1 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:15,315 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:15,382 --> 00:00:18,118 >> START THE CLOCK. 3 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:28,528 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:37,971 ♪ 5 00:00:38,037 --> 00:00:50,984 ♪ ♪ 6 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:56,222 >> Bill: HEY, EVERYBODY?YOU DOI? 7 00:00:56,289 --> 00:00:57,857 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, HOW ARE YOU 8 00:00:57,924 --> 00:00:59,926 DOING? 9 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:01,327 THANK YOU, PEOPLE. 10 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:05,632 I APPRECIATE IT. 11 00:01:05,698 --> 00:01:14,574 OK, LOOK AT THIS. 12 00:01:14,641 --> 00:01:17,043 THANK YOU. 13 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:19,279 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 14 00:01:19,345 --> 00:01:23,850 I KNOW, IT'S VERY EXCITING. 15 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:24,784 IT'S SUPER BOWL WEEKEND, THAT'S 16 00:01:24,851 --> 00:01:29,222 PROBABLY WHY YOU WERE EXCITED TO 17 00:01:29,289 --> 00:01:29,389 TO. 18 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:31,424 THE GAME IS IN ARIZONA, DON'T BE 19 00:01:31,491 --> 00:01:32,459 SHOCKED IF THE REPUBLICANSON'T 20 00:01:32,525 --> 00:01:36,095 ACCEPT THE RESULT. 21 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:37,864 [LAUGHTER] 22 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:40,400 [APPLAUSE] 23 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:43,703 AND THE GAME IS ON FOX WITH 24 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:47,407 AERIAL COVERAGE BY CHINA. 25 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:52,212 [LAUGHTER] 26 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:56,850 OVER ALASKA, SUDDENLY THE SKY I 27 00:01:56,916 --> 00:01:57,917 FULL OF BALLOONS. 28 00:01:57,984 --> 00:02:00,820 THIS ONE WE SHOT DOWN LAST WEEK, 29 00:02:00,887 --> 00:02:03,256 THIS APPARENTLY WAS NO WEATHER 30 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:03,490 BALLOON. 31 00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:05,458 THEY WERE MONITORING ALL OUR 32 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:05,959 COMMUNICATIONS. 33 00:02:06,025 --> 00:02:08,161 THEY COULD SEE WHERE WE LIVE, 34 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:10,797 WHAT WE BUY, WHAT WEBSITES WE 35 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:11,865 VISIT, THIS THING WAS SCARIER 36 00:02:11,931 --> 00:02:17,103 THAN GOOGLE. 37 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:17,370 [LAUGHTER] 38 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:19,072 [APPLAUSE] 39 00:02:19,138 --> 00:02:23,543 A FEW DAYS AGO THERE WAS ANOTHER 40 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:24,410 BALLOON, ANOTHER ONE OVER 41 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:25,078 LATIN AMERICA. 42 00:02:25,144 --> 00:02:27,714 THEY SHOT IT DOWN, CANDY FELL 43 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:27,881 OUT. 44 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:28,147 [LAUGHTER] 45 00:02:28,214 --> 00:02:34,153 [APPLAUSE] WAS A BIG WEEK. 46 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:35,154 THE STATE OF THE UNION 47 00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:36,322 ADDRESON'T WORRY, YOU 48 00:02:36,389 --> 00:02:37,423 DON'T HAVE TO SAY YOU SAW IT, I 49 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,893 DIDN'T EITHER. 50 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:42,028 IT'S FUCKING RIDICULOUS, THIS 51 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:42,795 THING. 52 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:44,430 THE STATE OF OUR UNION IS 53 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:48,201 UNCIVIL -- I SAW THE CLIPS. 54 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:49,602 JOE BIDEN IS TRYING TO MAKE A 55 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:51,604 SPEECH, THEY ACT LIKE IT'S A 56 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:55,608 BACHELORETTE PARTY AT A COMEDY 57 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:56,109 CLUB. 58 00:02:56,175 --> 00:02:57,210 MARJOR TAYLOR GREENE SCREAMING 59 00:02:57,277 --> 00:03:00,880 AND SHOUTING AND YELLING AND 60 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:02,749 HECKLING --THE FUCKING 61 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:04,951 STATE OF THE UNION, NOT 62 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:11,991 "THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW"! 63 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:12,892 TODAY, JAMES CARVILLE, DEMOCRAT 64 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:14,260 JAMES CARVILLE, HE GETS IN 65 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:16,529 TROUBLE BECAUSE HE SAID IT WAS 66 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:19,132 WHITE TRASH ON DISPLAY. 67 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:20,266 [LAUGHTER] 68 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:23,002 SO THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ALWAYS 69 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:25,438 ABOUT YOU ARE SNOWFLAKES GOT A 70 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:26,406 LITTLE SNOW FLAKY, THEY WERE 71 00:03:26,472 --> 00:03:28,007 SAYING THAT'S NOT FAIR, IT'S 72 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:30,209 VERY INSENSITIVE WE DON'T USE 73 00:03:30,276 --> 00:03:31,010 THE TERM WHITE TRASH ANYMORE. 74 00:03:31,077 --> 00:03:34,213 WE CALL THEM POORLY TATTOOED 75 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,549 AMERICANS. 76 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:36,816 [LAUGHTER] 77 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:41,220 [APPLAUSE] 78 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:43,389 DID YOU SEE MARJORIE TAYLOR 79 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:44,190 GREENE? 80 00:03:44,257 --> 00:03:46,326 SHE WORE A FUR COLLAR, SHE SAID 81 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:48,695 TO SEND A MESSAGE. 82 00:03:48,761 --> 00:03:49,262 [LAUGHTER] 83 00:03:49,329 --> 00:03:49,696 WHAT'S THE MESSAGE? 84 00:03:49,762 --> 00:03:53,333 I'M A PIMP? 85 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:56,869 [APPLAUSE] 86 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:58,638 SHE WORE A WHITE DRESS, WHITE 87 00:03:58,705 --> 00:04:04,177 COAT, WHITE FUR COLLAR, PICK OUT 88 00:04:04,243 --> 00:04:06,245 HER FAVORITE DEPARTMENT STORE 89 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:08,314 DI. 90 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:12,685 IT'S FROM THE KU KLUX KLAN'S NEW 91 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:16,189 COUTURE LINE. 92 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:16,856 [LAUGHTER] 93 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,825 THE OTHER BIG BROUHAHA AT THE 94 00:04:18,891 --> 00:04:19,592 STATE OF THE UNION, THE 95 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:23,196 REPUBLICANS CAN'T EVEN GET ALONG 96 00:04:23,262 --> 00:04:23,696 WITH THEMSELVES. 97 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:24,364 GEORGE SANTOS AND MITT ROMNEY, 98 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:28,034 DID YOU SEE THAT? 99 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,903 MITT ROMNEY SAID YOU ARE AN 100 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:32,639 ASS -- WHICH IS KIND LIKE 101 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:36,776 MORMAN FOR EAT SHIT, 102 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:43,483 HE SAID IS NOT THE FIRST TIME 103 00:04:43,549 --> 00:04:45,451 I'VE BEEN TOLD TO SHUT UP 104 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:46,219 ESPECIALLY BY PEOPLE FROM 105 00:04:46,285 --> 00:04:48,488 PRIVILEGED BACKGROUNDS. 106 00:04:48,554 --> 00:04:51,257 OH, FIGHTS THE POWER, BRENDA. 107 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:53,326 HE SAIDHIS IS THE WHOLE REASON 108 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:57,330 HE STARTED BLACK LIVES MATTER. 109 00:04:57,397 --> 00:05:01,467 WE'VE GREAT SHOW, WEE 110 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:02,402 PAUL BEGALA AND KRISTIN SOLTIS 111 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:04,170 ANDERSON BUT FIRST UP HE'S A 112 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:06,005 U.S. COUNTERTERRORISM EXPERT WHO 113 00:05:06,072 --> 00:05:07,573 SERVED IN THE UKRAINIAN FOREIGN 114 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,475 LEGIONND AS 115 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:10,076 "THE NEW YORK TIMES" 116 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,078 BEST-SELLING AUTHOR OF "THEY 117 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,781 WANT TO KILL AMERICANS," MALCOLM 118 00:05:14,847 --> 00:05:16,315 NANCE. 119 00:05:16,382 --> 00:05:19,018 HELLO, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 120 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:20,653 THAT I PUT THAT SMILE ON YOUR 121 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,155 FACE?I LOVE TO MAKE YOU LAUGH. 122 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:25,358 HO YOU DOING? 123 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:25,958 >> TIRED. 124 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:27,994 ill: OF ME? 125 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,429 NO. 126 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:31,597 YOU WERE IN UKRAINE, THAT'S GOT 127 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:32,165 TO BE TIRING. 128 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:33,700 >> IT'S VERYIRING BUT 129 00:05:33,766 --> 00:05:35,468 REFRESHING IN A WAY. 130 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:37,036 >> I WOULD NOT FIND IT TO THE 131 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:38,838 SA BUT I'M NOT AS BRAVE AS 132 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:39,072 YOU. 133 00:05:39,138 --> 00:05:41,507 >> IS NOT T OFTEN YOU GET TO 134 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:42,542 DEFEND DEMOCRACY STRAIGHT IN ITS 135 00:05:42,608 --> 00:05:44,811 FACE. 136 00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:47,680 >> Bill: YOU IMPRESSED ME ALL 137 00:05:47,747 --> 00:05:48,981 THE TIME, BUT GOING AS YOU 138 00:05:49,048 --> 00:05:51,517 DID -- WANTED TO GETK, 139 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:51,784 NOMBER? 140 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,320 HOW LONG WERE YOU THERE FOR? 141 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:54,954 >> TEN MONTHS. 142 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,823 >> Bill: TEN MONTHS AND YOU 143 00:05:56,889 --> 00:05:58,591 WERE WITH THE REGULAR TROOPS 144 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:02,829 THERE, HOW DOES IT WORK? 145 00:06:02,895 --> 00:06:03,162 DO YOU APPLY? 146 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:05,765 IS THERE A DIRECT FLIGHT? 147 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:07,200 I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT 148 00:06:07,266 --> 00:06:09,001 THE MECHANICS OF HOW THIS WORKS. 149 00:06:09,068 --> 00:06:13,606 CALLED THE INTERNATIONAL LEGION 150 00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:16,242 FOR THE TERRITORIAL DEFENSE OF 151 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:16,976 UKRAINE, THESE ARE NT GUYS 152 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,745 WHO RUN OVER THERE AND DO THAT, 153 00:06:18,811 --> 00:06:20,213 YOU HAVE TO JOIN THE UKRAINIAN 154 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:21,481 ARMY. 155 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:23,416 I WAS A PRIVATE IN THE UKRAINIAN 156 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:24,250 ARMY FOR TEN MONTHS AND THEY 157 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:26,419 BRING YOU IN. 158 00:06:26,486 --> 00:06:28,354 I WAS A LITTLE BIT SPECIAL, A 159 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:30,356 LITTLE BIT FUNNY BECAUSE OF MY 160 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:31,758 MEDIA BACKGROUND AND MY 161 00:06:31,824 --> 00:06:32,759 INTELLIGENCE BACKGROUND. 162 00:06:32,825 --> 00:06:34,393 I WORKED FORIR VERSION OF 163 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:37,363 THE CIA WHICH IS DEFENSE 164 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:37,897 INTELLIGENCE DIRECTORATE. 165 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:39,332 >> Bill: IGINE 166 00:06:39,398 --> 00:06:41,100 YOU'RE ALSO OLDER THAN A LOT OF 167 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:44,403 THE RECRUITS AND DARKER. 168 00:06:44,470 --> 00:06:46,639 HOW MANY BLACK GUYS GO TO 169 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:47,273 UKRAINE TO FIGHT? 170 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,776 >> SIX. 171 00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:52,044 [LAUGHTER] 172 00:06:52,111 --> 00:06:52,311 [APPLAUSE] 173 00:06:52,378 --> 00:06:57,984 AND I KNOW THE ALL. 174 00:06:58,050 --> 00:06:59,418 >> Bill: SO YOU ARE ON THE 175 00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:00,153 FRONT LINES 176 00:07:00,219 --> 00:07:01,354 AND YOU ARE SHOOTING AT THE BAD 177 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:03,489 GUYS? 178 00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:04,557 >> YEAH, THERE'S A LOT MORE THAN 179 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:06,793 SHOOTING AT THE BAD GUYS. 180 00:07:06,859 --> 00:07:08,194 YOU ARE RIGHT, I WAS AGE 60 WHEN 181 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:11,297 I PASSED THE COMMANDER PORTION 182 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:14,801 THAT I WENT THROUGH. 183 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:16,402 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 184 00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:17,804 WHAT'S EVEN FUIER IS THAT I 185 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:18,838 KNEW TO GET PAST ARTILLERY, I 186 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:22,375 HAD TO BEAT THAT 36-YEAR-OLD 187 00:07:22,441 --> 00:07:24,610 FORMER MARINE THAT WAS WITH ME. 188 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:26,379 WHEN YOU GO THERE, THERE ARE A 189 00:07:26,445 --> 00:07:27,680 LOT OF DFERENT COMPONENTS TO 190 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:29,515 YOUR JOB. 191 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:30,183 MY FIRST JOB WAS DOING 192 00:07:30,249 --> 00:07:32,985 INTELLIGENCE WORK, THEN 193 00:07:33,052 --> 00:07:34,453 SECOND JOB WAS INFANTRY 194 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:35,188 INTELLIGENCE OFFICER ON THE 195 00:07:35,254 --> 00:07:36,956 FRONT LINE, THAN MY THIRD JOB 196 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:41,861 WAS SPECIAL OPERATIONS. 197 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:45,798 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 198 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:46,599 >> Bill: TUCKER CARLSON IS 199 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:49,235 ALSO FIGHTING THEAR, HE IS 200 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,369 FIGHTING FROM HIS STUDIO AND ON 201 00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:53,139 THE WRONG SIDE. 202 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:54,173 WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT? 203 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,776 THAT FOX NEWS IS ON THE SIDE OF 204 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:57,877 RUSSIAN THIS FIGHT? 