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AND GET THIS. STORY CAME OUT

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THIS WEEK. MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN

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IS ANGLING TO BE THE VICE

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PRESIDENT ON TRUMP'S TICKET IN

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2024. HE'S INTO IT. CAN YOU

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IMAGINE THOSE TWO RUNNING THE

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COUNTRY OF BATSHIT BOTTLE BLONDE

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WITH ZERO INTEREST IN GOVERNING

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AND MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN?

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ALRIGHT, WE GOT A GREAT SHOW. WE

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HAVE VERY WASTED RIGHT IN OUR

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EAR. FIRST UP SEASON ACTIVIST

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FOR SOCIAL MEDIA, ACCOUNTABILITY

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AND TRANSPARENCY WHOSE

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FORTHCOMING BOOK THE POWER OF

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ONE. HOW I FOUND THE STRENGTH TO

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THE WHISTLE ON FACEBOOK COMES

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OUT IN JUNE, AND IT'S AVAILABLE

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NOW. PRIORITIES, PLEASE WELCOME,

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FRANCIS. HOW CAN. GREAT TO MEET

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YOU. WHISTLE BLOWER. OKAY I'M SO

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GLAD WE HAVE A LOOK AT THOSE

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SNEAKERS. I ALMOST WORE THOSE.

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UH YEAH, THEY THEY MATCH MY

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JACKET. THEY'R GREAT FOR YOUR

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AGE. ME IT WOULD LOOK, IT WOULD

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LOOK TERRIBLE. AND THEN I'M GLAD

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YOU'RE HERE YOUR AGE AND YOUR

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WHAT? YOUR JOB BECAUSE I NEED AN

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EXPERT ON SOCIAL MEDIA. THIS IS

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NOT MYREA OF EXPERTISE. SO

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YOU'RE GOING TO ENLIGHTEN ME A

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LOT. BUT EVEN I HAVE NOTICED

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THAT EVERYTHING THAT WAS TIKTOK

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. HMM IT'S LIKE AN INVASIVE

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SPECIES. EVERY MEDIA SITE DOES

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THE SAME KIND OF THE SCROLLING

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OF I INSTAGRAM. I SAW ONE OF THE

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KARDASHIANS WAS LIKE GOOD

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INSTAGRAM. PLEASE GO BACK TO

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BEING INSTAGRAM WHERE WE HAD

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PICTURES AND EVEN WOW. WHEN THE

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KARDASHIANS CAN'T MOVE THE

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NEEDLE, YOU KNOW IT. WHAT CAN I

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SEE TIKTOK BRAIN BECAUSE IT'S

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WILL YOU TELL ME WHAT TIKTOK

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BRAIN IS? PLEASE IT'S SOMETHING

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TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT W

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YOU SEE SOMETHING SCROLLING THIS

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MUCH YOU CAN'T CONCENTRATE. WELL

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TIKTOK IS DIFFERENT THAN SAY,

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LIKE NETFLIX AND THAT LIKE YOU

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CAN'T DUAL SCREEN TIKTOK TIKTOK

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YOU HAVE IF YOU DON'T GET

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ANOTHER VIDEO UNLESS YOU ADVANCE

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THE NEXT VIDEO, AND SO PEOPLE

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LIKE LASERED IN ON ONE

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MINUTE EXPERIENCES, RIGHT? KINDE

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IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW YOUR RULING

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THE SLOT MACHINE EACH TIME WHAT

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ARE YOU GONNA GET? AND IT PULLS

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YOU FORWARD UNTIL YOU'RE UP TILL

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TWO O'CLOCK. AND IT CHANGES YOUR

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BRAIN. I REALLY I MEAN, I'VE

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TO PEOPLE YOUR AGE AND

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LIKE, SO THERE'S JUST A MOVIES.

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WHAT? AND LIKE. I CAN'T WATCH A

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WHOLE MOVIE. I'M LIKE, REALLY.

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WELL, FIRST OF ALL, THE FIRST

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THING THEY SAY, IF YOU MENTIONED

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A MOVIE THAT WAS AROUND BEFORE

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THEY WERE BORN, I WASN'T BORN.

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I'M LIKE YEAH, THAT'S WHY THEY

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PUTM ON CELLULOID. BUT OKAY

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, ASIDE FROM THAT THEY CAN'T

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, IT'S JUST REALLY WHATOU'RE

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AFTER IS STOPPING THIS ROTTING

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OF YOUNG PEOPLE'S BRAINS BECAUSE

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WE DO SEEM TO BE DOING

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EXPERIMENT. ON YOUNG PEOPLE'S

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BRANDS. RIGHT NOW. THERE'S NO

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INCENTIVE FOR TIKTOK TO HELP YOU

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TO KEEP YOU RIGHT. EVERY EVERY

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ADDITIONAL VIDEO YOU WATCH ORADT

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THAT THEY THERE'S THEY HAVEN'T

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THEY MAKE MORE MONEY? THE LONGER

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THAT KEEP YOU ON THERE, WHICH IS

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WHY IN CHINA THERE'S ACTUALLY

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RATE LIMITS ON HOW MUCH LIKE

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CHILDREN CAN USE IT PER DAY.

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LIKE ONLY 40 MINER DAY,

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AND YET IT IS A CHINESE APP.

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CHINESE APP SO THEY GIVE US THE

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ONE THAT RATS ARE CHILDREN'S

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BRANDS, SO THEY THAT RIGHT THEY

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GIVE SO THEY DO NOTHING WHEN THE

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AVERAGE CHILD IN UNITED STATESE0

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TES A DAY. RIGHT EVERY YEAR

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BUYING THE ORDER. 7 TO 10

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MINUTES. AND SO THERE'S THIS

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QUESTION OF WHAT'S GOING ON

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WHERE CHINA SAYS THIS IS TOO

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DANGEROUS FOR OUR OWN CHILDREN

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TO USE, BUT IT'S FINE IF

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AMERICAN CHILDREN SO WHY? BUT

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YOU MOSTLY WORKED READ FACEBOOK

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, RIGHT? I MEAN, YOU'VE WORKED

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AT GOOGLE. YOU WORKED AT HINGE

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INTEREST, RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN ALL

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OVER SILICON VALLEY. BUT

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FACEBOOK IS WHO YOU BLEW THE

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WHISTLER. I FEEL LIKE FACEBOOK

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IS THE LEAST OF THE PROBLEMS IN

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MEAN, IT'SALLY YOU

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SCHOOL YEAR BOE TO LIFE. I

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WA TO BE ON IT OR WHY. WHY IS

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FACE EVIL ON A PAR OF EVIL?

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WITH TIKTOK SAY, IS IT THE

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PRODUCT WE USE IN THE UNITED

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STATES IS THE CLEANEST, SAFEST,

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MOST SANITIZED VERSION OF

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THE UNITED STATES, WHEN IN

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INTO SOME OF THE MOST FRAGILE

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PLACES. AND PIT PAID PEOPLE PAID

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BILLION USERS. THEY LIVE IN

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INTERNET. AND THOSE ARE THE SAME

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SAFETY. A MOST DANGEROUS

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THINGS ABOUT FACEBOOK. THE

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FOR THE MOST EXTREME IDEAS THAT

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PEOPLE IN THE MOST FRAGILE

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PLACES ARE USING.

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SMARTPHONE ALL DAY -- AND I

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FACEBOOK ON YOUR PHONE ALSO.

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I FEEL LIKE THE PHONE IS WHAT

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MAKES PEOPLE ASSHOLES.

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IT DOES.

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EVERYTHING ABOUT IT, TAKE THE

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WORST POSSIBILIN HUMAN

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NATURE AND EXACERBATE THEM.

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IT MAKES PEOPL NEEDY,

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PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE, MEAN, AND

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FAKE.

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WOULD YOU AGREE?

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>> I THINK THERE'S DEFINITELY

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SOMETHING WHERE WE DON'T SEE THE

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FEEDBACK OF OUR ACTIONS, IT

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MOST PLEASANT PLACE IN THE FIRST

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>> Bill: I'VE READ IT'S THE

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INTRODUCTION OF THLIKE BUTTON

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WAS VERY IMPORTANT IN THIS?

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WE DIDN'T HAVE THAT -- WHEN WAS

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THE LIKE BUTTON?

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>> THE LIKE BUTTON IS EARLY,

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I THINK WHAT THE LARGER FUNCTION

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ON FACEBOOK YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN

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SOMEONE DESCRIBING THEIR DAY,

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NOW YOU E HOWGEOUS

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THE HEAD CHEERLEADER IS.

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YOU SEE EXACTLY HOW EXOTIC THEIR

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KIND OF SOCIAL COMPARISON REALLY

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THINGS LIKE EATING DISORDERS AND

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>> Bill: AND ANXIETY.

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I FEEL LIKE ALL I HEAR ABOUT

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WITH KIDS IS ANXIETY, A TIME OF

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LIFE -- MAYBE IT'S THE LAST TIME

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YOU DON'T HAVE ANXIE AND YET

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WHEN I WAS THAT AGE.

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THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S SOME OF

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THESE THINGS YOU'RE TALKING

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BRINGS OUT THE IN KIDS

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WHO ARE BAD ANYWAY.

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THIS IS THE BOOK

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"LORD OF THE FLIES," REMEMBER

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THE FAMOUS BOOK -- BACK WHEN

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THERE WERE BOOKS.

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I KNOW WE'LL NEVER FUCKING READ

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IT, AND THERE'S A MOVIE.

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IT WAS SAYING KIDS ARE FERAL,

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THEY HAVE TO BE TAUGHT TO BE

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GOOD, THEY ARE NOT.

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YOU TAKE THEM AT THAT AGE WHEN

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THEY SUCK AS HUMANS ANYWAY AND

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YOU ENABLE IT -- YOU ALSO WORKED

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INSTAGRAM,HESE APPS HAVE

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E NUMBER ONE RISK FACTOR FOR

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MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS IN KIDS

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AND INCREASING ACCIDENT RATES

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AND INCREASING SUBSTANCE ABUSE

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RATES IS SLEEP DEPRIVATION.

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THE AMERICAN ASSOCIATION OF

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PEDIATRICS IS VERY CLEAR ABOUT

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THIS.

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SOME OF THOSE THINGS THAT ARE

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MAKING DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY

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WORSE IS JUST NOT GETTING.

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>> Bill: THEY SLEEP WITH THE

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PHONE.

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>> THEY TAKE THEM TO BED.

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>> Bill: AND NOT PEOPLE.

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>>> IT'S TRUE.

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>> Bill: THAT'S ANOTHER THING,

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DO YOU THINK DATING APPS HAVE

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RUINED DATING?

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SAME, DIFFERENT DATING APPS HAVE

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DIFFERENT --

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>> Bill: IL A SCREEN.

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YOU'RE NOT MEETING A PERSON.

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>> HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT

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THURSDAY?

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>> I SAW WEDNESDAY.

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[LAUGHTER]

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IS THAT THE SEQUEL?

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>> I WANT TO POSE A QUESTION TO

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YOU IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE WHO TO

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GO ON A DATE WITH WOULD YOU

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RATHER CHOOSE SOMEONE WHO HAS

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SEVEN A WEEK TO SPEND

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SWIPING OR SOMEONE WHO WAS LIKE

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I GOT BETTER THINGS TO

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WANT TO SWIPE O ONE NIGHT A WEEK

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AND THEN I GO OUT ON THURSDAY.

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WHICH PERSON WOULD YOU RATHER

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DATE?

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l: I CAN'T ANSWER THIS

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QUESTION FOR SO MANY REASONS.

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[LAUGHTER]

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>> THE MOST EXCITING DATING APP

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FOR JENS HE IS CALLED THURSDAY,

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THEY DON'T WANT TO SWIPE AT

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THEIR LIKE YOU WITH THIS AND

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OBJECTIFICATION THING --

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>> Bill: NOW THEY ARE LIMITING

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THAT TO ONE DAY A WEEK?

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>> THEY LIVE THEIR LIVES, THEY

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AREN'T LIVING ANXIETY CYCLES

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BEING LIKE WHY DOESN'T ANYONE'S

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WIFE AND BACK?

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>> Bill: YOU ONLY SWIPE ON

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THURSDAY OR YOU ONLY GO OUT --

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WHEN DO YOU FIND THESE DATES?

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>> IT TURNS ON WEDNESDAY AT

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6:00 P.M.

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[LAUGHTER]

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MY POINT IS CAPITALISM IS

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BRINGING US PRODUCTS WHERE THEY

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ARE LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE ONLINE

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DATING IT MAKES YOU MISERABLE,

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DO LESSF IT.

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>> Bill: IT'S STILL FUCKED UP

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AND A STUPID.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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SO WHAT, YOU'VE LIMITED IT TO

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TWO DAYS A WEEK INSTEAD OF SEVEN

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DAYS A WEEK, WHAT A GIANT

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HERE IS THE ESSENCE OF IT, WHEN

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IT'S ON A SCREEN -- I'VE READ

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THAT MOST WOMEN SWIPE LEFT

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IMMEDIATELY IF SOMEONE IS LESS

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THAN 6 FEET TALL, I BROUGHT THIS

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UP TO SOMEBODY ELSE, IT WAS A

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WISE ASS COMMENT -- WHAT I WAS

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SAYING WAS IN THE OLD DAYS WHEN

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YOU WENT INTO A BAR AND YOU MET

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SOMEBODY, YOU HAD A SHOT BECAUSE

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YOU COULD SMELL THEIR FAIR

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PHEROPHEROMONES.

