1 00:00:02,467 --> 00:00:03,300 >> RUPAUL: Previously, 2 00:00:03,300 --> 00:00:04,433 on "RuPaul's Drag Race"... 3 00:00:04,433 --> 00:00:05,367 >> Tired-ass showgirl. 4 00:00:05,367 --> 00:00:06,333 >> At least I am a showgirl, 5 00:00:06,333 --> 00:00:07,300 bitch! 6 00:00:07,367 --> 00:00:08,333 Go back to party city where 7 00:00:08,333 --> 00:00:10,000 you belong. 8 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,233 >> I thought this evening was 9 00:00:11,233 --> 00:00:12,267 kind of thrilling. 10 00:00:12,267 --> 00:00:14,533 >> Milan is not exciting enough. 11 00:00:14,533 --> 00:00:16,300 I didn't really care. 12 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:18,133 >> Get those nuts away from 13 00:00:18,133 --> 00:00:19,467 my face. 14 00:00:19,467 --> 00:00:21,900 >> Cut, print, Emmy! 15 00:00:21,900 --> 00:00:23,333 >> Latrice Royale, 16 00:00:23,333 --> 00:00:24,433 condragulations. 17 00:00:24,433 --> 00:00:25,733 >> [gasps] 18 00:00:25,733 --> 00:00:27,000 >> The color green reminds me 19 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,767 of fungus. 20 00:00:28,767 --> 00:00:32,000 >> Milan. Shantay, you stay. 21 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:36,733 Madame LaQueer, sashay away. 22 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,233 And tonight, Cock-A-Doodle-Ru. 23 00:00:39,233 --> 00:00:40,300 >> [clucking like chicken] 24 00:00:40,367 --> 00:00:43,167 >> The queens lay an egg. 25 00:00:43,167 --> 00:00:45,000 And you'll be seeing double. 26 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,467 >> Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 27 00:00:46,467 --> 00:00:47,700 >> That is not what I wanna see 28 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:49,900 in my drag queen. 29 00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:51,167 >> With extra-special guest 30 00:00:51,167 --> 00:00:53,333 judges Ross Mathews and 31 00:00:53,333 --> 00:00:55,300 Loretta Devine. 32 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:56,367 >> ALL: Wooo! 33 00:00:56,367 --> 00:00:57,433 >> The winner of RuPaul's Drag 34 00:00:57,433 --> 00:00:58,700 Race will receive... 35 00:00:58,700 --> 00:01:00,267 a lifetime supply of NYX 36 00:01:00,267 --> 00:01:02,200 cosmetics, a one-of-a-kind trip 37 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,900 courtesy of ALandCHUCK.travel, 38 00:01:04,900 --> 00:01:06,567 headline Logo's Drag Race Tour 39 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,367 featuring Absolut vodka, 40 00:01:08,367 --> 00:01:10,200 cocktails perfected, and a cash 41 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,500 prize of $100,000. 42 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:15,967 And may the best woman win. 43 00:01:17,067 --> 00:01:18,833 * RuPaul's Drag Race 44 00:01:18,833 --> 00:01:20,500 * Start your engines 45 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:22,133 * RuPaul's Drag Race 46 00:01:22,133 --> 00:01:24,467 * May the best woman win 47 00:01:24,467 --> 00:01:26,167 * RuPaul's Drag Race 48 00:01:26,167 --> 00:01:27,900 * Start your engines 49 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:29,200 * RuPaul's Drag Race 50 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:30,467 * May the best woman 51 00:01:30,467 --> 00:01:32,700 * Best woman win 52 00:01:38,233 --> 00:01:39,367 >> I get madam's hangers. 53 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:40,500 >> Oooh, geez. 54 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:41,533 >> I get the head. 55 00:01:41,533 --> 00:01:43,233 >> Madame LaQueer is gone. 56 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:44,533 The room's starting to feel 57 00:01:44,533 --> 00:01:46,067 a little bit empty. 58 00:01:46,067 --> 00:01:47,567 >> [reading] Chad, Sharon, 59 00:01:47,567 --> 00:01:49,300 Milan, Dita equals True Friends. 60 00:01:49,367 --> 00:01:50,800 >> Oh, my god! 61 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,800 Wait, we're not true friends. 62 00:01:52,867 --> 00:01:54,633 I don't care. She was a mess. 63 00:01:54,633 --> 00:01:56,300 Sorry about it. 64 00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:57,500 >> What did it feel like to be 65 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:58,067 in the bottom two? 66 00:01:58,067 --> 00:01:59,700 >> I felt my freakin' age. 67 00:01:59,767 --> 00:02:00,933 Thank god I survived. 68 00:02:00,933 --> 00:02:02,067 I don't want to be judged 69 00:02:02,067 --> 00:02:02,733 because of it. 70 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:03,867 >> Bye, Madame. 71 00:02:03,867 --> 00:02:05,467 >> ALL: Bye. 72 00:02:05,467 --> 00:02:07,067 >> It's a new day. 73 00:02:07,067 --> 00:02:08,233 >> You swept it all up 74 00:02:08,233 --> 00:02:09,467 yesterday. 75 00:02:09,467 --> 00:02:10,733 >> Thank you. 76 00:02:10,733 --> 00:02:11,733 >> ALL: [hooting, applauding] 77 00:02:11,733 --> 00:02:12,800 >> All of it. 78 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:13,900 >> So, now that I have this win 79 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:15,267 under my belt, I feel like 80 00:02:15,267 --> 00:02:17,067 I'm finally in the game. 81 00:02:17,133 --> 00:02:19,167 America's next Drag Superstar 82 00:02:19,167 --> 00:02:22,067 will be...a big bitch. 83 00:02:22,133 --> 00:02:23,300 >> Well, now, Kenya is the only 84 00:02:23,300 --> 00:02:24,900 Puerto Rican here. 85 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:26,067 >> I really thought it was gonna 86 00:02:26,067 --> 00:02:26,967 be me and you at the bottom. 87 00:02:26,967 --> 00:02:28,133 >> Yeah, maybe I go to the 88 00:02:28,133 --> 00:02:29,600 bottom, too, by my wrong ways. 89 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,067 Goes good. 90 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:32,467 I don't care. 91 00:02:32,533 --> 00:02:35,233 Mama, it's not what you say, 92 00:02:35,233 --> 00:02:38,067 it's what you do. 93 00:02:38,067 --> 00:02:39,700 Right! 94 00:02:39,700 --> 00:02:42,067 >> [siren wailing] 95 00:02:42,067 --> 00:02:44,333 >> RUPAUL: You've got SheMail. 96 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:45,933 Are you a high roller or 97 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:48,067 a Hollywood square because 98 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:50,100 I've got a secret. 99 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:51,833 If you press your luck, 100 00:02:51,833 --> 00:02:53,933 you could be queen for a day. 101 00:02:53,933 --> 00:02:55,933 But, if you continue to wipe 102 00:02:55,933 --> 00:02:57,867 out the competition, honey, 103 00:02:57,867 --> 00:02:59,267 you could be goin' home with 104 00:02:59,267 --> 00:03:01,433 all the tic-tac dough. 105 00:03:01,433 --> 00:03:04,567 Survey says: the joker's wild. 106 00:03:04,567 --> 00:03:07,333 >> ALL: [laugh] 107 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:08,867 >> I love it. 108 00:03:08,867 --> 00:03:10,200 >> Hello, hello, hello. 109 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:13,267 >> ALL: [hooting] 110 00:03:13,267 --> 00:03:15,500 >> For today's mini-challenge, 111 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,133 you'll be pitted against each 112 00:03:17,133 --> 00:03:19,600 other in a series of grueling 113 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,967 physical stunts in a brand new 114 00:03:22,067 --> 00:03:24,767 game show we call... 115 00:03:24,767 --> 00:03:26,733 "Beat The Cock." 116 00:03:26,733 --> 00:03:28,867 >> Cock-a-doodle-do. 117 00:03:28,933 --> 00:03:30,433 >> Now we'll play three rounds 118 00:03:30,433 --> 00:03:32,500 with three contestants each. 119 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:34,433 The winner of each round will go 120 00:03:34,433 --> 00:03:36,767 beak-to-beak in a cocktacular 121 00:03:36,767 --> 00:03:39,267 finale and the one Beat The Cock 122 00:03:39,267 --> 00:03:41,700 champion will win a phone 123 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:42,600 call home. 124 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,567 >> ALL: [gasping] 125 00:03:44,567 --> 00:03:46,233 >> Tomorrow is my eighth 126 00:03:46,233 --> 00:03:47,633 anniversary with my partner Adam 127 00:03:47,633 --> 00:03:48,800 and that would mean the world 128 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:49,933 to me to be able to call him 129 00:03:49,933 --> 00:03:50,867 and tell him that I love him. 130 00:03:50,933 --> 00:03:52,267 >> Now this first round 131 00:03:52,267 --> 00:03:53,467 is Cock-A-Doodle-Ru. 132 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:56,900 First up, Phi Phi O'Hara. 133 00:03:56,900 --> 00:03:58,267 All right? 134 00:03:58,267 --> 00:03:59,733 Now the object of this game 135 00:03:59,733 --> 00:04:01,833 is to pin these chickens on 136 00:04:01,833 --> 00:04:03,767 my face. 137 00:04:03,767 --> 00:04:05,300 Whoever gets the rooster beak 138 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:07,700 closest to my mouth wins. 139 00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:11,267 Ready, set, Cock-A-Doodle-Ru. 140 00:04:11,267 --> 00:04:15,300 >> Oh, shit, okay. 141 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:17,400 >> That's more of an earring. 142 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:18,667 >> Pffft! 143 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:21,333 >> Next up, Sharon Needles. 144 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:25,733 Cock-A-Doodle-Ru. 145 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:29,433 >> ALL: [laughing] 146 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:34,133 >> Contact. 147 00:04:34,133 --> 00:04:36,333 >> I'm sorry. 148 00:04:36,333 --> 00:04:39,300 >> Next up, Jiggly Caliente. 149 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:42,067 >> Whoa. 150 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:44,867 >> Damn, I got it in my hair. 151 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:46,633 >> That means Phi Phi O'Hara 152 00:04:46,633 --> 00:04:47,867 is our winner. 153 00:04:47,933 --> 00:04:49,467 All right, round two, kids. 154 00:04:49,467 --> 00:04:51,400 The object of the game is to get 155 00:04:51,467 --> 00:04:53,333 a single feather across 156 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:54,867 the finish line. 157 00:04:54,867 --> 00:04:57,567 You can only use your breath. 158 00:04:57,567 --> 00:04:59,267 If the feather hits the ground, 159 00:04:59,267 --> 00:05:01,133 you need to back and start all 160 00:05:01,133 --> 00:05:02,467 over again. 161 00:05:02,467 --> 00:05:06,533 On your mark, get set, blow. 162 00:05:06,533 --> 00:05:08,500 >> Go, Dida, blow! 163 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:10,067 >> Uh-oh, one down. 164 00:05:10,067 --> 00:05:11,333 She's starting over again. 165 00:05:11,333 --> 00:05:12,567 >> What the fuck. 166 00:05:12,567 --> 00:05:14,167 It's really hard. 167 00:05:14,167 --> 00:05:17,300 >> Yeah, it's up. 168 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:18,733 >> Yeah! 169 00:05:18,733 --> 00:05:21,600 Yeah! 170 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:24,067 >> Dida Ritz is our winner. 171 00:05:24,067 --> 00:05:25,267 >> Round three, 172 00:05:25,267 --> 00:05:26,567 Choke The Rooster. 173 00:05:26,567 --> 00:05:27,667 >> ROOSTER: [squawking] 174 00:05:27,733 --> 00:05:29,067 >> Now, ladies, the object of 175 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:30,533 the game is to get as many 176 00:05:30,533 --> 00:05:33,667 rings around that cock. 177 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:36,533 On your mark, get set, 178 00:05:36,533 --> 00:05:39,067 Choke The Rooster. 179 00:05:39,067 --> 00:05:41,267 Aim for the head. 180 00:05:41,267 --> 00:05:42,900 Oh! 181 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:45,700 >> Wow, Milan. 182 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:47,633 >> Milan is our winner. 183 00:05:47,633 --> 00:05:48,867 >> * Yeah yeah yeah 184 00:05:48,867 --> 00:05:50,467 >> Now for the final 185 00:05:50,467 --> 00:05:51,333 championship round, 186 00:05:51,333 --> 00:05:53,633 Phi Phi O'Hara, Dida Ritz, 187 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:58,300 Milan, you've got to Lay An Egg. 188 00:05:58,300 --> 00:06:00,267 Now the object of the game 189 00:06:00,333 --> 00:06:02,500 is to carry these raw eggs 190 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:04,300 through these wig heads and lay 191 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:07,067 them safely in your basket, 192 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:09,400 and you need to carry these eggs 193 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,367 between me-down-there. 194 00:06:11,367 --> 00:06:13,167 On your mark, get set, 195 00:06:13,167 --> 00:06:15,067 Lay An Egg. 196 00:06:15,067 --> 00:06:16,700 Now the first queen to lay three 197 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:19,067 eggs wins. 198 00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:20,433 Tossed salad and scrambled 199 00:06:20,433 --> 00:06:21,433 eggs--ooh. 200 00:06:21,433 --> 00:06:22,633 >> Damn! 201 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:24,067 >> Egg drop soup, anyone? 