1 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:14,814 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:14,881 --> 00:00:19,152 >> START THE CLOCK. 3 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:34,868 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:44,778 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:46,312 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 6 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:52,352 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 7 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:55,855 THANK YOU, PEOPLE, HOW ARE YOU 8 00:00:55,922 --> 00:00:56,222 DOING? 9 00:00:56,289 --> 00:00:59,426 IF YOU CAME OUT IN THE RAIN, 10 00:00:59,492 --> 00:01:03,129 THANK RY MUCH. 11 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:07,700 THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE IT. 12 00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:08,368 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GREAT TO 13 00:01:08,435 --> 00:01:10,370 SEE YOU 14 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:11,137 [APPLAUSE] 15 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:13,673 AT THE RAIN IS BAD BUT WE ARE 16 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,175 EXCITED BECAUSE IT'S HOLLYWOOD, 17 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:21,681 KNOW!IS OSCAR WEEKEND TWO I 18 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,950 IT'S GOING TO BE AN INTERESTING 19 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:26,186 SHOW -- THIS YEAR ON THE 20 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:27,086 RED CARPET THEY ARE ASKING WHO 21 00:01:27,153 --> 00:01:32,058 WERE YOU SLAPPING? 22 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:34,928 [LAUGHTER] 23 00:01:34,994 --> 00:01:36,463 NO RED CARPET, FOR THE FIRST 24 00:01:36,529 --> 00:01:42,068 BE A WHITE CARPET.IT'S GOING TO 25 00:01:42,135 --> 00:01:43,436 BECAUSE TS THE PROBLEM 26 00:01:43,503 --> 00:01:47,173 WITH THE OSCARS, THE RUG. 27 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,274 [LAUGHTER] 28 00:01:48,341 --> 00:01:51,244 LOVE IT BUT WE MAKE SUCH -- 29 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:52,712 I'LL BE IN SAN FRANCISCO, 30 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,415 PERFORMINGOT EVEN GOING TO 31 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:56,349 WATCH IT. 32 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:58,952 IT WILL BE A BETTER SHOW. 33 00:01:59,018 --> 00:01:59,219 [LAUGHTER] 34 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:00,119 [APPLAUSE] 35 00:02:00,186 --> 00:02:02,922 WE MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL, COULD 36 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:04,991 YOU EVEN NAME WHAT WAS BEST 37 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:06,092 PICTURE LAST YEAR? 38 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:08,862 YOU WIN, IT'S A BIG DEAL, THEN 39 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:10,830 YOU DISAPPEAR -- LIKE 40 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:13,700 KAMALA HARRIS 41 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:13,967 [LAUGHTER] 42 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:14,267 [APPLAUSE] 43 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:16,669 WE KID IN A GOOD WAY! 44 00:02:16,736 --> 00:02:18,571 I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU, THERE 45 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:21,174 IS ONE PERSON I'M ROOTING FOR, 46 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:23,243 TOM CRUISE. 47 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:24,477 MAVERICK IS UP FOR BEST PICTURE, 48 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:26,379 I WASN'T CRAZY ABOUT THE MOVIE 49 00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:29,449 BUT I WANT TO SEE A GUY GET UP 50 00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:33,453 THERE AND GO "I WANT TO THANK 51 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:41,060 XENU, WHO MADE IT ALL POSSIBLE." 52 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:43,096 [LAUGHTER] 53 00:02:43,162 --> 00:02:44,864 SHOW BUSINESS IS VERY STRANGE. 54 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:46,499 DID YOU SEE THIS TODAY? 55 00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:51,437 DISNEYLAND IS NG ZIPPY DUE 56 00:02:51,504 --> 00:03:01,180 DUE -- A SONG THAT HAS RACIST 57 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:02,115 ORIGINS. 58 00:03:02,181 --> 00:03:04,083 THAT'S OFFENSIVE BUT THE SEVEN 59 00:03:04,150 --> 00:03:05,885 DWARVES CAN STILL -- THEY'RE 60 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:06,553 OKAY? 61 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:15,228 THEY CAN SAY TO SNOW WHITE HI 62 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:16,262 HOE? 63 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:17,030 [LAUGHTER] 64 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:19,365 I THINK DISNEY HAS TO GET WITH 65 00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:19,899 THE TIMES. 66 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:21,034 IN DISOVIES, KIDS HATE 67 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:26,172 THEIR STEPMOM'S BUT KIDS DON'T 68 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:29,909 WATCH DISNEY MOVIES, THEY WATCH 69 00:03:29,976 --> 00:03:31,644 PORN WHERE THEY FUCK THEIR 70 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:34,047 STEPMOM. 71 00:03:34,113 --> 00:03:35,048 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 72 00:03:35,114 --> 00:03:37,150 HERE'S A FIRST THAT WAS IN THE 73 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:38,384 HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE 74 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:41,054 STORY ABOUT THE MEXICAN DRUG 75 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,455 CARTELHAT KIDNAPPED FOUR 76 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:43,456 AMERICANS AND KILLED TWO UP 77 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:44,691 THEM? 78 00:03:44,757 --> 00:03:47,594 TODAY, THE CARTEL -- THIS IS A 79 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:49,929 FIRST -- ISSUED AN APOLOGY 80 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:50,163 LETTER. 81 00:03:50,229 --> 00:03:50,430 [LAUGHTER] 82 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:50,663 WOW. 83 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:51,598 I GUESS THEY WANT TO BE THE 84 00:03:51,664 --> 00:03:56,669 CARTEL THAT CARES. 85 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:59,539 [LAUGHTER] 86 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:01,174 WHEN THEY D YOUR BODY NOW, 87 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,976 THEY PUT IT IN ONEF THOSE 88 00:04:03,042 --> 00:04:07,080 TINFOILWANS. 89 00:04:07,146 --> 00:04:09,349 [LAUGHTER] 90 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:13,052 NOW THE STATE DEPARTMENT ISWARNO 91 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:17,624 TRAVEL WITH AREAS WITH VIOLENCE 92 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:19,058 GANGS ROAMING THE STREETS AND 93 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,193 PEOPLE IN CHICAGO SAID BUT WE 94 00:04:20,259 --> 00:04:20,893 LIVE HERE. 95 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:21,160 [LAUGHTER] 96 00:04:21,227 --> 00:04:25,765 [APPLAUSE] 97 00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:27,767 ANOTHER FIRST, APPARENTLY SOME 98 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:30,870 REPUBLICANS IN ARKANSAS -- I 99 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:31,404 LOVE ARKANSAS -- 100 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:31,771 [LAUGHTER] 101 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:36,509 I DO, BUT REALL, THE GOVERNOR 102 00:04:36,576 --> 00:04:37,310 THERE SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS, 103 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:39,312 NOW GOING THE OTHER WAY THAT WE 104 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:40,713 USED TO GO WITH CHILD LABOR LAWS 105 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,915 MAKING IT EASY FOR CHILDREN TO 106 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:45,084 WORK. 107 00:04:45,151 --> 00:04:46,619 REPUBLICANS ARE LIKE IF THE KID 108 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:47,987 IS GOING TO TRANSITION, IT 109 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:55,595 BETTER BE TO THE WORKFORCE. 110 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:56,162 [LAUGHTER] 111 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,096 [APPLAUSE] 112 00:04:57,163 --> 00:04:59,632 THIS MAY BE A RELATED STORY -- 113 00:04:59,699 --> 00:05:02,368 TRUMP IS ON THE WARPATH,IS BIG 114 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:03,136 THING NOW IS HE WANTS TO PAY 115 00:05:03,202 --> 00:05:07,907 PEOPLE TO HAVE BABIES. 116 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:08,374 NICK CANNON SAID "I'M 117 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:13,746 LISTENING." 118 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:14,013 [LAUGHTER] 119 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:17,183 [APPLAUSE] 120 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,318 SPEAKING OF HAVING BABIES, DID 121 00:05:19,385 --> 00:05:21,354 YOU SEE THE WEEK LAUREN BOEBERT 122 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:21,521 HAD? 123 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:28,394 SHE'S THE FIREBRAND, DUMB TOTER 124 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:30,296 FROM COLORADO. 125 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:31,264 SHEALLYINGST 126 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:32,331 SEX EDUCATION IN SCHOOL AND THEN 127 00:05:32,398 --> 00:05:34,000 HAD TO R THAT HER 128 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:35,568 17-YEAR-OLD SON KNOCKED UP HIS 129 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:39,839 GIRLFRIEND -- SHE WAS 18 WHEN 130 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:41,174 SHE HAD HIM, SHE'S GOING TO BE A 131 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:44,444 GRANDMOTHER AT 36. 132 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,079 MY FRIENDS, THIS IS HOW TRAILER 133 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:53,786 PARKS STAY IN BUSINESS. 134 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:54,854 [LAUGHTER] 135 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:56,789 BETWEEN ARKANSAS AND THIS, 136 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:59,492 REPUBL ARE ALWAYS FOR KIDS 137 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:00,293 GOING INTO LABOR. 138 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:03,162 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, WE HAVE 139 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:04,564 JOHN McWHORTER AND JOSH 140 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:06,766 TYRANGIEL, BUT FIRST UP HE'S THE 141 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:07,667 OSCAR, GRAMMY, AND TONY 142 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:10,603 AWARD-WINNING MUSICIAN WHO 143 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:14,674 COWROTE THE OSCAR-NOMINATED SONG 144 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:19,145 "THIS IS LIFE" FOR THE MOVIE 145 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,247 "EVERY THING EVERYWHERE ALL AT 146 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:24,117 ONCE" DAVID BYRNE IS HERE! 147 00:06:24,183 --> 00:06:24,584 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 148 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:28,421 ♪ ♪ 149 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:29,856 GREAT TO MEET YOU, I'M ALWAYS 150 00:06:29,922 --> 00:06:31,491 HAPPY TO MEET SOMEONE WHO'S A 151 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:34,060 LITTLE OLDER THAN ME. 152 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:37,897 [LAUGHTER]WHO IS STILL SO RELEVO 153 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:39,265 BUSY. 154 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:41,601 YOU HAVE YOUR MUSICAL WITH ALL 155 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:44,003 THE TALKING HEADS, IT'S 156 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,105 FANTASTIC. 157 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:48,508 YOU GOT A SHOW COMING TO 158 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:49,575 BROADWAY, WE'LL GET TO THAT. 159 00:06:49,642 --> 00:06:53,279 YOU HAVE THE OSCAR-NOMINED 160 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:53,479 SONG. 161 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:59,385 [APPLAUSE] 162 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:00,887 I SEE YOU AS SOMEONE WHO ONLY 163 00:07:00,953 --> 00:07:02,455 LOOKS FORWARD, IS THAT RIGHT? 164 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:04,891 >> SO FAR, YEAH. 165 00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:06,092 I'M NOT VERY NOSTALGIC. 166 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:07,126 >> Bill: YOU'RE E GUY 167 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:09,695 WHO DOES THE TALKING HEADS 168 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:09,929 REUNION. 169 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:11,697 >> I'M NOT VERY NOSTALGIC AND I 170 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:14,066 FEEL LIKE THE NEXT THING I DO IS 171 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:15,334 THE THING I'M REALLY EXCITED 172 00:07:15,401 --> 00:07:15,735 ABOUT. 173 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:17,236 >> Bill: THAT'S WHAT KEEPS YOU 174 00:07:17,303 --> 00:07:19,105 YOUNG, I'M EXACTLY THE SAME WAY. 175 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,040 I COULD BE SENTIMENTAL, I DON'T 176 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,009 WANT TO BECAUSE IT WOULD REMIND 177 00:07:23,075 --> 00:07:28,681 ME I'M CLOSER TO DID THEN BORN. 178 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:32,018 [LAUGHTER] 179 00:07:32,084 --> 00:07:35,221 UNLESS I LISTEN TWO44 -- SAW 180 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:35,855 YOU ON "60 MINUTES" YOU SAID 181 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:39,358 SOMETHING I VERY MUCH RELATE TO. 182 00:07:39,425 --> 00:07:39,992 YOU'RE SUCH A DIFFERENT PERSON 183 00:07:40,059 --> 00:07:41,093 THAN YOU WERE WHEN YOU WERE 184 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,896 YOUNGER AND YOU ARE NICER. 