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START THE CLOCK.

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[CHEERS D APPLAUSE]

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Bill: THANK YOU VERY MUCH,

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HOW ARE YOU DOING?

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THANK YOU PEOPLE, THANK YOU--

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SIT DOWN.

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I KNOW, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,

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YOU'RE VERY KIND.

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WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE TODAY.

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- THANK YOU, I KNOW.

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I APPRECIATE THAT VERY MUCH, YOU

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ARE OBVIOUSLY STILL VERY HIGH

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FROM 4/20 WHICH WAS YESTERDAY

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IT'S BECOME A NATIONAL HOLIDAY

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ALTHOUGH I FEEL VERY SORRY FOR

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MY FRIENDS IN RED STATES WHERE

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IT'S STILL NOT LEGAL AND NOW

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THEY ALL SHOT UP THE BUD LIGHT.

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I MUST SAY MY STONER FRIENDS, I

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LOVE THEM BUT 4/20?

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IT'S ALSO HITLER'S BIRTHDAY.

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ONLY A STONER WOULD DO THAT--

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I'M JUST SAYING.

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THAT'S WHY THIS YEAR, KANYE GOT

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EXTRA HIGH.

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THE BIG NEWS IS FOX NEWS THIS

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WEEK I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE

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FOLLOWING THIS, THEY WERE GOING

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TO BE ON TRIAL WITH DOMINION

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VOTING SYSTEMS COME AT THE MANY

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OTHER PEOPLE COUNTED THE VOTES

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AND OF COURSE FOX NEWS WAS

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TRYING TO SELL THEIR BULLSHITS

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THAT TRUMP REALLY WON THE

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ELECTION.

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DOMINION SUED FOX NEWS--

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FOX NEWS SETTLED.

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THEY HAVE TO PAY DOMINION

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$787 MILLION.

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THIS IS HOW THEY AVOIDED A TRIAL

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AND THE HARROWING PROSPECT OF

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HAVING TO TELL THE TRUTH, THAT'S

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WHAT THIS IS REALLY ABOUT.

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OF COURSE THEY HAD THEM DEAD TO

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RIGHTS BECAUSE THEY HAD THE

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TEXTS FROM THE ANCHORS, ON THE

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AIR, THE FOX NEWS PEOPLE WERE

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TOEING THE LINE-- BEHIND THE

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SCENES THEY KNEW IT WAS BULLSHI

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BULLSHIT, LAST WEEK TUCKER

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CARLSON, SOME OF HIS TEXTS CAME

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OUT, HE CALLED TRUMP LAWYER

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SIDNEY POWELL WHO HE WAS HAVING

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ON HIS SHOW GIVING CREDIBILITY

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TO AND IN THE TEXTS HE SAYS

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SHE'S A FUCKING BITCH,

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PSYCHOPATH, LIAR, AND A CUNT.

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THE FOX NEWS SPOKESMAN SAID THEY

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ARE CHERRY PICKING THOSE TEXTS

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OUT OF CONTEXT.

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[APPLAUSE]

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I JUST WANT TO KNOW IS WHAT

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CONTEXT IS FUCKING BITCH A

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COMPLEMENT?

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THAT'S MY QUESTION.

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FOX NEWS THEY PUT OUT A

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STATEMENT AFTER THE SETTLEMENT

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WAS REACHED, THEY SAID THIS

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SETTLEMENT REFLECTS THE

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CONTINUING COMMITMENT OF

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FOX NEWS TO THE HIGHEST

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JOURNALISTIC STANDARDS.

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I GOT TO SAY, YOU KNOW WHICH

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NEWS OUTLETS HAVE I THINK EVEN

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HIGHER JOURNALISTIC STANDARDS?

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THE ONES WHO DON'T HAVE TO PAY

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THREE QUARTERS OF A BILLION

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DOLLARS--

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[APPLAUSE]

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INTERNATIONAL NEWS, THE UKRAINE

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WAR THIS IS INTERESTING.

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THE RUSSIAN AIR FORCE BOMBED THE

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CITY OF BELL GO ABROAD WHICH IS

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NOT UNUSUAL EXCEPT IT'S IN

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RUSSIA.

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THEY BOMBED THEIR OWN CITY.

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VLADIMIR PUTIN PUT OUT A

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STATEMENT SAID WE DIDN'T MEAN TO

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BOMBED MEAL, WE MEANT TO RAPE

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YOU.

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[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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IMAGINE BOMBING YOUR OWN CITY,

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IT WOULD BE LIKE THE GOVERNOR OF

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FLORIDA ATTAING DISNEY WORLD.

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[APPLAUSE]

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THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE IS HEATING

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UP FOR NEXT TIME, THEY SAY--

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THIS IS A RUMOR BUT THEY SAY

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JOE BIDEN WILL ANNOUNCE NEXT

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WEEK THAT HE IS OFFICIALLY

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RUNNINFOR PRESIDENT IN 2024.

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[APPLAUSE]

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AND JILL BIDEN SAID SHE CAN'T

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WAIT TO GIVE HIM THE BIG NEWS.

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[APPLAUSE]

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SO IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO

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BE BIDEN VERSUS TRUMP AGAIN IN

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2024.

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IT'S LIKE MAKING A SEQUEL TO

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CATS, YOU KNOW?

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THE FIRST DEBATE THAT IS

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CLOSED-CAPTIONED FOR THE

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PARTICIPANT.

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[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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OF COURSE BEFORE THE ELECTION

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STARTS-->> WILL BE ON TRIAL FIX

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MORE TIMES.

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THIS WEEK, HIS RAPE TRIAL--

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THIS IS THE WOMAN WHO SAID HE

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RAPED HER IN THE DEPARTMENT

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STORE, HE HAS SOME SHOPPING TO

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DO BECAUSE IS NOTHING MORE

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EMBARRASSMENT TO DO-- THE SAME

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OUTFIT THAT YOU WORE TO YOUR

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PORN STAR ARRAIGNMENT AS YOUR

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RAPE TRIAL.

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[LAUGHTER]

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INDICTMENT BOUNCED AS SHE GOT AN

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INDICTMENT TO BOUNCE FROM BEING

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INDICTED-- I'M NOT KIDDING.

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HE'S LIKE A RAPPER.

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WHEN HE'S ARRESTED HE GETS

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STREET CRED TO.

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REPUBLICANS LIKE IT'S THAT HE'S

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A PIMP, THEY LIKE HE'S GOT A

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SIDE PIECE HE COULD PAY OFF,

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THEY WISH THEY WERE BANGING

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PORN STARS.

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[LAUGHTER]

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GAY PORN STARS, BUT STILL

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[LAUGHTER]

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OKAY, WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW,

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GLENN LOURY AND DANIEL BESSNER

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ARE HERE, BUT FIRST.

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SHE'S A PSYCHOTHERAPIST, AUTHOR,

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AND HOST OF THE "WHERE SHOULD WE

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BEGIN?"

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PODCAST: ESTHER PEREL.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, HOW ARE

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YOU DOING?

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I HAVE BEEN ANXIOUS TO TALK TO

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YOU FOR SOME TIME.

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I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A NICE

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BREAK, THE NEWS IS SO DEPRESSING

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AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT SEX AND

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RELATIONS-- WE HAVE A TALK

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ABOUT HOW THAT IS A CRISIS TOO

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COME IT REALLY IS.

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WE ARE MORE CONNECTED THAN EVER,

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THIS IS A POINT TO MAKE OFTEN

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AND YET THERE IS A LONELINESS

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EPIDEMIC, THERE'S A LACK OF SEX

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I BLAME THE PHONE FOR EVERYTHING

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UNTIL SEONE PROVES ME WRONG

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I'M GOING TO BLAME IT FOR THIS,

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AM I WRONG ABOUT THAT?

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ACTUALLY KNOW.

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THERE IS A SENSE THAT MODERN

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LONELINESS MASK TO THAT SELF

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CONDUCTIVITY.

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IT'S THE PHONE BUT IT'S ALSO

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EVERY OTHER TECHNOLOGY WE ARE

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COMMUNICATING THROUGH.

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IT'S GIVING US A SENSE OF WHAT I

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HAVE BEGUN TO CALL ARTIFICIAL

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INTIMACY.

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IT'S DISTRACTED ATTENTION.

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I TALK THROUGH THE PHONE AND I

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SAY SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT

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AND YOU GO-- AND I KNOW YOU ARE

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MULTITASKING, THAT YOU'RE DOING

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SOMETHING ELSE WHILE YOU'RE

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TALKING TO ME AND WE HAVE COME

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TO ACCEPT.

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Bill: ACTUALLY TALKING ON

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THE PHONE?

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MOST PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT,

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REALLY.

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THAT IS TRUE TOO.

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WE HAVE A HOST OF OTHER

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TECHNOLOGIES, NOT JUST THE PHONE

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THAT ARE ALL HAVING THIS NOTION

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OF BEING ABLE TO PREDICT FOR US

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WHERE WE SHOULD GO, WHAT I

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SHOULD LISTEN TO, WHO I SHOULD

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DATE, IT'S ASSISTED LIVING, YOU

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KNOW?

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[LAUGHTER]

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AND WHY IS THAT A PROBLEM?

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EACH OF THESE TECHNOLOGIES THAT

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ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP US BECOME

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MORE CONNECTED OUR MAKING US

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SOCIALLY MORE ATROPHIED TO.

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Bill: I GET MADE FUN OF

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SAYING THIS, IT WAS BETTER

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BECAUSE-- OKAY, BOOMER, THINGS

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ARE ALWAYS BETTER IN YOUR DAY

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BUT THEY WERE.

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IT WAS BETTER WHEN YOU WENT TO A

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BAR.

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YOU CANNOT GET A READING ON

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SOMEONE OVER A SCREEN.

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I NEVER MET YOU IN PERSON, I CAN

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SEE YOU, CAN SEE YOUR EYES, I

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CAN SMELL YOU.

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IT'S ALL GOOD.

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YOU HAD A SHOT.

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IT'S NOT JUST THE DIFFERENCE

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BETWEEN VIRTUAL, IT'S THAT THERE

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IS A WHOLE APPROACH AT THIS

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MOMENT THAT IS TRYING TO ERASE

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THE BUMPS OF LIFE.

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AND TECHNOLOGY THAT IS MEANT TO

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BE PREDICTIVE, THAT IS MEANT TO

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ERASE FRICTION, YOU'RE ASKING

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ABOUT SEX, AND A GOOD THERAPIST

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WILL TELL YOU FRICTION IS AN

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ESSENTIAL PART OF SEX.

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[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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Bill: I KNEW I WANTED TO

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HAVE YOU ON THIS SHOW.

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IMPORTANT ADVICE.

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LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX BECAUSE SEX

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IS DOWN.

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IN THE 90s, HALF OF THE PEOPLE

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IN THE COUNTRY WERE HAVING SEX

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ON A WEEKLY BASIS, MOSTLY WITH

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BILL CLINTON.

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YOU COULDN'T RESIST.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Bill: NOW IT'S WAY BELOW

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THAT LEVEL ESPECIALLY AMONG THE

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YOUNG.

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SPERM LEVELS ARE DOWN, SOMETHING

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SCIENTIFICALLY.

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SPERM LEVELS ARE 50% LOWER THAN

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THEY WERE 50 YEARS AGO, WHAT'S

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GOING ON?

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SPERM LEVELS, THIS BEGAN

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RESEARCH THAT WAS DONE IN THE

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80s THAT STARTED OUT IN

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SCANDINAVIA AND ACTUALLY LOOKED

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AT CHANGES OF DIET, CHANGES OF

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ENVIRONMEN

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IT'S BROADER THAN A SOCIAL

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ELEMENT.

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WHAT I'M INTERESTED IN IS THERE

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IS A BEAUTIFUL EROTIC EQUATION

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THAT A FAMOUS SEXOLOGIST CAME UP

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SAID ATTRACTION PLUS OPTICAL

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EQUALS DESIRE.

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IF YOU REMOVE THE OBSTACLES--

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YES YOU CAN CLAP.

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[APPLAUSE]

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Bill: WHAT IS EVERY ROM,

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MOVIE?

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OBSTACLES.

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THE MOVIE IS OVER IN 10 MINUTES?

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NO, OBSCLES.

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THE PLOT IS THE OBSTACLE,

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IT'S WHAT FUELS THE DESIRE.

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THIS IS PART OF SEXUALITY AS

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WELL.

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WHEN I SAY EQUATION I DON'T MEAN

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SEX, PEOPLE CAN HAVE SEX AND

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FEEL NOTHING.

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Bill: WELL...

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WOMEN HAVE DONE IT FOR

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CENTURIES, WHEN YOUR PEOPLE ARE

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HAVING LESS SEX, YOUR FALLING A

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LITTLE BIT INTO THE TRAP IS

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SOMETHING YOU CAN MEASURE THAT

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NEEDS TO BE DONE.

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THE ESSENTIAL PIECE IS THE

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EROTIC QUALITY, WHAT DOES THAT

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MEAN?

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YOUR EXPERIENCE OF ALIVENESS, OF

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VITALITY, CURIOSITY,

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IMAGINATION, PLAYFULNESS, IT'S

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THAT THAT MAKES IT INTERESTING

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OTHERWISE WHY BOTHER?

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[APPLAUSE]

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Bill: YOU'RE TALKING TO

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SOMEONE WHO NEVER GOT MARRIED

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FOR THAT VERY REASON.

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I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU KEEP THAT

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GOING FOR 40 YEARS.

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BECAUSE YOU HAVE OTHER

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OBSTACLES.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Bill: BUT YOU'RE MARRIED

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FOR A LONG TIME?

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IN ONE OF THE OBSTACLES THAT

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KEEP IT HOT FOR YOU.

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[LAUGHTER]

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FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD LIKE TO

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SAY IT'S NOT BECAUSE IT'S

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DICTATES, LONGEVITY HAS NOT

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ALWAYS BEEN THE ONLY MARKER OF

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SUCCESS.

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I LIKE TO SAY LIKE THAT, MANY

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PEOPLE IN THE WEST ARE GOING TO

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HAVE TWO OR THREE MARRIAGES OR

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COMMITTED RELATIONSHIPS.

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SOME OF US ARE GOING TO DO IT

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WITH THE SAME PERSON.

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I'VE BEEN MARRIED A FEW TIMES

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BUT WITH THE SAME PERSON.

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[LAUGHTER]

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THAT KEEPS IT INTERESTING.

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[APPLAUSE]

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Bill: IT'S A WONDERFUL LINE

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AND A GREAT APPLAUSE BREAKWHAT

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THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,

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WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

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YOU ARE A MADE IN ONE DAY, THAN

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THE NEXT DAY OR A PIRATES?

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THAT'S YOUR IMAGINATION.

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YOU'RE NOT THE SAME PERSON IN

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YOUR 20s AS YOU ARE DECADES

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LATER.

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RELATIONSHIP, THE STRUCTUREE

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CHANGES, THE INTERDEPENDENCE OF

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CHANGES.

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WHAT EACH OF US WANTS TO DO

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SEPARATELY THAT HAS TO DO WITH

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OUR OWN INTERESTS.

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A RELATIONSHIP IS A LIVING,

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BREATHING ORGANISM, YOU NEED TO

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REINVENT AND INFUSE AND THAT

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KEEPS IT INTERESTING.