202 00:06:24,067 --> 00:06:25,467 >> ALL: [hooting] 203 00:06:25,533 --> 00:06:27,667 >> I keep droppin' my damn eggs. 204 00:06:27,667 --> 00:06:30,200 I'm not happy about this. 205 00:06:31,833 --> 00:06:35,633 >> ALL: Oh. 206 00:06:35,633 --> 00:06:36,833 [applauding, cheering] 207 00:06:36,833 --> 00:06:37,933 >> Phi Phi has laid two eggs. 208 00:06:37,933 --> 00:06:38,933 >> [egg splats] 209 00:06:38,933 --> 00:06:40,133 >> ALL: Oh. 210 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:41,500 >> Get it, Phi Phi. 211 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:42,867 >> Phi Phi is one egg away. 212 00:06:42,867 --> 00:06:44,967 Phi Phi has laid her third egg! 213 00:06:44,967 --> 00:06:45,933 >> ALL: [cheering] 214 00:06:45,933 --> 00:06:48,467 >> Our winner is Phi Phil. 215 00:06:48,467 --> 00:06:49,933 You'll get your chance to make 216 00:06:49,933 --> 00:06:51,300 a phone call home a little 217 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:52,200 bit later. 218 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,533 >> Yay. 219 00:06:53,533 --> 00:06:55,367 >> Ladies, for this week's main 220 00:06:55,367 --> 00:07:00,633 challenge, the password is... 221 00:07:00,633 --> 00:07:02,200 Snatch Game. 222 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:05,333 >> ALL: [cheering] 223 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:07,333 >> Well... 224 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:09,467 >> Woo! 225 00:07:09,467 --> 00:07:11,167 >> Now this is your chance to 226 00:07:11,167 --> 00:07:13,067 show off your best celebrity 227 00:07:13,067 --> 00:07:14,800 impersonation and channel 228 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,800 someone else's charisma, 229 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,367 uniqueness, nerve, and talent, 230 00:07:18,367 --> 00:07:20,067 for a change. 231 00:07:20,067 --> 00:07:21,333 >> One word: living legend. 232 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:22,233 [imitates Cher] 233 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:23,367 Get into it, babe. 234 00:07:23,367 --> 00:07:24,433 >> I expect to be blinded 235 00:07:24,433 --> 00:07:25,600 by stars. 236 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:26,800 >> [laughs] 237 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,300 >> Gentlemen, start your 238 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:30,067 impressions and may the best 239 00:07:30,067 --> 00:07:32,267 woman win. 240 00:07:35,967 --> 00:07:37,100 >> I really want you to have 241 00:07:37,100 --> 00:07:38,733 my phone call. 242 00:07:38,733 --> 00:07:39,567 >> Are you sure you wanna do 243 00:07:39,567 --> 00:07:40,367 that-- 244 00:07:40,367 --> 00:07:41,200 >> I'm positive. 245 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,167 >> --because I feel funny about 246 00:07:42,167 --> 00:07:43,067 it, Phi Phi. 247 00:07:43,067 --> 00:07:43,767 >> Honestly, I really wanted to 248 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:44,700 win it for you. 249 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:45,567 >> Honey, thank you so much. 250 00:07:45,567 --> 00:07:46,600 >> Yeah. 251 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,400 >> I'm really excited that 252 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:49,600 Phi Phi's gonna give me her 253 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:50,433 phone call. 254 00:07:50,433 --> 00:07:51,400 [voice cracking] 255 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:52,433 It was really unexpected 256 00:07:52,433 --> 00:07:53,633 and it was really sweet. 257 00:07:53,633 --> 00:07:54,533 I owe you a big one, girl. 258 00:07:54,533 --> 00:07:55,467 >> No, you don't. 259 00:07:55,467 --> 00:07:56,267 >> Yeah, I do. 260 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:57,567 >> You're my sister. 261 00:07:57,567 --> 00:07:58,600 >> See, you're not a complete 262 00:07:58,600 --> 00:07:59,533 bitch. 263 00:07:59,533 --> 00:08:03,100 >> SHARON: [laughs] 264 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:04,300 >> Who are you doing? 265 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:05,600 >> Well, I'm doing, uh, 266 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:06,767 Michelle Visage. 267 00:08:06,767 --> 00:08:08,333 [laughs] 268 00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:10,067 Vintage Cachay. 269 00:08:10,067 --> 00:08:11,067 [laughs] 270 00:08:11,067 --> 00:08:12,500 I thought it would be 271 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:13,567 memorable poking fun at 272 00:08:13,567 --> 00:08:14,533 one of the judges. 273 00:08:14,533 --> 00:08:15,467 I think a lot of the girls 274 00:08:15,533 --> 00:08:16,833 wouldn't go there. 275 00:08:16,833 --> 00:08:20,333 When in doubt, freak 'em out. 276 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,400 What? 277 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,467 Miss Michaels, is it too much 278 00:08:23,467 --> 00:08:24,367 for her? 279 00:08:24,367 --> 00:08:25,667 >> Oh. 280 00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:26,933 >> SHARON: [laughs] 281 00:08:26,933 --> 00:08:28,133 >> Sharon is doing 282 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,800 Michelle Visage, which... 283 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,200 I mean, that's not a smart idea 284 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,200 at all. 285 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,433 >> Hilarious. 286 00:08:33,433 --> 00:08:34,600 >> Now, finally, the judges are 287 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:35,867 gonna see that she clearly 288 00:08:35,867 --> 00:08:37,067 has no talent. 289 00:08:37,067 --> 00:08:38,067 Sharon should just pack up 290 00:08:38,067 --> 00:08:39,400 and go home. 291 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,467 Bye. 292 00:08:40,467 --> 00:08:41,533 >> Don't push it too far where 293 00:08:41,533 --> 00:08:42,600 you're gonna insult her, plus, 294 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:43,767 she's gonna see this. 295 00:08:43,767 --> 00:08:46,800 >> Let her. 296 00:08:46,867 --> 00:08:47,967 >> RUPAUL: Coming up... 297 00:08:47,967 --> 00:08:49,067 >> Show me one tape where Cher 298 00:08:49,067 --> 00:08:50,700 went, "Ho." 299 00:08:50,700 --> 00:08:52,067 She never did that. 300 00:08:52,067 --> 00:08:53,167 >> The bitch likes to talk 301 00:08:53,167 --> 00:08:54,600 about Cher way too much. 302 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,067 >> All right, I'll see ya later. 303 00:08:57,067 --> 00:08:59,067 >> [laughing] 304 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:03,067 >> [laughing] 305 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:07,067 >> Snooki, it's so lovely to 306 00:09:07,067 --> 00:09:08,333 see you again. 307 00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:09,567 >> Today, our challenge is 308 00:09:09,567 --> 00:09:10,733 The Snatch Game and we have to 309 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,133 impersonate a celebrity, 310 00:09:12,133 --> 00:09:13,733 prep our powerful looks, 311 00:09:13,733 --> 00:09:15,633 and get ready for the game. 312 00:09:15,633 --> 00:09:17,567 >> I'm so excited. 313 00:09:17,567 --> 00:09:18,733 >> To think that, you know, 314 00:09:18,733 --> 00:09:20,267 Cher's gonna see you doing this. 315 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:21,800 >> I picked Cher because it's 316 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,333 what I'm most known for. 317 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,467 >> You'll clock someone doing 318 00:09:24,467 --> 00:09:25,667 Cher wrong. 319 00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:27,067 They'd always do it too big. 320 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,433 >> Show me on tape where Cher 321 00:09:28,433 --> 00:09:30,067 went "Ho." 322 00:09:30,067 --> 00:09:31,533 She never did that. 323 00:09:31,533 --> 00:09:32,733 That's like a stupid thing that 324 00:09:32,733 --> 00:09:33,767 people make up about Cher. 325 00:09:33,767 --> 00:09:35,467 Cher's like much more subtle. 326 00:09:35,467 --> 00:09:36,733 Cher's above it all, you know 327 00:09:36,733 --> 00:09:37,767 what I mean? 328 00:09:37,767 --> 00:09:39,067 >> I love Chad to death, but 329 00:09:39,067 --> 00:09:40,500 the bitch likes to talk about 330 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:41,800 Cher way too much. 331 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:42,767 >> Cher's got a great sense 332 00:09:42,767 --> 00:09:43,767 of humor. 333 00:09:43,767 --> 00:09:44,867 Cher doesn't give a shit. 334 00:09:44,867 --> 00:09:46,500 Cher is a one-word diva. 335 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,100 >> She's gonna drive me crazy. 336 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:49,133 >> I know she's got a great 337 00:09:49,133 --> 00:09:51,367 sense of humor. 338 00:09:51,367 --> 00:09:53,500 >> Hello, hello, hello. 339 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:54,467 >> Hi, Ru. 340 00:09:54,467 --> 00:09:55,633 >> ALL: Hi, Ru. 341 00:09:55,633 --> 00:09:57,067 >> Now I've come to investigate 342 00:09:57,067 --> 00:09:58,667 a case of identity theft. 343 00:09:58,667 --> 00:10:00,000 >> Oh, shit. 344 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,567 >> Let's get to it. 345 00:10:02,567 --> 00:10:04,067 Phi Phi O'Hara. 346 00:10:04,067 --> 00:10:05,233 >> Hi, Ru. 347 00:10:05,233 --> 00:10:06,433 >> I wanna know who you're doing 348 00:10:06,433 --> 00:10:07,533 in The Snatch Game? 349 00:10:07,533 --> 00:10:08,833 >> Um, Gaga. 350 00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:10,000 >> Wow, that's a risky choice 351 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,267 because, you know, in the past, 352 00:10:11,267 --> 00:10:12,367 it's been done. 353 00:10:12,367 --> 00:10:14,067 It's been done and the girl who 354 00:10:14,067 --> 00:10:16,467 did it wasn't able to convey... 355 00:10:16,467 --> 00:10:19,833 because what is her personality? 356 00:10:19,833 --> 00:10:21,200 >> Well, she's always about, 357 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,533 you know, her fans and monsters, 358 00:10:22,533 --> 00:10:23,533 and paws up. 359 00:10:23,533 --> 00:10:24,600 >> I know. 360 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:25,600 You're making it sound very 361 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:26,600 simple, but I think it may be 362 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:27,667 a little more difficult than 363 00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:28,667 what you're thinking. 364 00:10:28,667 --> 00:10:29,633 >> Well, I do Gaga a lot 365 00:10:29,633 --> 00:10:30,633 and I've been hired all 366 00:10:30,633 --> 00:10:31,767 over the United States to 367 00:10:31,767 --> 00:10:32,667 impersonate her. 368 00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:33,667 >> All right. 369 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:34,967 >> I've been recognized a lot 370 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,333 for my Lady Gaga, so I think 371 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,367 Ru's gonna love it and eat 372 00:10:37,367 --> 00:10:38,100 it up. 373 00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:39,000 >> All right, get back to work. 374 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:39,800 >> I surely will. 375 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,600 >> All right. 376 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,233 Little Kenya Michaels. 377 00:10:43,233 --> 00:10:44,267 >> Hola. 378 00:10:44,267 --> 00:10:45,300 >> Who's your character? 379 00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:46,667 >> Beyonce, the queen bee. 380 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:47,900 >> I've heard of her. 381 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:49,667 >> I'm trying to do a sick 382 00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:51,167 Beyonce that has involuntary 383 00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:53,267 movements, that's crazy. 384 00:10:53,267 --> 00:10:54,533 >> I see. 385 00:10:54,533 --> 00:10:55,433 It's a risk because of 386 00:10:55,433 --> 00:10:56,467 the accent. 387 00:10:56,467 --> 00:10:57,533 >> Yeah. 388 00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:58,633 >> And, you know, if you were 389 00:10:58,633 --> 00:11:01,067 gonna do a Latin, uh, star, 390 00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:02,333 you would have a little bit of 391 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:03,533 an advantage. 392 00:11:03,533 --> 00:11:04,767 >> Yeah, Beyonce is a girl that 393 00:11:04,767 --> 00:11:07,367 is a very sexy girl. 394 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,400 >> Yeah. 395 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:09,300 [laughs] 396 00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:11,200 >> [laughs] 397 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,467 And I feel good in this. 398 00:11:12,467 --> 00:11:14,067 >> You're going to do Beyonce 399 00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:15,100 and you're taking a risk. 400 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,400 I hope it pays off for you. 401 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:17,633 >> Oh, I'm gonna work hard. 402 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:18,467 >> All right, get back to work. 403 00:11:18,467 --> 00:11:19,300 >> Thank you. 404 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:21,233 >> Thanks. 405 00:11:21,233 --> 00:11:22,133 Hey, Willam. 406 00:11:22,133 --> 00:11:23,233 >> Hi. 407 00:11:23,233 --> 00:11:24,100 >> Who do we have here? 408 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,267 >> Jessica Simpson. 409 00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:26,200 >> How do you play 410 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,633 Jessica Simpson? 