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>> Previously on "RuPaul's Drag

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Race."

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You need to survive the biggest

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drag disaster of all time...

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the Rupocalypse.

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>> Aah!

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>> Whose shit is falling apart?

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>> Jiggly's costume is a hot

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mess.

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>> RuPAUL: Jiggly Caliente.

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Lashauwn Beyond.

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The Princess.

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Sharon Needles.

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>> This is my kind of ghoul.

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>> Condragulations,

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you are the winner

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of this challenge.

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>> Thank you.

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>> I'm just in disbelief

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that I'm here.

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>> Bitch, you're here.

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>> Yeah, honey, you better snap

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out of it.

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Play to win.

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Jiggly Caliente.

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Shanté, you stay.

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>> Thank you.

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>> Alisa Summers...

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sashay away.

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And tonight you'll be

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transforming yourselves into

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wrestlers, trashiest fighters.

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The dolls throw down.

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>> Get out!

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You're fake assholes!

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Get out of here!

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>> RuPAUL: And take flight.

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>> Chicago, bitch!

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>> Aah!

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With extra-special guest

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judges NBA stars Rick Fox and

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John Salley.

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The winner of "RuPaul's Drag

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Race" will receive a lifetime

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supply of NYX Cosmetics; a

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Absolut Vodka, cocktails

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perfected; and a cash prize

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of $100,000.

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And may the best woman win.

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>> * "RuPaul's Drag Race"

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>> Start your engines

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>> "RuPaul's Drag Race"

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>> May the best woman win

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>> "RuPaul's Drag Race"

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>> Start your engines

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>> "RuPaul's Drag Race"

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>> May the best woman win

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>> Best woman win *

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>> That's gorgeous.

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>> Good morning, cluckers.

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>> DIDA: We walk in the work

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room this morning, and we see

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Alisa's message.

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It was kind of sad.

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I mean, it was official.

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Week by week, we're all gonna be

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going home.

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>> LaQUEER: "Keep it cute,

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ladies.

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Shady sisters forever.

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Love, Alisa."

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>> Look what you've done.

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>> That's what you've done,

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baby.

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>> It was either her or me, and

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I was not going home.

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>> Phi Phi: Let's take a vote.

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Can we switch Jiggly for Alisa?

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>> Woo!

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>> Hey!

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>> [laughter]

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>> JIGGLY: Me in the bottom two

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shook me.

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I feel like there's a target on

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the back of my head, and all

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these bitches are trying to

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assassinate me.

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>> They're calling you the

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silent killer, bitch, because

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everybody thought she was gonna

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win the challenge.

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>> LASHAUWN: I mean, I did think

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I was gonna win, but I

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understand why I didn't win.

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I mean, I'm too quiet.

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>> You're too quiet.

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>> LASHAUWN: I was quiet because

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I was trying to focus.

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And my strategy isn't going to

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change because I know that I

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prepare the package to beat

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these girls, so I mean, I'm

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fine.

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>> Think up...

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>> Can everybody hear me?

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>> [siren blares]

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>> RuPAUL: Oh, girl, you've got

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shemail.

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>> Woo!

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>> Hello, dolls.

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>> Hi, Ru.

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>> I've come to pump you up, and

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I don't mean your lips.

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So get ready to beat your mug.

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Home on the runway!

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And fight for the spotlight.

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It's time for some necessary

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roughness, but remember,

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just anything but the face.

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I'll get the money, mister,

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just--just don't hurt my face,

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please.

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>> [laughter]

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>> Hello, hello, hello!

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>> Hi!

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>> RuPAUL: Hi.

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Now, ladies, as you know,

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padding is the foundation of

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drag.

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A queen's girlish figure depends

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on it.

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For today's mini-challenge, I

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want you to make an ass of

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yourself.

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Literally.

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Oh, pit crew!

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Woo!

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>> [applause]

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>> RuPAUL: You have 30 minutes

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to put all this junk in your

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trunk.

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I'm dividing you into three

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groups, and the one queen from

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each group with the juiciest ass

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will win.

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Ready, set, stuff!

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>> Oh!

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>> Get it!

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>> Oh!

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>> Don't pick over my packing

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peanuts.

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>> I make fierce pads, but

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this ain't how I usually make my

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pads, y'all.

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>> Thirty minutes is not enough.

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You need at least a good hour to

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even start making pads.

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>> When making your ass, always

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draw the shape of Africa.

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>> That's it.

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>> Or as Latrice would say, the

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homeland.

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>> I'm Polynesian.

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Get it straight, honey.

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>> I thought we were doing an

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athletic challenge, so I'm in a

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jock.

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Sorry about it.

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>> Ok, ladykins, time's up.

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All right, Apple Bottoms.

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Now, Jiggly is serving cellulite

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realness.

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>> JIGGLY: Guys, looks how real

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this is.

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>> RuPAUL: Now walk that ass.

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Bottom's up.

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Shake it, don't break it.

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Phi Phi O'Hara, now that's what

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I call a power bottom.

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Seems like your pants are coming

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down, Madame.

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>> What?

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>> [laughter]

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>> Madame?

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>> RuPAUL: Next up, the Ghetto

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Booties.

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Make it pop.

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Now walk.

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Hips don't lie, but that ass do.

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Girl, can I get some fries with

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that shake?

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Damn!

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>> I had a proper ghetto bootie,

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and I was the only one wearing

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lipstick.

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>> RuPAUL: Next up the

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Badonkadonks.

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>> A badonkadonk bootie, it's

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like a whole bunch of

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donkadonkadonka...

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>> RuPAUL: Now walk.

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Ass everywhere.

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Ass everywhere.

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Ass everywhere.

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Ooh, two scoops.

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Ladies, all y'all is sassy

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assassins, but three of you

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really killed it.

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The winners of this

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mini-challenge are...

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Miss Phi Phi O'Hara.

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>> Woo!

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>> Miss Willam.

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Miss Chad Michaels.

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>> Hey.

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>> Condragulations.

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If I were you, I'd hold on tight

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to my padded ass because for

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this week's main challenge,

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you'll be transforming

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yourselves into wrestlers,

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trashiest fighters.

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The luscious ladies of the WTF.

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>> Yeah!

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>> Woo!

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>> I am a big bitch.

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Who is gonna outwrestle me?

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Nobody.

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>> Oh, my God.

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I am not athletic at all.

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>> RuPAUL: This week you'll need

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to flex your charisma,

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uniqueness, nerve, and talent to

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become over-the-top wrestling

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characters.

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You'll compete in teams.

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Phi Phi O'Hara, Willam, Chad

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Michaels, since you won the

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mini-challenge, you are team

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captains.

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You get to pick your queens

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starting with Phi Phi.

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>> I'd have to go with Latrice.

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>> Pound it, yes!

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Boom!

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>> Dida.

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>> I will take Milan.

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>> Yeah!

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>> Come on out, baby.

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>> Kenya.

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>> Rarh! Rarh! Ha!

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>> Huh!

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>> Princess.

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>> Miss Needles.

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>> I am a knockout.

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>> [laughter]

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>> Oh, ow.

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>> PHI PHI: I didn't want Jiggly

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or Madame LaQueer because

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they're always complaining that

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their feet hurt or they don't

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want to do active stuff.

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Lashauwn.

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>> Grr!

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>> PHI PHI: There we go.

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>> All right, Willam, it's

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between Jiggly and Madame

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LaQueer.

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>> JIGGLY: I'm just praying,

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please pick me, pick me, pick

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me, pick me.

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>> Jiggly.

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>> Huh! Huh!

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Hwah!

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>> [cheering]

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>> All right, so that means that

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Chad gets Madame LaQueer.

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>> It feels kind of weird being,

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like, the last pick, you know,

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the weird boy, but I'm used to

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it, though.

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>> Each team needs to decide

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which two will play the

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Heroines, or the Faces, and

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which two will play the

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Villains, or the Heels.

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In a moment you'll meet three

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pros who will coach you in the

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art of wrestling.

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Gentlemen, start your engines.

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And may the best woman win.

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>> LaQUEER: Mama, you got a

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great team here.

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>> CHAD: I know, that's why I

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picked it.

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>> There's something very

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important.

301
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I had a previous injury, my

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right ankle.

303
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I hurt my right ankle doing a

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show.

305
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I didn't saw the step, and my

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ankle goes click, and suddenly I

307
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couldn't walk.

308
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>> So are you gonna be ok?

309
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I mean, like, with your ankle?

310
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>> Don't worry about my ankle.

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>> CHAD: I am gonna worry about

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it because it's important.

313
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If your ankle is hurting and you

314
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can't do something, you need to

315
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let me know because I can't read

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your mind.

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>> RuPAUL: Coming up.

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>> Oh!

319
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>> Put me down!

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Oh! Wait!

321
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>> Oh! Ouch!

322
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>> RuPAUL: Ha ha!

323
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>> RuPAUL: Ha ha!

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>> WILLAM: I'm so happy with

325
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this team.

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>> Phi Phi: I know, I'm excited.

327
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>> WILLAM: This challenge

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includes a lot of steps.

329
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We have to come up with a

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back-story, looks, costumes,

331
00:09:41,467 --> 00:09:44,067
moves, everything.

332
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I'm really good at falling

333
00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:46,600
and being, like, stunted.

334
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I do stairs.

335
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I can do anything.

336
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I'm really excited because I

337
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usually play people who get beat

338
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up, and I got my ass kicked on

339
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every major network.

340
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>> And we just make sure that we

341
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attitude, attitude, attitude.

342
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>> PRINCESS: Wrestling isn't

343
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my thing.

344
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:01,967
I'm not a violent person.

345
00:10:02,033 --> 00:10:04,300
So I'm a little concerned.

346
00:10:04,367 --> 00:10:05,467
>> We're gonna ace this, guys.

347
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We're gonna kick their ass.