185 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,464 I WOULD SAY THE SAME. 186 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:46,732 MAY BE WE ARE JUST FLATTERING 187 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:50,169 OURSELVES THARE NICER? 188 00:07:50,236 --> 00:07:52,104 >> DO THESE PEOPLE BACKSTAGE SAY 189 00:07:52,171 --> 00:07:54,507 YOU ARE NICER? 190 00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:59,745 [LAUGHTER] 191 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:01,914 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 192 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:05,585 >> Bill: YES, BUT THEY HAVE TO 193 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:10,056 OR I'LL FIRE THEM. 194 00:08:10,122 --> 00:08:10,890 [LAUGHTER] 195 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:12,658 >> I WANTED THE SAME THING, IS 196 00:08:12,725 --> 00:08:14,060 IT JUST ME TELLING MYSELF? 197 00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:15,394 >> Bill: IT'S NOT, WE ARE OLD 198 00:08:15,461 --> 00:08:17,263 ENOUGH TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, 199 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,264 WE KNOW OURSELVES AND IT IS WHAT 200 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:22,101 PEOPLE SAY ABOUT US -- CAN 201 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,069 JUST FEEL IT. 202 00:08:23,135 --> 00:08:24,570 LET ME HEAR YOUR THEORY, WHY DO 203 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:27,907 YOU THINK WE DO GET NICER? 204 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:32,645 >> WOW. 205 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:33,746 THIS A LITTLE BIT OF WHATEVER 206 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:35,314 THE THING YOU'RE WORKING ON 207 00:08:35,381 --> 00:08:37,617 ISN'T THE END OF THE WORLD. 208 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:40,553 IT'S NOT GOING TCURE CANCER, 209 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:43,155 NOT LIKELY -- JUST TAKE IT EASY, 210 00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:43,489 CHILL OUT TO. 211 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:47,827 THE PEOPLE YOU ARE WOR WITH 212 00:08:47,894 --> 00:08:50,229 OUR TRIED TO HELP YOU DO WHAT 213 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:53,532 YOU WANT TO DO, YOU DON'T HAVE 214 00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:54,267 TO YELL AT THEM. 215 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:55,434 IF YOU GO THE NICE WAY, THEY 216 00:08:55,501 --> 00:09:00,039 MIGHT HELP YOUUT. 217 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:03,075 [LAUGHTER] 218 00:09:03,142 --> 00:09:04,110 ERS AND APPLAUSE] 219 00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:05,378 >> Bill: SO THERE WILL A 220 00:09:05,444 --> 00:09:08,881 TALKING HEADS REUNION. 221 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:09,949 [LAUGHTER] 222 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:12,318 >> WE ARE ON PRETTY GOOD TE 223 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,086 >> Bill: I'M GLAD, BECAUSE YOU 224 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:15,988 SHOULD BE. 225 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,690 TO HAVE CREATED THAT AMAZING 226 00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:19,825 MUSIC, IT'S STILL IN HEAVY 227 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:20,660 ROTATION ON MY iPOD -- YES I 228 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:25,431 STILL USE THE iPOD TO. 229 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,667 IT'S A SUPERIOR FORM WE DON'T 230 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:30,036 HAVE THE TIME, IT'S SUPERIOR TO 231 00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:34,774 STREAMING. 232 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:38,177 YOU ARE DOING A MUSICAL ABOUT 233 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:42,114 IMELDA MARCOS -- YOUR SUCH A 234 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:43,516 CREATIVE GUY, THE WHOLE WORLD IS 235 00:09:43,582 --> 00:09:44,717 OPEN FOR YOU. 236 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:47,586 YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN ANY 237 00:09:47,653 --> 00:09:47,920 SUBJECT. 238 00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:48,487 IMELDA MARCOS FOR THE YOUNG 239 00:09:48,554 --> 00:09:50,523 WHO DON'T REMEMBER, SHE 240 00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:52,825 WAS THE FIRST LADY OF THE 241 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:54,493 PHILIPPINES, SHE WAS OVERTHROWN 242 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,629 IN 1986, KIND OF A POPULAR 243 00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:59,031 UPRISING. 244 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,833 E SHE WAS A NICE LADY BUT 245 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:03,436 SHE DID HAVE 3,000 PAIRS OF 246 00:10:03,502 --> 00:10:04,270 SHOES. 247 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:07,673 >> SHE WAS KNOWN AS THE IRON 248 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:07,940 BUTTERFLY. 249 00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:10,509 >> Bill: WHY IMELDA MARCOS? 250 00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:11,744 >> I'M OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER 251 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:15,448 WHEN SHE WAS IN ITEM, DOLING OUT 252 00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:16,816 WITH SOCIALITES AND EVERYTHING 253 00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:19,552 ELSE IN NEW YORK, BEING IN THE 254 00:10:19,618 --> 00:10:20,419 NEWS AND SLIGHTLY OUTRAGEOUS. 255 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:22,455 >> Bill: EVER MEMBER THA SHE 256 00:10:22,521 --> 00:10:27,827 WAS PAGE SIX FODDER. 257 00:10:27,893 --> 00:10:30,396 >> THEN, I THOUGHT SHE'S A 258 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,063 FASCINATING CHARACTER. 259 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,932 LATER ON I HEARD IT SHE LOVED 260 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:37,603 GOING TO DISCOS. 261 00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:38,304 STUDIO 54, SHE TURNED THE ROOF 262 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:42,274 THE PIN MANILA INTO A 263 00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:43,876 DISCO. 264 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:46,912 I DID RESEARCH AND I FOUND A 265 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:47,747 VIDEO OF HER DANCING UNDER A 266 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:52,151 NEARER BALL IN A YORK TOWN 267 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,754 HOUSE WITH AN ARMS DEALER. 268 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,389 [LAUGHTER] 269 00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:58,724 I'M NOT GOING TO SAY WHICH ARMS 270 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:01,961 DEALER BUT A VERY WELL KNOWN 271 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:02,928 ARMS DEALER AND I THOUGHT I 272 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:07,700 THINK WE HAVE SOMETHING HERE. 273 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:10,636 SHBITS THIS FANTASY WORLD 274 00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:14,173 AND THE SOUNDTRACK COMES WITH I 275 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:14,340 IT. 276 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:17,009 I LOVE DANCE MUSIC AND I THOUGHT 277 00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:19,545 LET'S SEE IF THERE'S A STORY 278 00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:21,180 HERE. 279 00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:21,647 [APPLAUSE] 280 00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:23,449 >> Bill: AS SOON AS YOU SAID 281 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:27,186 DISCO, ALL I COULD HEAR IS THIS 282 00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:29,055 AIN'T NO PARTY, THIS AIN'T NO 283 00:11:29,121 --> 00:11:31,257 DISCO, THIS AIN'NO FOOLING 284 00:11:31,323 --> 00:11:32,491 AROUND. 285 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:34,527 YOU SAY YOU'RE NOT POLITICAL BUT 286 00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:37,897 THAT SONG A LI IN WAR TIME TO 287 00:11:37,963 --> 00:11:38,931 ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITES. 288 00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:42,635 [APPLAUSE] 289 00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:45,071 IT SEEMS VERY POLITICAL TO ME 290 00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:45,871 AND VERY FUNNY. 291 00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:47,706 LIFE IN WAR TIME BUT YOU ARE 292 00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:48,674 TALKING ABOUT AMERICA. 293 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:51,510 WAS TALKING ABOUT AMERICA, 294 00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:52,411 AN IMAGINARY SITUATION. 295 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:54,313 >> Bill: IT ALL SOUNDS LIKE 296 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:54,747 SOMEWHERE OVERSEAS. 297 00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:56,615 >> IT COULD BE SOMEPLACE 298 00:11:56,682 --> 00:11:57,416 OV WE KNOW QUITE WELL 299 00:11:57,483 --> 00:11:59,385 HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. 300 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,920 ill: THE OTHER SONG I HAVE 301 00:12:00,986 --> 00:12:02,688 TO BRING UP BEFORE WE RUN OUT OF 302 00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:03,522 TIME HIS ROAD TO NOWHEREECAUSE 303 00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:05,691 YOU SOLD IT TO ME. 304 00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:14,366 >> NOT THE WHOLE SONG. 305 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:19,138 >> Bill: WHEN I WAS MAKING MY 306 00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:23,642 MOVIE RELIGULOUS -- I NEEDED A 307 00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:25,611 SONG FOR THE END. 308 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,279 WE HAD GREAT SONGS THROUGH 309 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:29,181 IT, PETE TOWNSEND SOLD ME SEEKER 310 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,117 AND GNARLS BARKLED ME 311 00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:33,018 CRAZY, STEVIE WONDER WOULD NOT 312 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,788 SELL ME SUPERSTITION. 313 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:36,522 HE WAS LIKE BILL MAHER, I KNOW 314 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,592 WHAT YOU'RE UP TO. 315 00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:43,028 BUT YOU, GOD BLESS YOU, YOU SOLD 316 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,697 ME ROAD TO NOWHERE, IT'S THE 317 00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:46,031 PERFECT SONG TO END THAT MOVIE, 318 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,666 IT STARTS WITH THE CHOIR, I 319 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:49,768 ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT 320 00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:53,272 RELIGION, WAS I ALWAYS WRONG? 321 00:12:53,339 --> 00:13:00,279 >> >> IT'S ABOUT THE 322 00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:04,750 INEVITABILITY OF, 323 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:07,520 MUY IT'S KIND OF UPLIFTING 324 00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:14,760 UPLIFTING. 325 00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:15,494 >> BilHE LYRICS ARE THEY 326 00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:16,462 TELL YOU WHAT TO DO BUT THEY 327 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,564 MAKE A FOOL OF YOU, YOU 328 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,698 MENTIONED PARADISE, YOU 329 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:20,733 MENTIONED CITY OF MY MIND WHICH 330 00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:22,968 IS SOMETHING WE HEAR A LOT IN 331 00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:23,402 RELIGION. 332 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,971 >> SOME OF THOSE LINES BORROWED 333 00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:27,673 DIRECTLY FROM CHURCH SONGS AND 334 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:28,107 THINGS LIKE THAT. 335 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:30,943 >> Bill: ONE ABOUT THE SONG 336 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,311 THAT YOU'RE NOMINATED FOR, THIS 337 00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:34,980 IS LIFE? 338 00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:37,650 [APPLAUSE] 339 00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:40,052 I TAKE IT TO MEAN WE SHOULD HAVE 340 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:41,787 THE FREEDOM TO CHOOSE AS WE ALL 341 00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:44,223 WANT TO CHOOSE TO LIVE? 342 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:47,026 >> YEAH, IF ANYONE IS FAMILIAR 343 00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:48,794 WITH THE MOVIE, THE MOVIE IS 344 00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:52,731 REALLY A LOT OF CRAZINESS AND 345 00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:55,034 MULTI-DIMENSIONS -- 346 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,802 >> Bill: YOU'RE KIND MOVIE, 347 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:57,836 I T TO. 348 00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:00,039 >> IN THE END, I THOUGHT THIS IS 349 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:02,508 A MOVIE ABOUT A FAMILY 350 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:03,242 RECONCILING AND COMING BACK 351 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:05,411 TOGETHER AFTER SQUABBLING 352 00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:08,881 THROUGH MULTIPLE DIMENSIONS FOR 353 00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:10,416 THE LAST COUPLE OF HOURS. 354 00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:12,551 IN THE END THEY RECONCILE, THEY 355 00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:13,586 COME BACK TOGETHER. 