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- What terminal?
- Four.
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International. Nice. Where you off to?
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Corsica.
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It's an island in the Mediterranean.
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Wow, that sounds nice. You ever been?
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No.
I haven't traveled in a while.
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My last vacation was in Fresno.
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I went to
a police brutality protest there.
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And a garlic festival.
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Wow. Sounds like a hell of a trip.
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Ugh. These homeless tents
are just everywhere now.
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Yeah. We could be doing better
for our unhoused population.
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You ask me,
we should just call a bulldozer
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and sweep 'em all up.
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Well, that's not really a solution.
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We can't criminalize poverty.
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I don't really see any other way
of fixing this.
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Oh, there are ways to help.
Structural change.
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There's a lot of work being put into...
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Yeah, I heard all that shit.
That shit doesn't really work.
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I think those people need to
get off their asses and get a job.
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- Okay. Mm... Pull over.
- What?
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I have a lifelong policy
that if someone says "those people,"
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I end the conversation. So, thank you.
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You have a nice day.
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You j... just gonna get out here,
in the middle of…
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Oh...
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Welcome to Corsica, everyone!
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Oh, I missed you guys.
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Isn't it gorgeous here?
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They have horseback riding, scuba diving,
the most beautiful beaches.
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Although, I did check,
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there are no nude beaches,
unfortunately, Rhonda.
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You did bring your bathing suit, right?
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Oh, yes, of course, dear.
It's flesh-colored.
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- She's lying. She didn't pack one.
- I didn't.
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All right.
Everyone, keep an eye on Rhonda, please.
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Now, enjoy some mirto.
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It's a Corsican liqueur made from berries.
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- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Oh, yeah.
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I just want to say again
how sorry I am for missing your play.
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Uh, don't worry about it. It's stupid.
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It was terrible.
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I don't even know
why I got three curtain calls.
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You're not mad, are you? You promise?
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How can I ever be mad at you?
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You're you, you know.
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You're my boss, my mom,
my American Girl doll,
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all wrapped up into one.
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We have a very healthy relationship.
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Aw.
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I'm so glad. Cheers.
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Yeah. Um.
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I'm gonna go and claim my room,
just flip on some Anderson Cooper,
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sit there in the dark
and watch it for 45 minutes.
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You know, just get over the jet lag.
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- It's pretty cool here, huh?
- It's something.
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Uh, what time is the run-through
for the water presentation?
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- I just have a few concerns about...
- Sofia. Come on!
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You have got to relax.
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You're on island time now, man.
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That was Jamaican, wasn't it?
Wrong country.
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Yes. If we're being problematic, you
should probably get your geography right.
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- Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
- Okay, it's okay. Cheers.
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Mmm. This is wonderful.
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Great atmosphere, great company,
great food and drinks.
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Mm-hmm.
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Y'all know what this "proscuttio"
tastes like?
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Freedom.
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Cheers to Howard
for finally being free of Tanya.
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I know she took the tires
off your Corolla,
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but breakups can be messy.
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All good.
Walking more, better for my heart health.
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You know, while we're on the subject,
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I actually ended things
with Chelsea too.
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- What... Why?
- Why would you do that?
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I don't know. Similar reasons.
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For... For freedom.
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No, that does not apply to you.
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Yeah, we're talking about Chelsea here.
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She's smart and cool,
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and you are the living embodiment
of an Olive Garden breadstick.
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- What happened?
- Well, nothing, really.
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There just, you know,
wasn't a love connection.
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You know, we weren't, uh, simpatico.
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Not the right puzzle pieces. You know?
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No "Yahtzee."
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You are low-key
the weirdest dude I've ever met.
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Yeah, you're being so vague
and withholding right now,
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I'm, like, 5% attracted to you.
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You know what I think?
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I think we're wasting time
just sitting around here gabbing.
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There is a whole beautiful island
out there waiting to be discovered.
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Carpe diem! Am I right, fellas?
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But… we got all these meats.
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Well, we should probably go after him.
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White people are very attracted
to waterfalls,
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and I don't want him to fall.
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Wow.
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This machine is actually
kind of beautiful up close.
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Should I be jealous
you've been spending so much time with it?
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No. Nothing to worry about.
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Hey, guys!
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Why don't we test the lights on Molly
for her introduction?
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Oh, wow, look at that. Is that for me?
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Wow, I feel like a star.