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IT'S FAKE, NOBODY LOOKS LIKE

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WHAT THEIR SCREENSHOT IS.

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>> TOTALLY.

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I TOTALLY AGREE.

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IT'S OTHOSE THINGS WHERE

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THINGS WE ARE BEGINNING TO ADMIT

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HIS PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SAY

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WHAT ARE THE LIMITATIONS OF

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THESE PRODUCTS?

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CAN WE TRY TO STEP AWAY FROM

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THEM?

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I THINK WHEN PEOPLE GET REALLY

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FATALISTIC ABOUT SAYING THERE IS

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NO HOPE FOR X, PEOPLE ARE SAYING

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CAPITALISM IS REMARKABLY GOOD AT

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SAYING PRODUCTS THAT MAKE US

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HAPPY DO BETTER THAN PRODUCTS

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THE US SAD TO.

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>> Bill: THAT'S A GREAT NOTE

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TO END AUDEN.

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KEEP BLOWING THE WHISTLE.

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LET'S MEET OUR PANEL.

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HEY, YOU GUYS.

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HE'S THE FORMER OHIO CONGRESSMAN

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WHO WAS RECENTLY THE DEMOCRATIC

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NOMINEE IN OHIO'S 2022 SENATE

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RACE AGAINST REPUBLICAN JD

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VANCE: TIM RYAN.

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GIVE UP THE GOOD FIGHT.

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SHE'S THE FOUNDER AND EDITOR OF

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THE FREE PRESS AND HOST OF THE

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PODCAST "HONESTLY": BASS.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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IT WAS A REALLY ROUGH WEEK FOR

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WATCHING VIOLENT VIDEOS.

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I GOT UP TODAY IN THE FIRST

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THING I SAW WAS THE PAUL PELOSI

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VIDEO, THERE'S SO MUCH RAGE IN

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THIS COUNTRY.

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THERE HAVE BEEN 39

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MASS SHO ALREADY, WE

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AREN'T OUT OF JANUARY.

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THIS WEEK, PEOPLE LEARNED THE

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S OF A COUPLE CITIES HERE IN

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CALIFORNIA, HALF MOON BAY AND

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MONTEREY PARK WAS THE OTHER ONE.

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THESE SHOOTINGS HAPPEN WE GO

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THROUGH THE RITUAL LIKE WE ARE

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WAITING FOR THEM TO ANNOUNCE THE

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RACE OF THE SHOOTER LIKE WE ARE

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WAITING THE OSCAR NOMINATIONS

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THAT'S SOMEHOW TO A LOT OF

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PEOPLE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

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AND THIS WEEK ASIANS WERE

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KILLED, BY A-- TWO ASIAN

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MEN WHO WERE 66 AND A 72.

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THIS WEEK WE GOT VIDEO OF THE

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MEMPHIS 5, A BLACK MAN BRUTALLY

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BEATEN IN MEMPHIS BY FIVE COPS,

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ALL BLACK.

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I GUESS I'M ASKING, AMERICA'S

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CULTURE OF VIOLENCE IT GOES

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DEEPER THAN RACE AND I THINK

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THIS MONO FOCUS WE HAVE ON RACE

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IS SHORT-CIRCUITING US TRYING TO

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FIX SOME OF THE REAL PROBLEMS,

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WOD YOU AGREE?

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>> DEFINITELY DEEPER CONCERNS

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HERE AND THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY

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FOR US TO HAVE THAT

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CONVERSATION.

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THE CONVERSATION ABOUT MENTAL

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HEALTH, THE CONVERSATION ABOUT

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GUNS, THE CONVERSATION ABOUT THE

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COPS -- OF COURSE THIS IS A

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TRAGEDY AND THE WHOLE NINE YARD

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NINE YARDS.

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IF WE DON'T AT SOME LEVEL

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REALIZE IT'S A WHITE COP OR A

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BLACK COP, IT'S THE COP WHO IS

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UNDER STRESSED OR UNDERPAID,

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TH ARE GETTING PAID $14 AN

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HOUR.

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YOU GO OUT EVERY DAY RISK YOUR

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LIFE AND UNSAFE COMMUNITIES AND

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YOU MAKE VERY LITTLE MONEY,

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EVERYONE IS ON THIS NOW.

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EVERYONE DOESN'T HAVE THE

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ATTENTION SPAN, EVERYONE IS MORE

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IMPULSIVE THAN THEY WERE 40 OR

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50 YEARS AGO THIS MAY BE AN

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OPPORTUNITY FOR ROADER

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CONVERSATION.

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>> I THINK WE SHOULD CLASSIFY

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EVERY WEEKEND IN CHICAGO AS A

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HATE CRIME IF THAT'S WHAT'S

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TO TAKE TO GET PEOPLE TO

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PAY ATTENTION TO THE VIOLENCE IN

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THIS COUNTRY.

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I FEEL THE SAME WAY.

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WE HEAR ABOUT A HORRIBLE

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INCIDENT AND WE WAIT TO SEE THE

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RACE OR IDENTITY OF THE

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PERPETRATOR AND THE RACE AND

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IDENTITY OF THE VICTIM AND WE

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KNOW EXACTLY HOW IT WILL PLAY

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BASED ON THAT.

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TO THE FAMILY OF THE PERSON THAT

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IS MURDERED, DOESN'T MATTER?

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I DON'T THINK IT DOES.

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[APPLAUSE]

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>> Bill: IT'S MISLEADING AND

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THAT IS ALWAYS RACIAL.

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THIS IS ONE OF THE BIG FLAWS OF

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THE LEFT, THEY HAVE THIS MONO

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FOCUS.

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ON THE EDUCATION SYSTEM BREAKS

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DOWN, PEOPLE DON'T KNOW A LOT OF

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SO THEY FOCUS ON SOMETHING THAT

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IS VERY OBVIOUS.

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BLACK-AND-WHITE, EVE CAN

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UNDERSTAND RACISM AND IT IS

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STILL REAL THING IN THIS

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COUNTRY, IT'S JUST NOT THE

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THING.

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>> A BLACK LIFE SHOULD MATTER IF

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THE PERPETRATOR OF THE CRIME IS

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WHITE AND A BLACK LIGHT SHOULD

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MATTER IF THE PERPETRATOR OF A

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CRIME AS IT OFTEN IS IN THE CITY

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OF CHICAGO IS BLACK.

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WE HAVEN'T SEEN THE VIDEO OUT OF

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MEMPHIS BUT I'M SURE IT'S GOING

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TO BE HORRIBLE AS THE POLICE

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CHIEF THERE IT IS.

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I HOPE THE TAKE AWAY FROM IT IS

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T THE TAKE AWA THE SUMMER

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OF 2020 WHICH WE NEED TO DEFUND

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THE POLICE SO WORSE PEOPLE

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DECIDE TO GO AND BECOME POLICE

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OFFICERS.

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THAT IS WE ARE LIVING

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THROUGH.

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HIM >> Bill: THERE IS A BIG

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EXODUS FROM POLICE SQUADS.

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>> THE L.A.P.D. IS LOSING 50

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POLICE OFFICERS A WEEK, YOU CALL

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THE L.A.P.D. THEY WON'T SHOW UP

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FOR 30 MINUTES.

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>> Bill: WHO PAYS -- WITH THE

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WOKE, WHO PAYS FOR THAT WHEN

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THERE'S LESS POLICE AND LESS

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COMPETENT POLICE?

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A LOT OF PEOPLE OF COLOR IN

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COMMUNITIES WHERE THEY WANT MORE

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POLICING.

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>> IF YOU ARE IN A COMMUNITY

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LIKE MINE YOU CAN GO AND PAY FOR

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ESSENTIALLY PRIVATE SECURITY,

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RETIRED POLICE OFFICERS.

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>> Bill: WHERE ARE YOU LIVING

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NOW?

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IVA TALK TO YOU IN A WHILE.

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>> IT'S NO BUILD MART SPREAD,

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IT'S NOT BEVERLY HILLS BUT I'M

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DOING MY BEST.

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>> Bill: DON'T SAY WHERE I

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LIVE, I COULD LIVE ANYWHERE

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OKAY.

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>> HANCOCK PARK, BEL AIR.

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>> Bill: DON'T TELL PEOPLE

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WHERE WE LIVE, WE ARE TALKING

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ABOUT CRIME!

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[APPLAUSE]

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[LAUGHTER]

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IVA POLITICAL QUESTION FOR YOU

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YOU HAD A VERY TOUGH RACE THERE.

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OHIO WAS KIND OF A RED STATE, IT

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USED TO MEET THE ULTIMATE

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BELLWETHER STATES BUT THEY DON'T

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THINK IT'S THAT ANYMORE, YOU PUT

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UP AD FIGHT BUT J.D. VANCE

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WHO IS LIKE GEORGE SANTOS

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WITHOUT THE BO THIS GUY

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LIES LIKE IT'S FASHION.

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I READ ALL THE TIME, EVERYBODY

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HATES CONGRESS, EVERYBODY HATES

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THE GOVERNMENT, BIDEN'S APPROVAL

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RATING IS BASICA WHAT TRUMPS

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IT WAS, ALWAYS IN TOILET,

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NOBODY LIKES ANYBODY.

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YOU KNOW WHO WAS POPULAR?

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REPUBLICAN GOVERNORS IN

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STATES.

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PHIL SCOTT -- NEVER HEARD OF

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HIM, PROBABLY THE WAY HE LIKES

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IT.

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VERMONT, HE DOESN'T SAY STUPID

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THINGS.

517
00:23:02,447 --> 00:23:05,417
81% APPROVAL RATING, 81%

518
00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:06,551
INCLUDING MOST DEMOCRATS.

519
00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:08,787
CHARLIE BAKER, NEVER HEARD OF

520
00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:11,156
HIM.

521
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:11,923
MASSACHUSETTS, 68% APPROVAL

522
00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:13,091
RATING, LARRY HOGAN IS THE

523
00:23:13,158 --> 00:23:15,360
REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR OF MARYLAND,

524
00:23:15,427 --> 00:23:16,828
81% APPROVAL RATING.

525
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:17,963
WHAT IS GOING ON THERE?

526
00:23:18,029 --> 00:23:19,931
WHY IS THAT THE KEY?

527
00:23:19,998 --> 00:23:23,902
IF WE CAN SOLVE THIS, WHAT IS

528
00:23:23,969 --> 00:23:25,203
THEIR POLICY, WHAT ARE THEY

529
00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:25,737
DOING?

530
00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:27,472
IS IT SOMETHING WHERE YOU CAN

531
00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:29,207
ONLY GET AWAY WITH IT IF YOU'RE

532
00:23:29,274 --> 00:23:29,474
REPUBLICAN.

533
00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:31,009
IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE THEY ARE

534
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,812
ENLIGHTENED BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT

535
00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:36,047
TRUMP REPUBLICANS BUT NOT WOKE

536
00:23:36,114 --> 00:23:36,581
AND THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE

537
00:23:36,648 --> 00:23:43,155
APPARENTLY FUCKING LOVE.

538
00:23:43,221 --> 00:23:43,421
[LAUGHTER]

539
00:23:43,488 --> 00:23:43,688
[APPLAUSE]

540
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:46,324
>> TLE IDEA IS YOU ELECT

541
00:23:46,391 --> 00:23:48,894
PEOPLE TO SOLVE PROBLEMS, YOUR

542
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:49,427
PROBLEMS IN YOUR COMMUNITY

543
00:23:49,494 --> 00:23:52,531
WHATEVER THEY MAY BE AND MOST

544
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:56,001
PEOPLE REALLY DON'T CAREHAT

545
00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:56,902
POLITICAL PARTY YOU ARE FROM.

546
00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:59,070
IF YOU HAVE A CENTRIST

547
00:23:59,137 --> 00:24:03,575
REPUBLICAN WHO ISRO-CHOICE AND

548
00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:05,944
MODERATE, TOLERANT, RESPECTFUL,

549
00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:06,511
CIVIL, DOESN'T THROW FUCKING

550
00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:11,650
BOMBS ALL THE TIME.

551
00:24:11,716 --> 00:24:16,788
YOU ARE PALATABLE TO A GOODSWATM

552
00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:19,191
SURE THOSE PEOPLE ARE RUNNING

553
00:24:19,257 --> 00:24:21,193
AGAINST SUPER PROGRESSIVES ON

554
00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:23,361
THE OTHER SIDE AND THEIR

555
00:24:23,428 --> 00:24:23,929
LEGISLATURES ARE PROBABLY

556
00:24:23,995 --> 00:24:24,229
DEMOCRATIC.

