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>> PREVIOUSLY ON RUPAUL'S DRAG

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RACE...

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TO MAKE IT IN RUPAULYWOOD,

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YOU'VE GOTTA DIVE IN THE DEEP

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END.

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>> AGH!

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I CAN'T DO IT. I FAIL.

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>> WELCOME TO THE SLUMS OF

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BEVERLY HILLS.

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>> AAH! MOMMY!

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>> OW! THAT'S MY LEG.

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YOU KNOW, I HAVE A FEELING YOU

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JUST LIKE TO BE THE ONLY PRETTY

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ONE.

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>> YOU'RE JUST--IT'S, LIKE, SO

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IMMATURE.

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IT'S JUST REALLY AGGRAVATING.

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>> LITTLE BITTY SERENA, SHE'S

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FUCKING IRRITATING THE

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SHIT OUT OF ME.

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>> * SERENA CHACHA

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PENNY TRATION.

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ALASKA.

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ROXXXY ANDREWS.

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YOU MADE RUBBISH LOOK RAVISHING.

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CONDRAGULATIONS.

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>> OH!

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>> YOU'RE THE WINNER OF THIS

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CHALLENGE.

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SERENA CHACHA,

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SHANTE. YOU STAY.

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PENNY TRATION, SASHAY AWAY.

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>> OH, MY GOD.

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>> OH, LOOK WHAT PENNY WROTE.

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>> AWW.

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>> WE LOVE YOU, PENNY TRATION.

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WE'RE BACK IN THE WORKROOM AFTER

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PENNY WAS JUST ELIMINATED, AND

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IT'S REALLY HARD 'CAUSE I'M

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REALLY GONNA MISS HER.

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>> ALL RIGHT, PENNY, HERE WE GO.

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BYE-BYE.

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>> all: BYE, PENNY.

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>> I HAPPEN TO HAVE STUMBLED.

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AND THAT'S OKAY.

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I KNOW THAT DESTINY WANTED THE

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QUEENS TO SEE HOW GOOD OF A

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PERFORMER I AM.

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MAYBE THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED FOR

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THE QUEENS TO REALLY RESPECT ME.

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>> WELL, I ALREADY THOUGHT I WAS

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GONNA BE ON THE BOTTOM.

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IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME,

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AND I REALIZED LOOKING AT YOU

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GUYS COMPETING, I WAS LIKE,

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"YOU KNOW WHAT?

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THAT COULD'VE BEEN ME."

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I JUST FEEL LIKE I'M DIFFERENT

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FROM THE REST OF THESE GIRLS,

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YOU KNOW.

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MY HEAD, MENTALLY, IT'S, LIKE,

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SOMEWHERE ELSE.

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>> THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT

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MONICA AT PENNY'S ELIMINATION.

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SHE JUST WASN'T HAPPY THAT WE

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WERE SAFE.

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>> I THOUGHT PENNY WAS REVVING

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UP FOR IT AT THE BEGINNING.

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I WAS LIKE, "WATCH OUT, GIRL."

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>> AW, DOES THAT MEAN YOU GUYS

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WERE ROOTING FOR ME?

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WERE ANY OF YOU GUYS WISHING I

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WENT HOME?

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>> I LOVE PENNY.

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AND PENNY AND I HAVE GOTTEN C--

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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

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AND I'M NOT TRYING TO BE A BITCH

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OR ANYTHING, BUT YOU'VE KIND OF

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GOTTEN ON MY NERVES A LITTLE

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BIT SO FAR.

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I'M UPSET BECAUSE I REALLY

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WOULD RATHER SEE SERENA GO HOME.

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>> SERENA HAS ANNOYED ME TO THE

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POINT WHERE I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING

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NICE ABOUT HER.

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I'M JUST GONNA TRY MY BEST TO

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AVOID SERENA, AND IF SHE'S GONNA

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GET IN MY WAY, I'M JUST GONNA

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SMACK HER LIKE A FLY OVER A

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COW PATTY.

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JUST GO HOME, BITCH.

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[dramatic music]

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*

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>> * RUPAUL DRAG

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>> * RUPAUL DRAG RACE

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>> THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S DRAG

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RACE RECEIVES A SICKENING

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SUPPLY OF COLOREVOLUTION

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COSMETICS, A LUXURY TRIP

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COURTESY OF ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL,

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HEADLINE LOGO'S DRAG RACE TOUR

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FEATURING ABSOLUT VODKA--

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COCKTAILS PERFECTED--

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AND A CASH PRIZE OF $100,000.

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AND TONIGHT, EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST

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JUDGES KRISTEN JOHNSTON AND

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JULIETTE LEWIS.

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>> * RUPAUL DRAG RACE

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>> * MAY THE BEST WOMAN

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* BEST WOMAN WIN

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[tires squeal]

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>> ROLASKATOX...

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>> IS IN THE ROOM!

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>> IN THE HOUSE.

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>> OOH.

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>> ROLASKATOX IS ROXXXY,

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ALASKA, AND DETOX.

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ROLASKATOX.

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IT'S THE NEW PRESCRIPTION DRUG

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FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE GAGGING.

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SORRY ABOUT IT.

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>> IT SOUNDS LIKE A VENEREAL

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DISEASE.

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[shouts and laughter]

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[siren wails]

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>> OOH, GIRL!

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YOU GOT SHE-MAIL.

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MY QUEENS, FOR THE FIRST TIME

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IN DRAG RACE HISTORY, I AM NOT

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GOING TO SAY, "FOR THE FIRST

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TIME IN DRAG RACE HISTORY."

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[laughter]

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NOW, THE QUEEN THAT DOESN'T KNOW

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HER HERSTORY IS DESTINED TO

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REPEAT IT.

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[contestants ohh]

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HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

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[cheers and applause]

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>> HI!

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>> CONDRAGULATIONS, SERENA

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CHACHA.

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YOU SURVIVED THE FIRST LIP-SYNCH

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FOR YOUR LIFE.

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>> YES!

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>> LET THAT BE A LESSON TO ALL

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OF YOU.

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TO WIN $100,000, YOU'RE GOING TO

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NEED TO PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE

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YOUR MOUTH IS.

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OH, PIT CREW!

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[big band music]

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>> OOH!

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[laughter]

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>> WHAT?

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>> NOW, FOR TODAY'S

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MINI-CHALLENGE, YOU NEED TO

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PUCKER UP AND IMPRESS ME

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WITH THE POWER OF YOUR PIE HOLE.

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>> WHOA.

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>> USING JUST YOUR MOUTHS,

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I WANT TO SEE WINNING LIP-SYNCH

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PERFORMANCES OF MY SONGS

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TRANNY CHASER, LADYBOY,

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AND PEANUT BUTTER, ALL AVAILABLE

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ON ITUNES.

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[laughter]

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YOU'LL BE COMPETING IN THREE

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GROUPS, AND THE BEST LIP-SYNCH

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FROM EACH ROUND WILL WIN.

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SO PUT ON SOME LIPSTICK,

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AND THEN GO FOR THE GLORY.

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[energetic techno music]

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*

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>> THERE ARE SOME CRAZY LIPS IN

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THIS ROOM.

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DETOX LOOKS LIKE THE JOKER.

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LINEYSHA LOOKS LIKE A PAINTED

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PEACOCK FANTASY.

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AND COCO'S LOOKING LIKE SHE JUST

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FELL INTO A VAT OF GLITTER.

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>> LADIES, ASSUME THE POSITION.

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[dramatic drum roll]

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YOU DO THAT ALL SO WELL.

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[RuPaul's Tranny Chasers]

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* IS SOME TRANNY CHASERS

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* UP IN HERE?

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* WELCOME TO MY STRATOSPHERE

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* FIERCE, FIERCE

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* MAKE A MOVE

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* WHAT YOU WANNA DO?

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* I AIN'T GOT NO TIME *

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* FOR NO LOOKY-LOO, BOO

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* IS SOME TRANNY CHASERS

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* UP IN HERE?

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* LET ME MAKE ONE THING CLEAR

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* FIERCE, FIERCE

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* MAKE A MOVE

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* WHAT YOU WANNA DO?

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* I AIN'T GOT NO TIME *

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* FOR NO LOOKY-LOO, BOO

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[laughter and applause]

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THAT WAS AWESOME.

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BUT ONE OF YOU...

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REALLY, REALLY...

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POPPED.

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[laughter and applause]

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SERENA CHACHA.

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>> I WON A MINI-CHALLENGE.

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BOOM.

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TAKE THAT, BITCHES.

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[gong crashes]

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[RuPaul's LadyBoy]

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>> * THIS GROOVE

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* IS FOR MY GIRLS

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* LITTLE LADY BOYS AND GIRLS

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* YOU GOT ME OH, OH, OH OH OH

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* YOU GOT ME GOING

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* OH, OH OH OH

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* OH OH

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* THIS GROOVE IS FOR MY GIRLS

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* LITTLE LADY BOYS AND GIRLS

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[laughter]

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>> WOW.

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>> WHOO!

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>> THE WINNER IS THIS KISSER

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RIGHT...

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HERE.

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[cheers and applause]

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DETOX.

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>> MY JAW HURTS A LITTLE BIT.

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>> YEAH, I BET.

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[RuPaul's Peanut Butter]

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>> * PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT

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* PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT

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* P-P-P-P PEANUT BUTTER

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* PEANUT BUTTER, PEANUT BUTTER

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* GONNA WALK

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* RIGHT THROUGH THAT DOOR

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* LIKE BEFORE

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* HIGH, HIGH HEELS

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* ON A HARDWOOD FLOOR

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* THEY ALL COMING BACK

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* FOR MORE

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* BACK, BACK FOR MORE

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* GET IT UP AND DO IT RIGHT

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* THIS TIME

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* ACT SO FINE

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* SPREAD THAT JELLY

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* SPREAD IT GOOD

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* PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT

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* PEANUT PEANUT P-P-P-P

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* PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT

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* PEANUT PEANUT PEANUT BUTTER

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* WORK

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* PEANUT BUTTER, PEANUT BUTTER

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* PEANUT BUTTER, PEANUT BUTTER

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* LET ME GET ANOTHER

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[laughter and applause]

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HUNGRY, HUNGRY HOLES.

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OOH.

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IVY WINTERS.

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[cheers and applause]

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NICE LIP JOBS, LADIES.

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BUT CONSIDER THAT JUST A

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WARM-UP.

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FOR THIS WEEK'S MAIN CHALLENGE,

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IT'S GONNA BE A LIP-SYNCH

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EXTRAVAGANZA.

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[queens cheer]

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YOU'LL BE TAKING CLASSIC MOMENTS

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FROM THE HERSTORY OF DRAG RACE

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AND RECREATING THEM IN YOUR OWN

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SCENE-STEALING VIRAL VIDEOS.

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YOU'LL BE LIP-SYNCHING TO THE

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SPOKEN WORD, DARLING.

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I'M LAURA LINNEY, AND THIS IS

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MASTERPIECE THEATRE.

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[laughter]

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SERENA CHACHA, DETOX, AND

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IVY WINTERS, YOU'RE TEAM

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CAPTAINS.

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SERENA, YOU CHOOSE FIRST.

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>> MS. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

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>> I WANT MY LASKY.

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>> [laughs]

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>> TOXY!

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>> LASKY!

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>> MS. LINEYSHA.

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[laughter]

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>> MS. ALYSSA, COME HERE, BABY.

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>> GIVE ME MONICA.

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>> MS. VIVIENNE.

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>> MS. JINKX, COME HERE, BABY.

299
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>> COCO MONTRESE, GET YOUR ASS

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OVER HERE, BITCH.

301
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>> IVY WINTERS, TAKE YOUR PICK.

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I'M SORRY, JADE, BUT I'M GONNA

303
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HAVE TO GO WITH HONEY.

304
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>> THAT'S OKAY, GIRL.

305
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>> AND THAT MEANS JADE JOLIE

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GOES WITH SERENA CHACHA.

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>> I'M NOT EXACTLY, LIKE, THE

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PERSON THAT WOULD NORMALLY BE

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PICKED LAST.

