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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: THANK YOU.

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THANK YOU!

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SAY IT, ENJOY.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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ALL RIGHT.

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[APPLAUSE]

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THANK YOU SO MUCH.

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MASK AVENGERS.

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APPRECIATE YOU COMING,

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THANK YOU, THANK YOU FOR YOUR

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ALL RIGHT FEARFUL I KNOW, I

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KNOW.

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YOU ARE VERY HAPPY.

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CALIFORNIA IS VERY HAPPY.

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NEWSOM BEAT THE RECALL, THAT IS

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OUR NEWS THIS WEEK.

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IT WAS A LANDSLIDE, AND BECAUSE

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THIS IS CALIFORNIA, THERE WAS

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ALSO A BRUSH FIRE, TWO

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EARTHQUAKES --

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[LAUGHTER]

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A SHARK ATTACK AND A COLD MURDE

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MURDER.

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I KID.

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OUR STATE, WE SPENT CLOSE TO

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$300 BILLION, DO YOU KNOW THIS,

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ON THIS STUPID RECALL.

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HOW MANY HOMELESS PEOPLE COULD

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WE HAVE HOUSED FOR THAT MONEY?

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[APPLAUSE]

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HERE IN CALIFORNIA, ABOUT THREE.

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[LAUGHTER]

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BUT THE POINT REMAINS, IT'S THE

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PRINCIPLE.

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AND LISTEN TO THIS.

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WE HAVE ANOTHER ELECTION IN 13

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MONTHS.

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AND LARRY ELDER, WHO WAS THE

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MAIN REPUBLICAN OPPONENT THIS

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TIME, HE HINTED THAT HE WOULD

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LIKE TO BE THE REPUBLICAN

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CANDIDATE IN THAT ELECTION, AND

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HE SAID "LOTS OF REPUBLICANS

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THINK THAT IS A GOOD IDEA."

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AND LOTS OF DEMOCRATS, TOO.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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BUT THERE'S A LOT OF SIGNS THIS

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STATE IS GETTING BACK TO NORMAL.

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[LAUGHS]

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I SAW A GUY TODAY, HOMELESS, HE

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WAS ON FIRE AND GETTING SHOT.

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[LAUGHTER]

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AND THE BYSTANDERS KEPT YELLING

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"PULL UP YOUR MASK!"

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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YEAH, THAT'S WHERE WE ARE.

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WELL, THE FDA TODAY -- A LOT OF

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BIG HEARING, I'M SURE WE HAVE

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COVID BOOSTERS, OR AS DR. FAUCI

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CALLS THEM, THE EXTENDED

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WARRANTY.

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[LAUGHTER]

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AND EXECUTIVE FROM PFIZER

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TESTIFIED.

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HE THOUGHT THE BOOSTERS WERE A

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GOOD IDEA.

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AND ASK HIM WHY.

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HE SAID "I'D LIKE TO BUY A

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BOAT."

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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NOW THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS.

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LIONS AT THE NATIONAL ZOO HAVE

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TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID.

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THEY THINK THEY MIGHT HAVE GOT

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IT AT THE PRIDE PARADE.

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[LAUGHTER]

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I DID THAT FOR YOU, DAN.

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I KNOW.

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AND HERE IS THE BIG NEWS IN

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LITERATURE.

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BOB WOODWARD HAS A NEW BOOK FULL

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OF SHOCKING REVELATIONS ABOUT

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TRUMP'S LAST DAYS AND ABOUT HOW

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HE WOULD NOT CONCEDE LOSING THE

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ELECTION.

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WOW, WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED

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THAT?

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[LAUGHTER]

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OH, YEAH, ME, EVERY FRIDAY FOR

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FOUR YEARS.

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OTHER THAN THAT.

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[APPLAUSE]

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THE NEW BOOK, ONE OF HIS

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ONE-WORD TITLE BOOKS THAT

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WOODWARD HAS, CALLED "PERIL."

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YES, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SUM IT

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UP EXCEPT TAKE EVERYTHING YOU

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THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT

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DONALD TRUMP AND CONTINUE

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THINKING IT.

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[APPLAUSE]

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AND THE BIG REVELATION IN THE

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BOOK IS THAT IN THE PERIOD AFTER

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HE LOST THE ELECTION BEFORE

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BIDEN TOOK OVER ON

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INAUGURATION DAY, MY BIRTHDAY,

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NO BIG DEAL.

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[LAUGHTER]

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I'M TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO

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ASSOCIATE THE TWO.

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EVERY TIME THERE IS A NEW

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PRESIDENT, I GET GIFTS.

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BUT BIDEN IS OUR LAST PRESIDENT,

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SO IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER.

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ANYWAY, GENERAL MARK MILLEY, HE

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IS THE HEAD OF THE JOINT CHIEFS

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OF STAFF, TOOK PRECAUTIONS TO

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LIMIT TRUMP'S ABILITY TO START A

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WAR, LAUNCH A STRIKE, NUCLEAR

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SHIT, YOU KNOW WHAT, MILLEY

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CALLED HIS COUNTERPART IN CHINA,

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IN GENERAL, TO ASSURE HIM IF

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THIS NOT TRIES TO NUKE YOU, I

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PROMISE I WILL STOP YOU.

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I THINK THE GUY WAS BRAVE.

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I THINK THIS IS AN ACT OF GREAT

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PATRIOTISM.

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[APPLAUSE]

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BUT NOW, GENERAL MILLEY, HE IS

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GETTING IT FROM BOTH SIDES, THE

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RIGHT DOES NOT LIKE THAT HE WENT

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BEHIND TRUMP'S BACK, AND THOUGH

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THE LEFT DOES NOT LIKE THE FACT

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HE TALKED TO A GUY NAMED

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GENERAL LEE.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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AND HE DID.

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THIS GUY SHOULD GET A METAL.

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THIS IS HIS WORDS COME

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APPARENTLY COME IN THE BOOK.

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"GENERAL LI, I WANT TO ASSURE

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YOU THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT IS

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STABLE IN EVERY THING IS GOING

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TO BE OKAY."

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THIS IS THE SAME THING IN

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AMUSEMENT PARK TELLS YOU WHEN A

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KID DIES ON THE ROLLER COASTER.

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UNFORTUNATELY, THESE FOLKS HAVE

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NOT STOPPED.

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TOMORROW IN WASHINGTON, D.C.,

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THERE IS A BIG RALLY CALLED THE

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JUSTICE FOR JAY SIX.

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ANYONE GOING?

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THE INSURRECTION OF THE CAPITAL,

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AND RALLY TO SUPPORT THOSE

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PEOPLE.

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THEY WANT TO RAISE MONEY, ABOUT

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600 PEOPLE WHO WERE THERE WHO

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WERE ARRESTED FOR, I NEVER HEARD

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THIS TERM, BREAKING AND

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ENTERING.

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IT'S AT LEAST THAT, ISN'T IT?

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I SAW THAT ON VIDEO, BREAKING

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AND ENTERING, THAT IS STILL

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AGAINST THE LAW, ISN'T IT?

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HAPPENED TO BE THE CAPITOL, BUT

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YOU ARE BREAKING AND ENTERING.

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SO THEY NEED A LOT OF LAWYERS,

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WHICH I THINK IS VERY FUNNY FOR

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PEOPLE WHO USED TO BE CHANTING

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"JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US."

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[LAUGHTER]

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BUT THE ORGANIZERS SAY THEY WILL

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NOT BE ANY VIOLENCE, IT IS JUST

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A LITTLE GATHERING FOR THE

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PEOPLE WHO COULDN'T GET OFF WORK

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FOR THE ORIGINAL COUP.

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BUT HERE IS THE PART OF THE

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STORY I LOVE.

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NOW QANON FORUMS ONLINE ARE

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SAYING WAIT, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T

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GO, BECAUSE MAYBE THIS IS A PLOT

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TO ROUND US UP.

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TO ROUND UP, GET US BACK THERE.

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YOU KNEW THIS WOULD EVENTUALLY

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HAPPEN, RIGHT, THAT THEY WOULD

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GET THERE?

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TOO PARANOID TO ATTEND THEIR OWN

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PARANOIA RALLY.

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ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GOT A GREAT

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SHOW.

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DAN SAVAGE AND GILLIAN TETT ARE

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HERE.

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FIRST, SHE IS A FELLOW AT SNF

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AGORA INSTITUTE AT JOHNS HOPKINS

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AND STAFF WRITER AT

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"THE ATLANTIC" AND AUTHOR OF

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"TWILIGHT OF DEMOCRACY: THE

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SEDUCTIVE LURE OF

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AUTHORITARIANISM,"

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ANNE APPLEBAUM.

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HEY, ANNE.

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GREAT TO MEET YOU.

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HOW ARE YOU DOING?

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NEVER ASSUME PEOPLE SHAKE

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ANYMORE, WHATEVER E.

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SO, YOUR EXPERTISE IS PERFECT

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FOR THIS SHOW BECAUSE IT IS IN

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HOW COUNTRIES SLIDE FROM

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DEMOCRACY INTO AUTHORITARIANISM.

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YOU KNOW THIS FIRSTHAND, NOT

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JUST FROM THIS COUNTRY, YOU LIVE

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IN POLAND, WHERE THAT HAS

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HAPPENED, RIGHT?

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>> MORE THAN ONCE.

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>> Bill: HAVE CURRENTLY.

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>> AND CURRENTLY.

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>> Bill: SO WE JUST HAD THIS

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RECALL ELECTION, AND I NOTICED

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THAT LARRY ELDER SAID BEFORE THE

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VOTES WERE CAST, "IT'S RIGGED."

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TRUMP SAID THE ONLY WAY NEWSOM

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COULD WINS IF IT WAS RIGGED.

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WELL, MAYBE HE COULD WIN BECAUSE

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IT IS A HIGHLY DEMOCRAT STATE

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AND HE IS THE DEMOCRAT GOVERNOR.

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THERE MAY BE ARE SOME OTHER WAYS

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HE COULD WIN, AND IT WAS NOT

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EXACTLY AN A-LIST FIELD HE WAS

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UP AGAINST.

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[LAUGHTER]

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BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THIS IS THE

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NEW NORMAL.

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THAT ELECTIONS JUST DON'T COUNT.

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HOW DO WE GET BACK FROM THIS

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PLACE WHERE PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE

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THAT ELECTIONS ARE REAL?

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>> WELL, FIRST OF ALL, YOU ARE

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RIGHT THAT THIS IS A TACTIC WELL

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KNOWN AS PART OF THE

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AUTHORITARIAN PLAYBOOK.

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IT HAS BEEN USED IN OTHER TIMES

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AND OTHER PLACES.

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CAST OUT ON THE ELECTION, SAY

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THAT WHOEVER WINS, IF IT IS NOT

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ME, IT IS FAKE.

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CAST DOUBT ON THE PEOPLE WHO

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COME TO THE VOTES.

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CAST DOUBT ON THE MEDIA.

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UNDERMINE ANYONE WHO COULD DO

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CHECKS AND BALANCES.

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AND THAT WAY, WHEN YOU DO BREAK

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THE LAW AND WHEN YOU DO STORM

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THE CAPITOL, AND WHEN YOU DO GET

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YOUR PROTESTERS AND

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DEMONSTRATORS TO SMASH THINGS

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UP, THEN PEOPLE WILL SAY, YOU

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LEGITIMACY TO DO THAT.

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SO, IT'S -- WHAT WE ARE WATCHING

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IS REALLY THE END GAME OF A

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LONG-TERM PROCESS.

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CONSISTENTLY, REALLY FROM THE

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TIME HE STARTED THE BIRTHERRISM

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CONSPIRACY THEORY, HE HAS BEEN

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UNDERMINING THE AMERICAN SYSTEM

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VERY, VERY SYSTEMATICALLY.

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AND GETTING PEOPLE BACK, IN

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OTHER WORDS, PERSUADING PEOPLE

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ONCE AGAIN TO BECOME PART OF THE

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POLITICAL MAINSTREAM IS A HUGE

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PROBLEM.

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YOU KNOW, I THINK IT IS TIME TO

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START THINKING ABOUT IT THE WAY

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WE THINK OF A COUNTRY LIKE

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NORTHERN IRELAND.

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HOW DID THE END THE DIVISIONS

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THERE?

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AND YOU HAVE TO START TALKING

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ABOUT PEACE TREATIES.

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YOU HAVE TO START TALKING ABOUT

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TEACHING PEOPLE AGAIN THE RULES

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OF THE SYSTEM.

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YOU HAVE TO START TALKING ABOUT

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FINDING COMMON GROUND.

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IT'S REALLY -- WE ARE MUCH

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FARTHER ALONG THAN I THINK MOST

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OF US THINK.

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>> Bill: I THINK IT STARTS

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WITH -- YOU ARE RIGHT,

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INTERESTING, I NEVER HEARD OF

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THAT ANALOGY TO NORTHERN

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IRELAND, BUT STOPPING HATE.

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I THINK IS THE BEGINNING OF IT.

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AND I SEE IT ON BOTH --

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[APPLAUSE]

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YEAH.

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BECAUSE IF YOU HATE SOMEONE, YOU

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WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING ABOUT

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THEM.

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AND YOU WILL BELIEVE THEY ARE

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CAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING.

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AND THAT IS WHERE WE ARE NOW.

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IT IS NOT REALLY ABOUT THE

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ELECTION.

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IT IS ABOUT "I HATE THESE

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PEOPLE.

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I HATE THEM SO MUCH," THEY WILL

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DO ANYTHING.

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>> IT IS ABOUT "I HATE THESE

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PEOPLE AND ONLY WE DESERVE TO

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WIN.

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WE ARE THE REAL AMERICANS."

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JUST LIKE I HAVE HEARD IN

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POLAND.

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"WE ARE THE REAL POLAND."

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>> Bill: IS ON BOTH SIDES.

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ONE SIDE IS SCARIER BECAUSE THEY

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HAVE THE GUNS.

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>> ONE SIDE CONTROLS ONE OF THE

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MAJOR POLITICAL PARTIES IN THIS

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COUNTRY.

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>> Bill: BUT I MUST TELL YOU,

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I ASKED THIS QUESTION ON THE

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SHOW, AND A LINE I HAVE BEEN

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SAYING IN MY STAND-UP ACT

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RECENTLY, WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN

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THE PEOPLE IN YOUR GOVERNMENT

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DON'T BELIEVE IN YOUR FORM OF

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GOVERNMENT?

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AT A NUMBER OF TIMES, IN A

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MOSTLY LIBERAL AUDIENCE, SOMEONE

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HAS YELLED OUT "KILL THEM."

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THAT IS A LIBERAL YELLING OUT

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"KILL THEM."

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>> WELL, THAT IS NOT A LIBERAL.

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>> Bill: IT IS.

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WELL, IT IS A DEMOCRAT.

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>> OR TO SOMEONE WHO IDENTIFIES

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THEMSELVES ON THE LEFT --

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>> Bill: NO, NO, NO YOU ARE

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BEING TRUE KIND.

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>> A TRUE LIBERAL DOES NOT

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BELIEVE THAT.

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>> Bill: TRUST ME, I AM AT MY

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OWN SHOW IS.

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[LAUGHTER]

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THEY DO BELIEVE THAT.

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THERE IS A LOT OF THAT BELIEF ON

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BOTH SIDES, THAT THESE PEOPLE --

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YOU CANNOT ABIDE THESE PEOPLE,

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THEY JUST HAVE TO SOMEHOW BE

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EXTIRPATED.

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I'M NOT SAYING LITERALLY THAT

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PEOPLE WANT TO KILL HALF THE

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COUNTRY, BUT THEY WOULD NOT BE

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UPSET IF HALF THE COUNTRY DIED.

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YOU KNOW?

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IT IS JUST THAT WE CAN'T LIVE

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WITH THESE PEOPLE, THEY ARE NOT

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LIKE US AT ALL.

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EXISTENTIAL THREAT IS A TERM WE

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HEAR ON BOTH SIDES.

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THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE TO DIAL

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BACK FROM, DON'T YOU THINK?

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UNLESS WE DO THAT, UNLESS WE

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SEE -- STOP SEEING THE OTHER

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PERSON AS THIS MOTHER THAT DOES

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NOT BELONG HERE, I DON'T KNOW

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HOW WE ARE EVER GOING TO BELIEVE

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IN ANYTHING, LET ALONE AN

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ELECTION.

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>> YOU ARE RIGHT.

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POLARIZATION, THIS KIND OF

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DIVISION YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT,

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HAS THE EFFECT OF MAKING PEOPLE

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DOUBT THE SYSTEM, IN OTHER

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WORDS, IF WE HAVEN'T WON IN THE

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OTHER GUYS ARE IN CHARGE, THAT

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IT IS NOT REAL DEMOCRACY, IT IS

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NOT REALLY AMERICA, WE ARE BEING

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OCCUPIED BY A FOREIGN POWER, BY

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TRADERS, IF YOU ARE HUNGARIAN OR

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JEWS OR ANYTHING ELSE, SO YES,

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YOU ARE RIGHT, SEEING THE OTHER

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SIDE IS HAVING SOME

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LEGITIMACY --

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>> Bill: SOME HUMANITY --

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>> INTO FINDING A WAY TO SHARE

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THE SYSTEM IS FUNDAMENTAL TO

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DEMOCRACY, AND IF WE DO NOT

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HAVE THAT, DEMOCRACY WON'T WORK.

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>> Bill: YOU SAID THE MYPILLOW

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GUY COULD DESTROY DEMOCRACY,

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WHICH ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE A JOKE,

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BUT I WOULD REMIND PEOPLE, FOR

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AS LONG AS I HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING

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POLITICS, WHATEVER SOUNDS LIKE A

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JOKE TODAY WITH THE REPUBLICANS,

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TOMORROW IS THE CANDIDATE.

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RAGAN WAS A JOKE.

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I LOVE HIM BACK NOW.