348
00:10:11,967 --> 00:10:13,067
>> PHI PHI: So our challenge is

349
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to become wrestlers.

350
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We're the first team to go up

351
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and practice.

352
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,433
And I see three humongous dudes

353
00:10:18,433 --> 00:10:20,567
just going at each other.

354
00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:22,933
Oh, my God, this is real.

355
00:10:22,933 --> 00:10:23,900
>> Oh!

356
00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:25,133
>> Oh!

357
00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,233
>> I'm Hollywood's Own Joey

358
00:10:26,233 --> 00:10:27,233
Ryan.

359
00:10:27,233 --> 00:10:28,767
>> Yo soy Hector "El Chido"

360
00:10:28,767 --> 00:10:30,100
Canales.

361
00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:31,133
>> I'm Mr. K.O.S., the King of

362
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Submissions, Ryan Taylor.

363
00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:35,467
>> Let's now get into a little

364
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bit of the choreography.

365
00:10:38,033 --> 00:10:40,067
Go ahead and throw her on the...

366
00:10:40,067 --> 00:10:40,733
>> Oh!

367
00:10:40,733 --> 00:10:41,567
>> You're gonna catch her and

368
00:10:41,567 --> 00:10:42,233
fall.

369
00:10:42,233 --> 00:10:43,433
>> Oh!

370
00:10:43,433 --> 00:10:45,233
>> Bitch, heavy!

371
00:10:45,233 --> 00:10:46,400
>> Then you fall on your back.

372
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,367
>> Oh, my God!

373
00:10:47,367 --> 00:10:48,367
>> Fall, bitch.

374
00:10:48,367 --> 00:10:49,767
>> As safely as possible.

375
00:10:52,633 --> 00:10:56,367
>> Oh, my god!

376
00:10:56,367 --> 00:10:57,133
>> PHI PHI: I'm worried

377
00:10:57,133 --> 00:10:57,967
Lashauwn's not gonna actually

378
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get the concept of what she has

379
00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:00,667
to do here.

380
00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:02,333
Come on, girl, come on.

381
00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:03,600
>> Attack!

382
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:04,967
>> Oh!

383
00:11:04,967 --> 00:11:06,067
>> Uh!

384
00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:06,833
>> LASHAUWN: Every one of my

385
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:07,767
group's personalities are so

386
00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:08,500
loud.

387
00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:09,567
Aha!

388
00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:11,400
And I'm not really like that.

389
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,467
I'm really quiet and, you know,

390
00:11:13,533 --> 00:11:14,800
soft.

391
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,867
Oh!

392
00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:18,267
>> [laughter]

393
00:11:18,267 --> 00:11:21,133
Oh, god, Latrice.

394
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,633
>> JOEY: So the bad guys make

395
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their entrance.

396
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:24,800
They cannot care less about the

397
00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:25,800
audience, right?

398
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:26,767
Make us hate you.

399
00:11:26,767 --> 00:11:28,133
Be yourself.

400
00:11:28,133 --> 00:11:29,133
>> JIGGLY: I got this.

401
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,867
This is cake.

402
00:11:30,933 --> 00:11:31,633
Fuck y'all!

403
00:11:31,633 --> 00:11:32,600
I don't give a shit!

404
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,800
New York motherfuckers,

405
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,700
Brooklyn!

406
00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:37,567
>> Jiggly was very aggressive.

407
00:11:37,567 --> 00:11:38,533
>> Fuck y'all!

408
00:11:38,533 --> 00:11:39,700
I got this shit!

409
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:40,567
>> And I was like, girl, take it

410
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:41,600
down a notch.

411
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,267
>> New York, baby!

412
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,833
>> I'm not from New York.

413
00:11:44,833 --> 00:11:46,267
>> JIGGLY: Oh, well...

414
00:11:46,267 --> 00:11:48,900
>> And you were good, too.

415
00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:49,867
Princess is good in closed

416
00:11:49,867 --> 00:11:50,800
captioning while she's in

417
00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,700
stereo.

418
00:11:52,767 --> 00:11:54,333
>> RYAN: We'll demonstrate some

419
00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:55,433
holds for you.

420
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:59,567
We were thinking of a body slam.

421
00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:01,333
>> Oh!

422
00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:02,133
>> Do any of you guys have a

423
00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:03,233
problem with that?

424
00:12:03,233 --> 00:12:03,967
>> LAQUEER: I'm concerned that

425
00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:05,567
something could happen with my

426
00:12:05,567 --> 00:12:08,600
ankle and making our team lose.

427
00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:09,500
I have a lot to be nervous

428
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,667
about.

429
00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,733
>> All right, come on and dance.

430
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:14,900
My damn face is sick of looking

431
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,067
at you.

432
00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:16,833
>> Ah!

433
00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:18,467
>> Oh!

434
00:12:18,467 --> 00:12:20,333
>> Get her up!

435
00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:22,133
>> Ooh...

436
00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:23,433
>> Take your time, slow.

437
00:12:23,433 --> 00:12:24,133
>> Put me down.

438
00:12:24,133 --> 00:12:24,933
>> Good.

439
00:12:24,933 --> 00:12:26,133
>> Oh!

440
00:12:26,133 --> 00:12:28,167
>> Uh!

441
00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:29,533
Ouch!

442
00:12:29,533 --> 00:12:31,233
>> You ok?

443
00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:32,100
>> MILAN: I'm nervous about

444
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:33,133
Madame LaQueer.

445
00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,833
She's not as physical as the

446
00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:36,100
rest of us.

447
00:12:36,167 --> 00:12:38,367
She really has to push, push,

448
00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:39,900
and push through it.

449
00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:42,600
>> Ow!

450
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,967
>> Hello, hello, hello.

451
00:12:44,967 --> 00:12:46,867
>> Hi, Ru!

452
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,433
>> Well, team Phi Phi O'Hara.

453
00:12:49,433 --> 00:12:50,600
>> Yes.

454
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:53,067
>> Which team is the Faces?

455
00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:54,700
>> It would be me and Lashauwn.

456
00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:55,867
>> So of course these two are

457
00:12:55,867 --> 00:12:56,933
the Heels.

458
00:12:56,933 --> 00:12:58,200
What is your story?

459
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,133
>> They gave us the wrong

460
00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:01,800
treatment, and we grew beards,

461
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:02,867
and we're a little bitter about

462
00:13:02,867 --> 00:13:03,800
that.

463
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:04,567
>> Are you actually gonna be

464
00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:05,533
wearing beards?

465
00:13:05,533 --> 00:13:06,567
>> Yes.

466
00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:07,567
>> You know, that concerns me a

467
00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:09,133
little bit because the luscious

468
00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:11,767
ladies of the WTF need to be

469
00:13:11,767 --> 00:13:13,067
beautiful.

470
00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:14,267
>> I think our story will get

471
00:13:14,267 --> 00:13:16,133
across, and it's not that--

472
00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:16,967
>> RuPAUL: But you're not the

473
00:13:16,967 --> 00:13:17,867
one who's gonna be looking

474
00:13:17,867 --> 00:13:20,533
hideous, are you, darling?

475
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:21,933
People watch wrestling because

476
00:13:21,933 --> 00:13:22,967
they want to be excited, they

477
00:13:22,967 --> 00:13:24,933
want to be turned on, they want

478
00:13:24,933 --> 00:13:25,867
beauty.

479
00:13:25,867 --> 00:13:26,900
Now, Lashauwn, can you give me a

480
00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:28,167
little taste of what your good

481
00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:30,300
guy says?

482
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:31,333
>> [falsetto] I'm gonna kick

483
00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:33,967
your ass.

484
00:13:33,967 --> 00:13:34,800
>> RuPAUL: In wrestling, the

485
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,633
good guys are just as loud and

486
00:13:36,633 --> 00:13:38,333
obnoxious as the bad guys.

487
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:39,533
Is it fair to say that you're

488
00:13:39,533 --> 00:13:40,467
still working on it and you

489
00:13:40,467 --> 00:13:41,233
haven't--

490
00:13:41,233 --> 00:13:41,900
>> Yeah, we are still

491
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:42,633
working on it.

492
00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:43,533
>> RuPAUL: You're not done?

493
00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:44,233
>> Yeah, we are.

494
00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:45,067
>> I'm gonna let you get back to

495
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:45,767
it.

496
00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:46,600
All right.

497
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,067
>> Bye, Ru.

498
00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:49,233
>> RuPAUL: Team Willam, what's

499
00:13:49,233 --> 00:13:50,467
going on?

500
00:13:50,467 --> 00:13:53,400
Who on your team are the Faces?

501
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,300
Ha ha!

502
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:56,333
Now, what are you costumes gonna

503
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,333
be like?

504
00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:58,700
Was that something that you made

505
00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,067
or you already had?

506
00:14:00,067 --> 00:14:00,900
>> We just embellished on top of

507
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:01,800
it.

508
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,967
>> And I'm embellishing on top

509
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,267
of mine as well.

510
00:14:04,267 --> 00:14:05,167
>> Jiggly, you took some heat

511
00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:07,067
last week for your costume.

512
00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:08,200
>> Yeah.

513
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,100
>> RuPAUL: You know, we are

514
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:10,967
looking for the luscious ladies

515
00:14:10,967 --> 00:14:12,333
of the WTF.

516
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:13,700
>> Oh, I'll be luscious.

517
00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:14,433
I'm not trying to be in that

518
00:14:14,433 --> 00:14:17,133
bottom two again.

519
00:14:17,133 --> 00:14:19,400
>> RuPAUL: Gather around, dolls.

520
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,800
Now, tomorrow at the WTF main

521
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,800
event, we'll be joined by our

522
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:28,300
extra-special guest judges NBA

523
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:31,267
champions Rick Fox and John

524
00:14:31,267 --> 00:14:32,333
Salley.

525
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,700
>> Nice.