557
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:25,664
>> Bill: ISN'T THAT HOW YOU

558
00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:25,897
RAMMED?

559
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:28,967
WHY DID YOU LOSE?

560
00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:31,970
>> I COULD BEAT GEORGE SANTOS I

561
00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:33,138
GUESS.

562
00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:34,673
>> Bill: DON'T PUT IT THAT

563
00:24:34,739 --> 00:24:37,342
>> HERE'S THE PROBLEM IN OHIO.

564
00:24:37,409 --> 00:24:39,811
E DEMOCRATIC BRAND IN SO MANY

565
00:24:39,878 --> 00:24:44,182
AREAS OF THE COUNTRY IS TOXIC.

566
00:24:44,249 --> 00:24:45,584
>> Bill: TOXIC.

567
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:48,653
>> THERE WAS A WOMAN WHO RAN FOR

568
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:49,821
SUPREME COURT IN OHIO, SITTING

569
00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:51,022
SUPREME COURT JUSTICE TWO YEARS

570
00:24:51,089 --> 00:24:52,524
AGO SHE RAN AND WON AND GOT ON

571
00:24:52,591 --> 00:24:53,959
THE COURT TO.

572
00:24:54,025 --> 00:24:56,461
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO PUT D OR R BY

573
00:24:56,528 --> 00:24:56,761
YOUR NAME.

574
00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:58,230
THERE'S A COUNTY IN SOUTHERN

575
00:24:58,296 --> 00:25:01,032
OHIO SHE GOT 51%.

576
00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:02,367
GREAT CANDIDATE.

577
00:25:02,434 --> 00:25:03,635
TWO YEARS LATER THE REPUBLICANS

578
00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:05,804
CHANGE THE LAW YOU HAD TO PUT A

579
00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:09,875
D OR A R BY YOURE.ME WOMAN, SAME

580
00:25:09,941 --> 00:25:13,879
MESSAGE, SAME CANDIDATE LOST AND

581
00:25:13,945 --> 00:25:16,314
IN THAT COUNTY, GOT 31% INSTEAD

582
00:25:16,381 --> 00:25:19,784
OF THE 51% SHE GOT WHEN IT WAS

583
00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:21,219
JUST -- DO I LIKE THAT

584
00:25:21,286 --> 00:25:21,486
CANDIDATE.

585
00:25:21,553 --> 00:25:22,120
>> Bill: IS A LOT OF DEMOCRATS

586
00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:23,188
WATCHING THE SHOW TONIGHT, TELL

587
00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:26,958
ME WHY THAT IS, WHY IS THE D

588
00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:29,094
TOXIC?

589
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,463
>> DEMOCRA NOT ALL

590
00:25:31,529 --> 00:25:31,863
DEMOCRATS.

591
00:25:31,930 --> 00:25:33,431
SOME DEMOCRATS WILL TAKE THE

592
00:25:33,498 --> 00:25:34,866
BAIT ON ALL OF THE BULLSHIT THAT

593
00:25:34,933 --> 00:25:37,769
REPUBLICANS THROW.

594
00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:40,405
>> Bill: OR CREATES THE BAIT.

595
00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:42,374
>> CRITICAL RACE THEORY, INSTEAD

596
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:43,742
OF SAYING I DON'T WANT THAT

597
00:25:43,808 --> 00:25:46,177
STUFF TALK TO MY KID, WE WANT

598
00:25:46,244 --> 00:25:47,012
THE FULL HISTORY, WE WANT THE

599
00:25:47,078 --> 00:25:49,781
GOOD COME OF BAD, THE UGLY, SOME

600
00:25:49,848 --> 00:25:51,416
WILL GET IN A FIGHT ABOUT

601
00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:57,322
CRITICAL RACE THEORY AND THEYLLA

602
00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:57,889
COLLEGE-LEVEL CLASS THAT IS

603
00:25:57,956 --> 00:25:59,357
TAUGHT BECAUSE AND THEY GO DOWN

604
00:25:59,424 --> 00:26:00,425
THE ROAD AND THE AVERAGE PERSON

605
00:26:00,492 --> 00:26:03,061
IS GOINGHAT ARE YOU TALKING

606
00:26:03,128 --> 00:26:03,261
ABOUT?

607
00:26:03,328 --> 00:26:05,797
I WANT YOU TO EDUCATE MY KID,

608
00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:06,598
READING, WRITING, ARITHMETIC,

609
00:26:06,665 --> 00:26:09,000
THAT KIND OF THING.

610
00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:10,235
A LOTF DEMOCRATS WILL GO DOWN

611
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:11,636
THAT RABBIT HOLE AND THE PROBLEM

612
00:26:11,703 --> 00:26:12,871
IS WHEN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

613
00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:14,806
THAT, YOU'RE NKING ABOUT

614
00:26:14,873 --> 00:26:16,975
JOBS, YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT

615
00:26:17,042 --> 00:26:18,643
WAGES, OR PENSIONS, YOU'RE NOT

616
00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:20,578
TAING ABOUT SAFETY, YOU'RE NOT

617
00:26:20,645 --> 00:26:21,079
TALKINSECURITY.

618
00:26:21,146 --> 00:26:23,448
>> Bill: HERE IS WHAT THE

619
00:26:23,515 --> 00:26:26,151
OPPONENT SAID -- J.D. VANCE, HE

620
00:26:26,217 --> 00:26:28,787
SAID HE CLAIMS HUNDREDS OF

621
00:26:28,853 --> 00:26:30,555
BILLIONS OF AMERICAN TAX DOLLARS

622
00:26:30,622 --> 00:26:32,057
ARE SENT TO UNIVERSITIES THAT

623
00:26:32,123 --> 00:26:34,159
TEACH THAT AMERICA IS AN EVIL,

624
00:26:34,225 --> 00:26:35,961
RACIST NATION.

625
00:26:36,027 --> 00:26:37,762
THAT STUFF PLAYS IN OHIO AND

626
00:26:37,829 --> 00:26:38,997
IT'S ALSO PARTLY TRUE.

627
00:26:39,064 --> 00:26:40,332
WE DO TEACH THAT A LITTLE TOO

628
00:26:40,398 --> 00:26:42,567
HARD TO.

629
00:26:42,634 --> 00:26:44,602
IT'S ONE THING TO TEACH LIKE YOU

630
00:26:44,669 --> 00:26:46,137
SAY THE REAL HISTORY AND WE

631
00:26:46,204 --> 00:26:47,439
SHOULD BUT EVEN WHEN I WENT TO

632
00:26:47,505 --> 00:26:49,107
SCHOOL, WE DID TEACH THAT THERE

633
00:26:49,174 --> 00:26:52,344
WAS SLAVERY AND IT WAS WRONG.

634
00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:54,112
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN

635
00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:55,146
TEXAS, THEY CAN BE PRETTY CRAZY

636
00:26:55,213 --> 00:26:58,850
DOWNRE.

637
00:26:58,917 --> 00:26:59,117
[LAUGHTER]

638
00:26:59,184 --> 00:27:00,151
GENERALLY TEACHERS ARE GOING TO

639
00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:03,254
TEACH THAT WHAT WE HAVE GONE TOO

640
00:27:03,321 --> 00:27:05,323
THE OTHER DIRECTION.

641
00:27:05,390 --> 00:27:06,958
YORE STARTING A UITY,

642
00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:07,158
RIGHT?

643
00:27:07,225 --> 00:27:09,194
>> I'M ON THE BOARD OF ONE

644
00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:10,362
BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING LIKE

645
00:27:10,428 --> 00:27:11,997
4,000 UNIVERSITIES IN THE

646
00:27:12,063 --> 00:27:12,630
COUNTRY, YOU WOULDN'T THINK WE

647
00:27:12,697 --> 00:27:15,266
WOULD NEED ANOTHER ONE AND YET

648
00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:18,403
SOMEHOW ALL OF THESE SCHOOLS,

649
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:19,838
ALL OF THESE UNBELIEVABLE

650
00:27:19,904 --> 00:27:22,040
ENDOWMENTS THAT HAVE FANCY

651
00:27:22,107 --> 00:27:23,608
SLOGANS LIKE VERITAS AND CLAIMS

652
00:27:23,675 --> 00:27:25,977
TO TRUTH IN THEIR MOTTO AND

653
00:27:26,044 --> 00:27:27,078
THEIR MISSION STATEMENT AND

654
00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:29,247
ABOVE THE DOOR POSTS OF THE

655
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,415
SCHOOLS, THEY DON'T ACTUALLY

656
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,951
BELIEVE IN THOSE MISSIONS

657
00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:33,952
ANYMORE.

658
00:27:34,019 --> 00:27:35,453
I THINK THESE DAYS COLLEGE

659
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:36,721
DEGREES AREN'T WORTH THE PAPER

660
00:27:36,788 --> 00:27:38,423
THEY ARE PRINTED ON.

661
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:39,524
>> Bill: THEY ARE BULLSHITS.

662
00:27:39,591 --> 00:27:42,327
[APPLAUSE]

663
00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:44,295
>> WHEN SOMEONE APPLIES FOR A

664
00:27:44,362 --> 00:27:45,730
JOB WITH ME AND THEY HAVEN'T

665
00:27:45,797 --> 00:27:46,731
GRADUATED COLLEGE OR GONE TO

666
00:27:46,798 --> 00:27:48,333
COLLEGE I AM MORE INTERESTED IN

667
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,534
THAT PERSON.

668
00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:50,402
>> Bill: THIS IS WHY THIS

669
00:27:50,468 --> 00:27:51,603
ELITIST ARGUMENT WORKS SO WELL

670
00:27:51,669 --> 00:27:53,471
IN PLACES LIKE OHIO.

671
00:27:53,538 --> 00:27:54,706
THERE'S NOTHING MORE ELITIST

672
00:27:54,773 --> 00:27:57,008
THAN COLLEGE AND PEOPLE KNOW

673
00:27:57,075 --> 00:27:57,375
THAT.

674
00:27:57,442 --> 00:27:59,010
IT HAS BEEN THE POSITION OF THIS

675
00:27:59,077 --> 00:28:00,445
SHOW FOR A VERY LONG TIME THAT

676
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:01,846
THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS KIND OF

677
00:28:01,913 --> 00:28:04,816
ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THIS ISSUE

678
00:28:04,883 --> 00:28:05,450
BECAUSE THEIR OPINION IS ALWAYS

679
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,885
COME OF THEIR PROGRAM IS ALWAYS

680
00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:09,187
GET EVERYBODY INTO COLLEGE,

681
00:28:09,254 --> 00:28:10,355
EVERYBODY SHOULD GO TO COLLEGE.

682
00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:12,090
THE MORE PEOPLE SITTING IN

683
00:28:12,157 --> 00:28:13,024
CLASSROOMS LOOKI AT

684
00:28:13,091 --> 00:28:14,793
BLACKBOARDS THE BETTER OFF WE

685
00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:15,827
WILL BE.

686
00:28:15,894 --> 00:28:18,396
I HAVYS SAID NO COLLEGES

687
00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:21,833
BULLSHIT AND B, WE SHOULD MAKE

688
00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:22,767
COLLEGE LESS NECESSARY.

689
00:28:22,834 --> 00:28:24,669
DON'T GET EVERYBODY IN COLLEGE,

690
00:28:24,736 --> 00:28:26,304
FINALLY SOMEONE IS LISTENING TO

691
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:27,939
ME.

692
00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:30,141
JOSH SHAPIRO, THE GOVERNOR OF

693
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:31,242
PENNSYLVANIA, THE DEMC

694
00:28:31,309 --> 00:28:32,610
GOVERNOR THIS WEEK SIGNED HIS

695
00:28:32,677 --> 00:28:35,246
FIRST EXECUTIVE ORDER, 92% OF

696
00:28:35,313 --> 00:28:36,848
STATES GOVERNMENT JOBS WON'T

697
00:28:36,915 --> 00:28:38,583
REQUIRE A FOUR YOUR COLLEGE

698
00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:40,552
DEGREE OPENING UP A 65,000 JOBS

699
00:28:40,618 --> 00:28:42,587
BECAUSE YOU DON'T NEED A COLLEGE

700
00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:44,489
DEGREE FOR ALMOST ALL THE JOBS

701
00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,825
THEY CLAIM YOU DO ANYWAY.

702
00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:51,596
ITCAM, IT'S A RACKET.

703
00:28:51,663 --> 00:28:52,564
EDUCATION IS A RACKET.

704
00:28:52,630 --> 00:28:56,167
>> IT'S ALSO GREAT POLITICS.

705
00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:57,735
WHAT JOSH SHAPIRO JUST DID IS

706
00:28:57,802 --> 00:28:59,404
FABULOUS, GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY

707
00:28:59,471 --> 00:29:00,472
AND GOOD FOR PENNSYLVANIANS, MY

708
00:29:00,538 --> 00:29:02,440
HOME STATE AS WEE TALKING

709
00:29:02,507 --> 00:29:03,808
ABOUT BEFORE AND IT'S A THUMB IN

710
00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:05,743
THE EYE OF THE HIGHER ED CARTEL

711
00:29:05,810 --> 00:29:08,646
OF THIS COUNTRY WHICH IS

712
00:29:08,713 --> 00:29:10,849
FABULOUS FOR A PARTY WHICH IS

713
00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:12,183
NOW TOTALLCIATED WITH THE

714
00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:12,917
URBAN ELITE.