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Okay, I was actually wondering,
what if I came from this side?
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Can I audition that?
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So, I'm walking. "Hi, hi, how are you?"
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And then I say, "Welcome, everybody,
to the future of water."
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That feels pretty good, actually.
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What do you think, Sofia?
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Should I come
from stage left or stage right?
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- Both seem fine to me. Doesn't matter.
- Yeah?
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And I'm gonna have
a gold feature in my dress.
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Will that affect my lighting?
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God, this light is really fun.
It follows you wherever you go.
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I'm loving this.
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I should get
one of these lights in my house.
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Ooh, for the karaoke room!
Wouldn't that be fun, Sofia?
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Where'd she go?
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Wow.
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Look at this place.
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- Isn't it spectacular?
- Yeah, I don't know.
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I just kind of feel like
I'm in someone's backyard right now.
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Is it leading us to something cool?
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Like a ancient temple
we can zip-line into?
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Guys, this is one of the most unique
botanical gardens on Earth.
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There are 47 species of plants
only native to Corsica.
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Just look at the flowers.
Look at the birds.
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Oh, my God. You guys, look at that one.
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You mean that tiny brown bird
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that looks like every other bird
I've ever seen in my life?
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Yeah.
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To me, it's not boring.
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Not at all.
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To me, it's perfect.
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Are you crying?
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No.
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No, I'm just…
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admiring this...
This small creature's simple beauty.
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Oop... There he goes. He flew away.
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Gone forever.
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I am so uncomfortable right now.
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What do we do? Do we just go home?
Do we... Do we go back to America?
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Whoo! All right!
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That was cool as hell. Am I right, guys?
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Wow!
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All right.
What are we doing next, huh?
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What's next on the old cal-cal?
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Oh, my God, come on.
There's 27 more acres back here.
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Okay, I officially don't feel safe.
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Hey! I was looking for you.
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I wanted to run some of my speech by you.
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I'm sure
whatever you're going to say is fine.
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It seems like you got this.
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Okay, now I know something's up,
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because you're always very afraid
of what I'm going to say.
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What is going on?
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You really wanna know?
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- I don't think you should do this.
- What?
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Don't do this presentation tomorrow.
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Make up an excuse, pack up and go home.
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There's plenty of work for us there.
LA still needs our help.
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But this isn't helping people.
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It's just some weird sales pitch
to God knows who.
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Why are we talking about lighting
and the color of your dress?
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Listen, maybe this sort of thing isn't
in your comfort zone,
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but if you try to have a little vision...
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Sorry, whose vision
are we talking about, exactly?
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Do you think this is yours?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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When you first walked into my office,
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you told me you wasted 20 years
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getting swept up
in the life of a man you were with.
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Well, where I'm standing right now,
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it looks a lot like
that's happening again.
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Well, I'm sorry I tried
to find a little happiness with a guy.
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I'm not surprised
you're judging me though,
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because nothing I do
will ever be good enough in your eyes.
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You have never liked me,
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and I am always going to be
a problem for you.
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We should just stop pretending
that that's ever gonna change.
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You know what? Maybe you're right.
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I am. It's going to go great tomorrow,
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and I don't need your permission
to do anything,
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because it's my money!
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That's true.
You'll always be the one with the money.
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So, ultimately,
who cares what I think, right?
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You go on and enjoy that.
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Look at the three of us!
Three cowboys on the prowl.
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Well, we haven't even taken a step yet.
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You guys have probably
never even ridden a horse before, huh?
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Now, why would you assume that?
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No reason.
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No, I wa...
I didn't... No, I... I...
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You know I grew up on a farm, right?
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I've been riding horses for a while.
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My family's horse was actually the only
one who ever showed me any affection.
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Juanita.
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We celebrated my eighth birthday together.
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The theme was "Broadway or bust."
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Oh, my God.
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Well, if that is true,
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then you just might be able to keep up
with this cowboy right here.
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I'll race you to those rocks over there.
Hyah!
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- O-Oh!
- What the fuck?
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Is it dislocated? It feels dislocated.
Just pop it back in.
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- Someone give me a stick to bite down on.
- Sir, it's not dislocated.
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No broken bones. You'll be fine.
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Okay. Thank you.
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You okay, Arthur?
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Yeah, thanks. It's just...
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When I fell off that horse,
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it felt like my whole life
was flashing before my eyes.
