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>> RUPAUL: Previously,

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on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

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It's time to make some herstory.

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>> How you doin'?

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>> Yeeha!

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>> Change for the Ritz.

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>> Everyone needs "Peace with

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Latrice."

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>> I am of the people

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and for the people.

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I'm Sharon Needles

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for "Sharing Responsibilities."

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>> Condragulations, you are

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the winner of this challenge.

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Latrice Royale.

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Shantay, you stay.

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>> Dida Ritz.

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Sashay away.

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>> Thank you.

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>> Once again, I've been

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criticized for sending some

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of my queens home too soon.

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Michelle, I want you to confer

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with Santino to decide which one

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of the eliminated queens...

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deserves to return.

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>> No. Bitch. Top four.

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No mo' hos.

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>> RUPAUL: And tonight,

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the dolls meet their mamas.

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>> Whoa.

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>> Man!

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>> And it ain't pretty.

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>> You okay?

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>> With extra-special guest

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judges Jesse Tyler Ferguson

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and Jennifer Love Hewitt.

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>> ALL: [hooting, applauding]

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>> RUPAUL: The winner of

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RuPaul's Drag Race will

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receive...

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a lifetime supply of NYX

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cosmetics, a one-of-a-kind trip

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courtesy of ALandCHUCK.travel,

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headline Logo's Drag Race Tour

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featuring Absolut Vodka,

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cocktails perfected,

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and a cash prize of $100,000.

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And may the best woman win.

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* RuPaul's Drag Race

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* Start your engines

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* RuPaul's Drag Race

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* May the best woman win

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* Rupaul's Drag Race

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* Start your engines

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* RuPaul's Drag Race

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* May the best woman

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* Best woman win

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>> God.

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>> What?

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>> Don't "what" me.

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Cluck, cluck, top four.

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>> What does it say?

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>> [reading] Stay true.

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Chad, Needles, Latrice.

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>> Dida's gone, but she left

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a little piece of herself

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for us to remember her.

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>> ALL: Cheesecake!

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>> Well, Miss Dida, she was

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fierce!

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>> She was fierce.

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>> Okay, so let's say this right

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now so it's really official.

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We are...

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>> ALL: ...the top four!

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>> Some shit's gonna go down.

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>> No!

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>> There will be a departed

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queen returning to

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the competition this morning.

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Who do you think it's gonna be?

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>> Bringing anyone back isn't

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fair, in my opinion.

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>> We should make up some shirts

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or some shit.

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>> Shirts or like signs or--

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>> Signs and shirts.

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>> Top Four, Add No More.

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>> Let's do this, honey.

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Let's get it all going.

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This sucks and we're protesting.

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Top Four, Add No More.

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>> [siren wailing]

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>> Oh, let's go.

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>> Ooh, girl, you've got

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SheMail.

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Ladies, this competition

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is still pregnant with

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possibilities, and soon a star

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will be born, but will it be

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a labor of love or a bastard

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of disaster?

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Time to push, ladies, push!

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'Cause I'm about to crown...

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[groans] America's Next Drag

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Superstar.

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I hope it's a queen.

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[giggles]

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Hello, hello, hello.

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>> ALL: [chanting]

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Top Four, Add No More!

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Top Four, Add No More!

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Top Four, Add No More!

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>> Woo!

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>> Nice try, Norma Rae.

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But this week, we are

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celebrating the modern drag

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family starting with the return

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of one of your soul sisters.

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Ladies, please welcome back...

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Oh, the suspense is killing me.

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>> ALL: [hooting]

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>> Kenya Michaels is back.

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Hey!

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>> She's a force

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to be reckoned with.

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She can dance, and she's pretty,

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and that's exactly what we don't

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need right now.

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>> Welcome home, mama.

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>> Yeah, I'm ready.

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I'm back in the building.

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I'm ready to compete.

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Now let's prepare, ladies.

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>> Oh, pit crew.

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For today's mini-challenge,

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you need to get crafty

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and turn these papa bears

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into mama bears.

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You'll have 20 minutes to drag

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out your teddy bear.

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The one queen with the most

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un-bear-ably beautiful critter

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will win.

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Ready, set, growl.

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>> Woo-hoo.

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>> Better make your spook bear,

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bitch.

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>> [laughs]

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>> Boo! City.

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>> Sorry, Kenya, we've lost

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our fucking minds.

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>> Look what you left me with.

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>> KENYA: [laughs]

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>> Now I'm not the youngest or

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the shortest or the fishiest.

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>> And you never will be,

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Blanche, and you never were.

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[laughs]

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>> Okay, ladies, time's up.

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Let's take a look at your

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lady bears.

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>> RuPaul, meet Malibu Bearbie.

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>> She's very Jiggly Caliente.

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>> Yes.

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>> ALL: [laugh]

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>> May I call you Jiggly?

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Next up, Sharon Needles.

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The Bride of Chuckie wore black.

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>> She's part of the Scare Bear

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Collection.

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I Let her borrow my contacts.

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>> RUPAUL: So, who do we

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have here?

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>> We have La Transbear.

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>> RUPAUL: Are those pasties

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on that bear?

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>> Yes, they're pasties,

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yeah, they're sexy.

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>> She is a fishy bear

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and bears love fish.

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>> This is Portia The Pooh.

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>> I see that her face

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is bejeweled.

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>> Like mother, like daughter.

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>> This is Princess Bitch Bear.

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She comes complete with a set

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of accessories.

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>> Booger Bear.

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>> Those are all jealous bears

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over there.

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>> Ladies, one bear is creating

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a creating a panda-monium.

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The winner of today's

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mini-challenge is...

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Lil' Kenya Michaels.

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>> Yes, I win.

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La Transbear.

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>> But, ladies, you can all be

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proud of your work because all

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of your dragged out bears will

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be auctioned off by the Bear to

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Make a Difference Project...

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>> Yay.

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>> Oh.

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>> ...which supports

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The Matthew Shepard Foundation's

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efforts to erase hate.

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Can I get an "Amen" in here?

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>> ALL: Amen.

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>> [quivery voice]

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Ladies, when I was growing up,

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a man went to work and left his

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wife at home to raise

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the children.

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But, in today's modern family,

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we expect a lot more from our

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father figures.

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Now, to prove my point, I want

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you to meet some DILTF,

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or Dads I'd Like To Frock.

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>> ALL: [laugh]

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>> Whoa, truck-drivin', burly

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men like for real, for real.

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>> Ladies, for today's main

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challenge, you need to transform

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these handsome daddies

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into sexy drag queen mamas.

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>> PHI PHI: [laughs]

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>> All right, dads, please

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introduce yourselves.

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>> I'm Leland, the father of 6.

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>> RUPAUL: Six?!

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>> Yes.

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>> Damn, Leland.

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>> Hi, I'm Rick and I have

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a beautiful daughter,

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she's 6 years old,

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and a beautiful son.

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He's 4 years old.

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>> My name is James.

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I have a beautiful 2-year-old

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daughter.

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>> My name's Chris.

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I'm a proud father of two

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beautiful girls.

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>> My name is Mike and I have

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6 children and 5 grandchildren.

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>> RUPAUL: Wow, so you're

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a grandfather I'd like to frock.

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>> I am.

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>> All right, Lil' Kenya,

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since you won the

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mini-challenge, you get to

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pick a daddy for each of

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the other girls.

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>> You go with Chad Michaels.

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>> I'm looking at Kenya and I'm

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kinda doing like the eye thing

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so that way she knows like

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to send the guy this way or

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this way.

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>> Where are you gonna go?

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>> When she comes to pick out

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my guy, I just give her like

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a little nod so that way

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she just comes and gives

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me my guy.

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>> With Phi Phi.

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You're gonna be with Spooky.

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>> Okay.

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>> Hi, Sharon Needles.

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The guy that I have been

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given has the brickest face

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in the bunch.

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He's too manly to be pretty.

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>> How are ya?

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>> Leland is with Latrice.

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So, Lil' Kenya, who's your

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daddy?

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>> This is my daddy.

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>> [laughs]

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>> My guy is the most beautiful

287
00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,800
woman because he's gonna look

288
00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,433
like Jessica Wild or something.

289
00:09:06,433 --> 00:09:07,933
[laughs]

290
00:09:07,933 --> 00:09:09,967
>> Now, you can use your own

291
00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:11,933
drag plus extra materials and

292
00:09:11,933 --> 00:09:15,433
hair courtesy of Risque Wigs.

293
00:09:15,433 --> 00:09:17,200
Now I'm expecting to see a

294
00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:20,067
strong family resemblance and

295
00:09:20,067 --> 00:09:22,667
tomorrow, on the main stage,

296
00:09:22,667 --> 00:09:25,600
to keep things in a family way,

297
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you and your daddy mama will be

298
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carrying a bun in the oven.

299
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>> MIKE: [laughs]

300
00:09:31,233 --> 00:09:33,333
>> That's right.

301
00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:35,267
The category is...

302
00:09:35,267 --> 00:09:37,633
Baby Bump Realness.

303
00:09:37,633 --> 00:09:39,533
>> It's one thing to put these

304
00:09:39,533 --> 00:09:41,433
dads in drag, but now it's gotta

305
00:09:41,433 --> 00:09:42,700
be maternity clothes.

306
00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:43,867
She's gonna be pregnant.

307
00:09:43,867 --> 00:09:45,133
Ugh.

308
00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:46,433
>> Okay, little mamas,

309
00:09:46,433 --> 00:09:48,367
your charisma, uniqueness,

310
00:09:48,367 --> 00:09:50,900
nerve and talent got you into

311
00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:52,833
this situation.

312
00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:54,767
Now you need to use it to turn

313
00:09:54,767 --> 00:09:56,500
it out.

314
00:09:56,500 --> 00:10:00,000
Gentlemen, start your engines

315
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,233
and may the best "mutha" win.

316
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,900
>> All right, come on.

317
00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:09,933
>> How do you call it, rhi--

318
00:10:09,933 --> 00:10:11,033
what do you call 'em?

319
00:10:11,033 --> 00:10:12,000
>> These are sequins.

320
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,000
>> Sequins.

321
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,000
>> I didn't even know they made

322
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,033
stuff like this.

323
00:10:15,033 --> 00:10:16,033
>> Is that your cell phone

324
00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,033
in your pants or are you

325
00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,000
just happy to see me?

326
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,800
>> No.

327
00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:19,867
>> Okay, they didn't tell me

328
00:10:19,867 --> 00:10:21,267
I was in the movie "Anaconda".