715
00:29:12,984 --> 00:29:13,852
IT'S GREAT ALL AROUND AND WE

716
00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:16,788
SHOULDN'T STOP WITH JUST STATE

717
00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:17,455
JOBS.

718
00:29:17,522 --> 00:29:19,157
I THINK ABOUT JOURNALISM, USED

719
00:29:19,224 --> 00:29:20,525
TO BE A BLUE-COLLAR PROFESSION.

720
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,026
THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO REASON YOU

721
00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:23,795
NEED TO GO TO GAIL AND GET A

722
00:29:23,862 --> 00:29:24,729
GENDER STUDIES DEGREE TO GO OUT

723
00:29:24,796 --> 00:29:26,131
IN THE STREET AND ASK PEOPLE

724
00:29:26,197 --> 00:29:28,600
QUESTIONS.

725
00:29:28,666 --> 00:29:33,071
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

726
00:29:33,138 --> 00:29:35,507
>> CAMPAIGN FOR 18 MONTHS IN

727
00:29:35,573 --> 00:29:36,007
OHIO, ONE OF THE BIGGEST

728
00:29:36,074 --> 00:29:39,377
APPLAUSE LINES I WOULD GET, OR

729
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:40,778
NOT DEPENDING ON THE AUDIENCE IS

730
00:29:40,845 --> 00:29:41,846
WHEN I SAID WE NEED TO BRING

731
00:29:41,913 --> 00:29:45,984
BACK A SHOP CLASS.

732
00:29:46,050 --> 00:29:48,987
[APPLAUSE]

733
00:29:49,053 --> 00:29:52,857
THERE'S NO REASON WE CAN'T HAVE

734
00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:53,491
A K-12 EDUCATION SYSTEM YOU'RE

735
00:29:53,558 --> 00:29:55,760
NOT A JOB READYING OUT OF IT

736
00:29:55,827 --> 00:29:56,461
WE SHOULD BE ABLE T REDESIGN

737
00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:58,963
THAT SYSTEM IN 2023 AND WHEN I

738
00:29:59,030 --> 00:30:00,532
SAID THAT, IT RESONATED.

739
00:30:00,598 --> 00:30:02,033
COULD UP IN RURAL AREAS, URBAN

740
00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:05,203
AREAS, DIDN'T MATTER.

741
00:30:05,270 --> 00:30:06,538
PEOPLE RECOGNIZE THE SYSTEM IS

742
00:30:06,604 --> 00:30:08,306
BROKEN AND TO GO ALL IN ON WE

743
00:30:08,373 --> 00:30:10,108
ARE GOING TO FORGIVE ALL

744
00:30:10,175 --> 00:30:11,209
STUDENT LOAN DEBT TOOER

745
00:30:11,276 --> 00:30:13,211
GOING TO TAKE THAT MONEY FROM A

746
00:30:13,278 --> 00:30:16,581
UNION WORKER WHOSE DRIVING TWO

747
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,483
HOURS AND WORKING THEIR REAR END

748
00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:20,084
MAKE ENDS MEET, YOU'RE

749
00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:20,718
GOING TO TAKE TAX DOLLARS AND

750
00:30:20,785 --> 00:30:21,252
YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE IT TO

751
00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:24,956
SOMEBODY WHO IS A GENDER STUDIES

752
00:30:25,023 --> 00:30:26,357
DEGREE FROM WHEREVER, THAT

753
00:30:26,424 --> 00:30:27,292
PISSES PEOPLE OFF AND THAT'S

754
00:30:27,358 --> 00:30:29,327
PART OF THE CHASM WE HAVE IN THE

755
00:30:29,394 --> 00:30:29,961
TRY RIGHT NOW.

756
00:30:30,028 --> 00:30:35,166
>> Bill: LISTEN TO THIS.

757
00:30:35,233 --> 00:30:36,935
44% OF ALL JOB SEEKERS WITH

758
00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:39,771
COLLEGE DEGREES REGRET THEIR

759
00:30:39,837 --> 00:30:40,672
FIELD.

760
00:30:40,738 --> 00:30:43,308
THE TOP OF REGRETTED FIELDS -- I

761
00:30:43,374 --> 00:30:44,309
LOVE THIS.

762
00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:46,211
JOURNALISM, OGY, LIBERAL

763
00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:48,980
ARTS, GENERAL STUDIES -- ONE OF

764
00:30:49,047 --> 00:30:53,318
YOU SAY PARTYING?

765
00:30:53,384 --> 00:30:55,320
GENERAL STUDY IS.

766
00:30:55,386 --> 00:30:56,721
COMMUNICATIONS, EDUCATION.

767
00:30:56,788 --> 00:30:57,155
ALL THE BULLSHITS.

768
00:30:57,222 --> 00:30:58,957
YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO FIX

769
00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:00,124
THIS?

770
00:31:00,191 --> 00:31:00,291
AI.

771
00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:02,927
HAVE YOU BEEN ON CHAT GPT?

772
00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:04,829
IT CAN DO EVERYTHING ALL THESE

773
00:31:04,896 --> 00:31:07,599
BULLSHIT MAJORS CAN DO.

774
00:31:07,665 --> 00:31:10,034
FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE AMAZON

775
00:31:10,101 --> 00:31:11,202
USE WHO HAD THEIR JOB

776
00:31:11,269 --> 00:31:12,203
REPLACED BY A ROBOT ON THE

777
00:31:12,270 --> 00:31:13,371
FLOOR, THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE

778
00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:18,376
THE LAST LAUGH BECAUSE NOW AI IS

779
00:31:18,443 --> 00:31:19,877
COMING FOR WHITE COLLAR JOBS.

780
00:31:19,944 --> 00:31:24,549
ALL THIS BULLSHITS.

781
00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:28,152
>> I PUT IN A BILL MAHER

782
00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:31,222
MONOLOGUE IN AI, IT SPIT OUT IN

783
00:31:31,289 --> 00:31:33,091
TEN SECONDS FIVE PARAGRAPHS THAT

784
00:31:33,157 --> 00:31:34,592
SOUNDED QUITE LIK YOU.

785
00:31:34,659 --> 00:31:37,595
>> Bill: QUITE LIKE ME IS NOT

786
00:31:37,662 --> 00:31:38,596
ME!

787
00:31:38,663 --> 00:31:40,965
LET'S NOT GET TOO AHEAD!

788
00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:43,635
>> I'M NOT SAYING YOU --

789
00:31:43,701 --> 00:31:46,337
>> Bill: I KNOW, IT'S AT THE

790
00:31:46,404 --> 00:31:46,904
DOOR.

791
00:31:46,971 --> 00:31:50,208
TWO AI PROGRAMS HAVE PASSED THE

792
00:31:50,275 --> 00:31:51,242
U.S. MEDICAL LICENSING

793
00:31:51,309 --> 00:31:52,644
EXAMINATION AND THERE'S A ROBOT

794
00:31:52,710 --> 00:31:54,846
LAWYER THAT'S GOING INTO COURT

795
00:31:54,912 --> 00:31:58,249
NEXT WEEK.

796
00:31:58,316 --> 00:31:59,917
>> THEY TOLD US CRYPTO AND

797
00:31:59,984 --> 00:32:01,819
BITCOIN WAS GOING TO BE THE

798
00:32:01,886 --> 00:32:03,621
THING -- NO, THIS IS THE THING.

799
00:32:03,688 --> 00:32:05,256
>> Bill: THIS IS THE T

800
00:32:05,323 --> 00:32:07,425
>> THIS IS GOING TO INSINUATE

801
00:32:07,492 --> 00:32:09,560
ITSELF INTO EVERYTHING ABOUT OUR

802
00:32:09,627 --> 00:32:11,062
LIVES.

803
00:32:11,129 --> 00:32:14,165
THIS IS THE NEXT HUGE --

804
00:32:14,232 --> 00:32:15,667
>> AND PUT EVERYBODY OUT OF

805
00:32:15,733 --> 00:32:18,770
WORK, THAT'S WHANT TO

806
00:32:18,836 --> 00:32:19,771
KNOW.

807
00:32:19,837 --> 00:32:20,571
OF COURSE IT'S THE HUMAN

808
00:32:20,638 --> 00:32:22,507
INSTINCT TO ALWAYS BE FAT AND

809
00:32:22,573 --> 00:32:24,375
LAZY AND SIT AROUND THE CAVE,

810
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:26,277
THAT'S WHY WE INVENTED FARMING,

811
00:32:26,344 --> 00:32:30,148
BEFOREARMING WE HAD TO GO OUTANE

812
00:32:30,214 --> 00:32:33,384
CAN -- IT JUST GROWS I CONSIDER

813
00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:38,356
BOUND

814
00:32:38,423 --> 00:32:39,023
CAN SIT

815
00:32:39,090 --> 00:32:40,558
AROUND.

816
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:41,292
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN EVERYONE'S JOB

817
00:32:41,359 --> 00:32:42,927
IS REPLACED BY THIS, HOW DO

818
00:32:42,994 --> 00:32:45,096
PEOPLE LIVE AND FEEL VALUABLE?

819
00:32:45,163 --> 00:32:47,432
TIM RYAN?

820
00:32:47,498 --> 00:32:50,001
[LAUGHTER]

821
00:32:50,068 --> 00:32:51,302
IT'S SOMETHING WE ARE GOING TO

822
00:32:51,369 --> 00:32:52,270
HAVE TO THINK ABOUT.

823
00:32:52,337 --> 00:32:54,539
>> THEY SAID THAT ABOUT THE

824
00:32:54,605 --> 00:32:55,573
INTERNET.

825
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,941
PEOP ADAPT TO DO NECK

826
00:32:57,008 --> 00:32:57,842
TECHNOLOGIES.

827
00:32:57,909 --> 00:32:58,976
>> THE INTERNET DIDN'T DO OUR

828
00:32:59,043 --> 00:33:00,878
JOB FOR US IT HELPED US DO OUR

829
00:33:00,945 --> 00:33:04,349
JOB BUT IT DIDN'T DO IT FOR.

830
00:33:04,415 --> 00:33:06,150
THE CARS ARE GOING TO REPLACE

831
00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:08,152
THE HORSES WHICH IS TRUE, IN

832
00:33:08,219 --> 00:33:13,424
THIS CASE, WE ARE THE HORSES.

833
00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:14,625
[LAUGHTER]

834
00:33:14,692 --> 00:33:16,127
>> THERE ARE SHORTAGES IN THE

835
00:33:16,194 --> 00:33:17,328
BUILDING AND CONSTRUCTION TRADES

836
00:33:17,395 --> 00:33:19,664
IN THE YEARS TOE, SHORTAGES

837
00:33:19,731 --> 00:33:24,802
IN NURSING, COPS.

838
00:33:24,869 --> 00:33:27,205
WE'LL BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT AND

839
00:33:27,271 --> 00:33:28,306
MAKE IT MORE EFFICIENT.

840
00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:30,341
I THINK IT COULD BE PART OF A

841
00:33:30,408 --> 00:33:32,243
HEALING PROCESS IN THE COUNTRY

842
00:33:32,310 --> 00:33:32,944
FOTHOSE WHITE-COLLAR WORKERS

843
00:33:33,010 --> 00:33:34,379
TO UNDD WITH A BLUE-COLLAR

844
00:33:34,445 --> 00:33:35,913
WORKER HAS BEEN GOING THROUGH

845
00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:38,015
FOR AT LEAST 40 YEARS IN THIS

846
00:33:38,082 --> 00:33:38,249
COUNTRY.

847
00:33:38,316 --> 00:33:40,485
>> Bill: I READ ABOUT A NEW

848
00:33:40,551 --> 00:33:44,088
STAR THIS WEEK, HAVE YOU SEEN

849
00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:46,290
TOLD ZILLAH?

850
00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:48,292
WE LIKE TO KEEP THE AUDIENCE

851
00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:49,060
INFORMED ABOUT ALL THE STORIES

852
00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:52,397
THAT ARE IMPORTANT, 6 POUNDS

853
00:33:52,463 --> 00:33:54,165
THIS THING, THEY FOUND IT IN A

854
00:33:54,232 --> 00:33:55,933
RAIN FOREST IN AUSTRALDN'T

855
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,737
KNOW AUSTRALIA HAD RAIN FORESTS.

856
00:33:59,804 --> 00:34:01,272
AMERICA IMMEDIATELY FELL IN LOVE

857
00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:04,108
WITH IT AND THEN OF COURSE WHAT

858
00:34:04,175 --> 00:34:05,576
HAPPENS ALWAYS HAPPENS, SOMEBODY

859
00:34:05,643 --> 00:34:09,147
WENT THROUGH HIS OLD TWEETS.

860
00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:11,416
[LAUGHTER]

861
00:34:11,482 --> 00:34:12,683
THEY CAN'T EVER LET ANYBODY HAVE

862
00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:14,051
A DAY IN A SUNSHINE, I DON'T

863
00:34:14,118 --> 00:34:14,986
THINK THERE WERE SO BAD BUT

864
00:34:15,052 --> 00:34:19,357
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE THE JUDGE?

865
00:34:19,424 --> 00:34:20,925
LET'S REVIEW SOME OF TOADZILLA'S

866
00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:23,428
TWEETS I GUESS SOME OF THE MORE

867
00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:23,828
PROBLEMA

868
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:24,128
I LIKE KERMIT.

869
00:34:24,195 --> 00:34:28,900
BUT HIS GIRLFRIEND'S A PIG.

870
00:34:28,966 --> 00:34:29,567
[LAUGHTER]

871
00:34:29,634 --> 00:34:32,837
[APPLAUSE]

872
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:33,805
JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG.

873
00:34:33,871 --> 00:34:34,338
WAS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.

874
00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:39,877
UNTIL I FOUND OUT HE WAS GAY.

875
00:34:39,944 --> 00:34:40,144
[LAUGHTER]

876
00:34:40,211 --> 00:34:47,318
[APPLAUSE]

877
00:34:47,385 --> 00:34:47,952
WHEN I WAKE UP, I'M GOING DEF

878
00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:54,559
CON 3 ON JEWISH PEOPLE.[LAUGHTE]

879
00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:55,493
I SUPPORT A WOMAN'S RIGHT TO

880
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:55,960
CHOOSE.

881
00:34:56,027 --> 00:35:01,532
WHAT TO SERVE ME ON MY LIL

882
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:05,203
HE'S SEXIST!

883
00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:05,470
[LAUGHTER]

884
00:35:05,536 --> 00:35:06,103
FROGS ARE SUPPOSED TO FERTILIZE

885
00:35:06,170 --> 00:35:06,838
THOUSANDS OF EGGS.

886
00:35:06,904 --> 00:35:12,243
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE, NICK CANNON?

887
00:35:12,310 --> 00:35:12,510
[LAUGHTER]

888
00:35:12,577 --> 00:35:12,777
[APPLAUSE]

889
00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:15,146
I CAN SEE HOW THAT'S PROBLEMATI

890
00:35:15,213 --> 00:35:15,780
PROBLEMATIC.

891
00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:16,414
MEGHAN MARKLE?

892
00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:17,014
AND I THOUGHT I WAS COLD

893
00:35:17,081 --> 00:35:20,885
BLOODED.

894
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:21,152
[LAUGHTER]

895
00:35:21,219 --> 00:35:21,752
KISS ME, AND I'LL BECOME YOUR

896
00:35:21,819 --> 00:35:24,188
PRINCE.

897
00:35:24,255 --> 00:35:27,291
THAT WAS NOT SO BAD!

898
00:35:27,358 --> 00:35:28,392
BLOW ME, AND YOU'LL BECOME MY

899
00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:31,662
ANGEL.

900
00:35:31,729 --> 00:35:31,929
[LAUGHTER]

901
00:35:31,996 --> 00:35:33,598
[APPLAUSE]

902
00:35:33,664 --> 00:35:34,532
YOU CAN DISAGREE WITH MITCH

903
00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:38,636
MCCONNELL'S POLITICS, BUT YOU'VE

904
00:35:38,703 --> 00:35:43,741
GOT TO ADMIT HE'S HANDSOME

905
00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:46,444
[LAUGHTER]

906
00:35:46,511 --> 00:35:49,547
[CHEERS AND AP]

907
00:35:49,614 --> 00:35:51,048
THIS TOAD WAS NOT THE ONLYSE

908
00:35:51,115 --> 00:35:55,686
THEY GET THE NEWS THIS WEEK.

909
00:35:55,753 --> 00:35:57,488
THE KING OF BLENDS THEY CALL ME.

910
00:35:57,555 --> 00:35:59,090
THERE'S A NEW DRUG ON THE

911
00:35:59,156 --> 00:35:59,824
MARKET, I HAVE BEEN READING

912
00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:02,693
ABOUT THIS A LOT.

913
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:07,098
OWESIT'S A DIABETES DRUG THEY

914
00:36:07,164 --> 00:36:09,333
USING OFF LABEL T YOU LOSE

915
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,434
WEIGHT AND APPARENTLY IT

916
00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:11,569
WORKS -- IT MAKES HER FACE FALL

917
00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:13,804
OFF BUT APPARENTLY IT WORKS.

918
00:36:13,871 --> 00:36:17,542
NOT FALL BUT FALL OFF IN THE

919
00:36:17,608 --> 00:36:17,942
VERNACULAR SENSE.

920
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,577
IT MAKES THE FACE LOOK VERY OLD

921
00:36:19,644 --> 00:36:23,414
BUT YOU LOSE WEIGHT.

922
00:36:23,481 --> 00:36:25,950
WOMEN ARE TAKING IT, I GUESS

923
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:27,818
EVERYBODY CAN.

924
00:36:27,885 --> 00:36:31,923
THEY ARE PRESCRIBING IT TO KIDS

925
00:36:31,989 --> 00:36:35,526
UNDER 12, ALSO THERE ARE NEW

926
00:36:35,593 --> 00:36:37,728
GUIDELINES AND THE AMERICAN

927
00:36:37,795 --> 00:36:38,362
PEDIATRIC ASSOCIATION, GASTRIC

928
00:36:38,429 --> 00:36:38,729
BYPASS SURGERY.

929
00:36:38,796 --> 00:36:40,631
I'VE GOT TO SAY I HATE THIS

930
00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:42,333
SUBJECT I DON'T EVER WANT TO BE

931
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,301
TALKING ABOUT OBESITY I'M ALWAYS

932
00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:45,369
THE BAD GUY WHO HAS TO TELL THE

933
00:36:45,436 --> 00:36:45,570
TRUTH.

934
00:36:45,636 --> 00:36:47,705
I'M SORRY, THE COUNTRY'S

935
00:36:47,772 --> 00:36:48,272
GASLIGHTING ME AND A LOT OF

936
00:36:48,339 --> 00:36:52,843
OTHER PEOPLE WITH A LOT OF CRAZY

937
00:36:52,910 --> 00:36:54,512
BULLSHIT.

938
00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:55,546
I WON'T HAVE IT.

939
00:36:55,613 --> 00:36:57,815
THE SAD THING, THE SICK THI IS

940
00:36:57,882 --> 00:37:00,685
THAT DOCTORS ARE GOING ALONG

941
00:37:00,751 --> 00:37:02,620
WITH THIS NEW INVENTED ORWELLIAN

942
00:37:02,687 --> 00:37:03,487
WORLD WHERE THERE ARE NO GOOD

943
00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:05,656
FOODS OR BAD FOODS.

944
00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:08,025
WHERE YOU CAN BE HEALTHY AT ANY

945
00:37:08,092 --> 00:37:09,160
WEIGHT.

946
00:37:09,226 --> 00:37:11,162
WHERE IT'S A DISEASE, I'M NOT

947
00:37:11,228 --> 00:37:13,931
GOING ALONG TWO I'M SORRY, IT'S

948
00:37:13,998 --> 00:37:15,533
JUST N TRUE.

949
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,335
OZEMPIC, HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT,

950
00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:17,969
YOU HAVAN OPINION?

951
00:37:18,035 --> 00:37:21,539
>> I GOUR BACK ON THIS.

952
00:37:21,606 --> 00:37:22,840
[LAUGHTER]

953
00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:25,810
WE SHOULD NOT BE OUT ON A LIMB

954
00:37:25,876 --> 00:37:26,110
HERE.

955
00:37:26,177 --> 00:37:27,878
THIS IS INSANITY.

956
00:37:27,945 --> 00:37:31,349
>> Bill: IT'S WAY TOO MUCH.

957
00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:33,584
>> THE IDEA THAT WE ARE GOING TO

958
00:37:33,651 --> 00:37:34,952
DO GASTRIC BYPAS SURGERIES FOR

959
00:37:35,019 --> 00:37:35,786
KIDS IS INSANE.

960
00:37:35,853 --> 00:37:38,589
WE NOW KNOW THERE'S A WHOLE BODY

961
00:37:38,656 --> 00:37:40,791
OF EVIDENCE DEVELOPING YOU CAN

962
00:37:40,858 --> 00:37:43,327
REVERSE DIABETES THROUGH

963
00:37:43,394 --> 00:37:44,862
NUTRITION, THERE ARE DOCTORS

964
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:45,963
LITERALLY PRESCRIBING FOOD AND

965
00:37:46,030 --> 00:37:48,933
YOU'VE GOT TO CHANGE YOUR DIET,

966
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:49,767
CHANGE YOUR NUTRITION.

967
00:37:49,834 --> 00:37:52,603
EVEN EXERCISE IS NOT AS

968
00:37:52,670 --> 00:37:55,172
IMPORTANT AS --

969
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:55,539
[APPLAUSE]

970
00:37:55,606 --> 00:37:58,576
BUT NOBODY MAKES MONEY OFF THAT.

971
00:37:58,643 --> 00:38:01,679
THAT'S THE PROBLEM, WE KNOW WHAT

972
00:38:01,746 --> 00:38:04,849
TO DO BUT WE DON'T TRAIN OUR

973
00:38:04,915 --> 00:38:05,616
DOCTORS THAT WAY.

974
00:38:05,683 --> 00:38:07,551
THERE IS A MOVEMENT HAPPENING IN

975
00:38:07,618 --> 00:38:09,553
Y AROUND FOOD AS

976
00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:13,524
MEDICINE, AROUND THE PHARMACY

977
00:38:13,591 --> 00:38:15,860
WITH A F -- PEOPLE DON'T KNOW,

978
00:38:15,926 --> 00:38:16,994
WE'VE LOST THE GENERATIONAL

979
00:38:17,061 --> 00:38:18,562
EDUCATION ON HOW TO EAT, HOW TO

980
00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:19,930
COOK, HOW TO GROW FOOD TO.

981
00:38:19,997 --> 00:38:21,899
WE TALK TO YOUNG KIDS TODAY AND

982
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,134
SAY WHERE ES THAT TOMATO

983
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,036
FROM AND THEY SAY A

984
00:38:25,102 --> 00:38:25,569
GROCERY STORE.

985
00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:28,339
THEY JUST DON'T KNOW.

986
00:38:28,406 --> 00:38:29,407
>> THE CULTURAL MESSAGING ON

987
00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:31,575
THIS HAS BEEN INSANE.

988
00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:33,277
IN THE PAST TWO DECADES WE'VE

989
00:38:33,344 --> 00:38:34,812
GONE FROM MICHELLE OBAMA,

990
00:38:34,879 --> 00:38:36,580
BEYONCE, LET'S MOVE, EAT YOUR

991
00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:37,948
FRUITS AND VEGETABLES TO DON'T

992
00:38:38,015 --> 00:38:39,517
SAY ANYTHING YOU DON'T WANT TO

993
00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:41,485
FAT SHAME, BODY POSITIVITY TO

994
00:38:41,552 --> 00:38:44,188
NOW WE ARE SAYING IT'S MAYBE PUT

995
00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:46,657
AAR-OLDS ON A LIFETIME

996
00:38:46,724 --> 00:38:48,025
MEDICATION AND MAKE THEM MORE

997
00:38:48,092 --> 00:38:48,893
DEPENDENT ON BIG PHARMA THAN

998
00:38:48,959 --> 00:38:52,663
THEY ALREADY ARE.

999
00:38:52,730 --> 00:38:55,599
>> I WANT TO SAY HOW THE

1000
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:56,701
POLICIES THATOUT OF

1001
00:38:56,767 --> 00:38:58,969
WASHINGTON, D.C., AFFECT THIS,

1002
00:38:59,036 --> 00:39:01,105
WE SUBSIDIZE THE CROPS THAT GO

1003
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:02,440
INTO ALL OF THE FAKE FOOD THAT

1004
00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:03,641
PEOPLE ARE EATING AND KIDS ARE

1005
00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:03,941
EATING.

1006
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:06,577
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT DRIVES

1007
00:39:06,644 --> 00:39:09,146
A TAXPAYER NUTS, IT'S WHEN YOU

1008
00:39:09,213 --> 00:39:11,048
SAY WE SUBSIDIZE SCHOOL LUNCHES

1009
00:39:11,115 --> 00:39:12,450
AND SCHOOL BREAKFASTS IN WHICH

1010
00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:13,984
THESE KIDS WILL GO IN AND THEY

1011
00:39:14,051 --> 00:39:16,153
WILL HAV 80 GRAMS OF SUGAR IN

1012
00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:17,254
THEIR BREAKFAST WHICH IS MORE

1013
00:39:17,321 --> 00:39:18,522
THAN YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE IN

1014
00:39:18,589 --> 00:39:20,858
A DAY, YOU WILL HAVE THAT BEFORE

1015
00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:23,260
YOU EVEN GO INTO YOUR FIRST

1016
00:39:23,327 --> 00:39:24,428
PERIOD CLASS.

1017
00:39:24,495 --> 00:39:25,763
THAT'S ALL SUBSIDIZED BY THE

1018
00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:27,431
TAXPAYER, YOU GO INTO THESE

1019
00:39:27,498 --> 00:39:29,467
SCHOOLS, THERE ARE 70, 80, 90%

1020
00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:32,470
OF MEDICAID WHICH IS THE FEDERAL

1021
00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:35,005
GOVERNMENT PROGRAM FOR THE POOR

1022
00:39:35,072 --> 00:39:37,942
TWO NOW HALF THE COUNTRY HAS A

1023
00:39:38,008 --> 00:39:39,076
DIABETES OR PREDIABETES, THE

1024
00:39:39,143 --> 00:39:40,544
GOVERNMENT IS SUBSIDIZING THE

1025
00:39:40,611 --> 00:39:42,346
BAD FOOD TO OURS AND THE

1026
00:39:42,413 --> 00:39:44,949
GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIZING THE

1027
00:39:45,015 --> 00:39:45,816
HEALTH CARE INCREASE CTS

1028
00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:46,684
BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS DIABETES

1029
00:39:46,751 --> 00:39:48,486
NOW AND YOU WONDER WHY THE

1030
00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:50,454
TAXPAYERS ARE LIVID AS TO WHY

1031
00:39:50,521 --> 00:39:53,324
THESE SYSTEMS ARE ALL BROKEN.

1032
00:39:53,390 --> 00:39:54,558
BUT WE CAN'T EVEN HAVE THAT

1033
00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:56,393
CONVERSATION NOW, THAT'S THE

1034
00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:56,627
PROBLEM.

1035
00:39:56,694 --> 00:39:58,863
>> Bill: WE ARE HAVING IT NOW.

1036
00:39:58,929 --> 00:40:00,464
I'VE HAD IT BEFORE, I'M GOING TO

1037
00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:02,600
HAVE TO HAVE IT AGAIN.

1038
00:40:02,666 --> 00:40:05,402
FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK WE ARE

1039
00:40:05,469 --> 00:40:06,604
EXAGGERATING THIS OR THIS IS

1040
00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:09,039
JUST FROM FRINGE PEOPLE, THIS IS

1041
00:40:09,106 --> 00:40:09,807
AS MAINSTREAM AS IT GETS.

1042
00:40:09,874 --> 00:40:11,776
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW

1043
00:40:11,842 --> 00:40:16,213
60 MINUTES A COUPLE WEEKS AGO

1044
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,717
BUT SHE WORKS FOR THE BIDEN

1045
00:40:19,784 --> 00:40:21,552
OFFICER ON THIS.CHIEF MEDICAL

1046
00:40:21,619 --> 00:40:25,055
SHE'S TALKING TO LESLIE STAHL.

1047
00:40:25,122 --> 00:40:27,191
SHE SAYS IT'S A BRAIN DISEA

1048
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:31,996
THIS IS WHAT DR. FATIMA IS

1049
00:40:32,062 --> 00:40:32,396
SAYI.

1050
00:40:32,463 --> 00:40:34,131
IT'S NOT A BRAIN DISEASE, IF IT

1051
00:40:34,198 --> 00:40:37,034
WAS, WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE AT 50

1052
00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:37,935
YEARS AGO?

1053
00:40:38,002 --> 00:40:39,570
WHY DID PEOPLE LOOK COMPLETELY

1054
00:40:39,637 --> 00:40:40,838
DIFFERENT, WE DIDN'T EVOLVE IN

1055
00:40:40,905 --> 00:40:41,739
50 YEARS.

1056
00:40:41,806 --> 00:40:43,808
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN BY

1057
00:40:43,874 --> 00:40:45,409
GASLIGHTING.

1058
00:40:45,476 --> 00:40:48,479
SHE SAID SO WILLPOWER WAS MIKE

1059
00:40:48,546 --> 00:40:50,714
DR. CODY SAYS THROW THAT OUT THE

1060
00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:51,148
WINDOW.

1061
00:40:51,215 --> 00:40:52,516
THROW THAT OUT THE WINDOW?

1062
00:40:52,583 --> 00:40:54,718
AT THIS IS A DOCTOR SAYING THROW

1063
00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:56,020
THAT OUT THE WINDOW.

1064
00:40:56,086 --> 00:40:58,289
SHE SAID THE NUMBER ONE TREND

1065
00:40:58,355 --> 00:40:58,923
BECAUSE OF OBESITY IS

1066
00:40:58,989 --> 00:41:01,692
GENETICS -- NO IT'S NOT, IT'S

1067
00:41:01,759 --> 00:41:04,161
EATING DOUGHNUTS.

1068
00:41:04,228 --> 00:41:07,064
[LAUGHTER]

1069
00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:09,733
I'M JUST NOT GOING TO GO ALONG.

1070
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,502
SHE SAYS EVEN WITH OPTIMAL DIET

1071
00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:13,771
OR EXERCISE, WE CAN'T CHANGE

1072
00:41:13,838 --> 00:41:14,071
THIS.

1073
00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:21,212
HORSE SHIP HORSE SHIP.

1074
00:41:21,278 --> 00:41:24,782
HORSE SHIT.

1075
00:41:24,849 --> 00:41:25,349
SHE SAID DOCTORS DO NOT

1076
00:41:25,416 --> 00:41:29,854
UNDERSTAND OBESITY, THAT

1077
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:30,721
10-YEAR-OLD CAN UNDERSTAND

1078
00:41:30,788 --> 00:41:32,022
OBESITY, THIS IS BACKED UP BY

1079
00:41:32,089 --> 00:41:33,290
THEY KNEW IT STUPID AT TIMES,

1080
00:41:33,357 --> 00:41:34,992
THEY DID A WHOLE ARTICLE ABOUT

1081
00:41:35,059 --> 00:41:36,093
THIS.

1082
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,028
THERE IS NO CONSENSUS

1083
00:41:38,095 --> 00:41:38,662
WHATSOEVER, THEY ARE QUOTING

1084
00:41:38,729 --> 00:41:41,432
SOME RESEARCHER THEY FOUND --

1085
00:41:41,498 --> 00:41:43,767
THERE IS NO CONSENSUS WHATS

1086
00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:44,401
BUT WHAT THE CAUSE OF OBESITY

1087
00:41:44,468 --> 00:41:46,437
IS -- REALLY?

1088
00:41:46,503 --> 00:41:48,973
LET ME THINK.

1089
00:41:49,039 --> 00:41:52,977
IS GOING TO COME TO ME.

1090
00:41:53,043 --> 00:41:54,545
THIS IS ORWELLIAN, THERE ARE

1091
00:41:54,612 --> 00:41:56,881
PEOPLE NOW WHO GO INTO THE

1092
00:41:56,947 --> 00:42:00,150
DOCTOR'S OFFICE WITH A CARD

1093
00:42:00,217 --> 00:42:04,922
CALLED THE DON'T WEIGH ME CARD.

1094
00:42:04,989 --> 00:42:09,226
AGAIN, THISA DOCTOR,

1095
00:42:09,293 --> 00:42:10,728
DR. NATOSHA BOUILLON,

1096
00:42:10,794 --> 00:42:11,395
PHOENIX-BASED PRIMARY CARE

1097
00:42:11,462 --> 00:42:13,264
DOCTOR BEHIND THIS.

1098
00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:14,531
SHE SAYS CHECKING WEIGHT CAN BE

1099
00:42:14,598 --> 00:42:16,233
TRIGGERING, GOOD TO.

1100
00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:19,303
MAYBE IT WILL GET THEM TO EAT

1101
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:19,536
BETTER.

1102
00:42:19,603 --> 00:42:20,571
SOMEONE'S HEALTH IS NOT

1103
00:42:20,638 --> 00:42:22,072
REFLECTED BY ONE NUMBER, IT'S

1104
00:42:22,139 --> 00:42:23,173
NOT BY ONE NUMBER BUT THAT'S AN

1105
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:26,577
IMPORTANT NUMBER.

1106
00:42:26,644 --> 00:42:31,115
DON'T TELL ME MY BLOOD PRESSURE!

1107
00:42:31,181 --> 00:42:34,485
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY

1108
00:42:34,551 --> 00:42:36,620
WHITE BLOOD CELL COUNT IS.

1109
00:42:36,687 --> 00:42:37,922
IT'S INSANE THAT DOCTORS ARE

1110
00:42:37,988 --> 00:42:41,125
GOING ALONG WITH THIS SHIT.

1111
00:42:41,191 --> 00:42:43,027
>> YOU'RE NOT DOING THE PATIENT

1112
00:42:43,093 --> 00:42:44,728
ANY FAVORS.

1113
00:42:44,795 --> 00:42:45,162
>> Bill: THANK YOU.

1114
00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:46,830
>> Bill: THE HAVE BLOOD ON

1115
00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:47,498
THEIR HANDS.

1116
00:42:47,564 --> 00:42:49,934
DO NO HARM, YOU'RE HERE TO HELP,

1117
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,336
YOU'RE NOT DOING ANY FAVORS.

1118
00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:54,939
I WILL SAY THERE'S SO MUCH ADDED

1119
00:42:55,005 --> 00:42:56,106
SUGAR AND SALSUGAR

1120
00:42:56,173 --> 00:42:57,541
PRIMARILY WHEN WE ARE TALKING

1121
00:42:57,608 --> 00:42:59,443
ABOUT THIS ADDED T OUR FOODS

1122
00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:02,279
THAT IT DOES BECOME ADDICTION.

1123
00:43:02,346 --> 00:43:05,182
THIS IS LEADING UP YOUR OPIATE

1124
00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:05,849
RECEPTORS, PEOPLE DO GET

1125
00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:09,420
ADDICTED TO.

1126
00:43:09,486 --> 00:43:12,823
POINT WE ARE TRYING TO MAKE TH

1127
00:43:12,890 --> 00:43:16,126
HERE, IT CAN BE FIXED.

1128
00:43:16,193 --> 00:43:18,262
>> I ALSO THINK YOU CAN HOLD TWO

1129
00:43:18,329 --> 00:43:19,530
THINGS THAT ARE TRUE AND YOU'RE

1130
00:43:19,596 --> 00:43:20,798
HAS THE SAME TIME.

1131
00:43:20,864 --> 00:43:22,032
ON THE ONE HAND FRANKLY WHEN I

1132
00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:23,434
WAS GROWING UP IT WAS KATE MOSS,

1133
00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:25,736
THAT WAS THE ONLY THING THAT S

1134
00:43:25,803 --> 00:43:26,971
BEAUTIFUL AND I LIKE LIVING IN A

1135
00:43:27,037 --> 00:43:28,339
CULTURE FRANKLY WERE THAT'S NOT

1136
00:43:28,405 --> 00:43:30,140
THE ONLY STANDARD ANYMORE.

1137
00:43:30,207 --> 00:43:33,377
ON THE OTHER HAND, DENYING WHEN

1138
00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:35,713
I GO TO IN AND OUT, THAT'S NOT A

1139
00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:37,614
BRAIN DISEASE, IT'S A CHOICE I'M

1140
00:43:37,681 --> 00:43:40,117
MAKING.

1141
00:43:40,184 --> 00:43:40,718
[LAUGHTER]

1142
00:43:40,784 --> 00:43:41,885
IT'S A GREAT CHOICE THAT WE ARE

1143
00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:44,254
GOING TO DO IT AFTER THE SHOW.

1144
00:43:44,321 --> 00:43:47,358
I ALSO THINK THIS IS PART OF A

1145
00:43:47,424 --> 00:43:50,494
MUCH BROADER, VERY, VERY

1146
00:43:50,561 --> 00:43:54,965
THAT IS TRYING TO DENY THE POWER

1147
00:43:55,032 --> 00:43:56,266
OF FREE WILL, PERSONAL

1148
00:43:56,333 --> 00:43:56,800
SIBILITY AND CHOICE.

1149
00:43:56,867 --> 00:44:02,206
[APPLAUSE]

1150
00:44:02,272 --> 00:44:02,673
>> Bill: IS TERRIBLE

1151
00:44:02,740 --> 00:44:04,074
PSYCHOLOY FOR A COUNTRY TO

1152
00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:06,243
BE IN THIS HEADSPACE OF WE

1153
00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:08,345
COULDN'T POSSIBLY ACHIEVE THAT.

1154
00:44:08,412 --> 00:44:12,316
WE HAVE TO TAKE A PILL OR GET

1155
00:44:12,383 --> 00:44:13,283
SURGERY.

1156
00:44:13,350 --> 00:44:15,285
I WORRY ALSO ABOUT THE

1157
00:44:15,352 --> 00:44:15,886
DEMOCRATIC PARTY BECAUSE I'VE

1158
00:44:15,953 --> 00:44:17,621
ALWAYS SAID EVERYTHING IN THIS

1159
00:44:17,688 --> 00:44:20,290
COUNTRY, THIS ONLY TWO SIDES,

1160
00:44:20,357 --> 00:44:21,258
ONLY PEPSI AND COKE.

1161
00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:22,493
EVERYTHING EITHER GOES INTO THE

1162
00:44:22,559 --> 00:44:24,361
BLUE BUCKET OR THE RED BUCKET IN

1163
00:44:24,428 --> 00:44:25,829
THIS KIND OF SHIT GOES IN THE

1164
00:44:25,896 --> 00:44:30,067
BLUE BUCKETS.

1165
00:44:30,134 --> 00:44:31,235
BETWEEN GENDER IS ONLY A

1166
00:44:31,301 --> 00:44:33,504
CONSTRUCT AND GETTING FAT ISN'T

1167
00:44:33,570 --> 00:44:37,341
REAL THING, I THINK THIS IS

1168
00:44:37,408 --> 00:44:38,776
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WHEN

1169
00:44:38,842 --> 00:44:41,612
YOU SAY THE D IS TOXIC.

1170
00:44:41,678 --> 00:44:42,880
PEOPLE LIVE PCTICAL,

1171
00:44:42,946 --> 00:44:44,348
COMMON, KITCHEN TABLE

1172
00:44:44,415 --> 00:44:45,182
LIVES AND TH STUFF LIKE

1173
00:44:45,249 --> 00:44:47,951
THIS AND THEY GO YEAH, HE SOUNDS

1174
00:44:48,018 --> 00:44:49,887
OKAY, THE TIM RYAN BUT HE'S GOT

1175
00:44:49,953 --> 00:44:50,154
THE D.

1176
00:44:50,220 --> 00:44:54,191
>> YEAH.

1177
00:44:54,258 --> 00:44:57,161
HE'S GOT TO THE D.

1178
00:44:57,227 --> 00:44:57,428
[LAUGHTER]

1179
00:44:57,494 --> 00:44:59,063
[APPLAUSE]

1180
00:44:59,129 --> 00:45:01,665
>> Bill: WE ARE LOOKING FOR A

1181
00:45:01,732 --> 00:45:10,374
CURE!

1182
00:45:10,441 --> 00:45:11,341
YOU NEED IT ACTIVATED.

1183
00:45:11,408 --> 00:45:15,512
IT'S NOT FAIR TO YOU.

1184
00:45:15,579 --> 00:45:17,581
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CARRY THIS

1185
00:45:17,648 --> 00:45:19,716
WOKE WATER.

1186
00:45:19,783 --> 00:45:21,518
>> IN A LOT OF WAYS I TOOK IT ON

1187
00:45:21,585 --> 00:45:23,020
AND I THINK IN A LOT OF WAYS

1188
00:45:23,087 --> 00:45:24,254
THAT'S WHY THE NATIONAL PARTY

1189
00:45:24,321 --> 00:45:26,090
DIDN'T COME IN TO HELP ME.

1190
00:45:26,156 --> 00:45:27,958
>> Bill: THEY DIDN'T?

1191
00:45:28,025 --> 00:45:28,492
>> NO.

1192
00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:30,627
>> Bill: IS THAT WHY, YOU WANT

1193
00:45:30,694 --> 00:45:31,895
WOKE ENOUGH?

1194
00:45:31,962 --> 00:45:33,430
>> THERE WAS A CONSULTANT OR

1195
00:45:33,497 --> 00:45:34,298
SOMEBODY WHO WAS SAYING WE NEED

1196
00:45:34,364 --> 00:45:37,167
TO PUT MORE MONEY INTO I THINK

1197
00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:39,503
IT WAS NORTH CAROLINA OR ONE OF

1198
00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:40,504
THE OTHER STATES BECAUSE THEY

1199
00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:43,340
HAVE MORE COLLEGE-ED

1200
00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:44,541
VOTERS.

1201
00:45:44,608 --> 00:45:46,310
THE CALCULATION COMING OUT OF

1202
00:45:46,376 --> 00:45:49,113
D.C. AS TO WHO ARE YOU GOING TO

1203
00:45:49,179 --> 00:45:50,914
SUPPORT FROM THE DEMOCRATIC

1204
00:45:50,981 --> 00:45:52,483
SIDE, OUR CHANCES ARE BETTER IF

1205
00:45:52,549 --> 00:45:55,686
WE GO INTO A STATE THAT HAS MORE

1206
00:45:55,752 --> 00:45:56,420
COLLEGE-EDUCATED VOTERS, NOT HOW

1207
00:45:56,487 --> 00:45:59,623
DO WE FIGURE OUT WHAT TIM RYAN

1208
00:45:59,690 --> 00:46:01,358
IS TRYING TO DO, GET THE WORKING

1209
00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:02,292
CLASS WHETHER THEY ARE WHITE OR

1210
00:46:02,359 --> 00:46:06,797
BLACK OR BROWN OR GAY OR

1211
00:46:06,864 --> 00:46:08,699
STRAIGHT, TIM IS TALKING TO

1212
00:46:08,765 --> 00:46:10,467
LE, HOW DO WE HELP HIM THAT

1213
00:46:10,534 --> 00:46:13,437
THE PARTY.US SHIFT THE BRAND O

1214
00:46:13,504 --> 00:46:16,039
>> IF THIS MAN WAS THE VOICE OF

1215
00:46:16,106 --> 00:46:17,875
THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY -- I AM A

1216
00:46:17,941 --> 00:46:19,143
TIM RYAN DEMOCRATS.

1217
00:46:19,209 --> 00:46:20,844
I THINK MOST PEOPLE ESPECIALLY

1218
00:46:20,911 --> 00:46:23,780
AFTER COVID ARE LOOKING AT A

1219
00:46:23,847 --> 00:46:27,718
PARTY THAT HAS SCHOOL LOCKDOWNS,

1220
00:46:27,784 --> 00:46:30,521
KIDS ON ADDERALL, NOW KIDS ON

1221
00:46:30,587 --> 00:46:31,588
OZEMPIC, PEABODY BLOCKERS AND

1222
00:46:31,655 --> 00:46:32,756
THEY ARE LIKE I DON'T WANT THIS,

1223
00:46:32,823 --> 00:46:34,825
I WANT TO RUN AND THE OTHER

1224
00:46:34,892 --> 00:46:36,994
DIRECTION OF WHATEVER THIS IS.

1225
00:46:37,060 --> 00:46:39,062
>> Bill: I READ IN

1226
00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:42,799
KINDERGARTEN DATE SPENT FIVE

1227
00:46:42,866 --> 00:46:45,169
DAYS ON THE GAY PRIDE FLAG.

1228
00:46:45,235 --> 00:46:45,536
>> DOING WHAT?

1229
00:46:45,602 --> 00:46:49,139
>> Bill: I DON'T KNOW.

1230
00:46:49,206 --> 00:46:50,407
BUT NOT LEARNING ABOUT THE

1231
00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:53,777
AMERICAN REVOLUTION AND EUROPE

1232
00:46:53,844 --> 00:46:54,444
AND SOCRATES AND LIKE A THOUSAND

1233
00:46:54,511 --> 00:46:59,449
OF THE THINGS -- NOT

1234
00:46:59,516 --> 00:47:00,017
KINDERGARTEN SOCRATES BUT IT

1235
00:47:00,083 --> 00:47:03,353
GOES ALL THE WAY UP THE CHAIN.

1236
00:47:03,420 --> 00:47:05,322
>> WE NEED SOME ASON IN

1237
00:47:05,389 --> 00:47:07,291
THE COUNTRY, WE NE SOME

1238
00:47:07,357 --> 00:47:08,592
VISION, WE NEED DIRECTION THAT

1239
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:11,295
THE COUNTRY CAN BE UNIFIED TO

1240
00:47:11,361 --> 00:47:14,131
ERE WE NEED TO GO AND IT'S NOT

1241
00:47:14,198 --> 00:47:17,701
TALKING ABOUT ALL OF THIS

1242
00:47:17,768 --> 00:47:19,503
BULLSHIT AND PEOPLE ARE FED UP

1243
00:47:19,570 --> 00:47:22,306
WITH THAT.

1244
00:47:22,372 --> 00:47:24,875
>> Bill: THERE'S YOUR

1245
00:47:24,942 --> 00:47:28,212
BUTTON -- WE ARE TALKING ABOUT

1246
00:47:28,278 --> 00:47:33,383
BULLSHIT BEAR COW TIME NEW RULE

1247
00:47:33,450 --> 00:47:35,485
RULES.

1248
00:47:35,552 --> 00:47:36,386
NEW RULE: NOW THAT THE "UNKNOWN

1249
00:47:36,453 --> 00:47:40,390
POSSIBLE EXPLOSIVE DEVICE" THAT

1250
00:47:40,457 --> 00:47:41,825
PROMPTED AN EVACUATION IN

1251
00:47:41,892 --> 00:47:43,026
LOUISIANA WAS FOUND TO BE AN

1252
00:47:43,093 --> 00:47:44,795
EGG, THE PERSON WHO PUT IT THERE

1253
00:47:44,861 --> 00:47:45,596
MUST TELL ME ONE THING.

1254
00:47:45,662 --> 00:47:46,430
WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO THROW AWAY

1255
00:47:46,496 --> 00:47:47,731
YOUR ENTIRE PAYCHECK ON A STUPID

1256
00:47:47,798 --> 00:47:55,439
PRANK?

1257
00:47:55,505 --> 00:47:56,940
NEW RULE: THE MINNESOTA BOY

1258
00:47:57,007 --> 00:47:58,308
WHO'S SLEPT OUTSIDE FOR 1,000

1259
00:47:58,375 --> 00:48:03,480
STRAIGHT NIGHTS MUST GO INSIDE.

1260
00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:04,648
BUT IF YOU DO INSIST ON SLEEPING

1261
00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:05,382
OUTSIDE, AT LEAST CO TO

1262
00:48:05,449 --> 00:48:06,550
CALIFORNIA.

1263
00:48:06,617 --> 00:48:07,718
IT'S WARMER.

1264
00:48:07,784 --> 00:48:09,319
AND IF YOU PICK THE RIGHT SPOT

1265
00:48:09,386 --> 00:48:14,558
- - YOU MIGHT MEET ANDY DICK!

1266
00:48:14,625 --> 00:48:17,094
[LAUGHTER]

1267
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:21,565
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1268
00:48:21,632 --> 00:48:24,001
NEW RULE: NOW THAT SHAKIRA

1269
00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:25,102
CAUGHT HER HUSBAND CHEATING WHEN

1270
00:48:25,168 --> 00:48:25,736
SHE NOTICED THAT SOMEONE HAD

1271
00:48:25,802 --> 00:48:26,803
BEEN EATING HER FAVORITE JAM --

1272
00:48:26,870 --> 00:48:31,141
A JAM SHE KNEW HE DIDN'T LIKE --

1273
00:48:31,208 --> 00:48:32,909
MEN EVERYWHERE MUST REMEMBER:

1274
00:48:32,976 --> 00:48:33,877
YOU BETTER KEEP THE KITCHEN

1275
00:48:33,944 --> 00:48:34,911
PERFECT IF YOU'RE THINKING OF

1276
00:48:34,978 --> 00:48:37,748
FOOLING AROUND.

1277
00:48:37,814 --> 00:48:38,715
WOMEN NOTICE THINGS IN THE

1278
00:48:38,782 --> 00:48:40,784
HEN.

1279
00:48:40,851 --> 00:48:41,885
SO TOP OFF THE CEREAL, WASH THE

1280
00:48:41,952 --> 00:48:43,954
DISHES, SOAK THE TOWELS, REFILL

1281
00:48:44,021 --> 00:48:45,822
THE SALT SHAKER, CLEAN THE ASS

1282
00:48:45,889 --> 00:48:49,726
PRINT OFF THE COUNTER, AND IF

1283
00:48:49,793 --> 00:48:49,993
[LAUGHTER]

1284
00:48:50,060 --> 00:48:53,363
YOU HAVE TO, REPAINT.

1285
00:48:53,430 --> 00:48:54,398
IT'S EITHER DO ALL THAT OR JUST

1286
00:48:54,464 --> 00:48:55,832
TELL HER YOU WANT TO BREAK UP.

1287
00:48:55,899 --> 00:49:02,606
AND WHO WANTS TO DEAL WITH THAT?

1288
00:49:02,673 --> 00:49:02,873
[LAUGHTER]

1289
00:49:02,939 --> 00:49:08,679
[APPLAUSE]

1290
00:49:08,745 --> 00:49:09,446
NEW RULE: FEEL FREE TO SHARE

1291
00:49:09,513 --> 00:50:46,042
THISENTLY-TAKEN PHOTO OF A

1292
00:52:31,481 --> 00:52:36,219
AND SO DOES EVERY OTHER PERSON

1293
00:52:36,286 --> 00:52:37,220
WHO CALLS THEMSELVES AN

1294
00:52:37,287 --> 00:52:39,756
ENVIRONMENTALIST WHO CAN NOW

1295
00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:41,691
ENJOY THIS FUN PHOTO COLLAGE OF

1296
00:52:41,758 --> 00:52:45,061
SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE STARS

1297
00:52:45,128 --> 00:52:45,695
STARS AND POLITICIANS WHO SPEAK

1298
00:52:45,762 --> 00:52:46,696
ABOUT ED TO REDUCE OUR

1299
00:52:46,763 --> 00:52:48,064
CARBON FOOTPRINT WHO ARE ALWAYS

1300
00:52:48,131 --> 00:52:50,333
ON PRIVATE PLANES.

1301
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:52,669
THAT'S RHT, ALL OF THE

1302
00:52:52,736 --> 00:52:54,070
IF YOU DON'T SEE A CELEBRITY'S

1303
00:52:54,137 --> 00:52:55,372
PICTURE HERE, IT'S BECAUSE WE

1304
00:52:55,438 --> 00:53:05,482
WEREN'T ALLOWED TO USE IT.

1305
00:53:05,549 --> 00:53:06,316
OR, THEIR SERIES GOT CANCELLED.

1306
00:53:06,383 --> 00:53:07,150
BUT ALL THE "ENVIRONMENTALISTS"

1307
00:53:07,217 --> 00:53:07,884
OF HOLLYWOOD AND WASHINGTON DO

1308
00:53:07,951 --> 00:53:09,619
IT.

1309
00:53:09,686 --> 00:53:12,489
THEIR POSITION ON CLIMATE CHANGE

1310
00:53:12,556 --> 00:53:13,456
IS: "WE MUST DO MORE TO STOP

1311
00:53:13,523 --> 00:53:14,357
POURING CARBON INTO THE AIR.

1312
00:53:14,424 --> 00:53:15,425
EXCEPT FOR ME WHEN I WANT TO GO

1313
00:53:15,492 --> 00:53:16,626
SOMEWHERE.

1314
00:53:16,693 --> 00:53:24,601
AND THEN I TAKE A PRIVATE JET."

1315
00:53:24,668 --> 00:53:25,835
IT TURNS OUT THERE'SNE THING

1316
00:53:25,902 --> 00:53:27,737
IN THIS WORLD THAT IS COMPLETELY

1317
00:53:27,804 --> 00:53:28,838
IMPOSSIBLE TO RESIST, AND THIS

1318
00:53:28,905 --> 00:53:37,314
IS IT.

1319
00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:40,917
IT'S LIKE HEROIN:

1320
00:53:40,984 --> 00:53:42,185
IF YOU DO IT

1321
00:53:42,252 --> 00:53:43,553
ONCE, YOU'LL NEVER STOP.

1322
00:53:43,620 --> 00:53:44,521
THERE'S TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN

1323
00:53:44,588 --> 00:53:45,622
THE WORLD: THOSE WHO FLY

1324
00:53:45,689 --> 00:53:46,790
PRIVATE, AND THOSE WHO WOULD IF

1325
00:53:46,856 --> 00:53:58,234
OULD.

1326
00:53:58,301 --> 00:53:59,669
A THIRD CATEGHOSE WHO

1327
00:53:59,736 --> 00:54:02,238
COULD, BUT DO NOT DOES NOT

1328
00:54:02,305 --> 00:54:03,106
EXIST --

1329
00:54:03,173 --> 00:54:08,044
EXCEPT FOR ED BEGLEY

1330
00:54:08,111 --> 00:54:12,315
AND GRETA THUNBERG, AND THAT'S

1331
00:54:12,382 --> 00:54:13,016
WHY YOU NEVER SEE A PICTURE OF

1332
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:19,723
HER SMILING.

1333
00:54:19,789 --> 00:54:21,091
ED AND GRETA -- THAT'S WHO WALKS

1334
00:54:21,157 --> 00:54:23,526
THE WALK -- EVERYONE ELSE IS

1335
00:54:23,593 --> 00:54:25,328
FULL OF SHIT, AND I'M DONE BEING

1336
00:54:25,395 --> 00:54:27,163
FULL OF SHIT -- I CAN TAKE BEING

1337
00:54:27,230 --> 00:54:28,565
A BAD ENVIRONMENTALIST, BECAUSE

1338
00:54:28,632 --> 00:54:30,133
ALMOST ALL OF US ARE, BUT I

1339
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,836
CAN'T TAKE BEING A HYPOCRITE.

1340
00:54:32,902 --> 00:54:35,071
NOW, I ALWAYS JUSTIFIED RENTING

1341
00:54:35,138 --> 00:54:37,874
A PLANE BECAUSE I ONLY USED IT

1342
00:54:37,941 --> 00:54:38,708
FOR AND LITERALLY COULDN'T

1343
00:54:38,775 --> 00:54:41,511
GET TO MOST OF MY STAND-UP GIGS

1344
00:54:41,578 --> 00:54:42,712
ON TIME ANY OTHER WAY -- HOW DO

1345
00:54:42,779 --> 00:54:43,980
YOU THINK I DID IT ALL THOSE

1346
00:54:44,047 --> 00:54:45,115
YEARS I SAID GOODNIGHT HERE AT

1347
00:54:45,181 --> 00:54:46,316
8PM AND WAS ON STAGE IN VEGAS AT

1348
00:54:46,383 --> 00:54:51,955
10?

1349
00:54:52,022 --> 00:55:06,836
BUT I DON'T NEED TO DO STAND UP

1350
00:55:06,903 --> 00:55:07,904
- - AND OUTSIDE OF HEADS OF

1351
00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:09,072
STATE, ALMOST EVERYONE ELSE

1352
00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:13,543
WHY DON'T THEY?RCIAL.

1353
00:55:13,610 --> 00:55:14,544
ASK ANYONE WHO TRIED TO GET HOME

1354
00:55:14,611 --> 00:55:15,912
FOR CHRISTMAS LAST YEAR.

1355
00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:16,780
AND DON'T TELL ME "THE YOUNGER

1356
00:55:16,846 --> 00:55:17,781
GENERATION IS BETTER" -- THEY'RE

1357
00:55:17,847 --> 00:55:21,885
NOT, THEY'REER.

1358
00:55:21,951 --> 00:55:24,354
THEY'RE ACTUALLY WORSE, THIS IS

1359
00:55:24,421 --> 00:55:25,388
WHO THEY LOOK UPHE FAMILY

1360
00:55:25,455 --> 00:55:26,489
WHERE EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN

1361
00:55:26,556 --> 00:55:28,658
PRIVE JET.

1362
00:55:28,725 --> 00:55:34,731
AND KIDS LOVE BITCOIN, WHICH, TO

1363
00:55:34,798 --> 00:55:35,432
DETERMINE THE VALUE OF

1364
00:55:35,498 --> 00:55:36,332
TAKES AN AMOUNT OF COMPUTER

1365
00:55:36,399 --> 00:55:37,333
PROCESSING THAT USES MORE

1366
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:38,501
ELECTRICITY TH SOME WHOLE

1367
00:55:38,568 --> 00:55:40,370
COUNTRIES.

1368
00:55:40,437 --> 00:55:41,271
KIDS COULD HAVE RE THAT,

1369
00:55:41,337 --> 00:55:42,439
BUT THEY DIDN'T, THEY LOVE IT.

1370
00:55:42,505 --> 00:55:43,540
WHY?

1371
00:55:43,606 --> 00:55:44,140
BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BE RICH.

1372
00:55:44,207 --> 00:55:44,941
WHY?

1373
00:55:45,008 --> 00:55:54,617
SO THEY CAN FLY PRIVATE!

1374
00:55:54,684 --> 00:55:54,884
[LAUGHTER]

1375
00:55:54,951 --> 00:55:55,285
[APPLAUSE]

1376
00:55:55,351 --> 00:55:55,919
NO ONE CAN RESIST: JOHN KERRY IS

1377
00:55:55,985 --> 00:55:56,653
OUR CLIMATE CZAR AND HE USES A

1378
00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:58,722
IT'S LIKE IF THE SECRETARY OF

1379
00:55:58,788 --> 00:55:59,622
HOMELAND SECURITY SMUGGLED DRUGS

1380
00:55:59,689 --> 00:56:06,529
IN THEIR BUTT.

1381
00:56:06,596 --> 00:56:06,796
[LAUGHTER]

1382
00:56:06,863 --> 00:56:08,198
PEOPLE TAKE THEM TO

1383
00:56:08,264 --> 00:56:09,632
ENVIRONMENTAL CONFS -- IF

1384
00:56:09,699 --> 00:56:10,767
YOU COULD RUN TED TALKS ON

1385
00:56:10,834 --> 00:56:12,001
HYPOCRISY YOU WOULDN'T NEED

1386
00:56:12,068 --> 00:56:16,973
COAL.

1387
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:17,240
[LAUGHTER]

1388
00:56:17,307 --> 00:56:17,907
BUT SORRY, NOT SORRY: I TRIED TO

1389
00:56:17,974 --> 00:56:20,643
DO MY PART FOR THE ENVIRONMENT

1390
00:56:20,710 --> 00:56:21,778
- - I NEVER HAD KIDS, THE ONE

1391
00:56:21,845 --> 00:56:22,512
THING WORSE FOR THE PLANET THAN

1392
00:56:22,579 --> 00:56:28,685
PRIVATE JETS.

1393
00:56:28,752 --> 00:56:29,152
[LAUGHTER]

1394
00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:29,619
[CERS AND APPLAUSE]

1395
00:56:29,686 --> 00:56:36,593
IT'S TRUE, BECAUSE THEY THEN THD

1396
00:56:36,659 --> 00:56:36,793
KIDS.

1397
00:56:36,860 --> 00:56:37,727
I HAD THE FIRST GENERATION PRIUS

1398
00:56:37,794 --> 00:56:38,294
IN 2001 -- IT LOOKED LIKE A

1399
00:56:38,361 --> 00:56:38,895
TYLENOL GEL-CAP.

1400
00:56:38,962 --> 00:56:39,896
I WAS ALWAYS HANDING MY KEYS TO

1401
00:56:39,963 --> 00:56:40,663
VALETS WHO WERE DRIVING A BETTER

1402
00:56:40,730 --> 00:56:43,733
CAR THAN ME.

1403
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,969
I HAD THE FIRST TESLA IN 2010 --

1404
00:56:46,035 --> 00:56:47,837
AND HONESTLY, BOTH THESE CARS

1405
00:56:47,904 --> 00:56:51,741
SUCKED.

1406
00:56:51,808 --> 00:56:52,008
[LAUGHTER]

1407
00:56:52,075 --> 00:56:54,444
THE TESLA CAME UP TO ABOUT HERE

1408
00:56:54,511 --> 00:56:55,178
ON ME; IF I HAD A HARD ON I

1409
00:56:55,245 --> 00:57:03,920
COULDN'T FIT IN THIS THING.

1410
00:57:03,987 --> 00:57:04,354
[LAUGHTER]

1411
00:57:04,420 --> 00:57:06,089
[APPLAUSE]

1412
00:57:06,156 --> 00:57:10,660
I SAID TO MYSELF, OKAY, I'LL

1413
00:57:10,727 --> 00:57:12,695
TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM BECAUSE I

1414
00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:14,564
HAVE A PLATFORM SO I'LL DO THE

1415
00:57:14,631 --> 00:57:16,166
RIGHT THING. AND THEN EVERYBODY

1416
00:57:16,232 --> 00:57:22,305
WILL FOLLOW EVERY PEOPLE WILL.

1417
00:57:22,372 --> 00:57:26,643
NOBODY FOLLOWED IN 2021 80% OF

1418
00:57:26,709 --> 00:57:28,945
NEW VEHICLES WEREN'T ELECTRIC OR

1419
00:57:29,012 --> 00:57:31,047
UNEVEN HYBRID. THEY WEREN'T EVEN

1420
00:57:31,114 --> 00:57:32,916
CARS, SUVS AND TRUCKS. THAT'S

1421
00:57:32,982 --> 00:57:38,121
WHAT PEOPLE WANT. IN 1973 THE

1422
00:57:38,188 --> 00:57:39,756
SHARE OF GLOBAL ELECTRICITY

1423
00:57:39,823 --> 00:57:43,159
GENERATED BY COAL WAS 38% YOU

1424
00:57:43,226 --> 00:57:44,761
KNOW WHAT? IT WAS 46 YEARS LATER

1425
00:57:44,828 --> 00:57:46,663
IN 2019. AFTER ALL THE TALK AND

1426
00:57:46,729 --> 00:57:52,368
PERCENTAGE OF PLASTIC GETSW WHAT

1427
00:57:52,435 --> 00:57:57,574
RECYCLED? FIVE. 5% THOSE BLUE

1428
00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:58,575
BINS THAT ARE EVERYWHERE.

1429
00:57:58,641 --> 00:58:00,210
THEY'RE NL OF BOTTLES.

1430
00:58:00,276 --> 00:58:07,283
THEY'RE FULL OF SHIT. CAN YOU

1431
00:58:07,350 --> 00:58:08,685
BLAME US FOR BEING A LITTLE

1432
00:58:08,751 --> 00:58:10,286
CYNICAL WHEN YOU FIND OUT THAT

1433
00:58:10,353 --> 00:58:11,955
ALL THAT PLASTIC AND WE'VE BEEN

1434
00:58:12,021 --> 00:58:43,086
PAINSTAKINGLY SEPARATING