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[APPLAUSE]

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I THINK IT WOULD PUT IT LIKE

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THAT, THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE END

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UP THINKING THEIR PARTNER

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BELONGS TO THEM AND THEREFORE

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YOU DON' NEED THAT MUCH

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CREATIVITY.

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I LIKE TO THINK YOUR PARTNER IS

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ON THE LOAN AND A SOMETIMES YOU

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HAVE AN OPTION TO RENEW.

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ONES THAT NEVER BELONGS TO YOU,

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YOU REMAIN CURIOUS AND YOU DON'T

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JUST THINK YOU ALREADY KNOW

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EVERYTHING.

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WHAT KILLS IT IS THE LOSS OF

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CUROSITY FOR THE OTHER PERSON

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AS A HUMAN BEING.

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[APPLAUSE]

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Bill: THAT SOUNDS GREAT IN

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THEORY, IF YOU FUCK SOMEBODY

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ELSE, YOU KIND OF DO.

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EITHER YOU BELONG TO SOMEBODY OR

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YOU DON'T BELONG TO SOMEBODY AND

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IF YOU DO, THEY GET VERY MAD--

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WOMEN HAVE ALL THESE RULES ABOUT

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RELATIONSHIPS LIKE DON'T DATE

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OTHER PEOPLE.

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[LAUGHTER]

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WOULD YOU LIKE MY TAKE ON

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THIS?

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YOU'RE SITTING THERE,

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OF COURSE.

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WHEN I SAY BELONG, WHAT I'M

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SAYING IS DON'T EVER THINK THAT

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YOUR PARTNER IS FOR GRANTED THEY

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CAME AT ANY MOMENT, DISAPPEAR,

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LEAVE, DIE, GET SICK.

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WHAT OFTEN HAPPENS IS I ASKED

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PEOPLE, I SAID HOW MANY OF YOU

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BRING THE BEST OF YOURSELF TO

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WORK IN THE LEFTOVERS HOME?

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IT'S THAT'S WHAT I MEAN THEY

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DON'T BELONG TO YOU.

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YOU CAN LIVE WITH THAT AWARENESS

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AND SLIGHT ANXIETY, YOU KEEP

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REFUELING AT.

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[APPLAUSE]

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AS FAR AS WOMEN HAVING ALL KINDS

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OF RULES FOR INFIDELITY AND

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TRANSGRESSION, EVERYBODY DOES

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COME EVERY GENDER AND EVERYTHING

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IN BETWEEN.

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Bill: I THINK WE ARE ON THE

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SAME PAGE WITH THE IDEA THAT

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POLITICAL CORRECTNESS HAS BEEN

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THE ENEMY OF GOOD SEX.

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IN MY LIFE IT'S BEEN THE ENEMY

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OF COMEDY, SO I'M DOUBLY FUCKED.

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Bill: I WAIT TO SEE WHERE

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YOU GO.

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[LAUGHTER]

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SEX IS NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT.

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WHAT TURNS PEOPLE ON IS NOT WHAT

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YOU WANT TO SAY TO OTHER PEOPLE,

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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANT--

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SOMEONE WANTS TO TELL YOUR

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MOTHER BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS,

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THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

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NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR IN BED WHO

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WAS YOUR COEQUAL PARTNER?

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[LAUGHTER]

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IT'S EVEN MORE, IT'S THE VERY

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THINGS THAT CAN TURN YOU ON AT

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NIGHT ARE THE THINGS YOU WILL

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DEMONSTRATE AGAINST DURING THE

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DAY.

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FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO UNDSTAND

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THE EROTIC MIND.

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IT'S A THEATER.

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IF YOU UNDERSTAND THAT SEX IS

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NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT BUT

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MAINLY BECAUSE IT INVITES PLAY,

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PRETEND, MAKE-BELIEVE EMMA THAT

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YOU UNDERSTAND IT'S ACTUALLY NOT

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MEANT TO BE TRUE, NOBODY WANTS

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TO BE HURT IN REALITY, BUT SOME

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PEOPLE ENJOY BEING TAKEN AND

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RAVISHED IN THE NIGHT.

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Bill: TAKE IT AND RAVAGED

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ARE DIFFERENT FROM HURT.

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THAT'S THE KEY.

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THIS WHOLE FANTASY THING, I

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NEVER GOT OUT OF THAT PAGE COME

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I DON'T GET THAT, IF YOU HAVE TO

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FANTASIZE TO ME IT'S ALREADY

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OVER.

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[APPLAUSE]

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I'VE HEARD MANY PEOPLE SAY THAT,

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I MAKE LOVE TO MY WIFE BUT I'M

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THINKING ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE AND

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THEY'RE NOT EVEN ASHAMED OF IT.

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THAT'S THE SICKEST THING I'VE

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EVER HEARD THEM SAY.

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THAT'S A VERY NARROW

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DEFINITION OF FANTASY.

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FANTASY IS NOT JUST ABOUT PLOTS

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IN YOUR HEAD TO.

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Bill: IF YOU'RE REALLY INTO

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SOMEBODY, WHY DO YOU NEED TO

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FANTASIZE?

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YOUR RIGHT TO THERE.

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FANTASY IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK

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ABOUT TAKING YOUR MIND

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ELSEWHERE, FANTASY IS ANYTHING

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THAT BRINGS POETRY AND

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IMAGINATION TO THE EROTIC.

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IT'S ABOUT HOW YOU APPROACH AND

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WHAT YOU SAY, IT THE SMELLS,

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THE DECOR, EVERYTHING THAT

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ENRICHES THE EXPERIENCE.

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YOU REMIND ME OF A PATIENT I

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ONCE MET.

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Bill: PATIENT?

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[CHEERING AND LAUGHTER]

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OKAY.

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YOU'RE NOT REMINDED ME OF THE

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PATIENT, THE PATIENT--

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SHE WAS SAYING HE HAS ALL THESE

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FANTASIES AND THIS AND THAT AND

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I WOULD LIKE FOR HIM TO STROKE

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MY HAIR BEFORE HE GOES TO MY

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BREASTS.

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Bill: RIGHT, THERE YOU GO,

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NOW WE GOT AT.

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MAKE IT INTERESTING.

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Bill: THIS WAS VERY

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INTERESTING, GREAT TO MEET YOU.

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THANK YOU, LET'S MEET OUR PANEL,

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THAT WAS GREAT.

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HE'S A PROFESSOR OF ECONOMICS AT

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BROWN UNIVERSITY WHO HOSTS

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"THE

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GLENN SHOW" PODCAST, AVAILABLE

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ON YOUTUBE, ALL PODCAST

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GLENNLOURY.SUBSTACK.COM": GLENN

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LOURY.

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HE'S AN ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR OF

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INTERNATIONAL STUDIES AT THE

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UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON AND

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CO-HOST OF THE FOREIGN AFFAIRS

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PODCAST, "AMERICAN PRESTIGE":

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DANIEL BESSNER.

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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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TWO PROFESSORS, WOW.

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MAY BE YOU GUYS CAN HELP ME

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FIGURE OUT AMERICA.

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PROFSED ME THIS.

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I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN IN AMERICA

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THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS IF YOU

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DID YOU WOULD GET SHOT OR THERE

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WOULD BE A LIKELY CHANCE OF

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GETTING SHOT TO.

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THIS WEEK WE FOUND OUT WE ARE

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GOING TO ADD TO THAT LIST,

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INNOCENT MISTAKES.

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I LOVE THIS, IT GOES ACROSS

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RACIAL LINES.

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EVERYBODY IN AMERICA SHOOTING

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EVERYBODY ELSE.

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A YOUNG BLACK MAN WAS SHOT FOR

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RINGING THE WRONG DOORBELL.

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IN UPSTATE NEW YORK, KEVIN

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MONAHAN SHOT KAYLIN GILLIS FOR

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PULLING IN THE WRONG DRIVEWAY.

527
00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:23,055
IN TEXAS, PEDRO RODRIGUEZ SHOT

528
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:23,689
TWO CHEERLEADERS FOR GETTING IN

529
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:28,493
THE WRONG CAR, THEN A BLACK MAN

530
00:20:28,493 --> 00:20:29,595
ROBERT SINGLETARY SHOT A

531
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:32,898
6-YEAR-OLD AND HER FATHER WHEN

532
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:38,303
THEIR BALL WENT IN HIS YARD.

533
00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:40,038
WHAT ALL THESE THINGS HAVE IN

534
00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:40,505
COMMON?

535
00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:41,139
THE SHOOTERS THEMSELVES WERE IN

536
00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:43,875
NO DANGER.

537
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:44,977
WE ARE AT THIS PLACE IN AMERICA

538
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:47,379
WERE A LOT OF THE PEOPLE WANT

539
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:49,448
THEIR STAND THEIR GROUND AND

540
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:50,549
THEY ALSO WANT TO BE ARMED AT

541
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:52,084
ALL TIMES, I DON'T SEE THIS

542
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,919
COMING OUT WELCOME YOUR

543
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:54,453
THOUGHTS.

544
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,555
I TOTALLY AGREE, I THINK

545
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,824
RELATED TO WHAT WE WERE JUST

546
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,993
TALKING ABOUT, THERE IS AN

547
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:01,893
ALIENATION AND ANGER AT THE

548
00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:03,895
HEART OF AMERICAN LIFE RIGHT

549
00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:04,062
NOW.

550
00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:05,897
Bill: LET'S GET THE

551
00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:07,032
PROFESSOR BACK HERE.

552
00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:09,901
THE DOCTOR BACK HERE.

553
00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:11,136
[LAUGHTER]

554
00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:12,537
I THINK IT'S ABSOLUTELY TRUE

555
00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:14,306
AND IT'S BEEN TRUE FOR A FEW

556
00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:15,941
YEARS, THERE ARE NO GRAND

557
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:16,708
PROJECTS THAT PEOPLE REALLY

558
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:17,909
BELIEVE IN ANY LONGER.

559
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:19,878
THINK ABOUT THE 1990s, THINK

560
00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:21,613
ABOUT THE END OF HISTORY, THINK

561
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,782
ABOUT THE 2000s, THE WAR ON

562
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:24,650
TERROR.

563
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:25,917
TODAY, WHAT ARE THE GRAND

564
00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:27,853
PROJECTS THAT PEOPLE CAN DEVOTE

565
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:29,287
THEIR LIVES TO?

566
00:21:29,287 --> 00:21:30,822
I DON'T THINK PEOPLE BELIEVE IN

567
00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:31,089
ANYTHING.

568
00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:32,624
Bill: THAT'S WHY THEY ARE

569
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:35,861
EACH OTHER?

570
00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:38,397
I THINK THIS IS A PROFESSOR

571
00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:38,830
THEORY.

572
00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:40,432
WHY DON'T WE START WITH THERE

573
00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:44,670
ARE A LOT OF GUNS.

574
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:45,070
[APPLAUSE]

575
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:47,506
THERE ARE A LOT OF GUNS.

576
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:49,474
Bill: I'M NOT SURE PEOPLE

577
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:50,275
WERE ALWAYS USING THIS

578
00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:51,443
CAVALIERLY IF THAT'S A WORD TO.

579
00:21:51,443 --> 00:21:52,944
I THINK THAT'S WHERE THE

580
00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:54,946
ANGER COMES IN AND THE

581
00:21:54,946 --> 00:21:57,449
ALIENATION.

582
00:21:57,449 --> 00:21:58,383
Bill: ALIENATION PLUS GUNS?

583
00:21:58,383 --> 00:22:00,485
YES.

584
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:04,456
MAYBE IT HAS TO DO WITH THE

585
00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:06,091
LOCKDOWNS TOO, PEOPLE FORGOT HOW

586
00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:07,292
TO RELATE TO PEOPLE.

587
00:22:07,292 --> 00:22:08,493
NOT THAT THESE THINGS COULDN'T

588
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:09,594
HAVE HAPPENED AT ANY OTHER TIME

589
00:22:09,594 --> 00:22:11,263
IN AMERICA BUT IT JUST SEEMS

590
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:13,198
LIKE WE ARE MORE VIOLENCE THAN

591
00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:16,635
EVER AND IT SEEMS TO BE ABOUT

592
00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:18,737
NOTHING.

593
00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:22,240
GANGS ALWAYS SHOT EACH UPPER FOR

594
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,408
NOTHING, YOU READ ABOUT WHAT

595
00:22:23,408 --> 00:22:25,077
GOES ON IN CHICAGO.

596
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:26,411
YOUNG MEN WHO KILL EACH OTHER AT

597
00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:28,647
ALARMING RATES.

598
00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:32,517
IT'S USUALLY OVER NOTHING.

599
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:33,885
DISRESPECT, SOME OF THESE HAD

600
00:22:33,885 --> 00:22:34,753
SOMETHING ON SOCIAL MEDIA YOU

601
00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:37,856
DIDN'T LIKE.

602
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,324
SOMETIMES IT'S ABOUT TURF BUT

603
00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:40,292
SOMETIMES IT'S ABOUT TRIVIAL

604
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:41,126
NONSENSE AND IT SEEMS LIKE

605
00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:42,894
THAT'S WHERE WE ALL ARE NOW.

606
00:22:42,894 --> 00:22:46,865
YOUR BALL ROLLED IN MY YARD YOU

607
00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:48,567
PULLED INTO THE WRONG DRIVEWAY,

608
00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:52,938
WHAT THE FUCK IS MY QUESTION.

609
00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:58,076
[APPLAUSE]

610
00:22:58,076 --> 00:23:00,479
A LOT OF ANGRY PEOPLE, A LOT

611
00:23:00,479 --> 00:23:02,013
OF WEAPONS, GLOVES COMING OFF,

612
00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:03,381
ALIENATION AND SOCIETY, PARTISAN

613
00:23:03,381 --> 00:23:07,886
DIVISION, ANGRY PEOPLE.

614
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:11,289
WE ARE JUST PROFESSORS, YOU

615
00:23:11,289 --> 00:23:14,025
EXPECT US TO HE THE ANSWER TO

616
00:23:14,025 --> 00:23:14,793
THIS?

617
00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:15,060
[LAUGHTER]

618
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,928
THE CHARACTER OF THE

619
00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:17,529
SHOOTINGS BETWEEN WHAT'S GOING

620
00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:21,133
ON IN CHICAGO AND HE COULD SPEAK

621
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,968
THAT BETTER THAN I AND THE

622
00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:23,568
SHOOTINGS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

623
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:25,804
ARE A BIT OF A DIFFERENT

624
00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:26,471
CHARACTER.

625
00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:29,908
IN CHICAGO IT'S MORE LINKED TO

626
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:31,910
SOCIAL CONDITIONS, SOCIOECONOMIC

627
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,011
CONDITIONS.

628
00:23:33,011 --> 00:23:34,312
THE DISBELIEF THERE IS ANYWHERE

629
00:23:34,312 --> 00:23:38,316
TO GO IN TERMS OF IMPROVING OUR

630
00:23:38,316 --> 00:23:39,484
LOT IN SOCIETY.

631
00:23:39,484 --> 00:23:41,520
THE FOUR SHOOTINGS YOU'RE

632
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,488
TALKING ABOUT ARE SO SENSELESS.

633
00:23:43,488 --> 00:23:45,223
Bill: YOU SOUND LIKE THE

634
00:23:45,223 --> 00:23:47,225
MAYOR.

635
00:23:47,225 --> 00:23:55,867
>>AYOR ELECT FOR A FEW DAYS.

