1 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:11,778 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:15,849 START TCK. 3 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:48,748 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:48,748 --> 00:00:49,315 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 5 00:00:49,315 --> 00:00:51,418 Bill: THANK YOU, HOW ARE 6 00:00:51,418 --> 00:01:03,296 YOU A QU?STION 7 00:01:03,296 --> 00:01:05,899 I KNOW, EXCITING POLITICAL DAY. 8 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,233 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 9 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:09,302 PLEASE, WE HAVE SO MUCH TO GET 10 00:01:09,302 --> 00:01:11,738 TO. 11 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,207 I KNOW, I KNOW WHY YOU'RE 12 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:14,441 EXCITED. 13 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:18,878 MARCH CAME IN LIKE A LION AND 14 00:01:18,878 --> 00:01:24,484 WENT OUT WITH TRUMP ON THE LAM. 15 00:01:24,484 --> 00:01:24,984 THAT'S A FIRST IN AMERICAN 16 00:01:24,984 --> 00:01:28,621 HISTORY-- AMERICAN FORMER 17 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:32,091 PRESIDENT HAS EVER-- 18 00:01:32,091 --> 00:01:33,259 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 19 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:34,861 IS OF COURSE FOR THE 20 00:01:34,861 --> 00:01:36,095 PAYMENT TO STORMY DANIELS TO 21 00:01:36,095 --> 00:01:38,198 KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT TO. 22 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:39,666 WE COULD GET BOGGED DOWN IN THE 23 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:40,667 LEGAL DETAILS OF THIS, SUFFICE 24 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:42,669 IT TO SAY IF YOU DON'T KNOW 25 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:43,703 ABOUT THE DETAILS HERE THAT 26 00:01:43,703 --> 00:01:49,309 TRUMP'S LAWYER WENT FOR THIS. 27 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:51,644 [LAUGHTER] 28 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:56,082 THAT'S LIKE GETTING THE CLAP AND 29 00:01:56,082 --> 00:01:58,451 YOUR DOCTOR DIES. 30 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:01,020 [LAUGHTER] 31 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:01,721 TRUMP WILL SURRENDER NEXT WEEK 32 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:04,057 IN COURT IN NEW YORK. 33 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:09,128 [APPLAUSE] 34 00:02:09,128 --> 00:02:12,131 AY HE'S NOT A FLIGHT 35 00:02:12,131 --> 00:02:13,132 RISK-- FLIGHT RISK? 36 00:02:13,132 --> 00:02:16,169 HE CAN'T GET UP A RAMP. 37 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:18,571 [LAUGHTER] 38 00:02:18,571 --> 00:02:20,773 HE'S GOING TO SURRENDER ON 39 00:02:20,773 --> 00:02:23,543 TUESDAY, HE WILL BE ARRESTED, 40 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:24,177 FINGERPRINTED AND EVERYBODY AT 41 00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:25,345 MSNBC IS ASKING THE SAME 42 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:28,781 QUESTION IT WRONG TO 43 00:02:28,781 --> 00:02:30,350 JERK OFF TO A MUG SHOT? 44 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:32,919 [LAUGHTER] 45 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:35,588 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 46 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:37,757 I FIND IT SO FUNNY THAT THE GUY, 47 00:02:37,757 --> 00:02:39,225 THE D.A. IN NEW YORK WHO BROUGHT 48 00:02:39,225 --> 00:02:42,929 THIS CASE-- I LOVE THIS. 49 00:02:42,929 --> 00:02:46,933 THE MOST BOASTFUL MAN EVER IN 50 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:47,500 HISTORY IS INDICTED BY A GUY 51 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:52,705 NAMED BRAGG. 52 00:02:52,705 --> 00:02:54,107 SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T WRITE THIS. 53 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:56,342 IT WOULD BE LIKE IF THE 54 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:57,510 PROSECUTOR IN THE R. KELLY CASE 55 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:05,919 WAS NAMED DAVE TINKLE. 56 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:06,753 [LAUGHTER] 57 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:08,788 TRUMP IS PASSED AND I DON'T 58 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:10,356 BLE HIM, HE SPENDS THAT HIS 59 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:11,658 WHOLE LIFE STIFFING PEOPLE IN 60 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:13,960 THE ONE TIME HE PAYS SOMEONE, 61 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,128 THIS SHIT HAPPENS. 62 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:15,395 [LAUGHTER] 63 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:18,565 [APPLAUSE] 64 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:19,866 HE KNOWS THE POTENTIAL FOR 65 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:22,335 VIOLENCE, SO HE'S CALLING FOR 66 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:23,069 CALM. 67 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:25,338 I'M JOKING OF COURSE, HE'S 68 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:26,739 ROUSING UP HIS RIOTOUS MOB OF 69 00:03:26,739 --> 00:03:29,943 GOONS TO DO WHATEVER THEY ARE 70 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:30,243 GOING TO DO. 71 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:32,712 EYE ON TRUMP SUPPORTERS NOW,AN 72 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,781 THEY ARE WORRI ABOUT THIS. 73 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:37,517 THEY ARE SOCIAL MEDIA, 74 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:38,017 RIGHT-WING WEBSITES IN THE 75 00:03:38,017 --> 00:03:39,852 SMOKING SECTION OF THE 76 00:03:39,852 --> 00:03:42,322 WAFFLE HOUSE. 77 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:44,824 [LAUGHTER] 78 00:03:44,824 --> 00:03:45,091 [APPLAUSE] 79 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:47,093 OF COURSE, ALL THE REPUBLICANS 80 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:47,427 ARE INCENSED. 81 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:49,562 LAUREN BOEBERT SAID THIS IS NOT 82 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,497 THE AMERICA SHE WOULD HAVE HER 83 00:03:51,497 --> 00:03:53,433 ILLEGITIMATEHILDREN RAISED 84 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:55,168 THEIR ILLEGITIMATE CHILDRE IN. 85 00:03:55,168 --> 00:04:00,139 LINDSEY GRAHAM SAID I DON'T WAN. 86 00:04:00,139 --> 00:04:01,908 [LR] 87 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:04,177 [APPLAUSE] D MARJORIE TAYLOR GRES 88 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:07,447 AT A COMPLETE LOSS FOR WORDS, SO 89 00:04:07,447 --> 00:04:10,016 NO CHANGE THERE. 90 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:13,353 [LAUGHTER] 91 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:14,921 I'M KIDDING, MARJORIE TAYLOR 92 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,924 GREENE ACTUALLY TWEETED OUT WE 93 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:18,858 MUST PROTEST THIS 94 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:19,892 UNCONSTITUTIONAL WITCH HUNT. 95 00:04:19,892 --> 00:04:21,327 AND THEN SHE SAID I'M GOING TO 96 00:04:21,327 --> 00:04:24,697 NEW YORK TUESDAY. 97 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:27,667 OKAY, WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TUESDA 98 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:29,202 TUESDAY. 99 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:32,105 [LAUGHTER] 100 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,440 [CHEERS AND APPLSE] 101 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,575 BUT THAT'S NOT THE TRIAL AMERICA 102 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:42,115 TTHE REAL TRINED IN UTAH 103 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:42,649 THIS WEEK! 104 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:46,486 FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST! 105 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:51,658 THE LADY IS FREE AT LAST. 106 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:52,425 GWYNETH PALTROW, SHE'S CLEARED 107 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:54,460 THIS, IT WAS NOT HER FAULT, 108 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,829 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 109 00:04:56,829 --> 00:05:01,000 [CHEERAPPLAUSE] 110 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:01,501 MOVING SCENE OUTSIDE THE 111 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:04,871 COURTHOUSE AFTER HER VICTORY. 112 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:05,672 SHE THANKED ALL THE JURORS AND 113 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:13,980 GAVE THEM MINT FOR THEIR ANUS. 114 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,148 [LAUGHTER] 115 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,683 AND THEN HER SUPPORTERS-- YOU 116 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:18,051 DON'T KNOW PASSION UNTIL YOU'VE 117 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:18,818 SEEN A THOUSAND WHITE PEOPLE IN 118 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:27,860 THE SNOW HOLDING T VAGINA SCENTD 119 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:28,094 CANDLES. 120 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:28,494 [LAUGHTER] 121 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:29,996 FINALLY A POSITIVE STORY, YOU 122 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,197 KNOW THAT SCHOOL PRINCIPAL 123 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:32,165 TALLAHASSEE LAST WEEK YOU GOT 124 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,734 FIRE BECAUSE SHE SHOWED KIDS 125 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:37,070 THAT PICTURE OF MICHELANGELO'S 126 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,571 DAVID? 127 00:05:38,571 --> 00:05:39,338 NO? 128 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:39,706 [LAUGHTER] 129 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:40,940 OKAY-- THEY COME HERE TO GET 130 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:43,776 NEWS, THEY DON'T KNOW THE 131 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:44,077 NEWS 132 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,945 LAST WEEK A SCHOOL PRINCIPAL IN 133 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:47,413 TALLAHASSEE WAS BECAUSE 134 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:49,315 SHE SHOWED KIDS A PICTURE OF 135 00:05:49,315 --> 00:05:50,950 MICHELANGELO DAVID. 136 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:52,852 THIS IS CUTE. 137 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,187 THE MAYOR OF FLORENCE WITH THE 138 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,421 STATUE IS INVIT HER TO COME 139 00:05:55,421 --> 00:05:57,323 AND SEE IT FOR REAL, SEE THE 140 00:05:57,323 --> 00:05:58,424 REAL THING AND SHE SAID NO, IF I 141 00:05:58,424 --> 00:06:05,598 WANT TO C EIGHT TINY WHITE 142 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:09,368 THERE'S PLENTY IN TALLAHASSEE. 143 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:09,736 [LAUGHTER] 144 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:11,304 OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW, 145 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:12,939 JAMEHICK AND WINSOME 146 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:13,573 EARLE-SEARS ARE HERE, BUT FIRST. 147 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:14,507 HE'S THE REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR OF 148 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:17,977 NEW HAMPSHIRE: CHRIS SUNUNU. 149 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:21,647 GOVEPLEASURE TO SEE YOU! 150 00:06:21,647 --> 00:06:22,115 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 151 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:24,550 I KNOW YOU W OUT THERE ON THE 152 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,385 STUMP TODAY-- I KNOW YOU WERE 153 00:06:26,385 --> 00:06:27,687 MAKING APPEARANCES BECAUSE I 154 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:28,755 KNOW PEOPLE ASK YOU ABOUT THE 155 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:31,390 INDICTMENT AND YOU SAID WAIT FO 156 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:32,492 TONIGHT'S. 157 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:35,428 HERE IT IS, IT'S TONIGHT, WHAT 158 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:35,862 ARE YOUR FEELINGS? 159 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:39,165 WHAT A CIRCUS. 160 00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:40,566 IT'S AN ABSOLUTE CIRCUS, ITS-- 161 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,735 Bill: CIRCUS IS A VAGUE 162 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:43,169 TERM, IT WON'T WAY? 163 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:46,105 TRUMP IS CIRCUS. 164 00:06:46,105 --> 00:06:47,073 WE ARE JUST KIND OF PILING ON 165 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,308 AT THIS POINT. 166 00:06:49,308 --> 00:06:53,446 Bill: HE ISY, RIGHT? 167 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:55,681 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE 168 00:06:55,681 --> 00:06:56,983 LET'S JUMP RIGHT AT IT. 169 00:06:56,983 --> 00:07:01,387 IT ONLY HELPS HIM WHICH CAN 170 00:07:01,387 --> 00:07:02,355 UNDERSTAND. 171 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:03,689 I DON'T TE'S GOING TO BE 172 00:07:03,689 --> 00:07:09,061 THE NOMINEE, HE C'T WIN IN 24 173 00:07:09,061 --> 00:07:10,596 BUT IT BUILDS A LOT OF EMPATHY 174 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:12,632 AND SYMPATHY IF YOU WILL COMMIT 175 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:13,166 SOLIDIFIES HIS BASE. 176 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,300 Bill: I THINK HE WILL BE 177 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:19,605 MATTERS TO HIM.E I DON'T THINKHE 178 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:21,374 WHETHER HE ACTUALLY WINS. 179 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:25,011 WHICHRINGS ME TO MY NEXT 180 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:26,746 QUESTION BECAUSE I'VE HEARD YOU 181 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:28,915 SAY THAT YOU VOTED FOR HIM TWICE 182 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:30,817 AND IF HE WAS THE NOMINEE AGAIN 183 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:34,086 HE WOULD VOTE FOR HIM AGAIN. 184 00:07:34,086 --> 00:07:37,089 I'M A LIFELONG REPUBLICAN, ON 185 00:07:37,089 --> 00:07:40,059 THE HEAD OFHE REPUBLICAN PARTY 186 00:07:40,059 --> 00:07:41,494 IN NEW HAMPSHIRE, THE GOVERNOR 187 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:43,029 AND IF YOU'RE TELLING ME THE 188 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:44,931 ALTERNATIVE IS A SOCIALIST 189 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:46,299 AGENDA DRIVINGCA-- 190 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,400 Bill: AMERICA HAS AAYS 191 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,301 BEEN BECAUSE I SOCIAT 192 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:51,404 LEAST FOR THE LAST CENTURYND A 193 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:51,938 HALF. 194 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:53,439 SOCIAL SECURITY IS SOCIALISM, 195 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:56,943 THE MARINE CORPS IS A SOCIALISM, 196 00:07:56,943 --> 00:07:57,510 EVERY ADVANCED DEMOCRACY-- 197 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,779 ARE YOU SAYING WHERE WE WERE 198 00:07:59,779 --> 00:08:00,913 IN AMERICA 30 YEARS AGO IS WHERE 199 00:08:00,913 --> 00:08:03,583 WE WEREAY? 