356 00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:14,553 THERE IS FORGIVENESS, I THOUGHT 357 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,723 THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT. 358 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:21,227 I TALKED WITH THE OTHER GUYS 359 00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:23,362 WORKING ON THE MUSIC AND SAID WE 360 00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:26,298 HAVE TO PUT A PIN IN THAT RATHER 361 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:29,902 THAN ALL THE CRAZINESS. 362 00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,237 WE MOVE ALONG DESPITE OF THE 363 00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:32,338 STUFF THAT'S GOING ON. 364 00:14:32,404 --> 00:14:34,206 l: YOU'RE OPTIMISTIC 365 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:34,607 ABOUT THE FUTURE. 366 00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,542 >> IT'S HARD TO BE, BUT YES. 367 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:41,714 [APPLAUSE] 368 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:43,382 >> Bill: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 369 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:47,253 EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE. 370 00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:47,920 DAVID BYRNE EVERYBODY, LET'S 371 00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:53,359 MEET OUR PANEL! 372 00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:55,261 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 373 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:57,796 HERE THEY ARE, HE IS THE AUTHOR 374 00:14:57,863 --> 00:14:58,297 OF "THE NEW YORK TIMES" 375 00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:01,467 NEWSLETTER AND CONTRIBUTOR TO 376 00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:06,171 McWHORTER IS BACK WITH US!JO 377 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:11,277 HE IS THE EMMY AWARD-WINNING 378 00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:13,412 PRODUCER AND CREATOR OF THE VICE 379 00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:14,413 NEWS PODCAST, JOSH TYRANGIEL -- 380 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,815 GREAT TO HAVE YOU WITH US. 381 00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:19,218 I'VE PLEDGED TIMES I 382 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:19,785 WOULDN'T KEEP TALKING ABOUT 383 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:20,386 DONALD TRUMP BUTULLS ME 384 00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:24,256 BACK IN. 385 00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:25,758 WHAT CAN I TELL YOU? 386 00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:27,159 I'VE ALWAYS SAID HE'S THE SHARK 387 00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:32,831 THAT WENT OUT -- SO MANY 388 00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:33,499 PEOPLE HAVE SAID TO ME I THOUGHT 389 00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:36,368 THIS WAS OVER, I THOUGHT 390 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:39,672 RON DeSANTIS WAS THE GUY. 391 00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:41,373 THE POLLS CAME O'S KILLING 392 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:47,513 IT, HE'S GOT A 40 ONE-POINTLEADN 393 00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:49,448 NEW HASHIRE, THE WOR WAS 394 00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:50,816 ALWAYS KIND OF AN INDEPENDENT -- 395 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:55,020 LOSING UP THEIR BIG. 396 00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:56,021 HE'S A GREAT POLITICIAN, AM I 397 00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:57,022 WRONG? 398 00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:59,325 HE'S JUST A GREAT POLITICIAN, SO 399 00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:03,962 WAS HITLER -- I'M SAYING IS THAT 400 00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,631 ONE WAY THEY ARE VERY ALIKE. 401 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:08,801 NOT WORKERS BUT POLITICIANS. 402 00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:10,803 >> THE PEOPLE WHO HATE SPEECH TO 403 00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:12,338 FOCUS ON THE IDIOT PART AND WHAT 404 00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:13,706 THEY TEND TO OVERLOOK IS THE 405 00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:16,275 SAVANT PART. 406 00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:19,311 [LAUGHTER] 407 00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:21,480 >> RIG 408 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:22,314 INTERESTING. 409 00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:25,517 WE HAVE A LINGUIST HERE WHICH IS 410 00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:28,387 GREAT, HIS GREAT GIFT IS 411 00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:29,855 LANGUAGE AND GESTURE. 412 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,023 >> Bill: UNINTENTIONALLY 413 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:31,623 LANGUAGE. 414 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:32,758 IS IMPROVISED, JUST 415 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,525 BECAUSE IT'S IMPROVISED DOESN'T 416 00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:36,028 MEAN HE'S NOT GOOD AT IT. 417 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:37,896 >> Bill: HE'S NEVER THOUGHT 418 00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:41,400 ABOUT IT ONCE. 419 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:43,235 >> HIS ACE SMART AS A BOX OF 420 00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:51,076 HAIR, HE DOESN'T KNOW. 421 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:51,744 WHAT HE DOES IS VERY 422 00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:53,479 EFFECTIVE -- I'M NOT THAT AFRAID 423 00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:56,215 TO BECAUSE WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO 424 00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:57,282 IS CHARISMA. 425 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,685 THE TRUTH IS THE PEOPLE RUNNING 426 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,553 AGAINST HIM MOSTLY DON'T HAVE 427 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,956 TH MAGIC CHARISMA THAT HE HAS. 428 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:06,258 NIKKI HALEY IT'S LIKE TALKING TO 429 00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:07,359 A SPOON. 430 00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:10,195 GLENN YOUNGKIN TO ME, I ALWAYS 431 00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,764 HAVE TO REMEMBER H WASN'T THE 432 00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:13,766 FATHER ON FAMILY TIES, HE'S NOT 433 00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:16,435 SOMEBODY WHO YOU WANT. 434 00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:18,604 THINK ABOUT IT. 435 00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:21,707 WAS IN A TIM? 436 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:22,775 >> Bill: I'VE NEVER EVEN SAW 437 00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:24,810 THE SHOW, IT'S HYSTERICALLY 438 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,845 FUNNY. 439 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,247 >> DESANTIS HAS SOMETHING, I 440 00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:29,715 KNOW PEOPLE SAY IN PERSON ONE ON 441 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,917 ONE IS TALKING TO A KITCHEN 442 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:32,818 CABINET. 443 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,987 HE CAN FILL A ROOM. 444 00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:36,221 THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HIM. 445 00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:41,760 HE'S GOT THE CHARISMA AND THE 446 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:43,862 MONDAISM WITH A CERTAIN 447 00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:44,797 SUBSTANCE. 448 00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:46,765 >> EVERYTHING I HEAR ABOUT HIM 449 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:47,599 IS THAT HE'S DULL COME HE 450 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:51,870 DOESN'T HAVE ANY CHARISMA. 451 00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:54,440 I THINK LIBERALS, THEY MAKE A 452 00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:55,808 REAL EFFORT NOT TO UNDERSTAND 453 00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:59,578 TRUMP VOTER. 454 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:02,548 IT'S LIKE HE'S GOING TO BE GREAT 455 00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:04,983 BECAUS TRUMPISM WITHOUT TRUMP 456 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,552 AND THEY ARE LIKE WHY WOULD WE 457 00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:10,989 WANT A TRIBUTE BAND? 458 00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:13,392 WHEN THE ACTUAL BAND IS STILL 459 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:14,660 PLAYING. 460 00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:17,362 >> I AGREE 100%, YES HE COULD 461 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,031 FILL A ROOM BUT HE COULD FILL IT 462 00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:20,766 WITH A KIND OF ENERGY YOU WANT 463 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:25,804 TO THEE THE ROOM. 464 00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:27,773 I WENT BACK A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, 465 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,108 DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE FIRST 466 00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:34,379 DEBATE IN 2015? 467 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,614 EVERYBODY IS LIKE WHAT'S ABOUT 468 00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:36,849 TO HAPPEN? 469 00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:38,217 THEY DID THE JIOR DEBATE 470 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,184 FIRST, THE SEVEN REPUBLICANS WHO 471 00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:40,953 DIDN'T GET THE 5%, AND THEY 472 00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:43,021 BRING THEM ALL OUT. 473 00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:44,690 TEN GUYS. 474 00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:47,159 THE FIRST QUESTION TO ALL TEN OF 475 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,061 THEM WAS WHO WILL RAISE THEIR 476 00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:50,395 HAND AND SAY THEY WON'T SUPPORT 477 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,931 THE NOMINEE NO MATTER WHO IT IS? 478 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:59,271 TRUMP RAISES HIS HAND AND THE 479 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,907 CROWD BOOS -- LUSTY BLUE. 480 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,042 IT'S LIKE WATCHING THE FIVE 481 00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:08,514 SECONDS BEFORE POMPEII GOES OFF. 482 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:11,416 TRUMP NOT A WORD GIVES A GESTUR 483 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:12,384 GESTURE, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING 484 00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:15,053 ME COME THESE JOKERS AROUND ME? 485 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:19,791 YOU CAN HEAR THE CROWTURN FROM 486 00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:22,961 A BOO TO A SHRIEK OF JOY. 487 00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:24,296 HE'S THE TRANSGRESSOR, JOHNNY 488 00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:25,264 ROTTEN OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. 489 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,632 >> Bill: HE IS WHY THERE IS A 490 00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:28,000 CERTAIN CLIQUE IN HIGH SCHOOL 491 00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:29,234 AND YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY ARE 492 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:31,069 THEY THE COOL KIDS? 493 00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:32,838 THEY HAVE CONFIDENCE. 494 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:33,605 THE REST OF US ARE INSECURE. 495 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,207 >> I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOING TO 496 00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:37,743 WORK AGAIN, THAT WORKED FOR A 497 00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:38,210 LONG TIME. 498 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,546 HE HAS AN AMAZING CHARISMA, THAT 499 00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:43,682 TOWEL SNAPPING BUSINESS THAT HE 500 00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:44,550 DOES. 501 00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:45,817 [LAUGHTER] 502 00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:46,818 I HAVE A HARD TIME BELIEVING 503 00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:47,886 THERE ISN'T A CRITICAL MASS OF 504 00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:48,420 PEOPLE WHO WOULDN'T GO FOR 505 00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:49,888 SOMEBODY WHO BELIEVES IN THE 506 00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:51,256 SORTS OF THINGS HE UNFORTUNATELY 507 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,392 BELIEVES AND BUT ALSO SEEMS LIKE 508 00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:56,995 HE WOULD RULE AS GROWN-UP. 509 00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:58,397 BY DESANTIING A ROOM, SOME 510 00:19:58,463 --> 00:19:59,998 PEOPLE HAVE SAID TO ME HE 511 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:01,433 ACTUALLY GIVES A GOOD SPEECH -- 512 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,301 I DON'T THINK YOU WILL EVER 513 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,403 LIGHT UP A ROOM THE WAY TRUMP 514 00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:06,638 DID BUT WOULD PEOPLE PREFER THE 515 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:07,706 TRIBUTE BAND RATHER THAN 516 00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:08,974 SOMEBODY WHO MIGHT BLOW UP THE 517 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:09,675 WORLD? 