1 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:12,445 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:16,015 >> START THE CLOCK. 3 00:00:16,082 --> 00:00:23,123 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:35,602 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:35,668 --> 00:00:41,307 ♪ ♪ 6 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:46,679 ♪ ♪ 7 00:00:46,746 --> 00:00:48,581 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 8 00:00:48,648 --> 00:00:51,584 >> Bill: HEY, EVERYBODY. 9 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:55,722 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 10 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:56,389 K YOU PEOPLE, I APPRECIATE 11 00:00:56,456 --> 00:01:00,794 IT -- HOW ARE YOU. 12 00:01:00,860 --> 00:01:04,030 ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. 13 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:06,099 PLEASE, WE WERE ONLY GONE FOR A 14 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:06,566 WEEK. 15 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:11,471 I APPRECIATE IT VERY MUCH -- WO 16 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:11,638 WOW. 17 00:01:11,704 --> 00:01:12,372 SUCH AN INTERESTING -- 18 00:01:12,439 --> 00:01:14,607 THANK YOU, PEOPLE. 19 00:01:14,674 --> 00:01:21,714 I APPRECIATE IT. 20 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:23,116 SUCH AN INTERESTING WEEK IN THE 21 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:24,451 NEWS, A BIG MYSTERYAS SOLVED 22 00:01:24,517 --> 00:01:24,951 THIS WEEK. 23 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:28,588 SOMEONE A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO 24 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:29,322 WAS LEAKING VERY SENSITIVE 25 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:31,257 NATIONAL SECURITY INFORMATION ON 26 00:01:31,324 --> 00:01:31,925 THE INTERNET. 27 00:01:31,991 --> 00:01:34,127 THIS WEEK, WE GOT HIM. 28 00:01:34,194 --> 00:01:38,998 THE FBI ARRESTED A 21-YEAR-OLD. 29 00:01:39,065 --> 00:01:41,668 [LAUGHTER] 30 00:01:41,734 --> 00:01:42,869 NATIONAL GUARDSMEN IN 31 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,304 MASSACHUSETTS WHO WAS DOING THIS 32 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:45,805 AND SO M QUESTIONS, I WANT T 33 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:49,342 KNOW WHY A 21-YEAR-OLD HAD 34 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:49,976 ACCESS TO OUR MOST SECRET 35 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:54,280 NATIONAL SECURITY STUFF 36 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:58,051 [APPLAUSE] 37 00:01:58,117 --> 00:02:00,119 WHEN MOST OF THEM NEED TO GOOGLE 38 00:02:00,186 --> 00:02:02,622 HOW TO WRITE A CHECK. 39 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:04,224 [LAUGHTE 40 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:04,491 [LAUGHTER] 41 00:02:04,557 --> 00:02:10,797 IT GETS MORE GEN Z THAN THIS. 42 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:12,599 HE WAS LIVING WITH HIS MOM -- 43 00:02:12,665 --> 00:02:13,733 AND WHERE DID HE POST THE 44 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,769 SENSITIVE ST? 45 00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:19,372 IN AN ONLINE CHAT ROOM FOR VIDEO 46 00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:20,240 GAMERS. 47 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:22,809 WE KNOW ONE THING ABOUT THE 48 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,911 MOTIVATION, IT WASN'T TO IMPRESS 49 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:28,147 GIRLS. 50 00:02:28,214 --> 00:02:30,917 [LAUGHTER AND CHEERING] 51 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,218 SHOW THE PICTURE OF THIS KID TO 52 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:36,523 COME LOOK AT THIS. 53 00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:39,759 AND MY GENERATION IS THE PROBLE 54 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:39,993 PROBLEM? 55 00:02:40,059 --> 00:02:40,260 [LAUGHTER] 56 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:48,201 THAT'S HIM, THE INTEL INCEL. 57 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:52,872 JASON BOURNE YESTERDAY, WHAT THE 58 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:53,740 FUCK? 59 00:02:53,806 --> 00:02:54,374 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 60 00:02:54,440 --> 00:03:00,313 LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE USED THE D 61 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:04,617 AGING FILTER ON MAYOR PETE. 62 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:07,554 THE DALAI LAMA SUCKS TONGS THAT 63 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:09,589 ARE OLDER THAN THIS. 64 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:13,626 THIS KID GOT CARDED AT THE 65 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:15,295 SUPER MAO BROTHERS MOVIE. 66 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:15,562 [LAUGHTER] 67 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:19,299 WHEN THEY ASKED HIM FOR A PLEA, 68 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:21,367 HE SAID NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF 69 00:03:21,434 --> 00:03:22,635 ANXIETY -- I'M TELLING YOU, 70 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:23,202 THESE KIDS TODAY. 71 00:03:23,269 --> 00:03:25,772 I LOVE THIS PART OF THE STORY 72 00:03:25,838 --> 00:03:28,641 THE PERSON WHO IDENTIFIED THIS 73 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,276 21-YEAR-OLD WAS YOUNGER, A 74 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:32,912 TEAGE BOY WHO WHICH MAKES 75 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:33,947 SENSE BECAUSE ALL THE PEOPLE IN 76 00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:35,315 THE CHAT ROOM WHERE TEENAGE 77 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:36,583 BOYS. 78 00:03:36,649 --> 00:03:38,051 THE 21-YEAR-OLD WAS KNOWN AS THE 79 00:03:38,117 --> 00:03:40,420 OG -- I'M NOT KIDDING. 80 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:42,655 HE WAS TRYING TO IMPRESS THEM, 81 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:43,723 YOU KNOW IT THEY NAMED THE GROUP 82 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:47,994 THEY WERE IN? 83 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,530 THUG SHAKER CENTRAL. 84 00:03:50,597 --> 00:03:50,964 [LAUGHTER] 85 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:53,232 ALSO WILLTHE NAME OF HIS ASS 86 00:03:53,299 --> 00:03:58,538 WHEN HE TO PRISON. 87 00:03:58,605 --> 00:03:59,839 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 88 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:00,673 A GENTLE GOOD HUMOR, THAT'S WHAT 89 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:04,677 I LOVE THIS WRINKLE. 90 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:05,311 MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE IS SIDING 91 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:09,115 WITH THE LEAKER. 92 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:12,352 SHE SAID HE'S WHITE, MALE, AND 93 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:13,519 CHRISTIAN. 94 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,521 [LAUGHTER] 95 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,490 YEAH WAS NEXT SO WE CAN'T DO 96 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:18,091 ANYTHING BAD? 97 00:04:18,157 --> 00:04:20,660 ASK YOURSELF WHO WAS THE REAL 98 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:21,127 ENEMY? 99 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:26,366 YOU, YOU ARE THE REAL ENEMY. 100 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:30,103 IT'S SO HARD TO WRAP YOUR HEAD 101 00:04:30,169 --> 00:04:32,171 ABOUT WHAT GOES ON IN THE MINDS 102 00:04:32,238 --> 00:04:33,506 OF THESE SELF-STYLED PATRIOTS. 103 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:35,375 THEY LOVE AMERICA SO MUCH THEY 104 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:38,111 SOLUTELY FUCKING HATE IT. 105 00:04:38,177 --> 00:04:40,847 MARJORGOING TO OPEN A NEW 106 00:04:40,913 --> 00:04:44,617 CHAIN OF GROCERY STORES CALLED 107 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:46,185 TRADEROES. 108 00:04:46,252 --> 00:04:49,589 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 109 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:51,924 IT'S ALL FUNNY BUT THE STUFF 110 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:53,660 THAT WAS REVEAITH THIS LEAK 111 00:04:53,726 --> 00:04:54,427 IS SERIOUS. 112 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:56,796 WE FIND OUT IF THIS LOOKS BAD, 113 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:58,264 THAT AMERICA HAS BEEN SPYING ON 114 00:04:58,331 --> 00:04:59,699 OUR OWN ALLIES WHICH MIGHT BE 115 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:01,467 GOOD TO BE BECAUSE ONE OF OUR 116 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:03,169 ALLIES EGYPT -- SORT OF -- THEIR 117 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:05,371 PRESIDENT WE FOUND OUT FROM THIS 118 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:08,875 WANTS TO SEND ARTILLE TO 119 00:05:08,941 --> 00:05:10,109 RUSSIA, PROBABLY ARTILLERY WE 120 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:10,710 PAID FOR. 121 00:05:10,777 --> 00:05:12,145 WE FOUND OUT THERE IS AN 122 00:05:12,211 --> 00:05:13,913 INFORMER THAT WE HAVE AT THE 123 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,882 HIGHEST LEVEL IN THE RUS 124 00:05:15,948 --> 00:05:17,250 MILITARY, SO EXPECT A BUNCH OF 125 00:05:17,316 --> 00:05:19,152 PEOPLE TO BE FALLING OUT OF 126 00:05:19,218 --> 00:05:21,087 WINDOWS IN MOSCOW NEXT WEEK. 127 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,321 [LAUGHTER] 128 00:05:22,388 --> 00:05:24,290 I LOVE THIS -- WE FOUND OUT THAT 129 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:26,592 IRAN WANTS TO START A SPACE 130 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:27,593 MISSION. 131 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,295 WOW, THEY WANT TO LAND ON THE 132 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:30,229 MOON, GATHER SOME MOON ROCKS, 133 00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:33,066 BRING THEM BACK AND THROW THEM 134 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:34,934 AT ISRAEL. 135 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:39,472 [LAUAND APPLAUSE] 136 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:42,508 AND, THIS IS SUPER SERIOUS, THIS 137 00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:43,810 THING REVEALED UKRAINE -- THAT 138 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:46,045 WAR IS NOT GOING AS THEY TOLD 139 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:46,979 US. 140 00:05:47,046 --> 00:05:48,481 THEY SAID VERY LOW ON AMMUNITION 141 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:49,849 AND WE WERE GOING TO SEND THEM 142 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:52,652 MORE BUT KID ROCK USED IT ALL TO 143 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:54,654 SHOOT AT BUD LIGHT. 144 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:54,921 [LAUGHTER] 145 00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:59,459 DID YOU SEE 146 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:02,328 WE GOT TO TALK ABOUT THIS, THIS 147 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:04,464 IS BIG NEWS. 148 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:07,433 APPARENTLY BUD LIGHT INCLUDED A 149 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,535 TRANSGENDER WOMAN IN THEIRADVERS 150 00:06:09,602 --> 00:06:18,077 TY WITH -- ALL THE COUNTRY 151 00:06:18,144 --> 00:06:23,449 RICH TOOK IT OUT OF HIS BAR IN 152 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:25,251 NASHVILLE, SOMEONE HAS TOPLAIN F 153 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:26,486 BEING RICH AND FAMOUS AS YOU 154 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:30,356 [LAUGHTER AND CHEERING] LIGHT. 155 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:32,125 OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW, 156 00:06:32,191 --> 00:06:32,992 PIERS MORGAN AND KATIE PORTER 157 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:33,459 ARHERE, BUT FIRST. 158 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:34,093 HE'S AN ACTOR, WRITER, AND 159 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:34,727 DIRECTOR WHOSE FORTHCOMING BOOK, 160 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:35,828 "EASY MONEY: CRYPTOCURRENCY, 161 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:38,197 CASINO CAPITALISM, AND THE 162 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:40,566 GOLDEN AGE OF FRAUD," COMES OUT 163 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:41,367 IN JULY AND IS AVAILABLE FOR 164 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:47,874 PRE-ORDER NOW: BEN MCKENZIE. 165 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:50,042 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 166 00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:50,843 HOW ARE YOU, SIR -- GREAT TO 167 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:55,114 MEET YOU. 168 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:56,716 VERY EXCITED TO HAVE HERE 169 00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:57,617 KNOWING THAT YOU WROTE THIS BOOK 170 00:06:57,683 --> 00:07:00,419 BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN A FREQUENT 171 00:07:00,486 --> 00:07:01,654 CRITIQUE -- YOU HAVE SEEN THIS 172 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:04,791 I'M SURE. 173 00:07:04,857 --> 00:07:05,458 I'VE BEEN AT DINNER PARTIES 174 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:08,394 SOMETIMES WITH SOME OF THESE 175 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:09,428 CRYPTO GUYS AND I GET THE SIDE I 176 00:07:09,495 --> 00:07:13,666 AM SURE YOU GET IT EVEN WORSE. 177 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:14,200 HERE'S THE THING. 178 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,435 >> THEY ARE NOT SUBTLE, THESE 179 00:07:16,502 --> 00:07:16,836 GUYS. 180 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:18,104 >> THEY DON'T SAY ANYTHING OUT 181 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:20,540 RIGHT BUT I CANELL, I GET THAT 182 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:21,307 DIRTY LOOK AND THEY TRIPPED ME 183 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:25,144 ON THE WAY TO THE BATHROOM. 184 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:26,379 I THOUGHT A FEW MONTHS AGO, 185 00:07:26,445 --> 00:07:32,451 WHENEVER IT WAS THAT FTX CRASHED 186 00:07:32,518 --> 00:07:33,519 AND CRYPTO WAS WAY DOWN IT'S THE 187 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:34,854 END OF IT, THANK GOD WE WON. 188 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:38,257 NOW I READ IT'S THE MARKETS 189 00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:40,526 RUNAWAY SUCCESS STORY. 190 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:44,664 IT'S UP LIKE 80% VERSUS THE 191 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:49,135 NASDAQ -- WHAS GOING ON IN? 192 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:50,803 APPARENTLY IT'S NOT GOING AWAY. 193 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:53,306 >> AND ECONOMIC NARRATIVE, 194 00:07:53,372 --> 00:07:55,641 IT'S A STORY OR A COLLECTION OF 195 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:56,075 ENT STORIES. 