329
00:10:21,267 --> 00:10:22,267
What's goin' on here?

330
00:10:22,267 --> 00:10:23,267
>> Oh, my god, this one's

331
00:10:23,267 --> 00:10:24,567
a freak.

332
00:10:24,567 --> 00:10:28,267
Michael the psycho is so weird.

333
00:10:28,267 --> 00:10:29,900
>> Oh, baby.

334
00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:30,900
>> [laughs]

335
00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:31,900
>> It makes me wanna run

336
00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:33,633
and take a shower immediately.

337
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,000
>> Are you single?

338
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,800
>> Not today.

339
00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,667
>> Sharon's DILTF looks

340
00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:39,767
freakin' insane.

341
00:10:39,767 --> 00:10:40,767
He's like the "Silence of

342
00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:42,867
the Lambs" killer.

343
00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:44,133
>> Coming up...

344
00:10:44,133 --> 00:10:45,567
>> Ah, fuck, this fucking

345
00:10:45,567 --> 00:10:46,567
shit hurts.

346
00:10:46,567 --> 00:10:47,600
>> Walk in the fucking heels

347
00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:48,600
and shut up.

348
00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,067
>> You've been criticized for

349
00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:51,067
proportion.

350
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,067
>> I'll be fine.

351
00:10:52,067 --> 00:10:53,300
>> I get worried when you do

352
00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,400
that, oh, it's gonna be fine,

353
00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,400
because there have been times

354
00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:56,400
when you've done that

355
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:57,367
and it didn't work.

356
00:10:57,433 --> 00:10:58,967
[laughs]

357
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,267
>> I'm gonna get you pregnant.

358
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,233
>> Why do we have to be

359
00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:09,533
pregnant?

360
00:11:09,533 --> 00:11:11,533
Today we have to turn filth

361
00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:15,500
into MILTFs, pregnant,

362
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,200
glamorous MILTFs.

363
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,400
>> Man!

364
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:19,400
[groans]

365
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:20,633
>> You have to get rid of

366
00:11:20,633 --> 00:11:22,567
your manhood.

367
00:11:22,567 --> 00:11:23,633
>> But that will hurt.

368
00:11:23,633 --> 00:11:24,900
>> No, it doesn't hurt.

369
00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:25,933
>> If you push 'em up

370
00:11:25,933 --> 00:11:26,933
inside you?

371
00:11:26,933 --> 00:11:27,933
>> That's where they go.

372
00:11:27,933 --> 00:11:28,900
>> Oooh.

373
00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:30,100
>> It's either that or you

374
00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:31,100
can sit on 'em and that's not

375
00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:32,100
exactly--

376
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:34,267
>> Sit on 'em? Oh, shit, no!

377
00:11:34,267 --> 00:11:35,700
You tape it to your leg

378
00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:36,700
or something like that?

379
00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:38,467
[laughing]

380
00:11:38,467 --> 00:11:39,600
>> I'm gonna be servin'

381
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:40,600
moose knuckles.

382
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,833
[laughs]

383
00:11:41,833 --> 00:11:42,833
>> They wanna see like

384
00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:44,067
the transformation, like

385
00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:45,100
the difference, and you look

386
00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:46,067
like a dude.

387
00:11:46,133 --> 00:11:47,867
>> I'm a pretty manly man.

388
00:11:47,867 --> 00:11:49,067
>> I get paired up with Chris.

389
00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:50,267
I'm super excited because

390
00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:51,800
he's really getting into this.

391
00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,067
>> I'm down to go all the way.

392
00:11:53,067 --> 00:11:54,333
I wanna win this shit.

393
00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:55,333
>> It's kinda fun teaching

394
00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:56,233
a straight guy how to be me.

395
00:11:56,233 --> 00:11:57,133
>> How're you doing?

396
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,067
>> Pretty good, you?

397
00:11:58,067 --> 00:11:58,733
>> Good.

398
00:11:58,733 --> 00:11:59,467
>> Don't talk to my dad.

399
00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:00,400
>> I can talk to your dad

400
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:01,267
if I want, all right?

401
00:12:01,267 --> 00:12:02,233
Maybe your dad likes me better.

402
00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:03,133
>> He wants to be on the winning

403
00:12:03,133 --> 00:12:04,067
team, so I doubt it.

404
00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:05,067
>> Yeah, 'cause we're gonna win.

405
00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:05,933
>> You like that?

406
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:07,067
He even talks like Phi Phi.

407
00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:08,867
I think Chris is just like me.

408
00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:10,267
That's what I like 'cause that

409
00:12:10,267 --> 00:12:13,633
way I can school these hos.

410
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:14,833
>> Phi Phi loves to come for

411
00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:15,833
me and she can come for me all

412
00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:16,700
she wants.

413
00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:17,667
Come for me, baby.

414
00:12:17,733 --> 00:12:18,800
However, I have to stay focused.

415
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:19,833
What I'm producing has to be

416
00:12:19,833 --> 00:12:22,867
perfect.

417
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,867
>> No, that's way too bright.

418
00:12:24,867 --> 00:12:26,167
I don't like fact that it's

419
00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:27,233
so long 'cause I'm thinkin'

420
00:12:27,233 --> 00:12:28,800
like right about here.

421
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,200
Show some tits.

422
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,333
>> He could chill out just

423
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,333
a little bit because I do know

424
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:33,300
what I'm doing and I don't need

425
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,300
too much direction.

426
00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:35,533
>> Something like

427
00:12:35,533 --> 00:12:37,600
a four-inch bam!

428
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,233
>> Walk. Come on, walk.

429
00:12:39,233 --> 00:12:40,633
Okay, don't bounce.

430
00:12:40,633 --> 00:12:41,633
Don't do that.

431
00:12:41,633 --> 00:12:43,133
No, don't do that.

432
00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:44,667
Okay, come on, walk, walk.

433
00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:45,867
How you feel?

434
00:12:45,867 --> 00:12:48,067
>> Like it, it, it's just...

435
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,200
Is that how they usually feel,

436
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,200
like hurting here?

437
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,200
>> Yeah, all the time.

438
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,067
>> All the time?

439
00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:53,067
>> Yeah, all the time.

440
00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:54,067
>> My toes are like this

441
00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:55,133
right now.

442
00:12:55,133 --> 00:12:56,167
>> Yeah, I know because you

443
00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:58,633
have man feet.

444
00:12:58,633 --> 00:13:00,100
[laughs]

445
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,233
>> Aw, fuck, this fucking

446
00:13:01,233 --> 00:13:02,267
shit hurts.

447
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:03,400
>> Walk in the fucking heels

448
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,533
and shut up!

449
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,100
>> Hello, hello, hello?

450
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,133
>> Hey, Ru.

451
00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:10,700
>> Oh, Ru.

452
00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:12,467
>> Well, hello, Phi Phi

453
00:13:12,467 --> 00:13:13,533
and Chris.

454
00:13:13,533 --> 00:13:14,533
Apparently, you're making your

455
00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:15,500
outfits?

456
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:16,733
>> We wanna be like sexy moms.

457
00:13:16,733 --> 00:13:18,133
We're gonna have like fun,

458
00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:20,133
flirty little pregnant dresses.

459
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,767
>> You've been criticized for

460
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:22,767
proportion.

461
00:13:22,767 --> 00:13:24,733
>> I'll be fine. It'll work.

462
00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:25,733
>> I get worried when you do

463
00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:26,767
that, oh, it's gonna be fine.

464
00:13:26,767 --> 00:13:27,800
>> I know you do.

465
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:28,767
>> It'll work. It'll work.

466
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:29,767
It'll be fine.

467
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:30,767
Remember, there have been times

468
00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:31,833
when you've done that

469
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:32,900
and it didn't work.

470
00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:33,900
Now do you think you have enough

471
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:34,900
time to finish sewing these

472
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:35,833
outfits?

473
00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:36,833
>> Yeah, it's not gonna

474
00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:37,800
take long.

475
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,800
>> There's that thing again.

476
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,167
It'll be fine.

477
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,300
>> No, it's gonna be good.

478
00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:42,300
>> Get to sewing.

479
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:44,700
>> All righty. Thank you, Ru.

480
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,567
>> Hi, Leland. Hi, Latrice.

481
00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:47,633
>> Hello, Ru.

482
00:13:47,633 --> 00:13:48,633
>> Will you be wearing

483
00:13:48,633 --> 00:13:49,700
matching gowns?

484
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:51,067
>> Um, well...

485
00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:52,233
>> We're looking for a family

486
00:13:52,233 --> 00:13:53,233
resemblance.

487
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,233
>> Absolutely, but...

488
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:56,300
it's gonna work out, I think.

489
00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:57,633
>> So, Leland, what are you most

490
00:13:57,633 --> 00:13:59,167
nervous about?

491
00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:00,433
>> Walkin' in them shoes.

492
00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:01,433
>> Really?

493
00:14:01,433 --> 00:14:02,533
>> Oh, yeah.

494
00:14:02,533 --> 00:14:03,533
>> Do you play sports at all?

495
00:14:03,533 --> 00:14:04,533
>> I used to.

496
00:14:04,533 --> 00:14:05,633
>> Yeah, well, because honestly

497
00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:07,367
it has to do with your center of

498
00:14:07,367 --> 00:14:08,833
gravity and knowing your body

499
00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:10,767
and your hand-eye coordination.

500
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:11,800
>> Still, I ain't got no

501
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:12,967
coordination for basketball,

502
00:14:12,967 --> 00:14:14,567
dribblin' and, no, no.

503
00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:16,233
>> Hm.

504
00:14:16,233 --> 00:14:18,067
All right, Royale sisters,

505
00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:19,267
you have a lot of work to do.

506
00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:20,300
I'm gonna leave you to it.

507
00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:21,300
>> Thank you, Ru.

508
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,233
>> All right.

509
00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:24,200
Hey, Rick.

510
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,133
>> Hi!

511
00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:26,600
>> Hey, Lil' Kenya.

512
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,633
You look like Elvis.

513
00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:28,900
Do people tell you that?

514
00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:30,133
>> My mom told me I look like

515
00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:31,167
a young Elvis, yeah.

516
00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:32,300
>> Now you're gonna look like

517
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:35,600
Lisa Marie Presley.

518
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,200
Have you picked a drag name

519
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,700
for Rick?

520
00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:41,367
>> She's gonna be my Lil' Mama.

521
00:14:41,367 --> 00:14:42,300
>> Lil' Mama.

522
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:43,467
>> Because I'm Lil' Kenya.