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>> YES, YES.

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YOU SHOULD HEAR MY LIBERAL

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RELATIVES TALKING ABOUT WHAT A

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WONDERFUL PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH

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WAS.

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>> Bill: RIGHT.

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MORMONS LEGITIMATE THEN PALIN OR

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"REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER."

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NOTHING IS A JOKE.

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I COULD SEE THE MYPILLOW GUY,

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TUCKER CARLSON, AS THE TICKET.

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>> YES.

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I HAD LUNCH WITH THE MYPILLOW

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GUY, WHICH I READ ABOUT.

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ONE OF THE THINGS THAT IS

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DISARMING ABOUT HIM IS HE IS SO

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NORMAL.

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HE IS A KIND OF GOOFY MIDWESTERN

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BUSINESSMAN ON THE SURFACE, YOU

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KNOW, WHO WANTS TO TAKE THE

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CHECK FOR LUNCH AND SO ON, AND

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WHAT YOU HAVE TO REALIZE WHEN

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YOU'RE SPEAKING TO HIM IS HE IS,

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IN OTHER WAYS, A NORMAL

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AMERICAN.

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BUT WHAT HE IS THE BENEFICIARY

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OF IS THE FACT THAT THE MORE

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EXTREME YOU BECOME IN OUR MEDIA

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ECHO SYSTEM, THE MORE YOU PUSH

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THINGS, THE MORE ATTENTION YOU

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GET, THE MORE LIKES AND SHARES

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YOU GET ON FACEBOOK AND

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SOCIAL MEDIA, AND HE HAS REALLY

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TAKEN ADVANTAGE, BOTH FOR

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POLITICS AND THAT IS HOW HE

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SELLS HIS PILLOWS.

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HE SAYS SOMETHING EXTREME ON FOX

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AND THEN PEOPLE CLICK ON HIS

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WEBSITE AND BUY PILLOWS.

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IT IS A KIND OF COMMERCIAL,

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POLITICAL GAME.

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BUT I THINK HE IS ALSO SOMEBODY

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WHO HAS GENUINELY COME TO

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BELIEVE SOME OF THE WACKIER

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CONSPIRACY THEORIES, AND REALLY,

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IT IS KIND OF A GOOFY GUY FROM

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THE MIDWEST CAN BELIEVE IT, I

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THINK ANYBODY CAN.

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IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO TAKE

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THESE THINGS SERIOUSLY.

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>> Bill: AND HE COULD NOT HAVE

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BEEN TAKEN SERIOUSLY BEFORE THE

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AGE OF THE INTERNET AND

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SOCIAL MEDIA, COULD HE?

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>> NO, HE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD AN

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OUTLET TO DO THAT.

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>> Bill: RIGHT.

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>> HE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD A WAY TO

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SELL IT.

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>> Bill: RIGHT, IT HAS REALLY

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CHANGED THE GAME, AND YOU TALK

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ABOUT THAT IN YOUR ARTICLE IN

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"THE ATLANTIC," "THE NEW

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PURITANS," YOU TALK ABOUT THE

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FACT THEY ARE KIND OF TWO

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JUDICIAL SYSTEMS IN AMERICA, THE

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TRADITIONAL ONE WHICH BELIEVES

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IN PRESUMPTION OF INNOCENCE AND

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DEGREES OF CRIMES, YOU KNOW,

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LETTING THE STATUTE OF

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LIMITATIONS RUN OUT, AND THEN

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THERE IS THE SOCIAL MEDIA, WHAT

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THEY CALL CANCEL CULTURE GOING

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ON.

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AND IT'S INTERESTING, SOME OF

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THE PEOPLE YOU INTERVIEWED, I

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THINK THE TERM "VICTIMS" IS

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OVERUSED, BUT THERE ARE TRUE

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VICTIMS OF THIS, NOT NECESSARILY

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ONES WE HAVE HEARD ABOUT --

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>> NO, MANY OF THEM ARE NOT

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FAMOUS AT ALL, MANY OF THEM ARE

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NOT PEOPLE YOU'VE HEARD OF.

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THEY ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE FALLEN

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VICTIM TO A COMBINATION OF

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SOCIAL MEDIA MOBS PLUS, OFTEN,

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ANONYMOUS BUREAUCRACIES.

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THERE WILL BE UNIVERSITY

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BUREAUCRACY OR HR BUREAUCRACIES

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WHO WILL INVESTIGATE THEM,

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SOMETIMES WITHOUT THEM KNOWING

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THAT THEY ARE BEING

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INVESTIGATED, AND THEN THEY ARE

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GIVING REALLY SEVERE

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PUNISHMENTS, YOU KNOW, LOSS OF

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CAREER, LOSS OF ABILITY TO

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PUBLISH, LOSS OF ABILITY TO MAKE

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MONEY.

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THEY LOSE ALL THEIR FRIENDS AND

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ALL THEIR COLLEAGUES.

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THEY BECOME OSTRACIZED.

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THESE ARE THE KINDS OF

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PUNISHMENTS, IN ANOTHER CULTURE,

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WOULD BE CONSIDERED THE MOST

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SEVERE.

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THE GREEKS CONSIDERED -- ANCIENT

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GREEKS -- OSTRACISM WAS THE NEXT

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WORST THING FOR THEM.

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>> Bill: RIGHT, IF YOU CAN'T

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GO TO DINNER ANYWHERE, THEN THEY

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LOOK AT YOU LIKE YOU ARE

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O.J. SIMPSON, YEAH.

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>> YEAH.

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>> Bill: PEOPLE HAVE KILLED

529
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THEMSELVES OVER.

530
00:15:22,033 --> 00:15:23,366
>> NOT COMMITTED CRIMES.

531
00:15:23,433 --> 00:15:25,866
THEY ARE NOT PEOPLE WHO HAVE

532
00:15:25,933 --> 00:15:27,466
BEEN SENTENCED IN A COURT OF

533
00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:27,633
LAW.

534
00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:28,600
>> Bill: RIGHT.

535
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,233
I MEAN, SOME OF THEM HAVE DONE

536
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:31,333
SHITTY THINGS AND THEY DESERVE

537
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,966
SOME DEGREE OF THAT, BUT THERE

538
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,833
SEEMS TO BE A STATUTE OF

539
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,166
LIMITATIONS --

540
00:15:36,233 --> 00:15:37,800
>> EXACTLY, THERE IS NO

541
00:15:37,866 --> 00:15:38,300
STATUTE --

542
00:15:38,366 --> 00:15:39,066
>> Bill: AND NO CONSISTENCY.

543
00:15:39,133 --> 00:15:40,933
>> WE DON'T HAVE AN AGREEMENT ON

544
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:41,233
THE LIMITS.

545
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:42,300
>> Bill: ALSO, SOME PEOPLE DO

546
00:15:42,366 --> 00:15:44,866
HORRIBLE THINGS AND GET A PASS.

547
00:15:44,933 --> 00:15:46,766
CHARLIE SHEEN GETS A SUPER BOWL

548
00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:47,066
COMMERCIAL.

549
00:15:47,133 --> 00:15:49,166
YOU KNOW, HE DID A LOT WORSE

550
00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:50,566
THINGS THAN LOUIS C.K.

551
00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:55,366
[APPLAUSE]

552
00:15:55,433 --> 00:15:57,533
AND HE COULDN'T GET A SUPER BOWL

553
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:57,833
COMMERCIAL.

554
00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,800
>> RIGHT.

555
00:15:59,866 --> 00:16:00,866
>> Bill: THE OTHER POINT YOU

556
00:16:00,933 --> 00:16:03,066
MAKE ABOUT THIS, THERE ARE

557
00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:04,766
VICTIMS, AND THERE ARE ALSO

558
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,000
CASUALTIES, LIKE FREE SPEECH.

559
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,833
YOU SAY, IF WE ARE GOING TO

560
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,000
DRIVE ALL THE DIFFICULT PEOPLE,

561
00:16:10,066 --> 00:16:11,400
THE DEMANDING PEOPLE, THE

562
00:16:11,466 --> 00:16:12,733
ECCENTRIC PEOPLE, I COUNT MYSELF

563
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:15,666
ONE OF ALL THREE, --

564
00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:17,400
>> YOU SAID IT, NOT ME.

565
00:16:17,466 --> 00:16:18,700
>> Bill: YEAH, NO, I'M PROUD

566
00:16:18,766 --> 00:16:19,500
OF IT.

567
00:16:19,566 --> 00:16:20,666
I WANT TO BE DIFFICULT,

568
00:16:20,733 --> 00:16:23,166
DEMANDING, AND ECCENTRIC.

569
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,200
[APPLAUSE]

570
00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:28,266
THANK YOU.

571
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:29,933
THEN WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A

572
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,366
SOCIETY THAT IS AT A GREAT LOSS,

573
00:16:33,433 --> 00:16:35,466
YOU SAY WHAT ABOUT ALL OF THE

574
00:16:35,533 --> 00:16:43,300
GREAT MANUSCRIPTS THAT ARE ALL

575
00:16:43,366 --> 00:16:44,900
IN PEOPLE'S DRAWERS, THE JOKES

576
00:16:44,966 --> 00:16:45,266
THAT GO UNTOLD.

577
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:47,000
IT IS ABOUT WHAT WE DON'T SEE

578
00:16:47,066 --> 00:16:47,566
BECAUSE IT IS UNSAID.

579
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:51,266
I THINK SOMETHING LIKE 62% OF

580
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:52,466
AMERICANS SAY THEY ARE AFRAID TO

581
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:52,666
SPEAK.

582
00:16:52,733 --> 00:16:55,100
>> AND THAT IS ACTUALLY A RIGHT

583
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:56,300
WING AND A LEFT-WING THING.

584
00:16:56,366 --> 00:16:58,600
WE TEND TO TALK ABOUT THIS

585
00:16:58,666 --> 00:16:59,433
BELONGING TO THE POLITICAL

586
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,000
REALM, BUT REALLY IT IS A

587
00:17:01,066 --> 00:17:01,866
PHENOMENON CREATED BY

588
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:03,533
SOCIAL MEDIA MOB'S, AS I SAID,

589
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,766
BY NEW RULES ABOUT WHO WAS

590
00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:06,133
ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT, PEOPLE

591
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,733
OFTEN JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT THE

592
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,066
RULES ARE, AND THEY ARE AFRAID

593
00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:10,766
OF BREAKING THEM BECAUSE THEY

594
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:11,100
AREN'T SURE --

595
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:12,633
>> Bill: AND THEY CHANGE

596
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:12,966
WEEKLY.

597
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:17,133
>> AND THEY CHANGE, AND THEY ARE

598
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:17,800
DIFFERENT INSTITUTION TO

599
00:17:17,866 --> 00:17:18,266
INSTITUTION.

600
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:19,733
AND YOU ARE RIGHT, IT HAS A

601
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:20,700
CHILLING EFFECT ON PEOPLE.

602
00:17:20,766 --> 00:17:22,666
AND THIS AGAIN, I'VE WRITTEN

603
00:17:22,733 --> 00:17:24,066
BOOKS ABOUT SOVIET DICTATORSHIP

604
00:17:24,133 --> 00:17:26,500
AND OTHER KINDS OF

605
00:17:26,566 --> 00:17:28,266
DICTATORSHIPS, AND I KNOW THIS

606
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:29,166
KIND OF VERY EXTREME FORM OF

607
00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:30,666
PEER PRESSURE, AND IT'S OFTEN

608
00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:32,433
JUST AS IMPORTANT AS VIOLENCE

609
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,700
AND OTHER KINDS OF THREATS IN

610
00:17:34,766 --> 00:17:35,300
KEEPING PEOPLE SILENT.

611
00:17:35,366 --> 00:17:36,833
SO IT IS SOMETHING WE REALLY

612
00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:38,366
DON'T WANT IN OUR COUNTRY.

613
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,233
>> Bill: WELL, WE WILL TRY TO

614
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,100
AVOID THAT HERE AT THE SHOW.

615
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:42,966
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR COMING

616
00:17:43,033 --> 00:17:43,133
BY.

617
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:43,400
[APPLAUSE]

618
00:17:43,466 --> 00:17:44,900
ALWAYS BEEN A FAN OF YOUR

619
00:17:44,966 --> 00:17:46,900
WRITING.

620
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:47,900
ALL RIGHT, LET'S MEET OUR PANEL!

621
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,200
[APPLAUSE]

622
00:17:48,266 --> 00:17:52,733
♪ ♪

623
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,833
HEY!

624
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:56,566
OKAY.

625
00:17:56,633 --> 00:18:00,900
SHE'S A U.S. EDITOR AT LARGE OF

626
00:18:00,966 --> 00:18:01,533
"THE FINANCIAL TIMES" AND AUTHOR

627
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:02,166
OF "ANTHRO-VISION: A NEW WAY TO

628
00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:03,033
SEE IN BUSINESS AND LIFE."

629
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:05,000
GILLIAN TETT IS OVER HERE.

630
00:18:05,066 --> 00:18:06,266
HOW ARE YOU DOING?

631
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,333
[APPLAUSE]

632
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,033
>> GREAT.

633
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:11,333
>> Bill: HE IS THE HOST OF THE

634
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:11,966
"SAVAGE LOVECAST" AND AUTHOR OF

635
00:18:12,033 --> 00:18:12,600
"SAVAGE LOVE FROM A TO Z: ADVICE

636
00:18:12,666 --> 00:18:13,233
ON SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, DATING

637
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,966
AND MATING, EXES AND EXTRAS."

638
00:18:16,033 --> 00:18:16,266
DAN SAVAGE.

639
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:17,333
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

640
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:21,500
OVER HERE.

641
00:18:21,566 --> 00:18:22,500
ALL RIGHT.

642
00:18:22,566 --> 00:18:24,733
SO, WE ARE GOING TO GET TO SEX,

643
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,133
I KNOW YOU ALWAYS WANT TO.

644
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,233
I MEAN, ON THE PANEL.

645
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:32,300
LET ME START A DISCUSSION

646
00:18:32,366 --> 00:18:33,800
TONIGHT WITH THIS, WHAT WE ARE

647
00:18:33,866 --> 00:18:34,366
LEARNING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED

648
00:18:34,433 --> 00:18:39,933
BETWEEN ELECTION DAY AND JANUARS

649
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,200
THE SUBJECT OF THIS NEW WOODWARD

650
00:18:42,266 --> 00:18:43,733
BOOK, AND APPARENTLY, THE

651
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:44,366
GENERALS WERE VERY WORRIED THAT

652
00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:46,800
TRUMP WOULD DO SOMETHING BECAUSE

653
00:18:46,866 --> 00:18:48,966
HE WANTED TO STAY IN OFFICE THAT

654
00:18:49,033 --> 00:18:50,366
WOULD FOMENT A CRISIS, AND I'VE

655
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:51,433
HEARD A LOT OF PEOPLE ON THE

656
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:54,566
RIGHT TO SAY "YEAH, TYPICAL

657
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,033
LIBERAL OVERREACH.

658
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,333
TRUMP DIDN'T START A WAR."

659
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,500
I WOULD LIKE TO ANSWER THAT

660
00:18:57,566 --> 00:18:58,500
TONIGHT AND SAY, BUT WE KNOW

661
00:18:58,566 --> 00:18:59,866
THAT NOW.

662
00:18:59,933 --> 00:19:04,200
GIVEN THE THOUSAND ERRATIC,

663
00:19:04,266 --> 00:19:04,833
UNPRECEDENTED, DANGEROUS THINGS

664
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,866
HE'D ALREADY DONE, WE COULDN'T

665
00:19:06,933 --> 00:19:14,766
HAVE KNOWN THAT AT THE TIME.

666
00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:15,333
>> AND HE DID START A WAR.

667
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:15,833
A COLD CIVIL WAR IN THIS

668
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:16,066
COUNTRY.

669
00:19:16,133 --> 00:19:16,433
>> Bill: WELL...

670
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,833
[APPLAUSE]

671
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:20,900
>> IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT TRUMP,

672
00:19:20,966 --> 00:19:22,533
IT'S ALSO ABOUT THE FACT THAT

673
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,800
ASIA RIGHT NOW IS A TINDERBOX,

674
00:19:24,866 --> 00:19:26,700
AND NO, WE HAVE NOT HAD A WAR SO

675
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,800
FAR, BUT WHEN YOU LOOK WHAT IS

676
00:19:28,866 --> 00:19:30,200
HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, TENSIONS

677
00:19:30,266 --> 00:19:32,266
RISING, AND THERE COULD BE A WAR

678
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:32,766
IN THE FUTURE.

679
00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:35,500
>> Bill: IN ASIA.

680
00:19:35,566 --> 00:19:35,833
WITH US?

681
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:38,366
>> BETWEEN THE U.S. AND CHINA,

682
00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:39,200
ABSOLUTELY.

683
00:19:39,266 --> 00:19:39,566
>> Bill: REALLY?

684
00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:43,133
I MEAN, THAT WOULD BE -- I THINK

685
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,566
BOTH COUNTRIES NO --

686
00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:46,366
>> THEY BOTH KNOW, BUT HERE'S

687
00:19:46,433 --> 00:19:46,966
THE ISSUE.

688
00:19:47,033 --> 00:19:48,700
IT IS A BIT LIKE THE START OF

689
00:19:48,766 --> 00:19:50,166
WORLD WAR I, AND THAT IS THE

690
00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:50,800
HISTORICAL MEMORY THAT WORRY SO

691
00:19:50,866 --> 00:19:51,866
MANY PEOPLE IN THE PENTAGON,

692
00:19:51,933 --> 00:19:53,800
BECAUSE YOU GO BACK TO THE

693
00:19:53,866 --> 00:19:55,300
COLD WAR, BETWEEN THE U.S. AND

694
00:19:55,366 --> 00:19:56,433
THE SOVIET UNION, AND YOU HAD A

695
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,166
HOT LINE BETWEEN THE TWO

696
00:19:58,233 --> 00:19:59,600
COUNTRIES, THEY COULD TALK

697
00:19:59,666 --> 00:19:59,933
PRETTY EASILY.

