 - Okay. - All right. 326 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,748 - Thank you again so much, huh? - Sure. 327 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,087 [mouthing] Thank you. 328 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:48,485 Okay. So I couldn't find any menthol sticks to make you cry, 329 00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:51,113 but I did find some strawberry lip balm and some Fritos. 330 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:52,614 If we mix them together, it might work. 331 00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:54,741 Forget it. I don't know why I'm doing this play. 332 00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:56,493 I'm gonna go out there and embarrass myself. 333 00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:57,578 No, you're not. 334 00:17:57,661 --> 00:18:02,207 Listen, could-- could you just leave me alone, please? 335 00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:05,419 [cell phone buzzes] 336 00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:14,219 Uh, hey, Tanya. Listen, I'm-- 337 00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:16,388 I better be talking to a motherfucking ghost right now, 338 00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:19,349 because you being dead is the only excuse for you not answering the phone. 339 00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:21,560 Come on, baby. Just-- Just calm down. 340 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:24,104 Go open yourself up a nice lime La Croix. Take your shoes off. 341 00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:25,189 I'll be right there. 342 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,357 Why the hell haven't you been answering my calls? 343 00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:30,819 'Cause I've been busy helping Nicholas. He's really needed me today. 344 00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:32,362 Nicholas? What about me? 345 00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:33,530 I asked you to do something, 346 00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:35,240 and you're running around with some traitor. 347 00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:37,868 Howard, if you do not get off this phone, get in the car 348 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,287 -and drive to Orange County-- - Baby, this is really important to me. 349 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,164 Did you just interrupt me while I was talking? 350 00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:43,665 You are in a world of trouble. 351 00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:45,918 -If you don't get your ass-- - Tanya. Stop. 352 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:47,252 I'm done with you. 353 00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:50,923 We're over. Goodbye. 354 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,597 [sighs] 355 00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:17,991 Wow. That's a perfect omelet. Thank you. 356 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,370 [sighs deeply] 357 00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:24,331 This is nice. Really nice. 358 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,458 You need to be more careful. 359 00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:27,584 [Molly] I know. 360 00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,586 Sofia says it's important to be there in person 361 00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:31,630 so the community can get to know us. 362 00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:33,757 And she says it makes sense 363 00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:36,635 that the public is suspicious of someone like me. 364 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:40,013 But that doesn't mean I deserve to be called "Scrooge McFuckface." 365 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,766 I know Sofia means well. 366 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,979 But there are parts of our lives she will never understand. 367 00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:50,023 No matter what we do, some people will resent what we have. 368 00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:53,986 Then what am I doing every day? I just feel like I can never win. 369 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,822 No, there are ways we can help without getting attacked. 370 00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:58,699 Think about the conference. 371 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,243 No pies in the face, and you can do great things there. 372 00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:05,330 Molly, there is more than one way to be good. 373 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,168 I like that. 374 00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,752 Let's go to Corsica early. 375 00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:13,797 You're gonna love it there. It's so beautiful. 376 00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:18,385 And I don't know how it's possible, but the sun sets for five hours. 377 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,804 - It never stops! - [Molly chuckles] 378 00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,347 That sounds pretty good. 379 00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:25,100 Now, can you make me three more of these burrito omelets 380 00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:26,810 so I can take them on the plane? 381 00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:28,437 Anything for you. 382 00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:30,189 Thanks. 383 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:35,068 "What are you doing here? I told you I don't--" 384 00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:38,447 "Are you alone?" [muttering] 385 00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,035 "Oh, I just thought that--" 386 00:20:44,203 --> 00:20:47,039 - [chuckles] Hey, is everything okay? - Everything's fine. 387 00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:50,167 It's just that, before you go out there, there's something I wanted to tell you. 388 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:52,127 Okay. 389 00:20:52,211 --> 00:20:55,005 I know things have been weird between us the past few weeks. 