523
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:44,633
[laughs]

524
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:45,633
>> How do you feel about that,

525
00:14:45,633 --> 00:14:46,500
Lil' Mama?

526
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,233
>> Uh, I don't feel like

527
00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:50,300
a little mama.

528
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,300
>> Well, listen, you've got

529
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:52,433
a lot of work to do.

530
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,467
Let them have it.

531
00:14:53,467 --> 00:14:55,200
>> Bye.

532
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,067
>> Hey, Chad.

533
00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:56,967
>> Hey, RuPaul.

534
00:14:56,967 --> 00:14:57,933
>> Wow, look at this.

535
00:14:57,933 --> 00:14:58,900
>> Isn't that fun?

536
00:14:58,900 --> 00:14:59,867
>> Yeah, it was both our ideas.

537
00:14:59,867 --> 00:15:00,900
We're both very technical people

538
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,067
when we started out.

539
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,233
Is it off, is it going this,

540
00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:04,267
doing that, you know, and--

541
00:15:04,267 --> 00:15:05,233
>> He's taking a very active

542
00:15:05,233 --> 00:15:06,267
role in this and he's very

543
00:15:06,267 --> 00:15:07,267
assertive.

544
00:15:07,267 --> 00:15:08,367
>> Now you've been doing this

545
00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:09,400
for a long time.

546
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,833
Can you look at James' face

547
00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:11,900
and tell what he's gonna look

548
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:12,900
like just based on bone

549
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:13,900
structure?

550
00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:14,800
> Yeah, he's gonna be pretty.

551
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:15,800
>> Really?

552
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,133
>> We'll see.

553
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,133
>> I'm gonna let you get back

554
00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:19,067
to it, okay?

555
00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:20,067
>> Thank you.

556
00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:21,633
>> Mike and Sharon Needles.

557
00:15:21,633 --> 00:15:22,667
>> Hello.

558
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:23,667
>> How are you two kids gettin'

559
00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:25,067
along?

560
00:15:25,067 --> 00:15:26,400
Mike, you're getting into it

561
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,467
early, aren't ya?

562
00:15:27,467 --> 00:15:28,533
>> Oh.

563
00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:29,767
I'm embarrassed by Mike because

564
00:15:29,767 --> 00:15:31,667
he seems to have no filter.

565
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,867
>> Why'd you decide to do this?

566
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:34,900
>> 'Cause I wanna bring out my

567
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:35,767
inner diva.

568
00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:36,867
The only problem I have with

569
00:15:36,867 --> 00:15:37,767
this outfit--

570
00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:38,633
>> What is--

571
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:39,467
>> --is I think I'm havin'

572
00:15:39,467 --> 00:15:40,300
a baby elephant.

573
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,100
You wanna see his trunk?

574
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,500
>> Now you kids have your work

575
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,500
cut out for you.

576
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:45,500
I'm gonna let you get back

577
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:46,500
to it.

578
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:47,400
Good luck taming Mike, okay?

579
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,133
>> Thank you so much, Ru.

580
00:15:49,133 --> 00:15:51,200
>> Gather around, ladies

581
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,400
and gentlemen.

582
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,933
Tomorrow night, we'll be joined

583
00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:55,367
by our extra-special guest

584
00:15:55,367 --> 00:15:57,867
judges, one of TV's favorite

585
00:15:57,867 --> 00:16:01,067
dads, "Modern Family"'s

586
00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:03,067
Jesse Tyler Ferguson...

587
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:05,267
>> Yeah.

588
00:16:05,267 --> 00:16:06,900
>> He's cute as a button.

589
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,667
>> and the always lovely

590
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,700
Miss Jennifer Love Hewitt.

591
00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:13,233
>> ALL: [ooh'ing and applauding]

592
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,433
>> But before you have a baby,

593
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,467
there should be a little

594
00:16:17,467 --> 00:16:18,800
seduction.

595
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,133
So, tomorrow, prior to your

596
00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:24,400
baby bump runway presentation,

597
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,067
each couple needs to get us in

598
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:28,100
the mood...

599
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:31,433
with a sexy striptease.

600
00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:33,400
>> What?

601
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:36,300
>> Insane.

602
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:38,267
>> And, in the words of my

603
00:16:38,267 --> 00:16:41,433
sainted mother, goddamn it,

604
00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:43,167
you pussymouth motherfucker...

605
00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:44,233
>> All: [laughs]

606
00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:47,100
>> Don't fuck it up.

607
00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:48,467
Coming up...

608
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:50,067
>> Like a girl, like, hey.

609
00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:51,700
>> Yeah!

610
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:52,733
>> A little bit too much

611
00:16:52,733 --> 00:16:53,733
testosterone running around

612
00:16:53,733 --> 00:16:54,733
here, sunshine.

613
00:16:54,733 --> 00:16:55,733
>> You're not gonna fuckin'

614
00:16:55,733 --> 00:16:56,733
come up in my motherfuckin'

615
00:16:56,733 --> 00:16:57,833
workroom and talk to me

616
00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:58,933
like this, "occifer."

617
00:16:58,933 --> 00:17:00,067
>> I'm panicking.

618
00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:01,533
>> [laughing]

619
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,600
>> Welcome to the runway.

620
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:10,600
>> Awesome.

621
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:11,600
>> It's time for me and James

622
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:12,600
to do our striptease

623
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,767
and I'm a little apprehensive.

624
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:14,933
>> I just have to figure out how

625
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:15,833
to make it sexy because this

626
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:16,667
is supposed to be like

627
00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:17,700
a strip "tease".

628
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:18,500
That's not turning me on

629
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,700
yet, dude.

630
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:20,767
>> I figure, with James, since

631
00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:21,900
he doesn't have a lot of

632
00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:23,067
experience, to keep it simple.

633
00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:24,700
Walk out, looking at each

634
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:26,900
other, and let's hit.

635
00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:28,067
So, your arm's gonna go up on

636
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,067
your...your right arm.

637
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:30,067
And you know how I like to be

638
00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:31,367
perfect, darling.

639
00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:34,433
Boom and then throw it.

640
00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:35,433
You've never stripped before,

641
00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:36,367
I'm sure.

642
00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:37,100
>> No.

643
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,100
>> You've been to a strip joint,

644
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:38,900
though.

645
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,433
>> Lap dance? Tipping? Poles?

646
00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:41,300
>> Yeah.

647
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,467
>> All of it. All right.

648
00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:43,533
Hold right and then boom.

649
00:17:43,533 --> 00:17:44,767
Perfect.

650
00:17:44,767 --> 00:17:47,233
Real sexy, hands on hips.

651
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,467
Right to the "X" right here.

652
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,100
Pose. Perfect.

653
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,900
Just work your sexiness.

654
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,633
Like this, look. Oh!

655
00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:54,833
>> Okay.

656
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:57,367
>> Perfect. Just up.

657
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,300
Perfect.

658
00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,067
Gimme five, brother.

659
00:18:00,067 --> 00:18:00,867
Got it. Man.

660
00:18:00,867 --> 00:18:01,667
>> You're gonna win.

661
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:03,233
>> I hope so.

662
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,833
>> So, cross, out, cross, out.

663
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:05,867
>> I didn't even cross.

664
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:06,733
I feel like I'm walkin'

665
00:18:06,733 --> 00:18:07,533
off the stage.

666
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,767
>> One, two, three, four,

667
00:18:09,767 --> 00:18:10,867
five, six.

668
00:18:10,867 --> 00:18:12,500
>> Aw, fuck.

669
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:13,533
That's right, I've gotta get

670
00:18:13,533 --> 00:18:14,433
used to this thing.

671
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,067
>> It's kinda difficult to

672
00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:17,267
transform like a big old macho

673
00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:18,333
straight guy into like a real

674
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:19,200
feminine woman.

675
00:18:19,267 --> 00:18:20,833
Five, six, grab it,

676
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:21,900
seven, eight.

677
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,900
>> Five, six...

678
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,733
all right.

679
00:18:25,733 --> 00:18:28,367
>> Now that's clearly a dude.

680
00:18:28,367 --> 00:18:29,600
>> I feel like I'm doin'

681
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:30,433
the Hulkamaniac.

682
00:18:30,433 --> 00:18:31,667
[small roar]

683
00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:32,733
>> Oh.

684
00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:33,933
Do you know what "fishy" means?

685
00:18:33,933 --> 00:18:36,367
Like a girl, like, hey.

686
00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:37,500
>> Yeah!

687
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,167
[laughs]

688
00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:41,133
>> Kiss, boom.

689
00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:41,933
>> Boom.

690
00:18:41,933 --> 00:18:43,200
>> No, you said boom after me.

691
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,133
That means you're not timing

692
00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:45,967
with me.

693
00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:49,067
>> Ah, back?

694
00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:50,367
I know I shoulda saved my brain

695
00:18:50,367 --> 00:18:51,300
cells when I was a kid.

696
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,400
>> That's no excuse.

697
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,633
Turning.

698
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:58,667
Now what?

699
00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:01,133
>> I'm fuckin' brain dead, dude.

700
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,200
>> [sighs]

701
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:06,067
I want to kill him because

702
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,767
I have created the most

703
00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:09,367
simplest, cheapest routine

704
00:19:09,367 --> 00:19:10,600
that Helen Keller could do on

705
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,833
the first try.

706
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:12,700
Can you skip?

707
00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:13,600
>> Nope.

708
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:14,700
>> I'm panicking.

709
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:15,667
>> I suck.

710
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:16,500
It is what it is.

711
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,733
>> Don't say, it is what it is

712
00:19:17,733 --> 00:19:18,567
because it's my 100,000

713
00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:19,800
fucking dollars.

714
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,333
I need to make sure that he's

715
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:25,467
giving 100%.

716
00:19:25,467 --> 00:19:26,533
But I don't think I'm going

717
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,600
to get it.

718
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,200
>> You okay?

719
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,700
>> There, it's comin' alive now.

720
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:33,167
There she go.

721
00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:35,300
You know who you look like now?

722
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,300
Rick James.

723
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,800
>> BOTH: [laugh]

724
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:40,833
>> And you're trying to make me

725
00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:42,167
look like Teena Marie, though.

726
00:19:42,167 --> 00:19:45,733
>> BOTH: [laugh]

727
00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:46,967
>> What if, uh, one of your

728
00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:48,067
daughters grew up to be gay?

729
00:19:48,067 --> 00:19:49,067
What would you tell them?

730
00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:50,067
>> I wouldn't care.

731
00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:51,067
>> You wouldn't care at all?

732
00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:52,433
>> Naw, even if I had a son--

733
00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:53,367
>> That's good.