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I knew I shouldn't have come.
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All this natural beauty
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just highlighting the irony
of the darkness that I feel inside of me.
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Arthur, what the hell is going on?
You've been weird this whole trip.
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You sound like a goth teenager right now.
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Yeah, seriously,
stop talking in Billie Eilish lyrics,
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and just tell us what's happening.
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I'm in love with Molly, okay?
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I'm in love with Molly,
and I don't know what to do.
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Hey. Where did you go?
Is everything all right?
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Yeah. Everything's fine.
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It all looks good, I just...
I need to go work on my speech.
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That's why I've been acting this way.
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That's why I broke up with Chelsea.
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I kept comparing her to Molly,
and it just wasn't fair to her.
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Oh, man. I'm sorry, Arthur.
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Yeah, that s-sounds like
a lot to deal with.
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It's just embarrassing, you know?
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She's with some incredibly handsome
French billionaire
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who owns multiple casinos.
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A big part of my life is
using Bed Bath & Beyond coupons.
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They never expire.
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Look, it's not that embarrassing.
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You two definitely have
some type of old-people vibe going on.
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- I've seen it.
- Yeah, me too.
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Honestly, I can't believe I'm saying this,
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but I don't necessarily think that
Jean-Pierre is the best guy for Molly.
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I think he's kind of a bad influence.
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Are you guys saying
you think I might have a chance?
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I mean, I don't know about that,
but I do think that a guy like you,
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who's decent and kind and grounded,
247
00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:03,992
could be really good for Molly.
248
00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:05,786
Okay, that is so nice.
249
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,909
Later, I'm gonna need you to list
my good qualities.
250
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:11,166
It feels really good
to talk about this.
251
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:14,586
I think my cat
was getting tired of hearing about it.
252
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:19,883
Well, if I can give you some advice,
as a guy who is just now living his truth,
253
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,527
you can't keep these things bottled up.
254
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,220
You gotta let your heart sing.
255
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,055
Yeah. And if I can give you advice,
256
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,433
as someone who's been bravely living
their truth since before it was cool,
257
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,769
it's the only way
you're ever gonna feel better.
258
00:13:32,563 --> 00:13:35,023
Thank you, guys. That's good advice.
259
00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:36,733
No problem.
260
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,319
Now, can we circle back
261
00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:42,573
and address that whole
"horse birthday party" situation?
262
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:45,993
Okay, fine. But I am skipping over the
part where I had to shoot her in the head.
263
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,037
Oh, my God in heaven.
264
00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:51,498
We all need so many hugs.
265
00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:57,254
So what we are talking about here
is not just a step forward.
266
00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:01,383
It's a revolution,
unlike anything ever attempted before.
267
00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:06,889
Now I'm honored to introduce
the wonderful, generous…
268
00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:11,518
…beautiful Ms. Molly Wells.
269
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:18,942
Thank you. Thank you.
270
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:21,945
Thank you so much.
271
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:25,699
There's a reason we had him give
most of the presentation.
272
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,011
Everything sounds good in that accent,
am I right?
273
00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:33,081
But we'd like to welcome
a very special surprise guest now
274
00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:35,209
to join us for the demonstration portion.
275
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:39,671
Rapper, actor, multimedia superstar,
276
00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:41,590
GaTa! GaTa, everyone!
277
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,151
What? Okay!
278
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,478
Oh.
279
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,554
What's up, Corsica?
280
00:14:47,638 --> 00:14:49,848
Can y'all make some more noise
for my girl Molly?
281
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:52,226
Thank you.
282
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:55,354
Well, I know you're performing
a song for us later today.
283
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:58,565
Have you been staying hydrated,
keeping that throat ready?
284
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,817
Actually, I could use a glass of water.
285
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,736
Well, you're in luck.
286
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,988
The Arroyo is about to deliver us
287
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:10,369
two glasses of fresh,
clean, delicious water.
288
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:15,499
And it's going to make that happen
using this.
289
00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:19,753
Should I pour it in, guys?
290
00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:23,173
- Let's do it!
- Yeah? All right.
291
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,177
The Arroyo works within seconds!
292
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:33,141
It combines a thermal drying process
with reverse osmosis purification.
293
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:37,187
And not only that,
it produces electricity at the same time.
294
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,232
All right.
You ready to see this thing in action?
295
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,067
- I'm ready.
