1 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:12,946 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:16,249 START THE CLOCK. 3 00:00:16,249 --> 00:00:49,416 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:53,553 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 5 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:56,723 Bill: THANK YOU, THANK YOU 6 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:57,724 PEOPLE. 7 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:58,858 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, HOW ARE 8 00:00:58,858 --> 00:00:59,025 YOU? 9 00:00:59,025 --> 00:01:03,396 I APPRECIATE THAT. 10 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:06,166 I APPRECIATE IT. 11 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:08,168 SIT DOWN, KIDS, YOU'VE DONE 12 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:08,401 ENOUGH. 13 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:12,872 THANK YOU, I KNOW. 14 00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:15,708 IT'S EXCITING-- 15 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:19,979 I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HAPPY. 16 00:01:19,979 --> 00:01:22,615 IT STOPPED RAINING, A LOT 17 00:01:22,615 --> 00:01:24,217 OF RAIN BUT THAT WAS GREAT! 18 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:26,753 CALIFORNIA HAD RAI! 19 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:29,155 HAHE STATE THEY SAY IS OUT 20 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:29,556 OF THE DROUGHT AND 21 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:31,090 GOVERNOR NEWSOM IS LEANING INTO 22 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:37,964 ITNEW CAMPAIGN SLOGAN IS " 23 00:01:37,964 --> 00:01:39,966 "NEWSOM, HE'LL MAKE YOU WET." 24 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:40,400 [LAUGHTER] 25 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,836 THE LADIES KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING 26 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:44,571 ABOUT. 27 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:45,939 A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO, CALIFORNIA 28 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:50,410 SCOPE AN EMERGENCY ENDED. 29 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:55,215 [CHEERS ANDLAUS 30 00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:57,050 IF YOU HAVE A FRIEND WHO'S STILL 31 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:58,585 LOVING LIKE A PRISONER IT'S 32 00:01:58,585 --> 00:02:00,753 BECAUSE I TRIED TO QUIT THE 33 00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:05,225 SCIENTOLOGY. 34 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:06,993 BIG IN THE NEWS THERE, 35 00:02:06,993 --> 00:02:07,861 DEPARTMENT OF ENERG THINK 36 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:08,595 IT'S MOST LIKELY THAT IT DID 37 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:11,731 COME FROM THE LAB. 38 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:13,600 I SAID FROM THE BEGINNING IT 39 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,635 SHOULD NOT BE POLITICAL, LET'S 40 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:16,836 FIND OUT THE SCIENCE-- THAT'S 41 00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:19,772 WHAT THE FBI SAYS, IT HAVE 42 00:02:19,772 --> 00:02:24,377 LEAKED FROM THE LAB. 43 00:02:24,377 --> 00:02:29,349 THE MANAGER OF THE WUHAN BAT O 44 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:31,017 THE STICK TODAY SAID WHERE DO I 45 00:02:31,017 --> 00:02:37,757 GO TO GET MY REPUTATION BACK? 46 00:02:37,757 --> 00:02:38,224 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 47 00:02:38,224 --> 00:02:40,727 WE DON'T KNOW, THAT'S THE THING. 48 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:42,362 WE DON'T KNOW-- STOP 49 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:43,897 POLITICIZING EVERYTHING. 50 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,398 WE ARE SO ARROGANT, YOU 51 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:48,067 FUCKING KNOW, NOBODY KNOWS. 52 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:50,603 EVEN THE DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY 53 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:55,408 SAID ARE REPORTING THIS WITHLOW. 54 00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:55,875 THEN WHY SAY ANYTHING? 55 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:57,810 LOW CONFIDENCE? 56 00:02:57,810 --> 00:02:59,546 U WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT, WE 57 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:02,882 HAVE THAT FOR YOU TOO. 58 00:03:02,882 --> 00:03:05,985 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 59 00:03:05,985 --> 00:03:08,721 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 60 00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:09,822 THERE WERE STARING AT THEIR 61 00:03:09,822 --> 00:03:14,627 SHOES WHEN THEY SAID IT? 62 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:16,162 WE THIMIGHT HAVE COME FROM 63 00:03:16,162 --> 00:03:18,898 THE LAB BUT WE DON'T KNOW. 64 00:03:18,898 --> 00:03:21,301 WE GET A LOT OF SHIT WRONG-- 65 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:22,101 WHAT IS AT? 66 00:03:22,101 --> 00:03:24,637 TALKING LIKE A VALLEY GIRL? 67 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:27,707 IT CAME FROM THE LAB? 68 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:30,476 PEOPLE GOT SICK AND STUFF? 69 00:03:30,476 --> 00:03:33,079 OUR GOVERNMENT. 70 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:34,247 REPUBLICANE TAKEN OVER THE 71 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:37,283 HOUSE NOW SO THE ETHICS 72 00:03:37,283 --> 00:03:40,987 COMMITTEE VESTIGATING AOC 73 00:03:40,987 --> 00:03:42,589 BECAUSE OF THAT DRESS SHE WORE 74 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:44,691 AT THE MET GALA, THE TAX THE 75 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:46,092 RICHSS-- SOMETHING ABOUT 76 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:48,695 IMPROPER GIFTS OR WHEVER IT IS 77 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:49,562 IS. 78 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:50,396 YOUNGER VIEWERS WATCHIN 79 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:52,131 SHOW MIGHT NEED TO KNOW THAT 80 00:03:52,131 --> 00:03:54,133 THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME THE 81 00:03:54,133 --> 00:03:55,234 DEMOCRATS HAVE HAD A SCANDAL 82 00:03:55,234 --> 00:03:56,669 THAT INVOLVED A DRESS WITH 83 00:03:56,669 --> 00:04:01,908 SOMETHING ON IT. 84 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:04,410 [LAUGHTER] 85 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:09,349 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 86 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:11,351 RON DeSANTIS WHO COULD BE THE 87 00:04:11,351 --> 00:04:13,586 REPUBLICAN NOMINEE, HE'S OUT IN 88 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:14,687 CALIFORNIA WORKING THE, 89 00:04:14,687 --> 00:04:15,955 BACK IN HIS HOME STATE OF 90 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:17,523 A A REPUBLICAN 91 00:04:17,523 --> 00:04:19,158 REPRESENTATIVE THERE IS TRYING 92 00:04:19,158 --> 00:04:20,693 TO MAKE BLOGGERS REGISTER IF 93 00:04:20,693 --> 00:04:22,128 THEY WRITE SHIT 94 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:22,428 REPUBLICANS. 95 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:25,198 I HAVE SOM MIXED FEELINGS 96 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:26,165 ABOUT THIS. 97 00:04:26,165 --> 00:04:27,100 THIS IS AN OUTRAGEOUS VIOLATION 98 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:30,570 OF FREE SPEECH-- ON THE OTHER 99 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:34,073 HAND I HATE BLOGGERS. 100 00:04:34,073 --> 00:04:34,340 [LAUGHTER] 101 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:40,346 [APPLAUSE] 102 00:04:40,346 --> 00:04:41,848 HE'S SKIPPING CPAC, THAT'S A BIG 103 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:43,850 REPUBLICAN-- I GUESS IT'S 104 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:44,617 CONSERVATIVE BUT IT'S ALL 105 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:45,652 REPUBLICANS OF COURSE CONVENTION 106 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:49,555 THEY HAVE EVERY YEAR. 107 00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:51,758 OF COURSE THE BIG STAR, GUESS 108 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:54,193 WHO? 109 00:04:54,193 --> 00:04:54,994 DONALD TRUMP SPOKE, IT'S IN 110 00:04:54,994 --> 00:04:56,996 MARYLAND-- DET THIS 111 00:04:56,996 --> 00:04:57,664 ABOUT REPUBLICANS. 112 00:04:57,664 --> 00:05:02,301 THEY WHEEL OUT THIS GROTESQUE 113 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:06,973 PEROXIDE BLONDE UNDER 5 POUNDS 114 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:07,607 OF MAKEUP BUT THE THING THEY'RE 115 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:14,580 MOST EXC UPSET ABOUT IS DRAG QUN 116 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:16,449 STORY HOUR-- I DON'T GET THAT. 117 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:16,716 [LAUGHTER] 118 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:20,119 [APPLAUSE] 119 00:05:20,119 --> 00:05:22,088 THIS IS A BIG THING WITH THE 120 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:23,122 REPUBLICANS, THEY DO NOT LIKE 121 00:05:23,122 --> 00:05:26,392 THAT DRAG QUEEN STORY HOUR. 122 00:05:26,392 --> 00:05:27,226 THE GOVERNOR OF TENNESSEE, A GUY 123 00:05:27,226 --> 00:05:31,197 NAMED WILLIAM LEE IS BANNING 124 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:32,165 DRAG SHOWS WITHIN A THOUSAND 125 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,700 FEET OF PARKS, SCHOOLS, OR 126 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,535 PLACES OF WORSHIP-- I COULD NOT 127 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:35,835 AGREE MORE! 128 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:38,604 THERE IS NO PLACE AT A PLACE OF 129 00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:45,344 WORSHIP FOR DRESS UP. 130 00:05:45,344 --> 00:05:50,049 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 131 00:05:50,049 --> 00:05:52,685 SPEAKING OF THATMBER THAT 132 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:55,922 CANADIAN SHOP TEACHER WITH THAT? 133 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:59,092 THERE SHE IS. 134 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:02,662 WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ONHET 135 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:05,998 OF CONTROVERSY, ANDRA STOMACH 136 00:06:05,998 --> 00:06:07,166 OBVIOUSLY SHE WOULD COME TO 137 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:07,767 SCHOOL LIKE THAT, FINALLY SHE 138 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:10,703 HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE SCHOOL 139 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:13,773 SCHOOL. 140 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:14,173 [LAUGHTER] 141 00:06:14,173 --> 00:06:15,541 THEY WOULD HAVE DONE IT SOONER 142 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:16,109 BUT THEY COULDN'T GET HER 143 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:18,845 THROUGH THE DOOR. 144 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:25,585 WE GOT A GREAT SHOW. 145 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:26,285 RUSSELL BRAND AND JOHN HEILEMANN 146 00:06:26,285 --> 00:06:27,553 ARE HERE, BUT FIRST. HE'S THE 147 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:28,421 INDEPENDENT SENATOR FROM VERMONT 148 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:29,155 AND AUTHOR OF THE NEW BOOK, 149 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:29,756 "IT'S OKAY TO BE ANGRY ABOUT 150 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:30,356 CAPITALISM": SENATOR BERNIE 151 00:06:30,356 --> 00:06:36,129 SANDERS. 152 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,531 GHTER] 153 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:38,998 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 154 00:06:38,998 --> 00:06:45,471 GREAT TO SEE YOU. 155 00:06:45,471 --> 00:06:45,905 THEY STILL LOVE YOU. 156 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:54,113 ♪ ♪ 157 00:06:54,113 --> 00:06:55,782 WHAT DOES THAT TEL, THE 158 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:58,017 PEOPLE ARE WITH YOU, IT'S OKAY 159 00:06:58,017 --> 00:06:59,185 TO BE ANGRY ABOUT CAPITALISM? 160 00:06:59,185 --> 00:07:01,587 THERE YOU GO. 161 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,055 WE ARE NOT SHOCKED 162 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:04,190 THAT IS THE TITLE OF YOUR BOOK, 163 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:07,193 THAT HAS BEEN YOUR THING. 164 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:09,362 I WANTED TO ASK YOU, WHAT IS 165 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:10,129 BETTER? 166 00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:12,064 I KNOW YOU ARE A SOCIALIST, THE 167 00:07:12,064 --> 00:07:12,732 FIRST SOCIALIST IN THE SENATE OR 168 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:14,934 I GUESS YOU CALL A DEMOCRATIC 169 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,402 SOCIALIST BUT AMERICA ALREADY 170 00:07:16,402 --> 00:07:20,439 HAS A DEGREE OF SOCIALISM, DON'T 171 00:07:20,439 --> 00:07:21,007 MOST SOPHISTICATED COUNTRIES 172 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:22,642 HAVE A CLAUSE I SYSTEM? 173 00:07:22,642 --> 00:07:24,811 WE ARE PART CAPITALIST, PART 174 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:25,344 SOCIALIST, ISN'T IT ABOUT 175 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:28,147 GETTING THE RIG MIX? 176 00:07:28,147 --> 00:07:32,351 THAT'S EXACTLY RHT. 177 00:07:32,351 --> 00:07:33,553 THE POINT OF THE BOOK IS THAT 178 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:34,720 RIGHT NOW WE HAVE MORE INCOME 179 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,989 AND WEALTH INEQUALITY IN 180 00:07:36,989 --> 00:07:38,724 AMERICA. 181 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:39,926 THREE PEOPLE OWN MORE WEALTH 182 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:40,493 THAN THE BOTTOM HALF OF THE 183 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:42,562 AMERICAN SOCIETY. 184 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:45,531 Bill: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? 185 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:47,900 OUR FRIEND MR. MUSK, BILL GATES, 186 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:50,169 WHO IS THE THIRD GUY? 187 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:50,603 Bill: JEFF BEZOS. 188 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:52,138 OF COURSE. 189 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,106 THREE GUYS OWN MORE WEALTH THAN 190 00:07:54,106 --> 00:07:56,409 THE BOTTOM HALF OF AMERICAN 191 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:58,044 SOCIETY, CEOs MAKE 400 TIMES 192 00:07:58,044 --> 00:08:01,113 MORE THAN THE AVERAGE WORKERS OF 193 00:08:01,113 --> 00:08:01,547 LARGE CORPORATIONS, 194 00:08:01,547 --> 00:08:03,649 UNPRECEDENTED. 195 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:04,417 NUMBER 2 YOU HAVE MORE 196 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,219 CONCENTRATION OF OWNERSHIP IN 197 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,988 SECTOR AFTER SECTOR WHETHER IT'S 198 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:09,822 AGRICULTURE AND TRANSPORTATION, 199 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:12,391 FINANCIAL SERVICES, THERE ARE 200 00:08:12,391 --> 00:08:15,561 CONTROLLING THE ECONOMY.ORATIONS 201 00:08:15,561 --> 00:08:17,563 YOU HAVE THREE WALL STREET 202 00:08:17,563 --> 00:08:19,765 INVESTMENT FIRMS-- BLACK ROCK, 203 00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:21,634 STATE STREET, VANGUARD-- THAT 204 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:24,070 CONT OVER $20 TRILLION. 205 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:24,704 THAT IS AN EXTRAORDINARY AMOUNT 206 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:27,106 OF MONEY. 207 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:27,607 YOU HAVE INCREDIBLE 208 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:30,109 CONCENTRATION OF OWNERSHIP. 209 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:32,979 YOU'VE GOT TO POLITICAL SYSTEM 210 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:33,579 TODAY AND YOU MAKE THIS POINT 211 00:08:33,579 --> 00:08:37,984 ALL THE TIME WHICH I CORRUPT. 212 00:08:37,984 --> 00:08:38,818 SINCE CITIZETED ESPECIALLY 213 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:39,952 ESPECIALLY, BILLIONAIRES NOW 214 00:08:39,952 --> 00:08:41,287 SPEND UNLIMITED, HUNDREDS OF 215 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:42,521 MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO 216 00:08:42,521 --> 00:08:42,989 COLLECTIONS. 217 00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:44,590 THEY WANT TO TAKE ON PEOPLE THEY 218 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:45,491 DON'T LIKE THEY WANT TO SUPPORT 219 00:08:45,491 --> 00:08:53,499 PEOPLE THEY LIKE, THAT'S A 220 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:54,200 CORRUPT POLITICAL SYSTEM. 221 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:54,467 [ALAUSE] 222 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:56,168 YOU ADD ALL OF THAT UP WHAT YOU 223 00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:58,371 END UP WITH? 224 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,138 YOU END UP WITH A COUNTRY THAT 225 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:03,376 IS MOVING RAPIDLYAN 226 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,311 OLIGARCHIC FORM OF SOCIETY, 227 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:06,779 MIDDLE-CLASS DECLINES, RICH GET 228 00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:08,080 RICHER AND WE GOT TO START-- 229 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,582 Bill: I HEAR YOU ALL THE 230 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:10,983 TIME SAY THE RICH PAY 231 00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:12,018 THEIR FAIR SHARE, MAYBE THAT'S 232 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:14,186 TRUE OTHOSE THREE GUYS YOU 233 00:09:14,186 --> 00:09:15,955 MENTIONED, THEY ARE PRETTY RICH. 234 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:18,391 THEY ARE VERY RICH. 235 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:18,658 [LAUGHTER] 236 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:19,725 Bill: I GUESS I'M NOT VERY 237 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:24,163 RICH BUT I PAY MORE THAN HALF. 238 00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:27,566 CALIFORNIA IS 13.3% IN THE 239 00:09:27,566 --> 00:09:29,135 FEDERALIST 37, PEOPLE WHO MAKE 240 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:30,102 OVER 250K, I BARELY MAKE A 241 00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:33,839 LITTLE OVER. 242 00:09:33,839 --> 00:09:35,574 [LAUGHTER] 243 00:09:35,574 --> 00:09:37,777 I WORKED THREE JOBS, WHAT CAN I 244 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:38,544 SAY? 245 00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:40,746 IT'S DRIVING THE UBER THAT KILLS 246 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,415 ME. 247 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,015 [LAUGHTER] 248 00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:43,950 THERE'S THE STATE AND LOCAL AND 249 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,551 PROPERTY TAX. 250 00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:49,055 LAST YEAR-- AGAIN, 251 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:51,791 PHILOSOPHICALLY I AM WITHOU. 252 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:52,458 I HAVE ALWAYS SAID WEALTH IS A 253 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:56,595 FLUKE OR COI'M NOT GOING I DON'T 254 00:09:56,595 --> 00:09:57,763 DESERVE ALL THIS-- I DID WORK 255 00:09:57,763 --> 00:10:00,566 HARD BUT IT IS KIND OF A FLUKE 256 00:10:00,566 --> 00:10:01,000 WHAT WE WILL AWARD. 257 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,469 I GET IT, I'M OKAY WITH GIVING 258 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:03,970 BACK. 259 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:05,538 THE GOVERNMENT IS TAKING MORE 260 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,673 THAN HALF U WANT MORE? 261 00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:10,343 IT DEPENDS ON YOUR INCOME 262 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:11,210 VEL. 263 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:12,945 Bill: MORE THAN HALF? 264 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:13,713 ABSOLUTELY. 265 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:15,281 THE RICH ARE GET RICHER, 266 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,849 WHAT'S HAPPENING TO THE WORKING 267 00:10:16,849 --> 00:10:18,951 CLASS IN THIS COUNTRY? 268 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:20,219 WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHTOW AND 269 00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:21,854 THIS IS QUITE INCREDIBLE IN THE 270 00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:23,990 RICHEST COUNTRY IN HISTORY OF 271 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:25,324 THE WORLD, OVER 60% OF OUR 272 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:27,593 PEOPLE TODAY ARE LIVING PAYCHECK 273 00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:30,363 TO PAYCHECK. 274 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:31,964 WE GOT A HEALTH CARE SYSTEM 275 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:34,166 WHICH EVERYBODY KNOWS IS BROKEN, 276 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:35,234 ONLY MAJOR COUNTRY ON EARTH NOT 277 00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:38,738 TO GUARANTEE HEALTH CARE TO ALL 278 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:39,305 PEOPLE, 85 MILLION PEOPLE 279 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,574 UNINSURED OR UNDERINSURED. 280 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,109 YOU HAVE A CHILD CARE SYSTEM 281 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:44,443 ABSOLUTE DISGRACE, 45 MILLION 282 00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:48,614 PEOPLE HAVING STUDENT DEBT. 283 00:10:48,614 --> 00:10:50,316 30,000 PEOPLE IN THIS CITY ALONE 284 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,951 LOS ANGELES SLEEPING OUT ON THE 285 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:52,184 STREETS. 286 00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:54,353 Bill: HOW DOES TAKING M 287 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:55,688 TAXES HELP THE PERSON WHO IS 288 00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:56,822 LIVING PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK, WE 289 00:10:56,822 --> 00:11:02,128 JUST GIVE THE MONEY? 290 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:05,097 DURING THE HEART OF THE COVID 291 00:11:05,097 --> 00:11:06,499 CRISIS, I HELPED AUTHOR A BILL 292 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,602 WHICH DID IN FACT PUT $1400 FOR 293 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,137 EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD IN 294 00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:13,005 THNTRY AND THAT WAS 295 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,206 HELPFUL AT TMENT. 296 00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:17,710 BUT THEOLUTION-- I'LL TELL 297 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:18,911 YOU WHAT YOU DO. 298 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:20,246 YOU MAKE PUB COLLEGES AND 299 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:21,047 UNIVERSITIES TUITION FREE SO 300 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:23,716 EVERY KID IN THIS COUNTRY KNOWS 301 00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:24,350 THEY HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO GO 302 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,152 TO COLLEGE. 303 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:29,488 [APPLAUSE] 304 00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:31,457 IS NOT ONLY MORE MONEY, IT'S 305 00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:33,859 TAKING ON THE GREED OF THE 306 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:35,795 OLIGARCHS, WE ARE SPENDING TWICE 307 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:36,262 AS MUCH AS CANADA FOR 308 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:38,497 HEALTH CARE RIGHT NOW, THEY 309 00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:40,099 MANAGED TO EVERY MAN, 310 00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:40,833 WOMAN, AND CHILD. 311 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:41,967 YOU HAVE TO TAKE ON THE GREED OF 312 00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:42,902 THE INSURANCE COMPANIES, DO 313 00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:47,606 MEDICARE FOR ALL. 314 00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:49,141 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 315 00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:50,576 Bill: I HAVE T 316 00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:51,644 WITH YOU ABOUT THE COLLEGE THING 317 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:52,978 IT'S A POINT I'VE MADE MANY 318 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:53,179 TIMES. 319 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:54,547 I DON'T THINK THE ANSWER IS 320 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:58,784 EVERYONE GOES TO COLLEGE. 321 00:11:58,784 --> 00:12:00,686 COLLEGES BUL HIM I THINK 322 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:03,222 THE ANSWER IS MUCH MORE MAKE 323 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:04,156 COLLEGE UNNECESSARY, THERE ARE 324 00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:05,291 NUMBER OF GOVERNORS AROUND THE 325 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,659 TRY WHO ARE DOING A SPIRIT 326 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,260 OF THE GOVERNOR IN PENNSYLVANIA, 327 00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:10,229 GOVERNOR OF MARYLAND, THEY HAVE 328 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:11,764 MADE THE JOBS AND THEIR 329 00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:12,765 GOVERNMENT, STATE JOBS COME YOU 330 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:15,067 DON'T NEED A COLLEGE DEGREE 331 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:15,301 ANYMORE. 332 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:16,869 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ELSE, I'M 333 00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:17,436 NOT DISAGREEING WITH Y 334 00:12:17,436 --> 00:12:19,772 THERERE MANY JOBS THAT YOU DO 335 00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:20,272 NEED A HIGHER EDUCATION 336 00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:22,508 ABSOLUTELY BUT I'LL TELL YOU 337 00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:24,510 THAT WE PASSED AN INFRASTRUCTURE 338 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,579 {\an8}TO REBUILD OUR CRUMBLING 339 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,012 INFRASTRUCTURE. 340 00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:29,748 WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SHEET METAL 341 00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:31,584 WORKERS, IN THIS COUNTRY, 342 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,085 ELECTRICIANS, PLUMBERS, WE HAVE 343 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,353 TO GIVE THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE 344 00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:35,187 GOOD WITH THEIR HANDS THE 345 00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:36,055 OPPORTUNITY TO GET THE TRAINING 346 00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:37,756 THEY NEED. 347 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:41,961 [APPLAUSE] 348 00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:42,995 Bill: I KNOW YOU ARE 349 00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:45,798 ADVOCATING THAT THEPREME COURT . 350 00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:48,167 MAYBE IT WAS THIS WEEK, THE 351 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:51,137 SUPREME COURT IS LOOKING AT 352 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:54,807 BIDENS GIVEAWAY TO PEOPLE WHO 353 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:55,107 HAT-- 354 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:58,010 GIVEAWAY IS YOUR TERM, 355 00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,979 TERM. 356 00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:00,980 Bill: THEY HAVE COLL 357 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,348 DEBT AND WE ARE GOING TO GIVE 358 00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:02,648 THEM MONEY. 359 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:06,919 WE ARE GOING TO FORGIVE DEBT. 360 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:08,220 Bill: WE ARE ARGUING ABOUT 361 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:09,755 THE SAME THING THERE IS NO 362 00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:11,090 ARGUMENT, WE ARE GIVING THE 363 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:11,423 MONEY AWAY. 364 00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:17,396 I WANT TO REDO THIS THIS IS 365 00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:18,297 WHY PEOPLEION SOME OF WHAT 366 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:18,631 YOU'RE SAYING. 367 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,401 STUDENT LOAN WAS FORGIVENESS 368 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:23,002 ENTS, 73% OF APPLICANTS 369 00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,603 SAY THEY ARE LIKELY TO SPEND 370 00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:25,804 EXTRA MONEY ON NONESSENTIAL 371 00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:28,741 INCLUDING VACATIONS, SMARTPHONE, 372 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:29,575 DRUGS, AND ALCOHOL. 373 00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:31,310 THEY ADMITTED THAT TO THE 374 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:31,977 POLLSTER. 375 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:36,248 WHO IS THIS POSTER? 376 00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:39,718 Bill: NBC NEW. 377 00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:41,387 52% THEY ARE VERY LIKELY OR 378 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,122 LIKELY TO BUY NEW CLOTHING, 46% 379 00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,924 THEY WOULD USE THE MONEY FOR 380 00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,892 VACATION AND EAT OUT AT 381 00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:47,726 RESTAURANTS. 382 00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:48,961 THIS IS WHY PEOPLE HAVE A 383 00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:50,062 THING-- I WOULD NEVER COLLEGE 384 00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:52,831 FREE MONEY I GUESS I JUST DID-- 385 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,233 LET ME RESPOND THAT IN TWO 386 00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:58,938 WAYS, TALK ABOUT GIVEAWAYS. 387 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,506 UNDER TRUMP THE CONGRESS VOT 388 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,174 FOR A TN DOLLARS IN TAX 389 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,576 BREAKS FOR RICHEST PEOPLE IN 390 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,110 THIS COUNTRY AND THE LARGEST 391 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:06,979 CORPORATIONS, THAT'S A GIVE 392 00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:07,980 AWAY. 393 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:08,914 WE JUST INCREASED MILITARY 394 00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:10,849 SPENDING WITH VERY LITTLE 395 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:15,087 DISCUSSION BY $80 BILLION. 396 00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:16,155 MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX. 397 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:16,956 Bill: INCLUDING THE 398 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,824 DEMOCRATS, THEY VOTE FOR IT TOO. 399 00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:21,760 ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 400 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,363 Bill: THAT'S SOCIALISM, THE 401 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,898 MILITARY COMBATS CRONY 402 00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:26,765 SOCIALISM, RIGHT? 403 00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:28,767 ITS CRONY CAPITALISM. 404 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,769 Bill: THE MILITARY ISN'T 405 00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:31,971 CAPITALISM, THAT'S THE 406 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:32,271 GOVERNMENT. 407 00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:33,072 WHO OWNS THE 408 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:36,141 MILITARY-INDUSTRIA COMPLEX? 409 00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:37,843 WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT GIVEAWAYS 410 00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:39,745 YOU HAVE MAJOR CORPORATIONS IN 411 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:41,180 THIS COUNTRY THAT MAKE BILLIONS 412 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:43,349 AND DON'T P A NICKEL IN TAXES. 413 00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,451 BILLIONAIRES HAVE AN EFFECTIVE 414 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,253 TAX RATE LOWER THAN A TRUCK 415 00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:48,721 DRIVER OR NURSE. 416 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,055 YOU HAVE A GENERATION, TALK 417 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:50,656 ABOUT THIS YOUNGER GENERATION 418 00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:52,725 RIGHT NOW. 419 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:53,325 I GET AROUND THE COUNTRY AND 420 00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:55,894 TALK TO A LOT OF PEOPLE COME I 421 00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:56,495 DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT 422 00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:59,098 POLE BUT I TALK TO NURSES 423 00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:00,366 WORKING THEIR ASSES OFF DOING 424 00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:03,202 THE RIGHT THING, THEY LEAVE 425 00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,169 SCHOOL $7,000 THEY CAN'T AFFORD 426 00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:06,372 TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE 427 00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:06,972 CHILDREN. 428 00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:08,474 THEYAN'T AFFORD THE HOUSING 429 00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:10,409 THEY DESPERATELY NEED TO. 430 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,411 THE TRUTH IS YOU'VE GOT A 431 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,912 GENERATION EVERYTHING BEING 432 00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:14,513 EQUAL, THE YOUNGER GENERATION 433 00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:15,514 WILL HAVE A LOWER STANDARD OF 434 00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:17,950 LIVING THAN THEIR PARENTS. 435 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:19,585 YOU AND I-- I'M A LITTLE OLDER 436 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,720 THAN YOU-- CAN REMEMBER 50 437 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,289 YEARS AGO WHAT THAT IT COST TO 438 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:23,789 GO TO THE UNIVERSITY OF 439 00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:24,923 CALIFORNIA, REMEMBER? 440 00:15:24,923 --> 00:15:28,627 Bill: THE BOX, 500? 441 00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:30,062 VIRTUALLY FREE, CITY 442 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,096 UNIVERSITY OF NEW YORK VIRTUALLY 443 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,665 FREE AND RIGHT NOW THESE YOUNG 444 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:37,770 PEOPLE ARE LEAVING SCHOOL DEEPLY 445 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:38,537 IN DEBT, STRUGGLING ECONOMICALLY 446 00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:39,638 THEY DESERVE A BREAK. 447 00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:41,040 Bill: I COULDN'T AGREE 448 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,142 MORE. 449 00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:43,742 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 450 00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:44,510 IN THE BOOK YOU SAY YOU FEEL 451 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:47,680 LIKE THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY-- YOU 452 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,582 KE YOUR SHOTS AT THEM, YOU 453 00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:52,017 CAUCUS WITH THEM AND YOU RUN AS 454 00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:53,552 ONE BUT YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY 455 00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:56,755 PART OF THEM, YOU SAY YOU FEEL 456 00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:58,524 LIKE THEY ABANDONED THEIR COST 457 00:15:58,524 --> 00:15:59,158 OF THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, WHO ARE 458 00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:03,162 THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE? 459 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:05,631 HEY BILL, YOU'RE LOOKING 460 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,467 BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT, HERE IN L.A.! 461 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,168 Bill: ME? 462 00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:09,435 [LAUGHTER] 463 00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:13,205 THANK YOU, BERNIE. 464 00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:16,375 [LAUGHTER] 465 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:19,645 THE POINT I WAS MAKING, WHEN 466 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,947 FDR WAS PRESIDENT, TRUMAN WAS 467 00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:23,515 PRESIDENT, JFK, YOU GO OUT ON 468 00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,150 THE STREET AND YOU SAY TO THE 469 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:25,951 PEOPLE WHICH PARTY REPRESENTS 470 00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:27,686 THE WORKING CLASS OF AMERICA, 471 00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:29,922 MOST PEOPLE WOULD'VE SAID THE 472 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:30,489 DEMOCRAT 473 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:31,323 Bill: CORRECT. 474 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,325 TODAY YOU GO OUT ON THE 475 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,860 STREET THAT'S NOT THE SENTIMENT. 476 00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:37,429 THE REPUBLICAN PARTY PROBABLY 477 00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:38,330 HAS MORE ADHERENTS THAN THE 478 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,565 DEMOCRATS? 479 00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:40,165 Bill: HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 480 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,768 I'LL TELL YOU HOW IT 481 00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:43,102 HAPPENED. 482 00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:44,636 30 YEARS AGO THEY SAID DEMOCRATS 483 00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:47,206 ARE SAYING REPUBLICANS ARE 484 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:48,374 GETTING ALL THIS CORPO 485 00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:49,641 MONEY, WE WANTED TOO, LET'S GO 486 00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:51,310 AND GET IT, LET'S FORGET ABOUT 487 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,312 THE P WORKING 50 OR 60 488 00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:53,979 HOURS A WEEK. 489 00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:54,980 YOU ARE SITTING THERE SOMEWHERE 490 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:58,751 IN THE MIDWEST, YOU CAN'T AFFORD 491 00:16:58,751 --> 00:16:59,518 HEALTH CARE, MAYBE YOUR JOB WENT 492 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:00,486 TO CHINA AND YOU'RE EARNING HALF 493 00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:03,422 OF WHAT USED TO MAKE. 494 00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:04,857 YOUR KID CAN'T AFFORD TO GO TO 495 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,258 COLLEGE AND YOU LOOK AT PEOPLE 496 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:08,060 ON TELEVISION WITH ALL OF THEIR 497 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,128 STUFF AND YOU ARE SAYING WHO 498 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:13,065 GIVES A DAMN ABOUT ME? 499 00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:17,169 WHO CARES WHAT MY LIFE IS ABOUTS 500 00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:18,704 FACING MY LIFE? 501 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:19,705 THE PAIN I'M EXPERIENCING? 502 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,940 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE FAMILIAR 503 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:23,308 WITH THE EXPRESSION CALL THE 504 00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:24,743 DISEASES OF DESPAIR. 505 00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:25,944 Bill: OF COURSE. 506 00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:29,882 WHAT THE DOCTORS TELL US, WE 507 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,550 HAVE A LIFE EXPECTANCY-- ABOVE 508 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,918 AND BEYOND COVID, WHICH IS IN 509 00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:36,088 DECLINE, I DECLINE BECAUSEPEOPLS 510 00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:37,256 HAVE TAKEN THE NOWHERE, THEY 511 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:38,657 ARE WORRIED ABOUT THEIR KIDS AND 512 00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:39,892 THEY'RE TURNING TO ALCOHOL, 513 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,060 DRUGS, AND EVEN SUI 514 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:44,062 WE'VE GOT TO RESTORE HOPE TO THE 515 00:17:44,062 --> 00:17:44,797 AMERICAN PEOPLE. 516 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,098 THE WORKING CLASS ARE THE 517 00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:47,299 MAJORITY OF PEOPLE IN THIS 518 00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:47,566 COUNTRY. 519 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:50,969 THEY ARE HURTING. 520 00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:52,070 AFTER 50 YEARSPLODING 521 00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:52,638 TECHNOLOGYTHEY ARE EARNING 522 00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:57,142 LESS THAN THEY DID-- THEN THEY 523 00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:57,443 DID BEFORE. 524 00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:58,277 Bill: YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE 525 00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:01,380 RUNNING AGAIN. 526 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:01,680 THIRD TIME? 527 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,648 I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT THE 528 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,082 BOOK. 529 00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:05,083 Bill: IT WILL USUALLY WRITE 530 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,485 A BOOK WHEN THEY'RE ABOUT TO 531 00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:08,987 RUN. 532 00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:11,390 DOLL. 533 00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:11,657 [LAUGHTER] 534 00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,459 Bill: I APPRECIATE YOU 535 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:14,293 BEING HERE. 536 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,060 GREAT TO SEE YOU, 537 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:15,627 BERNIE SANDERS! 538 00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:22,367 LET'S MEET OUR PANEL! 539 00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:23,769 HE'S THE HOST & IVE 540 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:24,803 PRODUCER OF SHOWTIME'S "THE 541 00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:25,904 CIUS" AND NATIONAL AFFAIRS 542 00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:27,105 ANALYST FOR MSNBC: JOHN 543 00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:32,478 HEILEMANN. 544 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:32,945 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 545 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:33,812 HE'S THE ACTOR AND COMEDIAN WHO 546 00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:35,247 HOSTS STAY FREE WITH RUSSELL 547 00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:37,783 BRAND ON RUMBLE AND WHOSE LATEST 548 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:38,984 STAND-UP SPECIALANDEMIC" 549 00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:39,685 PREMIERS MARCH 13TH: RUSSELL 550 00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:44,957 BRAND. 551 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,593 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 552 00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:50,896 ROCK STAR COMEDIAN. 553 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:53,332 I MENTIONED CALIFORNIA ENDED OUR 554 00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:53,866 COVERT EMERGENCY. 555 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:54,833 I WALKEDE BUILDING TODAY 556 00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,301 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND HOW LONG, 557 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:59,338 THE GUARD DID NOT HAVE A MASK O 558 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:00,472 ON. 559 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,040 FOR A WHILE WE HAVEN'T HAD TO 560 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,609 WEAR A MASK BECAUSE THE GERMS 561 00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,043 KN THE CELEBRITIES ARE. 562 00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:05,310 [LAUGHTER] 563 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,713 BUT THE GUARD DID. 564 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,781 I FEEL LIKE WE ARE ENTERING THIS 565 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:11,350 PHASE NOW WITH COVID WHERE WE 566 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,185 ARE IN A PERIOD WHERE WE CAN 567 00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:14,219 HAVE PERSPECTIVE, WE CAN LOOK 568 00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:16,455 BACK, IT'S OVER. 569 00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:18,223 THERE'S BEE A NUMBER OF STUDIES 570 00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,324 RECENTLY THAT HAVE COMEUT 571 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,661 ABOUT THINGSNATURALIMMUNITY, MA, 572 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,229 LOCKDOWNS AND OF COURSE THE BIG 573 00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:26,632 ONE THIS WEEK ABOUT THE LAB LEAK 574 00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:27,199 THEORY. 575 00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:31,270 I FEEL LIKE THE P WHO WERE 576 00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:32,471 THE DISSENTERS ARE LOOKING 577 00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:33,839 PRETTY GOOD I WAS ONE OF THEM 578 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,340 COME OUR MEMBER GETTING A LOT OF 579 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,308 M A LOT OF PLACES, 580 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:39,378 SOMEBO THIS UP FOR ME THIS 581 00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:39,578 WEEK. 582 00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:45,517 "THE DAILY BEAST" HAD A HEADLINE 583 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,686 "BILL MAHER PUSHES STEVE BANNON 584 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,354 WUHAN LABOVERT CONSPIRACY. 585 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,422 IT WAS JUST STEVE BANNON, IT WAS 586 00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:53,025 A FORMER HEAD OF THE CDC, FBI, 587 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,593 ENERGY DEPARTMENT, WE █DON'T 588 00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:55,227 KNOW. 589 00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:56,929 LIKE I SAID,LDN'T 590 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:57,563 POLITICIZE IT. 591 00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:59,331 WOULD YOU AGREEE 592 00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:00,699 DISSRS ARE LOOKING BETTER 593 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:01,300 THESE DAYS? 594 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:04,303 YOU'RE OEAM, RIGHT? 595 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:08,140 AS A MATTER OF FACT I AM. 596 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,776 I THINK DISSENT IS A GREAT DUTY 597 00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:11,977 AROUND ALL TOPICS AND 598 00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:14,179 PARTISANSHIP AS WE'VE JUST HEARD 599 00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:15,147 ELOQUENTLY DESCRIBED BY THE 600 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:15,981 GREAT SENATOR THAT YOU 601 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,717 INTERVIEWED ULTIMATELY LEADS US 602 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:22,321 INTO CUL-DE-SACS CULTURALLY. 603 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:24,122 WHAT I FEEL IS WE WERE TOO 604 00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:26,124 DESPERATE TO SHUT WN 605 00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:27,859 CONVERSATION I A STATE OF 606 00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:29,428 ESCALATED FEAR, WE WERE 607 00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:32,631 UNWILLING TO LISTEN TO SCIENCE, 608 00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:33,532 IRONICALLY. 609 00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:34,866 SCIENCE DOES NOT EXIST 610 00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:36,969 OBJECTIVELY, IT EXISTS WITHIN A 611 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,404 SUBSET OF CAPITALIST AGENDA. 612 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,007 THE PROBLEM I FEEL THAT WE HAD 613 00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:43,408 IS ONLY EXPERIMENTATION THAT WAS 614 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:46,411 TAKING PLACE WAS BENEFICIAL TO 615 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,713 N INTERESTS, OY 616 00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:48,814 ARGUMENTS WERE BEING ADVANCED 617 00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:50,315 BENEFIAL TO CERTAIN INTERESTS, 618 00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:52,317 ONLY REGULATIONS BEING PROPOSED 619 00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:53,719 THAT WERE BENEFICIAL TO STUDENT 620 00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:54,686 INTERESTS. 621 00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:55,654 THE LAB LEAK THEORY BEING JUST 622 00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:59,524 ONE EXAMPLE. 623 00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:00,726 DR. FAUCI HIMSELF WAS SERIOUSLY 624 00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:02,728 CONSIDERING THIS WAS A LIKELY 625 00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:03,362 ORIGIN FOR THE VIRUS. 626 00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:06,431 >>ill: HOW COULD IT NOT BE A 627 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,500 POSSIBILITY? 628 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,568 IT'S A LAB IN WUHAN WHERE T 629 00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:12,371 VIRUS STARTED THAT STUDIES THE 630 00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:14,239 VIRUS AND WAS DOING 631 00:21:14,239 --> 00:21:15,207 GAIN-OF-FUNCTION RESEARCH ON THE 632 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,743 VIRUS, HOW COULD IT NOT BE-- 633 00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:19,778 HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW WET 634 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,213 THAT MARKET WAS, IT WAS SOAKING 635 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:24,182 WET, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT WAITING 636 00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:27,552 TO HAPPEN! 637 00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:29,321 YOU MAY THINK THE INSTITUTE OF 638 00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:30,956 VIROLOGY IS A HOTBED OF 639 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,157 CORONAVIRUS, BUT HAVE YOU BEEN 640 00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:34,893 TO THAT WET MARKET, PEOPLE COME 641 00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:36,828 STAGGERING OUT TO THE INSTITUTE 642 00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:38,330 OF VIROLOGY, GET ME TO THE WET 643 00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:42,567 MARKETS THEY SAY 644 00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:44,336 WHEN THEY ARE DOWN, GLOVES ON, 645 00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:46,838 TIMES TO BE CAUTIOUS. 646 00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:48,840 THAT'S WHERE THE REAL RIS TAKE 647 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:49,274 PLACE. 648 00:21:49,274 --> 00:21:51,043 I WANT TO COMPLIMENT RUSSELL 649 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,544 I HAVE NEVER FIGURED OUT HOW TO 650 00:21:52,544 --> 00:21:56,181 GET THAT WORD INTO A POLITICAL 651 00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:56,581 TALK SHOW BEFORE. 652 00:21:56,581 --> 00:21:59,317 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 653 00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:01,720 I BELIEVE APPROPRIATELY USED. 654 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:08,326 I ONLY USE THE WORD SPUTUMD U 655 00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:10,362 WILL LEARN THIS OVER THE 656 00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:10,896 EVENING. 657 00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:12,064 HERHE THING ABOUT THIS 658 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:16,301 I'VE GOT TO SAY-- ENERGY 659 00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:16,902 DEPARTMENT SAYS LAB-- I AGREE 660 00:22:16,902 --> 00:22:20,005 WITH YOU.E LAB WAS ALWAYS A THIE 661 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:23,942 IT COULD HAVE BEEN IN THE IDEA 662 00:22:23,942 --> 00:22:25,577 THAT WE HADN'T RULED THAT OUT 663 00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:27,312 YOU GET TO SO WHY, 664 00:22:27,312 --> 00:22:28,980 YOU HAVE EIGHT INTELLIGENCE 665 00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:30,615 AGENCIES, YOU HAVE TWO NOW THE 666 00:22:30,615 --> 00:22:31,216 FBI AND THE ENERGY DEPARTMENT 667 00:22:31,216 --> 00:22:34,853 THAT SAY THE LAB-- TO YOUR 668 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:36,154 POINT, WE DON'T KNOW. 669 00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:38,690 YOU HAVE FOUR THAT STILL THINK 670 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:39,691 THE WET MARKET-- 671 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,626 Bill: AND WE'LL NEVER KNOW, 672 00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:44,496 WE WILL BE ARGUING ABOUT ITN 673 00:22:44,496 --> 00:22:44,763 50 YEARS. 674 00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:46,231 SCIENCE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW 675 00:22:46,231 --> 00:22:48,633 FOR A VARIETY OF REASONS AND I 676 00:22:48,633 --> 00:22:49,835 THINK PEOPLE DO SERIOUS 677 00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:50,969 RESEARCH AND TRY TO FIGURE IT 678 00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:55,073 IF YOU GO BACK TO THAT TIME, WHY 679 00:22:55,073 --> 00:22:57,342 DID PEOPLE SEIZE ON THE NOTION 680 00:22:57,342 --> 00:22:59,177 THAT REJECTING THE LAB LEAK 681 00:22:59,177 --> 00:22:59,945 THEORY? 682 00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:02,547 BECAUSE LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE IN 683 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:03,148 COVID, DONALD TRUMP POLITICIZE 684 00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:04,015 THAT FROM DAY ONE TREND. 685 00:23:04,015 --> 00:23:09,721 HIS THING IN THE FIRST TWO WE 686 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:15,093 WAS KUNG FLU-- THE CHINESE HAD 687 00:23:15,093 --> 00:23:15,927 RELEASED IT UNDER THE WORLD IT 688 00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:17,295 WAS A BIO WEAPON IT WASN'T JUST 689 00:23:17,295 --> 00:23:17,729 AN ACCIDENT. 690 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:20,298 THE NOTION THAT WAS PUT FOLDER 691 00:23:20,298 --> 00:23:24,136 BY THE ADMINISTRATION WAS IT WAS 692 00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:24,870 AND HIS POLITICAL INTEREST TO 693 00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:26,104 MAKE KIND OF THE BILL AND PICK 694 00:23:26,104 --> 00:23:27,739 OUT WHETHER IT WAS LAB LEAK OR 695 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,207 WET MARKET, CAN WE ALL AGREE 696 00:23:29,207 --> 00:23:31,109 LIKELY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND 697 00:23:31,109 --> 00:23:32,944 THAT'S WHAT DONALD TRUMP BY 698 00:23:32,944 --> 00:23:34,513 GOING TO-- THIS WAS AN ACT OF 699 00:23:34,513 --> 00:23:35,781 TERROR IN SOME WAY AGAINST US, 700 00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:37,682 IT POLITICIZE THE ISSUE AS HE 701 00:23:37,682 --> 00:23:39,751 POLITICIZE EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT 702 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:40,919 COVID. 703 00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:41,987 Bill: EVERYONE ELSE HAS TO 704 00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:44,556 TAKE HIS PATENT DOUBLE DOWN ON 705 00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:45,657 STUPID? 706 00:23:45,657 --> 00:23:47,726 I'M FOR STUPID I'M JUST 707 00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:48,927 TRYING TO SAY IT GOT POLITICIZED 708 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:49,694 AND YOU'RE RIGHT IT WOULD'VE 709 00:23:49,694 --> 00:23:50,295 BEEN BETTER IF WE HADN'T 710 00:23:50,295 --> 00:23:53,198 POLITICIZE THAT. 711 00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:55,100 Bill: THERE'S THIS TENNIS 712 00:23:55,100 --> 00:24:05,277 PLAYER-- DJOKOVIC,-- 713 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:09,748 HE DEDICATED HIS LIFE TO IT, 714 00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:12,918 WHAT'S YOUR POINT?GHT OVER THE . 715 00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:13,151 [LAUGHTER] 716 00:24:13,151 --> 00:24:14,419 Bill: HE CAN'T GET INTO 717 00:24:14,419 --> 00:24:15,720 AMERICA, HE WOULD LIKE TO BE 718 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,089 PLAYING AT I THINK IT'S COMING 719 00:24:18,089 --> 00:24:19,724 UP THE MIAMI OPEN-- HE'S 720 00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:23,094 UNVACCINATED BUT HE'S HAD COVID 721 00:24:23,094 --> 00:24:24,863 TWICE. 722 00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:25,497 NATURAL IMMUNITY, ING WE 723 00:24:25,497 --> 00:24:26,932 ALWAYS USE TO U BETTER 724 00:24:26,932 --> 00:24:27,599 THAN THE ACTUAL VACCINE, SOME OF 725 00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:31,369 IT GOT TO BE REVERSED. 726 00:24:31,369 --> 00:24:33,572 THE HEAD OF THE MIAMI TOURNAMENT 727 00:24:33,572 --> 00:24:35,173 I READ A QUOTE FROM HIM 728 00:24:35,173 --> 00:24:38,143 YESTERDAY, HE'S TRYING TO GET 729 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:38,510 DJOKOVIC IN. 730 00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:39,811 HE SAID THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE 731 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:43,515 ANY IMMINENT DANGER. 732 00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:45,150 IMMINENT DANGER OF A MAN PLAYING 733 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:47,886 TENN A MAN WHO'S HAD OF 734 00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:49,554 TWICE-- A SPORT WHERE YOU ARE 735 00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:51,690 ALONE IN THE MIDDLE OF A STADIUM 736 00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:53,124 OUTSIDE IN A COUNTRY WHERE 737 00:24:53,124 --> 00:24:55,293 EVERYONE HAS ALREADY HAD IT, NO 738 00:24:55,293 --> 00:24:56,895 IMMINENT DANGER, THIS COUNTRY IS 739 00:24:56,895 --> 00:25:01,533 STUCK ON STUPID.IT JUST IS. 740 00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:06,938 [APPLAUSE] 741 00:25:06,938 --> 00:25:10,675 IT SEEMS IT'S NOT SOLELY THE 742 00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:11,543 RESPONSIBILITY OF DONALD TRUMP 743 00:25:11,543 --> 00:25:12,744 THAT THIS ISSUE HOME 744 00:25:12,744 --> 00:25:14,713 CIZED, WHEN WE TAKE THE 745 00:25:14,713 --> 00:25:17,682 ISSUE OF NATURAL IMMUNIT THE 746 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:19,751 EFFICACY OF MASKS,S 747 00:25:19,751 --> 00:25:21,586 DIFFICULT NOT TO POSIT THAT 748 00:25:21,586 --> 00:25:23,655 PERHAPS INCREASINGLY A 749 00:25:23,655 --> 00:25:24,522 CENTRALIZED AUTHORITY BECOMES 750 00:25:24,522 --> 00:25:26,124 SUBJECT TO INQUIRY, BUT HAS 751 00:25:26,124 --> 00:25:28,593 NEVER BEFORE FACED BECAUSE THE 752 00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:31,429 ADVANCEMENT OF TECHNOLOGY. 753 00:25:31,429 --> 00:25:33,732 OUR ABILITY TO COMMU 754 00:25:33,732 --> 00:25:35,066 DOUBLING DOWN ON 755 00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:35,967 AUTHORITARIANISM. 756 00:25:35,967 --> 00:25:38,770 THIS EXAMPLE I THINK IS A GOOD 757 00:25:38,770 --> 00:25:39,671 ONE. 758 00:25:39,671 --> 00:25:41,106 SIMILARLY IT'S DIFFICULT FOR US 759 00:25:41,106 --> 00:25:43,074 TO CONDEMN WHAT WE MIGHT REGARD 760 00:25:43,074 --> 00:25:44,409 AS THE RIGHT OF POLITICIZING 761 00:25:44,409 --> 00:25:46,378 THIS ISSUE WE ARE HAVING 762 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:47,579 THE REASONABLE CONVERSATION 763 00:25:47,579 --> 00:25:49,114 ABOUT THE WAY THESE REGULATIONS 764 00:25:49,114 --> 00:25:52,417 CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF TIMEA 765 00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:54,286 AROUND EVIDENCE AROUND NATURAL 766 00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:56,221 IMMUNITY. 767 00:25:56,221 --> 00:26:00,091 LIKELIHOOD THEY EME FROM AHE 768 00:26:00,091 --> 00:26:01,393 RY TO SOMEHOW CLING TO 769 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,194 DONALD TRUMP AS THE SOURCE OF 770 00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:03,895 THE PROBLEM. 771 00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:06,097 AT SOME POINT WE'RE GOING HAVE 772 00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:07,499 TO TRANSCEND THESE DIFFERENCES 773 00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,401 OTHERWISE LEGITIMATE POLITICAL 774 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,002 FIGURES THAT GENUINELY CARE 775 00:26:11,002 --> 00:26:11,569 ABOUT ORDINARY AMERICANS ARE 776 00:26:11,569 --> 00:26:15,540 GOING TO FIND THEMSELVES LOST IN 777 00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:16,708 A PARTY CO-OPTED BY FINANCIAL 778 00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:18,076 INTEREST IN UNABL TOA 779 00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:18,944 MEANINGFUL VOICE. 780 00:26:18,944 --> 00:26:20,145 SOONER OR LATER WE HAVE TO 781 00:26:20,145 --> 00:26:22,881 TRANSCEND THOSE ARGUMENTS. 782 00:26:22,881 --> 00:26:27,018 Bill: I WILL SAY ONE MORE 783 00:26:27,018 --> 00:26:28,987 THING. 784 00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:31,056 PURDUE PHARMA, YOU ARE FAMILIAR 785 00:26:31,056 --> 00:26:32,424 A TER MOVIE, MICHAEL KEATON 786 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:35,026 WILL BE DOPE SICK-- 787 00:26:35,026 --> 00:26:37,662 IFOU NEED AN OPIOID, 788 00:26:37,662 --> 00:26:40,265 PURDUE PHARMA WILL SELL YOU THEM 789 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:40,932 AT A REASONABLE PRICE WHETHER 790 00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:44,269 YOU NEED THEM OR N. 791 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:44,703 [LAUGHTER] 792 00:26:44,703 --> 00:26:47,305 I SHOULD ADD THE COME OF THESE 793 00:26:47,305 --> 00:26:48,540 OPIOIDS CAN'T BE QUITE MOORISH 794 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:49,574 AND EVEN SOME WOULD SAY 795 00:26:49,574 --> 00:26:53,144 ADDICTIVE, DO BE CAUTIOUS. 796 00:26:53,144 --> 00:26:54,312 Bill: WERE THERE? 797 00:26:54,312 --> 00:26:55,880 THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I DID 798 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,450 ME A LITTLE BIT DEPENDENT ON 799 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,953 HEROIN, THANKFULLY PURDU 800 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:04,089 NOT OPERATE IN MY COUNTRY I 801 00:27:04,089 --> 00:27:05,156 WOULDN'T BE HERE NOW AND I'M 802 00:27:05,156 --> 00:27:09,227 VERY GRATEFUL I AM. 803 00:27:09,227 --> 00:27:09,861 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 804 00:27:09,861 --> 00:27:11,429 - Bill: - HIS IS SOMETHING 805 00:27:11,429 --> 00:27:12,263 CALLED HILLBILLY HEROIN, THAT'S 806 00:27:12,263 --> 00:27:16,167 CALLED OXYCONTIN. 807 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:17,702 THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT 808 00:27:17,702 --> 00:27:18,703 ANNOUNCED PURDUE PHARMA PLEADED 809 00:27:18,703 --> 00:27:21,139 GUILTY TO FELONY CHARGES OF 810 00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:23,942 DEFRAUDING FEDERAL AGENCIES, 811 00:27:23,942 --> 00:27:25,810 VIOLATING ANTIKICKBACK LAWS, 812 00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:28,079 MARKETING OPIOIDS TO HUNDREDS OF 813 00:27:28,079 --> 00:27:31,082 DOCTORS AND IT SUSPECTED WRITING 814 00:27:31,082 --> 00:27:32,050 ABOUT ILLEGAL PRESCRIPTIONS AT 815 00:27:32,050 --> 00:27:33,618 LYING ABOUT IT TO THE DEA, THEY 816 00:27:33,618 --> 00:27:36,554 GOT SLAPPED WITH AN $8.3 BILLION 817 00:27:36,554 --> 00:27:39,691 FINE BRICK ON MY LAST QUESTION 818 00:27:39,691 --> 00:27:40,492 IS THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE THAT 819 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:42,694 I SEE THAT PEOPLE SEE OH, MY 820 00:27:42,694 --> 00:27:43,328 GOD, THE PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY 821 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:45,864 IS CAPABLE OF DOING THIS BUT 822 00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:46,965 WHEN IT COMES TO COVID, NO 823 00:27:46,965 --> 00:27:49,467 QUESTIONS ASKED. 824 00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:52,637 IT SEEMS WEIRD. 825 00:27:52,637 --> 00:27:54,239 LET HIM ANSWER THAT ONE. 826 00:27:54,239 --> 00:28:00,678 YOU HAVE A TURN. 827 00:28:00,678 --> 00:28:02,080 I'LL OFFER YOU THIS 828 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:05,950 CHALLENGE, GET THE WORD SPUTUM 829 00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:06,818 INTO THAT ANOUR COW >> 830 00:28:06,818 --> 00:28:08,420 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT 831 00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:09,087 FOR THE ENTIRE TIME. 832 00:28:09,087 --> 00:28:10,455 I CAN TELL BECAUSE I'M 833 00:28:10,455 --> 00:28:16,528 LOOKING BELOW THE DESK. 834 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:18,430 WE HAVE A COMPLICATED 835 00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:18,897 RELATIONSHIP WITH THE 836 00:28:18,897 --> 00:28:20,932 ARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY. 837 00:28:20,932 --> 00:28:21,966 EVERYONE WHO'S EVER HAD A FAMILY 838 00:28:21,966 --> 00:28:26,137 MEMBER WHO'S HAD CANCER AND SEEN 839 00:28:26,137 --> 00:28:27,972 WHAT LIFE-SAVI DRUGS CAN DO 840 00:28:27,972 --> 00:28:28,273 FOR PEOPLE. 841 00:28:28,273 --> 00:28:29,908 l: OTHERS MAY HAVE GIVEN 842 00:28:29,908 --> 00:28:32,911 IT TO THEM. 843 00:28:32,911 --> 00:28:35,914 THE REALITY IS IT YOU HAVE A 844 00:28:35,914 --> 00:28:37,182 BLACK-AND-WHITE POINT OF VIEW, 845 00:28:37,182 --> 00:28:38,550 THE PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY IS 846 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,317 ENGAGED IN A GIANT CONSPIRACY TO 847 00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:43,755 FUCK US ALL OVER, IF YOU SAY THE 848 00:28:43,755 --> 00:28:45,857 PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY IS 849 00:28:45,857 --> 00:28:48,460 CAPABLE OF ERROR OR MALIGN 850 00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:50,228 BEHAVIOR, YOU'RE YOUR EQUALLY 851 00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:50,895 AND IDIS. 852 00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:54,699 IN A CAPITALIST SOCIETY THERE CT 853 00:28:54,699 --> 00:28:55,834 WILL DO THINGS THAT ARE 854 00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:58,803 INCREDIBLY GOOD AND INCREDIBLY 855 00:28:58,803 --> 00:29:01,873 TERRIBLE AND EXPLOITED IS. 856 00:29:01,873 --> 00:29:03,308 THAT SEEMS LIKE THE RIGHT 857 00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:03,942 POSITION TO HAVE. 858 00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:06,077 I AGREE, LET'S BE 859 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:07,812 SKEPTICAL, THAT'S 860 00:29:07,812 --> 00:29:08,213 ACROSS-THE-BOARD. 861 00:29:08,213 --> 00:29:09,647 MOVING ON. 862 00:29:09,647 --> 00:29:10,982 OUT OF RESPECT FOR YOU AND 863 00:29:10,982 --> 00:29:12,951 YOUR SHOW, IROUGHT S 864 00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:14,919 % 865 00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:19,090 FACTS. 866 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:20,692 Bill: YOU JUST GET THE FUCK 867 00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:23,461 OUT OF HERE, THIS IS NOT THEPLA. 868 00:29:23,461 --> 00:29:26,297 WE LIKE FACTS, I LOVE FACTS. 869 00:29:26,297 --> 00:29:27,832 I'M ENGLISH AND YOU KNOW 870 00:29:27,832 --> 00:29:28,933 POLITENESS IS OUR FUNDAMENTAL 871 00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:30,535 RELIGION BUT THEY DO PERTAIN TO 872 00:29:30,535 --> 00:29:30,835 THIS ISSUE. 873 00:29:30,835 --> 00:29:34,706 MAY I SAY SOMETHING? 874 00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:39,177 THE PANDEMIC CREATED AT LEAST 14 875 00:29:39,177 --> 00:29:40,512 NEW BIG PILLIONAIRES, 876 00:29:40,512 --> 00:29:41,913 MODERNA AND PFIZER MADE A 877 00:29:41,913 --> 00:29:42,680 THOUSAND DOLLARS OIT EVERY 878 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,315 SECOND FROM THE COVID-19 879 00:29:44,315 --> 00:29:46,718 VACCINE, MORE THAN TWO-THIRDS OF 880 00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:48,119 CONGRESS RECEIMPAIGN 881 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:48,887 FUNDING FROM PHARMACEUTICAL 882 00:29:48,887 --> 00:29:51,789 COMPANIES IN A 2020 ELECTION, 883 00:29:51,789 --> 00:29:54,259 PFIZER CHAIRMAN TOLD "TIME" 884 00:29:54,259 --> 00:29:54,726 MAGAZINE'S COMPANY WAS 885 00:29:54,726 --> 00:29:55,860 DEVELOPI A COVERT VACCINE FOR 886 00:29:55,860 --> 00:29:57,862 THE GOOD OF HUMANITY, NOT FOR 887 00:29:57,862 --> 00:29:59,597 MONEY AND OF COURSE PFIZER MADE 888 00:29:59,597 --> 00:30:02,467 $100 BILLION IN PROFIT IN 2022. 889 00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:05,837 MAY I JUST MENTIONED AND FINALLY 890 00:30:05,837 --> 00:30:06,871 THAT YOU COME OF THE AMERICAN 891 00:30:06,871 --> 00:30:10,808 PUBLIC FUNDED THE DEVELOPMENT, 892 00:30:10,808 --> 00:30:14,712 THE GERMAN PUBLIC-- WHEN IT 893 00:30:14,712 --> 00:30:16,881 CAME TO PROFITS THEY TOOK THEPRE 894 00:30:16,881 --> 00:30:18,917 FUNDING YOU PAY FOR THE FUNDING. 895 00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:20,785 [APPLAUSE] 896 00:30:20,785 --> 00:30:24,189 Bill: IT IS POSSIBLE THESE 897 00:30:24,189 --> 00:30:24,822 ARE GREEDY CAPITALISTS WHO MADE 898 00:30:24,822 --> 00:30:26,925 A LOT OF MONEY AND ALSO THERE 899 00:30:26,925 --> 00:30:27,959 ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO DID NEED 900 00:30:27,959 --> 00:30:30,461 THE VACCINE. 901 00:30:30,461 --> 00:30:33,064 THERE ARE A LOTOPLE WHO 902 00:30:33,064 --> 00:30:33,631 DID NEED THE VACCINE. 903 00:30:33,631 --> 00:30:34,065 [APPLAUSE] 904 00:30:34,065 --> 00:30:35,466 I NEVER WANTED TO BE TOLD I WAS 905 00:30:35,466 --> 00:30:36,501 ONE OF THEM WHO HAD TO TAKE IT 906 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,069 BUT THERE WERE A LOT OF PEOPLE 907 00:30:38,069 --> 00:30:39,204 WHO NEEDED THAT VACCINE AND 908 00:30:39,204 --> 00:30:40,805 WOULD BE DEAD WITHOUT IT. 909 00:30:40,805 --> 00:30:45,710 THAT IS TRUE TOO. 910 00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:48,313 ALL I'M QUERYING IS TF 911 00:30:48,313 --> 00:30:51,182 YOU HAVE AN ECONOMIC SYSTEM IN 912 00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:52,750 WHICH PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES 913 00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:54,819 BENEFIT HUGELY FROM MEDICAL 914 00:30:54,819 --> 00:30:56,654 EMERGENCIES, A 915 00:30:56,654 --> 00:30:57,222 MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX 916 00:30:57,222 --> 00:30:58,856 BENEFITS FROM WAR, ENERGY 917 00:30:58,856 --> 00:30:59,857 COMPANIES BENEFIT FROM ENERGY 918 00:30:59,857 --> 00:31:02,026 CRISES, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE 919 00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:07,699 STATES OF PERPETUAL CRI. 920 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:08,600 SEPARATE FROM THE INTERESTS OF 921 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,702 THE ELITES. 922 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:12,904 Bill: ONCE YOU CREATE AN 923 00:31:12,904 --> 00:31:14,539 INDUSTRY LIKE CHECKING YOU, I 924 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:15,607 STILL GET A CHECK TO SEE IF I 925 00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:17,709 HAVE COVID BECAUSE IT'S A 926 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:18,910 COTTAGE INDUSTRY. 927 00:31:18,910 --> 00:31:19,911 PEOPLE STARTED MAKING MONEY BY 928 00:31:19,911 --> 00:31:20,878 SENDING A NURSE TO MY HOUSE AND 929 00:31:20,878 --> 00:31:22,313 NOW NO ONE WANTS TO GIVE UP THAT 930 00:31:22,313 --> 00:31:27,652 GRAVY TRAIN. 931 00:31:27,652 --> 00:31:30,755 YOU HAVE THE COTTAGES-- I'M 932 00:31:30,755 --> 00:31:31,489 ENGLISH AND COTTAGE IS PROUDEST 933 00:31:31,489 --> 00:31:31,789 TRADITIONS. 934 00:31:31,789 --> 00:31:35,293 YOU'RE ON TIKTOK BUT I CANT 935 00:31:35,293 --> 00:31:36,728 GET ENOUGH OF WATCHING DOGS DO 936 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:38,296 MISCHIEVOUS THINGS. 937 00:31:38,296 --> 00:31:38,563 [LAUGHTER] 938 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:41,099 IT'S ADORABLE. 939 00:31:41,099 --> 00:31:43,101 I FOUND OUT THIS WEEK THERE IS A 940 00:31:43,101 --> 00:31:45,436 DARK SIDE TO TIKTOK, THEY ARE 941 00:31:45,436 --> 00:31:46,104 COMPLETELY BROUGHT IN THE BRAINS 942 00:31:46,104 --> 00:31:47,538 OF A ENTIRE GENERATION OF 943 00:31:47,538 --> 00:31:49,540 PEOPLE-- WORSE THAN THAT, THEY 944 00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:51,509 AR APPARENTLY NOW HE 945 00:31:51,509 --> 00:31:53,144 ABILITY TO GET YOUNG GIRLS TO 946 00:31:53,144 --> 00:31:54,646 THINK OLDER MEN ARE ACTUALLY 947 00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:56,347 TEENAGERS TALKING TO THEM. 948 00:31:56,347 --> 00:31:57,515 CAN YOU SHOW THIS PICTURE? 949 00:31:57,515 --> 00:31:59,917 THIS IS WHAT YOU CAN DO, LOOK AT 950 00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:00,184 THIS DIET. 951 00:32:00,184 --> 00:32:01,919 THAT'S WHAT HE REALLY LOOKS LIKE 952 00:32:01,919 --> 00:32:03,321 AND WITH THE FILTERS YOU CAN 953 00:32:03,321 --> 00:32:05,723 TALK TO SOMEBODY LOOKING LIKE 954 00:32:05,723 --> 00:32:05,923 THIS. 955 00:32:05,923 --> 00:32:08,259 NOT THIS GUY PARTICULAR, 956 00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:09,127 DON'T WRITE HIM. 957 00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:10,895 WE THOUGHT AS A PUBLIC SERVICE 958 00:32:10,895 --> 00:32:12,764 WE WENT IN CASE YOU'RE ON TIKTOK 959 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:13,731 AND A YOUNG GIRL WATCHING THIS 960 00:32:13,731 --> 00:32:16,534 SHOW YOU WILL SEE THIS-- BE 961 00:32:16,534 --> 00:32:16,968 CAREFUL. 962 00:32:16,968 --> 00:32:18,703 THERE ARE SIDES OF THE TR 963 00:32:18,703 --> 00:32:19,504 YOU'RE TALKING TO MIGHT ACTUALLY 964 00:32:19,504 --> 00:32:20,805 BE AN OLDER MAN, WOULD YOU LIKE 965 00:32:20,805 --> 00:32:25,443 TO HEAR SOME OF THESE? 966 00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:26,144 WHEN YOU ASK 967 00:32:26,144 --> 00:32:26,744 HIM TO TALK DIRTY, HE SAYS, "I 968 00:32:26,744 --> 00:32:27,312 HEAR KEVIN COSTNER MAY LEAVE 969 00:32:27,312 --> 00:32:32,650 YELLOWSTONE." 970 00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:32,917 [LAUGHTER] 971 00:32:32,917 --> 00:32:33,518 WHEN YOU ASK IF HE'S EVER GONE 972 00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:34,085 VIRAL, HE SAYS "ONCE, ON TO 973 00:32:34,085 --> 00:32:40,058 CATCEDATOR." 974 00:32:40,058 --> 00:32:41,893 [LAUGHTER] 975 00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:43,494 THESE PICTURES OF THESE GUYS-- 976 00:32:43,494 --> 00:32:44,128 WHEN HE BRAGS ABOUT HIS DICK, HE 977 00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:44,696 SAYS HE'S "HUNG LIKE MILTON 978 00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:49,500 BERLE." 979 00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:51,769 THAT IS A GIVEAWAY. 980 00:32:51,769 --> 00:32:53,204 [LAUGHTER] 981 00:32:53,204 --> 00:32:53,671 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 982 00:32:53,671 --> 00:32:54,305 HE ASKS YOU WHERE YOU WERE WHEN 983 00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:57,875 REAGAN WAS SHOT. 984 00:32:57,875 --> 00:32:58,142 [LAUGHTER] 985 00:32:58,142 --> 00:32:58,743 HIS IDEA OF AN "INFLUENCER" IS 986 00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:02,046 DALE CARNEGIE. 987 00:33:02,046 --> 00:33:02,313 [LAUGHTER] 988 00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:02,914 HE KNOWS THE THREE BRANCHES OF 989 00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:07,018 GOVERNMENT. 990 00:33:07,018 --> 00:33:07,552 THAT'S A GIVEAWAY RIGHT IN 991 00:33:07,552 --> 00:33:09,420 THERE. 992 00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:11,155 [APPLAUSE] 993 00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:12,156 THE BUZZFEED SURVEY HE'S EXCITED 994 00:33:12,156 --> 00:33:12,824 AB "WHICH JAKE AND THE 995 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:18,329 FATMAN CHARACTER ARE 996 00:33:18,329 --> 00:33:18,596 [LAUGHTER] 997 00:33:18,596 --> 00:33:19,230 ON THE BOOKSHELF BEHIND HIM, YOU 998 00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:19,731 CAN SEE A FRAMED DILBERT 999 00:33:19,731 --> 00:33:25,002 CARTOON. 1000 00:33:25,002 --> 00:33:25,703 [LAUGHTER] 1001 00:33:25,703 --> 00:33:26,170 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1002 00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:32,243 HE MAILS YOU A DICK PIC. 1003 00:33:32,243 --> 00:33:33,578 [LAUGHTER] 1004 00:33:33,578 --> 00:33:34,445 [APPLAUSE] 1005 00:33:34,445 --> 00:33:35,079 THERE'S A NAMEPLATE ON HIS DESK 1006 00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:35,880 THAT SAYS, "CONGRESSMAN MATT 1007 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:42,320 GAETZ." 1008 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,822 [LAUGHTER] 1009 00:33:44,822 --> 00:33:49,794 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1010 00:33:49,794 --> 00:33:52,630 SPEAKING OF THE KIDS, FOX FOX IS 1011 00:33:52,630 --> 00:33:53,164 GHOSTING DONALD TRUMP. 1012 00:33:53,164 --> 00:33:57,135 THEY AREN'T USING THAT WORD BUT 1013 00:33:57,135 --> 00:33:58,703 SHADOW BANNING, THEY AREN'T 1014 00:33:58,703 --> 00:33:59,237 APPARENTLY PUTTING THEM ON 1015 00:33:59,237 --> 00:34:00,238 ANYMORE. 1016 00:34:00,238 --> 00:34:02,073 THIS IS A GIANT SEA CHANGE IN 1017 00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:04,041 POLITICS, HOBBIES OF THE MEDIA 1018 00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:05,710 INS COUNTRY RULES 1019 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,011 POLITICS-- RUPERT MURDOCH WAS 1020 00:34:07,011 --> 00:34:08,646 UNDER OATH THIS WEEK IN THAT 1021 00:34:08,646 --> 00:34:11,082 DEFAMATION SUIT FOR THE DOMINION 1022 00:34:11,082 --> 00:34:11,949 VOTING PEOPLE. 1023 00:34:11,949 --> 00:34:17,054 UNDER OATH, HE SAID HE KNEW HIS 1024 00:34:17,054 --> 00:34:18,689 HOSTS, HOSTS OF FOX NEWS 1025 00:34:18,689 --> 00:34:20,458 FOX NEWS WERE ENDORSING THE 1026 00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:21,058 FRAUDULENT LIE THAT TRUMP WON 1027 00:34:21,058 --> 00:34:22,059 THE ELECTION. 1028 00:34:22,059 --> 00:34:24,896 WE WOULD HAVE LIKED US TO BE 1029 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:27,899 STRONGER IN HINDSIGHT-- HE'S 1030 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:28,399 90. 1031 00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:32,303 HOW LONG DO YOU HAVE TO LIVE? 1032 00:34:32,303 --> 00:34:33,871 IF I WAS JUST A LITTLE OLDER AND 1033 00:34:33,871 --> 00:34:37,675 MORE EXPERIENCED I WOULD HAVE 1034 00:34:37,675 --> 00:34:40,077 SEEN THIS. 1035 00:34:40,077 --> 00:34:41,612 WHAT DO THINK ABOUT THIS? 1036 00:34:41,612 --> 00:34:43,514 TOO MANY PEOPLE, IT HAS BEEN 1037 00:34:43,514 --> 00:34:44,916 EVIDENT FOR A LONG TIME THAT 1038 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,451 FOX NEWS IS NOT A NEWS NETWORK 1039 00:34:46,451 --> 00:34:47,685 IN ANY MEANINGFUL SENSE, YOU 1040 00:34:47,685 --> 00:34:50,855 DON'T HAVE NEWS NETWORKS WHERE 1041 00:34:50,855 --> 00:34:53,491 YOU HAVE NETWORK ANCHORS THAT 1042 00:34:53,491 --> 00:34:54,358 ENDORSE CANDIDATES, YOU CAN SAVE 1043 00:34:54,358 --> 00:34:57,728 WHAT YOU WANT-- SEAN HANNITY-- 1044 00:34:57,728 --> 00:35:00,064 Bill: BUT THEY DO. 1045 00:35:00,064 --> 00:35:03,267 THERE IS NO NEWS NETWORK 1046 00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:07,472 WHOEVER APPEARED ON STAGE WITH A 1047 00:35:07,472 --> 00:35:08,473 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IN 1048 00:35:08,473 --> 00:35:09,040 ENDORSE THEM PUBLICLY, IT'S 1049 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,844 NEVER HAPPENED. 1050 00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:14,545 HAVING IDEOLOGICAL BIAS IS NOT 1051 00:35:14,545 --> 00:35:16,113 AGAINST THE RULES BUT A NEWS 1052 00:35:16,113 --> 00:35:18,749 NETWORK THAT HAS PEOPLE WHO ARE 1053 00:35:18,749 --> 00:35:20,785 PASSING AS MURDOCH ALSO ADMITTED 1054 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:23,087 IN THAT HE WOULD GIVE THE TRUMP 1055 00:35:23,087 --> 00:35:24,822 CAMPAIGN A HEADS UP ON WHAT THE 1056 00:35:24,822 --> 00:35:27,024 AD STRATEGY WAS AND GIVE THEM 1057 00:35:27,024 --> 00:35:27,291 PREVIEWS. 1058 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:28,559 HE ADMITTE HIMSELF TO BEING 1059 00:35:28,559 --> 00:35:30,928 SOMEONE W WAS WORKING HAND IN 1060 00:35:30,928 --> 00:35:31,662 GLOVE WITH THE TRUMP 1061 00:35:31,662 --> 00:35:32,263 ADMINISTRATION RATHER THAN A 1062 00:35:32,263 --> 00:35:37,235 SENSIBLY TRYING TO RUN A NEWS 1063 00:35:37,235 --> 00:35:37,802 NETWORK. 1064 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:38,970 S ALL OUT THERE, IT'S 1065 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:40,905 IN THE DOMINION SUIT. 1066 00:35:40,905 --> 00:35:46,310 THEY KNEW DONALD TRUMP CLAIMS OF 1067 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,645 ELECTION FRAUD WERE BULLSHIT'S. 1068 00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:50,915 WE NOW KNOW ALL THE MAJOR 1069 00:35:50,915 --> 00:35:51,916 ANCHORS, TUCKER CARLSON, LAURA 1070 00:35:51,916 --> 00:35:52,984 INGRAHAM, SEAN HANNITY, THE ONES 1071 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:54,652 WHO STAYED UP AL DAY LONG AT 1072 00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:57,188 SAID IS VOTER FRAUD, THIS WAS A 1073 00:35:57,188 --> 00:36:00,858 FRAUDULENT ELECTION-- IN REAL 1074 00:36:00,858 --> 00:36:02,326 TIME WE WERE SAYING THIS IS 1075 00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:02,960 FUCKING FULL SHIFT WE SHOULDN'T 1076 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,129 BE SAYING THIS. 1077 00:36:05,129 --> 00:36:07,265 IT'S THE MOST CL OPEN AND 1078 00:36:07,265 --> 00:36:09,133 SHUT CASE OF THE REALITY THAT A 1079 00:36:09,133 --> 00:36:10,468 LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE SEEN A 1080 00:36:10,468 --> 00:36:11,669 LONG TIME BE LAID OUT IN 1081 00:36:11,669 --> 00:36:15,506 BLACK-AND-WHITE ON THE PAGE. 1082 00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:16,007 THAT CAUSED AN ENORMOUS 1083 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:21,112 EXISTENTIAL CRISIS FOR FOX NEWS. 1084 00:36:21,112 --> 00:36:21,979 WE NEEDAY FROM 1085 00:36:21,979 --> 00:36:22,813 DONALD TRUMP NOW AND RUNS INTO 1086 00:36:22,813 --> 00:36:25,950 THE ARMS OFON DeSANTIS-- 1087 00:36:25,950 --> 00:36:27,652 MEATBALL RON. 1088 00:36:27,652 --> 00:36:29,754 Bill: THERE IS NO 1089 00:36:29,754 --> 00:36:33,658 EQUIVALENT OF FOX NEWS IN THEK.? 1090 00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:35,493 THERE IS NO RMENT FOR 1091 00:36:35,493 --> 00:36:36,260 AN EQUIVALENCE, WE HAVE A 1092 00:36:36,260 --> 00:36:40,264 MONARCHY STILL. 1093 00:36:40,264 --> 00:36:41,899 Bill: AND YOU INSIST ON 1094 00:36:41,899 --> 00:36:42,833 LIVING IN YOUR HOME COUNTRY AS 1095 00:36:42,833 --> 00:36:45,002 OPPOSED TO A NORMAL CELEBRITY 1096 00:36:45,002 --> 00:36:47,972 WHO WOULD'VE MOVED HERE, EVEN 1097 00:36:47,972 --> 00:36:49,106 YOUR PRINCE HARRY AND 1098 00:36:49,106 --> 00:36:50,675 PRINCESS MEGAN HAVE MOVED HER 1099 00:36:50,675 --> 00:36:51,742 WHAT ISRONG WITH YOUR? 1100 00:36:51,742 --> 00:36:53,611 I WILL NOT BE DRAWN ON THE 1101 00:36:53,611 --> 00:36:55,112 SUBJECT ON THE DIVISION OF THE 1102 00:36:55,112 --> 00:36:56,347 ROYAL FAMILY OUT OF RESPECT FOR 1103 00:36:56,347 --> 00:36:59,417 THE LATE QUEEN. 1104 00:36:59,417 --> 00:36:59,684 [LAUGHTER] 1105 00:36:59,684 --> 00:37:03,454 [APPLAUSE] 1106 00:37:03,454 --> 00:37:05,856 I'VE NOT KNOWN YOU LONG BUT I 1107 00:37:05,856 --> 00:37:06,857 LOVE YOU ALREADY. 1108 00:37:06,857 --> 00:37:09,260 I HAVE TO SAY IT'S DISINGENUOUS 1109 00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:09,994 TO CLAIM THE BIASES EXHIBITED ON 1110 00:37:09,994 --> 00:37:15,066 FOX NEWS OR ANY DIFFERENT FROM 1111 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,233 THE BIASES EXHIBITED ON MSNBC 1112 00:37:16,233 --> 00:37:18,469 IT'S DIFFICULT TO SUGGEST THESE 1113 00:37:18,469 --> 00:37:19,337 CORPORATIONS ANYTHING OTHER THAN 1114 00:37:19,337 --> 00:37:22,073 MOUTHPIECES FOR THEIR AFFILIATE 1115 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:24,508 OWNERS IN BLACK ROCK AND 1116 00:37:24,508 --> 00:37:24,775 VANGUARD. 1117 00:37:24,775 --> 00:37:27,244 UNLESS WE START TO EMBRACE-- 1118 00:37:27,244 --> 00:37:29,013 JUST A SPIRITUALLY IF I MAY USE 1119 00:37:29,013 --> 00:37:33,284 THAT WORD IN YOUR GREAT COUNTRY, 1120 00:37:33,284 --> 00:37:34,185 WE HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY 1121 00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:37,622 FOR OUR OWN PERSPECTIVE. 1122 00:37:37,622 --> 00:37:39,824 I'VE BEEN ON MSNBC COMMITS 1123 00:37:39,824 --> 00:37:41,792 PROPAGANDA. 1124 00:37:41,792 --> 00:37:45,596 IT WAS ABSURD-- 1125 00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:46,764 IT WASN'T MORNING, THERE WAS NO 1126 00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:50,001 ONE CALLED J THERE, THEY 1127 00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:51,435 DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE BASIC 1128 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:53,304 TENETS OF JOURNALISM, NO ONE WAS 1129 00:37:53,304 --> 00:37:55,272 WILLING TO STICK UP FOR A 1130 00:37:55,272 --> 00:37:56,107 GENUINE AMERICAN HEROES LIKE 1131 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:59,210 EDWARD SNOWDEN, NO ONE WAS 1132 00:37:59,210 --> 00:37:59,944 WILLING TO TALK ABOUT 1133 00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:01,545 JULIAN ASSANGE HAD WHAT HE 1134 00:38:01,545 --> 00:38:02,380 SUFFERED TO BRING REAL 1135 00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:04,448 JOURNALIERICAN 1136 00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:06,417 PEOPLE. 1137 00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:13,057 TO SEE I WITHIN THE PARCEL OF 1138 00:38:13,057 --> 00:38:19,463 MSNBC-- MAKE AN MSNBC GREAT 1139 00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:22,199 AGAIN. 1140 00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:24,201 RUSSELL, DARLING, THE MOMENT 1141 00:38:24,201 --> 00:38:25,770 THAT YOU GIVE ME A SPECIFIC 1142 00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:35,479 EXAMPLE AN ACTUAL EXAMPLE >> 1143 00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:35,880 SPECMPLE? 1144 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,416 I WOULD LIKE TO SEE A 1145 00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:39,850 SPECIFIC SAMPLE OF A 1146 00:38:39,850 --> 00:38:41,252 CORRESPONDENT OR ANCHOR BEING ON 1147 00:38:41,252 --> 00:38:43,220 TELEVISION SAYING SOMETHING NEW 1148 00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:44,121 WAS FALSE AND WERE SAYING BEHIND 1149 00:38:44,121 --> 00:38:47,858 THE SCENES TO PEOPLE-- WE KNOW 1150 00:38:47,858 --> 00:38:52,430 THAT THE ELECTION WASN'T STOLEN. 1151 00:38:52,430 --> 00:38:54,432 I WILL GO OUT ON TELEVISION SAY 1152 00:38:54,432 --> 00:38:54,765 THE OPPOSITE. 1153 00:38:54,765 --> 00:38:58,035 I WILL LIE. 1154 00:38:58,035 --> 00:38:59,003 ONCE MY ANSWER? 1155 00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:03,274 GIVE ME THE SPECIFIC EXAMPLE. 1156 00:39:03,274 --> 00:39:05,910 B I THINK IT'S A FALSE 1157 00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:08,212 EQUIVALENCY. 1158 00:39:08,212 --> 00:39:10,715 IS NOT ABOUT A BIAS IT'S 1159 00:39:10,715 --> 00:39:12,483 FALSE EQUALENCY BECAUSE YOU 1160 00:39:12,483 --> 00:39:13,384 DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANY OF 1161 00:39:13,384 --> 00:39:14,819 THESE ORGANIZATIONS ARE TALKING 1162 00:39:14,819 --> 00:39:15,019 ABOUT. 1163 00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:17,688 MY DARLING IT WAS MORE THAN 1164 00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:19,223 ENOUGH. 1165 00:39:19,223 --> 00:39:20,925 YOU DON'T HAVE A SINGLE ACTUAL 1166 00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:21,125 FACT. 1167 00:39:21,125 --> 00:39:24,395 DO YOU WANT AN EXAMPLE? 1168 00:39:24,395 --> 00:39:27,798 THE LUD OUTRAGEOUS 1169 00:39:27,798 --> 00:39:28,432 CRITICF JOE ROGAN AROUND 1170 00:39:28,432 --> 00:39:35,272 IVERMECTIN DELIBERATELY-- 1171 00:39:35,272 --> 00:39:36,040 NONRESPONSIVE. 1172 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,074 RACHEL MADDOW TURNING ON THE 1173 00:39:37,074 --> 00:39:38,542 TV SING IF YOU TAKE THIS 1174 00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:39,343 VACCINE ARE NOT GOING TO GET IT 1175 00:39:39,343 --> 00:39:43,814 WHEN IT HAD BEEN-- 1176 00:39:43,814 --> 00:39:44,281 NONRESPONSIVE. 1177 00:39:44,281 --> 00:39:49,820 DO YOU THINK YOU CAN 1178 00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:51,255 DETERMINEDLY AND A VALIDLY 1179 00:39:51,255 --> 00:39:51,856 CONDEMNING FOX NEWS FOX NEWS 1180 00:39:51,856 --> 00:39:52,790 WITH TECHNOLOGY YOU'RE 1181 00:39:52,790 --> 00:39:53,991 PARTICIPATING IN THE SAME GAME? 1182 00:39:53,991 --> 00:39:56,127 TH DO NOT JUST LISTEN TO 1183 00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:56,694 BERNIE SANDERS, SOMEONE WHO 1184 00:39:56,694 --> 00:39:57,795 PLAINLY, LEGITIMATELY BELIEVES 1185 00:39:57,795 --> 00:39:59,530 IN THIS COUNTRY AND BELIEVES IT 1186 00:39:59,530 --> 00:40:01,265 POSSIBLE TO CHANGE BUT IS BOUND 1187 00:40:01,265 --> 00:40:02,633 BY CORRUPTION. 1188 00:40:02,633 --> 00:40:05,703 IT'S BOUND BY THE SYSTEM. 1189 00:40:05,703 --> 00:40:08,305 SURELY IT'S CLEAR TO YOU BILL AS 1190 00:40:08,305 --> 00:40:10,407 ONE OF THE GREAT PUNDITS AND 1191 00:40:10,407 --> 00:40:12,076 EXPERTS AND COMIC VOICES 1192 00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:12,843 SYSTEMIC CHANGE IS REQUIRED. 1193 00:40:12,843 --> 00:40:15,146 MONEY HAS TO BE TAKEN OUT OF 1194 00:40:15,146 --> 00:40:16,447 POLITICS. 1195 00:40:16,447 --> 00:40:18,549 WE NEED TO POLITICAL SYSTEMS 1196 00:40:18,549 --> 00:40:20,050 THAT GENUINELY REPRESENT 1197 00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:20,951 ORDINARY AMERICANS SO WE CAN 1198 00:40:20,951 --> 00:40:22,520 OVERCOME CULTURAL DIFFERENCES 1199 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,823 AND BICKERING ABOUT WHICH 1200 00:40:25,823 --> 00:40:26,590 PROPAGANDISTS NETWORK IS THE 1201 00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:28,793 WORST IS NOT GOING TOA 1202 00:40:28,793 --> 00:40:29,827 SINGRICAN LIFE, NOR 1203 00:40:29,827 --> 00:40:32,229 IMPROVE THE LIFE OF A SINGLE 1204 00:40:32,229 --> 00:40:33,364 AMERICAN CHILD, OR AMERICA'S 1205 00:40:33,364 --> 00:40:34,999 STANDING OF THE WORLD AND THE 1206 00:40:34,999 --> 00:40:35,933 WORLD NEEDS A STRONG AMERICA, 1207 00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:39,470 I'LL TELL YOU THAT YOUR CAP YOU 1208 00:40:39,470 --> 00:40:42,807 HAVE AN OBLIGATION, DUTY. 1209 00:40:42,807 --> 00:40:44,775 I HAVE A DUTY TO SAY THINGS 1210 00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:47,645 THAT ARE TRUE. 1211 00:40:47,645 --> 00:40:48,679 WHEN BERNIE SANDERS CUT 1212 00:40:48,679 --> 00:40:49,680 HERE FOR OVER TIME, WE CAN ASK 1213 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,516 HIM WHETHER HE THINKS MSNBC AND 1214 00:40:52,516 --> 00:40:58,222 FOX NEWS ARE THE SAME. 1215 00:40:58,222 --> 00:40:59,456 LET'S NOTE TO BERNIE SANDERS 1216 00:40:59,456 --> 00:41:00,958 AS IF HE AGREES WITH THIS 1217 00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:04,361 ARGUMENT, THEY ARE NOT THE SAME 1218 00:41:04,361 --> 00:41:05,996 Bill: BEFORE WE RUN OUT OF 1219 00:41:05,996 --> 00:41:07,631 TIME AND WHILE I HAVE YOU HERE 1220 00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:09,166 BEI DON'T GET YOU HERE 1221 00:41:09,166 --> 00:41:09,366 MUCH. 1222 00:41:09,366 --> 00:41:12,136 I KNOW, IF YOU WANT I'LL COME 1223 00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:14,605 AROUND YOUR HOUSE INTO YOUR 1224 00:41:14,605 --> 00:41:14,905 PODCAST. 1225 00:41:14,905 --> 00:41:19,944 WE'LL A TALK FREELY, WE'LL 1226 00:41:19,944 --> 00:41:21,879 EXPRESS OURSELVES. 1227 00:41:21,879 --> 00:41:23,881 Bill: WE'LL A DEFINITELY 1228 00:41:23,881 --> 00:41:25,082 SMOKE. 1229 00:41:25,082 --> 00:41:27,885 YOUR ENGLISH, I WANT TO ASK YOU 1230 00:41:27,885 --> 00:41:28,786 ABOU BREXIT. 1231 00:41:28,786 --> 00:41:31,155 WE'VE HAD BIG NEWS IN LAST 1232 00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:31,522 LE OF WEEKS. 1233 00:41:31,522 --> 00:41:32,323 AGAINT OF SIMILAR TO THE 1234 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:34,258 PANDEMIC ISSUE. 1235 00:41:34,258 --> 00:41:36,560 WE HAD SOM, NOW WE HAVE 1236 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,863 SOME PERSPECTIVE-- 65% OF THE 1237 00:41:38,863 --> 00:41:44,168 BRITISH PEOPLE WANT A DO-OVER. 1238 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:47,071 IT'S REGREXIT-- IT SOUNDED LIKE 1239 00:41:47,071 --> 00:41:48,505 A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME. 1240 00:41:48,505 --> 00:41:50,708 THEIR ECONOMY IS WORSE THAN 1241 00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:51,876 IA'S. 1242 00:41:51,876 --> 00:41:53,143 LAST YEAR, THEIR ECONOMY SHRUNK 1243 00:41:53,143 --> 00:41:57,848 WORSE THAN RUSSIA'S. 1244 00:41:57,848 --> 00:42:01,919 WE ARE TRYING OUR HARDEST. IE 1245 00:42:01,919 --> 00:42:03,654 THAT RUSSELL AND I ARE GOING TO 1246 00:42:03,654 --> 00:42:04,622 AGREE ON, DIDN'T SEEM LIKE A 1247 00:42:04,622 --> 00:42:06,290 GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME, DO YOU 1248 00:42:06,290 --> 00:42:08,192 THINK IT SOUNDED LIKE A GOOD 1249 00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:09,193 IDEA AT THE TIME? 1250 00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:10,527 Bill: HE W NOT FOR 1251 00:42:10,527 --> 00:42:12,930 BREXIT. 1252 00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:17,067 BREXIT CAME ABOUT AS THE 1253 00:42:17,067 --> 00:42:18,435 ONGOING VILIFICATION OF ORDINARY 1254 00:42:18,435 --> 00:42:20,137 PEOPLE, PEOPLELING LIKE THEY 1255 00:42:20,137 --> 00:42:21,605 HAVE NO AUTHORITY AND NO VOICE. 1256 00:42:21,605 --> 00:42:23,674 HAN THEY WERE GIVEN A 1257 00:42:23,674 --> 00:42:27,077 BINARY CHOICE THEY SAW A BUTTON 1258 00:42:27,077 --> 00:42:29,013 MARKED FUCK OFF TO THE 1259 00:42:29,013 --> 00:42:30,781 ESTABLISHMENT AND MANY PEOPLE 1260 00:42:30,781 --> 00:42:31,515 PRESSED THAT BECAUSE THE 1261 00:42:31,515 --> 00:42:32,216 POLITICAL ESTABLISHMENT DOES NOT 1262 00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:36,720 OPERATE ON BEHALF OF CITIZENS 1263 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:40,591 AND PEOPLE ARE DISILLUSIONED AND 1264 00:42:40,591 --> 00:42:42,993 DISSATISFIED. 1265 00:42:42,993 --> 00:42:44,328 BRITAIN WORKED GREAT BEFORE 1266 00:42:44,328 --> 00:42:46,030 BREXIT AND IT AIN GREAT NOW. 1267 00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:49,667 I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY CENTRALIZED 1268 00:42:49,667 --> 00:42:50,668 BUREAUCRACIES LIKE THE E.U. 1269 00:42:50,668 --> 00:42:56,807 BECAUSY DON'T DO NOTHING ORDINAE 1270 00:42:56,807 --> 00:42:58,242 ONGOING CONDEMNATION OF ORDINARY 1271 00:42:58,242 --> 00:42:59,877 PEOPLE, IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE 1272 00:42:59,877 --> 00:43:00,511 SENSIBLE WAY TO HEAL A TROUBLED 1273 00:43:00,511 --> 00:43:04,915 CULTURE TO ME. 1274 00:43:04,915 --> 00:43:07,618 THAT DESCRIPTION OF RUSSELL 1275 00:43:07,618 --> 00:43:09,053 JUST GAVE, ALL OF IT WHI 1276 00:43:09,053 --> 00:43:10,154 TOTALLY AGREE ABOUT AND SAYING 1277 00:43:10,154 --> 00:43:12,856 FUCK YOU WAS THE SAME THING THEY 1278 00:43:12,856 --> 00:43:13,624 DID, OBVIOUSLY THE PARALLEL 1279 00:43:13,624 --> 00:43:14,959 BETWEEN THAT AND ELECTING 1280 00:43:14,959 --> 00:43:17,261 DONALD TRU IS CLEAR. 1281 00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:21,065 I DID IT WORK OUT? 1282 00:43:21,065 --> 00:43:22,333 I'M WITH YOU ON THE FRUSTRATION 1283 00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:27,404 AND THE RAGE AND THE JUSTIFIED 1284 00:43:27,404 --> 00:43:28,539 SENSE OF ANXIETY, THAT GOT THEM 1285 00:43:28,539 --> 00:43:30,040 TO HIT THAT FUCK YOU BUTTO 1286 00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,142 IS THAT WORKED OUT FOR THE 1287 00:43:32,142 --> 00:43:38,849 BRITISH ECONOMY? I DON'T THINK D 1288 00:43:38,849 --> 00:43:40,517 CONDEMNATION-- 1289 00:43:40,517 --> 00:43:42,653 I'M NOT CONDEMNING ANY 1290 00:43:42,653 --> 00:43:45,622 PEOPLE, HOW DID BREXIT WORK OUT? 1291 00:43:45,622 --> 00:43:49,226 >>> Bill: THAT'S THE STORY, IT 1292 00:43:49,226 --> 00:43:50,828 DIDN'T WORK. 1293 00:43:50,828 --> 00:43:52,930 NOTHING WORKS FOR THEM, 1294 00:43:52,930 --> 00:43:53,831 NOTHING WILL WORK BECAUSE IT'S 1295 00:43:53,831 --> 00:43:55,032 SYSTEMICALLY TIED UP. 1296 00:43:55,032 --> 00:43:56,233 BOTH PARTIES IN OUR COUNTRY ARE 1297 00:43:56,233 --> 00:43:58,836 FUNDAMENTALLY THE SAME AS ONE 1298 00:43:58,836 --> 00:43:59,703 ANOTHER, NEITHER OF THEM OFFER 1299 00:43:59,703 --> 00:44:01,905 MEANINGFUL ALTERNATIVES TO 1300 00:44:01,905 --> 00:44:02,539 ORDINARY PEOPLE. 1301 00:44:02,539 --> 00:44:04,108 THEY ARE BORED AND TIRED AND 1302 00:44:04,108 --> 00:44:05,442 THEY'RE WATCHING NOW-- MAYBE 1303 00:44:05,442 --> 00:44:07,378 NOT THIS CHANNEL BUT LATER ON 1304 00:44:07,378 --> 00:44:09,680 YOUTUBE, THEY ARE TIRED OF BEING 1305 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:11,115 SPOKEN DOWN TO, THEY ARE TIRED 1306 00:44:11,115 --> 00:44:14,251 OF BEING CRITICIZED, TIRED OF 1307 00:44:14,251 --> 00:44:14,818 BEING TOLD-- 1308 00:44:14,818 --> 00:44:16,987 Bill: YOU CAN'T-- 1309 00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:19,623 IS NOT THE KIND OF BULLSHIT 1310 00:44:19,623 --> 00:44:20,591 THEY WANT TO HEAR. 1311 00:44:20,591 --> 00:44:21,792 Bill: YOU CAN'T SAY TO 1312 00:44:21,792 --> 00:44:23,660 SOMEBODY WHO WAS NEVER ABLE TO 1313 00:44:23,660 --> 00:44:25,629 SEE A DOCTOR AFTER THE DEMOCRATS 1314 00:44:25,629 --> 00:44:27,097 PASSED OBAMACARE AND NOW CAN SEE 1315 00:44:27,097 --> 00:44:28,932 A DOCTOR AND ISN'T DEAD BECAUSE 1316 00:44:28,932 --> 00:44:31,301 OF THAT, YOU CAN'T SAY THE 1317 00:44:31,301 --> 00:44:35,105 PARTIES ARE EXACTLY THE SAME. 1318 00:44:35,105 --> 00:44:36,006 IT'S JUST NOT TRUE. 1319 00:44:36,006 --> 00:44:38,075 THERE'S LOTS OF PEOPLE WHO ARE 1320 00:44:38,075 --> 00:44:39,276 ALIVE BECAUSE THEY PASSED THAT 1321 00:44:39,276 --> 00:44:42,246 I REGARD YOU AS AN OPTIMISTIC 1322 00:44:42,246 --> 00:44:44,214 MAN, AT PATRIOTIC MEN PICK OUT 1323 00:44:44,214 --> 00:44:45,849 WHY WOULD YOU INVITE THE PEOPLE 1324 00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:48,552 OF AMERICA THAT ARE SUFFERING TO 1325 00:44:48,552 --> 00:44:50,187 ACCEPT ANYTHING LESS THAN THE 1326 00:44:50,187 --> 00:44:53,457 BEST THIS COUNTRY CAN ACHIEVE? 1327 00:44:53,457 --> 00:44:54,992 THIS PARTY IS A TINY LITTLE BIT 1328 00:44:54,992 --> 00:44:56,560 BETTER, W DON'T YOU SHUT UP 1329 00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,262 AND GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE, IT'S 1330 00:44:58,262 --> 00:44:59,396 NOT GOOD ENOUGH GOOD ENOUGH? 1331 00:44:59,396 --> 00:45:00,564 Bill: BEING ALIVE IS NOT 1332 00:45:00,564 --> 00:45:02,299 JUST A TINY BIT BETTER THAN 1333 00:45:02,299 --> 00:45:05,569 IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN-- 1334 00:45:05,569 --> 00:45:10,240 QUALITY OF LIFE. 1335 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:12,209 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1336 00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:13,310 PEOPLE ARE IN TOTAL DESPAIR, YOU 1337 00:45:13,310 --> 00:45:14,812 LIVE IN THIS CITY OR WALK AROUND 1338 00:45:14,812 --> 00:45:16,613 LOOKING TO PEOPLE'S EYES. 1339 00:45:16,613 --> 00:45:19,249 YOU WANT TO PRETEND LIKE THE 1340 00:45:19,249 --> 00:45:20,884 DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UNIVERSAL 1341 00:45:20,884 --> 00:45:22,186 HEALTH CARE AND NOT HAVING 1342 00:45:22,186 --> 00:45:22,986 HEALTH CARE IS A TRIVIAL 1343 00:45:22,986 --> 00:45:23,387 DIFFERENCE? 1344 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:25,789 IF YOU'RE ASKING ME TO 1345 00:45:25,789 --> 00:45:28,058 ABSENTLY REJECT THE PARADIGM OF 1346 00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:34,298 YOUR STITCHED UP LOBBY FOR 1347 00:45:34,298 --> 00:45:36,633 CORRUPT POLITICAL SYSTEM I DO, 1348 00:45:36,633 --> 00:45:37,434 AMERICAN PEOPLE DESERVE BETTER. 1349 00:45:37,434 --> 00:45:40,304 OF COURSE WHEN WE REJECT THIS 1350 00:45:40,304 --> 00:45:42,039 PARADIGM AND EVERY TIME YOU SAY 1351 00:45:42,039 --> 00:45:43,674 IT'S BETTER TO BE ALIVE OR DEAD, 1352 00:45:43,674 --> 00:45:45,209 SIT DOWN AND SAY THANKOR 1353 00:45:45,209 --> 00:45:46,977 THE CORRUPTION YOURE TELLING 1354 00:45:46,977 --> 00:45:48,378 THE AMERICAN PEOPLE IT'S 1355 00:45:48,378 --> 00:45:49,580 IMPOSSIBLE TO IMPROVE AND YOU'RE 1356 00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:51,148 BETTER THAN THAT, I BELIEVE IN 1357 00:45:51,148 --> 00:45:53,083 YOU. 1358 00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:53,684 Bill: I THINK YOU'RE BETTER 1359 00:45:53,684 --> 00:45:56,887 THAN THAT. 1360 00:45:56,887 --> 00:45:57,354 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1361 00:45:57,354 --> 00:45:59,957 I LOVE THAT YOU ARE AN IDEALIST. 1362 00:45:59,957 --> 00:46:01,191 HAVE THE LUXURY OF BEING AN 1363 00:46:01,191 --> 00:46:02,659 IDEALIAUSE YOU'RE NOT THE 1364 00:46:02,659 --> 00:46:03,393 ONE WHO NEALTH CARE AND 1365 00:46:03,393 --> 00:46:04,995 TEN TABLET AND THEN HAS IT. 1366 00:46:04,995 --> 00:46:10,767 ET CETERA KINDS OF THING, THECOU 1367 00:46:10,767 --> 00:46:14,805 THAT I CAN SEE A DOCTOR NOW AND 1368 00:46:14,805 --> 00:46:16,240 YES, HUMANITY ONLY ADVANCES IN 1369 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:17,508 INCREMENTAL STAGES, WE CAN'T GET 1370 00:46:17,508 --> 00:46:18,642 IT ALL AT ONCE. 1371 00:46:18,642 --> 00:46:19,910 I KNOW IT WOULD BEREATER IF WE 1372 00:46:19,910 --> 00:46:21,945 COULD GET IT ALL AT ONCE. 1373 00:46:21,945 --> 00:46:26,750 TIME TO MOVE ON! 1374 00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:27,951 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1375 00:46:27,951 --> 00:46:30,187 NEW RULE: THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE 1376 00:46:30,187 --> 00:46:31,155 NEW PROPERTY BROTHERS CARTOON 1377 00:46:31,155 --> 00:46:32,890 HAVE TO ANSWER O QUESTION: 1378 00:46:32,890 --> 00:46:38,428 HAVE YOU EVER MET A CHILD? 1379 00:46:38,428 --> 00:46:38,695 [LAUGHTER] 1380 00:46:38,695 --> 00:46:39,496 I AVOID THEM MYSELF, BUT I'M 1381 00:46:39,496 --> 00:46:40,130 PRETTY SURE THEY'RE NOT INTO 1382 00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:44,701 FLIPPING REAL ESTATE. 1383 00:46:44,701 --> 00:46:45,369 THIS RAISES SO MANY MORE 1384 00:46:45,369 --> 00:46:45,636 TER] 1385 00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:46,436 QUESTIONS ANSWERS. 1386 00:46:46,436 --> 00:46:47,171 LIKE "ES MOMMY WATCH IT BY 1387 00:46:47,171 --> 00:46:55,612 HERSELF IN THE TUB?" 1388 00:46:55,612 --> 00:46:55,879 [LAUGHTER] 1389 00:46:55,879 --> 00:46:56,880 NEW RULE: STOP SHOWING ME 1390 00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:57,848 PICTURES OF THAT GIANT JESUS 1391 00:46:57,848 --> 00:46:58,582 STATUE IN RIO BEING STRUCK BY 1392 00:46:58,582 --> 00:47:00,317 LIGHTNING. 1393 00:47:00,317 --> 00:47:01,285 OT A SIGN FROM GOD-- IT'S 1394 00:47:01,285 --> 00:47:02,519 WHATAPPENS WHEN YOU LEAVE 1395 00:47:02,519 --> 00:47:09,493 STUFF OUT IN THE RAI 1396 00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:09,760 [LAUGHTER] 1397 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,228 [APPLAUSE] 1398 00:47:11,228 --> 00:47:11,728 AND IT'S JESUS, NOT 1399 00:47:11,728 --> 00:47:15,465 FRANKENSTEIN. 1400 00:47:15,465 --> 00:47:16,366 NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES IT'S 1401 00:47:16,366 --> 00:47:20,771 NOT COMING BACK TO LIFE. IT 1402 00:47:20,771 --> 00:47:21,038 [LAUGHTER] 1403 00:47:21,038 --> 00:47:21,605 AND I LIVE IN AMERICA, WHERE 1404 00:47:21,605 --> 00:47:22,339 JESUS IS ALREADY TOO MUCH OF A 1405 00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:31,381 LIGHTNING ROD. 1406 00:47:31,381 --> 00:47:31,648 [LAUGHTER] 1407 00:47:31,648 --> 00:47:32,416 [APPLAUSE] 1408 00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:33,650 NEW RULE: THE AUSTRALIAN WOMAN 1409 00:47:33,650 --> 00:47:35,219 WHO GOT A WONSPLANT FROM 1410 00:47:35,219 --> 00:47:37,921 HER MOTHER SO SHE COULD HAVE HER 1411 00:47:37,921 --> 00:47:38,989 DAUGHTER MUST REALIZE THIS WOULD 1412 00:47:38,989 --> 00:47:46,196 NOT BE A TOUCHING STORY IN 1413 00:47:46,196 --> 00:47:46,463 [LAUGHTER] 1414 00:47:46,463 --> 00:47:46,964 REVERSE. 1415 00:47:46,964 --> 00:47:47,764 IF A GUY TOLD A DOCTOR, "I'D 1416 00:47:47,764 --> 00:47:50,467 LIKEY DAD'S PENIS TO 1417 00:47:50,467 --> 00:47:58,842 BONE MY SON," IT WOULDN'T BE 1418 00:47:58,842 --> 00:47:59,109 [LAUGHTER] 1419 00:47:59,109 --> 00:48:01,345 HEARTWARMING. 1420 00:48:01,345 --> 00:48:02,012 IT WOULD BE AN AWARD WINNING 1421 00:48:02,012 --> 00:48:08,051 CHILDREN'S BOOK. 1422 00:48:08,051 --> 00:48:09,553 [LAUGHTER] 1423 00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:14,358 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] W RULE: WHP 1424 00:48:14,358 --> 00:48:15,859 FEDERAL OFFICIT'S OKAY TO 1425 00:48:15,859 --> 00:48:17,194 EXCLUDE THE ONES WHO LOOK LIKE 1426 00:48:17,194 --> 00:48:19,930 BATMAN VILLAINS. 1427 00:48:19,930 --> 00:48:22,399 THIS IS FORMER ENERGY DEPARTMENT 1428 00:48:22,399 --> 00:48:23,867 OFFICIAL SAM BRINTON, WHO WE ALL 1429 00:48:23,867 --> 00:48:25,469 DEFENDED AS TOTALLY NOT A 1430 00:48:25,469 --> 00:48:27,404 WEIRDO, JUST A GUY WHO LIKES 1431 00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:28,272 WOMEN'S CLOTHING-- UNTIL IT 1432 00:48:28,272 --> 00:48:30,440 TURNED OUT HS TO STEAL 1433 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,043 PEOPLE'S LUGGAGE AT AIRPORTS AND 1434 00:48:33,043 --> 00:48:36,413 THEN WEAR THEIR CLOTHING. 1435 00:48:36,413 --> 00:48:37,347 AND I'M SORRY, BUT I BELIEVE THE 1436 00:48:37,347 --> 00:48:38,081 TECHNICAL TERM FOR THAT IS 1437 00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:44,254 "WEIRDO." 1438 00:48:44,254 --> 00:48:45,689 [LAUGHTER] 1439 00:48:45,689 --> 00:48:46,290 NEW RULE: LET'S JUST SKIP THE 1440 00:48:46,290 --> 00:48:46,790 [APPLAUSE] 1441 00:48:46,790 --> 00:48:47,891 OSCARS AND GIVE BEST PICTURE TO 1442 00:48:47,891 --> 00:48:48,859 "EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT 1443 00:48:48,859 --> 00:48:53,997 ONCE." 1444 00:48:53,997 --> 00:48:54,464 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1445 00:48:54,464 --> 00:48:55,932 THEN WE CAN PUT IT IN OUR 1446 00:48:55,932 --> 00:48:57,134 NETFLIX CUES WITH ALL THE OTHER 1447 00:48:57,134 --> 00:49:00,404 MOVIES WE SAID WE WATCHED BUT 1448 00:49:00,404 --> 00:49:03,340 NEVER DID, LIKE CODA, NOMADLAND, 1449 00:49:03,340 --> 00:49:05,042 MOONLIGHT, MANK, RETICENCE, 1450 00:49:05,042 --> 00:49:07,144 WHIPLASH, MINARI AND BIRDMAN. 1451 00:49:07,144 --> 00:49:08,779 AND IF YOU JUST SAID, "HEY, I 1452 00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:09,579 DID WATCH THOSE," SORRY, HA-HA 1453 00:49:09,579 --> 00:49:21,258 RETICENCE DOESN'T EXIST. 1454 00:49:21,258 --> 00:49:21,525 [LAUGHTER] 1455 00:49:21,525 --> 00:49:21,792 [APPLAUSE] 1456 00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:22,626 AND FINALLY, NEW RULE. 1457 00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:26,129 LET'S PUT A TRIGGER WARNING ON 1458 00:49:26,129 --> 00:49:26,363 ♪ ♪ 1459 00:49:26,363 --> 00:49:27,464 TRIGGER WARNINGS. 1460 00:49:27,464 --> 00:49:28,532 A NEW STUDY FROM FLINDERS 1461 00:49:28,532 --> 00:49:29,633 UNIVERSITY ANALYZED A DOZEN 1462 00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:31,668 OTHER STUDIES ON TRIGGER 1463 00:49:31,668 --> 00:49:32,436 WARNINGS AND THEY ALL CAME TO 1464 00:49:32,436 --> 00:49:33,470 THE SAME CONCLUSION: THEY DON'T 1465 00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:35,205 WORK. 1466 00:49:35,205 --> 00:49:36,873 NOT ONLY DON'T THEY PROTECT YOUR 1467 00:49:36,873 --> 00:49:39,076 FEELINGS, BUT IF YOU ACTUALLY 1468 00:49:39,076 --> 00:49:41,178 HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZED BY 1469 00:49:41,178 --> 00:49:42,746 SOMETHING THEY'RE WARNING YOU 1470 00:49:42,746 --> 00:49:44,147 ABOUT, A TRIGGER WARNING MAKES 1471 00:49:44,147 --> 00:49:45,215 IT WORSE. 1472 00:49:45,215 --> 00:49:46,750 IT'S LIKE IF SEATBELTS WERE MADE 1473 00:49:46,750 --> 00:49:49,252 OUT OF BROKEN GLASS. 1474 00:49:49,252 --> 00:49:50,387 IT WINDS UP JUST BEING A 1475 00:49:50,387 --> 00:49:51,888 RE-ENACTMENT OF THE OLD JOKE: 1476 00:49:51,888 --> 00:49:54,458 HOW DO YOU KEEP A PUSSY IN 1477 00:49:54,458 --> 00:49:54,725 SUSPENSE? 1478 00:49:54,725 --> 00:49:59,262 I'LL TELL YOU LATER. 1479 00:49:59,262 --> 00:49:59,529 [LAUGHTER] 1480 00:49:59,529 --> 00:50:00,497 NOW, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE 1481 00:50:00,497 --> 00:50:01,531 BEEN LIVING ON AN OFFSHORE OIL 1482 00:50:01,531 --> 00:50:02,766 RIG FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS AND 1483 00:50:02,766 --> 00:50:04,401 DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING 1484 00:50:04,401 --> 00:50:07,003 ABOUT, A TRIGGER WARNING IS A 1485 00:50:07,003 --> 00:50:09,473 F A "CLOSE YOUR EYES, HERE 1486 00:50:09,473 --> 00:50:10,741 COMES AN OUCHIE" THAT, LIKE SO 1487 00:50:10,741 --> 00:50:12,275 MANY BAD IDEAS IN RECENT YEARS, 1488 00:50:12,275 --> 00:50:16,913 GOT STARTED ON COLLEGE CAMPUSESM 1489 00:50:16,913 --> 00:50:18,849 SO THEY COULD GET READY IN CASE 1490 00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:20,183 SOMETHING IN A BOOK OR A PIECE 1491 00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:22,786 OF ART OR A HISTORY LESSON 1492 00:50:22,786 --> 00:50:24,554 REMINDED THEM THE IN 1493 00:50:24,554 --> 00:50:25,922 BAD THINGS AND NOT JUST GOOD, 1494 00:50:25,922 --> 00:50:31,361 AND SOMETIMES PEOPLE WERE MEAN. 1495 00:50:31,361 --> 00:50:31,628 [LAUGHTER] 1496 00:50:31,628 --> 00:50:32,496 YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT JUST SPRUNG 1497 00:50:32,496 --> 00:50:34,364 ON YOU! 1498 00:50:34,364 --> 00:50:36,066 SEVERAL UNIVERSITIES IN RECENTA] 1499 00:50:36,066 --> 00:50:38,135 YEARS HAVE EVEN COMPILED LISTS 1500 00:50:38,135 --> 00:50:39,436 OF WDS WE SHOULD BE WARNED 1501 00:50:39,436 --> 00:50:42,172 ABOUT OR GET RID OF ALTOGETHER, 1502 00:50:42,172 --> 00:50:45,108 INCLUDING "BALLS TO THE WALL, NO 1503 00:50:45,108 --> 00:50:48,311 CAN DO, YOU GUYS, MASTER, WHITE 1504 00:50:48,311 --> 00:50:49,713 PAPER, MAN-IN-THE MIDDLE, GYP, 1505 00:50:49,713 --> 00:50:51,381 OFF THE RESERVATION, PEANUT 1506 00:50:51,381 --> 00:50:53,650 GALLERY, INSANE AND VIRGIN. 1507 00:50:53,650 --> 00:50:57,020 VIRGIN? 1508 00:50:57,020 --> 00:50:58,455 WE CAN'T S "VIRGIN?" AS 1509 00:50:58,455 --> 00:50:59,689 OPPOSED TO WHAT: PERSON 1510 00:50:59,689 --> 00:51:07,898 EXPERIENCING NOT GETTING LAID? 1511 00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:08,165 [LAUGHTER] 1512 00:51:08,165 --> 00:51:09,733 [APPLAUSE] 1513 00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:12,068 YOU'D THINK THAT ONE WOULD TAKE 1514 00:51:12,068 --> 00:51:13,403 THE CAKE FOR OVER SENSITIVITY, 1515 00:51:13,403 --> 00:51:15,439 BUT THE STUDENTS AT BRANDEIS 1516 00:51:15,439 --> 00:51:19,976 SAID, "HOLD MY BABY BOTTLE." 1517 00:51:19,976 --> 00:51:21,611 THEY MLIST OF EXPRESSIONS 1518 00:51:21,611 --> 00:51:23,146 DON'T WANT TO HEAR BECAUSE 1519 00:51:23,146 --> 00:51:24,648 THEY REMIND THEM OF VIOLENCE. 1520 00:51:24,648 --> 00:51:26,283 TERMS LIKE "KILLING IT," 1521 00:51:26,283 --> 00:51:28,118 "BEATING A DEAD HORSE," AND YES, 1522 00:51:28,118 --> 00:51:34,057 EVEN "TRIGGER WARNING." 1523 00:51:34,057 --> 00:51:35,125 I GUESS THEY DON'T TEACH IRONY 1524 00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:42,265 IN COLLEGE ANYMORE. 1525 00:51:42,265 --> 00:51:42,933 [LAUGHTER] 1526 00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:43,400 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1527 00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:44,201 ANYWAY, AT SOME POINT THE 1528 00:51:44,201 --> 00:51:45,001 TRIGGER WARNING ESCAPED FROM 1529 00:51:45,001 --> 00:51:45,936 CAMPUS AND GOT OUT INTO THE REAL 1530 00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:46,503 WORLD, AND NOW, THEY'RE ARE 1531 00:51:46,503 --> 00:51:47,604 EVERYWHERE. 1532 00:51:47,604 --> 00:51:49,239 GS AT THE TOP OF REDDIT 1533 00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:50,373 THREADS, AND FACEBOOK AND 1534 00:51:50,373 --> 00:51:52,476 TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM POSTS. 1535 00:51:52,476 --> 00:51:54,344 WARNINGS BEFORE YOUR FAVORITE 1536 00:51:54,344 --> 00:51:55,412 SERIAL KILLER SERIES, BEFORE 1537 00:51:55,412 --> 00:51:57,547 NEWS ARTICLES. 1538 00:51:57,547 --> 00:52:00,784 DISNEY PUT AN ADVISORY ON THE 1539 00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:01,985 MOVIE DUMBO, WARNING VIEWERS 1540 00:52:01,985 --> 00:52:03,253 ABOUT STEREOTYPES, BECAUSE 1541 00:52:03,253 --> 00:52:04,488 OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT THINK IT WAS 1542 00:52:04,488 --> 00:52:05,355 A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT FLYING 1543 00:52:05,355 --> 00:52:13,129 ELEPHANTS. 1544 00:52:13,129 --> 00:52:13,797 [LAUGHTER] 1545 00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:14,264 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1546 00:52:14,264 --> 00:52:14,831 TURNER CLASSIC MOVIES STILL 1547 00:52:14,831 --> 00:52:16,266 WANTS TO SHOW YOU CLASSIC 1548 00:52:16,266 --> 00:52:18,268 MOVIES, BUT. "BEFORE WE DO, 1549 00:52:18,268 --> 00:52:19,803 FIRST THERE ARE A FEW PARTS WE'D 1550 00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:22,339 LIKE YOU TO FEEL REALLY BAD 1551 00:52:22,339 --> 00:52:25,408 ABOUT-- NOW ENJOY THE SHOW!" 1552 00:52:25,408 --> 00:52:27,611 THEATERS DO IT NOW TOO. 1553 00:52:27,611 --> 00:52:29,045 THE STORIED GUTHRIE THEATER IN 1554 00:52:29,045 --> 00:52:30,280 MINNEAPOLIS TIPPED OFF THEIR 1555 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:31,915 CROWD PLAY INCLUDED 1556 00:52:31,915 --> 00:52:33,450 SIMULATED GUN SHOTS, STROBE 1557 00:52:33,450 --> 00:52:37,387 LIGHTS, AND HAZE-- IN CASE 1558 00:52:37,387 --> 00:52:38,288 YOU'D EVER BEEN GROPED BY A 1559 00:52:38,288 --> 00:52:43,426 THICFOG. 1560 00:52:43,426 --> 00:52:44,761 A THEATER IN BROOKLYN ALERTED 1561 00:52:44,761 --> 00:52:48,832 THE AUDIENCE TO EXPECT MOMENTS . 1562 00:52:48,832 --> 00:52:53,336 AND THIS WAS FOR OKLAHOMA! 1563 00:52:53,336 --> 00:52:54,905 MY SENIOR CLASS IN HIGH SCHOOL 1564 00:52:54,905 --> 00:52:56,740 PUT ON OKLAHOMA, AND I THOUGHT 1565 00:52:56,740 --> 00:52:58,308 IT WAS CORNY AND PROVINCIAL THEN 1566 00:52:58,308 --> 00:53:00,677 - I CAN'T IMAGINE THE FRAGILITY 1567 00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:02,145 OF SOMEONE WHO NEEDS TO BE 1568 00:53:02,145 --> 00:53:03,713 WARNED ABOUT IT. 1569 00:53:03,713 --> 00:53:04,614 HOW DO THESE PEOPLE GET TO THE 1570 00:53:04,614 --> 00:53:05,849 AIRPORT, LET ALONE THROUGH 1571 00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:19,829 DHOOD? 1572 00:53:19,829 --> 00:53:20,497 LONDON'S GLOBE THEATER FELT THE 1573 00:53:20,497 --> 00:53:21,565 NEED TO TELL THE AUDIENCE THAT 1574 00:53:21,565 --> 00:53:22,132 ITS PRODUCTION OF ROMEO AND 1575 00:53:22,132 --> 00:53:23,967 JULIET INCLUDES SUICIDE. 1576 00:53:23,967 --> 00:53:26,369 OKAY, BUT ROMEO AND JULIET HAS 1577 00:53:26,369 --> 00:53:27,103 BEENUR NETFLIX CUE SINCE 1578 00:53:27,103 --> 00:53:32,309 1596. 1579 00:53:32,309 --> 00:53:34,511 YOU'VE HAD 400 YEARS TO PREPARE. 1580 00:53:34,511 --> 00:53:37,380 AND ALSO IT DOES KIND OF GIVE 1581 00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:42,986 AWAY THE ENDING. 1582 00:53:42,986 --> 00:53:45,188 [LAUGHTER] DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW Y 1583 00:53:45,188 --> 00:53:47,190 THAT'S SO IN LOVE WITH SPOILER 1584 00:53:47,190 --> 00:53:48,692 ALERTS CAN ALSO BE INTO TRIGGER 1585 00:53:48,692 --> 00:53:55,098 WARNINGS: TELL ME WHAT'S GONNAP! 1586 00:53:55,098 --> 00:53:56,466 AND AGAIN, ALL THE RESEARCH 1587 00:53:56,466 --> 00:53:57,601 SHOWS THAT THESE TRIGGER 1588 00:53:57,601 --> 00:53:58,935 WARNINGS DON'T EVEN WORK. 1589 00:53:58,935 --> 00:54:00,570 WHAT THEY DO IS REINFORCE THE 1590 00:54:00,570 --> 00:54:03,073 IDEA THAT TRAUMA IS CENTRAL TO 1591 00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:05,108 YOUR IDENTITY, AND THAT YOU 1592 00:54:05,108 --> 00:54:06,476 SHOULD LET IT DEFINE YOU INSTEAD 1593 00:54:06,476 --> 00:54:07,644 OF DEALING WITH IT, DISPATCHING 1594 00:54:07,644 --> 00:54:09,546 IT, AND MOVING BEYOND IT. 1595 00:54:09,546 --> 00:54:11,414 PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE YOUNGER 1596 00:54:11,414 --> 00:54:12,549 GENERATIONS HAVE SO MUCH ANXIETY 1597 00:54:12,549 --> 00:54:13,984 - IT'S THIS STUFF. 1598 00:54:13,984 --> 00:54:15,151 LOTS OF THINGS MAKE US 1599 00:54:15,151 --> 00:54:15,885 UNCOMFORTABLE-- YOU KNOW WHAT 1600 00:54:15,885 --> 00:54:16,620 MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE? 1601 00:54:16,620 --> 00:54:23,326 THIS BULLSHIT. 1602 00:54:23,326 --> 00:54:25,195 PEOPLE WHO START EVERY 1603 00:54:25,195 --> 00:54:27,697 CONVERSATION WITH, "AS A PERSON. 1604 00:54:27,697 --> 00:54:29,366 AS A SURVIVOR OF." 1605 00:54:29,366 --> 00:54:31,234 I'TRIGGERED EVERY TIME I SEE A 1606 00:54:31,234 --> 00:54:34,971 TRWARNING CAUSE I'M 1607 00:54:34,971 --> 00:54:35,739 REMINDED OF HOW WEAK MY COUNTRY 1608 00:54:35,739 --> 00:54:37,140 HAS BECOME. 1609 00:54:37,140 --> 00:54:38,008 IT'S LIKE WEARING A MASK ON YOUR 1610 00:54:38,008 --> 00:54:40,143 MIND. 1611 00:54:40,143 --> 00:54:41,745 WE KEEP FINDING OUT ABOUT NEW 1612 00:54:41,745 --> 00:54:43,513 HEALTH PROBLEMS KIDS HAVE FROM 1613 00:54:43,513 --> 00:54:45,682 BEING LOCKED INSIDE FOR THREE 1614 00:54:45,682 --> 00:54:46,683 YEARS EXPOSED ONLY TO FILTERED 1615 00:54:46,683 --> 00:54:48,418 AIR DURING THE COVID ERA. 1616 00:54:48,418 --> 00:54:50,687 TURNS OUT THAT'S NOT HEALTHY. 1617 00:54:50,687 --> 00:54:52,322 THERE IS AN ALTERNATE WAY OF 1618 00:54:52,322 --> 00:54:53,823 DEALING WITH ANXIETY, AND LET ME 1619 00:54:53,823 --> 00:54:57,861 PUT IT IN COMIC BOOK TERMS, SO 1620 00:54:57,861 --> 00:54:58,928 THE KIDS CAN RELATE: BRUCE WAYNE 1621 00:54:58,928 --> 00:55:00,597 - YOU'RE FAMILIAR? 1622 00:55:00,597 --> 00:55:02,032 WAS AFRAID OF BATS. 1623 00:55:02,032 --> 00:55:03,466 HAT DID HE DO? 1624 00:55:03,466 --> 00:55:06,269 HE BECAME BAT MAN-- THAT'S THE 1625 00:55:06,269 --> 00:55:13,443 WAY TO GO! 1626 00:55:13,443 --> 00:55:15,145 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1627 00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:16,079 BECAUSE, HONESE CAN'T GO 1628 00:55:16,079 --> 00:55:17,881 ANY FURTHER IN THE DIRECTION 1629 00:55:17,881 --> 00:55:19,482 WE'VE BEEN GOING-- WE'VE 1630 00:55:19,482 --> 00:55:20,517 ALREADY PASSED THE POINT OF 1631 00:55:20,517 --> 00:55:22,185 PARODY. 1632 00:55:22,185 --> 00:55:23,053 A STUDENT GROUP IN AUSTRALIA 1633 00:55:23,053 --> 00:55:24,587 RECENTLY CALLED FOR TRIGGER 1634 00:55:24,587 --> 00:55:27,190 WARNINGS ON "EYE CONTACT." 1635 00:55:27,190 --> 00:55:30,193 EVEN THE TALIBAN ARE OKAY WITH 1636 00:55:30,193 --> 00:55:33,530 EYES. 1637 00:55:33,530 --> 00:55:35,131 EYE CONTACT? 1638 00:55:35,131 --> 00:55:36,800 WERE YOU TRAUMATIZED AS A CHILD 1639 00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,334 AFTER LOSING A STARING CONTEST? 1640 00:55:38,334 --> 00:55:43,073 WHAT'S NEXT, TRIGGER WARNINGS 1641 00:55:43,073 --> 00:55:45,775 FOR CONVERSATIONS? 1642 00:55:45,775 --> 00:55:46,476 HAVING EVERYONE WALK AROUND WITH 1643 00:55:46,476 --> 00:55:47,143 NAME TAGS THAT SAY, "HI, I'M 1644 00:55:47,143 --> 00:55:48,011 DAVE. 1645 00:55:48,011 --> 00:55:48,678 PLEASE DON'T BRING UP 1646 00:55:48,678 --> 00:55:54,084 DOORKNOBS." 1647 00:55:54,084 --> 00:55:55,151 [LAUGHTER] 1648 00:55:55,151 --> 00:55:55,885 "I'M JOSH. 1649 00:55:55,885 --> 00:55:56,619 I HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM AND A 1650 00:55:56,619 --> 00:55:57,854 HAIRY BACK. 1651 00:55:57,854 --> 00:56:00,323 SO DON'T MENTION COCAINE BEAR." 1652 00:56:00,323 --> 00:56:01,391 OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW. 1653 00:56:01,391 --> 00:56:02,559 I'LL BE AT BALLY'S LAKE TAHOE, 1654 00:56:02,559 --> 00:56:03,727 MARCH 11TH, GOLDEN GATE THEATRE 1655 00:56:03,727 --> 00:56:05,462 IN SAN FRANCISCO, MAH 12TH, 1656 00:56:05,462 --> 00:56:07,130 AND THE THEATRE AT MGM NATIONAL 1657 00:56:07,130 --> 00:56:09,899 HARBOR IN D.C., APRIL 22ND. 1658 00:56:09,899 --> 00:56:11,267 I WANT TO THANK MY GUESTS JOHN 1659 00:56:11,267 --> 00:56:12,001 HEILEMANN, RUSSELL BRAND AND 1660 00:56:12,001 --> 00:56:13,570 BERNIE SANDERS. 1661 00:56:13,570 --> 00:56:16,039 NOW GO WATCH OVERTIME ON "CNN 1662 00:56:16,039 --> 00:56:17,073 TONIGHT" AT 11:30, OR CATCH 1663 00:56:17,073 --> 00:56:22,145 SATURDAY MORNING ON YO 1664 00:56:22,145 --> 00:56:25,515 THANK YOU, FOLKS 1665 00:56:25,515 --> 00:56:25,982 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1666 00:56:25,982 --> 00:56:53,877 ♪ ♪ 1667 00:56:53,877 --> 00:56:54,944 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]