698
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,533
THE PROBLEM TODAY THAT PEOPLE

699
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,933
AREN'T TALKING ENOUGH IS

700
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,500
ACTUALLY THE HOTLINE BETWEEN

701
00:20:05,566 --> 00:20:06,366
WASHINGTON AND BEIJING IS PRETTY

702
00:20:06,433 --> 00:20:06,666
BROKEN.

703
00:20:06,733 --> 00:20:08,766
AND THAT AS A BACKDROP WHICH

704
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:09,666
MADE PEOPLE LIKE GENERAL MILLEY

705
00:20:09,733 --> 00:20:11,066
SO CONCERNED, THAT YOU COULD

706
00:20:11,133 --> 00:20:11,700
HAVE AN ACCIDENT LIKE THE

707
00:20:11,766 --> 00:20:15,533
BEGINNING OF WORLD WAR I, AND

708
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:16,766
SUDDENLY, EVERYTHING WILL SPIN

709
00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:17,200
OUT OF CONTROL.

710
00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:18,633
>> Bill: YES.

711
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:21,266
WELL, C, THIS IS WHY I DON'T EAT

712
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:22,633
POT ANYMORE, BECAUSE --

713
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:22,900
[LAUGHTER]

714
00:20:22,966 --> 00:20:23,833
THEY MADE ME PARANOID.

715
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:26,333
AND THEN I WOULD HAVE TO TELL

716
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,233
MYSELF, YES, ANYTHING BAD THING

717
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,200
COULD HAPPEN.

718
00:20:29,266 --> 00:20:30,533
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I EAT

719
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:31,066
POT.

720
00:20:31,133 --> 00:20:32,866
I ONLY THINK ABOUT WHAT BAD

721
00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:33,800
COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN.

722
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,833
I THINK THIS COULD POSSIBLY

723
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:36,600
HAPPEN.

724
00:20:36,666 --> 00:20:37,900
I DON'T -- THAT'S NOT EVEN

725
00:20:37,966 --> 00:20:40,866
NUMBER TEN OF MY LIST.

726
00:20:40,933 --> 00:20:42,833
I'M SO MUCH MORE WORRIED ABOUT

727
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:43,400
THE ENVIRONMENT AND NEVER --

728
00:20:43,466 --> 00:20:46,333
[APPLAUSE]

729
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:50,066
>> YOU SUPPORT WHAT MILLEY DID

730
00:20:50,133 --> 00:20:50,633
QUESTION WORK >> Bill:

731
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:50,933
TOTALLY!

732
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,633
>> ESPECIALLY AFTER JANUARY 6TH,

733
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:55,366
MILLEY TOOK AN OATH TO DEFEND

734
00:20:55,433 --> 00:20:56,333
THE CONSTITUTION, HE DID NOT

735
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,400
TAKE AN OATH TO DONALD FUCKING

736
00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,633
TRUMP, AND WHAT TRUMP APPROVED

737
00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:02,066
ON JANUARY 6TH, HE WAS TRYING TO

738
00:21:02,133 --> 00:21:02,633
DESTROY OUR CONSTITUTIONAL

739
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:06,000
ORDER, SHRED THE CONSTITUTION,

740
00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:06,666
PREVENT THE CONSTITUTIONAL

741
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,200
MECHANISMS WERE OPERATING THAT

742
00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:09,666
WOULD REPLACE HIM AS PRESIDENT.

743
00:21:09,733 --> 00:21:11,366
TRUMP WENT TO WAR WITH THE

744
00:21:11,433 --> 00:21:12,800
CONSTITUTION ON JANUARY 6TH, SO

745
00:21:12,866 --> 00:21:14,666
WHAT MILLEY DID EARLY WAS

746
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,000
PRECEDENTS, AND AFTER

747
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:16,933
JANUARY 6TH WAS

748
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:17,433
ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.

749
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:18,533
>> Bill: YES, I TOTALLY AGREE

750
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,966
WITH THAT, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE

751
00:21:20,033 --> 00:21:20,833
TODAY WE FOUND OUT ANTHONY

752
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:21,833
GONZALEZ, NEVER HEARD OF HIM,

753
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:23,900
BUT HE IS A REPUBLICAN

754
00:21:23,966 --> 00:21:25,600
CONGRESSMAN FROM OHIO, HE WAS

755
00:21:25,666 --> 00:21:28,366
ONE OF THE TEN REPUBLICANS WHO

756
00:21:28,433 --> 00:21:29,966
VOTED TO IMPEACH TRUMP BEFORE

757
00:21:30,033 --> 00:21:30,366
JANUARY 6TH.

758
00:21:30,433 --> 00:21:34,433
HE IS NOT GOING TO RUN IN 2022.

759
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:35,966
BECAUSE HE IS NOT GOING TO WIN.

760
00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:37,600
HE'S NOT EVEN GOING TO ENACT THE

761
00:21:37,666 --> 00:21:38,133
PRIMARY.

762
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,266
HE KNOWS THAT.

763
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:40,300
BECAUSE THIS PARTY IS ALL IN.

764
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:42,866
THEY ARE A ONE ISSUE PARTY,

765
00:21:42,933 --> 00:21:44,433
VOTING, THEY ARE AGAINST IT,

766
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:45,366
THEY COULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ALL

767
00:21:45,433 --> 00:21:48,133
THEIR TRADITIONAL IDEAS LIKE

768
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:48,800
BALANCE THE BUDGET.

769
00:21:48,866 --> 00:21:49,500
THEY ARE ABOUT AS MUCH CONCERNED

770
00:21:49,566 --> 00:21:53,833
ABOUT THAT AS THEY ARE THE NEW

771
00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:54,866
SEASON OF

772
00:21:54,933 --> 00:21:56,233
"RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE."

773
00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:57,866
THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING

774
00:21:57,933 --> 00:21:59,566
EXCEPT THIS ONE ISSUE.

775
00:21:59,633 --> 00:22:01,033
>> REMEMBER PERSONAL REALITY?

776
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,700
SEXUAL MORALITY WAS SUCH A BIG

777
00:22:02,766 --> 00:22:03,266
ISSUE WITH REPUBLICANS.

778
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:07,066
THEY SPENT 30 YEARS OF MY LIFE,

779
00:22:07,133 --> 00:22:08,033
REPUBLICANS TRYING TO SLAP THE

780
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:10,000
DICK OUT OF MY MOUTH, AND THEN

781
00:22:10,066 --> 00:22:10,966
REVEAL THEMSELVES WITH TRUMP TO

782
00:22:11,033 --> 00:22:12,866
NOT GIVE ONE FLYING FUCKING SHIT

783
00:22:12,933 --> 00:22:14,700
ABOUT SEXUAL MORALITY OR

784
00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:15,100
RESPONSIBILITY.

785
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:15,700
>> BASICALLY ALL THE REPUBLIC

786
00:22:15,766 --> 00:22:17,500
AND THEY'RE SAYING RIGHT NOW,

787
00:22:17,566 --> 00:22:19,933
WHAT GENERAL MILLEY DID WAS

788
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:20,333
UNCONSTITUTIONAL.

789
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,433
IF THEY SPENT ONE-TENTH THE

790
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:22,600
AMOUNT OF ENERGY WORRYING ABOUT

791
00:22:22,666 --> 00:22:23,233
WHETHER TRUMP WAS ACTING IN A

792
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,133
CONSTITUTIONAL WAY, THEY WOULD

793
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:26,933
HAVE A LIBERAL CREDIBILITY RIGHT

794
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:27,566
NOW, TO GO BACK TO YOUR POINT.

795
00:22:27,633 --> 00:22:31,000
[APPLAUSE]

796
00:22:31,066 --> 00:22:34,000
>> I MEAN, MILLEY -- I AM NOT AN

797
00:22:34,066 --> 00:22:35,233
EXPERT, BUT MILLEY SEEMS TO HAVE

798
00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:36,333
BEEN IN AN IMPOSSIBLE POSITION.

799
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,833
HE TOOK AN OATH TO DEFEND THE

800
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,366
CONSTITUTION.

801
00:22:40,433 --> 00:22:41,300
THE PRESIDENT WAS THE ENEMY ON

802
00:22:41,366 --> 00:22:42,333
THE CONSTITUTION.

803
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:43,366
>> Bill: RIGHT, EXACTLY.

804
00:22:43,433 --> 00:22:45,000
>> WHAT WAS HE SUPPOSED TO DO?

805
00:22:45,066 --> 00:22:46,833
>> AND THE POINT IS, YOU SAY YOU

806
00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:48,566
WANT TO SMOKE POT AND NOT WORRY

807
00:22:48,633 --> 00:22:49,833
ABOUT THE FUTURE.

808
00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:51,133
WELL, WE WANT GENERALS WHO WORRY

809
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,566
ABOUT THE FUTURE.

810
00:22:52,633 --> 00:22:54,566
THAT IS THEIR JOB, TO TRY TO

811
00:22:54,633 --> 00:22:54,966
STAVE OFF THREATS.

812
00:22:55,033 --> 00:22:57,600
[APPLAUSE]

813
00:22:57,666 --> 00:22:58,866
>> Bill: I SAID I DON'T EAT

814
00:22:58,933 --> 00:23:00,433
IT.

815
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:00,800
[LAUGHTER]

816
00:23:00,866 --> 00:23:01,900
I DIDN'T SAY I'M NOT GOING TO

817
00:23:01,966 --> 00:23:02,600
SMOKE IT.

818
00:23:02,666 --> 00:23:04,700
I'M GOING TO SMOKE A LOT OF IT.

819
00:23:04,766 --> 00:23:05,900
OKAY, SO -- [LAUGHS]

820
00:23:05,966 --> 00:23:09,133
GOOD NEWS.

821
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,000
WE'VE MADE GREAT STRIDES WITH

822
00:23:11,066 --> 00:23:12,900
POVERTY IN THIS COUNTRY, BECAUSE

823
00:23:12,966 --> 00:23:13,500
OF THE PANDEMIC.

824
00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:16,133
BECAUSE SO MUCH GOVERNMENT

825
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,033
LARGESS WENT TO LIFT PEOPLE UP,

826
00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:19,200
AND WE ARE NOT IN SUCH BAD SHAPE

827
00:23:19,266 --> 00:23:20,033
ANYMORE WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE.

828
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:23,233
HOWEVER, HOMELESSNESS ROSE 40%

829
00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:24,533
IN THE STATE IN FIVE YEARS.

830
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,000
WE HAVE HAVE ALL THE HOMELESS IN

831
00:23:26,066 --> 00:23:26,466
THE COUNTRY.

832
00:23:26,533 --> 00:23:28,900
BUT THERE'S OVER 500,000 PEOPLE

833
00:23:28,966 --> 00:23:31,433
WHO ARE HOMELESS.

834
00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:33,600
WHEN THEY ASKED CALIFORNIANS IN

835
00:23:33,666 --> 00:23:35,200
EXIT POLLS AFTER THE RECALL THIS

836
00:23:35,266 --> 00:23:36,900
WEEK, WHAT IS YOUR NUMBER ONE

837
00:23:36,966 --> 00:23:38,433
ISSUE?

838
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:38,833
COVID, 32%.

839
00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:40,600
THAT MAKES SENSE.

840
00:23:40,666 --> 00:23:42,366
SECOND, NOT THE ECONOMY, NOT

841
00:23:42,433 --> 00:23:44,600
CRIME, HOMELESSNESS.

842
00:23:44,666 --> 00:23:45,433
I UNDERSTAND.

843
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:47,133
IT IS ON PEOPLE'S DOORSTEPS.

844
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,333
WHEN SAN FRANCISCO, THEY HAVE AN

845
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,333
APP CALLED "NAP CRAP."

846
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,266
WHERE YOU CAN REQUEST SIDEWALK

847
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:56,500
CLEANING.

848
00:23:56,566 --> 00:23:59,933
BECAUSE THERE IS FECES.

849
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,233
>> THE SAME CALIFORNIANS THAT

850
00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:04,633
TELL POLLSTERS COME HOMELESSNESS

851
00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:06,066
THE SECOND TOP ISSUE, ASK THE

852
00:24:06,133 --> 00:24:08,466
SAME CALIFORNIANS IF YOU CONDONE

853
00:24:08,533 --> 00:24:10,433
MULTIFAMILY HOUSING IN THEIR

854
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:11,800
NEIGHBORHOOD, BUILD APARTMENT

855
00:24:11,866 --> 00:24:12,100
BUILDINGS --

856
00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:13,200
>> Bill: WELL, NOW IT IS A

857
00:24:13,266 --> 00:24:13,366
LAW.

858
00:24:13,433 --> 00:24:14,533
>> THE PROBLEM IN CALIFORNIA IS

859
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,166
A LACK OF HOUSING SUPPLY AND IT

860
00:24:17,233 --> 00:24:19,333
IS DRIVING UP PRICES BECAUSE OF

861
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,800
SCARCITY OF HOUSING, AND THAT IS

862
00:24:20,866 --> 00:24:21,933
MAKING PEOPLE HOMELESS, AND THE

863
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,300
SAME PEOPLE WHO PUT A SIGN IN

864
00:24:23,366 --> 00:24:24,966
THEIR FRONT YARD SAYING "IN THIS

865
00:24:25,033 --> 00:24:27,166
HOUSE, WE BELIEVE NO ONE SHOULD

866
00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:28,766
BE HOMELESS" WILL MURDER THEIR

867
00:24:28,833 --> 00:24:30,000
REPRESENTATIVES, YOU KNOW, THEIR

868
00:24:30,066 --> 00:24:32,433
CITY COUNCIL MEMBERS, IF THEY

869
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:33,466
REZONE THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD TO

870
00:24:33,533 --> 00:24:34,866
BUILD MORE HOUSING FOR THESE

871
00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:35,466
PEOPLE WHO ARE HOMELESS.

872
00:24:35,533 --> 00:24:37,933
>> THERE IS A WORD FOR IT.

873
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,433
NOT IN MY BACKYARD.

874
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:41,766
YOU HAVE TO STOP AND ASK

875
00:24:41,833 --> 00:24:44,533
YOURSELF, WHEN YOU WERE A KID,

876
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,566
DID YOU SEE HOMELESSNESS AROUND

877
00:24:46,633 --> 00:24:47,166
YOU?

878
00:24:47,233 --> 00:24:48,733
>> Bill: DID I SEE?

879
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:48,966
>> WHY?

880
00:24:49,033 --> 00:24:50,833
THAT IS A QUESTION WE SHOULD

881
00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:52,333
ASK, THERE WAS NOT HOMELESSNESS

882
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,366
50 YEARS AGO, 40 YEARS AGO, AND

883
00:24:53,433 --> 00:24:55,833
IT IS SIMPLE, IT IS NOT ROCKET

884
00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:58,033
SCIENCE, BASICALLY, A GREAT

885
00:24:58,100 --> 00:25:01,166
SURVEY SHOWED AS SOON AS YOU

886
00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:01,733
HAVE COMMUNITY SPENDING MORE

887
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,933
THAN A THIRD OF THEIR WAGES ON

888
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,233
RENTAL COSTS OR HOME COSTS, YOU

889
00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:07,633
START TO SEE HOMELESSNESS RISE.

890
00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:09,566
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH AFFORDABLE

891
00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:10,166
HOUSING.

892
00:25:10,233 --> 00:25:11,166
THERE HAS NOT BEEN ENOUGH

893
00:25:11,233 --> 00:25:12,966
ABILITY TO BUILD AFFORDABLE

894
00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:13,466
HOUSING IN CALIFORNIA.

895
00:25:13,533 --> 00:25:15,466
AND SO THE TYPE OF MEASURE THE

896
00:25:15,533 --> 00:25:17,066
GOVERNMENT INTRODUCES RIGHT NOW,

897
00:25:17,133 --> 00:25:19,266
FRANKLY, ARE TOO LITTLE, TOO

898
00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:19,633
LATE.

899
00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:21,333
>> Bill: WELL, YES, IT IS

900
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,766
ALSO, LAST WEEK I WAS TALKING

901
00:25:22,833 --> 00:25:24,066
ABOUT WHY CAN'T WE PIPE WATER

902
00:25:24,133 --> 00:25:26,833
FROM THE EAST TO THE WEST?

903
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:27,700
THERE IS TOO MUCH WATER IN THE

904
00:25:27,766 --> 00:25:27,933
EAST --

905
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,500
[APPLAUSE]

906
00:25:30,566 --> 00:25:32,366
YOU KNOW, WHEN I LOOKED INTO

907
00:25:32,433 --> 00:25:35,133
THIS, IT'S NOT THAT WE CAN'T.

908
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:35,800
IT'S FEASIBLE.

909
00:25:35,866 --> 00:25:37,466
WE'VE HEARD FOR DECADES -- IT'S

910
00:25:37,533 --> 00:25:38,266
NOT ONLY UNFEASIBLE BECAUSE WE

911
00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:40,200
DON'T WANT TO DO IT, BECAUSE OF

912
00:25:40,266 --> 00:25:41,400
GRAFT.

913
00:25:41,466 --> 00:25:43,033
THAT IS REALLY THE BASIC REASON

914
00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:43,366
WHY.

915
00:25:43,433 --> 00:25:45,066
BECAUSE IT WOULD JUST COST SO

916
00:25:45,133 --> 00:25:46,666
MUCH IN PAYING OFF ALL THE

917
00:25:46,733 --> 00:25:48,200
DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND ALL THE

918
00:25:48,266 --> 00:25:48,900
BULLSHIT INVOLVED WITH GETTING

919
00:25:48,966 --> 00:25:50,800
ANYTHING DONE, AND IT IS THE

920
00:25:50,866 --> 00:25:52,200
SAME THING WITH HOUSING.

