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>> RuPAUL: Previously on

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"RuPaul's Drag Race."

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>> I look spooky, but I'm really

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nice.

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>> The weakest out of everybody

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I would say is Sharon Needles.

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>> Shut up!

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>> RuPAUL: Are you ready to

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experience a female phenomenon?

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>> MILAN: I'm nervous about

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Madame LaQueer.

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She's not as physical as the

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rest of us.

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>> Madame LaQueer, Chad

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Michaels, you are both the

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winners of this week's

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challenge.

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>> LaQUEER: Oh, my god, I feel

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so great.

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I certainly actually proved them

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wrong.

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>> The Princess.

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Shanté, you stay.

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Lashauwn, sashay away.

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And tonight music makes the

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people come together.

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The dolls get a special guest.

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>> Hi, Ru!

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>> RuPAUL: And testify.

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>> All right!

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>> RuPAUL: With extra-special

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guest judges Natalie Cole and

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"Glee's" Amber Riley.

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The winner of "RuPaul's Drag

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Race" will receive a lifetime

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supply of Nyx Cosmetics: a

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one-of-a-kind trip courtesy of

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ALandCHUCK.travel; headline

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Logo's Drag Race Tour featuring

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Absolut vodka, cocktails

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perfected; and a cash prize of

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$100,000.

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And may the best woman win.

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>> * "RuPaul's Drag Race"

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>> Gentlemen, start your engines

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>> "RuPaul's Drag Race"

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>> May the best woman win

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>> "RuPaul's Drag Race"

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>> Gentlemen, start your engines

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>> "RuPaul's Drag Race"

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>> May the best woman win

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>> Best woman win *

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>> LaQUEER: Cheesecake.

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Cheesecake.

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Cluck, cluck, queens.

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>> LATRICE: My baby's gone.

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My baby's gone.

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>> Oh!

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>> LATRICE: All of my girls

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are gone.

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This is the real deal.

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If you are not on top of your

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P's and your Q's, you'll be ex.

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>> DIDA: "Stay true to you,

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xoxo."

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Princess, what was it like to

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lip sync for your life?

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>> I just had fun with it.

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If this is the last time I'm on

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the stage, I'm gonna soak it up.

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Being in the bottom two was

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ridiculously awful.

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>> Aw!

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>> PRINCESS: So I need to step

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it up a little bit more.

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Peace out.

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>> Bitch could sew.

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>> She sure could.

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>> She was very talented.

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>> Well, she's gone now.

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>> Man your station.

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>> Do you think you deserved to

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be in the bottom?

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>> No.

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>> Who do you think deserved to

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be in the bottom?

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>> Jiggly.

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I think if I were to do it over,

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after the comments that you

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>> The thing is Princess is very

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vag, she's very quiet.

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We need it to be, like, crazy

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bitches.

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>> I probably would go back and

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say, "Jiggly can go."

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>> Now would you just say that

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because she said something or...

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>> Fuck yes.

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>> [siren blares]

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>> Woo!

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>> RuPAUL: Girl, you've got

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shemail.

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Listen up, glamazons, America's

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next drag superstar is no

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one-hit wonder, so if you want

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to live forever, you've got to

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be a champion.

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And with a little bit of love,

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even a ladyboy can be a cover

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girl.

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And for the record, those are

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all available on iTunes.

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>> [laughter]

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>> Hello, hello, hello.

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>> Hi!

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>> Ladies, for today's

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mini-challenge, we're gonna do a

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little something different.

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We're gonna do something for

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someone else.

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>> Aw.

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>> Imagine that.

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Now, I love making music, and

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I'm honored whenever anyone

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makes an online video of one of

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my songs, but there's one in

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particular that really moved me,

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and I want to share it with you.

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* If I dream

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everything I want to be

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If I dream

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all the possibilities

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Is it just for me?

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In your wildest dreams

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it will come true

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It will come true *

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>> RuPAUL: That's Piyah Martell.

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She was born with Caudal

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Regression Syndrome that

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prevented her legs from growing.

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That hasn't stopped her from

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dreaming big.

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She has always wanted to be a

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part of "RuPaul's Drag Race,"

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and I've invited her here today.

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Oh, pit crew!

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>> All right!

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>> Wow!

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>> All right, mama.

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>> Hello, my darling.

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Mwah! Mwah!

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Now, Piyah, honey, you were

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delivering such Mariah Carey

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realness in that video.

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You really captured that song.

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>> If you really do believe in

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something, you can't give up,

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you know?

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If you dream and dream, one day

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it can happen.

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> Piyah just went right to my

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heart.

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To see her pursuing her dreams,

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it was very inspiring.

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>> Our mini-challenge today is

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inspired by you.

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Ladies, Piyah has an online

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following, and she calls her

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fans "butterflies."

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You're going to create a

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fashion-forward headpiece that

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Piyah can wear in her next video

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with these colorful butterflies.

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So, ladies, you need to pair up,

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so pick a partner.

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All right, so there's an odd

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number of queens, so that leaves

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Jiggly all alone

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Jiggly, you get to pick which

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pair you'd like to join.

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>> Ha ha!

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>> Hell no.

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>> Pretty girl.

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>> Ha ha!

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>> Say it again.

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>> Now you've got 20 minutes.

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Ready, set, go!

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>> Oh, god.

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>> Rarh!

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Getting it stocked!

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>> LATRICE: That's gorgeous.

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Now we're cooking.

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>> Jiggly, just get that done.

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>> One for Piyah, baby.

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>> RuPAUL: Ok, ladies.

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>> Shit.

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>> RuPAUL: Time's up.

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>> You'll just have to hold it.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Let's see what you crafty

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caterpillars have come up with.

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The first headpiece is from

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Milan and Latrice Royale.

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>> MILAN: The basis of making a

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headdress is to make sure that

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you can actually wear it.

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>> Yes.

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>> We failed.

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>> RuPAUL: From the house of

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Sharon Needles and Madame

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LaQueer.

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>> Yes.

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>> Very royal wedding.

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>> Pop a little veil on there

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and you're ready for a funeral.

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>> Ha ha!

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>> RuPAUL: From the house of

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Chad Michaels and Willam a very

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tasteful number there.

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Is it fly, girl?

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>> Hope you're trying to mop it.

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>> RuPAUL: From the house of

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Dida Ritz and The Princess.

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I could see Mariah Carey selling

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this on HSN.

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least, from the house of Phi Phi

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O'Hara, Kenya Michaels, and

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Jiggly Caliente, it's a

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butterfly extravaganza!

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>> So you wanted something that

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was gonna be as big and as

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beautiful as her spirit and

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represent her as a whole.

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Tell me, darling.

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And the winner of this

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mini-challenge is...

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Phi Phi, Kenya, and Jiggly.

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Gorgeous.

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>> Wow!

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>> Piyah, your ride is here to

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pick you up like the queen that

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you are.

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Thank you, darling.

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>> Bye, Piyah.

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>> RuPAUL: We can't wait to see

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your next video.

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Music makes the people come

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together.

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For this main challenge, you'll

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be producing and starring in

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infomercials for my albums

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"Champion" and "Glamazon."

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You'll need to sell each song

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based on a personal memory, like

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your first kiss or your first

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time in drag.

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Phi Phi, Kenya, and Jiggly, you

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won the mini-challenge, but Phi

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Phi and Kenya, you won the coin

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toss, so you two will be team

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captains.

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Phi Phi, you are team Champion.

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Kenya, you're team Glamazon.

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All right, Kenya, pick a queen.

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>> Chad Michaels.

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>> Phi Phi, your turn.

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>> Sharon Needles.

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>> Yes, ma'am, Phi Phi.

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>> I'm not dumb.

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>> Mr. Willam.

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>> Dida Ritz.

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>> Milan.

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>> Latrice the beast.

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>> Argh!

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>> Princess!

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>> RuPAUL: All right, two queens

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left, Jiggly and Madame LaQueer.

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>> Jiggly, get your butt over

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here.

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>> Hee hee.

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>> LaQUEER: Again I got picked

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last.

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I thought that Kenya was going

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to go through for me.

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>> And that means Madame

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LaQueer is team Glamazon.

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>> I gave a hand.

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She rejected it.

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>> Over there!

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>> Ooh oh.

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>> So are the people going to

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see that the Puerto Rican girls

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in the competition does not help

301
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each other?

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That's sad.

303
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That is very sad.

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>> Ladies, my entire recording

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career is in your hands.

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Gentlemen, start your engines,

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and may the best seller win.

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Coming up...

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>> Argh!

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>> Oh.

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>> God!

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>> I just felt like I was on a

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team of the busted.

314
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>> How are you gonna put it all

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out there?

316
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>> I think I just haven't been

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given the opportunity.

318
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>> Well, I don't know about

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that.

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Ha ha!

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RuPAUL: Ha ha!

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>> Boom.

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Boom.

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>> Our challenge today is to

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make a infomercial to sell

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RuPaul's albums "Glamazon" and

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"Champion."

328
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I have a killer pimple, and I

329
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did not know this.

330
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So we have to make testimonials

331
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depending on which song we were

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assigned.

333
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We had to have a choreographed

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dance, make costumes.

335
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Do you have any plastic

336
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necklaces?

337
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>> Um, I have, like, one

338
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turquoise one.

339
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You want it?

340
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>> KENYA: Oh, no, no, no, no.

341
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It has to be, like, darker.

342
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Each team got assigned a

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different album.

344
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So we got "Champion."

345
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Are you guys gonna start getting

346
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ready or not?

347
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>> Well, do you want to start

348
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doing choreography and

349
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everything?

350
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>> Oh, yeah, we got to do our

351
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choreography.

352
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Fucking shit.

353
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>> Girl.

354
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> It's only a little snippet.

355
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>> Have you listened to it?

356
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>> Oh.

357
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It's every song off the album.

358
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>> LATRICE: Album, yeah.

359
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>> An hour and a half to do

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choreography plus do the

361
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costumes plus pick our pictures

362
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and memorize the song and do a

363
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dance.