526
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:37,200
>> I think I'll tuck extra tight

527
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,233
for Rick Fox and John Salley.

528
00:14:39,233 --> 00:14:41,300
>> Now, remember, safety first,

529
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:44,133
but whatever you do, don't fuck

530
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,233
it up.

531
00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:48,333
>> Bye, Ru!

532
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,500
>> RuPAUL: Coming up...

533
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:55,100
Bring on the Glamour Dolls!

534
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:57,067
>> Oh!

535
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:58,467
>> RuPAUL: Ha ha!

536
00:15:03,933 --> 00:15:05,633
>> [cheering]

537
00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:17,300
>> Ladies and gentlemen, are you

538
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:21,300
ready to experience a female

539
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:22,833
phenomenon?

540
00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:25,067
>> [cheering]

541
00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:29,367
>> Bring on the Glamour Dolls!

542
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,167
>> Oh, my god, can you believe

543
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:37,433
those Bitter Betties came in

544
00:15:37,433 --> 00:15:38,900
here to ask us for help?

545
00:15:38,967 --> 00:15:40,267
And I even let them use, like,

546
00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:41,967
my really good hair products.

547
00:15:41,967 --> 00:15:43,233
>> That product?

548
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,667
>> Yeah.

549
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:45,700
>> That's the hair-growing

550
00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:46,967
tonic.

551
00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:48,067
>> Ha!

552
00:15:48,067 --> 00:15:49,233
>> Whassup?

553
00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:50,933
Mira...

554
00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:51,800
[speaks Spanish]

555
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,233
>> Yeah.

556
00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:55,067
>> You, look what you did to her

557
00:15:55,133 --> 00:15:55,867
hair.

558
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:56,700
>> Are you upset because you

559
00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:58,767
can't handle all this fishiness?

560
00:15:58,767 --> 00:15:59,833
>> Your plastic hair, your

561
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,467
plastic tits, and your plastic

562
00:16:01,467 --> 00:16:03,133
ass.

563
00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:04,433
We'll handle her.

564
00:16:04,433 --> 00:16:05,333
We'll do it in the ring.

565
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:06,133
>> Come on, girls, come on.

566
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,433
Come on!

567
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:08,700
>> [cheering]

568
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,067
>> RuPAUL: Mess with these nasty

569
00:16:12,067 --> 00:16:13,867
girls, and you'll end up with a

570
00:16:13,867 --> 00:16:16,333
bad taste in your mouth.

571
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,900
Give it up for Latrice The Beast

572
00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:22,333
and Killer Kenya, the Bitter

573
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:24,900
Betties.

574
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:27,533
>> Oh!

575
00:16:27,533 --> 00:16:29,500
>> Go!

576
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,700
>> RuPAUL: Give it up for L.A.'s

577
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:34,133
Finest, Lashauwn the Blonde and

578
00:16:34,133 --> 00:16:37,233
Phi Phi Fish!

579
00:16:37,233 --> 00:16:38,067
>> PHI PHI: The crowd was

580
00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:39,200
chanting, and all the signs had

581
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,800
our names everywhere.

582
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,867
It felt so good.

583
00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:42,933
I was ready to beat those

584
00:16:42,933 --> 00:16:44,267
bitches down.

585
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:45,533
>> [bell rings]

586
00:16:45,533 --> 00:16:48,233
>> And they're so pretty.

587
00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:49,933
>> Ooh!

588
00:16:49,933 --> 00:16:52,867
Ooh!

589
00:16:52,867 --> 00:16:54,667
>> [screaming]

590
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,467
>> Oh, get up!

591
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,767
>> [speaks Spanish]

592
00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:09,933
>> Um, honey, I don't speak

593
00:17:09,933 --> 00:17:11,400
Spanish.

594
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,300
>> [booing]

595
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,400
>> I wanna teach you Spanish

596
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,133
right now.

597
00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:18,433
>> Oh!

598
00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:19,400
>> Oh!

599
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,433
>> Oh!

600
00:17:20,433 --> 00:17:21,333
>> Oh!

601
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,867
>> Oh!

602
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,067
Oh, hell no!

603
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:29,833
>> Oh! Oh!

604
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:32,400
>> Now I'm gonna show you how to

605
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,933
really be a mug, bitch.

606
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:43,067
[screaming]

607
00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:44,100
Let me go!

608
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,467
Let me go!

609
00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:48,900
Oh! Oh! Oh!

610
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,967
>> Just pick me up!

611
00:17:53,967 --> 00:17:57,300
Aah! Drop me!

612
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,767
>> Oh!

613
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:05,067
>> [bell rings]

614
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:06,467
>> RuPAUL: Bitter, bitter pill

615
00:18:06,467 --> 00:18:07,633
to swallow.

616
00:18:07,633 --> 00:18:09,500
he Bitter Betties win.

617
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:12,567
>> [booing]

618
00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:13,333
>> Those other teams better

619
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,433
watch out because me and my

620
00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:17,967
girls, we kicked ass.

621
00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:20,333
>> Touch the skin, honey.

622
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,867
They can't take it.

623
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:22,733
>> Uh-uh.

624
00:18:22,733 --> 00:18:24,933
They're overgrown orangutans.

625
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:25,833
>> [thud]

626
00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:28,133
>> Speaking of orangutans...

627
00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:28,967
>> What are you doing in our

628
00:18:28,967 --> 00:18:30,200
dressing room?

629
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,267
>> We know it's your dressing

630
00:18:31,267 --> 00:18:33,433
room as tacky as it is like

631
00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:35,100
y'all two bitches.

632
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,133
>> Tacky?

633
00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:36,967
Oh, no, honey, we don't want to

634
00:18:36,967 --> 00:18:37,933
go there.

635
00:18:37,933 --> 00:18:39,100
We saw you two in Coach Carter's

636
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:39,967
office.

637
00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:40,800
>> Oh, so that's how we got

638
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:41,700
[indistinct]

639
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:42,633
'cause of y'all bitches?

640
00:18:42,633 --> 00:18:43,500
>> Get out!

641
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:44,233
You're big assholes!

642
00:18:44,233 --> 00:18:45,500
Get out of here!

643
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,300
>> [cheering]

644
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:50,100
>> RuPAUL: Tuck and cover.

645
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:51,367
>> Shut up!

646
00:18:51,367 --> 00:18:52,600
>> Get the fuck out of here.

647
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,367
>> RuPAUL: For Pucker Up

648
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:57,067
Princess and J.J. Jiggly,

649
00:18:57,067 --> 00:19:01,067
the Thunder Booties!

650
00:19:01,067 --> 00:19:02,500
Get on the wrong side of these

651
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,767
sexy scissor sisters, and

652
00:19:04,767 --> 00:19:06,300
they'll cut you.

653
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:08,333
Willam B. the Hater and Dida

654
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:10,067
Dill.

655
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,833
They're DWF.

656
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:14,467
>> Come on, girl.

657
00:19:14,467 --> 00:19:15,600
>> [bell rings]

658
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:16,800
>> WILLAM: Get her, girl.

659
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:17,767
>> Your time, Jujubee.

660
00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:19,500
>> Oh, please stop.

661
00:19:24,567 --> 00:19:25,867
>> JIGGLY: I'm giving it all,

662
00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:27,967
balls to the wall, bad ass crazy

663
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,233
wrestler bitch.

664
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,300
No!

665
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:34,667
Whup her ass!

666
00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:35,900
>> Go!

667
00:19:40,067 --> 00:19:41,333
>> JIGGLY: The Princess, she's

668
00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:43,933
not really as crazy as I am, so

669
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,100
if I end up on the bottom

670
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,400
because of this bitch,

671
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,900
it ain't gonna be cute.

672
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:50,733
>> [cheering]

673
00:19:50,733 --> 00:19:53,933
>> Aw, get over there!

674
00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:55,067
What?

675
00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:55,900
>> DIDA: That's not fair!

676
00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:57,300
They're tagging...

677
00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,367
That's not fair!

678
00:19:58,367 --> 00:20:01,300
That's not fair!

679
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,700
That's not fair!

680
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:04,767
>> Sumo!

681
00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:05,800
>> Sumo!

682
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,867
>> Oh!

683
00:20:08,867 --> 00:20:10,700
>> And thank you.

684
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:11,633
Now watch.

685
00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:12,900
>> Bye!

686
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,833
>> The winner is Thunder

687
00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:16,433
Booties!

688
00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:17,533
>> Oh, oh, bye.

689
00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:18,400
We won.

690
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,833
>> Team Willam put on a goddamn

691
00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:21,567
show.

692
00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:25,467
>> [jeering]

693
00:20:25,467 --> 00:20:27,633
>> Oh, Lalonda Model, I have to

694
00:20:27,633 --> 00:20:28,733
be honest with you.

695
00:20:28,733 --> 00:20:29,767
I woke up with an itch down

696
00:20:29,767 --> 00:20:33,367
there, an itch in my pubic hair.

697
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,900
>> I've got snatch scratch

698
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,500
fever, too.

699
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:37,867
>> But forget about this bitch

700
00:20:37,867 --> 00:20:38,733
of an itch.

701
00:20:38,733 --> 00:20:40,533
Look who it is, it's the Bitch

702
00:20:40,533 --> 00:20:41,767
Kickers.

703
00:20:41,767 --> 00:20:42,567
>> Oh, what's up there,

704
00:20:42,567 --> 00:20:43,933
Knockouts?

705
00:20:43,933 --> 00:20:45,367
How's it hanging,

706
00:20:45,367 --> 00:20:47,433
scratch'n'sniff?

707
00:20:47,433 --> 00:20:48,800
>> Rrrr!

708
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:49,767
>> They must have gotten our

709
00:20:49,767 --> 00:20:51,500
special delivery we sent them

710
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,933
when we banged their boyfriends.

711
00:20:54,933 --> 00:20:56,400
>> Boink, boink.