196 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,510 IT WILL LAST AS LONG AS PEOPLE 197 00:07:57,577 --> 00:08:01,714 BELIEVE IN IAS WE KNOW, JUST BE 198 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:03,950 STORY DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUE. 199 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:04,817 PEOPLE CONTINUE TO DO IT. 200 00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:06,619 IT'S INTERESTI ABOUT THE 201 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:08,588 MARKET OF COURSE AS YOU SEE WITH 202 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:11,090 FTX, THIS STUFF IS RUN T 203 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,059 OVERSEAS SHELL CORPORATIONS. 204 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,261 YOU CAN PUT YOUR MONEY IN, IT' 205 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,696 GETTING IT OUT PART THAT IS THE 206 00:08:16,762 --> 00:08:17,563 HARD PARTS. 207 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,232 YOU CAN LOOK AT NUMBERS ON THE 208 00:08:19,298 --> 00:08:19,966 SCREEN AND THEY CAN TELL YOU 209 00:08:20,032 --> 00:08:22,802 WHATEVER IT IS BUT UNLESS YOU'RE 210 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:26,038 USING A U.S.-BASED EXCHANGE, IU. 211 00:08:26,105 --> 00:08:26,739 >> Bill: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU 212 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:28,808 CAN'T TAKE IT OUT LIKE YOU DO 213 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:29,809 FROM A BANK? 214 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:32,678 >> THESE EXCHANGES SHUT DOWN ALL 215 00:08:32,745 --> 00:08:33,646 THE TIME. 216 00:08:33,713 --> 00:08:35,248 THE BIGGEST EXCHANGE MY 217 00:08:35,314 --> 00:08:35,648 COLLEAGUE -- 218 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:39,886 >> Bill: THAT'S THE SAM 219 00:08:39,952 --> 00:08:40,386 BANKMAN-FRIED ON 220 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:42,788 >> FTX WAS HEADQUARTERED IN THE 221 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:43,389 BAHAMAS. 222 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:43,956 >> Bill: AND EXCHANGE 223 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:46,092 COMMITTEE SO INTERESTING. 224 00:08:46,158 --> 00:08:46,692 CRYPTO STARTED SO WE COULD GET 225 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:50,696 RID OF BANKING BUT AREN'T THESE 226 00:08:50,763 --> 00:08:52,198 EXCHANGES WHAT A BANK IS? 227 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:53,666 IT'S SOMEPLACE YOU ARE PARKING 228 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:59,472 YOUR CRYPTO MONEY. 229 00:08:59,538 --> 00:09:00,706 >> WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THE 230 00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:02,608 MONEY THING IT DRIVES MEZY, 231 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:04,043 THEY ARE NOT CURRENCIES, WORDS 232 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:07,113 HAVE MEANING, YOU KNOW THIS. 233 00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:08,881 CURRENND ECONOMICS TO 234 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:10,283 THREE T 235 00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:11,617 YOU CAN BUY SHIT WITH THEM, THEY 236 00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:13,986 ARE A UNIT OF ACCOUNT, YOU CAN 237 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,855 RUN YOUR BOOKS OF THEM, AND THEY 238 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:18,457 STORED VALUE, THE VALUE STAYS 239 00:09:18,524 --> 00:09:20,693 CRYPTOCURRENCIES CANNOT DO ANYE, 240 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,728 OF THE THREE WELL AND THEY HAVE 241 00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:24,797 NO HOPE OF EVER DOING SO -- SO 242 00:09:24,864 --> 00:09:26,699 WHAT ARE THEY? 243 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:27,266 THEY ARE INVESTMENTS. 244 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:27,967 YOU PUT MONEY INTO THEM, YOU TRY 245 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:31,070 TO GET MONEY OUT OF TH 246 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:33,572 THAT'S AN INVESTMENT, THAT'S A 247 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:35,474 SECURITY. 248 00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:36,475 WE'VE HAD FEDERAL SECURITIES 249 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:38,144 LAWS IN THIS COUNTRY SINCE THE 250 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:39,445 1930s BECAUSE IN THE 1920s 251 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,881 WE DIDN'T END THERE WAS A 252 00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:44,216 MASSIVE BULL RUSH, THE CRASH OF 253 00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:45,885 1929 THAT LED TO THE DEPRESSION. 254 00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:48,087 WE REALIZED WE NEED SOME LOSS 255 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:55,461 ABOUT THIS. 256 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,697 >> Bill: YOU'RE PREACH 257 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:58,064 THE CHOIR. 258 00:09:58,130 --> 00:10:00,499 >> Bill: AS LONG AS YOUAVE 259 00:10:00,566 --> 00:10:02,568 TO USE THIS EXCHANGE AND IT IS A 260 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:04,136 BANK, WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER TO 261 00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:05,638 HE KIND OF BANKING -- 262 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:07,340 FLAWED AS THEY ARE -- WHEN THERE 263 00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:10,343 WAS A PROBLEM LIKE IN 2008 OR 264 00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:12,011 1932, YES, SHIT HIT THE FAN BUT 265 00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:15,047 NOT COMPLETELY. 266 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:15,781 PEOPLE WERE PROTECTED THEY HAD A 267 00:10:15,848 --> 00:10:16,983 GOVERNMENT BEHIND IT TO ONE OF 268 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:18,217 THE BIG ARGUMENTS I HEAR FROM 269 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,586 THE CRYPTO PEOPLE IS REAL MONEY 270 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:22,455 ISN'T REAL EITHER, IT'S NOT LIKE 271 00:10:22,521 --> 00:10:24,991 THEY HAVE THE $31 TRILLION WE 272 00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:26,859 SUPPOSEDLY HAVE SITTING IN THE 273 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:28,894 BANK, WE TAKE IT ON FAITH, IF WE 274 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,062 ASK FOR THAT MONEY IT'S THERE 275 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,798 BUT IS NOT REALLY ALL THEY ARE. 276 00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:35,968 >> THEY FIGURED IT OUT, MONEY IS 277 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:36,268 TRUST. 278 00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:39,271 WE MADE MONEY UP, IT'S NOT REAL. 279 00:10:39,338 --> 00:10:41,073 MONEY EVOLVES OVER TIME, 280 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,042 DIFFERENT CIVILIZATIONS USE 281 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:45,478 DIFFERENT THINGS -- WHAT IS 282 00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:46,112 MONEY? 283 00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:49,315 MONEY IS AN ETE SYSTEM OF 284 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,549 IOUs, I GIVE THIS PIECE OF 285 00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:51,884 PAPER THAT HAS GREEN MARKINGS ON 286 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:53,652 IT AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT AND YOU 287 00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:56,389 CAN BUY WHATEVER YOU NEED T. 288 00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:58,657 CRYPTO SAYS THEY WANT TO CREATE 289 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,626 A TRUST LESS MONEY. 290 00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:02,228 IF MONEY IS TRUST YOUR SPEAKING 291 00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:02,495 NONSENSE. 292 00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:04,063 IT'S LIKE SAYING YOU WANT TO 293 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:04,997 CREATE A GOVERNMENT BLISS 294 00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:08,100 GOVERNMENT OR A RELIGION WAS 295 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,035 THE WORDS ARE SEARCHING FOR OUR 296 00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:13,072 ANARCHY AND OCCULT. 297 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:15,708 THESE ARE NOT CURRENCIES, THEY 298 00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:17,877 ARE SECURITIES, DRIVES ME CRAZY. 299 00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:18,911 WHAT CRYPTO DID IRONICALLY IT 300 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,646 WAS BIRTHED IN THE WAKE OF THE 301 00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:22,915 FINANCIAL CRISIS, THE BIT COIN 302 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:24,717 WHITE PAPER CAME OUT IN 303 00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:28,020 OCTOBER 2008 AND IT RECREATED 304 00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:28,521 THE SUBPRIME CRISIS AND 305 00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:30,423 COLLAPSED BECAUSE THEY DID ALL 306 00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:32,391 THE SAME THING. 307 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:32,892 SHADOW BANKING, COMPLEX 308 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:37,997 DERIVATIVE IT IS ALL THAT STUFF. 309 00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:38,564 >> Bill: PEOPLE ARE PUTTING 310 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:39,498 MORE AND MORE MONEY INTO IT, TO 311 00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:41,500 SET UP THE CAPACITY TO BRING 312 00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:43,502 DOWN THE ECONOMY SOME DAY THE 313 00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:44,637 THE ECONOMY WAS NOT BROUGHT 314 00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:48,240 DOWN IN 2008 BECAUSE WE DID HAVE 315 00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:51,377 GOVERNMENTS AND BANKS? 316 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,312 WHICH THEY ARE BYPASSING? 317 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,814 THE WHOLE POINT, WE NEED 318 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,515 TO BYPASS AND IT'S UNCLEAR WHY 319 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:57,950 ANYONE BUT A CRIMINAL WOULD WANT 320 00:11:58,017 --> 00:12:00,453 TO DO THIS. 321 00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:07,293 [APPLAUSE] 322 00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:09,462 >> CRIMINALS AND GAMBLERS, IT'S 323 00:12:09,528 --> 00:12:10,196 GAMBLING. 324 00:12:10,262 --> 00:12:11,664 ECONOMICALLY SPEAKING THESE ARE 325 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:12,431 OF ZERO-SUM GAMES, YOU M 326 00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,066 NOTICE SOMETHING ABOUT 327 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,768 CRYPTOCURRENCIES THEY DON'T DO 328 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:16,235 ANYTHING. 329 00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,137 THEY ARE WEIRD SECURITIES, 330 00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:19,305 USUALLY A SECURITY AS A SHARE OF 331 00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:20,873 A STOCK, THERE'S NO PRODUCTS, 332 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:24,243 THERE IS NO GOOD OR SERVICE. 333 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,444 ZERO-SUM GAMES ARETLY 334 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:27,113 COMPETITIVE, SOME WANT TO WIN, 335 00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:28,447 SOMEONEE HAS TO LOSE. 336 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:29,849 IT'S LIKE PLAYING POKER IN 337 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:30,116 LAS VEGAS. 338 00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:32,284 YOU MIGHT WIN A HAND, I MIGHT 339 00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:35,788 VALUE, WE DIDN'T PUT CAPITAL TO 340 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:38,991 PRODUCTIVE USE. 341 00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:40,359 THE CASERY HAND, THERE IS 342 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,194 THE, CUT 343 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:42,495 EVERY TIME. 344 00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:44,430 IF YOU PLAY LONG ENOUGH IN 345 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:45,064 S, YOU'RE LOSING THAT'S HOW 346 00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:47,233 THEY KEEP THE LIGHTS ON IN THE 347 00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:49,702 CASINO. 348 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:52,571 >> WOULD YOU DESCRIBE IT AS A 349 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:53,839 PONZI SCHEME? 350 00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:54,940 PONZI SCHEMES ALWAYS TO COLLAPSE 351 00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:57,009 AND THIS WILL TOO? 352 00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,410 >> I UNDERSTAND THE ARGUMENT 353 00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:00,446 THAT IT HASN'T COLLAPSED BUT 354 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:03,215 NUMBERS AND CRYPTO ARE NOT REAL. 355 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,751 A MILLION PEOPLE LOST ACCESS TO 356 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:07,820 THEIR ACCOUNTS AT FTX. 357 00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:08,787 >> Bill: LOST ACCESS. 358 00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:10,222 >> THEY CAN'T GET THEIR MONEY 359 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,391 OUT BECAUSE HE WAS RUNNING A 360 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,528 PONZI SCHEME BECAUSE HE STOLE I 361 00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:15,961 IT. 362 00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:17,730 >> Bill: IF YOU LOSE YOUR PIN 363 00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:22,001 NUMBER YOU'RE JUST FUCKED, 364 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:24,670 THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO. 365 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:27,873 OWN RESEARCH.E Y O.R., DO YOUR 366 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,875 >> THAT'S WHY THEY USE 367 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:30,809 EXCHANGES, THIS WAY SOMEBODY 368 00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:35,814 ELSE IS RESPO. 369 00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:43,656 >> IT'S LIE AFTER LIE AFTER LIEM 370 00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:44,223 ESPECIALLY THE OVERSEAS ONES 371 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:45,724 COME I DON'T WANT TO GET I 372 00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,260 TROUBLE HERE IN AMERICA ARE LIKE 373 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,595 BUCKET SHOPS, BUCKET SHOPS 374 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,363 EXISTED UNTIL THE 20s. 375 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,832 THEY TAKE YOUR REAL MONEY AND 376 00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:57,836 THEN THEY DON'T MAKE THE TRADES. 