734
00:19:53,367 --> 00:19:54,333
>> It is what it is.

735
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:55,800
>> But that's good that

736
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:56,767
you wouldn't shun your kids

737
00:19:56,767 --> 00:19:57,500
or anything.

738
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,500
My dad, he didn't like it

739
00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,433
at all.

740
00:19:59,433 --> 00:20:00,567
>> That sucks.

741
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:01,800
>> I haven't talked to him

742
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,867
since I was like 18.

743
00:20:03,867 --> 00:20:05,067
>> One day, he'll realize

744
00:20:05,067 --> 00:20:07,067
what he's not being part of.

745
00:20:07,067 --> 00:20:08,333
>> It's really cool to talk to

746
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,400
someone that, you know, they're

747
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,967
straight, but they see how my

748
00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:12,000
lifestyle is, and it's okay to

749
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,300
be who I am.

750
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:14,533
If you had a son, would you

751
00:20:14,533 --> 00:20:15,433
have him audition for "RuPaul's

752
00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:17,600
Drag Race"?

753
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,633
>> Nah, 'cause he'd probably

754
00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:22,967
do a better job than I do.

755
00:20:22,967 --> 00:20:23,933
>> Do you have a boyfriend?

756
00:20:23,933 --> 00:20:24,933
>> I do, yeah.

757
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:25,933
>> How long?

758
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:26,900
>> Eight years and I was here

759
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:27,867
during our anniversary.

760
00:20:27,867 --> 00:20:28,967
>> On our eighth year

761
00:20:28,967 --> 00:20:29,767
anniversary, we renewed

762
00:20:29,767 --> 00:20:30,733
our vows.

763
00:20:30,733 --> 00:20:31,667
>> Well, we might renew our vows

764
00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:32,867
if we can ever get married.

765
00:20:32,867 --> 00:20:33,900
>> Why call it a marriage,

766
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:34,900
if you're gonna offend so many

767
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,500
people?

768
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,033
>> It's making everybody equal.

769
00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:40,233
Say I've been together

770
00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:41,300
with somebody for 40 years.

771
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:42,400
Say I get sick.

772
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,767
I go into the hospital.

773
00:20:43,767 --> 00:20:45,100
They can't come visit me because

774
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:46,467
they're not related to me in

775
00:20:46,467 --> 00:20:47,700
any way.

776
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:48,667
So, that's what we're

777
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:49,700
fighting for.

778
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:50,667
>> That's what you're standing

779
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:51,133
up and saying.

780
00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:52,100
>> That would kill me to know

781
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:53,067
if I was sick laying in a bed

782
00:20:53,067 --> 00:20:54,033
somewhere [voice cracks]

783
00:20:54,033 --> 00:20:55,033
that Adam couldn't come see me.

784
00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:55,933
>> That's okay. Come on.

785
00:20:55,933 --> 00:20:56,933
>> No, it's cool. I just--

786
00:20:56,933 --> 00:20:57,933
>> I know.

787
00:20:57,933 --> 00:20:59,100
>> It just comes up, you know.

788
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,300
>> Yeah, it's cool.

789
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,700
>> Just to know that, god,

790
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:02,967
he would be locked out,

791
00:21:02,967 --> 00:21:03,867
and he would be left with

792
00:21:03,867 --> 00:21:04,833
nothing.

793
00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:05,700
>> I don't believe that's fair

794
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:06,600
at all.

795
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,567
I support you guys.

796
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:08,500
Everybody should have the right

797
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,367
to love who they want to love,

798
00:21:09,367 --> 00:21:11,233
you know.

799
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:12,800
>> You expect me to walk up on

800
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,133
this thing in these?

801
00:21:14,133 --> 00:21:15,133
[laughs]

802
00:21:15,133 --> 00:21:16,067
>> Yeah.

803
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,833
Put on them shoes, boo-boo.

804
00:21:17,833 --> 00:21:18,867
>> Ugh, I can't even walk on it

805
00:21:18,867 --> 00:21:19,900
barefoot.

806
00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:21,600
[laughs]

807
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,100
Ooh.

808
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,100
>> Whew.

809
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:26,067
>> Okay.

810
00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:27,067
>> Tell me you got some rhythm.

811
00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:28,133
>> I got some rhythm,

812
00:21:28,133 --> 00:21:28,933
but I don't know if I've got

813
00:21:28,933 --> 00:21:29,933
any sexiness.

814
00:21:29,933 --> 00:21:31,400
[laughs]

815
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,733
Oh!

816
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,600
>> I need sexy swagger.

817
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:35,967
I need hips and ass, and he

818
00:21:35,967 --> 00:21:38,200
don't have none of that goin'.

819
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,400
>> Whoa.

820
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,267
[laughs]

821
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:42,367
>> Are you okay with your shoes?

822
00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:43,600
>> Yeah.

823
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,067
Do I need 'em right now?

824
00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:46,267
>> You have to practice.

825
00:21:46,267 --> 00:21:48,167
>> [sighs] Fuck.

826
00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:48,700
>> Come on.

827
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:50,700
One...and two.

828
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,067
The chair.

829
00:21:52,067 --> 00:21:53,067
The legs.

830
00:21:53,067 --> 00:21:54,700
Ha. Ha. Ha.

831
00:21:54,767 --> 00:21:56,400
I do the splits.

832
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,300
He needs to be sexy.

833
00:21:58,367 --> 00:21:59,500
>> [sighs]

834
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:01,067
>> Come on, one more time.

835
00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:03,300
Five, six, seven...

836
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:05,300
oh, okay.

837
00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:06,367
Rick is a hot guy,

838
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:08,967
but not a dancer.

839
00:22:08,967 --> 00:22:09,900
>> That's it?

840
00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:11,133
>> Oh, my god.

841
00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:13,833
[wobbles lips]

842
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,167
>> One, two, three, four.

843
00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:17,900
It's the end of the day

844
00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:19,333
and I'm panicking because

845
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:21,400
we have a short window of time

846
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,333
to get something so simple done.

847
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:25,733
Since you're strong,

848
00:22:25,733 --> 00:22:26,633
what if I turned around

849
00:22:26,633 --> 00:22:27,567
and you caught me?

850
00:22:27,567 --> 00:22:28,433
>> Yeah, let's make it more

851
00:22:28,433 --> 00:22:29,433
difficult.

852
00:22:29,433 --> 00:22:30,567
>> Yeah.

853
00:22:30,567 --> 00:22:31,467
>> Ladies, can you vacate our

854
00:22:31,467 --> 00:22:32,533
runway, please?

855
00:22:32,533 --> 00:22:33,933
>> Vacate our runway.

856
00:22:33,933 --> 00:22:36,867
>> Get the fuck off our runway.

857
00:22:36,867 --> 00:22:38,333
>> We're better off than them.

858
00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:39,367
>> Don't make up excuses why

859
00:22:39,367 --> 00:22:40,767
you guys are inferior to us.

860
00:22:40,767 --> 00:22:41,733
>> Well, their dance techniques

861
00:22:41,733 --> 00:22:43,667
are bitchin'.

862
00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:45,400
>> Not really.

863
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,500
>> A little bit too much

864
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:47,533
testosterone runnin' around

865
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:50,800
here, sunshine.

866
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:51,933
>> Why are you giving such

867
00:22:51,933 --> 00:22:52,933
a bad attitude right now?

868
00:22:52,933 --> 00:22:53,867
>> 'Cause I've got my diva bitch

869
00:22:53,867 --> 00:22:54,800
attitude and we're gonna win it.

870
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:55,667
>> Okay, I get it.

871
00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:56,533
>> You guys need to just

872
00:22:56,533 --> 00:22:57,367
stay home.

873
00:22:57,367 --> 00:22:58,333
>> Your diva bitch attitude.

874
00:22:58,333 --> 00:22:59,333
>> Bitch, stay home.

875
00:22:59,333 --> 00:23:00,467
>> Bitch, I didn't come here

876
00:23:00,467 --> 00:23:02,633
to stay home, "occifer."

877
00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:03,733
>> I hope it isn't your last day

878
00:23:03,733 --> 00:23:04,600
here tomorrow.

879
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,400
>> But you know what?

880
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,267
>> What?

881
00:23:06,267 --> 00:23:07,167
>> You're not gonna fuckin' come

882
00:23:07,167 --> 00:23:08,100
up in my motherfuckin' workroom

883
00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:09,067
and talk to me like this, sir.

884
00:23:09,067 --> 00:23:09,900
>> I just did, didn't I.

885
00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:11,067
>> Well, you know what, maybe

886
00:23:11,067 --> 00:23:11,900
you need to be fuckin' removed

887
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:12,800
with your badass motherfuckin'

888
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,333
attitude.

889
00:23:14,333 --> 00:23:16,900
Fuck that shit.

890
00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:17,833
Sharon?

891
00:23:17,833 --> 00:23:18,933
Are you gonna let this bitch

892
00:23:18,933 --> 00:23:19,833
talk to me like this?

893
00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:20,800
>> Oh, I'm a bitch now.

894
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:21,667
>> Do not call my sister

895
00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:22,800
a bitch.

896
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,633
I'm working with a DILTK,

897
00:23:24,633 --> 00:23:28,300
a Dad I'd Like To Kill.

898
00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:29,533
>> RUPAUL: Coming up...

899
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:30,433
>> I have such a girl-crush

900
00:23:30,433 --> 00:23:31,633
on both of you.

901
00:23:31,633 --> 00:23:32,800
>> I'm getting like an

902
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,800
Al Pachino in drag and not in

903
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:34,900
a good way.

904
00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:36,267
>> It was the most somber walk

905
00:23:36,267 --> 00:23:37,167
I've ever seen.

906
00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:38,500
That poor baby.

907
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,067
>> [laughing]

908
00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:49,867
>> Cluck, cluck, ladies.

909
00:23:49,867 --> 00:23:52,467
>> Good morning, everybody.

910
00:23:52,467 --> 00:23:53,800
>> Y'all are gonna be women.

911
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:54,967
>> We're back in the workroom

912
00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:56,500
today and I have to get myself

913
00:23:56,567 --> 00:23:58,133
in drag, my dad in drag,

914
00:23:58,133 --> 00:23:59,267
and we have to get ready for

915
00:23:59,267 --> 00:24:01,367
the runway.

916
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,433
>> I stirred up the shit

917
00:24:04,433 --> 00:24:05,433
yesterday and I wanted to give

918
00:24:05,433 --> 00:24:06,467
them something to think about,

919
00:24:06,467 --> 00:24:08,067
a little drag queen drama.