712
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,567
>> [whimpering]

713
00:20:57,567 --> 00:20:58,433
>> Come on.

714
00:20:58,467 --> 00:20:59,233
>> That's what we did.

715
00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:01,433
>> ...Bitch Kicker.

716
00:21:01,467 --> 00:21:02,433
>> Bbl-bbl-bbl!

717
00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:04,200
Ah!

718
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:07,867
>> RuPAUL: Serving face with a

719
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:11,467
side of whup-ass, give it up for

720
00:21:11,467 --> 00:21:14,267
Sharon Shocker and Milan the

721
00:21:14,267 --> 00:21:19,533
Model, the Knockouts!

722
00:21:19,533 --> 00:21:21,200
Don't hate these girls because

723
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,833
they're beautiful.

724
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:24,867
>> Shut your pie hole,

725
00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:25,933
you slut!

726
00:21:25,967 --> 00:21:27,100
>> Hate them because they're

727
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:28,267
bitches.

728
00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:29,233
>> You want some of this?

729
00:21:29,233 --> 00:21:31,100
We got plenty for you, too.

730
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:32,667
>> Chaderella Chain Saw

731
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:37,167
Michaels and Madame LaCrush,

732
00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:39,833
the Bitch Kickers.

733
00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:41,067
>> [bell rings]

734
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:41,933
>> You skinny little blonde

735
00:21:41,933 --> 00:21:43,533
bimbo, you can run, but you

736
00:21:43,533 --> 00:21:44,667
can't hide.

737
00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,467
>> All right, well, I--

738
00:21:46,467 --> 00:21:48,533
This is a...but it's--

739
00:21:48,533 --> 00:21:49,967
>> Oh!

740
00:21:51,633 --> 00:21:53,833
>> Yeah! Uh!

741
00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:56,367
>> [coughing]

742
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,400
>> CHAD: I am a little bit

743
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,333
worried about

744
00:21:58,367 --> 00:21:59,400
Madame LaQueer's ankle.

745
00:21:59,433 --> 00:22:00,333
I mean, if you're the captain of

746
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:01,167
the ship, you're going down with

747
00:22:01,167 --> 00:22:02,267
the ship.

748
00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:03,200
>> All right, Kirstie Alley

749
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,933
before "Dancing With the Stars."

750
00:22:04,933 --> 00:22:05,967
>> Rarh!

751
00:22:05,967 --> 00:22:08,767
>> Oh, uh, uh!

752
00:22:08,767 --> 00:22:12,100
>> Oh, that feels so good...

753
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,633
>> LaQUEER: If my ankle hurt, I

754
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,467
forgot about everything.

755
00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:16,833
I was Madame LaCrush in that

756
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:19,667
moment.

757
00:22:19,667 --> 00:22:22,100
>> [cheering]

758
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:23,633
>> Yah!

759
00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:24,900
>> RuPAUL: Coming up...

760
00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:25,867
>> VISAGE: We didn't see any of

761
00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:27,900
the rebel that I know you are.

762
00:22:27,933 --> 00:22:28,733
>> It's not memorable enough

763
00:22:28,733 --> 00:22:29,900
for me.

764
00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:31,833
>> It was fake.

765
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:32,833
>> RuPAUL: Ha ha!

766
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,700
>> Yay.

767
00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:43,900
>> Miss Cheesecake.

768
00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:45,167
>> DIDA: It's elimination day,

769
00:22:45,167 --> 00:22:46,700
and everyone's really anxious

770
00:22:46,767 --> 00:22:48,200
right now to find out how they

771
00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:49,967
did in the wrestling challenge.

772
00:22:49,967 --> 00:22:50,933
I think we have a really good

773
00:22:50,933 --> 00:22:52,067
shot at winning.

774
00:22:52,067 --> 00:22:53,500
>> I hope.

775
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:54,433
>> JIGGLY: I'm just worried.

776
00:22:54,433 --> 00:22:55,267
>> WILLAM: What are you worried

777
00:22:55,267 --> 00:22:55,933
about?

778
00:22:55,933 --> 00:22:56,600
You did great.

779
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,333
You were so funny.

780
00:22:58,333 --> 00:22:59,267
Were you unpleased with anything

781
00:22:59,267 --> 00:23:00,067
when you left the ring

782
00:23:00,067 --> 00:23:01,400
yesterday?

783
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,800
>> With me? No.

784
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,433
I am kind of iffy about

785
00:23:04,433 --> 00:23:05,933
Princess.

786
00:23:05,933 --> 00:23:08,067
It is a competition, and they

787
00:23:08,067 --> 00:23:09,400
don't like one thing, the whole

788
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,667
team goes down.

789
00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:12,767
It's a team challenge.

790
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:13,867
>> PRINCESS: That energy you're

791
00:23:13,867 --> 00:23:15,067
giving off is bringing everybody

792
00:23:15,067 --> 00:23:16,233
else down.

793
00:23:16,233 --> 00:23:17,533
Girl, I cannot be bothered right

794
00:23:17,533 --> 00:23:20,867
now.

795
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:21,533
>> LASHAUWN: Are you nervous

796
00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:22,333
today?

797
00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:23,067
>> You know what?

798
00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:24,233
I am a little bit nervous.

799
00:23:24,233 --> 00:23:25,300
You might feel some sort of kind

800
00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:26,500
of way and you could be dead

801
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,467
wrong.

802
00:23:27,467 --> 00:23:28,233
>> LASHAUWN: Mm-hmm.

803
00:23:28,233 --> 00:23:29,233
>> Thinking you sickening bitch,

804
00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:30,200
I'm tired of you, bitch,

805
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:30,967
and they'd be like,

806
00:23:30,967 --> 00:23:31,933
"Wah wah wah."

807
00:23:31,933 --> 00:23:32,667
>> LASHAUWN: I'm a little

808
00:23:32,667 --> 00:23:33,533
nervous to see what

809
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:34,333
what the judges think about me

810
00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:36,233
in the ring.

811
00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:38,067
I did my best, but you never

812
00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:39,633
know what they're gonna say.

813
00:23:39,633 --> 00:23:41,233
>> You sew for all the girls

814
00:23:41,233 --> 00:23:43,567
back at home, like, the girls,

815
00:23:43,567 --> 00:23:45,267
the girls girls.

816
00:23:45,267 --> 00:23:46,633
>> You mean just girls like you.

817
00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:48,300
By me sewing so much, I don't

818
00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:49,700
really get a chance to even be

819
00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:50,933
in drag myself.

820
00:23:50,933 --> 00:23:51,900
>> LATRICE: Uh-huh.

821
00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:53,700
>> So it's like I missed my drag

822
00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:55,133
childhood.

823
00:23:55,133 --> 00:23:56,267
>> LATRICE: Ha ha!

824
00:23:56,267 --> 00:23:58,100
>> That's why the competition is

825
00:23:58,100 --> 00:23:59,600
perfect for me because I'm just

826
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:00,667
filling in for what I missed out

827
00:24:00,667 --> 00:24:02,067
on.

828
00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:02,900
>> LATRICE: That's sickening

829
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:03,700
because you should definitely

830
00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:04,733
make up for some lost time.

831
00:24:04,733 --> 00:24:05,500
>> Mmm...

832
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:06,667
>> LATRICE: Yeah, that's what

833
00:24:06,667 --> 00:24:07,633
you get.

834
00:24:07,633 --> 00:24:09,067
The ultimate drag boot camp of

835
00:24:09,067 --> 00:24:11,367
life.

836
00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:12,433
>> Madame, what does your

837
00:24:12,433 --> 00:24:13,300
family think about you doing

838
00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:14,167
drag?

839
00:24:14,167 --> 00:24:15,067
>> I'm not close to my family at

840
00:24:15,067 --> 00:24:16,467
all.

841
00:24:16,467 --> 00:24:18,533
My family for me are my friends.

842
00:24:18,533 --> 00:24:19,433
They're the best friends in the

843
00:24:19,433 --> 00:24:20,600
whole world.

844
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:21,433
Baby, don't.

845
00:24:21,433 --> 00:24:22,700
It's ok, mamí.

846
00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:24,500
>> We're selfish and vain

847
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,067
creatures of beauty, and isn't

848
00:24:26,067 --> 00:24:27,500
it bizarre how we make the best

849
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,267
friends in the world?

850
00:24:29,267 --> 00:24:31,233
>> Certainly.

851
00:24:37,067 --> 00:24:42,067
>> RuPAUL: Ha ha!

852
00:24:42,067 --> 00:24:43,233
>> * Cover girl

853
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:45,533
Put some bass in your walk

854
00:24:45,533 --> 00:24:47,067
Head to toe

855
00:24:47,067 --> 00:24:50,367
let your whole body talk *

856
00:24:50,367 --> 00:24:52,500
>> RuPAUL: And what?

857
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:53,700
Hey, guys.

858
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,067
>> Hey, baby.

859
00:24:55,067 --> 00:24:56,767
>> Welcome to the main stage of

860
00:24:56,767 --> 00:24:59,100
"RuPaul's Drag Race."

861
00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:01,067
Michelle Visage, my tag team

862
00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:02,267
sister.

863
00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:03,700
>> I got a full nelson for you

864
00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:04,800
right here, mama.

865
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,067
>> Ha ha!

866
00:25:06,067 --> 00:25:07,900
Billy B., welcome home.

867
00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:09,067
>> Thanks, Ru.

868
00:25:09,067 --> 00:25:09,767
>> Are you wrestling with

869
00:25:09,767 --> 00:25:10,667
something?

870
00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:11,633
>> Not since I was trying to get

871
00:25:11,633 --> 00:25:12,967
my wallet back from Michelle in

872
00:25:12,967 --> 00:25:13,667
the back.

873
00:25:13,667 --> 00:25:15,200
>> Ha ha!