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THAT KIND OF PISSED ME OFF.

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>> YAY! WELCOME TO OUR...

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TEAM...

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>> LADIES, I NEED YOUR

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LIP-SYNCHS TO BE AS TIGHT AND

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UNFORGETTABLE AS YOUR CHARISMA,

316
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UNIQUENESS, NERVE, AND TALENT.

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GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.

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AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

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>> OUR TEAM GETS AN ENVELOPE,

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AND WE ARE GONNA BE LIP-SYNCHING

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TO A VIDEO OF PAST SEASONS

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OF UNTUCKED.

323
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AND WE ARE DOING SEASON THREE'S

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RAJA AND DELTA AND THEN THE

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SCENE WITH SHANGELA, MIMI,

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AND MARIAH.

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SHANGELA.

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>> SHANGELA.

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>> MARIAH.

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SOMEBODY HAS TO BE MIMI.

331
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>> I THINK YOU SHOULD BE MIMI.

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>> I THINK I SHOULD BE RAJA.

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>> I THINK YOU'RE RAJA, HANDS

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DOWN.

335
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>> YEAH, I'LL DO MIMI.

336
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>> OKAY, GUYS, SO LET'S JUST

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FINALIZE THIS.

338
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WE HAVE RAJA, WE HAVE DELTA,

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WE HAVE SHANGELA--

340
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>> I'M DELTA?

341
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I WAS PRETTY MUCH IGNORED.

342
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I KIND OF GOT DEALT WITH WHAT

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WAS LEFT.

344
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IF OUR TEAM IS IN THE BOTTOM,

345
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I AM GONNA THROW SERENA RIGHT

346
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INTO THE FREAKING PIT.

347
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>> COMING UP...

348
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JADE, DID YOU CHOOSE TO BE

349
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DELTA?

350
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>> DO IT AGAIN.

351
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>> CAN I HAVE A SECOND?

352
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>> OH, BUT YOU WANT TO REALLY

353
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FIGHT.

354
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>> [screams]

355
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>> [laughs]

356
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>> [laughs]

357
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>> SO RU TELLS US THAT WE WILL

358
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BE REENACTING SCENES FROM

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UNTUCKED FROM SEASONS TWO,

360
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THREE, AND FOUR.

361
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>> AAH!

362
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>> SEASON FOUR.

363
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>> SEASON FOUR.

364
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>> SO WE HAVE MS. LASHAUWN

365
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BEYOND, JIGGLY CALIENTE,

366
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PHI PHI O'HARA, AND MY

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BOYFRIEND, SHARON NEEDLES.

368
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>> WE'RE SHARON AND PHI PHI!

369
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I CALL PHI PHI.

370
00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:03,470
>> NO!

371
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>> I CALL PHI PHI.

372
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>> OKAY, I'LL BE SHARON.

373
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>> I'LL BE THE--JIGGLY.

374
00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:07,374
>> YOU WANNA DO JIGGLY?

375
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:08,041
AND YOU'LL BE LASHAUWN?

376
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>> HERE WE GO.

377
00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,543
>> PHI PHI, I WAS NOT TRYING TO

378
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THROW YOU UNDER THE BUS.

379
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,180
>> GIRL, WHAT YOU DO BEST IS YOU

380
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ACT.

381
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:14,982
>> CAN YOU PLEASE PUT A WONKY

382
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EYELASH ON?

383
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THAT'S ALL I ASK.

384
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>> YES.

385
00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:19,853
>> THIS IS GONNA BE SICK, GIRL.

386
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ANYBODY HAVE ANY ORANGE PAINT?

387
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,824
I KNOW PHI PHI PERSONALLY, AND

388
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I THINK SHE'S A LOVELY PERSON,

389
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BUT I'M TAKING THIS EXAGGERATION

390
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TO THE NTH DEGREE.

391
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>> [laughing] WHOO!

392
00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,900
>> MY FOUNDATION IS SICKENINGLY

393
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DARK, AND ONE OF MY LASHES IS

394
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GLUING ONE OF MY EYES SHUT.

395
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THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE TOO DARK.

396
00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:41,875
>> UM, LINEYSHA, WHY DON'T YOU

397
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PLAY TYRA?

398
00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,978
>> TYRA SANCHEZ.

399
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I AM DOING SEASON TWO.

400
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WE'VE GOT MORGAN MCMICHAELS,

401
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:51,952
MYSTIQUE, TYRA, AND TATIANNA.

402
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:52,853
>> THERE ISN'T ANYTHING ELSE TO

403
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:53,520
SAY.

404
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,487
>> BUT WHY ARE YOU TALKING?

405
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,989
>> WHY ARE YOU TALKING?

406
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,224
>> BECAUSE IF I HAVE A PROBLEM

407
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WITH SOMEONE OR I HAVE SOMETHING

408
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TO SAY TO SOMEONE, I SAY IT

409
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TO THEM.

410
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,028
IF I DON'T LIKE YOU, I DON'T

411
00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,595
LIKE YOU.

412
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,364
>> QUITE HONESTLY, I THINK

413
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,399
LINEYSHA IS GOING TO STRUGGLE

414
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:07,935
THE MOST BECAUSE OF THE LANGUAGE

415
00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:10,670
BARRIER.

416
00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,139
>> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

417
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:13,006
>> HELLO, RU.

418
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:13,941
>> HI.

419
00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:15,375
>> TEAM SERENA CHACHA.

420
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,810
>> HOLA, HOLA, HOLA.

421
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,045
>> SERENA, YOU'RE PLAYING...

422
00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,146
>> RAJA.

423
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:19,880
>> RAJA.

424
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:20,613
>> YES.

425
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:21,548
>> DID YOU ASSIGN THE ROLES

426
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:22,282
FOR EACH PERSON?

427
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,551
>> WE DID IT EVENLY.

428
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:25,385
>> JADE, WHO ARE YOU PLAYING?

429
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,487
>> I'M DELTA.

430
00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,422
>> DID YOU CHOOSE TO BE DELTA?

431
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,191
>> NO, I WAS KIND OF, UM,

432
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,326
A TEAM PLAYER AND JUST GONNA

433
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,362
WORK IT OUT.

434
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:38,065
>> OKAY.

435
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,599
SO JINKX IS MIMI IMFURST.

436
00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:40,267
WHAT ABOUT YOU, ROXXXY?

437
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:40,934
WHO ARE YOU PLAYING?

438
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,102
>> I'M DOING MARIAH.

439
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,403
>> MARIAH, OF COURSE.

440
00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:44,571
>> MM-HMM.

441
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:45,572
>> AND YOU'RE PLAYING?

442
00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:47,040
>> SHANGELA HALLELOO.

443
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,408
I PUT HER IN DRAG FOR HER VERY

444
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,109
FIRST TIME.

445
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:49,843
>> YOU DID?

446
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:50,610
>> YES.

447
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:51,711
>> A FAMILY THAT DRAGS

448
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,913
TOGETHER...

449
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,147
>> all: STAYS TOGETHER.

450
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,916
>> AS YOU WELL KNOW, ONE OF THE

451
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,785
BEST QUEENS WHO'S EVER USED

452
00:11:57,785 --> 00:12:00,120
SPOKEN WORD IN LIP-SYNCH IS

453
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:00,854
LYPSINKA.

454
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:01,454
>> YEP.

455
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,990
>> SHE IS FAMOUS FOR USING

456
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,858
DIALOGUE FROM JOAN CRAWFORD

457
00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:05,926
AND BETTE DAVIS FILMS.

458
00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:07,294
ABSOLUTELY THE BEST.

459
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:09,129
SO NOW, ARE YOU KIDS GONNA GIVE

460
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,664
ME JUST A TASTE?

461
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,033
>> ARE YOU, LIKE, CURIOUS AT

462
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,034
ALL AS TO WHY STACY DIDN'T,

463
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,836
LIKE, IMMEDIATELY PICK YOU?

464
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,304
>> I SMELL FEAR IN HER, AND I

465
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:18,738
TEND TO KIND OF--NOT PICK ON

466
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,107
HER, BUT I'M JUST VERY, LIKE,

467
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,141
HARD ON HER.

468
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:21,975
>> SO YOU'RE READING OFF THE

469
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:22,675
THING.

470
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,211
YOU HAVEN'T MEMORIZED IT YET.

471
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,312
AND YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANY

472
00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:27,247
CHARACTERIZATION YET OF RAJA.

473
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,549
[dramatic music]

474
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,251
>> UM, WELL, SHE DOESN'T REALLY

475
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,152
MOVE VERY MUCH.

476
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,153
>> SHE WOULD STILL HAVE

477
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,354
CHARACTER.

478
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,022
BRING IT UP.

479
00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:35,789
>> BRING IT UP. I CAN DO IT.

480
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:36,589
I CAN DO IT. I CAN DO IT.

481
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,158
>> Y'ALL MAKE IT WORK, OKAY?

482
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:38,992
SEE YOU LATER. ALL RIGHT.

483
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,060
>> THANK YOU.

484
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:40,994
>> JUST MAKE UP A CHARACTER,

485
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:41,694
HONEY.

486
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,596
MAKE UP A SOMETHING.

487
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,932
>> TEAM DETOX.

488
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:45,632
>> HI, RU.

489
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:46,633
>> NOW, I KNOW YOU'RE DOING

490
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,101
SEASON FOUR.

491
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,536
WHO'S PLAYING SHARON?

492
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:50,737
WHO'S PLAYING PHI PHI?

493
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:51,338
>> PHI PHI.

494
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,006
>> DUH.

495
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,041
>> YOU'RE PHI PHI? [laughs]

496
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:54,774
AND YOU'RE SHARON?

497
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,608
>> YEAH.

498
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,944
>> IT'S INTERESTING.

499
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:57,945
YOU LIVE WITH SHARON.

500
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,312
WHY DIDN'T YOU PLAY SHARON?

501
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,480
>> I DO SHARON ALL THE TIME.

502
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,148
>> YEAH.

503
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:02,715
>> [laughs]

504
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:03,750
NOW, WHO ARE YOU TWO?

505
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:04,751
>> MS. JIGGLY CALIENTE.

506
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,519
>> JIGGLY CALIENTE.

507
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:07,587
>> I'M LASHAUWN BEYOND.

508
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:08,521
>> LASHAUWN BEYOND.

509
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:09,489
>> YES.

510
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:10,490
>> WHAT IS THE KEY TO DOING

511
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,158
THIS?

512
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,659
HAVE YOU EVER DONE SPOKEN WORD?

513
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,694
>> NOT THAT MUCH.

514
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:15,695
>> WHAT'S THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE

515
00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:16,563
WITH THIS SCENE?

516
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:17,564
>> HONEST, JUST LISTENING TO

517
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:18,331
PHI PHI'S VOICE OVER AND OVER.

518
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:18,999
>> YEAH.

519
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,167
>> YEAH.

520
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:20,968
>> WELL, I'M GONNA LET YOU KIDS

521
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:21,634
GET BACK TO IT.

522
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,302
>> ALL RIGHT, RU.

523
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,170
>> AND MAKE IT SPECIAL.

524
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:23,871
>> OKAY.

525
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:24,972
>> THANK YOU, RU.

526
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,773
>> IVY WINTERS.

527
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:27,674
>> HI, RU.

528
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:28,808
>> SO YOU'RE DOING SEASON TWO.

529
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:29,910
>> YES.

530
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:30,610
>> AND WHO ARE YOU PLAYING?

531
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,345
>> I'M PLAYING MORGAN.

532
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,646
>> AND WHO ARE YOU PLAYING?

533
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,681
>> TATIANNA.

534
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,049
>> TATIANNA, OF COURSE.

535
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:36,749
>> YES.

536
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:37,918
>> AND YOU ARE?

537
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,887
>> MYSTIQUE SUMMERS.

538
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,922
>> MYSTIQUE SUMMERS MADISON.

539
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:42,923
I WANTED TO CALL HER MYSTIQUE

540
00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,724
SUMMERS EVE.

541
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,094
BUT SHE WASN'T HAVING IT.

542
00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:48,862
OKAY, WHO ARE YOU?