- Here we go.
296
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:45,153
Okay. Drumroll, please.
297
00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:55,831
Okay. That doesn't seem right.
298
00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:59,543
Um, you guys...
You guys turned the machine on, right?
299
00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:03,714
Yeah? And it... And it's working? Really?
300
00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:08,844
Um, well, I am being told
the color is not a problem.
301
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,806
- It's still clean and perfectly safe.
- Clean?
302
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,601
So, here we go. Cheers.
303
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:18,705
- What is this?
- Just drink it, please.
304
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:21,106
- We spent three billion on this thing.
- I don't want to.
305
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:22,858
I'll double whatever we're paying you.
306
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:25,170
There's no way I'm drinking this.
I don't think you should either.
307
00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:26,528
Okay. Great.
308
00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:29,573
I'll go first, solo style.
309
00:16:30,449 --> 00:16:33,744
And here we go. Down the hatch.
310
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:37,497
The drinking is about to begin.
311
00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:41,210
In just a moment.
312
00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:42,878
With me drinking it.
313
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:44,838
In my mouth.
314
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,052
Oh, God, I don't think I can watch this.
315
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,763
Cousin Molly, stop!
That shit's murky as hell!
316
00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,228
Mmm.
317
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:00,562
It's, uh,
318
00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:05,901
it's not… bad.
319
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:10,781
Feels like, um,
drinking directly from a river.
320
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:16,619
Oh, I am so glad there's
over half a glass left to enjoy.
321
00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:35,430
Oh, God!
322
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,019
And it's done!
323
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,397
Look out, Evian.
324
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,317
I gotta go, everyone.
325
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,029
Fuck!
326
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:55,158
A disaster at the Silver Moon
philanthropic conference earlier today.
327
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,786
The country's third-richest woman,
Molly Wells,
328
00:17:57,870 --> 00:18:00,873
was seen onstage
drinking clearly tainted water
329
00:18:00,956 --> 00:18:02,416
produced by a filtration machine
330
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:05,002
she's poured billions of dollars
into designing.
331
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,729
What a black eye
332
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,381
for Molly Wells
and all these billionaire philanthropists.
333
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:12,467
- She was up onstage drinking human waste!
- Yeah!
334
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,358
Ugh.
335
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:35,532
This is bad. Really bad.
336
00:18:36,742 --> 00:18:37,784
How are you feeling?
337
00:18:38,744 --> 00:18:40,662
I mean, not great.
338
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:43,498
What happened out there?
339
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:47,211
I don't know.
They are checking the machine.
340
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:50,172
Obviously, something didn't work
as well as we thought.
341
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,632
No shit.
342
00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:56,303
What are we going to do now?
We look like idiots.
343
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:57,888
You and I have to go away.
344
00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:00,307
Go away? Where?
345
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:03,185
I have a chalet in Switzerland.
It's very private.
346
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,521
What about all the promises we made?
347
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,524
Those people will still be there
in a few years.
348
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,320
Do you have a better idea?
349
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:43,600
Has anybody seen Molly?
350
00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:46,284
No, and I'm getting kinda worried.
I've looked for her everywhere,
351
00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:48,122
and she's...
She's not answering any of my texts.
352
00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:51,692
I couldn't find her anywhere either, but…
…I got this note sent to my room.
353
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,659
"Dear Wells Foundation,
354
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:03,287
Since the day I walked through your door,
355
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,289
all I've done is make your lives harder.
356
00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:09,793
That's why I've decided to completely
step away from the foundation.
357
00:20:12,004 --> 00:20:15,215
You'll always have my money
to keep doing amazing, meaningful work.
358
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:17,551
I'm honored to have my name on the door.
359
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:19,970
Molly."
360
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,139
She quit?
361
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,891
That's what it sounds like to me.
362
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:26,185
Damn, coz.
363
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,770
So, what do we do now?
364
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:33,085
I think we should pack up and go home.
365
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:36,445
Like she said, we get back to work.
There's plenty to do, right?
366
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,061
I hope
you're seated comfortably, Ms. Wells.
367
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,880
We will be departing Corsica
in approximately 15 minutes.
368
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:58,175
Ms. Wells, can I get you anything
before we take off?
369
00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,760
I'll just have a ginger ale, please.
370
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:01,887
My stomach's
still not feeling quite right.
371
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:14,149
Thank you.