200 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:05,518 THAT'S AN ASSAULT ON CAPITALISM, 201 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:06,919 DEMOCRACY AND FEDERALISM AND 202 00:08:06,919 --> 00:08:08,087 COMING FROM CERTAIN 203 00:08:08,087 --> 00:08:09,522 REPUBLICANS AS WELL. 204 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:10,523 Bill: IN THE 50s THE 205 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:14,060 TAX RATE WENT UP TO 70%. 206 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:16,696 REALLY BAD IDEA, WE FIXED IT. 207 00:08:16,696 --> 00:08:17,997 Bill: WE WERE MORE 208 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:18,364 SOCIALIST THEN. 209 00:08:18,364 --> 00:08:21,033 I WENT TO BOUGHT IT FOR THOSE 210 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:21,434 PRESIDENTS EITHER. 211 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:25,071 SOME OF THEM WERE REPUBLICAN. 212 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:29,041 BAD IDEA, IT'S ABSOLUTELY THE 213 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:29,242 TRUTH. 214 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:29,508 [LAUGHTER] 215 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:31,844 Bill: THIS IS WHERE YOU 216 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:33,179 LOSE ME AND I WOULD LIKE TO BE A 217 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,014 A GUY LIKE YOU BUT I 218 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,916 CAN'T IF YOU DON'T ADMIT WHAT 219 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:38,718 DONALD TRUMP TRIED TO DO, NOT 220 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:41,087 RECOGNIZING A FAIR ELECTION IS 221 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:43,656 JUST NOT COMPARABLE INCREMENTAL. 222 00:08:43,656 --> 00:08:45,658 I AGREE, WE HAVE TOO MUCH 223 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:48,461 SOCIALISM, I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA. 224 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:48,728 [LAUGHTER] 225 00:08:48,728 --> 00:08:52,131 I WANT TO FIGURE OUT WHYYOU'N 226 00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:52,999 ISSUE. 227 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:54,133 Bill: WHY I LIVE IN 228 00:08:54,133 --> 00:08:54,433 CALIFORNIA? 229 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:57,203 THERE'S GOOD THINGS ABOUT THIS 230 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,505 STATE. 231 00:08:59,505 --> 00:08:59,872 ARE YOU KIDDING? 232 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:02,608 I LIVED IN SAN FRANCISCO, I 233 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:04,310 WAS A SAN FRANCISCO RESIDENT FOR 234 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:04,744 THREE YEARS. 235 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:06,412 Bill: WHATPENED TO YOU, 236 00:09:06,412 --> 00:09:08,114 WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU, WHAT 237 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:11,517 WAS SO AWFUL? 238 00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:13,119 HOW DID THIS SOCIALISM RUIN YOUR 239 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:13,319 FE? 240 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:16,088 I WOULD NEVER BRING MY KIDS 241 00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:16,289 UP-- 242 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:17,189 YOU HAVE A GOVERNMENT HERE. 243 00:09:17,189 --> 00:09:18,324 Bill: I'M ASKING WHAT IT 244 00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:19,725 DID TO YOUR LIFE. 245 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:22,328 I'M OKAY, WALK DOWN THE 246 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:23,629 STREETS OF SAN FRANCISCO, YOU 247 00:09:23,629 --> 00:09:24,964 TELL ME GAVIN NEWSOM'S POLICIES 248 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:25,498 AND WHAT THE DEMOCRATS ARE 249 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,667 SUPPOSED TO BE ALL ABOUT, SOCIAL 250 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:28,868 ISSUES YOU TELL ME THE DEMOCRATS 251 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:30,603 ARE WINNING AND TAKING CARE OF 252 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:33,039 THE PEOPLE OF SAN FRANCISCO, THE 253 00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:33,539 HOMELESS CRISIS? 254 00:09:33,539 --> 00:09:34,774 THE GOVERNOR HAS THE LOWEST 255 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,142 POVERTY RATE IN THE COUNTRY. 256 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:39,045 HE HAS FAILED THE PEOPLE OF THIS 257 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:41,080 STATE, IT'S A HUMANITARIAN 258 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,949 CRISIS. 259 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:44,517 Bill: THINGS ARE DIFFERENT 260 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:45,418 IN SIZE, SIZE MATTERS, WOULD 261 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:49,221 NOTGREE? 262 00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:49,488 [LAUGHTER] 263 00:09:49,488 --> 00:09:54,260 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT 264 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:54,560 THAT. 265 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,295 Bill: ONE GUY DOESN'T 266 00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:57,930 ACKNOWLEDGE ELECTIONS, TRY TO 267 00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:58,898 OVERTURN OUR DEMOCRATIC SYSTEM, 268 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:01,801 YOU DON'T SEE THAT? 269 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:04,503 HORRIBLE, JANUARY 6TH WAS A 270 00:10:04,503 --> 00:10:06,105 DISASTER, ONE OF THE WOR DAYS 271 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,139 IN AMERIN HISTORY. 272 00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:08,507 Bill: NOT WORSE THAN THE 273 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:11,711 TAX GOING FROM 36 TO MET 39% 274 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:14,313 THAT'S MORE OF A THREAT?>> IT'SS 275 00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:15,815 LOSING ENERGY INDEPENDENCE, IT'S 276 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:18,617 INFLATION ICH HURTS TR. 277 00:10:18,617 --> 00:10:20,686 Bill: THESE ARE NORMAL 278 00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:21,754 PROBLEMS WE'VE ALWAYS HAD TO. 279 00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:23,522 YOU THINK AMERICA HAS NORMAL 280 00:10:23,522 --> 00:10:25,825 PROBLEMS TODAY? 281 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:27,927 Bill: ALL OF THE PROBLEMS 282 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:29,562 EXCEPT FOR TRUMP ARE NORMAL 283 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,964 PROBLEMS WE ALWAYS USED TO WORK 284 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:32,398 OUT.[APPLAUSE] 285 00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:34,734 I'MNG TO GIVE YOU THE 286 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:35,134 GOOD NEWS. 287 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,036 I LOVE YOU, I'M A BIG FAN BUT 288 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:38,738 YOU'RE DEAD WRONG HE'S NOT GOING 289 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:39,538 TO BE THE NOMINEE. 290 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:41,307 THE ELECTION IS SO FAR AWAY, NO 291 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:45,044 ONE HAS CHALLENGED HIM, NO ONE 292 00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:46,045 IS EVEN THINKING-- WE ARE IN 293 00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:46,812 THIS WORLD BUT THE AVERAGE 294 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,514 AMERICAN IS TRYING TO PUT GAS IN 295 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:50,750 THEIR CAR AND FEED THEIR FAMILY. 296 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:51,450 THE AVERAGE VOTER WON'T EVEN 297 00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:52,551 MAKE UP THEIR MINDS UNTIL THREE 298 00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:54,253 WEEKS BEFORE HOWAYS OUT 299 00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:55,321 NOT JUST WITH HIM BUT ALL THE 300 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:59,191 OTHER CANDIDATES TOOK OUT >> 301 00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:00,493 Bill: WE WILL FINISH, MY 302 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,661 PREDICTION IS HE WL BE THE 303 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:04,330 NOMI AND YOU ARE RIGHT, THIS 304 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,032 INDICTMENT TODAY IS GOING TO 305 00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:06,599 HELP HIM GET THAT. 306 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:09,235 I DON'T THINK HE WILL BEAT BIDEN 307 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:09,969 IN THE ELECTION. 308 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:11,904 THERE'S NO WAY HE CAN WIN. 309 00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:14,340 Bill: IT DOESN'T MATTER HE 310 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,274 DOESN'T ACKNOWLEDGE ELECTION 311 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:16,942 RESULTS, THIS IS WHAT I'M TRYING 312 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:19,045 TO SAY IS THE THING. 313 00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:20,946 I WANT TO SAY ONE MORE THING. 314 00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:23,049 IF THAT'S THE CASE WHAT YOU 315 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:25,618 CARE IF HE'S THE NOMINEE? 316 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,353 Bill: BECAUSE HE WON'T 317 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,587 ACKNOWLEDGE THE RESULTS. 318 00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:30,456 WOKE US AND WILL GO ON AND 319 00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:31,257 CANCEL CULTURE WILL GO ON WHAT 320 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:33,793 YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE A BIG FAN 321 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:33,959 OF. 322 00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:35,761 Bill: I'M A BIG FAN OF 323 00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:37,063 PERSPECTIVE, I'M A FAN OF 324 00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:38,864 KNOWING THIS IS THIS BACON THIS 325 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,233 A BIG CRITIC OF A LOT OF THIS 326 00:11:41,233 --> 00:11:45,137 NONSENSE ON THET. 327 00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:50,609 ONE MORE THING, NEVER TRUMPER, 328 00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:51,677 YOU VOTED FOR HIM TWICE. 329 00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:53,913 I'M NOT GOING TO VOTE FOR HIM 330 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:54,713 AGAIN BECAUSE HE'S NOT GOING TO 331 00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:55,081 BE THE NOMINEE. 332 00:11:55,081 --> 00:12:00,920 IF HE IS, YOU SAID YOU WOULD 333 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,388 TO. 334 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:06,292 IS THAT SURPRISING? 335 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,360 >>> Bill: IT DOESN'T SURPRISE 336 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,596 ME, IT DISAPPOINTS ME. 337 00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:14,433 YOU KNOW WHY? 338 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:15,568 MY FRIEND GEORGE WILL TOLD ME 339 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,937 YOU HAVE TO HAVE CHRIS SUNUNU ON 340 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:18,604 AGGRESSIVELY SAYING, THAT'S 341 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:22,274 NOT SAYING. 342 00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:23,509 ARE YOU SAYING ALL THE 343 00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:26,512 REPUBLICANS WHICH IS THE 344 00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:28,013 150 MILLION PEOPLE THAT WOULD 345 00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:29,281 LIKELY ALSO VOTE FOR HIM IN THE 346 00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:30,850 GENERAL ELECTION YOU'RE SAYING 347 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:31,984 THEYT SANE? 348 00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:35,321 THAT'S WHERE BIDEN GOES TOO FARY 349 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,056 E OF TRUMP, HE DEMONIZES 350 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,023 ANYONE WHO SUPPORTS TRUMP AS 351 00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:39,758 EQUATING THEM TO HIM, HE HAS HIS 352 00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,694 OWN CIRCUS. 353 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,762 YOU CAN'T EQUATE US FOR 354 00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:49,735 THAT PERIODS B WILL NOT. 355 00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:51,504 Bill: YOU'RE NOT IN 356 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:52,104 NEVER TRUMPER, MANY PEOPLE IN 357 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,240 NEVER TRUMPERS EVEN IN YOUR OWN 358 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,308 PARTY, YOU'RE A NEVER 359 00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:57,576 DEMOCRAT-- THAT TO ME IS EVEN 360 00:12:57,576 --> 00:13:00,713 MORE DANGEROUS. 361 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:03,315 IF YOU WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE 362 00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:04,850 PARTY IS NOT EVIL. 363 00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:07,286 I'VE HAD DEMOCRATS RUN MY 364 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,455 LEGISLATURE, WE ALWAYS GET STUFF 365 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,424 DONE. 366 00:13:12,424 --> 00:13:14,660 Bill: YOU NEVER VOTE-- 367 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:18,497 I ALWAYS WORK WITH THEM. 368 00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:22,101 Bill: IF FIDEL CASTRO CAME 369 00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:22,835 BACK FOR LIFE AND WAS A 370 00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:25,271 REPUBLICAN YOU WOULD VOTE FOR 371 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:25,571 HIM? 372 00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,173 I'VE BEEN ELECTED FOUR TIMES 373 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,909 IN THE STATE AND PEOPLE SAY 374 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:32,478 THAT'S CRAZY YOU WOULD NEVER GET 375 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,946 ANYTHING DONE, THAT'S THE 376 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:34,446 OPPOSITE. 377 00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:37,883 I THROW POLITICS ASIDE THAT I 378 00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:38,450 HAD REPUBLICAN LEGISLATURES, 379 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:39,785 DEMOCRAT LEGISLATURES I ALWAYS 380 00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:41,053 GET MY TAX CUTS I ALWAYSNOW 381 00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:42,288 HOW TO GIVE A LIO GET A 382 00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:43,889 LOT. 383 00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:44,623 I'M ONE OF THE MORE POPULAR 384 00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:45,424 GOVERNORS IN THE COUNTRY IT'S 385 00:13:45,424 --> 00:13:48,127 NOT BECAUSE OF MY WARMTH AND 386 00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:51,797 CHARM COME I'M A POLITICIAN. 387 00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:53,232 IT'S BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS WILLING 388 00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:53,499 TO LISTEN. 389 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,568 WE REBUILD MENTAL HEALTH SYSTEMS 390 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,971 TREATMENT OF RECOVERY SYSTEMS, I 391 00:13:58,971 --> 00:13:59,672 LO REBUILDING THOSE STEMS 392 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,308 BECAUSE I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE 393 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:10,716 POLITICS. 394 00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:12,851 MAY LIVE FREE OR DIE STATE. 395 00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:14,753 LIEVE YOU DO YOU-- 396 00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:16,989 BUT YOU'RE NOT FOR LEGALIZING 397 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:17,223 POT TO. 398 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:23,229 WHO CALLS IT POT BY THE WAY? 399 00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:29,802 SPERYBODY WHO SP SMOKES AT? 400 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,704 IT'S WEED, IF YOU'RE SEL 401 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:32,171 IT ON THE STREET-- 402 00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:33,272 Bill: I THINK I KNOW MORE 403 00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:35,140 ABOUT POT THAT YOU AND WE STILL 404 00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:36,375 CALL IT POT. 405 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,245 WE CALL IT POT, WE CALL IT LEAD 406 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,280 TO. 407 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:41,614 OKAY. 408 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,515 YOU ARE FROM S OF 409 00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:45,251 1.4 MILLION PEOPLE, THERE ARE 410 00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:47,920 MORE PEOPLE ONLINE RIGHT NOW IN 411 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:51,156 DISNEYLAND. 412 00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:53,826 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT AMERICA 413 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,095 LEADERSHIP THAT UNDERSTANDS 414 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:56,996 DETAILS, CONNECTS WITH PEOPLE 415 00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:58,597 ONE ON ONE, DOESN'T WORRY ABOUT 416 00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:01,133 THE POLITICS, KNOWS HOW TO 417 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:01,533 REDESIGN SYSTEMS. 418 00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:04,536 WE HAVE HAD A LEADERSHIP THAT 419 00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:05,804 LIVES IN HEADLINES-- LEADERSHIP 420 00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:07,673 THAT CONNECTS AND LOOKS SOMEBODY 421 00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,275 IN THE EYE, CAN TALK TO SOMEONE 422 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,509 ABOUT NOT GETTING BENEFITS-- 423 00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:12,578 THAT IS EXACTLY, SOLUTIONS 424 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,679 DRIVEN LEADERSHIP IS EXACTLY 425 00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:15,080 WHAT AMERICA IS LOOKING FOR. 426 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,549 Bill: I WISH YOU WERE RIGHT 427 00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:18,684 AND I KNOW YOU'RE NOT A GUY WHO 428 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,552 GETS INVOLVED TOO MUCH OF THE 429 00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:21,854 CULTURE WAR STUFF, YOU WANT TO 430 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,256 BRING THE REPUBLICAN PARTY BACK 431 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:25,090 TO NORMAL. 432 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,426 BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IS THAT 433 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,427 TRAIN LEFT. 434 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:32,665 THE NORMAL IS THE TRUMP NUTS, 435 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:33,299 THAT IS YOUR PARTY NOW AND THEY 436 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:36,568 LIKE THE CULTURE WARS, THEY WILL 437 00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:37,136 PUNISH YOU FOR NOT DOING THE 438 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:39,972 CULTURE WAR STUFF. 439 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:42,574 THE MAJORITY OF THEREPUBLICAE 440 00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:43,909 HAVE EXTREMES ON THE LEFT IN 441 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:45,944 EXTREMES ON THE RIGHT, 80% OF 442 00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:48,914 AMERICA IS STILL HERIEVING 443 00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:49,114 THAT. 444 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,249 THE MEDIA HENCE THE MICROPHONES 445 00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:51,917 TO THOSE EXTREMISTS BUT THAT 446 00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:52,618 DOESN'T DEFINE US. 447 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,387 ARE DEMOCRATS DEFINED BY AOC AND 448 00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:56,088 BERNIE SANDERS? 449 00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:56,789 RE DEFINED BY SOCIALISM 450 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,491 AND WE ARE D BY THIS 451 00:15:59,491 --> 00:15:59,758 EXTREME-- 452 00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:00,292 Bill: YOU TRY TO DEFINE 453 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:03,462 THEM THAT WAY. 454 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,065 T DEMS TRY TO DEFINE US AND 455 00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:06,999 YOU JUST DID TO. 456 00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:08,634 AMERICA IS DYING TO BE HERE COME 457 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:09,301 A RESULTS DRIVEN. 458 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,704 WHO GETS IT DONE, WHO CAN WOR 459 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,840 WITH DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS. 460 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:15,708 I HAVE AMENDOUS RECORD BUT 461 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:16,675 THE DISCIPLINE OF GOOD 462 00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:18,610 LEADERSHIP IS KNOWING THE LIMITS 463 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:21,046 OF YOUR POWER AND BELIEVING THE 464 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,748 VOTER-- I'M THE GOVERNOR 465 00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:26,452 THEY KNOW HEIR BUSINESS ME. 466 00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:28,520 NEEDS, THEY KNOW WHAT THE 467 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,021 COMMUNITY NEEDS, IN 468 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,322 NEW HAMPSHIRE IS LOCAL CONTROL 469 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,891 AND THIS IDEA OF BIG GOVERNMENT 470 00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:33,692 SOLUTIONS, IT'S WHEN MY MIND 471 00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:35,761 GOES CRAZY WITH THESE 472 00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,129 REPUBLICANS TRYING BIG 473 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:38,964 GOVERNMENT SOLUTION STUFF. 474 00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:42,468 AS WE SAY IN NEW HAMPSHIRE, THE 475 00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:44,970 FOUNDING FATHERS WERE WICKED 476 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:45,170 SMART. 477 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,873 Bill: NOT ABOUT EVERYTHING. 478 00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:49,308 NOT ABOUT EVERYTHING BUT IN 479 00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:51,543 TERMS OF THE DESIGN OF THE 480 00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:52,077 SYSTEM. 481 00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:54,380 Bill: SO YOU'RE RUNNING FOR 482 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:54,646 PRESIDENT? 483 00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:56,715 I'M GOING TO WAIT TO SEE WHAT 484 00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:57,316 PERCENTAGE OF THE POTENTIAL 485 00:16:57,316 --> 00:17:01,253 CANDIDATES GET INDICTED. 486 00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:03,756 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 487 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:06,625 IF IT'S OVER 25%. 488 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:07,092 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 489 00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:09,261 YOU NEVER KNOW. 490 00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:10,963 Bill: I'VE NEVER SEEN 491 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:14,299 ANYBODY WHO LOOKS MORE LIKE 492 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:14,900 THEY'RE CHOMPING AT THE BIT. 493 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,568 I LOVE MY JOB, I LOVE BEING 494 00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:19,004 GOVERNOR AND MY JOB RIGHT NOW, I 495 00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:20,472 WANT TO REMIND PEOPLE THE 496 00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:21,640 REPUBLICAN PARTY HAS AN AWESOME 497 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,042 PRODUCT BUT WE ARE BAD AT 498 00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:26,044 ING, WE HAVE THE WORST 499 00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:27,946 MESSENGERS. 500 00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:29,114 INDIVIDUAL COMES FIRST, 501 00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:36,388 INDIVIDUAL LIBERTIES, NO TAXES. 502 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,890 Bill: WHAT YOU HAVE IS A 503 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,792 LOATHSOME PERSON OF THE HEAD OF 504 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,326 THE PARTY WHO PEOPLE LIKE Y 505 00:17:41,326 --> 00:17:45,097 WILL NOT TURN AGAINST. 506 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:45,564 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 507 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,267 I HAVENNED AGAINST 508 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,936 TRUMP? 509 00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:53,605 Bill: YOU SAID YOU VOTE FOR 510 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:54,273 HIM? 511 00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,575 HE HAS EAR ENDORSEMENT FOR NEXT 512 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,043 TIME IF HE IS THE NOMINEE. 513 00:17:58,043 --> 00:17:58,977 YOU'RE NOT LETNG IT PLAY 514 00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:00,979 OUT COME OF THIS IS A MUCH 515 00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:01,480 POLITI BE HAD TO. 516 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:05,083 THE PROBLEM IS-- 517 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,418 Bill: CHRIS CHRISTIE IS 518 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:07,686 ALSO CHOMPING AT THE BIT TO GET 519 00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:08,086 IN 520 00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:10,055 I DON'T THINKE'S GOING TO 521 00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:10,222 RUN. 522 00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:11,423 AND HE TOLD ME PERSONALLY 523 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:14,393 HE'S GOING TO RUN. 524 00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:15,727 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 525 00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:18,997 I THINK IS MAKING TOO MUCH MONE 526 00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:19,364 MONEY. 527 00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:20,466 HE'SAKING A DIFRENT LAND 528 00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:26,138 THAN ALL OF THE OTHER GUYS. 529 00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:28,774 NIKKI HALEY IS ALREADY ANNOUNCE 530 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:29,441 ANNOUNCED. 531 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,843 CHRIS CHRISTIE'S STRATEGY IS 532 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:31,543 COMPLETELY THE OPPOSITE OF 533 00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:34,279 YOURS, HE SAID YOU GOT TO GO 534 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,481 TOE-TO-TOE AND COMPLETELY 535 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:36,882 KNOCKED OUT DONALD TRUMP. 536 00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:37,649 WHAT YOU THINKBOUT THAT? 537 00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:38,817 IF I CHOSE TO RUN I WOULD 538 00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:42,454 LOVE TO GET ON THE DEBATE STAGE 539 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,322 GO TOO MANY PEOPLE THINK YOU 540 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:47,259 DEBATE HIM ON POLICY. 541 00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:53,599 Bill: SUNUNU, WHAT KIND OF 542 00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:56,201 S THAT? 543 00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:57,402 YOU DON'T DEBATE HIM ON 544 00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:59,872 POLICY, YOU DEBATE HIM AT HIS 545 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,373 LEVEL. 546 00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:03,242 Bill: IT'S WHAT 547 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:04,176 HAVE TO DO.TIE IS SAYING Y 548 00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:06,912 I WOULD LOVE IT. 549 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,580 I'M NOT GOING TO JUMP IN JUST TO 550 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:09,448 MAKE THE FIELD TO BEG I'M NOT 551 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:10,249 GOING TO JUMP IN IF THERE'S NOT 552 00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:12,417 A PATH. 553 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:13,719 I THINK REPUBLICANS HAVE LOST A 554 00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:15,354 LOT OF INDEPENDENTS CAN WE'VE 555 00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:15,921 LOST A LOT OF YOUNG VOTERS. 556 00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,423 I'M TRY TO BRING THEM BACK ON 557 00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:19,157 THE TEAM. 558 00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:20,692 WE DO HAVE A GREAT PRODUCT, WE 559 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:21,760 JUST DON'T HAVE FOLKS WHO KNOW 560 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:22,928 HOW TO SELL IT. 561 00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:24,863 Bil DID ONE SMART 562 00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:26,064 THING AND RUNNING FOR THI 563 00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:28,100 PRESIDENCY ALREADY, YOU CAME ON 564 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,334 THIS SHOW. 565 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:32,604 AND I APPRECIATE IT VERY MUCH. 566 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:42,814 LET'S MEET OUR PANEL! 