411 00:11:27,633 --> 00:11:28,733 >> Jessica doesn't understand 412 00:11:28,733 --> 00:11:29,900 jokes much. 413 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:30,933 She says stupid stuff, 414 00:11:30,933 --> 00:11:32,067 but she just does it because 415 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:33,067 she doesn't know better. 416 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,067 >> I see. 417 00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:35,600 Are you a fan of hers? 418 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:36,600 >> Who? 419 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:39,467 >> RUPAUL: [laughs] 420 00:11:39,467 --> 00:11:40,733 Willam, I'm gonna let you get 421 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,200 back to Jessica Simpson. 422 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,233 I cannot wait. 423 00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:44,133 >> Thanks, she's sleeping. 424 00:11:44,133 --> 00:11:45,067 >> Okay, she's asleep, okay. 425 00:11:45,067 --> 00:11:45,767 [whispering] 426 00:11:45,767 --> 00:11:46,500 Let's let her sleep. 427 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:47,267 Get back to work. 428 00:11:47,267 --> 00:11:48,800 >> [whispering ] Bye, then. 429 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,067 >> Milan. 430 00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:51,100 >> Hello, Ru, how are you? 431 00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:52,067 >> Hi, honey. 432 00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:52,867 Ooh, big hair. 433 00:11:52,867 --> 00:11:54,100 Is it Chaka Khan? 434 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:56,067 >> It's gonna be Diana Ross. 435 00:11:56,067 --> 00:11:58,500 >> Oh, my goodness. 436 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,067 You know, last week you found 437 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:00,967 yourself in the bottom-- 438 00:12:00,967 --> 00:12:02,100 >> Yeah. 439 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,433 >> --two as an actor portraying 440 00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:04,600 a character. 441 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:05,600 >> Right. 442 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,667 >> How will you convey your 443 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:07,900 character this week? 444 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:09,700 How will you sell Diana? 445 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:11,067 >> Well, I think, um, I was 446 00:12:11,067 --> 00:12:12,667 taking it too small, you know, 447 00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:13,900 and I, I need to just... 448 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,133 in spite of when the details 449 00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:16,200 want to pull you back, and 450 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,533 hopefully I won't go so far that 451 00:12:17,533 --> 00:12:18,867 it's like a, a, a true 452 00:12:18,867 --> 00:12:20,067 caricature. 453 00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:21,067 >> Then you're gotta make her 454 00:12:21,067 --> 00:12:22,267 funny because The Snatch Game 455 00:12:22,267 --> 00:12:24,567 is about spontaneity and humor. 456 00:12:24,567 --> 00:12:25,600 >> Okay. 457 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,700 >> All right, Milan, get to it. 458 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:27,500 >> Thank you. 459 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,933 >> All right. 460 00:12:29,933 --> 00:12:31,133 Chad Michaels. 461 00:12:31,133 --> 00:12:32,133 >> Hey, RuPaul. 462 00:12:32,133 --> 00:12:33,500 >> Now who on earth could you 463 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:34,967 possibly be playing? 464 00:12:34,967 --> 00:12:36,733 >> My main lady, Cher. 465 00:12:36,733 --> 00:12:37,700 >> Cher. 466 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:38,533 >> Yessir. 467 00:12:38,533 --> 00:12:39,633 >> Wow. 468 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:40,833 >> Honestly, Ru, everything 469 00:12:40,833 --> 00:12:41,667 in my life has been because 470 00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:42,733 of Cher. 471 00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:43,733 I mean, all the places I've 472 00:12:43,733 --> 00:12:44,667 gotten to go, the people I've 473 00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:45,733 gotten to meet, the clothes 474 00:12:45,733 --> 00:12:46,733 on my back, and I'm really 475 00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:47,867 looking forward to doing her 476 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,067 the justice that she has done 477 00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:50,167 for my life. 478 00:12:50,167 --> 00:12:51,400 I basically just owe her 479 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,667 everything, so it's really 480 00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:54,267 important to me not to 481 00:12:54,267 --> 00:12:55,533 offend her. 482 00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:56,667 >> [imitating Cher] 483 00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:57,667 All right, I'll see ya later. 484 00:12:57,667 --> 00:12:58,800 >> All right, babe. 485 00:12:58,800 --> 00:12:59,900 >> [quietly] Oh, my god. 486 00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:01,900 >> Thanks, Ru. 487 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:02,800 >> Sharon Needles. 488 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:03,800 >> Hello, Ru. 489 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:04,933 >> Who are you portraying? 490 00:13:04,933 --> 00:13:05,967 >> I'm not sure if you know 491 00:13:05,967 --> 00:13:07,133 her at all, but I'm doing 492 00:13:07,133 --> 00:13:08,900 Michelle Visage today. 493 00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:09,933 >> Oh. 494 00:13:09,933 --> 00:13:11,067 Well, you know you're supposed 495 00:13:11,067 --> 00:13:12,333 to be portraying a woman. 496 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,500 >> Oh, yes, I know. 497 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:14,600 This is gonna be a little 498 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,100 difficult for me, but, uh... 499 00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:17,267 >> You say that with love, 500 00:13:17,267 --> 00:13:18,167 of course. 501 00:13:18,167 --> 00:13:19,133 >> Yes, of course. 502 00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:20,333 >> What mannerisms of hers 503 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,233 are you gonna-- 504 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:22,600 >> I'm just gonna bring a lot 505 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,900 of harsh vocals-- 506 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:24,933 >> [laughs] 507 00:13:24,933 --> 00:13:25,900 >> --a bit of the Jersey sense, 508 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:26,700 a lot of cackling. 509 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:29,200 [cackling] 510 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,533 This is where I completely 511 00:13:30,533 --> 00:13:32,167 disagree with Santino. 512 00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:33,800 >> Yeah, she's a fierce queen, 513 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,133 and it's quite a risk 'cause 514 00:13:35,133 --> 00:13:36,800 she's either gonna love it 515 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,067 or read ya for it. 516 00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,267 >> Right, right, right. 517 00:13:39,267 --> 00:13:40,867 I'm feeling a little bit 518 00:13:40,867 --> 00:13:42,167 nervous, but I think I'll do 519 00:13:42,233 --> 00:13:43,633 her justice. 520 00:13:43,633 --> 00:13:44,633 >> All right, Sharon Needles, 521 00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:45,567 get back to it. 522 00:13:45,567 --> 00:13:46,667 >> Thank you. 523 00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:48,067 >> All right, ladies, listen up. 524 00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:49,633 At today's taping, you'll be 525 00:13:49,633 --> 00:13:52,067 playing The Snatch Game with our 526 00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:54,467 extra-special guest judges, 527 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,533 late-night hot potato... 528 00:13:56,533 --> 00:13:57,667 Ross Mathews. 529 00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:58,833 >> Yay. 530 00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,667 >> Yes! 531 00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,800 >> And legendary actress of 532 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,567 stage and screen and original 533 00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:07,167 Dream Girl... 534 00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:08,600 Miss Loretta Devine. 535 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,833 >> ALL: [gasp] 536 00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,067 >> Wow. 537 00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,600 Loretta is the shit. 538 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:14,767 She not only acts well, 539 00:14:14,767 --> 00:14:15,767 she sings well. 540 00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:16,767 She's the real deal. 541 00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:19,867 >> So don't fuck it up. 542 00:14:19,933 --> 00:14:21,167 Coming up... 543 00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:22,767 Welcome to the new Snatch Game. 544 00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:23,667 >> How you doin'? 545 00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:24,433 >> How you doin'? 546 00:14:24,433 --> 00:14:25,300 >> I love ya. 547 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,600 >> I'm Cher, bitch. 548 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,700 >> [guest judges laughing] 549 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,867 >> Woo! 550 00:14:28,933 --> 00:14:30,200 >> [laughing] 551 00:14:35,567 --> 00:14:38,100 Welcome to the new Snatch Game. 552 00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:43,900 Hello, I'm your host, RuPaul. 553 00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:46,467 Now let's meet our contestants. 554 00:14:46,467 --> 00:14:48,533 This intern has climbed his way 555 00:14:48,533 --> 00:14:50,267 up the Hollywood ladder. 556 00:14:50,267 --> 00:14:51,833 Please welcome funny man, 557 00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:53,400 Ross Mathews. 558 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,400 I'm so happy you're here. 559 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,633 >> Oh, please, I'm thrilled. 560 00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:57,300 >> Up next, please welcome the 561 00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:59,500 multi-talented, Loretta Devine 562 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,767 is here. 563 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:01,767 >> Hi, Ru. 564 00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:02,900 >> Hey, Loretta. 565 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:03,867 You're a national treasure, 566 00:15:03,867 --> 00:15:04,833 my dear. 567 00:15:04,833 --> 00:15:06,467 >> Oh, that's so sweet. 568 00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:08,100 >> And now, let's give 569 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,600 a Hollywood hello to our 570 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,667 star-studded panel. 571 00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:14,333 Now from the best show on 572 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:16,267 television, welcome my squirrel 573 00:15:16,267 --> 00:15:19,067 friend, Michelle Visage is here. 574 00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:20,067 Hey. 575 00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:21,333 >> I might not be the biggest 576 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:22,467 star here, but I've got the 577 00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:23,567 biggest knockers, okay? 578 00:15:23,567 --> 00:15:26,433 [cackling laughter] 579 00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:28,467 >> Up next, a great idol of 580 00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:30,700 mine, the one and only 581 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,133 Diana Ross. 582 00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:33,233 >> Yes, Ru, mwa! mwa! 583 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,267 I love you. 584 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,400 >> RUPAUL: The Boss. 585 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,867 >> But call me Miss Ross. 586 00:15:36,867 --> 00:15:39,867 >> Milan's makeup looks crazy. 587 00:15:39,933 --> 00:15:41,500 I've never seen Diana Ross look 588 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:44,067 like she's cracked out. 589 00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:46,400 >> Next to her is singer, 590 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,067 actress, shoe designer, 591 00:15:48,067 --> 00:15:50,500 entrepreneur Jessica Simpson. 