364
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>> Mm-hmm.

365
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>> Argh!

366
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God!

367
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>> Get into it, girl,

368
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get into it.

369
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>> We can't do this.

370
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We can't let this wreck us.

371
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Come on.

372
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>> LATRICE: Phi Phi is the team

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leader.

374
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Definitely there was a lot of

375
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pressure.

376
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Who says the captain goes down

377
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with the ship.

378
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>> Do y'all's face, like, super

379
00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:01,300
fast, so that way we can

380
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rehearse afterwards.

381
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>> And we'll be painted in 30

382
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minutes.

383
00:11:04,067 --> 00:11:04,733
>> In 30?

384
00:11:04,733 --> 00:11:06,200
>> Mm-hmm.

385
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,067
>> Just put some white powder on

386
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your face and look gothic.

387
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:11,433
That's all we need you to do.

388
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>> SHARON: Phi Phi, he wants to

389
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call me goth and wants to

390
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push me into

391
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one small box, which is a box

392
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she knows nothing about.

393
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I just felt like I was in a team

394
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of the busted, and I wanted to

395
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be in the team with the justice.

396
00:11:27,867 --> 00:11:28,767
>> Ok, so what we need to do is

397
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come up with a theme.

398
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>> We try to pull a Glamazon on

399
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our animals or our fears,

400
00:11:33,967 --> 00:11:35,433
costume to the...

401
00:11:35,467 --> 00:11:36,733
>> Yeah, but because of our

402
00:11:36,733 --> 00:11:37,867
timeframe, we got to make sure

403
00:11:37,867 --> 00:11:38,767
that everybody can get something

404
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that's universal.

405
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Let's just decide to go '80s.

406
00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:42,967
I think we all knew that Kenya

407
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had a language barrier, so I

408
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:47,367
decided to take control of that

409
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situation and help Kenya.

410
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We have to pick our individual

411
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backgrounds for our

412
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individual...

413
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>> Ok, great.

414
00:11:53,167 --> 00:11:55,167
>> Can you find humor in that?

415
00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:55,867
You know what I'm saying?

416
00:11:55,867 --> 00:11:56,533
Like--

417
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>> Any clouds?

418
00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:58,567
>> Yeah.

419
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>> Kenya is supposed to be the

420
00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:00,733
team leader, but Milan is

421
00:12:00,733 --> 00:12:02,667
stepping in, and I'm sorry, I

422
00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:03,967
don't think it's the language

423
00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:05,133
barrier.

424
00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:06,533
>> Eighties is about this.

425
00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:08,067
You know, it's about this.

426
00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:09,433
It's about ha ha!

427
00:12:09,433 --> 00:12:10,367
>> This first position for the

428
00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:11,267
"Superstar," why the first

429
00:12:11,267 --> 00:12:12,300
position?

430
00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:13,400
>> It's...

431
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,633
* Gonna love you as you are

432
00:12:15,633 --> 00:12:18,267
>> As next, next we can--

433
00:12:18,267 --> 00:12:20,267
we can--we can try to--

434
00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:21,400
>> Milan kept talking over

435
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,367
Kenya.

436
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,467
>> Maybe I think that--

437
00:12:23,467 --> 00:12:24,233
>> Hold on, hold on.

438
00:12:24,233 --> 00:12:25,167
>> WILLAM: It's getting old.

439
00:12:25,233 --> 00:12:29,133
It's getting real damn old.

440
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,933
>> Hello, hello, hello.

441
00:12:30,933 --> 00:12:31,833
>> Hi, RuPaul!

442
00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:32,967
>> Hi!

443
00:12:32,967 --> 00:12:34,400
>> I want to know how my

444
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,833
infomercials are coming along.

445
00:12:36,833 --> 00:12:38,233
>> Come, mama, come.

446
00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:40,100
>> Well, hello team Glamazon.

447
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,400
>> Hi, RuPaul.

448
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,400
>> Willam, what song are you

449
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,667
gonna do?

450
00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:45,833
>> I get to do "Click Clack."

451
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:46,700
>> And you're a shoe queen,

452
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:47,867
aren't you?

453
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,433
>> I brought 34 pairs of shoes.

454
00:12:49,433 --> 00:12:51,167
>> [laughter]

455
00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:53,067
>> I have some great '80s shoes.

456
00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:53,767
>> Is the whole group dressing

457
00:12:53,767 --> 00:12:54,600
'80s?

458
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,533
>> Yes.

459
00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:57,067
>> So, Captain Kenya, how did

460
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:58,633
you decide on '80s?

461
00:12:58,633 --> 00:12:59,433
>> Personally speaking, I think

462
00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:00,600
as you listen to the album,

463
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:01,733
there's some '80s influence

464
00:13:01,733 --> 00:13:02,800
going on.

465
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,067
We wanted to try to stay true

466
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,100
to the essence and the influence

467
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,133
of the album.

468
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,333
>> RuPAUL: Kenya, who is in

469
00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:08,267
charge here?

470
00:13:08,267 --> 00:13:09,633
Is it you or Milan?

471
00:13:09,633 --> 00:13:10,800
>> We decided to share it

472
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:11,733
because, you know, of the

473
00:13:11,733 --> 00:13:12,733
language barrier.

474
00:13:12,733 --> 00:13:13,667
>> Right.

475
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:14,700
>> KENYA: I think that Milan

476
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,267
talk too much.

477
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,667
The English is not my first

478
00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:20,233
language, but I'm trying.

479
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,800
>> Princess, you've been known

480
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:22,733
here on the show as sort of the

481
00:13:22,733 --> 00:13:24,067
quiet one, the Zen one.

482
00:13:24,067 --> 00:13:25,267
>> Right.

483
00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:27,167
>> How are you gonna put it all

484
00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:28,067
out there?

485
00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:29,333
>> I think I just haven't been

486
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:30,600
given the opportunity to do

487
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,500
that.

488
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:32,367
>> Well, I don't know about

489
00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:33,767
that.

490
00:13:33,767 --> 00:13:34,633
We've given you a few

491
00:13:34,633 --> 00:13:35,667
opportunities.

492
00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:36,467
You have an opportunity right

493
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,867
now to do it.

494
00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:38,733
>> PRINCESS: It just sucks to

495
00:13:38,733 --> 00:13:39,833
hear that in criticism when I've

496
00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:42,100
been giving it my 100%.

497
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:47,100
It just boggles my mind.

498
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:48,267
>> Well, well, well, team

499
00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:49,633
Champion.

500
00:13:49,633 --> 00:13:50,933
>> Hi, Ru.

501
00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:51,800
>> Phi Phi, you're captain

502
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:52,633
again.

503
00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:53,567
>> I am captain again.

504
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:54,467
>> How did that happen?

505
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,067
>> I'm just amazing.

506
00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:58,100
>> RuPAUL: You are amazing.

507
00:13:58,100 --> 00:13:59,500
So, Sharon Needles, what song

508
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,600
are you gonna do?

509
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,733
>> I'm going to be doing

510
00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:02,567
"Covergirl."

511
00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:03,600
>> "Covergirl"?

512
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,567
>> Mm-hmm. I'm going to be

513
00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:06,200
pitching it to an alternative

514
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,067
audience who might think your

515
00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:10,267
music is too dancey.

516
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,300
>> Wait a minute, exsqueeze me.

517
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:13,833
>> Well, it is very dancey, but

518
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,200
it also, you know, has other

519
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,467
elements to it that I think

520
00:14:16,467 --> 00:14:18,733
works for all audiences.

521
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:21,100
>> Uh-huh.

522
00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:21,900
>> Dida, what song are you

523
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:22,733
doing?

524
00:14:22,733 --> 00:14:24,233
>> I'm doing a Stepford wife

525
00:14:24,233 --> 00:14:25,233
dancing to RuPaul's

526
00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:26,167
"Main Event."

527
00:14:26,167 --> 00:14:27,233
And when she hears this song, it

528
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,867
reminds her of the fun that she

529
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:29,633
had.

530
00:14:29,633 --> 00:14:30,600
>> Ah.

531
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,067
So maybe she was a "Solid Gold"

532
00:14:32,067 --> 00:14:32,967
dancer in another life?

533
00:14:32,967 --> 00:14:33,800
>> Maybe. Maybe she was a

534
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,367
RuPaul dancer back in the days.

535
00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:37,067
>> Ha ha!

536
00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:37,900
>> Now I'm gonna let y'all get

537
00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:39,067
to it, ok?

538
00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:39,800
>> Thank you, Ru.

539
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,867
>> All right, bye.

540
00:14:41,867 --> 00:14:44,433
Ladies, gather around.

541
00:14:44,433 --> 00:14:46,433
Remember, you need to connect

542
00:14:46,433 --> 00:14:48,167
with the TV audience, make 'em

543
00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:50,933
laugh, sell some product, and

544
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,067
pitch your heart out.

545
00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:54,933
Oh, and one more thing.

546
00:14:54,933 --> 00:14:56,267
Don't fuck it up.

547
00:14:56,267 --> 00:14:57,133
Ok.

548
00:14:57,133 --> 00:14:57,933
>> Amen!

549
00:14:57,933 --> 00:14:58,633
>> Bye, Ru.

550
00:14:58,633 --> 00:15:00,067
>> Bye, Ru.

551
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,067
>> RuPAUL: Coming up...

552
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,333
Are you ready to move some

553
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:03,433
units?

554
00:15:03,433 --> 00:15:04,367
>> [sniffs]

555
00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:05,267
>> We're ready.

556
00:15:05,267 --> 00:15:06,267
>> Action.

557
00:15:06,267 --> 00:15:07,867
>> When I first heard RuPaul's

558
00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:09,267
"Cover Girl--"

559
00:15:09,267 --> 00:15:10,067
>> Cut. Next.

560
00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:11,300
>> Woo woo woo!

561
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:13,633
>> Girl, from the dick train.

562
00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:15,267
>> RuPaul's music...