518 00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:10,208 I HOPE SO. 519 00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:13,378 >> Bill: NO. 520 00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:14,446 I WAS EVEN MORE IN THE SIGHT OF 521 00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:16,048 WHAT I'M SAYING NOW THIS WEEK 522 00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:17,783 WHEN WE FOUND OUT HOW MUCH 523 00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:20,385 FOX NEWS HAS BEEN LYING. 524 00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,421 MY LIBERAL MIND WENT TO O MY 525 00:20:22,487 --> 00:20:24,089 GOD, YOU VIEWERS ALL YOU CARE 526 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,757 ABOUT IS FAKE NEWS AND NOW WE 527 00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:28,460 HAVE YOU CAUGHT RED-HANDED, THAT 528 00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:31,597 YOU ARE GETTING FAKE NEWS, WE 529 00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:32,965 HAVE THIS EVIDENCE, CAUGHT 530 00:20:33,031 --> 00:20:35,801 RED-HANDED -- WE HAVE THE 531 00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:37,369 TRANSCRIPTS, THE EMAILS, THEY 532 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:39,605 ARE SAYING THEY HATE TRUMP HE'S 533 00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:41,106 BAD FOR THE COUNTRY AND THE ARE 534 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,107 SAYING THE EXACT OPPOSITE, 535 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:46,812 AREN'T YOU DUMB -- AND THEY ARE 536 00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:48,614 GOING YET WE KNOW, IT FEELS 537 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,415 RIGHT, IT FEELS GOOD AND I NEED 538 00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:52,050 TO FEEL GOOD AND IT DOESN'T 539 00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:54,653 MATTER IF IT'S FACTUALLY RIGHT. 540 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,954 REMEMBER THE O.J. TRIAL? 541 00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:59,324 BLACK FOLKS KNEW O.J. K 542 00:20:59,391 --> 00:20:59,625 THAT GIRL -- 543 00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:00,892 >> TO A MAN. 544 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:02,661 >> Bill: I DON'T BLAME THEM, 545 00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:04,229 FOR ONCE A BLACK GUY BEAT THE 546 00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:05,430 JUSTICE SYSTEM AFTER A ZILLION 547 00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:07,299 TIMES THE OTHER WAY AROUND. 548 00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:09,701 >> YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE GOINGO 549 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:10,302 WATCH TUCKER CARLSON ON LAURA 550 00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,337 INGRAHAM LYING TO THEM BUT THEY 551 00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:14,039 FIGURED THAT'S OKAY WE WANT TO 552 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,574 GET BACK TO PEOPLE WHO LOOKED 553 00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:16,074 DOWN -- 554 00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:18,510 >> Bill: YES, THAT'S EXACTLY 555 00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:18,677 IT! 556 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:21,013 >> HE HAS SOME OF THE POLICIES 557 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:23,081 WE LOVE ABOUT TRUMP -- THEY 558 00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:24,850 DON'T C ABOUT THE POLICIES. 559 00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:26,418 >> Bill: THEY DON'T EVEN CARE 560 00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:27,386 ABOUT THE LIGHTING. 561 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:30,188 TUCKER CARLSON IS NOW CAUGHT 562 00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:31,790 SAYING "I HATE TRUMP 563 00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:34,626 PASSIONATELY." 564 00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:36,595 I THOUGHT THEY GOT YOU AND THEN 565 00:21:36,662 --> 00:21:38,330 I REALIZED AND I'VE QUOTED THIS 566 00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:40,632 BEFORE SOME CONSERVATIVE GUY I 567 00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:41,566 KNOW SAID IS WHAT YOU PEOPLE 568 00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:48,073 DON'T GET ABOUT THE CROWD IS WE 569 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:48,573 DON'T LIKE HIM EITHER. 570 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,209 EVER THIS OTHER THING A COUPLE 571 00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:53,078 WEEKS AGO HE SAID THEY AREN'T TO 572 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:57,015 GET ME, THEY ARE OUT TO GET YOU, 573 00:21:57,082 --> 00:22:00,252 THEY GOT TO GET THROUGH ME. 574 00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:02,154 THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THEM, 575 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:03,121 HE'S A WARRIOR. 576 00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:05,557 >> WHAT I DON'T GET I'M GOING TO 577 00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:06,458 LOOK STUPID ON TELEVISION FOR 578 00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:08,493 SAYING THIS BUT I HAVEN'T GOTTEN 579 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,363 US -- IS IT REALLY TRUE THERE 580 00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:15,434 ARE THE PEOPLE SITTING IN 581 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,968 DINERS WITH HATS ON ET CETERA 582 00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:18,170 THAT ARE EXISTENTIALLY UPSET 583 00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:18,770 THAT PEOPLE LIKE US IN BLUE 584 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:22,040 AMERICA LOOK DOWN ON THEM -- IT 585 00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:24,209 SEEMS TO BE MOST PEOPLEOT 586 00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:27,212 THINKING ABOUT WHAT THE WIDER 587 00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,448 WORLD -- THEY ARE BUYING THEIR 588 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:29,748 GROCERIES. 589 00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:31,249 I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANY CONVINCING 590 00:22:31,316 --> 00:22:33,318 EVIDENCE THAT THERE ARE ENOUGH 591 00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:35,220 OF THOSE PEOPLE ACTUALLY TURNING 592 00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:35,787 AN ELECTION. 593 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:36,588 >> Bill: WHY DID HE WIN THE 594 00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:39,024 FIRST TIME? 595 00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:40,625 >> BECAUSE HE'S CHARISMATIC IT'S 596 00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:42,160 FUN TH HIM, THAT'S WHY 597 00:22:42,227 --> 00:22:44,896 PEOPLE VOTE FOR PEOPLE, I DON'T 598 00:22:44,963 --> 00:22:47,199 THINK THEY THINK ABOUT US. 599 00:22:47,265 --> 00:22:50,335 >> THERE IS STILL COURT OF 600 00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:52,070 45%, IT IS UNSHAKABLE, THEY WILL 601 00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:53,305 NOT BE TOLD BY FOX NEWS NOT TO 602 00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:55,173 VOTE FOR HIM, THEY WANT TO BE 603 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,142 TOLD BY ANYONE ELSE, THEY ARE 604 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,877 WITH HIM BECAUSE HE REPRESENTS 605 00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:00,545 THEM AND THAT INCLUDES SOME OF 606 00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:01,313 THE EVANGELICALS. 607 00:23:01,379 --> 00:23:05,317 IT IS UNSHAKABLE. 608 00:23:05,383 --> 00:23:09,855 I THINK THEY FOUND IN HIM THE 609 00:23:09,921 --> 00:23:10,756 PERSON WHO'S WILLING TO 610 00:23:10,822 --> 00:23:11,957 ENTER THEIR GRIEVANCE IN A WAY 611 00:23:12,023 --> 00:23:12,791 THAT RELATABLE TO THEM. 612 00:23:12,858 --> 00:23:14,860 >> Bill: THEY GOT A GREAT GIFT 613 00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:16,161 THIS WEEK, THE MEDIA PORTRAYED 614 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,095 IT AS A TERRIBLE THING -- 615 00:23:17,162 --> 00:23:19,598 >> IS ABOUT T BE INDICTED IN 616 00:23:19,664 --> 00:23:19,898 TWO STATES. 617 00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:28,740 [APPLAUSE] 618 00:23:28,807 --> 00:23:29,975 ENJOY YOUR APPLAUSE BREAK 619 00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:31,009 BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD 620 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:34,045 FOR HIM, REALLY GOOD FOR H. 621 00:23:34,112 --> 00:23:35,580 >> HE COULD NOT HAVE ORDERED UP 622 00:23:35,647 --> 00:23:39,351 A BETTER FOE THAN -- 623 00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:40,452 >> Bill: ONE IS GEORGIA WHERE 624 00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:44,923 CAUGHT RED-HANDED, HE'S ON T 625 00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:47,092 PHONE, ON TAPEG "FIND ME 626 00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:49,528 11,000 VOTES." 627 00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:51,296 I CAN'T THINK OF A SMOKE YOU'RE 628 00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:52,597 GONE THAN THAT. 629 00:23:52,664 --> 00:23:53,665 OF NEW YORK, THE STORMY DANIELS 630 00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:56,234 CASE, THAT WOULD BE THE TRIAL OF 631 00:23:56,301 --> 00:23:57,903 THE CENTURY. 632 00:23:57,969 --> 00:24:05,544 TWO BLONDE BIG TITS. 633 00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:05,811 [LAUGHTER] 634 00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:09,848 [APPLAUSE] 635 00:24:09,915 --> 00:24:11,383 NOT ONE PERSON ON THE RIGHT IS 636 00:24:11,449 --> 00:24:12,918 GOING TO THINK THERE THEY GO, 637 00:24:12,984 --> 00:24:16,087 JUST TRYING TO GET HIM. 638 00:24:16,154 --> 00:24:18,790 WE'LL FIND SOMETHING. 639 00:24:18,857 --> 00:24:21,259 >> THAT'S KIND OF WHAT I MEAN BY 640 00:24:21,326 --> 00:24:22,427 THAT 641 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:23,495 HE CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT HIM 642 00:24:23,562 --> 00:24:25,564 TO BE. 643 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:28,433 HE SAID THIS WEEK I AM YOUR 644 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:35,674 UTION -- THEY TAPE THAT 645 00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:36,408 LITERALLY. 646 00:24:36,474 --> 00:24:37,642 REPUBLICANS TRY TO WHISTLE PAST 647 00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:40,579 TRUMP IT'S A JOKE AND FOR 648 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:41,546 DEMOINFURIATING. 649 00:24:41,613 --> 00:24:43,882 >> Bill: WE WILL DEMOLISH THE 650 00:24:43,949 --> 00:24:45,951 DEEP STATE, WE WILL EXPEL THE 651 00:24:46,017 --> 00:24:46,585 WARMONGERS. 652 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:50,388 WE WILL LIBERATE AMERICA FROMTS, 653 00:24:50,455 --> 00:24:51,289 THESE VILLAINS AND SCOUNDRELS 654 00:24:51,356 --> 00:24:52,757 ONCE HAD FOR ALL 655 00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:53,658 THE TRIBUTE BAND IS NOT GOING TO 656 00:24:53,725 --> 00:24:56,361 SOUND LIKE THAT. 657 00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:59,564 IT'S THE REAL THING. 658 00:24:59,631 --> 00:25:04,202 IT GETS TO DEEPER. 659 00:25:04,269 --> 00:25:04,603 >> NO. 660 00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:06,838 >> IT'S GOING TO BE ON YOUTUBE 661 00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:08,840 ME SAYING SOMETHING T DIDN'T 662 00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:09,140 WORK. 663 00:25:09,207 --> 00:25:10,775 I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE 664 00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:14,446 WOULD ACTUALLY END UP ELECTING 665 00:25:14,512 --> 00:25:15,247 SOMEBODY WHO IS RUNNING ON 666 00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:20,018 PERSONAL RESENTMENTS LIKE THAT. 667 00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:21,453 LYNDON JOHNSON HAD CLASS-BASED 668 00:25:21,519 --> 00:25:22,120 RESENTMENTS AND DROPPED IT WHEN 669 00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:23,922 HE STARTED ONE OF THE COUNTRY, 670 00:25:23,989 --> 00:25:24,756 BILL CLINTON OF THE SAMENG. 671 00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:26,591 HERE SOMEBODY WHO IS RUNNING ON 672 00:25:26,658 --> 00:25:28,093 HAVING BEEN KICKED IN THE 673 00:25:28,159 --> 00:25:29,094 SANDBOX AND FEELING PEOPLE LOOK 674 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,762 DOWN ON HIM AND WANT TO BRING 675 00:25:30,829 --> 00:25:31,963 THIS WITHER PEOPLE AND MAKE 676 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:34,332 US WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS IN THE 677 00:25:34,399 --> 00:25:36,468 WORLD OF TWITTER THAT CAN W 678 00:25:36,534 --> 00:25:38,370 AND EVEN THESE MAGA FANS WOULD 679 00:25:38,436 --> 00:25:39,804 BE NUMB TO SOMETHING WITH MORE 680 00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:43,408 SUBSTANCE THAT IS, JR., 681 00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:46,044 I KNOW AOT OF PEOPLE DON'T 682 00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:46,711 MAKE SENSE BUT THAT MANY I JUST 683 00:25:46,778 --> 00:25:50,582 CAN'T SEE IT. 684 00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:52,517 >> Bill: ALL I CAN THINK OF IS 685 00:25:52,584 --> 00:25:54,953 IF I WAS WATCHING THIS CLIP, 686 00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:57,222 THINKING THIS MUST BE 2015. 687 00:25:57,289 --> 00:26:00,959 BECAUSE IT ALREADY HAPPENED! 688 00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:01,860 >> WHAT HAPPENED THEN WE SAW 689 00:26:01,927 --> 00:26:04,496 WHAT HAPPENED TO! 690 00:26:04,562 --> 00:26:12,003 >> THIS IS 2023. 691 00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:14,139 FROM THE LEFT AND PARTICULAR 692 00:26:14,205 --> 00:26:15,040 PEOPLE VOTE AGAINST THEIR OWN 693 00:26:15,106 --> 00:26:15,707 SELF-INTEREST WE SHOULD JUST 694 00:26:15,774 --> 00:26:21,313 EXPLAIN IT TO THEM WYATT'S AND 695 00:26:21,379 --> 00:26:22,814 THEIR SELF-INTEREST. 