543
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,464
>> TYRA SANCHEZ.

544
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,033
>> YOU'RE THE OTHER, OTHER TYRA.

545
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,534
CAN WE HEAR A LITTLE BIT OF TYRA

546
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:55,268
AND TATIANNA?

547
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,503
>> SURE.

548
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,470
>> TAPPED ME ON THE SHOULDER.

549
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,039
>> I TAPPED YOU ON THE ELBOW

550
00:13:59,039 --> 00:13:59,839
FIRST.

551
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,574
>> IF IT BOTHERED ANYONE, IF

552
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:02,709
THEY WOULD HAVE JUST SAID,

553
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,177
"COULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN?

554
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,178
IT'S BOTHERING ME,"

555
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,213
THAT HAD WOULD'VE BEEN FINE.

556
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:06,980
>> AND I DID THAT.

557
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,448
>> IF SOMEONE COMES TO YOU...

558
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,182
>> [laughs]

559
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,584
>> AND SAYING YOU'RE OBNOXIOUS--

560
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:12,619
>> I'M WATCHING YOU LIP-SYNCH.

561
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:13,286
>> AH, OKAY.

562
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,087
>> THAT'S NOT HOW I STARTED IT,

563
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:14,787
THOUGH.

564
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:15,722
I TAPPED YOU ON THE SHOULDER.

565
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:16,723
FIRST I-I SAID YOUR NAME ACROSS

566
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:19,526
THE ROOM.

567
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:20,593
>> OKAY, WELL, YOU GOT A LOT OF

568
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:21,694
WORK TO DO.

569
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,495
GET AT IT.

570
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:23,163
>> THANK YOU, RU.

571
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,097
>> ALL RIGHT, SEE YA.

572
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,132
>> MWAH.

573
00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:26,733
>> ALL RIGHT, DOLLS.

574
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:27,867
NOW, I WARNED YOU THIS IS GONNA

575
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:31,438
BE A LIP-SYNCH EXTRAVAGANZA.

576
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,606
READ MY LIPS.

577
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,342
[silent]

578
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,710
[laughter and applause]

579
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:38,611
>> queens: BYE.

580
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,747
>> BYE, RU.

581
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:41,814
[hip-hop music]

582
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,551
*

583
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,252
>> OH.

584
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,653
MY TRAIN, GIRL, MY TRAIN.

585
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,821
OUR CHALLENGE THIS WEEK IS TO

586
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,858
LIP-SYNCH TO A PAST SCENE FROM

587
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:52,825
UNTUCKED.

588
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:53,927
WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO BE?

589
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:54,861
>> MIMI OVER HERE, THEN.

590
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:55,862
>> MY TEAM HAD TO DO SCENES FROM

591
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,097
SEASON THREE.

592
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,132
IT'S SHANGELA, MIMI IMFURST,

593
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,168
AND MARIAH.

594
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,402
>> BOO, JUST 'CAUSE YOU GOT A

595
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,136
SUGAR DADDY WHO PAYS FOR

596
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,204
EVERYTHING FOR YOU--

597
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:04,837
>> BITCH!

598
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:05,505
>> OH!

599
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:06,206
>> HEY, HEY.

600
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,407
>> NO, NO, NO, NO.

601
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:08,741
>> OKAY, READY?

602
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:09,409
[beep]

603
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,310
>> BOO, JUST 'CAUSE YOU GOT A

604
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,044
SUGAR DADDY WHO PAYS FOR

605
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:11,911
EVERYTHING FOR YOU--

606
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:12,579
>> BITCH!

607
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,313
>> OH!

608
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,014
>> HEY, HEY!

609
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,983
>> NO, NO, NO, NO. NO.

610
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:16,783
>> OH, MY GOSH. WATCH OUT.

611
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:17,784
WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT,

612
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:18,785
WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT.

613
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,253
ANYBODY GET HURT?

614
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,088
>> GRACEFUL.

615
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:21,989
DO IT AGAIN. COME ON.

616
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:22,789
PUSH PLAY.

617
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:23,456
>> BITCH!

618
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:24,157
>> OH!

619
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:24,824
>> HEY, HEY!

620
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:25,892
>> NO, NO, NO, NO.

621
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:26,994
NO, NO.

622
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:28,295
>> [laughing]

623
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,096
>> DO IT AGAIN.

624
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,297
DO IT AGAIN.

625
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:31,999
>> CAN I HAVE JUST ONE SECOND TO

626
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:32,765
GET THIS BACK ON?

627
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:33,433
>> HERE.

628
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,002
>> JUST GET IT FOR HER FAST.

629
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,569
READY? FIVE, FOUR--

630
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,405
>> OH, SHIT!

631
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,706
>> DO IT AGAIN. JUST ROLL IT UP.

632
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,342
>> I WILL NEVER LOOK LIKE THAT.

633
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:43,010
>> TRUE.

634
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:45,512
[dramatic music]

635
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,480
>> DO IT AGAIN.

636
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,481
>> IT IS EASIER FOR YOU TO SAY,

637
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:49,382
"DO IT AGAIN," OKAY?

638
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,383
>> HOLD ON.

639
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,719
>> CAN I HAVE A SECOND?

640
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:53,420
>> OH, BUT YOU WANT TO REALLY

641
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,355
FIGHT.

642
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,723
>> IT GOT TO THE POINT WHERE I

643
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:59,292
HAD TO YELL AND SCREAM AND

644
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,461
SNAP AT PEOPLE JUST TO BE HEARD

645
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,795
IN THAT GROUP.

646
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,031
[choked up] AND THIS IS TOO

647
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,865
IMPORTANT TO ME TO LET THEM

648
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:09,936
GET TO ME LIKE THIS.

649
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:10,970
>> COMING UP...

650
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:11,971
>> SWEETIE, IF I HIT YOU...

651
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:12,639
>> YOU ALREADY LOST.

652
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,640
>> THAT WOULD TAKE THE LOSE

653
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,307
AWAY.

654
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,242
>> HONEY, YOU ARE ALREADY OUT.

655
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:17,244
>> I'M REALLY STARTING TO GET

656
00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:19,212
ANNOYED.

657
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,547
>> [laughs]

658
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:25,285
>> [laughs]

659
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:26,519
>> OUR CHALLENGE TODAY IS WE

660
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,321
HAVE TO LIP-SYNCH FROM A PAST

661
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,089
SEASON.

662
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,690
THE SECOND SCENE IS WITH MYSELF

663
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:31,524
AND SERENA.

664
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,893
WE'RE PLAYING DELTA AND RAJA.

665
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:34,694
>> LIKE, IT'S LIKE A SOCCER

666
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:37,097
PLAYER FROM, LIKE, PARAGUAY

667
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,098
OR SOMETHING, MIXED WITH, LIKE,

668
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,733
AFGHANISTAN AND CHARRO.

669
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:41,734
>> I WONDER IF PEOPLE TALK ABOUT

670
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,170
US THIS WAY.

671
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,272
>> AT THE END, WHEN YOU HEAR,

672
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:46,073
"I WONDER IF THEY TALK ABOUT

673
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,241
US THIS WAY," YOU TURN TO US

674
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,242
LIKE YOU JUST HEARD THE ENTIRE

675
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:49,942
CONVERSATION OR WHATEVER.

676
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:50,943
>> OKAY.

677
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,745
>> THEN I'LL JUST PASS OUT.

678
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,681
I COME FROM AN ARTS SCHOOL

679
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,183
ENVIRONMENT, AND I BELIEVE THAT

680
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,484
DRAG IS PERFORMING GENDER

681
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,186
THROUGH VARIOUS SKILLS, LIKE

682
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,621
MAKEUP AS A FORM OF PAINTING,

683
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:02,622
FASHION AS A FORM OF

684
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,157
SELF-SCULPTURE, AND SHOWMANSHIP

685
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,293
THROUGH PERFORMANCE.

686
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:07,294
>> I WONDER IF PEOPLE TALK ABOUT

687
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:08,828
US THIS WAY.

688
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,830
[coughs]

689
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:18,305
>> SERENA PLAYING RAJA...

690
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,873
THAT WAS REALLY BIZARRE.

691
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,142
>> ALL RIGHT.

692
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:25,245
HOW'D YOU GUYS FEEL ABOUT THAT?

693
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:26,045
I FEEL GOOD.

694
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,147
[clapping]

695
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,215
HOW DID YOU GUYS FEEL?

696
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,716
>> OH, MY GOD.

697
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:30,783
WE'RE SO GONNA BE ON THE BOTTOM

698
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,520
BECAUSE OF YOU.

699
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,854
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

700
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,289
>> ALL RIGHT.

701
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,257
THE FIRST SCENE THAT MY TEAM IS

702
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,159
PERFORMING IS A CATFIGHT

703
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,361
BETWEEN MORGAN MCMICHAELS

704
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:42,895
AND MYSTIQUE SUMMERS FROM

705
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,097
SEASON TWO.

706
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:44,797
>> GO FIX YOUR HAIR.

707
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:45,532
>> I DON'T NEED SOME--

708
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:46,566
>> FIX YOUR MUG.

709
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,367
>> I DON'T NEED TO FIX MY MUG,

710
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:47,967
BITCH.

711
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:48,735
>> HONEY, YOU DO NEED TO FIX

712
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:49,402
YOUR MUG.

713
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,137
>> SWEETIE. SWEETIE.

714
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:50,803
>> YOU DO NEED TO--

715
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:51,804
>> I DON'T GOTTA HIT YOUR ASS

716
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:52,805
TO PROBABLY GET VOTED OFF,

717
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:53,540
BITCH.

718
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,207
>> HIT ME. DO IT.

719
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:54,974
>> WALK OFF. STEP OFF, BITCH.

720
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:55,942
>> DO IT.

721
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,744
>> LINEYSHA'S ACTING CRAZY.

722
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,212
>> OKAY, LET'S DO IT AGAIN.

723
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,280
>> WE SHOULD BE WORKING AS A

724
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,315
TEAM, AND SHE'S GOOFING OFF AND

725
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:03,616
PLAYING AROUND.

726
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,651
>> DON'T BE, LIKE, BANGING

727
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,286
'CAUSE THE ARGUMENT'S MAINLY

728
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,255
ABOUT WHAT MORGAN AND MYSTIQUE

729
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,022
ARE SAYING.

730
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:10,990
>> [bleep] HIT ME.

731
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:11,658
>> SWEETIE, IF I HIT YOU...

732
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:12,692
>> YOU ALREADY LOST.

733
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:13,960
>> THAT WILL TAKE THE LOSE AWAY.

734
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:14,994
>> HONEY, YOU ARE OUT. LOST.

735
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,062
>> THAT WILL TAKE THE LOSE AWAY.

736
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:16,829
>> YOU ALREADY LOST.

737
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:19,098
>> I THINK LINEYSHA WANTS ALL

738
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,100
THE EYES ON HER, AND I'M REALLY

739
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,103
STARTING TO GET ANNOYED.

740
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:27,874
>> OOH.

741
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,177
>> I'M PLAYING TATIANNA IN A

742
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,445
SCENE WHERE TATIANNA AND TYRA

743
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,080
ARE BICKERING BACK AND FORTH.

744
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,982
>> IF I DON'T LIKE YOU, I DON'T

745
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,150
LIKE YOU.

746
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,451
>> AND I DON'T LIKE YOU.

747
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,186
ARE YOU HAPPY?

748
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:39,919
I DON'T LIKE YOU.

749
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:40,753
>> I WAS NOT TALKING TO YOU.

750
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:41,988
>> I'M SAYING IT TO YOUR FACE.

751
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:42,989
THEN WHY ARE YOU LOOKING IN MY

752
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,357
DIRECTION?

753
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:45,225
>> UGH.

754
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,125
>> [bleep], I DON'T LIKE YOU.

755
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:46,993
>> I WAS NOT TALKING TO YOU.

756
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:48,027
>> I'M SAYING IT TO YOUR FACE.

757
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:48,995
THEN WHY ARE YOU LOOKING IN

758
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:52,165
MY DIRECTION?