563
00:15:15,267 --> 00:15:16,467
Oh, fuck.

564
00:15:16,467 --> 00:15:17,633
>> RuPAUL: Cut.

565
00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:18,433
Ha ha!

566
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:26,167
RuPAUL: Ha ha!

567
00:15:26,167 --> 00:15:29,800
Here they are, team Glamazon.

568
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,733
>> WILLAM: The infomercial

569
00:15:30,733 --> 00:15:32,067
challenge is kind of daunting

570
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:32,900
because we're doing lots of

571
00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:34,167
different segments, there's

572
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,300
different outfits to think

573
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:36,433
about.

574
00:15:36,433 --> 00:15:37,733
>> We have props for you if you

575
00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:38,833
like.

576
00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:40,100
There are some Iron Fist shoes

577
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:42,733
which I designed, and the pit

578
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:45,100
crew is also included.

579
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:46,367
You just got to return them when

580
00:15:46,367 --> 00:15:47,533
you're done.

581
00:15:47,533 --> 00:15:49,067
>> [laughter]

582
00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:50,133
>> PRINCESS: We're shooting the

583
00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:51,067
opening scene of the

584
00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:52,133
infomercial.

585
00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:53,733
Our team looks phenomenal in our

586
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,067
'80's looks, and we are so ready

587
00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:56,800
to do it.

588
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,067
We're gonna do amazing.

589
00:15:58,067 --> 00:15:58,733
>> RuPAUL: All right, here we

590
00:15:58,733 --> 00:15:59,700
go.

591
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:00,967
Action.

592
00:16:00,967 --> 00:16:04,300
>> [music playing]

593
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:06,500
>> Do the line.

594
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:09,167
Do the line.

595
00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:10,800
>> Cut. Now, I know you flubbed

596
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:11,933
a little bit, so that's ok,

597
00:16:11,933 --> 00:16:12,967
that's ok.

598
00:16:12,967 --> 00:16:14,333
Just keep on going.

599
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,800
>> Hey, Chad, is that RuPaul's

600
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,067
"Glamazon"?

601
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:18,267
>> Oh, my god, it takes me so

602
00:16:18,267 --> 00:16:19,433
far back.

603
00:16:19,433 --> 00:16:21,233
>> RuPaul's music...

604
00:16:21,233 --> 00:16:23,067
Oh, fuck.

605
00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:24,233
Order all your favorites and

606
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,667
hits now.

607
00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:29,633
The pit crew is standing by.

608
00:16:29,633 --> 00:16:31,267
>> Uh, you read the line wrong.

609
00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:32,500
>> Yeah, it's "Order now."

610
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,433
>> Order now.

611
00:16:33,433 --> 00:16:35,067
>> "Get all your favorite hits.

612
00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:37,267
The pit crew is standing by."

613
00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:38,400
>> Nobody gets their line right

614
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,900
the first time.

615
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:41,100
>> Order now and other favorite

616
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,133
hits.

617
00:16:42,133 --> 00:16:45,933
The pit crew is standing by.

618
00:16:45,933 --> 00:16:48,933
>> All right, who's up next?

619
00:16:48,933 --> 00:16:50,433
You tell me when you're ready.

620
00:16:50,433 --> 00:16:51,733
>> [sniffs]

621
00:16:51,733 --> 00:16:52,467
I'm ready.

622
00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:53,567
>> Action.

623
00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:55,300
>> * Where are my girls at?

624
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:57,333
Make your heels clack

625
00:16:57,333 --> 00:17:00,133
Where are my girls at?

626
00:17:00,133 --> 00:17:05,433
Make your heels clack *

627
00:17:05,433 --> 00:17:08,433
>> RuPAUL: Milan is up next.

628
00:17:08,433 --> 00:17:09,267
>> MILAN: Before I listened to

629
00:17:09,267 --> 00:17:11,567
RuPaul's "Superstar," I was so

630
00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:13,500
emotional, but after listening

631
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,900
to it, I found out that the

632
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,333
greatest hit of all is inside of

633
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:19,767
me.

634
00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:21,133
>> RuPAUL: Now, you know, that's

635
00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:22,833
another artist actually.

636
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:23,567
>> MICHELLE: I was gonna say,

637
00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:24,300
but you're pitching

638
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,300
Whitney there.

639
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:26,133
>> WILLAM: Any bitch with common

640
00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:27,267
sense knows don't channel

641
00:17:27,267 --> 00:17:28,367
Whitney Houston in a RuPaul

642
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:29,733
infomercial.

643
00:17:29,733 --> 00:17:30,600
>> RuPAUL: Thanks, Whitney.

644
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,833
We'll call you later.

645
00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:34,133
Look at you.

646
00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:35,567
>> MICHELLE: She got bones.

647
00:17:35,567 --> 00:17:37,067
>> No, these are just bones from

648
00:17:37,067 --> 00:17:39,467
some leopard...

649
00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:40,533
>> MICHELLE: Leopard-osaurus.

650
00:17:40,533 --> 00:17:42,067
>> Yeah, some Roberto Cavalli, I

651
00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:43,867
don't know, or something, yes.

652
00:17:43,867 --> 00:17:44,533
Love it.

653
00:17:44,533 --> 00:17:45,700
All right, here we go.

654
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:46,867
Action!

655
00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:47,900
* Stand up

656
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,567
Light a fire up

657
00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:51,500
A revolution *

658
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,300
Ha ha!

659
00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:55,200
* Get your rebel on

660
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,133
Yeah, cut.

661
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,733
All right, team Champion.

662
00:17:59,733 --> 00:18:01,400
Phi Phi O'Hara, she got a funny

663
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,567
on.

664
00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:04,833
Girls from the dick train.

665
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:05,733
>> PHI PHI: Now it's our team's

666
00:18:05,733 --> 00:18:07,700
turn to do the infomercial to

667
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:10,333
sell RuPaul's album "Champion."

668
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:13,067
>> And...action.

669
00:18:13,067 --> 00:18:14,933
* And I don't care

670
00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:16,633
if people stare *

671
00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:17,667
>> Cut!

672
00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,167
Give it all you got this time.

673
00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:21,333
And action.

674
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,867
* Yeah, up under flashing lights

675
00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:25,500
No, don't be *

676
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,367
>> PHI PHI: I feel amazing

677
00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:27,300
during the shoot.

678
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:28,367
Ru's laughing.

679
00:18:28,367 --> 00:18:29,933
Michelle's laughing and giving,

680
00:18:29,933 --> 00:18:31,167
you know, Phi Phi fierce the

681
00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:31,867
house down.

682
00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:34,167
>> RuPAUL: Ha ha!

683
00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:35,667
Action.

684
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:37,233
>> When I first heard "Lady

685
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:39,533
Boy," my madam says, "That's

686
00:18:39,533 --> 00:18:41,600
not soy sauce in your panties."

687
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,300
>> Cut. It's not what in your

688
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:44,167
panties?

689
00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:45,233
>> Soy sauce.

690
00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:46,300
>> Oh. Sell it.

691
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:47,433
You got to sell it, ok?

692
00:18:47,433 --> 00:18:48,367
But that was--

693
00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:50,100
That's--that's good.

694
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:51,467
>> That is not soy sauce in your

695
00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:52,667
panties.

696
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:55,533
That is happy ending, singing.

697
00:18:55,533 --> 00:18:57,600
>> My god.

698
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,100
>> Sorry.

699
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:00,567
>> Action.

700
00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:01,967
>> When I first heard RuPaul's

701
00:19:01,967 --> 00:19:03,833
"Cover Girl," I was covered in

702
00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:05,067
blood.

703
00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:06,367
I was slaughtering a sacrificial

704
00:19:06,367 --> 00:19:07,500
lamb.

705
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,233
>> Cut. The thing here is it's

706
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:10,300
supposed to be funny.

707
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,233
Make it funny.

708
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,133
Let's do one more.

709
00:19:12,133 --> 00:19:13,200
>> Sure.

710
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,967
Phi Phi had told me to do just

711
00:19:14,967 --> 00:19:16,500
my spoofy shtick.

712
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,933
But they're just not really

713
00:19:17,933 --> 00:19:18,933
getting it.

714
00:19:18,933 --> 00:19:20,100
>> You have one take left.

715
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:22,200
Make it work for you, ok?

716
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,467
>> Ok.

717
00:19:23,467 --> 00:19:24,600
Though I may dabble in the black

718
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,300
arts, when I hear RuPaul's

719
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:29,067
music, I see the light.

720
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,833
>> RuPAUL: Cut.

721
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,667
>> Ah. This is a mess.

722
00:19:32,733 --> 00:19:33,733
>> One day I was home making a

723
00:19:33,733 --> 00:19:35,200
warm apple pie for my husband

724
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,233
and "Main Event" came on by

725
00:19:36,233 --> 00:19:37,267
RuPaul.

726
00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:38,233
It reminds me of the main event

727
00:19:38,233 --> 00:19:39,167
that happens in the bedroom with

728
00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:40,867
my husband.

729
00:19:40,867 --> 00:19:42,233
>> So you're making a sexual

730
00:19:42,233 --> 00:19:43,900
innuendo there.

731
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:44,900
>> No.

732
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:45,967
>> RuPAUL: I think you've got to

733
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:47,367
sell that a little bit more.

734
00:19:47,367 --> 00:19:48,367
>> It reminds me of the main

735
00:19:48,367 --> 00:19:49,567
event that I was gonna get later

736
00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:51,633
with my husband.

737
00:19:51,633 --> 00:19:53,967
>> Cut. I like to go as far as

738
00:19:53,967 --> 00:19:55,133
possible and have the director

739
00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:56,433
pull me back.

740
00:19:56,433 --> 00:19:57,167
>> DIDA: Ok.

741
00:19:57,167 --> 00:19:57,967
>> You know.

742
00:19:58,067 --> 00:19:59,400
>> Ok. This is bad.

743
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,133
I'm feeling nervous.

744
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:01,167
I'm feeling scared.