921
00:25:52,266 --> 00:25:54,366
THIS STATE PUT ASIDE $12 BILLION

922
00:25:54,433 --> 00:25:55,866
TO SOLVE THE HOUSING PROBLEM.

923
00:25:55,933 --> 00:25:58,200
YOU COULDN'T BUILD BARRACKS AND

924
00:25:58,266 --> 00:26:00,933
HIRE ENOUGH SECURITY GUARDS AND

925
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,700
DOCTORS, BY THE WAY, INSIDE

926
00:26:04,766 --> 00:26:05,800
BARRACKS?

927
00:26:05,866 --> 00:26:06,766
THEY'VE DONE IT BEFORE.

928
00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:07,833
SO IF YOU ARE ON THE STREET,

929
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,433
COME INSIDE.

930
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:13,500
IT'S NOT THE RITZ, BUT YOU HAVE

931
00:26:13,566 --> 00:26:16,633
A COT AND THREE MEALS, FOR

932
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:16,933
$12 BILLION?

933
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,833
OF COURSE WE COULD.

934
00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:21,566
IT'S JUST THAT WE DON'T EVEN

935
00:26:21,633 --> 00:26:22,233
START.

936
00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:22,766
BECAUSE --

937
00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:24,900
>> IT IS ALSO THIS ISSUE ABOUT

938
00:26:24,966 --> 00:26:27,600
EMPATHY AND TRIBALISM AND

939
00:26:27,666 --> 00:26:29,000
WHETHER AMERICA FEELS A SENSE OF

940
00:26:29,066 --> 00:26:30,966
COMMUNITY OR NOT, BECAUSE

941
00:26:31,033 --> 00:26:31,833
NIMBYISM IS BASICALLY DRIVEN BY

942
00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:32,466
THE SENSE PEOPLE WANT TO DEFEND

943
00:26:32,533 --> 00:26:35,333
WHAT THEY HAVE AND KEEP OUT

944
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,000
EVERY ONE ELSE.

945
00:26:36,066 --> 00:26:37,766
THE PROBLEM WITH THE HOMELESS IS

946
00:26:37,833 --> 00:26:39,366
YOU CAN'T, YOU TRIP OVER THEM IN

947
00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:40,333
THE STREET.

948
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:41,900
EVEN IF YOU ARE AN ELITE PERSON

949
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:42,800
IN SAN FRANCISCO OR LOS ANGELES.

950
00:26:42,866 --> 00:26:44,800
AND THE QUESTION I GUESS IS HOW

951
00:26:44,866 --> 00:26:46,933
DOES AMERICA OVERCOME THE SENSE

952
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,833
OF TRIBALISM, OF NIMBYISM, I'M

953
00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:49,866
JUST PROTECTING THEIR LITTLE

954
00:26:49,933 --> 00:26:50,066
PATCH?

955
00:26:50,133 --> 00:26:50,900
>> THERE IS GOING TO HAVE TO BE

956
00:26:50,966 --> 00:26:52,633
A CRAM DOWN TO BUILD HOUSES.

957
00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:54,233
SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO

958
00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:55,400
EAT IT.

959
00:26:55,466 --> 00:26:57,466
AND ELECTED OFFICIALS ARE

960
00:26:57,533 --> 00:27:03,333
TERRIFIED OF PISSING OFF THE

961
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,100
NIMBYS.

962
00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:07,233
INCREASINGLY ORGANIZED, PEOPLE

963
00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:08,333
ARE GOING TO PUBLIC HEARINGS TO

964
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:12,333
TESTIFY NOW AND SAY YES, PLEASE,

965
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:12,933
REZONE MY NEIGHBORHOOD, PLEASE

966
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:13,266
BUILD HOUSES.

967
00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:13,900
>> Bill: AND NOW IT IS THE

968
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:14,600
LAW.

969
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:16,666
THAT IS WHAT NEWSOM DID TODAY.

970
00:27:16,733 --> 00:27:19,966
>> SO HE IS A IMBY.

971
00:27:20,033 --> 00:27:21,066
>> Bill: YES.

972
00:27:21,133 --> 00:27:22,066
[APPLAUSE]

973
00:27:22,133 --> 00:27:23,466
>> DEMOCRAT OF SAN FRANCISCO WHO

974
00:27:23,533 --> 00:27:26,000
PUSHED THAT LAW.

975
00:27:26,066 --> 00:27:28,000
>> Bill: GOT?

976
00:27:28,066 --> 00:27:28,400
>> SCOTT.

977
00:27:28,466 --> 00:27:30,400
HE PUSHED THAT LAW.

978
00:27:30,466 --> 00:27:35,066
I WANT TO DROP HIS NAME.

979
00:27:35,133 --> 00:27:43,000
>> Bill: WHICH IS WIENER.

980
00:27:43,066 --> 00:27:44,333
YOU TALK ABOUT TRIBALISM, I

981
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,400
DON'T KNOW IF THIS WAS TRIBALISM

982
00:27:45,466 --> 00:27:47,000
BUT I LOOKED AT THE PICTURES

983
00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:47,966
FROM THE MET GALA, YOU KNOW, AND

984
00:27:48,033 --> 00:27:51,000
WE ARE GOING TO GET TO AOC, SHE

985
00:27:51,066 --> 00:27:54,466
WORE "TAX THE RICH" ON HER DRES

986
00:27:54,533 --> 00:27:54,666
DRESS.

987
00:27:54,733 --> 00:27:56,000
I NOTICED SOMETHING THAT I'VE

988
00:27:56,066 --> 00:27:58,266
SEEN, HAVING BEEN OUT A FEW

989
00:27:58,333 --> 00:27:59,366
PARTIES.

990
00:27:59,433 --> 00:28:00,366
SINCE THE PANDEMIC BEGAN.

991
00:28:00,433 --> 00:28:01,700
AND THAT IS, THE PEOPLE GOING TO

992
00:28:01,766 --> 00:28:04,266
THE PARTY DON'T WEAR MASKS.

993
00:28:04,333 --> 00:28:07,766
BUT THE SERVERS WERE MASKS.

994
00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:09,300
YEAH, LOOK AT THIS.

995
00:28:09,366 --> 00:28:11,933
I MEAN, THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT

996
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,766
THIS THAT'S NOT LIBERAL TO ME.

997
00:28:14,833 --> 00:28:15,900
I MEAN, THESE ARE THE LIBERAL

998
00:28:15,966 --> 00:28:18,466
SWELLS OF THE WORLD, BUT IF WE

999
00:28:18,533 --> 00:28:23,133
ARE ALL VACCINATED, DO THE GERMS

1000
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:23,733
KNOW WHO THE GOOD PEOPLE ARE?

1001
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:24,000
[LAUGHTER]

1002
00:28:24,066 --> 00:28:26,000
[APPLAUSE]

1003
00:28:26,066 --> 00:28:26,900
IT JUST SEEMS -- IT SEEMS A

1004
00:28:26,966 --> 00:28:28,633
LITTLE LONG.

1005
00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:30,566
WHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT THIS,

1006
00:28:30,633 --> 00:28:31,033
PEOPLE?

1007
00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:32,300
>> YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET ANY

1008
00:28:32,366 --> 00:28:34,966
PUSHBACK FROM ME.

1009
00:28:35,033 --> 00:28:37,366
IT SEEMS A LITTLE SECURITY

1010
00:28:37,433 --> 00:28:40,266
THEATERY,'S AROUND THE MASKS, BT

1011
00:28:40,333 --> 00:28:41,666
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE, IF IT REDUCES

1012
00:28:41,733 --> 00:28:45,333
THE CHANCE BY 25%, THEN SOMEBODY

1013
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,166
MAY HAVE BEEN INFECTED --

1014
00:28:47,233 --> 00:28:48,933
>> Bill: LET'S JUST MAKE THE

1015
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:49,700
HELP WHERE THE MASKS?

1016
00:28:49,766 --> 00:28:52,900
THAT'S THE LIBERAL APPROACH?

1017
00:28:52,966 --> 00:28:54,200
THAT DOESN'T SEEM SOUND.

1018
00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:56,000
>> NOT AT ALL, AND WE HAVE TO

1019
00:28:56,066 --> 00:28:57,566
REALIZE, I AM TRAINED AS AN

1020
00:28:57,633 --> 00:28:58,166
ANTHROPOLOGIST AND JOURNALIST,

1021
00:28:58,233 --> 00:29:00,400
SO I REALLY CARE A LOT ABOUT

1022
00:29:00,466 --> 00:29:02,800
SYMBOLS, AND THE KIND OF SIGNALS

1023
00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:03,866
THEY SEND.

1024
00:29:03,933 --> 00:29:04,500
UNFORTUNATELY, AMERICA IS SO

1025
00:29:04,566 --> 00:29:06,866
TRIBAL THAT WEARING A MASK HAS

1026
00:29:06,933 --> 00:29:08,333
BECOME ALMOST A TRIBAL SYMBOL --

1027
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,066
>> Bill: RIGHT, AND IT IS

1028
00:29:09,133 --> 00:29:11,866
OFTEN AN AMULET.

1029
00:29:11,933 --> 00:29:13,933
>> THERE IS A BODY OF RESEARCH

1030
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,100
THAT SHOWS THAT THEY DO WORK.

1031
00:29:15,166 --> 00:29:16,966
>> Bill: YES, OF COURSE, THAT

1032
00:29:17,033 --> 00:29:19,000
IS WHY SURGEONS WEAR THEM.

1033
00:29:19,066 --> 00:29:20,400
NOT IN EVERY SITUATION.

1034
00:29:20,466 --> 00:29:22,300
I SEE THE SAN FRANCISCO MARATHON

1035
00:29:22,366 --> 00:29:22,866
IS GOING TO MAKE THE RUNNERS

1036
00:29:22,933 --> 00:29:25,733
WEAR THE MASKS.

1037
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,433
NOW THAT IS JUST POWERFUL

1038
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:28,666
STUPID.

1039
00:29:28,733 --> 00:29:28,933
[LAUGHTER]

1040
00:29:29,033 --> 00:29:29,833
[APPLAUSE]

1041
00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:32,600
ON EVERY LEVEL.

1042
00:29:32,666 --> 00:29:34,433
>> THAT DOES SEEM TRIBAL.

1043
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:35,833
THAT DOES SEEM KIND OF LIKE

1044
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:36,233
VIRTUE SIGNALING.

1045
00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:38,800
BUT THEY ARE -- I WISH WE COULD

1046
00:29:38,866 --> 00:29:39,900
HAVE A CRITIQUE OF MASKS THAT

1047
00:29:39,966 --> 00:29:42,633
DIDN'T GO TO A PLACE WHERE THEN

1048
00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:45,000
PEOPLE DO NOT WANT TO WEAR MASKS

1049
00:29:45,066 --> 00:29:46,700
ON AIRPLANES AND A SALT FLIGHT

1050
00:29:46,766 --> 00:29:46,966
ATTENDANTS.

1051
00:29:47,033 --> 00:29:48,866
WE EMPHASIZE, EVEN AS WEAK

1052
00:29:48,933 --> 00:29:49,166
CRITIQUE --

1053
00:29:49,233 --> 00:29:50,433
>> Bill: THEN DON'T LIE AND DO

1054
00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:52,233
STUPID STUFF WITH THEM.

1055
00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:53,200
>> THAT THEY WORK.

1056
00:29:53,266 --> 00:29:55,066
>> Bill: DON'T LIE AND THEN

1057
00:29:55,133 --> 00:29:55,633
PEOPLE WILL HAVE MORE TRUST.

1058
00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:58,500
[APPLAUSE]

1059
00:29:58,566 --> 00:30:00,366
>> OKAY, BUT LET'S TALK --

1060
00:30:00,433 --> 00:30:00,566
SORRY.

1061
00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:02,466
>> ONE THING I WROTE ABOUT IN MY

1062
00:30:02,533 --> 00:30:04,266
BOOK, ACTUALLY, MASKS AREN'T

1063
00:30:04,333 --> 00:30:04,833
JUST ABOUT MEDICAL SCIENCE.

1064
00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:06,533
THEY DON'T JUST STOP GERMS.

1065
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,500
THE ACT OF PUTTING ON A MASK

1066
00:30:09,566 --> 00:30:10,600
EACH DAY IS LIKE A PSYCHOLOGICAL

1067
00:30:10,666 --> 00:30:12,533
PROMPT TO REMIND YOU TO CHANGE

1068
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:13,533
BEHAVIOR, AND IT IS ALSO A

1069
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:14,633
CULTURAL SIGNAL THAT YOU UPHOLD

1070
00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:15,700
THE VALUES OF THE COMMUNITY AND

1071
00:30:15,766 --> 00:30:17,866
HAVE SOME SENSE OF

1072
00:30:17,933 --> 00:30:18,533
RESPONSIBILITY TO EVERYONE ELSE.

1073
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:26,300
[APPLAUSE]

1074
00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:28,700
>> IT IS ALSO ASSHOLE SIGNALING,

1075
00:30:28,766 --> 00:30:29,233
NOT JUST VIRTUE SIGNALING.

1076
00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:30,233
I GOT A PLANE TO COME HERE AND

1077
00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:31,666
THERE WAS SOME GUY NOT WEARING A

1078
00:30:31,733 --> 00:30:34,633
MASK, THAT IS IN ASSHOLE.

1079
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:37,200
[APPLAUSE]

1080
00:30:37,266 --> 00:30:38,933
>> I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT.

1081
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,333
I THINK PICTURES OF LIBERAL

1082
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:41,133
CELEBRITIES NOT WEARING MASKS

1083
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,466
NEXT TO HELP THAT ARE WEARING

1084
00:30:42,533 --> 00:30:45,000
MASKS, SERVERS WERE WEARING

1085
00:30:45,066 --> 00:30:47,166
MASKS, DOES NOT SEND THE RIGHT

1086
00:30:47,233 --> 00:30:48,200
SIGNAL ABOUT RESPONSIBILITY.

1087
00:30:48,266 --> 00:30:49,566
>> Bill: I ALSO WANT TO SHOW

1088
00:30:49,633 --> 00:30:50,400
THE PICTURE OF AOC WEARING HER

1089
00:30:50,466 --> 00:30:51,200
DRESS BECAUSE THIS GOT ALL THE

1090
00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:54,333
ATTENTION THIS WEEK.

1091
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,666
MRS. SOMETHING, YOU KNOW, THE

1092
00:30:56,733 --> 00:30:57,533
MET GALA ATTRACTS LOTS OF

1093
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:57,866
CRAZY OUTFITS

1094
00:30:57,933 --> 00:30:59,366
BUT THIS IS A NEW THING PEOPLE

1095
00:30:59,433 --> 00:31:00,300
HAVE BEEN DOING, THEY HAVE BEEN

1096
00:31:00,366 --> 00:31:03,733
WEARING, I GUESS THEIR

1097
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,433
MESSAGE, LIFE PHILOSOPHY, TAX

1098
00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:08,433
THE RICH, I HAD SOME SETS

1099
00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,600
HERE.

1100
00:31:10,666 --> 00:31:11,600
NEW YORK CITY, 65,000, THE

1101
00:31:11,666 --> 00:31:13,100
RICHEST 65,000 NEW YORKERS COME

1102
00:31:13,166 --> 00:31:14,266
OUT OF 8 MILLION PEOPLE, PAY 51%

1103
00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:17,966
OF TAXES.

1104
00:31:18,033 --> 00:31:19,600
>> AND WHAT PROPORTION IS THAT?

1105
00:31:19,666 --> 00:31:23,200
>> Bill: I'M JUST SAYING,

1106
00:31:23,266 --> 00:31:23,966
65000 OUT OF 8000000 PAY HALF,

1107
00:31:24,033 --> 00:31:24,833
SO IT IS NOT LIKE WE DON'T TAX

1108
00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:27,566
THE RICH AT ALL.

1109
00:31:27,633 --> 00:31:29,200
>> WE HAVE BEEN SLASHING TAXES

1110
00:31:29,266 --> 00:31:30,300
ON THE RICH FOR 50 YEARS,

1111
00:31:30,366 --> 00:31:31,700
THOUGH, THE RICH ARE RICHER NOW

1112
00:31:31,766 --> 00:31:32,933
THAN THEY HAVE EVER BEEN IN THE

1113
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,600
LIE WE HAVE BEEN TOLD THE WHOLE

1114
00:31:34,666 --> 00:31:35,266
TIME YOU'RE CUTTING TAXES ON THE

1115
00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:36,200
RICHS THAT THE RICH HAVE THE

1116
00:31:36,266 --> 00:31:38,166
MOST MONEY THEY CAN POSSIBLY

1117
00:31:38,233 --> 00:31:39,766
HAVE, WE WILL ALL BENEFIT, ALL

1118
00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:41,666
HAVE JOBS, BUT IT IS A LIE AND

1119
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:42,666
IT HASN'T COME TRUE AND WE NEED

1120
00:31:42,733 --> 00:31:45,733
TO GO BACK TO THE HIGH TAX

1121
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:46,033
REGISTRY --

1122
00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:46,300
[APPLAUSE]

1123
00:31:46,366 --> 00:31:50,766
>> Bill: THAT'S FINE.

1124
00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:51,600
BUT LET'S NOT LIVE.

1125
00:31:51,666 --> 00:31:53,033
THE RICH PAY A LOT OF THE TAXES.

1126
00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:56,366
>> YES, BECAUSE GUESS WHAT?

1127
00:31:56,433 --> 00:31:59,100
THE RICH ARE GETTING RICHER.

1128
00:31:59,166 --> 00:32:01,600
I KNOW WE ARE LIKE THE REBELS AT

1129
00:32:01,666 --> 00:32:07,166
"BREAKFAST CLUB," HE IS THE GEE

1130
00:32:07,233 --> 00:32:07,366
GEEK.