636
00:23:55,867 --> 00:23:56,601
THE HEAD MINI RIOT IN CHICAGO,

637
00:23:56,601 --> 00:24:00,005
THE MAYOR ELECT SAID-- I DON'T

638
00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:02,107
CONDONE ANY OF THIS BUT HE SAID

639
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,142
IT'S NOT CONSTRUCTIVE TO

640
00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:05,811
DEMONIZE YOUTH WHO HAVE

641
00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:07,112
OTHERWISE BEEN STARVED OF

642
00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,079
OPPORTUNITIES IN THEIR OWN

643
00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:08,413
COMMUNITIES.

644
00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:09,014
WHICH TO SOME PEOPLE SOUNDED

645
00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:14,052
LIKE HE WAS EXCUSING HORRIFIC

646
00:24:14,052 --> 00:24:14,586
BEHAVIOR.

647
00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:15,520
IT SOUNDED LIKE THAT BECAUSE

648
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:16,988
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS

649
00:24:16,988 --> 00:24:17,956
DOING.

650
00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:21,159
HOW CAN WE AVOID THE VALUES

651
00:24:21,159 --> 00:24:21,960
QUESTION HERE AS WELL AS THE

652
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,995
QUESTIONS OF STRUCTURE AND

653
00:24:23,995 --> 00:24:25,931
OPPORTUNITY.

654
00:24:25,931 --> 00:24:28,733
TAKING A GUN, GOING TO A CROWDED

655
00:24:28,733 --> 00:24:31,002
GATHERING ON A PARK AND FIRING

656
00:24:31,002 --> 00:24:32,404
AT RANDOM IN SUCH A MANNER THAT

657
00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:33,972
YOU TAKE ANOTHER LIFE?

658
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:37,609
THIS IS A HORRIFIC DEED.

659
00:24:37,609 --> 00:24:40,779
I THINK THE MAYOR'S POSITION,

660
00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:41,379
UNDERSTANDABLE GIVEN HIS

661
00:24:41,379 --> 00:24:43,415
POLITICS IS INADEQUATE TO THE

662
00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:43,648
MOMENT.

663
00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:48,954
IF I WERE "A LAW-ABIDING

664
00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:49,721
CITIZEN" LIVING IN CHICAGO

665
00:24:49,721 --> 00:24:50,589
WATCHING ON TELEVISION THE RIOT

666
00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:52,824
IN THE MAYHEM THAT ENSUED, I

667
00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:55,293
WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED.

668
00:24:55,293 --> 00:24:59,931
[APPLAUSE]

669
00:24:59,931 --> 00:25:01,066
Bill: VIEWER FOR THE OTHER

670
00:25:01,066 --> 00:25:03,768
GUY IN THE MAYORAL RACE?

671
00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:04,970
I DON'T LIVE IN CHICAGO

672
00:25:04,970 --> 00:25:07,505
ANYMORE I HAVEN'T LIVED THERE

673
00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:10,508
SINCE 1982, THE OTHER GUY, THE

674
00:25:10,508 --> 00:25:18,416
MORE CONSERVATIVE DEMOCRAT GO MY

675
00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:20,485
QUESTION IS EVEN IF YOU'RE GOING

676
00:25:20,485 --> 00:25:22,354
TO ADMIT THAT IT'S A TERRIBLE

677
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,322
THING TO DO, WHAT YOU'RE

678
00:25:24,322 --> 00:25:24,823
APPROACHING IT FROM THE

679
00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:25,757
PERSPECTIVE OF POLICY IT SEEMS

680
00:25:25,757 --> 00:25:27,792
THAT HE WOULD HAVE TO ATTACK IT

681
00:25:27,792 --> 00:25:28,793
AT THE LEVEL OF SOCIOECONOMICS

682
00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:31,563
AS OPPOSED TO CULTURE.

683
00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:33,732
I DON'T SEE HOW YOU WOULD GET TO

684
00:25:33,732 --> 00:25:36,468
THE CULTURAL CHANGE THAT I KNOW

685
00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:37,936
YOU LIKE WITHOUT THE

686
00:25:37,936 --> 00:25:38,637
REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH AND

687
00:25:38,637 --> 00:25:40,105
RESOURCES AND THINGS LIKE THAT,

688
00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:42,540
HOW DO THEY GO TOGETHER?

689
00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:44,743
THERE SUCH A THING AS MORAL

690
00:25:44,743 --> 00:25:45,944
LEADERSHIP, THERE'S SUCH A THING

691
00:25:45,944 --> 00:25:47,479
AS THE PERSON IN CHARGE STANDIN

692
00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:49,114
IN FRONT OF THE MICROPHONE ON

693
00:25:49,114 --> 00:25:52,183
WHOM THE CAMERAS ARE TRAINED

694
00:25:52,183 --> 00:25:53,118
VOICING TRUTHS ABOUT THE WAY WE

695
00:25:53,118 --> 00:25:54,552
SHOULD BE LIVING WITH EACH

696
00:25:54,552 --> 00:25:55,086
OTHER.

697
00:25:55,086 --> 00:25:56,254
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A POLICY

698
00:25:56,254 --> 00:25:58,490
TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT THE WAY

699
00:25:58,490 --> 00:25:59,758
WE SHOULD BE LIVING WITH EACH

700
00:25:59,758 --> 00:26:01,993
OTHER.

701
00:26:01,993 --> 00:26:06,131
[APPLAUSE]

702
00:26:06,131 --> 00:26:08,967
Bill: I DON'T KNOW, I READ

703
00:26:08,967 --> 00:26:10,535
CHICAGO WHICH I'M ALWAYS READING

704
00:26:10,535 --> 00:26:13,004
ABOUT WITH THE CRIME IS ONLY THE

705
00:26:13,004 --> 00:26:14,739
25TH WORST CITY CRIME WISE IN

706
00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:15,373
THIS COUNTRY.

707
00:26:15,373 --> 00:26:16,241
IT SEEMS LIKE CRIME IS KIND OF

708
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:18,777
OUT OF CONTROL.

709
00:26:18,777 --> 00:26:20,312
I WAS READING IN NEW YORK A

710
00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:21,279
THIRD OF ALL THE SHOPLIFTING

711
00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:25,550
CASES ARE BY 327 PEOPLE.

712
00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:30,555
IN THE CITY OF 8 MILLION.

713
00:26:30,555 --> 00:26:31,089
BECAUSE THEY KEEP GETTING

714
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:31,690
RETURNED TO THE STREETS WHICH

715
00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:35,327
HAS TO BE TERRIBLE FOR THE

716
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:39,531
MORALE OF THE COPS.

717
00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:40,498
THEY KEEP ARRESTING PEOPLE--

718
00:26:40,498 --> 00:26:42,500
IT'S GROUNDHOG DAY FOR THEM.

719
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:44,402
I KNOW WE HAVE PROBLEMS WITH THE

720
00:26:44,402 --> 00:26:45,870
COPS, I'M CERTAINLY NOT BEEN SHY

721
00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:47,906
ABOUT TALKING ABOUT THEM ON THIS

722
00:26:47,906 --> 00:26:50,308
SHOW, BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW

723
00:26:50,308 --> 00:26:53,178
WE ARE GOING TO GET THIS

724
00:26:53,178 --> 00:26:54,179
SITUATION UNDER CONTROL UNLESS

725
00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:56,181
THEY FEEL LIKE WHAT THEY DO HAS

726
00:26:56,181 --> 00:26:56,881
SOME MEANING AS OPPOSED TO JUST

727
00:26:56,881 --> 00:26:58,850
A TURNSTILE.

728
00:26:58,850 --> 00:27:02,921
YEAH, I WOULD CALL TO HIS

729
00:27:02,921 --> 00:27:05,523
ATTENTION THAT THAT THIS POLICY

730
00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:06,324
TOO.

731
00:27:06,324 --> 00:27:08,093
WHETHER OR NOT THE D.A. BRINGS

732
00:27:08,093 --> 00:27:09,260
CHARGES, OR COPS ON THE STREET

733
00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:11,396
TO FEEL FREE TO BE ABLE TO DO

734
00:27:11,396 --> 00:27:15,967
THEIR JOBS IS ALSO POLICY.

735
00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:17,502
WHEN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

736
00:27:17,502 --> 00:27:19,037
THAT POLICY IN THE LARGER FRAME

737
00:27:19,037 --> 00:27:20,005
OF THE PRISON INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX

738
00:27:20,005 --> 00:27:23,108
IT SEEMS TO BE THE HIGH

739
00:27:23,108 --> 00:27:23,775
INCARCERATION RATES ARE WHAT YOU

740
00:27:23,775 --> 00:27:27,312
WANT TO ATTACK FIRST BEFORE YOU

741
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:30,548
START TALKING ABOUT COP

742
00:27:30,548 --> 00:27:30,882
MORALITY.

743
00:27:30,882 --> 00:27:32,417
OF THE WHOLE STRUCTURE IS THE

744
00:27:32,417 --> 00:27:33,018
ISSUE AS OPPOSED TO THE

745
00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:35,120
INDIVIDUAL LEVEL OF THE POLICE

746
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:35,887
OFFICER.

747
00:27:35,887 --> 00:27:37,222
SPEAK IT WITH THE SHOOTER

748
00:27:37,222 --> 00:27:38,623
MORALITY THAT I WANT TO TALK

749
00:27:38,623 --> 00:27:38,823
ABOUT.

750
00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:42,027
BUT IN THE QUESTION IS THE

751
00:27:42,027 --> 00:27:42,894
COST.

752
00:27:42,894 --> 00:27:44,095
THE OBVIOUS CAUSE OF THE

753
00:27:44,095 --> 00:27:44,963
INDIVIDUAL PATHOLOGY BUT IF

754
00:27:44,963 --> 00:27:46,164
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE CONTEXT OF

755
00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:47,699
THE LARGER STRUCTURE I THINK THE

756
00:27:47,699 --> 00:27:49,501
CONVERSATION TO HAVE HIS FIRST

757
00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:50,935
AND FOREMOST ABOUT THE STRUCTURE

758
00:27:50,935 --> 00:27:54,105
AS OPPOSED TO THE INDIVIDUAL

759
00:27:54,105 --> 00:27:56,741
CRIMINAL.

760
00:27:56,741 --> 00:27:57,742
THE MORAL VALENCES CLEAR, IT'S

761
00:27:57,742 --> 00:27:58,343
TERRIBLE TO COMMIT A CRIME IS

762
00:27:58,343 --> 00:27:59,010
TERRIBLE TO HURT BUT THE

763
00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:01,613
QUESTION IS WHAT DO YOU DO FROM

764
00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:01,880
THERE?

765
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,281
Bill: WHY ISN'T ANYONE EVER

766
00:28:03,281 --> 00:28:06,251
TALKING TO-- MOST OF THE

767
00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:09,187
SHOOTINGS ARE YOUNG BLACK MEN

768
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:11,222
KILLING OTHER YOUNG BLACK MEN IS

769
00:28:11,222 --> 00:28:11,890
THAT NOT CORRECT?

770
00:28:11,890 --> 00:28:13,258
THAT'S CORRECT.

771
00:28:13,258 --> 00:28:13,858
Bill: MUCH MORE THAN WHAT

772
00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:17,128
THE COPS DO.

773
00:28:17,128 --> 00:28:19,898
WHY DOES ANYBODY TALK ABOUT THA

774
00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:22,500
THAT?

775
00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:24,936
WHY AREN'T THERE HUNDRED GIANT

776
00:28:24,936 --> 00:28:26,137
CELEBRITIES WHO WOULD HAVE THE

777
00:28:26,137 --> 00:28:26,771
RESPECT OF THOSE PEOPLE SING

778
00:28:26,771 --> 00:28:28,406
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO

779
00:28:28,406 --> 00:28:28,873
YOURSELVES?

780
00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:34,746
WHY ARE YOU KILLING EACH OTHER?

781
00:28:34,746 --> 00:28:35,914
IT DISHONORS OUR COMMUNITY,

782
00:28:35,914 --> 00:28:39,284
COME ON, WE'RE BETTER THAN THIS.

783
00:28:39,284 --> 00:28:43,555
Bill: I FEEL IT IS NEVER

784
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:43,822
ADDRESSED.

785
00:28:43,822 --> 00:28:45,857
I THINK ATTACKING THE PROBLEM

786
00:28:45,857 --> 00:28:46,825
WOULD INVOLVE SOME SORT OF

787
00:28:46,825 --> 00:28:49,360
MATERIAL DISTRIBUTION.

788
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,029
IT'S NOT ON A SPECIAL SURPRISE

789
00:28:51,029 --> 00:28:51,596
THAT CORPORATE MEDIA DOESN'T

790
00:28:51,596 --> 00:28:54,699
TALK ABOUT AN ISSUE THAT WOULD

791
00:28:54,699 --> 00:28:55,700
INVOLVE PEOPLE WHO WOULD RUN

792
00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:56,768
CORPORATIONS AND PEOPLE WHO

793
00:28:56,768 --> 00:28:59,037
START ON CHOSE TO GIVE UP THEIR

794
00:28:59,037 --> 00:29:01,773
MONEY.

795
00:29:01,773 --> 00:29:03,174
Bill: HOW WOULD THAT CHANGE

796
00:29:03,174 --> 00:29:04,275
THIS?

797
00:29:04,275 --> 00:29:05,710
TAKE ME THROUGH HOW GIVING MORE

798
00:29:05,710 --> 00:29:06,911
MONEY WOULD CHANGE THIS.

799
00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:08,680
WE HAVE SPENT TRILLIONS OF

800
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:12,183
DOLLARS ON THE WAR ON POVERTY.

801
00:29:12,183 --> 00:29:13,118
EXACTLY.

802
00:29:13,118 --> 00:29:14,552
I WOULD BE CURIOUS TO HEAR WHAT

803
00:29:14,552 --> 00:29:15,987
GLENN THINKS ABOUT THIS BECAUSE

804
00:29:15,987 --> 00:29:17,789
THE CULTURE OF POVERTY ARGUMENT

805
00:29:17,789 --> 00:29:20,358
AS FIRST ARTICULATE IT BY OSCAR

806
00:29:20,358 --> 00:29:21,126
LEWIS, THE ARGUMENT WAS

807
00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:24,295
SPECIFICALLY ABOUT IT BEING

808
00:29:24,295 --> 00:29:24,996
CAUSED BY CAPITALISTIC SOCIETY

809
00:29:24,996 --> 00:29:26,297
THAT'S ALIENATED AND

810
00:29:26,297 --> 00:29:27,265
INDIVIDUALISTIC, CERTAIN PEOPLE

811
00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:31,136
WIN AND OTHER PEOPLE LOSE.

812
00:29:31,136 --> 00:29:32,036
DISLIKE OF EVERYONE IN CHICAGO

813
00:29:32,036 --> 00:29:33,371
ALL OF A SUDDEN STARTED STUDYING

814
00:29:33,371 --> 00:29:36,207
FOR S.A.T.s AND GOT 1600s

815
00:29:36,207 --> 00:29:37,175
TOMORROW, THAT WOULDN'T

816
00:29:37,175 --> 00:29:37,942
NECESSARILY CHANGE.