592 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,700 >> New one. 593 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,333 >> Oh, she's got a piece of her 594 00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:54,733 product hair there. 595 00:15:54,733 --> 00:15:56,200 >> It's synthetic. 596 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,300 You can use it as to Swiffer 597 00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:58,200 and everything. 598 00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,167 >> Oh, my goodness. 599 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,133 >> A very good pitch there, 600 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,067 very good pitch. 601 00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:02,100 >> You're welcome. 602 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,067 >> You're wel-- [laughs] 603 00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:04,233 >> LORETTA: [laughs] 604 00:16:04,233 --> 00:16:06,367 >> Let's give some R-E-S-P-E-C-T 605 00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:07,800 to the Queen of Soul, 606 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,067 Miss Aretha Franklin. 607 00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:10,300 >> I'm so glad to be here, Ru. 608 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,300 >> What is that you're eating 609 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:12,300 over there? 610 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:13,267 >> Something that really 611 00:16:13,267 --> 00:16:14,200 satisfies me. 612 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,133 >> Oh, okay. 613 00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:16,133 [laughs] 614 00:16:16,133 --> 00:16:17,167 Did you bring enough for 615 00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:18,067 everyone to share, ReRe? 616 00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:18,967 >> Oh, no, baby, I don't share. 617 00:16:18,967 --> 00:16:19,867 >> Oh, she don't share. 618 00:16:19,867 --> 00:16:21,067 All right, all right. 619 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,067 Straight from the Jersey Shore, 620 00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:24,100 Snooki is here. 621 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,600 >> Hi, Ru. 622 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,100 Ross, are you a juicehead? 623 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:28,067 >> I can try it. 624 00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:29,867 >> Oh, my god, oh, let's smush. 625 00:16:29,867 --> 00:16:31,133 >> Okay. 626 00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:33,067 >> Next to her, the one and 627 00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:34,333 only, the mother of all 628 00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:36,833 monsters, Lady Gaga is here. 629 00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:37,967 >> * Work it, girl 630 00:16:37,967 --> 00:16:39,733 * Give it a twirl 631 00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:40,567 * Give it a twirl 632 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:41,433 * Give it a twirl 633 00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:44,533 * Give it a twi-i-i-i-i-i-i-rl 634 00:16:44,533 --> 00:16:46,333 >> Next to her, the queen of all 635 00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:48,367 media, Wendy Williams is here. 636 00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:49,233 >> How you doin'? 637 00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:50,067 >> How you doin'? 638 00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:51,067 >> How you doin'? 639 00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:52,500 It's nice to see you again. 640 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,633 >> We've got 16-time Grammy 641 00:16:54,633 --> 00:16:56,067 winner. 642 00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:57,367 Hey, Beyonce. 643 00:16:57,367 --> 00:17:00,167 >> Woo! 644 00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,067 >> She's had a top ten hit in 645 00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:04,333 every decade since the '60s. 646 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:05,600 She's done it all. 647 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,833 The original dark lady, 648 00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:08,233 Cher is here. 649 00:17:08,233 --> 00:17:09,700 >> I've been there, done that. 650 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:11,467 I spread Lamar on my toast 651 00:17:11,467 --> 00:17:12,700 in the morning, all right, 652 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,067 you know? 653 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,467 I'm Cher, bitch! 654 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:16,400 >> [laughs] 655 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,300 >> Woo! 656 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:18,200 >> Yes, you are. 657 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,333 >> I don't care. 658 00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:21,600 >> Ross, Loretta, I ask a series 659 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,867 of questions. 660 00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:24,067 Our celebrities will fill in 661 00:17:24,067 --> 00:17:25,400 the blanks. 662 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,833 You come up with an answer that 663 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:28,067 you think will match our 664 00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,433 celebrities. 665 00:17:29,433 --> 00:17:30,667 First question is for 666 00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:32,067 Loretta Devine. 667 00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:35,067 Ugly Edna is so ugly, when she 668 00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:37,567 goes to the beauty parlor, 669 00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:40,167 they beat her face with blank. 670 00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:41,833 >> I picture of herself. 671 00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:42,800 >> Let's see if we can get 672 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:43,733 a match. 673 00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:44,667 Michelle Visage. 674 00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:45,700 >> All right, Ru, I said 675 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:47,067 a baseball bat. 676 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,300 Remember, in '87, we used to 677 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,433 take the "J" train into 678 00:17:50,433 --> 00:17:52,167 Manhattan and you used to carry 679 00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:53,467 a baseball bat. 680 00:17:53,467 --> 00:17:54,400 >> That's true. 681 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,500 >> Before we would work 682 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,733 Suzanne Barges' party--we'd 683 00:17:56,733 --> 00:17:57,900 make a Buffalo nickel for it. 684 00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:58,933 >> RUPAUL: [laughs] 685 00:17:58,933 --> 00:17:59,833 >> And it was all we used for 686 00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:00,933 protection. 687 00:18:00,933 --> 00:18:02,067 >> It's no match, Michelle, 688 00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:03,067 but a very good effort. 689 00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:04,100 Thank you very much. 690 00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:05,367 All right, Wendy Williams. 691 00:18:05,367 --> 00:18:06,700 >> How are you doin'? 692 00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:07,967 >> Ugly Edna, beat her in 693 00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:08,867 the face with... 694 00:18:08,867 --> 00:18:09,833 >> I love Cher. 695 00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:10,933 Ima gonna say with Cher's 696 00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:11,967 plastic surgeon, 'cause look 697 00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:13,133 at Cher. 698 00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:14,233 >> Allegedly, allegedly. 699 00:18:14,233 --> 00:18:15,633 >> She looks good, I mean... 700 00:18:15,633 --> 00:18:17,100 >> Cher, I love the hair change. 701 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,267 >> Thank you, I can't go give 702 00:18:18,267 --> 00:18:19,267 minutes without switchin' 703 00:18:19,267 --> 00:18:22,900 a wig--I love 'em, I love 'em. 704 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,367 >> Sasha Fierce. 705 00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:25,767 >> I wanna take a sleepy 706 00:18:25,767 --> 00:18:27,533 right now. 707 00:18:27,533 --> 00:18:29,333 >> Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh... 708 00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,400 >> [cackles] 709 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,767 >> I'm a survivor! 710 00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,067 I'm a survivor! 711 00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:36,867 >> She's a survivor. 712 00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,600 >> Kenya is taking it to 713 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,667 the extreme. 714 00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:41,400 >> Oh, girl! 715 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,767 >> So, I need to step up my 716 00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:43,833 game. 717 00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:44,900 It's just I don't want to be 718 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:46,533 flatlining. 719 00:18:46,533 --> 00:18:48,267 >> Ross Mathews, you are next. 720 00:18:48,267 --> 00:18:51,067 The Real Housewives are so fake, 721 00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:52,633 when they make whoopie, 722 00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:55,067 their blanks don't move. 723 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,733 >> Their Goldbergs don't move. 724 00:18:56,733 --> 00:18:57,967 >> Very funny. 725 00:18:57,967 --> 00:18:59,333 All right, let's go to Snooki 726 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:00,800 from The Jersey Shore. 727 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,267 >> Just like my friend Jwow-- 728 00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:03,233 >> Yeah. 729 00:19:03,233 --> 00:19:04,233 >> --her tits don't move. 730 00:19:04,233 --> 00:19:05,700 >> Her tits don't move. 731 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:06,733 Beyonce? 732 00:19:06,733 --> 00:19:07,600 >> [snoring] 733 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:08,633 >> Wake up! 734 00:19:08,633 --> 00:19:10,067 >> Oh, is Beyonce asleep? 735 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,100 Beyonce, were you sleeping? 736 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,100 >> It's the medication. 737 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,100 >> That's no excuse. 738 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,100 You should have seen what me 739 00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,100 and Ru were on... 740 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:15,867 >> [laughs] 741 00:19:15,867 --> 00:19:16,967 >> ...at the Limelight. 742 00:19:16,967 --> 00:19:17,933 It's all behind us now. 743 00:19:17,933 --> 00:19:18,833 We were on uppers, downers, 744 00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:21,633 and candy corn. 745 00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:23,400 >> All right, Cher, I see you're 746 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,800 wearing your Academy--well, 747 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,867 actually, you did not win 748 00:19:25,867 --> 00:19:26,867 the Academy Award that year. 749 00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:28,167 >> I didn't, but I'm wearin' 750 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,233 the shit out of this headpiece. 751 00:19:29,233 --> 00:19:30,233 I paid a lot for it. 752 00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:31,133 >> Yes, yes, you did. 753 00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:32,067 Yes, you did. 754 00:19:32,067 --> 00:19:33,433 >> Those girls are real sleazy. 755 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,167 Their scabies, crabs and fleas 756 00:19:35,167 --> 00:19:36,567 don't move. 757 00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:37,867 >> I'm afraid that's not 758 00:19:37,867 --> 00:19:38,867 a Goldberg, Ross. 759 00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:40,467 >> No. No. 760 00:19:40,467 --> 00:19:42,500 >> Loretta Devine, Fatty Patty 761 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,433 is so fat, when she gets on 762 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:47,933 the scales it says blank. 763 00:19:47,933 --> 00:19:49,067 >> Ouch! Ouch! 764 00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:51,833 >> Ouch! Good answer. 765 00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:52,733 What did you say, Michelle? 766 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:53,767 We have a match? 767 00:19:53,767 --> 00:19:55,300 >> I said, Hello, 768 00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:56,533 Madame LaQueer. 