920
00:24:08,067 --> 00:24:09,967
>> Inescapable.

921
00:24:09,967 --> 00:24:11,500
>> Let me ask you a question.

922
00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:13,067
Were you ever bullied in school?

923
00:24:13,067 --> 00:24:14,133
>> Oh, my god, are you

924
00:24:14,133 --> 00:24:15,167
kidding me?

925
00:24:15,167 --> 00:24:16,233
It was terrible.

926
00:24:16,233 --> 00:24:17,200
You know, they'd wait for

927
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,067
me after school and like

928
00:24:18,067 --> 00:24:19,067
beat me up.

929
00:24:19,067 --> 00:24:19,933
>> Was this anything you could

930
00:24:19,933 --> 00:24:20,967
report to the police?

931
00:24:20,967 --> 00:24:21,933
>> I never wanted to report

932
00:24:21,933 --> 00:24:23,633
it because I was embarrassed.

933
00:24:23,633 --> 00:24:24,567
>> Well, I'm sorry.

934
00:24:24,567 --> 00:24:25,500
That's gotta be so frickin'

935
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:26,633
hard, man.

936
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:27,667
You know, I'm learning a lot

937
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:28,967
about the world.

938
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:30,633
>> As much as I rag on Mike,

939
00:24:30,633 --> 00:24:32,733
he certainly was sympathetic

940
00:24:32,733 --> 00:24:34,200
to the fact that I went through

941
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,400
a lot of hell growing up.

942
00:24:36,467 --> 00:24:37,367
He still doesn't know how

943
00:24:37,367 --> 00:24:38,900
to fuckin' dance.

944
00:24:38,967 --> 00:24:41,100
>> Dude, it's already squashed.

945
00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:42,200
>> Yeah, yeah.

946
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,067
I need to put tape.

947
00:24:43,067 --> 00:24:44,100
Let me see this.

948
00:24:44,100 --> 00:24:45,200
>> No, I'm not taping my dick.

949
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,100
>> Just tuck it back.

950
00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:48,067
It don't feel that bad.

951
00:24:48,067 --> 00:24:48,900
It's okay.

952
00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:50,133
>> I remember a friend in high

953
00:24:50,133 --> 00:24:51,267
school tucking, after he saw

954
00:24:51,267 --> 00:24:54,900
"Silence of the Lambs." Oh.

955
00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:56,233
Oh.

956
00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:57,367
>> Let me see.

957
00:24:57,367 --> 00:24:59,267
Rick can tuck himself.

958
00:24:59,267 --> 00:25:00,567
I have to...

959
00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:01,767
[clicks tongue]

960
00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:03,067
>> RICK: What about the balls?

961
00:25:03,067 --> 00:25:04,267
>> KENYA: You can take your

962
00:25:04,267 --> 00:25:05,700
dick from the back and pull up.

963
00:25:05,700 --> 00:25:06,700
>> RICK: Like that?

964
00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:07,633
>> KENYA: No, more.

965
00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:08,533
>> RICK: It's gonna look like

966
00:25:08,533 --> 00:25:09,700
a tail.

967
00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:11,067
>> [laughs]

968
00:25:11,067 --> 00:25:12,067
>> RICK: Put it on the side

969
00:25:12,067 --> 00:25:12,967
of the balls?

970
00:25:12,967 --> 00:25:13,733
>> KENYA: It's from the back.

971
00:25:13,733 --> 00:25:14,567
>> RICK: I think the balls

972
00:25:14,633 --> 00:25:15,367
are too big.

973
00:25:15,367 --> 00:25:18,133
>> [laughs]

974
00:25:18,133 --> 00:25:20,233
I'm sorry.

975
00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:21,400
>> I'm really glad I didn't

976
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,433
have to kick your ass yesterday.

977
00:25:22,433 --> 00:25:23,200
>> It was all in a good time,

978
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,267
you know?

979
00:25:24,267 --> 00:25:25,567
I just...I may have pushed

980
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:26,767
the envelope a little too far,

981
00:25:26,767 --> 00:25:27,967
but I was totally joking.

982
00:25:27,967 --> 00:25:28,867
>> It's all right.

983
00:25:28,867 --> 00:25:29,767
I needed to blow some steam

984
00:25:29,767 --> 00:25:30,533
off, anyway.

985
00:25:30,533 --> 00:25:31,300
>> Well, it's good.

986
00:25:31,300 --> 00:25:32,333
You can use me for that.

987
00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:33,767
I have a really good poker face.

988
00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:35,333
I was crackin' up inside.

989
00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:36,333
>> I'm sure you were.

990
00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:37,333
>> Ain't no fun if there

991
00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:38,333
ain't no drama.

992
00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:39,900
That's the way I look at it.

993
00:25:40,867 --> 00:25:46,500
>> *

994
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:48,100
>> [RuPaul laughing]

995
00:25:51,167 --> 00:25:52,567
>> * CoverGirl

996
00:25:52,567 --> 00:25:54,600
* Puts the face in your walk

997
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,267
* Head to toe

998
00:25:56,267 --> 00:25:58,667
* Let your whole body talk

999
00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:03,067
>> Hey, guys.

1000
00:26:03,067 --> 00:26:04,100
>> Hey, gorgeous.

1001
00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:05,100
>> Hey, Ru.

1002
00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:06,167
>> Welcome to the main stage

1003
00:26:06,167 --> 00:26:07,967
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

1004
00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:09,300
Michelle Visage.

1005
00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:10,267
Hi, mommy.

1006
00:26:10,267 --> 00:26:11,200
>> How are you, baby?

1007
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,333
We match tonight.

1008
00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:13,300
>> And we're all eatin'

1009
00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:14,333
at Red Lobster.

1010
00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:15,500
>> Mmm-mmm!

1011
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,300
>> Santino Rice.

1012
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:18,633
>> Great to be here, Ru.

1013
00:26:18,633 --> 00:26:19,833
>> And look who the stork

1014
00:26:19,833 --> 00:26:20,933
brought.

1015
00:26:20,933 --> 00:26:22,767
It's Jesse Tyler Ferguson.

1016
00:26:22,767 --> 00:26:23,800
>> Hi, Ru.

1017
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,067
>> Are you ready to meet

1018
00:26:25,067 --> 00:26:26,567
my modern family?

1019
00:26:26,567 --> 00:26:28,233
>> Bring 'em on, all of 'em.

1020
00:26:28,233 --> 00:26:29,533
>> RUPAUL: [laughs]

1021
00:26:29,533 --> 00:26:30,967
Jennifer Love Hewitt,

1022
00:26:30,967 --> 00:26:33,233
welcome to our blessed event.

1023
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:34,400
>> Thank you for having me.

1024
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,367
Hi.

1025
00:26:35,367 --> 00:26:36,300
>> Will you be our Drag

1026
00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:37,067
Whisperer?

1027
00:26:37,067 --> 00:26:38,067
>> Yes.

1028
00:26:38,067 --> 00:26:40,067
[laughs]

1029
00:26:40,067 --> 00:26:41,133
>> This week, the queens

1030
00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:42,767
were challenged to transform

1031
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,900
real-life daddies into

1032
00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:46,233
sexy drag mamas.

1033
00:26:46,233 --> 00:26:47,767
They'll perform a seductive

1034
00:26:47,767 --> 00:26:49,633
striptease before they rockabye

1035
00:26:49,633 --> 00:26:51,833
the runway wearing

1036
00:26:51,833 --> 00:26:55,800
their best baby bump eleganza.

1037
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,633
Gentlemen, start your engines

1038
00:26:57,633 --> 00:27:00,200
and may the best woman win.

1039
00:27:00,267 --> 00:27:04,800
>> [striptease music]

1040
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:19,300
>> RUPAUL: Woo-hoo!

1041
00:27:23,667 --> 00:27:26,333
>> MICHELLE: Oh, yeah.

1042
00:27:27,233 --> 00:27:28,233
>> Rick's doing

1043
00:27:28,233 --> 00:27:29,400
the choreography.

1044
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,467
Rick knows the choreography.

1045
00:27:30,467 --> 00:27:32,500
But Rick's not sexy.

1046
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,433
>> It's like dancing with

1047
00:27:35,433 --> 00:27:36,900
Leslie Nielsen in "Airplane."

1048
00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:37,800
That's what I thought

1049
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,767
he looked like.

1050
00:27:39,767 --> 00:27:40,900
>> Leland's missing a couple

1051
00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:41,733
of cues, but I'm not worried

1052
00:27:41,733 --> 00:27:42,667
about it.

1053
00:27:42,667 --> 00:27:43,533
We're workin' it out the best

1054
00:27:43,533 --> 00:27:46,233
way we can.

1055
00:27:46,233 --> 00:27:47,367
>> RUPAUL: Oh, yeah.

1056
00:27:47,367 --> 00:27:48,133
>> It's top five,

1057
00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:49,200
so the judges are gonna look

1058
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,200
for anything to put us in

1059
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,633
the bottom, so I hope that

1060
00:27:51,633 --> 00:27:52,700
our routine was good enough

1061
00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:54,867
to get us by.

1062
00:28:02,167 --> 00:28:03,933
>> RUPAUL: Oh, yeah!

1063
00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:07,933
Let the baby bump parade begin.

1064
00:28:10,567 --> 00:28:12,867
Sharelle and Latrice Royale.

1065
00:28:12,867 --> 00:28:13,967
>> MICHELLE: The water has

1066
00:28:13,967 --> 00:28:15,067
broken, honey.

1067
00:28:15,067 --> 00:28:16,200
>> RUPAUL: Oh, lord.

1068
00:28:16,267 --> 00:28:17,433
>> MICHELLE: You'd better get

1069
00:28:17,433 --> 00:28:18,667
lamaze over here.

1070
00:28:18,667 --> 00:28:19,767
>> RUPAUL: Nine months later.

1071
00:28:19,767 --> 00:28:21,167
>> LATRICE: If you're part of

1072
00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:22,333
the Royale family, you're

1073
00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:23,900
definitely gonna be a glamour

1074
00:28:23,900 --> 00:28:25,067
girl, so Leland's looking very

1075
00:28:25,067 --> 00:28:26,167
elegant and very lady.

1076
00:28:26,167 --> 00:28:28,067
She's looking gorgeous.

1077
00:28:28,133 --> 00:28:29,300
>> RUPAUL: She didn't know she

1078
00:28:29,300 --> 00:28:31,500
was pregnant.

1079
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:34,400
Gi Gi and Phi Phi O'Hara.