205 00:07:57,944 --> 00:08:00,246 >> IT'S FASCINATING. 206 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,081 WE WATCHED RUSSIAN STATE TV 207 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,083 ALMOST INCESSANTLY TO TRY TO 208 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,051 GAIN INFORMATION AND GLEAN 209 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:06,352 INFORMATION, I WAS ON RUSSIAN 210 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:08,287 STATE TV THREE TIMES -- THAT'S 211 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:10,022 NOT TRUE, ONE MONTH I WAS ON 212 00:08:10,089 --> 00:08:13,359 EVERY DAY FOR TWO WEEKS HAS THE 213 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:16,462 FACE OF -- WHAT THEY CALLED THE 214 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:17,430 NATO OFFER INVASION AND YOU 215 00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:18,831 COULD TELL THEY WERE NATO 216 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:19,799 OFFICERS ACCORDING TO THEM 217 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:23,369 BECAUSE THEY WERE BLACK AND THEN 218 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:24,804 THE BATTLE FRONTS TRYING TO USE 219 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:26,973 IT TO SAY NATO WHTING THE 220 00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:28,841 WAR AND THE UKRAINIANS WORKED 221 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:30,409 THERE AT ALL WHICH WAS LAUGHABLE 222 00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:31,444 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN 223 00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:33,112 YOU ARE GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED, 224 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:37,116 YOU WILL LIVE. 225 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,985 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 226 00:08:39,051 --> 00:08:40,786 THE ONE CONSTANT THEY HAD WAS 227 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:41,821 TUCKER CARLSON. 228 00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:43,055 THEY WOULD BRING HIS SEGMENT ON 229 00:08:43,122 --> 00:08:44,156 ALL THE TIME, THE EVEN MADE A 230 00:08:44,223 --> 00:08:47,526 JOKE ON ONE OF THE SHOWS WHERE 231 00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:50,630 HE SAID WE SHOULD GET RID OF 232 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:51,597 MOST AMERICANS EXCEPT TUCKER 233 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:52,765 CARLSON, THAT IS A QUOTE FROM 234 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:58,070 RUSSIAN STATE TELEVISION. 235 00:08:58,137 --> 00:08:59,171 >> Bill: HOW IS THIS GOING TO 236 00:08:59,238 --> 00:08:59,338 END? 237 00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:00,873 I SEE THE NEW OFFENSE GOING ON 238 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:03,242 THERE AND THEY PROBABLY LOST 239 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:04,443 200,000 RUSSIANS, RUSSIA HAS 240 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:06,612 PROBABLY LOST 200,000 MEN 241 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:06,846 ALREADY. 242 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:08,014 LOW-FORCE END BECAUSE THE 243 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,549 COUNTRIES JUST RUN OUT OF MEN. 244 00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:12,919 THEY DIE IN THE WAR AND THERE'S 245 00:09:12,985 --> 00:09:14,086 LEFT TO FIGHT AND THEY 246 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:16,022 HAVE SUE FOR PEACE, IS THAT 247 00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:19,625 HOW YOU SEE IS COMING TO AN END? 248 00:09:19,692 --> 00:09:22,695 >> I TOOK PART IN THE LARGEST 249 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:24,230 COUNTEROFFENSIVE IN THE LARGEST 250 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:25,498 DEFEAT OF RUSSIA SINCE 1944, 251 00:09:25,564 --> 00:09:33,439 THAT'S THE P DEFENSIVELY LIBERAD 252 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:34,373 OVER 300 VILLAGES IN SIX CITIES 253 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,476 AND WE BEAT THEIR ASS IN 72 254 00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:38,377 HOURS. 255 00:09:38,444 --> 00:09:40,579 THAT BEING SAID, T REASON WE 256 00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:42,315 BEAT THEM WAS NOT JUST BECAUSE 257 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:44,050 THE WEAPONS THAT NATO GIVES US. 258 00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:45,551 THE UKRAINIANS HAVE SOMETHING 259 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:46,986 SAID THIS ON MSNBC BEFORE 260 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:48,487 I LEFT THE MEDIA, I SAID THESE 261 00:09:48,554 --> 00:09:52,558 PEOPLE HAVE HEART, THESE 262 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:53,559 PEOPLE -- THEY DON'T WANT TO 263 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:54,827 FIGHT AND THEY AREN'T HERE TO 264 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:56,362 KILL AS THE OLD SAYING GOES THEY 265 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,164 DON'T HAVE THE HATRED OF THE MAN 266 00:09:58,230 --> 00:09:59,165 IN FRONT OF HIM, THEY HAVE THE 267 00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:00,967 LOVE FOR THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN 268 00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:02,768 AND ELDERLY BEHIND THEM, THEY 269 00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:04,303 ARE FIGHTING FOR THEIR EXISTENCE 270 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:07,073 AND THAT'S WHY I JOINED. 271 00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:09,408 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 272 00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:11,077 >> Bill: DID YOU MAKE GOOD 273 00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:11,777 FRIENDS OVER THERE? 274 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:13,746 ISOT LIKE A REALITY SHOW WHERE 275 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:14,413 YOU'RE LIKE I DIDN'T COME HERE 276 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:18,017 TO MAKE FRIENDS. 277 00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:21,153 >> IT'S LIKE THAT FIRST 278 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:21,587 10 MINUT 279 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:22,221 "SAVING PRIVATE RYAN" AFTER YOU 280 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,089 LAND AT NORMANDY -- WE DID, WE 281 00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:26,959 ACTUALLY HAD A DEED A PERIOD 282 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,261 WHERE WE HAD THREE DAYS, 283 00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:30,129 HUNDREDS OF ARMORED VEHICLES 284 00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:31,864 PARADING BY US BUT YOU GET TO 285 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:33,966 KNOW YOUR FRIENDS, VERY GOOD 286 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:36,302 FRIENDS THERE, MY BATTALION 287 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:37,169 ANDER, EVERYBODY LOVES THIS 288 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:38,070 VERYBODY THINKS -- HAVE 289 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,439 THE PEOPLE THINK HE'S CRAZY BUT 290 00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:41,807 HE'S COMPETENT AND HE WANTS TO 291 00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:44,410 FIGHT TO LIBERATE HIS COUNTRY. 292 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,845 SANTA, THE GUY WHO STARTED AS 293 00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:47,847 OUR LOGISTICS GUY IS NOW A 294 00:10:47,913 --> 00:10:48,814 D SNIPER. 295 00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:50,616 ELVIS OUR SNIPER WAS FEATURED ON 296 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:51,517 "60 MINUTES." 297 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,719 WE HAVE PEOPL FROM 52 298 00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:53,986 COUNTRIES. 299 00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:56,789 MY BEST FIGHTERS WERE FROM 300 00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:57,656 COLUMBIA INCLUDING NUMBER 2 OF 301 00:10:57,723 --> 00:11:01,293 THE SIX BLACK GUYS WE 302 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,929 UKRAINE. 303 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:04,964 THE ONLY THING WE WERE MISSING 304 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:06,232 WAS A GUY NAMED TO BROOKLYN, WE 305 00:11:06,298 --> 00:11:10,202 DIDN'T HAVE THAT GUY. 306 00:11:10,269 --> 00:11:14,707 THIS BODY OF TROS THAT CAMEERE E 307 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:18,644 UKRAINIANS AS UKRAINIAN ARMY 308 00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:19,211 SOLDIERS, THE EMBODIMENT OF 309 00:11:19,278 --> 00:11:22,048 EVERYTHING WE EVER THOUGT 310 00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:23,582 THE UNITED STATES FOUGHT FOR IN 311 00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:25,451 WORLD WAR II, FIGHTING THE GOOD 312 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:25,851 FIGHT. 313 00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:26,085 [APPLAUSE] 314 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:33,125 >> Bill: AMAZING. 315 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,561 YOU ARE AN EXPERT ON NATIONAL 316 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:36,262 SECURITY, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH 317 00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:38,364 THE BALLOONS? 318 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,066 [LAUGHTER] 319 00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:41,000 I'VE NEVER HEARD OF BALLOONS 320 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:42,835 UNTIL LAST WEEK, THEN WE FIND 321 00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,970 OUTRE WERE BALLOONS FLYING 322 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,872 OVER AMERICA WHEN TRUMP WAS 323 00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:50,009 PRESIDENT ALSO -- IS THIS ANTELE 324 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,210 DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS OR DID WE 325 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:52,678 KNOW ABOUT THIS AND HOW 326 00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:53,379 DANGEROUS IS 327 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,648 WHAT'S YOUR TAKE? 328 00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:57,883 >> WHAT WE SAW THAT WE SHUT DOWN 329 00:11:57,950 --> 00:11:59,418 WAS A HIGH ALTITUDE WEATHER 330 00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:01,921 BALLOON TYPE COLLECTION 331 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:04,123 PLATFORM, BASED ON THE FACT THAT 332 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:07,526 THEY USED SOLAR POWER, HAD A 333 00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:08,527 MASSIVE THREE BUS-SIZED LAWN 334 00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:11,130 COLLECTION PACKAGE, TELLS ME TWO 335 00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:11,363 THINGS. 336 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:12,798 RKED AT THE NATIONAL 337 00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:14,533 SECURITY AGENCY AS MY PRINCIPAL 338 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,302 AGENCY, WE COLLECTED 339 00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:17,603 INTELLIGENCE OR INTERCEPTING 340 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:18,437 SIGNALS, CRACKING CODES, LOOKING 341 00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,272 AT DATA LINKS. 342 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:22,508 TELLS ME ONE THING TOO MUCH ON 343 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,776 THE DOESN'T HAVE A LOT OF 344 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:24,477 CONFIDENCE IN THEIR SPY 345 00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:25,611 SATELLITES BECAUSE THEY WANTED 346 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:28,681 TO PUT A COLLECTION PACKAGE 347 00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:31,851 LOWER BUT ABOVE OUR CAPABILIT 348 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:32,952 CAPABILITIES -- WE CAN DETECT 349 00:12:33,018 --> 00:12:34,120 THINGS AT 100,000 FEET BUT TO 350 00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:35,421 KILL IT IT'S VERY HARD, IT HAS 351 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:39,158 TO COME MUCH LOWER. 352 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,259 CHNTED TO SEE S THAT 353 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:41,794 WERE LOWER IN THE GROUND AND 354 00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:43,329 TAKE IMAGERY THAT WAS CLEARER, 355 00:12:43,395 --> 00:12:46,966 I'LL BET YOU THEY HAVE -- THATTS 356 00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:48,000 PROBABLY IN THE 1980s FOR 357 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:50,035 THEIR SPY SATELLITES SO THEY 358 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,338 SAID WHAT WE SEND THIS OVER 359 00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:52,905 TO THE UNITED STATES AND THE 360 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:54,640 AMERICANS DON'T KNOW AND THEY 361 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:55,841 THINK IT'S A WEATHER BALLOON? 362 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:57,510 WILL THEY APPARENTLY DID IT 363 00:12:57,576 --> 00:12:59,678 TWICE OR TWO OR THREE TIMES 364 00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:00,412 BEFORE. 365 00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:01,981 THEY GAVE US SOMETHING. 366 00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:03,816 ONE, THEY PROBABLY HAD A DATA 367 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,084 LINK THAT UP LINKED TO THE 368 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,185 SATELLITES. 