696 00:26:22,881 --> 00:26:24,683 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, DESANTIS 697 00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:27,585 MIGHT BE ABL TO ADVANCE THESE 698 00:26:27,652 --> 00:26:28,286 POLICIES TRUMP CANNOT. 699 00:26:28,353 --> 00:26:32,958 THE SELF INTEREST IS TRUMP'S 700 00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:33,258 PERFORMANCE. 701 00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:34,693 >> Bill: AS LONG AS WE'RE 702 00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:36,795 TALKING ABOUTHAT'S GOING ON 703 00:26:36,861 --> 00:26:37,829 THE RIGHT AND FOX NEWS COME I 704 00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:38,630 WANT TO TALK ABOUT TUCKER 705 00:26:38,697 --> 00:26:39,998 CASON FOR A MINUTE, HE WAS BIG 706 00:26:40,065 --> 00:26:40,932 IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK. 707 00:26:40,999 --> 00:26:42,667 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS BUT 708 00:26:42,734 --> 00:26:45,103 HE BLEW THE LID ON WHAT HAPPENED 709 00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:50,342 ON JANUARY 6TH 2021 FOR REAL. 710 00:26:50,408 --> 00:26:53,478 THIS IS HIS BIG THING, YOU KNOW 711 00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:54,713 THE UNNTNESS AT THE 712 00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:56,982 CAPITAL THAT HAPPENED THAT DAY. 713 00:26:57,048 --> 00:26:59,351 ACCORDING TO TUCKER, YOU HEARD 714 00:26:59,417 --> 00:27:00,151 IT WRONG. 715 00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:02,354 THE UNPLEASANTNESS -- IT WAS 716 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:03,154 ACTUALLY NOT UANT IS WHAT 717 00:27:03,221 --> 00:27:07,325 HIS THESIS IS. 718 00:27:07,392 --> 00:27:08,493 HE SHOWED FOOTAGE, YOT 719 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,463 DENY THAT. 720 00:27:11,529 --> 00:27:12,530 THERE'S A LOT OF FOOTAGE FROM 721 00:27:12,597 --> 00:27:12,964 THAT DAY. 722 00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:15,133 I'M NOT GOING TO SHOW THAT 723 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,067 FOOTAGE BUT I'M GOING TO READ 724 00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:17,135 EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID, THIS IS 725 00:27:17,202 --> 00:27:19,104 WHAT TUCKER SAID AND HE SHOWED 726 00:27:19,170 --> 00:27:20,638 HIS FOOTAGE FROM JANUARY 6TH. 727 00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:23,208 I'M GOING TO READ HIS WORDS 728 00:27:23,274 --> 00:27:26,378 UNDER THE FOOTAGE WE CHOSE FROM 729 00:27:26,444 --> 00:27:28,680 JANUARY 6TH. 730 00:27:28,747 --> 00:27:31,316 [LAUGHTER] 731 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:31,850 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 732 00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:35,153 NT TO STRESS TO YOU, BOTH OF 733 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:37,789 THOSE FOOTAGES ARE REAL ANDESE E 734 00:27:37,856 --> 00:27:38,490 SAID TO. 735 00:27:38,556 --> 00:27:41,559 HE SAID "WE ARE GOING TO BEGIN 736 00:27:41,626 --> 00:27:42,460 TONIGHT WITH FOOTAGE THAT SHOWS 737 00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:43,661 YOU EXACTLY WHAT WAS HAPPENING 738 00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:45,597 INSIDE THE CAPITAL, THE FOOTAGE 739 00:27:45,663 --> 00:27:47,832 DOES NOT SHOW AN INSURRECTION OR 740 00:27:47,899 --> 00:27:48,533 A RIOT IN PROGRESS. 741 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,668 INSTEAD IT SHOWS POLICE 742 00:27:50,735 --> 00:27:52,871 ESCORTING PROTESTERS TO THE 743 00:27:52,937 --> 00:27:54,072 BUILDING. 744 00:27:54,139 --> 00:27:55,974 [LAUGHTER] 745 00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:58,443 THERE TO MIKE THEY WERE 746 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,478 PEACEFUL, ORDERLY AND MEEK, 747 00:28:00,545 --> 00:28:02,914 THESE WERE NOT INSURRECTIONIST, 748 00:28:02,981 --> 00:28:03,815 THEY WERE SIGHTSEERS. 749 00:28:03,882 --> 00:28:04,649 PROTESTERS QUEUE NEAT 750 00:28:04,716 --> 00:28:07,152 LITTLE LINES. 751 00:28:07,218 --> 00:28:09,020 THEY GIVE EACH OTHER TOURS 752 00:28:09,087 --> 00:28:11,623 OUTSIDE THE SPEAKER'S OFFICE. 753 00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:15,060 THEY TAK A CHEERFUL SELFIES AND 754 00:28:15,126 --> 00:28:15,627 THEY SMILE. 755 00:28:15,693 --> 00:28:17,729 [LAUGHTER] 756 00:28:17,796 --> 00:28:19,064 THEY AREN'T DESTROYING THE 757 00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:19,898 CA THEY OBVIOUSLY REVERE 758 00:28:19,964 --> 00:28:27,572 THE CAPITAL. 759 00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:30,675 OKAY. 760 00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:31,476 EVERYONE IS COMING DOWN ON 761 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:34,379 TUCKER C, I WANT TO DEFEND 762 00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:35,613 HIM AND SAY I THINK THIS IS AN 763 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,048 EXCITING NEW WAY TO TEACH 764 00:28:37,115 --> 00:28:39,284 HISTORY, TEACH THE THINGS THAT 765 00:28:39,350 --> 00:28:40,885 DIDN'T HAPPEN -- THINGS THAT 766 00:28:40,952 --> 00:28:42,020 DIDN'T GO ON. 767 00:28:42,087 --> 00:28:43,655 IF YOU ARE A HISTORY BUFF LIKE I 768 00:28:43,721 --> 00:28:46,458 AM YOU WANT TO SEE MORE OF THIS, 769 00:28:46,524 --> 00:28:47,859 WE ARE PARTNERING WITH FOX NEWS 770 00:28:47,926 --> 00:28:50,962 TO BRING YOU A SET OF GOLD 771 00:28:51,029 --> 00:28:51,162 COINS. 772 00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:54,899 IT'S CALLED THE TUCKER CARLSON 773 00:28:54,966 --> 00:28:55,200 COLLECTION. 774 00:28:55,266 --> 00:28:57,102 HERE ARE SOME OF THE ONES YOU'LL 775 00:28:57,168 --> 00:28:58,103 GET YOU'LL GET JFK GET JFK 776 00:28:58,169 --> 00:29:10,748 UNEVENTFUL FLIGHT TO DALLAS.E S1 777 00:29:10,815 --> 00:29:12,684 KANYE ON HISEDS. 778 00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:13,251 [LAUGHTER] 779 00:29:13,318 --> 00:29:15,286 CONTAINED VIRUSES FROM THE WUHAN 780 00:29:15,353 --> 00:29:15,954 LAB. 781 00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:21,593 YOU'LL GET BOB WEINSTEIN. 782 00:29:21,659 --> 00:29:24,929 [LAUGHTER] 783 00:29:24,996 --> 00:29:26,131 YOU'LL GET JEFFREY DAHMER EATS A 784 00:29:26,197 --> 00:29:32,470 SALAD TO. 785 00:29:32,537 --> 00:29:33,404 [LAUGHTER] 786 00:29:33,471 --> 00:29:34,939 YOU'LL GET HITLER PENDING HIS 787 00:29:35,006 --> 00:29:36,007 DOG AND THE TIME GEORGE SANTOS 788 00:29:36,074 --> 00:29:54,526 SAID SOMETHING TRUE. 789 00:29:54,592 --> 00:29:58,630 BERNIE SANDERS WAS HERE LAST 790 00:29:58,696 --> 00:30:01,766 WEEK -- I GET EMAILS FROM 791 00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:04,435 CONSERVATIVES THAT SAY I LOVE 792 00:30:04,502 --> 00:30:05,036 BERNIE SANDERS, I DON'T AGREE 793 00:30:05,103 --> 00:30:06,437 WITH ANYTHING HE SAYS B HE'S 794 00:30:06,504 --> 00:30:07,105 AUTHENTIC. 795 00:30:07,172 --> 00:30:08,373 THE SENATE IS WORKING ON THIS 796 00:30:08,439 --> 00:30:11,242 BILL TO CHANGE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS 797 00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:17,248 ARE YOU INVOLVED IN THAT? 798 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:20,118 HE SAID NO NO, I DON'T GIVE A 799 00:30:20,185 --> 00:30:21,119 SHIT ABOUT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS THAT 800 00:30:21,186 --> 00:30:22,587 SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT. 801 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:23,721 HIM I'M JUST READING PEOPLE'S 802 00:30:23,788 --> 00:30:25,356 QUESTIONS, THE DIFFERENCE 803 00:30:25,423 --> 00:30:27,592 BETWEEN EQUITY AND EQUALITY 804 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,127 BECAUSE WE HAVE HEARD -- I'VE 805 00:30:29,194 --> 00:30:32,730 NEVER HEARD EQUITY BEFORE A FEW 806 00:30:32,797 --> 00:30:33,565 YEARS AGO AND NOW I THINK IT 807 00:30:33,631 --> 00:30:35,166 SOUNDS LIKE A QUALITY BUT IT 808 00:30:35,233 --> 00:30:37,569 SEEMS TO BE A VERY DIFFERENT 809 00:30:37,635 --> 00:30:39,537 THING, IT'S IN A LOT OF FEDERAL 810 00:30:39,604 --> 00:30:40,305 LEGISLATION, EQUITY, I SAID 811 00:30:40,371 --> 00:30:43,908 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 812 00:30:43,975 --> 00:30:45,643 GOD BLESS HIM HE SAID I'M NOT 813 00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:46,978 SURE I KNOW. 814 00:30:47,045 --> 00:30:48,780 YOU ARE NOT ALONE. 815 00:30:48,846 --> 00:30:50,248 I CAN'T FIND ANYBODY WHO 816 00:30:50,315 --> 00:30:51,216 ACTUALLY KNOWS, THEY HAVE A 817 00:30:51,282 --> 00:30:52,517 DIFFERENT VIEW OF IT, I THOUGHT 818 00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:54,686 I WOULD ASK YOU TO BRIGHT GUYS, 819 00:30:54,752 --> 00:30:56,387 WHAT IS THEFERENCE BETWEEN 820 00:30:56,454 --> 00:31:00,525 EQUITY AND EQUALITY IN YOUR 821 00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:00,725 VIEW? 822 00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:01,926 THE DIFFERENCE IS A TRULY 823 00:31:01,993 --> 00:31:06,631 SNEAKY, TERRIBLE THING. 824 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,967 EQUITY IS THIS WORMY WORD, THE 825 00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:11,202 IDEA IS YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE 826 00:31:11,269 --> 00:31:14,839 EQUALITY BY FORCING THE ISSUE, 827 00:31:14,906 --> 00:31:16,174 BY BRINGING PEOPLE INTO 828 00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:17,175 POSITIONS THEY ARE NOT QUALIFIED 829 00:31:17,242 --> 00:31:21,613 FOR YET SO THAT EVERYTHING LOOKS 830 00:31:21,679 --> 00:31:22,413 "LIKE AMERICA." 831 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,648 IT SOUNDS LIKE EQUALITY AND YOU 832 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:24,916 SAY EQUITYOU FIGURE IT'S 833 00:31:24,983 --> 00:31:27,285 THE SAME THING BUT IT'S A 834 00:31:27,352 --> 00:31:27,552 EUPHEMISM. 835 00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:28,519 THEY ARE TRYING TO SLIP IN 836 00:31:28,586 --> 00:31:29,220 WITHOUT LETTING YOU KNOW IT'S 837 00:31:29,287 --> 00:31:30,588 GOING TO BE EQUALITY 838 00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:34,025 ACCOMPLISHED IN A WAY THAT YOU 839 00:31:34,092 --> 00:31:34,525 PROBABLY WOULDN'T LIKE. 840 00:31:34,592 --> 00:31:36,928 IT'S LIKE IF YOU SAY TO SOMEBODY 841 00:31:36,995 --> 00:31:39,831 "BEFORE I LET YOU GO" AND YOU 842 00:31:39,897 --> 00:31:45,036 SAY TO THEM -- OR IF YOU TALK 843 00:31:45,103 --> 00:31:47,372 ABOUT DIVERSITY, I IMAGINE 844 00:31:47,438 --> 00:31:48,940 TALKING TO FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT 845 00:31:49,007 --> 00:31:49,807 ABOUT DIVERSITY. 846 00:31:49,874 --> 00:31:50,975 WHEN WE SAY DIVERSITY WHAT WE 847 00:31:51,042 --> 00:31:53,044 MEAN IS CHANGING STANDARDS FOR 848 00:31:53,111 --> 00:31:54,879 VARIOUS REASONS FOR BLACK AND 849 00:31:54,946 --> 00:31:55,780 LATINO AND SOMETIMES 850 00:31:55,847 --> 00:31:56,414 NATIVE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT'S 851 00:31:56,481 --> 00:31:57,248 WHAT DIVERSITY MEANS CAN BE JUST 852 00:31:57,315 --> 00:31:58,383 DON'T WANT TO SAY IT. 853 00:31:58,449 --> 00:32:02,287 EQUITY MEANS YOU FORCE EQUALITY 854 00:32:02,353 --> 00:32:06,357 AND YOU WEASEL YOUR WAY THROUGH 855 00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:06,524 IT. 856 00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:07,125 YOU TAKE THE WORD EQUALITY AND 857 00:32:07,191 --> 00:32:15,099 YOU KNOCK THE AL OUT OF IT. 858 00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:17,035 THE PEOPLE WHO DO THIS THINK 859 00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:18,036 THAT'S THE RIGHT THING BECAUSE 860 00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:20,705 THEY ARE ON THE SIDE OF THE 861 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:21,973 ANGELS AND THEY HAVE THIS FAKE 862 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:25,143 EQUALITY -- WHAT IT MEANS IS -- 863 00:32:25,209 --> 00:32:31,316 IT'S NOT AN ACCIDENT THAT BEI -- 864 00:32:31,382 --> 00:32:32,917 THESE PEOPLE THINK OF THEMSELVES 865 00:32:32,984 --> 00:32:34,952 AS GODS, NONE OF THIS IS AN 866 00:32:35,019 --> 00:32:35,887 ACCIDENT. 867 00:32:35,953 --> 00:32:37,388 THAT'S WHAT EQUITY MEANS R 868 00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:38,189 BERNIE SANDERS KNOWS IT OR NOT, 869 00:32:38,256 --> 00:32:41,793 IT'S A WEASEL WORD. 870 00:32:41,859 --> 00:32:45,797 [APPLAUSE] 871 00:32:45,863 --> 00:32:51,002 >> Bill: OKAY, IN TERMS OF 872 00:32:51,069 --> 00:32:53,371 NUMBERS -- ANSWER ME THIS. 873 00:32:53,438 --> 00:32:54,772 IS THIS EQUITY? 874 00:32:54,839 --> 00:32:56,040 THIS IS SOMETHING CLOSE TO US 875 00:32:56,107 --> 00:32:56,974 HERE. 876 00:32:57,041 --> 00:32:58,710 WE TAPE AT CBS -- I KNOWS 877 00:32:58,776 --> 00:33:00,812 CONFUSING, WE ARE ON HBO, DON'T 878 00:33:00,878 --> 00:33:01,346 ASK. 879 00:33:01,412 --> 00:33:06,117 IT JUST HAPPENS THAT WAY. 880 00:33:06,184 --> 00:33:07,352 CBS WRITERS ROOMS MUST BE 881 00:33:07,418 --> 00:33:13,458 STAFFED WITH A MINIMUM OF 50% 882 00:33:13,524 --> 00:33:16,294 BIPOC. 883 00:33:16,361 --> 00:33:17,195 THAT'S -- 884 00:33:17,261 --> 00:33:17,528 >> A DISEASE. 885 00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:21,366 IT SOUNDS LIKE IT. 886 00:33:21,432 --> 00:33:24,102 [LAUGHTER] 887 00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:27,338 >> Bill: IT'S STANDS FOR -- 888 00:33:27,405 --> 00:33:30,174 BISEXUAL INDIAN PEOPLE OF COLOR? 889 00:33:30,241 --> 00:33:34,379 WHATS -- 890 00:33:34,445 --> 00:33:37,715 >> BLACKIGENOUS EVIL OF 891 00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:37,915 COLOR. 892 00:33:37,982 --> 00:33:41,953 >> Bill: 50% OF EVERY WRITERS 893 00:33:42,019 --> 00:33:43,221 ROOM -- THAT SOUNDS TO ME IT'S 894 00:33:43,287 --> 00:33:45,289 MORE EQUITY THANITY. 895 00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:46,657 THESE AREN'T THE BEST PEOPLE 896 00:33:46,724 --> 00:33:49,360 PERHAPS TO WRITE THE SHOW, WHAT 897 00:33:49,427 --> 00:33:51,763 IF IT'S A SHOW ABOUT A POLKA 898 00:33:51,829 --> 00:33:52,864 BAND AND A SKI TOWN? 899 00:33:52,930 --> 00:33:54,132 >> THEIR COLOR IS WHAT MAKES 900 00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:55,400 IT- 901 00:33:55,466 --> 00:33:57,635 >> Bill: EVERY WRITERS ROOM, 902 00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:58,903 THAT WOULD BEQUITY, RIGHT? 903 00:33:58,970 --> 00:34:02,240 AS OPPOSED TO EQUALITY? 904 00:34:02,306 --> 00:34:04,742 >> I'M GOING TO OFFER A SLIGHT 905 00:34:04,809 --> 00:34:05,476 DEFENSE BECAUSE I DON'T DISAGREE 906 00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:06,310 WITH A LOTAT YOU'RE 907 00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:06,544 SAYING. 