1080
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,667
Ladies, the auditions for

1081
00:28:35,733 --> 00:28:36,967
"16 and Pregnant" are down

1082
00:28:36,967 --> 00:28:39,233
the hall.

1083
00:28:39,233 --> 00:28:40,533
>> PHI PHI: Chris and I are

1084
00:28:40,533 --> 00:28:41,767
basically just trying to serve

1085
00:28:41,767 --> 00:28:43,067
sexy, pregnant MILTF thrillness.

1086
00:28:43,067 --> 00:28:44,367
I kinda feel like he was a drag

1087
00:28:44,367 --> 00:28:45,367
queen in like a past life

1088
00:28:45,367 --> 00:28:46,300
because he's doing this too

1089
00:28:46,300 --> 00:28:47,267
good.

1090
00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:48,167
>> RUPAUL: It's a boy.

1091
00:28:48,167 --> 00:28:48,933
It's a girl.

1092
00:28:48,933 --> 00:28:49,933
It's both.

1093
00:28:49,933 --> 00:28:53,433
>> Best friends and pregnant.

1094
00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:54,967
>> RUPAUL: Lil' Mama

1095
00:28:54,967 --> 00:28:56,767
and Lil' Kenya Michaels.

1096
00:28:56,767 --> 00:28:58,200
>> Being pregnant is hard.

1097
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,467
>> Macabre, too, apparently.

1098
00:28:59,533 --> 00:29:00,567
>> Yeah.

1099
00:29:00,567 --> 00:29:01,633
>> We're in this together, mom.

1100
00:29:01,633 --> 00:29:03,067
>> KENYA: I know that Rick is

1101
00:29:03,067 --> 00:29:04,900
gonna be a man and I think,

1102
00:29:04,900 --> 00:29:07,067
okay, if Rick is gonna be a man,

1103
00:29:07,067 --> 00:29:09,067
he's gonna be a beautiful man.

1104
00:29:09,067 --> 00:29:10,167
>> RUPAUL: Kloe and Kourtney

1105
00:29:10,167 --> 00:29:11,567
Kardashian.

1106
00:29:11,633 --> 00:29:12,833
>> MICHELLE: It is.

1107
00:29:12,833 --> 00:29:14,167
>> RUPAUL: Next up, Robin

1108
00:29:14,167 --> 00:29:16,433
Mansions and Sharon Needles.

1109
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:17,667
Honey, they're having

1110
00:29:17,667 --> 00:29:18,967
Rosemary's baby.

1111
00:29:18,967 --> 00:29:19,933
>> My other eye is my good

1112
00:29:19,933 --> 00:29:21,133
judgment eye.

1113
00:29:21,133 --> 00:29:22,667
Me and Robin are servin' up

1114
00:29:22,667 --> 00:29:24,800
filthy ass bad girls.

1115
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,433
>> RUPAUL: Who slept with Robin?

1116
00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:27,833
Who got her pregnant?

1117
00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:29,167
Is this morning sickness or

1118
00:29:29,167 --> 00:29:31,300
is she gagging on her beauty?

1119
00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:32,333
>> Apparently, Marilyn Manson

1120
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,633
does have a uterus.

1121
00:29:33,633 --> 00:29:35,300
>> RUPAUL: Lady Samantha

1122
00:29:35,300 --> 00:29:37,133
and Chad Michaels.

1123
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,467
Now that is an immaculate

1124
00:29:38,467 --> 00:29:40,500
misconception.

1125
00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:41,667
>> MICHELLE: Paris Hilton,

1126
00:29:41,667 --> 00:29:42,900
meet your future.

1127
00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:44,067
>> CHAD: We are serving

1128
00:29:44,067 --> 00:29:45,567
carnivale, pregnancy realness.

1129
00:29:45,567 --> 00:29:47,133
We are so happy to be pregnant

1130
00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:48,533
and we're glowing with

1131
00:29:48,533 --> 00:29:49,933
anticipation.

1132
00:29:49,933 --> 00:29:50,833
>> RUPAUL: There's a couple of

1133
00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:52,133
baby boomers.

1134
00:29:52,133 --> 00:29:53,233
>> It's a very long child.

1135
00:29:53,233 --> 00:29:54,833
>> MICHELLE: It is a tall one.

1136
00:29:54,833 --> 00:29:56,067
My cervix is softening just

1137
00:29:56,067 --> 00:29:57,067
watching.

1138
00:29:57,067 --> 00:29:59,633
>> RUPAUL: Is it? Mwa!

1139
00:30:00,567 --> 00:30:01,767
Coming up...

1140
00:30:01,767 --> 00:30:03,100
>> I wasn't a huge fan of

1141
00:30:03,100 --> 00:30:04,433
the striptease.

1142
00:30:04,433 --> 00:30:05,400
>> I'm not seeing the family

1143
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,300
resemblance.

1144
00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:07,500
It's more like two friends in

1145
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,600
a Tyler Perry movie.

1146
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,300
>> [laughing]

1147
00:30:16,667 --> 00:30:18,467
Welcome, ladies.

1148
00:30:18,467 --> 00:30:20,533
First up, Chad Michaels

1149
00:30:20,533 --> 00:30:22,333
and Lady Samantha.

1150
00:30:22,333 --> 00:30:23,433
>> How are you?

1151
00:30:23,433 --> 00:30:24,500
>> Hi, judges.

1152
00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:25,700
>> Let's take a look at

1153
00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:27,233
Lady Samantha's before picture.

1154
00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:29,033
That's James.

1155
00:30:29,033 --> 00:30:32,333
And, baby, look at you now.

1156
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,400
>> Did you tuck?

1157
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,500
>> A little bit, yes.

1158
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:35,567
>> Ah.

1159
00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:36,567
>> How do you tuck just

1160
00:30:36,567 --> 00:30:38,333
a little bit?

1161
00:30:38,333 --> 00:30:39,300
>> Yeah, I just pushed things

1162
00:30:39,300 --> 00:30:40,467
around.

1163
00:30:40,467 --> 00:30:41,500
>> Like just between your cheek

1164
00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:42,433
and gums?

1165
00:30:42,433 --> 00:30:43,400
>> Yes, sir.

1166
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,500
[laughs]

1167
00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:45,633
>> He doesn't have vamp,

1168
00:30:45,633 --> 00:30:47,833
but he has bam.

1169
00:30:47,900 --> 00:30:49,367
>> I have to say, James,

1170
00:30:49,367 --> 00:30:51,500
Lady Samantha, if you're nasty,

1171
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:52,967
I think you're wearing the

1172
00:30:52,967 --> 00:30:53,933
highest heels on the catwalk

1173
00:30:53,933 --> 00:30:54,933
here which I think should not

1174
00:30:54,933 --> 00:30:55,900
go unrecognized.

1175
00:30:55,900 --> 00:30:56,800
Very impressive.

1176
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,100
>> Thank you.

1177
00:30:58,100 --> 00:30:59,167
>> James, I love that you were

1178
00:30:59,167 --> 00:31:00,167
almost like put out with how

1179
00:31:00,167 --> 00:31:01,067
hot you were.

1180
00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:02,067
[laughs]

1181
00:31:02,067 --> 00:31:03,167
I thought that was really great.

1182
00:31:03,167 --> 00:31:04,800
I'd like to adopt that quality.

1183
00:31:04,867 --> 00:31:06,067
>> RUPAUL: So, James, would you

1184
00:31:06,067 --> 00:31:06,933
schtup you?

1185
00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:07,967
>> Oh, yeah.

1186
00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:10,367
>> ALL: [laugh]

1187
00:31:10,367 --> 00:31:12,067
>> Next up, Sharon Needles

1188
00:31:12,067 --> 00:31:14,700
and Robin Mansions.

1189
00:31:14,767 --> 00:31:15,967
That's Mike.

1190
00:31:15,967 --> 00:31:19,067
And now look at you.

1191
00:31:19,133 --> 00:31:20,333
What's your favorite part of

1192
00:31:20,333 --> 00:31:21,500
the drag getup?

1193
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:23,067
>> He seemed to be very occupied

1194
00:31:23,067 --> 00:31:24,300
by my breastplate.

1195
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:25,267
>> RUPAUL: Oh?

1196
00:31:25,267 --> 00:31:26,400
>> I liked it.

1197
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:27,333
>> Is Mike wearing it now?

1198
00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:28,367
>> Uh, no--

1199
00:31:28,367 --> 00:31:29,733
>> I just swallowed half of it.

1200
00:31:29,733 --> 00:31:30,900
>> I'm getting like an

1201
00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:32,167
Al Pachino in drag thing

1202
00:31:32,167 --> 00:31:33,967
and not in a good way.

1203
00:31:33,967 --> 00:31:36,833
>> Robin Mansion's face repels

1204
00:31:36,833 --> 00:31:38,633
beauty and I love that.

1205
00:31:38,633 --> 00:31:39,900
Nothing makes a woman feel

1206
00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:41,533
pretty than sittin' next to

1207
00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:42,633
this one over here.

1208
00:31:42,633 --> 00:31:43,833
>> Well, that's why I hang out

1209
00:31:43,833 --> 00:31:45,167
with Michelle Visage.

1210
00:31:45,167 --> 00:31:47,667
>> SANTINO: [laughs]

1211
00:31:47,667 --> 00:31:48,933
>> RUPAUL: All right, next up,

1212
00:31:48,933 --> 00:31:50,767
Phi Phi O'Hara and Gi Gi.

1213
00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:52,900
Wow, that's Chris.

1214
00:31:52,900 --> 00:31:55,633
Now you are Gi Gi.

1215
00:31:55,700 --> 00:31:56,867
You're gorgeous.

1216
00:31:56,867 --> 00:31:57,967
>> Thank you.

1217
00:31:57,967 --> 00:31:58,933
>> What was the hardest part

1218
00:31:58,933 --> 00:32:00,133
of the striptease?

1219
00:32:00,133 --> 00:32:01,233
>> Being fully tucked

1220
00:32:01,233 --> 00:32:02,400
and walking in high heels.

1221
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:03,567
>> So you were fully tucked.

1222
00:32:03,567 --> 00:32:04,800
>> I had the elephant all the

1223
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,167
way back towards the water hole.

1224
00:32:06,167 --> 00:32:07,200
>> MICHELLE: [laughs]

1225
00:32:07,267 --> 00:32:08,467
>> RUPAUL: Oh, really?

1226
00:32:08,467 --> 00:32:09,567
>> I like seeing the

1227
00:32:09,567 --> 00:32:10,767
resemblance.