1131
00:32:07,433 --> 00:32:08,366
MONETARY POLICY HAS MASSIVELY

1132
00:32:08,433 --> 00:32:09,933
INFLATED THE ASSETS OF EVERYBODY

1133
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,733
WHO IS WEALTHY, AND BY GAP

1134
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,033
BETWEEN RICH AND POOR HAS BEEN

1135
00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:14,433
RISING AND RISING, SO IT IS NOT

1136
00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:16,700
SURPRISING THAT THE RICH ARE

1137
00:32:16,766 --> 00:32:19,633
PAYING A LARGE CHUNK OF THE

1138
00:32:19,700 --> 00:32:20,000
TASK.

1139
00:32:20,066 --> 00:32:22,633
>> IF YOU WANT TO BUILD THE

1140
00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:23,133
PIPELINE FROM EAST COAST

1141
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:27,133
WEST COAST, YOU DON'T TAX THE

1142
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:27,433
HELP.

1143
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:31,366
THEY PAY A HIGHER PROPORTION OF

1144
00:32:31,433 --> 00:32:32,866
INCOME TAX THAN JEFF BEZOS DOES.

1145
00:32:32,933 --> 00:32:33,866
>> Bill: HIS COMPANY DOES,

1146
00:32:33,933 --> 00:32:34,500
YES.

1147
00:32:34,566 --> 00:32:35,166
YES, THERE ARE LOTS OF THINGS WE

1148
00:32:35,233 --> 00:32:37,966
NEED TO AMEND ABOUT THE

1149
00:32:38,033 --> 00:32:39,333
CAPITALIST SYSTEM.

1150
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,633
WE HAVE CRONY CAPITALISM IN THIS

1151
00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:40,866
COUNTRY.

1152
00:32:40,933 --> 00:32:41,266
NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.

1153
00:32:41,333 --> 00:32:45,566
I'M JUST SAYING, YOU WEAR YOUR

1154
00:32:45,633 --> 00:32:46,933
"TAX THE RICH" ON YOUR ASS AND

1155
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,400
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SAYING THE

1156
00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:50,233
RICH DON'T PAY TAXES, THEY PAY

1157
00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:51,000
SOME TAXES.

1158
00:32:51,066 --> 00:32:52,633
THEY PAY A BIG PART OF THE

1159
00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:53,100
FREIGHT ALREADY.

1160
00:32:53,166 --> 00:32:55,066
I'M NOT SAYING IT SHOULDN'T BE

1161
00:32:55,133 --> 00:32:55,866
MORE, PERHAPS, BUT LET'S NOT

1162
00:32:55,933 --> 00:32:56,233
LIVE.

1163
00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:58,300
NOW, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOME

1164
00:32:58,366 --> 00:32:59,966
OTHER DRESSES THAT PEOPLE WERE

1165
00:33:00,033 --> 00:33:01,366
WEARING AT THE MET GALA, NOW

1166
00:33:01,433 --> 00:33:03,666
THAT THIS IS A THING, TO WEAR

1167
00:33:03,733 --> 00:33:06,400
YOUR SLOGAN ON YOUR ASS.

1168
00:33:06,466 --> 00:33:08,566
OPRAH WAS THERE AND SHE WORE A

1169
00:33:08,633 --> 00:33:10,700
DRESS CALLED "IGNORE PREVIOUS

1170
00:33:10,766 --> 00:33:10,933
DRESS."

1171
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:11,200
[LAUGHTER]

1172
00:33:11,266 --> 00:33:19,333
[APPLAUSE]

1173
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:20,900
CAITLYN JENNER WORE "I STILL

1174
00:33:20,966 --> 00:33:24,800
LIKE ATTENDING BALLS."

1175
00:33:24,866 --> 00:33:25,433
SCARLETT JOHANSSON HAD "TAX THE

1176
00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:27,900
RICH, MAINLY DISNEY."

1177
00:33:27,966 --> 00:33:28,166
[LAUGHTER]

1178
00:33:28,233 --> 00:33:30,900
[APPLAUSE]

1179
00:33:30,966 --> 00:33:31,500
NICKI MINAJ HAD "ASK ME ABOUT

1180
00:33:31,566 --> 00:33:35,633
IVERMECTIN."

1181
00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:39,100
[LAUGHTER]

1182
00:33:39,166 --> 00:33:40,200
BRITNEY SPEARS WAS THERE.

1183
00:33:40,266 --> 00:33:45,633
"MY DAD PICKED OUT THIS DRESS."

1184
00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:46,200
MELANIA WAS THERE: "EAT THE

1185
00:33:46,266 --> 00:33:48,700
POOR."

1186
00:33:48,766 --> 00:33:50,066
OKAY.

1187
00:33:50,133 --> 00:33:50,900
LORI LOUGHLIN HAD "GET INTO ANY

1188
00:33:50,966 --> 00:33:53,833
COLLEGE, ASK ME HOW."

1189
00:33:53,900 --> 00:33:57,666
[LAUGHTER]

1190
00:33:57,733 --> 00:33:59,000
AND IVANKA WAS THERE: "SOMEONE

1191
00:33:59,066 --> 00:34:02,766
PLEASE TALK TO ME."

1192
00:34:02,833 --> 00:34:03,866
THAT WAS HER DRESS.

1193
00:34:03,933 --> 00:34:04,133
ALL RIGHT.

1194
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:09,733
[APPLAUSE]

1195
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,233
SO, LET ME READ SOMETHING ELSE

1196
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:13,400
AOC WAS INVOLVED WITH THIS WEEK

1197
00:34:13,466 --> 00:34:15,333
WHICH WAS HER SERIES OF TWEETS

1198
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,233
ABOUT ABORTION, BECAUSE THAT IS

1199
00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:17,900
THE BIG STORY THAT HAS HAPPENED

1200
00:34:17,966 --> 00:34:19,266
IN TEXAS, OF COURSE, BUT ALL THE

1201
00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:21,733
COUNTRY IS WATCHING THIS BECAUSE

1202
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,833
THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN, I THINK,

1203
00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:25,700
THE GREAT MOTIVATING ISSUE IN

1204
00:34:25,766 --> 00:34:27,133
ELECTIONS IN THE LAST MANY

1205
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:27,866
DECADES, FOR WOMEN.

1206
00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:30,700
I MEAN, WE HAVE OFTEN HEARD THE

1207
00:34:30,766 --> 00:34:33,833
PHRASE "IF MEN COULD GET

1208
00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:34,166
PREGNANT."

1209
00:34:34,233 --> 00:34:37,200
WELL, AOC SAYS THE GUTTING OF

1210
00:34:37,266 --> 00:34:37,766
ROE VS. WADE IMPERILS EVERY

1211
00:34:37,833 --> 00:34:41,166
MENSTRUATING PERSON IN THE U.S.

1212
00:34:41,233 --> 00:34:43,100
I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT, MAYBE JUST

1213
00:34:43,166 --> 00:34:44,966
SAYING "WOMEN," BUT OKAY.

1214
00:34:45,033 --> 00:34:46,666
I'M WILLING TO ALWAYS LISTEN.

1215
00:34:46,733 --> 00:34:49,100
SHE SAID "JUST ONE REASON ROE

1216
00:34:49,166 --> 00:34:50,966
ISN'T A WOMAN'S ISSUE, PEOPLE

1217
00:34:51,033 --> 00:34:52,666
WHO AREN'T WOMEN CAN MENSTRUATE,

1218
00:34:52,733 --> 00:34:55,433
TOO."

1219
00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:58,966
DUH.

1220
00:34:59,033 --> 00:35:00,866
TRANS, TO SPIRIT, AND NONBINARY

1221
00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:01,933
PEOPLE HAVE ALWAYS EXISTED AND

1222
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,833
WILL ALWAYS EXIST.

1223
00:35:03,900 --> 00:35:06,900
PEOPLE CAN STAY MAD AT THAT OR

1224
00:35:06,966 --> 00:35:07,900
GROW UP.

1225
00:35:07,966 --> 00:35:11,933
I GUESS THEY MENSTRUATE?

1226
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,400
>> TRANS MEN HAVE UTERUS'.

1227
00:35:13,466 --> 00:35:15,333
TRANS MEN MENSTRUATE.

1228
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,766
>> Bill: ALL MEN?

1229
00:35:18,833 --> 00:35:20,933
WAIT, ALL TRANS MEN HAVE

1230
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:21,900
UTERUSES?

1231
00:35:21,966 --> 00:35:23,866
>> TRANS MEN ARE BIOLOGICALLY

1232
00:35:23,933 --> 00:35:24,766
FEMALE AND TEN TRANSITION TO

1233
00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:26,800
MALE, NOT ALL TRANS PEOPLE GET

1234
00:35:26,866 --> 00:35:29,166
BOTTOM SURGERY, AND NOT ALL

1235
00:35:29,233 --> 00:35:30,700
TRANS MEN GET

1236
00:35:30,766 --> 00:35:31,900
HYSTERECTOMIES, AND THERE ARE

1237
00:35:31,966 --> 00:35:34,300
TRANS MEN WHO HAVE UTERUSES AND

1238
00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:36,800
WANT TO GET PREGNANT, THEY CAN

1239
00:35:36,866 --> 00:35:38,500
MENSTRUATE AND GET PREGNANT.

1240
00:35:38,566 --> 00:35:40,033
IF THEY ARE ON TESTOSTERONE, IT

1241
00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:41,700
SUPPRESSES ADMINISTRATION, AND

1242
00:35:41,766 --> 00:35:44,900
IF THEY WANT TO GET PREGNANT,

1243
00:35:44,966 --> 00:35:47,400
SOME CAN GET RAPED, BY SIS

1244
00:35:47,466 --> 00:35:48,566
PEOPLE WHO ARE ANGRY AT THEM FOR

1245
00:35:48,633 --> 00:35:53,733
BEING TRANS, COULD GET PREGNANT-

1246
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,500
>> MAYBE SHE SHOULD HAVE SAID

1247
00:35:55,566 --> 00:35:57,200
ABORTION IS AN ISSUE WHO AFFECTS

1248
00:35:57,266 --> 00:35:58,800
EVERYONE WHO HAS SEX.

1249
00:35:58,866 --> 00:35:59,700
LET'S MAKE IT INCLUSIVE --

1250
00:35:59,766 --> 00:36:01,366
>> Bill: SHE DID.

1251
00:36:01,433 --> 00:36:03,533
"EVERY PERSON WHO ENGAGES IN

1252
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:03,733
SEX."

1253
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:04,700
BUT MY QUESTION IS POLITICAL.

1254
00:36:04,766 --> 00:36:06,200
THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN A WOMAN'S

1255
00:36:06,266 --> 00:36:06,400
ISSUE.

1256
00:36:06,466 --> 00:36:09,366
AND WHEN YOU SAY "THIS IS NOT A

1257
00:36:09,433 --> 00:36:11,566
WOMAN'S ISSUE," I'M WONDERING IF

1258
00:36:11,633 --> 00:36:14,200
THAT IS THE BEST -- IT'S

1259
00:36:14,266 --> 00:36:15,566
IMPORTANT, THE 2-SPIRIT VOTE I'M

1260
00:36:15,633 --> 00:36:17,266
SURE IS VERY IMPORTANT.

1261
00:36:17,333 --> 00:36:20,233
I'M NOT MOCKING TWO SPIRIT, THIS

1262
00:36:20,300 --> 00:36:22,300
IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE HEARD

1263
00:36:22,366 --> 00:36:22,466
IT.

1264
00:36:22,533 --> 00:36:26,300
MAYBE IF THE TONE OF THIS WASN'T

1265
00:36:26,366 --> 00:36:27,400
LIKE, MORONS WHO DON'T KNOW THAT

1266
00:36:27,466 --> 00:36:30,566
MEN CAN MENSTRUATE AND WHAT TWO

1267
00:36:30,633 --> 00:36:32,066
SPIRIT IS, CATCH UP.

1268
00:36:32,133 --> 00:36:33,200
THAT IS WHY PEOPLE HATE --

1269
00:36:33,266 --> 00:36:34,666
>> I THINK WHAT YOU ARE SAYING

1270
00:36:34,733 --> 00:36:36,366
IS LET'S GET DOWN TRIBALISM,

1271
00:36:36,433 --> 00:36:37,866
BECAUSE THE PROBLEM WITH

1272
00:36:37,933 --> 00:36:40,066
TRIBALISM IS THESE PEOPLE GET

1273
00:36:40,133 --> 00:36:41,166
AFFILIATED, ALMOST NO MATTER

1274
00:36:41,233 --> 00:36:43,500
WHAT, TO AN OPINION AND A

1275
00:36:43,566 --> 00:36:43,800
STANDPOINT.

1276
00:36:43,866 --> 00:36:46,366
>> I HAVE TO SAY, I COMPLETELY

1277
00:36:46,433 --> 00:36:48,866
AGREE WITH AOC THAT TRANS, TWO

1278
00:36:48,933 --> 00:36:50,666
SPIRIT, NONBINARY PEOPLE ALWAYS

1279
00:36:50,733 --> 00:36:51,433
EXISTED.

1280
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,066
40 YEARS AGO, GAYS AND

1281
00:36:53,133 --> 00:36:53,366
LESBIANS --

1282
00:36:53,433 --> 00:36:55,233
>> Bill: BUT MANY ARE JUST

1283
00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:55,633
LEARNING ABOUT IT.

1284
00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:56,833
>> WE SHOULDN'T BE SO SCOLDING

1285
00:36:56,900 --> 00:36:58,966
IN TONE, BUT I DISAGREE THAT

1286
00:36:59,033 --> 00:37:00,000
ABORTION IS NOT A WOMAN'S ISSUE

1287
00:37:00,066 --> 00:37:01,366
AND WE SHOULD NOT DESCRIBE IT AS

1288
00:37:01,433 --> 00:37:02,100
ONE.

1289
00:37:02,166 --> 00:37:03,066
THE LEFT TALKS ABOUT VOTER

1290
00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:04,933
SUPPRESSION LAWS THAT MAKE IT

1291
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,166
HARDER TO VOTE AS RACIST.

1292
00:37:06,233 --> 00:37:08,566
THEY ARE RACIST IN THEIR INTENT

1293
00:37:08,633 --> 00:37:09,700
THEY TARGET BLACK VOTERS

1294
00:37:09,766 --> 00:37:11,300
PARTICULARLY, AND WE TALK ABOUT

1295
00:37:11,366 --> 00:37:12,500
THAT AS A RACIAL ISSUE, EVEN

1296
00:37:12,566 --> 00:37:13,500
THOUGH SOME WHITE PEOPLE AREN'T

1297
00:37:13,566 --> 00:37:15,433
GOING TO BE ABLE TO VOTE, DON'T

1298
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:16,133
HAVE VOTER I.D., MIGHT HAVE A

1299
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,366
HARDER TIME VOTING, WE DON'T SAY

1300
00:37:18,433 --> 00:37:19,200
"DON'T TALK ABOUT VOTER

1301
00:37:19,266 --> 00:37:21,000
SUPPRESSION LIKE IT IS ABOUT

1302
00:37:21,066 --> 00:37:22,133
RACE BECAUSE SOME WHITE PEOPLE,"

1303
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,100
AND I THINK WE CAN DO THE

1304
00:37:24,166 --> 00:37:26,366
SAME -- WE CAN WALK THE SAME

1305
00:37:26,433 --> 00:37:28,100
LINE ON ABORTION.

1306
00:37:28,166 --> 00:37:29,733
YES, IT IS MISOGYNISTIC,

1307
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,166
PATRIARCHAL, IT TARGETS WOMEN,

1308
00:37:31,233 --> 00:37:32,366
IT IS ABOUT CONTROLLING WOMEN'S

1309
00:37:32,433 --> 00:37:33,166
BODIES.

1310
00:37:33,233 --> 00:37:35,300
IS GOING TO IMPACT SOME TRANS,

1311
00:37:35,366 --> 00:37:36,733
TWO SPIRIT, AND NONBINARY PEOPLE

1312
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:37,800
WHO MIGHT NEED ACCESS TO

1313
00:37:37,866 --> 00:37:39,600
ABORTION, TOO, BUT THE INTENT OF

1314
00:37:39,666 --> 00:37:42,333
THE LAW, THE INTENT OF THE

1315
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,833
LAW IS TARGETING VOTER

1316
00:37:43,900 --> 00:37:44,733
SUPPRESSION, THAT IS RACIST,

1317
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:45,466
EVEN THOUGH SOME WHITE PEOPLE

1318
00:37:45,533 --> 00:37:48,866
ARE GOING TO GET FUCKED OVERCOME

1319
00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:49,433
TOO.

1320
00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:50,366
ANTICHOICE, ANTIABORTION LAWS

1321
00:37:50,433 --> 00:37:51,966
GOING ON IN TEXAS IS TO TARGET

1322
00:37:52,033 --> 00:37:52,300
WOMEN.

1323
00:37:52,366 --> 00:37:53,633
AND IT IS GOING TO IMPACT SOME

1324
00:37:53,700 --> 00:37:56,100
TRANS MEN, TOO.

1325
00:37:56,166 --> 00:38:00,333
[APPLAUSE]

1326
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:03,533
>> Bill: MAYBE HELP US ALONG,

1327
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:04,066
EXPLAIN, DON'T HAVE THIS

1328
00:38:04,133 --> 00:38:05,333
ATTITUDE LIKE THE PART OF THE

1329
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:05,933
COUNTRY THAT ISN'T COMPLETELY

1330
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,166
CAUGHT UP WITH THIS IS JUST

1331
00:38:09,233 --> 00:38:10,933
MORONIC AND I CAN'T EVEN BEAR TO

1332
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,066
DEAL WITH YOU, GROW UP.

1333
00:38:13,133 --> 00:38:16,366
IT'S JUST -- FIRST OF ALL, IT'S

1334
00:38:16,433 --> 00:38:17,300
JUST BAD POLITICS.