369 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:07,353 WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO DETECT THAT 370 00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:09,155 AND KNOW WHEN THOSE THINGS ARE 371 00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:09,455 TAKING OFF. 372 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:12,158 [APPLAUSE] 373 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:13,926 THIS IS HOW WIN THE SPIKE 374 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,461 IN, WE HAVTHE WHOLE COLLECTION 375 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,062 PACKAGE WH GOING TO TELL 376 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,230 US ARE THEY GOODIS OR DO 377 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:20,900 THEY SUCK AT THIS? 378 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,869 >> Bill: WE SHOT IT DOWN. 379 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:26,205 >> IT'S IN THE OCEAN, WE CAN GET 380 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:26,839 THAT THING BACK. 381 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:27,940 WE RECONSTRUCTED THE ENTIRE 382 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:31,010 SPACE SHUTTLE AFTER ITLEW UP, 383 00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:31,610 THE U.S. NAVY ANVERY ARE 384 00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:33,646 GOING TO GET ALL OF THAT THING 385 00:13:33,712 --> 00:13:35,581 AND THEN THE ENEMY EXPLOITATION 386 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,415 UNITS AT NSA AND OTHER AGENCIES 387 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,185 ARE GOING TO COME THERE GO 388 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:40,252 IT'S 70s TECHNOLOG WHICH IS 389 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:43,689 WHY THEY ARE USING A BALLOON. 390 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:47,960 [APPLAUSE] 391 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:49,395 >> Bill: IT WAS FLYINGR 392 00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:50,296 AMERICA, HOW MUCH INTELLIGENCE 393 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:54,633 COULD IT HAVE GOTTEN? 394 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:55,201 [LAUGHTER] 395 00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:57,002 >> YOU'RE JOKING BU THE 396 00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:57,670 BEGINNING IT WASN'T A WHAT 397 00:13:57,736 --> 00:14:00,306 IF THEY JUST MAKE A SUBSCRIPTION 398 00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:01,407 TO GOOGLE AD REVENUE AND BUY ALL 399 00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:04,577 OF THAT INFORMATI? 400 00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:06,779 OK IS AN INTELLIGENCE 401 00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:09,048 COLLECTION PM A AND A PLACE 402 00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:11,050 FOR STUPID VIDEOS BUT CHINA GETS 403 00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:13,519 ALL THAT FOR FREE. 404 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,421 WHAT SOMEBOD CHINESE DEFENSE 405 00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:16,922 INTELLIGENCE DECIDED THIS 406 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,090 PLATFORM WAS VIABLE, THE 407 00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:21,193 AMERICANS WOULDN'T DO AG 408 00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:22,494 AND PROBABLY THE FIRST THREE 409 00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:23,062 FLIGHTS WERE PROBABLY TEST 410 00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:25,364 FLIGHTS, JUST WENT A LITTLE BIT 411 00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:26,065 OVER THED STATES AND T 412 00:14:26,131 --> 00:14:26,732 DIDN'T THINK ANYTHING WAS GOING 413 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,735 TO COME OF IT AND THIS IS WHAT 414 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:30,469 HAPPENS WHEN FOREIGN LEADERS 415 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,136 UNDERESTIMATE THE UNITED STATES. 416 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:38,410 [APPLAUSE] 417 00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:41,046 WE ARE GETTING A LOT MORE OUT OF 418 00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:41,380 THAT BALLOON. 419 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:42,748 HERE'S ANOTHER THING, THEY JUST 420 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,750 RUINED BALLOONS FOR CHINESE 421 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:48,287 COLLECTION. 422 00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:52,324 THAT PINATA JOKE, IT'S A GOOD 423 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:52,691 ONE. 424 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,793 >> Bill: I HOPE YOU STAY HERE 425 00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:55,427 FOR A LITTLE WHILE AND REST UP, 426 00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:58,330 YOU DESERVE IT, YOU PLANNING ON 427 00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,698 GOING BACK TO UKRAINE IF THE WAR 428 00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:00,132 KEEPS GOING? 429 00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:03,902 >> IF I DO, I'M WORKING WITH 430 00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:08,607 GARY KASPAROV WITH HIS RENEWING 431 00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:09,808 DEMOCRACY INITIATIVEF 432 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,010 YORK, HE WORKS FOR UKRAINE, 433 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,478 WORKS FOR A FUTURE ROUGH I HOPE 434 00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:14,780 TO BE HELPING IN A MUCH HIGHER 435 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:15,614 LEVEL. 436 00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:18,584 >> Bill: YOU SHOULDN'T BE 437 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:19,385 GETHE AARP MAGAZINE ON THE 438 00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:20,753 FRONT LINES FORGET YOU'RE A 439 00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:21,854 GREAT PATRIOT DEB SAID THAT MANY 440 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,690 TIMES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 441 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,457 GREAT TO SEE YOU. 442 00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:27,926 NOW LET'S MEET OUR PANEL. 443 00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:33,766 ♪ ♪ 444 00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:35,768 WOW. 445 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,770 HE IS A DEMOCRATIC STRATEGIST 446 00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:39,805 AND CNN POLITICAL CONTRIBUTOR, 447 00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,974 R FRIEND PAUL BEGALA IS BACK 448 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,375 WITH US. 449 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:46,779 AND SHE'S A POLLSTER AND HOST OF 450 00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:49,481 A TREND LINE WITH KRISTIN SOLTIS 451 00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:52,017 ANDERSON, BACK WITH US, HOW ARE 452 00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:56,088 YOU DOING? 453 00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:59,925 WE HAVE TWO POLITICAL PROS I 454 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,226 USUALLY TRY TO AVOID HORSE RACE 455 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,428 AND TALK BECAUSE I THINK ONLY 456 00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:03,862 ONCE A WEEK WE'VE GOT TO RISE 457 00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:07,933 ABOVE THAT BUT LET'S DO IT TODAY 458 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,835 BECAUSE YOU TWO NO HORSES AND A 459 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:10,569 LOT OF PEOPLE THINK ONE OF THEM 460 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:14,940 IS READY FOR THE GLUE FACTORY. 461 00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:17,409 I SAW HIM AT THE STATE OF THE 462 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,545 UNION, HE LOOKED PRETTY SPRY TO 463 00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:22,448 ME AND I THINK THERE'S A LOT OF 464 00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:25,117 AGEISM THAT WAS INVOLVED WITH 465 00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:27,152 TALKING ABOUT JOE BIDEN. 466 00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:28,721 E FACT THAT MALCOLM SAID HE 467 00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:29,788 WAS 60, HE'S FIGHTING I 468 00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:31,156 UKRAINE, I THINK WE SHOULD THROW 469 00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:34,259 THAT INTO THE MIX IN THE AGEISM 470 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:34,560 DISCUSSION. 471 00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:38,864 [APPLAUSE] 472 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,700 HERE'S MY TAKE, I DON'T THINK 473 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,936 TRUMP CAN WIN A GENERAL ELECTION 474 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:44,937 AGAIN, IY DON'T. 475 00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:46,372 BUT I DON'T THINK THEY CAN DENY 476 00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:48,941 HIM THEOMINATION. 477 00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:51,276 BIDEN CAN WIN THE GENERAL 478 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:51,877 ELECTION BUT HIS PARTY DOESN'T 479 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,213 LIKE HIM AT ALL. 480 00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:57,416 THE NUMBERS -- ONE IN THREE ARE 481 00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:58,150 ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT TRUMP IN HIS 482 00:16:58,217 --> 00:17:02,488 PARTY, ONE IN SIX IN BIDEN'S OWN 483 00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:03,722 PARTY ABOUT HIM RUNNING AGAIN, 484 00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:05,924 HOW DO WE GET OF THIS 485 00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:08,727 CUL-DE-SAC OF ANOTHER 486 00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:09,595 TRUMP-BIDEN ELECTION? 487 00:17:09,661 --> 00:17:11,263 >> THE FACT THAT SO MOTERS 488 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:14,400 HAVE JUST A VISCERAL, NEGATIV 489 00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:15,567 REACTION TO THE IDEA OF WATCHING 490 00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:17,503 THAT MOVIE AGAIN MAY MEAN THAT 491 00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,004 THISN ELECTION WHERE YOU 492 00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:21,006 THINK YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S 493 00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:22,775 GOING TO HAPPEN. 494 00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:23,675 WE KNOW JOE BIDEN IS OBVIOUSLY 495 00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:24,443 GOING TO BE THE DEMOCRATIC 496 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:25,210 NOMINEE AND HE'S PROBABLY GOOD 497 00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:27,579 TO BE FAVORED IN THE GENE AND 498 00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:28,747 WE KNOW DONALD TRUMP IS ALMOST 499 00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:30,449 CERTAINLY GOING TO GET THE 500 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:31,717 REPUBLICAN NOMINATION BUT WHEN 501 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,452 YOU HAVE VOTERS THA THIS 502 00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:35,654 MAD ACROSS THE POLITICAL 503 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,723 SPECTRUM AND ABSENTLY HATE THE 504 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,124 OPTIONS AVAILABLE TO THEM, I 505 00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:39,925 THINK THERE'S ATLE BIT OF 506 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,027 CHAOS THAT CAN COME OUT OFHAT. 507 00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:42,594 >> Bill: YOU'RE SAYING IT'S 508 00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:47,566 GOING TO BE SOMEBODY ELSE? 509 00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:50,769 >> I THINK YOU SHOULD NOT ASS 510 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:51,570 DONALD TRUMP WILL WIN THE 511 00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:52,504 NOMINATION. 512 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:53,739 I THINK HE'S FAVORED BUT I DON'T 513 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,174 THINK THAT'S A GUARANTEE. 514 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,809 >> I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT BU 515 00:17:56,875 --> 00:18:00,546 THINK YOU ARE WRONG. 516 00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:01,980 THERE'S ABOUT 35% OF 517 00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:03,982 REPUBLICANS, THE ART JUST 518 00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,084 COMMITTED -- IF WE HAD A FULLY 519 00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:06,752 FUNCTIONAL MENTAL HEALTH SYSTEM 520 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:11,390 THEY WOULD BE BUT THEY LOVE 521 00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:11,757 BIDEN SO MUCH -- 522 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:12,024 [LAUGHTER] 523 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:16,295 [APPLAUSE]I LIVE IN RURAL AMERIY 524 00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:21,333 DON'T HAVE JUST BUMPER STICKERS 525 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:21,967 THEY HAVE FLAGS, SOME OF THEM 526 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:27,639 HAVE TATTOOS, MAKE AMERICA GR 527 00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:34,213 LETTER ATE -- I ADMIRE 528 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,815 RON DeSANTIS FOR WINNING 529 00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,383 FLORIDA BY 19 POINTS HE WON WHAT 530 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,219 ARE THE MOST DEMOCRATIC PARTS 531 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:43,889 THE STATE, HE'S GOT NOTHINGAGAIA 532 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,258 MULTICANDIDATE FIELD WHERE IT'S 533 00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:49,361 WINNER-TAKE-ALL TRUMP CAN'T LOSE 534 00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:50,128 THAT 35%. 535 00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:52,331 FIRST BEFE I THINK YOU ARE 536 00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:54,099 T. 537 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:55,968 BIDEN HAS A SECRET WEAPON, THE 538 00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:56,635 REPUBLICANS. 539 00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:57,836 THEY MAKE HIM LOOK SPRY AND A 540 00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:59,404 SMART AND YOUNG AND HE DID ALL 541 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,506 THAT IN THE STATE OF THE 542 00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:03,175 UNION -- BY THE WAY, BIDEN 543 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:03,942 IS EXACTLY NINE MONTHS OLDER 544 00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:06,678 THAN MICK JAGGER. 545 00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:13,785 MICK JAGGER IS STILL TOURING. 546 00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,821 >> I WATCHED THE WHOLE STATE OF 547 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,156 THE UNION FROM THE VERY FIRST 548 00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:20,893 MINUTE TO THE VERY LAST MINUT 549 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:21,760 OF SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS 550 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:22,160 RESPONSE. 