817
00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:39,477
IF WE GAVE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS

818
00:29:39,477 --> 00:29:41,346
IT WOULD NECESSARILY CHANGE,

819
00:29:41,346 --> 00:29:43,515
THIS IS A GENERATIONS LONG

820
00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:44,949
PROJECT THAT INVOLVES INFORMING

821
00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:45,750
THE STRUCTURE OF AMERICAN

822
00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:46,985
CAPITALIST SOCIETY WHICH I THINK

823
00:29:46,985 --> 00:29:48,052
HAS ENGENDERED A LOT OF

824
00:29:48,052 --> 00:29:48,753
ALIENATION AND LONELINESS THAT

825
00:29:48,753 --> 00:29:50,855
WE HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT.

826
00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:51,756
Bill: YOU AND FOLLOW THE

827
00:29:51,756 --> 00:29:52,857
MONEY FORE.

828
00:29:52,857 --> 00:29:57,795
YOU TAKE MORE MONEY, HOW DOES

829
00:29:57,795 --> 00:30:00,765
THIS CHANGE THE BEHAVIOR?

830
00:30:00,765 --> 00:30:02,267
ITS SPECULATIVE SPECULATIVE

831
00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:04,002
AND WHAT I WOULD WANT TO OBSERVE

832
00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:05,737
IS THAT ANY STRUCTURAL MOVE THAT

833
00:30:05,737 --> 00:30:06,971
YOU WANT TO MAKE REQUIRES A

834
00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:08,706
MAJORITY OF PEOPLE TO GET BEHIND

835
00:30:08,706 --> 00:30:13,278
IT, REQUIRES DEMOCRATIC POLITICS

836
00:30:13,278 --> 00:30:14,279
TO GET BEHIND IT.

837
00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:16,548
IN ORDER TO GET A MAJORITY OF

838
00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:18,316
VOTERS IN CHICAGO OR ANYTHING

839
00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:18,983
ELSE TO GET BEHIND ANYTHING

840
00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:20,285
THAT'S GONNA COST THEM MONEY,

841
00:30:20,285 --> 00:30:21,452
THEY HAVE TO FEEL SAFE, THEY

842
00:30:21,452 --> 00:30:22,687
HAVE TO FEEL THE PEOPLE IN

843
00:30:22,687 --> 00:30:25,990
CHARGE ARE ON THEIR SIDE.

844
00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:27,525
THAT WHY MAYOR ELECT BRANDON

845
00:30:27,525 --> 00:30:29,160
JOHNSON NEEDS TO COME AND GIVE

846
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,563
SPEECHES IN WHICH HE SAYS THIS

847
00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:32,697
IS CONTEMPTIBLE BEHAVIOR, WE

848
00:30:32,697 --> 00:30:35,099
WON'T TOLERATE IT IN OUR CITY.

849
00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:37,001
THE REASON WE HAVE COPS IS

850
00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:38,403
PRECISELY IN ORDER TO STOP THIS

851
00:30:38,403 --> 00:30:38,770
FROM HAPPENING.

852
00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:40,505
IF YOU DO IT ON MY WATCH YOU'RE

853
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:44,209
GOING TO GO TO JAIL.

854
00:30:44,209 --> 00:30:45,176
[APPLAUSE]

855
00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:48,146
HE NEEDS TO SAY THAT IN ORDER TO

856
00:30:48,146 --> 00:30:49,447
GET THE TAXPAYERS IN THE CITY

857
00:30:49,447 --> 00:30:51,783
NOT TO MOVE OUT OF THE CITY AND

858
00:30:51,783 --> 00:30:52,784
TO GET BEHIND WHATEVER

859
00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:54,686
STRUCTURAL PROGRAM A CLEVER MAN

860
00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:59,290
LIKE DANNY COMES UP WITH.

861
00:30:59,290 --> 00:31:00,158
Bill: I ALSO READ THIS WEEK

862
00:31:00,158 --> 00:31:02,093
IN THE PAPER, ONE IN THREE

863
00:31:02,093 --> 00:31:05,230
CHILDREN IN AMERICA CANNOT READ

864
00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:07,765
AT A BASIC LEVEL OF

865
00:31:07,765 --> 00:31:10,735
COMPREHENSION.

866
00:31:10,735 --> 00:31:11,869
85% OF BLACK STUDENTS LACK

867
00:31:11,869 --> 00:31:15,573
PROFICIENCY IN READING SKILLS.

868
00:31:15,573 --> 00:31:17,742
WE ALREADY SPEND A LOT OF MONEY

869
00:31:17,742 --> 00:31:19,277
ON SCHOOLS, YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP

870
00:31:19,277 --> 00:31:21,479
TELLING ME MORE MONEY WILL FIX

871
00:31:21,479 --> 00:31:21,813
THIS?

872
00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:24,515
I FEEL LIKE THIS IS MUCH MORE

873
00:31:24,515 --> 00:31:25,083
CONNECTED TO THE PROBLEMS OF

874
00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:27,919
PEOPLE WHO CAN'T READ-- YES,

875
00:31:27,919 --> 00:31:30,221
THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE PROBLEMS

876
00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:32,757
WITH GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT.

877
00:31:32,757 --> 00:31:38,329
IT SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF TIMES THE

878
00:31:38,329 --> 00:31:39,697
SOLUTIONS THAT COME FROM THE

879
00:31:39,697 --> 00:31:41,766
LEFT SEEM SYMBOLIC.

880
00:31:41,766 --> 00:31:44,836
THEY DON'T SEEM LIKE WE ARE

881
00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:45,470
ACTUALLY ADDRESSING WHAT NEEDS

882
00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:47,372
TO BE DONE WHICH IS GET KIDS

883
00:31:47,372 --> 00:31:48,973
LEARNING, GET THEM READING, GET

884
00:31:48,973 --> 00:31:54,279
THEM ABLE TO HAVE A JOB.

885
00:31:54,279 --> 00:31:59,217
EARLY CHILDHOOD EDUCATION IS

886
00:31:59,217 --> 00:32:00,518
A PROGRESSIVE POLICY DANNY AND I

887
00:32:00,518 --> 00:32:02,153
WOULD AGREE IS A GOOD THING, IT

888
00:32:02,153 --> 00:32:03,621
STARTS BEFORE SCHOOL, STARTS AT

889
00:32:03,621 --> 00:32:03,888
BIRTH.

890
00:32:03,888 --> 00:32:06,257
THAT IS ONE THING.

891
00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:07,325
PARENTING IS ANOTHER DIMENSION

892
00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:08,426
OF IT, KIDS DON'T COME INTO

893
00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:10,328
MATURITY ALL ON THEIR OWN, THEY

894
00:32:10,328 --> 00:32:13,498
HAVE TO BE NURTURED BY LOVING

895
00:32:13,498 --> 00:32:14,499
PARENTS WHO INVEST IN THEM AND

896
00:32:14,499 --> 00:32:15,833
ATTEND TO THEIR NEEDS AND SHOW

897
00:32:15,833 --> 00:32:19,771
THEM THE WAY TO GO.

898
00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,005
I THINK STRUCTURE AND CULTURE

899
00:32:21,005 --> 00:32:27,345
CAN BE COMPLEMENTARY FACTORS.

900
00:32:27,345 --> 00:32:27,945
[APPLAUSE]

901
00:32:27,945 --> 00:32:29,947
Bill: WHY HASN'T THE MONEY

902
00:32:29,947 --> 00:32:30,515
WE SPENT?

903
00:32:30,515 --> 00:32:33,851
LIKE WHEN I PAY MY TAXES IN

904
00:32:33,851 --> 00:32:36,287
CALIFORNIA, WOW, 13% ON TOP OF

905
00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:38,122
FEDERAL TAXES AND THE STREETS, I

906
00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:39,590
HAVE TO WATCH THEM LIKE A HAWK

907
00:32:39,590 --> 00:32:45,797
BECAUSE THERE'S SOM SO MANY

908
00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:46,064
POTHOLES.

909
00:32:46,064 --> 00:32:46,631
WHERE DID THE MONEY GO?

910
00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:48,466
DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THE MONEY IS

911
00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:50,401
GETTING TO THE PROBLEM AT 85% OF

912
00:32:50,401 --> 00:32:52,003
BLACK STUDENTS LACK PROFICIENCY

913
00:32:52,003 --> 00:32:52,570
IN READING SKILLS.

914
00:32:52,570 --> 00:32:55,440
IF YOU LOOK AT THE ISSUES OF

915
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,675
THE RETURN ON PHONICS, YOU WOULD

916
00:32:57,675 --> 00:32:58,710
SEE THESE SCHOOL DISTRICTS HAVE

917
00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:00,411
TO BID ON CURRICULUMS AND WHEN

918
00:33:00,411 --> 00:33:04,015
THEY BID ON CURRICULUMS THAT

919
00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:05,350
WIND UP NOT WORKING-- WHEN YOU

920
00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:06,384
TALK ABOUT THROWING MONEY AT

921
00:33:06,384 --> 00:33:08,486
THINGS NOT JUST LITERALLY

922
00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:11,022
STRUCTURE IN WHICH THAT MONEY%-

923
00:33:11,022 --> 00:33:11,689
OPERATES.

924
00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:13,324
MY THINK YOU ALSO HAVE TO TALK

925
00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:15,293
ABOUT THAT, THE LEVELS OF

926
00:33:15,293 --> 00:33:16,728
INEQUALITY IN THE SCHOOL

927
00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:17,929
SYSTEMS, TAXES GOING TO SCHOOLS

928
00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:19,130
AND THINGS ALONG THOSE LINES IN

929
00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:20,431
ADDITION TO JUST THROWING MONEY

930
00:33:20,431 --> 00:33:21,966
AT THE ISSUE WHICH WOULD NEVER

931
00:33:21,966 --> 00:33:25,069
WORK BECAUSE IT'S A SERVICE

932
00:33:25,069 --> 00:33:27,171
SOLUTION TO A MUCH DEEPER

933
00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:27,739
PROBLEM.

934
00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:28,906
Bill: AS PART OF THE

935
00:33:28,906 --> 00:33:31,008
PROBLEM THE FACT THAT THERE

936
00:33:31,008 --> 00:33:32,744
REALLY IS NO PENALTY FOR NOT

937
00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:34,846
EDUCATING YOUR CHILDREN WELL

938
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:35,079
ANYMORE?

939
00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:39,317
THE PENALTY IS LIFE.

940
00:33:39,317 --> 00:33:40,685
Bill: THE CHILD IS PAYING

941
00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:41,252
THE PENALTY COME ON TALKING

942
00:33:41,252 --> 00:33:44,088
ABOUT THE TEACHERS AND THE

943
00:33:44,088 --> 00:33:45,022
PARENTS WHO ARE IN CHARGE OF

944
00:33:45,022 --> 00:33:47,458
THIS SYSTEM.

945
00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:48,726
I THINK THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY HAS

946
00:33:48,726 --> 00:33:50,862
TO ANSWER FOR PARTLY THAT

947
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:53,331
BECAUSE THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY,

948
00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:54,132
THE TEACHERS OF THE BACKBONE OF

949
00:33:54,132 --> 00:33:56,934
IT, ARE THEY NOT?

950
00:33:56,934 --> 00:33:58,669
THIS IS CONTROVERSIAL, THE

951
00:33:58,669 --> 00:33:59,170
ARGUMENT FOR CHOICE, THE

952
00:33:59,170 --> 00:34:03,040
ARGUMENT FOR CHARTER SCHOOLS,

953
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,676
TEACHERS UNIONS.

954
00:34:05,676 --> 00:34:07,512
Bill: THEY KEPT THE SCHOOLS

955
00:34:07,512 --> 00:34:08,846
CLOSED LONG AFTER THEY SHOULD

956
00:34:08,846 --> 00:34:09,013
DO.

957
00:34:09,013 --> 00:34:10,948
IS NOT A PANACEA BUT I WOULD

958
00:34:10,948 --> 00:34:13,151
SAY LET A THOUSAND FLOWERS

959
00:34:13,151 --> 00:34:13,618
BLOOM, LET'S ENCOURAGE

960
00:34:13,618 --> 00:34:13,918
INNOVATION.

961
00:34:13,918 --> 00:34:17,088
IF THE SYSTEM IS FAILING, BIG

962
00:34:17,088 --> 00:34:18,489
CITY PUBLIC SCHOOLS ARE FAILING

963
00:34:18,489 --> 00:34:20,491
TO ADEQUATELY EDUCATE KIDS,

964
00:34:20,491 --> 00:34:21,692
LET'S CONSIDER ALTERNATIVES.

965
00:34:21,692 --> 00:34:24,629
IT'S OPEN THINGS UP A LITTLE BI

966
00:34:24,629 --> 00:34:24,796
BIT.

967
00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:27,932
I'M A BIT MORE SKEPTICAL OF

968
00:34:27,932 --> 00:34:28,499
CHARTER SCHOOLS AND SCHOOL

969
00:34:28,499 --> 00:34:29,667
CHOICE BUT I THINK YOU HAVE TO

970
00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:32,603
PAY TEACHERS WITH THEIR IS WORT

971
00:34:32,603 --> 00:34:37,608
WORTH.

972
00:34:37,608 --> 00:34:39,143
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

973
00:34:39,143 --> 00:34:41,312
IN LOS ANGELES AS FAR AS I'M

974
00:34:41,312 --> 00:34:42,547
AWARE, TEACHERS GOT A MUCH

975
00:34:42,547 --> 00:34:43,681
OVERDUE INCREASE IN THEIR

976
00:34:43,681 --> 00:34:45,149
SALARIES AND WE NEED TO VALUE

977
00:34:45,149 --> 00:34:45,349
THAT.

978
00:34:45,349 --> 00:34:46,818
Bill: WHAT ITHE AVERAGE

979
00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:47,018
SALARY?

980
00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:49,053
I DON'T RECALL IT WAS

981
00:34:49,053 --> 00:34:50,822
SOMETHING PRETTY LOW, 30

982
00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:51,088
THOUSANDS?

983
00:34:51,088 --> 00:34:54,892
IT'S SHIT.

984
00:34:54,892 --> 00:34:55,860
NOT MUCH.

985
00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:57,528
WE HAVE THE VALUE AS A

986
00:34:57,528 --> 00:34:59,130
SOCIETY AND THE FACT WE PAY

987
00:34:59,130 --> 00:35:01,098
TEACHERS SO LOW IT'S CONSIDERED

988
00:35:01,098 --> 00:35:02,099
FEMINIZED LABOR IS NOT VALUED AT

989
00:35:02,099 --> 00:35:04,769
ALL THERE IS NO HONOR IT.

990
00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:07,271
Bill: I WOULD MAKE THAT

991
00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:07,505
BARGAIN.

992
00:35:07,505 --> 00:35:09,474
PAY THEM MORE AND GET MORE FOR

993
00:35:09,474 --> 00:35:09,774
YOUR BUCK.

994
00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:14,612
PAY THEM A LOT MORE.

995
00:35:14,612 --> 00:35:15,913
[APPLAUSE]

996
00:35:15,913 --> 00:35:17,448
MORE POLITICAL NEWS THIS WEEK,

997
00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:18,783
GEORGE SANTOS HAS DECLARED HE

998
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,284
WILL BE RUNNING AGAIN.

999
00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:21,853
[LAUGHTER]

1000
00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:24,088
WE GOT SOME OF HIS NEW CAMPAIGN

1001
00:35:24,088 --> 00:35:24,889
POSTERS FOR HIS UPCOMING

1002
00:35:24,889 --> 00:35:26,224
CAMPAIGN, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE

1003
00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:28,759
THEM?