1335
00:38:17,366 --> 00:38:18,566
>> IT IS BAD POLITICS.

1336
00:38:18,633 --> 00:38:20,500
>> Bill: THESE AREN'T -- I

1337
00:38:20,566 --> 00:38:22,500
DON'T KNOW IF SHE THINKS ONLY

1338
00:38:22,566 --> 00:38:23,966
REPUBLICANS ARE IN THAT CAMP,

1339
00:38:24,033 --> 00:38:25,733
WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT TWO SPIRIT

1340
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:26,366
IS.

1341
00:38:26,433 --> 00:38:28,133
BUT I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE

1342
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:28,966
JUST LEARNING SOME OF THIS

1343
00:38:29,033 --> 00:38:30,000
STUFF, AND IT IS NEW, LET'S NOT

1344
00:38:30,066 --> 00:38:34,133
PRETEND ALL OF THIS --

1345
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:35,600
>> A CONVERSATION ABOUT IT NOW

1346
00:38:35,666 --> 00:38:37,000
BECAUSE OF WHAT SHE SAID, WHICH

1347
00:38:37,066 --> 00:38:38,533
WAS A LITTLE SCOLDING BUT NOW WE

1348
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:39,266
HAVING A REASONABLE CONVERSATION

1349
00:38:39,333 --> 00:38:40,500
ABOUT IT AND MORE PEOPLE

1350
00:38:40,566 --> 00:38:42,566
WATCHING AND LISTENING OR

1351
00:38:42,633 --> 00:38:44,666
FINDING OUT WHAT TWO-SPIRIT IS

1352
00:38:44,733 --> 00:38:46,100
AND WHAT IT MEANS.

1353
00:38:46,166 --> 00:38:48,366
>> Bill: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

1354
00:38:48,433 --> 00:38:49,700
>> NATIVE AMERICANS DESCRIBE

1355
00:38:49,766 --> 00:38:50,633
PEOPLE WHO ARE GENDER

1356
00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:51,633
NONCONFORMING ARE HAVING

1357
00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:53,133
TWO-SPIRIT, A MALE AND A FEMALE

1358
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,500
SPIRIT IN ONE BODY, ONE PERSON,

1359
00:38:54,566 --> 00:38:57,066
AND WHAT NATIVE AMERICANS USED

1360
00:38:57,133 --> 00:38:58,300
IT TO MEAN WHAT WE USE TRANS TO

1361
00:38:58,366 --> 00:39:00,333
MEAN, THAT IS WHY YOU SEE IT

1362
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,200
LUMPED TOGETHER WITH TRANS,

1363
00:39:03,266 --> 00:39:04,166
TWO-SPIRIT, NONBINARY.

1364
00:39:04,233 --> 00:39:05,200
IT'S A NATIVE AMERICAN --

1365
00:39:05,266 --> 00:39:06,933
>> Bill: OKAY, I'M A FAIRLY

1366
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:07,766
WELL-INFORMED PERSON, AND I JUST

1367
00:39:07,833 --> 00:39:08,333
LEARNED AT.

1368
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,466
>> YET, BUT YOU WERE OPEN TO

1369
00:39:10,533 --> 00:39:11,600
LEARNING AT.

1370
00:39:11,666 --> 00:39:12,766
>> Bill: I AM OPENING TO

1371
00:39:12,833 --> 00:39:13,133
LEARNING IT.

1372
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,533
>> WHAT YOU LEARNED IT BECAUSE

1373
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:16,300
OF WHAT AOC --

1374
00:39:16,366 --> 00:39:17,233
>> Bill: THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO

1375
00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:17,433
DO IT.

1376
00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:19,166
>> I WISH THE LEFT TO TAKE THE

1377
00:39:19,233 --> 00:39:21,766
EXAMPLE OF OBAMA IN 2007.

1378
00:39:21,833 --> 00:39:23,266
MICHELLE AND BARACK BOTH DID,

1379
00:39:23,333 --> 00:39:24,733
THEY NEVER GOT ANGRY AND PUBLIC.

1380
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,200
AND THEY HAD EVERY RIGHT TO BE

1381
00:39:26,266 --> 00:39:28,300
ANGRY ALL THE TIME.

1382
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,600
>> Bill: ABSOLUTELY.

1383
00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:31,600
>> BUT WOULD HAVE COST VOTES HE

1384
00:39:31,666 --> 00:39:32,200
NEEDED --

1385
00:39:32,266 --> 00:39:32,933
>> Bill: TOOK THE BAIT --

1386
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,700
>> AN EXCUSE TO VOTE AGAINST

1387
00:39:34,766 --> 00:39:35,700
HIM, BECAUSE HE WANTED THE POWER

1388
00:39:35,766 --> 00:39:37,566
TO BENEFIT THE LIVES OF PEOPLE

1389
00:39:37,633 --> 00:39:38,966
HE WANTED TO CHANGE, SO HE NEVER

1390
00:39:39,033 --> 00:39:41,366
GOT ANGRY IN PUBLIC, AND IT WAS

1391
00:39:41,433 --> 00:39:41,933
STRATEGIC AND POLITICAL.

1392
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,366
SHOULD A BLACK MAN BE ABLE TO

1393
00:39:43,433 --> 00:39:44,800
GET ANGRY IN PUBLIC AND GET

1394
00:39:44,866 --> 00:39:46,200
ELECTED PRESIDENT?

1395
00:39:46,266 --> 00:39:47,600
ABSOLUTELY.

1396
00:39:47,666 --> 00:39:48,133
CAN ONE?

1397
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:48,300
NO.

1398
00:39:48,366 --> 00:39:49,100
AND OBAMA KNEW THAT.

1399
00:39:49,166 --> 00:39:50,533
THE LESSON HERE FOR THE LEFT,

1400
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,166
CAN WE BE A LITTLE MORE LIKE

1401
00:39:52,233 --> 00:39:54,466
OBAMA ABOUT OUR RHETORIC AND

1402
00:39:54,533 --> 00:39:56,500
POSITIONING, TO BRING ALONG THE

1403
00:39:56,566 --> 00:39:57,966
PEOPLE WHO MAY NOT KNOW WHAT

1404
00:39:58,033 --> 00:39:58,833
TWO-SPIRIT MEANS YET BUT WE

1405
00:39:58,900 --> 00:40:00,566
STILL NEED THEIR VOTE, SO DON'T

1406
00:40:00,633 --> 00:40:01,900
FLIP THEM OFF WHILE YOU ARE

1407
00:40:01,966 --> 00:40:03,500
TELLING THEM WHAT TWO-SPIRIT

1408
00:40:03,566 --> 00:40:03,700
MEANS.

1409
00:40:03,766 --> 00:40:04,600
>> AND BE LESS TRIBAL.

1410
00:40:04,666 --> 00:40:06,400
I MEAN, IF YOU WERE TO PUT THE

1411
00:40:06,466 --> 00:40:07,433
FOUNDING FATHERS IN A TIME

1412
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:08,533
CAPSULE AND BRING THEM TO THE

1413
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,800
MODERN ERA, I THINK THEY WOULD

1414
00:40:10,866 --> 00:40:11,433
BE PRETTY SHOCKED --

1415
00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:14,133
>> Bill: THEY WOULD BE

1416
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:14,766
CANCELED.

1417
00:40:14,833 --> 00:40:15,166
[LAUGHTER]

1418
00:40:15,233 --> 00:40:15,666
>> STRAIGHTAWAY.

1419
00:40:15,733 --> 00:40:19,366
>> PORTION VERY GOOD REASONS,

1420
00:40:19,433 --> 00:40:20,266
TOO, ACTUALLY.

1421
00:40:20,333 --> 00:40:21,766
>> THEY DID NOT ENVISION AN

1422
00:40:21,833 --> 00:40:23,566
AMERICA WHERE EVERYONE WAS AS

1423
00:40:23,633 --> 00:40:24,066
TRIBAL AS THIS.

1424
00:40:24,133 --> 00:40:25,266
THEY TRIED TO BUILD IN CHECKS

1425
00:40:25,333 --> 00:40:26,766
AND BALANCES TO AVOID THIS.

1426
00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:28,100
GOING BACK TO THAT SPIRIT OF

1427
00:40:28,166 --> 00:40:28,866
HAVING EMPATHY AND TRY TO REACH

1428
00:40:28,933 --> 00:40:35,666
OUT TO PEOPLE WHO, SHOCKED, MAY

1429
00:40:35,733 --> 00:40:36,300
HAVE A DIFFERENT POINT OF VIEW

1430
00:40:36,366 --> 00:40:36,600
FROM YOU --

1431
00:40:36,666 --> 00:40:37,200
>> Bill: IT'S A BIG COUNTRY

1432
00:40:37,266 --> 00:40:38,466
WITH LOTS OF PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT

1433
00:40:38,533 --> 00:40:40,533
LIKE YOU, AND JUST TO INSIST

1434
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:41,600
THAT YOU COME OVER AND BE

1435
00:40:41,666 --> 00:40:44,133
EXACTLY LIKE I SAY YOU ARE

1436
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:44,433
IMMEDIATELY!

1437
00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:46,200
THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.

1438
00:40:46,266 --> 00:40:48,000
>> ONE ON ONE ANTHROPOLOGY IS

1439
00:40:48,066 --> 00:40:48,733
ACTUALLY RECOGNIZING THAT JUST

1440
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,300
BECAUSE IT IS YOUR WORLDVIEW, IT

1441
00:40:50,366 --> 00:40:51,233
DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN ASSUME IT

1442
00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:53,933
SHOULD BE EVERYONE ELSE'S.

1443
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,933
IT IS ABOUT TRYING TO LISTEN TO

1444
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,766
SOMEBODY ELSE OR CHANGE, AND

1445
00:40:57,833 --> 00:40:58,666
ACTUALLY RECOGNIZING -- THE ART

1446
00:40:58,733 --> 00:41:00,300
OF TRYING TO LISTEN TO ANOTHER

1447
00:41:00,366 --> 00:41:00,966
POINT OF VIEW DOESN'T JUST GIVE

1448
00:41:01,033 --> 00:41:03,700
YOU EMPATHY FOR OTHERS, AND

1449
00:41:03,766 --> 00:41:05,333
ACTUALLY TEACHES YOU ABOUT

1450
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,300
YOURSELF, TOO.

1451
00:41:06,366 --> 00:41:07,866
THERE IS THIS GREAT CHINESE

1452
00:41:07,933 --> 00:41:10,533
PROVERB: "A FISH CAN'T SEE WATER

1453
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:11,666
UNLESS YOU JUMP OUT OF YOUR

1454
00:41:11,733 --> 00:41:14,566
FISHBOWL AND GO SWIM IN A

1455
00:41:14,633 --> 00:41:16,100
DIFFERENT BALL FOR A BIT."

1456
00:41:16,166 --> 00:41:17,000
AFTER A COVE IN 19 LOCKED DOWN,

1457
00:41:17,066 --> 00:41:19,500
WHERE WE HAVE ALL BEEN LOCKED

1458
00:41:19,566 --> 00:41:20,700
DOWN WITH OUR OWN TRIBE COME OUT

1459
00:41:20,766 --> 00:41:22,500
ON POD, PEOPLE LIKE US, THERE IS

1460
00:41:22,566 --> 00:41:24,000
A DESPERATE NEED RIGHT NOW TO

1461
00:41:24,066 --> 00:41:25,766
JUMP OUT AND GO SWIM IN SOME

1462
00:41:25,833 --> 00:41:27,333
OTHER WATER AND TRY, SHOCK

1463
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,333
HORROR, TALK TO SOMEONE WHO

1464
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,433
MIGHT BE FROM A DIFFERENT PARTY.

1465
00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:31,766
>> Bill: OH, I CANNOT AGREE

1466
00:41:31,833 --> 00:41:31,966
MORE.

1467
00:41:32,033 --> 00:41:34,266
[APPLAUSE]

1468
00:41:34,333 --> 00:41:35,966
AND DON'T TALK POLITICS WITH

1469
00:41:36,033 --> 00:41:36,166
THEM.

1470
00:41:36,233 --> 00:41:36,866
JUST TALK.

1471
00:41:36,933 --> 00:41:39,833
>> YES.

1472
00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:40,166
TALK DRESSES.

1473
00:41:40,233 --> 00:41:41,266
>> Bill: LET ME ASK YOU THIS

1474
00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:41,966
ABOUT GAY AND TRANS.

1475
00:41:42,033 --> 00:41:44,500
THEY ARE LUMPED TOGETHER.

1476
00:41:44,566 --> 00:41:48,333
IN LGBTQ.

1477
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,166
BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THEY ARE

1478
00:41:50,233 --> 00:41:51,266
ACTUAL OPPOSITES.

1479
00:41:51,333 --> 00:41:53,133
GABE WAS ALWAYS ABOUT "WE ARE

1480
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,066
BORN THIS WAY," WHICH I THINK IS

1481
00:41:55,133 --> 00:41:55,266
TRUE.

1482
00:41:55,333 --> 00:41:58,766
AND TRANS IS ABOUT "WE ARE WHAT

1483
00:41:58,833 --> 00:42:00,733
WE SAY WE ARE GOING TO BE.

1484
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:04,100
WE ARE NOT BORN ANYWAY, WE

1485
00:42:04,166 --> 00:42:04,800
CHOOSE."

1486
00:42:04,866 --> 00:42:06,200
ISN'T THAT KIND OF THE OPPOSITE?

1487
00:42:06,266 --> 00:42:07,966
>> IN MANY WAYS, IT IS THE

1488
00:42:08,033 --> 00:42:09,466
TRANCE AND GAIN EXPERIENCE ARE

1489
00:42:09,533 --> 00:42:10,200
VERY DIFFERENT, IN SOME WAYS

1490
00:42:10,266 --> 00:42:11,533
THEY ARE SIMILAR.

1491
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,833
>> Bill: BUT IS A RIFT?

1492
00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:15,800
>> THE DEFAULT OF SOME

1493
00:42:15,866 --> 00:42:16,866
ASSUMPTION WAS THAT I WAS

1494
00:42:16,933 --> 00:42:18,000
STRAIGHT AND I TO COME OUT AND

1495
00:42:18,066 --> 00:42:19,533
SAY, YOU KNOW, THE ASSUMPTION MY

1496
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:20,566
FAMILY AND CHURCH AND EVERYONE

1497
00:42:20,633 --> 00:42:21,266
AROUND ME HAVE MADE ARE NOT

1498
00:42:21,333 --> 00:42:23,766
TRUE, I AM GAY.

1499
00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:24,866
FOR TRANS PEOPLE, WHO HAVE AN

1500
00:42:24,933 --> 00:42:28,766
INNER SENSE OF THEMSELVES AS

1501
00:42:28,833 --> 00:42:30,500
NOT -- THAT THEIR SEX DOES NOT

1502
00:42:30,566 --> 00:42:31,166
ALIGN WITH THEIR GENDER

1503
00:42:31,233 --> 00:42:31,633
IDENTITY.

1504
00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:33,066
IT IS A LONG PROCESS TO GET TO

1505
00:42:33,133 --> 00:42:35,166
THE POINT WHERE YOU COME OUT

1506
00:42:35,233 --> 00:42:35,800
ABOUT BEING TRANS.

1507
00:42:35,866 --> 00:42:37,300
THE ASSUMPTION IS BECAUSE YOU

1508
00:42:37,366 --> 00:42:39,266
HAVE A PENIS YOU ARE A MAN AND A

1509
00:42:39,333 --> 00:42:41,366
VAGINA, YOU ARE A WOMAN.

1510
00:42:41,433 --> 00:42:42,866
NOT AN UNREASONABLE ASCENSION,

1511
00:42:42,933 --> 00:42:44,333
ACCURATE 99% OF THE TIME, RIGHT?

1512
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,066
BUT TRANS PEOPLE, THE SEX DOES

1513
00:42:47,133 --> 00:42:48,233
NOT ALIGN WITH THE GENDER

1514
00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:48,866
IDENTITY OF WHO THEY KNOW

1515
00:42:48,933 --> 00:42:50,133
THEMSELVES TO BE AND THE COMING

1516
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,500
OUT THING IS VERY SIMILAR

1517
00:42:51,566 --> 00:42:53,566
BETWEEN THE GAY AND TRANS

1518
00:42:53,633 --> 00:42:53,866
EXPERIENCE.

1519
00:42:53,933 --> 00:42:55,000
TRANS PEOPLE ALWAYS WERE TRANS,

1520
00:42:55,066 --> 00:42:56,533
THEY JUST HADN'T COME OUT YET.

1521
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,600
I ALWAYS WAS GAY, BUT THERE WAS

1522
00:42:58,666 --> 00:43:00,133
A TIME IN MY LIFE WHERE PEOPLE

1523
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:01,166
THOUGHT IT WAS STRAIGHT.

1524
00:43:01,233 --> 00:43:02,200
>> Bill: BUT THEY TRANSITION

1525
00:43:02,266 --> 00:43:03,966
KIDS NOW AT A VERY YOUNG AGE, SO

1526
00:43:04,033 --> 00:43:04,833
THAT DOESN'T REALLY HAPPEN,

1527
00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:06,900
BECAUSE THEY ARE FROM A VERY

1528
00:43:06,966 --> 00:43:07,766
YOUNG AGE, THEY HAVE BEEN --

1529
00:43:07,833 --> 00:43:09,333
>> THERE ARE GENDER TO SUPPORT

1530
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:10,600
CHILDREN WHO ARE ALLOWED TO

1531
00:43:10,666 --> 00:43:11,566
SOCIALLY TRANSITION.