551 00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:25,364 THE FIRST 30 MINUTES I THOUGHT C 552 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:28,333 FRIENDS ARE FEELING VERYREASSUR. 553 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,835 IT WAS A LITTLE BIT RUSHED IT 554 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:30,936 FELT SLOW IT DID NOT FEEL VERY 555 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:35,240 HIGH ENERGY, IT WAS NOT UNTIL 556 00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:37,209 THE COMBAT WITH REPUBCANS THAT 557 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:37,976 HE PERKED UP. 558 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,177 >> Bill: THAT'S IMPORTANT. 559 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:40,479 NOW THAT THE REPUBLICANS HAVE 560 00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:44,316 MADE THIS THE MAURY POVICH 561 00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:44,550 SHOW -- 562 00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:44,983 [LAUGHTER] 563 00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,585 YOU GUYS WANT TO MAKE THIS A 564 00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:47,185 HECKLE BATTLE? 565 00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:50,322 THEY BROUGHT AN ON AND HE WON. 566 00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:52,190 ON THE AD LIB. BATTLE WHICH 567 00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:53,191 TOLD ME HE'S NOT SENILE. 568 00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:55,594 FOR PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T WATCH IT 569 00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:57,763 TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED WHEN 570 00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:59,331 JOE BIDENAID REPUBLICANS WANT 571 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:00,599 TO GET RID OF SOCIAL SECURITY -- 572 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,935 THEY ALL SCREAMEAND YELLED. 573 00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:04,803 HE THEN TRICKED THEM INTO GIVING 574 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,306 HIM A STANDING OVATION, IS THAT 575 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:07,673 NOT TRUE? 576 00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:09,608 >> SET THE TRAP MASTERF 577 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,343 THEY DOVE INTO IT. 578 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,011 >> Bill: WHAT DID HE SAY? 579 00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:14,680 >> HE SAID SOME RCANS AND 580 00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:16,381 HE LATER SAID IT WAS 581 00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:17,583 SERICK SCOTT IN FLORIDA 582 00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:19,751 AND OTHERS HAVE CALLED FOR 583 00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,486 EITHER CUTTING OR SUN SETTI 584 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:22,087 SOCIAL SECURITY, MEDICARE, AND 585 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,456 OTHER PROGRAMS. 586 00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:31,330 THEY YELLED LIAR AND GEORGE 587 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:34,266 SANTOS WAS LIKE I'M OVER HERE. 588 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:34,533 [LAUGHTER] 589 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,601 [APPLAUSE] 590 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:39,338 THEY GAVE HIM ALL OF THE 591 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,539 ATTRIBUTES HE NEEDED, HE 592 00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,307 REASSURED HITY AND I THINK 593 00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,343 A LOT OF INDEPENDENTS THAT HE IS 594 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:49,214 FIT AN MENTALLY SHARP. 595 00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:52,150 HE PUT THE MOST POPULAR ISSUE 596 00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:53,118 FOR DEMOCRATS FRONT AND CENTER. 597 00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:54,753 SOCIAL SECURITY AND MEDICARE. 598 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,521 IF WERE TALKING ABOUT THAT 599 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:57,022 DEMOCRATS ARE WINNING. 600 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,924 >> DEMOCRATS THAT ARE HOPE 601 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:03,061 WHO SHOWS UP. 602 00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:04,563 IF JOE BIDEN DOESN'T RUN, WHO? 603 00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,932 THAT'S THE QUESTION? 604 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:07,699 >> Bill: WHY IS AGE A BIG 605 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:15,440 THE REPUBLICANS WITH TRUMP WHOBR 606 00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:20,512 WAE TO THE SAME AGE AND IT 607 00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:22,781 CERTAINLY TEN TIMES AS NUTTY. 608 00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:24,316 HE'S STUPID AND CRAZY. 609 00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:25,817 >> WHEN I'M TALKING TO VOTERS 610 00:21:25,884 --> 00:21:27,285 AND I GET THAT PHYSICAL REACT 611 00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:28,286 I CAN'T WATCH THIS MOVIE AGAIN 612 00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:30,188 PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NOT GOING TO 613 00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:31,823 BE THESE TWO GUYS, AGE DOES 614 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:34,092 FACTOR IN AND IT'S NOT 615 00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:34,693 NECESSARILY I DON'T THINK OLD 616 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:38,096 MEN CAN DO THIS SO MUCH AS IS 617 00:21:38,163 --> 00:21:42,801 THERE NO ONE ELS IN THIS WAY TO 618 00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,870 BAKE A COUNTRY WE HAVE TO KEEP 619 00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:45,470 GOING BACK TO THE SAME GUYS? 620 00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:48,740 [APPLAUSE] 621 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,776 >> Bill: YOU MENTIONED 622 00:21:50,842 --> 00:21:51,109 RON DeSANTIS. 623 00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:52,411 FOR DEMOCRATS IS NOT OBVIOUS WHO 624 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:53,011 THAT SOMEBODY ELSE WOU I 625 00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:54,613 DON'T KNOW WHO IT WOULD BE AND I 626 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,115 DON'T THINK T DO EITHER. 627 00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:57,883 IT'S PROBABLY NOT THE 628 00:21:57,949 --> 00:21:58,950 VICE PRESIDENT WHO WOULD BE THE 629 00:21:59,017 --> 00:22:01,019 NORMAL CHOICE BUT SHE'S NOT VERY 630 00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:02,354 POPULAR WITHIN THE PARTY EITHER 631 00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:04,189 AND DOESN'T SEEM -- IT JUST 632 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:04,723 DIDN'T WORK. 633 00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:07,492 IT'S LIKE THE LAKERS LAST YEAR. 634 00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:09,895 IT JUST DIDN'T WORK. 635 00:22:09,961 --> 00:22:12,264 OR THE NUTS NUTS. 636 00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:13,198 THE KEVIN TO RENT THING, JUST 637 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:19,705 DIDN'T WORKH KYRIE. 638 00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:22,574 TWO DEVELOPMENTS THIS WEEK, ONE, 639 00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,976 SOURCES CLO TO THE INSIDE OFTHEW 640 00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,712 WHAT THAT MEANS -- SAY HE'S 641 00:22:26,778 --> 00:22:29,014 DEFINITELY GOING TO GET IN. 642 00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:29,781 I PERSONALLY THINK THAT WOULD BE 643 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:32,050 A MISTAKE FOR HIM BECAUSE HE'S 644 00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:39,591 46 I THINK, JUST LET TRUMP DIE 645 00:22:39,658 --> 00:22:40,959 POLITICALLY, OR HE IS OLDER, IT 646 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:41,860 COULD HAPPEN I'M NOT WISHING IT 647 00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:48,133 BUT OKAY. 648 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,035 IF RON DeSANTIS GOT IN AGAINST 649 00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:52,304 TRUMPIAN WILL DO TO HIM WHAT HE 650 00:22:52,370 --> 00:22:54,372 DOES TO EVERYBODY IT WILL BE A 651 00:22:54,439 --> 00:22:56,508 BATTLE IN THE MUD AND ALL HE HAS 652 00:22:56,575 --> 00:22:59,244 TO DO IS WAIT A HEAN BE 653 00:22:59,311 --> 00:22:59,745 PRESIDENT. 654 00:22:59,811 --> 00:23:02,948 I NORMALLY WOULD SAY THEOPPOSITE 655 00:23:03,014 --> 00:23:04,249 THEY PICK YOU APART BUT IN THIS 656 00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:07,919 CASE IT CHANGES EVERYTHING. 657 00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:08,954 TRUMP IS ALREADY ATTACKING HIM. 658 00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:11,823 HE WENT AFTER HIM T WEEK FOR 659 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:14,693 BEING A GROOMER. 660 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,630 HE GOT A PICTURE OF HIM WHEN 661 00:23:18,697 --> 00:23:20,766 RON DeSANTIS WAS ACHER, 662 00:23:20,832 --> 00:23:22,567 HE'S WITH TWO OR THREE STUDENTS 663 00:23:22,634 --> 00:23:26,404 OR SOMETHING -- LOOK AT THIS. 664 00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:28,340 HERE IS RON SANCTIMONIOUS 665 00:23:28,406 --> 00:23:29,574 GROOMING HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS WITH 666 00:23:29,641 --> 00:23:30,675 ALCOHOL AS A TEACHER -- T 667 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:34,279 KNOW WHO THAT IS, IT COU BE 668 00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:36,281 RON SANCTIMONIOUS OR SOMEBODY 669 00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:36,481 ELSE. 670 00:23:36,548 --> 00:23:39,217 IS AT A PARTY WITH PEOPLE, THE 671 00:23:39,284 --> 00:23:42,921 IDEA THAT TRUMP WOULD CALL HIM A 672 00:23:42,988 --> 00:23:45,123 GROOMER RIGHT OFF THE BAT -- WE 673 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:46,458 ARE TWO YEARS FROM THE ELECTION 674 00:23:46,525 --> 00:23:49,361 AND YOU'RE ALREADY A GROOMER? 675 00:23:49,427 --> 00:23:54,332 >> THEUY MR. TRUMP WHO BRAGGED 676 00:23:54,399 --> 00:23:56,368 TO HOWARD STERN ABOUT GOING 677 00:23:56,434 --> 00:23:59,204 BACKSTAGE AT A MISS TEEN PAGEA 678 00:23:59,271 --> 00:23:59,971 PAGEANT? 679 00:24:00,038 --> 00:24:00,238 [LAUGHTER] 680 00:24:00,305 --> 00:24:02,107 >> Bill: THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW 681 00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:03,675 HOW THREATENING THIS GUY IS, 682 00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:08,113 THAT'S ALWAYS I'M N, YOU ARE. RP 683 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,148 ISIKE RUNNING INTO A WOOD 684 00:24:10,215 --> 00:24:10,916 CHIPPER BUT IF YOU DON'T HAVE 685 00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:13,852 THE GUTS TO DO IT, ONE OF THE 686 00:24:13,919 --> 00:24:15,153 THINGS THAT REPUBLICAN VOTERS 687 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:17,556 NOW IS THE STRENGTH.ING R 688 00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:18,790 THEY WANT SOMEONE WHO WILL 689 00:24:18,857 --> 00:24:20,759 FIGHT, THEY WANTOMEONE WHO IS 690 00:24:20,826 --> 00:24:21,326 STNG. 691 00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:22,427 IF YOU ARE RON DeSANTIS AND 692 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:23,428 SAY I'M GOING TO TAKE A PASS 693 00:24:23,495 --> 00:24:26,131 WHEN THIS IS YOUR MOMENT, YOU 694 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:27,332 DON'T GET YOUR MOMENT ALL THE 695 00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:27,666 TI 696 00:24:27,732 --> 00:24:29,167 >> Bill: IT'S GOING BE HIS 697 00:24:29,234 --> 00:24:30,735 MOMENT IN FOCAL YEARS ANYWAY 698 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:34,372 GOVERNOR OF FLORIDA, HE PROBABLY 699 00:24:34,439 --> 00:24:36,308 WON'T BE IN THE U.S. SENATE 700 00:24:36,374 --> 00:24:38,376 ENDLESSLY L CHALLENGE RICK 701 00:24:38,443 --> 00:24:38,610 SCOTT. 702 00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:41,112 HE IS GOING TO BE DOING NOTHING. 703 00:24:41,179 --> 00:24:44,349 I TH WOULD BE FOOLISH -- 704 00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:45,750 >> Bill: NIXON WASN'T ANYTHING 705 00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:47,118 WHEN HE RAN IN 19 706 00:24:47,185 --> 00:24:48,987 >> I THINK HE DOESN'T WHAT 707 00:24:49,054 --> 00:24:50,322 HE'S GETTING INTO. 708 00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:53,158 FOR TNG PEOPLE LOOK UP 709 00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:53,959 THAT YOUTUBE VIDEO OF MIKE TYSON 710 00:24:54,025 --> 00:24:57,996 FIGHTING MICHAEL SPINKS. 711 00:24:58,063 --> 00:25:00,932 >> Bill: 90 SECONDS. 712 00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,602 >> TYSON HIT HIM AND HIT THE 713 00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:05,537 GROUND. 714 00:25:05,604 --> 00:25:06,705 I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, HE 715 00:25:06,771 --> 00:25:11,910 ACCUSED TED CRU F 716 00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:13,111 COMPLICITY IN THE KENNEDY 717 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:14,746 ASSASSINATION, THERE IS NO 718 00:25:14,813 --> 00:25:16,581 BOTTOM WITH THIS GUY. 719 00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:17,582 I THINK RON DeSANTIS WON'T BE 720 00:25:17,649 --> 00:25:20,085 ABLE TO DEAL WITH THA 721 00:25:20,151 --> 00:25:22,153 PARTICULARLY ONE TRUMP CAN'T BE 722 00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:24,356 KNOCKED BELOW 30, 35% OF ITS 723 00:25:24,422 --> 00:25:24,689 PRIMARY. 724 00:25:24,756 --> 00:25:26,458 >> Bill: WHAT YOU THI THE 725 00:25:26,524 --> 00:25:30,462 MODEL THAT DeSANTIS HAS 726 00:25:30,528 --> 00:25:32,264 ADOPTED FOR HIMSELF FLORIDA IS 727 00:25:32,330 --> 00:25:34,499 ERE WOKE GOES TO DIE. 728 00:25:34,566 --> 00:25:35,734 SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS GAVE THE 729 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,803 RAPUNZEL, SHE USED TO BEMP 730 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:39,971 PRESS SECRETARY FOR A WHILE IS 731 00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:41,473 THAT THE ONE I'M THINKING OF? 732 00:25:41,539 --> 00:25:44,509 SHE'S THE DAUGHTER OF MIKE 733 00:25:44,576 --> 00:25:46,878 HUCKABEE, THE MIKE HUCKABEE 734 00:25:46,945 --> 00:25:50,315 DYNASTY. 735 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:50,782 WHERE NEPOTETS 736 00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:52,918 CHOLESTEROL. 737 00:25:52,984 --> 00:25:53,251 [LAUGHTER] 738 00:25:53,318 --> 00:25:56,755 [APPLAUSE] 739 00:25:56,821 --> 00:25:58,623 SHE SAID IT, OR CATCH LINE WAS 740 00:25:58,690 --> 00:25:59,791 IT'S NOT A CHOICE BETWEEN LEFT 741 00:25:59,858 --> 00:26:01,626 AND RIGHT, IT'S BETWEEN NORMAL 742 00:26:01,693 --> 00:26:03,895 AND CRAZY. 