759
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,800
>> [laughs]

760
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:54,867
LINEYSHA WAS THE WORST PERSON

761
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,236
TO WORK WITH, BUT HER

762
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,305
PERFORMANCE AS TYRA WAS AWESOME.

763
00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,406
SHE WAS SO ON POINT.

764
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:00,473
UM, SHE'S ONE TO BE RECKONED

765
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:04,477
WITH.

766
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,245
>> OKAY.

767
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,979
MY TEAM HAS TWO SCENES TO

768
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,548
REENACT FROM SEASON FOUR,

769
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,417
ONE OF WHICH IS BETWEEN

770
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,818
PHI PHI O'HARA AND SHARON

771
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:12,952
NEEDLES.

772
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:13,886
>> DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M UPSET

773
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,488
THAT I DIDN'T GET A CRUISE?

774
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,489
>> THE ONLY THING YOU KEEP

775
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,790
SAYING IS, "I PROMISED ALASKA

776
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:18,525
ONE THING, AND THAT WAS TO BRING

777
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:19,359
HER BACK A TRIP.

778
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,360
[whiny voice] WHY DIDN'T I GET A

779
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,661
CRUISE?"

780
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,829
>> I WILL SAY THAT I REALLY

781
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,096
WANTED A CRUISE, BUT I WANTED

782
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,698
THE $100,000 MORE.

783
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,099
AND LOOK. GUESS WHAT.

784
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,100
WE GOT BOTH.

785
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,769
[laughs]

786
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:30,770
>> DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M UPSET

787
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,305
THAT I DIDN'T GET A CRUISE?

788
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,306
>> THE ONLY THING YOU KEEP

789
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,874
SAYING IS, "I PROMISED ALASKA

790
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:35,675
ONE THING, AND THAT WAS TO BRING

791
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,576
HER BACK A TRIP."

792
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:37,977
>> I'M DOING AN OKAY JOB, BUT

793
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,212
LUCKILY, PHI PHI DOES THIS A

794
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,381
LOT, SO I CAN DO THAT TO COVER

795
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,349
THE FACT THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT

796
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,450
SHE'S SAYING.

797
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:44,617
>> IT'S BULLSHIT.

798
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,553
>> NO, YOU'RE BULLSHIT.

799
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:47,287
>> [laughs]

800
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,154
>> THAT WAS A LOT BETTER.

801
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:51,691
>> HELL, YEAH. THAT WAS FUN.

802
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,426
>> OUR SECOND SCENE IS BETWEEN

803
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,628
JIGGLY AND LASHAUWN.

804
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,696
>> I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE BEST

805
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,197
BUDDIES, BITCH.

806
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,198
THIS IS NOT RUPAUL'S BEST FRIEND

807
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,066
RACE.

808
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:02,001
>> NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.

809
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,603
>> OF COURSE, I GET TO BE

810
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,272
LASHAUWN BEYOND, WHO HAS A

811
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:06,105
LITTLE BIT OF PROBLEM WITH HER

812
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:06,706
MAKEUP.

813
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:08,241
I'M NOT SAYING THAT I DO,

814
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,742
'CAUSE I THINK I'M BEAUTIFUL.

815
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:10,743
AND THEN MONICA GOT TO BE

816
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:14,180
JIGGLY--AFTER THE WEIGHT LOSS.

817
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,482
>> IF YOU LACKING ONE THING

818
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:16,983
SOMEBODY ELSE AIN'T LACKING,

819
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,351
THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP.

820
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,352
>> I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT

821
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,253
YOU GOING ON THE RUNWAY, LOOKING

822
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:20,953
LIKE THAT.

823
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:23,189
I SAID NOTHING ABOUT YOUR LOOK.

824
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,557
>> OKAY, REALLY QUICK, MONICA,

825
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,692
YOU'RE FUMBLING A LITTLE BIT ON

826
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:26,693
THE LINES, SO WHEN YOU'RE DOING

827
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:27,894
THAT, JUST ACT UP.

828
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,296
JUST GET NASTY WITH IT.

829
00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:30,530
>> OKAY.

830
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:31,331
>> IF YOU LACKING ONE THING...

831
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:31,998
>> [muttering lines]

832
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,633
>> SOMEBODY ELSE AIN'T LACKING,

833
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:34,701
THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP.

834
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,436
>> MONICA STARTED TO TALK HER

835
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,904
LINES, WHEN WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE

836
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:38,805
LIP-SYNCHING.

837
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:39,806
IT KIND OF THREW ME OFF A LITTLE

838
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:40,807
BIT.

839
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:41,808
I FELT LIKE I WAS JUST LETTING

840
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,510
YOU HAVE IT 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T

841
00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:44,243
THROW IT BACK AT ME.

842
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,412
THROW IT BACK AT ME.

843
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:46,413
>> THIS IS NOT RUPAUL'S BEST

844
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:47,680
FRIEND RACE.

845
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,081
>> NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.

846
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,683
>> EW.

847
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:51,684
>> I'M LIKE, "UGH, I'M

848
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:52,885
FUCKING IT UP."

849
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,421
I'M NOT FOCUSED, AND I DON'T

850
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,255
HAVE MY 100% IN THIS COMPETITION

851
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,390
BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH GOING ON

852
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:58,558
IN MY HEAD.

853
00:20:58,625 --> 00:20:59,492
>> I FEEL LIKE MONICA GETS A

854
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,093
LITTLE BIT NERVOUS, SO I'M

855
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,495
HOPING THAT SHE SHAKES OUT OF

856
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:03,195
THAT.

857
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:04,196
[dramatic music]

858
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:06,533
*

859
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,738
>> ROLASKATOX IS IN THE

860
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:12,539
BUILDING.

861
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,073
>> DING-DONG!

862
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,207
>> IT'S ALWAYS A LITTLE TENSE

863
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,409
ON ELIMINATION DAY.

864
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:17,410
>> I DO NOT WANT TO BE IN THE

865
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,545
FUCKING BOTTOM.

866
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:19,646
>> WE WON'T BE IN THE BOTTOM.

867
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:20,713
I PROMISE.

868
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:21,514
>> WE'RE SORT OF LOOKING AROUND

869
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:23,850
THE ROOM TO SEE WHO'S GONNA BE

870
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:26,586
ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK.

871
00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:31,924
>> SOMETHING'S WITH MONICA.

872
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:34,561
I'M NOT SURE EXACTLY WHAT IT IS,

873
00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:35,562
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ON HER

874
00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:36,329
MIND.

875
00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:38,665
YOU ALL RIGHT?

876
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,933
[sad music]

877
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,435
>> I HAVE SO MUCH ON MY MIND,

878
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:46,172
AND I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE.

879
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:47,907
I'M PETRIFIED TO TELL THESE

880
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,510
GIRLS MY HUGE SECRET.

881
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:51,511
I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY'RE GONNA

882
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,813
TAKE IT.

883
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,415
[crying] IT IS HARD BEING HERE.

884
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:56,983
>> LISTEN, YOU'RE HERE FOR A

885
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:57,717
REASON.

886
00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:58,418
>> YEAH.

887
00:21:58,418 --> 00:21:59,786
>> YOU COULD TELL INSIDE SHE'S

888
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:02,389
JUST BREAKING DOWN.

889
00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:03,990
I DON'T THINK SHE'S ALL HERE AT

890
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:07,760
THE COMPETITION.

891
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:08,761
[dramatic music]

892
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:11,030
*

893
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,064
>> [laughing]

894
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:14,834
[music crescendos]

895
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,703
[RuPaul's Cover Girl]

896
00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:17,704
* COVER GIRL

897
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:20,339
* PUT THE BASS IN YOUR WALK

898
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,508
* HEAD TO TOE

899
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:25,011
* LET YOUR WHOLE BODY TALK

900
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:26,012
AND WHAT?

901
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:27,914
[applause]

902
00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:29,849
WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF

903
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,484
RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

904
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,620
MICHELLE VISAGE.

905
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,955
>> DARLING, THIS IS THE BEST SET

906
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:37,724
OF QUEENS YET.

907
00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:38,791
>> FROM YOUR LIPS TO GOD'S EARS,

908
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:39,959
DARLING.

909
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:40,927
>> MWAH.

910
00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,028
>> WELL, SHUT MY MOUTH.

911
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,630
IT'S SANTINO RICE.

912
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:46,032
>> OOF, MY FAIR LADY.

913
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:47,634
>> KRISTEN JOHNSTON, HOW ARE

914
00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:48,501
YOU DOING TONIGHT?

915
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:49,969
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, BUT I'M

916
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,103
ACTUALLY VERY ATTRACTED TO YOU

917
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:51,971
RIGHT NOW.

918
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:53,440
>> [laughs]

919
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,041
JULIETTE LEWIS, YOU LOOK

920
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:56,843
G-G-G-GORGEOUS.

921
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:57,577
>> THANK YOU.

922
00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:58,945
I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE.

923
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,780
>> THIS WEEK, OUR QUEENS PAID

924
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,682
LIP SERVICE TO DRAG RACE

925
00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:03,583
HERSTORY.

926
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,117
AND TONIGHT, THEY'VE COME

927
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:06,486
DRESSED TO IMPRESS.

928
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:08,988
GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES,

929
00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:11,858
AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

930
00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:13,025
COMING UP...

931
00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:14,794
>> THE LIP-SYNCHING WAS

932
00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:15,595
COMPLETELY OFF.

933
00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,630
>> WHAT THE "F"?

934
00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:19,966
>> I DON'T WANT TO SEE BOOBS

935
00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:22,134
WHEN I'M AT DRAG RACE.

936
00:23:22,134 --> 00:23:24,270
>> [laughing]

937
00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:28,307
>> [laughing]

938
00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:29,709
[electronic music]

939
00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:32,512
>> COMMENCE SHAKEDOWN.

940
00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:35,948
>> FIRST UP, LINEYSHA SPARX.

941
00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:37,216
GORGEOUS. LOOK AT THOSE LEGS.

942
00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:39,552
>> I'M LOOKING LATINA.

943
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,253
I FEEL CARIBENA.

944
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,089
TOTALLY FLAWLESS.

945
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,023
>> I WORE THAT AT THE BEACH LAST

946
00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:44,691
WEEK.

947
00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:45,692
>> [laughs] I'LL MEET YOU AT THE

948
00:23:45,692 --> 00:23:46,759
CABANA.

949
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,027
>> [laughs] OH, YEAH.

950
00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:50,129
HONEY MAHOGANY.

951
00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:51,698
CAFTAN REALNESS.

952
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,365
>> I'M FEELING PRETTY FIERCE.

953
00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:54,366
THIS LOOK IS GONNA SLAY THE

954
00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:55,735
JUDGES.

955
00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,269
>> JULIETTE, IS SHE WEARING A

956
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:58,104
CAPE FEAR?

957
00:23:58,104 --> 00:23:58,971
>> [laughs]

958
00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:01,040
>> HELLO!

959
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:03,109
>> IVY WINTERS.

960
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:04,343
WOW.

961
00:24:04,343 --> 00:24:05,712
>> OH.

962
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:06,713
>> NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL

963
00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:07,914
STILETTO.

964
00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:09,015
>> BEING A CIRCUS QUEEN, I

965
00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:10,517
DECIDED TO PULL OUT MY STILTS,

966
00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:12,552
AND I DID A BUTTERFLY GODDESS

967
00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:13,352
LOOK.

968
00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:14,353
>> DOES ANYBODY HAVE A REALLY

969
00:24:14,353 --> 00:24:16,923
BIG BUTTERFLY NET?

970
00:24:16,923 --> 00:24:18,190
>> [laughs]

971
00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:18,791
>> MWAH.

972
00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:21,160
>> VIVIENNE PINAY.

973
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,294
>> SHE'S GOT HER OWN STILTS.

974
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:23,029
CHECK 'EM OUT.

975
00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:23,796
>> YES.

976
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,865
SISSY THAT WALK, HONEY.

977
00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:27,934
>> I'M WEARING A SICK GOLD

978
00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:30,537
DRESS, LOW CUT, VERY SHORT,

979
00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:31,871
LOOKS FUCKING FIERCE.

980
00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:34,140
>> LITTLE GRECIAN GODDESS.