1532
00:43:11,633 --> 00:43:13,866
THERE SHOULD BE AND THERE ARE

1533
00:43:13,933 --> 00:43:17,400
SAFEGUARDS IN PLACE, AND MOST

1534
00:43:17,466 --> 00:43:18,700
KIDS ARE ALLOWED TO SOCIALLY

1535
00:43:18,766 --> 00:43:19,900
TRANSITION, WHERE THEIR HAIR

1536
00:43:19,966 --> 00:43:21,366
LONGER, CHANGE THEIR NAME,

1537
00:43:21,433 --> 00:43:23,733
PRONOUNS, EXPLORE THEIR GENDER

1538
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:24,133
IDENTITY.

1539
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,066
THE ADVICE THAT CLINICIANS GIVE

1540
00:43:25,133 --> 00:43:26,900
IS TO WAIT AND SEE IF IT IS

1541
00:43:26,966 --> 00:43:28,766
CONSISTENT, PERSISTENT, AND

1542
00:43:28,833 --> 00:43:30,300
INSISTENT AROUND GENDER, BUT A

1543
00:43:30,366 --> 00:43:31,566
LOT OF KIDS WHO EXPERIMENT WITH

1544
00:43:31,633 --> 00:43:34,266
GENDER AND EXPLORE WIND UP

1545
00:43:34,333 --> 00:43:36,333
IDENTIFYING WITH THEIR BIRTH SEX

1546
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:36,800
EVENTUALLY.

1547
00:43:36,866 --> 00:43:37,866
SOME KIDS DO TRANSITION AND NEED

1548
00:43:37,933 --> 00:43:39,166
TO TRANSITION AND IT SAVES THEIR

1549
00:43:39,233 --> 00:43:40,500
LIVES TO LET THEM TRANSITION.

1550
00:43:40,566 --> 00:43:42,633
>> Bill: RIGHT.

1551
00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:44,066
AND SOME REGRET IT.

1552
00:43:44,133 --> 00:43:44,333
[APPLAUSE]

1553
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:45,333
THAT HAPPENS TOO.

1554
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:45,566
BE FAIR.

1555
00:43:45,633 --> 00:43:46,733
>> THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO D

1556
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:47,700
TRANSITION, THAT IS A THING THAT

1557
00:43:47,766 --> 00:43:49,666
CAN HAPPEN.

1558
00:43:49,733 --> 00:43:51,966
WE NEED TO MAKE THE WORLD SAFE

1559
00:43:52,033 --> 00:43:52,900
FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE TRANSITIONED

1560
00:43:52,966 --> 00:43:54,333
ANTI-TRANSITION TO NOT GET

1561
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:55,433
TRIBAL ABOUT THAT, EITHER.

1562
00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:57,700
>> Bill: COULD NOT AGREE MORE.

1563
00:43:57,766 --> 00:43:59,066
SO WHY DO YOU THINK THERE WAS

1564
00:43:59,133 --> 00:44:03,866
NOT A BIG BABY BOOM FROM THE

1565
00:44:03,933 --> 00:44:04,133
PANDEMIC?

1566
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,733
USUALLY WHEN PEOPLE GET LOCKED

1567
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,566
IN, LIKE BLACK OUT, JUST ONE

1568
00:44:08,633 --> 00:44:10,200
DAY, AND OH, NINE MONTHS AFTER

1569
00:44:10,266 --> 00:44:11,666
THE BLACKOUT, WHICH I ALWAYS

1570
00:44:11,733 --> 00:44:13,266
THINK IS VERY INSULTING TO YOUR

1571
00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:15,733
PARTNER, OH, I CAN'T WATCH "THE

1572
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,300
VOICE" TONIGHT, I GUESS I'LL

1573
00:44:17,366 --> 00:44:18,066
FUCK YOU.

1574
00:44:18,133 --> 00:44:21,233
KIND OF INSULTING, BUT OKAY.

1575
00:44:21,300 --> 00:44:23,300
WHY, BEING LOCKED IN, WE HAD AN

1576
00:44:23,366 --> 00:44:24,300
ACTUAL SEX RECESSION.

1577
00:44:24,366 --> 00:44:25,700
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

1578
00:44:25,766 --> 00:44:27,966
>> WELL, FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE, IT

1579
00:44:28,033 --> 00:44:29,333
WAS A FRIGHTENING TIME.

1580
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,566
IT WAS SCARY, IT WAS UNCERTAIN.

1581
00:44:31,633 --> 00:44:33,166
>> Bill: THAT SCARY THAT YOU

1582
00:44:33,233 --> 00:44:36,400
COULDN'T FUCK IN THEIR OWN HOME?

1583
00:44:36,466 --> 00:44:36,666
[LAUGHTER]

1584
00:44:36,733 --> 00:44:38,300
>> A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE FUCKING.

1585
00:44:38,366 --> 00:44:40,000
JUSTIN LEE MILLER OUT OF THE

1586
00:44:40,066 --> 00:44:42,533
KINSEY INSTITUTE DID A STUDY OF

1587
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:43,533
HOW THE PANDEMIC IS CHANGING

1588
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:44,533
PEOPLE'S SEX LIVES.

1589
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,500
ROUGHLY LIKE HALF OF THE PEOPLE

1590
00:44:46,566 --> 00:44:48,333
STUDIED, IT WAS A LARGE SAMPLE

1591
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,166
SIDE, HAD A LOT MORE SEX AND A

1592
00:44:51,233 --> 00:44:54,466
HAVE HAD A LOT LESS OR NONE.

1593
00:44:54,533 --> 00:44:55,666
WHETHER YOU WANT TO FUCK YOUR

1594
00:44:55,733 --> 00:44:56,633
PARTNER IS A VERY DIFFERENT

1595
00:44:56,700 --> 00:44:57,266
QUESTION ABOUT WHETHER YOU WANT

1596
00:44:57,333 --> 00:44:59,700
TO MAKE A BABY.

1597
00:44:59,766 --> 00:45:01,133
BRING A BABY INTO A WORLD WHERE

1598
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,866
DURING THE PANDEMIC IT LOOKED

1599
00:45:02,933 --> 00:45:04,166
LIKE DONALD TRUMP MIGHT GET

1600
00:45:04,233 --> 00:45:07,100
ANOTHER TERM, THE WORLD IS ON

1601
00:45:07,166 --> 00:45:07,600
FIRE, THE ENVIRONMENT IS

1602
00:45:07,666 --> 00:45:07,900
COLLAPSING.

1603
00:45:07,966 --> 00:45:10,933
[APPLAUSE]

1604
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,533
>> I THINK, NOTHING ELSE, THE

1605
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,266
COVID-19 HAS SHOWN PEOPLE HOW

1606
00:45:16,333 --> 00:45:18,333
UNCERTAIN THE FUTURE IS.

1607
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,000
ALL THESE CERTAIN FEES WE HAD

1608
00:45:20,066 --> 00:45:22,266
ABOUT PLANNING TIME, OUR TIME

1609
00:45:22,333 --> 00:45:23,700
HORIZONS, A LOT OF THEM AND

1610
00:45:23,766 --> 00:45:25,100
FLOATED IN THE PANDEMIC.

1611
00:45:25,166 --> 00:45:25,933
>> Bill: ELECTION COUNTING.

1612
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,400
THAT IS KIND OF A BIG ONE.

1613
00:45:28,466 --> 00:45:29,033
YOU MAY HAVE SEEN THE LAST ONE

1614
00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:30,733
OF THAT.

1615
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,333
ANYWAY COME ON THAT HAPPY NOTE,

1616
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,766
THANK YOU, PANEL, VERY

1617
00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:36,566
ENLIGHTENING.

1618
00:45:36,633 --> 00:45:37,066
TIME FOR "NEW RULES"!

1619
00:45:37,133 --> 00:45:42,766
[APPLAUSE]

1620
00:45:42,833 --> 00:45:44,200
NEW RULE: IF ORTHODOX JEWS MUST

1621
00:45:44,266 --> 00:45:47,700
CONTINUE THE RITUAL OF KAPPAROT

1622
00:45:47,766 --> 00:45:49,266
PRACTICED ON YOM KIPPUR, WHERE

1623
00:45:49,333 --> 00:45:50,266
THEY SWING A CHICKEN OVER THEIR

1624
00:45:50,333 --> 00:45:51,966
HEADS TO TRANSFER THEIR SINS

1625
00:45:52,033 --> 00:45:52,933
BEFORE SLAUGHTERING IT, I MUST

1626
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,633
CONTINUE TO MOCK IT.

1627
00:45:56,700 --> 00:45:57,500
[LAUGHTER]

1628
00:45:57,566 --> 00:45:58,133
I'M NOT SAYING THAT CHICKENS

1629
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,133
DON'T HAVE HEALING POWERS.

1630
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:00,566
THEY DO.

1631
00:46:00,633 --> 00:46:01,166
BUT YOU DON'T SWING THEM OVER

1632
00:46:01,233 --> 00:46:01,566
YOUR HEAD.

1633
00:46:01,633 --> 00:46:05,500
YOU PUT THEM IN SOUP.

1634
00:46:05,566 --> 00:46:05,766
[LAUGHTER]

1635
00:46:05,833 --> 00:46:10,100
[APPLAUSE]

1636
00:46:10,166 --> 00:46:11,200
NEW RULE: THE FLORIDA MAN WHO

1637
00:46:11,266 --> 00:46:12,566
IN A SINGLE DAY GOT MARRIED,

1638
00:46:12,633 --> 00:46:13,733
CRASHED HIS CAR, FLED THE SCENE,

1639
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,000
WENT TO JAIL, RESPONDED TO

1640
00:46:16,066 --> 00:46:17,900
A REQUEST TO UNDERGO A DRUG

1641
00:46:17,966 --> 00:46:20,200
TEST BY BENDING OVER AND

1642
00:46:20,266 --> 00:46:21,233
STICKING HIS FINGERS UP

1643
00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:21,866
HIS ASS WHILE SHOUTING

1644
00:46:21,933 --> 00:46:25,333
"ALL HAIL DONALD TRUMP!"

1645
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:26,400
[LAUGHTER]

1646
00:46:26,466 --> 00:46:26,933
MUST ADMIT WHAT HE DID WAS

1647
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,466
REALLY STUPID.

1648
00:46:29,533 --> 00:46:30,200
[LAUGHTER]

1649
00:46:30,266 --> 00:46:30,800
I MEAN, C'MON, MAN -- WHO GETS

1650
00:46:30,866 --> 00:46:34,066
MARRIED ANYMORE?

1651
00:46:34,133 --> 00:46:34,333
[LAUGHTER]

1652
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:38,633
[APPLAUSE]

1653
00:46:38,700 --> 00:46:40,200
NEW RULE: RICKY MARTINEZ, THE

1654
00:46:40,266 --> 00:46:45,000
PORN STAR KNOWN FOR HIS ABILITY

1655
00:46:45,066 --> 00:46:46,900
TO BLOW HIMSELF --

1656
00:46:46,966 --> 00:46:48,233
[LAUGHTER]

1657
00:46:48,300 --> 00:46:48,866
MUST BE FITTED WITH ONE OF THOSE

1658
00:46:48,933 --> 00:46:50,866
DOG CONES.

1659
00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:52,566
[LAUGHTER]

1660
00:46:52,633 --> 00:46:53,466
BECAUSE LORD KNOWS, THESE DAYS,

1661
00:46:53,533 --> 00:46:54,200
WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER REASON TO

1662
00:46:54,266 --> 00:46:58,400
NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE.

1663
00:46:58,466 --> 00:46:58,666
[LAUGHTER]

1664
00:46:58,733 --> 00:47:01,833
[APPLAUSE]

1665
00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:03,233
NEW RULE: LET'S CALL SCHOOL

1666
00:47:03,300 --> 00:47:04,166
BOARD MEETINGS WHAT THEY REALLY

1667
00:47:04,233 --> 00:47:04,766
ARE -- OPEN MIC NIGHT FOR THE

1668
00:47:04,833 --> 00:47:08,366
MENTALLY DERANGED.

1669
00:47:08,433 --> 00:47:12,200
[LAUGHTER]

1670
00:47:12,266 --> 00:47:13,600
AND THEN LET'S REPLACE THE

1671
00:47:13,666 --> 00:47:14,633
SCHOOL BOARD WITH A PANEL OF

1672
00:47:14,700 --> 00:47:16,300
CELEBRITY JUDGES AND MAKE A NEW

1673
00:47:16,366 --> 00:47:16,866
SHOW CALLED "AMERICA'S GOT

1674
00:47:16,933 --> 00:47:19,600
ISSUES."

1675
00:47:19,666 --> 00:47:19,866
[LAUGHTER]

1676
00:47:19,933 --> 00:47:24,100
[APPLAUSE]

1677
00:47:24,166 --> 00:47:24,900
NEW RULE: KIM JONG UN MUST SHARE

1678
00:47:24,966 --> 00:47:28,566
HIS DIET SECRETS WITH AMERICA.

1679
00:47:28,633 --> 00:47:29,266
LOOK AT HIM NOW -- HE WENT FROM

1680
00:47:29,333 --> 00:47:32,266
DMZ TO GQ.

1681
00:47:32,333 --> 00:47:32,866
AND I THINK I KNOW HOW -- HE

1682
00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:35,833
DITCHED HIS POSSE.

1683
00:47:35,900 --> 00:47:37,066
YEAH, TURNS OUT ALL THOSE GUYS

1684
00:47:37,133 --> 00:47:38,300
WITH THE NOTE PADS WERE TAKING

1685
00:47:38,366 --> 00:47:41,166
HIS LUNCH ORDER.

1686
00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:41,566
[LAUGHTER]

1687
00:47:41,633 --> 00:47:44,233
[APPLAUSE]

1688
00:47:44,300 --> 00:47:46,133
AND FINALLY, NEW RULE.

1689
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:49,100
NO CASH PRIZES FOR SNITCHING.

1690
00:47:49,166 --> 00:47:50,433
AS I'M SURE YOU'VE HEARD, TEXAS

1691
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,400
JUST PASSED AMERICA'S HARSHEST

1692
00:47:52,466 --> 00:47:53,566
ABORTION LAW, WHICH INCLUDES THE

1693
00:47:53,633 --> 00:47:56,100
IDEA THAT ANYONE EVEN HELPING A

1694
00:47:56,166 --> 00:47:57,700
WOMAN GET AN ABORTION, LIKE THE

1695
00:47:57,766 --> 00:48:03,000
UBER DRIVER WHO TAKES HER TO THE

1696
00:48:03,066 --> 00:48:05,033
CLINIC, CAN BE SUED BY

1697
00:48:05,100 --> 00:48:06,933
RANDOM CITIZEN SNITCHES FOR UP

1698
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:07,733
TO $10,000.

1699
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:08,333
YES, FINALLY A WAY TO TAP INTO

1700
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:08,966
THAT VAST RESERVE OF UBER-DRIVER

1701
00:48:09,033 --> 00:48:10,833
WEALTH.

1702
00:48:10,900 --> 00:48:12,300
[LAUGHTER]

1703
00:48:12,366 --> 00:48:12,866
JESUS, WHEN DID WEST TEXAS

1704
00:48:12,933 --> 00:48:15,266
BECOME EAST GERMANY?

1705
00:48:15,333 --> 00:48:16,566
EVEN IF YOU HATE SLUTS AND LOVE

1706
00:48:16,633 --> 00:48:18,166
MONEY, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT BOUNTY

1707
00:48:18,233 --> 00:48:19,700
HUNTING PEOPLE WHO HELP PREGNANT

1708
00:48:19,766 --> 00:48:24,433
WOMEN IS A LITTLE UN-AMERICAN.

1709
00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:26,633
ALSO --

1710
00:48:26,700 --> 00:48:28,500
[APPLAUSE]

1711
00:48:28,566 --> 00:48:31,333
YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD, TEXAS!

1712
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:31,966
THIS IS 2021 -- YOU DON'T HAVE

1713
00:48:32,033 --> 00:48:35,066
TO PAY PEOPLE TO SNITCH.

1714
00:48:35,133 --> 00:48:36,933
AMERICA IS SNITCH NATION NOW --

1715
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:45,666
THEY'LL HAPPILY DO IT FOR FREE.

1716
00:48:45,733 --> 00:48:46,100
[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]

1717
00:48:46,166 --> 00:48:46,366
IT'S OKAY.

1718
00:48:46,433 --> 00:48:47,966
[APPLAUSE]

1719
00:48:48,033 --> 00:48:51,200
[LAUGHTER]

1720
00:48:51,266 --> 00:48:52,100
WHAT IS WITHIN THIS GROUP?

1721
00:48:52,166 --> 00:48:52,933
BEING A SNITCH?

1722
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,066
NOW, IT'S NOT A BAD THING.

1723
00:48:54,133 --> 00:48:55,100
OH, IT USED TO BE -- IT USED TO

1724
00:48:55,166 --> 00:48:56,033
BE ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS WE

1725
00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:56,666
TAUGHT CHILDREN: "NOBODY LIKES A

1726
00:48:56,733 --> 00:49:00,200
TATTLE TALE."

1727
00:49:00,266 --> 00:49:01,633
BUT NOW, VIRTUALLY ANY PUBLIC

1728
00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:04,266
ACCOMPLISHMENT COMES WITH THE

1729
00:49:04,333 --> 00:49:04,833
OBLIGATORY FOLLOW-UP SNITCH

1730
00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:07,166
STORY A FEW DAYS LATER.

1731
00:49:07,233 --> 00:49:08,433
LIKE WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT SAD

1732
00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:11,100
SCHMUCK WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO HOST

1733
00:49:11,166 --> 00:49:13,000
"JEOPARDY," BUT FORTUNATELY THE

1734
00:49:13,066 --> 00:49:14,800
HONOR OF GAME SHOWS WAS

1735
00:49:14,866 --> 00:49:19,200
PRESERVED WHEN SQUEAL TEAM SIX

1736
00:49:19,266 --> 00:49:19,466
[LAUGHTER]

1737
00:49:19,533 --> 00:49:24,733
[APPLAUSE]

1738
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:28,600
WENT THROUGH HIS OLD PODCASTS

1739
00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:30,433
AND FOUND OUT HE ONCE USED THE

1740
00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:31,633
TERM "BOOTH-SLUT" -- WHATEVER

1741
00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:34,233
THE FUCK THAT MEANS.