1228
00:32:10,833 --> 00:32:12,067
>> You look like you share DNA.

1229
00:32:12,067 --> 00:32:13,700
You look fantastic, I mean,

1230
00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:14,900
a great job there.

1231
00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:15,900
>> I have such a girl-crush

1232
00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:16,800
on both of you.

1233
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:17,900
[laughs]

1234
00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:19,233
>> What was the most difficult

1235
00:32:19,233 --> 00:32:20,533
part of working with your

1236
00:32:20,533 --> 00:32:21,800
daddy mama?

1237
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:22,767
>> We really worked well

1238
00:32:22,767 --> 00:32:23,867
together.

1239
00:32:23,867 --> 00:32:25,067
He was like an inspiration for

1240
00:32:25,067 --> 00:32:26,133
what everybody should be.

1241
00:32:26,133 --> 00:32:27,100
He's an open-minded heterosexual

1242
00:32:27,100 --> 00:32:28,333
male that just values people for

1243
00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:29,500
who they are, doesn't judge

1244
00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:30,900
a book by its cover.

1245
00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:32,567
My dad's not like that.

1246
00:32:32,567 --> 00:32:33,600
If I could have a dad like him,

1247
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:34,967
then my life would probably be

1248
00:32:34,967 --> 00:32:36,100
a lot easier and, you know,

1249
00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:37,400
I wish I had that bond, so...

1250
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:38,567
[voice cracking]

1251
00:32:38,567 --> 00:32:39,733
It's nice to have a friend

1252
00:32:39,733 --> 00:32:41,800
like this.

1253
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:42,933
>> It'll happen one day.

1254
00:32:42,933 --> 00:32:43,900
>> Do you think your father

1255
00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:44,600
will watch this show?

1256
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,567
>> Probably not and that's okay.

1257
00:32:46,567 --> 00:32:48,133
I'm fine with that.

1258
00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:51,433
I just, uh, I hope he values...

1259
00:32:51,433 --> 00:32:52,833
like who I am.

1260
00:32:52,833 --> 00:32:54,100
If I can get anything from this,

1261
00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:55,867
I'm just happy he was here to

1262
00:32:55,867 --> 00:32:59,233
see that I'm a good person.

1263
00:32:59,233 --> 00:33:02,267
That felt so good.

1264
00:33:02,267 --> 00:33:03,833
Thank you.

1265
00:33:03,833 --> 00:33:04,833
>> Thanks, kids.

1266
00:33:04,833 --> 00:33:05,867
>> Thank you.

1267
00:33:05,867 --> 00:33:07,467
>> Next up, Latrice Royale

1268
00:33:07,467 --> 00:33:09,567
and Sharelle Royale.

1269
00:33:09,633 --> 00:33:12,067
That's Leland.

1270
00:33:12,067 --> 00:33:14,333
Girl, you've come a long way.

1271
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,667
>> Sharelle is a ho.

1272
00:33:15,667 --> 00:33:17,267
She can't even get enough

1273
00:33:17,267 --> 00:33:19,300
of herself in the mirror.

1274
00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:20,200
>> RUPAUL: Really?

1275
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,067
>> Trust.

1276
00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:22,233
Look at that.

1277
00:33:22,233 --> 00:33:23,167
Do you see this?

1278
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:24,067
>> RUPAUL: Yes.

1279
00:33:24,067 --> 00:33:25,167
>> That's gorgeousness.

1280
00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:26,200
That's gorgeousness.

1281
00:33:26,267 --> 00:33:27,267
>> But the family resemblance,

1282
00:33:27,267 --> 00:33:28,600
though, it ain't up in there.

1283
00:33:28,667 --> 00:33:29,533
>> You don't see that?

1284
00:33:29,533 --> 00:33:30,500
>> Well, I don't know.

1285
00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:31,800
>> I'm different.

1286
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:32,967
>> Okay.

1287
00:33:32,967 --> 00:33:33,900
>> See, there it is.

1288
00:33:33,900 --> 00:33:35,100
Now what? See?

1289
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,233
>> I will follow suit and say

1290
00:33:36,233 --> 00:33:37,167
that I'm not seeing the family

1291
00:33:37,167 --> 00:33:38,200
resemblance.

1292
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,567
Sort of more like you're just

1293
00:33:39,567 --> 00:33:40,800
two friends in a Tyler Perry

1294
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:41,800
movie.

1295
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,533
>> [laughs]

1296
00:33:44,533 --> 00:33:47,133
Next up, Lil' Kenya Michaels

1297
00:33:47,133 --> 00:33:49,100
and Lil' Mama Michaels.

1298
00:33:49,167 --> 00:33:50,300
That's Rick.

1299
00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:51,267
>> Wow.

1300
00:33:51,267 --> 00:33:52,333
>> RUPAUL: And this is

1301
00:33:52,333 --> 00:33:53,200
Lil' Mama Michaels.

1302
00:33:53,267 --> 00:33:54,533
>> Rick, I feel like you

1303
00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:55,900
and I could be related.

1304
00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:56,867
I think we'd look a little bit

1305
00:33:56,867 --> 00:33:57,900
alike if I straightened my hair.

1306
00:33:57,900 --> 00:33:59,333
[laughs]

1307
00:33:59,333 --> 00:34:00,700
And I'm diggin' it.

1308
00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:01,933
>> I don't love the dresses

1309
00:34:01,933 --> 00:34:02,933
that I'm seeing here.

1310
00:34:02,933 --> 00:34:03,967
I think they could have used

1311
00:34:03,967 --> 00:34:04,967
a little more flash.

1312
00:34:04,967 --> 00:34:05,967
I would have liked to have seen

1313
00:34:05,967 --> 00:34:06,967
a little more sparkle.

1314
00:34:06,967 --> 00:34:07,900
>> Lil' Mama, was this

1315
00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:08,933
an unwanted pregnancy?

1316
00:34:08,933 --> 00:34:10,100
>> Uh, yeah.

1317
00:34:10,100 --> 00:34:11,400
>> Because it was the most

1318
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,233
somber, macabre, friggin' death

1319
00:34:13,233 --> 00:34:14,467
walk I've ever seen.

1320
00:34:14,467 --> 00:34:19,267
I was like, oh, this poor baby.

1321
00:34:19,267 --> 00:34:20,567
>> I'm ready to have this baby.

1322
00:34:20,567 --> 00:34:21,400
>> Oh, really?

1323
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,433
>> Yeah.

1324
00:34:22,433 --> 00:34:23,367
I have like four underwears

1325
00:34:23,367 --> 00:34:24,367
right now and like two

1326
00:34:24,367 --> 00:34:25,333
pantyhose.

1327
00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:26,200
Even these shoes,

1328
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:26,900
they don't even fit me.

1329
00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:27,867
They're glued to my feet

1330
00:34:27,867 --> 00:34:29,067
right now.

1331
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:30,100
>> Literally glued to your feet.

1332
00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:31,100
>> They're glued to my feet

1333
00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:32,500
so I can't shake them...

1334
00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:34,433
>> ALL: [laugh]

1335
00:34:34,433 --> 00:34:35,333
>> They're glued and they can't

1336
00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:38,300
come off.

1337
00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:39,400
>> RUPAUL: Thank you, ladies.

1338
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:40,533
I think we've heard enough.

1339
00:34:40,533 --> 00:34:41,733
Now while you untuck in

1340
00:34:41,733 --> 00:34:43,733
the Interior Illusions Lounge,

1341
00:34:43,733 --> 00:34:44,600
the judges and I will

1342
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,267
deliberate.

1343
00:34:47,267 --> 00:34:48,833
All right, kids, just between

1344
00:34:48,833 --> 00:34:50,133
us "goils".

1345
00:34:50,133 --> 00:34:51,967
Let's start with Chad Michaels

1346
00:34:51,967 --> 00:34:53,900
and Lady Samantha.

1347
00:34:53,900 --> 00:34:55,633
>> I loved the striptease,

1348
00:34:55,633 --> 00:34:56,933
I loved the walk.

1349
00:34:56,933 --> 00:34:58,567
>> The runway presentation was

1350
00:34:58,567 --> 00:35:00,233
very basic, nothing sexy about

1351
00:35:00,233 --> 00:35:02,100
it at all.

1352
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,133
Because Chad doesn't take risks,

1353
00:35:04,133 --> 00:35:06,167
it brings Chad down.

1354
00:35:06,167 --> 00:35:07,133
>> Well, I was enamored

1355
00:35:07,133 --> 00:35:08,367
with him.

1356
00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:09,800
I thought she did a remarkable

1357
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,233
job with Lady Samantha.

1358
00:35:11,233 --> 00:35:12,600
>> RUPAUL: Sharon Needles

1359
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,267
with Robin Mansions.

1360
00:35:14,267 --> 00:35:16,067
>> I love Sharon Needles.

1361
00:35:16,067 --> 00:35:17,167
I love her energy, I love her

1362
00:35:17,167 --> 00:35:18,833
humor, I love her look.

1363
00:35:18,833 --> 00:35:20,367
However, I really thought

1364
00:35:20,367 --> 00:35:22,633
Robin Mansions was a dawg of

1365
00:35:22,633 --> 00:35:23,933
a lady onstage.

1366
00:35:23,933 --> 00:35:25,400
>> I just feel like she left

1367
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,100
her sister out to tank.

1368
00:35:27,100 --> 00:35:28,133
>> Phi Phi O'Hara

1369
00:35:28,133 --> 00:35:30,367
and her sister Gi Gi.

1370
00:35:30,367 --> 00:35:31,933
>> Phi Phi is absolutely

1371
00:35:31,933 --> 00:35:33,267
adorable.

1372
00:35:33,267 --> 00:35:35,200
>> I heart Phi Phi O'Hara.

1373
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,367
Loved the shoes, loved the bag,

1374
00:35:36,367 --> 00:35:37,800
love everything--love it.

1375
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,167
>> There was really an uncanny

1376
00:35:39,167 --> 00:35:40,133
resemblance.

1377
00:35:40,133 --> 00:35:41,367
>> Yeah.

1378
00:35:41,367 --> 00:35:42,267
>> RUPAUL: Latrice Royale

1379
00:35:42,267 --> 00:35:43,633
and Sharelle.

1380
00:35:43,633 --> 00:35:46,067
>> Oh, the Royale sisters.

1381
00:35:46,067 --> 00:35:47,067
We're sisters, but we look

1382
00:35:47,067 --> 00:35:48,333
nothing alike.

1383
00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:49,767
I just felt like they had

1384
00:35:49,767 --> 00:35:51,100
a different baby daddy.