745
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:01,900
I'm really screwing this up

746
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,800
right now in front of RuPaul.

747
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:04,900
It reminds me of the main event

748
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,000
that was gonna happen later on

749
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:06,967
with my husband.

750
00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:10,400
Hee hee!

751
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,700
>> RuPAUL: Ok, cut.

752
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:14,000
We'll see you on the flip side.

753
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,667
>> [alarm clock buzzing]

754
00:20:24,033 --> 00:20:25,433
>> All right, mamí, elimination

755
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,733
day.

756
00:20:26,733 --> 00:20:28,533
>> Come on!

757
00:20:28,533 --> 00:20:30,900
>> I'm so nervous about today.

758
00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:31,933
>> Why are you nervous?

759
00:20:31,933 --> 00:20:33,967
>> It's all going terrible.

760
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:35,167
I'm just shaking in my boots

761
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,633
right now and preparing myself

762
00:20:36,633 --> 00:20:38,367
for the worst.

763
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:39,567
I just felt like I was working

764
00:20:39,567 --> 00:20:43,133
with a whole bunch of amateurs.

765
00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:44,733
>> Sharon's scared because now

766
00:20:44,733 --> 00:20:45,567
he's in the same boat as all of

767
00:20:45,567 --> 00:20:47,400
us and he doesn't have immunity.

768
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,700
>> And the only reason why he's

769
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:50,067
scared is because he didn't

770
00:20:50,067 --> 00:20:51,367
steal the show.

771
00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:53,133
>> I stole the show!

772
00:20:53,133 --> 00:20:54,067
I don't want to

773
00:20:54,067 --> 00:20:55,333
stress out anymore worrying

774
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,633
about Sharon thinks of me.

775
00:20:57,633 --> 00:20:58,700
I picked a character for her

776
00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:00,067
that she can excel at.

777
00:21:00,067 --> 00:21:01,167
She has one good characteristic,

778
00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:02,433
she might as well use it.

779
00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:03,333
Bitch, shut the fuck up.

780
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:05,200
This is my team.

781
00:21:05,267 --> 00:21:07,067
>> RuPAUL: Coming up.

782
00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:08,067
>> In that video, you looked

783
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:08,933
uncomfortable.

784
00:21:08,933 --> 00:21:09,700
>> It kind of freaked me out a

785
00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:10,667
little bit.

786
00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,067
>> You were extremely flat.

787
00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:13,067
>> Did you work well with Phi

788
00:21:13,067 --> 00:21:14,133
Phi?

789
00:21:14,133 --> 00:21:15,167
>> She definitely didn't bring a

790
00:21:15,167 --> 00:21:18,067
strong leadership role.

791
00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:19,167
>> RuPAUL: Ha ha!

792
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,100
>> RuPAUL: Ha ha!

793
00:21:26,533 --> 00:21:28,200
Ha ha!

794
00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:32,567
* Cover girl

795
00:21:32,567 --> 00:21:34,833
Put some bass in your walk

796
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:36,433
Head to toe

797
00:21:36,433 --> 00:21:39,600
let your whole body talk *

798
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:43,067
And what?

799
00:21:43,067 --> 00:21:44,533
Hey, guys.

800
00:21:44,533 --> 00:21:45,367
>> Hey, Ru.

801
00:21:45,367 --> 00:21:46,200
>> Hey, gorgeous.

802
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,200
>> Woo!

803
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:50,100
>> Michelle Visage, hi, mama.

804
00:21:50,167 --> 00:21:52,133
>> Hi, baby, how are you?

805
00:21:52,133 --> 00:21:53,733
>> Great. I can see that you're

806
00:21:53,733 --> 00:21:55,867
broadcasting in stereo tonight.

807
00:21:55,867 --> 00:21:56,967
>> Is there any other way?

808
00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:58,067
>> Ha ha!

809
00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,833
Hey, Santino.

810
00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:01,400
Or should I say, "Shalom"?

811
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:02,233
>> Ha ha!

812
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:03,300
Shalom!

813
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:04,300
>> How about the beautiful and

814
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:06,600
talented Amber Riley?

815
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:07,467
Welcome.

816
00:22:07,467 --> 00:22:08,367
>> Thank you.

817
00:22:08,367 --> 00:22:09,600
I'm so excited to be here.

818
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:10,900
>> We're excited to have you.

819
00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:12,933
I'm a big Gleek.

820
00:22:12,933 --> 00:22:15,367
And nine-time Grammy

821
00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:17,467
award-winning artist, Miss

822
00:22:17,467 --> 00:22:18,900
Natalie Cole.

823
00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:20,367
>> Hello, love.

824
00:22:20,367 --> 00:22:22,667
>> This will be unforgettable.

825
00:22:22,733 --> 00:22:25,067
>> It already is.

826
00:22:25,067 --> 00:22:27,833
>> Good. This week, our queens

827
00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:29,900
produced and starred in TV

828
00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:32,300
infomercials to sell my greatest

829
00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:34,433
hits, and tonight they're ready

830
00:22:34,433 --> 00:22:36,933
to take a spin down the runway

831
00:22:36,933 --> 00:22:38,833
in platinum and gold.

832
00:22:38,833 --> 00:22:41,233
Gentlemen, start your engines,

833
00:22:41,233 --> 00:22:44,067
and may the best woman win.

834
00:22:44,067 --> 00:22:47,133
>> * Welcome to the jungle

835
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:51,100
>> London, Paris, Milan.

836
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,367
>> SANTINO: Solid gold dancer.

837
00:22:52,433 --> 00:22:53,200
>> MICHELLE: Darcel

838
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,433
her name was.

839
00:22:54,433 --> 00:22:55,267
>> RuPAUL: An Altovise Davis,

840
00:22:55,267 --> 00:22:55,967
honey.

841
00:22:55,967 --> 00:22:56,733
>> MILAN: I'm going for the

842
00:22:56,733 --> 00:22:57,667
gold, baby.

843
00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:58,933
Jackie Joyner-Kersee has nothing

844
00:22:58,933 --> 00:22:59,767
on me.

845
00:22:59,767 --> 00:23:00,667
>> MICHELLE: She's gonna make

846
00:23:00,667 --> 00:23:01,667
your wishes come true.

847
00:23:01,667 --> 00:23:02,500
>> NATALIE: You work it, girl,

848
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:03,967
work it.

849
00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:04,800
>> AMBER: Ow.

850
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:05,700
>> RuPAUL: "Harum Scarum," Miss

851
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:07,467
thing.

852
00:23:07,533 --> 00:23:11,433
Ooh, Miss Chad Michaels.

853
00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:13,300
>> RICE: She's in a hologram.

854
00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:15,667
>> RuPAUL: Fabulous, solid gold.

855
00:23:15,667 --> 00:23:17,100
>> MILAN: I just had the idea to

856
00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:18,500
paint my forehead gold and

857
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:20,200
really try to emulate the

858
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,567
Versace medallion, the medusa

859
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:22,933
head.

860
00:23:22,933 --> 00:23:23,700
>> RuPAUL: Live from Caesars

861
00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:24,533
Palace.

862
00:23:24,533 --> 00:23:25,467
>> MICHELLE: Ok, the price of

863
00:23:25,467 --> 00:23:26,533
gold has just gone up, hasn't

864
00:23:26,533 --> 00:23:27,500
it?

865
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,100
>> RuPAUL: Yes, it has.

866
00:23:29,167 --> 00:23:32,933
Wow. Willam, glamazon.

867
00:23:33,067 --> 00:23:34,633
>> SANTINO: Break these chains.

868
00:23:34,633 --> 00:23:36,067
>> RuPAUL: My goodness, chain,

869
00:23:36,067 --> 00:23:37,667
chain, chain.

870
00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:38,700
>> WILLAM: My theme was "Clash

871
00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:40,067
of the Titans" if "Clash of the

872
00:23:40,067 --> 00:23:41,933
Titans" was set in a strip club.

873
00:23:41,933 --> 00:23:42,867
>> Oh, look, it's a little

874
00:23:42,867 --> 00:23:43,933
cheeky tonight.

875
00:23:43,933 --> 00:23:44,967
>> RuPAUL: Yes. I think I can

876
00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:46,600
see her pink Cadillac.

877
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,533
>> [laughter]

878
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,700
>> RuPAUL: All right, Sharon

879
00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:52,200
Needles.

880
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,433
She's greased lightning.

881
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:55,733
>> SANTINO: Serving T-bird.

882
00:23:55,733 --> 00:23:56,767
>> RuPAUL: Yes.

883
00:23:56,767 --> 00:23:58,267
>> MICHELLE: Cha Cha Digregorio

884
00:23:58,267 --> 00:23:59,567
has got nothing on us.

885
00:23:59,567 --> 00:24:00,467
>> SHARON: I'm not afraid to

886
00:24:00,467 --> 00:24:01,667
look bizarre, and when I look

887
00:24:01,667 --> 00:24:03,933
bizarre, I feel beautiful.

888
00:24:03,933 --> 00:24:05,600
>> RuPAUL: She's serving Elvis

889
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,433
and Elvira.

890
00:24:07,433 --> 00:24:09,200
She's Elvirus.

891
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,067
And it's contagious.

892
00:24:12,133 --> 00:24:14,600
Oh, Phi Phi O'Hara.

893
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:15,533
Yes.

894
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:16,533
>> MICHELLE: Vanessa Williams

895
00:24:16,533 --> 00:24:17,367
right here.

896
00:24:17,367 --> 00:24:18,667
>> AMBER: Yes, yes.

897
00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:19,867
>> RuPAUL: Sparkle, Phi Phi,

898
00:24:19,867 --> 00:24:21,333
sparkle.

899
00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:22,300
>> PHI PHI: I love my look.

900
00:24:22,300 --> 00:24:23,533
My hair kind of, like, swoops

901
00:24:23,533 --> 00:24:24,800
like an ice cream cone.

902
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:25,567
>> NATALIE: Trying to serve the

903
00:24:25,567 --> 00:24:27,133
judges Beyoncé meets the

904
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,133
Jacksons realness.