1742
00:49:34,300 --> 00:49:35,433
I'M SORRY, MIKE, BUT WE, THE

1743
00:49:35,500 --> 00:49:36,733
PERFECT PEOPLE, WHO HAVE NEVER

1744
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:37,766
MADE A MISTAKE, WE JUST CAN'T

1745
00:49:37,833 --> 00:49:39,133
LET SOCIETY BE SULLIED WITH

1746
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,000
HORRIBLE PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

1747
00:49:40,066 --> 00:49:44,233
BUH-BYE.

1748
00:49:44,300 --> 00:49:45,566
FANS OF CABLE NEWS WILL

1749
00:49:45,633 --> 00:49:47,133
RECOGNIZE THE RISING JOURNALIST

1750
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:48,333
ALEXI McCAMMOND, WHO WAS

1751
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,533
APPOINTED EDITOR OF "TEEN VOGUE"

1752
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,133
BUT THEN HAD TO RESIGN BEFORE

1753
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:54,300
HER FIRST DAY, WHEN SOME OF HER

1754
00:49:54,366 --> 00:49:57,000
HIGH SCHOOL TWEETS SUDDENLY

1755
00:49:57,066 --> 00:50:02,166
BECAME TOO MUCH TO BEAR.

1756
00:50:02,233 --> 00:50:04,833
TWEETS LIKE "NOW GOOGLING HOW TO

1757
00:50:04,900 --> 00:50:07,366
NOT WAKE UP WITH SWOLLEN ASIAN

1758
00:50:07,433 --> 00:50:11,100
EYES" AND "YOU'RE SO GAY."

1759
00:50:11,166 --> 00:50:11,366
[LAUGHTER]

1760
00:50:11,433 --> 00:50:12,033
AND HER RESIGNATION WAS ENDORSED

1761
00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:12,600
BY THE HIERARCHY OF THE

1762
00:50:12,666 --> 00:50:13,466
MAGAZINE, INCLUDING THE SENIOR

1763
00:50:13,533 --> 00:50:14,433
SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER,

1764
00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:16,233
CHRISTINE DAVITT.

1765
00:50:16,300 --> 00:50:16,866
GOOD FOR YOU, CHRISTINE, YOU

1766
00:50:16,933 --> 00:50:20,966
HELPED CATCH THE ZODIAC KILLER.

1767
00:50:21,033 --> 00:50:21,233
[LAUGHTER]

1768
00:50:21,300 --> 00:50:25,733
[APPLAUSE]

1769
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:26,433
OH, NO, YOU JUST RUINED

1770
00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:27,766
SOMEONE'S CAREER FOR NO REASON.

1771
00:50:27,833 --> 00:50:29,700
SAME DIFF.

1772
00:50:29,766 --> 00:50:32,366
FUNNY END TO THE STORY: AFTER

1773
00:50:32,433 --> 00:50:33,133
ALEXI McCAMMOND RESIGNED FOR HER

1774
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:34,466
INNOCUOUS TWEETS, SOMEONE WENT

1775
00:50:34,533 --> 00:50:36,433
THROUGH CHRISTINE DAVITT'S OLD

1776
00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:41,200
HIGH SCHOOL TWEETS, AND -- OOPS,

1777
00:50:41,266 --> 00:50:41,466
[LAUGHTER]

1778
00:50:41,533 --> 00:50:44,233
[APPLAUSE]

1779
00:50:44,300 --> 00:50:45,333
IT SEEMS SHE TWEETED THE "N"

1780
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:46,300
WORD TWICE TO A WHITE FRIEND IN

1781
00:50:46,366 --> 00:50:47,533
2009.

1782
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:52,233
BUH-BYE.

1783
00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:52,500
[LAUGHTER]

1784
00:50:52,566 --> 00:50:53,400
[APPLAUSE]

1785
00:50:53,466 --> 00:50:54,966
YOU KNOW, THIS IS WHY I'M A

1786
00:50:55,033 --> 00:50:57,366
LITTLE HOPEFUL THIS PURITY PURGE

1787
00:50:57,433 --> 00:50:58,866
MAY END.

1788
00:50:58,933 --> 00:50:59,633
BECAUSE IT'S STARTING TO EAT ITS

1789
00:50:59,700 --> 00:51:00,833
OWN.

1790
00:51:00,900 --> 00:51:02,566
ESPN REPORTER RACHEL NICHOLS WAS

1791
00:51:02,633 --> 00:51:03,900
A FEMINIST SUCCESS STORY, BUT

1792
00:51:03,966 --> 00:51:06,100
WHEN SHE COMPLAINED IN A PRIVATE

1793
00:51:06,166 --> 00:51:09,466
TELEPHONE CALL ABOUT ESPN'S

1794
00:51:09,533 --> 00:51:11,400
"CRAPPY LONGTIME RECORD ON

1795
00:51:11,466 --> 00:51:12,400
DIVERSITY," AND EXPRESSED HER

1796
00:51:12,466 --> 00:51:13,800
VIEW THAT SHE FELT LIKE SHE WAS

1797
00:51:13,866 --> 00:51:18,000
BEING SACRIFICED BY THE NETWORK

1798
00:51:18,066 --> 00:51:19,066
SO THEY COULD MAKE UP FOR

1799
00:51:19,133 --> 00:51:19,766
THAT CRAPPY LONGTIME RECORD ON

1800
00:51:19,833 --> 00:51:22,000
DIVERSITY.

1801
00:51:22,066 --> 00:51:22,800
THE CALL WAS LEAKED, AND SHE

1802
00:51:22,866 --> 00:51:25,233
WAS TOAST.

1803
00:51:25,300 --> 00:51:27,000
NOW, IN ADDITION TO THE FACT

1804
00:51:27,066 --> 00:51:29,700
THAT A PERSON SHOULDN'T HAVE TO

1805
00:51:29,766 --> 00:51:30,866
LOVE GETTING FIRED, EVEN IF IT

1806
00:51:30,933 --> 00:51:32,133
DOES ACHIEVE MORE "EQUITY,"

1807
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:33,400
THIS WAS A PRIVATE CALL.

1808
00:51:33,466 --> 00:51:33,966
DOES PRIVATE MEAN ANYTHING

1809
00:51:34,033 --> 00:51:35,266
ANYMORE?

1810
00:51:35,333 --> 00:51:38,333
APPARENTLY NOT.

1811
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,066
EVEN SADDER, THIS LOVE OF

1812
00:51:40,133 --> 00:51:43,100
SNITCHING SEEMS TO BE ONE OF THE

1813
00:51:43,166 --> 00:51:43,833
FEW AREAS THAT IS NOW TRULY

1814
00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:45,033
BIPARTISAN -- SNITCH NATION

1815
00:51:45,100 --> 00:51:46,933
ISN'T ABOUT WHAT SIDE YOU'RE ON,

1816
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,066
IT'S ABOUT THIS MINDSET WHERE

1817
00:51:48,133 --> 00:51:49,300
EVERYONE IS AN AMATEUR SECRET

1818
00:51:49,366 --> 00:51:50,166
POLICEMAN AND TATTLING IS A

1819
00:51:50,233 --> 00:51:52,633
VIRTUE.

1820
00:51:52,700 --> 00:51:53,733
THE WOKE SIDE OF THE INTERNET

1821
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,133
THINKS GOING THROUGH SOMEONE'S

1822
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,400
OLD MYSPACE ACCOUNT MAKES THEM

1823
00:51:57,466 --> 00:51:58,666
PART OF THE RESISTANCE -- IT

1824
00:51:58,733 --> 00:52:03,000
DOESN'T, IT MAKES YOU A PUNK --

1825
00:52:03,066 --> 00:52:06,533
[APPLAUSE]

1826
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,166
AND REPUBLICANS LATELY, BESIDES

1827
00:52:09,233 --> 00:52:10,800
SPONSORING THAT NEW REALITY SHOW

1828
00:52:10,866 --> 00:52:15,000
"TEXAS ZYGOTE HUNTERS," HAVE

1829
00:52:15,066 --> 00:52:17,300
BEEN ENCOURAGING COLLEGE

1830
00:52:17,366 --> 00:52:18,233
STUDENTS TO WHIP OUT THEIR

1831
00:52:18,300 --> 00:52:20,033
PHONES TO RECORD AND REPORT

1832
00:52:20,100 --> 00:52:20,633
PROFESSORS WHO ESPOUSE LEFTIST

1833
00:52:20,700 --> 00:52:24,300
IDEAS.

1834
00:52:24,366 --> 00:52:25,333
[LAUGHS]

1835
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:26,566
AS ALWAYS, THE SNOWFLAKES FALL

1836
00:52:26,633 --> 00:52:27,133
JUST AS HARD ON THE RIGHT AS

1837
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:31,000
THEY DO ON THE LEFT.

1838
00:52:31,066 --> 00:52:34,800
[APPLAUSE]

1839
00:52:34,866 --> 00:52:38,200
COLLEGES PRIDE THEMSELVES ON

1840
00:52:38,266 --> 00:52:40,033
BEING "SAFE SPACES" -- NOT FOR

1841
00:52:40,100 --> 00:52:41,800
PROFESSORS, AT LEAST NOT ANY WHO

1842
00:52:41,866 --> 00:52:42,800
MIGHT WANT TO STRETCH YOUNG

1843
00:52:42,866 --> 00:52:43,466
MINDS TO THINK DIFFERENTLY AND

1844
00:52:43,533 --> 00:52:46,366
TRY ON NEW IDEAS.

1845
00:52:46,433 --> 00:52:48,233
YEAH, TRY THAT AT YOUR PERIL.

1846
00:52:48,300 --> 00:52:51,166
SAME WITH COMEDY CLUBS, WHERE

1847
00:52:51,233 --> 00:52:52,800
EVER SINCE THE iPHONE, COMICS

1848
00:52:52,866 --> 00:52:53,566
HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT

1849
00:52:53,633 --> 00:52:54,966
SNITCHES IN THE AUDIENCE WHO'LL

1850
00:52:55,033 --> 00:52:59,566
RAT THEM OUT FOR "CROSSING THE

1851
00:52:59,633 --> 00:53:00,333
LINE" -- WHICH IS PRACTICALLY

1852
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:00,866
THE JOB DESCRIPTION OF A

1853
00:53:00,933 --> 00:53:04,600
COMEDIAN.

1854
00:53:04,666 --> 00:53:09,133
[APPLAUSE]

1855
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,433
COMICS ARE JOKING CONSTANTLY --

1856
00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:13,433
EVEN SOME PEOPLE WHO AREN'T

1857
00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:14,933
COMICS DO THAT, AND IF YOU'RE

1858
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,133
LUCKY ENOUGH IN LIFE TO BE

1859
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:18,566
AROUND PEOPLE LIKE THAT, I'M

1860
00:53:18,633 --> 00:53:19,266
SURE YOU KNOW: THEY CAN'T ALL BE

1861
00:53:19,333 --> 00:53:23,700
GEMS.

1862
00:53:23,766 --> 00:53:24,000
[LAUGHTER]

1863
00:53:24,066 --> 00:53:29,033
[APPLAUSE]

1864
00:53:29,100 --> 00:53:30,866
SOMETIMES YOU GET "THE TWISTIES"

1865
00:53:30,933 --> 00:53:31,633
AND THE JOKE DOESN'T LAND JUST

1866
00:53:31,700 --> 00:53:33,700
RIGHT.

1867
00:53:33,766 --> 00:53:34,333
EXPOSING THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU

1868
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,366
NOBLE.

1869
00:53:37,433 --> 00:53:38,766
YOU'RE NOT DAVID KACZYNSKI, THE

1870
00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:41,200
BROTHER OF THE UNABOMBER, WHO

1871
00:53:41,266 --> 00:53:41,833
TURNED IN HIS OWN BROTHER, LEST

1872
00:53:41,900 --> 00:53:43,900
ANY MORE MAIL BOMBS GO OFF.

1873
00:53:43,966 --> 00:53:45,433
THAT WAS NOBLE.

1874
00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:49,000
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE IT WAS ABOUT

1875
00:53:49,066 --> 00:53:50,866
BOMBS, AND NOT BOMBING.

1876
00:53:50,933 --> 00:53:52,066
THERE'S A REAL DIFFERENCE

1877
00:53:52,133 --> 00:53:52,666
BETWEEN THE UNABOMBER AND THE

1878
00:53:52,733 --> 00:53:54,800
EDITOR OF "TEEN VOGUE."

1879
00:53:54,866 --> 00:53:55,733
FOR ONE THING, THE UNABOMBER

1880
00:53:55,800 --> 00:54:00,633
MADE SOME GOOD POINTS.

1881
00:54:00,700 --> 00:54:00,900
[LAUGHTER]

1882
00:54:00,966 --> 00:54:04,333
[APPLAUSE]

1883
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,000
OR THINK OF EDWARD SNOWDEN,

1884
00:54:06,066 --> 00:54:07,533
ENDURING EXILE IN RUSSIA SO HE

1885
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:08,666
COULD EXPOSE UNLAWFUL GOVERNMENT

1886
00:54:08,733 --> 00:54:11,700
SNOOPING: NOBLE.

1887
00:54:11,766 --> 00:54:16,500
COLONEL ALEXANDER VINDMAN,

1888
00:54:16,566 --> 00:54:17,066
EXPOSING THE UKRAINE FIASCO:

1889
00:54:17,133 --> 00:54:18,900
NOBLE.

1890
00:54:18,966 --> 00:54:21,200
[APPLAUSE]

1891
00:54:21,266 --> 00:54:22,100
THAT'S NOT YOU TAKING DOWN THE

1892
00:54:22,166 --> 00:54:24,800
HOST OF "THE ICE-CAPADES."

1893
00:54:24,866 --> 00:54:26,233
YOU'RE A LOSER WITH WI-FI AND

1894
00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:27,233
ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO

1895
00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:27,766
LISTEN TO LONG-FORGOTTEN

1896
00:54:27,833 --> 00:54:28,966
PODCASTS.

1897
00:54:29,033 --> 00:54:30,466
YOU'RE NOT A JOURNALIST.

1898
00:54:30,533 --> 00:54:32,633
YOU'RE JUST A CREEPY LITTLE RAT.

1899
00:54:32,700 --> 00:54:33,266
GO TO TEXAS AND CATCH A RUNAWAY

1900
00:54:33,333 --> 00:54:38,000
EMBRYO.

1901
00:54:38,066 --> 00:54:38,266
[LAUGHTER]

1902
00:54:38,333 --> 00:54:44,100
[APPLAUSE]

1903
00:54:44,166 --> 00:54:46,100
OH, WHAT, YOU DUG UP A LETTER

1904
00:54:46,166 --> 00:54:47,466
WHERE JFK SAID "INDIAN GIVER"?

1905
00:54:47,533 --> 00:54:48,066
GREAT, NOW WE CAN TEAR DOWN THE

1906
00:54:48,133 --> 00:54:50,433
KENNEDY CENTER.

1907
00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:52,533
[LAUGHTER]

1908
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:53,833
PUNISHMENT

1909
00:54:53,900 --> 00:54:56,066
YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T WANT TO

1910
00:54:56,133 --> 00:54:57,100
LIVE IN "SNITCHLANDIA," WHERE

1911
00:54:57,166 --> 00:54:59,766
YOU CAN'T TRUST YOUR NEIGHBORS,

1912
00:54:59,833 --> 00:55:01,033
AND YOU'RE ALWAYS LOOKING OVER

1913
00:55:01,100 --> 00:55:02,600
YOUR SHOULDER, A LAND OF KARENS

1914
00:55:02,666 --> 00:55:03,533
AND GLADYS KRAVITZES, RULED BY

1915
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:05,033
CITIZEN INFORMANTS, WHERE

1916
00:55:05,100 --> 00:55:05,933
REPUBLICANS SUE YOU FOR YOUR

1917
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,433
SEX LIFE AND DEMOCRATS GET YOU

1918
00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:09,433
FIRED FOR A HALLOWEEN COSTUME.

1919
00:55:09,500 --> 00:55:10,700
AND THEN WE ALL GO HOME AND

1920
00:55:10,766 --> 00:55:11,233
APPLAUD OURSELVES FOR OUR

1921
00:55:11,300 --> 00:55:17,900
COURAGE.

1922
00:55:17,966 --> 00:55:18,533
ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,

1923
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:19,800
THAT'S OUR SHOW.

1924
00:55:19,866 --> 00:55:20,666
I'LL BE AT THE LYRIC THEATRE IN

1925
00:55:20,733 --> 00:55:21,466
BALTIMORE, OCTOBER 23RD, AT THE

1926
00:55:21,533 --> 00:55:22,166
WIND CREEK EVENT CENTER IN

1927
00:55:22,233 --> 00:55:23,366
BETHLEHEM, PENNSYLVANIA,

1928
00:55:23,433 --> 00:55:25,066
OCTOBER 24TH, AND AT THE

1929
00:55:25,133 --> 00:55:27,966
FOX THEATRE IN ATLANTA,

1930
00:55:28,033 --> 00:55:29,466
KILLER MIKE, I'M COMING,

1931
00:55:29,533 --> 00:55:31,266
NOVEMBER 6TH.

1932
00:55:31,333 --> 00:55:34,433
I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS,

1933
00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:36,833
GILLIAN TETT, DAN SAVAGE, AND

1934
00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:37,233
ANNE APPLEBAUM.

1935
00:55:37,300 --> 00:55:37,500
THANK YOU!

1936
00:55:37,566 --> 00:55:39,233
[APPLAUSE]

1937
00:55:39,300 --> 00:55:40,866
MEANS OF MUSICAL

1938
00:55:41,366 --> 00:55:55,733
♪ ♪

1939
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:56,800
[APPLAUSE]