743 00:26:03,962 --> 00:26:05,730 THAT'S THE WAY SHE CHARACTERIZES 744 00:26:05,797 --> 00:26:06,865 POLITICS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF 745 00:26:06,932 --> 00:26:07,198 THAT? 746 00:26:07,265 --> 00:26:07,933 T'S A GOOD LINE THAT STUCK 747 00:26:07,999 --> 00:26:09,534 OUT BECAUSE IT'S THE SORT 748 00:26:09,601 --> 00:26:11,202 OF THING THAT I'VE HEARD AND 749 00:26:11,269 --> 00:26:13,672 FOCUS GROUPS TIME AGAINALTHOUGHM 750 00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:15,540 HEARING IT FROM A SWING VOTER, 751 00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:17,275 THE CHOICE IS BETWEEN CRAZY AND 752 00:26:17,342 --> 00:26:18,043 CRAZY. 753 00:26:18,109 --> 00:26:20,111 THE PROBLEM THAT SHE HAS IS SHE 754 00:26:20,178 --> 00:26:20,912 SAID IT'S A CHOICE BETWEEN 755 00:26:20,979 --> 00:26:22,781 NORMAL AND CRAZY, THAT'S HOW 756 00:26:22,847 --> 00:26:23,548 REPUBLICANS VIEW THIS. 757 00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:24,950 THEY THINK THE DOCRATS HAVE 758 00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:26,351 GONE OFF THE EDGE, THEY ARE 759 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,053 TRYING TO CHANGE AMERICA TO 760 00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:29,788 QUICKLY AND NORMAL AMERICANS 761 00:26:29,854 --> 00:26:31,189 MUST NATURALLY AGREE WITH THEM. 762 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:32,490 THE PROBLEM IS DEMOCRATS FEEL 763 00:26:32,557 --> 00:26:33,591 THE SAME WAY ABOUT REPUBLICANS 764 00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:34,559 THEY LOOK AT THE G.O.P. AND SAY 765 00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:38,863 YO GUYS ARE THE CRAZY ONES. 766 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:39,731 RIGHT NOW VOTERS WOULD LIKE 767 00:26:39,798 --> 00:26:41,132 NORMALCY, WE SAW THAT A LOT IN 768 00:26:41,199 --> 00:26:41,433 THE MIDTERM. 769 00:26:41,499 --> 00:26:44,302 YOU HAVE CANDIDATES JUST THE 770 00:26:44,369 --> 00:26:45,203 SHEER FORCE OF PARTISANSHIP WAS 771 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:46,104 NOT ENOUGH TO GET THEM ACROSS 772 00:26:46,171 --> 00:26:47,839 THE FINISH LINE, THEY WERE NOT 773 00:26:47,906 --> 00:26:50,175 PERCEIVED AS NORMAL. 774 00:26:50,241 --> 00:26:51,476 VOTERS WANT TO NORMALCY, OFTEN 775 00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:52,577 TIMES THEY FEEL LIKE THE CHOICE 776 00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:54,846 THEY HAVE IS BETWEEN CRAZY AND 777 00:26:54,913 --> 00:26:55,313 CRAZY. 778 00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:57,282 >> SHE FOLLOWED A SPEECH FOR THE 779 00:26:57,349 --> 00:26:58,650 PRT OF THE UNITED STATES 780 00:26:58,717 --> 00:27:00,085 SAID I WANT MORE BLUE-COLLAR 781 00:27:00,151 --> 00:27:02,053 JOANT MORE COMMUNITY 782 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:02,454 COLLEGE. 783 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,123 I WANT TO TAKE SOME OF THESE 784 00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:06,658 FEES OFF YOUR MONTHLY BILLS - 785 00:27:06,725 --> 00:27:09,728 PRETTY NORMAL STUFF AND THE 786 00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:10,328 REPUBLICANS WERE UNHINGED. 787 00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:11,563 SHE FOLLOWED A SPEECH IN WHICH 788 00:27:11,629 --> 00:27:13,898 HER PARTY D LOOK CRAZY AND MY 789 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,133 PARTY LOOKED PRETTY NORMAL AND 790 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,370 FRAMED IT THAT WAY. 791 00:27:18,436 --> 00:27:20,939 SHE'S GOT THE PARTY OF THE SPACE 792 00:27:21,006 --> 00:27:23,008 LASERS AND WHINING HOWHE M&MS 793 00:27:23,074 --> 00:27:25,176 ARE DRESSED IN A CARTOON -- 794 00:27:25,243 --> 00:27:26,711 REALLY? 795 00:27:26,778 --> 00:27:31,549 [APPLAUSE] 796 00:27:31,616 --> 00:27:33,885 >> Bill: W MARIO CUOMO 797 00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:38,323 WHO SAID YOU CAMPAIGN IN POETRY 798 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:39,290 BUT YOU GOVERN IN PROSE? 799 00:27:39,357 --> 00:27:40,892 I THOUGHT OF THAS WEEK, I 800 00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:42,327 SAW WHAT I THOUGHT WAS THE 801 00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:43,728 FUNNTORY I'D SEEN IN A 802 00:27:43,795 --> 00:27:45,397 LONG TIME ABOUT THE TALIBAN 803 00:27:45,463 --> 00:27:46,798 BEING UPSET ABOUT HAVING TO 804 00:27:46,865 --> 00:27:49,367 GOVERN NOW AND IT'S TRUE. 805 00:27:49,434 --> 00:27:50,368 IT'S A LOT OF FUN TO BE THE 806 00:27:50,435 --> 00:27:54,372 REVOLUTIONARY -- JIHADIST FUN, 807 00:27:54,439 --> 00:27:56,141 IT JUST IS. 808 00:27:56,207 --> 00:27:58,309 BUT THEN YOU WIN, THEYON. 809 00:27:58,376 --> 00:28:00,712 AND NOW THEY HAVE TO GOVERN THIS 810 00:28:00,779 --> 00:28:00,945 COUNTRY? 811 00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:02,714 DEVICE NEWS WHICH I USED TO BE A 812 00:28:02,781 --> 00:28:03,782 PART OF, THEY DID THIS WHOLE 813 00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:07,719 STORY -- THE INTERVIEWED A LOT 814 00:28:07,786 --> 00:28:08,720 OF THESE TALIBAN COMMANDERS WHO 815 00:28:08,787 --> 00:28:10,321 ARE NOW LIVING IN THE CAPITAL 816 00:28:10,388 --> 00:28:12,290 AND THEY DON'T LIKE IT. 817 00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:16,528 ONE OF THEM SAID I MISSED THE 818 00:28:16,594 --> 00:28:17,829 JIHADIST LIFE FOR ALL THE GOOD 819 00:28:17,896 --> 00:28:18,196 THINGS THAT HAD. 820 00:28:18,263 --> 00:28:24,202 I LOVE THIS -- A FORMER SNIPE 821 00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:26,938 LIFE WAS SIMPLE AND FREE 822 00:28:27,005 --> 00:28:29,841 DURING JIHAD, THE TELEREN WAS 823 00:28:29,908 --> 00:28:32,710 FREE OF RESTRICTIONS, NOW WE SI- 824 00:28:32,777 --> 00:28:37,515 DON'T YOU HATE THAT? 825 00:28:37,582 --> 00:28:39,217 COMPLAINED ABOUT, THE TRAFFIC. 826 00:28:39,284 --> 00:28:41,386 I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP, HE SAID 827 00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:43,455 LAST YEAR WAS TOLERABLE BUT NOW 828 00:28:43,521 --> 00:28:46,624 IT'S BECOME MORE CONGESTED TO. , 829 00:28:46,691 --> 00:28:48,259 THESE DAYS YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE 830 00:28:48,326 --> 00:28:49,394 OFFICE B 8:00 A.M. AND STAY 831 00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:58,269 THERE UNTIL FOUR. 832 00:28:58,336 --> 00:28:58,770 WE ARE TESTED BY CARS, 833 00:28:58,837 --> 00:29:00,705 POSITIONS, WEALTH, AND WOMEN. 834 00:29:00,772 --> 00:29:07,712 MANY OF OUR N HAVE FALLEN INTO 835 00:29:07,779 --> 00:29:09,881 THAT SEEMINGLY SWEET BUT BITTER 836 00:29:09,948 --> 00:29:10,882 TRAPS. 837 00:29:10,949 --> 00:29:11,449 COUNTY FROM ACCOUNTING IS 838 00:29:11,516 --> 00:29:12,317 SHOWING A LITTLE ANKLE AROUND 839 00:29:12,383 --> 00:29:14,586 THE OFFICE. 840 00:29:14,652 --> 00:29:16,855 [LAUGHTER] 841 00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:19,757 WE LOOKED INTO IT A LITTLE 842 00:29:19,824 --> 00:29:21,159 FURTHER, THERE ARE OTHER 843 00:29:21,226 --> 00:29:21,993 COMPLAINTS TIBAN HAVE 844 00:29:22,060 --> 00:29:25,196 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?C 845 00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:28,900 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT. 846 00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:34,305 BEARD IS STUCK I T COPIER. MY 847 00:29:34,372 --> 00:29:38,143 [LAUGHTER] 848 00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:40,044 >> Bill: I CAN'T FIND WINGTIPS 849 00:29:40,111 --> 00:29:41,546 TO GO WITH MY SUICIDE VEST. 850 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:42,547 THE SNACK MACHINE IS ALWAYS OUT 851 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:45,583 OF OPIUM. 852 00:29:45,650 --> 00:29:48,286 [LAUGHTER] 853 00:29:48,353 --> 00:29:49,487 GETTING CARPAL TUNNEL IN MY 854 00:29:49,554 --> 00:29:52,557 BEHEADING HAND. 855 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,492 [LAUGHTER] 856 00:29:54,559 --> 00:29:56,561 LL COWORKERS I USED TO BLOW 857 00:29:56,628 --> 00:30:00,632 UP STATUES OF BUDDHA AND THEY 858 00:30:00,698 --> 00:30:04,302 SAY "OKAY BOOMER." 859 00:30:04,369 --> 00:30:07,005 [LAUGHTER] 860 00:30:07,071 --> 00:30:11,543 TO WORKING FROM CAVES. 861 00:30:11,609 --> 00:30:13,278 I WAS DUE FOR A PROMOTION, WHO 862 00:30:13,344 --> 00:30:15,013 DID THEY GIVE IT TO? 863 00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:18,082 OF THE WARLORDS SOME. 864 00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:18,349 [LAUGHTER] 865 00:30:18,416 --> 00:30:23,755 [APPLAUSE] 866 00:30:23,821 --> 00:30:25,723 NO WOMEN ARE ALLED TO WORK 867 00:30:25,790 --> 00:30:29,761 THROUGH A SEXUAL HARASSMENTSIT 868 00:30:29,827 --> 00:30:31,863 SEMINAR. 869 00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:32,931 [LAUGHTER] 870 00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:39,537 AND OF COURSE YOU TRY RUNNINGAC. 871 00:30:39,604 --> 00:30:40,004 [LAUGHTER] 872 00:30:40,071 --> 00:30:44,576 [APPLAUSE] 873 00:30:44,642 --> 00:30:46,711 OKAY, YOU ARE MENTIONING SOME OF 874 00:30:46,778 --> 00:30:47,545 THE THINGS THAT WAS SAYING 875 00:30:47,612 --> 00:30:49,948 HE WAS GOING TO DO IN HIS SPEECH 876 00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:51,683 ANDUGHT THAT WAS 877 00:30:51,749 --> 00:30:53,284 REASSURING, THAT REMINDED ME OF 878 00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:56,888 CLINTON ERA STUFF THAT RETURNING 879 00:30:56,955 --> 00:30:57,422 TO THE SMALL BORE STUFF. 880 00:30:57,488 --> 00:30:59,857 WE ARE GOING TO GET RID OF THE 881 00:30:59,924 --> 00:31:01,159 FEES, THE RESORT FEES, STUFF 882 00:31:01,226 --> 00:31:04,162 THAT MAKES P-- AND WE DO 883 00:31:04,229 --> 00:31:05,597 HAVE GIANT ISSUES OF THE 884 00:31:05,663 --> 00:31:06,164 GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE DEALING 885 00:31:06,231 --> 00:31:09,234 WITH BUT I THINK MOST OF US ARE 886 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:10,635 SO CYNICAL -- PEOPLE CAN'T DO 887 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:13,671 THAT, THEY CAN'T FIX ANYTHING. 888 00:31:13,738 --> 00:31:14,639 YOU KNOW WHAT? 889 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:16,774 YOU COULD GET ME HOME FOR 890 00:31:16,841 --> 00:31:17,342 CHRISTMAS IF YOU DO SOMETHING 891 00:31:17,408 --> 00:31:20,378 ABOUT THE AIRLINES OR MAKE THEM 892 00:31:20,445 --> 00:31:23,514 HAVE THE SEAT BIG ENOUGH TO FIT 893 00:31:23,581 --> 00:31:26,384 IN. 894 00:31:26,451 --> 00:31:31,055 I SEE CLUB OR HEARINGS ON 895 00:31:31,122 --> 00:31:31,389 TICKETMASTER. 896 00:31:31,456 --> 00:31:32,690 THIS IS A WINNINGNG FOR THE 897 00:31:32,757 --> 00:31:35,627 DEMOCRATS, DON'T YOU THINK? 898 00:31:35,693 --> 00:31:37,862 TO MAKE AN ISSUE OF EVERYTHING 899 00:31:37,929 --> 00:31:40,298 ANDY ROONEY USED TO COMPLAIN 900 00:31:40,365 --> 00:31:41,699 ABOUT. 901 00:31:41,766 --> 00:31:42,333 [LAUGHTER] 902 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,669 >> IT WOULDN'T SURISE ME IF 903 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,104 THERE ARE A LOT OF SINGLE ISSUE 904 00:31:46,170 --> 00:31:47,939 TAYLOR SWIFT FANERS WHO ARE 905 00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:49,474 TICKED OFF ABOUT THAT WHOLE 906 00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:50,675 SITUATION. 907 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:51,909 ONE THING THAT WORRIES ME -- I 908 00:31:51,976 --> 00:31:53,811 DON'T LIKE A RESORT FEE IS. 909 00:31:53,878 --> 00:31:55,013 I DON'T LIKE AIRLINES HAVING 910 00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:56,948 EXTRA CHARGES BUT JUST BECAUSE I 911 00:31:57,015 --> 00:31:58,616 LIKE SOMETHING DOESN'T 912 00:31:58,683 --> 00:31:59,550 MEAN I NECESSARILY THINK 913 00:31:59,617 --> 00:32:01,319 GOVERNMENT OUGHT TO STAMP IT OUT 914 00:32:01,386 --> 00:32:01,486 TO. 915 00:32:01,552 --> 00:32:03,788 I N'T KNOW THAT I FEEL 916 00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:05,290 COMFORTABLE WITH JOE BIDEN BEING 917 00:32:05,356 --> 00:32:06,858 THE ARBITER OF WHAT COUNTS AS A 918 00:32:06,924 --> 00:32:08,092 RESORT OR NOT AND I THOUGHT THAT 919 00:32:08,159 --> 00:32:09,827 WAS WEIRD THAT WAS A COMMENT IN 920 00:32:09,894 --> 00:32:10,995 THE STATE OF THE UNION FROM THE 921 00:32:11,062 --> 00:32:12,664 COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF THE 922 00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:13,564 WORLD'S GREATEST MILITARY. 923 00:32:13,631 --> 00:32:15,300 IT SEEMS THAT SMALL BALL AND I 924 00:32:15,366 --> 00:32:16,968 GET FOR MOSTEOPLE THEYE 925 00:32:17,035 --> 00:32:18,169 HEARD SO MANY POLITICIANSAY WE 926 00:32:18,236 --> 00:32:20,405 ARE GOING TO RAISE TEACHER PAY 927 00:32:20,471 --> 00:32:21,606 AND LOWER HEALTH CARE COSTS AND 928 00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:22,340 FIGHT CLIMATE CHANGE AND DO ALL 929 00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:24,108 THESE THINGS AND IT NEVER REALLY 930 00:32:24,175 --> 00:32:26,377 HAPPENS TO SAYING SOMETHING 931 00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:27,912 SMALL SOUNDS POSSIBLE. 932 00:32:27,979 --> 00:32:29,380 IT FELT LIKE AN ODD NOTE TOIT 933 00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:31,849 IN A SPEECH THAT COULD BE ABOUT 934 00:32:31,916 --> 00:32:33,017 BIGGER THEMES THAN THAT. 935 00:32:33,084 --> 00:32:36,087 >> HE HAD BIGGER THEMES TOO. 936 00:32:36,154 --> 00:32:37,322 HE TALKED ABOUT FREE COMMUNITY 937 00:32:37,388 --> 00:32:38,523 COLLEGE WHICH WOULD CHANGE THE 938 00:32:38,589 --> 00:32:40,058 FACE OF AMERICA IF YOUNG PEOPLE 939 00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:43,428 COULD GET TWO YEARSPOST-HIGH SC. 940 00:32:43,494 --> 00:32:44,329 HE TALKED ABOUT MAKING 941 00:32:44,395 --> 00:32:44,996 BILLIONAIRES PAY MORE IN TAXES 942 00:32:45,063 --> 00:32:48,066 THAN THEIR SECRETARIES -- 943 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:50,101 >> AREN'T THOSE THINGS HAVE BEEN 944 00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:51,102 TONS OF STATE OF THE UNIONS IN 945 00:32:51,169 --> 00:32:52,937 THE PAST, DIDN'T OBAMA ALWAYS 946 00:32:53,004 --> 00:32:53,204 SAY THAT? 947 00:32:53,271 --> 00:32:54,806 >> THE REASON THEY NEVER HAPPEN 948 00:32:54,872 --> 00:32:55,873 IS THEY ARE VERY BIG AND HARD TO 949 00:32:55,940 --> 00:32:56,040 DO. 950 00:32:56,107 --> 00:32:57,942 HE'S GOT SOME OF ALL 951 00:32:58,009 --> 00:32:59,277 THINGS BUT I THINK HE'S SHOWING 952 00:32:59,344 --> 00:33:01,446 US A VERY CLEAR AND I THINK 953 00:33:01,512 --> 00:33:02,547 ILLIANT STRATEGY. 954 00:33:02,613 --> 00:33:03,481 HIM HE'S LAYING OUT THESE 955 00:33:03,548 --> 00:33:04,949 POPULAR THINGS THAT ARE NOT AT 956 00:33:05,016 --> 00:33:08,086 PARTISAN PART OF THE HIDDEN 957 00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:09,854 CABLE FEES COST AN AVERAGE 958 00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:10,455 AMERICAN 450 BUCKS A YEAR IN 959 00:33:10,521 --> 00:33:13,925 HIDDEN FEES. 960 00:33:13,991 --> 00:33:14,625 PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THAT. 961 00:33:14,692 --> 00:33:16,361 THE REPUBLICANS THE HOUSE 962 00:33:16,427 --> 00:33:17,962 WILL EITHER HAVE TO PASS THOSE 963 00:33:18,029 --> 00:33:19,130 THINGS AND GIVE HIM AN 964 00:33:19,197 --> 00:33:20,565 ACCOMPLISHMENT TO RUN ON OR KILL 965 00:33:20,631 --> 00:33:21,699 THEM AND GIVE THEM AN ISSUE TO 966 00:33:21,766 --> 00:33:21,999 RUN ON. 967 00:33:22,066 --> 00:33:24,168 EITHER WAY HE'S A WINNER AND 968 00:33:24,235 --> 00:33:24,969 KEVIN McCARTHY DOES NOT LOOK 969 00:33:25,036 --> 00:33:27,872 GOOD TO. 970 00:33:27,939 --> 00:33:29,874 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 971 00:33:29,941 --> 00:33:31,376 >> Bill: I BASICALLY IN MY GUT 972 00:33:31,442 --> 00:33:32,910 FEEL THE SAME WAY BUT WHO ELSE 973 00:33:32,977 --> 00:33:36,314 IS GOING TO STUFF THAT IS MY 974 00:33:36,381 --> 00:33:36,781 QUESTION? 