1004
00:35:28,759 --> 00:35:33,064
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1005
00:35:33,064 --> 00:35:34,432
SANTOS "24: I CAN EXPLAIN.

1006
00:35:34,432 --> 00:35:35,666
GEORGE SANTOS: I SAVED RADIO

1007
00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:41,839
SHACK, I CAN SAVE AMERICA.

1008
00:35:41,839 --> 00:35:44,075
[LAUGHTER]

1009
00:35:44,075 --> 00:35:45,042
WEIRD, BUT NOT ANTHONY WEINER

1010
00:35:45,042 --> 00:35:48,479
WEIRD.

1011
00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:49,814
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

1012
00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:52,250
BRING IT ON, FACT-CHECKERS.

1013
00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:53,284
THE PRO-CHOICE/PRO-LIFE

1014
00:35:53,284 --> 00:35:56,587
CANDIDATE.

1015
00:35:56,587 --> 00:35:58,189
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

1016
00:35:58,189 --> 00:35:59,123
I'VE CURED CANCER BEFORE AND

1017
00:35:59,123 --> 00:36:05,796
I'LL DO IT AGAIN.

1018
00:36:05,796 --> 00:36:07,698
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

1019
00:36:07,698 --> 00:36:08,266
I'LL FIGHT FOR YOU JUST LIKE

1020
00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:09,200
I'VE FOUGHT IN EVERY AMERICAN

1021
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,603
WAR.

1022
00:36:12,603 --> 00:36:13,471
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

1023
00:36:13,471 --> 00:36:14,071
I'M NOT ONLY WITH JESUS, HE'S

1024
00:36:14,071 --> 00:36:16,407
STAYING AT MY HOUSE.

1025
00:36:16,407 --> 00:36:17,341
TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE DOGS LIVE

1026
00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:23,881
FOREVER.

1027
00:36:23,881 --> 00:36:24,382
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

1028
00:36:24,382 --> 00:36:26,617
YOU'VE NEVER MET MY GIRLFRIEND

1029
00:36:26,617 --> 00:36:35,359
BECAUSE SHE LIVES IN CANADA.

1030
00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:38,396
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

1031
00:36:38,396 --> 00:36:39,530
Bill: NOW THAT WE ARE

1032
00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:41,499
TALKING ABOUT LIARS, HERE'S WHAT

1033
00:36:41,499 --> 00:36:42,900
DOMINION SAID ABOUT THE

1034
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:45,369
SETTLEMENT IN THE FOX NEWS CASE.

1035
00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:46,404
IS THAT IT PROVES LIES HAVE

1036
00:36:46,404 --> 00:36:49,206
CONSEQUENCES-- NOT REALLY.

1037
00:36:49,206 --> 00:36:52,910
IT PROVES THAT LIES HAVE A LARGE

1038
00:36:52,910 --> 00:36:56,080
PROFIT MARGIN, DOESN'T IT?

1039
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:56,347
[APPLAUSE]

1040
00:36:56,347 --> 00:37:00,084
IS NOT REALLY A GOOD OUTCOME.

1041
00:37:00,084 --> 00:37:01,519
IT'S THE SACKLER FAMILY WITH

1042
00:37:01,519 --> 00:37:02,820
OPIOIDS, THEY KNEW THEY WERE

1043
00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:05,456
SELLING SOMETHING THAT WAS GOING

1044
00:37:05,456 --> 00:37:07,291
TO MAKE PEOPLE DRUG ADDICTS AND

1045
00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:08,759
THEY KEPT DOING IT BECAUSE IT'S

1046
00:37:08,759 --> 00:37:12,063
THE COST OF DOING BUSINESS.

1047
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:19,136
YOU RUN A WHORE HOUSE, YOU GOT

1048
00:37:19,136 --> 00:37:20,304
TO BUY AND SOME FOR BREE'S.

1049
00:37:20,304 --> 00:37:23,341
THIS LOOKS LIKE THE SAME THING

1050
00:37:23,341 --> 00:37:24,408
FOR $787 BILLION, YOU CAN PAY

1051
00:37:24,408 --> 00:37:26,210
FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF TELLING

1052
00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:28,512
YOUR AUDIENCE WHAT THEY WANT TO

1053
00:37:28,512 --> 00:37:29,113
HEAR, THAT'S BASELY WHAT THEY

1054
00:37:29,113 --> 00:37:32,883
ARE PAYING FOR, RIGHT?

1055
00:37:32,883 --> 00:37:36,120
THREE QUARTERS OF A BILLION

1056
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,455
DOLLARS AND I READ IN THE

1057
00:37:37,455 --> 00:37:38,623
NEWSPAPER THIS MORNING THAT

1058
00:37:38,623 --> 00:37:39,223
PEOPLE AT FOX WERE DELIGHTED

1059
00:37:39,223 --> 00:37:41,092
ABOUT THE SETTLEMENT BECAUSE IT

1060
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,193
KEEPS THEM OUT OF COURT AND

1061
00:37:42,193 --> 00:37:44,762
KEEPS IT OUT OF HAVING TO

1062
00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:45,663
TESTIFY.

1063
00:37:45,663 --> 00:37:47,064
WHERE THAT MONEY COME FROM?

1064
00:37:47,064 --> 00:37:48,733
IT CAME FROM THE ADVERTISERS WHO

1065
00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:49,233
PAY?

1066
00:37:49,233 --> 00:37:50,701
WHY DID THE ADVERTISERS PAY

1067
00:37:50,701 --> 00:37:52,670
BECAUSE THE AUDIENCE'SUNE IN

1068
00:37:52,670 --> 00:37:53,804
AND IT'S A BUSINESS PL.

1069
00:37:53,804 --> 00:37:56,507
IT'S THE COST OF DOING BUSINESS

1070
00:37:56,507 --> 00:37:57,141
AND LET'S MOVE ON.

1071
00:37:57,141 --> 00:37:58,242
PEOPLE ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN

1072
00:37:58,242 --> 00:38:00,111
I MAKE THIS ARGUMENT BUT IT

1073
00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:01,746
HIGHLIGHTS THE PROBLEM OF

1074
00:38:01,746 --> 00:38:03,280
CAPITALIST MEDIA.

1075
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,715
MEDIA THAT IS ULTIMATELY DRIVEN

1076
00:38:04,715 --> 00:38:08,285
BY PROFIT IS GOING TO RESULT IN

1077
00:38:08,285 --> 00:38:10,321
CORPORATIONS AND COMPANIES AND

1078
00:38:10,321 --> 00:38:12,223
OF CHANNELS LIKE FOX NEWS.

1079
00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:13,958
I AM NOT ADVOCATING FOR A

1080
00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:16,627
TOTALLY GOVERNMENT-RUN

1081
00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:17,495
STRUCTURE.

1082
00:38:17,495 --> 00:38:18,396
I DON'T THINK THAT WORKS.

1083
00:38:18,396 --> 00:38:21,098
BUT I THINK IN THE UNITED STATES

1084
00:38:21,098 --> 00:38:22,433
WE FETISHIZE PRIVATE

1085
00:38:22,433 --> 00:38:26,070
THAT PUBLIC INFORMATION IS ARGUE

1086
00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:30,341
PUBLIC GOOD.

1087
00:38:30,341 --> 00:38:32,309
[APPLAUSE]

1088
00:38:32,309 --> 00:38:34,612
AND THAT THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE

1089
00:38:34,612 --> 00:38:37,348
SERIOUS REGULATION, MORE SERIOUS

1090
00:38:37,348 --> 00:38:38,883
INVOLVEMENT BY THE AMERICAN

1091
00:38:38,883 --> 00:38:39,917
PUBLIC'S REPRESENTATIVES AND

1092
00:38:39,917 --> 00:38:41,852
PERHAPS ON SOME LEVEL THE

1093
00:38:41,852 --> 00:38:42,687
AMERICAN PUBLIC ITSELF BECAUSE

1094
00:38:42,687 --> 00:38:44,021
THIS IS AN INEVITABLE RESULT OF

1095
00:38:44,021 --> 00:38:45,756
A CAPITALIST MEDIA YOU'RE GOING

1096
00:38:45,756 --> 00:38:46,524
TO GET COMPANIES AND

1097
00:38:46,524 --> 00:38:47,224
CORPORATIONS LIKE FOX NEWS.

1098
00:38:47,224 --> 00:38:48,959
Bill: YOU'RE GOING TO GET

1099
00:38:48,959 --> 00:38:50,895
NEWS ORGANIZATIONS AND IT DOES

1100
00:38:50,895 --> 00:38:52,863
HAPPEN ON THE LEFT TOO DOES NOT

1101
00:38:52,863 --> 00:38:53,864
AS BADLY.

1102
00:38:53,864 --> 00:38:56,834
THE PROBLEM WITH ALL MEDIA IS

1103
00:38:56,834 --> 00:38:57,501
THEIR ATTITUDE TOWARD THEIR

1104
00:38:57,501 --> 00:38:59,804
AUDIENCE WHICH IS YOU ARE THE

1105
00:38:59,804 --> 00:39:02,106
BOSS.

1106
00:39:02,106 --> 00:39:02,840
BECAUSE YOU'RE PAYING ME.

1107
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,542
SO I'M GOING TO DO WHAT YOU

1108
00:39:04,542 --> 00:39:04,742
WANT.

1109
00:39:04,742 --> 00:39:06,377
IF YOU WANT ME TO STEP ON YOUR

1110
00:39:06,377 --> 00:39:07,645
NECK, I'LL STEP ON YOUR NECK, IF

1111
00:39:07,645 --> 00:39:09,547
YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU ARE

1112
00:39:09,547 --> 00:39:11,348
GREAT, I'LL DO THAT, YOU'RE THE

1113
00:39:11,348 --> 00:39:11,615
BOSS.

1114
00:39:11,615 --> 00:39:12,917
YOU PAID ME AND I'M GOING TO

1115
00:39:12,917 --> 00:39:14,652
TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR

1116
00:39:14,652 --> 00:39:17,088
AND THAT HAPPENS ON THE LEFT,

1117
00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:18,723
DOES NOT IS MARILYN'S.

1118
00:39:18,723 --> 00:39:20,257
THAT'S REALLY WHAT'S GOING ON

1119
00:39:20,257 --> 00:39:20,458
HERE.

1120
00:39:20,458 --> 00:39:24,061
YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT AND IT'S

1121
00:39:24,061 --> 00:39:25,262
BECAUSE AMERICAN CAPITALISM IS

1122
00:39:25,262 --> 00:39:25,963
CONSUMER CENTERED CAPITALISM AND

1123
00:39:25,963 --> 00:39:29,100
THAT HAS BEEN SINCE THE 1960s.

1124
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:30,468
IS NOT LABOR CENTERED, IT'S NOT

1125
00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:31,969
EVEN CORPORATION CENTERED IN A

1126
00:39:31,969 --> 00:39:33,537
LOT OF REGARDS, THE PRIMARY

1127
00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:34,605
FREEDOM, THE PRIMARY MEANING OF

1128
00:39:34,605 --> 00:39:37,475
WHAT IT MEANS TO BE AMERICAN, WE

1129
00:39:37,475 --> 00:39:39,677
HAVE THE FREEDOM TO CHOOSE,

1130
00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:40,644
GEORGE W. BUSH AFTER 9/11, GO

1131
00:39:40,644 --> 00:39:41,045
SHOPPING.

1132
00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:43,781
THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE AN

1133
00:39:43,781 --> 00:39:44,115
AMERICAN.

1134
00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:45,683
THIS IS A PATHOLOGY AT THE

1135
00:39:45,683 --> 00:39:46,917
CENTER OF AMERICAN LIFE AND I

1136
00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:49,253
DON'T THINK YOU'RE EVER GOING TO

1137
00:39:49,253 --> 00:39:50,788
CONFRONT FOX NEWS IN A REAL WAY

1138
00:39:50,788 --> 00:39:52,223
UNLESS YOU CONFRONT WHAT THE

1139
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:55,659
ACTUAL PROBLEM IS AND THIS IS

1140
00:39:55,659 --> 00:39:58,162
CONSUMER CENTERED.

1141
00:39:58,162 --> 00:39:58,996
[APPLAUSE]

1142
00:39:58,996 --> 00:40:01,465
HOW DO YOU GET AROUND THE

1143
00:40:01,465 --> 00:40:03,000
PROBLEM OF THE CONSUMER IS THE

1144
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:03,934
BOSS WITHOUT MAKING THE

1145
00:40:03,934 --> 00:40:04,935
GOVERNMENT THE BOSS AND WHEN THE

1146
00:40:04,935 --> 00:40:06,403
GOVERNMENT IS THE BOSS, HOW DO

1147
00:40:06,403 --> 00:40:07,438
YOU CONTINUE TO HAVE A FREE

1148
00:40:07,438 --> 00:40:10,708
SOCIETY AT THE END OF THE DAY?

1149
00:40:10,708 --> 00:40:11,909
AREN'T THE TWITTER FILES TELLING

1150
00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:13,144
US THAT GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY,

1151
00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:15,846
THE PEOPLE IN POWER WILL

1152
00:40:15,846 --> 00:40:17,748
MANIPULATE THE NEWS AND WHAT IT

1153
00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:19,717
IS WE KNOW ABOUT THE FACTS IN

1154
00:40:19,717 --> 00:40:22,119
ORDER TO SUSTAIN THEIR POWER AND

1155
00:40:22,119 --> 00:40:22,653
ADVANCE THEIR INTERESTS?

1156
00:40:22,653 --> 00:40:24,855
THAT'S TRUE BUT I THINK IT'S

1157
00:40:24,855 --> 00:40:27,725
HAPPENING NOW TO A LARGE DEGREE.

1158
00:40:27,725 --> 00:40:29,927
A LOT OF THE NEWSPAPERS, GREAT

1159
00:40:29,927 --> 00:40:30,895
NEWSPAPERS LIKE

1160
00:40:30,895 --> 00:40:31,495
"THE NEW YORK TIMES," LOOK AT

1161
00:40:31,495 --> 00:40:32,263
WHAT HAPPENED IN THE RUN-UP TO

1162
00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:35,833
THE IRAQ WAR.

1163
00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:37,168
THESE THINGS ARE IMPLICATE WITH

1164
00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:39,270
ONE ANOTHER, I DON'T THINK WE

1165
00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:41,572
CAN SAY LIVE IN A SOCIETY WHERE

1166
00:40:41,572 --> 00:40:42,206
THE POWERFUL AREN'T NECESSARILY

1167
00:40:42,206 --> 00:40:44,542
DETERMINING THINGS BUT NOW IT'S

1168
00:40:44,542 --> 00:40:45,075
A 92-YEAR-OLD BILLIONAIRE.

1169
00:40:45,075 --> 00:40:45,943
Bill: THIS IS COMPLICATED

1170
00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:48,579
AT FOX NEWS BY THE FACT THAT

1171
00:40:48,579 --> 00:40:50,181
TRUMP IS GOING TO BE ON THEIR

1172
00:40:50,181 --> 00:40:52,049
STATION AGAIN AND HE HAS BEEN

1173
00:40:52,049 --> 00:40:54,451
FOR QUITE A WHILE, THEY THREW

1174
00:40:54,451 --> 00:40:57,087
HIM UNDER THE BUS, THEY WERE FOR

1175
00:40:57,087 --> 00:40:58,055
DeSANTIS, THEY WANTED TO

1176
00:40:58,055 --> 00:40:59,456
SWITCH HORSES AND THEIR NEW

1177
00:40:59,456 --> 00:41:03,861
HORSE DIED.