908 00:34:06,611 --> 00:34:08,012 AT THE SAME TIME IF YOU'RE ONE 909 00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:09,814 OF THOSE PEOPLE HAS BEEN TRYING 910 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:12,183 TO CRACK A WRITERS ROOM, IT'S 911 00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:12,583 HARD. 912 00:34:12,650 --> 00:34:14,685 HISTORICALLY IN THIS TOWN, 913 00:34:14,752 --> 00:34:18,389 WRITERS ROOMS, I SAY THIS AS A 914 00:34:18,456 --> 00:34:19,891 JEW, DIVERSITY WAS ONE MEMBER OF 915 00:34:19,957 --> 00:34:21,159 EACH OF THE 12 T THERE'S A 916 00:34:21,225 --> 00:34:23,561 LOT OF IN ROOM. 917 00:34:23,628 --> 00:34:27,799 >> Bill: JEWS ARE FUNNY! 918 00:34:27,865 --> 00:34:29,834 YOU KNOW THE OLD STORY ABOUT RED 919 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,235 FOX? 920 00:34:31,302 --> 00:34:34,906 WHEN HE WAS DOING -- SANFORD AND 921 00:34:34,972 --> 00:34:35,106 SON. 922 00:34:35,173 --> 00:34:36,574 >> I RECOMMEND IT. 923 00:34:36,641 --> 00:34:38,609 >> Bill: HE WENT TO THIS OTHER 924 00:34:38,676 --> 00:34:40,244 ROUTE AND APPARENTLY THE NEXT 925 00:34:40,311 --> 00:34:44,549 WEEK HE SAID TO GET ME MY JEWS. 926 00:34:44,615 --> 00:34:45,183 [LAUGHTER] 927 00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:48,853 THERE'S LOTS OF FUNNY BLACK GUYS 928 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,389 OBVIOUSLY TOO -- 929 00:34:51,456 --> 00:34:53,491 >> IT'S ALWAYS A CHALLENGE WE 930 00:34:53,558 --> 00:34:54,425 GOT TO GET IT OUT, WE GOT TO GO 931 00:34:54,492 --> 00:34:56,894 TO THE PEOPLE WE KNOW. 932 00:34:56,961 --> 00:34:57,929 I WOULDN'T SAY IT'S GOT TO BE 933 00:34:57,995 --> 00:35:00,097 50% IT'S GOT TO BE TOMORROW, THE 934 00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:01,032 IMPULSE IS NOT SOMETHING WE 935 00:35:01,098 --> 00:35:02,400 SHOULD MAKE FUN OF EVEN IF WE 936 00:35:02,467 --> 00:35:04,902 MAKE FUN OF THE WAYS IT MIGHT BE 937 00:35:04,969 --> 00:35:06,270 IMPLEMENTED BECAUSE ULTIMATELY 938 00:35:06,337 --> 00:35:07,605 WITHOUT A FORCING MECHANISM, 939 00:35:07,672 --> 00:35:09,640 CHANGE DOESN'T HAPPEN VERY MUCH. 940 00:35:09,707 --> 00:35:10,775 I DON'T THINK IT'S A BAD THING 941 00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:12,677 SAY WE NEED TO STRIVE TO GET 942 00:35:12,743 --> 00:35:15,179 THIS DONE AND WE MAY NEED TO PUT 943 00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:17,148 SOME PRESSURE. 944 00:35:17,215 --> 00:35:17,582 [APPLAUSE] 945 00:35:17,648 --> 00:35:19,083 >> AS ALWAYS IT'S WHERE DO YOU 946 00:35:19,150 --> 00:35:20,818 DRAW THE LINE, YOU HAVE TO DO 947 00:35:20,885 --> 00:35:21,786 SOMETHING DIFFERENT BUT IF YOU 948 00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:23,387 FORCE IT TO THAT EXTENT YOU SAY 949 00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:25,423 NEXT WEEK EVNG HAS TO BE 950 00:35:25,490 --> 00:35:32,930 EQUAL -- WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO K 951 00:35:32,997 --> 00:35:34,232 PEOPLE IS YOU GO THROUGH AN 952 00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:37,468 ENTIRE LIFE KNOWING THAT NOTHING 953 00:35:37,535 --> 00:35:38,569 YOU HAVE BEENSKED TO DO, 954 00:35:38,636 --> 00:35:41,372 NOTHING YOU'VE BEEN GRANTED CAN 955 00:35:41,439 --> 00:35:44,342 BE COMPLETELY SEPARATED FROM THE 956 00:35:44,408 --> 00:35:44,909 FACT THAT SOMEBODY WASN'T 957 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:47,345 THINKING ABOUT THE FACT YOU WERE 958 00:35:47,411 --> 00:35:48,679 A PRETTY COLOR AND WOULD MAKE 959 00:35:48,746 --> 00:35:50,014 THEM LOOK GOOD TO BRING YOU IN. 960 00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:51,582 YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFET 961 00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:54,352 WAY, YES THAT DOES INCLUDE ME. 962 00:35:54,418 --> 00:35:56,487 THAT IS SOMETHING WE HAVE TO 963 00:35:56,554 --> 00:35:58,723 THINK ABOUT WHERE WE FORCE IT 964 00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:01,359 WITHCKLY AND DRAG PEOPLE 965 00:36:01,425 --> 00:36:03,761 IN -- WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TERM 966 00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:05,029 TOKEN BLACK, WE USED TO SAY 967 00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:05,930 THAT. 968 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,131 NOW IT'S CALLEDSITY AND 969 00:36:07,198 --> 00:36:07,365 . 970 00:36:07,431 --> 00:36:11,402 IT WON'T DO. 971 00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:14,872 YOU CAN'T DO IT TOO MUCH AND TOO 972 00:36:14,939 --> 00:36:15,907 FAST, THEN YOU ARE DEHUMANIZING 973 00:36:15,973 --> 00:36:17,174 EVERYBODY BUT WHITE PEOPLE. 974 00:36:17,241 --> 00:36:22,680 [APPLAUSE] 975 00:36:22,747 --> 00:36:24,949 >> Bill: EQUITY ITSELF IS KIND 976 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:26,517 OF AN EXAMPLE OF THE PRACTICE WE 977 00:36:26,584 --> 00:36:31,589 DO NOW CHANGING LANGUAGE -- 978 00:36:31,656 --> 00:36:33,891 CERTAINLY GEORGE ORWELL WHAT 979 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:35,526 ABOUT THAT, IT'S GONE ON IN MANY 980 00:36:35,593 --> 00:36:36,193 COUNTRIES. 981 00:36:36,260 --> 00:36:37,895 IT SEEMS TO BE GOING ON MORE 982 00:36:37,962 --> 00:36:41,766 THAN YOU STU, WE MENTIONED BIPOC 983 00:36:41,832 --> 00:36:45,937 WHICH IS A TERM I HADN'T HEARD. 984 00:36:46,003 --> 00:36:50,341 GEORGE PACKER WROTE ABT IT 985 00:36:50,408 --> 00:36:51,008 RECENTLY. 986 00:36:51,075 --> 00:36:53,244 FELL AND IS NOW "JUST AS 987 00:36:53,311 --> 00:36:54,946 INVOLVED PERSON." 988 00:36:55,012 --> 00:36:57,148 THERE ARE MANY OTHERS LIKE THAT. 989 00:36:57,214 --> 00:36:58,683 IT'S ONE THING FOR LANGUAGE TO 990 00:36:58,749 --> 00:37:02,620 CHANGE ORGANICALLY WHICH IT 991 00:37:02,687 --> 00:37:04,822 SHOULD AND YOU CAN'T STOP IT, 992 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:06,824 MOST OF SHAKESPEARE IS 993 00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:08,459 INDECIPHERABLE. 994 00:37:08,526 --> 00:37:10,728 WE DON'T USE THOSE WORDS 995 00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:10,962 ANYMORE. 996 00:37:11,028 --> 00:37:12,630 THE DICTIONARY EVERY YEAR PUTS 997 00:37:12,697 --> 00:37:15,032 OUT AN ADDITION, THESE ARE NEW 998 00:37:15,099 --> 00:37:15,733 WORDS. 999 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,268 PEOPLE JUST ORGANICALLY STARTED 1000 00:37:17,335 --> 00:37:18,502 USING NEW WORDS, IT'S NOT LIKE 1001 00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:20,304 THE DICTIONARY SAYS HERE'S A 1002 00:37:20,371 --> 00:37:20,972 BUNCH OF WORDS WE ARE COMMENDING 1003 00:37:21,038 --> 00:37:23,975 YOU TO USE NOW. 1004 00:37:24,041 --> 00:37:26,110 I THINK WHAT PACKER WAS SAYING 1005 00:37:26,177 --> 00:37:28,346 IS THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON NOW. 1006 00:37:28,412 --> 00:37:29,180 THIS IN ORDER THAT COMES FROM A 1007 00:37:29,246 --> 00:37:31,148 SMALL GROUP OF PEOPLE WE DON'T 1008 00:37:31,215 --> 00:37:32,984 KNOW WHO THEY ARE, COMES FROM A 1009 00:37:33,050 --> 00:37:35,519 HIGH WHO SAY YOU NEED TO SAY 1010 00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:39,924 LALATINX NOW -- OR A PERSON 1011 00:37:39,991 --> 00:37:44,962 THIS IS WHY WILKE BECOMES A JOKE 1012 00:37:45,029 --> 00:37:45,596 BECAUSE HE WOULD RATHER RENAME 1013 00:37:45,663 --> 00:37:48,466 IT THEN SOLVE IT. 1014 00:37:48,532 --> 00:37:54,505 [APPLAUSE] 1015 00:37:54,572 --> 00:37:57,808 >> THOSE CODES THAT COME DOWN, 1016 00:37:57,875 --> 00:37:58,643 THEY COME FROM A PLACE OF TRYING 1017 00:37:58,709 --> 00:38:02,446 TO BE MORE RESPECTFUL, BUT 1018 00:38:02,513 --> 00:38:03,948 ULTIMATELY THEY FAILED TWICE. 1019 00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:06,384 THE FIRST TIME IS THEY TREAT 1020 00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:07,718 PREJUDICE AS A FORM OF LANGUAGE 1021 00:38:07,785 --> 00:38:09,353 OR ETIQUETTE AND WE ALL KNOW 1022 00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:10,855 THAT IS NOT WHAT PREJUDICE IS 1023 00:38:10,921 --> 00:38:11,722 REALLY ABOUT, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU 1024 00:38:11,789 --> 00:38:16,260 FIX IT. 1025 00:38:16,327 --> 00:38:18,896 THE SECOND -- HAS WRITTEN 1026 00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:21,265 ABOUT THIS, LANGUAGE COS UP. 1027 00:38:21,332 --> 00:38:22,400 THOSE ORGANIZATIONS LOOKED 1028 00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:23,668 STUPID TWICE, THEY ARE CLUELESS 1029 00:38:23,734 --> 00:38:25,403 WHEN THE ISSUE THE THINGS. 1030 00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:26,671 THE ONE THING I WOULD SAY THOUGH 1031 00:38:26,737 --> 00:38:29,607 IS IT'S EASY TO GET THAT PINATA 1032 00:38:29,674 --> 00:38:31,275 OF SINCERITY AND WHACK AT IT AND 1033 00:38:31,342 --> 00:38:33,377 SAY THE LANGUAGE POLICE PON 1034 00:38:33,444 --> 00:38:33,978 US. 1035 00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:34,645 LOCAL LEFT IS TRYING TO 1036 00:38:34,712 --> 00:38:38,549 CHANGE -- THE TS A LOT OF 1037 00:38:38,616 --> 00:38:39,784 THESE ORGANIZATIONS, I'VE BEEN 1038 00:38:39,850 --> 00:38:40,451 INSIDE OF A BIG COMPANY. 1039 00:38:40,518 --> 00:38:41,886 BIG COMPANIES DON'T NEED TO 1040 00:38:41,952 --> 00:38:43,387 COLLUDE TO B DUMB, THEY CAN BE 1041 00:38:43,454 --> 00:38:45,556 DUMB ALL BY THEMSELVES. 1042 00:38:45,623 --> 00:38:45,823 [LAUGHTER] 1043 00:38:45,890 --> 00:38:48,759 [APPLAUSE] 1044 00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:49,427 THESE INDIVIDUAL COMPANIES ARE 1045 00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:55,132 PUTTING UP LANGUAGE LIKE ONLYG S 1046 00:38:55,199 --> 00:38:55,966 KNOW HOW TO WASTE THAT MUCH TIME 1047 00:38:56,033 --> 00:38:58,102 AND MONEY. 1048 00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:00,104 I DON'T THINK THERE IS A VAST 1049 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:02,006 CONSPIRACY ON THE LEFT. 1050 00:39:02,073 --> 00:39:03,207 I THINK PEOPLE ARE TRYING 1051 00:39:03,274 --> 00:39:04,175 THROUGH THEIR GENERAL COUNCILS 1052 00:39:04,241 --> 00:39:05,609 AND OTHERS TO PREVENT BAD THINGS 1053 00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:07,445 FROM HAPPENING AND OF CO IT 1054 00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:07,845 LOOKS RIDICULOUS. 1055 00:39:07,912 --> 00:39:13,117 [APPLAUSE] 1056 00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,919 >> ALL OF THAT IS TRUE, A LOT OF 1057 00:39:14,985 --> 00:39:16,754 WHAT THOSE PEOPLE ARE DOING 1058 00:39:16,821 --> 00:39:17,254 INVOLVES NOT KNOWING HOW 1059 00:39:17,321 --> 00:39:20,958 LANGUAGE WORKS. 1060 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:21,459 CHAIRPERSON RATHER THAN 1061 00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:23,561 CHAIRMAN -- YES. 1062 00:39:23,627 --> 00:39:26,030 SEEING A HERO INSTEAD OF HEROIN, 1063 00:39:26,097 --> 00:39:26,831 FINE. 1064 00:39:26,897 --> 00:39:28,666 BECAUSE THINGS LIKE THAT CAN 1065 00:39:28,733 --> 00:39:29,900 ACTUALLY HELP TO SHAPE HOW 1066 00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:30,768 YOUNGER PEOPLE PERCEIVE THINGS. 1067 00:39:30,835 --> 00:39:31,902 WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT 1068 00:39:31,969 --> 00:39:33,304 A LOT OF THESE OTHER THINGS IT'S 1069 00:39:33,370 --> 00:39:39,310 LIKE IF I SAY I'M GOING TO HEAD. 1070 00:39:39,376 --> 00:39:40,344 YOU'RE GOING TO HEAD OUT? 1071 00:39:40,411 --> 00:39:41,178 WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT THE 1072 00:39:41,245 --> 00:39:44,749 HEAD, WHAT IT IS TO HAVE TO HEAD 1073 00:39:44,815 --> 00:39:46,350 TO? 1074 00:39:46,417 --> 00:39:47,585 THINK ABOUT THAT SUCKS -- WHAT 1075 00:39:47,651 --> 00:39:50,454 DOES IT MEAN? 1076 00:39:50,521 --> 00:39:53,758 AND WE'VE GOTTEN WAY PAST THAT. 1077 00:39:53,824 --> 00:39:55,493 WITH THESE PEOPLE THE IDEA IS 1078 00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:56,961 EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS TRIGGERING 1079 00:39:57,027 --> 00:39:59,563 BECAUSE IT MIGHT REMIND YOU OF 1080 00:39:59,630 --> 00:40:00,131 SOMETHING ELSE. 1081 00:40:00,197 --> 00:40:01,332 IF SOMEBODY SAYS I'M GOING TO 1082 00:40:01,398 --> 00:40:03,167 SHOOT THE MOON AND SOMEONE 1083 00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:06,670 THAT REMINDS ME OF SHOOTING A 1084 00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:06,837 GUN. 1085 00:40:06,904 --> 00:40:08,105 KNOW WHAT DOESN'T -- A LOT OF IT 1086 00:40:08,172 --> 00:40:08,472 IS PERFORMATIVE. 1087 00:40:08,539 --> 00:40:10,207 WHAT ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE DOING 1088 00:40:10,274 --> 00:40:12,309 IS NOT SAYING I'MURT THEY ARE 1089 00:40:12,376 --> 00:40:14,578 SAYING "HURT." 1090 00:40:14,645 --> 00:40:17,782 I'M GOING TO SAY VERY QUICKLY, 1091 00:40:17,848 --> 00:40:18,382 THAT'S NOT WHAT CIVIL RIGHTS 1092 00:40:18,449 --> 00:40:19,083 EVER WAS, MARTIN LUTHER KING 1093 00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:20,117 WASN'T TELLING US TO CHANGE 1094 00:40:20,184 --> 00:40:21,385 WORDS HE WAS TRYING TO TELL US 1095 00:40:21,452 --> 00:40:24,555 TO CHANGE THE WORLD. 1096 00:40:24,622 --> 00:40:26,791 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1097 00:40:26,857 --> 00:40:28,492 >> I THINK THERE'S ANOTHER 1098 00:40:28,559 --> 00:40:29,426 FUNCTION TOO WHICH IS ARE 1099 00:40:29,493 --> 00:40:34,198 SIGNALING STUFF TO EACH OTHER. 1100 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,300 ONE OF THE EXAMPLES IN THAT 1101 00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:37,935 ATLANTIC STORY WAS THE 1102 00:40:38,002 --> 00:40:38,669 SIERRA CLUB UP. 1103 00:40:38,736 --> 00:40:42,006 HIM WHO WAS AT THE SIERRA CLUB 1104 00:40:42,072 --> 00:40:43,741 BEING ICED BY THESE GUYS -- THEY 1105 00:40:43,808 --> 00:40:45,009 ARE SAYING I HEAR YOU, I AGREE 1106 00:40:45,075 --> 00:40:47,444 WITH YOU, LET'S USE THIS 1107 00:40:47,511 --> 00:40:48,946 LANGUAGE. 1108 00:40:49,013 --> 00:40:49,814 D THING FOR THESE 1109 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:50,781 ORGANIZATIONS, THE RIGHT HAS 1110 00:40:50,848 --> 00:40:53,584 ALWAYS BEEN WAY BETTER AT THIS. 1111 00:40:53,651 --> 00:40:54,518 THEY ARE JUST BETTER AT FIGURING 1112 00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:57,021 OUT WHAT WORDS WORKED. 1113 00:40:57,087 --> 00:41:00,224 THE OBVIOUS EXAMPLE IS PRO LIFE. 1114 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:04,061 THAT'S NOT A THING PEOPLE 1115 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:04,295 WERE -- 1116 00:41:04,361 --> 00:41:05,796 >> Bill: OR THE DEATH TAX, 1117 00:41:05,863 --> 00:41:07,298 USED TO B CALLED THE ESTATE 1118 00:41:07,364 --> 00:41:09,567 TAX, THAN IT WAS THE DEATH TAX, 1119 00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:12,636 TAXING DEATH. 