567 00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:43,549 HE'S A COLUMNIST FOR TLET 568 00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:44,149 MAGAZINE, WRITER-AT-LARGE FOR 569 00:19:44,149 --> 00:19:44,783 AIR MAIL, AND AUTHOR OF "SECRET 570 00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:45,417 CITY: THE HIDDEN HISTORY OF GAY 571 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:50,989 WASHINGTON": JAMES KIRCHICK. 572 00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:51,456 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 573 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:51,924 GOOD TO SEE YOU BACK. 574 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:52,758 SHE'S THE FIRST WOMAN TO SERVE 575 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:53,392 AS LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR OF 576 00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:54,459 VIRGINIA AND THE FIRST WOMAN OF 577 00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:55,360 COLOR AND JAMAICAN BORN AMERICAN 578 00:19:55,360 --> 00:20:03,402 TO HOLD STATEWIDE OFFICE IN 579 00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:16,448 VIRGINIA'S HISTORY, 580 00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:21,219 EARLE-SEARS 581 00:20:21,219 --> 00:20:22,754 WE HAVE THIS IBLE CHOICE, 582 00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:25,591 PARTY BUT YOU CAN'T NOT GO AFTER 583 00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:27,225 HIM BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS GUILTY, 584 00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:28,994 THE SAME WITH THE 585 00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:30,629 IMPEACHMENT, HE WAS GUILTY IN 586 00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:30,896 BOTH. 587 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,230 I ALWAYS ASK MYSELF THE QUESTION 588 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,333 WHAT IS BETTER FOR THE FUTURE OF 589 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,935 THE COUNTRY AND MY FUTURE? 590 00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:38,637 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN 591 00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:40,772 A COUNTRY WHERE WE ARE ONE OF 592 00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:41,807 THESE PLACES WHERE WHOEVER IS 593 00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:43,609 PRESIDENT AS SOON AS THEY GET 594 00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:46,645 OUT OF OFFICE THEY GO AFTER THE 595 00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:51,617 THEM. 596 00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,051 IT'S ALMOST GREEK TRAGEDY 597 00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:55,187 BECAUSE YOU SET UP THIS CYCLE OF 598 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,556 REVENGE AND I GUARANTEE YOU WHEN 599 00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:00,425 JOE BIDEN IS OUT OF OFFICE, DATE 600 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,060 TWO THEY WILL TRY TO ARREST HIM. 601 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,596 WE ARE NOT GREEK, WE ARE 602 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:05,998 AMERICANS AND THIS IS THE 603 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,199 AMERICAN EXPERIMENT THAT GOING 604 00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:09,167 TO CONTINUE, IT'S BIGGER THAN 605 00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:11,603 ANY ONE PERSON, IT'S BIGGER THAN 606 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,473 A PARTY AND THIS IS THE AMERICA 607 00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:16,241 THAT PEOPLE ARE DYING TO GET 608 00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:17,943 INTO, THIS IS THE AMERICAT 609 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,911 HAD MY FATHER COME IN AND ALLOW 610 00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:24,483 HIM TO COME IN WITH ONLY $1.75 611 00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:25,450 AND NOW HE'S COMFORTABLY RETIRED 612 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,653 BECAUSE HEOOK A JOB HE COULD 613 00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:29,254 FIND AND GOT A GOOD EDUCATION 614 00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:29,821 WITH FS. 615 00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:31,857 I HAVE HOPE FOR AMERICA BECAUSE 616 00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:33,425 WHERE ELSE ARE WE GOING RUN? 617 00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:35,927 THERE IS NO PLACE ELSE LIKE 618 00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:38,463 AMERICA. 619 00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:39,631 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 620 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,099 Bill: THAT ANSWERED AS NOT 621 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:42,968 VARYPECIFICALLY ADDRESS THE 622 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,870 QUESTION OF DONALD TRUMP'S 623 00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:45,170 INDICTMENT. 624 00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:46,138 WHERE ARE YOU ON THAT? 625 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,141 HERE'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 626 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,275 EVERYBODY DESERVES DUE PROCESS. 627 00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:51,610 WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE 628 00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:52,778 CHARGES ARE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT 629 00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:53,278 THEY ARE? 630 00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:55,814 I HEAR THERE ARE 30 OF THEM. 631 00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:58,250 WE ARE PRETTY MUCH SPECULATING. 632 00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,518 I THINK LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER 633 00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:00,452 SAID, BE CAREFUL YOU DON'T DANCE 634 00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:02,054 ON T GRAVE OF YOUR ENEMY 635 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:06,024 BECAUSE YOU MAY FALL IN. 636 00:22:06,024 --> 00:22:07,225 LET'S WAIT AND SEE WHAT PLAYS 637 00:22:07,225 --> 00:22:07,392 OUT. 638 00:22:07,392 --> 00:22:09,027 I THINK THE TRAGIC PART OF 639 00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:10,996 THIS IS THERE ARE THREE OTHER 640 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:12,664 INVESTIGATIONS GOING ON RIGHT 641 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,533 NOW, OF THEM FAR MORE 642 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:22,107 SERIOUS THAN PAYING OFF A PORN 643 00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:22,307 STAR. 644 00:22:22,307 --> 00:22:25,143 THE INVESTIGATION INTO JANUARY 645 00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:27,112 JANUARY 6TH AND HIS POTENTIAL 646 00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:28,080 RESPONSIBILITY FOR THAT, 647 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,181 INVESTIGATION INTO DOCUMENTS 648 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,316 THAT HE PILFERED AND THE 649 00:22:31,316 --> 00:22:32,217 INVESTIGATION INTO HIM TRYING TO 650 00:22:32,217 --> 00:22:33,118 SWING THE ELECTION IN GEORGIA 651 00:22:33,118 --> 00:22:34,586 WHERE THERE IS AN AUDIO PHON 652 00:22:34,586 --> 00:22:37,823 RECORDING OF HIM. 653 00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:39,291 Bill: A PHONE RECORDING 654 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:40,959 WHERE HE'S SAYING "I NEED TO 655 00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:43,128 FIND ME 11,000 VOTES. 656 00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:44,796 THE TERM SMOKING GUN AND WE WILL 657 00:22:44,796 --> 00:22:45,464 T-- 658 00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:48,900 IF YOU'RE GOING TO INDICT THE 659 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:50,969 FIRST PRESIDENT EVER IN HISTORY 660 00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:53,371 OF THIS COUNTRY AND THE 661 00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:54,873 PRESIDENT AND THE POTENTIALLY 662 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:55,640 DANGEROUS PRECEDENT THAT SETS, 663 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,477 WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN FOR 664 00:22:58,477 --> 00:22:59,311 ONE OF THESE OTHER 665 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:00,812 INVESTIGATIONS RATHER THAN THIS 666 00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:03,248 NEW ONE WHICH IS GOING ON A 667 00:23:03,248 --> 00:23:05,584 NOVEL LEGAL THEORY THAT THE D.A. 668 00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:06,384 IN MANHATTAN HAS IT'S UNCLEAR IF 669 00:23:06,384 --> 00:23:09,588 YOU WILLE ABLE TO GET A 670 00:23:09,588 --> 00:23:11,656 CONVICTION.>> "THE WASHINGTON P" 671 00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:12,457 EDITORIAL BOARD WHICH IS NO 672 00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:13,959 FRIEND OF REPUBLICANS HAS SAID 673 00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:16,595 THAT THIS IS A VERY FLIMSY 674 00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:19,197 CHARGE AND IT MAY NOT HOLD UP 675 00:23:19,197 --> 00:23:20,098 BECAUSE JOHN EDWARDS WAS CHARGED 676 00:23:20,098 --> 00:23:22,334 PRETTY SIMILARLY TO THIS AND HE 677 00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:25,437 WAS ACQUITTED ON ONE OF THE 678 00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:29,007 COUNTS AND HUNG JURY ON THE REST 679 00:23:29,007 --> 00:23:31,143 BECAUSE THE JURY ACCEPTED THAT 680 00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:32,077 HE WAS NOT REALLY CAMPAIGN 681 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:33,745 DONATING AS MUCH AS HE WAS 682 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:36,014 TRYING TO HIDE THE AFFAIR FROM 683 00:23:36,014 --> 00:23:37,415 HIS WIFE. 684 00:23:37,415 --> 00:23:39,384 THE SAME SITUATION APPLIES. 685 00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:39,918 Bill: AND THERE WAS AN 686 00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:42,821 ACTUAL BABY. 687 00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:44,956 YOU CAN'T THROW THE BABY OUT 688 00:23:44,956 --> 00:23:47,459 WITH THE BATHWATER. 689 00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:48,960 [LAUGH 690 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,195 Bill: IS THAT FROM YOUR 691 00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:52,397 GRANDMOTHER ALSO? 692 00:23:52,397 --> 00:23:54,533 DO YOU AGREE WITH ME-- THIS 693 00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:56,835 UNES REPUBLICANS? 694 00:23:56,835 --> 00:24:00,539 WHO WERE KIND OF GOING INTO 695 00:24:00,539 --> 00:24:04,009 WILL GET BEHIND HIM AND IT ALSO 696 00:24:04,009 --> 00:24:05,410 MAKES HIM THE NOMINEE. 697 00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:06,845 RON DeSANTIS RIGHT NOW IS 698 00:24:06,845 --> 00:24:08,547 SAYING I CAN'T GET ARRESTED, 699 00:24:08,547 --> 00:24:11,683 WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ARREST ME? 700 00:24:11,683 --> 00:24:12,984 SPEAKING OF RON DeSANTIS IF 701 00:24:12,984 --> 00:24:15,720 YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE 702 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,422 BANANA, FOR HIM TO SAY HE'S NOT 703 00:24:17,422 --> 00:24:18,490 GOING TO COOPERATE IN THE 704 00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:21,760 POTENTIAL EXTRADITION O TRUMP 705 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,995 THAT'S THIRD WORLD BEHAVIOR. 706 00:24:23,995 --> 00:24:28,033 [APPLAUSE] 707 00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:29,634 Bill: JUST SO WE KNOW WHO 708 00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,069 WE ARE DEALING WITH HERE AND 709 00:24:31,069 --> 00:24:33,104 WHAT THE REPERCUSSIONS ARE GOING 710 00:24:33,104 --> 00:24:34,039 TO BE-- I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE 711 00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:35,507 WITH THE GOVERNOR-- 712 00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:41,813 WAS IN WACO-- JUST TO PICK 713 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:43,648 THAT HAS A PLACE TO KICK OFF 714 00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:45,283 CAMPAIGN, I GUESS 715 00:24:45,283 --> 00:24:48,787 GUANTANAMO BAY WAS BOOKED. 716 00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:49,254 [CHEERS ANAUSE] 717 00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:51,423 WHAT MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW 718 00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:52,557 ABOUT WACO, TEXAS, IS IT WAS 719 00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:55,460 STARTED BY A JAMAICAN. 720 00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:59,197 LEFT JAMAICA, BUT THOUSANDS OF 721 00:24:59,197 --> 00:25:00,999 ACRES BECAUSE HE SAID GOD TOLD 722 00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,235 HIM AND NOW WE HAVE WACO, TEXAS. 723 00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:09,040 Bill: I DID NOT KNOW THAT 724 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,408 GUANTANAMO BAY, MY 725 00:25:10,408 --> 00:25:12,244 GRANDFATHER WORKED IN 726 00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:13,411 GUANTANAMO BAY BECAUSE CUBA IS 727 00:25:13,411 --> 00:25:16,781 JUST 45 MINUTES AWAY FROM 728 00:25:16,781 --> 00:25:19,384 JAMAICA. 729 00:25:19,384 --> 00:25:20,085 [LAUGHTER] 730 00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:21,686 Bill: HERE'S WHAT HE SAID 731 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:22,888 AMONG OTHER THINGS. 732 00:25:22,888 --> 00:25:25,590 HE SAID "I BUILT HUNDREDS 733 00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:26,858 MILES OF WALL AND COMPLETED THAT 734 00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:30,996 TASK TOTALLY AS PROMISED. 735 00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:34,065 THE FACT THAT A GUY CAN TELL HIS 736 00:25:34,065 --> 00:25:34,900 SUPPORTERS AT THIS LATE STAGE 737 00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:36,701 AND SAY IT OUT LOUD AND HAVE 738 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:39,237 THEM NOT-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT, 739 00:25:39,237 --> 00:25:40,438 IMMEDIATELY HEAD FOR TH EXITS 740 00:25:40,438 --> 00:25:42,440 JUST TELLS YOU WE ARE LIVING IN 741 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,643 A POST-FACTUAL WORLD. 742 00:25:44,643 --> 00:25:46,611 DONALD TRUMP, EVERYTHING HE 743 00:25:46,611 --> 00:25:47,245 SAYS MAKES SENSE IF YOU J 744 00:25:47,245 --> 00:25:49,648 PREFACE IT WITH DONALD TRUMP, 745 00:25:49,648 --> 00:25:54,052 YOU'RE ONHE AIR 746 00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:56,254 [LAUGHTER] 747 00:25:56,254 --> 00:26:00,058 HE IS A SCHMUCKER WHO CALLS INTO 748 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,159 TALK RADIO, THAT'S WHAT HE DOES 749 00:26:01,159 --> 00:26:06,564 THREE HOURS EVERY DAY. 750 00:26:06,564 --> 00:26:06,831 [LAUGHTER] 751 00:26:06,831 --> 00:26:07,098 [APPLAUSE] 752 00:26:07,098 --> 00:26:08,967 Bill: WE HAD A STORY THIS 753 00:26:08,967 --> 00:26:10,835 WEEK A TRAGIC STORY BUT IT 754 00:26:10,835 --> 00:26:12,804 COMBINES EVERY ELEMENT THAT 755 00:26:12,804 --> 00:26:14,239 DIVIDES THIS COUNTRY. 