975 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,216 >> IT'S SOMETHING STATES CAN 976 00:33:38,282 --> 00:33:38,516 PURSUE. 977 00:33:38,583 --> 00:33:40,318 PENNSYLVANIA JUST ELECTED A NEW 978 00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:45,256 GOVERNOR, GOVERNOR SHAPIRO WAS 979 00:33:45,323 --> 00:33:46,891 AN ATTORNEY GENERAL, HE THOUGHT 980 00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:48,426 MARRIOTT ABOUT THESE RESORT FEES 981 00:33:48,493 --> 00:33:49,026 AN BACKED OFF, THEY SAID 982 00:33:49,093 --> 00:33:51,729 FROM NOW ON FEES WILL BE LOADED 983 00:33:51,796 --> 00:33:54,465 AND WHEN YOU FIRST SEE THE 984 00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:56,300 PRICE, THERE ALWAYS GOVERNMENT 985 00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:56,968 CAN PUT PRESSURE FOR THINGS LIKE 986 00:33:57,034 --> 00:33:58,569 TRANSPARENCY AND AT THE STATE 987 00:33:58,636 --> 00:33:59,337 LEVEL, THAT DOESN'T WORRY ME AS 988 00:33:59,404 --> 00:34:00,972 MUCH BUT IT'S WHEN YOU SUDDENLY 989 00:34:01,038 --> 00:34:02,673 HAVE POLITICIANS WHO ARE TRYING 990 00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:04,375 TO POPULAR THINGS BUT THEY ARE 991 00:34:04,442 --> 00:34:05,710 THINGS THAT LITTLE BY LITTLE 992 00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:07,478 TAKE AWAY BITS AND PIECES OF 993 00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:09,380 LIBERTY AND EVERYONE IS WHO 994 00:34:09,447 --> 00:34:10,381 CARES BECAUSE IT'S THESE 995 00:34:10,448 --> 00:34:11,282 COMPANIES WE DON'T EVEN LIKE, IT 996 00:34:11,349 --> 00:34:14,752 SETS A PRECEDENT -- 997 00:34:14,819 --> 00:34:16,087 >> Bill: IS IT REALLY LIBERTY, 998 00:34:16,154 --> 00:34:19,457 IN THEEX WRITER BECAMEWAS KILLED 999 00:34:19,524 --> 00:34:23,060 REPUBLICANS, ASHLEY BABBITT I 1000 00:34:23,127 --> 00:34:24,362 THINK WAS HER NAME? 1001 00:34:24,429 --> 00:34:25,463 AND SHE HAD THIS SMALL BUSINESS 1002 00:34:25,530 --> 00:34:27,331 AND SHE GOT IN T WITH IT, 1003 00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:30,868 WAS TOOK OUT A LOAN, WAS BEING 1004 00:34:30,935 --> 00:34:31,502 CHARGED 159% INTEREST AND SHE 1005 00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:34,772 WENT TO WASHINGTON TO CHANT STOP 1006 00:34:34,839 --> 00:34:38,643 THE STEAL WHICH FOUND KIND OF 1007 00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:41,279 IRONIC 1008 00:34:41,345 --> 00:34:43,214 SHE WAS AGAINST NANCY PELOSI AND 1009 00:34:43,281 --> 00:34:46,350 THE DEMOCRATS -- THEEMOCRATS 1010 00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:48,986 CERTAINLY HAVE THEIR ISSUES ANDY 1011 00:34:49,053 --> 00:34:56,394 STUFF BUT IF EXPLOITATIONECONOMD 1012 00:34:56,461 --> 00:34:56,994 YOU ARE FIGHTING AGAINST THE 1013 00:34:57,061 --> 00:34:58,696 PARTY OF ELIZABETH WARREN, 1014 00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:03,634 YOU'RE NOT THAT BRI. 1015 00:35:03,701 --> 00:35:04,035 [APPLAUSE] 1016 00:35:04,101 --> 00:35:05,870 >> THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 1017 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,705 A LOAN SHARK AND DO YOU WANT TO 1018 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:09,474 FLY ON THE SPIRIT AIRLINES 1019 00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:09,907 VERSUS DELTA? 1020 00:35:09,974 --> 00:35:11,976 THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING. 1021 00:35:12,043 --> 00:35:13,277 >> Bill: I KNOW BUT A BANK 1022 00:35:13,344 --> 00:35:15,446 BEING ABLE TO CHARGE A 169% 1023 00:35:15,513 --> 00:35:17,348 INTEREST, THERE IS PARTY 1024 00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:18,082 MUCH MORE THAN THE OTHER PARTY 1025 00:35:18,149 --> 00:35:20,718 IS FIGHT THAT. 1026 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:24,121 >> THIS IS A THING -- YOU MAY 1027 00:35:24,188 --> 00:35:24,722 NOT LIKE DONALD TRUMP BUT THIS 1028 00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,390 IS ONE THING HE HAS ACTUALLY 1029 00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:28,726 CHANGED IN THE.O.P. 1030 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:33,464 >> HE LITERALLY RUNS RESORTS. 1031 00:35:33,531 --> 00:35:33,731 [LAUGHTER] 1032 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:35,633 >> FREE MARKET, BUSINESS CAN DO 1033 00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:36,767 WHATEVER, THAT HAS BEEN CURBED 1034 00:35:36,834 --> 00:35:38,536 IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND ALL 1035 00:35:38,603 --> 00:35:39,904 REPUS ARE JUST AS LIKELY 1036 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,539 AS DEMOCRATS TO SAY THEY DON'T 1037 00:35:41,606 --> 00:35:43,274 LIKE BIG BUSINESS, THEY DON'T 1038 00:35:43,341 --> 00:35:45,776 LIKE BANKS, THIS IS A CHANGE 1039 00:35:45,843 --> 00:35:46,544 THAT HAS HAPPENED RELATIVELY 1040 00:35:46,611 --> 00:35:47,945 QUICKLY AND IT HAS BEEN DURING 1041 00:35:48,012 --> 00:35:50,281 TRUMP ERROR OF THE G.O.P. 1042 00:35:50,348 --> 00:35:51,883 >> Bill: I MUST HSSED 1043 00:35:51,949 --> 00:35:52,083 THAT. 1044 00:35:52,149 --> 00:35:55,486 >> THAN THEY PASS THIS STUFF. 1045 00:35:55,553 --> 00:35:58,756 DURING THE TRUMP ERA THEY PASSED 1046 00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:00,291 A $2.3 TRILLION CTE TAX 1047 00:36:00,358 --> 00:36:02,493 CUTS AT A TIME WHEN CORPORATE 1048 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:03,628 PROFITS WERE ALREADY AT A RECORD 1049 00:36:03,694 --> 00:36:05,429 HIGH, D RUSH IN AND SAVE 1050 00:36:05,496 --> 00:36:07,231 SOME WORKING PERSON UNDER WATER, 1051 00:36:07,298 --> 00:36:09,300 THEY GAVE TWO AND A HALF 1052 00:36:09,367 --> 00:36:10,334 TRILLION DOLLARS OF OUR MONEY TO 1053 00:36:10,401 --> 00:36:12,169 BIG CORPORATIONS, YOU CAN'T 1054 00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:16,207 REALLY CLAIM YOU'RE AN IF YOU'RE 1055 00:36:16,274 --> 00:36:19,577 GIVING $2 TRILLION. 1056 00:36:19,644 --> 00:36:24,282 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1057 00:36:24,348 --> 00:36:25,149 >> Bill: QUALITY-OF-LIFE 1058 00:36:25,216 --> 00:36:26,417 ISSUES ARE GOING TO BE WHAT WE 1059 00:36:26,484 --> 00:36:27,652 DECIDE TO SELECTION ON I SAW 1060 00:36:27,718 --> 00:36:29,954 THIS IN THE "L.A. TIMES." 1061 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:32,490 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH PORTLAND? 1062 00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:33,257 ALMOST ALL CITIES ARE 1063 00:36:33,324 --> 00:36:34,859 DEMOCRATICALLY RUN AND THIS IS 1064 00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:36,561 ONE OF THE BIG TALKINGOINTS ON 1065 00:36:36,627 --> 00:36:38,262 THE RIGHT, CITIES IN AMERICA ARE 1066 00:36:38,329 --> 00:36:40,364 FALLINGRT, RUN BY DEMOCRATS, 1067 00:36:40,431 --> 00:36:42,633 WIRED WE BLAMING THE DEMOCRATS? 1068 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:44,635 THIS IS THE "L.A. TIMES," VERY 1069 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:46,737 LIBERAL DEMOCRATIC PAPER -- 1070 00:36:46,804 --> 00:36:48,806 NGS,, OTHER CRIME 1071 00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:51,542 TEST CITIES PROGRESSIVE STRAIN. 1072 00:36:51,609 --> 00:36:52,543 THEY GO INTO SPECIFICS, T 1073 00:36:52,610 --> 00:36:55,713 NUMBER OF UNHOUSED PEOPLE 1074 00:36:55,780 --> 00:36:57,214 JUMPED, SHOOTINGS AND THE CITY 1075 00:36:57,281 --> 00:37:00,685 HAVE TRIPLED, HOMICIDES ARE ATR. 1076 00:37:00,751 --> 00:37:02,853 LOWER-LEVEL CRIMES LIKE VEHICLES 1077 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,524 BEING STOLEN -- THE DEMOCRATS 1078 00:37:06,591 --> 00:37:07,258 AND THEIR IN THE PORTLAND CITY 1079 00:37:07,325 --> 00:37:08,159 COMMISSION SAID YOU DON'T HAVE 1080 00:37:08,225 --> 00:37:09,460 TO WATCH FOX NEWS TO LOOK AROUND 1081 00:37:09,527 --> 00:37:12,263 PORTLAND AND SAY THIS IS NOT 1082 00:37:12,330 --> 00:37:12,463 COOL. 1083 00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:14,031 THIS IS A BIG ACHILLES' HEEL FOR 1084 00:37:14,098 --> 00:37:16,133 THE DEMOCRATS COME IS IT NOT? TT 1085 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,069 OF IT. 1086 00:37:18,135 --> 00:37:19,770 I WANT TO DEMOCRAT TO SAY YOU 1087 00:37:19,837 --> 00:37:24,075 KNOWPEOPLE BELONG IN JAIL. 1088 00:37:24,141 --> 00:37:25,743 THE RAPISTS, THE MURDERERS -- 1089 00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:26,277 >> Bill: THE ONE CLAP FOR 1090 00:37:26,344 --> 00:37:27,912 THAT, I FIND THAT VERY 1091 00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:28,579 INTERESTING. 1092 00:37:28,646 --> 00:37:30,314 LET'S PAUSE THERE, ONEERSON 1093 00:37:30,381 --> 00:37:32,183 WAS LIKE YES, SOME PEOPLE BELONG 1094 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,418 IN JAIL, EVERYBODY ELSE, KNOW 1095 00:37:34,485 --> 00:37:37,555 JAIL.DON'T, NOBODY BELONGSN 1096 00:37:37,622 --> 00:37:39,223 I'M GOING TO GO OUT ON A LIMB, 1097 00:37:39,290 --> 00:37:41,125 PEOPLE BELONG IN JAIL. 1098 00:37:41,192 --> 00:37:42,660 >> IT'S NOT THE 10-YEAR-OLD GIRL 1099 00:37:42,727 --> 00:37:49,667 IN INDIANA WHO GOT RAPED -- 1100 00:37:49,734 --> 00:37:51,035 >> Bill: THAT'S AN EXTREME 1101 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:51,268 EXAMPLE. 1102 00:37:51,335 --> 00:37:54,639 >> THEY ARE AN EXTREME PARTY! 1103 00:37:54,705 --> 00:37:57,975 CRISFIELD CALIFORNIA HOMETOWN OF 1104 00:37:58,042 --> 00:37:59,110 KEVIN McCARTHY COME A MUCH 1105 00:37:59,176 --> 00:38:00,311 HIGHER MURDER RATE THAN 1106 00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:01,312 NANCY PELOSI'S SAN FRANCISCO, 1107 00:38:01,379 --> 00:38:05,683 WHY AOCRATS THAT? 1108 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:07,084 THEY A STUDY EVEN IF YOU 1109 00:38:07,151 --> 00:38:08,719 TAKE THE CITY'S OUTCOME OF THE 1110 00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:10,454 SEVEN STATES WITH THE HIGHEST 1111 00:38:10,521 --> 00:38:13,891 MURDER RATE ALL TRUMP STATES 1112 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:14,759 THAT 25 STATES THAT WENT FOR 1113 00:38:14,825 --> 00:38:16,627 SPEED TO HAVE A HIGHER 1114 00:38:16,694 --> 00:38:18,496 MURDER RATE, THE CRIME PROBLEM 1115 00:38:18,562 --> 00:38:22,133 IS IN RURAL AMERICA TOO AND IT'S 1116 00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:23,200 IN SUBURBAN AMERICA. 1117 00:38:23,267 --> 00:38:24,335 I DO THINK -- I THINK THE LEFT 1118 00:38:24,402 --> 00:38:25,836 DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR AND THE 1119 00:38:25,903 --> 00:38:26,470 RIGHT DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR THAT 1120 00:38:26,537 --> 00:38:31,876 WE NEED MORE COPS AND IF YOU ARE 1121 00:38:31,942 --> 00:38:34,045 DONE >> BETTER TRAINING FOR 1122 00:38:34,111 --> 00:38:34,645 BETTER SCREENING WE WILL NEVER 1123 00:38:34,712 --> 00:38:37,114 TOLERATE POLICE BRUTALITY BUT -- 1124 00:38:37,181 --> 00:38:38,949 >> Bill: THAT TO ME SOUND LIKE 1125 00:38:39,016 --> 00:38:40,685 A GRAND BARGAIN, REMEMBER WHEN 1126 00:38:40,751 --> 00:38:41,719 WE USED TO HAVE GRAND BARGAINS 1127 00:38:41,786 --> 00:38:43,621 WILL BE EVER GET BACK TO THAT? 1128 00:38:43,688 --> 00:38:45,756 YOU JUST SAID IT'S COME A GRAND 1129 00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:46,323 BARGAIN. 1130 00:38:46,390 --> 00:38:48,025 MORE COPS, FEWER GUNS. 1131 00:38:48,092 --> 00:38:49,360 >> THERE WAS SOME BIPARTISANSHIP 1132 00:38:49,427 --> 00:38:51,095 IN CONGRESS THIS WEEK AND IT WAS 1133 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:52,329 BECAUSE THE D.C. CITY COUNCIL 1134 00:38:52,396 --> 00:38:54,932 VOTED A COUPLE WEEKS AGO TO 1135 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:55,833 REPEAL AND REDUCE SOME PENALTIES 1136 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:57,168 ON CRIMES IN THE MIDST OF A 1137 00:38:57,234 --> 00:38:59,870 CRIME WAVE THEY HAVE MADE IT 1138 00:38:59,937 --> 00:39:01,005 LESS PENALTIES AND CONGRESS 1139 00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:03,908 BECAUSE IT D.C. IS THE FEDERAL 1140 00:39:03,974 --> 00:39:04,675 DISTRICT, CONGRESS HAS FOR 1141 00:39:04,742 --> 00:39:06,143 DECADES NOT ACTUALLY OVERTURNED 1142 00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:07,478 ANYTHING THE BC GOVERNMENT DID 1143 00:39:07,545 --> 00:39:10,347 AND REPUBLICANS WITH MANYMOCRATO 1144 00:39:10,414 --> 00:39:12,249 OVERTURN THIS CHANGE AND IT 1145 00:39:12,316 --> 00:39:15,252 HAPPENED ON A DAY WHERE 1146 00:39:15,319 --> 00:39:16,053 DEIC CONGRESSMAN ANGIE 1147 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:16,854 CRAIG OF MINNESOTAUGGED IN 1148 00:39:16,921 --> 00:39:18,222 THE LOBBY OF HER BUILDING AS SHE 1149 00:39:18,289 --> 00:39:20,424 WAS LEAVING IN THE MORNING TO GO 1150 00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:21,292 TO THE HILL. 1151 00:39:21,358 --> 00:39:23,027 THANKFULLY SHE'S OKAY BUT IT'S A 1152 00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:24,295 REAL WAKE-UP CALL TO A LOT OF 1153 00:39:24,361 --> 00:39:25,896 FOLKS THAT THIS IS NOT OKAY, 1154 00:39:25,963 --> 00:39:27,098 THIS IS NOT NORMAL, IT DOES NOT 1155 00:39:27,164 --> 00:39:33,270 HAVE TO BE THIS WAY. 1156 00:39:33,337 --> 00:39:36,107 >> FOR DEMOCRATS AND MY FELLOW 1157 00:39:36,173 --> 00:39:37,241 LIBERALS, IT'S THE PEOPLE WE 1158 00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:39,343 SUPPOSEDLY CARE AB WHO ARE 1159 00:39:39,410 --> 00:39:40,544 VICTIMS OF CRIME HERE. 1160 00:39:40,611 --> 00:39:42,379 ELON MUSK IS NOT GOING TO GE 1161 00:39:42,446 --> 00:39:44,548 HIS CAR JACK TO ITS POOR PEOPLE, 1162 00:39:44,615 --> 00:39:46,383 WORKING PEOPLE, THEY ARE THE 1163 00:39:46,450 --> 00:39:46,951 VICTIMS OF CRIME. 1164 00:39:47,017 --> 00:39:48,152 IF YOU LOOK AT ALL THE POLLING 1165 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:49,954 IN THE VOTING IT'S THOSE FOLKS 1166 00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:52,957 WHO ARE VOTING FOR MORE 1167 00:39:53,023 --> 00:39:54,859 SECURITY, MORE SAFETY, MORE AND 1168 00:39:54,925 --> 00:39:56,494 BETTER COPS AND IT'S THE WHITE 1169 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:57,261 BERALS WHO WANT TO DEFUND THE 1170 00:39:57,328 --> 00:39:58,562 POLICE COME IT'S NOT ACTUALLY 1171 00:39:58,629 --> 00:40:00,664 THE HEART OF THE 1172 00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:01,632 DEMOCRATIC PARTY. 1173 00:40:01,699 --> 00:40:03,067 >> Bill: LET ME ASK ONE LAST 1174 00:40:03,134 --> 00:40:04,068 THING I SAW THIS A LOT IN THE 1175 00:40:04,135 --> 00:40:05,770 NEWS AND IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT 1176 00:40:05,836 --> 00:40:08,672 OF ME, DES? 1177 00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:11,642 I'VE HEARD THIS A WHILE AGO, NOW 1178 00:40:11,709 --> 00:40:13,911 APPARENTLY WITH THE RISE OF THIS 1179 00:40:13,978 --> 00:40:15,246 NEW GENERATION OF AI, IT'S BACK 1180 00:40:15,312 --> 00:40:16,313 AND WE ARE GOING TO T IN 1181 00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:19,950 THE NEXT ELECTION. 