905
00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:30,067
>> RuPAUL: She's serving

906
00:24:30,067 --> 00:24:31,267
Jiffy Pop after the show.

907
00:24:31,267 --> 00:24:32,800
>> AMBER: Ok.

908
00:24:32,867 --> 00:24:34,900
>> RuPAUL: Madame LaQueer.

909
00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:36,200
>> SANTINO: Cut it out.

910
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,500
>> MICHELLE: Ha ha!

911
00:24:37,567 --> 00:24:39,867
>> RuPAUL: Yes, she is serving

912
00:24:39,867 --> 00:24:42,233
some space couture.

913
00:24:42,233 --> 00:24:44,267
Yes, mama.

914
00:24:44,267 --> 00:24:45,133
>> LaQUEER: I'm going with an

915
00:24:45,133 --> 00:24:47,200
outer space look, and it's good

916
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,367
because I like to be different.

917
00:24:49,367 --> 00:24:50,633
>> RuPAUL: Space, the final

918
00:24:50,633 --> 00:24:52,900
LaQueer.

919
00:24:52,967 --> 00:24:54,700
The Princess.

920
00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:55,533
>> MICHELLE: Uh-oh.

921
00:24:55,533 --> 00:24:56,333
>> RuPAUL: Wait.

922
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,767
>> MICHELLE: What look?

923
00:24:57,767 --> 00:24:59,500
>> She stole my look.

924
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:01,233
Who wore it best?

925
00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:02,167
>> PRINCESS: I like showing off

926
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:03,800
my body, my curves with an

927
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,667
element of androgyny.

928
00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:07,100
I definitely think it's a bold

929
00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:08,867
choice to go without a wig.

930
00:25:08,867 --> 00:25:10,400
>> MICHELLE: Bald is beautiful.

931
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:11,333
>> RuPAUL: Yes, it is.

932
00:25:11,333 --> 00:25:12,267
Look at that ass.

933
00:25:12,267 --> 00:25:13,300
>> NATALIE: I'm telling you.

934
00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:14,633
>> RuPAUL: Your ass is mint,

935
00:25:14,633 --> 00:25:15,900
Princess.

936
00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:17,367
>> MICHELLE: Ha ha!

937
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,933
>> RuPAUL: Jiggly Caliente.

938
00:25:19,933 --> 00:25:22,767
Serving heavy gun metal chick.

939
00:25:22,833 --> 00:25:23,900
>> MICHELLE: There's an asteroid

940
00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:25,533
headed straight for planet Ru.

941
00:25:25,533 --> 00:25:26,600
>> RuPAUL: Uh-oh.

942
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,567
Duck and cover.

943
00:25:28,567 --> 00:25:29,933
>> JIGGLY: The look is right.

944
00:25:29,933 --> 00:25:31,500
Perhaps you might say I look

945
00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:32,933
fit.

946
00:25:32,933 --> 00:25:35,100
>> RuPAUL: I said wild women do.

947
00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:36,333
>> Amen.

948
00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:37,833
And they don't regret it.

949
00:25:37,833 --> 00:25:40,333
>> RuPAUL: No.

950
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,867
Dida Ritz.

951
00:25:41,867 --> 00:25:43,333
Oh, runway realness.

952
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,300
Super model.

953
00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:46,700
>> DIDA: Look at these legs.

954
00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:48,267
I'm pummeling the runway.

955
00:25:48,267 --> 00:25:50,133
I am serving Naomi Campbell

956
00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:51,433
realness.

957
00:25:51,433 --> 00:25:52,167
>> RuPAUL: Oh, and what an

958
00:25:52,167 --> 00:25:54,067
impressive bumper she has.

959
00:25:54,067 --> 00:25:54,833
>> AMBER: And she ain't afraid

960
00:25:54,833 --> 00:25:55,700
to show it.

961
00:25:55,700 --> 00:25:57,833
>> RuPAUL: No.

962
00:25:57,900 --> 00:26:00,233
Latrice Royale.

963
00:26:00,233 --> 00:26:01,633
There's gold in them there

964
00:26:01,633 --> 00:26:02,767
hills.

965
00:26:02,833 --> 00:26:04,067
>> MICHELLE: Ha ha!

966
00:26:04,067 --> 00:26:05,067
>> LATRICE: I want this short

967
00:26:05,067 --> 00:26:06,833
little dress to show off my

968
00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:08,367
gorgeous legs and hips and

969
00:26:08,367 --> 00:26:09,567
curves.

970
00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:11,200
Body beautiful, of course.

971
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:11,900
>> MICHELLE: Twenty-four carat

972
00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:12,833
realness.

973
00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:13,900
>> RuPAUL: Yes.

974
00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:15,600
I'll have a Latrice Royale on

975
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:19,067
the rocks shaken, not stirred.

976
00:26:19,067 --> 00:26:21,133
Kenya Michaels!

977
00:26:21,133 --> 00:26:23,267
She's serving some R2D2

978
00:26:23,267 --> 00:26:24,267
realness.

979
00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:25,733
Cheap 3PHO.

980
00:26:25,733 --> 00:26:26,733
>> KENYA: I tried to mix the

981
00:26:26,733 --> 00:26:27,633
haute couture with a

982
00:26:27,633 --> 00:26:29,167
slim physique.

983
00:26:29,167 --> 00:26:31,067
I feel amazing.

984
00:26:31,067 --> 00:26:32,500
>> RuPAUL: In space, no one can

985
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,700
hear you, queen.

986
00:26:34,700 --> 00:26:37,433
>> [laughter]

987
00:26:37,433 --> 00:26:39,767
>> Welcome, ladies.

988
00:26:39,767 --> 00:26:41,800
It's time to debut your RuCo

989
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,167
Records infomercials.

990
00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:47,233
Let's start with team Glamazon.

991
00:26:47,233 --> 00:26:49,400
* Do it, do it, oh

992
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,100
>> Hey, Chad, is that RuPaul's

993
00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:52,267
"Glamazon"?

994
00:26:52,267 --> 00:26:53,600
>> Like, Oh, my god, wow, that

995
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,467
takes me so far back.

996
00:26:55,467 --> 00:26:57,300
>> RuPaul's music brings back so

997
00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:58,433
many good memories.

998
00:26:58,433 --> 00:27:00,367
It's hard to choose just one.

999
00:27:00,367 --> 00:27:01,633
>> You know what, Princess?

1000
00:27:01,633 --> 00:27:03,800
Luckily, you don't have to.

1001
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,400
Oh, my god!

1002
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,867
>> RuPAUL: * I will love you

1003
00:27:06,933 --> 00:27:08,467
as you are *

1004
00:27:08,467 --> 00:27:09,267
>> Before I listened to

1005
00:27:09,267 --> 00:27:10,633
"Superstar," I was totally

1006
00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:13,333
spastic, but now that I listened

1007
00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:16,333
to it, I feel totally tubular.

1008
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,933
>> Hello, papí.

1009
00:27:18,933 --> 00:27:20,933
I don't speak very much English.

1010
00:27:20,933 --> 00:27:22,800
[speaks Spanish]

1011
00:27:25,433 --> 00:27:26,733
Trust me.

1012
00:27:26,733 --> 00:27:29,333
Do you remember your first time?

1013
00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:31,067
>> RuPAUL: * All stars

1014
00:27:31,133 --> 00:27:33,367
>> Oh, my god, you guys,

1015
00:27:33,367 --> 00:27:34,533
the first time I heard RuPaul's

1016
00:27:34,533 --> 00:27:36,100
song "The Beginning," I was

1017
00:27:36,167 --> 00:27:37,567
spray-painting my ex-boyfriend's

1018
00:27:37,567 --> 00:27:39,067
car with vulgarities.

1019
00:27:39,067 --> 00:27:40,367
What a jerk.

1020
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:41,067
That was the beginning of an

1021
00:27:41,067 --> 00:27:43,067
awesome and gnarly new life for

1022
00:27:43,067 --> 00:27:44,400
me.

1023
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,633
>> RuPAUL: * I live every day

1024
00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:48,233
* ...your rebel on

1025
00:27:48,233 --> 00:27:49,533
>> When you're in a competition

1026
00:27:49,533 --> 00:27:51,067
and no one speaks Spanish, you

1027
00:27:51,067 --> 00:27:52,067
think...

1028
00:27:52,133 --> 00:27:53,400
[speaks Spanish]

1029
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,533
But in that moment,

1030
00:27:54,533 --> 00:27:56,067
I'm way fierce.

1031
00:27:56,067 --> 00:27:57,133
"Get Your Rebel On."

1032
00:27:57,133 --> 00:27:57,933
I'm gonna fight.

1033
00:27:57,933 --> 00:28:00,700
>> RuPAUL: * Get your rebel on

1034
00:28:00,767 --> 00:28:01,833
* Everybody, everybody

1035
00:28:01,833 --> 00:28:02,900
Do you hear that? *

1036
00:28:02,900 --> 00:28:03,867
>> Wearing high heels was

1037
00:28:03,867 --> 00:28:05,733
getting so ho-hum until I heard

1038
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,100
"Click Clack."

1039
00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:08,167
Now it's the soundtrack to my

1040
00:28:08,167 --> 00:28:10,967
life.

1041
00:28:11,067 --> 00:28:12,633
>> RuPAUL: * If I dream

1042
00:28:12,633 --> 00:28:13,767
>> Do you feel like you've come

1043
00:28:13,767 --> 00:28:15,233
to the end of your road?

1044
00:28:15,233 --> 00:28:17,067
At one time, I did, too, until I

1045
00:28:17,133 --> 00:28:19,533
heard RuPaul's "If I Dream."

1046
00:28:19,533 --> 00:28:20,867
And now I know anything is

1047
00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:22,467
possible.

1048
00:28:22,467 --> 00:28:23,967
>> RuPAUL: * ...will come true

1049
00:28:23,967 --> 00:28:27,800
They will come true *

1050
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,500
>> Order now.