769 00:19:56,533 --> 00:19:58,833 [cackling] 770 00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:00,400 I told her not to wear green. 771 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,833 I hate it. 772 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,833 >> Diana Ross, the Boss. 773 00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:06,000 >> When she's on that scale, 774 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,633 it says Mahogany. 775 00:20:07,633 --> 00:20:08,767 >> Oh. 776 00:20:08,767 --> 00:20:09,833 >> Mmm-hmm, the men love me, 777 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:10,733 the women love me. 778 00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:11,867 They all love me. 779 00:20:11,867 --> 00:20:12,933 >> This was a real heavy 780 00:20:12,933 --> 00:20:14,100 Diana Ross. 781 00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:15,567 This was like Diana Ross about 782 00:20:15,567 --> 00:20:16,733 4:30 in the morning after 783 00:20:16,733 --> 00:20:18,133 a couple of packs of cigarettes. 784 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,467 >> Unfortunately, that is 785 00:20:19,467 --> 00:20:21,867 not a match. 786 00:20:21,867 --> 00:20:23,400 All right, Jessica Simpson. 787 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,100 Fatty Patty's so fat, when she 788 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:29,233 gets on the scale, it says... 789 00:20:29,233 --> 00:20:31,200 Oh! 790 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,233 >> [cackling] 791 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:35,567 >> LORETTA: Oh. 792 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,767 >> These young people, see, 793 00:20:36,767 --> 00:20:37,667 they have no respect. 794 00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:38,500 >> RUPAUL: No respect. 795 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:39,600 >> No respect. 796 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,033 >> LORETTA: [laughs] 797 00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:43,367 >> This next one is for Ross. 798 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,267 Dumb Didi is so dumb, she thinks 799 00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:49,167 the "C" word is short for blank. 800 00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:50,600 >> She thinks the "C" word 801 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:51,967 is short for Kardashian 802 00:20:51,967 --> 00:20:52,900 with a "C". 803 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,100 >> RUPAUL: Ah, of course. 804 00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:54,967 >> 'Cause that's how dumb 805 00:20:54,967 --> 00:20:55,833 she is. 806 00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:56,767 >> That's how dumb she is. 807 00:20:56,767 --> 00:20:57,733 >> Dumb. 808 00:20:57,733 --> 00:20:58,833 >> Let's go to Lady Gaga. 809 00:20:58,833 --> 00:20:59,900 Lady Gaga, she thinks 810 00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:01,633 the "C" word is short for... 811 00:21:01,633 --> 00:21:03,233 >> The crown, the new diva 812 00:21:03,233 --> 00:21:04,400 crown. 813 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,700 Just so you know, 814 00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:06,533 the diva here? 815 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:07,633 Not her. 816 00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:08,900 Not her. 817 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:10,100 But now I have the diva crown 818 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,067 'cause I bought it from her. 819 00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:12,100 >> I just wanna say to 820 00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:12,933 Lady Gaga that I am the only 821 00:21:12,933 --> 00:21:14,200 boss here. 822 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,467 >> I don't even need to fight my 823 00:21:15,467 --> 00:21:16,800 own battles when I have my own 824 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:17,800 monsters to take care of it 825 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,267 for me. 826 00:21:19,267 --> 00:21:20,467 >> All right, let's move on to 827 00:21:20,467 --> 00:21:21,900 Miss Aretha Franklin. 828 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:23,800 >> [Snooki gibberish] 829 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,933 >> Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 830 00:21:25,933 --> 00:21:26,967 Oh! What's she doin'? 831 00:21:26,967 --> 00:21:27,833 Oh! 832 00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:29,467 >> Oh, my goodness. 833 00:21:29,533 --> 00:21:31,333 >> The level of 834 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,100 unprofessionalism--far too much. 835 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,533 >> Pffft! 836 00:21:34,533 --> 00:21:36,200 >> What did you just do? 837 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,200 >> You nasty bitch. 838 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,400 >> One more time. 839 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,967 >> Disgraceful. 840 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,067 >> All right, Beyonce, calm 841 00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:44,700 your ass down. 842 00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:45,733 >> This is worse than when 843 00:21:45,733 --> 00:21:47,067 I had Omarosa on my show. 844 00:21:47,067 --> 00:21:48,167 Get off me. 845 00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:49,867 >> Stars, listen up. 846 00:21:49,867 --> 00:21:51,767 Shy Sheila is so shy-- 847 00:21:51,767 --> 00:21:52,867 >> How shy is she? 848 00:21:52,867 --> 00:21:54,067 >> She's afraid to blank 849 00:21:54,067 --> 00:21:55,533 in public. 850 00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:56,733 >> Oh. 851 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,667 >> Yes, write it down. 852 00:21:58,667 --> 00:21:59,900 Loretta Devine. 853 00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:01,867 >> She's afraid to swallow 854 00:22:01,867 --> 00:22:02,967 in public. 855 00:22:02,967 --> 00:22:03,800 >> Swallow in public. 856 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:04,700 >> Yes. 857 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:05,533 >> 'Cause she's shy. 858 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:06,567 >> She's shy. 859 00:22:06,567 --> 00:22:07,733 >> I have a very shy gag reflex, 860 00:22:07,733 --> 00:22:08,900 myself. 861 00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:10,067 >> [guest judges laughing] 862 00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:10,933 >> Aretha Franklin, are you 863 00:22:10,933 --> 00:22:11,733 still down there? 864 00:22:11,733 --> 00:22:12,600 >> Mmm-hmm. 865 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,567 >> Uh-huh? 866 00:22:13,567 --> 00:22:14,600 Your blood sugar's goin' down? 867 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:15,433 >> I don't got any more food. 868 00:22:15,433 --> 00:22:16,367 >> You don't have any more food. 869 00:22:16,367 --> 00:22:17,233 >> No more snacks. 870 00:22:17,233 --> 00:22:18,367 I can't be bothered. 871 00:22:18,367 --> 00:22:20,433 I am completely over the fuckery 872 00:22:20,433 --> 00:22:21,600 that was going on in 873 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,267 The Snatch Game. 874 00:22:23,267 --> 00:22:24,100 >> Cher? 875 00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:25,067 >> Yes, Ru? 876 00:22:25,067 --> 00:22:26,333 >> We're looking for swallow. 877 00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:27,800 >> Shy Sheila is so shy that 878 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,900 she's afraid to--I don't give 879 00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:31,867 a rat's ass because this game 880 00:22:31,867 --> 00:22:33,533 is boring the shit out of me. 881 00:22:33,533 --> 00:22:34,767 >> LORETTA: [laughs] 882 00:22:34,767 --> 00:22:37,433 >> I don't know why they booked 883 00:22:37,433 --> 00:22:39,167 me on this chicken shit again. 884 00:22:39,167 --> 00:22:41,067 I'm a fuckin' Oscar winner. 885 00:22:41,067 --> 00:22:43,633 >> Yes, you are, yes, you are. 886 00:22:43,633 --> 00:22:45,200 Unfortunately, we've run 887 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,700 out of time. 888 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:48,533 Now on behalf of all our stars, 889 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,700 don't forget to spay and neuter 890 00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:52,433 your neighbors' pets. 891 00:22:52,433 --> 00:22:53,733 Thanks for joining us 892 00:22:53,733 --> 00:22:55,767 on The Snatch Game. 893 00:22:55,767 --> 00:22:56,933 See you next time. 894 00:22:56,933 --> 00:22:58,400 Bye. 895 00:22:58,467 --> 00:22:59,900 >> There is such a thing as 896 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,367 going too far and its 897 00:23:01,433 --> 00:23:03,333 unfortunate. 898 00:23:05,267 --> 00:23:06,567 >> RUPAUL: Coming up... 899 00:23:06,567 --> 00:23:07,667 >> I could not believe 900 00:23:07,667 --> 00:23:08,733 the shenanigans. 901 00:23:08,733 --> 00:23:12,167 Completely unprofessional. 902 00:23:12,167 --> 00:23:14,600 >> Bring your A-game. 903 00:23:14,667 --> 00:23:15,867 [laughing] 904 00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:19,967 >> [laughing] 905 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:23,600 >> * Ima gonna win 906 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:24,733 * Ima gonna win 907 00:23:24,733 --> 00:23:26,067 >> You're not gettin' shit, 908 00:23:26,067 --> 00:23:28,233 >> Just cheesecake. 909 00:23:28,233 --> 00:23:29,733 >> This morning, I'm still 910 00:23:29,733 --> 00:23:31,133 feeling very emotional, 911 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,700 very heavy-hearted, angry, 912 00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:34,333 disappointed. 913 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:39,467 I've never been so embarrassed. 914 00:23:39,467 --> 00:23:41,600 Last night's game was horrible. 915 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,200 I felt like it was a three-ring 916 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,700 circus, "Romper Room" bullshit 917 00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:47,733 goin' on. 918 00:23:47,733 --> 00:23:48,967 >> So, what happened yesterday 919 00:23:48,967 --> 00:23:50,200 at Snatch Game, girls? 920 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,067 >> Yeah, what the hell did 921 00:23:51,067 --> 00:23:52,067 happen? 922 00:23:52,067 --> 00:23:54,167 It got a little crazy. 923 00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:56,433 >> I thought that Snatch Game 924 00:23:56,433 --> 00:23:58,700 was the most "Romper Room" 925 00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:00,367 fuckery that I have ever 926 00:24:00,367 --> 00:24:03,167 experienced in my life. 927 00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:04,467 I could not believe 928 00:24:04,467 --> 00:24:05,567 the shenanigans that were going 929 00:24:05,567 --> 00:24:06,900 on in the front row. 930 00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:09,067 Completely unprofessional. 931 00:24:09,067 --> 00:24:10,800 Completely childish and 932 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:11,967 that is not [pounds table] 933 00:24:11,967 --> 00:24:13,900 what I came here to do. 934 00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:14,967 >> I don't know where my 935 00:24:14,967 --> 00:24:16,133 character went. 936 00:24:16,133 --> 00:24:17,300 It started off right and I don't 937 00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:20,200 know what happened. 938 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,500 Did I make a mistake? Yes. 939 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,633 >> Well, it wasn't just you. 940 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:26,067 >> Even though Jiggly 941 00:24:26,067 --> 00:24:27,733 apologized, I don't even think 942 00:24:27,733 --> 00:24:30,233 she was the worst of the bunch. 943 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:31,667 >> We know that nobody did 944 00:24:31,667 --> 00:24:33,433 anything out of malice, but 945 00:24:33,433 --> 00:24:35,100 everybody wants the spotlight. 946 00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:36,133 Some of the younger people, 947 00:24:36,133 --> 00:24:37,167 I think, should have been 948 00:24:37,167 --> 00:24:38,067 a little more sportsmanlike 949 00:24:38,067 --> 00:24:40,167 about it. 950 00:24:40,167 --> 00:24:41,333 >> I just wanna bitchslap her 951 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:42,333 because she doesn't know what 952 00:24:42,333 --> 00:24:43,167 she's talking about. 953 00:24:43,167 --> 00:24:44,067 I mean, at her age, she 954 00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:45,233 shouldn't be such a bitch. 955 00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:46,600 >> Well, I think overall we 956 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,133 realize that today is a new day. 957 00:24:48,133 --> 00:24:49,133 Bring your breasts, 958 00:24:49,133 --> 00:24:50,267 deliver what's needed for 959 00:24:50,267 --> 00:24:51,333 this competition. 960 00:24:51,333 --> 00:24:52,333 >> Bring our breasts? 961 00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:53,233 >> Yeah, bring your breasts. 962 00:24:53,233 --> 00:24:55,600 >> Okay. 963 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:56,600 >> CHAD: All right, you guys, 964 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,300 I'm gonna go call Adam. 965 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,467 >> [web phone ringing] 966 00:25:03,467 --> 00:25:05,067 >> Hi! 967 00:25:05,067 --> 00:25:06,467 >> Hi! 968 00:25:06,467 --> 00:25:07,567 Oh, baby. 969 00:25:07,567 --> 00:25:09,067 >> Happy anniversary, baby. 970 00:25:09,067 --> 00:25:09,900 I love you. 971 00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:10,967 >> Happy anniversary. 972 00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:12,400 I'm so proud of you. 973 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,633 >> Thank you. 974 00:25:13,633 --> 00:25:14,667 >> Hey, um... 975 00:25:14,667 --> 00:25:15,633 >> It's just I feel like I've 976 00:25:15,633 --> 00:25:17,300 been gone forever. 977 00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:19,133 Oh, my god, I miss you so much. 978 00:25:19,133 --> 00:25:20,633 >> I miss you, too, baby. 979 00:25:20,633 --> 00:25:21,700 >> I'm gonna wear the giraffe 980 00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:23,100 bodysuit that you made today. 981 00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:24,367 >> Fun. 982 00:25:24,367 --> 00:25:25,667 >> Being able to talk to Adam, 983 00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:27,067 just knowing that he's still 984 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,300 there thinking about me, rooting 985 00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:32,667 for me--it was good for my soul. 986 00:25:32,733 --> 00:25:33,767 >> I liked my Gaga, so that's 987 00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:34,967 all that matters. 988 00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:36,900 I guess because I saw how some 989 00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:37,933 people were going over the top-- 990 00:25:37,933 --> 00:25:38,933 >> Yeah, yeah, I know. 991 00:25:38,933 --> 00:25:39,967 >> --that I was nervous like 992 00:25:39,967 --> 00:25:40,900 okay, well, am I not giving 993 00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:41,933 enough? 994 00:25:41,933 --> 00:25:43,067 >> Yeah, yeah, I know. 995 00:25:43,133 --> 00:25:44,300 >> I'm really concerned about 996 00:25:44,300 --> 00:25:45,767 my position here because I have 997 00:25:45,767 --> 00:25:46,767 been consistent throughout this 998 00:25:46,833 --> 00:25:49,333 entire competition so far. 999 00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:50,533 >> And this is a problem, girl. 1000 00:25:50,533 --> 00:25:51,700 I don't want to go home. 1001 00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:53,300 >> I don't want you to go home. 1002 00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:55,400 >> But I'm gonna put that wig to 1003 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:58,367 my hair today and go amazing. 1004 00:25:58,367 --> 00:26:00,600 >> That's all we can do. 1005 00:26:06,867 --> 00:26:08,433 >> [RuPaul laughing] 1006 00:26:11,967 --> 00:26:13,333 >> * CoverGirl 1007 00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:15,367 * Puts the face in your walk 1008 00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:17,067 * Head to toe 1009 00:26:17,067 --> 00:26:19,167 * Let your whole body talk 1010 00:26:19,167 --> 00:26:22,500 >> [panel applauds] 1011 00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:24,067 >> Welcome to the main stage 1012 00:26:24,067 --> 00:26:25,967 of RuPaul's Drag Race. 1013 00:26:25,967 --> 00:26:27,067 Hey, guys. 1014 00:26:27,067 --> 00:26:27,867 >> Hey, Rue. 1015 00:26:27,867 --> 00:26:28,900 >> Hey. 1016 00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:30,333 >> Will the real Michelle Visage 1017 00:26:30,333 --> 00:26:31,900 please stand up. 1018 00:26:31,967 --> 00:26:33,167 >> Here I am. 1019 00:26:33,167 --> 00:26:34,700 >> No, you're not the real one. 1020 00:26:34,700 --> 00:26:36,633 >> I swear. 1021 00:26:36,633 --> 00:26:37,900 >> Shake the dice and steal 1022 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:39,667 the rice, Santino is here. 1023 00:26:39,667 --> 00:26:41,700 >> Why so blue, Ru? 1024 00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:43,133 >> Ross Mathews, how are you 1025 00:26:43,133 --> 00:26:44,200 tonight? 1026 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,133 >> I'm fantastic. 1027 00:26:45,133 --> 00:26:46,533 I love you in a feather. 1028 00:26:46,533 --> 00:26:48,433 >> Oh, this old thing. 1029 00:26:48,433 --> 00:26:50,167 Loretta Devine, 1030 00:26:50,233 --> 00:26:52,800 you look like a million bucks. 1031 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:53,733 >> Thank you, Ru. 1032 00:26:53,733 --> 00:26:55,633 You look fabulous. 1033 00:26:55,633 --> 00:26:56,600 >> Thank you. 1034 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,967 This week, we challenged our 1035 00:26:57,967 --> 00:26:59,500 queens to give us their best 1036 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:01,200 celebrity impersonation. 1037 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,667 Tonight, they've come to 1038 00:27:02,667 --> 00:27:03,833 the main stage dressed to 1039 00:27:03,833 --> 00:27:05,333 impress. 1040 00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:07,700 Gentlemen, start your engines 1041 00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:10,433 and may the best woman win. 1042 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:14,333 >> * Welcome to the jungle 1043 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:16,967 >> First up, Jiggly Caliente. 1044 00:27:17,067 --> 00:27:18,767 Someone's gettin' lucky 1045 00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:20,800 at the prom. 1046 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,967 >> I am classing it up in 1047 00:27:22,967 --> 00:27:24,533 my blue gown. 1048 00:27:24,533 --> 00:27:26,933 I feel and look amazing. 1049 00:27:26,933 --> 00:27:28,067 >> Breakfast at Jiggly's. 1050 00:27:28,067 --> 00:27:29,400 >> Yeah. 1051 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,867 >> RUPAUL: From Jersey Shore 1052 00:27:30,933 --> 00:27:33,500 to Jersey Housewife. 1053 00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:35,133 Chad Michaels. 1054 00:27:35,133 --> 00:27:36,133 >> MICHELLE: [meows] 1055 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:37,267 >> How many giraffes 1056 00:27:37,267 --> 00:27:38,600 had to die? 1057 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:39,567 >> LORETTA: That's right. 1058 00:27:39,567 --> 00:27:40,800 >> CHAD: I'm giving you some 1059 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,067 giraffe realness and I'm free 1060 00:27:42,067 --> 00:27:43,200 to just stomp the runway. 1061 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,733 No strings attached. 1062 00:27:44,733 --> 00:27:45,867 >> I love the peek-a-boos. 1063 00:27:45,867 --> 00:27:47,133 >> The peek-a-boos are fabulous. 1064 00:27:47,133 --> 00:27:49,500 >> Hello. They're sayin' "Hi!" 1065 00:27:49,567 --> 00:27:51,300 >> RUPAUL: Milan. 1066 00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:54,567 Yes, I can, Janelle Monae. 1067 00:27:54,633 --> 00:27:56,433 >> Or Bruno Mars on Red Bull. 1068 00:27:56,433 --> 00:27:57,633 >> MILAN: When I'm on the 1069 00:27:57,633 --> 00:27:58,733 runway, I feel like I'm on 1070 00:27:58,733 --> 00:27:59,833 a tightrope, and so I really 1071 00:27:59,833 --> 00:28:01,367 wanted to embody that essence 1072 00:28:01,367 --> 00:28:02,267 and I wanted to have fun 1073 00:28:02,267 --> 00:28:03,300 with that. 1074 00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:04,367 >> RUPAUL: I hope 1075 00:28:04,367 --> 00:28:05,467 Louis Farrakhan don't see this. 1076 00:28:05,533 --> 00:28:07,600 >> ALL: [laugh] 1077 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,467 >> RUPAUL: Oh, Willam. 1078 00:28:09,467 --> 00:28:10,700 >> Leather 'n lace. 1079 00:28:10,767 --> 00:28:11,933 >> Damn, girl. 1080 00:28:11,933 --> 00:28:12,833 >> My safe word is 1081 00:28:12,833 --> 00:28:14,167 "Yes, please." 1082 00:28:14,167 --> 00:28:15,400 >> ALL: [laugh] 1083 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,700 >> WILLAM: My outfit is very 1084 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:18,833 hardcore '90s, Grace Jones, 1085 00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:20,833 fetish, blow-up doll. 1086 00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:22,233 >> That's a Tarantino dream 1087 00:28:22,233 --> 00:28:23,267 right there. 1088 00:28:23,267 --> 00:28:24,500 >> RUPAUL: What are you gonna 1089 00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:27,233 do--arrest me for all this ass? 1090 00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:29,067 Phi Phi O'Hara. 1091 00:28:29,067 --> 00:28:30,067 >> MICHELLE: Is that a shoulder 1092 00:28:30,067 --> 00:28:30,900 pad or is she just happy to 1093 00:28:30,900 --> 00:28:31,833 see me? 1094 00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:32,933 >> RUPAUL: Darling, those are 1095 00:28:32,933 --> 00:28:34,367 $25,000 pyramids. 1096 00:28:34,367 --> 00:28:35,267 >> PHI PHI: This is my style, 1097 00:28:35,267 --> 00:28:36,200 this is my drag, this is what 1098 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,067 I'm known for and what I like 1099 00:28:37,067 --> 00:28:38,100 to do. 1100 00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:39,200 >> RUPAUL: Assume the position, 1101 00:28:39,267 --> 00:28:41,533 Phi Phi O'Hara. 1102 00:28:41,533 --> 00:28:44,267 Dida Ritz, black Barbie doll. 1103 00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:45,200 >> MICHELLE: Somebody get 1104 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,267 a dollar--she got stuck in 1105 00:28:46,267 --> 00:28:47,267 the corn machine. 1106 00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:48,500 >> RUPAUL: Uh-huh. 1107 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:49,900 >> DIDA: I'm feeling like I am 1108 00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:51,100 at a Patricia Fields show. 1109 00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:52,067 I'm giving you my teddy bear 1110 00:28:52,067 --> 00:28:53,067 skirt. 1111 00:28:53,067 --> 00:28:54,067 >> MICHELLE: No animals were 1112 00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:54,967 harmed in the making of 1113 00:28:54,967 --> 00:28:55,867 Dida's skirt. 1114 00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:56,900 >> RUPAUL: No. 1115 00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:57,867 Love a plushy. 1116 00:28:57,867 --> 00:28:59,100 >> MICHELLE: [laughs] 1117 00:28:59,167 --> 00:29:00,700 >> RUPAUL: Kenya Michaels. 1118 00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:02,600 Oh, the champion is here. 1119 00:29:02,667 --> 00:29:03,667 >> MICHELLE: Portiqua. 1120 00:29:03,667 --> 00:29:04,633 >> Puerto Rico! 1121 00:29:04,633 --> 00:29:05,933 >> Wo-ho! 1122 00:29:05,933 --> 00:29:06,933 >> KENYA: Boxing is one of 1123 00:29:06,933 --> 00:29:08,333 the most important sports in 1124 00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:09,867 Puerto Rica and this costume 1125 00:29:09,867 --> 00:29:11,467 represents who I am. 1126 00:29:11,467 --> 00:29:13,233 >> RUPAUL: Float like 1127 00:29:13,233 --> 00:29:15,200 a butterfly, sting like queen. 1128 00:29:15,267 --> 00:29:17,133 Sharon Needles--after a little 1129 00:29:17,133 --> 00:29:19,500 lunchtime procedure. 1130 00:29:19,567 --> 00:29:21,167 >> SHARON: I'm obsessed with 1131 00:29:21,167 --> 00:29:22,833 people who have extreme plastic 1132 00:29:22,833 --> 00:29:24,867 surgery, and through the art of 1133 00:29:24,867 --> 00:29:26,767 makeup, I can temporarily be 1134 00:29:26,767 --> 00:29:28,200 that Janice Dickinson or that 1135 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,567 Amanda Lepore. 1136 00:29:29,567 --> 00:29:30,700 >> RUPAUL: Yes, just a little 1137 00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:32,200 bit more. 1138 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,400 >> ALL: [groaning] 1139 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:35,800 >> MICHELLE: Now it's perfect. 1140 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:36,867 >> RUPAUL: Just a little prick 1141 00:29:36,867 --> 00:29:37,833 in the mouth. 1142 00:29:37,900 --> 00:29:40,200 >> [panel laughter] 1143 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,067 >> RUPAUL: Oh, Latrice Royale. 1144 00:29:42,067 --> 00:29:43,700 >> LORETTA: Ah, elegant. 1145 00:29:43,767 --> 00:29:44,700 >> RUPAUL: In royal blue-- 1146 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,467 and royale, is she ever. 1147 00:29:47,467 --> 00:29:49,067 >> LATRICE: Yes, bitches, this 1148 00:29:49,067 --> 00:29:50,600 is what she's serving, honey. 1149 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,233 This royal blue dress makes me 1150 00:29:52,233 --> 00:29:53,733 feel the most beautiful that 1151 00:29:53,733 --> 00:29:55,667 I've ever felt--ever. 1152 00:29:55,667 --> 00:29:57,600 >> RUPAUL: I own everything. 1153 00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:58,767 >> LORETTA: Fabulous. 1154 00:29:58,767 --> 00:29:59,700 >> RUPAUL: And those are 1155 00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:02,600 my girls. 1156 00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:03,533 Coming up... 1157 00:30:03,533 --> 00:30:04,367 >> ROSS: I was LOLing 1158 00:30:04,367 --> 00:30:05,300 the whole time. 1159 00:30:05,300 --> 00:30:06,167 >> I had trouble with 1160 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,067 the makeup. 1161 00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:07,933 She looked a little cross-eyed 1162 00:30:07,933 --> 00:30:08,933 at times. 1163 00:30:08,933 --> 00:30:09,833 >> MICHELLE: You picked someone 1164 00:30:09,833 --> 00:30:10,867 who's all visual and it kinda 1165 00:30:10,867 --> 00:30:12,167 fizzled. 1166 00:30:12,233 --> 00:30:13,767 >> [laughing] 1167 00:30:19,833 --> 00:30:21,700 Welcome, ladies. 1168 00:30:21,700 --> 00:30:24,167 This week you all snatched our 1169 00:30:24,167 --> 00:30:27,167 attention--some for the better 1170 00:30:27,167 --> 00:30:29,033 and some for the worse. 1171 00:30:29,033 --> 00:30:30,600 When I call your name, 1172 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,767 please step forward. 1173 00:30:32,767 --> 00:30:35,500 Jiggly Caliente, Dida Ritz, 1174 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:39,433 Latrice Royale. 1175 00:30:39,433 --> 00:30:42,100 You're safe. 1176 00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:45,433 You may leave the stage. 1177 00:30:49,033 --> 00:30:50,500 Now it's time for the judges' 1178 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,033 critiques. 1179 00:30:52,033 --> 00:30:53,767 First up, Chad Michaels. 1180 00:30:53,767 --> 00:30:55,067 >> Hi, Ru. 1181 00:30:55,133 --> 00:30:56,967 >> The consistency in your 1182 00:30:56,967 --> 00:30:58,967 version of Cher throughout the 1183 00:30:58,967 --> 00:31:01,767 entire game was just spot on. 1184 00:31:01,767 --> 00:31:03,067 I was LOLing the whole time. 1185 00:31:03,067 --> 00:31:04,233 >> I really responded to this 1186 00:31:04,233 --> 00:31:05,300 animal print. 1187 00:31:05,300 --> 00:31:06,467 It looks really futuristic. 1188 00:31:06,467 --> 00:31:07,533 It looks really new. 1189 00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:08,567 >> I especially loved 1190 00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:09,500 the yellow hair. 1191 00:31:09,567 --> 00:31:10,567 I'm thinkin' about gettin' 1192 00:31:10,567 --> 00:31:11,633 me some. 1193 00:31:11,633 --> 00:31:13,233 >> [other panelists laugh] 1194 00:31:13,233 --> 00:31:14,600 >> It's yours, if you want it. 1195 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:15,767 >> Thank you, Chad. 1196 00:31:15,767 --> 00:31:17,967 Next up, Willam. 1197 00:31:17,967 --> 00:31:19,633 >> Your Jessica Simpson was 1198 00:31:19,633 --> 00:31:22,133 so funny, so perfectly empty, 1199 00:31:22,133 --> 00:31:23,933 and you did it in a way that 1200 00:31:23,933 --> 00:31:25,233 I think would make 1201 00:31:25,233 --> 00:31:26,567 Jessica Simpson laugh. 1202 00:31:26,567 --> 00:31:28,233 >> If she could turn her TV on. 1203 00:31:28,233 --> 00:31:29,533 >> SANTINO: [laughs] 1204 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:30,667 >> Willam, let me tell you 1205 00:31:30,700 --> 00:31:32,400 why I'm having a problem. 1206 00:31:32,467 --> 00:31:33,567 I feel like I don't know 1207 00:31:33,567 --> 00:31:35,633 you yet. 1208 00:31:35,633 --> 00:31:36,767 I love the way you get on stage. 1209 00:31:36,767 --> 00:31:37,667 I love the way you hold your 1210 00:31:37,667 --> 00:31:38,900 character. 1211 00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:39,933 Now I want to see what else 1212 00:31:39,933 --> 00:31:41,633 there is besides this fierce 1213 00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:42,600 body bitch. 1214 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:43,833 >> I tend to think that emotions 1215 00:31:43,833 --> 00:31:44,800 are for ugly people. 1216 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,100 >> No! 1217 00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:47,400 No, we do have them. 1218 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,300 But so can you. 1219 00:31:49,300 --> 00:31:50,600 >> All right, next up, 1220 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,567 Milan as Diana Ross. 1221 00:31:52,567 --> 00:31:53,567 >> I had trouble with 1222 00:31:53,567 --> 00:31:54,667 the makeup. 1223 00:31:54,667 --> 00:31:55,667 She looked a little cross-eyed 1224 00:31:55,667 --> 00:31:56,900 at times. 1225 00:31:56,900 --> 00:31:58,367 >> You just didn't have 1226 00:31:58,367 --> 00:31:59,700 the Diana demeanor. 1227 00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:01,067 She floats, you know what 1228 00:32:01,067 --> 00:32:02,067 I mean? 1229 00:32:02,067 --> 00:32:03,067 She's like Febreeze. 1230 00:32:03,067 --> 00:32:04,367 It's just better. 1231 00:32:04,367 --> 00:32:05,700 >> You were like Chris Rock, 1232 00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:06,067 like... 1233 00:32:06,067 --> 00:32:06,600 [imitating Chris Rock] 1234 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,667 How much it cost to own Rio? 1235 00:32:08,667 --> 00:32:10,400 >> In this ensemble tonight, 1236 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,100 I like that you had so much 1237 00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:14,533 reverence for Janelle Monae, 1238 00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:16,833 but I see you as a man. 1239 00:32:16,833 --> 00:32:18,633 The suit, the pants, even 1240 00:32:18,633 --> 00:32:20,967 the saddle shoes, it all reads 1241 00:32:20,967 --> 00:32:22,533 as "boy". 1242 00:32:22,533 --> 00:32:23,633 >> Well, I mean, this is what 1243 00:32:23,633 --> 00:32:24,633 she wears. 1244 00:32:24,633 --> 00:32:25,633 I really wanted to stay true to 1245 00:32:25,633 --> 00:32:26,633 Janelle's look. 1246 00:32:26,633 --> 00:32:28,067 >> Bottom line--it's still 1247 00:32:28,067 --> 00:32:29,133 a drag queen competition and 1248 00:32:29,133 --> 00:32:31,433 you're giving us drag king. 1249 00:32:31,433 --> 00:32:32,433 >> RUPAUL: Up next, 1250 00:32:32,433 --> 00:32:33,967 Phi Phi O'Hara. 1251 00:32:33,967 --> 00:32:35,167 >> The thing about Gaga, 1252 00:32:35,167 --> 00:32:36,800 and I'm a huge fan, is you 1253 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,600 picked someone who is all visual 1254 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,367 and it kinda fizzled. 1255 00:32:41,367 --> 00:32:42,933 >> I'm not a big fashion icon or 1256 00:32:42,933 --> 00:32:44,800 anything, but the shorts seem 1257 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:45,900 like they should have been cut 1258 00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:46,967 up higher. 1259 00:32:46,967 --> 00:32:48,267 Yeah, like that, more. 1260 00:32:48,267 --> 00:32:49,567 Those look like, oh, some of 1261 00:32:49,567 --> 00:32:50,733 the trunks I used to wear. 1262 00:32:50,733 --> 00:32:52,833 >> [panel members laugh] 1263 00:32:52,833 --> 00:32:54,300 >> RUPAUL: Sharon Needles, 1264 00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:55,533 tell me about your runway look 1265 00:32:55,533 --> 00:32:56,533 tonight. 1266 00:32:56,533 --> 00:32:57,667 >> You know, I have an obsession 1267 00:32:57,667 --> 00:32:58,667 with plastic surgery. 1268 00:32:58,667 --> 00:32:59,667 I love to look at people 1269 00:32:59,667 --> 00:33:00,733 that have it. 1270 00:33:00,733 --> 00:33:01,733 I mean, that's why Chad's like 1271 00:33:01,733 --> 00:33:02,700 one of my new best friends, 1272 00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:03,633 you know? 1273 00:33:03,633 --> 00:33:04,667 >> [panel members laugh] 1274 00:33:04,667 --> 00:33:05,500 >> Speaking of plastic surgery. 1275 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:06,433 >> Uh-huh? 1276 00:33:06,433 --> 00:33:07,300 >> You chose to do 1277 00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:08,200 Michelle Visage. 1278 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,700 >> What? 1279 00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:11,333 >> Now I'm very excited to get 1280 00:33:11,333 --> 00:33:12,367 to Michelle to hear what 1281 00:33:12,367 --> 00:33:13,400 she has to say. 1282 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,667 >> I'm not as old as you wanted 1283 00:33:14,667 --> 00:33:15,667 to make me, bitch. 1284 00:33:15,667 --> 00:33:17,067 >> I had no idea. 1285 00:33:17,067 --> 00:33:19,067 >> But with that said, 1286 00:33:19,067 --> 00:33:20,067 I thought it was brilliant. 1287 00:33:20,067 --> 00:33:20,967 Keep doing it. 1288 00:33:20,967 --> 00:33:22,200 >> I just want to say, you know, 1289 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,600 thank you all, and I love you 1290 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,733 all, and I'm gonna tell you why. 1291 00:33:25,733 --> 00:33:26,767 >> [laughs] 1292 00:33:26,767 --> 00:33:28,067 >> [laughs] 1293 00:33:28,067 --> 00:33:29,367 >> [laughs] 1294 00:33:29,367 --> 00:33:30,333 >> [laughs] 1295 00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:32,267 >> [laughs] 1296 00:33:32,267 --> 00:33:33,767 Kenya Michaels. 1297 00:33:33,767 --> 00:33:35,067 >> Hi, Ru. 1298 00:33:35,067 --> 00:33:36,233 >> I was very confused with 1299 00:33:36,233 --> 00:33:37,400 your Beyonce. 1300 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:38,933 It was really frantic. 1301 00:33:38,933 --> 00:33:40,167 The gyration movements 1302 00:33:40,167 --> 00:33:42,233 and the body snaps, that, 1303 00:33:42,233 --> 00:33:43,767 and the medication, it just 1304 00:33:43,767 --> 00:33:45,300 didn't have anything to do 1305 00:33:45,300 --> 00:33:46,833 with Beyonce. 1306 00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:48,067 >> You're kind of a knockout 1307 00:33:48,067 --> 00:33:49,100 tonight in a little sequined 1308 00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:50,567 boxer outfit, but I worry you 1309 00:33:50,567 --> 00:33:51,667 KO'd yourself with your Beyonce 1310 00:33:51,667 --> 00:33:53,433 yesterday. 1311 00:33:53,433 --> 00:33:54,467 >> Okay. 1312 00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:55,500 >> Thank you, Kenya, and thank 1313 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,633 you ladies. 1314 00:33:56,633 --> 00:33:58,167 While you enjoy an Absolut 1315 00:33:58,167 --> 00:33:59,533 cocktail in the Interior 1316 00:33:59,533 --> 00:34:01,567 Illusions Lounge, the judges 1317 00:34:01,567 --> 00:34:03,400 and I will deliberate. 1318 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,933 You may leave the stage. 1319 00:34:05,933 --> 00:34:07,767 All right, judges, just between 1320 00:34:07,767 --> 00:34:09,967 us "goils", what do you think? 1321 00:34:09,967 --> 00:34:12,267 Let's start with Chad Michaels. 1322 00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:13,567 >> The planning. 1323 00:34:13,567 --> 00:34:14,933 Knowing that she was gonna 1324 00:34:14,933 --> 00:34:16,467 change wigs and kind of give 1325 00:34:16,467 --> 00:34:18,833 you a new version of Cher-- 1326 00:34:18,833 --> 00:34:20,133 all equally funny. 1327 00:34:20,133 --> 00:34:21,367 >> But I almost feel like that 1328 00:34:21,367 --> 00:34:22,733 was safe for Chad. 1329 00:34:22,733 --> 00:34:24,267 >> It wasn't something safe for 1330 00:34:24,267 --> 00:34:25,633 Chad to do because Chad really 1331 00:34:25,633 --> 00:34:26,700 had something to lose here, 1332 00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:27,633 you know? 1333 00:34:27,633 --> 00:34:28,533 >> Oh, yeah. 1334 00:34:28,533 --> 00:34:29,400 >> There was a lot of pressure 1335 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,333 on Chad and did he deliver? 1336 00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:31,200 Absolutely. 1337 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,267 >> Absolutely. 1338 00:34:32,267 --> 00:34:33,300 >> I like what Sharon Needles 1339 00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:34,400 did more. 1340 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:35,600 Now, yes, I know, she played me. 1341 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:36,567 >> LORETTA: Mmm-hmm. 1342 00:34:36,567 --> 00:34:38,467 >> RUPAUL: [laughing] 1343 00:34:38,467 --> 00:34:39,400 >> But it's nothing to do 1344 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:40,400 with that. 1345 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,567 She didn't think traditional. 1346 00:34:41,567 --> 00:34:42,500 She definitely was not 1347 00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:43,633 a suck up. 1348 00:34:43,633 --> 00:34:46,967 She made me older and harsher. 1349 00:34:46,967 --> 00:34:48,067 >> RUPAUL: [laughs] 1350 00:34:48,067 --> 00:34:49,267 >> And cheaper. 1351 00:34:49,267 --> 00:34:50,500 >> Now that I've actually met 1352 00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:51,967 Michelle, I think she could have 1353 00:34:51,967 --> 00:34:53,700 had more hair, greater makeup, 1354 00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:54,733 I mean... 1355 00:34:54,733 --> 00:34:55,833 bigger tits, even. 1356 00:34:55,833 --> 00:34:57,133 >> MICHELLE: [laughs] 1357 00:34:57,133 --> 00:34:58,333 >> RUPAUL: Hey, let's talk 1358 00:34:58,333 --> 00:34:59,333 about Willam. 1359 00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:00,633 >> William's quite an actress, 1360 00:35:00,633 --> 00:35:01,667 really committed to the 1361 00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:03,167 character of Jessica Simpson. 1362 00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:04,300 It was really funny. 1363 00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:05,500 >> I always know she's gonna 1364 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:07,067 throw back, so that's exciting 1365 00:35:07,067 --> 00:35:08,267 to watch. 