981
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,442
>> OH, MIGHTY ISIS-IS-IS-IS.

982
00:24:36,442 --> 00:24:37,577
>> [laughs]

983
00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:40,246
>> ALYSSA EDWARDS.

984
00:24:40,246 --> 00:24:41,981
>> [barking]

985
00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,049
>> I THINK SHE'S CHOKING HER

986
00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:45,084
DOG.

987
00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:46,152
>> I HAVE MY CLUTCH IN MY LEFT

988
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:48,555
HAND AND MY BABY CHINCHILLA IN

989
00:24:48,555 --> 00:24:50,289
MY RIGHT, AND I'M SERVING

990
00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:52,491
RODEO DRIVE FISHNESS.

991
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,493
>> SHE WALKS LIKE A DRESSAGE

992
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:55,427
HORSE.

993
00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:57,664
[laughter]

994
00:24:57,730 --> 00:25:00,232
>> SERENA CHACHA, REPRESENTING

995
00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:01,500
PANAMA.

996
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,535
>> THAT'S IT.

997
00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:03,603
>> YOU CAN'T EVEN FIT THAT

998
00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:04,637
THROUGH THE PANAMA CANAL.

999
00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:05,638
>> WALKING AROUND IN THIS

1000
00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:06,639
CARNIVAL COSTUME FROM THE

1001
00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:08,575
REPUBLIC OF PANAMA IS A DREAM

1002
00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:09,976
COME TRUE.

1003
00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:11,377
>> PANTS-OFF DANCE-OFF.

1004
00:25:11,377 --> 00:25:12,579
>> [laughing] YEAH.

1005
00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:14,947
>> JADE JOLIE.

1006
00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:15,948
IT'S THE MISSING RINGLING

1007
00:25:15,948 --> 00:25:17,416
SISTER.

1008
00:25:17,483 --> 00:25:18,818
>> SCREW THE RAINBOWS.

1009
00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:19,786
GIVE ME LEATHER.

1010
00:25:19,786 --> 00:25:21,420
>> I'M SERVING UP REAL LION

1011
00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:22,589
TAMER REALNESS.

1012
00:25:22,589 --> 00:25:24,323
BITCH, SEND IN THE CLOWNS.

1013
00:25:24,323 --> 00:25:25,558
>> [laughs]

1014
00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:26,559
>> OUR LITTLE JADE IS ALL GROWN

1015
00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:27,526
UP.

1016
00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:30,362
ROXXXY ANDREWS.

1017
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,330
IF CHER HAD BREASTFED,

1018
00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:32,632
THIS IS WHAT SHE'D LOOK LIKE.

1019
00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:33,700
>> I LIKE TO HAVE THE FRINGE

1020
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,368
GOING DOWN MY BOOBICLES

1021
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,638
AND ON MY BOOTY AND WANT TO TRY

1022
00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:40,272
AND WIN TWO TIMES IN A ROW.

1023
00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:42,241
>> TITA TURTUR.

1024
00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:43,109
>> TURTUR.

1025
00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:44,176
>> TINA TITTIES.

1026
00:25:44,176 --> 00:25:45,978
>> [laughs]

1027
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:48,414
>> JINKX MONSOON.

1028
00:25:48,414 --> 00:25:49,882
HOLLYWOOD GLAMOUR.

1029
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,483
>> MEETS SPACE.

1030
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,252
>> I AM SERVING UP HOLLYWOOD

1031
00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:57,423
3012, SPACE-AGEY AND BEAUTIFUL.

1032
00:25:57,423 --> 00:25:59,391
>> VERY 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN.

1033
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,093
>> YES!

1034
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,696
>> MONICA BEVERLY HILLZ.

1035
00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:04,396
>> OH, YEAH.

1036
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:05,397
>> CAN YOU PAY MY TELEPHONE

1037
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,165
BILLS?

1038
00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:07,734
>> [laughs]

1039
00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:09,135
>> MY MONEYMAKER IS MY FACE.

1040
00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:10,136
I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT I'M

1041
00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:10,870
BEAUTIFUL.

1042
00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:12,271
>> THAT IS A NICE ASS.

1043
00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:13,539
>> AND IT'S NOT PADDED.

1044
00:26:13,539 --> 00:26:16,208
NATURAL-BORN THRILLER.

1045
00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:18,811
ALASKA.

1046
00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:20,179
THE 49TH STATE.

1047
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,281
>> I'M TRYING TO GIVE SASS AND

1048
00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:25,017
FLIRT AND BE CUTE AND SELL THIS

1049
00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:26,786
GARMENT, SWEETIE.

1050
00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:28,721
>> PARTY GIRL ON HER WAY HOME.

1051
00:26:28,721 --> 00:26:31,658
>> OOPS, I LEFT MY PHONE INSIDE.

1052
00:26:31,724 --> 00:26:34,493
>> COCO MONTRESE.

1053
00:26:34,493 --> 00:26:36,663
> THIS IS PATTI LABELLE MEETS

1054
00:26:36,663 --> 00:26:37,263
ZIGGY STARDUST.

1055
00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:37,997
>> YES.

1056
00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:38,698
>> YES.

1057
00:26:38,698 --> 00:26:40,399
>> I LOVE FETISH, SO I THOUGHT

1058
00:26:40,399 --> 00:26:41,934
I'D GIVE SANTINO A LITTLE BIT

1059
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:42,969
OF SOMETHING TO DREAM ABOUT

1060
00:26:42,969 --> 00:26:44,336
TONIGHT WHILE HE'S AT HOME.

1061
00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,072
>> YOU BETTER "ASS" SOMEBODY.

1062
00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:47,273
>> DAMN, GIRL.

1063
00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:49,475
DETOX.

1064
00:26:49,475 --> 00:26:50,677
>> OHH.

1065
00:26:50,677 --> 00:26:52,979
>> SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTY MAN.

1066
00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:55,347
>> TONIGHT I AM WEARING AN

1067
00:26:55,347 --> 00:26:57,316
OVER-THE-TOP GOWN AND FEELING

1068
00:26:57,316 --> 00:26:58,685
REALLY SICKENING.

1069
00:26:58,685 --> 00:27:00,787
>> HOW MANY BLACK COCKS HAVE

1070
00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:02,088
GONE INTO THAT OUTFIT?

1071
00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:03,856
>> [guffaws]

1072
00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:07,226
[laughing]

1073
00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:08,594
>> WELCOME, LADIES.

1074
00:27:08,594 --> 00:27:10,329
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR VIRAL

1075
00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:11,397
VIDEOS.

1076
00:27:11,397 --> 00:27:14,801
FIRST UP, TEAM SERENA CHACHA.

1077
00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:16,769
IN THE INTERIOR ILLUSIONS

1078
00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:19,505
LOUNGE, SHANGELA AND MARIAH

1079
00:27:19,505 --> 00:27:21,540
CONFRONTED MIMI IMFURST.

1080
00:27:21,607 --> 00:27:23,142
>> YOU TOLD THEM YOU COULD DO

1081
00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:24,176
GLAMOUR AND YOU WERE

1082
00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:24,844
HIGH-FASHION.

1083
00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:26,312
DO YOU FEEL THAT YOU DELIVERED

1084
00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:26,979
THAT TODAY?

1085
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,014
THAT'S THE QUESTION.

1086
00:27:28,014 --> 00:27:28,815
>> NO, BUT I DON'T THINK THAT

1087
00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:29,682
WAS THE CHALLENGE.

1088
00:27:29,682 --> 00:27:30,649
>> DON'T TIPTOE AROUND THE

1089
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:31,383
ANSWER.

1090
00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:33,285
THE THING IS, YOU JUST TOLD US

1091
00:27:33,285 --> 00:27:35,154
THAT WHAT YOU DO IS CAMP.

1092
00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:36,923
>> YOU'LL NEVER BE GLAMOUR.

1093
00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:37,757
>> BOO, JUST 'CAUSE YOU GOT A

1094
00:27:37,757 --> 00:27:38,557
SUGAR DADDY WHO PAYS FOR

1095
00:27:38,557 --> 00:27:40,159
EVERYTHING FOR YOU--

1096
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:41,327
>> OOH!

1097
00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:42,862
>> I'VE NEVER HAD A SUGAR DADDY.

1098
00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:43,763
IF I WANTED A SUGAR DADDY, YES,

1099
00:27:43,763 --> 00:27:44,764
I PROBABLY COULD GO OUT AND GET

1100
00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:46,065
ONE, BECAUSE I AM WHAT?

1101
00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:47,366
SICKENING, BITCH!

1102
00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:48,100
>> HEY, HEY!

1103
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,802
>> NO, NO, NO, NO.

1104
00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:50,937
[laughter]

1105
00:27:50,937 --> 00:27:52,271
>> MEANWHILE, IN THE BAR,

1106
00:27:52,271 --> 00:27:55,407
DELTA GOSSIPED WITH RAJA.

1107
00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:56,408
>> MANILA WAS JUST THAT, LIKE,

1108
00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:58,177
AMALGAMATION OF EVERY ASIAN

1109
00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:58,978
STEREOTYPE.

1110
00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:00,612
>> SHE WAS, LIKE, CHINESE,

1111
00:28:00,612 --> 00:28:01,547
JAPANESE, DIRTY KNEES, LOOK AT

1112
00:28:01,547 --> 00:28:02,414
THESE.

1113
00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:03,215
REMEMBER THAT?

1114
00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:04,216
>> RIGHT, LIKE, SHE'S LIKE A

1115
00:28:04,216 --> 00:28:05,017
PLACE IN FRANCE WHERE THE NAKED

1116
00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,318
LADIES DANCE.

1117
00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:09,021
>> SHE WAS CAMBODI-CHINA-NO.

1118
00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:10,022
>> SHE WAS, LIKE,

1119
00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,423
MIDDLE-AMERICA'S INTERPRETATION

1120
00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:12,424
OF ASIAN PEOPLE, BUT WHEN THEY

1121
00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:13,926
CALL THEM ORIENTAL.

1122
00:28:13,926 --> 00:28:15,762
>> [laughs]

1123
00:28:15,762 --> 00:28:16,763
I WONDER IF PEOPLE TALK ABOUT US

1124
00:28:16,763 --> 00:28:18,197
THIS WAY.

1125
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:19,031
[coughs]

1126
00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:19,732
>> ALL RIGHT.

1127
00:28:19,732 --> 00:28:20,666
[applause]

1128
00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:21,734
>> WATCHING SERENA WAS LIKE

1129
00:28:21,734 --> 00:28:23,836
WATCHING AN OLD CHINESE MOVIE.

1130
00:28:23,836 --> 00:28:25,237
[silent]

1131
00:28:25,237 --> 00:28:29,375
>> NEXT UP, TEAM IVY WINTERS.

1132
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:32,211
IN THE GOLD BAR, TYRA DEFENDED

1133
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:34,246
HER SINGING, WHICH INFURIATED

1134
00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:35,815
TATIANNA.

1135
00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:36,783
>> I'M NOT GONNA REPLAY IT

1136
00:28:36,783 --> 00:28:37,616
BECAUSE I ALREADY KNOW WHAT

1137
00:28:37,616 --> 00:28:38,350
HAPPENED, AND YOU ALREADY KNOW

1138
00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:39,018
WHAT HAPPENED.

1139
00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:39,685
>> OKAY, WELL, THEN--THEN

1140
00:28:39,685 --> 00:28:40,419
THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO SAY.

1141
00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:41,253
>> I'M NOT REPLAYING IT WITH YOU

1142
00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:41,921
OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

1143
00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:42,654
THERE ISN'T ANYTHING ELSE TO

1144
00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:43,322
SAY.

1145
00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:44,123
>> BUT WHY ARE YOU TALKING?

1146
00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:46,625
>> WHY ARE YOU TALKING?

1147
00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:48,660
>> ANYWAY, IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM

1148
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:49,561
WITH SOMEONE, ADDRESS IT.

1149
00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,063
AND THAT'S PROBABLY WHY I SEEM

1150
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:51,898
LIKE A BITCH.