377 00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:01,006 SAM ALLEGEDLY KIND OF ADMITTED 378 00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:03,409 TOS IN TWITTER SPACES OR 379 00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:04,476 SOMETHING, WE DIDN'T ACTUALLY 380 00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:04,910 EVEN BUY. 381 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:08,380 >> Bill: IF YOU THINK I DON'T 382 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:09,048 UNDERSTAND THIS, I DON'T 383 00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:09,415 UNDERSTAND NFT. 384 00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:13,819 >> ON FT ARE WONDERFUL. 385 00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:16,021 >> THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT NFT 386 00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:17,957 CZAR, THERE'S SOMETHING -- OKA 387 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,191 THIS IS SOMETHING I'VE SEEN AS A 388 00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:21,327 MILLION TIMES, WHAT IS THAT 389 00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:23,329 CALLED? 390 00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:23,796 BOARD EIGHT. 391 00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:25,731 >> Bill: TELL ME WHAT THAT IS, 392 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:29,301 PRETEND I'M 67 YEARS OLD. 393 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:34,873 [LAUGHTER] 394 00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:35,307 >> AND LOOKING GOOD. 395 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,676 >> Bill: JUST GO WITH ME ON 396 00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:38,844 THIS CRAZY SCHEME. 397 00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:40,779 AND I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND 398 00:14:40,846 --> 00:14:41,747 THIS, EXPLAIN IT TO. 399 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,082 >> I THINK YOU DO. 400 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:45,117 >> I DON'T, I REALLY DON'T, 401 00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:46,385 YOU'RE SELLING A PICTURE I FEEL 402 00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,220 LIKE YOU'RE SELLING A PICTURE I 403 00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:50,022 COULD ALSO JUST FIND ONLINE. 404 00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:51,924 >> YOU CAN RIGHT-CLICK AND SAVE 405 00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:54,193 IT IT'S JPEG. 406 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:57,062 >> Bill: WHAT I'M I NOT 407 00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:57,296 GETTING? 408 00:14:57,363 --> 00:15:00,899 IT'S A SCAM! 409 00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:04,103 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 410 00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:05,704 >> BUT PEOPLE ARE PAYING 411 00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:08,240 HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS AND 412 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:08,874 MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR THIS! 413 00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:11,243 >> THERE'S WHAT'S CALLED WASH 414 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:12,611 TRADING IN CRYPTO AND ESPECIALLY 415 00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,546 IN NFT'S, WASH TRADING IS FAKE 416 00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:15,948 TRADING YOU CAN SET UP AS MANY 417 00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:19,451 ACCOUNTS AS YOU WANT. 418 00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:20,953 IT OBSCURES WHAT ACCOUNTS YOU 419 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,621 CONTROL, I BASICALLY TAKE A 420 00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:23,956 DOLLAR FROM ONE HAND AND I KEEP 421 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,291 DOING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND 422 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:28,227 DO YOU THINK THIS THING IS WORTH 423 00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:28,994 MONEY. 424 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:29,828 AS SOON AS YOU ACTUALLY GIVE 425 00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:32,931 THEM THE MONEY, TRY RESELLING 426 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:35,701 YOUR BOARD EIGHT -- THAT'S NOT 427 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,036 IN THE BUYG, IT'S THE 428 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:40,739 RESELLING BECAUSE THE HARD PART. 429 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:42,741 >> Bill: THIS IS GOING TO GET 430 00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:43,842 YOU LATER SOMETHING? 431 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:47,079 >> THAT'S NOT HAPPENING. 432 00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:48,781 >> Bill: AND I REALLY DON'T 433 00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:50,282 UNDERSTAND, IT'S NOT THAT YOU 434 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:54,420 KNOW ART IT'S NOT ART, IT'S NOTE 435 00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:56,755 SORT OF BRAGGING RIGHTS -- LOOK, 436 00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:57,056 I OWN THIS! 437 00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:59,358 BUT WHY COULDN'T I JUST SAY THAT 438 00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:01,260 AND SHOW A PICTURE OF BOARD 439 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:02,728 EIGHT WITH THE GUY WHO R 440 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,964 HAS IT ALSO HAS EXACTLY. 441 00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:09,768 >> IT'S ALSO REALLY FUNNY IS 442 00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:10,869 TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, THEY ARE 443 00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,204 NOT EVEN THE ART ITSELF, IT'S 444 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:14,940 THE RECEIPT FOR THE ART. 445 00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:17,843 WHAT YOU BOUGHT IS A RECEIPT FOR 446 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:25,951 A LINK TO TO JPEG OF THE LINK F 447 00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:28,987 A BOARD EIGHT.[LAUGHTER] 448 00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:31,223 >> Bill: THE THING THAT REALLY 449 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,625 PISSES ME OFF ABOUT THIS, FRONT 450 00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:34,393 PAGE OF "THE NEW YORK TIMES" 451 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:35,060 THIS WEEK. 452 00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:39,031 THE AMOUNT OF ENERGY THIS STUFF 453 00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:41,400 TAKES. 454 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:43,369 THE GENERATION THINKS IT'S FIRST 455 00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:44,403 OF ALSO ENVIRONMENTALLY 456 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:45,371 SUPERIOR, MY GENERATION RUINED 457 00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:46,839 THE WORLD BUT THEY ARE PERFECTLY 458 00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:48,974 HAPPY, THEY WANT REGULATION OF 459 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,209 EVERY OTHER THING OVER THE TOP 460 00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:52,111 BUT THIS THING LET'S HAVE A 461 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,245 WILD WEST -- SHOW THE PICTURE OF 462 00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:54,313 THIS. 463 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,448 THIS IS ONE TOWN IN TEXAS. 464 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,016 YOU KNOW WHAT THESE BUILDINGS 465 00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:58,584 ARE? 466 00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:00,319 THEY ARE ALL HOUSING COMPUTE 467 00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,187 THE AMOUNT OF ENERGY THAT TAKES 468 00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:08,594 UNDERSTAND THIS PART EITHER. 469 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:09,995 YOU HAVE TO MIND BITCOINS. 470 00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:11,430 THESE SUPERCOMPUTERS -- EXPLAIN 471 00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:11,630 THAT. 472 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:16,001 >> I WENT THERE, I GREW UP IN 473 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:18,437 AUSTIN, TEXAS. 474 00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:18,904 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 475 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,874 >> KEEP IT WEIRD! 476 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:23,409 >> THINGS GOT WEIRD AND THERE I 477 00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:26,245 TALK ABO THE BOOK. 478 00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:29,748 THIS IS A TINY TOWN, IT'S ONLY 479 00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:30,549 AN HOUR AND A HALF FROM AUSTIN 480 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:33,652 BECAUSE IT'S TINY, THEY TOOK 481 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:37,723 OVER AN ALUMINUM SMELTING PLANT. 482 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,525 LIKE YOU SAID, WAREHOUSE AFTER 483 00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:40,559 WAREHOUSE OF COMPUTERS AND WHAT 484 00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,995 ARE THEY DOING, WHAT IS THIS 485 00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:43,228 MINING? 486 00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:44,830 THEY ARE GUESSING AT RANDOM 487 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:45,664 LETTERS AND NUMBERS OVER AND 488 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:49,501 OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 489 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:52,004 IN 2021, BITCOIN AND OTHER 490 00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:52,805 YPTOCURRENCIES USED THE ENERGY 491 00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:57,009 EQUIVALENT OF ARGENTINA, THE 492 00:17:57,075 --> 00:18:04,616 ENTIREOUNTRY TO MINE AT 493 00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:05,884 ZERO-SUM BULLSHIT -- I D 494 00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:08,620 KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS -- 495 00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:10,189 >> Bill: I CAN'T EXPRESS HOW 496 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,491 MAD I AM AT T YOUNGER 497 00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:14,860 GENERATIONS FOR EMBRACING THIS. 498 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:15,527 YOU THINK YOUR ENVIRONMENTALISTS 499 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:16,829 AND YOU THINK YOU CARE, YOU JUST 500 00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:19,264 WANT TO GET RICH LIKE EVERYBODY 501 00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:21,200 ELSE! 502 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,235 GREAT BOOK, WE WILL LOOK FOR IT 503 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:24,002 COMING OUT SOON. 504 00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:30,476 LET'S MEET OUR PANEL! 505 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:31,610 SHE'S THE CALIFORNIA 506 00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:33,078 CONGRESSWOMAN WHO RECENTLY 507 00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:33,812 ANNOUNCED SHE RUNNING FOR 508 00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:34,680 DIANE FEINSTEIN'S SENATE SEAT. 509 00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:35,814 HER NEW BOOK "I SWEAR: POLITICS 510 00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:38,450 IS MESSIER THAINIVAN" IS 511 00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:45,057 OUT NOW: KATIE PORTER. 512 00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:46,125 HE'S THE NEW YORK POST COLUMNIST 513 00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:46,592 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 514 00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:47,926 AND HOST OF "PIERS MORGAN 515 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:48,594 UNCENSORED" ONKTV AND 516 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:49,194 STREAMING ON FOX NATION: PIERS 517 00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:54,867 MO 518 00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:58,971 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 519 00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:01,840 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HADIME 520 00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:05,277 ROCESS THE STORY ABOUT THE 521 00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:06,478 21-YEAR-OLD WHO SOLD OUR 522 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:07,646 NATIONAL SECRETS OUT ONLINE BUT 523 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,948 I WANT TO ASK A VERY BASIC 524 00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:10,616 QUESTION BECAUSE WE ARE ALL JUST 525 00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:11,783 LEARNING ABOUT THIS, THESE ARE 526 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:12,985 SERIOUS THINGS THAT ARE GOING TO 527 00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:14,453 GET OUT THERE, PERE 528 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,854 PROBABLY GOING TO DIE FROM THIS. 529 00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:19,725 IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S NOTHING TWO 530 00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:27,165 I'M MAD -- YOU DO I BLAME? 531 00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:31,637 [LAUGHTER] 532 00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:32,271 >> OUR SECOND QUESTION HAS TO DO 533 00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,339 WITH -- 534 00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:35,841 >> I THINK WE ALL SHOULD BE MAD 535 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,276 WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO COUNT ON 536 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,877 OUR SECRETS BEING SAFE BUT THIS 537 00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:40,112 IS A REMINDER THAT IGENCE 538 00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:40,812 IS ONLY AS GOOD AS THE PEOPLE 539 00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:46,785 WHO ARE RUNNING IT. 540 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,353 WE SPEND A LOT OF MONEY IN 541 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:48,987 CONGRESS A LOT OF TAXPAYER 542 00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:50,689 DOLLARS TRYING TO INVEST IN 543 00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:52,591 INTELLIGENCE GATHERING AND 544 00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:53,692 BUILDING THESE KIND OF SYSTEMS 545 00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:54,626 AND RELATIONSHIPSLTIMATELY 546 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:55,761 THERE'S ALWAYS A PERSON OR 547 00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:57,229 PEOPLE AT THE E OF THE DAY 548 00:19:57,296 --> 00:20:01,767 MAKING DECISIONS AND I THINK IND 549 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,636 IRREPARABLE DAMAGE. 