1051
00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:30,833
Get all your favorite hits.

1052
00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:33,600
The pit crew is standing by.

1053
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,533
>> Get "Glamazon" on Amazon!

1054
00:28:36,533 --> 00:28:37,633
Woo-hoo!

1055
00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:40,200
>> RuPAUL: * Glamazon-on-on

1056
00:28:40,267 --> 00:28:44,333
Ha ha!

1057
00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:46,633
Oh, my god, you guys,

1058
00:28:46,633 --> 00:28:48,867
gag me with a spoon.

1059
00:28:48,867 --> 00:28:49,667
>> PRINCESS: I think our team

1060
00:28:49,667 --> 00:28:50,733
nailed it.

1061
00:28:50,733 --> 00:28:52,200
Perfect, awesome.

1062
00:28:52,267 --> 00:28:53,633
I don't think we could have done

1063
00:28:53,633 --> 00:28:55,733
anything better.

1064
00:28:55,733 --> 00:28:56,933
>> RuPAUL: Coming up.

1065
00:28:56,933 --> 00:28:58,100
>> I don't like the outfit.

1066
00:28:58,100 --> 00:28:58,933
>> SANTINO: There's something a

1067
00:28:58,933 --> 00:28:59,767
little tacky about it.

1068
00:28:59,767 --> 00:29:01,233
>> It reminds me of fungus.

1069
00:29:01,233 --> 00:29:02,833
>> This week you did not reach

1070
00:29:02,833 --> 00:29:05,333
the top of the charts.

1071
00:29:05,333 --> 00:29:06,500
Ha ha!

1072
00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:10,800
>> RuPAUL: Ha ha!

1073
00:29:10,867 --> 00:29:12,867
Now let's watch the infomercial

1074
00:29:12,867 --> 00:29:14,867
for team Champion.

1075
00:29:17,933 --> 00:29:21,167
>> Hey, Vampira, isn't this,

1076
00:29:21,167 --> 00:29:23,633
like, this RuPaul "Champion"

1077
00:29:23,633 --> 00:29:25,200
album or something?

1078
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,633
>> Oh, RuPaul's music always

1079
00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:29,300
brings me back.

1080
00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:30,933
>> You know what, girl?

1081
00:29:30,933 --> 00:29:32,400
Like, there's so many songs

1082
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,467
that, like, have so many good

1083
00:29:33,467 --> 00:29:35,467
memories that it's hard to,

1084
00:29:35,467 --> 00:29:37,467
like, pick one, you know, mama?

1085
00:29:37,467 --> 00:29:40,833
>> Luckily now we don't have to.

1086
00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:42,633
Ha ha!

1087
00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:44,400
>> RuPAUL: * Oh, ladyboy, lady

1088
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,633
Girl... *

1089
00:29:45,633 --> 00:29:47,700
>> When I first heard "Ladyboy,"

1090
00:29:47,767 --> 00:29:50,067
my madam says, "That's not soy

1091
00:29:50,067 --> 00:29:51,700
sauce in your panties."

1092
00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:52,600
>> RuPAUL: * Girls

1093
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:53,833
Little ladyboys and girls

1094
00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:55,567
Little lady ladyboy *

1095
00:29:55,633 --> 00:29:56,867
* You know the world

1096
00:29:56,867 --> 00:29:59,367
don't have to end *

1097
00:29:59,367 --> 00:30:00,833
>> One day I was home making a

1098
00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:03,567
warm apple pie for my husband,

1099
00:30:03,567 --> 00:30:04,533
and then "Main Event" came on by

1100
00:30:04,533 --> 00:30:05,800
RuPaul.

1101
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:06,867
It reminds me of the main event

1102
00:30:06,867 --> 00:30:07,900
that I was gonna get later with

1103
00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:09,133
my husband.

1104
00:30:09,133 --> 00:30:09,933
>> RuPAUL: * Dance into

1105
00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:12,467
your soul *

1106
00:30:12,533 --> 00:30:14,033
>> Children, when I heard

1107
00:30:14,033 --> 00:30:15,867
RuPaul's "Never Go Home Again,"

1108
00:30:15,867 --> 00:30:17,333
I know that there was something

1109
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,300
out there better waiting for me.

1110
00:30:19,300 --> 00:30:20,333
>> RuPAUL: * Know what's in

1111
00:30:20,333 --> 00:30:23,233
your heart *

1112
00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:25,400
>> So look, every time I'm

1113
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,233
walking down the street, all

1114
00:30:27,233 --> 00:30:28,867
these mamís are, like, "Oh,

1115
00:30:28,933 --> 00:30:30,833
girl, your ass is too fat."

1116
00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:32,000
I'm like, "Look, don't be

1117
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,933
jealous of my boogie."

1118
00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:35,000
>> RuPAUL: * You can say

1119
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,033
that you are not

1120
00:30:36,033 --> 00:30:38,533
But I always see you looking *

1121
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,400
* Stroll down the runway

1122
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:41,300
Another payday *

1123
00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:42,933
>> When I heard RuPaul's "Cover

1124
00:30:42,933 --> 00:30:44,867
Girl" for the first time, I was

1125
00:30:44,933 --> 00:30:46,867
covered in blood, and though I

1126
00:30:46,867 --> 00:30:48,600
may dabble in the black arts,

1127
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,333
when I hear RuPaul's music, I

1128
00:30:50,333 --> 00:30:53,200
see the light.

1129
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,467
>> RuPAUL: * Cover girl

1130
00:30:54,467 --> 00:30:56,733
Put some bass in your walk

1131
00:30:56,733 --> 00:30:58,133
Head to toe

1132
00:30:58,133 --> 00:31:00,700
Let your whole body talk *

1133
00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:02,567
* You're a champion

1134
00:31:02,567 --> 00:31:06,067
and you'll always be a hero *

1135
00:31:06,067 --> 00:31:08,567
>> Available on iTunes.

1136
00:31:08,633 --> 00:31:12,800
Woo!

1137
00:31:12,867 --> 00:31:16,300
>> [laughter]

1138
00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:17,467
>> That was dragnificent,

1139
00:31:17,467 --> 00:31:18,700
ladies.

1140
00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:20,700
If I were watching back at home,

1141
00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:22,067
I would place my order right

1142
00:31:22,067 --> 00:31:23,333
now.

1143
00:31:23,333 --> 00:31:24,867
Ha ha!

1144
00:31:24,867 --> 00:31:28,433
I mean, really, do it now.

1145
00:31:28,433 --> 00:31:29,167
All right, ladies, you've

1146
00:31:29,167 --> 00:31:31,100
produced your infomercials as

1147
00:31:31,100 --> 00:31:33,167
teams, but tonight you'll be

1148
00:31:33,167 --> 00:31:37,367
judged as individuals.

1149
00:31:37,367 --> 00:31:38,967
When I call your name, please

1150
00:31:38,967 --> 00:31:40,100
step forward.

1151
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:42,200
Milan.

1152
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,233
Willam.

1153
00:31:44,233 --> 00:31:46,767
Latrice Royale.

1154
00:31:46,767 --> 00:31:49,667
Jiggly Caliente.

1155
00:31:49,667 --> 00:31:53,533
Phi Phi O'Hara.

1156
00:31:53,533 --> 00:31:55,333
This week you did not reach the

1157
00:31:55,333 --> 00:31:59,500
top of the charts.

1158
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:02,067
You are safe.

1159
00:32:02,067 --> 00:32:04,133
You may leave the stage.

1160
00:32:06,567 --> 00:32:09,933
Ladies, you represent this

1161
00:32:09,933 --> 00:32:12,733
week's hits and flops, and now

1162
00:32:12,733 --> 00:32:16,700
it's time to face the music.

1163
00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:18,133
Madame LaQueer.

1164
00:32:18,133 --> 00:32:19,367
>> Hello, hola.

1165
00:32:19,367 --> 00:32:21,667
>> Let's go to Natalie Cole.

1166
00:32:21,733 --> 00:32:24,300
>> I love your essence, but I

1167
00:32:24,300 --> 00:32:27,733
don't like the outfit.

1168
00:32:27,733 --> 00:32:29,167
>> When I see your gold and

1169
00:32:29,167 --> 00:32:33,067
platinum, I think classier.

1170
00:32:33,067 --> 00:32:34,633
The color green reminds me of

1171
00:32:34,633 --> 00:32:36,100
fungus.

1172
00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:37,233
In the video, the pitch, a

1173
00:32:37,233 --> 00:32:38,333
little bit too much Spanish, so

1174
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,200
remember that.

1175
00:32:39,267 --> 00:32:40,200
>> I think you were being true

1176
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:40,967
to yourself, though, with the

1177
00:32:40,967 --> 00:32:41,700
Spanish.

1178
00:32:41,767 --> 00:32:42,767
It was really funny.

1179
00:32:42,767 --> 00:32:43,633
>> Thank you.

1180
00:32:43,633 --> 00:32:44,700
>> But I think that that's a

1181
00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,167
place where you're comfortable.

1182
00:32:46,167 --> 00:32:47,133
I would encourage you to kind of

1183
00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:49,100
push yourself a little bit.

1184
00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:50,833
>> Next up, Chad Michaels.

1185
00:32:50,833 --> 00:32:51,833
>> Hi, Ru.

1186
00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:52,967
>> I think you're an amazing

1187
00:32:52,967 --> 00:32:53,933
actress.

1188
00:32:54,067 --> 00:32:55,600
I thought it was just the right

1189
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,067
amount of trashy,

1190
00:32:57,067 --> 00:32:58,767
tongue-in-cheek.

1191
00:32:58,767 --> 00:33:00,333
>> You do everything flawlessly

1192
00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:01,267
from beginning to end, it's

1193
00:33:01,267 --> 00:33:02,267
obvious.

1194
00:33:02,267 --> 00:33:05,067
I want to see you let go of that

1195
00:33:05,067 --> 00:33:06,167
perfection.

1196
00:33:06,167 --> 00:33:07,467
I want to see more of who you

1197
00:33:07,467 --> 00:33:09,667
are.

1198
00:33:09,667 --> 00:33:10,833
>> Princess.

1199
00:33:10,833 --> 00:33:11,967
Love the look.

1200
00:33:11,967 --> 00:33:13,100
>> Thank you.

1201
00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:14,533
>> You're hosting skills weren't

1202
00:33:14,533 --> 00:33:16,867
really at the same level as Chad

1203
00:33:16,867 --> 00:33:18,067
Michael's.

1204
00:33:18,067 --> 00:33:20,400
>> You were extremely flat.

1205
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,067
We've told this to you before,

1206
00:33:22,067 --> 00:33:23,200
you've got to be aware of going

1207
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:24,433
above and beyond and out of your

1208
00:33:24,433 --> 00:33:26,900
comfort zone, you in particular,

1209
00:33:26,900 --> 00:33:29,167
Princess.

1210
00:33:29,167 --> 00:33:30,267
>> Kenya Michaels.

1211
00:33:30,267 --> 00:33:31,367
>> Hi.

1212
00:33:31,367 --> 00:33:32,700
>> You come out here in this

1213
00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:34,267
directional ensemble.

1214
00:33:34,267 --> 00:33:35,600
I was just, like, following

1215
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:36,700
every curve.

1216
00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:37,967
>> I really loved your

1217
00:33:37,967 --> 00:33:39,500
performance.

1218
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:41,067
It was so sick that it was

1219
00:33:41,067 --> 00:33:42,167
right.

1220
00:33:42,167 --> 00:33:43,167
>> Thanks, Kenya.

1221
00:33:43,167 --> 00:33:44,433
Dida Ritz.

1222
00:33:44,433 --> 00:33:45,867
>> Hey, Dida, I love your

1223
00:33:45,867 --> 00:33:47,400
ensemble tonight.

1224
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,300
Your body is amazing.

1225
00:33:49,300 --> 00:33:51,433
I wondered why you chose the

1226
00:33:51,433 --> 00:33:52,667
character you played in the

1227
00:33:52,667 --> 00:33:54,167
video.

1228
00:33:54,167 --> 00:33:55,067
>> I wanted to do something

1229
00:33:55,067 --> 00:33:56,933
different, tall, leggy, sexy

1230
00:33:56,933 --> 00:33:58,767
Dida is kind of something that I

1231
00:33:58,767 --> 00:33:59,567
don't want to get comfortable

1232
00:33:59,567 --> 00:34:00,600
doing.

1233
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:01,433
>> It's good that you did take a

1234
00:34:01,433 --> 00:34:02,700
risk, but you looked

1235
00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:03,967
uncomfortable, and if you're

1236
00:34:03,967 --> 00:34:05,367
gonna do something out of your

1237
00:34:05,367 --> 00:34:06,333
comfort zone, you have to commit

1238
00:34:06,333 --> 00:34:09,533
to it.

1239
00:34:09,533 --> 00:34:12,167
>> Next up, Sharon Needles.

1240
00:34:12,167 --> 00:34:13,867
Tell me about your infomercial

1241
00:34:13,867 --> 00:34:15,133
presentation.

1242
00:34:15,133 --> 00:34:16,800
Did you work well with Phi Phi?

1243
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,167
>> She definitely didn't bring a

1244
00:34:18,167 --> 00:34:19,933
strong leadership role.

1245
00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:21,067
Basically what she said is,

1246
00:34:21,067 --> 00:34:21,867
"You're spooky.

1247
00:34:21,867 --> 00:34:23,067
Dress like a monster."

1248
00:34:23,067 --> 00:34:24,200
But I used it as a way to sell

1249
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,267
your record.

1250
00:34:25,267 --> 00:34:26,300
>> Well, you do spooky very

1251
00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:27,300
well.

1252
00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:28,100
>> Boo!

1253
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,433
>> Ohh!

1254
00:34:29,433 --> 00:34:30,500
>> I didn't even get the name

1255
00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:31,367
right away.

1256
00:34:31,367 --> 00:34:32,533
>> [laughter]

1257
00:34:32,533 --> 00:34:33,333
>> It just when whoosh right

1258
00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:34,433
over my head.

1259
00:34:34,433 --> 00:34:35,767
>> All in the past, Ms. Cole.

1260
00:34:35,767 --> 00:34:37,133
>> Ok, you know, so I'm right

1261
00:34:37,133 --> 00:34:38,067
there with you.

1262
00:34:38,067 --> 00:34:38,867
But anyway...

1263
00:34:38,867 --> 00:34:40,600
>> Well, yes...

1264
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,633
>> NATALIE: The presentation was

1265
00:34:41,633 --> 00:34:43,533
eerie and all that you wanted it

1266
00:34:43,533 --> 00:34:44,533
to be.

1267
00:34:44,533 --> 00:34:45,267
It kind of freaked me out a

1268
00:34:45,267 --> 00:34:45,967
little bit.

1269
00:34:45,967 --> 00:34:47,100
I really liked it.

1270
00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:48,067
>> SANTINO: I love that

1271
00:34:48,067 --> 00:34:49,600
Swarovski crystal pompadour you

1272
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,467
got on, but I wish I couldn't

1273
00:34:51,467 --> 00:34:54,100
see the lower half of your body.

1274
00:34:54,100 --> 00:34:55,067
It kind of looks like a

1275
00:34:55,067 --> 00:34:57,833
store-bought thing.

1276
00:34:57,833 --> 00:34:58,633
>> RuPAUL: Well, ladies, I think

1277
00:34:58,633 --> 00:34:59,833
we've heard enough.

1278
00:34:59,833 --> 00:35:01,633
While you enjoy an Absolut

1279
00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:03,067
cocktail in the Interior

1280
00:35:03,067 --> 00:35:04,833
Illusions Lounge, the judges and

1281
00:35:04,833 --> 00:35:06,833
I will deliberate.

1282
00:35:06,833 --> 00:35:09,600
You may leave the stage.

1283
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,400
All right, just between us

1284
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,900
girls, who is your favorite?

1285
00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:15,933
>> I go with personality.

1286
00:35:15,933 --> 00:35:16,833
>> RuPAUL: Yeah.

1287
00:35:16,833 --> 00:35:17,900
>> NATALIE: I think that Sharon

1288
00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:18,800
Needles has got a great sense of

1289
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:19,900
humor.

1290
00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:21,400
>> For me it's between Sharon

1291
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,200
Needles and Kenya Michaels.

1292
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,567
I really like Kenya.

1293
00:35:24,567 --> 00:35:27,867
She has less of a handle on the

1294
00:35:27,867 --> 00:35:30,600
English language, but she was

1295
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,100
able to just push through it and

1296
00:35:32,100 --> 00:35:33,500
just have fun.

1297
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:34,767
>> MICHELLE: Yes, she sold it.

1298
00:35:34,767 --> 00:35:35,967
It was from the heart.

1299
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,333
You felt that she wanted to

1300
00:35:37,333 --> 00:35:38,400
bring out the inner beast and

1301
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:39,867
get her reb on.

1302
00:35:39,867 --> 00:35:41,467
>> Chad is my absolute favorite.

1303
00:35:41,467 --> 00:35:44,367
She's so glam and so seizing.

1304
00:35:44,367 --> 00:35:45,100
I couldn't keep my eyes off

1305
00:35:45,100 --> 00:35:46,067
her.

1306
00:35:46,067 --> 00:35:46,767
I just kept staring at her the

1307
00:35:46,767 --> 00:35:47,800
whole time.

1308
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:48,800
>> RuPAUL: Ok. Now here is the

1309
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:49,867
hard part.

1310
00:35:49,867 --> 00:35:52,500
Who are the bottom two?

1311
00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:54,067
>> You know, I would kind of

1312
00:35:54,067 --> 00:35:56,067
have to say Princess and Madame

1313
00:35:56,067 --> 00:35:57,067
LaQueer.

1314
00:35:57,067 --> 00:35:57,900
>> Princess and Madame LaQueer.

1315
00:35:57,900 --> 00:35:58,833
And why?

1316
00:35:58,833 --> 00:35:59,700
>> NATALIE: Madame LaQueer,

1317
00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:01,467
she's just not quite ready for

1318
00:36:01,467 --> 00:36:03,567
prime time, and although Miss

1319
00:36:03,567 --> 00:36:05,600
Princess' look is great, we're

1320
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,100
talking about bringing people

1321
00:36:07,100 --> 00:36:08,733
that are gonna win because

1322
00:36:08,733 --> 00:36:10,867
they're already so close.

1323
00:36:10,867 --> 00:36:12,567
I don't think she's that close.

1324
00:36:12,567 --> 00:36:13,733
>> The Princess, I'm getting

1325
00:36:13,733 --> 00:36:15,133
nothing from her.

1326
00:36:15,133 --> 00:36:16,100
I think I'd like to see more

1327
00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:16,967
from Madame LaQueer.

1328
00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:18,067
She's a fierce queen.

1329
00:36:18,067 --> 00:36:19,100
>> Yeah.

1330
00:36:19,100 --> 00:36:20,700
>> I'm gonna have to say Dida.

1331
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:21,767
I just don't know.

1332
00:36:21,767 --> 00:36:22,900
I'm confused by her 'cause the

1333
00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:24,600
walk on the runway, that walk is

1334
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,200
saying I'm here, I am fierce,

1335
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,133
but the video, I think Dida

1336
00:36:29,133 --> 00:36:30,533
thought that the costume was

1337
00:36:30,533 --> 00:36:31,900
gonna do the work for her.

1338
00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:32,833
>> Right. I don't think she

1339
00:36:32,833 --> 00:36:34,467
understands that that walk that

1340
00:36:34,467 --> 00:36:36,433
she displays on the runway can

1341
00:36:36,433 --> 00:36:38,200
be transferred into every

1342
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,633
challenge, into her everyday

1343
00:36:39,633 --> 00:36:40,500
life.

1344
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:42,067
>> I like to see people who are

1345
00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:43,467
the shit and know they're the

1346
00:36:43,467 --> 00:36:45,633
shit, no apologies, no

1347
00:36:45,633 --> 00:36:46,700
apologies.

1348
00:36:46,700 --> 00:36:49,633
>> All right, silence!

1349
00:36:49,633 --> 00:36:51,100
I've made my decision.

1350
00:36:51,100 --> 00:36:54,900
Bring back my girls.

1351
00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:56,133
Ha ha!

1352
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,967
>> RuPAUL: Ha ha!

1353
00:37:01,967 --> 00:37:03,600
Welcome back, ladies.

1354
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:07,967
I've made some decisions.

1355
00:37:07,967 --> 00:37:10,733
Sharon Needles, you went to the

1356
00:37:10,733 --> 00:37:15,233
dark side...again and delivered

1357
00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:19,167
another sparkling performance.

1358
00:37:19,167 --> 00:37:20,233
Condragulations.

1359
00:37:20,233 --> 00:37:21,233
>> Yes!

1360
00:37:21,233 --> 00:37:22,233
>> You're the winner of this

1361
00:37:22,233 --> 00:37:23,600
challenge.

1362
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:24,767
>> That-a girl.

1363
00:37:24,767 --> 00:37:25,767
>> SHARON: Oh!

1364
00:37:25,767 --> 00:37:26,833
>> RuPAUL: And you'll receive

1365
00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:29,067
costume jewelry courtesy of

1366
00:37:29,067 --> 00:37:31,800
Fiercedragjewels.com.

1367
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:32,900
>> Who won the main challenge

1368
00:37:32,967 --> 00:37:33,767
this week?

1369
00:37:33,767 --> 00:37:34,900
Oh, yeah, me.

1370
00:37:34,900 --> 00:37:36,300
Ha ha. Again.

1371
00:37:36,367 --> 00:37:38,167
Like a nightmare come true.

1372
00:37:38,167 --> 00:37:40,133
Ha ha!

1373
00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:41,567
I'm just such a loser back home.

1374
00:37:41,567 --> 00:37:42,767
It's--

1375
00:37:42,767 --> 00:37:43,800
Or that's how I'm perceived, and

1376
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:44,667
it's just great to hear you say

1377
00:37:44,667 --> 00:37:45,533
that.

1378
00:37:45,533 --> 00:37:46,633
Thanks.

1379
00:37:46,633 --> 00:37:48,067
>> Sharon, you may step to the

1380
00:37:48,067 --> 00:37:49,400
back of the stage.

1381
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,267
>> Thank you.

1382
00:37:52,267 --> 00:37:53,633
>> Chad Michaels, Kenya

1383
00:37:53,633 --> 00:37:58,067
Michaels, you're safe.

1384
00:37:58,067 --> 00:37:59,800
Madame LaQueer.

1385
00:38:05,233 --> 00:38:06,900
You're safe.

1386
00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:17,167
Dida Ritz, The Princess,

1387
00:38:17,167 --> 00:38:19,367
I'm sorry, my dears, but you are

1388
00:38:19,367 --> 00:38:23,300
both up for elimination.

1389
00:38:23,367 --> 00:38:25,300
>> Not again.

1390
00:38:25,300 --> 00:38:26,333
>> DIDA: It's kind of upsetting

1391
00:38:26,333 --> 00:38:27,733
because I felt like I put myself

1392
00:38:27,733 --> 00:38:29,267
there.

1393
00:38:29,333 --> 00:38:30,300
>> RuPAUL: Two queens stand

1394
00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:31,333
before me.

1395
00:38:31,333 --> 00:38:33,400
Ladies, this is your last chance

1396
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,200
to impress me and save yourself

1397
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,300
from elimination.

1398
00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:42,133
The time has come for you to lip

1399
00:38:42,133 --> 00:38:48,067
sync for your life.

1400
00:38:48,067 --> 00:38:54,833
Good luck and don't fuck it up.

1401
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:57,167
>> NATALIE: * This will be

1402
00:38:57,233 --> 00:38:58,700
an everlasting love

1403
00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:00,733
This will be

1404
00:39:00,733 --> 00:39:02,600
the one I've waited for

1405
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,333
This will be

1406
00:39:04,333 --> 00:39:05,600
the first time anyone

1407
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,467
has loved me

1408
00:39:08,467 --> 00:39:10,133
Oh

1409
00:39:10,133 --> 00:39:12,333
I'm so glad

1410
00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:14,067
you found me in time

1411
00:39:14,067 --> 00:39:16,167
And I'm so glad that

1412
00:39:16,167 --> 00:39:17,867
you rectified my mind

1413
00:39:17,867 --> 00:39:19,733
This will be

1414
00:39:19,733 --> 00:39:21,567
an everlasting love *

1415
00:39:21,567 --> 00:39:22,233
>> KENYA: Natalie Cole is

1416
00:39:22,233 --> 00:39:23,667
sitting right in front of me.

1417
00:39:23,667 --> 00:39:24,567
I have to do it for her.

1418
00:39:24,567 --> 00:39:25,600
I don't want her to leave

1419
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,733
saying, "That drag queen did a

1420
00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:29,800
horrible job with my song."

1421
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,067
>> NATALIE: * Giving me

1422
00:39:31,067 --> 00:39:32,833
the thrill of a lifetime

1423
00:39:32,833 --> 00:39:34,067
And made me believe

1424
00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:36,267
you've got more thrills to spare

1425
00:39:36,267 --> 00:39:36,967
Oh

1426
00:39:36,967 --> 00:39:38,700
This will be

1427
00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:41,700
an everlasting love

1428
00:39:41,700 --> 00:39:44,400
Oh, yes, it will now

1429
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,333
This will be

1430
00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:48,167
You and me

1431
00:39:48,167 --> 00:39:50,167
Yes, sirree

1432
00:39:50,167 --> 00:39:51,800
Eternally

1433
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:52,733
So long as I'm living

1434
00:39:52,733 --> 00:39:53,733
True love I'll be giving to you

1435
00:39:53,733 --> 00:39:54,633
I'll be serving

1436
00:39:54,633 --> 00:39:56,067
'Cause you're so deserving

1437
00:39:56,067 --> 00:39:59,067
Hey, you're so deserving

1438
00:39:59,067 --> 00:40:00,333
You're so deserving *

1439
00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:01,767
>> Woo!

1440
00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:03,467
>> * Whoa

1441
00:40:03,467 --> 00:40:06,600
For love, for love, for love

1442
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,267
From now on

1443
00:40:08,267 --> 00:40:10,100
From now on

1444
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:11,567
From now on *

1445
00:40:11,567 --> 00:40:12,867
>> LATRICE: That is what a lip

1446
00:40:12,867 --> 00:40:15,000
sync for your life is, baby.

1447
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,867
That is high drag at its finest.

1448
00:40:17,867 --> 00:40:19,267
>> NATALIE: * From now on

1449
00:40:19,267 --> 00:40:24,267
>> [applause]

1450
00:40:24,267 --> 00:40:25,733
>> [no audible dialogue]

1451
00:40:25,733 --> 00:40:28,233
>> Wow. That was amazing.

1452
00:40:28,233 --> 00:40:33,400
I have made my decision.

1453
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,200
Dida Ritz...

1454
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,467
Shanté, you stay.

1455
00:40:38,467 --> 00:40:39,800
>> Thank you.

1456
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:40,767
>> RuPAUL: That's the queen I

1457
00:40:40,767 --> 00:40:42,400
want to see from now on.

1458
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:46,133
From now on, queen, from now on.

1459
00:40:46,133 --> 00:40:48,767
>> I promise.

1460
00:40:48,767 --> 00:40:50,767
>> You may join the other girls.

1461
00:40:50,767 --> 00:40:52,133
>> Thank you.

1462
00:40:52,133 --> 00:40:54,067
>> So, Princess, even though

1463
00:40:54,067 --> 00:40:56,733
your time here has been brief,

1464
00:40:56,733 --> 00:40:58,867
you will be forever drag race

1465
00:40:58,867 --> 00:41:00,400
royalty.

1466
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,167
Long live The Princess.

1467
00:41:02,167 --> 00:41:03,333
>> Thank you.

1468
00:41:03,333 --> 00:41:05,833
>> Now sashay away.

1469
00:41:05,833 --> 00:41:07,800
>> [snaps fingers]

1470
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,900
>> [applause]

1471
00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:13,500
>> I love you.

1472
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:14,333
>> PRINCESS: I'm not the type to

1473
00:41:14,333 --> 00:41:15,933
get upset or angry, but I don't

1474
00:41:15,933 --> 00:41:16,967
think it was right to send me

1475
00:41:16,967 --> 00:41:18,333
home.

1476
00:41:18,333 --> 00:41:19,833
This competition will definitely

1477
00:41:19,833 --> 00:41:22,067
be missing something not getting

1478
00:41:22,067 --> 00:41:23,200
to see the rest of what I had to

1479
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,300
offer.

1480
00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:30,500
>> My top ten, condragulations.

1481
00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:32,100
And the hits just keep on

1482
00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:33,967
coming.

1483
00:41:33,967 --> 00:41:35,967
Now, if you can't love yourself,

1484
00:41:35,967 --> 00:41:37,367
how in the hell you gonna love

1485
00:41:37,433 --> 00:41:38,400
somebody else?

1486
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,967
Can I get an amen up in here?

1487
00:41:39,967 --> 00:41:40,933
>> Amen!

1488
00:41:40,933 --> 00:41:42,100
>> All right, now let the music

1489
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:43,667
play.

1490
00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:44,833
>> * This is the beginning

1491
00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:46,733
of the rest of your life

1492
00:41:53,967 --> 00:41:56,067
This is the beginning

1493
00:41:56,067 --> 00:41:57,433
The beginning

1494
00:41:57,433 --> 00:41:59,067
This is the beginning

1495
00:41:59,067 --> 00:42:01,733
of the rest of your life *