1178
00:41:03,861 --> 00:41:11,001
[LAUGHTER]

1179
00:41:11,001 --> 00:41:17,675
THE THING THEY PAID $800 MILLION

1180
00:41:17,675 --> 00:41:18,442
FOR, LYING ABOUT THE LAST

1181
00:41:18,442 --> 00:41:20,110
ELECTION COMING UP I HAVE HAD

1182
00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:21,078
THE GUY ON HIS GOING TO BE

1183
00:41:21,078 --> 00:41:22,746
TELLING THAT LIE ON THEIR

1184
00:41:22,746 --> 00:41:23,347
AIRWAVES EVERY DAY, HOW DOES

1185
00:41:23,347 --> 00:41:26,884
THAT WORK?

1186
00:41:26,884 --> 00:41:28,152
IT REVEALS PREFERENCE COMMITS

1187
00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:29,720
TO MAKE MONEY AND KEEP THE

1188
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:31,222
CHANNEL GOING, IT'S THE MOST

1189
00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:31,589
IMPORTANT THING.

1190
00:41:31,589 --> 00:41:35,526
THE POLITICS IS SECONDARY.

1191
00:41:35,526 --> 00:41:37,261
Bill: MY PODCAST IS AT SOME

1192
00:41:37,261 --> 00:41:38,729
STACK I HAVE TO SAY THAT, WE ARE

1193
00:41:38,729 --> 00:41:42,499
CAPITALISTS OVER THERE.

1194
00:41:42,499 --> 00:41:44,068
WE ARE INDEPENDENT OPERATORS.

1195
00:41:44,068 --> 00:41:45,302
TRYING TO COVER OUR COSTS AND

1196
00:41:45,302 --> 00:41:46,437
MAKE A PROFIT BUT WE ARE FRE

1197
00:41:46,437 --> 00:41:50,641
FROM GOVERNMENT CONTROL.

1198
00:41:50,641 --> 00:41:53,944
LET A THOUSAND HOURS BLOOM.

1199
00:41:53,944 --> 00:41:56,347
Bill: WHICH IS A COMMUNIST

1200
00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:59,316
PHRASE.

1201
00:41:59,316 --> 00:42:02,219
OKAY, THEY DIDN'T GET

1202
00:42:02,219 --> 00:42:02,620
EVERYTHING WRONG.

1203
00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:03,420
Bill: IT'S CHAIRMAN MAO,

1204
00:42:03,420 --> 00:42:04,588
IT'S INTERESTING YOU WOULD USE

1205
00:42:04,588 --> 00:42:07,258
THAT IN SUPPORT OF A CAPITALIST

1206
00:42:07,258 --> 00:42:07,458
IDEA.

1207
00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:09,293
SOME STACK COULD CUT

1208
00:42:09,293 --> 00:42:10,861
EVERYTHING OFF TOMORROW AND

1209
00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:11,629
THAT'S THE BIG PROBLEM.

1210
00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:12,630
WE WOULD BE VERY SCREWED BUT

1211
00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:16,033
THEY COULD DO IT.

1212
00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:18,369
THERE NEEDS TO BE SOME SORT OF

1213
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:18,669
RESOLUTION.

1214
00:42:18,669 --> 00:42:20,104
Bill: BEFORE I RUN OUT OF

1215
00:42:20,104 --> 00:42:21,071
TIME AND I HAVE TWO PROFESSORS

1216
00:42:21,071 --> 00:42:22,573
HERE I WANT TO ASK YOU GUYS WHAT

1217
00:42:22,573 --> 00:42:26,710
IS GOING ON AT COLLEGE.

1218
00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:27,912
WE TALK ABOUT IT A LOT HERE BUT

1219
00:42:27,912 --> 00:42:29,213
I HAVEN'T BEEN ON A COLLEGE

1220
00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:31,615
CAMPUS IN QUITE SOME TIME, JUST

1221
00:42:31,615 --> 00:42:33,951
WHAT I READ IT BUT I WANT TO ASK

1222
00:42:33,951 --> 00:42:35,319
ABOUT CERTAIN STATISTICS.

1223
00:42:35,319 --> 00:42:36,854
ONE THING I THINK YOU MIGHT

1224
00:42:36,854 --> 00:42:38,122
AGREE ON IS THAT THERE HAS

1225
00:42:38,122 --> 00:42:40,224
BEEN-- PEOPLE MAY NOT BE AWARE

1226
00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:42,226
OF, THERE HAS BEEN A SEA CHANGE

1227
00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:44,628
AT WHO IS RUNNING THE COLLEGE.

1228
00:42:44,628 --> 00:42:48,265
IT USED TO BE THE PROFESSORS,

1229
00:42:48,265 --> 00:42:49,833
NOW IT'S ADMINISTRATORS, SOME OF

1230
00:42:49,833 --> 00:42:52,102
THE NUMBERS I FIND

1231
00:42:52,102 --> 00:42:52,436
MIND-BOGGLING.

1232
00:42:52,436 --> 00:42:57,875
YALE HAS 5,307 UNDERGRADS AND

1233
00:42:57,875 --> 00:43:02,212
3500 ADMINISTRATORS.

1234
00:43:02,212 --> 00:43:08,285
STANFORD HAS 10,896 MANAGERIAL

1235
00:43:08,285 --> 00:43:09,320
AND PROFESSIONAL STAFF.

1236
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,222
THESE ARE NOT THE PROFESSORS,

1237
00:43:12,222 --> 00:43:12,790
10,000?

1238
00:43:12,790 --> 00:43:19,263
WHAT DID THESE PEOPLE DO?

1239
00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:21,231
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

1240
00:43:21,231 --> 00:43:22,866
3500 AND THE 10,000 PEOPLE DO AT

1241
00:43:22,866 --> 00:43:25,069
YALE AND STANFORD, I WOULD LOVE

1242
00:43:25,069 --> 00:43:25,302
TO KNOW.

1243
00:43:25,302 --> 00:43:27,071
HAVE AT THEM.

1244
00:43:27,071 --> 00:43:29,606
IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE,

1245
00:43:29,606 --> 00:43:31,408
WHAT IS HAPPENED THE LAST

1246
00:43:31,408 --> 00:43:32,309
GENERATION AND GENERATION AND A

1247
00:43:32,309 --> 00:43:34,211
HALF, THERE HAS BEEN A

1248
00:43:34,211 --> 00:43:36,046
SEA CHANGE FROM A TRANSFORMATION

1249
00:43:36,046 --> 00:43:37,715
IN THE AMERICAN UNIVERSITY.

1250
00:43:37,715 --> 00:43:39,149
I WOULD SAY CONSUMER CENTRIC

1251
00:43:39,149 --> 00:43:40,884
TRANSFORMATION WITH THE STUDENT

1252
00:43:40,884 --> 00:43:43,320
HAS BECOME THE CONSUMER AND THE

1253
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,322
COLLEGE EXPERIENCE HAS BECOME

1254
00:43:45,322 --> 00:43:45,923
THE CENTER OF WHAT COLLEGE IS

1255
00:43:45,923 --> 00:43:47,758
ABOUT AS OPPOSED TO EDUCATION.

1256
00:43:47,758 --> 00:43:50,294
THIS HAS HAD A NUMBER OF

1257
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:51,895
NEGATIVE EFFECTS TWO PERHAPS

1258
00:43:51,895 --> 00:43:53,297
MOST IMPORTANT, COLLEGE IS

1259
00:43:53,297 --> 00:43:55,065
NOW-- MANY COLLEGES, MANY

1260
00:43:55,065 --> 00:43:56,266
UNIVERSITIES ARE NOW RUN LIKE

1261
00:43:56,266 --> 00:43:57,701
BUSINESSES AND I WANT TO GET

1262
00:43:57,701 --> 00:44:00,504
THIS STATISTIC OUT BECAUSE IT'S

1263
00:44:00,504 --> 00:44:02,339
CRUCIAL.

1264
00:44:02,339 --> 00:44:04,108
70% OF PROFESSORS ARE

1265
00:44:04,108 --> 00:44:04,475
NONTENURE-TRACK.

1266
00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:06,377
THEY ARE PAID VERY LOW AND THEY

1267
00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:08,679
DON'T HAVE ANY JOB STABILITY

1268
00:44:08,679 --> 00:44:09,513
OFTEN TIMES AND THEY DON'T HAVE

1269
00:44:09,513 --> 00:44:13,717
ANY BENEFITS.

1270
00:44:13,717 --> 00:44:15,886
IN THE 1970s THAT NUMBER WAS

1271
00:44:15,886 --> 00:44:18,689
REVERSED, 70 TO 75% OF THE

1272
00:44:18,689 --> 00:44:19,556
PROFESSORIATE WERE TENURED TO.

1273
00:44:19,556 --> 00:44:20,924
WHEN YOU RUN THE COLLEGE LIKE A

1274
00:44:20,924 --> 00:44:23,327
BUSINESS YOU MOVE AWAY FROM THE

1275
00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:23,894
EDUCATIONAL PURPOSE WHICH I

1276
00:44:23,894 --> 00:44:25,829
THINK GLENN AND I WOULD AGREE IS

1277
00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:28,465
THE PURPOSE OF COLLEGE.

1278
00:44:28,465 --> 00:44:30,667
YOU OFTEN TALK ABOUT COLLEGE

1279
00:44:30,667 --> 00:44:31,268
STUDENTS SHOUTING DOWN

1280
00:44:31,268 --> 00:44:33,537
SPEAKERS-- THINGS LIKE THAT I

1281
00:44:33,537 --> 00:44:34,438
THINK ARE PROFOUNDLY CONNECTED

1282
00:44:34,438 --> 00:44:38,108
TO THE COLLEGE STUDENT BEING

1283
00:44:38,108 --> 00:44:39,109
CONSIDERED A CONSUMER.

1284
00:44:39,109 --> 00:44:40,310
THEY ARE THERE TO HAVE AN

1285
00:44:40,310 --> 00:44:41,612
EXPERIENCE AND THEY PAY A SHIT

1286
00:44:41,612 --> 00:44:42,713
TON OF MONEY FOR IT AND THEY GET

1287
00:44:42,713 --> 00:44:44,014
AN ENORMOUS DEBT FOR IT SO THEY

1288
00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:47,518
ARE GOING TO HAVE FUN.

1289
00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:50,020
Bill: THAT'S FUN?

1290
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:51,055
SHUTTING DOWN SPEAKERS?

1291
00:44:51,055 --> 00:44:53,624
IT IS FOR SOME PEOPLE-- I

1292
00:44:53,624 --> 00:44:55,059
THINK IT'S MORE ABOUT DRINKING

1293
00:44:55,059 --> 00:44:56,994
AND DOING DRUGS AND HAVING SEX

1294
00:44:56,994 --> 00:45:00,631
AND IS LESS ABOUT EDUCATION.

1295
00:45:00,631 --> 00:45:03,267
I THINK IF YOU WANT TO CHANGE

1296
00:45:03,267 --> 00:45:03,867
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AND

1297
00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:05,502
FOR PROFESSORS TO HAVE MORE OF A

1298
00:45:05,502 --> 00:45:06,437
ROLE YOU NEED TO CHANGE WHAT

1299
00:45:06,437 --> 00:45:09,106
COLLEGE ACTUALLY IS.

1300
00:45:09,106 --> 00:45:10,374
Bill: BUT WHAT DO THESE

1301
00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:13,911
PEOPLE DO, WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

1302
00:45:13,911 --> 00:45:15,679
I JUST WANT TO KNOW.

1303
00:45:15,679 --> 00:45:17,448
I READ RECENTLY THE TECH

1304
00:45:17,448 --> 00:45:18,048
INDUSTRY JUST HAD A BIG

1305
00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:19,416
BLOODBATH AND THEY FIRED A WHOLE

1306
00:45:19,416 --> 00:45:21,185
BUNCH OF PEOPLE AND IT CAME OUT

1307
00:45:21,185 --> 00:45:23,887
A LOT OF THEM ADMITTED THEY DID

1308
00:45:23,887 --> 00:45:24,855
NOTHING.

1309
00:45:24,855 --> 00:45:26,623
THEY WEREN'T EVEN PRETENDING, WE

1310
00:45:26,623 --> 00:45:28,492
DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

1311
00:45:28,492 --> 00:45:29,026
WHAT DID THESE PEOPLE DO?

1312
00:45:29,026 --> 00:45:30,160
THEY HAVE MEETINGS, THEY

1313
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:33,730
WRITE MEMOS.

1314
00:45:33,730 --> 00:45:34,631
[LAUGHTER]

1315
00:45:34,631 --> 00:45:37,000
THEY OVERSEE THE ENFORCEMENT OF

1316
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:37,668
REGULATIONS.

1317
00:45:37,668 --> 00:45:38,235
Bill: REGULATIONS?

1318
00:45:38,235 --> 00:45:39,937
THEY CULTIVATE ALUMNI FOR

1319
00:45:39,937 --> 00:45:42,072
DONORS AND THEY KOWTOW TO THEIR

1320
00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:43,073
CLIENTS, THE STUDENTS BECAUSE AS

1321
00:45:43,073 --> 00:45:45,042
DANNY SAID IT'S A CONSUMER

1322
00:45:45,042 --> 00:45:46,610
DRIVEN THING THAT'S GOING ON.

1323
00:45:46,610 --> 00:45:49,113
WHAT THEY DON'T DO IS EDUCATE

1324
00:45:49,113 --> 00:45:49,346
ANYBODY.

1325
00:45:49,346 --> 00:45:54,451
THEY DON'T WRITE ANY BOOKS.

1326
00:45:54,451 --> 00:45:54,918
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1327
00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:56,386
I WANT TO MAKE A FINAL POINT

1328
00:45:56,386 --> 00:45:58,455
I THINK YOU SEE THIS IN THE

1329
00:45:58,455 --> 00:46:00,124
LARGER AMERICAN ECONOMY, THE

1330
00:46:00,124 --> 00:46:03,427
RISE OF SO-CALLED BULLSHIT JOBS.

1331
00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:04,094
A LOT OF PEOPLE SITTING AT THEIR

1332
00:46:04,094 --> 00:46:07,664
DESK ALL DAY BEING CHAINED TO

1333
00:46:07,664 --> 00:46:08,999
THE LAST TYRANNY OF AMERICAN

1334
00:46:08,999 --> 00:46:11,435
LIFE THE WORKPLACE AND NOT DOING

1335
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:11,635
MUCH.

1336
00:46:11,635 --> 00:46:13,337
I THINK WHAT YOU SEE IN THE

1337
00:46:13,337 --> 00:46:13,971
UNIVERSITY MIRRORS WHAT

1338
00:46:13,971 --> 00:46:16,039
HAPPENING THROUGHOUT SOCIETY AS

1339
00:46:16,039 --> 00:46:16,507
A WHOLE.

1340
00:46:16,507 --> 00:46:19,443
Bill: NOT ON THIS SHOW, WE

1341
00:46:19,443 --> 00:46:20,878
EARN OUR PAY.

1342
00:46:20,878 --> 00:46:21,778
THANK YOU GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR

1343
00:46:21,778 --> 00:46:24,915
NEW RULES!