550 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,638 >> Bill: IS AT MORE SYSTEMIC 551 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:07,172 THAN THAT? 552 00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:09,841 MOST OF THE SECRETS CAME OUT, 553 00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:11,710 THEY WERE FROM THE PENTAGON 554 00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,445 JOINT OF STAFF, THE 555 00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:14,613 21-YEAR-OLD IS ON AN EMAIL CHAIN 556 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:18,150 WITH THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF? 557 00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:21,053 >> IT'S COMPLETELY INSANE, ISN'T 558 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:25,023 IT? 559 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:26,992 [LAUGHTER] 560 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:33,432 BEARING IN MIND, HE COMES AFTER 561 00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:33,932 EDWARD SNOWDEN, CHELSEA 562 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:36,635 G -- THIS GUY IS 21, HIS 563 00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:39,404 NAME WAS JACK THE DRAPER, THAT 564 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:42,007 WAS THE NAME HE USED IN THE 565 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,643 >> Bill: HIS NAME IS JACK. 566 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,179 >> HE CALLED HIMSELF THE DRAPER 567 00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:49,481 AND HE STARTPPING SECRETS. 568 00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:52,050 HE HAS ALL THIS HIGHLY 569 00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:52,684 CLASSIFIED, REALLY CLASSIFIED 570 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,087 LIKE YOU JT SAID AND HE POSTS 571 00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:56,421 IT FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS IN AN 572 00:20:56,488 --> 00:21:02,427 ONLINE GROUP NAMED AFTER A PORN. 573 00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:03,929 >> Bill: IT'S A REFERENCE TO A 574 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,664 VIDEO FEATURING A YOUNG BLACK 575 00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:07,532 MAN TORQUING. 576 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:10,736 >> ALL OF THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 577 00:21:10,802 --> 00:21:12,170 >> Bill: WHAT WE MAKE OF THAT? 578 00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:13,372 >> IT TOOK EW YORK TIMES" 579 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,874 TO BANG ON HIS DOOR BEFORE THE 580 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:16,041 FBI. 581 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:21,446 TO WORKING., THE GAY BLACK M 582 00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:24,016 WHAT WE MAK OF THIS GROUP OF 583 00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:24,383 TEENAGE BOYS -- 584 00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:28,153 >> WHATEVER GETS YOU THROUGH THE 585 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:28,353 NIGHT. 586 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:28,620 [LAU 587 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:29,955 >> LET'S UNDERSTAND THE 588 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,990 TECHNOLOGY HE WAS USING. 589 00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:33,191 HE WAS USING DISCORD WHICH IS A 590 00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:34,793 SYSTEM OF SERVERS AND YOU HAVE 591 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:35,827 YOUR OWN SERVER. 592 00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:37,129 ITT THAT HE WAS PUTTING 593 00:21:37,195 --> 00:21:38,764 THIS THAT SHE DIDN'T PUT IT IN 594 00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:39,965 THE PENTAGON NEWSLETTER AND 595 00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:42,234 SOMEBODY MISSED IT, HE WAS 596 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:45,604 DRIPPING TO USE HIS OWN MONITOR, 597 00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:46,905 SECRETS WITHIN A SMALLER GROUP, 598 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,640 A DISCORDANT SERVER, I THINK ONE 599 00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:50,609 OF THE LESSONS FOR ME AS HIS 600 00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:51,610 DRIVE HOME SOMETHING WE SEE 601 00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:52,811 AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN, IT 602 00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:54,880 WOULD BE NICE TO PEOPLE OF 603 00:21:54,946 --> 00:21:55,947 CONGRESS UNDERSTOOD TECHNOLOGY 604 00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:56,948 COME IT WOULD BE NICE IF OUR 605 00:21:57,015 --> 00:21:58,950 GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS DIDN'T TALK 606 00:21:59,017 --> 00:22:03,588 ABOUT TIC T INSTEAD OF TIKTOK. 607 00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,724 I AM WELL AWARE OF DISCORD AND 608 00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:08,960 HOW IT WORKS. 609 00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:10,262 AS A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL I SAID 610 00:22:10,328 --> 00:22:13,665 A DISCORDR AND THEY WEREOULD GE 611 00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:17,235 LIKE NO. 612 00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:17,502 [LAUGHTER] 613 00:22:17,569 --> 00:22:19,237 E TO UNDERSTAND WHERE THIS 614 00:22:19,304 --> 00:22:20,505 CAME FROM, IT WAS BEING SHARED 615 00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:22,007 IN THE PRIVATE GROUP. 616 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,409 IT WAS NOT THE ABILITY OF THE 617 00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:25,711 FBI TO BE SPYING ON A TITLE 618 00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:26,978 THINK THEY SHOULD BE SPYING ON 619 00:22:27,045 --> 00:22:27,279 PRIVATES -- 620 00:22:27,345 --> 00:22:29,448 >> I THINK THEY OULD BE MADE 621 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,850 AWARE OF A GUY CALLED JACK THE 622 00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:34,486 DRAPER WHO IS LEAKING VERYIG 623 00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:34,720 SECRETS. 624 00:22:34,786 --> 00:22:35,987 INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES IT SEEMS 625 00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:37,756 TO ME HAVE TWO JOBS. 626 00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:40,158 BE IGENT AND KEEP SECRETS. 627 00:22:40,225 --> 00:22:43,962 THAT'S IT. 628 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,263 ON BOTH THESE LEVELS, THEY HAVE 629 00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:49,534 FAILED AND IYSTEMIC. 630 00:22:49,601 --> 00:22:50,736 1.3 MILLION PEOPLE IN AMERICA 631 00:22:50,802 --> 00:22:52,237 HAVE ACCESS TO HIGH-LEVEL 632 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:54,406 SECRETS, THAT SEEMS TO ME A 633 00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:55,373 STAGGERINGLY LARGE NUMBER AND 634 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,443 WHY IS IT WE ONLY EVER GET LEAKS 635 00:22:58,510 --> 00:22:59,010 FROM THE AMERICAN AGENCIES? 636 00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:00,879 IT NEVER THE CHINESE COME IT'S 637 00:23:00,946 --> 00:23:02,114 NEVER THE RUSSIANS, NEVER THE 638 00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:04,216 BRITISH WHO HAD A VERY GOOD 639 00:23:04,282 --> 00:23:06,151 RECORD ON SECRECY, IT'S JUST 640 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,052 AGAIN ANDIN COMMITS U.S. 641 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:07,385 INTELLIGENCE. 642 00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:09,988 >> DOES IT OCCUR TO YOU THAT 643 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:12,224 MAYBE IF YOU LEAK A SECRET AND 644 00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:13,291 YOUR CHINE THERES 645 00:23:13,358 --> 00:23:16,595 PRESS COVERAGE OF YOU AND WE 646 00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:17,262 DON'T LEARN ABOUT YOU AND YOU'RE 647 00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:19,197 NOT HELD ACCOE? 648 00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:21,366 I DON'T KNOW THAT YOU COULD SAY 649 00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:22,834 IN OTHER COUNTRIES IN WHICH 650 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:23,702 ERE ARE AUTHORITARIAN REGIMES 651 00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:24,603 IN WHICH THEY COME FROM THE DARK 652 00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:27,506 OF THE NIGHT AND KILL YOU IF YOU 653 00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:30,142 ARE A DISCORD GROUP, I DON'T 654 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:32,511 THINK WE CAN COMMIT OURSELVES TO 655 00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:32,711 THAT. 656 00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:33,612 HIM I DON'T THINK THAT'S 657 00:23:33,678 --> 00:23:33,912 COMPARABLE. 658 00:23:33,979 --> 00:23:35,113 IN TERMS OF THE NUMBER PEOPLE 659 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,415 WHO HAVE SECRETS, WE H HAVE A HE 660 00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:39,484 MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX. 661 00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:41,686 >> Bill: IS ANYONE CONCERNED 662 00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:44,089 IN THIS STORY ABOUT THE ASPECT 663 00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:45,123 OF THE LEVEL OF MATURITY OF 664 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:46,057 AMERICAN YOUTH? 665 00:23:46,124 --> 00:23:48,426 THAT'S WHAT BOTHERS ME. 666 00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:50,228 HE'S 21, HE SORT OF IN THE 667 00:23:50,295 --> 00:23:52,164 MILITARY, THE AIR 668 00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:52,731 NATIONAL GUARD -- IT IS THE 669 00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:53,431 MILITARY. 670 00:23:53,498 --> 00:23:56,468 THE MOTIVATION FOR THIS IS TO 671 00:23:56,535 --> 00:23:57,803 IMPRESS OTHER TEENAGE BOYS. 672 00:23:57,869 --> 00:24:00,205 IT'S A FLEX. 673 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,240 >> THAT HAS BEEN THEATION 674 00:24:02,307 --> 00:24:04,476 OF TEENAGE BOYS SINCE TIME 675 00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:06,845 IMMEMORIAL.I DON'T HAVE TO TELLO 676 00:24:06,912 --> 00:24:09,714 WERE TEENAGE BOYS HOW IT GOES 677 00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:11,983 BUT THEY'VE TRIED TO IMPRESS 678 00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:13,552 TEENAGE GIRLS ARE TEENAGE B 679 00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:15,787 >> Bill: I WAS NOT TRYING TO 680 00:24:15,854 --> 00:24:17,355 IMPRESS TEENAGE BOYS AT 21, 681 00:24:17,422 --> 00:24:18,423 YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT GIRLS AND I 682 00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:19,791 FAILED. 683 00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:20,592 [LAUGHTER] 684 00:24:20,659 --> 00:24:22,928 BUT NOT BOYS. 685 00:24:22,994 --> 00:24:26,131 AND I WASN'T IN THE MILITARY. 686 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:29,868 TO DO SOMETHING FOR THE LIKES? 687 00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:31,469 THAT DISEASE TPPENED TO 688 00:24:31,536 --> 00:24:32,204 AMERICA, EVERY KID HAS TO DO 689 00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:34,272 SOMETHING FOR THE LIKES? 690 00:24:34,339 --> 00:24:37,509 I THINK OUR KIDS ARE NOT MATURE. 691 00:24:37,576 --> 00:24:41,213 >> THERE CONSTANTLY SEEKING 692 00:24:41,279 --> 00:24:41,813 AFFIRMATION BECAUSE OF THINGS 693 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:42,781 LIKE INSTAGRAM. 694 00:24:42,848 --> 00:24:45,183 YOU POST SOMETHING AND PEOPLE 695 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:45,684 VALIDATE YOU. 696 00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:47,118 >> Bill: TO USE NATIONAL 697 00:24:47,185 --> 00:24:48,553 SECURITY SECRETS FOR THAT? 698 00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:52,123 THE LEVEL OF BAD JUDGMENT -- 699 00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:54,226 >> YOU GUYS SOUND KIND OF OLD 700 00:24:54,292 --> 00:24:58,263 AND GRUMPY RIGHT N. 701 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:06,404 >> SORRY?>> IT'S SUCH A BULL SH- 702 00:25:06,471 --> 00:25:08,139 >> KIDS ARE IMMATURE. 703 00:25:08,206 --> 00:25:10,508 >> Bill: NOT AT 21, NOT ALL OF 704 00:25:10,575 --> 00:25:10,775 THE WORLD. 705 00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:12,844 >> THAT'S 'T LET THEM 706 00:25:12,911 --> 00:25:13,979 DRINK UNTIL THE 21, THAT'S WHY 707 00:25:14,045 --> 00:25:17,015 SOME OF US DON'T THINK 708 00:25:17,082 --> 00:25:18,216 19-YEAR-OLDS ARE TO BE ABLE TO 709 00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:19,017 GET AR-15s. 710 00:25:19,084 --> 00:25:20,051 >> Bill: TN GO FIGHT, 711 00:25:20,118 --> 00:25:21,753 THEY CAN BE IN THE ARMY. 712 00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,855 >> I THINK THAT'S A DISCUSSION 713 00:25:23,922 --> 00:25:24,556 WE CAN HAVE. 714 00:25:24,623 --> 00:25:26,258 >> Bill: I THOUGHT IF YOU CAN 715 00:25:26,324 --> 00:25:27,759 VOTE YOU SHOULD BE TO HAVE 716 00:25:27,826 --> 00:25:29,127 A CERTAIN LEVEL OF MATURITY, 717 00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,128 THEY ARE DECIDING WHETHER YOU 718 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:34,165 SHE IN CONGRESS ARE NOT. 719 00:25:34,232 --> 00:25:36,401 >> I WIN T VOTES AND I'M 720 00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:37,002 PROUD OF IT. 721 00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:38,003 HIM >> Bill: YOU JUST SAID YOU 722 00:25:38,069 --> 00:25:42,007 WIN THE VOTES OF THE IMM 723 00:25:42,073 --> 00:25:43,275 >> IITY IS NOT NECESSARILY 724 00:25:43,341 --> 00:25:45,577 AN AGE THING. 725 00:25:45,644 --> 00:25:47,145 >> Bill: YOU DIS THE AGE 726 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,480 CARDS YOU ARE LIKERGUMENT 727 00:25:48,546 --> 00:25:51,549 SUCKS BECAUSE WE ARE OLD DEAR 728 00:25:51,616 --> 00:25:52,517 CALLUM THAT'S GETTING BORING. 729 00:25:52,584 --> 00:25:56,755 >> I'M ONLY 58, FOR THE RECORD. 730 00:25:56,821 --> 00:25:58,623 [LAUGHTER] 731 00:25:58,690 --> 00:26:00,125 >> NOT YOUNG. 732 00:26:00,191 --> 00:26:01,126 >> Bill: SHOULDN'T WE CRITIQUE 733 00:26:01,192 --> 00:26:03,762 EACH OTHER ON THE CONTENT OF 734 00:26:03,828 --> 00:26:05,430 IDEAS, NOT ON THOSE IDENTITY 735 00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:05,697 POLITICS? 736 00:26:05,764 --> 00:26:06,431 E OLD YOU COULDN'T 737 00:26:06,498 --> 00:26:08,199 POSSIBLY HAVE THE RIGHT IDEA. 738 00:26:08,266 --> 00:26:09,868 >> YOUR WHOLE COMPLAINT AS THEY 739 00:26:09,935 --> 00:26:10,168 ARE YOUNG. 740 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,304 >> IF I SAID THAT ABOUT WOMEN OR 741 00:26:12,370 --> 00:26:12,671 SOMETHING. 742 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,873 >> YOUR WHOLE COMPLAINT IS THIS 743 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:16,274 PERSON IS YOUNG 744 00:26:16,341 --> 00:26:18,677 >> MY COMPLAINT IS OUR YOUNG ARE 745 00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:19,311 IMMATURE, COMPARED TO OTHER 746 00:26:19,377 --> 00:26:21,079 COUNTRIES AND OTHER TIMES IN 747 00:26:21,146 --> 00:26:22,814 HISTORY, WE RAISE VERY IE 748 00:26:22,881 --> 00:26:26,217 PEOPLE BECAUSE WE CODDLE THEM. 749 00:26:26,284 --> 00:26:27,519 WE GIVE THEM A SENSE OF 750 00:26:27,585 --> 00:26:28,954 ENTITLEMENT, THAT WOULD HAVE TO 751 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:29,754 LEARN ANYTHING IN SCHOOL. 752 00:26:29,821 --> 00:26:31,222 >> I HAVE HAD THREE SONS WHO 753 00:26:31,289 --> 00:26:33,258 HAVE GONE THROUGH TEENAGE YEARS 754 00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:34,259 AND GOT THROUGH 21 AND PAST AND 755 00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:35,694 THEY ARE IN THEIR LATE 20s 756 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,229 NOW, NONE OF THEM HAD ACCESS TO 757 00:26:38,296 --> 00:26:39,998 THIS KIND OF HIGHLY CLASSIFIED 758 00:26:40,065 --> 00:26:40,832 MATERIAL. 759 00:26:40,899 --> 00:26:42,200 THE SCANDAL OF THIS STORY IS 760 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,302 THIS YOUNG KID WHO WAS CLEARLY 761 00:26:44,369 --> 00:26:48,039 GOT A LOT OF ISSUES, HE HAD THIS 762 00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:49,874 EXTRAORDINARY ACCESS TO REALLY 763 00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:54,846 I CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN 764 00:26:54,913 --> 00:26:55,847 HAVE A SITUATION WHERE SOMEONE 765 00:26:55,914 --> 00:26:58,249 LIKE THIS AT THAT AGE WITH THAT 766 00:26:58,316 --> 00:27:00,385 IMMATURITY AND ALL THESE ISSUES 767 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,753 HE'S CLEARLY GOT HAS GOT THE 768 00:27:01,820 --> 00:27:03,154 ABILITY TO DO WHAT HE DID TO. 769 00:27:03,221 --> 00:27:04,823 >> Bill: SPEAKING OF KIDS 770 00:27:04,889 --> 00:27:07,792 BEING AWFUL, ABORTION IS A BIG 771 00:27:07,859 --> 00:27:10,328 ISSUE THESE DAYS AND THERE'S A 772 00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:15,834 DRUG CALLED MIFEPRISTONE- I 773 00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:17,635 DIDN'T REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT 774 00:27:17,702 --> 00:27:19,838 THIS DRUG WAS. 775 00:27:19,904 --> 00:27:21,339 53% OF LEGAL ABORTIONS IN THE 776 00:27:21,406 --> 00:27:21,940 U.S. WERE DONE WITH THIS 777 00:27:22,007 --> 00:27:23,575 MEDICATION IN 2020. 778 00:27:23,641 --> 00:27:27,345 THIS THE ABORTION PL. 779 00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:29,781 A FEDERAL JUDGE IN TEXAS -- 780 00:27:29,848 --> 00:27:29,981 RIGHT? 781 00:27:30,048 --> 00:27:33,184 NORTHERN DISTRICT O TEXAS? 782 00:27:33,251 --> 00:27:35,353 I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS 783 00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:36,988 WORKS IN AMERICA. 784 00:27:37,055 --> 00:27:38,289 ONE SINGLE JUDGE CAN RULE AND HE 785 00:27:38,356 --> 00:27:41,559 DID A FEW WEEKS AGO THAT WE 786 00:27:41,626 --> 00:27:43,728 CAN'T HAVE THIS DRUG. 787 00:27:43,795 --> 00:27:44,596 ANOTHER FEDERAL JUDGE OVERRULED 788 00:27:44,662 --> 00:27:45,897 THAT, IT'SNG TO GO TO THE 789 00:27:45,964 --> 00:27:50,802 SUPREME COURT, IS THAT CORRE 790 00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:51,870 IN THE MEANTIME AND THE 791 00:27:51,936 --> 00:27:56,207 WISCONSIN SUPREME COURT RACE, 792 00:27:56,274 --> 00:27:58,309 JANET -- WON BY 11%, SHE'S A 793 00:27:58,376 --> 00:28:01,980 DEMOHEREHIS WAS AN 794 00:28:02,047 --> 00:28:02,614 ELECTION THAT TOOK PLACE 795 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,416 COMPLETELY ON THIS ISSUE. 796 00:28:04,482 --> 00:28:05,483 THE PEOPLE OF WISCONSIN AS THE 797 00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:08,453 PEOPLE ALL OVER AMERICA DO NOT 798 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,756 WANT THIS DRACO ABORTION 799 00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:12,590 SYSTEM PUT INTO PLACE. 800 00:28:12,657 --> 00:28:14,059 SHE WAS THE PERSON WHO WAS 801 00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:17,429 PRO-CHOICE AND SHE WON. 802 00:28:17,495 --> 00:28:18,430 THIS IS AN ALARM BELL FOR THE 803 00:28:18,496 --> 00:28:20,065 REPUBLICAN PARTY AS IT SHOULD BE 804 00:28:20,131 --> 00:28:22,000 BECAUSE THEY ARE NOW THE PARTY 805 00:28:22,067 --> 00:28:24,402 THAT IS NOT A PRO DEMOCRACY IS 806 00:28:24,469 --> 00:28:29,641 PRO-CHOICE AND IT IS PRO-CHOICE. 807 00:28:29,707 --> 00:28:32,243 [APPLAUSE] 808 00:28:32,310 --> 00:28:32,811 AND RON DeSANTIS IN FLORIDA 809 00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:36,815 JUST SIGNED A BILL THURSDAY, 810 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:37,749 PROVED A BILL THAT WOULD BAN 811 00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:42,153 MOST ABORTIONS AFTER SIX WEEKS. 812 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,855 WOMEN DON'T EVEN KNOW THEY ARE 813 00:28:43,922 --> 00:28:45,156 PREGNANT, YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE 814 00:28:45,223 --> 00:28:46,891 ABORTION BEFORE YOU KNOW YOU'RE 815 00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:48,593 PREGNANT IN FLORIDA, GOOD LUCK 816 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:49,260 WITH THAT. 817 00:28:49,327 --> 00:28:50,695 WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THE POLITICS 818 00:28:50,762 --> 00:28:53,198 HERE FOR THE REPUBLICANS? 819 00:28:53,264 --> 00:28:54,432 >> I THINK IT'S FASCINATINGO 820 00:28:54,499 --> 00:28:55,800 SEE WHAT'S GOING ON INTERNALLY, 821 00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:57,202 IT'STHEY ARE ALL TRYING TO 822 00:28:57,268 --> 00:28:59,170 DO IS WIN THE REPUBLICAN 823 00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:00,038 NOMINATION. 824 00:29:00,105 --> 00:29:00,672 THERE'S A REPORT THAT CAME OUT 825 00:29:00,738 --> 00:29:02,140 IN THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS THAT 826 00:29:02,207 --> 00:29:06,010 DONALD TRUMP HAS RECOGNIZED THAT 827 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:08,246 ABORTION MAY BE A MASSIVE VOTE 828 00:29:08,313 --> 00:29:09,247 LOSER IN THE GENERAL ELECTION. 829 00:29:09,314 --> 00:29:11,416 THEY ARE ALL UNDER PRESSURE FROM 830 00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:13,585 THE CHRISTIAN RIGHT TO GO HARDER 831 00:29:13,651 --> 00:29:14,919 AND HARDER, THAT'S WHY 832 00:29:14,986 --> 00:29:16,054 RON DeSANTIS IS DOINHAT 833 00:29:16,121 --> 00:29:17,255 HE'S DOING IN FLORIDA. 834 00:29:17,322 --> 00:29:20,058 >> Bill: IS NOT POPULAR, EVEN 835 00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:20,692 WITH THE REPUBLICANS. 836 00:29:20,758 --> 00:29:22,160 >> HE THINKS HE CAN GET THROUGH 837 00:29:22,227 --> 00:29:23,761 TO THE NOMINATION THAT WAY, THEY 838 00:29:23,828 --> 00:29:25,196 ALL BATTLED TO GO LOWER AND 839 00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:26,297 LOWER END HARDER AND HARDER AND 840 00:29:26,364 --> 00:29:27,465 MORE AND MORE DRACONIAN T I 841 00:29:27,532 --> 00:29:29,000 DON'T THINK THEY CAN POSSIBLY 842 00:29:29,067 --> 00:29:31,603 WIN A GENERAL ELECTION WITH THAT 843 00:29:31,669 --> 00:29:33,972 KIND OF DRACONIAN VIEW OF 844 00:29:34,038 --> 00:29:36,341 ABORTION IN A COUNTRY WHERE 63% 845 00:29:36,407 --> 00:29:38,543 OF THE POPULATION SUPPORT A 846 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:39,144 RIGHT TO ABORTION? 847 00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:40,845 >> Bill: HOW DO THEY BACK OUT 848 00:29:40,912 --> 00:29:41,079 OF THIS? 849 00:29:41,146 --> 00:29:42,814 THEY TRY TO HAVE THIS HAPPEN FOR 850 00:29:42,881 --> 00:29:44,482 50 YEARS, THIS WAS THEIR BIG 851 00:29:44,549 --> 00:29:46,351 CALL TO ARMS, WE ARE GOING TO DO 852 00:29:46,417 --> 00:29:49,687 THIS AND NOW THEY CAUGHT THE 853 00:29:49,754 --> 00:29:53,158 CAR.D IT'S JUST GOING TO GET WOA 854 00:29:53,224 --> 00:29:54,392 LOT OF UGLY STORIES BECAUSE 855 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:56,528 THERE'S ALREADY WOMEN WHO CANNOT 856 00:29:56,594 --> 00:29:58,029 GET THE SERVICES THEY NEED. 857 00:29:58,096 --> 00:30:00,465 I'M NOT TALKING BUT REGULAR 858 00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:03,935 ABORTIONS, HEALTH MATTERS, 859 00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:04,903 DOCTORS BECAUSE THE LAW IS 860 00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:05,870 CHANGING AND THEY DON'T WANT TO 861 00:30:05,937 --> 00:30:08,406 GO TO JAIL,HEY ARE THREATENING 862 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:09,073 THAT IN SOME STATES, THEY JUST 863 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:14,345 AREN'T GOING TO TOUCH IT. 864 00:30:14,412 --> 00:30:15,813 THIS WAS A CULTURAL ISSUE WHEN 865 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,916 IT WAS ROE VS. WADE WAS LEGAL, 866 00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:21,119 NOW IT'S AN ECONOMIC ISSUE. 867 00:30:21,186 --> 00:30:26,124 >> IT WAS AN ECONOMIC ISSUE 868 00:30:26,191 --> 00:30:27,058 ALWAYS, BECAUSES BEEN 869 00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:28,126 LEGAL AND WE HAVE B ABLTO 870 00:30:28,193 --> 00:30:29,694 TALK ABOUT IT MORE I THI WE 871 00:30:29,761 --> 00:30:30,361 UNDERSTAND MORE ABOUT THE 872 00:30:30,428 --> 00:30:34,165 EC ISSUE. 873 00:30:34,232 --> 00:30:36,467 FUNDAMENTALLY IT'S A FREEDOM 874 00:30:36,534 --> 00:30:37,969 ISSUE, IT'S A VERY JOYFUL AND 875 00:30:38,036 --> 00:30:39,070 TREMENDOUS RESPONSIBILITY TO 876 00:30:39,137 --> 00:30:41,272 HAVE A CHILD ANDT SHOULD BP 877 00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:42,740 TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON TO MAKE 878 00:30:42,807 --> 00:30:46,711 THAT DECISION FOR HIS OR HERSELF 879 00:30:46,778 --> 00:30:48,346 HERSELF. 880 00:30:48,413 --> 00:30:49,948 WITH THEIR PARTNER, WITH THEIR 881 00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:52,383 DOCTOR, WITH THEIR FAITH LEADER. 882 00:30:52,450 --> 00:30:54,886 I DON'T THINK THE PEOPLE OF 883 00:30:54,953 --> 00:30:55,820 AMERICA WANT TO RON DeSANTIS 884 00:30:55,887 --> 00:30:59,324 UP IN THEIR VAGINA SO TO SPEAK. 885 00:30:59,390 --> 00:30:59,991 [LAUGHTER] 886 00:31:00,058 --> 00:31:00,592 l: THEY DEFINITELY DON'T 887 00:31:00,658 --> 00:31:03,394 WANT THAT. 888 00:31:03,461 --> 00:31:05,597 >> WHAT'S INTERESTING ON THIS 889 00:31:05,663 --> 00:31:09,067 PARTICULAR ISSUE, THISRTICULAR S 890 00:31:09,133 --> 00:31:09,968 APPARENTLY FIVE DEATHS PER 891 00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:14,973 MILLION YEARS USERS, PENICILLIN 892 00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:15,940 CAUSES 20 DEATHS BUT THERE'S 893 00:31:16,007 --> 00:31:16,941 ANOTHER DRUG THAT CAUSES TEN 894 00:31:17,008 --> 00:31:19,244 TI ASANY DEATHS. 895 00:31:19,310 --> 00:31:23,214 >> Bill: DON'T SAY POT. 896 00:31:23,281 --> 00:31:25,450 >> YOU'RE OKAY, BILL. 897 00:31:25,516 --> 00:31:27,151 ONE THING THEY COULD DO IN 898 00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:34,092 DRUG WHICH IS VIAGRA.I 899 00:31:34,158 --> 00:31:36,661 I WOULD AGINE IF THEY DID THAT 900 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:39,264 WOULD PROBABLY HAVE A DIRECT 901 00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:44,535 NEGATIVE IMPACT ON THE SEX LIVES 902 00:31:44,602 --> 00:31:44,936 OF JUDGES OVER 60. 903 00:31:45,003 --> 00:31:48,139 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 904 00:31:48,206 --> 00:31:51,776 >> Bill: VERY INTERESTING. 905 00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:53,177 THERE IS A NEW SOCIAL MEDIA STAR 906 00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:55,179 I LEARNED ABOUT THIS WEEK AND 907 00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:58,449 HER NAM DYLAN MULVANEY. 908 00:31:58,516 --> 00:31:59,684 SHE'S A TRANSGENDER SOCIAL MEDIA 909 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,486 STAR I FOUND THIS VERY CONFUSING 910 00:32:01,552 --> 00:32:07,358 BECAUSE THERE'S ALREADY A 911 00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:09,694 DORMANT MULRONEY AND A DYLAN 912 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:10,595 McDERMOTT. 913 00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:13,631 SHE'S THE ONE WHO GOT KID ROCK 914 00:32:13,698 --> 00:32:16,100 SO EXCITED BECAUSE SHE'S GOT 915 00:32:16,167 --> 00:32:18,169 10 MILLION FOLLOWERS ON TIKTOK. 916 00:32:18,236 --> 00:32:19,904 BUD LIGHT WAS LIKE YOU KNOW 917 00:32:19,971 --> 00:32:20,638 WHAT'S? 918 00:32:20,705 --> 00:32:22,407 THERE SHE IS. 919 00:32:22,473 --> 00:32:24,208 IF WE SEND HER A CASE OF 920 00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:25,943 BUD LIGHT WITH A PICTURE ON IT, 921 00:32:26,010 --> 00:32:26,644 THE 10 MILLION PEOPLE WHO ARE 922 00:32:26,711 --> 00:32:29,580 GOING TO SEE OUR AD TO. 923 00:32:29,647 --> 00:32:31,983 THIS DID NOT GO OVER WELL WITH 924 00:32:32,050 --> 00:32:34,719 MAGA NATION, THIS WAS KID ROCK'S 925 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:37,455 REACTION. 926 00:32:37,522 --> 00:32:42,460 [GUNFIRE] 927 00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:44,996 >> FUCK BUD LIGHT. 928 00:32:45,063 --> 00:32:48,700 [LAUGHTER] 929 00:32:48,766 --> 00:32:52,036 >> AND YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT 930 00:32:52,103 --> 00:32:53,805 IMMATURITY? 931 00:32:53,871 --> 00:32:54,772 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 932 00:32:54,839 --> 00:32:57,041 >> Bill: I'M NOT DEFENDING 933 00:32:57,108 --> 00:32:57,709 KID ROCK. 934 00:32:57,775 --> 00:33:01,879 BY THE WAY -- THAT'S HALF, WHEN 935 00:33:01,946 --> 00:33:03,081 I TRAVEL THE COUNTRY, IT'S HALF 936 00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:04,849 OF THE REPUBLICAN ADS THAT I 937 00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:06,584 SEE, SHOOTING AT SOME SHIT YOU 938 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:12,423 IT'S SHOOTING OR I'M IN A TRUCK. 939 00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:17,362 GUN -- TRUCK. 940 00:33:17,428 --> 00:33:19,797 ME LIKE THESE THINGS YOU LIKE, 941 00:33:19,864 --> 00:33:21,165 THOUGH TO ME! 942 00:33:21,232 --> 00:33:23,034 JACK DANIEL'S HAD AN AD, LIKE 943 00:33:23,101 --> 00:33:25,970 TWO YEARS AGO, IT TEAMS UP WIT 944 00:33:26,037 --> 00:33:29,173 RuPAUL, SMALL TOWN, REACHING 945 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,043 OUT TO EVERYBODY AND OF COURSE 946 00:33:32,110 --> 00:33:35,546 THIS GUY DID THIS. 947 00:33:35,613 --> 00:33:39,684 >> >> POURS OUT HIS 948 00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:42,420 JACK DANIEL'S. 949 00:33:42,487 --> 00:33:44,322 YEAH. 950 00:33:44,389 --> 00:33:44,589 [LAUGHTER] 951 00:33:44,655 --> 00:33:46,190 ANYWAY I HAD TO TELL THESE 952 00:33:46,257 --> 00:33:48,559 PEOPLE BUT IT'S GOING TO GET 953 00:33:48,626 --> 00:33:48,793 WORSE. 954 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:49,761 THERE'S A LOT OF COMPANIES THAT 955 00:33:49,827 --> 00:33:56,401 ARE REACHING OUT AND JUST TOSAVW 956 00:33:56,467 --> 00:33:57,368 ADS THAT ARE COMING OUT FROM 957 00:33:57,435 --> 00:34:02,907 OTHER COMPANIES. 958 00:34:02,974 --> 00:34:03,508 YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A CHILL 959 00:34:03,574 --> 00:34:03,708 PILL. 960 00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:04,876 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THEM? 961 00:34:04,942 --> 00:34:09,180 IT'S GOING TO GET. 962 00:34:09,247 --> 00:34:11,616 [LAUGHTER] 963 00:34:11,682 --> 00:34:12,083 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 964 00:34:12,150 --> 00:34:12,750 SOUTHERN COMFORT: LIK 965 00:34:12,817 --> 00:34:13,084 IN THE BOTTLE? 966 00:34:13,151 --> 00:34:16,087 YOU'LL LOVE IT IN THE CAN! 967 00:34:16,154 --> 00:34:16,354 [LAUGHTER] 968 00:34:16,421 --> 00:34:19,357 THAT'S NOT GOING TO GO OVER WEL 969 00:34:19,424 --> 00:34:19,557 WELL. 970 00:34:19,624 --> 00:34:20,391 FORD MOTOR COMPANY: F-150: BUILT 971 00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:24,729 TRANS TO 972 00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:25,196 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 973 00:34:25,263 --> 00:34:27,165 THAT AREN'T GOING TO LIKE THAT. 974 00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:28,599 CAPITAL ONE: WHAT'S IN YOUR MAN 975 00:34:28,666 --> 00:34:31,235 PURSE? 976 00:34:31,302 --> 00:34:32,804 JIM DANDY QUICK GRITS: JUST LIKE 977 00:34:32,870 --> 00:34:36,674 YOUR BIRTHING PERSON USED TO 978 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:39,143 MAKE. 979 00:34:39,210 --> 00:34:41,546 [LAUGHTER] 980 00:34:41,612 --> 00:34:41,813 [APPLAUSE] 981 00:34:41,879 --> 00:34:42,413 WAL-MART: ALWAYS LOW PRICES ON 982 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:47,151 PUBERTY BLOCKERS. 983 00:34:47,218 --> 00:34:48,886 [LAUGHTER] 984 00:34:48,953 --> 00:34:50,087 THESE ARE BELOVED BRANDS. 985 00:34:50,154 --> 00:34:50,688 WONDER BREAD: WE APOLOGIZE FOR 986 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:54,759 OUR WHITENESS. 987 00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:57,061 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 988 00:34:57,128 --> 00:34:57,595 SKITTLES: YOU'LL TASTE THE 989 00:34:57,662 --> 00:35:00,631 RAINBOW AND LIKE IT. 990 00:35:00,698 --> 00:35:02,300 [LAUGHTER AND CHEERING] 991 00:35:02,366 --> 00:35:08,339 MARLBORO REDS: CUM TO WHERE THE 992 00:35:08,406 --> 00:35:13,711 FLAVOR IS. 993 00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:20,618 [LAUGHTER AND CHEERING] 994 00:35:20,685 --> 00:35:21,619 >> Bill: A LOTEOPLE ARE 995 00:35:21,686 --> 00:35:23,788 SAYING I I WOULD AGREE WHY THE 996 00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:27,358 OVERREACTION TO THIS -- SO WHAT 997 00:35:27,425 --> 00:35:30,561 IF TRANS PEOPLE DRINK BUD LIGHT 998 00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:31,629 TOO, THERE ARE A LOT OF BIGOTS 999 00:35:31,696 --> 00:35:33,831 OUT THERE, PEOPLE -- I REMEMBER 1000 00:35:33,898 --> 00:35:37,602 USED TO SAY GOD IS STILL UPHOMA 1001 00:35:37,668 --> 00:35:39,203 THERE, THAT WAS HIS ANSWER TO 1002 00:35:39,270 --> 00:35:41,706 GLOBAL WARMING, THE PEOPLE 1003 00:35:41,772 --> 00:35:45,243 THAT'S THEIR ANSWER, I CAN'T 1004 00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:46,744 REACH THEM. 1005 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:48,279 THERE SOMETHING ELSE TO THIS 1006 00:35:48,346 --> 00:35:48,846 STORY? 1007 00:35:48,913 --> 00:35:50,781 APPARENTLY THIS DID HAVE A BIG 1008 00:35:50,848 --> 00:35:52,250 BACKLASH ON SALES OF BUD LIGHT 1009 00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:54,118 COME APPARENTLY A LOT OF AMERICA 1010 00:35:54,185 --> 00:35:56,153 FEELS LIKE THEY'VEAD AN AGENDA 1011 00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:58,222 SHOVED DOWN THEIR THROAT ON THIS 1012 00:35:58,289 --> 00:35:59,957 ISSUE, THEY FEEL HAS REAL-WORLD 1013 00:36:00,024 --> 00:36:01,192 CONSEQUENCES FOR THEM AND THEIR 1014 00:36:01,259 --> 00:36:01,459 CHILDREN. 1015 00:36:01,526 --> 00:36:04,161 DO THEY HAVE A POINT? 1016 00:36:04,228 --> 00:36:07,164 >> I DON'T THINK SO, THIIS 1017 00:36:07,231 --> 00:36:09,033 ADVERTISING, IF YOU DON'T LIKE 1018 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:10,468 THE ADVERTISEMENT, DON'T BUY THE 1019 00:36:10,535 --> 00:36:13,037 PRODUCT. 1020 00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:16,474 [APPLAUSE] 1021 00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:17,942 >> Bill: ON THE GENERAL ISSUE, 1022 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,177 DO THEY HAVE ANY GRIPE ABOUT THE 1023 00:36:20,244 --> 00:36:22,580 IDEA THAT WHEN IT COMES TO TRANS 1024 00:36:22,647 --> 00:36:23,381 ISSUES, THERE SEEMS TO BE NO 1025 00:36:23,447 --> 00:36:27,752 ROOM FOR DEBATE. 1026 00:36:27,818 --> 00:36:29,453 TRANS SEEM JUST TO WANT 1027 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,322 TO HAVE YOU ACCEPT LOCK, STOCK, 1028 00:36:31,389 --> 00:36:31,923 AND BARREL EVERYTHIN SAY 1029 00:36:31,989 --> 00:36:33,591 OR ELSE YOU ARE A BIGOT AND YOU 1030 00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:36,193 ARE SHOUTED DOWN. 1031 00:36:36,260 --> 00:36:37,862 IT IS NEW, A LOT OF THIS STUFF 1032 00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:40,665 AND WE ARE GOING TO THE OPPOSITE 1033 00:36:40,731 --> 00:36:42,767 DIRECTION FOR EXAMPLE 1034 00:36:42,833 --> 00:36:45,503 SCANDINAVIAN COUNTRIES IN THE 1035 00:36:45,570 --> 00:36:46,470 U.K. WHICH HAVE PULLED BACK ON A 1036 00:36:46,537 --> 00:36:49,140 LOT OF THIS TRANSITIONING. 1037 00:36:49,206 --> 00:36:51,108 IT'S NOTE WE ARE TO THET 1038 00:36:51,175 --> 00:36:51,642 OF EVERYBODY. 1039 00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:53,010 >> I THINK IT'S A MORE 1040 00:36:53,077 --> 00:36:55,112 COMPENSATED ISSUE AND THE ISSUE 1041 00:36:55,179 --> 00:36:57,114 AROUND DYLAN MULVANEY IS THAT 1042 00:36:57,181 --> 00:36:59,584 UNTIL VERY RECENTLY LIKE A YEAR 1043 00:36:59,650 --> 00:37:01,819 O, DYLAN MULVANEY WAS 1044 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:03,521 IDENTIFYING AS A GAY MAN AND 1045 00:37:03,588 --> 00:37:04,989 DECIDED TO IDENTIFY AS NONBINARY 1046 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,358 AND IS NOW IDENTIFYING AS A 1047 00:37:07,425 --> 00:37:09,226 WOMAN AND TALKS IN THESE ADS 1048 00:37:09,293 --> 00:37:16,968 ABOUT A JOURNEY TO WOMANHOOD. 1049 00:37:17,034 --> 00:37:18,402 I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THE 1050 00:37:18,469 --> 00:37:21,205 BUD LIGHT ADDS, THEY WANT TO 1051 00:37:21,272 --> 00:37:21,973 MARKET THEMSELVES LIKE THAT THEY 1052 00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:22,707 WILL REAP THSEQUENCES GOOD 1053 00:37:22,773 --> 00:37:24,642 AND BAD BUT AT THE MOMENT IT 1054 00:37:24,709 --> 00:37:26,177 DOESN'T LOOK VERY GOOD THAT'S 1055 00:37:26,243 --> 00:37:30,181 ENTIRELY UP TO THEM. 1056 00:37:30,247 --> 00:37:32,183 THE NIKE AD ALSO FEATURING DYLAN 1057 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,551 MULVANEY WHO WAS IN WOMEN'S 1058 00:37:33,618 --> 00:37:35,653 SPORTSWEAR INCLUDING A 1059 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:36,187 SPORTS BRA. 1060 00:37:36,253 --> 00:37:38,956 DESPITE NOT HAVING ANY BREASTS 1061 00:37:39,023 --> 00:37:39,523 AND SHE'S HAD NO SURRY. 1062 00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:44,595 A LOT OF WOMEN GOT -- PRETTY 1063 00:37:44,662 --> 00:37:47,565 EXER AND OFFENDED BY THE 1064 00:37:47,632 --> 00:37:48,833 WAY DYLAN MULVANEY GOES ABOUT 1065 00:37:48,899 --> 00:37:51,769 SELLING HERSELF ON TIKTOK -- 1066 00:37:51,836 --> 00:37:54,705 THEIR SELF, I DON'T WANT TO USE 1067 00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:55,740 THE WRONG PRONOUN, I CAN RESPECT 1068 00:37:55,806 --> 00:37:57,508 THAT. 1069 00:37:57,575 --> 00:37:59,510 DYLAN MULVANEY IN MY VIEW WHEN I 1070 00:37:59,577 --> 00:38:01,812 WATCH THESE TIKTOKS IS OFTEN 1071 00:38:01,879 --> 00:38:03,414 MOCKING WHAT A MISOGYNIST VIEW 1072 00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:06,851 OF HOW A WOMAN BEHAVES WOULD BE. 1073 00:38:06,917 --> 00:38:11,322 YOU SEE HER TALKING ABOUT TRYING 1074 00:38:11,389 --> 00:38:12,857 ON DRESSES AND SPENDING TOO MUCH 1075 00:38:12,923 --> 00:38:14,692 MONEY ON DRESSES, TELLING 1076 00:38:14,759 --> 00:38:15,926 THEY ARE FINE IF THEY AREN'T A 1077 00:38:15,993 --> 00:38:18,062 LOT OF WOMEN ARE LIKE THIS 1078 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,497 PERSON IS MOCKING US WHILE 1079 00:38:19,563 --> 00:38:21,365 MAKING THEMSELVES NOW THE POSTER 1080 00:38:21,432 --> 00:38:26,270 GIRL FOR WOMANHOOD BUT REMAINS 1081 00:38:26,337 --> 00:38:27,972 FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES A 1082 00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:29,106 BIOLOGICAL MALE AND IT COMES AT 1083 00:38:29,173 --> 00:38:31,175 TH TIME AS THE WHOLE 1084 00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:32,943 DEBATE AROUND SPORTS AND WE SAW 1085 00:38:33,010 --> 00:38:34,779 THIS WEEK RILEY GAINS THE 1086 00:38:34,845 --> 00:38:35,579 SWIMMER BEING ATTACKED, 1087 00:38:35,646 --> 00:38:37,515 PHYSICALLY ATTACKED FOR TRYING 1088 00:38:37,581 --> 00:38:38,949 TO STAND UP FOR WOMEN'S RIG 1089 00:38:39,016 --> 00:38:41,452 IT'S NOT JUST AS SIMPLE AS 1090 00:38:41,519 --> 00:38:42,687 SOMEBODY SAYING I'M NOW A WOMAN 1091 00:38:42,753 --> 00:38:45,589 ANGOING TO MAKE MILLIONS 1092 00:38:45,656 --> 00:38:49,860 OF DOLLARS -- IT IS MORE 1093 00:38:49,927 --> 00:38:51,095 COMPLICATED AND A LOT OF WOMEN 1094 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:52,763 ARE LIKE HANG ON A SECOND, WHAT 1095 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:56,867 IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING TO US IN 1096 00:38:56,934 --> 00:38:57,234 THIS PROCESS? 1097 00:38:57,301 --> 00:39:02,139 [AE] 1098 00:39:02,206 --> 00:39:04,208 >> DYLAN MULVANEY IS FREE TO 1099 00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:07,278 EXPRESS HERSELF AND TO LIVE HER 1100 00:39:07,344 --> 00:39:09,547 GENDER IDENTITY, THERE IS NO ONE 1101 00:39:09,613 --> 00:39:12,349 RIGHT AWAY TO BE A WOMAN OR TO 1102 00:39:12,416 --> 00:39:12,983 DRINK BUD LIGHT FOR THAT MATTER 1103 00:39:13,050 --> 00:39:16,153 OR APPARENTLY EVEN TO SHOOT AT 1104 00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:16,320 IT. 1105 00:39:16,387 --> 00:39:18,055 IHINK THE ISSUE THIS GETS 1106 00:39:18,122 --> 00:39:19,557 TANGLED UP IN THAT'S IMPORTANT 1107 00:39:19,623 --> 00:39:21,425 TO PUT ON THE TABLE IS WHILE THE 1108 00:39:21,492 --> 00:39:25,129 RIGHT IS WAGING KINDS OF 1109 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:30,835 CULTURE ATTACKS, CULTURE WARS,T. 1110 00:39:30,901 --> 00:39:32,670 PEOPLE DESERVE THE RIGHT 1111 00:39:32,737 --> 00:39:35,439 TO HAVE JOBS, TO HAVE HOUSING, 1112 00:39:35,506 --> 00:39:38,042 TO GET HEALTH CARE, TO WALK THE 1113 00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:38,909 STREETS FREELY. 1114 00:39:38,976 --> 00:39:42,346 THEY ARE BEING ATTACKED. 1115 00:39:42,413 --> 00:39:44,348 NOBODY IS QUESTIONING RIGHTS 1116 00:39:44,415 --> 00:39:45,883 TO FAIRNESS AND EQUALITY, I'M 1117 00:39:45,950 --> 00:39:46,817 NOT ON THE RIGHTS. 1118 00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:48,519 WHAT I WOULD QUESTION AND I 1119 00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:50,521 THINK LEGITIMATELY IS WHERE 1120 00:39:50,588 --> 00:39:53,390 TRANS RIGHTS AND EQUALITY BEGIN 1121 00:39:53,457 --> 00:39:54,725 TO ERODE AND DESTROY AS WE ARE 1122 00:39:54,792 --> 00:39:57,161 SEEING IN WOMEN'S SPORTS THE 1123 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,363 RIGHTS OF WOMEN TO FAIRNESS AND 1124 00:39:59,430 --> 00:39:59,897 EQUALITY TOO. 1125 00:39:59,964 --> 00:40:03,134 THAT IS THE PROBLEM. 1126 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:03,400 [APPLAUSE] 1127 00:40:03,467 --> 00:40:04,902 >> Bill: ONE OF NUMBERS ON 1128 00:40:04,969 --> 00:40:08,572 HOW MANY TRANS PEOPLE IN MURDER 1129 00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:10,040 COMPARE TO PEOPLE IN OTHER 1130 00:40:10,107 --> 00:40:10,708 GR 1131 00:40:10,775 --> 00:40:12,209 >> THEY DISPROPORTIONATELY 1132 00:40:12,276 --> 00:40:13,744 LIKELY TO BE MURDERED AND 1133 00:40:13,811 --> 00:40:15,146 ASSAULTED AND HARMED. 1134 00:40:15,212 --> 00:40:16,380 ONE OF THE GROUPS THAT SUFFERS 1135 00:40:16,447 --> 00:40:17,982 THE HIGHEST CRIME RATES AND THEY 1136 00:40:18,048 --> 00:40:19,150 ARE NOTROTECTED BY 1137 00:40:19,216 --> 00:40:19,984 DISCRIMINATION. 1138 00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:23,821 YOU HAVE PEOPLEING ON ACTS VIOL, 1139 00:40:23,888 --> 00:40:25,723 TOWARDS TRANS PEOPLE. 1140 00:40:25,790 --> 00:40:26,924 I THINK GO TO THE IDEA 1141 00:40:26,991 --> 00:40:28,793 OF FREEDOM THAT WE STARTED WITH 1142 00:40:28,859 --> 00:40:30,761 HERE, IF DYLAN MULVANEY WANTS TO 1143 00:40:30,828 --> 00:40:33,063 DRESS UP -- OR KID ROCK I DON'T 1144 00:40:33,130 --> 00:40:33,264 CARE. 1145 00:40:33,330 --> 00:40:35,533 >> Bill: I DON'T THINK THIS IS 1146 00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:36,634 MOSTLY ABOUT DYLAN MULVANEY I 1147 00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:37,868 THINK YOU GUYS ARE OFF ON A 1148 00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:39,503 TANGENT, IT'S OUT THAT. 1149 00:40:39,570 --> 00:40:41,572 THAT'S MY POINT. 1150 00:40:41,639 --> 00:40:43,808 THEEASON WHY THIS HAD SUCH A 1151 00:40:43,874 --> 00:40:44,809 BACKLASH WITH THE BUD LIGHT 1152 00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:45,910 DRINKING CROWD AS IT TAPPED INTO 1153 00:40:45,976 --> 00:40:48,579 SOMETHING ELSE COMMIT TAPPED 1154 00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:50,214 INTO -- I'VE SEEN VIDEOS. 1155 00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:51,415 >> MAIL AND SECURITY? 1156 00:40:51,482 --> 00:40:53,384 >> Bill: IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT 1157 00:40:53,450 --> 00:40:53,918 THAT. 1158 00:40:53,984 --> 00:40:55,252 >> IT'S ALWAYS IDENTITY 1159 00:40:55,319 --> 00:40:57,421 POLITICS, WHY CAN'T WE JUST -- 1160 00:40:57,488 --> 00:40:59,023 ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE OF 1161 00:40:59,089 --> 00:41:00,791 WHAT HD IN SCOTLAND. 1162 00:41:00,858 --> 00:41:03,527 A TRAILBLAZING WOMAN IN BRITISH 1163 00:41:03,594 --> 00:41:04,261 POLITICS, BEING IN THAT POSITION 1164 00:41:04,328 --> 00:41:07,765 A NUMBER OF YEARSN 1165 00:41:07,832 --> 00:41:12,469 EXTRAORDINARY CASE OF A MALE 1166 00:41:12,536 --> 00:41:19,977 RAPIST WHOAPED TWO WOMEN, 1167 00:41:20,044 --> 00:41:20,644 IDENTIFIED AS WOMAN AND AS A 1168 00:41:20,711 --> 00:41:24,315 RESULT WAS SENT TO A WOMEN'S 1169 00:41:24,381 --> 00:41:24,548 PRISON. 1170 00:41:24,615 --> 00:41:25,983 THERE WAS SUCH AN OUTCRY THAT 1171 00:41:26,050 --> 00:41:27,818 THE FIRST MINISTER NICHOLAS 1172 00:41:27,885 --> 00:41:29,687 STURGEON CAME AT A HUGE PRESSURE 1173 00:41:29,753 --> 00:41:30,721 AND INCREDIBLY DOUBLE DOWN AND 1174 00:41:30,788 --> 00:41:31,956 DEFENDED WHAT HAD HAPPENED. 1175 00:41:32,022 --> 00:41:33,657 WOMEN WENT NUTS AND WHAT ARE YOU 1176 00:41:33,724 --> 00:41:36,760 DOING? 1177 00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:38,696 PUTTING MALE RAPISTS INTO 1178 00:41:38,762 --> 00:41:39,864 WOMEN'S PRISONS JUST BECAUSE 1179 00:41:39,930 --> 00:41:40,564 IDENTITY MEANS THIS IS WHAT THIS 1180 00:41:40,631 --> 00:41:43,467 PERSON CAN DO. 1181 00:41:43,534 --> 00:41:44,501 WHEN WOMEN TALK ABOUT 1182 00:41:44,568 --> 00:41:46,370 INFRINGEMENT INTO THEIR SAFETY 1183 00:41:46,437 --> 00:41:47,605 AND FAIRNESS AND EQUALITY, 1184 00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:49,340 EXCEPT THAT THEY ARE TALKING 1185 00:41:49,406 --> 00:41:49,807 ABOUT. 1186 00:41:49,874 --> 00:41:51,442 PEOPLE HAVE TO STAND UP FOR 1187 00:41:51,508 --> 00:41:52,743 WOMEN. 