1366 00:35:08,267 --> 00:35:10,067 But there's so much under there 1367 00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:11,467 that I don't even think Willam's 1368 00:35:11,467 --> 00:35:13,067 ready to let out. 1369 00:35:13,067 --> 00:35:14,333 I'm not gonna be able to root 1370 00:35:14,333 --> 00:35:15,933 for her until she shows me that 1371 00:35:15,933 --> 00:35:16,867 a little bit. 1372 00:35:16,867 --> 00:35:18,067 >> Right, that vulnerability. 1373 00:35:18,067 --> 00:35:19,167 Milan. 1374 00:35:19,167 --> 00:35:20,467 I had a problem with the suit. 1375 00:35:20,467 --> 00:35:22,967 If the suit were a woman's suit, 1376 00:35:22,967 --> 00:35:23,933 it would be different. 1377 00:35:23,933 --> 00:35:24,933 >> I felt like I was watching 1378 00:35:24,933 --> 00:35:26,067 Sammy Davis Jr. 1379 00:35:26,067 --> 00:35:27,067 >> LORETTA: Uh-oh. 1380 00:35:27,067 --> 00:35:28,067 >> RUPAUL: Okay. 1381 00:35:28,067 --> 00:35:29,133 >> That is not what I want to 1382 00:35:29,133 --> 00:35:30,300 see in my drag queen. 1383 00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:31,567 >> LORETTA: Oh, my goodness. 1384 00:35:31,567 --> 00:35:32,767 >> RUPAUL: Where did 1385 00:35:32,767 --> 00:35:34,467 Kenya Michaels go wrong? 1386 00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:35,500 >> Well, first of all, she made 1387 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,600 Beyonce crazy. 1388 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,067 >> What was that Beyonce? 1389 00:35:40,067 --> 00:35:41,067 >> I know. 1390 00:35:41,067 --> 00:35:42,100 >> It felt very uncomfortable. 1391 00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:43,433 >> Maybe she just doesn't have 1392 00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:44,667 enough references in her 1393 00:35:44,667 --> 00:35:46,067 repertoire to pull out 1394 00:35:46,067 --> 00:35:47,233 something in that's believable 1395 00:35:47,233 --> 00:35:48,533 and funny and... 1396 00:35:48,533 --> 00:35:49,700 >> That's what drag is about. 1397 00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:50,867 You have to have a knowledge of 1398 00:35:50,867 --> 00:35:51,900 pop culture. 1399 00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:52,933 All right, let's talk about 1400 00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:54,067 Phi Phi O'Hara. 1401 00:35:54,067 --> 00:35:55,367 She took some heat tonight 1402 00:35:55,367 --> 00:35:56,800 because of her runway look and 1403 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,667 also her Lady Gaga was nothing 1404 00:35:58,667 --> 00:36:00,700 to write home about. 1405 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:02,267 >> I just wasn't good. 1406 00:36:02,267 --> 00:36:03,767 >> I like her, but she missed 1407 00:36:03,767 --> 00:36:05,300 the mark on all counts tonight. 1408 00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:06,333 >> All right... 1409 00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:07,133 [claps hands] 1410 00:36:07,133 --> 00:36:08,600 Silence! 1411 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,800 Bring back... 1412 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,433 my girls. 1413 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,100 [laughing] 1414 00:36:17,533 --> 00:36:19,067 >> [laughing] 1415 00:36:20,767 --> 00:36:22,533 Welcome back, ladies. 1416 00:36:22,533 --> 00:36:25,600 I've made some decisions. 1417 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,400 Chad Michaels. 1418 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,433 This week, you hit the jackpot, 1419 00:36:30,433 --> 00:36:32,967 baby. 1420 00:36:32,967 --> 00:36:34,200 Condragulations, you are 1421 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,933 the winner of this challenge. 1422 00:36:35,933 --> 00:36:38,100 >> [others applauding] 1423 00:36:38,100 --> 00:36:39,733 >> RUPAUL: You've won a custom 1424 00:36:39,733 --> 00:36:42,300 gown from Marco Marco. 1425 00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:43,600 >> Thank you all so much for 1426 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,200 recognizing me and it means 1427 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,300 the world to me. 1428 00:36:47,300 --> 00:36:50,433 >> Thank you. 1429 00:36:50,433 --> 00:36:53,167 Willam, Sharon Needles, 1430 00:36:53,167 --> 00:36:55,067 you're safe. 1431 00:36:55,067 --> 00:37:01,067 >> WILLIAM: [sobbing] 1432 00:37:01,067 --> 00:37:04,633 I've never had like girlfriends. 1433 00:37:04,633 --> 00:37:05,967 I've never really been friends 1434 00:37:05,967 --> 00:37:07,667 with other drag queens. 1435 00:37:07,667 --> 00:37:10,867 I've always been an actor on TV. 1436 00:37:10,867 --> 00:37:12,200 I was on "Boston Public" 1437 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,200 with you and, um, I'm getting 1438 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,500 to know these girls, and they're 1439 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,467 awesome, and it sucks to know 1440 00:37:17,467 --> 00:37:18,700 that one of them is gonna have 1441 00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:20,667 to go home so I can win. 1442 00:37:20,667 --> 00:37:22,467 Um... 1443 00:37:22,467 --> 00:37:23,700 it's hard. 1444 00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:26,300 So, yeah, that's it. 1445 00:37:26,300 --> 00:37:29,167 And I'm not acting. 1446 00:37:29,167 --> 00:37:31,233 I swear to god. 1447 00:37:31,233 --> 00:37:32,233 >> All right, ladies. 1448 00:37:32,233 --> 00:37:33,267 [sighs] 1449 00:37:33,267 --> 00:37:34,367 The three of you may join 1450 00:37:34,367 --> 00:37:36,100 the other girls. 1451 00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:37,067 >> Thank you. 1452 00:37:37,067 --> 00:37:39,333 >> Thank you. 1453 00:37:41,067 --> 00:37:42,900 >> Kenya Michaels. 1454 00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:44,900 Impersonating Beyonce is not 1455 00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:47,767 your destiny, child. 1456 00:37:47,767 --> 00:37:49,100 I'm sorry, my dear, but you are 1457 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:53,233 up for elimination. 1458 00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:54,933 >> I feel bad because 1459 00:37:54,967 --> 00:37:56,567 I can't believe that I go 1460 00:37:56,567 --> 00:37:58,867 to the bottom two. 1461 00:37:58,933 --> 00:38:01,167 >> Phi Phi O'Hara. 1462 00:38:01,167 --> 00:38:04,233 Your Lady Gaga was on the edge 1463 00:38:04,233 --> 00:38:07,567 of gory. 1464 00:38:07,567 --> 00:38:09,533 You're safe. 1465 00:38:09,533 --> 00:38:16,100 >> PHI PHI: [gasps, sobs] 1466 00:38:16,100 --> 00:38:17,500 >> It's very important for you 1467 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:18,667 to understand we're looking for 1468 00:38:18,667 --> 00:38:19,867 the top. 1469 00:38:19,867 --> 00:38:21,433 There's $100,000 at stake here. 1470 00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:22,833 The world is watching. 1471 00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:25,667 Bring your A-game. 1472 00:38:25,667 --> 00:38:26,800 I'm telling you, Phi Phi, 1473 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,133 you'd better come harder. 1474 00:38:28,133 --> 00:38:30,067 >> I will. 1475 00:38:30,067 --> 00:38:31,333 >> All right, you may join 1476 00:38:31,333 --> 00:38:34,067 the other girls. 1477 00:38:37,067 --> 00:38:38,567 Milan, my dear, I'm sorry, 1478 00:38:38,567 --> 00:38:41,133 but you are up for elimination. 1479 00:38:42,100 --> 00:38:43,567 >> I was pissed. 1480 00:38:43,633 --> 00:38:45,867 It's the second time. 1481 00:38:45,867 --> 00:38:47,500 >> Two queens stand before me. 1482 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:49,567 Ladies, this is your last chance 1483 00:38:49,567 --> 00:38:52,467 to impress me and save yourself 1484 00:38:52,467 --> 00:38:55,233 from elimination. 1485 00:38:55,233 --> 00:38:57,400 The time has come for you to 1486 00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,767 lip sync for your life. 1487 00:39:04,067 --> 00:39:07,867 Good luck and don't fuck it up. 1488 00:39:11,067 --> 00:39:12,367 >> MADONNA: * Look around 1489 00:39:12,367 --> 00:39:13,833 * Everywhere you turn 1490 00:39:13,833 --> 00:39:14,933 * Is heartache 1491 00:39:14,933 --> 00:39:18,100 * It's everywhere that you go 1492 00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:19,400 * Look around 1493 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,467 * You try everything 1494 00:39:21,467 --> 00:39:23,100 * You can to escape 1495 00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:24,300 * The pain of life 1496 00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:25,733 * That you know 1497 00:39:25,733 --> 00:39:26,867 >> Straight out of the gate, 1498 00:39:26,867 --> 00:39:28,067 Milan's head is on the floor, 1499 00:39:28,067 --> 00:39:29,067 his legs are in the air, 1500 00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:30,233 and I'm like, uh-oh, this 1501 00:39:30,233 --> 00:39:31,567 could be bad. 1502 00:39:31,633 --> 00:39:34,067 * Come on, Vogue 1503 00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:35,067 * Let your body 1504 00:39:35,067 --> 00:39:37,533 * Move to the music 1505 00:39:37,533 --> 00:39:39,633 >> MILAN: Kenya is so fierce 1506 00:39:39,633 --> 00:39:41,567 and all I can think of is pay 1507 00:39:41,567 --> 00:39:43,800 homage to the people who live 1508 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,633 in the Vogue world. 1509 00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:47,300 >> * Greta Garbo and Monroe 1510 00:39:47,300 --> 00:39:49,467 * Deitrich and DiMaggio 1511 00:39:49,467 --> 00:39:51,400 * Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean 1512 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,633 * On the cover of a magazine 1513 00:39:53,633 --> 00:39:54,767 >> KENYA: I feel good. 1514 00:39:54,767 --> 00:39:55,867 It's about attitude. 1515 00:39:55,867 --> 00:39:57,067 If you have attitude, 1516 00:39:57,067 --> 00:39:58,200 your booty moves. 1517 00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,700 >> * Ladies with an attitude 1518 00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:00,833 * Fellows that 1519 00:40:00,833 --> 00:40:01,933 * Were in the mood 1520 00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:02,900 * Don't just stand there 1521 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:04,000 * Let's get to it 1522 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:04,933 * Strike a pose 1523 00:40:04,933 --> 00:40:06,100 * There's nothing to it 1524 00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:07,100 * Vogue 1525 00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:09,100 >> [panel members laugh] 1526 00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:12,167 * Vogue Vogue Vogue 1527 00:40:12,167 --> 00:40:14,733 * Go with the flow 1528 00:40:14,733 --> 00:40:16,933 * Ooooh 1529 00:40:16,933 --> 00:40:18,733 * You've got to... 1530 00:40:18,733 --> 00:40:19,967 >> It is so intense watching 1531 00:40:19,967 --> 00:40:20,967 this because they're both 1532 00:40:20,967 --> 00:40:22,667 high-energy performers. 1533 00:40:22,733 --> 00:40:23,733 It's tough to call. 1534 00:40:23,733 --> 00:40:24,667 I don't know who's going 1535 00:40:24,667 --> 00:40:25,867 to take this. 1536 00:40:25,933 --> 00:40:29,000 * You've got to just 1537 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,033 * Vogue Vogue Vogue Vogue... 1538 00:40:32,033 --> 00:40:35,133 >> ALL: [cheers, applause] 1539 00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:40,033 >> Ladies, I've made my 1540 00:40:40,033 --> 00:40:44,167 decision. 1541 00:40:44,167 --> 00:40:46,367 >> Milan. 1542 00:40:46,367 --> 00:40:48,800 Shantay, you stay. 1543 00:40:50,533 --> 00:40:53,767 You may join the other girls. 1544 00:40:57,233 --> 00:40:59,067 Kenya Michaels. 1545 00:40:59,067 --> 00:41:01,067 For a little queen, you pack 1546 00:41:01,067 --> 00:41:02,833 a big punch, and now the world 1547 00:41:02,833 --> 00:41:06,800 knows you're a knockout. 1548 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:11,333 Now sashay away. 1549 00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:13,467 >> Thank you. 1550 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,233 >> I love you. 1551 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,833 >> KENYA: I'm not sad, really. 1552 00:41:23,833 --> 00:41:25,133 For me, RuPaul's Drag Race 1553 00:41:25,133 --> 00:41:26,933 is an amazing experience. 1554 00:41:26,933 --> 00:41:28,267 All the Puerto Rican people, 1555 00:41:28,267 --> 00:41:30,267 be proud of my work. 1556 00:41:30,267 --> 00:41:32,367 I'm a champion. 1557 00:41:34,633 --> 00:41:36,067 >> RUPAUL: My crazy eight. 1558 00:41:36,067 --> 00:41:37,233 Condragulations. 1559 00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:38,767 Remember, if you can't love 1560 00:41:38,767 --> 00:41:39,933 yourself, how in the hell are 1561 00:41:39,933 --> 00:41:41,200 you gonna love somebody else? 1562 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:42,200 Can I get an "Amen" in here? 1563 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,767 >> ALL: Amen! 1564 00:41:43,767 --> 00:41:44,667 >> All right, now let 1565 00:41:44,667 --> 00:41:46,200 the music play. 1566 00:41:47,167 --> 00:41:54,067 >> * 1567 00:41:54,067 --> 00:41:56,167 * This is the beginning 1568 00:41:56,167 --> 00:41:57,633 * The beginning 1569 00:41:57,633 --> 00:41:59,300 * This is the beginning 1570 00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:01,867 * Of the rest of your life 1571 00:42:04,433 --> 00:42:06,167 >> *