874
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,533
Hey, Rick Fox, what did you

875
00:25:16,533 --> 00:25:17,767
think of my girls?

876
00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:18,967
>> I was impressed.

877
00:25:18,967 --> 00:25:20,333
It was a lot of fight.

878
00:25:20,333 --> 00:25:22,800
>> Good. And John Salley.

879
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:23,867
>> Hello, Ru.

880
00:25:23,933 --> 00:25:25,500
>> BK in the house.

881
00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:26,633
Ha ha!

882
00:25:26,633 --> 00:25:27,967
I'm so glad you're here.

883
00:25:27,967 --> 00:25:29,100
This week our queens were

884
00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:30,900
challenged to hit the mats as

885
00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:34,800
the luscious ladies of the WTF.

886
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,800
Tonight, I've asked them all to

887
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,533
come decked out in their best

888
00:25:38,533 --> 00:25:40,800
girlie-girl attire.

889
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,067
Gentlemen, start your engines,

890
00:25:43,067 --> 00:25:45,733
and may the best woman win.

891
00:25:45,733 --> 00:25:49,333
>> * Welcome to the jungle

892
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,633
>> RuPAUL: First up, Kenya

893
00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:51,900
Michaels.

894
00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:53,100
Gorgeous.

895
00:25:53,167 --> 00:25:55,767
You know, Lil' Kim only wishes.

896
00:25:55,767 --> 00:25:57,467
>> VISAGE: It's a pink Monday.

897
00:25:57,467 --> 00:25:58,633
>> KENYA: I love the runway.

898
00:25:58,633 --> 00:26:00,333
I feel amazing because I love to

899
00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:01,833
be watched.

900
00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:02,567
>> BILLY B.: Now, that is a

901
00:26:02,567 --> 00:26:03,600
living doll.

902
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,400
>> RuPAUL: Mary Kay Minaj.

903
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,567
>> JOHN: Ha ha!

904
00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,833
>> RuPAUL: Lashauwn Beyond!

905
00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:10,267
She melts in your mouth, not in

906
00:26:10,267 --> 00:26:11,300
your hand.

907
00:26:11,367 --> 00:26:12,367
>> VISAGE: Got a penny?

908
00:26:12,367 --> 00:26:14,333
She's got a ball.

909
00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:15,167
>> LASHAUWN: I'm serving bubble

910
00:26:15,167 --> 00:26:16,600
gum, yum-yum.

911
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:17,767
Just having fun being flirty,

912
00:26:17,767 --> 00:26:18,733
pretty.

913
00:26:18,733 --> 00:26:20,500
Going girlie beyond.

914
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:21,767
>> RuPAUL: I'd like to stick a

915
00:26:21,767 --> 00:26:23,367
quarter in her slot.

916
00:26:23,367 --> 00:26:24,067
>> VISAGE: Where is her slot

917
00:26:24,067 --> 00:26:25,433
anyway?

918
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,467
>> RuPAUL: Sharon Needles.

919
00:26:27,467 --> 00:26:28,600
>> VISAGE: Oh, a lost Arquette

920
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:29,933
sister.

921
00:26:30,067 --> 00:26:31,567
>> RuPAUL: Oh, wow, she's doing

922
00:26:31,567 --> 00:26:32,633
fem.

923
00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:34,567
She got an injection of beauty.

924
00:26:34,567 --> 00:26:35,633
>> SHARON: Plain girlyish,

925
00:26:35,633 --> 00:26:38,067
bouncy, and sexy is just

926
00:26:38,067 --> 00:26:39,900
something really foreign to me.

927
00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:40,867
I just want to show the judges

928
00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:42,667
that I could bring beauty to the

929
00:26:42,667 --> 00:26:44,767
stage in this competition.

930
00:26:44,767 --> 00:26:46,067
>> RuPAUL: Mm-wah!

931
00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:48,133
For your consideration, Jiggly

932
00:26:48,133 --> 00:26:49,933
Caliente.

933
00:26:49,933 --> 00:26:50,800
>> BILLY B.: Kimora Lee Simmons

934
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,400
has put on some weight.

935
00:26:52,467 --> 00:26:53,667
>> RuPAUL: Jiggle it, girl.

936
00:26:53,667 --> 00:26:54,767
>> JIGGLY: I'm serving banjy

937
00:26:54,767 --> 00:26:58,700
girl, me, 316, very New York.

938
00:26:58,700 --> 00:26:59,433
>> RuPAUL: It's Jiggly

939
00:26:59,433 --> 00:27:01,367
Quinceañera.

940
00:27:01,433 --> 00:27:03,833
London, Paris, Milan.

941
00:27:03,833 --> 00:27:06,500
I see London, I see France,

942
00:27:06,567 --> 00:27:09,200
I see Milan's underpants!

943
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,233
>> MILAN: I am feeling, like,

944
00:27:10,233 --> 00:27:11,533
Black Barbie

945
00:27:11,533 --> 00:27:12,733
meets a valley girl,

946
00:27:12,733 --> 00:27:14,200
but because John Salley is

947
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,800
there, I'd rather be a Salley

948
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,933
girl.

949
00:27:16,933 --> 00:27:17,667
>> VISAGE: Once she gets

950
00:27:17,667 --> 00:27:18,500
pumping, it's hard to make the

951
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:20,067
body stop.

952
00:27:20,133 --> 00:27:22,933
>> RuPAUL: Madame LaQueer.

953
00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:24,767
Represent Puerto Rico.

954
00:27:24,833 --> 00:27:25,967
>> VISAGE: [speaks Spanish]

955
00:27:25,967 --> 00:27:27,067
She's working her asymmetrical

956
00:27:27,067 --> 00:27:28,400
hair-do.

957
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,533
>> BILLY B.: Or a hair show in

958
00:27:29,533 --> 00:27:30,467
Mississippi.

959
00:27:30,467 --> 00:27:31,467
>> LaQUEER: I feel great.

960
00:27:31,467 --> 00:27:32,633
I feel like I'm floating.

961
00:27:32,633 --> 00:27:33,600
I think this is the most

962
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,333
beautiful I've looked through

963
00:27:35,333 --> 00:27:38,100
all the competitions.

964
00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:39,133
>> RuPAUL: Where there's smoke,

965
00:27:39,133 --> 00:27:41,433
there's a pussy on fire.

966
00:27:41,433 --> 00:27:44,400
>> This is why I love this show.

967
00:27:44,467 --> 00:27:46,133
>> RuPAUL: Dida Ritz.

968
00:27:46,133 --> 00:27:46,900
>> VISAGE: I Thought it was P.

969
00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:48,067
Diddy's mom.

970
00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:49,433
>> Get his comb.

971
00:27:49,433 --> 00:27:50,567
>> DIDA: I'm giving fish.

972
00:27:50,567 --> 00:27:51,367
I'm giving face.

973
00:27:51,367 --> 00:27:52,667
I'm giving you "Vogue."

974
00:27:52,667 --> 00:27:54,733
I know my runways, p.s.

975
00:27:54,733 --> 00:27:55,633
>> RuPAUL: Look at those legs.

976
00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:56,367
My goodness.

977
00:27:56,367 --> 00:27:57,567
And they go all the way up.

978
00:27:57,567 --> 00:27:58,400
>> VISAGE: They do?

979
00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:59,233
Are you sure?

980
00:27:59,233 --> 00:28:00,067
>> RuPAUL: Yeah.

981
00:28:00,067 --> 00:28:01,600
>> VISAGE: They're not wooden?

982
00:28:01,667 --> 00:28:03,633
>> RuPAUL: Chad Michaels.

983
00:28:03,633 --> 00:28:04,933
Lady Chadderly.

984
00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:06,067
>> VISAGE: Hello.

985
00:28:06,133 --> 00:28:07,067
>> BILLY B.: Oh, my goodness,

986
00:28:07,067 --> 00:28:08,633
the world according to Paris.

987
00:28:08,633 --> 00:28:09,500
Paris Hilton, where are they

988
00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:10,667
not.

989
00:28:10,667 --> 00:28:11,600
>> CHAD: I'm serving up

990
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,067
girlie-girl, real Miss fish on a

991
00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:14,100
stick.

992
00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:15,167
I kind of look just like a yummy

993
00:28:15,167 --> 00:28:16,800
little cupcake.

994
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:17,933
>> RuPAUL: Heidi Montag called.

995
00:28:17,933 --> 00:28:21,567
She wants her old body back.

996
00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:22,933
The Princess.

997
00:28:22,933 --> 00:28:24,067
She had a little time for a

998
00:28:24,067 --> 00:28:25,533
quick blow out before she came

999
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:26,333
out.

1000
00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:27,233
>> VISAGE: The windstorm

1001
00:28:27,233 --> 00:28:28,067
backstage, I guess.

1002
00:28:28,067 --> 00:28:28,900
>> RuPAUL: Yes, yes.

1003
00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:29,900
>> CHAD: The look I'm going for

1004
00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:31,867
is very rock star meets little

1005
00:28:31,867 --> 00:28:33,133
girl.

1006
00:28:33,133 --> 00:28:34,200
I am so pumped for my look

1007
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,567
today.

1008
00:28:35,567 --> 00:28:36,967
>> VISAGE: Rock on.

1009
00:28:36,967 --> 00:28:38,067
>> RuPAUL: It's like there's

1010
00:28:38,067 --> 00:28:39,500
something about the Princess.

1011
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:42,100
>> VISAGE: Ha ha!

1012
00:28:42,167 --> 00:28:43,533
>> RuPAUL: Up next, Phi Phi

1013
00:28:43,533 --> 00:28:44,833
O'Hara.

1014
00:28:44,833 --> 00:28:46,433
Telemundo.

1015
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,667
Telenovela realness.

1016
00:28:48,667 --> 00:28:49,400
>> PHI PHI: I was showing a

1017
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:50,533
little bit of skin and giving

1018
00:28:50,533 --> 00:28:51,600
them a dragged-out Miami

1019
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,200
housewife.

1020
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,233
>> RuPAUL: Oh, her legs are like

1021
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,367
peanut butter.

1022
00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:57,967
Easy to spread.

1023
00:28:58,067 --> 00:29:00,600
Latrice Royale.

1024
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:03,300
Ooh, Crown Royale.

1025
00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:05,433
I'll have one on the rocks.

1026
00:29:05,433 --> 00:29:06,800
>> LATRICE: I am feeling good

1027
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,333
and looking gorgeous, darling.

1028
00:29:09,333 --> 00:29:10,833
Pretty in pink, I was very

1029
00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:11,967
pleased.

1030
00:29:11,967 --> 00:29:13,067
>> RuPAUL: Star Jones called.

1031
00:29:13,067 --> 00:29:14,967
She wants her old body back.

1032
00:29:14,967 --> 00:29:16,067
>> VISAGE: She can't have it.

1033
00:29:16,067 --> 00:29:18,200
It's otherwise preoccupied.

1034
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,500
>> RuPAUL: Allegedly.

1035
00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:20,833
>> VISAGE: Ha ha!

1036
00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:22,700
>> RuPAUL: Next up, Willam.

1037
00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:23,633
>> VISAGE: Hey.

1038
00:29:23,633 --> 00:29:24,833
>> RuPAUL: Wow. Look at those

1039
00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:25,967
shoes.

1040
00:29:25,967 --> 00:29:27,333
>> WILLAM: My look for today is

1041
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:28,933
rich bitch mistress.

1042
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:30,433
I'm serving girlie-girl on a

1043
00:29:30,433 --> 00:29:32,533
platter to go, sauce on the

1044
00:29:32,533 --> 00:29:33,933
side.

1045
00:29:33,933 --> 00:29:35,167
>> RuPAUL: Look how her outfit

1046
00:29:35,167 --> 00:29:37,700
accentuates her sugar walls.

1047
00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:38,533
>> BILLY B.: "Toddlers and

1048
00:29:38,533 --> 00:29:40,067
Tiaras," where are they now?

1049
00:29:40,067 --> 00:29:40,900
>> RuPAUL: I think she's Tanya

1050
00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:44,333
Tucker.

1051
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,367
Coming up...

1052
00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:46,333
>> In the ring, you were

1053
00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:47,933
freaking hilarious.

1054
00:29:47,933 --> 00:29:49,400
>> Baby, baby.

1055
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,333
>> You look fab from the hair to

1056
00:29:50,333 --> 00:29:51,533
the dress.

1057
00:29:51,533 --> 00:29:53,733
>> I disagree, I hate your hair.

1058
00:29:53,733 --> 00:29:54,800
>> RuPAUL: Ha ha!

1059
00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:05,233
My girls, you look smashing.

1060
00:30:05,233 --> 00:30:07,967
Yesterday you changed the face

1061
00:30:07,967 --> 00:30:09,600
of professional wrestling

1062
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,467
forever!

1063
00:30:11,467 --> 00:30:13,867
I smell a spinoff.

1064
00:30:13,867 --> 00:30:16,500
But one group in particular

1065
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:18,000
really smacked down the

1066
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,133
competition.

1067
00:30:20,133 --> 00:30:26,833
The winning WTF team is...

1068
00:30:26,833 --> 00:30:28,800
team Chad Michaels.

1069
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,733
>> Woo!

1070
00:30:30,733 --> 00:30:33,067
>> Ha ha!

1071
00:30:33,067 --> 00:30:34,333
>> Thank you, Ru.

1072
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:37,033
>> Condragulations, ladies.

1073
00:30:37,033 --> 00:30:43,500
But two divas stole the show.

1074
00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:46,933
Madame LaQueer, Chad Michaels,

1075
00:30:46,933 --> 00:30:49,000
The Bitch Kickers.

1076
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,300
You are both the winners of this

1077
00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:53,000
week's challenge.

1078
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,633
You'll receive a selection of

1079
00:30:54,633 --> 00:30:57,033
wigs from Risqué Wigs.

1080
00:30:57,033 --> 00:30:57,967
>> LaQUEER: Oh, my god, I feel

1081
00:30:57,967 --> 00:30:59,200
so great.

1082
00:30:59,267 --> 00:31:00,467
I certainly actually proved them

1083
00:31:00,467 --> 00:31:01,967
wrong about having picking me

1084
00:31:01,967 --> 00:31:03,133
last.

1085
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,633
>> However, neither of you will

1086
00:31:05,633 --> 00:31:08,700
receive immunity next week.

1087
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,433
Team Chad Michaels, you may

1088
00:31:10,433 --> 00:31:16,133
leave the stage.

1089
00:31:16,133 --> 00:31:18,167
Ladies, it's time for the

1090
00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:20,533
judges' critiques.

1091
00:31:20,533 --> 00:31:22,400
First up, Willam.

1092
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,300
Hey, mama.

1093
00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:24,200
>> Hi.

1094
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,100
>> Did everything turn out the

1095
00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,067
way you had planned?

1096
00:31:26,067 --> 00:31:26,833
>> I think our moves

1097
00:31:26,833 --> 00:31:27,733
kicked asses.

1098
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,133
>> Oh, I thought the competition

1099
00:31:29,133 --> 00:31:32,200
was weak in the ring.

1100
00:31:32,267 --> 00:31:33,567
The faces she was giving us just

1101
00:31:33,567 --> 00:31:35,567
didn't seem believable.

1102
00:31:35,567 --> 00:31:36,900
It was fake.

1103
00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:37,733
>> RuPAUL: Wait a minute,

1104
00:31:37,733 --> 00:31:38,733
wrestling is not fake.

1105
00:31:38,733 --> 00:31:40,800
>> No, that wrestling was fake.

1106
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:41,967
>> RuPAUL: Thank you, Willam.

1107
00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:44,600
Next up, Dida Ritz.

1108
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:45,467
Now, why'd you choose this as

1109
00:31:45,467 --> 00:31:46,533
your girlie look?

1110
00:31:46,533 --> 00:31:47,867
> I'm really channeling Carrie

1111
00:31:47,867 --> 00:31:48,967
Bradshaw, so I thought downtown

1112
00:31:48,967 --> 00:31:50,833
New York, very chic.

1113
00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:52,767
>> In the ring, you had, you

1114
00:31:52,767 --> 00:31:53,800
know, the girl that sort of

1115
00:31:53,867 --> 00:31:55,167
walks around the ring thing

1116
00:31:55,167 --> 00:31:57,300
perfect, better than you had the

1117
00:31:57,300 --> 00:31:59,233
wrestling down.

1118
00:31:59,233 --> 00:32:00,767
>> RuPAUL: Thank you, Dida.

1119
00:32:00,767 --> 00:32:02,267
The Princess.

1120
00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:03,733
>> Well, fab from the hair to

1121
00:32:03,733 --> 00:32:05,133
the dress.

1122
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:05,900
I think I bought that dress

1123
00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:06,933
for my daughter.

1124
00:32:06,933 --> 00:32:07,900
>> I disagree.

1125
00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:08,967
I hate your hair.

1126
00:32:08,967 --> 00:32:10,633
I think it looks like a bad hair

1127
00:32:10,633 --> 00:32:11,933
show.

1128
00:32:11,933 --> 00:32:13,467
>> VISAGE: As far as the

1129
00:32:13,467 --> 00:32:14,533
performance goes, we didn't see

1130
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,100
any of the rebel that I know you

1131
00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:17,167
are.

1132
00:32:17,233 --> 00:32:18,533
>> I'm a very Zen person.

1133
00:32:18,533 --> 00:32:19,767
Just know that that was me

1134
00:32:19,767 --> 00:32:21,100
really trying.

1135
00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:23,100
>> Try harder.

1136
00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:23,833
>> All right, let's got to

1137
00:32:23,833 --> 00:32:25,267
Jiggly Caliente.

1138
00:32:25,267 --> 00:32:26,467
May I call you Jiggly?

1139
00:32:26,467 --> 00:32:27,600
>> Of course you can, Ru.

1140
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:28,733
>> How did you feel on the

1141
00:32:28,733 --> 00:32:29,667
runway?

1142
00:32:29,667 --> 00:32:30,933
>> I felt so cute.

1143
00:32:30,933 --> 00:32:32,067
The lollipop in my mouth,

1144
00:32:32,067 --> 00:32:33,733
doorknockers in my ear.

1145
00:32:33,733 --> 00:32:34,667
>> The lollipop was more

1146
00:32:34,667 --> 00:32:36,133
interesting for me than what

1147
00:32:36,133 --> 00:32:38,100
you're doing style-wise.

1148
00:32:38,100 --> 00:32:39,133
>> And tell me about in the

1149
00:32:39,133 --> 00:32:40,067
ring.

1150
00:32:40,067 --> 00:32:41,133
>> It was very energetic and

1151
00:32:41,133 --> 00:32:42,467
over the top.

1152
00:32:42,467 --> 00:32:43,400
>> Jiggly, what was the hardest

1153
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,900
part of this challenge?

1154
00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:46,267
>> The thing is Princess is

1155
00:32:46,267 --> 00:32:48,067
very vag, she's very quiet.

1156
00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:49,500
We needed to be, like, crazy,

1157
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:51,500
bad ass bitches.

1158
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:52,367
>> VISAGE: It's hard when you're

1159
00:32:52,367 --> 00:32:53,767
a team and you're trying to make

1160
00:32:53,767 --> 00:32:55,267
up for both of you.

1161
00:32:55,267 --> 00:32:56,600
>> RuPAUL: Thank you, Jiggly.

1162
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,933
Next up, Phi Phi O'Hara.

1163
00:32:58,933 --> 00:33:00,133
>> Hi.

1164
00:33:00,133 --> 00:33:02,567
>> You're reading older than you

1165
00:33:02,567 --> 00:33:03,633
have to.

1166
00:33:03,633 --> 00:33:06,167
You could be younger and more

1167
00:33:06,167 --> 00:33:07,667
modern.

1168
00:33:07,667 --> 00:33:09,800
>> I'm watching you, Phi Phi.

1169
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,233
I love you.

1170
00:33:11,233 --> 00:33:12,233
I think you're gorgeous.

1171
00:33:12,233 --> 00:33:13,167
And in the ring, you were

1172
00:33:13,167 --> 00:33:14,667
freaking hilarious.

1173
00:33:14,667 --> 00:33:15,700
>> Thank you.

1174
00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:17,900
>> Thank you, Phi Phi.

1175
00:33:17,900 --> 00:33:19,533
Lashauwn Beyond.

1176
00:33:19,533 --> 00:33:20,567
>> Hi, Ru.

1177
00:33:20,567 --> 00:33:21,900
>> How are your balls?

1178
00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:23,467
>> My balls are great.

1179
00:33:23,467 --> 00:33:24,767
>> On the runway, the gumball

1180
00:33:24,767 --> 00:33:26,800
machine told me exactly what

1181
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:27,767
those balls were doing on your

1182
00:33:27,767 --> 00:33:29,067
chest.

1183
00:33:29,067 --> 00:33:30,267
>> Better than on her chin.

1184
00:33:30,267 --> 00:33:31,467
>> Ha!

1185
00:33:31,467 --> 00:33:33,300
>> I couldn't disagree more.

1186
00:33:33,300 --> 00:33:34,800
Your hair and your makeup, you

1187
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,467
looked like a backup singer for

1188
00:33:36,467 --> 00:33:39,867
Luther Vandross in 1988.

1189
00:33:39,867 --> 00:33:41,633
>> Rick Fox, what did you think?

1190
00:33:41,633 --> 00:33:42,433
The ring?

1191
00:33:42,433 --> 00:33:43,333
>> It's not memorable enough for

1192
00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:45,767
me.

1193
00:33:45,767 --> 00:33:47,367
I would have liked a little more

1194
00:33:47,367 --> 00:33:48,067
story and color to the

1195
00:33:48,067 --> 00:33:50,500
character.

1196
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:52,800
>> Next up, Kenya Michaels.

1197
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,067
>> Hola!

1198
00:33:54,067 --> 00:33:56,167
>> I thought it was Nicki Minaj.

1199
00:33:56,167 --> 00:33:58,100
I'm not joking you, except she

1200
00:33:58,100 --> 00:33:59,500
doesn't have the ass of Nicki

1201
00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:00,533
or the money.

1202
00:34:00,533 --> 00:34:01,633
>> What about as a wrestler?

1203
00:34:01,633 --> 00:34:03,067
As Killer Kenya?

1204
00:34:03,067 --> 00:34:04,533
>> It was like it was Biggie

1205
00:34:04,533 --> 00:34:05,967
Smalls and Lil' Kim all over

1206
00:34:05,967 --> 00:34:06,967
again.

1207
00:34:06,967 --> 00:34:08,200
Baby, baby!

1208
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:09,367
>> Yah!

1209
00:34:09,367 --> 00:34:11,067
>> You look like a star.

1210
00:34:11,067 --> 00:34:12,133
You look modern.

1211
00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:13,600
You look fashionable.

1212
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:14,633
And I think you're the one to

1213
00:34:14,633 --> 00:34:16,367
beat.

1214
00:34:16,367 --> 00:34:17,500
>> Thank you.

1215
00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:19,067
>> Latrice Royale.

1216
00:34:19,067 --> 00:34:20,533
>> Hello, Ru.

1217
00:34:20,533 --> 00:34:22,367
>> Shaqueel O'Neal Latrice.

1218
00:34:22,367 --> 00:34:24,100
>> Ha ha!

1219
00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:25,667
>> You set the tone for the

1220
00:34:25,667 --> 00:34:28,867
whole afternoon.

1221
00:34:28,867 --> 00:34:29,800
>> Oh!

1222
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,200
>> You had me at splat!

1223
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,267
>> Ha ha!

1224
00:34:33,267 --> 00:34:35,200
Thank you, Latrice.

1225
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:36,167
Well, ladies, I think we've

1226
00:34:36,167 --> 00:34:37,500
heard enough.

1227
00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:39,233
While you girls untuck in the

1228
00:34:39,233 --> 00:34:41,400
Interior Illusions Lounge, the

1229
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,600
judges and I will deliberate.

1230
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,933
You may leave the stage.

1231
00:34:45,933 --> 00:34:47,800
All right, just between us,

1232
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,067
brothers and brother lovers...

1233
00:34:50,067 --> 00:34:50,933
>> Thank you.

1234
00:34:50,933 --> 00:34:52,967
>> Let's start with Willam.

1235
00:34:52,967 --> 00:34:54,567
>> I think Willam is extremely

1236
00:34:54,567 --> 00:34:56,067
fierce and extremely talented

1237
00:34:56,067 --> 00:34:57,767
and very freak and funny, but I

1238
00:34:57,767 --> 00:34:58,900
also think there's a borderline

1239
00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:00,800
of smarminess.

1240
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:01,600
I think there might be an

1241
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,400
attitude in there that can get

1242
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,433
in the way.

1243
00:35:03,433 --> 00:35:04,233
>> She seemed like a team

1244
00:35:04,233 --> 00:35:06,233
captain that didn't lead.

1245
00:35:06,233 --> 00:35:07,133
>> I think she did a good job of

1246
00:35:07,133 --> 00:35:08,200
leading.

1247
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,400
I don't feel that the Princess

1248
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,767
did a good job of following.

1249
00:35:11,767 --> 00:35:12,667
>> All right, let's talk about

1250
00:35:12,667 --> 00:35:13,600
the Princess.

1251
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:14,867
>> Her performance was really

1252
00:35:14,867 --> 00:35:15,967
flat.

1253
00:35:15,967 --> 00:35:17,067
>> RICK: I kind of thought there

1254
00:35:17,067 --> 00:35:18,533
was a rock star in there.

1255
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:19,533
>> She's not charismatic enough

1256
00:35:19,533 --> 00:35:20,833
to be a rock star.

1257
00:35:20,833 --> 00:35:22,133
>> RuPAUL: Dida Ritz.

1258
00:35:22,133 --> 00:35:23,700
>> She's pretty, it's just that

1259
00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:25,200
the wigs are not styled, they're

1260
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,133
not done.

1261
00:35:26,133 --> 00:35:27,067
>> You know,, she was going for

1262
00:35:27,067 --> 00:35:28,633
"Sex in the City," and it was

1263
00:35:28,633 --> 00:35:30,233
more like sex in the alley.

1264
00:35:30,233 --> 00:35:32,067
>> Oh, ok. Well, I'm not gonna

1265
00:35:32,067 --> 00:35:32,833
turn that down either.

1266
00:35:32,833 --> 00:35:33,867
>> Ah!

1267
00:35:33,867 --> 00:35:35,167
>> RuPAUL: Jiggly Caliente.

1268
00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:36,533
>> In the ring, she uses

1269
00:35:36,533 --> 00:35:37,733
everything she has.

1270
00:35:37,733 --> 00:35:39,333
I thought that was an outfit

1271
00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:40,067
until I realized that was really

1272
00:35:40,067 --> 00:35:41,100
her belly.

1273
00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:42,833
>> Ha ha!

1274
00:35:42,833 --> 00:35:44,267
Phi Phi O'Hara.

1275
00:35:44,267 --> 00:35:45,300
>> I don't know what's under all

1276
00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:46,300
that makeup, but she didn't

1277
00:35:46,300 --> 00:35:47,933
paint herself pretty.

1278
00:35:47,933 --> 00:35:48,867
>> I know she's heavy-handed on

1279
00:35:48,867 --> 00:35:50,833
the makeup, but hey...

1280
00:35:50,833 --> 00:35:52,100
who isn't?

1281
00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:53,567
>> Ha ha!

1282
00:35:53,567 --> 00:35:55,200
Lashauwn Beyond.

1283
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,333
Now, it was remarked that

1284
00:35:56,333 --> 00:35:58,433
Lashauwn's personality was kind

1285
00:35:58,433 --> 00:35:59,600
of shy.

1286
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:00,567
>> She'll get out of that

1287
00:36:00,567 --> 00:36:01,400
shyness when she realizes it

1288
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,467
doesn't get her anywhere.

1289
00:36:02,467 --> 00:36:04,633
>> She's a mess, and her

1290
00:36:04,633 --> 00:36:06,300
personality is like a...

1291
00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:07,567
[thumps table]

1292
00:36:07,567 --> 00:36:08,867
like a brick.

1293
00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:11,067
>> All right, Kenya Michaels.

1294
00:36:11,067 --> 00:36:13,200
Little Puerto Rican sweetheart.

1295
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,867
>> BILLY B.: She's half the size

1296
00:36:14,867 --> 00:36:17,067
of any of them with double or

1297
00:36:17,067 --> 00:36:19,067
triple everything else.

1298
00:36:19,067 --> 00:36:21,433
There was nothing wrong.

1299
00:36:21,433 --> 00:36:22,367
>> VISAGE: Her performance was

1300
00:36:22,367 --> 00:36:23,300
flawless as well.

1301
00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:24,367
I thought she did a great job as

1302
00:36:24,367 --> 00:36:25,667
Killer Kenya.

1303
00:36:25,667 --> 00:36:27,067
>> RuPAUL: Latrice Royale.

1304
00:36:27,067 --> 00:36:29,133
>> She owned that role in the

1305
00:36:29,133 --> 00:36:30,067
ring.

1306
00:36:30,067 --> 00:36:31,133
It was hard for anyone else to

1307
00:36:31,133 --> 00:36:32,600
do better than that.

1308
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:33,667
>> I was very happy with her,

1309
00:36:33,667 --> 00:36:35,300
and I do really like her and her

1310
00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:36,800
personality, so she's gonna be

1311
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,167
fun to watch.

1312
00:36:38,167 --> 00:36:42,100
>> All right, silence!

1313
00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:45,900
Bring back my girls.

1314
00:36:45,967 --> 00:36:47,267
Ha ha!

1315
00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:55,367
Welcome back, ladies.

1316
00:36:55,367 --> 00:36:57,300
Based on your presentation in

1317
00:36:57,300 --> 00:36:59,367
the main ring and on the main

1318
00:36:59,367 --> 00:37:03,733
stage, I've made some decisions.

1319
00:37:03,733 --> 00:37:08,233
Latrice Royale, Kenya Michaels,

1320
00:37:08,233 --> 00:37:11,067
Phi Phi O'Hara...

1321
00:37:11,067 --> 00:37:12,767
you ladies jumped on this

1322
00:37:12,767 --> 00:37:14,867
wrestling challenge and came out

1323
00:37:14,867 --> 00:37:17,400
on top.

1324
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,267
You are all safe.

1325
00:37:19,267 --> 00:37:21,767
>> Thank you.

1326
00:37:21,767 --> 00:37:23,567
>> You may leave the stage.

1327
00:37:27,667 --> 00:37:31,833
Jiggly Caliente, we want to know

1328
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,900
is there more to you than just a

1329
00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:37,667
queen from the hood.

1330
00:37:37,667 --> 00:37:40,933
You are safe.

1331
00:37:40,933 --> 00:37:42,100
>> Thank you.

1332
00:37:42,100 --> 00:37:43,100
Thank you.

1333
00:37:43,100 --> 00:37:43,800
>> RuPAUL: You may join the

1334
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:47,200
other girls.

1335
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,067
The Princess,

1336
00:37:49,067 --> 00:37:50,667
You were channeling Pink,

1337
00:37:50,667 --> 00:37:52,500
but your performance was

1338
00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:55,233
beige.

1339
00:37:55,233 --> 00:37:56,300
I'm sorry, my dear, but you are

1340
00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:59,800
up for elimination.

1341
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,300
>> PRINCESS: I'm shocked.

1342
00:38:01,367 --> 00:38:02,767
My outfit was on it today,

1343
00:38:02,767 --> 00:38:04,233
whether Billy B. liked my hair

1344
00:38:04,300 --> 00:38:05,533
or not, and I worked my ass off

1345
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:06,800
yesterday in the ring.

1346
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:07,800
There's no reason why I should

1347
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:12,067
have been in the bottom two.

1348
00:38:12,067 --> 00:38:15,167
>> RuPAUL: Willam...

1349
00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:16,600
you're safe.

1350
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:21,733
>> Bye.

1351
00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:24,633
>> Lashauwn Beyond, as a

1352
00:38:24,633 --> 00:38:26,933
wrestler, you were more mumble

1353
00:38:26,933 --> 00:38:29,800
than rumble.

1354
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,133
Dida Ritz, your "Sex in the

1355
00:38:32,133 --> 00:38:35,067
City" couture does not deserve a

1356
00:38:35,067 --> 00:38:37,900
sequel.

1357
00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:41,333
Dida Ritz...

1358
00:38:41,333 --> 00:38:43,500
you're safe.

1359
00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:44,867
>> Thank you.

1360
00:38:49,733 --> 00:38:51,933
>> Lashauwn Beyond, I'm sorry,

1361
00:38:51,933 --> 00:38:53,200
my dear, but you are up for

1362
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,333
elimination.

1363
00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:57,267
>> LASHAUWN: My whole body

1364
00:38:57,267 --> 00:38:58,533
started pumping.

1365
00:38:58,533 --> 00:38:59,467
I'm nervous because I want to

1366
00:38:59,467 --> 00:39:00,733
stay in the competition and I

1367
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,067
know this dictates if I will or

1368
00:39:02,067 --> 00:39:03,833
not.

1369
00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:06,700
>> Two queens stand before me.

1370
00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:08,167
Ladies, this is your last chance

1371
00:39:08,167 --> 00:39:11,300
to impress me and save yourself

1372
00:39:11,300 --> 00:39:14,133
from elimination.

1373
00:39:14,133 --> 00:39:17,400
The time has come to lip sync

1374
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,800
for your life.

1375
00:39:22,533 --> 00:39:24,067
>> I'm pretty amazing, and I'm

1376
00:39:24,067 --> 00:39:25,400
ready to show it.

1377
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,867
Bring it on.

1378
00:39:26,867 --> 00:39:29,667
>> Good luck and don't fuck it

1379
00:39:29,667 --> 00:39:30,833
up.

1380
00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:35,367
>> [music playing]

1381
00:39:35,433 --> 00:39:38,300
>> DONNA SUMMER: * Bad girls

1382
00:39:38,300 --> 00:39:42,700
Talking 'bout the sad girls

1383
00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:45,300
Sad girl

1384
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:48,467
Talking 'bout bad, bad girls

1385
00:39:48,467 --> 00:39:49,333
Yeah *

1386
00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:50,867
>> LASHAUWN: I want to show Ru

1387
00:39:50,867 --> 00:39:52,467
that I can get my personality.

1388
00:39:52,467 --> 00:39:53,733
It's not over yet.

1389
00:39:53,733 --> 00:39:55,200
I'm not ready to go.

1390
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,467
>> * Now you and me

1391
00:39:56,467 --> 00:39:57,367
We're both the same

1392
00:39:57,367 --> 00:39:58,733
>> Both the same

1393
00:39:58,733 --> 00:40:00,233
>> Though you call yourself

1394
00:40:00,233 --> 00:40:01,267
by a different name

1395
00:40:01,267 --> 00:40:02,733
>> Different name

1396
00:40:02,733 --> 00:40:04,167
>> Now your mama won't like it

1397
00:40:04,167 --> 00:40:05,200
if she finds out

1398
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:06,533
>> If she finds out *

1399
00:40:06,533 --> 00:40:07,733
>> PRINCESS: I'm telling myself,

1400
00:40:07,733 --> 00:40:09,100
soak up this moment right now,

1401
00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:10,333
live in it,

1402
00:40:10,333 --> 00:40:12,267
balls to the wall, do it.

1403
00:40:12,267 --> 00:40:13,967
>> * Beep beep, yeah

1404
00:40:13,967 --> 00:40:15,133
Beep beep *

1405
00:40:15,133 --> 00:40:16,033
>> WILLAM: To do the whole song

1406
00:40:16,033 --> 00:40:17,867
with no shoes in closed-toe

1407
00:40:17,933 --> 00:40:21,100
panty hose like web-footed duck.

1408
00:40:21,167 --> 00:40:22,300
Lashauwn's drag mother was gonna

1409
00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:24,033
ream him for not even starting

1410
00:40:24,033 --> 00:40:25,767
the song in shoes.

1411
00:40:25,767 --> 00:40:26,833
>> * Do you want to spend some

1412
00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:28,633
time, yeah

1413
00:40:28,633 --> 00:40:29,900
>> Beep beep

1414
00:40:29,900 --> 00:40:32,400
>> Talking 'bout sad girls

1415
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,333
>> Beep beep

1416
00:40:34,333 --> 00:40:36,367
Toot toot, hey

1417
00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:38,867
Beep beep *

1418
00:40:38,867 --> 00:40:41,067
>> VISAGE: Woo!

1419
00:40:44,867 --> 00:40:47,367
>> Ladies, I've made

1420
00:40:47,367 --> 00:40:49,700
my decision.

1421
00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:52,833
The Princess...

1422
00:40:52,833 --> 00:40:57,200
Shanté, you stay.

1423
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:58,933
You may join the other girls.

1424
00:41:03,267 --> 00:41:06,867
Lashauwn, you are a young queen.

1425
00:41:06,867 --> 00:41:09,067
May this experience lift you to

1426
00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:13,100
new heights above and beyond.

1427
00:41:13,100 --> 00:41:17,367
Now sashay away.

1428
00:41:17,367 --> 00:41:18,700
>> Thank you.

1429
00:41:21,233 --> 00:41:22,367
>> LASHAUWN: It's bittersweet,

1430
00:41:22,367 --> 00:41:23,800
but I'm happy.

1431
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:24,967
For me to be so young and I've

1432
00:41:24,967 --> 00:41:25,967
only been doing it for such a

1433
00:41:25,967 --> 00:41:27,600
short amount of time.

1434
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:28,733
Some of these girls being 40 and

1435
00:41:28,733 --> 00:41:33,733
50, so it was sickening.

1436
00:41:33,733 --> 00:41:35,867
>> Condragulation, ladies.

1437
00:41:35,933 --> 00:41:38,133
And remember, if you can't love

1438
00:41:38,133 --> 00:41:39,567
yourself, how in the hell you

1439
00:41:39,567 --> 00:41:40,967
gonna love somebody else.

1440
00:41:40,967 --> 00:41:42,767
Can I get an amen up in here?

1441
00:41:42,767 --> 00:41:44,067
>> Amen!

1442
00:41:44,067 --> 00:41:45,467
>> All right, let the music

1443
00:41:45,467 --> 00:41:46,667
play!

1444
00:41:46,667 --> 00:41:48,667
>> [music plays]

1445
00:41:52,633 --> 00:41:54,367
>> * D-d-d-do it right

1446
00:41:54,367 --> 00:41:56,333
This is how we get it

1447
00:41:56,333 --> 00:41:57,900
How we get it

1448
00:41:57,900 --> 00:41:59,733
This is how we get it

1449
00:41:59,733 --> 00:42:01,333
I'll dance to you

1450
00:42:01,333 --> 00:42:02,233
Hey *