1188 00:41:52,810 --> 00:41:53,143 [APPLAUSE] 1189 00:41:53,210 --> 00:41:55,045 IF EVERY TIME A WOMAN STANDS UP 1190 00:41:55,112 --> 00:41:56,280 FOR WOMEN'S RIGHTS AT THE MOMENT 1191 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:58,182 WHETHER IT'S J.K. ROWLING OR 1192 00:41:58,249 --> 00:41:59,750 GAINS OR WHOEVER IT MAY BE 1193 00:41:59,817 --> 00:42:01,151 THEY GET SHAMED AND VILIFIED, 1194 00:42:01,218 --> 00:42:03,654 THEY GET HOUNDED, THEY GET DEATH 1195 00:42:03,721 --> 00:42:05,956 THREATS, IT'S COMPLETELY 1196 00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:06,257 DISGUSTING. 1197 00:42:06,323 --> 00:42:10,227 FAIRNESS TO TRANS PEOPLE, MANYTE 1198 00:42:10,294 --> 00:42:12,596 OF WHOM SUFFER I DEBATE 1199 00:42:12,663 --> 00:42:13,664 BECAUSE A LOT OF IT IS SO 1200 00:42:13,731 --> 00:42:15,165 INFLAMMATORY ON BOTH SIDES BUT 1201 00:42:15,232 --> 00:42:17,501 YOU'VE GOT TO PROTECT WOMEN'S 1202 00:42:17,568 --> 00:42:20,404 RIGHTS. 1203 00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:21,005 [APPLAUSE] 1204 00:42:21,071 --> 00:42:24,308 >> TO BE CLEAR, NOBODY SHOULD 1205 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,777 FEAR BEING RAPED IN PRISON 1206 00:42:26,844 --> 00:42:28,312 WHETHER THAT RAPIST WAS PUT IN A 1207 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:29,480 MALE PRISON OR FEMALE PRISON. 1208 00:42:29,546 --> 00:42:33,617 ARE SAFE IN CUSTODY.MAKE PEOPLE 1209 00:42:33,684 --> 00:42:35,519 THAT'S THE FOCUS OF THAT DEBATE. 1210 00:42:35,586 --> 00:42:38,522 >> THE WAY YOU ALLOW LIMITLESS 1211 00:42:38,589 --> 00:42:39,156 SELF-IDENTITY YOU ALLOWS PEOPLE 1212 00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:41,392 TO ABUSE THE SYS AND THAT'S 1213 00:42:41,458 --> 00:42:42,359 WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING. 1214 00:42:42,426 --> 00:42:44,061 WE SEE IT WITH SPORTS. 1215 00:42:44,128 --> 00:42:48,365 LEAH THOMAS, 6'4", FORMER 1216 00:42:48,432 --> 00:42:49,667 BIOLOGICAL MALE SWIMMER WHO 1217 00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:51,735 COMPETED UNSUCCESSFULLY AGAINST 1218 00:42:51,802 --> 00:42:52,803 N THEN TRANSITIONED TO BE A 1219 00:42:52,870 --> 00:42:54,838 WOMAN, SAYS I'M A WOMAN AND 1220 00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:57,708 DESTROYS WOMEN, WINS NCAA -- 1221 00:42:57,775 --> 00:43:01,078 >> Bill: AND IT STILL HAS A 1222 00:43:01,145 --> 00:43:02,012 PENIS. 1223 00:43:02,079 --> 00:43:04,648 WHICH HELPS WHEN YOU'RE 1224 00:43:04,715 --> 00:43:05,149 SWIMMING. 1225 00:43:05,215 --> 00:43:05,416 [LAUGHTER] 1226 00:43:05,482 --> 00:43:10,187 IT'S LIKE A RUNNER. 1227 00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:12,156 [APPLAUSE] 1228 00:43:12,222 --> 00:43:13,958 I BELIEVE AERODYNAMICALLY. 1229 00:43:14,024 --> 00:43:14,658 >> PHYSIOLOGY DEFINITELY HELPS 1230 00:43:14,725 --> 00:43:16,860 WOMEN IN THE POOL. 1231 00:43:16,927 --> 00:43:18,562 >> WHEN YOU SEE HER IN THE 1232 00:43:18,629 --> 00:43:20,364 LOCKER ROOM IT'S RIDICULOUS. 1233 00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:21,265 IT LOOKS RIDIC 1234 00:43:21,332 --> 00:43:23,968 THE FACT THAT WE CAN'TE 1235 00:43:24,034 --> 00:43:28,772 THESE THINGS.IT SEEMS SO DOGMATF 1236 00:43:28,839 --> 00:43:33,043 SOMEBODY SAYS -- AND I'VE SEEN 1237 00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:34,078 VIDE TEACHERS SAYING I TELL 1238 00:43:34,144 --> 00:43:35,512 MY KIDS, THE ISSUCH THING 1239 00:43:35,579 --> 00:43:38,015 AS A BOY OR A GIRL. 1240 00:43:38,082 --> 00:43:39,683 I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEONE OUT 1241 00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:43,454 THERE WHO IS TRUMP SUPPORTER WHO 1242 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:44,621 SAYS YOU'RE ALWAYS ATTACKING 1243 00:43:44,688 --> 00:43:45,255 DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE GETS RID 1244 00:43:45,322 --> 00:43:48,292 OF NORMS AND HE DOES ITS 1245 00:43:48,359 --> 00:43:48,592 AWFUL. 1246 00:43:48,659 --> 00:43:50,494 NORMS ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT AND 1247 00:43:50,561 --> 00:43:51,996 DEMOCRACY, FUNDAMENTAL STUFF. 1248 00:43:52,062 --> 00:43:54,565 THIS IS LIKE NORMS ABOUT LIFE 1249 00:43:54,631 --> 00:43:55,666 ITSELF. 1250 00:43:55,733 --> 00:43:56,767 WHEN YOU START TALKING ABOUT 1251 00:43:56,834 --> 00:43:58,936 THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BOYS 1252 00:43:59,003 --> 00:43:59,636 AND GIRLS, TO A LOT OF PEOPLE 1253 00:43:59,703 --> 00:44:05,709 IT'S LIKE I N BUD LIGHT. 1254 00:44:05,776 --> 00:44:09,747 [LAUGHTER] 1255 00:44:09,813 --> 00:44:11,782 >> COMING FROM BRITAIN,Y 1256 00:44:11,849 --> 00:44:13,350 EVER REALLY NEEDS A BUD LIGHT'S. 1257 00:44:13,417 --> 00:44:14,785 I WEAR MY THE WRONG ROOM FOR 1258 00:44:14,852 --> 00:44:16,754 THIS BUT IT'S BASICALLY FIZZY 1259 00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:21,291 YOU'RE IN THE URINE. 1260 00:44:21,358 --> 00:44:24,428 IF YOU WANT A PROPE COME 1261 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:25,029 BACK TO LONDON, YOU WILL LOVE 1262 00:44:25,095 --> 00:44:26,296 IT. 1263 00:44:26,363 --> 00:44:29,666 >> TO GO BACK TO HIS POINT, WE 1264 00:44:29,733 --> 00:44:32,636 SHOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE A CIVIL 1265 00:44:32,703 --> 00:44:33,771 DISCUSSION ABOUT THESE THINGS. 1266 00:44:33,837 --> 00:44:36,640 I THINK SOME PEOPLE HAVE PEOPLE 1267 00:44:36,707 --> 00:44:37,875 IN THEIR LIVES THEY KNOW AND 1268 00:44:37,941 --> 00:44:39,843 THEY LOVE AND THEY ARE CONCERNED 1269 00:44:39,910 --> 00:44:42,546 ABOUT THEIR SAFETY AND THEIR 1270 00:44:42,613 --> 00:44:42,846 WELL-BEING. 1271 00:44:42,913 --> 00:44:43,414 OTHER PEOPLE IT'S A NEW OR 1272 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:44,081 UNFAMILIAR TOP WE SHOULD 1273 00:44:44,148 --> 00:44:47,217 BE ABLE TO HAVE AIL DEBATES, 1274 00:44:47,284 --> 00:44:49,119 NOBODY INCLUDING RILEY GAINS WHY 1275 00:44:49,186 --> 00:44:49,653 DISAGREE WITH STRONGLY -- 1276 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:52,790 >> WHAT DO YOU DISAGREE OUT OF 1277 00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:53,290 INTERE 1278 00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:56,293 >> I THINK IT SHOULD TO 1279 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,194 SPORTING BODIES TO MAKE 1280 00:44:57,261 --> 00:44:57,494 DECISIONS -- 1281 00:44:57,561 --> 00:44:59,763 >> WHAT HAS SHE SAID THAT'S 1282 00:44:59,830 --> 00:45:00,130 ACTUALLY WRONG? 1283 00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:02,199 >> IHINK WHAT SHE HAS DONE IS 1284 00:45:02,266 --> 00:45:04,468 TRY TO TURN THIS -- WE ARE 1285 00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:06,603 TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE USING 1286 00:45:06,670 --> 00:45:08,305 THINGST LIKES AND GET 1287 00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:08,839 CLICKS. 1288 00:45:08,906 --> 00:45:10,741 >> THAT'S WHAT SHE'S DOING. 1289 00:45:10,808 --> 00:45:14,211 I GOT NO TRUCK WITH RILEY GAINS 1290 00:45:14,278 --> 00:45:15,145 PERSONALLY BUT ALL I'VE SEEN HER 1291 00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:17,915 STAND UP FOR WOMEN'S RIGHTS OR 1292 00:45:17,981 --> 00:45:19,149 CAUCHY COMPETED AGAINST LEAH 1293 00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:21,218 THOMAS AND IT WAS OBVIOUSLY 1294 00:45:21,285 --> 00:45:22,052 UNFAIR. 1295 00:45:22,119 --> 00:45:25,556 LEAH THOMAS WON ONE OF THE RACES 1296 00:45:25,622 --> 00:45:27,991 BY 50 SECONDS AGAINST A BUNCH OF 1297 00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:28,826 BIOLOGICAL FEMALES WHO COULDN'T 1298 00:45:28,892 --> 00:45:31,028 KEEP UP, THAT CANNOT BE RIGHT, 1299 00:45:31,095 --> 00:45:34,798 THAT CANNOT BE FAIR. 1300 00:45:34,865 --> 00:45:37,101 [APPLAUSE] 1301 00:45:37,167 --> 00:45:39,103 >> THAT IS SOMETHING I THINK OUR 1302 00:45:39,169 --> 00:45:39,636 SPORTING BODIES SHLD BE 1303 00:45:39,703 --> 00:45:42,606 DEALING WITH. 1304 00:45:42,673 --> 00:45:44,141 SHE'S SPEAKING UP FOR HERSELF 1305 00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:45,742 AND THAT IS HER PREVE AND 1306 00:45:45,809 --> 00:45:47,177 I RESPECT HER FREE SPEECH. 1307 00:45:47,244 --> 00:45:48,745 >> SHE'S SPEAKING UP FOR EVERY 1308 00:45:48,812 --> 00:45:54,418 FEMALE ATHLETE IN THE WORLD. 1309 00:45:54,485 --> 00:45:56,553 >> Bill: WASN'T AT THE POINT 1310 00:45:56,620 --> 00:45:56,854 OF TITLE IX? 1311 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,922 IT WAS A MAJOR EVENT IN FEMINISM 1312 00:45:58,989 --> 00:46:01,425 THAT WE FINALLY HAVE T LAW 1313 00:46:01,492 --> 00:46:03,727 THAT SAYS COLLEGES AND I THINK 1314 00:46:03,794 --> 00:46:05,295 HIGH SCHOOLS T DEFITELY 1315 00:46:05,362 --> 00:46:06,830 COLLEG WOMEN'S SPORTS HAVE TO 1316 00:46:06,897 --> 00:46:08,232 BE GIVEN EQUAL TO MEN'S SPORTS 1317 00:46:08,298 --> 00:46:11,201 SO THAT WOMEN -- THIS LED TO THE 1318 00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:12,769 WNBA AND LOTS OF OTHER STUFF, 1319 00:46:12,836 --> 00:46:15,272 THIS SEEMS TO BE THE OPPOSITE OF 1320 00:46:15,339 --> 00:46:16,206 THAT. 1321 00:46:16,273 --> 00:46:17,374 SO MANY INSTANCES I THINK WHERE 1322 00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:20,611 SS IS TH OPPOSITE OF WHAT 1323 00:46:20,677 --> 00:46:23,113 I GREW UP AS LIBERAL. 1324 00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:24,681 LIBERALISM WAS LET'S GIVE THE 1325 00:46:24,748 --> 00:46:25,716 WOMEN UNEQUAL SHOTS, THIS IS 1326 00:46:25,782 --> 00:46:27,084 LET'S PUT A MALE IN THE SWIMMING 1327 00:46:27,151 --> 00:46:28,485 POOL WITH THE WOMEN COME I DON'T 1328 00:46:28,552 --> 00:46:30,521 GET IT. 1329 00:46:30,587 --> 00:46:33,090 >> TRANS PEOPLE WHO GENUINELY 1330 00:46:33,157 --> 00:46:34,691 WANT TO COMPETE IN SWIMMING OR 1331 00:46:34,758 --> 00:46:36,326 WHAT IT MAY BE, THEY ARE THE 1332 00:46:36,393 --> 00:46:38,262 ONES WHO ARE SUFFERING HERE, THE 1333 00:46:38,328 --> 00:46:40,864 NEED TO FIND A WAY TO COMPETE 1334 00:46:40,931 --> 00:46:42,466 FAIRLY AND JUSTLY. 1335 00:46:42,533 --> 00:46:44,401 >> WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER? 1336 00:46:44,468 --> 00:46:46,170 >> EITHER THEY COMPETE AGAINST 1337 00:46:46,236 --> 00:46:48,205 THEIR BIOLOGICAL SEX AS MANY OF 1338 00:46:48,272 --> 00:46:49,873 THEM DID BEFORE OR TO CREATE AN 1339 00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:55,579 ENTIRELY NEW CATEGORY. 1340 00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:57,714 WHAT YOU CANNOT DO IS CONTINUE 1341 00:46:57,781 --> 00:47:01,251 TO ALLOW MORE AND MORE TRANS 1342 00:47:01,318 --> 00:47:02,452 ATHLETES TO START DECIMATING 1343 00:47:02,519 --> 00:47:04,555 WOMEN'S RECORDS IN SOME CASES 1344 00:47:04,621 --> 00:47:05,956 IRREVOCABLY COME IT'S JUST NOT 1345 00:47:06,023 --> 00:47:06,156 FAIR. 1346 00:47:06,223 --> 00:47:07,824 >> Bill: I'VE GOT TO END AT 1347 00:47:07,891 --> 00:47:14,031 THERE, IT'S TIME FOR NEW RULES. 1348 00:47:14,097 --> 00:47:15,699 NEW RULE: SOMEONE HAS TO TELL 1349 00:47:15,766 --> 00:47:16,466 JACKIE MILLER, THE OHIO SCHOOL 1350 00:47:16,533 --> 00:47:18,001 BUS DRIVER WHO STOPPED HER BUS 1351 00:47:18,068 --> 00:47:19,102 AND UNLEASHED A VIRAL TIRADE ON 1352 00:47:19,169 --> 00:47:20,637 THE KIDSHO'D BEEN 1353 00:47:20,704 --> 00:47:21,805 DISRESPECTING HER FOR YEARS, 1354 00:47:21,872 --> 00:47:23,607 TELLING THEM, "I'M SICK OF ALL 1355 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:25,642 HIS SHIT," AND "MY FT'S 1356 00:47:25,709 --> 00:47:26,543 GONNA BE SO FAR UP YOUR GODDAMN 1357 00:47:26,610 --> 00:47:33,350 ASS, IT'S GOING TO DANGLE OUT 1358 00:47:33,417 --> 00:47:34,117 YOUR GODDAMN NOSE," THAT, ONE, 1359 00:47:34,184 --> 00:47:38,555 THAT'S A GOOD WAY TOOSE A 1360 00:47:38,622 --> 00:47:40,224 SHOE, AND TWO, YOU HAVE MY VOTE 1361 00:47:40,290 --> 00:47:40,490 [LAUGHTER] 1362 00:47:40,557 --> 00:47:52,236 FOR PRESIDENT. 1363 00:47:52,302 --> 00:47:59,343 >> NEW RULE, GOLF IS A YOUNG 1364 00:47:59,409 --> 00:47:59,643 MAN'S GAME. 1365 00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:01,345 AT 23 YOU LOOK AND VULNERABLE. 1366 00:48:01,411 --> 00:48:04,715 HIM AT 63, YOU LOOK LIKE MY AUNT 1367 00:48:04,781 --> 00:48:09,052 MILDRED TO. 1368 00:48:09,119 --> 00:48:11,688 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1369 00:48:11,755 --> 00:48:12,823 NEW RULE: NOW THAT IT'S COME OUT 1370 00:48:12,889 --> 00:48:13,390 TH DALAI LAMA ASKED A 1371 00:48:13,457 --> 00:48:14,024 YOUNG BOY TO SUCK HIS TONGUE, WE 1372 00:48:14,091 --> 00:48:16,827 HAVE TO FIND OUT IF HE MEANT HIS 1373 00:48:16,893 --> 00:48:17,794 WHOLE TONGUE, OR JUST THE TI 1374 00:48:17,861 --> 00:48:18,962 BECAUSE WE KNOW FROM EVERY TIP 1375 00:48:19,029 --> 00:48:20,897 JAR IN EVERY COFFEE SHOP, "TIPS 1376 00:48:20,964 --> 00:48:26,203 ARE GOOD KARMA." 1377 00:48:26,270 --> 00:48:30,207 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1378 00:48:30,274 --> 00:48:32,309 NEW RULE: THESE JAPANESE GAY 1379 00:48:32,376 --> 00:48:33,110 ACTIVISTS HAVE TO TRY AND LOOK A 1380 00:48:33,176 --> 00:48:38,348 LITTLE MORE GAY. 1381 00:48:38,415 --> 00:48:40,284 THEIR SIGNS SAY "PRIDE," BUT 1382 00:48:40,350 --> 00:48:41,051 THEIR ATTITUDE SAYS.'STAFF 1383 00:48:41,118 --> 00:48:49,192 MEETING AT H&R BLOCK." 1384 00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:53,263 WE'RE QUEER, HERE'S YOUR TAX 1385 00:48:53,330 --> 00:48:55,065 RETURN FOR THE FISCAL YEAR. 1386 00:48:55,132 --> 00:48:56,700 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1387 00:48:56,767 --> 00:48:58,035 : I CAN ACCEPT THAT THERE'S 1388 00:48:58,101 --> 00:48:58,869 NO SUCH THING AS GOD OR FATE, 1389 00:48:58,935 --> 00:49:01,104 AND THE UNIVERSE IS GOVERNED BY 1390 00:49:01,171 --> 00:49:02,139 RANDOM CHANCE, BUT YOU CAN'T 1391 00:49:02,205 --> 00:49:03,607 TELL ME IT'S AN ACCIDENT THAT 1392 00:49:03,674 --> 00:49:04,341 RUPERT MURDOCH IS GOING THROUGH 1393 00:49:04,408 --> 00:49:04,908 A BREAK-UP THE SAME WEEK AS 1394 00:49:04,975 --> 00:49:13,250 TAYLOR SWIFT. 1395 00:49:13,317 --> 00:49:13,517 [LAUGHTER] 1396 00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:14,117 WHAT PART OF "YOU BELONG WITH 1397 00:49:14,184 --> 00:49:15,585 ME" DON'T YOU TWO CRAZY KIDS 1398 00:49:15,652 --> 00:49:15,886 UNDERSTAND? 1399 00:49:15,952 --> 00:49:16,353 SHE SINGS "BAD BLOOD." 1400 00:49:16,420 --> 00:49:20,524 HE HAS NO BLOOD. 1401 00:49:20,590 --> 00:49:21,158 SHE HAS "CHAMPAIGN PROBLEMS" AND 1402 00:49:21,224 --> 00:49:25,195 HE ALWAYS HAS TO PEE. 1403 00:49:25,262 --> 00:49:26,730 SHE "KNEW HE WAS TROUBLE WHEN HE 1404 00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:27,898 WALKED IN" AND HE CAN'T REMEMBER 1405 00:49:27,964 --> 00:49:35,906 WHAT HE CAME IN THE ROOM FOR. 1406 00:49:35,972 --> 00:49:36,973 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1407 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:37,641 IT'S A LOVE STORY, BABY, JUST 1408 00:49:37,708 --> 00:49:37,941 SAY YES. 1409 00:49:38,008 --> 00:49:39,176 AND FINALLY, NEW RULE. 1410 00:49:39,242 --> 00:49:39,943 THERE'S A PRICE TO PAY FOR 1411 00:49:40,010 --> 00:49:41,278 FORGETTING HISTORY. 1412 00:49:41,345 --> 00:49:43,513 WHICH, ACTUALLY, IS A VERY OLD 1413 00:49:43,580 --> 00:49:45,115 RULE: "THOSE WHO FORGET THE 1414 00:49:45,182 --> 00:49:48,018 ARE CONDEMNED TO REPEAT IT." 1415 00:49:48,085 --> 00:49:49,086 I KNOW MILLENNIALS AND GEN Z 1416 00:49:49,152 --> 00:49:49,920 WERE RAISED TO BELIEVE THAT 1417 00:49:49,986 --> 00:49:52,589 ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED BEFORE 1418 00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:53,190 CAME ALONG ISN'T WORTH 1419 00:49:53,256 --> 00:49:54,291 KNOWING, BUT IN THE CASE OF 1420 00:49:54,358 --> 00:49:56,693 PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK 1421 00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:57,294 VS DONALD TRUMP, IT JUST MIGHT 1422 00:49:57,361 --> 00:49:59,396 BE. 1423 00:49:59,463 --> 00:50:00,831 E THIS WHOLE "GOING AFTER 1424 00:50:00,897 --> 00:50:01,798 THE PRESIDENT FOR FUCKING 1425 00:50:01,865 --> 00:50:03,300 AROUND" THING? 