372
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:17,736
Sofia?
373
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,072
I'm not opening that for you, by the way.
374
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:24,326
Where's Jean-Pierre?
375
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,120
I broke up with him.
376
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:31,583
He wasn't exactly
the person I thought he was.
377
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:36,922
What are you doing here?
378
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:44,429
I'm here because I have
a key chain I won at Dave & Buster's
379
00:21:44,513 --> 00:21:47,224
because you made us all go there
after the award show.
380
00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:52,563
I'm here because I started using
mineral sunscreen after going to your spa.
381
00:21:53,397 --> 00:21:55,941
Me, Rhonda and Ainsley all use it now.
382
00:21:57,860 --> 00:22:01,238
I'm here because of the night
we went to Lucy's when you first started.
383
00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:04,533
Look, I've worked here for seven years,
384
00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:08,203
but that was the first night I actually
started getting to know our team,
385
00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:09,621
thanks to you.
386
00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:12,499
That was a good night.
387
00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:20,299
You know how big of a part of me
wants to hate you, Molly?
388
00:22:21,884 --> 00:22:25,637
But I can't. I like you, and we need you.
389
00:22:26,722 --> 00:22:28,932
You pulled us together,
and you made us better.
390
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:33,103
I may know more
about this world's problems than you,
391
00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:35,355
but you know people.
392
00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:43,906
Thank you for saying that.
393
00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:47,868
You don't know how much that means to me.
394
00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:54,291
I do not accept your resignation.
We need you back.
395
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:57,169
I can't do this without you.
396
00:23:01,173 --> 00:23:03,217
- I think I'm gonna cry.
- Don't do that.
397
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:05,904
Because if you cry, then I'll cry,
and we do not want that.
398
00:23:05,928 --> 00:23:08,388
I've had dreams
where we actually cry together,
399
00:23:08,472 --> 00:23:09,848
and it's really beautiful.
400
00:23:09,932 --> 00:23:11,391
I think if we just tried it now...
401
00:23:11,475 --> 00:23:13,310
- No, we're not doing that.
- Okay.
402
00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:16,980
But I'm glad we had this talk.
403
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:18,815
Yeah.
404
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:23,195
Are you sure about this?
405
00:23:23,779 --> 00:23:27,115
I mean, I'll never have
the moral compass you have.
406
00:23:27,199 --> 00:23:29,117
You're not the problem, Molly.
407
00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:32,663
The money is the problem.
Look at this shit.
408
00:23:33,247 --> 00:23:34,748
It makes people crazy.
409
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:39,419
It makes them think that they're geniuses
who get to tell everyone else how to live.
410
00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:41,630
You don't have to be like that.
411
00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:45,509
- But how do we come back from this?
- I don't know.
412
00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:48,428
It's not an easy fix.
413
00:23:55,227 --> 00:23:56,603
What are you thinking about?
414
00:23:58,313 --> 00:24:00,440
What if we changed the story?
415
00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:07,030
We're calling them "intuitive shelters."
416
00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:08,740
They self-react to the weather.
417
00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:12,411
Heat themselves in the winter,
cool themselves in the summer.
418
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:15,831
It's like you're living inside an app.
419
00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:24,381
Hi. Sorry I'm late. I got held up.
420
00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:27,217
Wow, uh, hi.
421
00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:29,928
Let's give a round of applause
for Molly Wells.
422
00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:34,016
Thank you.
423
00:24:35,934 --> 00:24:36,852
Hi.
424
00:24:36,935 --> 00:24:39,813
A little surprised to see you
a-after yesterday's, uh...
425
00:24:39,897 --> 00:24:44,484
Yesterday's huge fuckup.
Let's call it what it is.
426
00:24:44,568 --> 00:24:46,445
It's okay. I'm fine.
427
00:24:46,987 --> 00:24:49,448
Um, if you don't mind,
428
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:51,909
I would like to speak
about everything else
429
00:24:51,992 --> 00:24:53,869
that's going on here this weekend?
430
00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:56,622
- Sure. The floor is yours.
- Thank you.
431
00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:01,210
We've heard a lot
432
00:25:01,293 --> 00:25:07,132
about magic water machines
and robot houses,
433
00:25:08,592 --> 00:25:11,678
but these aren't solutions.
434
00:25:12,638 --> 00:25:13,847
They're distractions.