1182 00:40:20,017 --> 00:40:24,555 SHOW THEM -- WE HAVE ONE OF 1183 00:40:24,622 --> 00:40:36,167 OBAMA AND ONE OF O'S BEFORE -- 1184 00:40:36,233 --> 00:40:38,235 IT'S NOT. 1185 00:40:38,302 --> 00:40:39,870 >> PRESIDENT TRUMP IS A TOT 1186 00:40:39,937 --> 00:40:42,306 AND COMPLETE DIP SHIPPED. 1187 00:40:42,373 --> 00:40:44,475 >> EVEN TRAINEES WHO PASSED LOOK 1188 00:40:44,542 --> 00:40:46,510 UNCANNY AND UNNATURAL TO A MAN. 1189 00:40:46,577 --> 00:40:48,979 >> Bill: THAT WAS NOT TO THOSE 1190 00:40:49,046 --> 00:40:51,949 TWO GENTLEMEN. 1191 00:40:52,016 --> 00:40:53,651 WHAT HAPPENS IN THE NEXT 1192 00:40:53,717 --> 00:40:54,885 ELECTION, AMERICANS ARE NOT 1193 00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:56,086 TERRIBLY SAVVY ABOUT POLITICS TO 1194 00:40:56,153 --> 00:40:58,422 BEGIN WITH WHEN IT'S THE REAL 1195 00:40:58,489 --> 00:40:59,857 PERSON. 1196 00:40:59,924 --> 00:41:01,492 WHAT HAPPENS -- AND THESE ARE 1197 00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:03,561 JUST THES PEOPLE, YOU 1198 00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:04,328 COULD HAVE SOMEBODY THEY DON'T 1199 00:41:04,395 --> 00:41:06,530 KNOW WHO IT IS IT LOOKS 1200 00:41:06,597 --> 00:41:08,199 LIKE A NEWSCASTER DELIVERING A 1201 00:41:08,265 --> 00:41:11,035 NEWSCAST AND IT'S NOT REAL. 1202 00:41:11,101 --> 00:41:12,036 IT'S JUST SOMETHU PUT UP 1203 00:41:12,102 --> 00:41:13,270 THERE AND YOU KNOW HOW STUFF 1204 00:41:13,337 --> 00:41:14,371 GETS PASSED AROUND ON 1205 00:41:14,438 --> 00:41:16,507 SOCIAL MEDIA -- WHAT IS THIS 1206 00:41:16,574 --> 00:41:17,842 GOING TO DO IN THE NEXT 1207 00:41:17,908 --> 00:41:18,108 ELECTION? 1208 00:41:18,175 --> 00:41:21,111 >> THERE ARE A LOTCITING 1209 00:41:21,178 --> 00:41:21,579 THINGS ABOUT THESE NEW 1210 00:41:21,645 --> 00:41:22,313 BREAKTHROUGHS THAT ARE GOING TO 1211 00:41:22,379 --> 00:41:24,081 MAKE IT MORE POSSIBLE FOR PEOPLE 1212 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:25,282 TO DO CREATIVE STUFF IT'S GOING 1213 00:41:25,349 --> 00:41:26,550 TO GET A OF DRUDGERY OUT OF 1214 00:41:26,617 --> 00:41:27,918 A LOT OF OFFICE JOBS BUT THERE 1215 00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:30,688 ARE A LF DOWNSIDES -- THERE 1216 00:41:30,754 --> 00:41:32,256 ARE A TON OF DOWNSIDES. 1217 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:33,958 IT'S NOT JUST YOU CAN MAKE THESE 1218 00:41:34,024 --> 00:41:35,092 VIDEOS T WILL SHOW SOMEONE 1219 00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:36,827 SAYING THAT THEY DIDN'T SAY, NOW 1220 00:41:36,894 --> 00:41:40,264 YOU WILL ALSO BE ABLE TO HAVE 1221 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:41,465 POPULATING A TON OF WEBSITES 1222 00:41:41,532 --> 00:41:43,200 WITH VERY REAL LOOKING NEWS 1223 00:41:43,267 --> 00:41:45,002 ARTIHAT CLAIM THAT SPEECH 1224 00:41:45,069 --> 00:41:46,103 ACTUALLY HAPPENED. 1225 00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:47,938 IT'S ONE THING WHEN PEOPLE SAY I 1226 00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:48,539 DON'T BELIEVE EVNG I SEE 1227 00:41:48,606 --> 00:41:50,107 LINE I GO L FOR MORE 1228 00:41:50,174 --> 00:41:51,642 INFORMATION BUT YOU WILL NOW BE 1229 00:41:51,709 --> 00:41:52,743 ABLE TO CREATE THE MORE 1230 00:41:52,810 --> 00:41:53,944 INFORMATION THAT MAKES IT SEEM 1231 00:41:54,011 --> 00:41:55,746 LIKE IT'S ALL TOO REAL. 1232 00:41:55,813 --> 00:41:57,715 IF YOU THINK WE ARE LIVING IN A 1233 00:41:57,781 --> 00:42:00,517 WORLD WHERE PEOPLE HAVE TWO 1234 00:42:00,584 --> 00:42:01,151 ALTERNATE POL REALITIES IS 1235 00:42:01,218 --> 00:42:01,886 GOING TO SUPERCHARGE IT, IT'S 1236 00:42:01,952 --> 00:42:03,721 GOING TO BE THE KID WHOSE JOB ON 1237 00:42:03,787 --> 00:42:05,756 THE CAMPAIGN IS TO SENDING 1238 00:42:05,823 --> 00:42:07,391 EMAILS THAT SAY IT'S THE END OF 1239 00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:08,692 THE QUARTER IN 5 MINUTES IF YOU 1240 00:42:08,759 --> 00:42:12,663 DON'T SEND ME MONEY RIGHT NOW, 1241 00:42:12,730 --> 00:42:13,931 SOCIALISM LOSES FOREVER, HE'S 1242 00:42:13,998 --> 00:42:16,400 NOT GOING TO HAVE A JOB BECAUSE 1243 00:42:16,467 --> 00:42:18,669 AI CAN WRITE THOSE EMAILS MUCH 1244 00:42:18,736 --> 00:42:18,903 EASIER. 1245 00:42:18,969 --> 00:42:23,474 >> ON THESE DEEPFAKES, GO ON 1246 00:42:23,540 --> 00:42:26,744 YOUTUBE AND TRY TO DOWNLOAD OR 1247 00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:30,948 WATCH WHITE LOTUS OCO CAN'T DO 1248 00:42:31,015 --> 00:42:31,515 IT. 1249 00:42:31,582 --> 00:42:32,316 WHY? 1250 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:33,450 BECAUSE THE CORPORATIONS AND 1251 00:42:33,517 --> 00:42:34,418 GOVERNMENT HAVE CRACKED DOWN ON 1252 00:42:34,485 --> 00:42:35,619 THAT, YOU CAN'T PIRATE THAT 1253 00:42:35,686 --> 00:42:37,054 STUFF AND THAT IS GOOD TO. 1254 00:42:37,121 --> 00:42:38,122 I THINK ARTISTS SHOULD BE 1255 00:42:38,188 --> 00:42:40,124 COMPENSATED FOR T WORK AND 1256 00:42:40,190 --> 00:42:41,025 PEOPLE SHOULDN'T STEAL IT. 1257 00:42:41,091 --> 00:42:42,726 WE CAN DO THE SAME THING WITH 1258 00:42:42,793 --> 00:42:45,262 THESE DEEPFAKES, WE COULD 1259 00:42:45,329 --> 00:42:46,697 BLE THEM, LABEL THEM, PUT 1260 00:42:46,764 --> 00:42:47,665 BOTH THE GOVERNMENT AND 1261 00:42:47,731 --> 00:42:48,899 CORPORATE AMERICA TO GET OUT 1262 00:42:48,966 --> 00:42:51,135 FRONT OF IT BUT ALSO SO DO WE. 1263 00:42:51,201 --> 00:42:52,303 WE HAVE TO BE SAVVY OR, MAYBE 1264 00:42:52,369 --> 00:42:54,905 THAT IS A FAKE. 1265 00:42:54,972 --> 00:42:56,540 >> YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE 1266 00:42:56,607 --> 00:42:58,375 PEOPLE HAVE TO BE SAVVIER? 1267 00:42:58,442 --> 00:42:59,777 THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 1268 00:42:59,843 --> 00:43:02,346 >> WE CAN BLOCK AT THIS STUFF WE 1269 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:03,113 DON'T WANT TO. 1270 00:43:03,180 --> 00:43:05,883 >> I WORRY NOT JUST ABOUT 1271 00:43:05,950 --> 00:43:07,751 SOMEBODY MAKING A FAKE SPEECH, I 1272 00:43:07,818 --> 00:43:09,086 WORRY ABOUT WHEN THIS GETS INTO 1273 00:43:09,153 --> 00:43:10,888 THE HANDS OF AVERAGE PEOPLE, 1274 00:43:10,955 --> 00:43:12,289 WHAT HAPPENS A TEENAGER 1275 00:43:12,356 --> 00:43:13,357 MAKES A VIDEO OF A CLASSMATE 1276 00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:16,927 THEY DON'T LIKE -- HOW IS THIS 1277 00:43:16,994 --> 00:43:18,329 GOING TO AFFECT TEEN MENTAL 1278 00:43:18,395 --> 00:43:18,662 HEALTH? 1279 00:43:18,729 --> 00:43:20,264 THERE ARE SO MANY WAYS THIS CAN 1280 00:43:20,331 --> 00:43:21,398 BE EXCITING IN A LOT OF WAYS IT 1281 00:43:21,465 --> 00:43:22,933 CAN BE REALLY SCARY. 1282 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,268 >> Bill: IT'S SUCH A GOOD 1283 00:43:24,335 --> 00:43:24,735 POINT, THAT'S RIGHT. 1284 00:43:24,802 --> 00:43:26,403 KIDS ARE GOING TO DO THAT 1285 00:43:26,470 --> 00:43:28,038 BECAUSE KIDS ARE FERAL AND 1286 00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:30,507 HORRIBLE. 1287 00:43:30,574 --> 00:43:34,011 [LAUGHTER] 1288 00:43:34,078 --> 00:43:35,879 YOU HAVE TO TEACHEOPLE TO BE 1289 00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:37,648 GOOD, THEY DON'T COME OUT GOOD 1290 00:43:37,715 --> 00:43:39,616 NORMALLY. 1291 00:43:39,683 --> 00:43:41,852 NATURALLY. 1292 00:43:41,919 --> 00:43:42,353 [LAUGHTER] 1293 00:43:42,419 --> 00:43:43,520 YOU'VE NEVER READ 1294 00:43:43,587 --> 00:43:43,954 "LORD OF THE FLIES"? 1295 00:43:44,021 --> 00:43:45,689 >> I HAVE A 7-MONTH-OLD, SHE'S 1296 00:43:45,756 --> 00:43:46,490 CUTE. 1297 00:43:46,557 --> 00:43:48,759 I CAN'T IMAGINE HER DOING 1298 00:43:48,826 --> 00:43:49,193 ANYTHING WRONG. 1299 00:43:49,259 --> 00:43:50,861 >> Bill: THE ROT HAS NOT SET 1300 00:43:50,928 --> 00:43:51,662 IN AT SEVEN MONTHS. 1301 00:43:51,729 --> 00:43:54,932 BUT AT SOME POINT IT WILL. 1302 00:43:54,999 --> 00:43:59,737 FINAL ISSUE, BIDEN CALLED THE 1303 00:43:59,803 --> 00:44:00,404 VOTING IN GEORGIA JIM CROW AND 1304 00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:03,073 THE 21ST CENTURY BUT THEY DID A 1305 00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:05,142 POLL AND BASICALLY THEY HAD NO 1306 00:44:05,209 --> 00:44:09,513 ISSUES, THE PEOPLE DOWN THERE. 1307 00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:10,080 98.9 HAD NO ISSUES INCLUDING 1308 00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:13,283 PEOPLE OF COLOR. 1309 00:44:13,350 --> 00:44:15,986 99% OF VOTERS FELT SAFE IN THEIR 1310 00:44:16,053 --> 00:44:16,387 POLLING LOCATION. 1311 00:44:16,453 --> 00:44:18,856 IS THIS BECAUSE BIDEN MADE AN 1312 00:44:18,922 --> 00:44:19,790 ISSUE OF IT THAT SCARED THEM 1313 00:44:19,857 --> 00:44:21,125 INTO DOING IT BETTER? 1314 00:44:21,191 --> 00:44:25,529 OR WAS IT ALWAYAS HE 1315 00:44:25,596 --> 00:44:28,465 CRYING WOLF? 1316 00:44:28,532 --> 00:44:30,200 >> YOU ARE A REAL POLLSTER BUT 1317 00:44:30,267 --> 00:44:32,102 SOME OF THIS IS SAMPLE BIAS. 1318 00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:33,103 EXTENT OF THE FINISH LINE OF THE 1319 00:44:33,170 --> 00:44:34,171 BOSTON MARATHON AND ASK THEM ARE 1320 00:44:34,238 --> 00:44:35,039 YOU ABLE TO FINISH A MARATHON 1321 00:44:35,105 --> 00:44:36,940 YOU'RE GOING TO GET A LOT OF 1322 00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:37,875 PEOPLE SAYING YES. 1323 00:44:37,941 --> 00:44:39,076 BUT IF YOU GO TWO BLOCKS AWAY 1324 00:44:39,143 --> 00:44:40,844 YOU'RE GO GET A 1325 00:44:40,911 --> 00:44:42,279 REPRESENTATIVE SAMPLE OF PEOPLE 1326 00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:42,980 SAYING NO. 1327 00:44:43,047 --> 00:44:44,281 IF YOU A VOTERS WHO VOTED THEY 1328 00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:46,650 ARE GOING TO SAY YES. 1329 00:44:46,717 --> 00:44:48,285 THE INTENT CERTAINLY WAS TO HOLD 1330 00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:50,454 DOWN THE BLACK VOTE, THAT'S WHY 1331 00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:52,423 THEY TARGETED FULTON COUNTY, 1332 00:44:52,489 --> 00:44:54,625 THEY BANNED VOTING AND THE 1333 00:44:54,691 --> 00:44:56,794 EFFECT WAS TO DIMINISH THE BLACK 1334 00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:57,895 VOTE. 1335 00:44:57,961 --> 00:44:59,196 THREEE TOP FOUR CANDIDATES 1336 00:44:59,263 --> 00:45:01,565 WERE BLACK I WOULD THINK BLACK 1337 00:45:01,632 --> 00:45:03,067 TURNOUT WOULD BE WAY UP. 1338 00:45:03,133 --> 00:45:05,903 WHITE TURNOUT WAS UP IN BLACK 1339 00:45:05,969 --> 00:45:06,403 RNOUT WAS DOWN AND THE 1340 00:45:06,470 --> 00:45:07,704 DIFFERENTIAL -- THE BRENNAN 1341 00:45:07,771 --> 00:45:09,139 CENTER STUDIED THE SPIRIT OF THE 1342 00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:11,775 DIFFERENTIAL BETWEEN T TWO 1343 00:45:11,842 --> 00:45:12,910 WAS 8.6%. 1344 00:45:12,976 --> 00:45:13,544 IN THE TWO PREVIOUS MIDTERMS IT 1345 00:45:13,610 --> 00:45:16,847 WAS HALF THAT. 1346 00:45:16,914 --> 00:45:17,648 IT MIGHT BE THE DEMOCRATS DIDN'T 1347 00:45:17,714 --> 00:45:19,116 DO A GOOD JOBNING OUT BLACK 1348 00:45:19,183 --> 00:45:21,185 VOTERS COME I CAN'T TELL YOU 1349 00:45:21,251 --> 00:45:22,086 IT'S THE LAW. 1350 00:45:22,152 --> 00:45:22,986 >> Bill: IT WAS SUPPRESSED BY 1351 00:45:23,053 --> 00:45:24,421 THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY GOT TO 1352 00:45:24,488 --> 00:45:28,425 THE POLLS DID FINE. 1353 00:45:28,492 --> 00:45:33,063 >> THEY DIDN'T PARTICIPATE HAD 1354 00:45:33,130 --> 00:45:33,897 THEY PARTICIPATED IN THE LEVEL 1355 00:45:33,964 --> 00:45:39,403 OF WHITE >> I SEE THAT POLE AND 1356 00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:41,071 SAY WE NEED TO GIVE BRAD 1357 00:45:41,138 --> 00:45:41,839 RAFFENSPERGER AND GEORGE A LOT 1358 00:45:41,905 --> 00:45:43,207 OF CREDIT, THE SECRETARY OF 1359 00:45:43,273 --> 00:45:44,241 STATE IN GEORGIA HE'S THE ONE 1360 00:45:44,308 --> 00:45:46,376 THAT DONALD TRUMP CALLESAID CANR 1361 00:45:46,443 --> 00:45:49,646 ME AND HE SAID NO I'M NOT G DO . 1362 00:45:49,713 --> 00:45:50,914 HE'S FACED DEATH THREATS FROM 1363 00:45:50,981 --> 00:45:52,349 REPUBLICANS IN THIS LAW DID 1364 00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:54,518 THINGS LIKE PUT TWO SOME DAYS 1365 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:55,786 WORTH OF EARLY VOTING, ENSHRINED 1366 00:45:55,853 --> 00:45:57,454 THEM INTO LAW. 1367 00:45:57,521 --> 00:45:58,889 IT DID A LOT OF THINGS THAT 1368 00:45:58,956 --> 00:46:00,090 EXPANDED VOTING ACCESS. 1369 00:46:00,157 --> 00:46:01,658 IT MADE ABSENTEE VOTING A LITTLE 1370 00:46:01,725 --> 00:46:03,660 MORE CHALLENGING A LITTLE MORE 1371 00:46:03,727 --> 00:46:04,528 INFORMATION ON YOUR BALLO 1372 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:06,497 IT DID SOME THINGS TO ROLL BACK 1373 00:46:06,563 --> 00:46:07,998 LAWS THAT WERE C AFTER 1374 00:46:08,065 --> 00:46:09,600 COVID TO. 1375 00:46:09,666 --> 00:46:10,667 PRE-COVID THERE WERE NO DROP 1376 00:46:10,734 --> 00:46:12,870 BOXES YOU COULD USE. 1377 00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:13,537 DURING COVERT THEY EXPANDED THEM 1378 00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:16,306 IN THIS LOG ROLLED THEM BACK A 1379 00:46:16,373 --> 00:46:18,375 LITTLE BIT. 1380 00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:20,477 OVERALL, THE IDEA THAT THIS WAS 1381 00:46:20,544 --> 00:46:22,846 SOMEHOW WORLD ENDING WOR 1382 00:46:22,913 --> 00:46:24,181 MOVING MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL'S 1383 00:46:24,248 --> 00:46:25,115 ALL-STAR GAME OUT OF THE STATE 1384 00:46:25,182 --> 00:46:27,484 OF GEORGIA, IT WAS SUCN 1385 00:46:27,551 --> 00:46:28,619 OVERREACTION AND WHEN YOU HAVE 1386 00:46:28,685 --> 00:46:29,853 THIS CRYING WOLF THAT MAKES IT 1387 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,955 HARDER TO SEE WHEN A LAW IS 1388 00:46:32,022 --> 00:46:33,624 BEING CHANGED THAT WILL REALLY 1389 00:46:33,690 --> 00:46:34,691 HAVE NEGATIVEECTS, IF 1390 00:46:34,758 --> 00:46:36,260 EVERYTHING IS A CRISIS, NOTHING 1391 00:46:36,326 --> 00:46:38,762 IS A CRISIS. 1392 00:46:38,829 --> 00:46:40,531 >> Bill: THANK YOU FOR YOUR 1393 00:46:40,597 --> 00:46:42,166 EXPERTISE BUT IT'S TIME FOR NEW 1394 00:46:42,232 --> 00:46:42,366 RULES! 1395 00:46:42,432 --> 00:46:45,636 NEW. 1396 00:46:45,702 --> 00:46:46,103 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1397 00:46:46,170 --> 00:46:50,240 ♪ ♪ 1398 00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:51,875 DON'T JUST CELEBRATE THE FACT 1399 00:46:51,942 --> 00:46:54,478 LeBRON JAMES IS NOW THE NBA'S 1400 00:46:54,545 --> 00:46:55,078 ALL-TIME LEADING SCORER, ALSO 1401 00:46:55,145 --> 00:46:55,712 CELEBRATE HE WAS ABLE TO DO IT 1402 00:46:55,779 --> 00:47:00,918 RIGHT HERE IN L.A.! 1403 00:47:00,984 --> 00:47:02,019 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1404 00:47:02,085 --> 00:47:03,887 I'M SURE I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE 1405 00:47:03,954 --> 00:47:05,455 INSIDE THE ARENA WHEN I SAY WE 1406 00:47:05,522 --> 00:47:06,990 WITNESSED HISTORY AND EVERYONE 1407 00:47:07,057 --> 00:47:09,893 OUTSIDE THE ARENA WHEN I SAY 1408 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:15,065 SPARE A DOLLAR? 1409 00:47:15,132 --> 00:47:18,502 [LAUGHTER] 1410 00:47:18,569 --> 00:47:19,336 I CAN'T MAKE A JOKE SUPPORTING 1411 00:47:19,403 --> 00:47:22,739 TH HOMELESS CRISIS? 1412 00:47:22,806 --> 00:47:24,942 IF YOU'RE A LIBERAL WHO WON'T 1413 00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:26,343 BUY A TESLA BECAUSE YOU THINK 1414 00:47:26,410 --> 00:47:28,478 ELON MUSK IS A CONSERVATIVE NOW, 1415 00:47:28,545 --> 00:47:36,987 ONCE YOU GET A VOLKSWAGEN? 