1344
00:46:24,915 --> 00:46:30,087
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1345
00:46:30,087 --> 00:46:30,821
NEW RULE: NOW THAT MCDONALD'S

1346
00:46:30,821 --> 00:46:31,688
SAYS IT'S "UPDATING" THE BIG MAC

1347
00:46:31,688 --> 00:46:33,223
WITH A SOFTER BUN, THEY HAVE TO

1348
00:46:33,223 --> 00:46:34,525
SHOW ME THE PATHETIC FUCKER WHO

1349
00:46:34,525 --> 00:46:35,159
CAN'T BITE THROUGH THE ONE THEY

1350
00:46:35,159 --> 00:46:42,432
HAVE NOW.

1351
00:46:42,432 --> 00:46:42,699
[LAUGHTER]

1352
00:46:42,699 --> 00:46:43,467
THE ONLY THING SOFTER THAN A BIG

1353
00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:44,635
MAC IS TAKING NOURISHMENT THOUGH

1354
00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:48,705
A TUBE.

1355
00:46:48,705 --> 00:46:48,972
[LAUGHTER]

1356
00:46:48,972 --> 00:46:49,473
YOU'RE MAKING IT SOFTER?

1357
00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:50,374
IF IT WAS ANY SOFTER IT WOULD BE

1358
00:46:50,374 --> 00:46:51,942
PUDDING.

1359
00:46:51,942 --> 00:46:53,010
AND RON DESANTIS WOULD EAT IT

1360
00:46:53,010 --> 00:47:00,951
WITH HIS HANDS.

1361
00:47:00,951 --> 00:47:01,718
IN HONOR OF 4/20.

1362
00:47:01,718 --> 00:47:02,819
NEW RULE: UBER CAN'T SEND ME A

1363
00:47:02,819 --> 00:47:09,326
DRIVER NAMED BONG.

1364
00:47:09,326 --> 00:47:14,131
[LAUGHTER]

1365
00:47:14,131 --> 00:47:16,633
[APPLAUSE]

1366
00:47:16,633 --> 00:47:17,267
LOOK, I ONLY USE UBER WHEN I'M

1367
00:47:17,267 --> 00:47:18,101
REALLY HIGH, AND THIS IS

1368
00:47:18,101 --> 00:47:19,203
CONFUSING.

1369
00:47:19,203 --> 00:47:19,903
MY PHONE KEEPS SAYING, "BONG IS

1370
00:47:19,903 --> 00:47:20,504
HERE."

1371
00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:21,471
AND I'M THINKING, "I KNOW MY

1372
00:47:21,471 --> 00:47:24,808
BONG IS HERE.

1373
00:47:24,808 --> 00:47:29,980
WHERE'S THE DRIVER?"

1374
00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:30,881
NEW RULE: UNLESS ONE OF THE

1375
00:47:30,881 --> 00:47:32,416
INGREDIENTS IN YOUR

1376
00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:34,484
LIFE-CHANGING RECIPE IS LSD,

1377
00:47:34,484 --> 00:47:36,186
PLEASE STOP TELLING ME THAT SOME

1378
00:47:36,186 --> 00:47:37,454
DISH YOU MADE IS GOING TO CHANGE

1379
00:47:37,454 --> 00:47:41,959
MY LIFE.

1380
00:47:41,959 --> 00:47:42,693
REALLY?

1381
00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:43,594
THESE 15- MINUTE CABBAGE RECIPES

1382
00:47:43,594 --> 00:47:45,429
ARE GOING TO CHANGE MY LIFE?

1383
00:47:45,429 --> 00:47:47,731
IF I'M EATING THAT MUCH CABBAGE,

1384
00:47:47,731 --> 00:47:55,005
I THINK IT ALREADY HAS.

1385
00:47:55,005 --> 00:47:59,443
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

1386
00:47:59,443 --> 00:48:00,177
BECAUSE IT MEANS I'VE LOST ALL

1387
00:48:00,177 --> 00:48:05,082
MY MONEY AND MOVED TO POLAND.

1388
00:48:05,082 --> 00:48:05,816
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

1389
00:48:05,816 --> 00:48:06,483
NEW RULE: NOW THAT A BEAR IN

1390
00:48:06,483 --> 00:48:07,484
CANADA BROKE INTO A TRUCK AND

1391
00:48:07,484 --> 00:48:08,986
DRANK 69 CANS OF DIFFERENT

1392
00:48:08,986 --> 00:48:09,987
SODAS, BUT WOULDN'T TOUCH THE

1393
00:48:09,987 --> 00:48:18,495
DIET SODA, AUTHORITIES MUST

1394
00:48:18,495 --> 00:48:22,032
RETURN THIS BEAR TO AMERICA.

1395
00:48:22,032 --> 00:48:24,868
BECAUSE HE'S OBVIOUSLY AN

1396
00:48:24,868 --> 00:48:28,272
AMERICAN BEAR-- HE WON'T DRINK

1397
00:48:28,272 --> 00:48:28,538
[LAUGHTER]

1398
00:48:28,538 --> 00:48:29,973
DIET SODA, HE SLEEPS HALF THE

1399
00:48:29,973 --> 00:48:30,941
YEAR AND SHOWS UP AT WALMART NOT

1400
00:48:30,941 --> 00:48:37,347
WEARING ANY PANTS.

1401
00:48:37,347 --> 00:48:41,551
[LAUGHTER]

1402
00:48:41,551 --> 00:48:42,019
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1403
00:48:42,019 --> 00:48:43,053
NEW RULE: SOMEONE HAS TO TAKE

1404
00:48:43,053 --> 00:48:44,621
DONALD TRUMP ASIDE AND LET HIM

1405
00:48:44,621 --> 00:48:45,789
KNOW THAT WHEN HE'S DANCING, HE

1406
00:48:45,789 --> 00:48:46,690
LOOKS LIKE HE'S JERKING OFF TWO

1407
00:48:46,690 --> 00:48:56,333
GUYS AT ONCE.

1408
00:48:56,333 --> 00:48:59,303
[LAUGHTER]

1409
00:48:59,303 --> 00:49:04,708
[APPLAUSE]

1410
00:49:04,708 --> 00:49:05,542
AND DON, YOU'RE A REPUBLICAN.

1411
00:49:05,542 --> 00:49:06,576
YOU ONLY NEED TO JERK OFF ONE

1412
00:49:06,576 --> 00:49:16,153
GUY.

1413
00:49:16,153 --> 00:49:16,820
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

1414
00:49:16,820 --> 00:49:17,454
AND FINALLY, NEW RULE.

1415
00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:18,689
GREAT NEWS ABOUT A NEW AWARD

1416
00:49:18,689 --> 00:49:18,955
SHOW.

1417
00:49:18,955 --> 00:49:22,025
LISTEN TO THIS: ABOUT A YEAR AND

1418
00:49:22,025 --> 00:49:22,826
A HALF AGO, I WAS ASKED TO

1419
00:49:22,826 --> 00:49:24,061
MODERATE A DISCUSSION AT THE

1420
00:49:24,061 --> 00:49:25,629
HOME OF A VERY PROMINENT

1421
00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:26,530
HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER, AND THE

1422
00:49:26,530 --> 00:49:27,864
ATTENDEES THAT NIGHT WAS A WHO'S

1423
00:49:27,864 --> 00:49:30,067
WHO OF A-LISTERS AND STARS.

1424
00:49:30,067 --> 00:49:31,234
IF A BOMB WENT OFF IN THAT ROOM,

1425
00:49:31,234 --> 00:49:32,936
THE'D BE NOTHING ON TV NEXT

1426
00:49:32,936 --> 00:49:34,638
YEAR BUT. WELL, LET'S JUST SAY

1427
00:49:34,638 --> 00:49:38,475
IT WOULD BE A GREAT YEAR FOR

1428
00:49:38,475 --> 00:49:40,110
KEVIN SORBO.

1429
00:49:40,110 --> 00:49:41,611
I CAN'T SAY EXACTLY WHO WAS

1430
00:49:41,611 --> 00:49:42,746
THERE, BUT IF THERE REALLY IS A

1431
00:49:42,746 --> 00:49:43,613
JEWISH SPACE LASER, THESE GUYS

1432
00:49:43,613 --> 00:49:50,020
HAVE THE CODES.

1433
00:49:50,020 --> 00:49:52,155
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

1434
00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:52,956
ANYWAY, THE SUBJECT WE ALL

1435
00:49:52,956 --> 00:49:53,857
WANTED TO TALK ABOUT THAT NIGHT

1436
00:49:53,857 --> 00:49:55,659
WAS CANCEL CULTURE.

1437
00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:56,793
AND IT'S FUNNY, IF THIS WAS TEN

1438
00:49:56,793 --> 00:49:57,961
YEARS AGO, THIS GROUP WOULD HAVE

1439
00:49:57,961 --> 00:49:58,962
BEEN TALKING ABOUT CENSORSHIP

1440
00:49:58,962 --> 00:50:04,034
FROM THE RIGHT.

1441
00:50:04,034 --> 00:50:05,469
BACK THEN IT WAS THE JERRY

1442
00:50:05,469 --> 00:50:08,672
FALWELLS AND PAT ROBERTSONS, THE

1443
00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:09,573
BILL BENNETTS AND RUSH

1444
00:50:09,573 --> 00:50:10,273
LIMBAUGHS, WHO KEPT US UP AT

1445
00:50:10,273 --> 00:50:11,541
NIGHT-- I MEAN, BESIDES THE

1446
00:50:11,541 --> 00:50:14,978
COCAINE.

1447
00:50:14,978 --> 00:50:16,046
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

1448
00:50:16,046 --> 00:50:17,247
THE BOOK BANNERS AND BOYCOTTERS

1449
00:50:17,247 --> 00:50:19,282
THEN WERE REPUBLICANS, LIKE THE

1450
00:50:19,282 --> 00:50:20,417
ONES THAT GOT ME FIRED AFTER

1451
00:50:20,417 --> 00:50:21,418
9/11-- BUT THAT'S IN THE PAST

1452
00:50:21,418 --> 00:50:22,352
NOW.

1453
00:50:22,352 --> 00:50:27,991
AND BY THE PAST, I MEAN FLORIDA.

1454
00:50:27,991 --> 00:50:28,258
[LAUGHTER]

1455
00:50:28,258 --> 00:50:29,826
AND OF COURSE, NOT JUST FLORIDA

1456
00:50:29,826 --> 00:50:31,261
- TODAY'S REPUBLICANS HAVE

1457
00:50:31,261 --> 00:50:32,229
SHOWN THAT WHEN IT COMES TO

1458
00:50:32,229 --> 00:50:33,730
CANCELING, THEY'RE STILL MORE

1459
00:50:33,730 --> 00:50:35,399
THAN CAPABLE.

1460
00:50:35,399 --> 00:50:36,867
THEY CANCELED COLIN KAEPERNICK

1461
00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:38,902
FOR TAKING A KNEE, LIZ CHENEY

1462
00:50:38,902 --> 00:50:39,703
FOR DEFYING TRUMP AND KATHY

1463
00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:42,139
GRIFFIN FOR PERFORMANCE ART.

1464
00:50:42,139 --> 00:50:44,474
JUST LAST WEEK, THE REDNECK

1465
00:50:44,474 --> 00:50:46,243
ROYALTY OF THE MUSIC WORLD THREW

1466
00:50:46,243 --> 00:50:47,577
A HISSY FIT BECAUSE THEY THINK

1467
00:50:47,577 --> 00:50:49,246
ANHEUSER-BUSCH IS TRYING TO TURN

1468
00:50:49,246 --> 00:50:54,785
THEIR BEER GAY.

1469
00:50:54,785 --> 00:50:58,588
FUCK ANHEUSER-BUSCH!

1470
00:50:58,588 --> 00:50:59,256
[LAUGHTER]

1471
00:50:59,256 --> 00:51:00,791
Bill: THERE'S NO GETTING

1472
00:51:00,791 --> 00:51:01,458
AROUND THE FACT WHAT WAS ON THE

1473
00:51:01,458 --> 00:51:04,161
MIND OF THE LIBERALS THAT NIGHT

1474
00:51:04,161 --> 00:51:06,329
IN BRENTWOOD-- OR WHEREVER WE

1475
00:51:06,329 --> 00:51:09,232
MAY HAVE BEEN--

1476
00:51:09,232 --> 00:51:09,499
[LAUGHTER]

1477
00:51:09,499 --> 00:51:10,033
WAS THAT THE

1478
00:51:10,033 --> 00:51:11,101
MOST POWERFUL WITCH HUNTERS NOW

1479
00:51:11,101 --> 00:51:11,902
WERE COMING FROM TWITTER, THE

1480
00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:12,602
IVY LEAGUE, AND THE

1481
00:51:12,602 --> 00:51:13,837
"PROGRESSIVE" LEFT.

1482
00:51:13,837 --> 00:51:14,805
J.K.

1483
00:51:14,805 --> 00:51:16,273
ROWLING USED TO BE A VILLAIN TO

1484
00:51:16,273 --> 00:51:17,641
THE RIGHT BECAUSE SHE WROTE

1485
00:51:17,641 --> 00:51:19,242
BOOKS ABOUT WITCHCRAFT.

1486
00:51:19,242 --> 00:51:20,277
NOW SHE'S A VILLAIN TO THE LEFT

1487
00:51:20,277 --> 00:51:22,846
BECAUSE SHE HAS THIS CRAZY

1488
00:51:22,846 --> 00:51:26,450
BEEF THAT THERE'S MORE TO

1489
00:51:26,450 --> 00:51:27,317
BEING A WOMAN THAN PRONOUNS AND

1490
00:51:27,317 --> 00:51:28,685
LIPSTICK.

1491
00:51:28,685 --> 00:51:30,253
SO THAT WAS THE POINT OF THE

1492
00:51:30,253 --> 00:51:31,054
EVENING: HOW DO WE TAKE A STAND

1493
00:51:31,054 --> 00:51:32,456
AGAINST CANCEL CULTURE.

1494
00:51:32,456 --> 00:51:34,124
AND I SUGGESTED, SINCE WE WERE

1495
00:51:34,124 --> 00:51:35,659
MOSTLY ALL IN SHOW BUSINESS,

1496
00:51:35,659 --> 00:51:37,227
THAT WE START AN AWARDS SHOW TO

1497
00:51:37,227 --> 00:51:38,361
HONOR THE BRAVE PEOPLE WHO HAVE

1498
00:51:38,361 --> 00:51:44,501
FOUGHT BACK.

1499
00:51:44,501 --> 00:51:46,236
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1500
00:51:46,236 --> 00:51:48,572
THE IDEA WAS MET WITH GREAT

1501
00:51:48,572 --> 00:51:50,373
ENTHUSIASM BY EVERYONE, AND IN

1502
00:51:50,373 --> 00:51:51,475
SHORT ORDER DIFFERENT PEOPLE

1503
00:51:51,475 --> 00:51:52,375
WERE SUGGESTING THE WAYS THAT

1504
00:51:52,375 --> 00:51:53,376
THEIR VARIED TALENTS COULD BE

1505
00:51:53,376 --> 00:51:54,945
PUT TO USE.

1506
00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:56,546
AND THEN OF COURSE, BEING

1507
00:51:56,546 --> 00:51:59,249
HOLLYWOOD, NOTHING HAPPENED.