1426 00:50:03,367 --> 00:50:05,235 I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE BEFORE. 1427 00:50:05,302 --> 00:50:12,943 IT WAS CALLED KILL BILL. 1428 00:50:13,009 --> 00:50:13,210 [LAUGHTER] 1429 00:50:13,276 --> 00:50:14,411 AND AMERICA DIDN'T LIKE IT THE 1430 00:50:14,478 --> 00:50:15,512 [APPLAUSE] 1431 00:50:15,579 --> 00:50:15,812 FIRST TIME. 1432 00:50:15,879 --> 00:50:16,780 YOU SEE, BACK IN T 1433 00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:18,582 PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON HAD A 1434 00:50:18,648 --> 00:50:20,751 FLING WITH A WHITE HOUSE INTERN 1435 00:50:20,817 --> 00:50:22,152 NAMED MONICA LEWINSKY, AND THE 1436 00:50:22,219 --> 00:50:23,186 REPUBLICANS EXPOSED HIM AS A 1437 00:50:23,253 --> 00:50:23,987 DIRTY, FILTHY, DISGUSTING 1438 00:50:24,054 --> 00:50:29,326 AND WHEN THEY WERE DONE WITH 1439 00:50:29,393 --> 00:50:30,260 HIM, HE HAD AN APPROVAL RATING 1440 00:50:30,327 --> 00:50:35,832 OF 73%. 1441 00:50:35,899 --> 00:50:36,099 [APPLAUSE] 1442 00:50:36,166 --> 00:50:37,367 THIS DESPITE EVERY REPUBLICAN ON 1443 00:50:37,434 --> 00:50:38,969 EVERY TV STATION FOR TWO YEARS 1444 00:50:39,035 --> 00:50:41,071 SAYING, "WHAT DO WE TELL THE 1445 00:50:41,138 --> 00:50:43,173 CHILDREN?" 1446 00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:44,508 AND THOSE CHILDREN ARE TODAY'S 1447 00:50:44,574 --> 00:50:45,542 MILLENNIALS,ORDING TO 1448 00:50:45,609 --> 00:50:46,743 POLLS, DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT 1449 00:50:46,810 --> 00:50:47,911 IT AND DON'T CARE -- SO I GUESS 1450 00:50:47,978 --> 00:50:50,847 YOU DIDN'T TELL THEM ANYTHING! 1451 00:50:50,914 --> 00:50:56,186 GOOD JOB, PARENTS! 1452 00:50:56,253 --> 00:50:57,254 [LAUGHTER] 1453 00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:57,521 [APPLAUSE] 1454 00:50:57,587 --> 00:50:59,289 FUNNY HOW THE REPUBLICANS NOW 1455 00:50:59,356 --> 00:51:00,690 DON'T CARE AT ALL WHEN THEIR KID 1456 00:51:00,757 --> 00:51:02,526 ASKS "MOMMY, WHAT'S UP WITH 1457 00:51:02,592 --> 00:51:05,695 TRUMP AND THE LADY WHO STARRED 1458 00:51:05,762 --> 00:51:12,335 IN "TITSICLE?" 1459 00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:12,636 [LAUGHTER] 1460 00:51:12,702 --> 00:51:15,038 YES, THAT IS REAL. 1461 00:51:15,105 --> 00:51:15,672 AND AS I WATCH THE CIRCUS AROUND 1462 00:51:15,739 --> 00:51:16,273 OUR LATEST HORNY EX PRES 1463 00:51:16,339 --> 00:51:17,207 WHO LOVES FAST FOOD AND HUNG OUT 1464 00:51:17,274 --> 00:51:19,276 WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN, IT SEEMS 1465 00:51:19,342 --> 00:51:22,045 WORTH ASKING THE DEMOCRATS: 1466 00:51:22,112 --> 00:51:23,246 HAVING GONE THROUGH THIS 1467 00:51:23,313 --> 00:51:24,681 YOURSELVES: WHAT DON'T YOU GET 1468 00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:26,983 ABOUT "SEX SCANDALS DON'T WORK 1469 00:51:27,050 --> 00:51:32,689 ONDENTS"? 1470 00:51:32,756 --> 00:51:32,956 [APPLAUSE] 1471 00:51:33,023 --> 00:51:35,225 BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT THE 1472 00:51:35,292 --> 00:51:37,060 UNDERLYING LEGAL REASONS ARE 1473 00:51:37,127 --> 00:51:37,961 THAT UNDERPIN A SEX SCANDAL, TO 1474 00:51:38,028 --> 00:51:40,397 THE AVERAGE PERSON, IT'S JUST 1475 00:51:40,464 --> 00:51:40,997 ALWAYS GOING TO BE ABOUT SEX. 1476 00:51:41,064 --> 00:51:42,065 NOTHING CAN COMPETE; LAW IS 1477 00:51:42,132 --> 00:51:44,267 BORING. 1478 00:51:44,334 --> 00:51:45,702 IT'S THE CONSTITUTIONAL 1479 00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:51,374 EQUIVALENT OF GOLF.AUGHTER] 1480 00:51:51,441 --> 00:51:53,009 I REMEMBER WHAT PEOPLE WERE 1481 00:51:53,076 --> 00:51:53,944 TALKINT DURING THE CLINTON 1482 00:51:54,010 --> 00:51:56,613 SCANDAL, AND IT WASN'T THE FIN 1483 00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:57,380 POINTS OF PERJURY LAW. 1484 00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:58,849 IT WAS ABOUT HOW ONE OF HIS 1485 00:51:58,915 --> 00:52:01,685 BLOWIES HAPNED DURING A PHONE 1486 00:52:01,751 --> 00:52:02,752 CALL WITH CONGRESSIONAL LEADERS, 1487 00:52:02,819 --> 00:52:04,788 AND HOW HE CAME IN THE SINK AND 1488 00:52:04,855 --> 00:52:06,556 HOW THEY DID IT ON EASTER AND 1489 00:52:06,623 --> 00:52:09,893 THAT THING HE DID WITH THE 1490 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:10,360 CIGAR. 1491 00:52:10,427 --> 00:52:11,261 SPOILER ALERT, IF YOU'RE 1492 00:52:11,328 --> 00:52:15,999 TOO YOUNG TO KNOW, DON'T ASK. 1493 00:52:16,066 --> 00:52:16,266 [LAUGHTER] 1494 00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:17,734 SAME WITH TRUMP TODE 1495 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:19,269 ACK IS NOT GOING TO TAKE THE 1496 00:52:19,336 --> 00:52:20,504 TIME TO WRAP HIS HEAD AROUND HOW 1497 00:52:20,570 --> 00:52:22,138 THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS 1498 00:52:22,205 --> 00:52:23,640 APPLIES TO A MISDEMEANOR OF 1499 00:52:23,707 --> 00:52:25,809 FALSIFYING BUSINESS RECORDS IF 1500 00:52:25,876 --> 00:52:28,812 IT INVOLVES A VIOLATION OF STATE 1501 00:52:28,879 --> 00:52:30,113 ECTION LAW IN A SECOND CRIME 1502 00:52:30,180 --> 00:52:31,882 INVOLVING A FEDERAL CAMPAIGN, 1503 00:52:31,948 --> 00:52:33,316 CONDITIONAL ON THE RESIDENTIAL 1504 00:52:33,383 --> 00:52:42,259 STATUS OF THE DEFENDANT. 1505 00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:42,759 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1506 00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:45,028 MY HEAD HURTS JUST SANG IT. 1507 00:52:45,095 --> 00:52:46,229 THERE'S A REASON EVERY NEWS 1508 00:52:46,296 --> 00:52:48,298 OUTLET IN THE COUNTRY RECENTLY 1509 00:52:48,365 --> 00:52:50,000 RAN THE HEADLINE, "HOW STRONG IS 1510 00:52:50,066 --> 00:52:51,635 THE CASE AGAINST TRUMP?" 1511 00:52:51,701 --> 00:52:52,869 IT'S THEIR WAY OF SAYING, "DON'T 1512 00:52:52,936 --> 00:52:55,005 GET YOUR HOPES UP." 1513 00:52:55,071 --> 00:52:57,040 YES, TRUMP FUCKED STORMY 1514 00:52:57,107 --> 00:52:58,208 DANIELS, AT A CHARITY GOLF EVENT 1515 00:52:58,275 --> 00:52:59,876 WHILE HIS WIFE WAS HOME WITH 1516 00:52:59,943 --> 00:53:00,977 THEIR NEWBORN -- THE KIND OF 1517 00:53:01,044 --> 00:53:02,045 THING WE ALL ASSUMED TRUMP WAS 1518 00:53:02,112 --> 00:53:10,921 DOING. 1519 00:53:10,987 --> 00:53:12,689 WHAT'S YOURT BOMBSHELL -- 1520 00:53:12,756 --> 00:53:12,956 [APPLAUSE] 1521 00:53:13,023 --> 00:53:20,397 THAT HIS HAIR IS A COMB OVER? 1522 00:53:20,463 --> 00:53:20,830 [LAUGHTER] 1523 00:53:20,897 --> 00:53:21,998 THE SHOCKING PART WASN'T THE 1524 00:53:22,065 --> 00:53:22,766 SEX, IT WA HE WAS INVOLVED 1525 00:53:22,832 --> 00:53:27,704 IN A LEGITIMATE CHARITY. 1526 00:53:27,771 --> 00:53:29,005 AND TO AT LEAST HALF THE COUNTRY 1527 00:53:29,072 --> 00:53:30,006 IT LOOKS LIKE, YOU TRIED TO GET 1528 00:53:30,073 --> 00:53:31,074 HIM ON RUSSIA, AND YOU TRIED TO 1529 00:53:31,141 --> 00:53:32,242 GET HIM ON UKRAINE, AND YOU 1530 00:53:32,309 --> 00:53:33,610 TRIETO GET HIM ON CLASSIFIED 1531 00:53:33,677 --> 00:53:34,611 DOCUMENTS, AND YOU DIDN'T, SO 1532 00:53:34,678 --> 00:53:36,646 NOW YOU WENT FOR THE OLD 1533 00:53:36,713 --> 00:53:37,480 RELIABLE. 1534 00:53:37,547 --> 00:53:39,616 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU FOU OUT 1535 00:53:39,683 --> 00:53:41,451 POWERFUL MEN HAVE AN ACHILLES 1536 00:53:41,518 --> 00:53:50,093 HEEL -- THEIR BALLS. 1537 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:50,360 [APPLAUSE] 1538 00:53:50,427 --> 00:53:51,227 IT WAS THE SAME THING WITH 1539 00:53:51,294 --> 00:53:52,929 CLINTON BACK IN "98, WE 1540 00:53:52,996 --> 00:53:55,065 POSITIONS REVERSED: AN ARKANSAS 1541 00:53:55,131 --> 00:53:58,101 LAND DEAL CALLED WHITEWATER 1542 00:53:58,168 --> 00:53:58,835 BECAME SOMETHING-SOMETHING PAULA 1543 00:53:58,902 --> 00:54:00,103 JONES BECAME "WHY IS THE 1544 00:54:00,170 --> 00:54:01,037 PRESIDENT TESTIFYING ABOUT WHAT 1545 00:54:01,104 --> 00:54:03,640 THE DEFINITION OF SEX IS?" 1546 00:54:03,707 --> 00:54:05,675 OH YEAH, BECAUSE SEX IS FUN. 1547 00:54:05,742 --> 00:54:07,043 AND IT WORKS. 1548 00:54:07,110 --> 00:54:08,478 SO COME ON MY DRESS AND 1549 00:54:08,545 --> 00:54:14,951 TELL ME IT'S RAINING. 1550 00:54:15,018 --> 00:54:15,585 [LAUGHTER] 1551 00:54:15,652 --> 00:54:17,621 BACK THEN REPUBLICANS WERE 1552 00:54:17,687 --> 00:54:19,589 ALWAYS TELLING US HOW MUCH THEY 1553 00:54:19,656 --> 00:54:21,858 HATED, JUST HATED, HAVING TO 1554 00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:23,460 INVESTIGATE CLINTON'S SEX LIFE, 1555 00:54:23,526 --> 00:54:25,195 BUT THEIR HARE TIED BY THE 1556 00:54:25,261 --> 00:54:30,433 "RULE OF LAW. 1557 00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:33,036 OH, IT'S A SAD DAY FOR AMERICA, 1558 00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:33,770 BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THE 1559 00:54:33,837 --> 00:54:35,138 CONSTITUTION AND THE HONORED 1560 00:54:35,205 --> 00:54:36,940 DEAD OF GETTYSBURG MY CONSCIENCE 1561 00:54:37,007 --> 00:54:39,342 LEAVES ME NO CHOICE. 1562 00:54:39,409 --> 00:54:41,044 AND LIKE MONICA, MOST PEOPLE 1563 00:54:41,111 --> 00:54:42,212 FOUND ALL THAT A LHARD TO 1564 00:54:42,278 --> 00:54:49,486 SWALLOW. 1565 00:54:49,552 --> 00:54:54,357 [LAUGHTER] 1566 00:54:54,424 --> 00:54:56,860 OF COURSE, CLINTON'S SITUATION 1567 00:54:56,926 --> 00:54:57,127 [APPLAUSE] 1568 00:54:57,193 --> 00:54:57,694 AND TRUMP'S HAVE IMPORTANT 1569 00:54:57,761 --> 00:54:58,261 DIFFERENCES: CLINTON WAS IN 1570 00:54:58,328 --> 00:54:59,062 OFFICE, AND TRUMP IS NOT. 1571 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:00,597 TRUMP'S CASE HINGES ON AN NDA, 1572 00:55:00,664 --> 00:55:01,564 AND CLINTON'S WAS MORE ABOUT 1573 00:55:01,631 --> 00:55:07,303 DNA. 1574 00:55:07,370 --> 00:55:09,339 ONE INVOLVED A NAÏVE, YOUNG 1575 00:55:09,406 --> 00:55:11,074 INGENUE WHO HAD GENUINE 1576 00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:13,176 FEELINGS, THE OTHER AN OLDER, 1577 00:55:13,243 --> 00:55:15,512 MORE -- TO SAY THE LEAST -- 1578 00:55:15,578 --> 00:55:16,212 SEXUALLY EXPERIENCED BOTTLE 1579 00:55:16,279 --> 00:55:23,420 BLONDE WITH BIG TITS. 1580 00:55:23,486 --> 00:55:25,055 [LAUGHTER] 1581 00:55:25,121 --> 00:55:25,321 [APPLAUSE] 1582 00:55:25,388 --> 00:55:27,557 THERE ARE ALSO IMPORTANT 1583 00:55:27,624 --> 00:55:28,558 SIMILARITIES: MONICA WAS AN 1584 00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:29,192 INTERN, AND STORMY WANTED TO BE 1585 00:55:29,259 --> 00:55:33,029 AN APPRENTICE. 1586 00:55:33,096 --> 00:55:33,296 [LAUGHTER] 1587 00:55:33,363 --> 00:55:34,030 NEITHER WIFE COULD STAND TO HOLD 1588 00:55:34,097 --> 00:55:36,166 THEIR HUSBANDS HAND. 1589 00:55:36,232 --> 00:55:38,068 AND BOTH MEN CLAIMED THEY LIED 1590 00:55:38,134 --> 00:55:40,603 TO PROTECT THE PERSON THEY 1591 00:55:40,670 --> 00:55:41,471 REALLY LOVED -- IN CLINTON'S 1592 00:55:41,538 --> 00:55:42,639 CASE, HILLARY, AND IN TRUMP'S 1593 00:55:42,706 --> 00:55:51,281 CASE -- HIM. 1594 00:55:51,347 --> 00:55:51,548 [APPLAUSE] 1595 00:55:51,614 --> 00:55:53,316 BUT THE ELEMENT THAT MOSTTALLY S 1596 00:55:53,383 --> 00:55:55,218 APART IS THIS: REPUBLICANS WENT 1597 00:55:55,285 --> 00:55:58,688 AFTER CLINTON ON SEX BECAUSE 1598 00:55:58,755 --> 00:55:59,689 THEY DIDN'T HAVHING ELSE; 1599 00:55:59,756 --> 00:56:00,323 THEY HAD COMBED THROUGH HIS LIFE 1600 00:56:00,390 --> 00:56:01,991 LIKE A SCHOOL NURSE LOOKING FOR 1601 00:56:02,058 --> 00:56:02,592 HEAD LICE AND ALL THEY COULD 1602 00:56:02,659 --> 00:56:03,359 EVER COME UP WITH WAS THE 1603 00:56:03,426 --> 00:56:05,128 BLOWJOB. 1604 00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:06,563 BUT DEMOCRATS DIDN'T HAVE TO DO 1605 00:56:06,629 --> 00:56:08,598 THIS: TRUMP COMMITS REAL CRIMES. 1606 00:56:08,665 --> 00:56:14,270 HE COMMITS THEM ON TV. 1607 00:56:14,337 --> 00:56:14,537 [APPLAUSE] 1608 00:56:14,604 --> 00:56:17,006 HE OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE. 1609 00:56:17,073 --> 00:56:18,274 HE PRESSURED STATE ELECTION 1610 00:56:18,341 --> 00:56:22,445 OFFICIALS TO FIX AN ELECTION -- 1611 00:56:22,512 --> 00:56:25,548 ON TAPE 1612 00:56:25,615 --> 00:56:28,685 >> I ONLY ND 11,000ES, I 1613 00:56:28,752 --> 00:56:30,887 NEED 11,000 VOTES, GIVE ME A 1614 00:56:30,954 --> 00:56:31,855 BREAK. 1615 00:56:31,921 --> 00:56:32,889 HE ASKS OTHER COUNTRIES 1616 00:56:32,956 --> 00:56:33,556 TO INTERFERE IN OUR ELECTIONS 1617 00:56:33,623 --> 00:56:36,793 PUBLICLY. 1618 00:56:36,860 --> 00:56:41,297 >> RUSSIA, IF YOU'RE LISTENING. 1619 00:56:41,364 --> 00:56:42,065 IF CHINA OFFERS YOU ANYTHING 1620 00:56:42,132 --> 00:56:44,501 ELSE ON AN OPPONENT, SHOULD YOU 1621 00:56:44,567 --> 00:56:46,436 ACCEPT IT ORTHE FBI? 1622 00:56:46,503 --> 00:56:48,905 >> I THINK YOU MIGHT WANT TO 1623 00:56:48,972 --> 00:56:49,139 LISTEN. 1624 00:56:49,205 --> 00:56:50,607 >> Bill: HE SIDES WITH OUR 1625 00:56:50,673 --> 00:56:51,107 ENEMIES. 1626 00:56:51,174 --> 00:56:53,309 >> I WILL SAY THIS, I DON'T SEE 1627 00:56:53,376 --> 00:56:55,111 ANY REASON WHY IT WOULD BE. 1628 00:56:55,178 --> 00:56:56,980 >> Bill: HE REFUSES T CONCEDE 1629 00:56:57,046 --> 00:56:59,082 ELECTIONS AND THEREBY INCITES 1630 00:56:59,149 --> 00:57:00,850 INTERACTION. 1631 00:57:00,917 --> 00:57:01,718 LOOK, I UNDERSTAND HOW 1632 00:57:01,785 --> 00:57:02,218 CATHARTIC, BNG ON 1633 00:57:02,285 --> 00:57:04,654 ECSTATIC, IT IS TO SEE DONALD 1634 00:57:04,721 --> 00:57:05,188 TRUMP GET HAULED FROM HIS 1635 00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:06,790 RETIREMENT HOME TO STAND TRIAL 1636 00:57:06,856 --> 00:57:08,525 WITH HIS MEATHEAD GOOMBA LAWYERS 1637 00:57:08,591 --> 00:57:09,125 LIKE THE SLUMLORD FROM QUEENS 1638 00:57:09,192 --> 00:57:15,665 THAT HE IS. 1639 00:57:15,732 --> 00:57:16,900 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 1640 00:57:16,966 --> 00:57:19,235 IT JUST FEELS RIGHT. 1641 00:57:19,302 --> 00:57:20,370 BUT NOW WHEN THE REAL 1642 00:57:20,436 --> 00:57:21,971 INDICTMENTS COME DOWN FOR THE 1643 00:57:22,038 --> 00:57:23,106 REALLY SERIOUS OFFENSES,LL 1644 00:57:23,173 --> 00:57:24,207 SHOT OUR WAD ON STORMY 1645 00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:25,809 DANIELS. 1646 00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:32,749 WE'LL BE SO USED TO SEEING TRUMP 1647 00:57:32,816 --> 00:57:33,116 [LAUGHTER] 1648 00:57:33,183 --> 00:57:33,750 HAULED INTO COURT IT'LL BE NO 1649 00:57:33,817 --> 00:57:34,751 BIG WHOOP. 1650 00:57:34,818 --> 00:57:36,052 JUST LIKE HOW WE GOT USED TO 1651 00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:37,387 WATCHING HIM GET IMPEACHED. 1652 00:57:37,453 --> 00:57:38,822 AND THAT'S A REAL SHAME -- 1653 00:57:38,888 --> 00:57:44,594 BECAUSE I WAS SAVING MY GOODDRU. 1654 00:57:44,661 --> 00:57:45,595 TER AND CHEERING] 1655 00:57:45,662 --> 00:57:46,062 OKAY, THAT'S OUR 1656 00:57:46,129 --> 00:57:46,830 I'LL BE AT THE MGM NATIONAL 1657 00:57:46,896 --> 00:57:47,163 HARBOR IN D.C. 1658 00:57:47,230 --> 00:57:48,565 APRIL 22ND, THE D 1659 00:57:48,631 --> 00:57:49,098 PERFORMING ARTS CENTER IN 1660 00:57:49,165 --> 00:57:49,866 DURHAM, APRIL 23RD AND WATCH THE 1661 00:57:49,933 --> 00:57:54,704 CLUB RANDOM PODCAST ON YOUTUBE, 1662 00:57:54,771 --> 00:57:57,740 OR LISTEN WHEREVER YOU GET YOUR 1663 00:57:57,807 --> 00:58:02,145 PODCASTS. 1664 00:58:02,212 --> 00:58:04,981 I WAN THANK REPRESENTATIVE 1665 00:58:05,048 --> 00:58:08,785 KATIE PORTER, PIERS MORGAN AND 1666 00:58:08,852 --> 00:58:09,152 BEN McKENZ 1667 00:58:09,219 --> 00:58:09,986 NOW GO WATCH OVERTIME ON "CNN 1668 00:58:10,053 --> 00:58:10,653 TONIGHT" AT 11:30, OR CATCH IT 1669 00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:11,554 SATURDAY MORNI ON YOUTUBE. 1670 00:58:11,621 --> 00:58:15,625 GOODNIGHT! 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