1151
00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:53,632
IF I DON'T LIKE YOU, I DON'T

1152
00:28:53,632 --> 00:28:54,600
LIKE YOU.

1153
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,835
>> AND I DON'T LIKE YOU.

1154
00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:56,635
ARE YOU HAPPY?

1155
00:28:56,635 --> 00:28:57,336
I DON'T LIKE YOU.

1156
00:28:57,336 --> 00:28:58,204
>> I WAS NOT TALKING TO YOU.

1157
00:28:58,204 --> 00:28:59,538
>> I'M SAYING IT TO YOUR FACE.

1158
00:28:59,538 --> 00:29:00,506
THEN WHY ARE YOU LOOKING IN MY

1159
00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:02,074
DIRECTION?

1160
00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:04,911
[laughter]

1161
00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:06,612
>> BACK IN THE LOUNGE, THINGS

1162
00:29:06,612 --> 00:29:08,080
WERE GETTING HEATED BETWEEN

1163
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,682
MORGAN AND MYSTIQUE.

1164
00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:11,717
>> GO FIX YOUR HAIR.

1165
00:29:11,717 --> 00:29:12,418
>> I DON'T NEED TO.

1166
00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:13,119
>> FIX YOUR MUG.

1167
00:29:13,119 --> 00:29:13,953
>> I DON'T NEED TO FIX MY MUG,

1168
00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:14,620
BITCH!

1169
00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:15,321
>> HONEY, YOU DO NEED TO FIX

1170
00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:15,988
YOUR MUG.

1171
00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:16,655
>> SWEETIE.

1172
00:29:16,655 --> 00:29:17,689
>> YOU HAVE NO MANNERS.

1173
00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:18,858
>> HOW DO I HAVE NO--NO MANNERS?

1174
00:29:18,858 --> 00:29:20,059
>> NO CLASS AND NO MANNERS.

1175
00:29:20,059 --> 00:29:21,360
>> NO CLASS, NO MANNERS?

1176
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,661
YOU PISS ME OFF SOME MORE, I

1177
00:29:22,661 --> 00:29:24,663
WILL WHOOP YOUR FUCKING ASS.

1178
00:29:24,663 --> 00:29:27,666
BITCH, I AM FROM CHICAGO.

1179
00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:30,870
[laughter and applause]

1180
00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:32,138
>> I'M ACTUALLY SUPER CONFIDENT

1181
00:29:32,138 --> 00:29:33,139
THAT I'M GONNA BE THE WINNER OF

1182
00:29:33,139 --> 00:29:34,440
THE CHALLENGE BECAUSE I FEEL

1183
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,407
LIKE I TURNED IT OUT.

1184
00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:38,878
>> NEXT UP, TEAM DETOX.

1185
00:29:38,878 --> 00:29:42,081
IN THE GOLD BAR, JIGGLY WAS MAD

1186
00:29:42,081 --> 00:29:43,049
AT LASHAUWN.

1187
00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:44,116
>> I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE BEST

1188
00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:45,251
BUDDIES, BITCH!

1189
00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:45,918
>> NEITHER AM I.

1190
00:29:45,918 --> 00:29:46,652
>> I'M NOT HERE TO BE YOUR

1191
00:29:46,652 --> 00:29:47,319
FRIEND.

1192
00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:48,054
THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!

1193
00:29:48,054 --> 00:29:50,122
YOU BEEN EVERYBODY'S B.F.F. AND

1194
00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:51,457
KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI. NO.

1195
00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:52,224
>> CLEARLY I DON'T GET ALONG

1196
00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:52,892
WITH YOU.

1197
00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:53,559
>> THAT'S FINE.

1198
00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:54,760
I DON'T HAVE TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

1199
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,962
THIS IS NOT RUPAUL'S BEST FRIEND

1200
00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:56,829
RACE.

1201
00:29:56,829 --> 00:29:59,866
>> NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.

1202
00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:01,901
>> BACK IN THE LOUNGE, SHARON

1203
00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:03,635
DEFENDED HERSELF FOR CALLING

1204
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,171
PHI PHI O'HARA CUTTHROAT.

1205
00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:06,672
>> I WASN'T TARNISHING YOUR--

1206
00:30:06,672 --> 00:30:07,539
>> BULLSHIT.

1207
00:30:07,539 --> 00:30:08,574
>> I SAID YOU WERE CUTTHROAT

1208
00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:09,375
AND YOU HOGGED THAT

1209
00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:10,442
CHOREOGRAPHY, WHICH IS TRUE.

1210
00:30:10,442 --> 00:30:11,443
>> BECAUSE I'M FUCKING FIERCE,

1211
00:30:11,443 --> 00:30:12,211
AND I'M GOOD AT WHAT I DO?

1212
00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:13,212
>> NO, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT

1213
00:30:13,212 --> 00:30:14,680
FUCKING LIED, SAYING I'M JUST

1214
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:15,614
HERE FOR A TRIP.

1215
00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:16,682
WE ALL KNOW THAT'S A JOKE.

1216
00:30:16,682 --> 00:30:17,349
>> BULLSHIT.

1217
00:30:17,349 --> 00:30:20,552
EVERY FUCKING TIME.

1218
00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:21,720
IT'S BULLSHIT.

1219
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:26,158
>> NO, YOU'RE BULLSHIT.

1220
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:30,496
[laughter and applause]

1221
00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:33,032
>> OH, MY LORD.

1222
00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:35,501
>> LADIES, YOU ALL DID AN

1223
00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:37,603
AMAZING JOB.

1224
00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:40,672
BUT ONE GROUP WAS MORE IN SYNCH

1225
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,608
THAN THE OTHERS.

1226
00:30:42,608 --> 00:30:44,076
THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S MAIN

1227
00:30:44,076 --> 00:30:45,111
CHALLENGE IS...

1228
00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:46,112
[suspenseful music]

1229
00:30:46,112 --> 00:30:49,581
*

1230
00:30:49,648 --> 00:30:50,816
COMING UP...

1231
00:30:50,816 --> 00:30:52,618
>> IS THAT A PROSTHETIC NOSE?

1232
00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:53,986
>> YOU WERE LIKE CHEWBACCA IN

1233
00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:54,786
DRAG.

1234
00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:55,787
>> IS THIS REALLY YOUR BEST

1235
00:30:55,787 --> 00:30:57,156
DRAG?

1236
00:30:57,156 --> 00:31:00,859
>> [sobbing]

1237
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,261
>> [laughing]

1238
00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:06,432
>> [laughing]

1239
00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:10,236
LADIES, ONE GROUP WAS MORE IN

1240
00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:11,837
SYNCH THAN THE OTHERS.

1241
00:31:11,837 --> 00:31:14,706
THE WINNER IS...

1242
00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:16,842
TEAM IVY WINTERS.

1243
00:31:16,842 --> 00:31:17,709
>> YAY!

1244
00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:19,111
[laughs]

1245
00:31:19,111 --> 00:31:20,546
YAY.

1246
00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,648
>> BUT ONE OF YOU REALLY

1247
00:31:22,648 --> 00:31:25,784
LIP-SMACKED THE COMPETITION...

1248
00:31:25,784 --> 00:31:27,819
LINEYSHA SPARX.

1249
00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:28,720
>> [laughs]

1250
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:29,521
>> OH.

1251
00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:30,422
[applause]

1252
00:31:30,422 --> 00:31:31,958
>> YOU'VE WON A COUTURE LATEX

1253
00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:34,826
OUTFIT FROM SIREN LATEX, PLUS

1254
00:31:34,826 --> 00:31:37,163
IMMUNITY FROM ELIMINATION NEXT

1255
00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:37,997
WEEK.

1256
00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:39,531
>> [laughing]

1257
00:31:39,531 --> 00:31:41,267
>> YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE.

1258
00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:42,969
>> YES.

1259
00:31:42,969 --> 00:31:45,071
>> SEE YOU GUYS.

1260
00:31:45,071 --> 00:31:46,072
>> LADIES, IT'S TIME FOR THE

1261
00:31:46,072 --> 00:31:47,139
JUDGES' CRITIQUES.

1262
00:31:47,139 --> 00:31:49,108
ALYSSA EDWARDS.

1263
00:31:49,175 --> 00:31:50,342
>> YOUR SHANGELA LIP-SYNCHING

1264
00:31:50,342 --> 00:31:51,143
WAS--

1265
00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:52,044
>> WAS BETTER THAN SHANGELA.

1266
00:31:52,044 --> 00:31:54,146
[laughter]

1267
00:31:54,146 --> 00:31:55,747
>> I DO A BIT OF ACTING MYSELF

1268
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,216
ON THE SIDE.

1269
00:31:57,283 --> 00:31:58,684
BUT I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE

1270
00:31:58,684 --> 00:32:00,186
TRANSFORM, AND I DIDN'T

1271
00:32:00,186 --> 00:32:01,220
RECOGNIZE YOU.

1272
00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:01,954
>> THAT'S A GOOD THING.

1273
00:32:01,954 --> 00:32:03,689
>> YEAH.

1274
00:32:03,689 --> 00:32:05,124
>> SERENA CHACHA.

1275
00:32:05,191 --> 00:32:08,194
>> WHAT THE "F" WAS WITH THAT

1276
00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:09,028
LITTLE TEENY FLAG?

1277
00:32:09,028 --> 00:32:10,029
YOU COME OUT WITH THIS GINORMOUS

1278
00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:10,963
THING AND, LIKE,

1279
00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:12,231
* DO DO-DO DO-DO DO-DO

1280
00:32:12,231 --> 00:32:14,566
>> THE PANTIES ARE ALMOST

1281
00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:16,802
ABUELA, GRANDMA PANTIES.

1282
00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:18,537
AND THE LIP-SYNCHING WAS

1283
00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:20,072
COMPLETELY OFF.

1284
00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:20,906
>> IT WAS JUST KIND OF

1285
00:32:20,906 --> 00:32:23,675
UNCOMFORTABLE TO WATCH TOO.

1286
00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:25,177
>> ROXXXY ANDREWS.

1287
00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:27,079
>> MARIAH--IT WAS A GREAT

1288
00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:29,248
LIP-SYNCH, AND YOU GAVE IT

1289
00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:30,882
OVER-THE-TOP MARIAH-ISMS.

1290
00:32:30,882 --> 00:32:31,883
>> WITH ALL THE FRINGE HANGING

1291
00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:33,652
DOWN AND THE COLOR, I THOUGHT

1292
00:32:33,652 --> 00:32:35,021
THAT YOU WERE LIKE CHEWBACCA

1293
00:32:35,021 --> 00:32:35,687
IN DRAG.

1294
00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:36,588
>> [gasps]

1295
00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:38,190
>> SHUT UP, SANTINO, BECAUSE

1296
00:32:38,190 --> 00:32:38,924
THAT'S PERFECTION.

1297
00:32:38,924 --> 00:32:39,591
>> [laughs]

1298
00:32:39,591 --> 00:32:40,759
>> COME ON.

1299
00:32:40,759 --> 00:32:43,195
>> ALL RIGHT, JINKX MONSOON.

1300
00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:44,063
>> THE HAIR WAS A LITTLE

1301
00:32:44,063 --> 00:32:44,730
THIRSTY.

1302
00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:45,831
>> I TRIED TO TEASE IT, BUT I

1303
00:32:45,831 --> 00:32:47,099
JUST PISSED IT OFF, I KNOW.

1304
00:32:47,099 --> 00:32:48,034
>> [guffaws]

1305
00:32:48,034 --> 00:32:50,902
>> YEAH, IT'S THAT--

1306
00:32:50,902 --> 00:32:51,903
>> YOUR MIMI--I COULDN'T TAKE MY

1307
00:32:51,903 --> 00:32:53,272
EYES OFF YOU.

1308
00:32:53,272 --> 00:32:56,808
YOU'RE BANANAS, AND I LOVE IT.

1309
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:57,809
>> JADE JOLIE.

1310
00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:00,179
>> YOUR DELTA--WORK!--

1311
00:33:00,179 --> 00:33:02,448
WAS HILAR.

1312
00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:03,915
>> THANK YOU.