1385
00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:52,467
>> I wasn't a huge fan of

1386
00:35:52,467 --> 00:35:53,767
the striptease.

1387
00:35:53,767 --> 00:35:56,067
For me, a little lackluster.

1388
00:35:56,067 --> 00:35:57,633
>> RUPAUL: Lil' Kenya Michaels

1389
00:35:57,633 --> 00:35:59,467
and Lil' Mama Michaels.

1390
00:35:59,467 --> 00:36:01,267
>> I thought little Eva Longoria

1391
00:36:01,267 --> 00:36:02,933
was just adorable.

1392
00:36:02,933 --> 00:36:04,233
So much charisma and I can

1393
00:36:04,233 --> 00:36:05,200
probably see why you'd want

1394
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,267
to bring her back.

1395
00:36:06,267 --> 00:36:07,467
>> Their pregnancy dresses,

1396
00:36:07,467 --> 00:36:09,133
the fur coming out at the top,

1397
00:36:09,133 --> 00:36:11,233
the sweater set and the marabou

1398
00:36:11,233 --> 00:36:12,700
trim, it was all a little bit

1399
00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:13,867
wrong.

1400
00:36:13,867 --> 00:36:14,867
>> Kenya Michaels is a fierce

1401
00:36:14,867 --> 00:36:15,900
queen.

1402
00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:17,067
It's unfortunate that she's just

1403
00:36:17,067 --> 00:36:18,067
off her game.

1404
00:36:18,067 --> 00:36:20,267
>> Silence!

1405
00:36:20,267 --> 00:36:24,467
Now, bring back my girls.

1406
00:36:24,467 --> 00:36:26,067
[laughing]

1407
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,067
Welcome back, ladies.

1408
00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:35,467
I've made some decisions.

1409
00:36:35,467 --> 00:36:37,500
>> Chad Michaels.

1410
00:36:41,267 --> 00:36:42,267
You're safe.

1411
00:36:42,267 --> 00:36:43,300
>> Thank you, Ru.

1412
00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:44,467
>> Awesome!

1413
00:36:47,067 --> 00:36:48,600
>> Phi Phi O'Hara.

1414
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,833
You babied your daddy mama

1415
00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:52,233
and carried this challenge

1416
00:36:52,233 --> 00:36:53,600
to full term.

1417
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,367
>> Bam three!

1418
00:36:56,967 --> 00:36:58,067
>> Condragulations.

1419
00:36:58,067 --> 00:36:59,100
You are the winner of this

1420
00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:01,867
challenge.

1421
00:37:01,867 --> 00:37:03,267
>> Woo!

1422
00:37:03,267 --> 00:37:07,133
Yeah, girls, oh, yeah!

1423
00:37:07,133 --> 00:37:08,833
>> You and your daddy mama

1424
00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:10,800
have each won a trip for two

1425
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,867
to Las Vegas courtesy of

1426
00:37:12,867 --> 00:37:15,167
ALandCHUCK.travel.

1427
00:37:15,167 --> 00:37:16,267
>> Ha, ha, ha, Vegas, Vegas,

1428
00:37:16,267 --> 00:37:17,967
Vegas, Vegas, Vegas, Vegas.

1429
00:37:17,967 --> 00:37:19,333
>> Thank you. Mwa!

1430
00:37:19,333 --> 00:37:21,133
>> And all of our daddy mamas

1431
00:37:21,133 --> 00:37:24,233
will receive a $1000 gift

1432
00:37:24,233 --> 00:37:25,733
certificate from Moods

1433
00:37:25,733 --> 00:37:28,067
of Norway.

1434
00:37:29,667 --> 00:37:31,833
Kenya Michaels.

1435
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:34,467
Your daddy mama presentation

1436
00:37:34,467 --> 00:37:36,233
gave us a case of the baby

1437
00:37:36,233 --> 00:37:39,733
blues.

1438
00:37:39,733 --> 00:37:41,067
I'm sorry, my dear, but you

1439
00:37:41,067 --> 00:37:43,833
are up for elimination.

1440
00:37:43,833 --> 00:37:45,767
>> Ooh.

1441
00:37:45,833 --> 00:37:47,800
>> Oh, no, not again.

1442
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,200
I don't wanna do Carmen.

1443
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,833
I don't wanna go home today.

1444
00:37:52,900 --> 00:37:55,433
>> Sharon Needles.

1445
00:37:55,433 --> 00:37:56,933
>> We got this.

1446
00:37:56,933 --> 00:37:58,400
>> You gave your daddy mama

1447
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:02,533
a face only a mother could love.

1448
00:38:02,533 --> 00:38:05,633
Latrice Royale, your daddy mama

1449
00:38:05,633 --> 00:38:07,433
looked like a sister from

1450
00:38:07,433 --> 00:38:11,867
another mister.

1451
00:38:11,867 --> 00:38:13,467
Sharon Needles.

1452
00:38:13,467 --> 00:38:16,900
>> [sighs]

1453
00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:18,200
>> You're safe.

1454
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,767
>> [sighs]

1455
00:38:20,767 --> 00:38:24,833
>> Yes! Yes! Yes!

1456
00:38:24,833 --> 00:38:26,500
>> Latrice Royale.

1457
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:27,867
I'm sorry, my dear, but you are

1458
00:38:27,867 --> 00:38:30,067
up for elimination.

1459
00:38:30,067 --> 00:38:31,833
>> Okay.

1460
00:38:31,833 --> 00:38:33,367
>> I'm sorry, mama.

1461
00:38:33,367 --> 00:38:34,633
>> I didn't expect to be in

1462
00:38:34,633 --> 00:38:35,733
the bottom two.

1463
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:36,867
But I'm gonna turn it out.

1464
00:38:36,867 --> 00:38:38,267
It's do or die.

1465
00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:40,067
>> Two queens stand before me.

1466
00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:42,900
Ladies, this is your last chance

1467
00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:46,933
to impress me and save yourself

1468
00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:49,833
from elimination.

1469
00:38:49,833 --> 00:38:53,833
The time has come to lip sync

1470
00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:57,167
for your life.

1471
00:38:57,167 --> 00:39:01,133
Good luck and don't fuck it up.

1472
00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:06,300
>> ARETHA FRANKLIN:

1473
00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:07,833
* Lookin' out

1474
00:39:07,833 --> 00:39:12,100
* On the morning rain

1475
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:13,867
* I used to feel

1476
00:39:13,867 --> 00:39:18,133
* So uninspired

1477
00:39:18,133 --> 00:39:21,133
* Before the day I met you

1478
00:39:21,133 --> 00:39:24,167
* Life was so unkind

1479
00:39:24,167 --> 00:39:25,467
* You're the key

1480
00:39:25,467 --> 00:39:28,600
* To my peace of mind

1481
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:32,067
* 'Cause you make me feel

1482
00:39:32,067 --> 00:39:34,967
* You make me feel

1483
00:39:34,967 --> 00:39:37,167
* You make me feel

1484
00:39:37,167 --> 00:39:41,467
* Like a natural woman

1485
00:39:41,467 --> 00:39:44,367
>> * Woman

1486
00:39:44,367 --> 00:39:46,300
>> * When my soul

1487
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:50,800
* Was in the lost and found

1488
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,767
* You came along

1489
00:39:52,767 --> 00:39:56,567
* To claim it

1490
00:39:56,567 --> 00:39:59,633
* Now I'm no longer doubtful

1491
00:39:59,633 --> 00:40:02,533
* Of what I'm living for

1492
00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:04,167
* And if I make you happy

1493
00:40:04,167 --> 00:40:07,200
* I don't need to do more

1494
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:10,267
* 'Cause you make me feel

1495
00:40:10,267 --> 00:40:13,433
* You make me feel

1496
00:40:13,433 --> 00:40:15,600
* You make me feel

1497
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:20,767
* Like a natural woman

1498
00:40:20,767 --> 00:40:23,400
* You make me feel

1499
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,633
* You make me feel

1500
00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:28,900
* You make me feel

1501
00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:33,667
* Like a natural woman

1502
00:40:33,667 --> 00:40:36,833
* You make me feel...

1503
00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:40,567
>> ALL: [hooting, applauding]

1504
00:40:41,967 --> 00:40:43,467
>> Ladies, I have made my

1505
00:40:43,467 --> 00:40:48,367
decision.

1506
00:40:48,367 --> 00:40:51,533
Latrice Royale.

1507
00:40:51,533 --> 00:40:53,933
Shantay, you stay.

1508
00:40:53,933 --> 00:40:56,133
>> Thank you.

1509
00:40:56,133 --> 00:40:57,800
>> Lil' Kenya Michaels.

1510
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,167
It's hard to say goodbye

1511
00:40:59,167 --> 00:41:00,733
to a queen like you.

1512
00:41:00,733 --> 00:41:02,067
'Til we meet again.

1513
00:41:02,067 --> 00:41:04,567
Now, sashay away.

1514
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,267
>> RUPAUL: [laughs]

1515
00:41:13,933 --> 00:41:16,100
>> I feel sad because all the

1516
00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:17,300
girls, uh, have the dream to win

1517
00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:18,500
this competition and maybe it's

1518
00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:20,533
not my time.

1519
00:41:20,533 --> 00:41:21,633
Don't stop dreaming.

1520
00:41:21,633 --> 00:41:24,133
All the dreams come true.

1521
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,100
>> RUPAUL: Wow,

1522
00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:28,533
the fantastic four.

1523
00:41:28,533 --> 00:41:30,300
The future of drag

1524
00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:32,867
rests in your hands.

1525
00:41:32,933 --> 00:41:35,333
Now, remember, if you can't love

1526
00:41:35,333 --> 00:41:36,667
yourself, how in the hell are

1527
00:41:36,667 --> 00:41:37,967
you gonna love somebody else?

1528
00:41:37,967 --> 00:41:39,100
Can I get an "Amen" up in here?

1529
00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:40,567
>> ALL: Amen.

1530
00:41:40,567 --> 00:41:41,533
>> All right, now let

1531
00:41:41,533 --> 00:41:43,233
the music play.

1532
00:41:43,233 --> 00:41:44,600
>> * This is the beginning

1533
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,800
* Of the rest of your life

1534
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:53,267
*

1535
00:41:53,267 --> 00:41:55,500
* This is the beginning

1536
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:56,833
* The beginning

1537
00:41:56,833 --> 00:41:58,600
* This is the beginning

1538
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,700
* Of the rest of your life

1539
00:42:03,967 --> 00:42:05,900
>> *