390 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:58,759 But now I know those things you were trying to tell me about Tanya, you-- 391 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,886 you were just trying to help me. 392 00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:04,056 I'm sorry I haven't been there for you. 393 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:05,599 - It's okay. We're okay. - [Howard] Well, no! 394 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,935 Before you go out there and you fuck everything up, 395 00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:09,811 I need you to know you are good at this. 396 00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:11,939 I'm proud of you. 397 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:13,815 And I love you. 398 00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:16,401 And I'm not saying this as some co-worker or a fan. 399 00:21:16,485 --> 00:21:18,070 I'm saying this as your best friend. 400 00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:21,281 [Nicholas gasps] Oh! 401 00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:23,659 [Howard sighs] 402 00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:28,914 Places, everyone. Break legs! Break legs! 403 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:31,834 ["Always On Time" playing] 404 00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:33,210 You got this. 405 00:21:33,794 --> 00:21:35,128 - Thanks, man. - [Howard] Go get 'em. 406 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:43,303 [cell phone buzzes] 407 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,101 Everything's all right? 408 00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:02,406 [Nicholas sniffles] 409 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,201 Mom, what are you doing here? 410 00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:08,620 I said I wanted to be alone. 411 00:22:08,704 --> 00:22:10,706 He would have been so proud. 412 00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:14,459 Star quarterback in high school. Top salesman in your firm. 413 00:22:14,543 --> 00:22:17,254 - Everything he always wanted for you. - Yeah, then why is he gone? 414 00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:19,756 Dylan, do you think your father chose to have cancer? 415 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,134 I think he chose not to have the chemo. 416 00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:23,552 It's complicated! 417 00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:26,930 I'm so sick of hearing that! 418 00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:31,310 I'm so sick of living in his shadow. 419 00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:34,313 You don't think I don't see his face everywhere I go? 420 00:22:35,439 --> 00:22:37,357 I don't hear what this town says about him? 421 00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:40,944 "Mayor Moretti, the man who brought the town back after the fire!" 422 00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:44,031 Well, none of that matters in the end. 423 00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:48,243 The only thing he ever did that matters is die. 424 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,414 And I didn't even get a chance to say goodbye. 425 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:59,171 Mom, that's all I want… [voice cracks] …is just one more minute. With him. 426 00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:04,343 Just the two of us, in this old canoe. 427 00:23:05,511 --> 00:23:10,807 [sniffles] Watching the geese make patterns in the sky… 428 00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:16,563 [sobs] …at our place on Cahoga Lake. 429 00:23:19,483 --> 00:23:21,610 [audience applauding, cheering] 430 00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:23,320 Bravo! 431 00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:35,165 [sobbing] Bravo! Bravo. 432 00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:45,884 - [Howard] Come here, superstar! [laughs] - [Arthur] Hey! 433 00:23:45,968 --> 00:23:47,928 Oh, my God. Thank you guys so much for coming. 434 00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:49,137 You were amazing! 435 00:23:49,221 --> 00:23:52,516 Oh, my God. When you said the title of the play in the play, 436 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:56,019 - I didn't know you could do that! - It was so emotional. [gasps] 437 00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:57,479 The way you were sanding the canoe, 438 00:23:57,563 --> 00:24:00,148 it was like you were shaving away all the fear and resentment that-- 439 00:24:00,232 --> 00:24:02,067 Yeah. Yeah, no. That's not what that meant, Ainsley. 440 00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:04,653 Okay. I also liked the costumes. 441 00:24:05,404 --> 00:24:09,825 You know, I liked the sexual tension between your character and Linda. 442 00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:11,243 So intense. 443 00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:13,287 Oh, Rhonda… [stammers] …Linda was his mom. 444 00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:14,705 No, I-- I know. 445 00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:17,374 Okay. Well, I wouldn't have even been here today if it wasn't for this guy. 446 00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:18,834 He's the one who got me up there. 447 00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:22,379 Come on, I already cried tonight. Don't get these waterworks going. 448 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:24,965 Hi. Uh, I have a delivery from Molly Wells. 449 00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:26,383 Oh, thanks. 450 00:24:27,259 --> 00:24:28,468 Weird. 451 00:24:28,552 --> 00:24:29,720 Um… 452 00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:32,681 It says, uh, "S-- So sorry I couldn't make it. 453 00:24:32,764 --> 00:24:35,309 I'm sure you were amazing. Enjoy this on me." 454 00:24:36,185 --> 00:24:37,186 Wow. 455 00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:42,441 2006 Louis Roederer Cristal. That's really nice. 456 00:24:45,194 --> 00:24:47,863 All right. Well, let's head to the bar. Crack that baby open. 457 00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:49,781 All the rest of the drinks are on me tonight. 458 00:24:49,865 --> 00:24:50,908 - [Rhonda] Oh, okay. - Thank you. 459 00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:53,076 - [Ainsley] Sofia! - All right. Let's go! 460 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,163 ["Are You That Somebody?" playing] 461 00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:57,539 [Ainsley] What are you gonna order? 462 00:24:57,623 --> 00:24:59,541 I think I'm gonna have a gin and tonic. 463 00:25:12,304 --> 00:25:13,305 [phone beeps] 464 00:25:15,182 --> 00:25:16,683 We'll be landing soon.