1120 00:41:12,703 --> 00:41:16,707 [LAUGHTER] 1121 00:41:16,774 --> 00:41:18,275 AND AGAIN, IT'S NOT ORGANIC, 1122 00:41:18,342 --> 00:41:21,779 THERE ARE ORGANIC CHANGES, YOU 1123 00:41:21,846 --> 00:41:23,113 ARE THE PERFECT PERSON TO ANSWER 1124 00:41:23,180 --> 00:41:23,681 THIS THAT I'VE SEEN IN MY 1125 00:41:23,747 --> 00:41:29,920 LIFETIME WAS THE WORD LIKE. 1126 00:41:29,987 --> 00:41:30,487 WEED ORGANICALLY AS A 1127 00:41:30,554 --> 00:41:32,990 SOCIETY, WE DON'T SAY HE SAID 1128 00:41:33,057 --> 00:41:34,358 ANYMORE. 1129 00:41:34,425 --> 00:41:36,527 THEY WERE LIKE HE WAS LIKE WHEN 1130 00:41:36,594 --> 00:41:38,095 I FIRST HEARD IT I OBJECTED, 1131 00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:39,430 THIS IS VALLEY GIRL TALK, WHY 1132 00:41:39,496 --> 00:41:41,365 ARE WE TRYING TO BE VALLEY 1133 00:41:41,432 --> 00:41:41,565 GIRLS? 1134 00:41:41,632 --> 00:41:44,134 WHEN IT'S ORGANIC WE CAN'T FIGHT 1135 00:41:44,201 --> 00:41:44,335 IT. 1136 00:41:44,401 --> 00:41:45,769 IT SOUNDS MORE IMMEDIATE TO 1137 00:41:45,836 --> 00:41:49,807 PEOPLE THA "I SAID" I WAS LIKE, 1138 00:41:49,874 --> 00:41:52,376 THEN YOU PUT IT IN THE PRESENT 1139 00:41:52,443 --> 00:41:54,612 TENSE. 1140 00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:55,412 >> 1979 AND IT TAKES OVER THE 1141 00:41:55,479 --> 00:41:56,013 WORLD AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU 1142 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,282 COULD DO ABOUT IT, NOW PEOPLE 1143 00:41:58,349 --> 00:41:59,650 PUSHING 60 WHO USE IT THAT WAY 1144 00:41:59,717 --> 00:42:01,685 AND IT WAS JUST THERE. 1145 00:42:01,752 --> 00:42:04,955 THE QUESTION ALWAYS IS TO LOOK 1146 00:42:05,022 --> 00:42:07,124 AT HOW WORDS CAN SHAPE THOUGHT 1147 00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:09,126 AND COME UP WITH 300 WHO ARE 1148 00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:11,629 GOING TO SHAPE THOUGHT, LEADS TO 1149 00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:12,563 A QUESTION. 1150 00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:15,165 IF WE COULD GO BACK IN THE DAY 1151 00:42:15,232 --> 00:42:17,334 AND TO DEAL WITH WEB DEVOID SORT 1152 00:42:17,401 --> 00:42:20,804 LORRAINE HAN AND WE TOLD 1153 00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:21,605 THEM YOU NEED TO BE CONCERNED 1154 00:42:21,672 --> 00:42:25,009 WITH HOW PEOPLE USE WORDS. 1155 00:42:25,075 --> 00:42:26,911 WITH FEWER PEOPLE BE POOR TODAY, 1156 00:42:26,977 --> 00:42:28,579 WOULD POLICE BE NICER IF THEY 1157 00:42:28,646 --> 00:42:30,981 VE BEEN WALKING AROUND TELLING 1158 00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:31,615 PEOPLE WHAT WORDS TO USE? 1159 00:42:31,682 --> 00:42:33,217 THE ANSWER IS CLEARLY NO ONE 1160 00:42:33,284 --> 00:42:36,387 THAT ANSWER APPLIES DIRECTLY 1161 00:42:36,453 --> 00:42:36,954 TODAY, THESE WERE DIRECTIVES 1162 00:42:37,021 --> 00:42:40,457 MUST STOP. 1163 00:42:40,524 --> 00:42:44,228 >> Bill: ONE FINAL ISSUE, WE 1164 00:42:44,295 --> 00:42:44,995 FINALLY HAVE A WHISTLE-BLOWER IN 1165 00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:51,168 THE WORLD TIKTOK. 1166 00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:54,505 WE SAW THEM IN INSTAGRAM AND 1167 00:42:54,571 --> 00:42:56,507 TWITTER, FACEBOOK, A FORMER 1168 00:42:56,573 --> 00:42:57,541 EMPLOYEE CAME FORWARD, 1169 00:42:57,608 --> 00:42:59,143 RESPONSIBLE HE SAID, THE MANAGER 1170 00:42:59,209 --> 00:43:01,011 IS THERE HE WORKED ON THE 1171 00:43:01,078 --> 00:43:03,213 INSIDE, RESPONSIBLE FOR INTERNAL 1172 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:03,948 D, HE SAID THEY WERE 1173 00:43:04,014 --> 00:43:06,383 INTENTIONALLY LYING TO THE U.S. 1174 00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:07,952 GOVERNMENT. 1175 00:43:08,018 --> 00:43:13,090 HE SAYS WHAT'S GOING ON -- THIS 1176 00:43:13,157 --> 00:43:15,326 IS, HE SAYS SENSORY RUSH, THIS 1177 00:43:15,392 --> 00:43:17,561 SOUNDS LIKE STUFF WE HEARD ABOUT 1178 00:43:17,628 --> 00:43:18,562 AGRAM -- THE ALGORITHM 1179 00:43:18,629 --> 00:43:20,264 PUSHES THE MOST OF VIRAL CONTENT 1180 00:43:20,331 --> 00:43:22,366 DIRECTLY TO THE USER DELIVERING 1181 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:25,536 ENDORPHIN HIT AFTER ENDORPHIN 1182 00:43:25,602 --> 00:43:25,803 HIT. 1183 00:43:25,869 --> 00:43:27,805 I GUESS THIS I WHY PEOPLE WANT 1184 00:43:27,871 --> 00:43:31,508 TO BAN TIKTOK OR AT LEAST 1185 00:43:31,575 --> 00:43:33,143 RESTRICTED IN THE WAY WE HAVE 1186 00:43:33,210 --> 00:43:33,677 NEVER RESTRICTED THE MEDIA 1187 00:43:33,744 --> 00:43:36,413 COMPANY BEFORE. 1188 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,382 I CAN'T REALLY ANSWER THIS 1189 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:39,049 ADEQUATELY BECAUSE I HAVE TIKTOK 1190 00:43:39,116 --> 00:43:42,519 BUT I NEVER ONCE LIKED ANYTHING. 1191 00:43:42,586 --> 00:43:44,521 THE ONLY THING THAT EVER COMES 1192 00:43:44,588 --> 00:43:49,093 UP OUR DOGS DOING MISCHIEVOUS 1193 00:43:49,159 --> 00:43:49,793 THINGS. 1194 00:43:49,860 --> 00:43:51,028 IT MUST BE FRUSTRATING FOR THEIR 1195 00:43:51,095 --> 00:43:52,663 ALGORITHM BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE 1196 00:43:52,730 --> 00:43:52,997 THEM ANYTHING. 1197 00:43:53,063 --> 00:43:57,134 SOMEHOW THEY GOT HIT I DO 1198 00:43:57,201 --> 00:43:57,735 LIKE WATCHING DOGS DOING 1199 00:43:57,801 --> 00:43:59,436 MISCHIEVOUS THINGS, HOW DO THEY 1200 00:43:59,503 --> 00:44:01,271 KNOW THAT WITHOUT ME DOING 1201 00:44:01,338 --> 00:44:01,605 ANYTHING EVER? 1202 00:44:01,672 --> 00:44:04,308 >> IT'S A REALLY GOOD ALGORITHM. 1203 00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:04,808 [LAUGHTER] 1204 00:44:04,875 --> 00:44:05,909 IT J IS. 1205 00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:09,546 >> Bill: THAT'S SCARY. 1206 00:44:09,613 --> 00:44:11,782 >> YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW IT'S 1207 00:44:11,849 --> 00:44:12,583 SCARY? 1208 00:44:12,649 --> 00:44:13,617 THE PEOPLE I KNOW IT INSTAGRAM 1209 00:44:13,684 --> 00:44:15,119 AND GOOGLE ARE LIKE IT'S OVER 1210 00:44:15,185 --> 00:44:16,520 THE GOOD AHM, THEY ARE 1211 00:44:16,587 --> 00:44:18,288 FREAKED OUT BY HOW GOOD IT IS. 1212 00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:20,124 >> Bill: IS IT DANGEROUS? 1213 00:44:20,190 --> 00:44:23,160 >> WHAT'S DANGEROUS, COMING OUT 1214 00:44:23,227 --> 00:44:24,661 WITH THI WHISTLE-BLOWER, TIKTOK 1215 00:44:24,728 --> 00:44:26,997 IS A CHINESE OWNED COMPANY. 1216 00:44:27,064 --> 00:44:28,232 ON THE ONE HAND WE ARE ALWAYS 1217 00:44:28,298 --> 00:44:29,800 GOING TO KEEP AMERICANS DATA 1218 00:44:29,867 --> 00:44:30,467 AWAY FROM THE CHINESE 1219 00:44:30,534 --> 00:44:31,535 GOVERNMENT'S WHAT WE ARE 1220 00:44:31,602 --> 00:44:33,504 GOING TO DO AND WITH A 1221 00:44:33,570 --> 00:44:34,138 WHISTLE-BLOWER SAID WAS THAT'S 1222 00:44:34,204 --> 00:44:36,774 NOT HAPPENING. 1223 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:37,141 >> Bill: WRITES. 1224 00:44:37,207 --> 00:44:39,043 >> I CAN SEE ON ONE HAND HOW 1225 00:44:39,109 --> 00:44:43,113 THERE ARE PEOPLE IN SECURITY 1226 00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:44,782 PROGRAMS SAYING MAYBE WE CAN GET 1227 00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:47,051 TO WHERE WE CAN SEQUESTER THAT 1228 00:44:47,117 --> 00:44:48,385 DATA, THAT IS A MINOR ISSUE 1229 00:44:48,452 --> 00:44:49,520 COMPARED TO OWNERSHIP. 1230 00:44:49,586 --> 00:44:51,255 TIKTOK IS OWNED BY A COMPANY 1231 00:44:51,321 --> 00:44:53,023 CALLED BITE DANCE AND THE 1232 00:44:53,090 --> 00:44:55,025 CHINESE GOVERNMENT HAS SPECIAL 1233 00:44:55,092 --> 00:44:59,797 MANAGEMENT SHARES, THEY OWN 80% 1234 00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:01,498 OF BITE DANCE, THREE MEMBERS OF 1235 00:45:01,565 --> 00:45:04,935 ITS BOARD -- ONE OF WHOM IS A 1236 00:45:05,002 --> 00:45:06,036 CHINESE COMMUNIST -- THIS IS NOT 1237 00:45:06,103 --> 00:45:07,137 SOMETHING THEY'RE TRYING TO 1238 00:45:07,204 --> 00:45:07,838 COVER-UP. 1239 00:45:07,905 --> 00:45:09,273 THEY ARE OPEN ABOUT IT. 1240 00:45:09,339 --> 00:45:11,075 >> I'M SURPRISE IS NOT ALL 1241 00:45:11,141 --> 00:45:11,275 THREE. 1242 00:45:11,341 --> 00:45:16,780 >> IT'S ONLY ONE FOR NOW. 1243 00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:18,282 WE KNOW THINGS -- WHAT THEY LOVE 1244 00:45:18,348 --> 00:45:20,451 IS TO USE TECHNOLOGY TO AFFECT 1245 00:45:20,517 --> 00:45:22,619 SOCIAL CONTROL WITH A BIG PIECE 1246 00:45:22,686 --> 00:45:24,655 OF IDEOLOGY ACROSS HUNDRED OF 1247 00:45:24,721 --> 00:45:25,089 MI OF PEOPLE. 1248 00:45:25,155 --> 00:45:26,123 >> Bill: I HAVE NO DOUBT THEY 1249 00:45:26,190 --> 00:45:29,726 ARE DOING THAT, MY QUESTION ISTN 1250 00:45:29,793 --> 00:45:31,929 AMERICANS USING THIS. 1251 00:45:31,995 --> 00:45:33,330 WHAT PRACTICALLY DID THEY GET 1252 00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:34,598 FROM KNOWING HOW WE DANCE,T 1253 00:45:34,665 --> 00:45:38,635 WE LIKE TO DANCE TO, BUYING WHAT 1254 00:45:38,702 --> 00:45:40,037 WE ARE EATING, THAT KIND OF 1255 00:45:40,104 --> 00:45:43,774 STUFF AND DON'T THEY KNOW WHAT'S 1256 00:45:43,841 --> 00:45:44,041 ALREADY? 1257 00:45:44,108 --> 00:45:46,143 DON'T THEY KNOW OF THE AMERICAN 1258 00:45:46,210 --> 00:45:46,510 PEOPLE ARE? 1259 00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:50,080 WE ARE NOT A BIG SECRET. 1260 00:45:50,147 --> 00:45:55,652 WEOT A DEEP PPLE. 1261 00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:56,987 MAYBE I'M WRONG, MEDICAL 1262 00:45:57,054 --> 00:45:57,588 INFORMATION I'M SURE THEY CAN 1263 00:45:57,654 --> 00:46:01,158 GET EVERYTHING. 1264 00:46:01,225 --> 00:46:01,959 THEY KNOW WE ARE UNHEALTHY. 1265 00:46:02,025 --> 00:46:03,494 >> I HAVE A TEENAGE DAUGHTER, I 1266 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:07,364 FEEL ON THE ONE HAND I KNOW ALL. 1267 00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:09,099 IF THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT WOULD 1268 00:46:09,166 --> 00:46:11,401 LIKE TO INFLUENCE THE WAY MY 1269 00:46:11,468 --> 00:46:12,402 TEENAGE DAUGHTER THINKS ABOUT 1270 00:46:12,469 --> 00:46:18,542 DEMOCRACY, GOOD LUCK CHINA! 1271 00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:20,544 CALL ME WHEN YOU AREONE, LET 1272 00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:22,513 ME KNOW HOW IT WENT. 1273 00:46:22,579 --> 00:46:23,180 [LAUGHTER] 1274 00:46:23,247 --> 00:46:23,947 THE PIVOT THAT PLATFORM HAS TO 1275 00:46:24,014 --> 00:46:25,849 MAKE I'M WH YOU TOO, WHAT ARE 1276 00:46:25,916 --> 00:46:30,454 THEY DOING WITHS? 1277 00:46:30,521 --> 00:46:31,488 >> WISEST CONVERSATION NOT ONLY 1278 00:46:31,555 --> 00:46:33,624 ABOUT TIKTOK COME OUT WHY ARE WE 1279 00:46:33,690 --> 00:46:35,192 NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE OTHER WAYS 1280 00:46:35,259 --> 00:46:38,495 THEY COULD BE DOING THIS?ISN'T T 1281 00:46:38,562 --> 00:46:39,363 THING BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT TEENAGE 1282 00:46:39,429 --> 00:46:42,866 GIRLS DANCI AND IT'S A TOY? 1283 00:46:42,933 --> 00:46:43,500 WIFEIKTOK IN PARTICULAR? 1284 00:46:43,567 --> 00:46:44,601 >> Bill: BECAUSE IT'S MORE 1285 00:46:44,668 --> 00:46:46,069 SUCCESSFUL, IT'S KILLING ALL THE 1286 00:46:46,136 --> 00:46:48,705 OTHER PLATFORMS AND THE OTHERAT. 1287 00:46:48,772 --> 00:46:51,408 INSTAGRAM USED TO BE PICTURES OF 1288 00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:52,676 YOUR LUNCH AND HOT CHICKS AND 1289 00:46:52,743 --> 00:46:57,981 NOW IT'S THE SAME --Y PHONET 1290 00:46:58,048 --> 00:46:58,248 WAS. 1291 00:46:58,315 --> 00:47:00,884 WE GOT TO GO TO NEW RULES. 1292 00:47:00,951 --> 00:47:03,253 THANK YOU, EVERYBODY, NEW RULES. 1293 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,056 ♪ ♪ 1294 00:47:06,123 --> 00:47:07,724 OKAY! 1295 00:47:07,791 --> 00:47:09,326 NEW RULE, PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT 1296 00:47:09,393 --> 00:47:10,527 NEVER GETS OLD HAVE TO ADMIT 1297 00:47:10,594 --> 00:47:12,963 THAT'S GETTING PRETTY OLD. 1298 00:47:13,030 --> 00:47:13,463 [LAUGHTER] 1299 00:47:13,530 --> 00:47:14,398 STOP DOING IT. 1300 00:47:14,464 --> 00:47:16,934 WITH ONE EXCEP 1301 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,168 WHEN TRUMP BRAGS ABOUT CROWD 1302 00:47:18,235 --> 00:47:20,037 SIZE LIKE THIS WEEK WHEN HE 1303 00:47:20,103 --> 00:47:22,206 POSTED CPAC WAS PACKED FOR MY 1304 00:47:22,272 --> 00:47:23,140 SPEECH YOU COULDN' GET IN THE 1305 00:47:23,207 --> 00:47:24,541 BUILDING, THEN WE SEE THE 1306 00:47:24,608 --> 00:47:28,245 PICTURES OF A SEA OF EMPTY 1307 00:47:28,312 --> 00:47:36,520 SEATS, THAT NEVER GETS OLD. 1308 00:47:36,587 --> 00:47:38,789 NEW RULE, SOMEONE HAS TO TELL 1309 00:47:38,855 --> 00:47:40,157 THESE CAPTUR EL SALVADOR IN 1310 00:47:40,224 --> 00:47:40,757 GANG MEMBERS WHO CAN'T FIGURE 1311 00:47:40,824 --> 00:47:41,959 OUT WHY THEY ARE ALWAYS SO 1312 00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:46,096 EAOUNDED UP AND IMPRISONED 1313 00:47:46,163 --> 00:47:47,164 IMPRISONED, MAYBE HAS SOMETHING 1314 00:47:47,231 --> 00:47:49,800 DO WITH TATTOOS. 1315 00:47:49,866 --> 00:47:54,504 [LAUGHTER] 1316 00:47:54,571 --> 00:47:54,771 [LAUGHTER] 1317 00:47:54,838 --> 00:47:57,241 >> Bill: THEY CAN'T ALL BE 1318 00:47:57,307 --> 00:47:58,909 GEMS. 1319 00:47:58,976 --> 00:48:01,745 NOW THAT THE GEN Z TREND OF 1320 00:48:01,812 --> 00:48:02,746 QUIET QUITTING HAS EXPANDED TO 1321 00:48:02,813 --> 00:48:05,882 AN EVEN NEWER TREND CALLED BARE 1322 00:48:05,949 --> 00:48:08,385 MINIMUM MONDAYS, MAYBE YOU KIDS 1323 00:48:08,452 --> 00:48:09,953 SHOULD JUST HEAD ON HOME AND 1324 00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:12,556 CALL US WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE DOING 1325 00:48:12,623 --> 00:48:14,424 ANYTHING. 1326 00:48:14,491 --> 00:48:14,691 [LAUGHTER] 1327 00:48:14,758 --> 00:48:17,928 [APPLAUSE] 1328 00:48:17,995 --> 00:48:19,596 YOU DO KNOW I CAN'T EVEN IS JUST 1329 00:48:19,663 --> 00:48:24,101 A SAYING RIGHT? 1330 00:48:24,167 --> 00:48:25,569 IF YOU THINK YOUR ANXIETY IS 1331 00:48:25,636 --> 00:48:30,374 THROUGH THE ROOF NOW, WAIT UNTIL 1332 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,442 YOU GET A LOAD OF FUCK YOU, 1333 00:48:32,509 --> 00:48:33,310 [LAUGHTER]ED FRIDAYS. 1334 00:48:33,377 --> 00:48:36,847 [APPLAUSE] 1335 00:48:36,913 --> 00:48:38,882 NEW RULE, I DON'T NEED TO READ 1336 00:48:38,949 --> 00:48:41,885 ANY MORE NEWS ARTICLES ABOUT 1337 00:48:41,952 --> 00:48:45,255 JEOPARDY. 1338 00:48:45,322 --> 00:48:46,256 HERE'S A JEOPARDY ANSWER FOR 1339 00:48:46,323 --> 00:48:50,327 YOU -- ZER 1340 00:48:50,394 --> 00:48:50,661 THE QUESTION? 1341 00:48:50,727 --> 00:48:55,265 WHAT IS HOW MANY FUCKS I GIVE 1342 00:48:55,332 --> 00:48:58,035 ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING AT 1343 00:48:58,101 --> 00:48:58,702 JEOPARDY? 1344 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:01,872 [APPLAUSE] 1345 00:49:01,938 --> 00:49:03,307 NEW RULE, SOMEONE HAS TO MARK 1346 00:49:03,373 --> 00:49:06,043 THE AMOUNT OF TIME BETWEEN WHEN 1347 00:49:06,109 --> 00:49:10,280 THIS GUY TOLD THE CONSERVATIVE 1348 00:49:10,347 --> 00:49:11,548 AUDIENCE AT THE CPAC CONVENTION 1349 00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:13,817 THAT TRANSGENDER IS HIM MUST BE 1350 00:49:13,884 --> 00:49:15,252 ERADICATED ENTIRELY AND WHEN WE 1351 00:49:15,319 --> 00:49:16,386 FIND HIM IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM 1352 00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:21,058 SUCKINGICK. 1353 00:49:21,124 --> 00:49:23,527 [LAUGHTER] 1354 00:49:23,593 --> 00:49:24,394 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1355 00:49:24,461 --> 00:49:25,462 WHEN YOU WANT TO CHANGE HER NAME 1356 00:49:25,529 --> 00:49:27,431 FROM MIKE TIMONEY TO COME OUT 1357 00:49:27,497 --> 00:49:29,700 WE'LL STILL LOVE YOU. 1358 00:49:29,766 --> 00:49:31,935 AND IT WON'T BE THE END OF YOUR 1359 00:49:32,002 --> 00:49:33,503 SPEAKIEER EITHER, AT CPAC 1360 00:49:33,570 --> 00:49:36,573 YES BUT THEY ARE GOING TO LOVE 1361 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,142 YOU AT NEXT YEAR'S DEMOCRATIC 1362 00:49:39,209 --> 00:49:41,545 NATIONAL CONVENTION. 1363 00:49:41,611 --> 00:49:44,047 [LAUGHTER] 1364 00:49:44,114 --> 00:49:45,182 [CERS AND APPLAUSE] 1365 00:49:45,248 --> 00:49:46,483 FINALLY NEW RULE: IN HONOR 1366 00:49:46,550 --> 00:49:47,050 OF THE ACADEMY AWARDS SHOW I 1367 00:49:47,117 --> 00:49:48,685 WOULD LIKE TO COMMEMORATE TO THE 1368 00:49:48,752 --> 00:49:51,888 MOMENT 50 YEARS AGO THAT 1369 00:49:51,955 --> 00:49:53,290 TRANSFORMED THE OSCARS TELECAST 1370 00:49:53,357 --> 00:49:54,925 INTO WHAT IT IS TODAY. 1371 00:49:54,991 --> 00:49:56,493 A FOUR HOUR LECTURE ON HOW BAD 1372 00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:57,194 MOSTE HAVE IT BY THE 1373 00:49:57,260 --> 00:50:03,300 PEOPLE WHO HAVE IT THE BEST. 1374 00:50:03,367 --> 00:50:05,802 [LAUGHTER] 1375 00:50:05,869 --> 00:50:07,003 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1376 00:50:07,070 --> 00:50:10,140 50 YEARS AGO, AN ACTIVIST FOR 1377 00:50:10,207 --> 00:50:11,775 NATIVE AMERICAN CAUSES NAMED 1378 00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:13,543 LITTLE FEATHER WAS THE FIRST 1379 00:50:13,610 --> 00:50:14,778 PERSON IN OSCARS HISTORY TO WALK 1380 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,813 ON THAT STAGE AND SAY I KNOW 1381 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,248 THIS AWARD IS FOR ACTING BUT I'M 1382 00:50:18,315 --> 00:50:20,117 GOING TO BORE YOU WITH MY 1383 00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:22,486 POLITICS ANYWAY. 1384 00:50:22,552 --> 00:50:24,421 [LAUGHTER] 1385 00:50:24,488 --> 00:50:26,022 1973 WAS THE YEAR MARLON BRANDO 1386 00:50:26,089 --> 00:50:30,594 WON BEST ACTOR FOR THE GODFATHE 1387 00:50:30,660 --> 00:50:31,728 GODFATHER. 1388 00:50:31,795 --> 00:50:37,100 A LITTLE LATE -- GO [LAUGHTER] 1389 00:50:37,167 --> 00:50:38,201 OF ACCEPTING THE AWARD HIMSELF 1390 00:50:38,268 --> 00:50:41,972 HE CENTER ON STAG VOICE WHAT 1391 00:50:42,038 --> 00:50:43,540 TRULY IS AN IMPORTANT CAUSE. 1392 00:50:43,607 --> 00:50:45,041 FOR YOU YOUNG PEOPLE WATCHING, 1393 00:50:45,108 --> 00:50:48,378 MARLON BRANDO WAS AN ACTOR. 1394 00:50:48,445 --> 00:50:54,451 [LAUGHTER] 1395 00:50:54,518 --> 00:50:55,051 NATIVE AMERICANS WERE THE FIRST 1396 00:50:55,118 --> 00:50:59,389 PEOPLE HERE. 1397 00:50:59,456 --> 00:51:02,492 [CHEERS AND APPLAU 1398 00:51:02,559 --> 00:51:06,830 AND THE GODFATHER WAS A LONG 1399 00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:11,768 TIKTOK FEATURING HORSE HEAD 1400 00:51:11,835 --> 00:51:15,906 BED CHALLENGE. 1401 00:51:15,972 --> 00:51:16,206 [LAUGHTER] 1402 00:51:16,273 --> 00:51:20,377 [APPLAUSE] 1403 00:51:20,444 --> 00:51:21,044 NOW A LITTLE CONTEXT, MARLON 1404 00:51:21,111 --> 00:51:23,447 BRANDO HAD JUST MADE ONE OF THE 1405 00:51:23,513 --> 00:51:25,115 ALL-TIME GREAT COMEBACKS BY 1406 00:51:25,182 --> 00:51:26,249 PLAYING THE GODFATHER AND ANYONE 1407 00:51:26,316 --> 00:51:28,185 ELSE WOULD'VE EAGERLY SHOWED UP 1408 00:51:28,251 --> 00:51:29,886 TO THE CEREMONY BUT HE CHOSE TO 1409 00:51:29,953 --> 00:51:32,289 STAY HOME FOR TWO REASONS. 1410 00:51:32,355 --> 00:51:33,523 TO DRAW ATTENTION TO 1411 00:51:33,590 --> 00:51:34,958 NATIVE AMERICAN RIGHTS, 1412 00:51:35,025 --> 00:51:36,359 BECAUSE LIKE AT THIS YEARS OSCAR 1413 00:51:36,426 --> 00:51:36,993 FAVORITE THE WHALE HE WAS STUCK 1414 00:51:37,060 --> 00:51:42,399 IN HIS CHAIR. 1415 00:51:42,466 --> 00:51:45,135 [LAUGHTER] 1416 00:51:45,202 --> 00:51:46,136 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1417 00:51:46,203 --> 00:51:47,671 IT WAS HOW MISS LITTLE FEATHER 1418 00:51:47,737 --> 00:51:48,338 S GREETED BY THE HOLLYWOOD 1419 00:51:48,405 --> 00:51:51,942 CROWD THAT NIGHT THAT INTERESTS 1420 00:51:52,008 --> 00:51:52,943 ME. 1421 00:51:53,009 --> 00:51:54,744 THE PICTURE OF LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD 1422 00:51:54,811 --> 00:51:57,514 ON THAT NIGHT MAY SURPRISE YOU. 1423 00:51:57,581 --> 00:51:58,181 HERE'S HOW "THE NEW YORK TIMES" 1424 00:51:58,248 --> 00:52:00,851 DESCRIBED IT IN HER OBITUARY 1425 00:52:00,917 --> 00:52:05,288 FROM LAST OCTOBER, SHE ENDURED A 1426 00:52:05,355 --> 00:52:08,291 CHORUS OF BOOS, DRAWING JEERS ON 1427 00:52:08,358 --> 00:52:11,595 STAGE, SHE SAID SOME AUDIENCE 1428 00:52:11,661 --> 00:52:12,629 MEMBERS DID THE TOMAHAWK CHOP. 1429 00:52:12,696 --> 00:52:14,531 A PRODUCER FOR THE OSCARS TOLD 1430 00:52:14,598 --> 00:52:16,500 HER SHE WOULD BE ARRESTED IF HER 1431 00:52:16,566 --> 00:52:18,535 COMMENTS LASTED MORE THAN 60 1432 00:52:18,602 --> 00:52:19,302 SECONDS. 1433 00:52:19,369 --> 00:52:20,770 THE ACTOR JOHN WAYNE WAS 1434 00:52:20,837 --> 00:52:22,439 UNSETTLED THAT THEY SHOW 1435 00:52:22,506 --> 00:52:23,707 PRODUCER SAID SECURITY GUARDS 1436 00:52:23,773 --> 00:52:25,909 HAD TO RESTRM SO HE WOULD 1437 00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:27,911 NOT STORM THE STAGE. 1438 00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:29,746 THIS WAS BACK WHEN STORMING THE 1439 00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:35,752 STAGE WAS NOT ALLOWED TO. 1440 00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:39,556 [LAUGHTER] 1441 00:52:39,623 --> 00:52:42,325 [APPLAUSE] 1442 00:52:42,392 --> 00:52:44,694 OF THE ALSO SAID THAT SACHEEN 1443 00:52:44,761 --> 00:52:45,328 LITTLEFEATHER RECALLED WHEN SHE 1444 00:52:45,395 --> 00:52:46,563 WAS GIVING THE SPEECH SHE 1445 00:52:46,630 --> 00:52:48,064 FOCUSED IN ON THE MOUTHS AND 1446 00:52:48,131 --> 00:52:49,332 JAW'S THAT WERE DROPPIN 1447 00:52:49,399 --> 00:52:50,200 THE AUDIENCE AND THERE WERE 1448 00:52:50,267 --> 00:52:52,702 QUITE A FEW. 1449 00:52:52,769 --> 00:52:55,071 COME ON -- IF SACHEEN 1450 00:52:55,138 --> 00:52:55,906 LITTLEFEATHER MADE THAT SAME 1451 00:52:55,972 --> 00:52:56,907 SPEECH AT THIS YEAR'S OSCARS 1452 00:52:56,973 --> 00:52:58,408 THERE WOULD BE CHEERS AND THERE 1453 00:52:58,475 --> 00:53:00,544 WOULD BE NO SHOCKED LOOKS ON 1454 00:53:00,610 --> 00:53:03,280 FACES AND THAT IS BECAUSE OF 1455 00:53:03,346 --> 00:53:05,782 PROGRESS. 1456 00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:11,588 [APPLAUSE] 1457 00:53:11,655 --> 00:53:15,725 AND ALSO BOTOX. 1458 00:53:15,792 --> 00:53:19,596 [LAUGHTER] 1459 00:53:19,663 --> 00:53:23,567 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1460 00:53:23,633 --> 00:53:24,868 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE PROGRESS 1461 00:53:24,935 --> 00:53:25,669 PART. 1462 00:53:25,735 --> 00:53:26,503 BECAUSE PEOPLE TODAY DON'T SEEM 1463 00:53:26,570 --> 00:53:29,472 TO HAVE A REALISTIC VIE HOW 1464 00:53:29,539 --> 00:53:30,040 PROGRESS WORKS. 1465 00:53:30,106 --> 00:53:32,309 FOR EXAMPLE DO YOU KNOW WHO 1466 00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:36,680 "TIME" MAGAZINE'S MAN OF THEAR ? 1467 00:53:36,746 --> 00:53:40,584 WHO CARES -- "TIME" MAGAZINE WAS 1468 00:53:40,650 --> 00:53:42,319 STILL CALLING THE AWARD 1469 00:53:42,385 --> 00:53:44,087 MAN OF THE YEAR, "TIME" MAGAZINE 1470 00:53:44,154 --> 00:53:45,388 ANOTHER PILLAR OF LIBERAL 1471 00:53:45,455 --> 00:53:46,056 ENLIGHTENMENT BUT IT ONLY 1472 00:53:46,122 --> 00:53:47,691 CHANGED THE NAME TOSON OF 1473 00:53:47,757 --> 00:53:51,127 EAR IN 1999. 1474 00:53:51,194 --> 00:53:54,064 IN THE BIBLE, NO ONE, NOT GOD, 1475 00:53:54,130 --> 00:53:57,500 NOT JESUS, CONSIDERS THE 1476 00:53:57,567 --> 00:53:58,368 POSSIBILITY THAT SLAVERY IS 1477 00:53:58,435 --> 00:53:58,768 WRONG. 1478 00:53:58,835 --> 00:54:01,004 THERE ARE LOTS OF RULES ABOUT IT 1479 00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:03,239 BUT NO ONE EVER SAYS "MAYBE WE 1480 00:54:03,306 --> 00:54:06,710 JUST SHOULDN'T DO IT AT ALL." 1481 00:54:06,776 --> 00:54:07,777 WANT TO?T AT ALL? 1482 00:54:07,844 --> 00:54:11,581 WHO WOULD SCHLEP THOSE GIANT 1483 00:54:11,648 --> 00:54:13,817 ROCKS WE NEED TO MAKE THAT 1484 00:54:13,883 --> 00:54:15,285 AWRELIGIOUS SHRINE WE ARE 1485 00:54:15,352 --> 00:54:15,652 MAKING? 1486 00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:17,520 THAT'S WHERE PEOPLE WERE, ALL 1487 00:54:17,587 --> 00:54:18,521 PEOPLE. 1488 00:54:18,588 --> 00:54:20,523 LOOKING BACK WE ALWAYS WISH OUR 1489 00:54:20,590 --> 00:54:22,459 FOREBEARS WOULD HAVE COME TO 1490 00:54:22,525 --> 00:54:23,259 PROGRESS SOONER. 1491 00:54:23,326 --> 00:54:24,961 RONALD RGAN WAS VERY LATE ON 1492 00:54:25,028 --> 00:54:27,964 DOING SOMETHING ABOUT AIDS. 1493 00:54:28,031 --> 00:54:30,133 FOR THE LIBERALS AREN'T ON TIME 1494 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,669 EITHER. 1495 00:54:32,736 --> 00:54:33,670 BARACK OBAMA WAS LATE ON 1496 00:54:33,737 --> 00:54:35,572 GAY MARRIAGE, JFK WAS LAID ON 1497 00:54:35,639 --> 00:54:36,740 CIVIL RIGHTS, BILL CLINTON WAS 1498 00:54:36,806 --> 00:54:39,576 LATE ON NOT HAVING THE INTERNS 1499 00:54:39,643 --> 00:54:46,850 LBLOW YOU. 1500 00:54:46,916 --> 00:54:47,117 [LAUGHTER] 1501 00:54:47,183 --> 00:54:47,384 [APPLAUSE] 1502 00:54:47,450 --> 00:54:49,386 I DON'T KNOW IF EVERYTHING 1503 00:54:49,452 --> 00:54:52,355 HAPPENS EVERYWHERE ALL AT O 1504 00:54:52,422 --> 00:54:55,225 [LAUGHTER] 1505 00:54:55,291 --> 00:54:59,462 [APPLAUSE] 1506 00:54:59,529 --> 00:55:01,364 BUT I KNOW THAT EVERYONE IS LATE 1507 00:55:01,431 --> 00:55:02,198 ON EVERYTHING BECAUSE THAT'S 1508 00:55:02,265 --> 00:55:04,701 WHAT IT IS TO BE HUMAN. 1509 00:55:04,768 --> 00:55:07,537 BIDEN IS CURRENTLY AS W SPEAK 1510 00:55:07,604 --> 00:55:11,641 LATE ON POT. 1511 00:55:11,708 --> 00:55:16,713 [APPLAUSE] 1512 00:55:16,780 --> 00:55:18,915 IT'S GOING TO LOOK BAD IN THE 1513 00:55:18,982 --> 00:55:19,149 FUTURE. 1514 00:55:19,215 --> 00:55:19,716 OF THE DIFFERENCES THE NEXT 1515 00:55:19,783 --> 00:55:23,586 DEMOCRAT WILL LEGALIZE POT. 1516 00:55:23,653 --> 00:55:25,021 [APPLAUSE] 1517 00:55:25,088 --> 00:55:26,489 THE LIBERALS ARE LATE LIKE ALL 1518 00:55:26,556 --> 00:55:27,924 PEOPLE ARE BUT THEY DO TEND TO 1519 00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:29,993 KEEP GOING UNTIL WE GET THERE. 1520 00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:31,728 I'M CONSTANTLY AMAZED WHENEVER 1521 00:55:31,795 --> 00:55:33,296 WE WATCH MOVIES FROM ONLY A 1522 00:55:33,363 --> 00:55:34,731 DECADE OR SO AGO AND THEY WERE 1523 00:55:34,798 --> 00:55:38,301 MADE IN A WAY THAT TODAY WOULD 1524 00:55:38,368 --> 00:55:41,037 GET YOU BURNED AT THE TWITTER 1525 00:55:41,104 --> 00:55:43,640 STAKE. 1526 00:55:43,707 --> 00:55:47,610 IT'S COMPLICATED FROM 2,000 NOT 1527 00:55:47,677 --> 00:55:49,879 MADE BY ONE OF MANY I COULD 1528 00:55:49,946 --> 00:55:51,715 CHOOSE WAS MADE BY WHO'S WHO OF 1529 00:55:51,781 --> 00:55:53,717 THE MOST BLUE RIBBON CERTIFIED 1530 00:55:53,783 --> 00:55:55,018 HOLLYWOOD LIBERALS, W 1531 00:55:55,085 --> 00:55:56,820 APPROVED AND DEMOCRATIC PARTY 1532 00:55:56,886 --> 00:55:57,420 CONTRIBUTING FROM THE STARS TO 1533 00:55:57,487 --> 00:55:59,689 THE PRODUCERS TO THE DIRECTOR, 1534 00:55:59,756 --> 00:56:01,858 BUT IT OCCURRED TO NONE OF THEM 1535 00:56:01,925 --> 00:56:02,926 TO HAVE ANY KIND OF MINORITY IN 1536 00:56:02,992 --> 00:56:04,728 THE CAST. 1537 00:56:04,794 --> 00:56:06,696 YOU WOULD NEED A DIVINING ROD TO 1538 00:56:06,763 --> 00:56:09,265 FIND A PERSON OF COLOR WITHIN 1539 00:56:09,332 --> 00:56:14,704 500 FEET OF THIS MOVIE SET. 1540 00:56:14,771 --> 00:56:16,239 [LAUGHTER] 1541 00:56:16,306 --> 00:56:18,308 IF THEY MADE IT TODAY, THEY 1542 00:56:18,374 --> 00:56:19,509 WOULD DO BETTER. 1543 00:56:19,576 --> 00:56:22,479 WHEN IT COMES TO SOCIAL JUSTICEF 1544 00:56:22,545 --> 00:56:24,314 THE SPEAR BUT EVEN THE SPIRIT 1545 00:56:24,380 --> 00:56:26,316 COMES UP SHORT A LOT. 1546 00:56:26,382 --> 00:56:28,985 THEY WERE DICKS TO AN INDIAN IN 1547 00:56:29,052 --> 00:56:30,520 1973 AND THEY WERE STILL BLIND 1548 00:56:30,587 --> 00:56:33,923 TO DIVERSITY IN 2009 BUT ALONG 1549 00:56:33,990 --> 00:56:36,326 THE WAY, HOLLYWOOD ALSO MOVED TO 1550 00:56:36,392 --> 00:56:37,494 THE COUNTRY FORWARD BY OPENING 1551 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:41,197 PEOPLE'S EYES TO RACISM AND 1552 00:56:41,264 --> 00:56:45,001 ANTI-SEMITISM, TO AIDS AND 1553 00:56:45,068 --> 00:56:47,070 INTERRACIAL COUPLES AND 1554 00:56:47,137 --> 00:56:50,273 DISABILITIES AND ENVIRONMENTAL 1555 00:56:50,340 --> 00:56:50,807 ISSUES. 1556 00:56:50,874 --> 00:56:54,277 ADDICTION AN LGBT RIGHTS, AND 1557 00:56:54,344 --> 00:56:56,312 THE PLIGHT OF THE AMERICAN 1558 00:56:56,379 --> 00:56:59,482 INDIAN. 1559 00:56:59,549 --> 00:57:00,316 THANK YOU, HOLLYWOOD. 1560 00:57:00,383 --> 00:57:04,954 HAVE FUN AT THE OSCARS. 1561 00:57:05,021 --> 00:57:07,056 I'LL BE AT MGM AND 1562 00:57:07,123 --> 00:57:08,658 WASHINGTON, D.C., AND CLEVELAND 1563 00:57:08,725 --> 00:57:13,897 MAY 20TH, I WANT TO THANK JOHN 1564 00:57:13,963 --> 00:57:14,497 McWHORTER, JOSH TYRANGIEL AND 1565 00:57:14,564 --> 00:57:17,534 DAVID BYRNE, GO WATCH OVER TIME 1566 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:21,404 ONONIGHT AT 11:30 OR CATCH 1567 00:57:21,471 --> 00:57:22,872 IT ON YOUTUBE. 1568 00:57:22,939 --> 00:57:25,608 THANK YOU, FOLKS. 1569 00:57:25,675 --> 00:57:28,211 ♪ ♪ 1570 00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:47,864 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1571 00:57:47,931 --> 00:57:48,932 ♪ ♪