435
00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:18,101
I mean, look at who's onstage right now.
436
00:25:18,185 --> 00:25:20,270
It's me and two other billionaires.
437
00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:23,398
If you think about it,
438
00:25:23,482 --> 00:25:28,987
we're probably the worst people
to be talking about changing the world.
439
00:25:29,821 --> 00:25:34,159
I mean, why would we wanna change
a system that lets us live like kings?
440
00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:37,788
That's why we have
these stupid conferences
441
00:25:37,871 --> 00:25:41,625
where all we do is talk to each other.
442
00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:45,963
If we actually stopped
to listen to someone
443
00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:48,632
who wasn't in our bubble,
444
00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:52,219
they'd tell us that we are the problem.
445
00:25:55,973 --> 00:25:58,976
Billionaires shouldn't exist.
446
00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:00,853
I shouldn't exist.
447
00:26:03,522 --> 00:26:06,441
I'm grateful
that I've gotten to know a few people
448
00:26:06,525 --> 00:26:10,112
who have been telling me this
for a while now.
449
00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:12,364
And…
450
00:26:14,074 --> 00:26:16,159
I think I'm finally starting to hear them.
451
00:26:19,246 --> 00:26:20,581
So starting today,
452
00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,917
I'm going to give away all my money.
453
00:26:24,585 --> 00:26:27,880
All 120 billion.
454
00:26:29,715 --> 00:26:33,510
- Remember when I had 87 billion?
- Well… …it grew.
455
00:26:34,511 --> 00:26:40,309
Just now while I've been talking to you
I-I've probably made about 20 million?
456
00:26:42,186 --> 00:26:45,480
How fucking sick is that?
457
00:26:47,399 --> 00:26:51,653
Anyway, I-I know I'm definitely gonna
screw some things up along the way.
458
00:26:53,864 --> 00:26:58,368
But I promise to do my best to get to zero
459
00:26:59,453 --> 00:27:02,497
and to help as many people as I can.
460
00:27:03,916 --> 00:27:10,005
And I challenge any other ridiculously
wealthy people who are watching this
461
00:27:10,923 --> 00:27:12,090
to do the same.
462
00:27:15,469 --> 00:27:17,346
'Cause otherwise, it's not philanthropy,
463
00:27:17,429 --> 00:27:21,058
it's… just PR bullshit.
464
00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:25,562
Thank you.
465
00:27:28,398 --> 00:27:30,275
Yeah, coz! Tell 'em!
466
00:27:45,165 --> 00:27:48,710
And I challenge any other
ridiculously wealthy people
467
00:27:48,794 --> 00:27:51,004
who are watching this to do the same.
468
00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:52,798
'Cause otherwise, it's not philanthropy,
469
00:27:52,881 --> 00:27:55,217
- it's just PR bullshit.
- Just PR bullshit.
470
00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:56,528
Look at that guy's face.
471
00:27:58,971 --> 00:28:01,598
Holy fucking shit.
Do you know what you just did?
472
00:28:01,682 --> 00:28:04,309
Kind of. I think I blacked out
up there a little bit.
473
00:28:04,393 --> 00:28:05,620
Okay.
474
00:28:05,644 --> 00:28:07,187
- I don't know. Is this crazy?
- Yeah.
475
00:28:07,271 --> 00:28:08,414
I mean, can we really do this?
476
00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:11,525
No idea. All I know is
you're a complete fucking badass.
477
00:28:11,608 --> 00:28:13,127
Let's give it up for this queen.
She's back!
478
00:28:13,151 --> 00:28:15,070
Thank you.
479
00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:17,990
Now, listen, coz,
when you finally do get down to broke,
480
00:28:18,073 --> 00:28:19,513
you're welcome to crash at my place.
481
00:28:19,575 --> 00:28:21,118
I appreciate it, Howard.
482
00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:23,704
Ah, okay,
but just between inner circle here,
483
00:28:23,787 --> 00:28:25,664
you are gonna keep
some of the money, right?
484
00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:27,624
Like, 20 billion, 10 billion?
485
00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:30,210
Well, I think the whole point is
to give all of it away,
486
00:28:30,294 --> 00:28:31,295
not just some.
487
00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:33,213
Okay, so, one billion?
488
00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:36,383
You're not gonna need that money,
because from what I hear,
489
00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:39,595
you are a brilliant actor
with a bright future.
490
00:28:40,262 --> 00:28:43,724
And I am never going to miss
another performance again.
491
00:28:44,892 --> 00:28:45,934
I promise.
492
00:28:46,894 --> 00:28:48,228
Unless it's a musical.
493
00:28:48,312 --> 00:28:49,706
Oh, my God.
I'd never put you through that.
494
00:28:49,730 --> 00:28:52,357
Thank you.
495
00:28:53,358 --> 00:28:57,946
Okay, so I asked Ainsley to make this
to show us what our new mission is.
496
00:28:58,030 --> 00:29:00,282
- We get this down to zero. Y'all ready?
- Oh, yeah.
497
00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:01,968
Yeah!
498
00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:05,621
Thank you, guys, really.
From the bottom of my heart.
499
00:29:05,704 --> 00:29:08,457
Now, I haven't given away
all my money yet.
500
00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:12,294
So, tonight, it's all on me.
501
00:29:12,377 --> 00:29:16,048
Let's just drink this berry stuff
and fuck up Corsica.
502
00:29:17,257 --> 00:29:19,486
- Let's get drunk.
- Cheers to that.
503
00:29:19,510 --> 00:29:20,719
Yeah.
504
00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:23,680
Should we open a bottle of champagne?
505
00:29:23,764 --> 00:29:25,366
That's worse than that stuff
I drank onstage.
506
00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:26,892
Yeah. It turns on you quick.
507
00:29:26,975 --> 00:29:28,477
Whew.
508
00:29:36,235 --> 00:29:38,612
You ever think about
being in an animated movie?
509
00:29:38,695 --> 00:29:40,781
I can't just start being in movies.
510
00:29:40,864 --> 00:29:42,741
Well, not with that attitude, you can't.
511
00:29:42,824 --> 00:29:44,159
But what if it's this?
512
00:29:44,243 --> 00:29:47,871
You play a funny little clam in the ocean,
but you can't make a pearl,
513
00:29:47,955 --> 00:29:50,582
so you're like,
"Is there something wrong with me?"
514
00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:53,919
But there isn't.
You don't need a pearl to be beautiful.
515
00:29:54,002 --> 00:29:57,297
Okay, buddy, how about, um,
we take a break from the mirto for now?
516
00:29:58,048 --> 00:29:59,048
Good job.
517
00:30:00,509 --> 00:30:03,178
- Um, excuse me, guys.
- Yeah.
518
00:30:11,270 --> 00:30:13,188
- Hey.
- Hi.
519
00:30:13,272 --> 00:30:14,565
How are you holding up?
520
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,109
What do you mean? Did something happen?
521
00:30:19,278 --> 00:30:22,614
What you said up there was incredible.
522
00:30:23,282 --> 00:30:25,826
I've never seen anyone
do anything like that before.
523
00:30:26,451 --> 00:30:27,870
Aw, thanks.
524
00:30:29,079 --> 00:30:30,998
Part of me is freaked out a little bit,
525
00:30:31,081 --> 00:30:34,084
because I really don't wanna move in
with Howard.
526
00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:35,794
Yeah. Mmm.
527
00:30:35,878 --> 00:30:40,090
But part of me is excited.
528
00:30:41,049 --> 00:30:42,050
Yeah, I can see that.
529
00:30:42,134 --> 00:30:45,137
I mean, your life is gonna be
completely different.
530
00:30:46,138 --> 00:30:47,764
I think maybe that's a good thing.
531
00:30:48,473 --> 00:30:50,601
I've been living
at the extremes for so long,
532
00:30:50,684 --> 00:30:54,813
maybe it's time for a quieter,
more normal life.
533
00:30:56,356 --> 00:30:58,233
I think that could be really nice.
534
00:30:58,775 --> 00:31:00,903
Yeah.
535
00:31:00,986 --> 00:31:01,986
Um…
536
00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:08,076
actually, there is something that
I've been meaning to talk to you about.
537
00:31:10,829 --> 00:31:12,247
What is it?
538
00:32:09,054 --> 00:32:10,514
Oh, my God.
539
00:32:12,099 --> 00:32:14,476
Things got pretty crazy last night,
didn't they?
540
00:32:21,525 --> 00:32:23,443
Yeah.
541
00:32:24,778 --> 00:32:27,072
Yeah. Things got really crazy.
542
00:32:32,935 --> 00:32:34,935
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