756 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:15,006 SHOOTING IN NASHVILLE, 757 00:26:15,006 --> 00:26:17,042 TENNESSEE, YOU HAD-- IT WAS AT 758 00:26:17,042 --> 00:26:22,013 A CHRISTIAN SCHOOL FOR I GUESS 759 00:26:22,013 --> 00:26:24,516 UNDER HIGH SCHOOL BUT IT WAS 760 00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:25,917 DEFINITELY A CHRISTIAN SCHOOL. 761 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,552 THE SHOOTER-- WE'VE HAD SOANY 762 00:26:27,552 --> 00:26:33,224 SHOOTERS BS ONE WAS TRANS 763 00:26:33,224 --> 00:26:35,727 AND THERE WAS A DAY OF VENGEANCE 764 00:26:35,727 --> 00:26:38,563 PLANNED COINCIDENTALLY, A DAY OF 765 00:26:38,563 --> 00:26:39,965 VENGEANCE PLANNED AND IT HAS 766 00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:41,433 SINCE BEEN CANCELED FOR FIVE 767 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,401 DAYS LATER, ALL OF THIS IS IN 768 00:26:43,401 --> 00:26:43,835 THE MIX. 769 00:26:43,835 --> 00:26:45,770 BEFORE WE GET TO ALL THIS STUFF 770 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:46,638 THAT'S DIFFICULT TO TALK ABOUT 771 00:26:46,638 --> 00:26:48,907 I SAY ONE WORD ABOUT THE 772 00:26:48,907 --> 00:26:50,875 COPS WHO RUSHED IN? 773 00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:59,851 AFTER Y UVALDE. 774 00:26:59,851 --> 00:27:01,252 THE HEROES WHO RUSHED IN, 775 00:27:01,252 --> 00:27:02,620 THAT'S WHY WE ARE TO DEFUNDING 776 00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:03,989 THE POLICE, WHO ARE YOU GOING TO 777 00:27:03,989 --> 00:27:04,622 CALL WHEN TH'RKING INTO 778 00:27:04,622 --> 00:27:07,659 YOUR HOME? 779 00:27:07,659 --> 00:27:08,827 Bill: I'VE SAID SOMGS 780 00:27:08,827 --> 00:27:10,395 ABOUT THE POLICE THEY HAVE NOT 781 00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:12,330 LIKED IN THE PAST AND I SAY 782 00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:13,398 IT AGAIN. 783 00:27:13,398 --> 00:27:14,966 THERE ARE LOTS OF ISSUES WITH 784 00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:16,001 THE POLICE. 785 00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:17,669 SOMEBODY WAS HERETLY AND 786 00:27:17,669 --> 00:27:18,870 SAID 99% OF THEM ARE GOOD PEOPLE 787 00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:20,805 AND I SAID AS I ALWAYS HAVE WE 788 00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:22,173 JUST DON'T KNOW THAT. 789 00:27:22,173 --> 00:27:23,475 GOOD PEOPLE THERE'S AN AWFUL 790 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,011 LOT OF TAPE OF THEM BEING BAD. 791 00:27:26,011 --> 00:27:27,946 I THINK MOST OF THEM ARE GOOD, 792 00:27:27,946 --> 00:27:30,582 I'VE ALSO SAID I DON'T 793 00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:32,350 UNDERSTAND WHY THEY HAVE TO FIRE 794 00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:33,618 ERY BULLET IN THEIR CLIP EVERY 795 00:27:33,618 --> 00:27:35,353 TIME ONE OF THEM IS SCARED TO. 796 00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:36,888 LOTS OF PROBLEMS WITH THE POLICE 797 00:27:36,888 --> 00:27:38,757 BUT HOW ABOUT 798 00:27:38,757 --> 00:27:39,391 'VE GOTTEN A LOT OF SHIT TO 799 00:27:39,391 --> 00:27:42,227 THE LAST FEW YEARS FOR SOMETHING 800 00:27:42,227 --> 00:27:44,195 THE VAST MAJORITY OF THEM DON'T 801 00:27:44,195 --> 00:27:45,263 DO BUT WHEN THEY DO GET ONE 802 00:27:45,263 --> 00:27:47,132 RIGHT IT WOULD BE NICE TO HEAR 803 00:27:47,132 --> 00:27:48,767 FROM THE PEOPLE WHO USUALLY SHIT 804 00:27:48,767 --> 00:27:50,468 ON THEM SAY Y THIS ONE 805 00:27:50,468 --> 00:27:52,370 RIGHT AND YOU DID SOMETHING I 806 00:27:52,370 --> 00:27:55,440 COULDN'T DO WHICH IS RUSH IN-- 807 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:55,874 THAT'S ALL. 808 00:27:55,874 --> 00:27:57,842 YOUR MOUTH WON'T FALL OFF 809 00:27:57,842 --> 00:27:59,010 BECAUSE YOU SAID SOMETHING NICE 810 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:00,779 ABOUT THE POLICE. 811 00:28:00,779 --> 00:28:01,546 HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT AS 812 00:28:01,546 --> 00:28:05,250 SOON AS SOMEBODY A COP 813 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:07,652 IT'S A TOTALLY DIFFERENT 814 00:28:07,652 --> 00:28:08,486 SCENARIO? 815 00:28:08,486 --> 00:28:11,022 BUT OTHERWEY TALK ILL OF 816 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:12,390 THEM TRICKLE IN EVERY PROFESSION 817 00:28:12,390 --> 00:28:14,325 THERE ARE BAD APPLES, BAD 818 00:28:14,325 --> 00:28:17,796 DOCTORS, BAD LAWYERS, BAD 819 00:28:17,796 --> 00:28:20,632 TEACHERS, BAD COPS, GET RID OF 820 00:28:20,632 --> 00:28:22,067 THEM AND RUN WITH THE REST. 821 00:28:22,067 --> 00:28:24,536 Bill: TAKE YOUR POINT. 822 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:25,870 THE MEDIA ANXIOUSLY WAITING O 823 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:27,338 ALL OF THIS INFORMATION ABOUT 824 00:28:27,338 --> 00:28:30,241 THE SHOOTER, HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A 825 00:28:30,241 --> 00:28:31,142 BLACKOUT ON THE SHOOTERS AND 826 00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:33,144 WHAT THEY DID TO? 827 00:28:33,144 --> 00:28:36,648 [APP 828 00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:38,917 THEY FEED OFF OF EACH OTHER. 829 00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:40,785 YESTERDAY WAS THE OPENING OF 830 00:28:40,785 --> 00:28:41,586 BASEBALL SEASON. 831 00:28:41,586 --> 00:28:42,220 IN BASEBALL WHENODY RUNS 832 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,988 ON THE FIELD, THE CAMERA DOESN'T 833 00:28:43,988 --> 00:28:45,824 SHOW IT, THEY DON'T GIVE THAT 834 00:28:45,824 --> 00:28:46,624 PERSON ANY PUBLICITY, WHY CAN'T 835 00:28:46,624 --> 00:28:49,394 WE AT LEAST DO THAT IN THIS 836 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:49,627 TRY? 837 00:28:49,627 --> 00:28:50,728 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING 838 00:28:50,728 --> 00:28:53,098 ABOUT HATS, WE KNOW WHAT 839 00:28:53,098 --> 00:28:55,967 HAPPENS, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW 840 00:28:55,967 --> 00:28:57,836 WHAT ORIENTATION THIS PERSON IS, 841 00:28:57,836 --> 00:29:00,638 HOW OLD THEY ARE, WHAT THEIR 842 00:29:00,638 --> 00:29:03,241 MANIFESTO I DON'T GIVE A 843 00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:04,676 SHITS, YOU'RE JUST GOING TO 844 00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:06,244 INSPIRE THE NEXT ONE, IT'S THE 845 00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:09,781 LEAST THE MEDIA CAN DO. 846 00:29:09,781 --> 00:29:12,884 I THE HORROR OF IT, 847 00:29:12,884 --> 00:29:14,385 THERE WERE THREE CHILDREN 848 00:29:14,385 --> 00:29:17,021 INVOLVED AND THEN OF COURSE THE 849 00:29:17,021 --> 00:29:18,389 ADULTS AND THEIR LIVES WERE 850 00:29:18,389 --> 00:29:20,892 TAKEN JUST LIKE THAT WITHOUT ANY 851 00:29:20,892 --> 00:29:22,293 PURPOSE BEHIND IT, THERE WAS NO 852 00:29:22,293 --> 00:29:23,895 WARNING, THERE IS A SHOCK TO 853 00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:27,365 YOUR SYSTEM. 854 00:29:27,365 --> 00:29:30,602 ONCE YOU SET THAT ASIDE, YES YOU 855 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:31,603 THINK LET'S NOT KEEP TALKING 856 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,638 ABOUT IT, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR 857 00:29:33,638 --> 00:29:36,241 WITH THE MANIFESTO IS BECAUSEMEE 858 00:29:36,241 --> 00:29:38,743 ALONG AND TRY TO IMPROVE UPON 859 00:29:38,743 --> 00:29:41,412 WHATEVER THAT IS AND I THINK IF 860 00:29:41,412 --> 00:29:44,182 WE CAN KEEP IT-- HERE'S THE 861 00:29:44,182 --> 00:29:44,349 THING. 862 00:29:44,349 --> 00:29:45,150 IF WE CAN KEEP PEOPLE FROM 863 00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:48,386 GETTING ON PLANES WITHOUT GUNS, 864 00:29:48,386 --> 00:29:50,188 THEN SURELY WE CAN DO THAT IN 865 00:29:50,188 --> 00:29:51,823 THE SCHOOL SYSTEM. 866 00:29:51,823 --> 00:29:54,459 WE CAN DO THAT, WE HAVE THE 867 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:54,759 TECHNOLOGY. 868 00:29:54,759 --> 00:29:55,960 LET'S GET IT DONE. 869 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,662 THAT'S THE FIRST ORDER OF 870 00:29:57,662 --> 00:29:58,229 BUSINESS. 871 00:29:58,229 --> 00:29:59,464 IT TAKES LIKE AN HOUR 872 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:00,832 AND A HALF TO GET ON A PLANE. 873 00:30:00,832 --> 00:30:02,767 ARE YOU SAYING WE SHOULD BE 874 00:30:02,767 --> 00:30:03,468 DOING AT? 875 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:06,237 A LIFE IS WORTH IT. 876 00:30:06,237 --> 00:30:07,672 Bill: KIDS SHOULD HAVE TO 877 00:30:07,672 --> 00:30:08,973 GO THROUGH SECURITY AND TAKE OFF 878 00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:10,842 THEIR SHOES AND PUT THEM IN THE 879 00:30:10,842 --> 00:30:12,944 THING EVERY DAY TO GO I 880 00:30:12,944 --> 00:30:13,144 SCHOOL? 881 00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:15,346 YOU MIGHT NEED ARMED GUARDS 882 00:30:15,346 --> 00:30:16,447 AND THERE ARE OTHER MEASURES 883 00:30:16,447 --> 00:30:17,282 THAT ARE NECESSARY. 884 00:30:17,282 --> 00:30:18,850 YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET RID OF 885 00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:19,717 THE 400 MILLION GUNS IN THE 886 00:30:19,717 --> 00:30:21,119 COUNTRY WHETHER YOUT TO OR 887 00:30:21,119 --> 00:30:23,154 NOT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE, IT WOULD 888 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:24,088 SPARK A CIVIL WAR IF YOU TRY TO 889 00:30:24,088 --> 00:30:27,258 CONFISCATE THEM. 890 00:30:27,258 --> 00:30:27,759 Bill: BAD PEOPLE WILL 891 00:30:27,759 --> 00:30:29,761 ALWAYS GET GUNS. 892 00:30:29,761 --> 00:30:32,230 THEY ARE NOT GIVING UP THE 893 00:30:32,230 --> 00:30:32,430 GUNS. 894 00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:34,933 Bill: THEY ARE THE BAD 895 00:30:34,933 --> 00:30:37,835 PEOPLE. HAVE A WAR ON DRUGS, WET 896 00:30:37,835 --> 00:30:39,370 GET RID OF THEM THEY ARE STILL 897 00:30:39,370 --> 00:30:41,272 COMING ACROSS THE BORDER. 898 00:30:41,272 --> 00:30:43,508 Bill: WELL THANK GOD FO 899 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:46,878 THAT. 900 00:30:46,878 --> 00:30:47,245 [LAUGHTER] 901 00:30:47,245 --> 00:30:50,048 IN THIS STATE MARIJUANA IS LEGA 902 00:30:50,048 --> 00:30:50,281 LEGAL. 903 00:30:50,281 --> 00:30:55,019 REMEMBER, I'M FROM JAMAICA. 904 00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:59,624 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 905 00:30:59,624 --> 00:31:00,358 Bill: EXACTLY! 906 00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:03,361 I HEAR WE HAVE THE BEST I 907 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:03,695 WOULDN'T KNOW. 908 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:05,396 Bill: YOU DO HAVE VERY 909 00:31:05,396 --> 00:31:07,832 GOOD, YOU MUST HAVE SAMPLED SOME 910 00:31:07,832 --> 00:31:09,867 OF YOUR OWLY. 911 00:31:09,867 --> 00:31:10,068 NO? 912 00:31:10,068 --> 00:31:10,401 REALLY? 913 00:31:10,401 --> 00:31:12,370 MOST PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE 914 00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:14,105 MANY JAMAICANS DON'T DO THAT, 915 00:31:14,105 --> 00:31:15,306 IT'S MOSTLY THE RASTAFARIAN'S 916 00:31:15,306 --> 00:31:17,809 AND THEY DO THAT TO REACH A 917 00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:19,010 HIGHER LEVEL. 918 00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:20,078 Bill: THEY 919 00:31:20,078 --> 00:31:24,048 A MUCH HIGHER LEVEL. 920 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:25,984 I DON'T THINK THIS IS EVEN ABOUT 921 00:31:25,984 --> 00:31:28,987 GUNS ANYMORE IN THIS COUNTRY. 922 00:31:28,987 --> 00:31:31,389 I SAW THESE PICTURES OF THE 923 00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:33,024 GOVERNOR-- AND OF THE GOVERNOR, 924 00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:35,326 THE CONGRESSMAN IN NASHVILLE. 925 00:31:35,326 --> 00:31:36,828 THERE HE IS. 926 00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:39,330 THIS IS HIS CHRISTMAS CARD TO. 927 00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:41,633 THESE ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES, 928 00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:43,701 MANY REPUBLICAN POLITICIANS DO 929 00:31:43,701 --> 00:31:44,435 THAT. 930 00:31:44,435 --> 00:31:46,437 INCLUDING THE LIEUTENANT 931 00:31:46,437 --> 00:31:48,006 GOVERNOR. 932 00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:49,574 I'M A MARINNOW HOW TO 933 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:53,878 USE IT AND I WOULDN'T DO IT FOR 934 00:31:53,878 --> 00:31:56,648 CHRISTMAS. 935 00:31:56,648 --> 00:31:58,182 [LAUGHTER] 936 00:31:58,182 --> 00:31:59,884 Bill: I'VE HAD FEW 937 00:31:59,884 --> 00:32:00,518 VICTORIES TONIGHT BUT I CONSIDER 938 00:32:00,518 --> 00:32:02,220 THAT ONEF THEM. 939 00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:03,488 THAT WAS THE BIGGER GUN THAT 940 00:32:03,488 --> 00:32:07,125 WAS BROUGHT. 941 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:09,594 I GOT TIRED AND I HAVE THAT 942 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:10,395 PHOTOGRAPH, I GOT TIRED OF 943 00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:11,262 SEEING BLACK PEOPLE EVERY TIME 944 00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:12,897 WE ARE IN THE MEDIA ABOUT GUNS 945 00:32:12,897 --> 00:32:15,333 IT'S ALWAYS BAD TO. 946 00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:16,934 WE ARE LAW ABIDING CITIZENS AND 947 00:32:16,934 --> 00:32:18,870 WE ARE NOT GOING T G OUR 948 00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:22,040 SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS. 949 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:22,940 THE FASTEST GROWING SEGMENT OF 950 00:32:22,940 --> 00:32:24,876 GUN OWNERS, DO YOU KNOW WHO THEY 951 00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:25,043 ARE? 952 00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:28,846 I'M GLAD YOU ASKED.AUGHTER] 953 00:32:28,846 --> 00:32:29,147 IT'S WOMEN! 954 00:32:29,147 --> 00:32:30,581 BLACK WOMEN. 955 00:32:30,581 --> 00:32:32,850 AN IT WAS A BLACK WOMAN THAT 956 00:32:32,850 --> 00:32:34,052 SAID YOU NEED A WINCHESTER RIFLE 957 00:32:34,052 --> 00:32:38,556 IN HOME.A BLACK WOMAN, DURING TL 958 00:32:38,556 --> 00:32:41,993 RIGHTS AND BEFORE SAID THAT AN 959 00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:43,561 HARRIET TUBMAN CARRIED A GUN. 960 00:32:43,561 --> 00:32:45,330 IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER-- 961 00:32:45,330 --> 00:32:46,230 Bill: IT MAKES SENSE 962 00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:47,832 BECAUSE GUNS ARE A LEVELER. 963 00:32:47,832 --> 00:32:50,435 IF YOU DON'T HAVE GUNS, THAN THE 964 00:32:50,435 --> 00:32:50,935 PERSON WHO IS PHYSICALLY 965 00:32:50,935 --> 00:32:55,006 STRONGER IS ALWAYS GOING TO WIN. 966 00:32:55,006 --> 00:32:55,640 I DO NOTGUNS. 967 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,675 AND I HAVE GUNS CE I DON'T 968 00:32:57,675 --> 00:32:58,476 LIKE THEM. 969 00:32:58,476 --> 00:32:59,143 I ALWAYS COMPARE THEM TO 970 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:00,778 ANTIBIOTICS, I NEVER WANT TO 971 00:33:00,778 --> 00:33:03,881 TAKE ONE BUT I'M GLAD THEY EXIST 972 00:33:03,881 --> 00:33:05,249 BECAUSE I'M AS SMALL AS SOME 973 00:33:05,249 --> 00:33:07,418 WOMEN. 974 00:33:07,418 --> 00:33:09,020 [LAUGHTER] 975 00:33:09,020 --> 00:33:12,890 AND I MAY NEED TO LEVEL THE 976 00:33:12,890 --> 00:33:13,524 PLAYELD. 977 00:33:13,524 --> 00:33:16,694 LETE FINISH LAUGHING. 978 00:33:16,694 --> 00:33:17,395 [LAUGHTER] 979 00:33:17,395 --> 00:33:19,330 Bill: MY POINT WITH THE 980 00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:21,499 PICTURE IS THAT I THINK THIS 981 00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:23,334 WHOLE DONE DEBATES, THERE COULD 982 00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:25,036 BE A GRAND BARGAIN, THERE COULD 983 00:33:25,036 --> 00:33:26,437 BE REASONABLE THINGS THAT PEOPLE 984 00:33:26,437 --> 00:33:26,771 DO. 985 00:33:26,771 --> 00:33:28,306 IT IS NOT UNREASONABLE WHAT THE 986 00:33:28,306 --> 00:33:30,541 LIBERALS ARE ASKING FOR WHICH IS 987 00:33:30,541 --> 00:33:32,844 JUST THAT THE GUNS BE HARDER TO 988 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:33,644 GET ESPECIALLY FOR THE PEOPLE 989 00:33:33,644 --> 00:33:35,046 WHO HAVE SHOWN THEY MAY DO 990 00:33:35,046 --> 00:33:37,982 SOMETHING ROTTEN WITH THEM. 991 00:33:37,982 --> 00:33:40,985 THIS IS NOT CRAZY STUFF. 992 00:33:40,985 --> 00:33:42,487 25 STATES NOW, YOU CAN CARRY 993 00:33:42,487 --> 00:33:43,254 WITHOUT A PERMIT TO. 994 00:33:43,254 --> 00:33:45,490 I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN THE OLD 995 00:33:45,490 --> 00:33:48,760 WEST. 996 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,194 I THINK IT'S ABOUT SOMETHING 997 00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:51,529 ELSE, JUST LIKE A RELATIONSHIP 998 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:52,163 FIGHT IT'S NEVER ABOUT WHAT 999 00:33:52,163 --> 00:33:53,331 YOU'RE REALLY FIGHTING A IS 1000 00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:57,168 NOT ABOUT THE TOOTHPASTE OF THE 1001 00:33:57,168 --> 00:33:58,035 TOEAT. 1002 00:33:58,035 --> 00:34:01,439 YOU MADES NOT YOU, IT 1003 00:34:01,439 --> 00:34:06,110 Bill: GUNS IS TAY OFSAYING F. 1004 00:34:06,110 --> 00:34:07,945 WE ARE GOING TO OWN YOU, YOU 1005 00:34:07,945 --> 00:34:10,181 WANT TO BE CRAZY, I'LL BE CRAZY 1006 00:34:10,181 --> 00:34:12,450 TOO IN MIND HAS BULLETS, THAT'S 1007 00:34:12,450 --> 00:34:12,850 WHAT THAT'S ABOUT. 1008 00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:15,019 I THINK IT'S DEEPER THAN THAT 1009 00:34:15,019 --> 00:34:16,387 LOT OF GUN RIGHTS 1010 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:16,854 SUPPORTERS VIEW THE 1011 00:34:16,854 --> 00:34:19,490 SECOND AMENDMENT LIKE THE 1012 00:34:19,490 --> 00:34:20,324 FIRST AMENDMENT, JUST AS THERE 1013 00:34:20,324 --> 00:34:22,226 ARE NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES OF THE 1014 00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:22,827 T AMENDMENT, YOU HAVE TO 1015 00:34:22,827 --> 00:34:24,028 TOLERATE BIGOTED, CRAZY PEOPLE 1016 00:34:24,028 --> 00:34:26,564 SAYING THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE 1017 00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:27,365 BECAAT'S PROTECTED UNDER 1018 00:34:27,365 --> 00:34:28,499 THE FIRST AMENDMENT, UNDER THE 1019 00:34:28,499 --> 00:34:29,233 SECOND AMENDMENT YOU HAVE TO 1020 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:30,134 TOLERATE THE FACT THAT THERE ARE 1021 00:34:30,134 --> 00:34:31,736 GOING TO BE THOUSANDS OF 1022 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:32,670 INNOCENT PEOPLE KILLED BY GUNS 1023 00:34:32,670 --> 00:34:33,971 EVER YEAR. 1024 00:34:33,971 --> 00:34:35,706 THAT'S THE PRICE OF THE FREEDOM 1025 00:34:35,706 --> 00:34:36,841 THAT IS THE SECOND AMENDMENT. 1026 00:34:36,841 --> 00:34:38,376 I MIGHT NOT LIKE THAT A LOT OF 1027 00:34:38,376 --> 00:34:40,011 PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THAT BUT 1028 00:34:40,011 --> 00:34:40,878 THAT'S HOW MOST GUN RIGHTS 1029 00:34:40,878 --> 00:34:43,314 SUPPORTERS LOOK AT IT. 1030 00:34:43,314 --> 00:34:46,083 YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO CHANGE 1031 00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:46,284 THAT. 1032 00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:47,518 UNLESS YOU GET RID OF THE 1033 00:34:47,518 --> 00:34:48,419 SECOND AMENDMENT YOU NEVER 1034 00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:49,487 GOING TO RES THAT. 1035 00:34:49,487 --> 00:34:51,055 AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET RID 1036 00:34:51,055 --> 00:34:52,156 OF THE SECOND AMENDMENT. 1037 00:34:52,156 --> 00:34:55,393 I THINK WHAT MOST PEOPLE SAY 1038 00:34:55,393 --> 00:34:56,561 IS THAT THE SECOND AMENDMENT IS 1039 00:34:56,561 --> 00:34:58,496 THERE TO BACK UP THE 1040 00:34:58,496 --> 00:35:00,364 FIRST AMENDMENT AND THAT'S ALL 1041 00:35:00,364 --> 00:35:03,201 WELL AND GOOD TOO. 1042 00:35:03,201 --> 00:35:04,302 HERE'S THE THING, IF YOU'RE 1043 00:35:04,302 --> 00:35:05,136 BREAKING INTO MY HOME WHILE I'M 1044 00:35:05,136 --> 00:35:07,238 WAITING ON THE POLICE TO COME, 1045 00:35:07,238 --> 00:35:10,575 I'M GOING TO SHOOT Y. 1046 00:35:10,575 --> 00:35:12,210 THAT'S THE WAY IT IS. 1047 00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:15,012 Bill: ME TO. 1048 00:35:15,012 --> 00:35:16,547 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS. 1049 00:35:16,547 --> 00:35:17,215 HIM I'M GOING TO PRAY FOR YOU 1050 00:35:17,215 --> 00:35:20,351 M GOING TO SHOOT YOU. 1051 00:35:20,351 --> 00:35:22,753 [LAUGHTER] 1052 00:35:22,753 --> 00:35:24,489 Bill: I'LL DO YOU ONE 1053 00:35:24,489 --> 00:35:25,723 BETTER, I'M GOING TO SKIP THE 1054 00:35:25,723 --> 00:35:28,993 PRAYER! 1055 00:35:28,993 --> 00:35:29,760 [LAUGHTER] 1056 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,095 LISTEN I'M BEGINNING TO THINK 1057 00:35:31,095 --> 00:35:33,564 TRUMP GUY IS NOT GOOD FOR THE 1058 00:35:33,564 --> 00:35:35,766 COUNTRY. 1059 00:35:35,766 --> 00:35:36,367 [LAUGHTER] 1060 00:35:36,367 --> 00:35:38,169 THIS RALLY I WAS TALKING ABOUT 1061 00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:40,438 HE DID IN WACO, HE'S NOW PLAYING 1062 00:35:40,438 --> 00:35:44,175 HE THE PRESIDENT OF THEWAS 1063 00:35:44,175 --> 00:35:45,576 ED STATES AND BIG TV STAR 1064 00:35:45,576 --> 00:35:48,613 AND SOON TO BE ARRESTED TO. 1065 00:35:48,613 --> 00:35:49,881 [LAUGHTER] 1066 00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:52,049 BU APPARENTLY ALSO A POP 1067 00:35:52,049 --> 00:35:52,250 STAR. 1068 00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:53,985 HE WAS BRAGGINGND HE'S NOT 1069 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:55,520 WRONG, HE HAD FOR A SHORT PERIOD 1070 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,154 OF TIME THE NUMBER ONE TREND 1071 00:35:57,154 --> 00:35:58,890 RECORD ON THE CHARTS. 1072 00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:00,992 THEY PUT OUT A RECORD WITH THE 1073 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:02,727 JACE SQUIER, THESE WERE THE 1074 00:36:02,727 --> 00:36:04,128 PEOPLE IN JANUARY 6 WHO WERE IN 1075 00:36:04,128 --> 00:36:05,062 JAIL FOR BITING AGAINST THE 1076 00:36:05,062 --> 00:36:06,097 UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT, THIS 1077 00:36:06,097 --> 00:36:08,833 IS NOT A JOKE AND IT WAS NUMBER 1078 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:18,409 TREND, LISTEN. 1079 00:36:18,409 --> 00:36:20,244 I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE 1080 00:36:20,244 --> 00:36:22,380 FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF 1081 00:36:22,380 --> 00:36:24,749 AMERICA. 1082 00:36:24,749 --> 00:36:26,684 Bill: YOU CAN SEE WHY IT 1083 00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:27,818 WANTS TO NUMBER ONE, THAT A 1084 00:36:27,818 --> 00:36:32,957 SPECTACULAR. 1085 00:36:32,957 --> 00:36:35,393 WHEN A SONG GOES THE NUMBER ONE, 1086 00:36:35,393 --> 00:36:36,928 WHAT DOES THE RECORD COMPANY 1087 00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:37,194 SAY? 1088 00:36:37,194 --> 00:36:38,396 NOW WEANT AN ALBUM. 1089 00:36:38,396 --> 00:36:43,701 WE GOT AN ADVANCED COPY, IT'S 1090 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:44,201 CALLED APPETITE FOR 1091 00:36:44,201 --> 00:36:44,535 INSURRECTION. 1092 00:36:44,535 --> 00:36:45,136 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR SOME OF 1093 00:36:45,136 --> 00:36:49,974 THE CUTS? 1094 00:36:49,974 --> 00:36:51,943 'S GOT SONGS WHY "I GUESS 1095 00:36:51,943 --> 00:36:54,011 THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT FAKE 1096 00:36:54,011 --> 00:36:56,280 NEWS." 1097 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,014 JANIE'S GOT A SPACE LASER. 1098 00:36:57,014 --> 00:37:03,287 THE KIDS ARE ALT-RIGHT. 1099 00:37:03,287 --> 00:37:06,424 THIS IS A GREAT CUT. 1100 00:37:06,424 --> 00:37:08,659 WAP [WHITE ASS PATRIOT]. 1101 00:37:08,659 --> 00:37:12,830 RIOTER'S DELIGHT. 1102 00:37:12,830 --> 00:37:13,097 [LAUGHTER] 1103 00:37:13,097 --> 00:37:13,898 MAMMAS DON'T LET YOUR BABIES 1104 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:20,638 GROW UP TO BE RS. 1105 00:37:20,638 --> 00:37:30,848 [LAUGHTER] ALL TO GEORGIA. 1106 00:37:30,848 --> 00:37:33,851 AND MY FAVORITE. 1107 00:37:33,851 --> 00:37:38,222 DESPOT CHEETO. 1108 00:37:38,222 --> 00:37:38,756 I HEARD IT THROUGH THE 1109 00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:40,091 MICROWAVE. 1110 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:40,858 ME AND ALEX JONES [WE GOT A 1111 00:37:40,858 --> 00:37:48,032 THING GOING ON]. 1112 00:37:48,032 --> 00:37:54,605 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1113 00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:56,007 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE TRANSIT 1114 00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:57,908 SIDE OF THIS AS SOON AS THIS 1115 00:37:57,908 --> 00:37:59,443 HAPPENED IT BROKE DOWN IN THE 1116 00:37:59,443 --> 00:38:01,479 O SIDES, IT'S BECAUSE OF GUNS 1117 00:38:01,479 --> 00:38:04,982 IN THIS TRANSIT THING. 1118 00:38:04,982 --> 00:38:06,751 I KNOW A LOT OF MY FRIENDS FEEL 1119 00:38:06,751 --> 00:38:10,087 THE SAME WAY THAT THE LGBTQ-- 1120 00:38:10,087 --> 00:38:11,222 IS IT A COALITION THAT NEEDS TO 1121 00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:14,625 COME APART? 1122 00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:15,926 THE TEA SHOULD PERHAPS BE ITS 1123 00:38:15,926 --> 00:38:17,595 OWN THING AND YOU ARE LUMPING 1124 00:38:17,595 --> 00:38:19,230 PEOPLE TOGETHER WHO ACTUALLY 1125 00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:22,166 E FROM NOT HAVING A LOT OF 1126 00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:23,434 THINGS IN COMMON ARE HAVING SOME 1127 00:38:23,434 --> 00:38:25,469 THINGS CONTRADICTING EACH OTHER. 1128 00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:27,204 UP TO THE POINT WHERE THE 1129 00:38:27,204 --> 00:38:28,339 TRANS MOVEMENT WAS LOOKING FOR 1130 00:38:28,339 --> 00:38:29,373 EQUALITY AND DIGNITY AND RESPECT 1131 00:38:29,373 --> 00:38:33,377 THE SAME THING THE DAY MOVEMENT 1132 00:38:33,377 --> 00:38:35,579 WAS LOOKING FOR, THAT'S FINE FOR 1133 00:38:35,579 --> 00:38:37,648 THE MOST AMERICANS SUPPORT THAT 1134 00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:39,717 IN THE SUPREME COURT DECISION 1135 00:38:39,717 --> 00:38:40,551 WRITTEN BY THE JUDGE 1136 00:38:40,551 --> 00:38:43,654 NEIL GORSUCH, TRANS PEOPLE ARE 1137 00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:47,758 NOT PROTECTED UNDER THE CIVIL 1138 00:38:47,758 --> 00:38:49,927 RIGHTS ACT. 1139 00:38:49,927 --> 00:38:52,763 I THINK IT'S DEALING WITH 1140 00:38:52,763 --> 00:38:54,365 CHILDREN A LOT OF THESE GENDER 1141 00:38:54,365 --> 00:38:55,066 NONCONFORMING CHILDULD 1142 00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:56,867 OTHERWISE GROW UP TO BE GAY. 1143 00:38:56,867 --> 00:39:00,037 IF YOU'RE A BOY PLAYING WITH 1144 00:39:00,037 --> 00:39:02,206 DOLLS AND WEARING YOUR SISTER'S 1145 00:39:02,206 --> 00:39:03,007 DRESSES, 7 OUT OF 10 TIMES ARE 1146 00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:05,076 GOING TO GROW UP TO BE GAY AND 1147 00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:06,377 LIKEWISE FOR A TOMBOY GIRL. 1148 00:39:06,377 --> 00:39:07,978 MANY GREW UP TO BE STRAIGHT BUT 1149 00:39:07,978 --> 00:39:10,181 A LOT OF THESE KIDS ARE BEING 1150 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:11,549 TOLD BECAUSE O RADICAL 1151 00:39:11,549 --> 00:39:13,050 GENDER IDEOLOGY THEYRE A 1152 00:39:13,050 --> 00:39:15,186 MEMBER OF THE OPPITE SEX. 1153 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:18,289 THIS WHERE THE CONFL IS 1154 00:39:18,289 --> 00:39:19,223 COMING IN AND-- 1155 00:39:19,223 --> 00:39:20,891 Bill: THEY ARE BEING TOLD, 1156 00:39:20,891 --> 00:39:22,526 IT VARIES FROM SCHOOL TO SCHOOL. 1157 00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:23,494 TIMES THEY ARE JUST BEING 1158 00:39:23,494 --> 00:39:25,229 TOLD THAT THERE REALLY IS NO 1159 00:39:25,229 --> 00:39:30,434 SUCH T AS SEX, IT'S ALL ON A 1160 00:39:30,434 --> 00:39:30,701 SPECTRUM. 1161 00:39:30,701 --> 00:39:31,335 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BOYS 1162 00:39:31,335 --> 00:39:35,072 AND GIRLS, YOU'RE BORN, YOUAVE 1163 00:39:35,072 --> 00:39:37,441 A PENIS, IT COULD BE AN 1164 00:39:37,441 --> 00:39:38,008 INDICATION OF BEING A MALE. 1165 00:39:38,008 --> 00:39:39,443 IT'S A JUMP BALL AND WE WILL 1166 00:39:39,443 --> 00:39:40,277 FIRE IT OUT LATER AND WE CAN 1167 00:39:40,277 --> 00:39:44,348 ALWAYS CUT IT OFF. 1168 00:39:44,348 --> 00:39:46,751 THAT IS THE PROBLEM, NOBODY'S 1169 00:39:46,751 --> 00:39:47,551 TALKING ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SIDE 1170 00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:51,288 WE ARE FINDING THESE CHILDREN 1171 00:39:51,288 --> 00:39:52,156 WANT TO DETRANSITION AND THEY 1172 00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:55,126 CAN'T, THEY ARE ADULTS NOW AND 1173 00:39:55,126 --> 00:39:57,695 UNFORTUNATELY THE PARTS WERE CUT 1174 00:39:57,695 --> 00:39:58,996 OFF AND THEY ARE LAMENTING THAT 1175 00:39:58,996 --> 00:40:01,165 THEY WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO HAVE 1176 00:40:01,165 --> 00:40:03,033 CHILDREN, NEVER BE ABLE TO 1177 00:40:03,033 --> 00:40:03,400 EXPERIENCE THAT. 1178 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,336 Bill: TO BE FAIR, PROBABLY 1179 00:40:05,336 --> 00:40:06,704 MOST-- I THINK THE STUDIES SHOW 1180 00:40:06,704 --> 00:40:09,039 MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO DO IT SAY 1181 00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:10,608 ARE THEY GLAD THEY DID IT. 1182 00:40:10,608 --> 00:40:13,244 SOME OF THAT COULD BE SU IN 1183 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:13,744 COST FALLACY. 1184 00:40:13,744 --> 00:40:15,279 YOU KNOW WHAT SUNKEN COST 1185 00:40:15,279 --> 00:40:17,114 FALLACY? 1186 00:40:17,114 --> 00:40:18,916 I'M SURE YOU WILL US. 1187 00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:19,183 TER] 1188 00:40:19,183 --> 00:40:21,152 Bill: WE SHOULD DO A 1189 00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:24,555 MORNING SHOW TOGETHER. 1190 00:40:24,555 --> 00:40:26,423 IT'S WHEN YOU PUT THE MONEY INTO 1191 00:40:26,423 --> 00:40:27,024 SOMETHING, SO MUCH MONEY THAT 1192 00:40:27,024 --> 00:40:31,162 YOU CAN'T ADMIT YOU MADE A 1193 00:40:31,162 --> 00:40:31,395 MISTAKE. 1194 00:40:31,395 --> 00:40:33,731 SOME OF THAT COULD BE THAT. 1195 00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:35,866 I DID IT, I DON'T HAVE A DICK 1196 00:40:35,866 --> 00:40:37,535 NOW, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE 1197 00:40:37,535 --> 00:40:39,904 THIS WORK. 1198 00:40:39,904 --> 00:40:40,171 [LAUGHTER] 1199 00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:43,040 I THINK MOST WHO DO IT-- I'VE 1200 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,341 TALKED TO PARENTS ABOUT THIS. 1201 00:40:44,341 --> 00:40:46,143 A LOT OF TIMES YOU JUST KNOW, 1202 00:40:46,143 --> 00:40:50,347 THAT KID IS NOT GAY,HE FACTORY 1203 00:40:50,347 --> 00:40:50,915 INSTALLED EQUIPMENT DIDN'T 1204 00:40:50,915 --> 00:40:51,115 MATCH. 1205 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:55,386 THAT'S A REAL THING, IT'S RARE 1206 00:40:55,386 --> 00:40:55,753 BUT IT HAPPENS. 1207 00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:57,121 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THERE ARE 1208 00:40:57,121 --> 00:40:58,856 OTHER ONES NOW BECAUSE IT IS 1209 00:40:58,856 --> 00:41:00,991 SOMEWHAT TRENDY-- I KNOW PEOPLE 1210 00:41:00,991 --> 00:41:02,760 HATE TO HEAR THAT BUT IT'S 1211 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,929 OBVIOUSLY TRUE, AN ELEMENT OF 1212 00:41:04,929 --> 00:41:06,197 SOCIAL CONTAGION, IT WOULDN'T BE 1213 00:41:06,197 --> 00:41:07,464 SO PREVALENT HERE AND NOT IN 1214 00:41:07,464 --> 00:41:07,698 INDIANA. 1215 00:41:07,698 --> 00:41:12,803 WOULD WIND BE REGIONAL. 1216 00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:13,771 THERE ARE ADVANCED 1217 00:41:13,771 --> 00:41:14,438 DEMOCRACIES THAT HAVE BEEN DOING 1218 00:41:14,438 --> 00:41:17,174 THIS A LOT LONGER WITH CHILDREN, 1219 00:41:17,174 --> 00:41:17,808 PEDIATRIC TRANSGENDER MEDICINE, 1220 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:22,947 THEY ARE NOW DIALING BACK. 1221 00:41:22,947 --> 00:41:24,582 Bill: THE COUNTRY'S 1222 00:41:24,582 --> 00:41:25,182 LIBERALS ALWAYS LOOKED TO. 1223 00:41:25,182 --> 00:41:28,819 THESE ARE NOT RIGHT WING 1224 00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:29,653 FASCIST ANTI-TRANS COUNTRIES. 1225 00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:31,722 A LOT OF THESE ACTIVISTS SAY THE 1226 00:41:31,722 --> 00:41:33,190 SCIENCE ISED AND IF YOU 1227 00:41:33,190 --> 00:41:34,491 DISAGREE, YOU ARE A BIGOT AND 1228 00:41:34,491 --> 00:41:36,927 YOU'RE A FASCIST. 1229 00:41:36,927 --> 00:41:39,296 IS A PROBLEM, THAT KIND OF 1230 00:41:39,296 --> 00:41:40,564 HYPERBOLIC RHETORIC MAKES IT 1231 00:41:40,564 --> 00:41:41,932 DIFFICULT TO TALK ABOUT THIS 1232 00:41:41,932 --> 00:41:42,132 ISSUE. 1233 00:41:42,132 --> 00:41:45,936 Bill: I AGREE. 1234 00:41:45,936 --> 00:41:47,571 IF YOU ARGUE AT ALL, YOU'RE A 1235 00:41:47,571 --> 00:41:49,740 BIGOT AND THE FACT THEY ARE 1236 00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:52,610 GOING TO HAVE A TRANS DAY OF 1237 00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:52,877 VENGEANCE? 1238 00:41:52,877 --> 00:41:55,346 CAN YOU IMAGINE ANY OTHER GROUP 1239 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:56,113 ANNOUNCING A DAY OF VENGEANCE IN 1240 00:41:56,113 --> 00:41:57,414 THEIR NAME, WHAT THE REACTION 1241 00:41:57,414 --> 00:41:58,983 WOULD BE? 1242 00:41:58,983 --> 00:42:01,218 I WANT TO ASK THE TRANS PEOPLE, 1243 00:42:01,218 --> 00:42:02,820 WHAT ARE WE DOING, WHAT SHOULD 1244 00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:05,089 WE BE DOING THAT WE ARE NOT 1245 00:42:05,089 --> 00:42:05,489 DOING. 1246 00:42:05,489 --> 00:42:07,958 I ASKED MY STAFF I MENTIONED THE 1247 00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:10,361 THING YOU SAID TO. 1248 00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:13,063 JUNE OF 2020 THE SUPREME COURT 1249 00:42:13,063 --> 00:42:15,532 RULED THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT OF 1250 00:42:15,532 --> 00:42:17,701 1964 APPES TO DISCRIMINATION 1251 00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:19,069 ALSO BASED ON GENDER IDENTITY 1252 00:42:19,069 --> 00:42:20,271 AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. 1253 00:42:20,271 --> 00:42:23,407 BUT I KNOW BIDEN HE OTHER 1254 00:42:23,407 --> 00:42:25,376 STUFF-- I HAVE FOUR PAGES OF 1255 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:26,810 STUFF THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION 1256 00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:28,679 HAS DONE AND MAYY ARE ALL 1257 00:42:28,679 --> 00:42:28,946 DESERVING. 1258 00:42:28,946 --> 00:42:31,215 I'M JUST SAYING, SOM I 1259 00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:34,919 JUST DON'T KNOW, IT SEEMS THAT A 1260 00:42:34,919 --> 00:42:36,153 POWER GAME WITH THEM. 1261 00:42:36,153 --> 00:42:39,223 WE CAN MAKE YOU DO THIS AND THI 1262 00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:39,423 THIS. 1263 00:42:39,423 --> 00:42:41,558 IF YOU NOTICE, THEY ARE 1264 00:42:41,558 --> 00:42:42,359 MISSED ENGENDERING AND 1265 00:42:42,359 --> 00:42:44,695 DEADNAMING THE MURDERER. 1266 00:42:44,695 --> 00:42:46,096 THEY ARE REFERRING TO THE 1267 00:42:46,096 --> 00:42:47,798 MURDERER BY THEIR GIVEN NAME, 1268 00:42:47,798 --> 00:42:52,136 NOT THEIR CHOSEN NAME AND BY-- 1269 00:42:52,136 --> 00:42:54,305 REFERRING TO HER AS A WOMAN AS 1270 00:42:54,305 --> 00:42:58,042 OPPO WHAT HER IDENTITY WAS 1271 00:42:58,042 --> 00:42:59,476 WHICH IS NOT THE WAY TO MEDIATE 1272 00:42:59,476 --> 00:43:01,045 DOES THESE THINGS, THEY ARE 1273 00:43:01,045 --> 00:43:03,981 USUALLY VERY PARTICULAR ABOUTTHR 1274 00:43:03,981 --> 00:43:04,715 IDENTITY. 1275 00:43:04,715 --> 00:43:05,849 IF SOMEONE SAYS THEY ARE A MAN, 1276 00:43:05,849 --> 00:43:08,018 THEY ARE A MAN BUT IN THIS CASE 1277 00:43:08,018 --> 00:43:09,153 TH DOING THAT. 1278 00:43:09,153 --> 00:43:10,821 THIS PERSON MURDERED SIX 1279 00:43:10,821 --> 00:43:12,423 PEOPLE, I DON'T REALLY CARE WHO 1280 00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:14,625 Y YOU ARE. 1281 00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:16,794 YOU MURDERED SIX PEOPLE AND 1282 00:43:16,794 --> 00:43:17,828 THREE OF THEM WERE CHILDREN. 1283 00:43:17,828 --> 00:43:21,665 YOU DON'T GET A SAY-- SHE'S 1284 00:43:21,665 --> 00:43:23,267 DEAD NOW BUT YOU DON'T GET A SAY 1285 00:43:23,267 --> 00:43:25,135 IN TELLING US WHO YOU ARE AND 1286 00:43:25,135 --> 00:43:27,338 WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO. 1287 00:43:27,338 --> 00:43:31,075 KILLED SIX PEOPLE. 1288 00:43:31,075 --> 00:43:32,776 Bill: LET'S TAKE HER OUT OF 1289 00:43:32,776 --> 00:43:35,312 THIS AND TALK ABOUT THE ISSUE 1290 00:43:35,312 --> 00:43:37,047 WITHOUT THE MURDER OF HOUR. PGH 1291 00:43:37,047 --> 00:43:37,915 YOU BROUGHT IT UP, IT'S AN 1292 00:43:37,915 --> 00:43:39,583 HOUR ON TO SOMETHING ELSE. 1293 00:43:39,583 --> 00:43:42,987 IS THE THING. 1294 00:43:42,987 --> 00:43:45,155 I MAY PARENTS COME I'M A PARENT 1295 00:43:45,155 --> 00:43:45,689 ALL DAY. 1296 00:43:45,689 --> 00:43:47,891 I GET TO DECIDE WHAT HAPPENS IN 1297 00:43:47,891 --> 00:43:48,959 MY CHILD'S LIFE. 1298 00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:51,729 NOT YOU, NOT THE GOVERNMENTS, 1299 00:43:51,729 --> 00:43:52,162 NOT ANYBODY. 1300 00:43:52,162 --> 00:43:54,431 I N'T COPARENT. 1301 00:43:54,431 --> 00:43:56,367 I HAD THIS CHILD, I'M 1302 00:43:56,367 --> 00:43:57,468 RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS CHILD COME 1303 00:43:57,468 --> 00:44:00,404 ANYTHING HAPPENS TO JOHNNY, 1304 00:44:00,404 --> 00:44:02,573 YOU'RE CALLING ME AS YOU SHOULD 1305 00:44:02,573 --> 00:44:04,008 DO. 1306 00:44:04,008 --> 00:44:07,778 WHAT I'M SAYING NOW IS IF I 1307 00:44:07,778 --> 00:44:09,179 DON'T WANT MY CHILD GIVING LAP 1308 00:44:09,179 --> 00:44:12,182 DANCES AT SCHOOL BY A 1309 00:44:12,182 --> 00:44:13,584 DRAG QUEEN, I DON'T WANT IT 1310 00:44:13,584 --> 00:44:13,784 DONE. 1311 00:44:13,784 --> 00:44:15,719 TH'S HAPPENING. 1312 00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:17,821 DO THINK THE STATE SHOULD 1313 00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:18,355 HAVE THE RIGHT? 1314 00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:21,825 I'M TALKING ABOUT AS ARENT, N 1315 00:44:21,825 --> 00:44:23,160 THE PARENTS. 1316 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,395 THIS IS MY CHILD, I WILL MAKE A 1317 00:44:24,395 --> 00:44:26,063 DECIN WHAT HAPPENS WITH MY 1318 00:44:26,063 --> 00:44:26,263 CHILD. 1319 00:44:26,263 --> 00:44:28,365 [APPLAUSE] 1320 00:44:28,365 --> 00:44:30,534 Bill: I'M NOT SURE LAP 1321 00:44:30,534 --> 00:44:30,801 DANCES-- 1322 00:44:30,801 --> 00:44:32,636 IS A DRAG QUEEN STORY 1323 00:44:32,636 --> 00:44:33,904 HOUR, THERE'S DRAG QUEENS 1324 00:44:33,904 --> 00:44:34,538 READING TO CHILDREN. 1325 00:44:34,538 --> 00:44:36,707 THERE ARE DRAG QUEENS DOING 1326 00:44:36,707 --> 00:44:39,576 POLE DANCES, DRAG QUEENS. 1327 00:44:39,576 --> 00:44:40,511 Bill: IN SCHOOL? 1328 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:45,516 YOU GOT TO READ MORE. 1329 00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:47,718 Bill: I GUESS I DO. 1330 00:44:47,718 --> 00:44:49,319 Bill: I'M SURE ANYTHING 1331 00:44:49,319 --> 00:44:50,421 HAPPENS ANYWHERE, SOMEWHERE BUT 1332 00:44:50,421 --> 00:44:54,391 THIS IS NOT A COMMON THING. 1333 00:44:54,391 --> 00:44:56,593 AT HAPPENS TO A CHILD. 1334 00:44:56,593 --> 00:44:58,228 I'VE SEEN THINGS WERE A CHILD 1335 00:44:58,228 --> 00:44:59,930 WAS TAKEN TO A PUB, IT'S NOT 1336 00:44:59,930 --> 00:45:03,801 RIGHT EITHER. 1337 00:45:03,801 --> 00:45:06,503 SO FEW SCHOOLS HAVE PULLS. 1338 00:45:06,503 --> 00:45:06,770 [LAUGHTER] 1339 00:45:06,770 --> 00:45:08,939 LET ME TELL YOU, THEY TAKE 1340 00:45:08,939 --> 00:45:10,974 THEM TO THE LIBRARIES, ALL OF 1341 00:45:10,974 --> 00:45:11,341 THESE THINGS-- 1342 00:45:11,341 --> 00:45:13,143 Bill: A LIBRARY THIS IS 1343 00:45:13,143 --> 00:45:15,446 HAPPENING IN? 1344 00:45:15,446 --> 00:45:15,813 [LAUGHTER] 1345 00:45:15,813 --> 00:45:16,013 OKAY. 1346 00:45:16,013 --> 00:45:18,449 YOU GOT TO GET OUT MORE. 1347 00:45:18,449 --> 00:45:21,718 Bill: I D HAVE KIDS. 1348 00:45:21,718 --> 00:45:23,821 I DON'T HEAR ABOUT THIS, NO ONE 1349 00:45:23,821 --> 00:45:27,091 COMES-- I HAD A GREAT LAP DANC 1350 00:45:27,091 --> 00:45:28,892 DANCE. 1351 00:45:28,892 --> 00:45:29,893 IS NOT HAPPENING. 1352 00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:31,395 OT THAT YOU KNOW ABOUT. 1353 00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:36,400 I DO HEAR THAT. 1354 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,635 AS LONAS WE HAVE A COUPLE OF 1355 00:45:38,635 --> 00:45:39,503 MINUTES, THE SCHOOLS-- THIS IS 1356 00:45:39,503 --> 00:45:41,772 ALWAYS WHAT HAPPENS. 1357 00:45:41,772 --> 00:45:43,373 I WAS AGREEING WITH THE 1358 00:45:43,373 --> 00:45:44,441 GOVERNOR, THERE'S A LOT OF CRAZY 1359 00:45:44,441 --> 00:45:45,709 STUFF ON THE LEFT COME I'M THE 1360 00:45:45,709 --> 00:45:47,678 ONE WHO CALLS IT OUT OVER HERE. 1361 00:45:47,678 --> 00:45:50,247 BUT IT ALWAYS ENGENDERS A WORSE 1362 00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:52,916 REACTION ON THE RIGHT. 1363 00:45:52,916 --> 00:45:53,617 SO THEY ARE TAKING BOOKS OUT OF 1364 00:45:53,617 --> 00:45:57,154 SCHOOLS NOW OR-- THERE WAS A 1365 00:45:57,154 --> 00:46:00,390 BOOK ABOUT ROSA PARKS AND-- 1366 00:46:00,390 --> 00:46:03,727 RUBY BRIDGES I THINK Bill: TE 1367 00:46:03,727 --> 00:46:04,828 PART WHEREHE WAS BLACK END. 1368 00:46:04,828 --> 00:46:06,430 I'M NOT KIDDING BECAUSE I DON'T 1369 00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:08,365 WANT THE KIDS THINKING ABOUT 1370 00:46:08,365 --> 00:46:08,999 RACE. 1371 00:46:08,999 --> 00:46:10,501 SOMETIMES THE LEFT MAKES THE 1372 00:46:10,501 --> 00:46:11,568 KIDS THINK ABOUT RACE WAY TOO 1373 00:46:11,568 --> 00:46:15,572 YOUNG BUT TEND NOT TO MENTION 1374 00:46:15,572 --> 00:46:19,343 ROSA PARKS, THAT'S DUMB. 1375 00:46:19,343 --> 00:46:20,911 IT'S ABSOLUTELY DUMB. 1376 00:46:20,911 --> 00:46:23,547 [APPLAUSE] 1377 00:46:23,547 --> 00:46:26,250 LISTEN, HALF OF WHAT WE ARE 1378 00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:28,352 EXPERIENCING TODAY DOESN'T MAKE 1379 00:46:28,352 --> 00:46:30,354 ANY SENSE. 1380 00:46:30,354 --> 00:46:32,489 WE LIVE IN A WORLD OF CHAOS COME 1381 00:46:32,489 --> 00:46:33,090 UP IS DOWN AND WRITE HIS LEFT 1382 00:46:33,090 --> 00:46:35,959 AND WHATEVER. 1383 00:46:35,959 --> 00:46:37,628 WE NEED TO COME BACK TO A PLACE 1384 00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:40,130 OF SENSIBILITY WHERE WE CAN TALK 1385 00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:41,698 ABOUT THINGS. 1386 00:46:41,698 --> 00:46:42,933 WE TABOUT GUNS BEFORE AND 1387 00:46:42,933 --> 00:46:44,434 NOBODY REALIZES OR MAYBE WE'VE 1388 00:46:44,434 --> 00:46:46,803 OTTEN THAT 1389 00:46:46,803 --> 00:46:47,604 MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. APPLIED 1390 00:46:47,604 --> 00:46:48,272 FOR A CONCEALED CARRY PERMIT AND 1391 00:46:48,272 --> 00:46:51,909 HE DIDN'T GET IT. 1392 00:46:51,909 --> 00:46:53,710 THEY SAID--T FOR IT-- HE 1393 00:46:53,710 --> 00:46:57,347 DIDN'T HAVE GOOD CHARACTER. 1394 00:46:57,347 --> 00:46:58,782 LET'S LIVE AND LET LIVE. 1395 00:46:58,782 --> 00:47:00,384 YOU WANT TO LIVE YOUR LIFE A 1396 00:47:00,384 --> 00:47:02,553 CERTAIN WAY, DO IT, I'LLE MY 1397 00:47:02,553 --> 00:47:05,088 LIFE A CERTAIN WAY, I'M DOING 1398 00:47:05,088 --> 00:47:05,956 IT. 1399 00:47:05,956 --> 00:47:07,491 THIS IS AME 1400 00:47:07,491 --> 00:47:09,693 DON'T FORCE ME AND JUST BECAUSE 1401 00:47:09,693 --> 00:47:11,662 I DON'T-- IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE 1402 00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:12,596 DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING, I'M 1403 00:47:12,596 --> 00:47:13,964 DOING WHAT I'M DOING, LET'S BE 1404 00:47:13,964 --> 00:47:16,667 OKAY WITH THAT. 1405 00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:18,335 Bill: THAT'S A GREAT WAY TO 1406 00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:20,003 END THIS SEGMENT, THANK YOU VERY 1407 00:47:20,003 --> 00:47:22,239 MUCH WORK OUT TIME FOR NEW 1408 00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:28,078 RULES, EVERYBODY, NEW RULES! 1409 00:47:28,078 --> 00:47:29,179 NEW RULE: STOP BEING SO HARD ON 1410 00:47:29,179 --> 00:47:30,247 SOUTH CARS CHIEF 1411 00:47:30,247 --> 00:47:32,249 ACCOUNTANT RICHARD ECKSTROM JUST 1412 00:47:32,249 --> 00:47:33,350 BECAUSE HIS YEAR-END FINANCIAL 1413 00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:38,956 REPORT WAS OFF BY $3.5 BILLION. 1414 00:47:38,956 --> 00:47:39,990 LIKE YR CHECKBOOK IS ALWAYS 1415 00:47:39,990 --> 00:47:43,594 PERFECTLY BALANCED. 1416 00:47:43,594 --> 00:47:45,562 PLUS, CAN YOU HONESTLY SAY HE'S 1417 00:47:45,562 --> 00:47:47,431 THE FIRST SOUTH CAROLINA 1418 00:47:47,431 --> 00:47:49,233 OFFIAL WHERE SOMETHING JUST 1419 00:47:49,233 --> 00:47:54,037 DOESN'T QUITE ADD UP? 1420 00:47:54,037 --> 00:47:55,205 NEW RULE: NOW THAT POLICE IN 1421 00:47:55,205 --> 00:47:56,840 FRESNO HAVE SEIZED ALL THIS 1422 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,609 EVIDENCE FROM A GROUP OF NAZIS 1423 00:47:58,609 --> 00:48:00,310 - SOMEONE HAS TO ASK THE NAZIS, 1424 00:48:00,310 --> 00:48:01,111 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE NAZI COFFEE 1425 00:48:01,111 --> 00:48:06,850 MUGS? 1426 00:48:06,850 --> 00:48:08,352 GUNS AND THE FLAGS I GET, 1427 00:48:08,352 --> 00:48:09,686 BUT COFFEE MUGS KIND OF KILL THE 1428 00:48:09,686 --> 00:48:13,624 VIBE. 1429 00:48:13,624 --> 00:48:13,890 [LAUGHTER] 1430 00:48:13,890 --> 00:48:15,125 ARE YOU A HATE GROUP OR A BOOK 1431 00:48:15,125 --> 00:48:17,194 CLUB? 1432 00:48:17,194 --> 00:48:18,395 DO YOU ALSO HAVE LITTLE SWASTIKA 1433 00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:20,564 TOWELS FOR THE GUEST BATHROOM? 1434 00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:21,531 "NO HONEY, THOSE ARE JUST FOR 1435 00:48:21,531 --> 00:48:26,670 NAZI COMPANY!" 1436 00:48:26,670 --> 00:48:33,110 [LAUGHTER] 1437 00:48:33,110 --> 00:48:33,844 NEW RULE: THE CANADIAN CITY OF 1438 00:48:33,844 --> 00:48:34,845 REGINA, SASKATCHEWAN HAS TO 1439 00:48:34,845 --> 00:48:36,013 DOUBLE DOWN AND TAKE BACK THEIR 1440 00:48:36,013 --> 00:48:36,980 APOLY FOR THE "SHOW US YOUR 1441 00:48:36,980 --> 00:48:37,781 REGINA" TOURISM CAMPAIGN THEY 1442 00:48:37,781 --> 00:48:41,518 AIRED THIS MONTH. 1443 00:48:41,518 --> 00:48:43,387 [LAUGHTER] 1444 00:48:43,387 --> 00:48:43,854 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1445 00:48:43,854 --> 00:48:44,254 DON'T APOLOGIZE! 1446 00:48:44,254 --> 00:48:44,888 IT WAS A GREAT CAMPAIGN, AND IT 1447 00:48:44,888 --> 00:48:45,589 WAS TRUE-- CUZ I'VE BEEN TO 1448 00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:46,523 REGINA, AND IN THE SUMMER IT'S 1449 00:48:46,523 --> 00:48:47,224 GREAT. 1450 00:48:47,224 --> 00:48:48,292 BUT IN THE WINTER IT CAN GET 1451 00:48:48,292 --> 00:48:54,531 PRETTY HAIRY. 1452 00:48:54,531 --> 00:48:56,933 [LAUGHTER] 1453 00:48:56,933 --> 00:48:59,503 THAT'S A TERRIBLE JOKE. 1454 00:48:59,503 --> 00:49:01,171 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1455 00:49:01,171 --> 00:49:02,706 DON'T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY,OM! 1456 00:49:02,706 --> 00:49:04,041 NEW RULE: NO MORE USING YOUR 1457 00:49:04,041 --> 00:49:05,108 ASTROLOGICAL SIGN AS AN EXCUSE 1458 00:49:05,108 --> 00:49:08,078 "SORRY, I'M LATE AGAIN, BOSS, 1459 00:49:08,078 --> 00:49:11,548 BUT HEY, I'M A LEO!" 1460 00:49:11,548 --> 00:49:12,783 REALLY, THAT'S WHY? 1461 00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:14,551 THIS RIGHT HERE? 1462 00:49:14,551 --> 00:49:15,986 THIS? 1463 00:49:15,986 --> 00:49:20,624 THIS SHAPE IN THE SKY? 1464 00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:21,458 WELL I GUESS THAT SHAPE IS 1465 00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:22,559 PRETTY POWERFUL CUZ IT JUST GOT 1466 00:49:22,559 --> 00:49:29,533 YOU FIRED! 1467 00:49:29,533 --> 00:49:30,667 I'M SORRY, WAS THAT IMPULSIVE? 1468 00:49:30,667 --> 00:49:35,572 I KNOW-- I'M AN AQUARIUS.AUGHT] 1469 00:49:35,572 --> 00:49:36,039 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1470 00:49:36,039 --> 00:49:36,873 NEW RULE: NOW THAT KANYE SAYS HE 1471 00:49:36,873 --> 00:49:37,974 LIKES GAIN BECAUSE HE SAW 1472 00:49:37,974 --> 00:49:40,644 JONAH HILL IN JUMP STREET, NO 1473 00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:41,812 ONE SHOW HIM THE WOLF OF WALL 1474 00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:47,684 STREET. 1475 00:49:47,684 --> 00:49:47,918 [LAUGHTER] 1476 00:49:47,918 --> 00:49:48,385 [APPLAUSE] 1477 00:49:48,385 --> 00:49:49,453 BECA DOESN'T MAKE THE JEWS 1478 00:49:49,453 --> 00:49:54,725 LOOK TOO GOOD IN THAT ONE! 1479 00:49:54,725 --> 00:49:57,361 AND FINALLY, NEW RULE. 1480 00:49:57,361 --> 00:49:58,428 YOU SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TALK 1481 00:49:58,428 --> 00:49:59,162 ABOUT DEI ANYMORE IN AMERICA-- 1482 00:49:59,162 --> 00:50:00,464 DEI, THAT'S DIVERSITY, EQUITY, 1483 00:50:00,464 --> 00:50:02,032 AND INCLUSION-- WITHOUT 1484 00:50:02,032 --> 00:50:07,170 INCLUDING ATHEISTS. 1485 00:50:07,170 --> 00:50:13,510 [APPLAUSE] 1486 00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:14,945 THANK YOU, A FEW OF YOU. 1487 00:50:14,945 --> 00:50:15,579 WE'RE APPROACHING A THIRD OF THE 1488 00:50:15,579 --> 00:50:16,580 POPULATION NOW, I SHOULDN'T HAVE 1489 00:50:16,580 --> 00:50:20,784 TO BEG FOR THIS! 1490 00:50:20,784 --> 00:50:22,586 IT'S OUTRAGEOUS THERE ARE THIS 1491 00:50:22,586 --> 00:50:24,187 MANY OF US AND THERE IS STILL 1492 00:50:24,187 --> 00:50:24,821 ZERO REPRESENTATION IN 1493 00:50:24,821 --> 00:50:29,526 GOVERNMENT. 1494 00:50:29,526 --> 00:50:32,229 CONGRESS HAS 535 MEMBERS AND 1495 00:50:32,229 --> 00:50:34,731 ONLY A HANDFUL WILL EVEN 1496 00:50:34,731 --> 00:50:36,566 SHEEPISHLY ADMIT THEY ARE 1497 00:50:36,566 --> 00:50:37,100 RELIGIOUSLY UNAFFILIATED. 1498 00:50:37,100 --> 00:50:40,670 THE SUPREME COURT IS TWO 1499 00:50:40,670 --> 00:50:46,877 PROTESTANTS, ONE JEW AND SIX 1500 00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:49,012 PEOPLE MORE CATHOLIC THAN THE 1501 00:50:49,012 --> 00:50:49,413 POPE. 1502 00:50:49,413 --> 00:50:52,749 AND EVENELLECTUAL 1503 00:50:52,749 --> 00:50:53,450 PRESIDENTS LIKE OBAMA WHO ADMIT 1504 00:50:53,450 --> 00:50:54,684 TO BEING "SECULAR HUMANISTS" 1505 00:50:54,684 --> 00:50:56,653 HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE RELIGIOUS. 1506 00:50:56,653 --> 00:50:57,254 NO ONE HAS BEEN ABLE TO ADMIT 1507 00:50:57,254 --> 00:50:58,588 THEIR SHAMEFUL SECRET: "I DON'T 1508 00:50:58,588 --> 00:51:05,896 BELIEVE IN GHOSTS." 1509 00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:06,163 [LAU 1510 00:51:06,163 --> 00:51:06,430 [APPLAUSE] 1511 00:51:06,430 --> 00:51:15,939 NOW, NEXT SUNDAY IS EASTER-- SO 1512 00:51:15,939 --> 00:51:17,307 - YOU'VE HEARD OF IT? 1513 00:51:17,307 --> 00:51:17,574 [LAUGHTER] 1514 00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:18,775 BUNNY RABBITS THAT SHIT EGGS TO 1515 00:51:18,775 --> 00:51:19,776 CELEBRATE THE SON OF GOD. 1516 00:51:19,776 --> 00:51:25,048 SURE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR ARK. 1517 00:51:25,048 --> 00:51:25,315 [LAUGHTER] 1518 00:51:25,315 --> 00:51:25,582 [APPLAUSE] 1519 00:51:25,582 --> 00:51:26,550 BUT IT'S NOT FAIR THAT PEOPLE 1520 00:51:26,550 --> 00:51:27,617 WHO BELONG TO ONE OF THE BIG 1521 00:51:27,617 --> 00:51:30,420 RELIGIONS. THEY ALL GET A COSMIC 1522 00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:32,956 PERSONAL DAY WHERE THE WORLD 1523 00:51:32,956 --> 00:51:33,990 REVOLVES AROUND THEM. 1524 00:51:33,990 --> 00:51:34,891 I MEAN, HERE WE ARE IN THE 1525 00:51:34,891 --> 00:51:35,959 MIDDLE OF THE GREAT EGG 1526 00:51:35,959 --> 00:51:37,327 SHORTAGE, AND YET NEXT SUNDAY 1527 00:51:37,327 --> 00:51:37,961 WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE FEW EGGS WE 1528 00:51:37,961 --> 00:51:42,966 HAVE AND HIDE THEM IN THE YARD? 1529 00:51:42,966 --> 00:51:45,936 [LAUGHTER] 1530 00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:48,371 [CHEER APPLAUSE] 1531 00:51:48,371 --> 00:51:50,640 THERE'S ALSO NOW A MOVEMENT FOR 1532 00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,108 SCHOOLS TO OFFY RECOGNIZE 1533 00:51:52,108 --> 00:51:54,611 RAMADAN, THE MUSLIM MONTH OF 1534 00:51:54,611 --> 00:51:55,745 FASTING, AND I'M ALL FOR IT! 1535 00:51:55,745 --> 00:51:56,813 OR ANYTHING THAT GETS OUR FAT 1536 00:51:56,813 --> 00:52:03,487 KIDS TO EAT LESS. 1537 00:52:03,487 --> 00:52:04,221 [LAUGHTER] 1538 00:52:04,221 --> 00:52:04,688 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1539 00:52:04,688 --> 00:52:05,956 BUT WHILE APPROXIMATELY THREE 1540 00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:06,890 MILLION AMERICANS CELEBRATE 1541 00:52:06,890 --> 00:52:09,426 RAMADAN, 100 MILLION SAY THEY 1542 00:52:09,426 --> 00:52:10,193 HAVE NO RELIGION AT 1543 00:52:10,193 --> 00:52:14,030 WHAT THE FUCK, WHERE'S OUR DAY? 1544 00:52:14,030 --> 00:52:15,499 IS THAT REALLY SO MUCH TO ASK, 1545 00:52:15,499 --> 00:52:17,434 THAT THIS MANY PEOPLE GET ONE 1546 00:52:17,434 --> 00:52:19,803 DAY A YEAR WHEN WE RECOMMIT 1547 00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:25,909 OURSELVES TO OBSERVABLE REALITY? 1548 00:52:25,909 --> 00:52:27,377 ONE DAY WITH NO ATONEMENT, NO 1549 00:52:27,377 --> 00:52:31,848 CORPSE REANIMATION, NO FASTING, 1550 00:52:31,848 --> 00:52:32,115 [LAUGHTER] 1551 00:52:32,115 --> 00:52:34,851 NO TREE IN YOUR HOUSE, NO BIG 1552 00:52:34,851 --> 00:52:39,389 ROCK TO CIRCLE, NO DIRT ON YOUR 1553 00:52:39,389 --> 00:52:40,957 FOREHEAD, NO CANDLES TO LIGHT, 1554 00:52:40,957 --> 00:52:49,332 AND PLEASE, GOD, NO FRUITCAKES 1555 00:52:49,332 --> 00:52:50,734 [LAUGHTER] 1556 00:52:50,734 --> 00:52:51,234 [CHED APPLAUSE] 1557 00:52:51,234 --> 00:52:52,102 - JUST A YEARLY THREE-DAY 1558 00:52:52,102 --> 00:52:53,003 WEEKEND TO CELEBRATE YOUR 1559 00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:54,070 DEEPLY-HELD BELIEF THAT, WITH 1560 00:52:54,070 --> 00:52:55,238 MONDAY OFF, YOU CAN DRINK ON 1561 00:52:55,238 --> 00:53:01,978 SUNDAY NIGHT.AUGHTER] 1562 00:53:01,978 --> 00:53:02,812 AND GET TO SLEEP IN! 1563 00:53:02,812 --> 00:53:04,481 BETHERE IS NO PLACE TO 1564 00:53:04,481 --> 00:53:05,148 GATHER TO AFFIRM WE ALL BELIEVE 1565 00:53:05,148 --> 00:53:07,050 THE SAME SHIT. 1566 00:53:07,050 --> 00:53:09,419 WE KNOW WHAT WE BELIEVE, AND 1567 00:53:09,419 --> 00:53:10,086 WHAT WE DON'T BELIEVE-- WE 1568 00:53:10,086 --> 00:53:10,987 DON'T NEED TO RUB ELBOWS WITH 1569 00:53:10,987 --> 00:53:11,955 OTHER PEOPLE WHO DON'T BELIEVE 1570 00:53:11,955 --> 00:53:13,056 IT TOO. 1571 00:53:13,056 --> 00:53:14,925 AND WE NEED TO 1572 00:53:14,925 --> 00:53:16,426 COMMERCIALIZE OURAY, LIKE 1573 00:53:16,426 --> 00:53:18,929 ALL THE OTHER RELIGIONS DO. 1574 00:53:18,929 --> 00:53:19,930 ATHEISTS DAY IS ABOUT NOT BUYING 1575 00:53:19,930 --> 00:53:21,431 SOMETHING. 1576 00:53:21,431 --> 00:53:23,433 LIKE VIRGIN BIRTH: I'M NOT 1577 00:53:23,433 --> 00:53:28,471 BUYING IT. 1578 00:53:28,471 --> 00:53:33,910 [APPLAUSE] 1579 00:53:33,910 --> 00:53:34,511 WE HAVE THE NUMBERS. 1580 00:53:34,511 --> 00:53:35,378 WE CAN DO THIS. 1581 00:53:35,378 --> 00:53:36,079 THE FASTEST GROWING RELIGIOUS 1582 00:53:36,079 --> 00:53:40,617 GROUP IN THE UNITED STATES ARE 1583 00:53:40,617 --> 00:53:41,117 "NONES"-- 1584 00:53:41,117 --> 00:53:41,551 NO, NOT THE KIND WHO 1585 00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:43,820 USED TO BEAT YOU WITH A RULER 1586 00:53:43,820 --> 00:53:45,488 FOR BEING LEFTHANDED-- I MEAN 1587 00:53:45,488 --> 00:53:46,756 PEOPLE WHO, WHEN ASKED HOW MUCH 1588 00:53:46,756 --> 00:53:49,125 THEY WANT TO BE INVOLVED WITH A 1589 00:53:49,125 --> 00:53:56,766 RELIGION. SAY "NONE." 1590 00:53:56,766 --> 00:53:57,233 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1591 00:53:57,233 --> 00:54:00,503 THE UNAFFILIATED SHARE OF THE 1592 00:54:00,503 --> 00:54:01,404 POPULATION, CONSISTING OF PEOPLE 1593 00:54:01,404 --> 00:54:02,806 WHO DESCRIBE THEIR RELIGIOUS 1594 00:54:02,806 --> 00:54:03,974 IDENTITY AS ATHEIST, AGNOSTIC OR 1595 00:54:03,974 --> 00:54:05,909 "NOTHING IN PARTICULAR," H 1596 00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:09,112 RISEN FROM 5% IN 1972 TO 15% IN 1597 00:54:09,112 --> 00:54:13,316 2005 TO 32% TODAY. 1598 00:54:13,316 --> 00:54:18,822 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1599 00:54:18,822 --> 00:54:21,291 [LAUGHTER] 1600 00:54:21,291 --> 00:54:22,592 AND LEST YOU THINK IT'S ONLY 1601 00:54:22,592 --> 00:54:23,627 YOUNG, EDUCATED, WHITE LIBERALS 1602 00:54:23,627 --> 00:54:24,728 - NO, JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY IS 1603 00:54:24,728 --> 00:54:26,630 LOSING THEIR RELIGION. 1604 00:54:26,630 --> 00:54:33,970 OR AS I CALL IT, "HOLY 1605 00:54:33,970 --> 00:54:35,739 GHOSTING." 1606 00:54:35,739 --> 00:54:37,040 THE AVERAGE AGE OF A "NONE" IS 1607 00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:37,307 [LAUGHTER] 1608 00:54:37,307 --> 00:54:37,974 43, A THIRD ARE PEOPLE OF COLOR, 1609 00:54:37,974 --> 00:54:39,376 A QUARTER VOTED FOR TRUMP, AND 1610 00:54:39,376 --> 00:54:40,343 70% DON'T HAVE A FOUR-YEAR 1611 00:54:40,343 --> 00:54:41,645 COLLEGE DEGREE. 1612 00:54:41,645 --> 00:54:42,779 MILLENNIALS ARE THE FIRST 1613 00:54:42,779 --> 00:54:44,180 GENERATION THAT ARE LESS THAN A 1614 00:54:44,180 --> 00:54:47,550 MAJORITY CHRISTIAN-- THEIR IDEA 1615 00:54:47,550 --> 00:54:48,184 OF HELL IS A COFFEE SHOP WITH NO 1616 00:54:48,184 --> 00:54:54,024 WI-FI. 1617 00:54:54,024 --> 00:54:54,824 WHEN ASKED HOW OFTEN THEY GO TO 1618 00:54:54,824 --> 00:54:55,659 CHURCH, 34% OF YOUNGER 1619 00:54:55,659 --> 00:54:56,860 MILLENNIALS ANSWERED 1620 00:54:56,860 --> 00:55:00,263 "SELDOM/NEVER" OR "DON'T KNOW." 1621 00:55:00,263 --> 00:55:02,832 DON'T KNOW? 1622 00:55:02,832 --> 00:55:04,034 [LAUGHTER] 1623 00:55:04,034 --> 00:55:05,869 HEY, KIDS-- GOING TO CHURCH IS 1624 00:55:05,869 --> 00:55:07,303 LIKE HAVING AN ORGASM-- IF YOU 1625 00:55:07,303 --> 00:55:09,039 DON'T KNOW IF YOU DID, YOU 1626 00:55:09,039 --> 00:55:15,912 DIDN'T. 1627 00:55:15,912 --> 00:55:16,179 [LAUGHTER] 1628 00:55:16,179 --> 00:55:17,147 AND THATTHER GREAT THING 1629 00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:18,114 ABOUT ATHEISTS DAY: YOU DON'T 1630 00:55:18,114 --> 00:55:19,883 HAVE TO FAKE IT. 1631 00:55:19,883 --> 00:55:21,618 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BE AN 1632 00:55:21,618 --> 00:55:22,052 ATHEIST TO ENJOY IT. 1633 00:55:22,052 --> 00:55:22,819 JUST LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE 1634 00:55:22,819 --> 00:55:24,688 CHRISTIAN TO ENJOY CHRISTMAS, I 1635 00:55:24,688 --> 00:55:26,189 STILL LOVE CHRISTMAS-- YOU 1636 00:55:26,189 --> 00:55:27,190 DON'T HAVE TO BE AN ATHEIST TO 1637 00:55:27,190 --> 00:55:28,758 CELEBRATE ATHEIST DAY. 1638 00:55:28,758 --> 00:55:29,926 I'D LIKE IT TO BE THE ONE DAY A 1639 00:55:29,926 --> 00:55:33,630 YEAR THAT THE DEVOUT CAN GET A 1640 00:55:33,630 --> 00:55:34,264 LITTLE TASTE OF WHAT IT'S LIKE 1641 00:55:34,264 --> 00:55:35,398 TO LIVE YOUR LIFE WITHOUT SOME 1642 00:55:35,398 --> 00:55:36,666 MYTHICAL DADDY FIGURE JUDGING 1643 00:55:36,666 --> 00:55:37,300 YOU AND CONDEMNING YOU FOR BEING 1644 00:55:37,300 --> 00:55:46,843 THE EXACT PERSON HE MADE YOU. 1645 00:55:46,843 --> 00:55:47,510 [APPLAUSE] 1646 00:55:47,510 --> 00:55:48,311 ATHEISTS DAY SHOULD BE A DAY FOR 1647 00:55:48,311 --> 00:55:51,648 BELIEVERS TO STOP AND ASK 1648 00:55:51,648 --> 00:55:54,551 YOURSELVES. WHY? 1649 00:55:54,551 --> 00:55:55,885 WHY MAKE UP A BEING WHO'S 1650 00:55:55,885 --> 00:56:04,094 CONSTANTLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU? 1651 00:56:04,094 --> 00:56:04,861 YOU DON'T NEED IT. 1652 00:56:04,861 --> 00:56:07,564 YOU'VE GOT YOUR WIFE. 1653 00:56:07,564 --> 00:56:08,198 [LAUGHTER] 1654 00:56:08,198 --> 00:56:08,598 AND YOUR PARENTS. 1655 00:56:08,598 --> 00:56:09,232 YOUR SIBLINGS. 1656 00:56:09,232 --> 00:56:09,933 YOUR COWORKERS. 1657 00:56:09,933 --> 00:56:11,601 YOUR TRAINER, WHEN YOU DON'T 1658 00:56:11,601 --> 00:56:15,939 GIVE 110%! 1659 00:56:15,939 --> 00:56:16,840 THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE RIGHT 1660 00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:17,507 HERE ON EARTH WHO WILL GLADLY 1661 00:56:17,507 --> 00:56:18,675 MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A LAME, 1662 00:56:18,675 --> 00:56:21,044 INCOMPETENT FUCK-UP-- WHY MAKE 1663 00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:23,780 UP ONE MORE? 1664 00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:25,014 IT'S LIKE ADDING AN EXTRA 1665 00:56:25,014 --> 00:56:27,817 MOTHER-IN-LAW. 1666 00:56:27,817 --> 00:56:28,551 WHY ALWAYS BE TORMENTED "I 1667 00:56:28,551 --> 00:56:30,186 BETTER NOT MAKE BABY JESUS CRY." 1668 00:56:30,186 --> 00:56:31,955 WHY? 1669 00:56:31,955 --> 00:56:33,022 IS HE SITTING BEHIND YOU ON A 1670 00:56:33,022 --> 00:56:37,560 PLANE? 1671 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:37,827 [LAUGHTER] 1672 00:56:37,827 --> 00:56:38,828 WOULDN'T YOU LIKE ONE DAY, ONE 1673 00:56:38,828 --> 00:56:39,863 GODDAMN DAY IN THE YEAR, WHEN 1674 00:56:39,863 --> 00:56:41,397 FOR 24 HOURS YOU CAN TELL YOUR 1675 00:56:41,397 --> 00:56:43,733 GOD TO CLIMB DOWN OFF YOUR ASS? 1676 00:56:43,733 --> 00:56:45,268 BECAUSE TRYING TO PLEASE A MAN 1677 00:56:45,268 --> 00:56:48,338 WHO'S NOT THERE SETS YOU UP FOR 1678 00:56:48,338 --> 00:56:49,205 A LIFETIME OF MISERY. 1679 00:56:49,205 --> 00:56:53,076 JUST ASK TIFFANY TRUMP. 1680 00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:53,843 OKAY, THAT'S OUR SHOW. 1681 00:56:53,843 --> 00:56:54,677 WE'RE OFF NEXT WEEK ANDACK 1682 00:56:54,677 --> 00:56:54,944 [LAUGHTER] 1683 00:56:54,944 --> 00:56:55,411 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1684 00:56:55,411 --> 00:56:55,712 APRIL 14TH. 1685 00:56:55,712 --> 00:56:56,279 I'LL BE AT THE MET IN 1686 00:56:56,279 --> 00:56:57,113 PHILADELPHIA, JUNE 3RD, WIND 1687 00:56:57,113 --> 00:56:58,348 CREEK EVENT CENTER IN BETHLEHEM, 1688 00:56:58,348 --> 00:56:59,582 PA, JUNE 4TH, AND THE MGM GRAND 1689 00:56:59,582 --> 00:57:02,252 IN VEGAS JUN AND 17TH. 1690 00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:08,291 NOW GO WATCH OVERTIME ON "CN 1691 00:57:08,291 --> 00:57:11,194 TONIGHT" AT 11:30, OR CATCH IT 1692 00:57:11,194 --> 00:57:17,066 SATURDAY MORNING ON YOUTUBE. 1693 00:57:17,066 --> 00:57:22,272 THANK YOU, EVERYBODY! 1694 00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:30,480 [CHEER APPLAUSE] 1695 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:38,421 ♪ ♪ 1696 00:57:38,421 --> 00:57:43,726 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 1697 00:57:43,726 --> 00:57:55,038 ♪ ♪ 1698 00:57:55,038 --> 00:57:56,105 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]