1416 00:47:37,054 --> 00:47:37,721 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1417 00:47:37,788 --> 00:47:41,124 OR MAYBE FIAT? 1418 00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:47,030 OR ASK YOUR FORD DEALER HOW 1419 00:47:47,097 --> 00:47:51,101 HENRY FORD FELT ABOUT THE JEWS? 1420 00:47:51,168 --> 00:47:59,142 OR FUCK IT, JUST WALK TO WORK IN 1421 00:47:59,209 --> 00:48:02,045 YOUR YEEZEYS. 1422 00:48:02,112 --> 00:48:06,183 THAT WE KNOW AN F-22 FIGHTER 1423 00:48:06,250 --> 00:48:07,818 JET HAS A WEAPON TO DEFLATE A 1424 00:48:07,884 --> 00:48:09,086 MYSTERIOUS AND FRIGHTENING 1425 00:48:09,152 --> 00:48:10,754 LLOON, LET'S LAUNCH ONE AT 1426 00:48:10,821 --> 00:48:10,988 MADONNA. 1427 00:48:11,054 --> 00:48:11,255 [LAUGHTER] 1428 00:48:11,321 --> 00:48:13,156 [APPLAUSE] 1429 00:48:13,223 --> 00:48:20,097 PLEASE, WE LOVE YOU ON VINYL. 1430 00:48:20,163 --> 00:48:21,198 YOU KNOW THAT SONG WERE YOU 1431 00:48:21,265 --> 00:48:23,100 SAYING DON'T EVER TELL ME TO 1432 00:48:23,166 --> 00:48:25,002 STOP? 1433 00:48:25,068 --> 00:48:27,204 STOP. 1434 00:48:27,271 --> 00:48:27,471 [LAUGHTER] 1435 00:48:27,537 --> 00:48:30,274 [APPLAUSE] 1436 00:48:30,340 --> 00:48:32,309 NEW RULE, NOW THAT THEY GROUP IS 1437 00:48:32,376 --> 00:48:34,645 SPENDING A BILLION DOLLARS ON 1438 00:48:34,711 --> 00:48:38,582 THE "HE GETS US CAMPAIGN OF 1439 00:48:38,649 --> 00:48:39,850 BILLBOARDS, INTERNET ADS IN 1440 00:48:39,916 --> 00:48:41,218 SUPER BOWL AD TO SUPPORT JESUS, 1441 00:48:41,285 --> 00:48:47,457 THEY NEED TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES. 1442 00:48:47,524 --> 00:48:49,259 YOU GOT A BILLION DOLLARS, FEED 1443 00:48:49,326 --> 00:48:55,999 SOME POOR PEOPLE. 1444 00:48:56,066 --> 00:48:57,234 BECAUSE NEWS FLASH, WE'VE ALL 1445 00:48:57,301 --> 00:49:01,772 HEARD OF JESUS.AMERICANS MAY NOR 1446 00:49:01,838 --> 00:49:04,641 SENATOR IS OR WHAT'S THE STATE 1447 00:49:04,708 --> 00:49:09,079 ABOVE SOUTH DAKOTA, BUT WE'VE 1448 00:49:09,146 --> 00:49:09,913 HEARD OF JESUS. 1449 00:49:09,980 --> 00:49:12,449 GO FIND A SOME TRIBE AND THE 1450 00:49:12,516 --> 00:49:15,452 BRAZILIAN JUNGLBUG THEM. 1451 00:49:15,519 --> 00:49:18,855 [LAUGHTER][APPLAUSE] 1452 00:49:18,922 --> 00:49:21,625 NEW RULE, LET'S CELEB THE 1453 00:49:21,692 --> 00:49:23,026 FINALISTS OF THE ANNUAL CLOSE-UP 1454 00:49:23,093 --> 00:49:24,861 PHOTOGRAPHY OR OF THE YEAR 1455 00:49:24,928 --> 00:49:26,430 AWARDS WHICH HONORS PHOTOGRAPHS 1456 00:49:26,496 --> 00:49:27,864 THAT BRING THE NEARLY UNSEEN 1457 00:49:27,931 --> 00:49:31,034 WORLD TO VIVID DEPICTION LIKE 1458 00:49:31,101 --> 00:49:34,371 THIS CLOSE-UP OF A FROZEN BUBBLE 1459 00:49:34,438 --> 00:49:36,840 AND THIS CLOSE-UP OF A SALT 1460 00:49:36,907 --> 00:49:38,241 CRYSTAL. 1461 00:49:38,308 --> 00:49:40,310 THIS CLOSE-UP OF STINKBUG EGGS 1462 00:49:40,377 --> 00:49:44,381 AND OF COS CLOSE-UP OF 1463 00:49:44,448 --> 00:49:46,983 MADONNA. 1464 00:49:47,050 --> 00:49:51,121 [LAUGHTER] 1465 00:49:51,188 --> 00:49:55,425 [APPLAUSE] 1466 00:49:55,492 --> 00:49:57,594 FINALLY NEW RULE, THISFOR 1467 00:49:57,661 --> 00:49:58,762 VALENTINE'S DAY LET'S CELEBTE 1468 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:00,864 THE FACT THAT IN PERSON MEET UPS 1469 00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:06,603 ARE NA M A COMEBACK. 1470 00:50:06,670 --> 00:50:07,604 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1471 00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:09,673 THAT'S WHAT I HAVEN READING, 1472 00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:12,042 AFTER YEARS OF BEING CONDITIONED 1473 00:50:12,109 --> 00:50:13,510 TO SEARCH OUT PROSPECTIVE MATES 1474 00:50:13,577 --> 00:50:14,945 BY SWIPING OUR PHONES, SINGLES 1475 00:50:15,011 --> 00:50:16,680 OR PUTTING ON PANTS AND HEADING 1476 00:50:16,747 --> 00:50:18,348 OUT TO PLACES LIKE GROCERY 1477 00:50:18,415 --> 00:50:22,252 STORES, PARKS, AND OF COURSE THE 1478 00:50:22,319 --> 00:50:23,820 OLD RELIABLE TRUCK STOP 1479 00:50:23,887 --> 00:50:26,256 RESTROOM. 1480 00:50:26,323 --> 00:50:32,162 [LAUGHTER] 1481 00:50:32,229 --> 00:50:38,935 L.A. ALSO KNOWN AS THE SHOP --N 1482 00:50:39,002 --> 00:50:40,871 GETS REPORTED THEYPOSEFULLY 1483 00:50:40,937 --> 00:50:42,372 MAKE THE AISLES NARROW SO THAT 1484 00:50:42,439 --> 00:50:43,874 ASOU SQUEEZE BY, YOU FEEL 1485 00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:49,079 PEOPLE'S ENERGY. 1486 00:50:49,146 --> 00:50:52,916 IN PERSON ENERGY, SO RETRO. 1487 00:50:52,983 --> 00:50:54,384 EVEN HOME DEPOT HAS BECOME QUITE 1488 00:50:54,451 --> 00:50:57,053 THE PICKUP PLACE, THE HOMDEPOT 1489 00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:00,323 DATING TREND ON TIKTOK HAS 1490 00:51:00,390 --> 00:51:01,858 3.6 BILLION VIEWS OF WOMEN WHO I 1491 00:51:01,925 --> 00:51:03,059 GUESS ARE REGARDED AS THE 1492 00:51:03,126 --> 00:51:04,594 PERFECT VENUE TO FIND ELIGIBLE 1493 00:51:04,661 --> 00:51:07,431 MEN WILLING TO WORK WITH THEIR 1494 00:51:07,497 --> 00:51:09,433 HANDS. 1495 00:51:09,499 --> 00:51:12,636 WHO CARES IF THEY ARE MOSTLY 1496 00:51:12,702 --> 00:51:16,673 ILLEGAL ALIENS? 1497 00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:17,207 [LAUGHTER] 1498 00:51:17,274 --> 00:51:18,942 AS ONE WOMANODE I'M HEADED TO 1499 00:51:19,009 --> 00:51:19,910 HOME DEPOT TO LOOK CONFUSED IN 1500 00:51:19,976 --> 00:51:22,379 THE LUMBER I'LL. 1501 00:51:22,446 --> 00:51:25,982 A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS AND WHY 1502 00:51:26,049 --> 00:51:26,883 NOT? 1503 00:51:26,950 --> 00:51:28,018 EVEN A NOT TERRIBLY BRIGHT GUY 1504 00:51:28,084 --> 00:51:29,753 CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO RESPOND 1505 00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:32,456 EN A WOMAN OR A MAN SAYS I'M 1506 00:51:32,522 --> 00:51:33,557 LOOKING TO GET SOME WOOD, CAN 1507 00:51:33,623 --> 00:51:38,662 YOU HELP ME? 1508 00:51:38,728 --> 00:51:42,065 [APPLAUSE] 1509 00:51:42,132 --> 00:51:44,468 IF YOU WANT TO GET WITH A WOMAN, 1510 00:51:44,534 --> 00:51:51,374 TRY THIS TRICK- TALK TO HER. 1511 00:51:51,441 --> 00:51:54,978 IN PERSON. 1512 00:51:55,045 --> 00:51:56,980 HERE IS WHAT HAS HAPPENED IN THE 1513 00:51:57,047 --> 00:51:59,616 LAST TEN YEARS, THE PHONE RUINED 1514 00:51:59,683 --> 00:52:03,086 DATING AND PORN RUINED SEX. 1515 00:52:03,153 --> 00:52:04,454 WOMEN HAVE BEEN LEFT WITH A MAN 1516 00:52:04,521 --> 00:52:05,789 WHO DON'T ACTUALLY KOW TO 1517 00:52:05,856 --> 00:52:06,756 TALK TO A WOMAN ANYMORE AND 1518 00:52:06,823 --> 00:52:12,295 THINK FIRST BASE IS ANAL AND 1519 00:52:12,362 --> 00:52:14,764 SEASE IS CHOKING. 1520 00:52:14,831 --> 00:52:17,400 IT'S NOT SURPRISING ARE 1521 00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:18,435 FINALLY REVOLTING AGAINST THIS 1522 00:52:18,502 --> 00:52:21,471 SUPERFICIAL SCROLL AND A SWIPEFE 1523 00:52:21,538 --> 00:52:28,812 WORKS FOR MEN WHO ARE OVER SEXEY 1524 00:52:28,879 --> 00:52:29,946 DESIGNED TO SE MAXIMUM 1525 00:52:30,013 --> 00:52:31,281 ORGASMS FOR THE MINIMUM AMOUNT 1526 00:52:31,348 --> 00:52:31,748 OF WORK. 1527 00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:35,986 [APPLAUSE] 1528 00:52:36,052 --> 00:52:38,054 DATING APPS TOOK THE WORST 1529 00:52:38,121 --> 00:52:39,422 INHERENT TRAITS OF MEN AND 1530 00:52:39,489 --> 00:52:40,957 EXACERBATED THEM BY A MULTIPLE 1531 00:52:41,024 --> 00:52:43,960 OF INFINITY.AUGHTER] 1532 00:52:44,027 --> 00:52:47,597 LET'S SEE, I'M HORNY, I'M LAZY, 1533 00:52:47,664 --> 00:52:50,200 A COWARD, AND I SUCK AT HONEST 1534 00:52:50,267 --> 00:52:51,234 COMMUNICATION. 1535 00:52:51,301 --> 00:52:53,103 IS THERE A WAY I COULD HAVE AN 1536 00:52:53,169 --> 00:52:55,405 ELECTRONIC HEROIN RIGHT IN MY 1537 00:52:55,472 --> 00:52:56,907 HAND? 1538 00:52:56,973 --> 00:52:57,841 WERE THE ONLY ANSWERS ARE OF A 1539 00:52:57,908 --> 00:53:00,410 "Y OR NEXT? 1540 00:53:00,477 --> 00:53:02,412 AS F EFFORTS GO IT'S ONE 1541 00:53:02,479 --> 00:53:06,016 NOTCH ABOVE STICKING OR DICK IN 1542 00:53:06,082 --> 00:53:08,485 THE VACUUM CLEANER. 1543 00:53:08,552 --> 00:53:10,787 [LAUGHTER] 1544 00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:11,221 [APPLAUSE] 1545 00:53:11,288 --> 00:53:12,556 DON'T GET MG, TECHNOLOGY 1546 00:53:12,622 --> 00:53:14,558 IS A WONDERFUL THING I WAS JUST 1547 00:53:14,624 --> 00:53:19,629 SAYING THAT THE OTHER DAY TO MY 1548 00:53:19,696 --> 00:53:22,165 JAPANESE SEX ROBOT. 1549 00:53:22,232 --> 00:53:26,970 [LAUGHTE 1550 00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:31,241 ARE TO ME TO. 1551 00:53:31,308 --> 00:53:32,442 JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING IS ON 1552 00:53:32,509 --> 00:53:35,612 YOUR PHONE DOESN'T MEAN IT'SBETN 1553 00:53:35,679 --> 00:53:37,147 WOMEN SHOULD BE TAKING AWAY FROM 1554 00:53:37,213 --> 00:53:38,048 ALL OF THIS. 1555 00:53:38,114 --> 00:53:39,549 DATING FROM THE PHONE TOOK AWAY 1556 00:53:39,616 --> 00:53:41,585 ANY INCENTIVE FOR MEN TO COUGH 1557 00:53:41,651 --> 00:53:42,552 UP THE TWO THINGS WOMEN WANT 1558 00:53:42,619 --> 00:53:44,554 FROM THEM. 1559 00:53:44,621 --> 00:53:47,023 COURAGE AND COMMUNICATION. 1560 00:53:47,090 --> 00:53:54,397 [APPLAUSE] 1561 00:53:54,464 --> 00:53:57,033 THE COURAGE TO STEP TO HER, FOR 1562 00:53:57,100 --> 00:54:00,303 REAL AND DEMONSTRATE YOUR DESIRE 1563 00:54:00,370 --> 00:54:02,405 ENOUGH TO RISK REJECTION. 1564 00:54:02,472 --> 00:54:04,274 AND COMMUNICATION, WOMEN ARE 1565 00:54:04,341 --> 00:54:04,874 COMMUNICATIVE CREATURES, EVEN 1566 00:54:04,941 --> 00:54:05,909 WHEN THEY ARE BREAKING UP WITH 1567 00:54:05,976 --> 00:54:12,315 YOU, THEY SAY WE NETALK TO 1568 00:54:12,382 --> 00:54:12,482 TO. 1569 00:54:12,549 --> 00:54:13,383 [LAUGHTER] 1570 00:54:13,450 --> 00:54:14,484 [APPLAUSE] 1571 00:54:14,551 --> 00:54:15,986 WE ARE ENDLESSLY HEARING ABOUT A 1572 00:54:16,052 --> 00:54:17,487 GIRL POWER AND BEING A GIRL 1573 00:54:17,554 --> 00:54:20,991 BOSS -- PLEASE. 1574 00:54:21,057 --> 00:54:22,993 LADIES, YOU LEFT THE TECHNOLOGY 1575 00:54:23,059 --> 00:54:25,161 PLAY YOU AND YOU GOT PUMPED BY 1576 00:54:25,228 --> 00:54:26,596 YOUR PHONE. 1577 00:54:26,663 --> 00:54:27,797 OF COURSE TINDER IS EVERY GUY'S 1578 00:54:27,864 --> 00:54:29,966 DREAM BUT IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF 1579 00:54:30,033 --> 00:54:32,869 WHAT YOU WANT, INTIMACY, 1580 00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:34,170 EMOTIONAL AVAILABILITY, AND 1581 00:54:34,237 --> 00:54:35,605 BEING SEEN AS HUMAN 1582 00:54:35,672 --> 00:54:36,606 BEING. 1583 00:54:36,673 --> 00:54:38,742 I KNOW WE ARE ALL FLUID AND 1584 00:54:38,808 --> 00:54:40,443 NONBINARY AND TOTALLY FREE AND A 1585 00:54:40,510 --> 00:54:41,444 SUPER BRAVE NOW BUT HERE'S THE 1586 00:54:41,511 --> 00:54:46,149 THING, WE ARE NOT 1587 00:54:46,216 --> 00:54:46,383 [APPLAUSE] 1588 00:54:46,449 --> 00:54:49,619 NOT MOST OF US. 1589 00:54:49,686 --> 00:54:51,588 WOMEN HAVEN'T CHANGED THA MUCH, 1590 00:54:51,655 --> 00:54:53,023 YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW THIS? 1591 00:54:53,089 --> 00:54:59,562 THE BACHELOR IS STILL ON. 1592 00:54:59,629 --> 00:54:59,829 [LAUGHTER] 1593 00:54:59,896 --> 00:55:01,765 AND SIS THE BACHELOR RAT, 1594 00:55:01,831 --> 00:55:03,967 "BACHELOR IN PARADISE," ARE YOU 1595 00:55:04,034 --> 00:55:06,069 THE ONE, PERFECT MATCH, JOE 1596 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,637 MILLIONAIRE, FARMER WANTS A 1597 00:55:07,704 --> 00:55:09,372 WIFE, THE COURTSHIP, THE REAL 1598 00:55:09,439 --> 00:55:11,474 LOVE BOAT, COSMIC LOVE, LOVE IN 1599 00:55:11,541 --> 00:55:12,676 THE JUNGLE, LOVE ON THE 1600 00:55:12,742 --> 00:55:15,512 SPECTRUM, LOVE IS BLIND, LOVE 1601 00:55:15,578 --> 00:55:19,249 ISLAND, TEMPTATION ISLAND, AND 1602 00:55:19,315 --> 00:55:22,686 MILF MANNER. 1603 00:55:22,752 --> 00:55:24,254 [LAUGHTER] 1604 00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:25,822 NOT MILF MANNER, TAKE THAT ONE 1605 00:55:25,889 --> 00:55:28,725 OFF THE LIST, THAT IS SOME SICK 1606 00:55:28,792 --> 00:55:30,326 SICK SHIP. 1607 00:55:30,393 --> 00:55:32,028 BUT THE OTHER THOUSAND THAT 1608 00:55:32,095 --> 00:55:34,164 SHOWS WHERE W WANT THE 1609 00:55:34,230 --> 00:55:34,898 ROSES, ROMANCE AND COMMITMENT 1610 00:55:34,964 --> 00:55:36,366 SHOULD TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1611 00:55:36,433 --> 00:55:38,068 THEY DON'T WANT AN EGGPLANT MOJI 1612 00:55:38,134 --> 00:55:42,038 AND A TEXT AT 1:00 IN THE 1613 00:55:42,105 --> 00:55:43,206 MORNING, WHAT'S UP? 1614 00:55:43,273 --> 00:55:44,674 THEY WANT YOU TO COMPLEMENT 1615 00:55:44,741 --> 00:55:46,109 THEIR HAIR, NOTICE WHAT THEY ARE 1616 00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:46,876 WEARING COME AND HEAR ABOUT 1617 00:55:46,943 --> 00:55:56,553 THEIR DAY.PPLAUSE] 1618 00:55:56,619 --> 00:56:00,056 I KNOW IT'S A FUCKING NIGHTMARE. 1619 00:56:00,123 --> 00:56:04,961 [LAUGHTER] 1620 00:56:05,028 --> 00:56:05,895 BUT IT'S STILL THAN THE 1621 00:56:05,962 --> 00:56:08,031 INELL LIFE OF HAVING A FAKE 1622 00:56:08,098 --> 00:56:09,232 GIRLFRIEND ON ONLY FANS AND 1623 00:56:09,299 --> 00:56:15,071 PAYING RENT TO YOUR MOM. 1624 00:56:15,138 --> 00:56:17,674 [LAUGHTER] 1625 00:56:17,741 --> 00:56:19,876 SO LET'S BUILD ON THIS BUDDING 1626 00:56:19,943 --> 00:56:21,411 TREND OFOING IT IN PERSON, 1627 00:56:21,478 --> 00:56:23,379 LET'S HEARKEN BACK TO THAT TIME 1628 00:56:23,446 --> 00:56:25,949 WHEN THE MIRROR WASN'T JUST FOR 1629 00:56:26,015 --> 00:56:27,150 SELFIES BUT TO MAKE SURE YOU 1630 00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:28,051 DIDN'T LOOK LIKE SHIT WHEN YOU 1631 00:56:28,118 --> 00:56:34,190 LEFT THE HOUSE. 1632 00:56:34,257 --> 00:56:37,160 LET'S REMEMBER THAT AT ONE TIME, 1633 00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:38,461 STOUTHEARTED AMERICANS ROAMED 1634 00:56:38,528 --> 00:56:40,263 THIS CONTINENT AND MADE IT AT 1635 00:56:40,330 --> 00:56:42,632 FACE TO FACE AND THAT'S SO 1636 00:56:42,699 --> 00:56:45,401 MUCH OF AMERICA TODAY IS NAMED 1637 00:56:45,468 --> 00:56:46,469 AFTER THESE INTREPID HORN DOGS, 1638 00:56:46,536 --> 00:56:49,773 PLACES LIKE ROMANCE ARKANSAS AND 1639 00:56:49,839 --> 00:56:54,244 INTERCOURSENSYLVANIA. 1640 00:56:54,310 --> 00:56:56,246 BUMP ASS VIRGINIA AND MOREHEAD, 1641 00:56:56,312 --> 00:56:57,647 KENTUCKY. 1642 00:56:57,714 --> 00:57:00,316 BALL PLAY ALABAMA A AND A 1643 00:57:00,383 --> 00:57:00,984 THREE-WAY ARIZONA. 1644 00:57:01,050 --> 00:57:03,453 HIM HORNY TOWN NORTH CAROLINA, 1645 00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:06,956 BOONVILLE IN GEORGIA AND A RAMW. 1646 00:57:07,023 --> 00:57:11,227 SPLUNK CREEK MINNESOTA AND HUMP 1647 00:57:11,294 --> 00:57:12,428 MOUNTAIN WEST VIRGINIA. 1648 00:57:12,495 --> 00:57:17,133 TO NAME JUST A FEW. DID IT BEFOO 1649 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:17,567 IT AGAIN. 1650 00:57:17,634 --> 00:57:20,670 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYBODY. 1651 00:57:20,737 --> 00:57:23,072 THAT'S OUR SHOW I WILL BE AT THE 1652 00:57:23,139 --> 00:57:24,307 MGM GRAND IN LAS VEGAS 1653 00:57:24,374 --> 00:57:25,308 FEBRUARY 17TH AND 18TH, THE 1654 00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:31,481 HARD ROCK LIVE AND VE 1655 00:57:31,548 --> 00:57:33,049 MARCH 11TH. 1656 00:57:33,116 --> 00:57:35,852 NOW GO WATCH OVER TIME ON CNN 1657 00:57:35,919 --> 00:57:37,787 TONIGHT AT 11:30 OR CATCH US 1658 00:57:37,854 --> 00:57:42,325 SATURDAY MORNING ON YOUTUBE. 1659 00:57:42,392 --> 00:57:44,427 THANK YO FOLKS.HEERS AND APPLAU] 1660 00:57:44,494 --> 00:57:54,904 ♪ ♪ 1661 00:57:54,971 --> 00:57:56,039 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1662 00:57:56,105 --> 00:57:57,106 ♪ ♪