1508
00:51:59,249 --> 00:52:00,217
BUT IT'S STILL A GOOD IDEA, SO

1509
00:52:00,217 --> 00:52:02,686
I'M GONNA DO IT RIGHT HERE,

1510
00:52:02,686 --> 00:52:03,720
RIGHT NOW-- AND NOT ONLY THAT,

1511
00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:04,821
WE'RE GOING TO DO IT HERE EVERY

1512
00:52:04,821 --> 00:52:10,260
YEAR!

1513
00:52:10,260 --> 00:52:10,727
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1514
00:52:10,727 --> 00:52:11,862
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW

1515
00:52:11,862 --> 00:52:13,830
THE EMMYS, YOU KNOW THE GRAMMYS,

1516
00:52:13,830 --> 00:52:15,732
YOU KNOW THE TONYS-- NOW SAY

1517
00:52:15,732 --> 00:52:21,071
HELLO TO THE COJONES!

1518
00:52:21,071 --> 00:52:21,538
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1519
00:52:21,538 --> 00:52:22,105
TONIGHT, FROM HOLLYWOOD.

1520
00:52:22,105 --> 00:52:25,008
THE FIRST ANNUAL COJONES AWARDS.

1521
00:52:25,008 --> 00:52:26,176
HONORING OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT

1522
00:52:26,176 --> 00:52:29,312
IN GROWING A PAIR.

1523
00:52:29,312 --> 00:52:31,715
AND NOW HERE'S YOUR HOST, BILL

1524
00:52:31,715 --> 00:52:40,056
MAHER.

1525
00:52:40,056 --> 00:52:43,560
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1526
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:46,630
Bill: THANK YOU.

1527
00:52:46,630 --> 00:52:47,264
Bill: THANK YOU, AND WELCOME

1528
00:52:47,264 --> 00:52:47,931
TO THE COJONES, I'M YOUR MASTER

1529
00:52:47,931 --> 00:52:48,565
OF CEREMONIES, AND IF YOU'RE

1530
00:52:48,565 --> 00:52:49,499
TRIGGERED BY THE WORD "MASTER,"

1531
00:52:49,499 --> 00:52:52,135
YOU'RE IN THE WRONG ROOM.

1532
00:52:52,135 --> 00:53:00,010
TONIGHT WE PRESENT TSE SOLID

1533
00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:01,811
BRASS BALLS TO THE INDIVIDUALS

1534
00:53:01,811 --> 00:53:03,179
AND ORGANIZATIONS WHO OTHERS

1535
00:53:03,179 --> 00:53:04,781
HAVE TRIED TO SILENCE AND WHO

1536
00:53:04,781 --> 00:53:05,815
ANSWERED, "THAT'S NOT A RULE,

1537
00:53:05,815 --> 00:53:09,252
FUCK YOU."

1538
00:53:09,252 --> 00:53:11,054
OUR FIRST AWARD GOES TO THE

1539
00:53:11,054 --> 00:53:12,455
PRESIDENOF MY ALMA MATER,

1540
00:53:12,455 --> 00:53:14,724
CORNELL UNIVERSITY, MARTHA

1541
00:53:14,724 --> 00:53:14,958
POLLACK.

1542
00:53:14,958 --> 00:53:17,627
THIS MONTH, STUDENTS THERE

1543
00:53:17,627 --> 00:53:19,496
DEMANDED TRIGGER WARNINGS BEFORE

1544
00:53:19,496 --> 00:53:21,331
ALL LECTURES, IN CASE ANY OF THE

1545
00:53:21,331 --> 00:53:23,366
ADULT SUBJECTS YOU SPECIFICALLY

1546
00:53:23,366 --> 00:53:26,603
WENT TO COLLEGE TO LEARN ABOUT

1547
00:53:26,603 --> 00:53:28,238
CAME UP, AND MARTHA SAID, "YEAH,

1548
00:53:28,238 --> 00:53:30,440
NO-- WE'RE NOT DOING THAT."

1549
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:35,946
SHE DIDN'T CAVE IN OR HIRE A NEW

1550
00:53:35,946 --> 00:53:37,013
DEAN OF SENSITIVITY, SHE JUST

1551
00:53:37,013 --> 00:53:37,280
[APPLAUSE]

1552
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:38,715
SAID NOPE, COLLEGE IS FOR

1553
00:53:38,715 --> 00:53:39,983
INTRODUCING YOU TO NEW IDEAS,

1554
00:53:39,983 --> 00:53:41,818
NOT FOR KISSING YOUR ASS AND

1555
00:53:41,818 --> 00:53:43,086
MAKING YOU FEEL WONDERFUL AND

1556
00:53:43,086 --> 00:53:50,393
ALWAYS RIGHT-- YOU'RE THINKING

1557
00:53:50,393 --> 00:53:50,860
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1558
00:53:50,860 --> 00:53:55,599
OF BRUNCH WITH YOUR PARENTS.

1559
00:53:55,599 --> 00:53:57,200
[LAUGHTER]

1560
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:57,667
I'M AMAZED AT HOW THIS

1561
00:53:57,667 --> 00:53:58,702
GENERATION CAN SIMULTANEOUSLY BE

1562
00:53:58,702 --> 00:54:00,704
TOO SENSITIVE FOR ANYTHING

1563
00:54:00,704 --> 00:54:02,672
DISTASTEFUL AND SOMEHOW ALSO SO

1564
00:54:02,672 --> 00:54:07,477
INTO EATING ASS.

1565
00:54:07,477 --> 00:54:09,713
SO CORNELL, I PRESENT YOU WITH

1566
00:54:09,713 --> 00:54:10,947
THESE BALLS-- I SURE COULD HAVE

1567
00:54:10,947 --> 00:54:18,288
USED THEM WHEN I WAS THERE.

1568
00:54:18,288 --> 00:54:18,755
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1569
00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:19,889
OUR NEXT AWARD GOES TO THE PLACE

1570
00:54:19,889 --> 00:54:21,925
WHERE MANY CORNELL GRADS WILL BE

1571
00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:29,332
WORKING NEXT YEAR, TRADER JOES

1572
00:54:29,332 --> 00:54:31,835
[LAUGHTER]

1573
00:54:31,835 --> 00:54:32,736
- WHO FOR YEARS HAVE BEEN

1574
00:54:32,736 --> 00:54:33,703
SELLING A LINE OF ETHNICALLY

1575
00:54:33,703 --> 00:54:38,375
THEMED PRODUCTS-- TRADING. ON

1576
00:54:38,375 --> 00:54:38,642
[LAUGHTER]

1577
00:54:38,642 --> 00:54:40,143
THE NAME JOE.

1578
00:54:40,143 --> 00:54:41,311
FOR EXAMPLE, THEY HAVE TRADER

1579
00:54:41,311 --> 00:54:44,214
JOSE'S BEER.

1580
00:54:44,214 --> 00:54:46,716
SO OF COURSE ONE TEENAGER ON

1581
00:54:46,716 --> 00:54:48,351
TWITTER HEARD THE WORD "JOSE"

1582
00:54:48,351 --> 00:54:49,786
AND SAID IT WAS RACIST, AND THEN

1583
00:54:49,786 --> 00:54:53,289
TRADER JOES MANAGEMENT DID THE

1584
00:54:53,289 --> 00:54:54,658
RIGHT THING: THEY BURNT DOWN ALL

1585
00:54:54,658 --> 00:54:55,325
THEIR STORES AND KILLED

1586
00:54:55,325 --> 00:55:00,597
THEMSELVES.

1587
00:55:00,597 --> 00:55:04,634
[LAUGHTER]

1588
00:55:04,634 --> 00:55:05,635
[APPLAUSE]

1589
00:55:05,635 --> 00:55:07,470
NO THEY DIDN'T-- THEY SAID FUCK

1590
00:55:07,470 --> 00:55:14,110
OFF YOU OVERSENSITIVE LITTLE

1591
00:55:14,110 --> 00:55:16,646
SHITS, GET A LIFE AND A SENSE OF

1592
00:55:16,646 --> 00:55:17,113
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1593
00:55:17,113 --> 00:55:18,715
HUMOR, AND RELEASED THIS

1594
00:55:18,715 --> 00:55:20,316
STATEMENT: "WE DISAGREE THAT ANY

1595
00:55:20,316 --> 00:55:21,551
OF THESE LABELS ARE RACIST AND

1596
00:55:21,551 --> 00:55:22,719
WE DO NOT MAKE DECISIONS BASED

1597
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:25,889
ON PETITIONS."

1598
00:55:25,889 --> 00:55:30,593
YOU SEE HOW EASY IT IS?

1599
00:55:30,593 --> 00:55:31,061
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1600
00:55:31,061 --> 00:55:31,661
SO TO THE HOME OF THE 19-CENT

1601
00:55:31,661 --> 00:55:32,395
BANANA.

1602
00:55:32,395 --> 00:55:40,637
HERE, HAVE SOME NUTS.

1603
00:55:40,637 --> 00:55:41,104
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1604
00:55:41,104 --> 00:55:42,072
THIS NEXT COJONE GOES TO A MAN

1605
00:55:42,072 --> 00:55:43,473
WHO'S DEAR TO MY HEART FOR

1606
00:55:43,473 --> 00:55:46,576
STANDING UP FOR STANDUP.

1607
00:55:46,576 --> 00:55:48,311
WHEN DOZENS OF NETFLIX EMPLOYEES

1608
00:55:48,311 --> 00:55:50,246
WALKED OUT OVER DAVE CHAPPELLE'S

1609
00:55:50,246 --> 00:55:51,648
RECKLESS DECISION TO PERFORM

1610
00:55:51,648 --> 00:55:56,820
COMEDY ON HIS COMEDY SPECIAL,

1611
00:55:56,820 --> 00:55:59,255
CEO TED SARANDOS COULD HAVE

1612
00:55:59,255 --> 00:56:02,058
PULLED THE SPECIAL AND REPLACED

1613
00:56:02,058 --> 00:56:04,527
IT WITH MORE EPISODES OF "WHO

1614
00:56:04,527 --> 00:56:05,328
WANTS TO WATCH KOREANS GET

1615
00:56:05,328 --> 00:56:12,268
KILLED?"

1616
00:56:12,268 --> 00:56:14,938
[LAUGHTER]

1617
00:56:14,938 --> 00:56:15,205
[APPLAUSE]

1618
00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:15,839
BUT INSTEAD HE REMINDED HIS

1619
00:56:15,839 --> 00:56:17,474
NETFLIX EMPLOYEES THAT COMEDY

1620
00:56:17,474 --> 00:56:19,042
"EXISTS TO PUSH BOUNDARIES" AND

1621
00:56:19,042 --> 00:56:20,810
TOLD THEM "IF YOU'D FIND IT HARD

1622
00:56:20,810 --> 00:56:23,446
TO SUPPORT OUR CONTENT BREADTH,

1623
00:56:23,446 --> 00:56:24,280
NETFLIX MAY NOT BE THE BEST

1624
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:33,556
PLACE FOR YOU."

1625
00:56:33,556 --> 00:56:35,692
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1626
00:56:35,692 --> 00:56:37,093
FOR MAKING THE PHRASE "DON'T LET

1627
00:56:37,093 --> 00:56:38,128
THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS"

1628
00:56:38,128 --> 00:56:39,129
NEVER SOUND BETTER, THIS IS FOR

1629
00:56:39,129 --> 00:56:52,008
YOU.

1630
00:56:52,008 --> 00:56:55,645
WHEN MOVIE LOVERS GET TOGETHER

1631
00:56:55,645 --> 00:56:56,613
THESE DAYS ONE PHRASE THAT COMES

1632
00:56:56,613 --> 00:57:02,485
UP A LOT AND ALWAYS MAKES ME SAD

1633
00:57:02,485 --> 00:57:02,619
IS

1634
00:57:02,619 --> 00:57:04,354
MAKES ME SAD IS, "YOU COULDN'T

1635
00:57:04,354 --> 00:57:05,221
MAKE THAT ONE TODAY."

1636
00:57:05,221 --> 00:57:05,922
TOP OF THAT LIST IS THE GREAT

1637
00:57:05,922 --> 00:57:06,923
TROPIC THUNDER, WHICH THE SCOLDS

1638
00:57:06,923 --> 00:57:08,224
HAVE BEEN AFTER FOR YEARS.

1639
00:57:08,224 --> 00:57:08,958
IN FEBRUARY, BEN STILLER

1640
00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:09,926
TWEETED: "I MAKE NO APOLOGIES

1641
00:57:09,926 --> 00:57:10,960
FOR TROPIC THUNDER.

1642
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:11,895
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A CONTROVERSIAL

1643
00:57:11,895 --> 00:57:12,796
MOVIE SINCE WHEN WE OPENED.

1644
00:57:12,796 --> 00:57:13,696
PROUD OF IT AND THE WORK

1645
00:57:13,696 --> 00:57:15,365
ERYONE DID ON IT."

1646
00:57:15,365 --> 00:57:16,366
SEE, PEOPLE?

1647
00:57:16,366 --> 00:57:22,038
IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

1648
00:57:22,038 --> 00:57:22,505
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1649
00:57:22,505 --> 00:57:23,106
HE SAID IT, AND HE STILL GOT A

1650
00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:27,043
COMMERCIAL.

1651
00:57:27,043 --> 00:57:27,310
[LAUGHTER]

1652
00:57:27,310 --> 00:57:28,311
D THE LESSON?

1653
00:57:28,311 --> 00:57:30,113
IF YOU STAND UP TO THE MOB FOR

1654
00:57:30,113 --> 00:57:31,314
JUST A DAY OR TWO, THEIR

1655
00:57:31,314 --> 00:57:32,882
SHALLOW, IMPATIENT, IMMATURE,

1656
00:57:32,882 --> 00:57:35,285
SMART-PHONE DRIVEN GERBIL MINDS

1657
00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:36,319
WILL FORGET ABOUT IT AND GO ON

1658
00:57:36,319 --> 00:57:38,755
TO THE NEXT NOTHING BURGER--

1659
00:57:38,755 --> 00:57:39,923
AND YOU, YOU WILL STILL HAVE

1660
00:57:39,923 --> 00:57:45,795
YOUR COJONES!

1661
00:57:45,795 --> 00:57:46,262
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1662
00:57:46,262 --> 00:57:46,896
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

1663
00:57:46,896 --> 00:57:47,630
THAT'S OUR SHOW.

1664
00:57:47,630 --> 00:57:48,865
I'LL BE AT THE MGM NATIONAL

1665
00:57:48,865 --> 00:57:50,266
HARBOR IN D.C.

1666
00:57:50,266 --> 00:57:51,134
APRIL 22ND, THE MET IN

1667
00:57:51,134 --> 00:57:52,035
PHILADELPHIA, JUNE 3RD, AND THE

1668
00:57:52,035 --> 00:57:52,936
MGM GRAND IN VEGAS JUNE 16TH AND

1669
00:57:52,936 --> 00:57:58,241
17TH.

1670
00:57:58,241 --> 00:58:04,814
I WANT TO THANK-- CATCH US

1671
00:58:04,814 --> 00:58:06,049
SATURDAY MORNING ON YOUTUBE.

1672
00:58:06,049 --> 00:58:09,819
THANK YOU, FOLKS.

1673
00:58:09,819 --> 00:58:20,697
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1674
00:58:20,697 --> 00:58:29,505
♪ ♪

1675
00:58:29,505 --> 00:58:34,978
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

1676
00:58:34,978 --> 00:58:36,045
♪ ♪