1313
00:33:03,915 --> 00:33:04,883
>> YOU SHOULD'VE PRACTICED WITH

1314
00:33:04,883 --> 00:33:05,884
THAT WHIP, THOUGH, A LITTLE BIT

1315
00:33:05,884 --> 00:33:07,086
MORE.

1316
00:33:07,086 --> 00:33:08,087
IF YOU'RE GONNA WALK WITH A

1317
00:33:08,087 --> 00:33:09,088
WHIP, YOU BETTER CRACK THAT

1318
00:33:09,088 --> 00:33:09,888
SHIT.

1319
00:33:09,888 --> 00:33:11,490
AM I ALLOWED TO SAY WHIP?

1320
00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:12,424
>> [laughs]

1321
00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:13,125
>> JUST KIDDING.

1322
00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:13,992
>> [laughs]

1323
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:16,262
>> MONICA BEVERLY HILLZ.

1324
00:33:16,262 --> 00:33:17,396
>> JIGGLY'S PROBABLY ONE OF THE

1325
00:33:17,396 --> 00:33:18,964
BIGGEST CHARACTERS, AND YOU LET

1326
00:33:18,964 --> 00:33:20,999
THAT COMPLETELY GO AWAY.

1327
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,801
>> ALSO, ON YOUR RUNWAY AS WELL,

1328
00:33:22,801 --> 00:33:23,935
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE YOU'RE SAD

1329
00:33:23,935 --> 00:33:25,671
TODAY OR IT'S A HARD DAY.

1330
00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:28,707
YOU'RE KIND OF DISCONNECTED.

1331
00:33:28,707 --> 00:33:30,176
>> MONICA, TELL ME.

1332
00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:32,078
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?

1333
00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:32,878
>> IT'S TRUE, WHAT YOU'RE

1334
00:33:32,878 --> 00:33:33,545
SAYING.

1335
00:33:33,545 --> 00:33:34,546
THERE IS A LOT GOING THROUGH MY

1336
00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:35,414
HEAD.

1337
00:33:35,414 --> 00:33:36,848
I FEEL I'M NOT HERE.

1338
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:37,883
[crying]

1339
00:33:37,883 --> 00:33:38,884
I'VE JUST BEEN HOLDING A SECRET

1340
00:33:38,884 --> 00:33:41,120
IN AND TRYING SO HARD, AND--

1341
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,255
>> WHAT SECRET?

1342
00:33:43,255 --> 00:33:45,357
[sad music]

1343
00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:47,059
>> I'M NOT JUST A DRAG QUEEN.

1344
00:33:47,059 --> 00:33:49,528
I'M A TRANSGENDERED WOMAN.

1345
00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:51,530
*

1346
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:52,531
EVER SINCE I GOT HERE, I'VE BEEN

1347
00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:54,233
LYING TO MYSELF AND TO OTHER

1348
00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:54,900
PEOPLE.

1349
00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:56,034
[sobbing]

1350
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,703
I'M A TRANSGENDER WOMAN.

1351
00:33:57,769 --> 00:33:58,770
THE ONLY WAY I'M GONNA BE ABLE

1352
00:33:58,770 --> 00:34:00,739
TO GIVE 100%, IF I COME CLEAN.

1353
00:34:00,806 --> 00:34:01,807
I FEEL LIKE I'M NOT BEING

1354
00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:04,210
MYSELF.

1355
00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:06,345
EVERY DAY IS HARD.

1356
00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:07,913
>> I INVITED YOU HERE BECAUSE

1357
00:34:07,913 --> 00:34:08,614
YOU ARE FIERCE.

1358
00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:10,416
YOU DESERVE TO BE HERE,

1359
00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:12,351
AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE.

1360
00:34:12,351 --> 00:34:13,652
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF,

1361
00:34:13,652 --> 00:34:15,487
AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO DOES NOT

1362
00:34:15,487 --> 00:34:17,523
BELIEVE IS YOU.

1363
00:34:17,523 --> 00:34:20,025
STAY STRONG, MONICA BEVERLY

1364
00:34:20,025 --> 00:34:21,727
HILLZ.

1365
00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:23,295
>> I WILL.

1366
00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:24,363
>> I THINK SHE'S HERE NOW.

1367
00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:25,697
>> I THINK YOU'RE HERE TOO.

1368
00:34:25,697 --> 00:34:27,666
>> IT FELT GOOD TO SAY THAT.

1369
00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:28,667
>> MONICA HAS BEEN THROUGH

1370
00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:30,402
EVERYTHING.

1371
00:34:30,469 --> 00:34:32,238
RIGHT NOW, SHE'S MY HERO.

1372
00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:34,005
SHE'S THE STRONGEST GIRL IN THIS

1373
00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:35,774
COMPETITION.

1374
00:34:35,841 --> 00:34:36,675
>> ALL RIGHT.

1375
00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:37,776
ALASKA, THE 49TH STATE.

1376
00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:39,311
>> HI.

1377
00:34:39,311 --> 00:34:41,747
>> THE PHI PHI--

1378
00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:42,714
* GENIUS

1379
00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:44,850
>> IS THIS REALLY YOUR BEST

1380
00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:45,884
DRAG?

1381
00:34:45,884 --> 00:34:46,885
>> THIS IS ACTUALLY DETOX'S BEST

1382
00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:47,586
DRAG.

1383
00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:48,320
>> [guffaws]

1384
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,257
[laughter and applause]

1385
00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:54,160
COCO MONTRESE.

1386
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,161
>> I THINK THAT EVERYTHING IS

1387
00:34:55,161 --> 00:34:56,462
FLAWLESS.

1388
00:34:56,462 --> 00:34:57,429
YOU'RE YUMMY.

1389
00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,365
>> IF IT EVER COMES DOWN TO

1390
00:34:59,365 --> 00:35:01,867
LIP-SYNCHING AGAINST COCO,

1391
00:35:01,867 --> 00:35:03,135
I FEAR FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE

1392
00:35:03,135 --> 00:35:05,937
OF YOU BECAUSE SHE IS NO JOKE.

1393
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,139
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

1394
00:35:07,139 --> 00:35:09,541
>> * DETOX

1395
00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:11,042
>> YOUR SHARON NEEDLES SCARED

1396
00:35:11,042 --> 00:35:12,178
ME.

1397
00:35:12,178 --> 00:35:12,978
>> [laughing]

1398
00:35:12,978 --> 00:35:13,912
>> AND THAT'S HARD.

1399
00:35:13,912 --> 00:35:14,913
>> YOU'VE BEEN AROUND A LITTLE

1400
00:35:14,913 --> 00:35:16,382
BIT, I CAN TELL, RIGHT?

1401
00:35:16,382 --> 00:35:17,149
>> OH, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO

1402
00:35:17,149 --> 00:35:18,016
SAY?

1403
00:35:18,016 --> 00:35:18,850
>> BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.

1404
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:19,718
JUST A LITTLE VIBE OF THAT

1405
00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:21,187
COMING FROM YOU.

1406
00:35:21,187 --> 00:35:22,454
JUST LOOSEN UP A LITTLE BIT ON

1407
00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:24,990
EVERYTHING.

1408
00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:25,991
>> IT'S A SHOCK TO HEAR THAT I'M

1409
00:35:25,991 --> 00:35:27,326
OVERCONFIDENT.

1410
00:35:27,393 --> 00:35:28,394
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I'VE BEEN

1411
00:35:28,394 --> 00:35:30,262
WANTING TO DO FOR YEARS,

1412
00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:31,897
AND TO FINALLY BE HERE,

1413
00:35:31,897 --> 00:35:34,366
I'M HUMBLED.

1414
00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:36,101
>> I THINK WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

1415
00:35:36,101 --> 00:35:37,636
WHILE YOU ENJOY AN ABSOLUT

1416
00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:39,905
COCKTAIL IN THE INTERIOR

1417
00:35:39,905 --> 00:35:41,707
ILLUSIONS LOUNGE, THE JUDGES AND

1418
00:35:41,707 --> 00:35:43,542
I WILL DELIBERATE.

1419
00:35:43,542 --> 00:35:44,410
[engine revs]

1420
00:35:44,410 --> 00:35:46,545
ALL RIGHT, NOW, JUST BETWEEN US

1421
00:35:46,545 --> 00:35:47,779
"GOYLS"...

1422
00:35:47,779 --> 00:35:50,282
ALYSSA EDWARDS.

1423
00:35:50,282 --> 00:35:52,451
>> SHE REVEALED THIS WHOLE OTHER

1424
00:35:52,451 --> 00:35:54,320
TALENT WITH THE LIP-SYNCHING.

1425
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,489
>> I LOVE HER MOUTH SO MUCH.

1426
00:35:57,489 --> 00:35:58,757
IT'S VERY HARD FOR ME TO TAKE

1427
00:35:58,757 --> 00:35:59,591
EVERYTHING ELSE IN.

1428
00:35:59,591 --> 00:36:00,592
I GET HYPNOTIZED.

1429
00:36:00,592 --> 00:36:02,261
>> ALL RIGHT, SERENA CHACHA.

1430
00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:03,762
>> I HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY

1431
00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:06,064
HEART FOR RAJA, AND SHE GOT

1432
00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:07,999
NOTHING RIGHT.

1433
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:10,302
DON'T SWIM IN THE BIG POND UNTIL

1434
00:36:10,302 --> 00:36:11,670
YOU GOT YOUR LITTLE FLOATIES ON,

1435
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:12,471
GIRLFRIEND.

1436
00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:13,805
>> I SEE IMPROVEMENT.

1437
00:36:13,805 --> 00:36:15,274
IS IT ENOUGH IMPROVEMENT?

1438
00:36:15,274 --> 00:36:16,708
I'M NOT SURE.

1439
00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:18,143
>> ROXXXY ANDREWS.

1440
00:36:18,143 --> 00:36:19,911
>> HER PERFORMANCE AS MARIAH,

1441
00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:20,846
IT WAS SPOT-ON.

1442
00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:21,647
>> YEAH.

1443
00:36:21,647 --> 00:36:23,048
>> BUT I DON'T WANT TO SEE

1444
00:36:23,048 --> 00:36:23,749
BOOBS.

1445
00:36:23,749 --> 00:36:24,416
I MEAN--

1446
00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:25,417
>> WHY ARE YOU SITTING NEXT TO

1447
00:36:25,417 --> 00:36:26,385
MICHELLE, THEN?

1448
00:36:26,385 --> 00:36:27,286
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

1449
00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:28,520
>> I DON'T WANT TO SEE BOOBS

1450
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,656
WHEN I'M AT DRAG RACE.

1451
00:36:30,656 --> 00:36:32,858
>> JINKX MONSOON.

1452
00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:33,859
>> THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE

1453
00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:34,860
OFFENSIVE, BUT IS THAT A

1454
00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:35,694
PROSTHETIC NOSE TONIGHT?

1455
00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:36,928
>> NO, THAT IS HER REAL NOSE.

1456
00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:37,663
>> OH, MY GOD.

1457
00:36:37,663 --> 00:36:38,664
>> SO DO YOU THINK THAT, THE WAY

1458
00:36:38,664 --> 00:36:40,098
SHE SHADED IT, IT LOOKED ALMOST

1459
00:36:40,098 --> 00:36:40,932
ALICE THE GOON-ISH?

1460
00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:41,667
>> YEAH.

1461
00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:44,035
>> THAT SAID, SHE'S CERTAINLY

1462
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:45,604
THE BEST ACTRESS UP THERE.

1463
00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:47,306
I MEAN, SHE'S PHENOMENAL.

1464
00:36:47,306 --> 00:36:49,475
>> JADE JOLIE.

1465
00:36:49,475 --> 00:36:51,277
>> HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR HER

1466
00:36:51,277 --> 00:36:53,445
PORTRAYAL OF DELTA, THAT WHOLE

1467
00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:55,113
THING WOULD'VE BEEN UNWATCHABLE.

1468
00:36:55,113 --> 00:36:56,515
>> I'M A LITTLE BORED.

1469
00:36:56,515 --> 00:36:57,449
YOU KNOW, COME ON.

1470
00:36:57,449 --> 00:36:58,484
FAT SUIT, FUNNY.

