1 00:00:28,335 --> 00:00:31,671 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:43,552 --> 00:00:45,252 Good morning, Mr. Draper. 3 00:00:45,287 --> 00:00:47,088 Morning. 4 00:00:47,122 --> 00:00:49,256 It's Beverly, isn't it? 5 00:00:49,291 --> 00:00:51,058 He's on 19. 6 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:53,194 Thank you. 7 00:00:57,199 --> 00:00:58,631 Good morning. 8 00:00:58,665 --> 00:01:00,266 You don't have to do this every day. 9 00:01:00,301 --> 00:01:02,202 I won't have you lost again. 10 00:01:02,236 --> 00:01:04,870 I wasn't lost. I was late. I was fibbing. 11 00:01:04,905 --> 00:01:06,439 Well, you can't do that. 12 00:01:06,474 --> 00:01:08,741 It throws off a very busy schedule. 13 00:01:08,775 --> 00:01:11,244 Not to mention everything, et cetera. 14 00:01:11,278 --> 00:01:13,346 Can you call housekeeping and ask them 15 00:01:13,380 --> 00:01:14,680 not to make up my bed while I'm still in it? 16 00:01:14,715 --> 00:01:17,382 Well, you won't have to endure the hardships 17 00:01:17,417 --> 00:01:18,950 of The Plaza much longer. 18 00:01:18,985 --> 00:01:21,420 The floors of your apartment will be done Monday. 19 00:01:21,454 --> 00:01:23,888 If you pick paint, you could move in next week. 20 00:01:23,923 --> 00:01:25,890 That's great. 21 00:01:28,561 --> 00:01:30,962 Honey, you can just have this waiting on my desk. 22 00:01:30,997 --> 00:01:33,431 Does it smell any better in here? 23 00:01:33,465 --> 00:01:35,433 If you like Airwick. 24 00:01:35,467 --> 00:01:37,268 Fruit. 25 00:01:37,302 --> 00:01:39,870 When I was packing, well, I think these 26 00:01:39,904 --> 00:01:41,506 were best kept from the movers. 27 00:01:45,444 --> 00:01:47,211 Have you thought about new furniture? 28 00:01:48,547 --> 00:01:50,079 I think it looks great in here. 29 00:01:50,114 --> 00:01:53,082 No, for your apartment. You only have a bed. 30 00:01:53,117 --> 00:01:56,253 I made dinner reservations in Farmington tomorrow. 31 00:01:56,287 --> 00:01:58,688 You're taking Sally back to school. 32 00:01:58,722 --> 00:02:00,023 Oh, thank you. 33 00:02:00,057 --> 00:02:02,058 Jim Hobart's back from vacation. 34 00:02:02,092 --> 00:02:04,093 No napping. 35 00:02:27,650 --> 00:02:29,784 You and the computer gonna share an office over there? 36 00:02:29,818 --> 00:02:33,154 No, the old girl served her purpose. 37 00:02:33,189 --> 00:02:35,156 McCann is Mission Control. 38 00:02:35,191 --> 00:02:36,991 Statisticians, programmers, 39 00:02:37,025 --> 00:02:39,760 five men and 10 women just handling data. 40 00:02:39,795 --> 00:02:42,596 Maybe they can keep track of your hat size. Seems to be growing. 41 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:44,665 Why are you still here? 42 00:02:44,699 --> 00:02:47,000 Somebody's got to hand over the keys. 43 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:49,936 Well, I'm on 24 and you're on 26, 44 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,371 but I'll be up there all the time. 45 00:02:51,406 --> 00:02:53,574 There's an executive dining room. 46 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:57,110 You know, I once rode on a bus to camp sitting next to a guy like you. 47 00:02:57,144 --> 00:02:59,512 We're not going to be bunkmates, Crane. 48 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:01,614 I'll make them build another floor if I have to. 49 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:03,583 I'm not going to let you spoil the moment. 50 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:05,050 My moment. 51 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:07,186 See you in the funny papers. 52 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:11,624 I don't know what's keeping the building representatives, 53 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:12,891 but I feel perfectly comfortable-- 54 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:14,559 Forging my signature? 55 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:16,261 No, that's okay. You can go. 56 00:03:16,295 --> 00:03:19,631 Well, this is my last day and I wanted to thank you. 57 00:03:19,665 --> 00:03:21,633 Bullshit. They can't fire you. 58 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:24,302 Actually, I took another job. 59 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:27,038 Travelers Insurance. My cousin works there. 60 00:03:27,072 --> 00:03:29,841 - Look, I hate Caroline, too. - No, it's-- 61 00:03:29,875 --> 00:03:31,908 - Did I do something? - No. 62 00:03:31,943 --> 00:03:35,912 It's just I kept thinking about walking into a new office. 63 00:03:35,947 --> 00:03:37,781 I'm doing it, too. 64 00:03:37,815 --> 00:03:39,650 And now there's going to be one less person I know. 65 00:03:39,684 --> 00:03:42,085 Mr. Sterling, it's not you. 66 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:46,490 Advertising is not a very comfortable place for everyone. 67 00:03:48,292 --> 00:03:49,492 Oh. 68 00:03:49,526 --> 00:03:52,662 That in mind, I have to say thank you. 69 00:03:52,696 --> 00:03:55,097 You're very amusing. 70 00:03:56,333 --> 00:03:58,301 Fat lot of good it did me. 71 00:04:02,873 --> 00:04:05,340 Hello, neighbor. 72 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:08,477 We're the welcome wagon. We heard you had a window. 73 00:04:08,511 --> 00:04:10,512 Aren't you sweet to come by? 74 00:04:10,546 --> 00:04:12,748 This is Beverly. And who are you? 75 00:04:12,782 --> 00:04:15,584 - I'm Libby Blum. - Karen Schmidt. 76 00:04:15,618 --> 00:04:17,686 Can we have a minute? 77 00:04:19,422 --> 00:04:21,690 - We're copywriters. - I recognized the names. 78 00:04:21,724 --> 00:04:23,291 I was just going over Tampax. 79 00:04:23,325 --> 00:04:25,125 We also did the pill for Ortho, and-- 80 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,728 If it's in it, near it, or makes you think about it, we're on it. 81 00:04:29,698 --> 00:04:33,901 So Topaz Pantyhose and Butler Shoes set off an alarm. 82 00:04:33,935 --> 00:04:36,103 But we really love Avon. 83 00:04:36,137 --> 00:04:38,138 This is incredible. 84 00:04:38,173 --> 00:04:41,608 So you just came in here to get on my business. 85 00:04:41,642 --> 00:04:43,543 And to say hello. 86 00:04:43,577 --> 00:04:45,912 Well, I'm flattered by both. 87 00:04:45,946 --> 00:04:48,615 If you want us, just ask Frank in the studio. 88 00:04:48,649 --> 00:04:50,183 He'll ask Bobby in traffic, 89 00:04:50,217 --> 00:04:52,251 and he'll tell Carl the associate creative director. 90 00:04:52,286 --> 00:04:54,387 You can put a request in however you want. 91 00:04:54,422 --> 00:04:56,255 We'll let the Soviets deal with it. 92 00:04:56,290 --> 00:04:59,391 You're aware that Peggy Olson handles all of those accounts? 93 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,461 See, I told you. 94 00:05:02,495 --> 00:05:04,930 Well, we'd love to share the crumbs with her. 95 00:05:06,165 --> 00:05:08,734 Thank you so much for the plant. 96 00:05:08,768 --> 00:05:11,036 Oh, we're going to the Oyster Bar tonight. 97 00:05:11,070 --> 00:05:13,205 We have an informal ladies' club. 98 00:05:13,239 --> 00:05:15,172 It's not women's lib, just a bitch session. 99 00:05:15,207 --> 00:05:17,842 We are strictly consciousness lowering. 100 00:05:17,876 --> 00:05:20,044 When I get settled in. 101 00:05:34,225 --> 00:05:35,759 Incredible. 102 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:37,594 Did you come to get your furniture? 103 00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:39,363 There was a mix-up. 104 00:05:39,397 --> 00:05:41,465 My office isn't ready. 105 00:05:41,499 --> 00:05:43,533 Why are you still here? 106 00:05:43,568 --> 00:05:45,068 Well, I'm not going to McCann. 107 00:05:45,102 --> 00:05:46,636 And so far I'm not going anywhere. 108 00:05:46,671 --> 00:05:48,671 And I'm being paid through the end of the week, 109 00:05:48,705 --> 00:05:50,406 so I thought I'd make some long-distance phone calls. 110 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,274 Oh. 111 00:05:55,879 --> 00:05:59,081 - We lost Dow. - We still owe them work. 112 00:05:59,115 --> 00:06:01,116 Could you get Mr. Kreutzer at Sugarberry Ham for me? 113 00:06:01,150 --> 00:06:02,518 Why would I do that? 114 00:06:02,552 --> 00:06:04,486 Because Marsha's sorting things out over there 115 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,954 and I'm not calling myself. 116 00:06:14,296 --> 00:06:16,631 I'm giving you a standing ovation. 117 00:06:17,933 --> 00:06:19,133 How was the Bahamas? 118 00:06:19,167 --> 00:06:22,002 Oh, it's everything we say it is in print. 119 00:06:26,307 --> 00:06:28,709 I hope you're finding everything satisfactory. 120 00:06:28,743 --> 00:06:30,811 Ferg's been an excellent tour guide. 121 00:06:30,845 --> 00:06:34,180 He's just following you around because he's our resident impressionist. 122 00:06:34,215 --> 00:06:36,216 Do you do an imitation of Don yet? 123 00:06:37,419 --> 00:06:39,886 "I'm, um, working very diligently 124 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:41,754 on the, um, matter at hand." 125 00:06:43,223 --> 00:06:45,525 Well, you better not make a joke of this man. 126 00:06:45,559 --> 00:06:48,394 We've lined up coffee and baloney with Nabisco, 127 00:06:48,429 --> 00:06:51,731 National Cash Register, and your old friend Conrad Hilton. 128 00:06:51,765 --> 00:06:53,299 He bought you a gift. 129 00:06:53,333 --> 00:06:55,000 That's never good. 130 00:06:55,035 --> 00:06:56,902 And we just bought an entire agency 131 00:06:56,936 --> 00:06:58,737 in Milwaukee to get Miller Beer. 132 00:06:58,771 --> 00:07:00,539 For me? 133 00:07:00,573 --> 00:07:02,741 When I want something, I get it. 134 00:07:02,775 --> 00:07:05,310 And I've been trying to get you for 10 years. 135 00:07:05,344 --> 00:07:07,145 You're my "white whale," Don. 136 00:07:07,179 --> 00:07:09,448 Well, maybe you should send me to the Bahamas. 137 00:07:09,482 --> 00:07:11,783 In due time. The important thing is 138 00:07:11,818 --> 00:07:14,618 we're expecting you to bring things up a notch around here. 139 00:07:16,254 --> 00:07:18,756 Jim, I don't know what to tell you. I'll do my best. 140 00:07:18,790 --> 00:07:21,459 And, Don, this is a shirtsleeves operation. 141 00:07:21,493 --> 00:07:22,793 We want you relaxed. 142 00:07:22,828 --> 00:07:24,595 And should you ever need anything in this city, 143 00:07:24,629 --> 00:07:26,330 dinner reservations, parking tickets... 144 00:07:26,364 --> 00:07:29,299 Just drop our name into yours. 145 00:07:29,334 --> 00:07:31,434 I will. 146 00:07:35,973 --> 00:07:38,307 Oh, Miller Beer is coming in tomorrow 147 00:07:38,342 --> 00:07:40,543 for handshakes on their new idea-- 148 00:07:40,578 --> 00:07:41,978 diet beer. 149 00:07:42,012 --> 00:07:43,680 For ladies? 150 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:46,048 For men watching their waistlines. 151 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:47,583 Why don't we call it "Tub"? 152 00:07:49,151 --> 00:07:51,887 - Have you said it yet? - What? 153 00:07:51,921 --> 00:07:54,389 Have you introduced yourself? 154 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,094 I'm Don Draper from McCann-Erickson. 155 00:08:06,468 --> 00:08:08,335 I appreciate the call. 156 00:08:08,370 --> 00:08:10,170 Mostly because it's hard for me to walk around here 157 00:08:10,205 --> 00:08:11,939 acting like nothing's changed. 158 00:08:11,974 --> 00:08:13,641 Only some things have changed. 159 00:08:13,675 --> 00:08:16,544 Avon will be serviced by the exact same personnel. 160 00:08:16,578 --> 00:08:18,713 Creative handled by Ted Chaough and Peggy Olson. 161 00:08:18,747 --> 00:08:21,414 Forget about personnel. Every dollar you spend 162 00:08:21,448 --> 00:08:23,884 will now get you five times the audience. 163 00:08:23,918 --> 00:08:26,085 And once we get you on TV... 164 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:28,121 Well, we already are on TV. 165 00:08:28,155 --> 00:08:31,090 We know that. What Dennis is saying is-- 166 00:08:31,125 --> 00:08:32,859 You know, I'm in Atlanta all the time. 167 00:08:32,894 --> 00:08:35,395 How about a trip to Augusta, play a few holes? 168 00:08:35,429 --> 00:08:37,263 You any good? 169 00:08:37,297 --> 00:08:38,564 No. 170 00:08:40,333 --> 00:08:42,568 No, I'm not. 171 00:08:42,602 --> 00:08:46,471 Listen, my girl is telling me that it's time for our staff meeting. 172 00:08:46,506 --> 00:08:48,106 Thanks again for the call. 173 00:08:48,141 --> 00:08:50,843 Of course. Such a pleasure, Barry. 174 00:08:50,877 --> 00:08:52,878 Bye. 175 00:08:54,447 --> 00:08:57,081 - Who's next? - I don't know what to say, 176 00:08:57,115 --> 00:08:59,116 except Barry is in a wheelchair. 177 00:08:59,151 --> 00:09:01,686 - What? - I told you that. 178 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:03,655 And I wrote it down. 179 00:09:03,689 --> 00:09:06,624 Oh, I thought that was Charlie Butler 180 00:09:06,659 --> 00:09:08,693 from the shoes. 181 00:09:08,727 --> 00:09:11,795 No, it's not. And it's Charles Butler. 182 00:09:11,829 --> 00:09:13,664 And it's footwear. 183 00:09:13,698 --> 00:09:15,231 I can't believe you. 184 00:09:15,266 --> 00:09:16,800 It's an honest mistake. 185 00:09:16,834 --> 00:09:18,969 You heard him say he was "walking around the office." 186 00:09:19,003 --> 00:09:20,571 It's an expression. 187 00:09:20,605 --> 00:09:23,139 Which he shouldn't be able to use. 188 00:09:23,174 --> 00:09:25,609 I stayed up all night preparing those briefs. 189 00:09:25,643 --> 00:09:28,911 Mr. Donnelly said you'd be on the call to help with the transition. 190 00:09:28,946 --> 00:09:31,647 But you seem like you don't even care about keeping these accounts. 191 00:09:33,283 --> 00:09:35,184 I'm sorry. 192 00:09:35,218 --> 00:09:38,253 Who told you you got to get pissed off? 193 00:09:45,495 --> 00:09:48,897 All I ask is that you please read the brief before our next call. 194 00:09:48,931 --> 00:09:51,365 You know what? 195 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,434 Do it yourself. 196 00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:56,037 I thought you were going to be fun. 197 00:10:23,764 --> 00:10:25,564 I'm sorry to drop by. 198 00:10:25,599 --> 00:10:29,836 Oh, Marsha. That's so sweet of you. 199 00:10:29,870 --> 00:10:32,872 You didn't have to come up here. It's not your fault. 200 00:10:32,906 --> 00:10:34,874 Those are actually from McCann. 201 00:10:34,908 --> 00:10:37,308 An apology. That's classy. 202 00:10:37,343 --> 00:10:39,244 How do I explain this? 203 00:10:39,278 --> 00:10:41,246 All the SC&P girls got flowers. 204 00:10:42,481 --> 00:10:43,682 It's still classy. 205 00:10:43,716 --> 00:10:46,184 Well, all the new secretaries. 206 00:10:47,386 --> 00:10:49,254 They thought I was a secretary? 207 00:10:50,422 --> 00:10:52,124 Did you tell Don what happened? 208 00:10:52,158 --> 00:10:54,025 - Do you want me to? - No. 209 00:10:54,059 --> 00:10:56,293 Maybe I should call Joan. 210 00:10:56,327 --> 00:10:57,995 That's not her job there. 211 00:10:58,030 --> 00:11:00,931 - I know that, Marsha. - I am taking care of it. 212 00:11:00,966 --> 00:11:03,134 As well as your mail and memos regarding 213 00:11:03,168 --> 00:11:05,469 Peter Pan Peanut Butter and Tampax. 214 00:11:05,503 --> 00:11:07,204 What happened to all my things? 215 00:11:07,238 --> 00:11:08,973 They're putting your boxes in storage. 216 00:11:09,007 --> 00:11:10,407 You will have an office any minute. 217 00:11:10,441 --> 00:11:12,776 In the meantime, you can work in the pool. 218 00:11:12,810 --> 00:11:15,444 I am a copy supervisor. 219 00:11:15,479 --> 00:11:19,215 I am not setting foot in there until I have an office. 220 00:11:19,249 --> 00:11:21,718 If they want me, they can reach me here. 221 00:11:21,752 --> 00:11:23,920 At home? 222 00:11:25,322 --> 00:11:28,724 No. No. I'll be at SC&P. 223 00:11:28,758 --> 00:11:30,793 Hell, that's where my furniture is. 224 00:11:30,827 --> 00:11:32,394 I will let them know. 225 00:11:41,771 --> 00:11:44,106 Could you hold that? 226 00:11:46,508 --> 00:11:48,910 Good morning. How are you, stranger? 227 00:11:48,944 --> 00:11:51,278 Homesick. 228 00:11:53,448 --> 00:11:55,683 Well, takes some time to settle in. 229 00:11:55,718 --> 00:11:57,518 I know. 230 00:11:57,552 --> 00:11:59,153 You should come by for a drink. 231 00:11:59,188 --> 00:12:01,988 When am I going to do that? 232 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,862 Put me on your calendar. 233 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,663 We don't share any accounts. 234 00:12:10,698 --> 00:12:12,032 You're too important. 235 00:12:12,066 --> 00:12:13,299 Not for you. 236 00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:14,868 Believe me, 237 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,070 I'd involve you if I could. 238 00:12:17,105 --> 00:12:19,371 It's been a little bumpy. 239 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,241 I can still interfere. 240 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,543 No, I'll figure it out. 241 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,846 Of that I am certain. 242 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,917 Let's make a date for lunch. 243 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,786 Soon. 244 00:12:45,322 --> 00:12:47,290 Tell me if you like the general idea 245 00:12:47,324 --> 00:12:49,092 so I can take a few risks. 246 00:12:49,127 --> 00:12:50,393 Where did you learn to do this? 247 00:12:50,427 --> 00:12:52,162 I'm an army brat, remember? 248 00:12:52,196 --> 00:12:53,695 New base every year. 249 00:12:53,730 --> 00:12:56,398 I want to live here. 250 00:12:56,432 --> 00:12:58,768 You're my decorator. I'll pay you in cash. 251 00:12:58,802 --> 00:13:00,669 Nonsense. I love it. 252 00:13:00,703 --> 00:13:03,873 Lunch in the executive boardroom with Miller Beer. 253 00:13:03,907 --> 00:13:05,908 They asked if roast beef was okay. 254 00:13:05,942 --> 00:13:07,977 Perfect. 255 00:13:13,048 --> 00:13:16,017 Joan, it's nice to see you up here. 256 00:13:16,051 --> 00:13:18,486 Are you coming to the Sears briefing? That's a good idea. 257 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:21,222 No, I was actually looking for Mr. Donnelly. 258 00:13:21,257 --> 00:13:23,057 - But if now is a bad time-- - Ferg. 259 00:13:23,092 --> 00:13:25,827 Pete, it's your meeting. You can start without me. 260 00:13:25,861 --> 00:13:28,595 I'm gonna put in a request to get you involved with this. 261 00:13:28,629 --> 00:13:31,965 Thank you. That's thoughtful. 262 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,400 So what can I do for you? 263 00:13:33,434 --> 00:13:35,803 It's just-- 264 00:13:35,837 --> 00:13:37,905 regarding the Avon transition, 265 00:13:37,939 --> 00:13:40,573 I thought maybe Pete could be an asset. 266 00:13:40,608 --> 00:13:43,476 Pete's a vice president. What's wrong with Dennis? 267 00:13:43,511 --> 00:13:45,411 I like Dennis personally. 268 00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:48,347 I'm not sure the client responded to him. 269 00:13:48,381 --> 00:13:50,382 Say no more. 270 00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:52,185 I'll take care of it. 271 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,627 Hello? 272 00:14:11,103 --> 00:14:12,670 Are those my boxes? 273 00:14:12,705 --> 00:14:16,574 I gotta go. I gotta go. 274 00:14:16,608 --> 00:14:19,143 Yeah, I signed for them, but I was wondering what happened. 275 00:14:19,177 --> 00:14:21,212 Ugh, you've got to be kidding me. 276 00:14:21,246 --> 00:14:23,347 You know we're the only ones here. 277 00:14:23,381 --> 00:14:25,216 Have you been on the phone all morning? 278 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:28,719 Stan called. He doesn't have a phone yet. 279 00:14:28,753 --> 00:14:31,521 He's on the 14th floor. Come by and say hi. 280 00:14:31,556 --> 00:14:32,890 And... 281 00:14:34,192 --> 00:14:35,892 I prepared this for your approval. 282 00:14:39,163 --> 00:14:40,163 _ 283 00:14:40,164 --> 00:14:43,132 - What is this? - Do you think "quagmire" should be plural? 284 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:45,501 We can't do this. 285 00:14:45,535 --> 00:14:47,737 They're never going to look at it. 286 00:14:47,771 --> 00:14:50,974 Ed, you could easily end up working for Dow again, 287 00:14:51,008 --> 00:14:52,507 or Ken Cosgrove. 288 00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:54,209 You could even end up working for me. 289 00:14:57,513 --> 00:15:00,648 That's not very subtle. 290 00:15:00,683 --> 00:15:03,986 I asked you to do one damn thing and you didn't even do it. 291 00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:06,421 Fine. I quit. 292 00:15:09,925 --> 00:15:14,228 Well, thanks for everything. 293 00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:20,034 When you get settled in over there, which will happen, 294 00:15:20,068 --> 00:15:21,903 give me a call? 295 00:15:21,937 --> 00:15:24,105 I promise. 296 00:15:43,623 --> 00:15:45,791 I'm sorry. It's Bob, right? 297 00:15:45,825 --> 00:15:47,492 Yes. Don, good to see you. 298 00:15:47,527 --> 00:15:49,328 We've got the best box lunch around. 299 00:15:49,362 --> 00:15:51,297 It should have your name on it. 300 00:15:51,331 --> 00:15:52,764 Is this the Miller Beer meeting? 301 00:15:52,799 --> 00:15:55,935 It certainly is. Bill Phillips, Conley Research. 302 00:15:55,969 --> 00:15:58,037 Don Draper and Ted Chaough. 303 00:15:58,071 --> 00:16:00,271 - A pleasure. - Shall we? 304 00:16:02,174 --> 00:16:04,175 Is this every creative director in the agency? 305 00:16:04,209 --> 00:16:06,177 It's only half of us. 306 00:16:08,347 --> 00:16:11,182 So are you here to "bring us up a notch," too? 307 00:16:11,216 --> 00:16:12,750 So they tell me. 308 00:16:18,089 --> 00:16:20,490 Good morning, gentlemen. 309 00:16:20,524 --> 00:16:22,459 As you know this is Bill Phillips, 310 00:16:22,493 --> 00:16:25,095 Senior Director at Conley Research. 311 00:16:25,129 --> 00:16:29,032 Bill, why don't you tell us a little bit about this exciting new beverage? 312 00:16:30,768 --> 00:16:34,170 Despite that pile of facts and figures in front of you, 313 00:16:34,204 --> 00:16:36,872 I don't look at this as a presentation of research. 314 00:16:36,906 --> 00:16:40,076 To me, this is an opportunity to stimulate 315 00:16:40,110 --> 00:16:42,845 some of our industry's finest imaginations. 316 00:16:44,114 --> 00:16:46,015 I'm going to describe a man to you 317 00:16:46,049 --> 00:16:48,351 of very specific qualities. 318 00:16:48,385 --> 00:16:51,386 He lives in Wisconsin, 319 00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:54,655 Michigan, Ohio. 320 00:16:54,690 --> 00:16:56,724 Some call it "the Heartland." 321 00:16:56,758 --> 00:16:59,227 Some call it "the Beer Belt." 322 00:16:59,261 --> 00:17:01,629 He has some college. 323 00:17:01,663 --> 00:17:04,032 Makes a good living, 324 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:07,702 but it doesn't feel like it because he works long hours. 325 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:11,205 He has a lawn mower. 326 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,474 Wants a hammock. 327 00:17:13,508 --> 00:17:17,444 Bunch of power tools in the garage that he never uses. 328 00:17:17,479 --> 00:17:20,147 He loves sports because he used to play 'em. 329 00:17:20,181 --> 00:17:23,583 And he loves dogs because they don't talk. 330 00:17:25,952 --> 00:17:28,321 We all know this man. 331 00:17:28,355 --> 00:17:31,190 Because there are millions of him. 332 00:17:31,225 --> 00:17:33,493 And he drinks beer. 333 00:17:33,527 --> 00:17:35,428 Not just any beer. 334 00:17:35,462 --> 00:17:38,097 No, it has to be his brand. 335 00:17:38,132 --> 00:17:41,534 And what is his brand? 336 00:17:41,568 --> 00:17:43,701 The one he drank in college? 337 00:17:43,736 --> 00:17:45,803 The one his dad drank? 338 00:17:45,838 --> 00:17:49,107 The one that comes in the best bottle, can, tap? 339 00:17:50,476 --> 00:17:52,710 It doesn't matter because that's it 340 00:17:52,745 --> 00:17:55,547 and it's not open for discussion. 341 00:17:55,581 --> 00:17:58,183 Now you all know that that's not true. 342 00:17:58,217 --> 00:18:00,751 But how do you get him to open his mind? 343 00:18:00,785 --> 00:18:03,120 Better have something more. 344 00:18:03,155 --> 00:18:06,323 Or in this case, less. 345 00:18:06,358 --> 00:18:08,292 And that's tricky. 346 00:18:08,326 --> 00:18:12,063 When we talk about a low-calorie beer, 347 00:18:12,097 --> 00:18:14,432 we immediately become feminine. 348 00:18:14,466 --> 00:18:17,067 It's the word "calorie." 349 00:18:17,101 --> 00:18:19,569 It makes you think of a reducing plan. 350 00:18:19,603 --> 00:18:22,905 A note on the fridge to remind her about her diet. 351 00:18:27,244 --> 00:18:28,578 Your girl still at lunch? 352 00:18:28,612 --> 00:18:31,081 Beverly always takes the whole hour. I insist. 353 00:18:34,784 --> 00:18:36,251 I have a little news for you. 354 00:18:36,286 --> 00:18:38,187 Oh, I hope I didn't 'cause any trouble. 355 00:18:38,221 --> 00:18:39,854 Too early for you? 356 00:18:39,889 --> 00:18:41,957 No, of course not. 357 00:18:45,361 --> 00:18:48,263 So, I spoke with Dennis. 358 00:18:48,298 --> 00:18:50,298 I hope I didn't ruffle any feathers. 359 00:18:52,901 --> 00:18:55,536 Well, here's how it looks. 360 00:18:55,571 --> 00:18:57,871 Like some junior account man came in 361 00:18:57,906 --> 00:18:59,407 and started swinging her elbows. 362 00:18:59,441 --> 00:19:02,610 He didn't read the brief. And I'm not Dennis's junior. 363 00:19:02,644 --> 00:19:05,113 Joan, see it from his side. 364 00:19:05,147 --> 00:19:06,880 He has a wife and three children. 365 00:19:06,915 --> 00:19:08,648 He's not going to work for a girl. 366 00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:10,250 What's he gonna say to a client? 367 00:19:10,284 --> 00:19:12,252 "She's my boss"? 368 00:19:12,286 --> 00:19:14,921 It happens all the time now. 369 00:19:14,955 --> 00:19:17,491 Peggy Olson was our copy chief. 370 00:19:17,525 --> 00:19:20,494 It's different with a bunch of writers fresh out of Columbia. 371 00:19:20,528 --> 00:19:23,196 And honestly, I doubt that's gonna continue here anyway. 372 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,298 I see. 373 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:30,035 Joan, I didn't come down here to upset you. 374 00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,104 I agree that the best way to keep the business 375 00:19:32,139 --> 00:19:34,140 is to keep your status on your accounts. 376 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,774 Oh. 377 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,709 And you'll certainly get the respect you desire, 378 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,378 now it's just you and me. 379 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,913 You don't have to do that, but I accept. 380 00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:48,253 Mm, good. 381 00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:50,688 Now, first thing we have to do is pay this guy a visit. 382 00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:52,990 - Who? - Barry from Avon. 383 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,626 We owe him an apology. 384 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,794 And let's face it, it would be good to get out of town, 385 00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:58,262 even if it's to Atlanta. 386 00:19:58,296 --> 00:20:00,930 I appreciate that, but I don't want to put you out. 387 00:20:00,965 --> 00:20:05,502 Look, I know a good job when I see one. 388 00:20:07,972 --> 00:20:10,907 No, it's just that might be too much. 389 00:20:10,941 --> 00:20:12,609 He'll be in New York soon 390 00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:14,811 and Avon corporate is blocks away. 391 00:20:14,845 --> 00:20:16,812 Hey, I'm easy. 392 00:20:16,846 --> 00:20:18,681 I'm not expecting anything more than a good time. 393 00:20:18,715 --> 00:20:21,284 Excuse me? 394 00:20:21,318 --> 00:20:24,387 I mean, I want to get to know you, of course. 395 00:20:24,421 --> 00:20:27,390 Of course. 396 00:20:27,424 --> 00:20:29,325 Good. 397 00:20:29,359 --> 00:20:31,026 For my first act of benevolence, 398 00:20:31,061 --> 00:20:32,494 you can call Charles Butler on your own. 399 00:20:32,528 --> 00:20:33,861 We'll take him to lunch next week. 400 00:20:33,896 --> 00:20:35,863 Thank you. 401 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:41,570 From now on, no one comes between me and your business. 402 00:20:41,604 --> 00:20:43,905 I appreciate that. 403 00:20:48,511 --> 00:20:49,943 We can't lose those accounts. 404 00:20:49,977 --> 00:20:52,079 What would you do around here? 405 00:21:02,516 --> 00:21:04,583 Loretta. 406 00:21:08,854 --> 00:21:10,755 Here she is. 407 00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:14,759 - Sally left? - Yes. 408 00:21:14,794 --> 00:21:16,461 She got a ride with her friend. 409 00:21:16,495 --> 00:21:18,797 And no one thought to call me, I guess. 410 00:21:18,831 --> 00:21:20,399 Do you want something to drink? 411 00:21:20,433 --> 00:21:22,934 - No. - They left after lunch. 412 00:21:22,968 --> 00:21:24,902 I told her to call your office. 413 00:21:24,937 --> 00:21:26,804 Your secretary is a moron. 414 00:21:26,838 --> 00:21:29,506 I was out of the office. I wanted to get the car washed. 415 00:21:29,541 --> 00:21:32,009 She comes and goes as she pleases. 416 00:21:32,044 --> 00:21:34,211 We can't get mad at her for being independent. 417 00:21:34,246 --> 00:21:35,846 It's normal. 418 00:21:37,215 --> 00:21:39,483 That what Freud says? 419 00:21:39,517 --> 00:21:43,086 So far I haven't come across anyone normal. 420 00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:47,790 You okay? 421 00:21:47,825 --> 00:21:51,361 I carried $100 worth of textbooks yesterday 422 00:21:51,395 --> 00:21:53,129 during registration. 423 00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:59,168 Maybe you're getting old. 424 00:21:59,202 --> 00:22:02,104 - I'm younger than you. - Mm-hmm. 425 00:22:02,138 --> 00:22:04,406 Always have been, always will be. 426 00:22:06,142 --> 00:22:09,178 Maybe you could find some nice freshman to carry your books. 427 00:22:11,348 --> 00:22:13,382 That's fine. 428 00:22:18,487 --> 00:22:20,989 When do the boys get home? 429 00:22:21,023 --> 00:22:23,824 Gene's at Cub Scouts 430 00:22:23,859 --> 00:22:25,460 and Bobby's got baseball. 431 00:22:25,494 --> 00:22:27,661 They won't be back until 6:30. 432 00:22:33,534 --> 00:22:35,335 I'll let you get back to your studies. 433 00:22:35,370 --> 00:22:37,971 I've always wanted to do this. 434 00:22:39,773 --> 00:22:41,741 Knock 'em dead, Birdie. 435 00:22:43,478 --> 00:22:45,512 Bye. 436 00:23:04,764 --> 00:23:06,797 Shit. 437 00:23:41,165 --> 00:23:43,132 Your stomach is grumbling. 438 00:23:43,167 --> 00:23:45,601 You never let me eat. 439 00:23:45,635 --> 00:23:47,703 I can make fried chicken. 440 00:23:49,073 --> 00:23:50,440 I don't mind playing house, 441 00:23:50,474 --> 00:23:52,108 but as long as your mother and Kevin are away, 442 00:23:52,142 --> 00:23:54,243 why don't you call in sick? 443 00:23:54,278 --> 00:23:56,445 Let me take you to Bermuda. 444 00:23:56,479 --> 00:23:57,979 No. 445 00:23:59,415 --> 00:24:00,815 Cape Cod? 446 00:24:00,849 --> 00:24:02,917 I don't want to go anywhere I don't want to go. 447 00:24:02,952 --> 00:24:05,053 Don't make plans for me. 448 00:24:05,088 --> 00:24:07,622 All right. All right. 449 00:24:09,959 --> 00:24:12,360 I have a lot of work. 450 00:24:14,196 --> 00:24:16,397 Look, I know I told you not to complain, 451 00:24:16,431 --> 00:24:18,999 but that doesn't mean I don't want to hear about it. 452 00:24:21,636 --> 00:24:24,037 But you really don't. 453 00:24:25,039 --> 00:24:27,374 What happened? 454 00:24:28,810 --> 00:24:32,245 It's a big place and I asked the wrong person for help. 455 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,715 And I don't think I can get out of it. 456 00:24:35,749 --> 00:24:39,119 Well, if you don't like that job, you don't have to do it. 457 00:24:41,422 --> 00:24:43,289 You got enough and you got me. 458 00:24:43,324 --> 00:24:45,858 They still owe me over half a million dollars. 459 00:24:45,892 --> 00:24:47,526 I'm not walking away from that. 460 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:50,028 So this is a business problem. 461 00:24:50,062 --> 00:24:52,664 Now I can help. 462 00:24:56,736 --> 00:24:58,303 You're already helping. 463 00:24:58,338 --> 00:25:01,840 There's two ways I deal with disagreeable people. 464 00:25:01,874 --> 00:25:04,542 One, you can call a lawyer, 465 00:25:04,576 --> 00:25:07,044 throw a bunch of paper at them, 466 00:25:07,078 --> 00:25:10,148 tie them up in court, cost them some money. 467 00:25:10,182 --> 00:25:12,750 Nobody wins, 468 00:25:12,784 --> 00:25:14,952 but it loosens the earth. 469 00:25:14,986 --> 00:25:17,054 What's the second? 470 00:25:17,088 --> 00:25:19,423 You can call a guy. 471 00:25:19,458 --> 00:25:21,391 "A guy"? 472 00:25:21,425 --> 00:25:24,161 I'm a developer. Men get stubborn. 473 00:25:24,195 --> 00:25:26,829 What does "a guy" do? 474 00:25:26,864 --> 00:25:30,099 You get the right guy, all they have to do is show up. 475 00:25:31,869 --> 00:25:33,537 You've really done that? 476 00:25:33,571 --> 00:25:36,839 You seem to like it, so I'm gonna say yes. 477 00:25:38,542 --> 00:25:41,076 You're disturbed. 478 00:25:41,110 --> 00:25:44,012 Doesn't seem like such a big problem now, does it? 479 00:25:49,018 --> 00:25:51,987 ♪ I don't want to say goodbye ♪ 480 00:25:52,021 --> 00:25:55,690 ♪ for the summer... 481 00:25:55,724 --> 00:25:58,025 Beautiful night out there tonight. 482 00:25:58,060 --> 00:26:00,895 In downtown Cleveland we have a high of 75, 483 00:26:00,929 --> 00:26:02,697 low of 62. 484 00:26:02,731 --> 00:26:04,532 Not too sticky 485 00:26:04,567 --> 00:26:06,401 and it should stay that way through the weekend. 486 00:26:06,435 --> 00:26:08,803 I don't know about you, but I am not ready 487 00:26:08,837 --> 00:26:10,271 to say goodbye to the summer. 488 00:26:10,306 --> 00:26:14,174 But not true of the folks at Higbee's Department Store 489 00:26:14,209 --> 00:26:15,709 where they're ready to provide 490 00:26:15,743 --> 00:26:19,145 all the back-to-school fashions. 491 00:26:20,781 --> 00:26:22,849 I'm really tired, aren't I? 492 00:26:22,883 --> 00:26:25,185 You've been driving for seven hours 493 00:26:25,220 --> 00:26:28,054 in the wrong direction, you know. Where are you going? 494 00:26:28,089 --> 00:26:30,756 Racine, Wisconsin. Ever been there? 495 00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:33,426 No. What's in Racine? 496 00:26:33,460 --> 00:26:36,429 Maybe some waitress who doesn't care about you? 497 00:26:36,463 --> 00:26:38,497 You shouldn't do that. 498 00:26:38,532 --> 00:26:40,399 That's not gonna stop me. 499 00:26:42,269 --> 00:26:45,504 You like to play "the stranger." 500 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,741 Remember "On the Road"? 501 00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:52,310 I've never read that book, you know that. 502 00:26:52,345 --> 00:26:55,447 I'm riding the rails. 503 00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:58,516 "Whither goest thou, America, 504 00:26:58,551 --> 00:27:01,886 in thy shiny car in the night?" 505 00:27:04,522 --> 00:27:08,459 ♪ Yes, it's gonna be a cold ♪ 506 00:27:08,493 --> 00:27:11,428 ♪ lonely summer 507 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:15,466 ♪ but I'll fill the emptiness... ♪ 508 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,520 - Hello? - Peggy? 509 00:27:38,554 --> 00:27:41,022 - Yes. Who is this? - It's Marsha. 510 00:27:41,056 --> 00:27:43,224 I thought I would try this before I ran over. 511 00:27:43,259 --> 00:27:46,194 - Your phone's dead. - What do you want? 512 00:27:46,228 --> 00:27:48,697 Well, on behalf of McCann-Erickson, 513 00:27:48,731 --> 00:27:50,699 I want to welcome you to your new office. 514 00:27:50,733 --> 00:27:52,434 When can you come over? 515 00:27:52,468 --> 00:27:54,135 Well, I guess right now. 516 00:27:54,170 --> 00:27:56,970 Wonderful. Can you work at a drafting table 517 00:27:57,005 --> 00:27:58,906 until they bring your things over tomorrow? 518 00:27:58,940 --> 00:28:01,609 Yes. Thank you. 519 00:28:09,118 --> 00:28:10,118 Hello? 520 00:28:11,519 --> 00:28:14,454 Is someone there? 521 00:28:49,955 --> 00:28:52,857 - Roger. - Oh, Christ! 522 00:28:52,891 --> 00:28:55,025 I have a heart condition, you know. 523 00:28:55,060 --> 00:28:57,562 Believe it or not, I'm not scary. 524 00:28:57,596 --> 00:29:00,264 Organ music is scary. What are you doing here? 525 00:29:00,298 --> 00:29:02,799 I told Caroline I wanted to pack my personal things, 526 00:29:02,834 --> 00:29:04,901 which I will eventually do 527 00:29:04,935 --> 00:29:07,036 as soon as I figure out why she thought my bar wasn't personal. 528 00:29:07,071 --> 00:29:09,105 Did you try Don's office? 529 00:29:09,139 --> 00:29:10,874 All I found was lighter fluid. 530 00:29:10,908 --> 00:29:12,141 I'm not there yet. 531 00:29:12,176 --> 00:29:13,844 Mine's gone. 532 00:29:13,878 --> 00:29:17,180 I don't want to go to a bar. I did that yesterday. 533 00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:19,448 Listen, sweetheart, if you don't mind... 534 00:29:19,483 --> 00:29:22,251 I'm not running an errand. I have to go to McCann. 535 00:29:22,285 --> 00:29:24,152 Three days ago. 536 00:29:24,187 --> 00:29:26,722 They screwed up my office-- 537 00:29:26,757 --> 00:29:29,392 It doesn't matter. They're finally ready. 538 00:29:29,426 --> 00:29:31,594 I'd do it for you. 539 00:29:31,628 --> 00:29:33,429 Would you drink vermouth? 540 00:29:35,064 --> 00:29:37,298 Yes, I'm afraid I would. 541 00:29:42,813 --> 00:29:45,487 _ 542 00:29:51,781 --> 00:29:53,347 I'll be along in a minute. 543 00:29:53,382 --> 00:29:56,016 Oh, Mr. Hobart. Can I help you? 544 00:29:56,050 --> 00:29:57,684 You're sitting in his chair. 545 00:29:57,719 --> 00:29:59,286 You're obviously not expecting him. 546 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,688 I told Daphne I don't know when he'll be in. 547 00:30:01,723 --> 00:30:03,089 Can I take a message? 548 00:30:03,124 --> 00:30:05,025 Sure. 549 00:30:05,059 --> 00:30:08,361 Tell him he missed Nabisco and National Cash Register just left, 550 00:30:08,396 --> 00:30:10,297 so he might as well take the rest of the day off. 551 00:30:10,331 --> 00:30:13,365 Thank you. I'll let him know. 552 00:30:16,637 --> 00:30:18,604 Is he on a bender, sweetheart? 553 00:30:18,639 --> 00:30:20,372 I haven't heard from him, 554 00:30:20,407 --> 00:30:22,141 but he went to take his daughter to school. 555 00:30:22,175 --> 00:30:23,810 I'm not concerned. 556 00:30:47,023 --> 00:30:50,059 Look at this. "Christmas Day, 1951." 557 00:30:51,294 --> 00:30:54,663 - Who's Roberta? - I don't know. 558 00:30:55,899 --> 00:30:57,933 Oh. 559 00:30:57,968 --> 00:31:00,168 Roberta. 560 00:31:00,203 --> 00:31:01,836 Hmm. 561 00:31:01,870 --> 00:31:03,972 We had our drink. 562 00:31:04,006 --> 00:31:07,374 You clearly don't need help. You need an audience. 563 00:31:07,409 --> 00:31:10,078 McCann made you wait. You can make them wait. 564 00:31:10,112 --> 00:31:12,580 I'm not enjoying this. 565 00:31:17,885 --> 00:31:20,587 Oh, my God. What is this? 566 00:31:20,622 --> 00:31:22,789 It's an octopus pleasuring a lady. 567 00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:25,458 It was Cooper's. 568 00:31:25,493 --> 00:31:28,028 It was in his office forever. You can have it. 569 00:31:28,062 --> 00:31:29,429 You can put it in your office. 570 00:31:29,463 --> 00:31:32,365 No. They won't take me seriously. 571 00:31:32,399 --> 00:31:35,167 That's pretty serious. It's 150 years old. 572 00:31:35,201 --> 00:31:38,337 You know I need to make men feel at ease. 573 00:31:38,371 --> 00:31:40,039 Who told you that? 574 00:31:40,073 --> 00:31:41,540 So now I gave you something, 575 00:31:41,574 --> 00:31:43,575 you can sit tight and keep me company. 576 00:31:46,546 --> 00:31:49,148 You think you're gonna have fun like this over there? 577 00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:54,019 This is more attention than I've ever gotten from you. 578 00:31:54,053 --> 00:31:56,621 You should see the floor I'm on. It's a nursing home. 579 00:31:56,656 --> 00:31:59,557 What the hell happened? 580 00:31:59,591 --> 00:32:02,093 You're acting like you had nothing to do with this. 581 00:32:02,128 --> 00:32:04,796 I'll have you know, I held this place together. 582 00:32:04,830 --> 00:32:08,399 I know you think that, but you actually sold it. 583 00:32:08,433 --> 00:32:10,968 You were supposed to watch out for us. 584 00:32:11,002 --> 00:32:14,471 This business doesn't have feelings. 585 00:32:14,505 --> 00:32:17,041 You get bought, you get sold, you get fired. 586 00:32:17,075 --> 00:32:20,310 If the account moves, you move. 587 00:32:20,344 --> 00:32:22,012 Even if your name's on the damn door, 588 00:32:22,047 --> 00:32:25,615 you should know better than to get attached to some walls. 589 00:32:27,284 --> 00:32:30,119 Well, hopefully I'll have that problem someday. 590 00:32:32,022 --> 00:32:33,890 Okay, hot stuff. 591 00:32:36,093 --> 00:32:38,061 It's exciting. 592 00:32:38,095 --> 00:32:41,430 I mean, I know it's going to be challenging, 593 00:32:41,464 --> 00:32:45,767 but I needed that. So do you. 594 00:32:48,571 --> 00:32:51,306 In the summer of '44, it was over 100 degrees 595 00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:53,141 every day in the Pacific. 596 00:32:53,176 --> 00:32:56,211 So we dropped anchor in the Ulithi Lagoon to go for a swim. 597 00:32:56,245 --> 00:32:58,413 And you can imagine the men-- 598 00:32:58,447 --> 00:33:00,981 it was bedlam. 599 00:33:01,016 --> 00:33:04,284 But... I couldn't do it. 600 00:33:06,188 --> 00:33:07,321 Can't you swim? 601 00:33:07,355 --> 00:33:09,456 Did I mention I was in the navy? 602 00:33:09,490 --> 00:33:13,293 No, the real problem was it was a two-story drop off our cruiser. 603 00:33:14,696 --> 00:33:16,530 We all have regrets. 604 00:33:16,564 --> 00:33:19,665 No, I did it. 605 00:33:19,700 --> 00:33:21,367 I just needed a push. 606 00:33:26,540 --> 00:33:28,908 This was a hell of a boat, you know? 607 00:33:30,811 --> 00:33:33,279 Come on. 608 00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:41,787 It just looks good now, 609 00:33:41,821 --> 00:33:45,257 but it was miserable when you were in it. Trust me. 610 00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:47,692 Is that really how you're gonna remember this place? 611 00:33:49,763 --> 00:33:52,163 No. 612 00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:54,465 Good. 613 00:33:59,337 --> 00:34:01,405 This is the one for the road, okay? 614 00:34:01,439 --> 00:34:03,641 You gonna show up drunk 615 00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:05,943 at 4:00 on your first day? 616 00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:13,950 You know any Freemasons? 617 00:34:19,991 --> 00:34:21,391 Yes? Can I help you? 618 00:34:21,425 --> 00:34:23,693 I'm looking for Mrs. Baur. 619 00:34:23,727 --> 00:34:25,694 I'm Mrs. Baur. 620 00:34:25,728 --> 00:34:28,330 Good evening. I hope I'm not disturbing your dinner. 621 00:34:28,364 --> 00:34:31,200 Not yet. My husband will be home any minute. 622 00:34:31,234 --> 00:34:34,270 Well, I really just need to talk to you. 623 00:34:34,304 --> 00:34:37,639 I'm Bill Phillips from Conley Research. 624 00:34:37,674 --> 00:34:41,243 We represent an array of American companies 625 00:34:41,278 --> 00:34:43,111 including Miller Beer. 626 00:34:43,145 --> 00:34:45,479 And out of over 900 entries, 627 00:34:45,514 --> 00:34:47,648 you, Diana Baur, were chosen to win 628 00:34:47,683 --> 00:34:51,252 a brand-new Westinghouse refrigerator full of Miller Beer. 629 00:34:51,287 --> 00:34:53,654 Oh. 630 00:34:53,689 --> 00:34:57,125 Now, you have your choice, white or harvest gold. 631 00:34:57,159 --> 00:34:59,726 That's the fridge, not the beer, of course. 632 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,963 Well, that sounds wonderful, 633 00:35:02,997 --> 00:35:06,033 but I'm not Diana, I'm Laura. 634 00:35:06,067 --> 00:35:07,767 Can I still accept it? 635 00:35:07,802 --> 00:35:09,669 I don't know. 636 00:35:09,704 --> 00:35:12,472 I'm supposed to speak to Diana. 637 00:35:12,506 --> 00:35:14,274 Is your mother home? 638 00:35:17,010 --> 00:35:19,712 You really should speak to my husband. 639 00:35:19,746 --> 00:35:22,281 She's his ex-wife. 640 00:35:22,316 --> 00:35:25,718 I guess if he knows where she is, I could come back. 641 00:35:25,752 --> 00:35:28,888 Or wait in the car. 642 00:35:30,224 --> 00:35:32,225 My neighbors have seen you on the porch long enough. 643 00:35:32,259 --> 00:35:34,326 Come on inside. 644 00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:43,935 Have a seat. Would you like some iced tea? 645 00:35:43,970 --> 00:35:45,904 - I don't want to be a bother. - It's no bother. 646 00:35:45,938 --> 00:35:47,505 I have to check on the chicken. 647 00:36:01,619 --> 00:36:04,288 Are you looking for my mother? 648 00:36:06,224 --> 00:36:08,358 Diana is your mother? 649 00:36:08,392 --> 00:36:11,294 If she won something, I should get it. 650 00:36:13,730 --> 00:36:16,900 Yes, that makes sense. 651 00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:28,510 Sorry to keep you waiting. 652 00:36:28,544 --> 00:36:30,045 It was no problem at all. 653 00:36:34,918 --> 00:36:37,719 I hope you're finding everything satisfactory. 654 00:36:37,753 --> 00:36:40,155 Well, I'm here because I need your help. 655 00:36:40,189 --> 00:36:42,356 I'm at your disposal. 656 00:36:42,391 --> 00:36:45,793 I don't know how to put this, 657 00:36:45,827 --> 00:36:47,561 but I don't feel that my accounts 658 00:36:47,595 --> 00:36:49,663 are getting the right kind of attention. 659 00:36:49,697 --> 00:36:51,399 Our accounts. 660 00:36:51,433 --> 00:36:53,234 Well, that's just it. 661 00:36:53,268 --> 00:36:56,237 I fully expect to service clients with the help of your personnel. 662 00:36:56,271 --> 00:36:59,505 But as a partner at SC&P, 663 00:36:59,540 --> 00:37:01,975 I had a certain amount of status. 664 00:37:02,009 --> 00:37:04,144 You know, more independence. 665 00:37:04,178 --> 00:37:07,480 What's the problem? You can speak freely. 666 00:37:07,514 --> 00:37:10,716 Well, I don't think that Ferg Donnelly is a good match. 667 00:37:12,386 --> 00:37:14,421 Ferg's very important around here. 668 00:37:14,455 --> 00:37:17,689 Frankly, you're lucky he's taken an interest in your business. 669 00:37:17,723 --> 00:37:20,225 I understand that, but it's not necessary. 670 00:37:20,260 --> 00:37:22,494 I don't mean to brag, but I've been handling this account 671 00:37:22,528 --> 00:37:24,163 on my own since I brought it in. 672 00:37:24,197 --> 00:37:26,198 I'm sure that's true. 673 00:37:26,232 --> 00:37:30,102 But you're gonna have to get used to doing things the way we do them. 674 00:37:30,136 --> 00:37:32,603 Well, I don't know how to say this, 675 00:37:32,637 --> 00:37:34,738 but I can't work with him. 676 00:37:36,442 --> 00:37:38,242 Joan, it may not have sunk in, 677 00:37:38,277 --> 00:37:41,245 but your status has changed. 678 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:45,016 Avon, Butler Footwear, Topaz Pantyhose-- 679 00:37:45,050 --> 00:37:46,750 I guess you don't need those accounts. 680 00:37:48,887 --> 00:37:50,920 I've tried to be patient, 681 00:37:50,955 --> 00:37:55,258 but I don't care about your SC&P partnership. 682 00:37:55,293 --> 00:37:57,961 I don't know if somebody left it to you in their will, 683 00:37:57,996 --> 00:38:00,630 but your little stake doesn't mean anything here. 684 00:38:00,664 --> 00:38:03,266 Is that what you want? 685 00:38:03,301 --> 00:38:05,635 Because I'm perfectly happy 686 00:38:05,669 --> 00:38:08,504 to take my half a million dollars and be on my way. 687 00:38:10,107 --> 00:38:12,475 I'll bet people always say you're the kind of gal 688 00:38:12,509 --> 00:38:15,711 who doesn't take no for an answer. 689 00:38:15,745 --> 00:38:19,882 But no, you're not telling me how to run my business. 690 00:38:19,916 --> 00:38:22,951 Now find a way to get along 691 00:38:22,986 --> 00:38:25,520 or you can expect a letter from our lawyer. 692 00:38:25,554 --> 00:38:29,790 I wonder how many women around here would like to speak to a lawyer. 693 00:38:31,660 --> 00:38:35,763 I think the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission has one. 694 00:38:37,266 --> 00:38:39,800 Women love it here. 695 00:38:39,835 --> 00:38:43,737 You want to threaten us? You'll be all alone. 696 00:38:43,771 --> 00:38:45,239 No. 697 00:38:45,273 --> 00:38:47,707 I think the second I file a complaint, 698 00:38:47,742 --> 00:38:50,244 I'll have the ACLU in my office 699 00:38:50,278 --> 00:38:51,978 and Betty Friedan in the lobby 700 00:38:52,013 --> 00:38:54,481 with half the women who marched down Fifth Avenue. 701 00:38:54,516 --> 00:38:57,583 I guess you didn't see the headlines about what happened at "Ladies' Home Journal." 702 00:38:57,617 --> 00:38:59,818 Or "Newsweek." 703 00:38:59,853 --> 00:39:02,355 Do you have any idea how much space 704 00:39:02,389 --> 00:39:04,757 McCann buys in "The New York Times" every year? 705 00:39:04,791 --> 00:39:08,261 We could get them to print "Mein Kampf" on the front page. 706 00:39:08,295 --> 00:39:11,230 Yes, I'm sure I'll find it difficult to find a reporter 707 00:39:11,265 --> 00:39:13,466 who wants to embarrass you this deeply. 708 00:39:19,972 --> 00:39:23,341 Look, you're unhappy. 709 00:39:23,376 --> 00:39:25,544 And now I'm unhappy. 710 00:39:25,578 --> 00:39:27,679 So how about this-- 711 00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:30,148 I'm willing to give you 50 cents on the dollar 712 00:39:30,183 --> 00:39:32,583 to never see your face again. 713 00:39:32,617 --> 00:39:35,453 I guess I wasn't clear. 714 00:39:35,487 --> 00:39:38,355 I'm not negotiating. 715 00:39:41,259 --> 00:39:44,395 Then you should get out of my office immediately. 716 00:39:50,834 --> 00:39:53,169 Go ahead. 717 00:39:53,204 --> 00:39:56,473 I'd rather give it to a lawyer. 718 00:40:10,153 --> 00:40:11,520 So you get to drive all over America 719 00:40:11,554 --> 00:40:12,754 giving people prizes? 720 00:40:12,789 --> 00:40:14,957 That sounds like fun. 721 00:40:14,992 --> 00:40:17,460 Well, I also give a lot of boring presentations. 722 00:40:20,130 --> 00:40:21,864 - Hello. - Hello, honey. 723 00:40:21,898 --> 00:40:24,833 This is Bill Phillips. 724 00:40:24,868 --> 00:40:27,902 He says Diana won some kind of prize. 725 00:40:27,936 --> 00:40:30,138 A refrigerator full of Miller Beer. 726 00:40:31,607 --> 00:40:32,907 Really? 727 00:40:32,941 --> 00:40:36,211 Well, there's been some confusion 728 00:40:36,245 --> 00:40:39,780 because a Mrs. Diana Baur entered our contest 729 00:40:39,815 --> 00:40:42,083 and, well, she's nowhere to be found. 730 00:40:42,118 --> 00:40:44,918 Diana never entered any contest. 731 00:40:44,952 --> 00:40:47,321 Well, I guess it's a mistake. 732 00:40:47,355 --> 00:40:50,690 Yeah, letting you in our house. 733 00:40:50,725 --> 00:40:53,027 And my wife, she doesn't know any better, 734 00:40:53,061 --> 00:40:55,295 - but I guess you knew that. - Cliff, please. 735 00:40:55,330 --> 00:40:56,897 Let him answer. 736 00:40:58,966 --> 00:41:00,967 Who the heck are you? 737 00:41:01,002 --> 00:41:02,902 Or do I have to call the police? 738 00:41:08,542 --> 00:41:10,543 You're right. 739 00:41:10,577 --> 00:41:13,879 I'm deeply sorry for the ruse, ma'am. 740 00:41:13,914 --> 00:41:15,915 But I work for a collection agency. 741 00:41:17,317 --> 00:41:19,751 Clearly you're not responsible for Mrs. Baur anymore, 742 00:41:19,785 --> 00:41:22,987 but I need to know her whereabouts. 743 00:41:25,891 --> 00:41:28,160 Last I heard, she was in New York. 744 00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:30,895 - Do you have an address? - No. 745 00:41:30,930 --> 00:41:33,731 That's all I got. 746 00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:36,667 I apologize for the intrusion. 747 00:41:47,179 --> 00:41:49,180 Guess we're not as dumb as you think we are. 748 00:41:49,214 --> 00:41:52,015 - I'm leaving. - The clothes, the shoes, the Caddy? 749 00:41:52,050 --> 00:41:55,851 - You're no collection agent. - I am. 750 00:41:55,886 --> 00:41:58,121 You think you're the first one that came looking for her? 751 00:41:58,155 --> 00:42:00,022 She's a tornado 752 00:42:00,057 --> 00:42:02,492 just leaving a trail of broken bodies behind her. 753 00:42:06,197 --> 00:42:08,198 I didn't mean to disturb you. 754 00:42:08,232 --> 00:42:10,732 Yeah, but you did. 755 00:42:10,766 --> 00:42:13,202 I am just starting to get back on my feet. 756 00:42:13,236 --> 00:42:16,538 Just starting to get back to even part of the way to where I was. 757 00:42:16,573 --> 00:42:18,940 Look, I'm sorry. 758 00:42:18,975 --> 00:42:21,176 I was worried about her. 759 00:42:24,247 --> 00:42:26,680 She seemed so lost. 760 00:42:26,715 --> 00:42:29,317 Well, I lost my daughter to God 761 00:42:29,351 --> 00:42:30,751 and my wife to the devil. 762 00:42:30,785 --> 00:42:32,753 I lost everything. 763 00:42:32,787 --> 00:42:34,322 That what you wanted to know? 764 00:42:34,356 --> 00:42:36,957 No. 765 00:42:36,992 --> 00:42:40,428 You can't save her. 766 00:42:40,462 --> 00:42:42,830 Only Jesus can. 767 00:42:42,864 --> 00:42:44,664 He'll help you, too. 768 00:42:44,698 --> 00:42:46,166 Ask Him. 769 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:49,669 - Look, I-- - And don't come back. 770 00:42:56,744 --> 00:42:59,078 Come on, once more from the top. 771 00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:39,383 Where the hell have you been? 772 00:43:39,417 --> 00:43:41,385 I had a lot of stuff to move. 773 00:43:41,419 --> 00:43:43,520 Are any of you planning to work here, 774 00:43:43,555 --> 00:43:45,522 or is this the con of the century? 775 00:43:45,557 --> 00:43:48,225 Look, calm down. We're all just settling in. 776 00:43:48,259 --> 00:43:50,327 Calm down? Where the hell is Don? 777 00:43:50,361 --> 00:43:52,761 He walked out of a meeting Wednesday and hasn't come back. 778 00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:54,630 He does that. 779 00:43:54,665 --> 00:43:58,133 Well, you may have sold me a rotten apple, 780 00:43:58,168 --> 00:44:00,469 but it's not too late to let the ax fly. 781 00:44:00,504 --> 00:44:02,104 Starting with that redhead. 782 00:44:02,138 --> 00:44:03,306 Joan? 783 00:44:03,340 --> 00:44:06,942 I don't want to hear her name again. 784 00:44:31,799 --> 00:44:34,101 Good morning. You made it. 785 00:44:34,135 --> 00:44:37,104 You just come to work like nothing happened? 786 00:44:37,138 --> 00:44:39,740 I'm here and I'm doing my job. 787 00:44:39,774 --> 00:44:42,209 Get the door. 788 00:44:47,814 --> 00:44:50,116 Jim Hobart's not afraid of you. 789 00:44:50,150 --> 00:44:51,584 Then why'd he send you? 790 00:44:51,619 --> 00:44:53,185 To tell you I can't help you. 791 00:44:53,220 --> 00:44:55,688 Well, thank you very much. 792 00:44:55,723 --> 00:44:57,423 Listen to me. 793 00:44:57,458 --> 00:44:59,791 You're not going to do better than 50 cents on the dollar. 794 00:44:59,825 --> 00:45:01,460 It's not about the money. 795 00:45:01,494 --> 00:45:03,061 It's only about the money. 796 00:45:03,095 --> 00:45:04,696 Don't hide behind politics. 797 00:45:04,731 --> 00:45:06,798 Take the money and be done with them. 798 00:45:06,832 --> 00:45:08,933 Take half my money? 799 00:45:08,968 --> 00:45:12,504 I know it's all my fault and I'm trying to take care of it. 800 00:45:12,538 --> 00:45:14,573 You've started something that could leave you with nothing. 801 00:45:16,408 --> 00:45:17,908 It's plenty. 802 00:45:17,942 --> 00:45:20,210 I made sure he's good for it. 803 00:45:45,603 --> 00:45:47,604 Tell him he has a deal. 804 00:46:16,031 --> 00:46:18,433 - Where you headed? - St. Paul. 805 00:46:19,835 --> 00:46:21,502 I can go that way. 806 00:46:21,537 --> 00:46:23,671 Great. 807 00:46:32,647 --> 00:46:35,048 I don't want to take you out of your way, man. 808 00:46:35,082 --> 00:46:37,083 It's not a problem. 809 00:46:48,362 --> 00:46:50,227 ♪ This is Ground Control to Major Tom ♪ 810 00:46:50,228 --> 00:46:53,190 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 811 00:46:53,199 --> 00:46:58,003 ♪ You've really made the grade ♪ 812 00:46:58,037 --> 00:47:01,305 ♪ And the papers want to know ♪ 813 00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:05,109 ♪ whose shirts you wear ♪ 814 00:47:05,143 --> 00:47:08,847 ♪ Now it's time to leave the capsule ♪ 815 00:47:08,881 --> 00:47:11,649 ♪ if you dare ♪ 816 00:47:13,118 --> 00:47:18,088 ♪ This is Major Tom to Ground Control ♪ 817 00:47:18,122 --> 00:47:22,926 ♪ I'm stepping through the door ♪ 818 00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:29,900 ♪ and I'm floating in a most peculiar way ♪ 819 00:47:29,934 --> 00:47:36,406 ♪ And the stars look very different today ♪ 820 00:47:37,508 --> 00:47:41,343 ♪ For here am I ♪ 821 00:47:41,378 --> 00:47:44,814 ♪ sitting in a tin can ♪ 822 00:47:44,848 --> 00:47:46,382 ♪ far... ♪