1471
00:36:58,484 --> 00:36:59,885
>> MONICA BEVERLY HILLZ,

1472
00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:01,186
WHO CONFESSED TO US THAT SHE

1473
00:37:01,186 --> 00:37:02,888
ACTUALLY IS IN THE MIDDLE OF

1474
00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:03,755
TRANSITIONING.

1475
00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:04,756
>> GOOD FOR HER.

1476
00:37:04,756 --> 00:37:05,624
I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT.

1477
00:37:05,624 --> 00:37:06,825
SHE'S GONNA HAVE A GREAT LIFE.

1478
00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:07,826
>> BUT SHE DIDN'T EMBODY ANY

1479
00:37:07,826 --> 00:37:09,160
JIGGLY.

1480
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,161
SHE COULD'VE GONE ALL THE WAY

1481
00:37:10,161 --> 00:37:11,263
AND BLACKED OUT SOME TEETH.

1482
00:37:11,263 --> 00:37:13,198
>> YES! YOU COULD'VE EVEN DONE

1483
00:37:13,198 --> 00:37:14,633
HER EXPRESSION, YOU KNOW,

1484
00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:16,067
THAT, LIKE--

1485
00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:18,504
>> [guffaws]

1486
00:37:18,504 --> 00:37:20,038
>> I DON'T SEE THE PERFORMER.

1487
00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:21,807
>> ALASKA.

1488
00:37:21,807 --> 00:37:24,743
>> HER PHI PHI WAS FANTASTIC.

1489
00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:25,744
>> I ACTUALLY THINK HER

1490
00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,713
PERFORMANCE REALLY FAILED.

1491
00:37:27,713 --> 00:37:29,915
I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER THE TOP

1492
00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:31,283
IN NOT A FUNNY WAY.

1493
00:37:31,283 --> 00:37:33,319
>> COCO MONTRESE.

1494
00:37:33,319 --> 00:37:35,421
>> SHE IS SUCH A BADASS.

1495
00:37:35,421 --> 00:37:37,656
THE LIP-SYNCHING SHE HAD DOWN

1496
00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:38,324
TO A TEE.

1497
00:37:38,324 --> 00:37:40,125
>> HER LASHAUWN WAS BEYOND

1498
00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:40,959
LASHAUWN.

1499
00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:42,594
>> DETOX.

1500
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,129
>> FLAWLESS AND BEAUTIFUL.

1501
00:37:44,129 --> 00:37:45,631
>> IT JUST DIDN'T DO IT FOR ME.

1502
00:37:45,631 --> 00:37:46,498
SHE DIDN'T DO IT FOR ME.

1503
00:37:46,498 --> 00:37:48,934
SHE KIND OF FEELS LIKE SHE'S

1504
00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:49,901
FIGURED IT ALL OUT.

1505
00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:51,069
YOU LOVE HER. WE GET IT.

1506
00:37:51,069 --> 00:37:53,505
>> NO, I LOVE ALL OF THEM.

1507
00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:55,206
>> SILENCE!

1508
00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:56,342
I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1509
00:37:56,342 --> 00:37:57,776
>> THANK GOD.

1510
00:37:57,776 --> 00:37:59,177
>> [mumbles incoherently]

1511
00:37:59,244 --> 00:38:01,279
>> [laughs]

1512
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,281
>> [laughing]

1513
00:38:06,151 --> 00:38:08,620
>> [laughing]

1514
00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:10,689
WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1515
00:38:10,689 --> 00:38:12,424
BASED ON YOUR PERFORMANCES IN

1516
00:38:12,424 --> 00:38:14,360
THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE AND ON THE

1517
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,061
MAIN STAGE, I'VE MADE SOME

1518
00:38:16,061 --> 00:38:16,728
DECISIONS.

1519
00:38:16,728 --> 00:38:17,729
[suspenseful music]

1520
00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:19,498
*

1521
00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:20,499
MONICA BEVERLY HILLZ,

1522
00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:23,001
PLEASE STEP FORWARD.

1523
00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:25,937
SERENA CHACHA.

1524
00:38:25,937 --> 00:38:27,739
MONICA, YOUR PERFORMANCE THIS

1525
00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:30,542
WEEK WAS A LITTLE TOO JIGGLY

1526
00:38:30,542 --> 00:38:33,211
AND NOT ENOUGH CALIENTE.

1527
00:38:33,211 --> 00:38:36,281
AND, SERENA, AS TEAM LEADER,

1528
00:38:36,281 --> 00:38:37,616
YOU FORGOT TO COVER YOUR OWN

1529
00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:40,352
ASS.

1530
00:38:40,352 --> 00:38:41,887
I'M SORRY, MY DEARS, BUT YOU

1531
00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:44,890
ARE BOTH UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1532
00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:50,161
THE REST OF YOU...

1533
00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:52,598
MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1534
00:38:52,598 --> 00:38:53,565
>> IT WAS NO SURPRISE TO ME THAT

1535
00:38:53,565 --> 00:38:54,500
I WAS GONNA BE ON THE BOTTOM

1536
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:55,100
TWO.

1537
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,167
[sighs] I SHOULD'VE SAID

1538
00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:57,335
SOMETHING EARLIER.

1539
00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,471
>> BOTTOM TWO AGAIN.

1540
00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:01,540
FUCK MY LIFE.

1541
00:39:01,607 --> 00:39:03,809
>> TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1542
00:39:03,809 --> 00:39:05,877
LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

1543
00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:08,614
TO IMPRESS ME, TO SAVE YOURSELF

1544
00:39:08,614 --> 00:39:11,483
FROM ELIMINATION.

1545
00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:13,519
THE TIME HAS COME...

1546
00:39:13,519 --> 00:39:15,387
TO LIP-SYNCH...

1547
00:39:15,387 --> 00:39:18,657
FOR YOUR LIFE.

1548
00:39:18,657 --> 00:39:20,025
>> SORRY, SERENA.

1549
00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:21,226
I'M GONNA LIP-SYNCH FOR MY

1550
00:39:21,226 --> 00:39:22,561
MOTHERFUCKING LIFE.

1551
00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:24,129
>> GOOD LUCK.

1552
00:39:24,129 --> 00:39:25,997
AND DON'T FUCK IT UP.

1553
00:39:26,064 --> 00:39:28,534
>> * LA-LA LA LA

1554
00:39:28,534 --> 00:39:31,603
* I WANT YOU TO LOVE ME

1555
00:39:31,670 --> 00:39:34,840
* LIKE I'M A HOT RIDE *

1556
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,041
* UH, YEAH

1557
00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:38,109
* I WANNA MAKE YOU BEG FOR IT

1558
00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:39,177
* THEN I'MA MAKE YOU *

1559
00:39:39,177 --> 00:39:42,080
* SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE

1560
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,348
* OH

1561
00:39:43,348 --> 00:39:45,851
* WANT YOU TO MAKE ME FEEL

1562
00:39:45,851 --> 00:39:47,486
* LIKE I'M THE ONLY GIRL *

1563
00:39:47,486 --> 00:39:48,754
* IN THE WORLD

1564
00:39:48,754 --> 00:39:50,589
* LIKE I'M THE ONLY ONE *

1565
00:39:50,589 --> 00:39:53,058
* THAT YOU'LL EVER LOVE *

1566
00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:53,925
* LIKE I'M THE ONLY ONE *

1567
00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:54,926
>> I THINK I'M THE BIGGER

1568
00:39:54,926 --> 00:39:55,694
CONTENDER, HONESTLY.

1569
00:39:55,694 --> 00:39:56,995
I THINK I HAVE A LOT MORE THAN

1570
00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:57,796
SHE HAS.

1571
00:39:57,796 --> 00:39:59,297
>> * ONLY ONE

1572
00:39:59,297 --> 00:40:01,533
* TAKE ME FOR A RIDE

1573
00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:02,634
>> OH, MY GOD.

1574
00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:03,902
SERENA DID A SPLIT.

1575
00:40:03,969 --> 00:40:04,870
OH, WAIT, SHE DID THAT LAST

1576
00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:05,704
TIME.

1577
00:40:05,771 --> 00:40:06,505
>> * HIGH, HIGH

1578
00:40:06,505 --> 00:40:10,308
* LET ME MAKE YOU FIRST, FIRST

1579
00:40:10,308 --> 00:40:15,847
* MAKE IT LAST ALL NIGHT

1580
00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:17,816
* WANT YOU TO MAKE ME FEEL

1581
00:40:17,816 --> 00:40:19,417
* LIKE I'M THE ONLY GIRL *

1582
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:20,819
* IN THE WORLD

1583
00:40:20,819 --> 00:40:22,521
>> MONICA IS SLAYING THE HELL

1584
00:40:22,521 --> 00:40:24,756
OUT OF SERENA, AND I'M VERY

1585
00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:25,524
HAPPY.

1586
00:40:25,591 --> 00:40:26,592
SERENA CAN GET THE HELL OUT OF

1587
00:40:26,592 --> 00:40:27,392
HERE.

1588
00:40:27,459 --> 00:40:30,295
>> * IN THE WORLD

1589
00:40:30,295 --> 00:40:35,333
* GIRL IN THE WORLD

1590
00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:36,067
>> [laughing] WHOA!

1591
00:40:36,067 --> 00:40:40,371
[laughter and applause]

1592
00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:42,373
>> LADIES, I'VE MADE MY

1593
00:40:42,373 --> 00:40:45,243
DECISION.

1594
00:40:45,243 --> 00:40:48,446
MONICA BEVERLY HILLZ,

1595
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:52,017
SHANTE. YOU STAY.

1596
00:40:52,017 --> 00:40:54,185
>> [exhales]

1597
00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:55,854
>> YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1598
00:40:55,854 --> 00:40:59,625
>> THANK YOU.

1599
00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:02,761
>> SERENA CHACHA, YOU ARE A

1600
00:41:02,761 --> 00:41:05,163
YOUNG AND TALENTED QUEEN WITH

1601
00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:08,033
SO MUCH MORE TO SHOW THE WORLD.

1602
00:41:08,033 --> 00:41:11,002
KEEP ON KEEPING ON, PANA-MAMA.

1603
00:41:11,002 --> 00:41:13,705
NOW SASHAY AWAY.

1604
00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:16,675
>> THANK YOU.

1605
00:41:19,778 --> 00:41:20,478
IT SUCKS.

1606
00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:21,479
I FEEL LIKE THERE WAS A LOT MORE

1607
00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:22,447
TO OFFER.

1608
00:41:22,447 --> 00:41:23,448
BUT THERE'S NOTHING I WOULD

1609
00:41:23,448 --> 00:41:24,449
CHANGE, EXCEPT FOR NOT BEING

1610
00:41:24,449 --> 00:41:25,450
TEAM CAPTAIN.

1611
00:41:25,450 --> 00:41:26,985
TO THE OTHER QUEENS, PICK UP A

1612
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:29,054
BOOK AND GO READ.

1613
00:41:29,054 --> 00:41:31,923
>> ONE DOZEN QUEENS,

1614
00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:34,392
ONE STEP CLOSER TO BECOMING

1615
00:41:34,392 --> 00:41:37,262
AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

1616
00:41:37,262 --> 00:41:39,130
NOW REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE

1617
00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:41,232
YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL

1618
00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:42,467
YOU GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1619
00:41:42,467 --> 00:41:44,169
CAN I GET AN AMEN UP IN HERE?

1620
00:41:44,169 --> 00:41:46,304
>> all: AMEN!

1621
00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:48,139
>> NOW LET THE MUSIC PLAY.

1622
00:41:48,139 --> 00:41:49,140
[RuPaul's The Beginning]

1623
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:53,545
*

1624
00:41:53,545 --> 00:41:54,345
* GET GET GET GET

1625
00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:55,681
* GET IT RIGHT

1626
00:41:55,681 --> 00:41:57,816
* THIS IS THE BEGINNING

1627
00:41:57,816 --> 00:41:58,817
* THE BEGINNING

1628
00:41:58,817 --> 00:42:00,652
* THIS IS THE BEGINNING

1629
00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:03,655
* OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE