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>> PREVIOUSLY ON

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RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE...

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>> COCO MONTRESE.

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>> ALYSSA EDWARDS.

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>> WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN IN TWO

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YEARS.

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THE PAGEANT TORE OUR FRIENDSHIP

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APART.

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>> ALYSSA AND I WILL HAVE OUR

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MOMENT LATER TOGETHER, 'CAUSE WE

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NEED A MOMENT.

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>> YOU'LL BE LIP-SYNCHING TO THE

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SPOKEN WORD, DARLING.

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>> I THINK LINEYSHA IS GOING TO

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STRUGGLE THE MOST BECAUSE OF

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THE LANGUAGE BARRIER.

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>> THIS IS NOT RUPAUL'S BEST

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FRIEND RACE.

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>> NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.

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I'M NOT FOCUSED BECAUSE I HAVE

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SO MUCH GOING ON IN MY HEAD.

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[choked up] I'M NOT JUST A DRAG

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QUEEN.

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I'M A TRANSGENDERED WOMAN.

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>> ONE OF YOU REALLY LIP-SMACKED

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THE COMPETITION.

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LINEYSHA SPARX.

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>> [laughs]

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>> MONICA BEVERLY HILLZ...

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SHANTE, YOU STAY.

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SERENA CHACHA...

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SASHAY AWAY.

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[footsteps approach]

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>> [sighs]

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>> CHACHA, ADIOS, DARLING.

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>> WE'RE BACK IN THE WORKROOM,

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AND SERENA WENT HOME.

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CAME A MESS. LEFT A MESS.

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>> OOH!

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>> AS YOU CAN TELL, I AM JUST

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VERY UPSET.

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[laughs]

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>> "KEEP HEARING LIGHT."

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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

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>> "BEARING LIGHT."

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>> OH.

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>> OH, OKAY.

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'CAUSE THE ONLY THING I WAS

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HEARING WAS "SASHAY AWAY."

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[laughter]

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>> WELL, ON THAT NOTE.

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[sighs]

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I'M HAPPY I SURVIVED THE

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LIP-SYNCH.

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AND I LET OUT A HUGE SECRET.

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IT REALLY TOOK A TOLL TODAY,

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AND I JUST FELT LIKE, YOU KNOW

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WHAT?

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I CAN'T HOLD THAT SECRET

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ANYMORE.

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>> YEAH, SERIOUSLY.

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>> BE PROUD.

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>> WE ALL LOVE YOU.

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>> WE LOVE YOU.

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>> SO, SPEAKING OF SECRETS,

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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH

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YOU AND COCO?

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>> LOOK, AT THE END OF THE DAY,

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THIS, RIGHT HERE, I WON.

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>> MM.

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>> BUT WHO'S IN THE PICTURE?

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>> MISS COCO.

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>> I THINK YOU SHOULD ASK COCO.

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>> I WANT TO KNOW THE "T" ON

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WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU AND

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ALYSSA...

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>> OH, GOD.

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>> BECAUSE THIS HAS BEEN GOING

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ON FOR SO LONG.

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>> THEY CROWNED HER THAT NIGHT,

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YOU KNOW?

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AND THINGS HAPPEN, AND...

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OBLIGATIONS WEREN'T FULFILLED.

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AND IT PUT US IN A SITUATION

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WHERE OUR FRIENDSHIP WAS ON THE

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LINE.

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>> 'CAUSE YOU TOOK HER SPOT.

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>> LEGALLY, I HAD TO DO THAT.

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>> EVERY STORY HAS TWO SIDES.

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[dramatic music]

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>> WITH ALL THE CONTROVERSY

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AT MISS GAY AMERICA, THIS IS A

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PERSONAL VENDETTA FOR MYSELF.

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I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GET

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THIS OFF MY CHEST.

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*

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[engine turns over]

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>> * RUPAUL DRAG RACE

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>> THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S DRAG

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RACE RECEIVES A SICKENING

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SUPPLY OF COLOREVOLUTION

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COSMETICS, A LUXURY TRIP

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COURTESY OF ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL,

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HEADLINE LOGO'S DRAG RACE TOUR,

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AND A CASH PRIZE OF $100,000.

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AND TONIGHT, EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST

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JUDGES PAULINA PORIZKOVA AND

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COCO.

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>> * RUPAUL DRAG RACE

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* MAY THE BEST WOMAN

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* BEST WOMAN WIN

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[tires squeal]

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>> WHOO!

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>> WHOO.

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>> YAY!

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[all cheering and clapping]

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>> [together] ROLASKATOX.

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>> [laughs]

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>> IT'S A NEW DAY.

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I'M WALKING INTO THE WORKROOM,

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WONDERING WHAT THE HELL IS ABOUT

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TO HAPPEN.

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NO MORE GROUPS.

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>> NO.

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>> NO MORE GROUPS.

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[siren blares]

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>> OOH, GIRL!

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YOU'VE GOT SHE-MAIL.

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HEY, MY LITTLE LADYBOYS.

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>> all: HEY.

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>> GROWING UP IS SO OVERRATED,

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AND AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

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SUPERSTAR NEEDS TO REALLY

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EMBRACE HER INNER CHILD IF SHE'S

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GONNA BECOME ONE FIERCE

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MOTHER-TUCKER.

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THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU

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BY THE LETTER "T."

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[zap]

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[engine roars]

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>> OH, MY GOD.

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>> OH.

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>> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

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[overlapping greetings]

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

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>> all: NO.

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>> IT'S TIME FOR THE JUNIOR

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DRAG SUPERSTAR PAGEANT!

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>> OH!

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>> all: [exclaiming]

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>> INSTANTLY, I'M THINKING,

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"A PAGEANT?"

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THIS IS MY GIG, AND I'VE BEEN

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QUITE SUCCESSFUL AT IT.

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>> BUT, LADIES, YOU WON'T BE THE

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CONTESTANTS.

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YOU NEED TO TURN THESE BOY TOYS

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INTO CUTIE PATOOTIES.

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PICK A PARTNER.

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>> I LOOKED TO THE LEFT AND

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SAID, "OH, HELL NO.

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I'M NOT WORKING WITH ALYSSA."

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>> YOU'VE GOT 15 MINUTES.

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THE TEAM WITH THE MOST SICKENING

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PAINTED BABY WILL WIN.

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READY, SET, DRAG THE CHILDREN.

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>> WHOA!

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[energetic music]

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*

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>> YOU KNOW, WE'RE ALL

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CONSIDERED KAI KAI NOW.

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WE HAVE DAUGHTERS WITH ANOTHER

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QUEEN.

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>> OUR GIRL'S GONNA WIN GRAND

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SUPREME.

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YOU JUST WATCH.

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>> LITTLE FLIPPERS.

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>> [laughs]

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>> DON'T MESS IT UP, OR YOU

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WON'T GET NO GO-GO JUICE.

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I IMMEDIATELY TURN INTO PAGEANT

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MOM.

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NOW, I NEVER COULD MAKE IT IN

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THE PAGEANT SCENE WHEN I WAS A

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GIRL, SO YOU'RE SO LUCKY YOU

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GET TO DO THIS.

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>> TIME'S UP.

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NOW, MAY I PRESENT THE DRAG

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SUPERSTARS OF TOMORROW.

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FIRST UP, ROXXXY ANDREWS AND

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DETOX.

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[applause]

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>> HI, I'M RACHEL ZOE, AND THIS

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IS OUR DAUGHTER, VAXELINE

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ANDROXXX ZOE.

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SHE JUST WANTS TO GO TO PARIS

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EVERY WEEKEND AND SEE THE SHOWS,

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DRESSED IN ALL THE FINEST

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COUTURE.

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AND BECAUSE I'M RACHEL ZOE,

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WE ALLOW THAT.

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>> [laughs]

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>> SHE'S KIND OF A BIG DEAL.

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[camera shutter snaps]

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>> I'D LIKE TO PRESENT LITTLE

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TINA LOU DEVEREAUX.

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SHE WANTS TO MAKE MAKEUP

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AND FASHIONABLE ACCESSORIES

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MORE ACCESSIBLE TO YOUNG GIRLS,

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BECAUSE IT IS NEVER TOO YOUNG

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TO START UPHOLDING THE

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"AMURRICAN" IDEAL OF

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"FEMININITITY".

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>> I COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT

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BETTER MYSELF.

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>> WATERMELON IS DECKED OUT

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IN GLITZ, GLAMOUR, AND A FLIPPER

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SHE'S ABLE TO GROW INTO FOR THE

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YEARS TO COME.

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SHE'S A WORLD CHAMPION

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WATERMELON SEED SPITTER.

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>> [laughs]

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>> I PRESENT TO YOU OUR VERY

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OWN SAVANNAH LEE.

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SHE IS A FORMER MISS MESQUITE,

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LITTLE MISS AMERICA.

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HER PLATFORM IN LIFE IS WORLD

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PEACE FOR ALL.

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>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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>> NOW THAT'S A MODERN FAMILY.

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>> I'D LIKE EVERYONE TO MEET

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LIL' POUND CAKE.

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HER CATCHPHRASE IS, "YOU'RE NOT

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MY REAL DAD, AND YOU NEVER WILL

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BE."

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>> [laughing]

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>> LIL' POUND CAKE ENJOYS RIDING

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DIRTY AND BEING A STRAIGHT-UP

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MOTHERFUCKING SHIT PIG.

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>> [cackling]

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>> MONICA AND I HAVE OUR

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DAUGHTER, PATTY PARK PLACE.

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SHE'S WON SEVERAL PAGEANTS,

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AND UNLIKE SAVANNAH, SHE'S

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COMPLETED ALL OF HER REIGNS.

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>> OH!

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>> COCO MONTRESE DECIDES TO

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THROW A LITTLE BIT OF SHADE

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AND BE REAL CUTE.

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I DON'T GET CUTE.

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I GET DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS.

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[whispers] SHADE.

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>> SO, THE MISS JUNIOR DRAG

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SUPERSTAR IS...

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[suspenseful music]

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*

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LIL' POUND CAKE.

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>> OH!

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WE WON, WE WON!

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>> ALL HAIL LIL' POUND CAKE.

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NOW, FOR THIS WEEK'S MAIN

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CHALLENGE, YOU'LL BE CREATING

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LOVABLE, ECCENTRIC CHARACTERS

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FOR YOUR OWN KIDSTER TELEVISION

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SHOWS.

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>> all: [exclaiming]

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>> CHILDREN'S TV?

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I'M LIKE, "WHAT THE

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MOTHERFUCKING HELL?"

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>> YOUR TARGET AUDIENCE IS THE

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YOUNG AND THE YOUNG AT HEART,

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SO YOUR PROGRAM SHOULD BE BOTH

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ENTERTAINING AND

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"EDUMACATIONAL".

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YOU'LL BE WORKING IN TWO GROUPS.

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LINEYSHA AND ALASKA, SINCE YOU

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WON THE MINI-CHALLENGE, YOU'LL

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BE TEAM CAPTAINS.

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LINEYSHA, YOU PICK FIRST.

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>> HONEY.

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>> TOXIE.

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>> COCO MONTRESE.

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>> HEY, GIRL.

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>> ROXXX-AN.

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>> ROLASKATOX!

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>> both: ROLASKATOX!

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[laughter]

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>> JINKX.

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>> VIVIENNE.

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>> [nasal voice] IVY WINTERRR.

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[laughs]

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[nasal voice] WINTERRRS.

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>> "MONTICA".

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>> YAY.

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>> ALL RIGHT, LINEYSHA.

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WHO DO YOU CHOOSE NEXT?

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>> [whispers indistinctly]

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WE WERE ALL IN LINEYSHA'S EAR

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SAYING, "DON'T PICK ALYSSA."

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>> JADE.

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>> [whispers] THANK GOD.

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>> SO ALYSSA WILL GO TO ALASKA.

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>> DARLING.

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>> I MIGHT HAVE BEEN PICKED

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LAST, BUT HONESTLY, I ENDED UP

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ON THE TEAM THAT I WANTED TO BE

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ON.

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THE QUEENS OF THE COMPETITION.

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>> GENTLEMEN, START YOUR

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ENGINES.

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AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

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>> I HAVE A IDEA.

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WHY YOU CAN'T MAKE, LIKE, A

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MUPPET AND TAKE TALKING LIKE,

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"LA LA LA LA," AND--

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>> OHH.

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>> VENTRILOQUIST?

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>> VENTRILOQUIST, SO--

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>> YES, YOU, AND SHE'S THE

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LITTLE GIRL.

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>> OH, LIKE A VENTRILOQUIST

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DUMMY.

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>> GIRL, THEY 'BOUT TO TRY TO

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SEND ME HOME.

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IN THE SHOW IN VEGAS, I'M THE

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STAR.

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SO WHEN YOU GIVE ME A ROLE LIKE

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A VENTRILOQUIST DOLL...

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>> SO WHAT ARE SOME THINGS THAT

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WE CAN TALK ABOUT?

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UM...

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>> UM...

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>> NOW IS THE HARD PART.

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WE HAVE TO ACTUALLY COME UP WITH

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THE MATERIAL.

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I'M TRYING TO FIND OUT--FIGURE

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OUT HOW TO MAKE IT FUNNY.

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>> THIS IS REALLY, REALLY HARD.

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>> AT SOME POINT, I THINK COCO

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GOT FRUSTRATED AND KIND OF

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WALKED OFF.

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>> I WANT TO WEAR MY HAIR UP.

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I'LL BE GLAD WHEN THE GROUP

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CHALLENGES ARE OVER.

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>> I'M KIND OF PANICKING.

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HOW ARE WE GONNA PULL THIS OFF?

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[dramatic chord]

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>> COMING UP...

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IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THAT

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YOU'D ACTUALLY BE OUT OF DRAG.

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>> I'M IN DRAG, RU.

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>> BUT YOU'RE IN A MALE DRAG.

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>> I HEARD THAT YOU WENT AROUND

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EVERYWHERE AND BADMOUTHED ME.

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>> FUCK YOU, ALYSSA.

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>> [laughing]

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>> [laughing]

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[light hip-hop music]

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*

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>> SO OUR CHALLENGE IS TO PUT

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TOGETHER A CHILDREN'S TELEVISION

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SHOW WHICH IS FULL OF SNEAKY

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LITTLE DIRTY DOUBLE-ENTENDRES.

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OUR WORD OF THE DAY IS BOX.

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THIS IS THE CHALLENGE THAT I'VE

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BEEN WAITING FOR.

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FINALLY WE GET TO ACT, AND WE

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GET TO WRITE, AND WE GET TO

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CREATE.

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I'M GONNA BE A FARMER.

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AND WE CAN EACH BE, LIKE, A

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BARNYARD ANIMAL.

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>> I'LL BE THE CHICKEN LADY.

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>> AND YOU SHOULD BE, LIKE,

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VENUS XTRAVAGANZA.

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YOU SHOULD BE HER.

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"OH, YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT..."

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>> both: "READING, DAHLING."

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>> YOU CAN JUST BE UNCLE DICK

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THE CROSS-DRESSER.

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>> BE, LIKE, REAL BUTCH ABOUT

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IT.

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[rough voice] LOOK AT HOW PRETTY

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I AM.

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AND NOT FISHY.

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>> REALLY?

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THE CROSS-DRESSING UNCLE?

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GIRL, THEY'RE PULLING THE PATCH.

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CAN'T BE BOTHERED.

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DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE MORE

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FUNNY, 'CAUSE SHE'S FISHIER

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THAN ME, IF SHE WAS THE UNCLE

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DICK?

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>> I LIKE YOU AS A

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CROSS-DRESSER.

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I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT

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ALYSSA BECAUSE SHE'S VERY MUCH--

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IT'S, OH, ALYSSA HAS TO LOOK

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THIS WAY, AND ALYSSA HAS TO LOOK

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THAT WAY.

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AND I HOPE THAT DOESN'T HOLD US

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BACK.

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>> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

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>> all: [shouting greetings]

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DID I CATCH YOU BOYS PLAYING

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DRESS-UP?

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>> UH-HUH.

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>> WELL, HELLO, TEAM ALASKA.

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>> all: HI, RU.

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>> HOW'S IT GOING OVER HERE?

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>> IT'S GOING.

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>> WHO'S GONNA BE YOUR HOST?

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>> HI.

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00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:13,473
>> NOW, WHAT CHARACTER ARE YOU

422
00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:14,141
DOING?

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>> BUFFALO BILL.

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>> OH, OKAY.

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00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:18,145
>> AND, UM, IT'S A BARNYARD,

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AND OUR SHOW IS CALLED SOMETHING

427
00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:22,015
LIKE BARNYARD BOOGERS.

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>> [laughs]

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00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,151
SO WHO'S DOING THE WORD OF THE

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DAY?

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>> THAT'S ME.

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>> WHAT IS THE WORD OF THE DAY?

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>> BOX.

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>> BOX?

435
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:29,356
>> B-O-X.

436
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,758
>> OF COURSE.

437
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,125
AND IT'S JUST NOW COMING TO ME

438
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HOW YOU CAN MAKE--

439
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,094
>> A LOT OF THINGS COME IN MY

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BOX.

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>> [laughs] YES, A LOT OF THINGS

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COULD COME IN YOUR BOX.

443
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:37,397
EXACTLY.

444
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:38,966
[laughter]

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00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:40,067
NOW, WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING?

446
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,068
>> SHE'S TEACHING THE SOCIAL

447
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LESSON OF THE DAY.

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>> DON'T BE THROWING NO SHADE.

449
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,305
>> AND HOW DO YOU GET KIDS TO

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NOT THROW SHADE?

451
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WELL, YOU KNOW, THE THING ABOUT

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THESE SHOWS, ESPECIALLY, LIKE,

453
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,748
PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE, IS THAT

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A LOT OF WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE

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HAS A SUBVERSIVE TWIST TO IT.

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DO YOU HAVE A MESSAGE THAT

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YOU'RE TRYING TO CONVEY TO THE

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CHILDREN?

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00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:03,356
>> DOWN WITH COMMUNISM.

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[laughter]

461
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:06,726
>> OKAY.

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00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,727
YOU GUYS HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO

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00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,329
DO, AND I'M GONNA LET YOU GET

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00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:10,030
BACK TO IT, OKAY?

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00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:10,697
>> THANK YOU.

466
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:11,431
>> ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU

467
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LATER.

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>> THANK YOU.

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00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,268
>> HEY, TEAM LINEYSHA.

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>> all: HI.

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00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:18,939
>> SO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR KIDSTER

472
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:19,840
SHOW.

473
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,208
WHO'S GONNA DO YOUR "HOW TO"

474
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:21,975
SEGMENT?

475
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,176
>> LINEYSHA AND MYSELF.

476
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:23,911
>> OH, REALLY?

477
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,013
>> WE ARE MAKING BANANA SPLITS.

478
00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:27,247
>> IN TWO LANGUAGES.

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>> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO

480
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,751
REALLY SEND IT OVER THE TOP?

481
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,223
>> IT'S GONNA BE FUNNY.

482
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:36,890
[laughs]

483
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:37,958
>> ALL RIGHT.

484
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,059
ARE YOU THE HOST?

485
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,227
>> YES, LINEYSHA ASKED ME TO BE

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THE HOST.

487
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,195
>> AND WHICH--WHAT PART OF THE

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00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,196
CHALLENGE HAVE YOU BEEN

489
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:43,997
ASSIGNED?

490
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,032
>> ACTUALLY, COCO AND I ARE

491
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:46,233
BOTH DOING THE SOCIAL LESSON

492
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,300
FOR THE DAY.

493
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,401
>> WHICH IS WHAT?

494
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,270
>> IT'S "ALWAYS TELL THE 'T'."

495
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,939
>> OF COURSE.

496
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,173
>> T.T. AND TINY.

497
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,474
T.T.'S ALWAYS TEACHING TINY

498
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:55,342
TO TELL THE "T."

499
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,009
>> RIGHT.

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00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:56,877
ARE YOU GONNA BE ABLE TO BRING

501
00:12:56,877 --> 00:13:00,080
THE FUNNY, THOUGH?

502
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,148
>> I THINK WE'RE GONNA FOCUS

503
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:02,149
MORE ON QUALITY AND NOT

504
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,550
QUANTITY.

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00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,018
>> ALL RIGHT.

506
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,287
WELL, YOU KIDS HAVE A LOT TO

507
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,221
WORK WITH.

508
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,422
YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO DO.

509
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,357
SO I'M GONNA LET YOU GET BACK TO

510
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:11,024
IT, OKAY?

511
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:11,691
>> ALL RIGHT. THANKS, RU.

512
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:12,392
>> ALL RIGHT, TURN IT OUT.

513
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,061
>> THANK YOU, RU.

514
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:14,928
>> WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SHOW RU

515
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:18,131
THAT WE ALL CAN BE FUNNY.

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[energetic music]

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*

518
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,403
>> LOOK, DO YOU LIKE THAT LOOK?

519
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:24,637
>> YOU LOOK LIKE WILLAM.

520
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,874
>> [laughs]

521
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:27,574
[magical glissando]

522
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,641
[cheery piano music]

523
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:33,546
*

524
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,148
>> HELLO, LADIES.

525
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,649
>> HI, RUPAUL.

526
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,051
WE'RE RIGHT ABOUT TO SHOOT

527
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,586
OUR TV SHOW FOR KIDS, AND I'M

528
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:40,954
FEELING VERY EXCITED, BECAUSE

529
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:41,889
I REALLY FEEL LIKE WE'RE GONNA

530
00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:42,755
NAIL IT.

531
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:43,656
>> IT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE WHEN WE

532
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,492
TALKED IN THE WORKROOM, AND YOU

533
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,359
SAID BUFFALO BILL, IT NEVER

534
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,227
OCCURRED TO ME THAT YOU'D

535
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:50,030
ACTUALLY BE OUT OF DRAG.

536
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,364
>> I'M IN DRAG, RU.

537
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:54,434
>> BUT YOU'RE IN A MALE DRAG.

538
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,869
THAT'S AN INTERESTING CHOICE.

539
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,404
>> HERE WE GO.

540
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:58,205
WE'RE GOING TO GET READ BEFORE

541
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,507
WE EVEN START?

542
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,542
TWO THUMBS DOWN.

543
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:03,877
>> ALL RIGHT, MICHELLE AND I ARE

544
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,445
HERE TO DIRECT YOU.

545
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,881
SO SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT.

546
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:08,815
ACTION.

547
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,083
>> LOOK, EVERYBODY.

548
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,484
IT'S CLUCKY THE COCK!

549
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:12,585
>> [clucking]

550
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,821
IT'S OUR SECRET WORD OF THE DAY.

551
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,689
YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT IT IS?

552
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,857
IT'S "BOX"!

553
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,226
>> WHOA!

554
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,060
>> [laughs]

555
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:20,727
>> CUT.

556
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:21,895
CLUCKY, YOU'RE DELIVERING YOUR

557
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,596
LINES TO BUFFALO BILL.

558
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:24,531
YOU'VE GOT TO PLAY MORE TO THE

559
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,298
CAMERA.

560
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,266
ACTION.

561
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,001
>> SO MANY THINGS FIT INSIDE

562
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:28,902
MY BOX.

563
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,203
>> [laughing]

564
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,304
>> THIS IS A PETITE BOX.

565
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,539
I DON'T THINK IT'S MICHELLE'S.

566
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,008
>> [guffaws]

567
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,809
>> [squawking] BOXES!

568
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,045
>> [lisping] I AM SHO EXCITED

569
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:38,946
TO BE HERE.

570
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,513
I'M READY TO TOSH YOUR SHALAD,

571
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,415
ANITA.

572
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:43,550
FIRST THING YOU WANT TO DO IS

573
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,384
CLEAN YOUR LETTUCE.

574
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,320
>> I LIKE A CHEESY SALAD.

575
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,455
>> CUT. VIVIENNE...

576
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:49,122
>> YEAH?

577
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,090
>> IF YOU CAN BRING YOUR ENERGY

578
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,491
UP TO MEET ROXXXY'S--

579
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:52,359
>> OKAY.

580
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:53,393
>> IT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE IN TWO

581
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,327
DIFFERENT SKETCHES.

582
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,462
>> YOU GET LOST.

583
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:56,629
>> [flat] SAY, LET'S GO GET OUR

584
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,632
OTHER FRIENDS TO TOSS OUR SALAD.

585
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,536
>> MOVING ON.

586
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:06,173
>> IT'S REAL SUNNY UP HERE,

587
00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:08,575
BUT I DO LIKE A LITTLE BIT

588
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,676
OF SHADE.

589
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:10,577
>> CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO

590
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,245
GET SOME SUN?

591
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,248
SUNLIGHT ON THE SKIN...

592
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,186
BOOM. I BLANK.

593
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,253
>> CUT.

594
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,154
>> CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO

595
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,489
GET SOME SUN ON THIS SKIN?

596
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,224
SUNLIGHT IS, UH--

597
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:24,924
>> CUT.

598
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:25,825
>> CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO

599
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:28,095
GET SOME SUN?

600
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,696
SUNLIGHT ON THE SKIN--

601
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,764
OH, FUCK.

602
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,001
I'M, LIKE, TOTALLY SHITTING MY

603
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,002
FUCKING BATHING SUIT.

604
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,536
AND THAT'S NOT CUTE.

605
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:37,604
>> MONICA, DO YOU WANT TO LOOK

606
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,471
AT THE LINES AGAIN?

607
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,340
>> YEAH, THEY'RE RIGHT HERE.

608
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,041
>> OH, THEY ARE.

609
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:44,577
>> AND YOU'RE NOT READING IT?

610
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,346
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

611
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,215
FANTASTIC.

612
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:49,949
>> WHEN YOU'RE TEAM CAPTAIN, IF

613
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,784
THE WHOLE THING GOES LIKE A

614
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,320
TRAIN WRECK, THEN IT'S YOU WHO

615
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,888
HAS TO PAY FOR IT.

616
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,058
UGH.

617
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,726
>> COMING UP...

618
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:03,030
>> A NICE, PLUMP BANANA.

619
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,732
>> EN ESPANOL, GUINEO.

620
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:08,268
>> LINEYSHA JUST LITERALLY

621
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,769
TRANSLATED IT.

622
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,772
>> THIS IS MY LITTLE FRIEND.

623
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:16,709
COCO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HER LINES

624
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:17,377
ARE.

625
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,946
>> IS THAT IT?

626
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:21,448
[laughing]

627
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,853
>> [laughing]

628
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,188
>> WE'RE WALKING ON SET TO SHOOT

629
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,623
OUR CHILDREN'S TELEVISION SHOW.

630
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:31,991
>> AND THEY ARE ALL IN DRAG.

631
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,393
>> FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS ON

632
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:34,327
RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

633
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,228
>> UH-HUH.

634
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,297
>> COMEDY'S KIND OF MY THING,

635
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,765
SO I'M REALLY EXCITED TO REALLY

636
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:39,432
SHINE.

637
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,500
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE YOUR

638
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,734
BIG OPENING.

639
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:42,869
>> ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED FOR

640
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:45,505
TODAY'S EPISODE?

641
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,440
THE WORD OF THE DAY IS...

642
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,642
"BLOW."

643
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,544
>> JINKX REVEALED MY WORD, BLOW.

644
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:52,479
IT KIND OF THREW ME OFF.

645
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,513
>> YAY!

646
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:54,814
>> I HAD A SPEECH READY, AND

647
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,083
EVERYTHING RHYMED, SO I JUST HAD

648
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,150
TO SCRAMBLE AND JUST KIND OF

649
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,618
COME UP WITH SOMETHING QUICK.

650
00:16:58,618 --> 00:16:59,752
IF YOU THINK OF BLOW, I THINK

651
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:03,590
OF BUBBLES.

652
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:04,957
>> OH, LOOK AT ALL THOSE

653
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,960
BUBBLES YOU'RE BLOWING!

654
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,833
>> BLOW. [giggles]

655
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:14,734
>> CUT.

656
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,503
JADE, IT TOOK YOU A LITTLE BIT

657
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:18,271
LONGER TO LAND THE LINES.

658
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,306
GET TO THE POINT A LITTLE

659
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:20,840
FASTER.

660
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,709
>> LITTLE AGGRAVATED.

661
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,111
>> ACTION.

662
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,012
>> NOW, MY FAVORITE TREAT IS

663
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:27,414
THE BANANA SPLIT.

664
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:30,783
AND THE INGREDIENTS ARE A NICE,

665
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,952
PLUMP BANANA.

666
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:36,423
>> EN ESPANOL, GUINEO.

667
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,959
>> LINEYSHA IS NOT REALLY

668
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,761
BRINGING THE LATIN FLAVOR THAT

669
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:42,629
I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO

670
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:43,230
BRING.

671
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:43,963
>> GO AHEAD AND CUT THAT IN

672
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:44,631
HALF.

673
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:47,134
>> EN ESPANOL, CORTALO POR LA

674
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,501
MITAD.

675
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,337
>> SHE JUST LITERALLY TRANSLATED

676
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:51,304
IT.

677
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,206
>> CHERRIES.

678
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:57,710
>> EN ESPANOL, FRESAS.

679
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,078
>> ALL RIGHT, MOVING ON.

680
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,079
>> HELLO, EVERYONE.

681
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,149
I'M T.T., AND THIS IS MY LITTLE

682
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:06,653
FRIEND...

683
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:07,587
WE HAVEN'T EVEN PRACTICED.

684
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,088
COCO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HER LINES

685
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,723
ARE.

686
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,092
>> JESSICA.

687
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:13,993
>> ALL RIGHT, CUT.

688
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,129
>> YOUR TIMING IS TOO SLOW.

689
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:16,863
YOU NEED TO PICK IT UP.

690
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:17,964
COCO, YOU NEED TO BE ON IT.

691
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,567
>> READY, AND ACTION.

692
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:21,434
>> WHAT'S THE "T"?

693
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,769
WHY DO THEY REALLY CALL YOU

694
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,071
TINY?

695
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:28,508
>> 'CAUSE I'M SMALL.

696
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,510
YEAH.

697
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:31,978
I'M A VENTRILOQUIST DOLL.

698
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:32,879
I DON'T KNOW IF I'M SUPPOSED TO

699
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,080
LOOK AT THE CAMERA, LOOK AWAY

700
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,114
FROM THE CAMERA.

701
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:38,651
>> COCO, THINK MORE PINOCCHIO

702
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:42,389
AND LESS THE PUPPET FROM SAW.

703
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:43,490
>> DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT

704
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:47,126
YOU'D LIKE TO SAY?

705
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,329
>> IS THAT IT?

706
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,563
>> THAT'S IT.

707
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,764
>> ALL RIGHT.

708
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:52,932
DO YOU HAVE ANY NOTES?

709
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:53,600
>> NOPE.

710
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,603
>> OKAY, THAT'S A WRAP.

711
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,773
>> all: ROLASKATOX.

712
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,842
>> IT'S ELIMINATION DAY, AND

713
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,411
TODAY'S THEME FOR THE RUNWAY IS

714
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,945
"THINK PINK".

715
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,347
JINKX.

716
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,014
>> MM-HMM?

717
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,015
>> ARE YOU GONNA ADD THAT HAIR

718
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,149
INTO THAT HAIR?

719
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:10,850
>> YEAH.

720
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,785
MY GRANDMA GOT ME THIS WIG

721
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,621
WHEN I WAS, LIKE, 17.

722
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:15,588
>> SO YOUR GRANDMA WAS BUYING

723
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:16,423
YOU WIGS, GIRL?

724
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,124
>> MY MOM WASN'T REALLY INTO IT.

725
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:18,791
>> UH-HUH.

726
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,293
>> BUT MY GRANDMA AND I WOULD BE

727
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,494
GETTING ME IN DRAG, AND THEN I'D

728
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,162
GO OUT TO THE CLUB.

729
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,531
SHE'D LET ME BE WHO I WANTED TO

730
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,733
BE, YOU KNOW?

731
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,167
MY GRANDMA MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR

732
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,236
ME TO DO DRAG AT A VERY EARLY

733
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,503
AGE.

734
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,605
AND THAT'S WHEN I REALLY STARTED

735
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,542
COMING ALIVE.

736
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:38,311
SHE HELPED SET UP MY LIFE TO

737
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,347
PUT ME WHERE I AM TODAY.

738
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,481
SO IT HAS A LOT OF SENTIMENTAL

739
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:44,651
VALUE TO ME.

740
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,725
>> I FEEL SO MENTALLY DRAINED

741
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:53,460
RIGHT NOW.

742
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,762
I'M TRYING TO FINISH MY COSTUME,

743
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,464
AND THIS WHOLE ALYSSA THING,

744
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:58,698
IT'S STILL BOTHERING ME.

745
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,467
WE COMPETED AT MISS GAY AMERICA

746
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:01,133
TOGETHER.

747
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:01,801
>> HUH?

748
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:02,635
>> THEY CROWNED HER.

749
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:03,636
I ENDED UP HAVING TO TAKE OVER

750
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:04,537
THE TITLE.

751
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,172
WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN TWO YEARS.

752
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,173
>> COCO, IF YOU WANT TO COME

753
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,476
TALK TO ME, YOU CAN TALK TO ME,

754
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:10,410
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ ME

755
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,077
OVER THERE, THOUGH.

756
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:11,978
>> I'M NOT READING YOU.

757
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:12,979
I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT

758
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:15,014
YOU.

759
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,916
I'VE GOT TO GET THIS OFF MY

760
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:17,584
BACK.

761
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:18,985
THIS NEEDS TO BE DONE.

762
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:19,986
CAN I TALK TO YOU, LIKE, FIVE

763
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,855
MINUTES, JUST ME AND YOU?

764
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:23,890
>> OH, FUCK, THIS IS GONNA

765
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,858
GET FUCKING INTERESTING.

766
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:26,993
LET ME GET SOME POPCORN.

767
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:30,096
>> IT WAS PURE HELL.

768
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:30,763
>> OKAY.

769
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:31,831
>> HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU'RE

770
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,300
STANDING ONSTAGE WITH A CROWN ON

771
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,101
YOUR HEAD, SINGING YOUR SONG,

772
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,603
AND SOMEONE YELLS OUT, "YOU

773
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:37,404
AIN'T THE REAL MISS AMERICA

774
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,138
ANYWAY!"

775
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,007
I JUST SMILE AND WAVE.

776
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,810
IN THE INSIDE, I AM TORN.

777
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,578
I ALMOST LOST MY RELATIONSHIP

778
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,046
BECAUSE OF THAT WHOLE THING.

779
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,114
THAT WHOLE THING TURNED MY

780
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:49,015
WORLD UPSIDE-DOWN.

781
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,016
>> WELL, I LOST MY WHOLE

782
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:50,883
REPUTATION I'D WORKED TEN YEARS

783
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:51,584
FOR.

784
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,952
[chuckles]

785
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,153
HE DIDN'T WIN MISS GAY AMERICA.

786
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,055
I DID.

787
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,089
SO HE WASN'T THE ONE EMBARRASSED

788
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,157
IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE COMMUNITY.

789
00:20:58,157 --> 00:20:58,958
I WAS.

790
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,026
I'M THE VERY FIRST TO GET

791
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:00,760
DETHRONED.

792
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,928
NOBODY GETS DETHRONED.

793
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:02,895
I'M NOT A DRUG ADDICT.

794
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:03,830
I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC.

795
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:04,631
I'M A TEACHER.

796
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:05,298
I'M A MENTOR.

797
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:06,032
I'M A LEADER.

798
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:07,767
BUT, COCO, I HEARD THAT YOU WENT

799
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,336
AROUND EVERYWHERE AND BADMOUTHED

800
00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:10,337
ME, SAYING I COULDN'T FULFILL

801
00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:11,037
MY REIGN.

802
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,405
YOU GOT ON YOUR FACE--HOLD ON.

803
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:13,072
LET ME FINISH.

804
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:13,873
BUT, SEE, YOU'RE DOING ALL THAT,

805
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:14,807
AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN BEING FAIR

806
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:15,475
TO ME.

807
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:16,175
>> I AM BEING FAIR TO YOU.

808
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,143
I'M LISTENING TO YOU.

809
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:18,144
>> GIRL, YOU ARE SAYING, "I'M ON

810
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:18,978
THE BEACH DRINKING A MARGARITA.

811
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,079
I'M THE ONE WITH THE CROWN.

812
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:20,813
I'M THE ONE."

813
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:21,614
>> I DON'T--I--

814
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,615
>> WHY DID YOU WRITE ON YOUR

815
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,683
FACEBOOK, "ALYSSA SHOULDN'T HAVE

816
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:24,751
WON IN THE FIRST PLACE"?

817
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:25,752
DO YOU FEEL LIKE THAT WAS A

818
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:29,422
HIT BELOW THE BELT?

819
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:30,923
>> [crying] I LAID IN BED NEXT

820
00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:33,059
TO MY HUSBAND, AND, LIKE, GOD.

821
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,026
HE'S LIKE, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH

822
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:34,694
YOU?"

823
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,162
AND I CAN'T--I COULDN'T TAKE IT.

824
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:39,031
AND--

825
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,067
>> AND THEN THE TEARS COME OUT.

826
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,770
COCO IS DOING WHAT HE DOES BEST,

827
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,338
HE'S MAKING IT SEEM LIKE HE'S

828
00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:46,238
THE VICTIM.

829
00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:47,640
HE'S ALWAYS THE VICTIM.

830
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,142
AND THE ACADEMY AWARD GOES TO...

831
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,211
>> FUCK YOU, ALYSSA.

832
00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:54,614
[dramatic chord]

833
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,048
>> I GAVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF THE

834
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,951
DOUBT AND GOT NOTHING BACK.

835
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:00,620
>> THIS WHOLE THING WAS NOT

836
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:01,821
RESOLVED.

837
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:02,755
I'M DONE WITH THAT SITUATION.

838
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:03,756
I GOTTA GET READY FOR THE

839
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:06,158
RUNWAY.

840
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,126
[exciting music]

841
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:09,996
*

842
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:13,800
>> [laughing]

843
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,702
[RuPaul's Cover Girl]

844
00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,269
* COVER GIRL

845
00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:19,406
* PUT THE BASS IN YOUR WALK

846
00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:20,773
* HEAD TO TOE

847
00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:23,876
* LET YOUR WHOLE BODY TALK

848
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:26,045
* AND WHAT?

849
00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:27,580
WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF

850
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,215
RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

851
00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:31,283
MICHELLE VISAGE, WON'T YOU BE

852
00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:32,351
MY NEIGHBOR?

853
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,554
>> ALWAYS, MY LITTLE LEMON DROP.

854
00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:35,522
>> [laughs]

855
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:37,189
SANTINO RICE.

856
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,290
>> I AM READY TO SCHOOL THESE

857
00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:39,225
CHILDREN.

858
00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:41,193
>> I LOOK AT HER HERE, AND I

859
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,328
SEE SEDUCTIVE.

860
00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:44,363
I LOOK AT HER HAIR, AND I SEE

861
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,298
WICKED BEAUTY.

862
00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:48,401
PAULINA PORIZKOVA.

863
00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:49,736
>> I AM SO GLAD TO BE HERE.

864
00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:50,737
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET ON YOUR

865
00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:52,439
DAMN SHOW FOR FIVE YEARS NOW.

866
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:55,007
[laughter]

867
00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:56,509
>> MRS. T'S IN THE HOUSE.

868
00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:58,845
COCO.

869
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,880
RUPAUL LOVES COCO TOO.

870
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,914
>> I LOVE RUPAUL.

871
00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:03,149
>> [laughs]

872
00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:04,150
THIS WEEK, OUR QUEENS WERE

873
00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:06,719
CHALLENGED TO CREATE BREAKOUT

874
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,921
CHARACTERS IN THEIR OWN KIDSTER

875
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:10,156
TELEVISION SHOWS.

876
00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:12,024
AND TONIGHT, THEY'RE DRESSED TO

877
00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:13,426
TICKLE YOU PINK.

878
00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:14,193
>> WHOO.

879
00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:15,495
>> GENTLEMEN, START YOUR

880
00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:16,328
ENGINES.

881
00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:18,965
AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

882
00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:19,932
COMING UP...

883
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,968
>> YOU COMMITTED THE NUMBER ONE

884
00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:25,605
CRIME IN SHOWBIZ--YOU BORED ME.

885
00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:27,507
[dramatic chord]

886
00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:29,275
>> [laughing]

887
00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:33,646
>> [laughing]

888
00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:35,615
[RuPaul's I Bring the Beat]

889
00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:36,449
>> * COMMENCE

890
00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:38,417
* SHAKE...DOWN

891
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,219
FIRST UP, THE 49th STATE,

892
00:23:40,219 --> 00:23:41,821
ALASKA.

893
00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:43,189
SO PINK MAFIA.

894
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,658
>> I LOOK LIKE A GHOST FROM THE

895
00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:46,693
CIVIL WAR.

896
00:23:46,693 --> 00:23:49,462
A MCQUEEN FASHION SHOW.

897
00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:50,497
>> SHE BLEEDS PINK.

898
00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:52,431
>> SHE'S A SEX PISTOL.

899
00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:54,534
>> MONICA BEVERLY HILLZ.

900
00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:56,402
SOMEONE CAUGHT THE BOUQUET.

901
00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:58,571
>> I'M FEELING EXTRA FISHY.

902
00:23:58,571 --> 00:23:59,639
MY NAILS ARE RIGHT.

903
00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:00,640
MY HAIR'S TIGHT.

904
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:01,774
I'M JUST GIVING IT.

905
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:02,775
>> YES, IT'S VERY SINGAPORE

906
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:03,442
AIRLINES.

907
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,344
>> COME FLY WITH ME.

908
00:24:05,411 --> 00:24:07,847
>> ALYSSA EDWARDS.

909
00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:09,482
>> I WANT THAT OUTFIT.

910
00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:11,183
>> I AM CHANNELING MY LITTLE

911
00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:12,552
MISS PERFECT GIG.

912
00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:14,153
IT'S THE DEAL. IT'S THE ISH.

913
00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:16,022
>> MADONNA REBORN AGAIN.

914
00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:17,389
>> YES.

915
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,425
>> VIVIENNE PINAY.

916
00:24:19,425 --> 00:24:21,127
>> HOLD ME CLOSER, TINY DANCER.

917
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:22,495
[laughter]

918
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,230
>> I'M FEELING CUTE, PRISSY,

919
00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:25,197
AND GIRLY.

920
00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:26,633
AND THE JUDGES ARE REALLY EATING

921
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:27,366
IT UP.

922
00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:28,701
>> OOH.

923
00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:29,669
>> I THINK I JUST SAW HER PINK

924
00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:30,369
SLIP.

925
00:24:30,369 --> 00:24:32,104
[laughter]

926
00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:34,106
NEXT UP, DETOX.

927
00:24:34,106 --> 00:24:35,107
>> THIS IS PLAYBOY: THE

928
00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:36,809
VICTORIAN YEARS.

929
00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:37,877
>> MY TITS ARE BOUNCING

930
00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:38,678
EVERYWHERE.

931
00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:39,812
I MEAN, I HAVE A GREAT BODY,

932
00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,681
SO WHY NOT SHOW IT OFF?

933
00:24:41,681 --> 00:24:42,615
>> OKAY, NO KIDDING, I HAVE THIS

934
00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:43,282
OUTFIT.

935
00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:44,851
>> [laughs]

936
00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:47,219
>> SHE IS A HOT MESH.

937
00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:48,555
ROXXXY ANDREWS.

938
00:24:48,555 --> 00:24:49,255
>> BAM.

939
00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:51,824
>> PINK PANTHER ON THE RUNWAY.

940
00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:53,259
>> THE DRESS IS FLOWING.

941
00:24:53,259 --> 00:24:55,261
I LOOK DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS.

942
00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:56,362
>> IT'S A MULLET DRESS!

943
00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:57,363
>> [laughs]

944
00:24:57,363 --> 00:24:58,164
>> UH-HUH.

945
00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,198
>> BUSINESS IN THE FRONT, PARTY

946
00:24:59,198 --> 00:25:00,266
IN THE BACK.

947
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:02,268
>> LINEYSHA SPARX.

948
00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:04,303
SELL THE GARMENT, HONEY.

949
00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:07,473
>> I FEEL SO FIERCE, FLAWLESS,

950
00:25:07,473 --> 00:25:08,841
LIKE A TOP MODEL.

951
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,042
>> LOOKS LIKE CINDERELLA'S GOT

952
00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:11,944
A HOT DATE.

953
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:14,146
JINKX MONSOON.

954
00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:15,281
>> OOH, LA, LA.

955
00:25:15,281 --> 00:25:16,816
>> OH, DANGEROUS LIAISONS.

956
00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:19,151
>> I AM FLOUNCING DOWN THE

957
00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:21,888
RUNWAY WITH MY SNUFF BOX,

958
00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:23,590
LET THEM EAT ALL THIS CAKE,

959
00:25:23,590 --> 00:25:24,256
BITCHES.

960
00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:25,925
>> MARIE AQUA NET.

961
00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:27,827
[laughter]

962
00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:30,296
>> COCO MONTRESE.

963
00:25:30,296 --> 00:25:31,998
>> SHIRLEY TEMPLE BLACK?

964
00:25:31,998 --> 00:25:33,265
>> WHY IT GOTTA BE BLACK?

965
00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:35,167
>> I AM GIVING YOU YOUR BABY

966
00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:36,468
DOLL FISH.

967
00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:37,904
I LOOK SO CUTE.

968
00:25:37,904 --> 00:25:39,005
>> I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS INTO

969
00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:40,039
BEARS.

970
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,541
[laughter]

971
00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:45,745
[nasal voice] IVY WINTERRRS.

972
00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:46,846
>> WHERE IS CRYSTAL CONNER WHEN

973
00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:47,814
YOU NEED HER?

974
00:25:47,814 --> 00:25:48,815
>> YES.

975
00:25:48,815 --> 00:25:49,682
>> I'M STRUTTING LIKE A VEGAS

976
00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:50,349
SHOWGIRL.

977
00:25:50,349 --> 00:25:51,350
I FEEL LIKE A BEAUTIFUL

978
00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:52,451
FLAMINGO.

979
00:25:52,451 --> 00:25:53,385
>> YOU CAN JUST STICK HER IN

980
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,186
SOMEBODY'S FRONT LAWN.

981
00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:55,755
[laughter]

982
00:25:55,822 --> 00:25:57,724
>> HONEY MAHOGANY.

983
00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:59,091
>> SHE JUST JUMPED OUT OF BED

984
00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:00,359
AND GRABBED THE DUVET COVER.

985
00:26:00,426 --> 00:26:02,161
>> VERY BED BATH AND BEYONCE.

986
00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:03,362
>> [laughs]

987
00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:05,397
>> I AM FEELING REALLY STRONG,

988
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,365
PUMMELING THE RUNWAY.

989
00:26:06,365 --> 00:26:07,433
>> THAT FACE IS IMAN...

990
00:26:07,433 --> 00:26:08,100
>> YES.

991
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,101
>> BUT THAT WALK IS PURE PISSED

992
00:26:09,101 --> 00:26:10,169
OFF.

993
00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:11,971
[laughter]

994
00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:13,673
>> JADE JOLIE.

995
00:26:13,673 --> 00:26:14,373
>> WORK IT.

996
00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:15,374
>> VERY GIRLS NEXT DOOR

997
00:26:15,374 --> 00:26:16,876
HOLLY MADISON.

998
00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:17,944
>> I'M FEELING SO PRETTY IN

999
00:26:17,944 --> 00:26:18,878
PINK.

1000
00:26:18,878 --> 00:26:20,713
I'M SERVING THE JUDGES PURE

1001
00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:21,714
FISH, HUNTY.

1002
00:26:21,714 --> 00:26:22,982
>> [laughs]

1003
00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:23,983
>> BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE

1004
00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:25,952
WORLD.

1005
00:26:25,952 --> 00:26:26,819
>> LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT'S

1006
00:26:26,819 --> 00:26:28,688
FANTASTIC.

1007
00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:31,290
>> WELCOME, LADIES.

1008
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:32,291
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR

1009
00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:34,761
KIDSTER TV SHOWS.

1010
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:37,764
FIRST UP, BARNYARD BUDDIES.

1011
00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:39,632
>> * BUFFALO BILL'S *

1012
00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:41,533
* BARNYARD BUDDIES *

1013
00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:42,601
[cow moos, cow bell clanks]

1014
00:26:42,669 --> 00:26:43,469
HI, EVERYBODY!

1015
00:26:43,469 --> 00:26:44,136
[kids cheer]

1016
00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:45,504
I'M BUFFALO BILL.

1017
00:26:45,504 --> 00:26:47,206
LET'S MEET SOME OF MY AMAZING

1018
00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:48,074
FRIENDS.

1019
00:26:48,074 --> 00:26:48,741
>> [clucks]

1020
00:26:48,741 --> 00:26:49,441
>> LOOK, EVERYBODY!

1021
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:50,777
IT'S CLUCKY THE COCK!

1022
00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:52,178
>> [clucking] HI, KIDS!

1023
00:26:52,178 --> 00:26:54,113
>> NOW, I HEARD YOU'RE SITTING

1024
00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:54,847
ON A SECRET.

1025
00:26:54,847 --> 00:26:56,015
>> IT'S OUR SECRET WORD OF THE

1026
00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:56,849
DAY.

1027
00:26:56,849 --> 00:26:57,650
SHH.

1028
00:26:57,650 --> 00:26:58,550
IT'S "BOX"!

1029
00:26:58,550 --> 00:26:59,686
>> WHOA!

1030
00:26:59,686 --> 00:27:00,687
[laughter]

1031
00:27:00,687 --> 00:27:01,754
>> CAN I BORROW YOUR HORSE?

1032
00:27:01,754 --> 00:27:03,022
>> YEAH, SURE, CLUCKY.

1033
00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:04,023
>> LET'S TRY TO CRAM IT IN THE

1034
00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:05,057
BOX!

1035
00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:06,458
>> CRAM IT IN! YEAH!

1036
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,894
>> YOUR HORSE WON'T FIT IN THE

1037
00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:08,761
BOX!

1038
00:27:08,761 --> 00:27:09,495
[kids giggling]

1039
00:27:09,495 --> 00:27:11,030
YOUR HORSE IS JUST TOO BIG

1040
00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:12,398
FOR MY PINK BOX!

1041
00:27:12,398 --> 00:27:14,233
[kids laughing]

1042
00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:15,201
>> LOOK, EVERYBODY.

1043
00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:16,535
IT'S ANITA BUM!

1044
00:27:16,535 --> 00:27:17,203
[kids cheer]

1045
00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:19,138
>> TODAY WE'RE GONNA LEARN HOW

1046
00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:20,472
TO TOSS SALAD.

1047
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:21,173
[kids ooh and ah]

1048
00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:23,609
MY GOOD FRIEND, TASHA SALAD.

1049
00:27:23,609 --> 00:27:24,977
>> [lisping] I'M SHO EXCITED

1050
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:25,678
TO BE HERE TODAY.

1051
00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:27,780
WELL, LET'S GET SHTARTED.

1052
00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:28,881
FIRST THING YOU WANT TO DO IS

1053
00:27:28,881 --> 00:27:29,949
CLEAN YOUR LETTUCE.

1054
00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:31,517
>> NOW, IS IT HARMFUL TO TOSS A

1055
00:27:31,517 --> 00:27:32,785
DIRTY SALAD?

1056
00:27:32,785 --> 00:27:34,486
>> SHOME PEOPLE ARE INTO THAT.

1057
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:35,187
[kids laughing]

1058
00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:36,188
>> INSTEAD OF USING THE UNCUT

1059
00:27:36,188 --> 00:27:37,556
CARROTS, CAN WE USE THE CUT

1060
00:27:37,556 --> 00:27:38,224
CARROTS?

1061
00:27:38,224 --> 00:27:38,891
>> YESH.

1062
00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:40,392
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS PEEL

1063
00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:41,828
THE SHKIN BACK.

1064
00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:42,829
CUT CARROTS ALWAYS SEEM TO BE

1065
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,163
CLEANER.

1066
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:44,864
OKAY?

1067
00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:46,132
WE'RE TOSSING SALADS ONE PERSON

1068
00:27:46,132 --> 00:27:48,300
AT A TIME ACROSS AMERICA.

1069
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:49,268
[kids cheer]

1070
00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:50,803
>> WHAT'S UP, FANNY?

1071
00:27:50,803 --> 00:27:52,471
>> TODAY I'M GOING TO BE...

1072
00:27:52,471 --> 00:27:54,006
TEACHING A SOCIAL LESSON.

1073
00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:56,108
DON'T BE THROWING NO SHADE.

1074
00:27:56,108 --> 00:27:58,210
>> LOOK, IT'S EVERYONE'S

1075
00:27:58,210 --> 00:27:59,712
FAVORITE CROSS-DRESSER,

1076
00:27:59,712 --> 00:28:00,813
UNCLE DICK!

1077
00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:03,983
>> IT'S REAL SUNNY UP HERE.

1078
00:28:03,983 --> 00:28:06,085
BUT I DO LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF

1079
00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:07,219
SHADE.

1080
00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:08,120
>> DON'T BE THROWING NO SHADE,

1081
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:08,788
SIR.

1082
00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,289
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO GET

1083
00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:12,224
SOME SUN?

1084
00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:13,826
SUNLIGHT ON YOUR SKIN CREATES

1085
00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:15,194
VITAMIN "D" AND ELEVATES THE

1086
00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:15,895
MOOD, SO...

1087
00:28:15,895 --> 00:28:17,797
>> [together] DON'T BE SHADY.

1088
00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:19,331
BE A LADY.

1089
00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:21,067
>> BYE-BYE, EVERYBODY!

1090
00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:21,768
>> [clucks]

1091
00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:23,469
>> BYE!

1092
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:27,406
[laughter and applause]

1093
00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:30,242
>> NEXT UP, THE MAGIC BUSH.

1094
00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:32,578
>> MY NAME IS PRINCESS PINKLIPS.

1095
00:28:32,644 --> 00:28:33,445
[kids cheer]

1096
00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:34,613
ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED FOR TODAY'S

1097
00:28:34,613 --> 00:28:35,614
EPISODE?

1098
00:28:35,614 --> 00:28:37,516
THEN LET'S ALL BOUNCE.

1099
00:28:37,516 --> 00:28:38,517
AND NOW SHAKE YOUR HANDS LIKE

1100
00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:40,219
THIS.

1101
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,021
OOH, ISN'T THIS FUN?

1102
00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:42,688
OH!

1103
00:28:42,688 --> 00:28:43,455
[kids giggling]

1104
00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:46,092
TODAY WE HAVE A SPECIAL WORD OF

1105
00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:47,026
THE DAY.

1106
00:28:47,026 --> 00:28:49,528
THE WORD OF THE DAY IS...

1107
00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:51,030
"BLOW."

1108
00:28:51,030 --> 00:28:52,564
>> I ALWAYS THINK OF BUBBLES.

1109
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,733
NOW, WITH BUBBLES, YOU REALLY

1110
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:55,534
WORK IT.

1111
00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:57,136
JUST GIVE IT YOUR ALL.

1112
00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:58,470
KIND OF LIKE AN EXPLOSION OF

1113
00:28:58,470 --> 00:28:59,405
BUBBLES.

1114
00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:00,072
[kids cheer]

1115
00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,673
>> YOU'RE SO GOOD AT BLOWING,

1116
00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:02,741
JOLLY JADE.

1117
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:03,542
>> WELL, I DON'T HAVE BLUE LIPS

1118
00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:04,410
FOR NO REASON.

1119
00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,345
[laughter]

1120
00:29:06,345 --> 00:29:07,947
>> NEXT WE'RE GOING TO WELCOME

1121
00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:10,582
CHERRY CHOCOLATINA AND LOLA

1122
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,118
THE EXPLODA.

1123
00:29:12,118 --> 00:29:13,786
>> NOW, MY FAVORITE TREAT IS THE

1124
00:29:13,786 --> 00:29:15,254
BANANA SPLIT.

1125
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,688
NOW, GO AHEAD AND PEEL THE

1126
00:29:16,688 --> 00:29:17,356
BANANA.

1127
00:29:17,356 --> 00:29:19,225
>> SUAVEMENTE, VAS A PELAR

1128
00:29:19,225 --> 00:29:21,427
PARA ATRAS EL GUINEO.

1129
00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:22,161
>> OH.

1130
00:29:22,161 --> 00:29:23,062
>> OOH.

1131
00:29:23,062 --> 00:29:24,430
>> OOH, MISS LOLA'S FAVORITE

1132
00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,933
PART IS THE CREAM.

1133
00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:28,500
>> [panting]

1134
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:29,936
HELP ME, GIRL.

1135
00:29:29,936 --> 00:29:31,270
>> both: [panting and murmuring]

1136
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:32,004
>> OOH! OH!

1137
00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:32,671
>> OH!

1138
00:29:32,671 --> 00:29:33,339
>> WOW.

1139
00:29:33,339 --> 00:29:35,174
>> IT EXPLODED!

1140
00:29:35,174 --> 00:29:36,242
>> HELLO, EVERYONE.

1141
00:29:36,242 --> 00:29:38,044
I'M T.T., AND THIS IS MY LITTLE

1142
00:29:38,044 --> 00:29:42,148
FRIEND.

1143
00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:44,016
>> TINY.

1144
00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:44,884
>> THAT REMINDS ME.

1145
00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:46,718
IT'S TIME FOR OUR SOCIAL LESSON

1146
00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:47,586
OF THE DAY.

1147
00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:49,621
ALWAYS TELL THE "T."

1148
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:52,624
>> IS MY "T" MY TRUTH?

1149
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:53,893
>> YES, YOUR "T" IS YOUR TRUTH.

1150
00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:55,261
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT YOU'D

1151
00:29:55,261 --> 00:29:56,762
LIKE TO SAY?

1152
00:29:56,829 --> 00:30:00,166
>> UH-UH.

1153
00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:03,435
[awkward silence]

1154
00:30:03,435 --> 00:30:06,238
[solo clapping]

1155
00:30:06,238 --> 00:30:06,973
>> ALL RIGHT.

1156
00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:08,507
>> I THINK THERE WERE SOME WEAK

1157
00:30:08,507 --> 00:30:09,408
LINKS, BUT I THINK THERE WERE

1158
00:30:09,408 --> 00:30:10,409
SOME WEAK LINKS IN THE OTHER

1159
00:30:10,409 --> 00:30:12,311
TEAM TOO.

1160
00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:13,312
AT LEAST THIS TEAM'S ALL IN

1161
00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:14,180
DRAG.

1162
00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:15,814
[ominous chord]

1163
00:30:15,882 --> 00:30:16,849
>> COMING UP...

1164
00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:17,783
>> YOU'RE GONNA GET LOST, 'CAUSE

1165
00:30:17,783 --> 00:30:18,918
THERE'S SOME HUNGRY BITCHES

1166
00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:19,751
UP HERE.

1167
00:30:19,751 --> 00:30:21,053
>> THIS IS RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

1168
00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:22,588
>> NOT RUPAUL'S BEST FRIEND OUT

1169
00:30:22,588 --> 00:30:25,057
OF DRAG RACE.

1170
00:30:28,194 --> 00:30:30,062
>> [laughing]

1171
00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:32,298
LADIES, THIS WEEK YOU WORKED AS

1172
00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:34,901
TEAMS, BUT TONIGHT, YOU'LL BE

1173
00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:37,303
JUDGED AS INDIVIDUALS.

1174
00:30:37,303 --> 00:30:39,705
WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME, PLEASE

1175
00:30:39,705 --> 00:30:41,673
STEP FORWARD.

1176
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:43,775
HONEY MAHOGANY.

1177
00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:45,912
IVY WINTERS.

1178
00:30:45,912 --> 00:30:47,413
JADE JOLIE.

1179
00:30:47,413 --> 00:30:50,416
ALYSSA EDWARDS.

1180
00:30:50,416 --> 00:30:52,684
LINEYSHA SPARX.

1181
00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:55,687
LINEYSHA, YOU'RE LUCKY YOU HAVE

1182
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:56,755
IMMUNITY.

1183
00:30:56,755 --> 00:30:57,823
OTHERWISE, YOU'D BE IN THE

1184
00:30:57,823 --> 00:30:59,758
BOTTOM.

1185
00:30:59,758 --> 00:31:02,428
THE GIRLS I'VE CALLED FORWARD,

1186
00:31:02,428 --> 00:31:04,663
YOU ARE ALL SAFE.

1187
00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:07,666
YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE.

1188
00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:13,906
LADIES, YOU REPRESENT THE VERY

1189
00:31:13,906 --> 00:31:17,043
BEST AND THE VERY WORST OF THE

1190
00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:18,510
WEEK.

1191
00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:19,311
IT'S TIME FOR THE JUDGES'

1192
00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:19,979
CRITIQUES.

1193
00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:22,148
FIRST UP, ALASKA.

1194
00:31:22,148 --> 00:31:22,915
>> HI.

1195
00:31:22,982 --> 00:31:25,117
>> I LOVE YOUR DUST BUNNY HAIR,

1196
00:31:25,117 --> 00:31:27,053
AND I LOVE YOUR PINK SPLATTERED

1197
00:31:27,053 --> 00:31:28,154
BLOOD.

1198
00:31:28,154 --> 00:31:29,621
YOU ARE SUCH AN ORIGINAL.

1199
00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:30,923
>> TONIGHT ON THE RUNWAY,

1200
00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:31,991
I LOVE IT.

1201
00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:33,092
I'M JUST CONCERNED FOR YOU WITH

1202
00:31:33,092 --> 00:31:35,127
THE BOY-DRAG.

1203
00:31:35,127 --> 00:31:36,628
IT IS A DRAG SHOW.

1204
00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:38,664
YOU KNOW, I'M PAYING MY $5.

1205
00:31:38,664 --> 00:31:41,067
I WANT TO SEE ALASKA.

1206
00:31:41,067 --> 00:31:42,268
>> NEXT UP, MONICA BEVERLY

1207
00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:43,702
HILLZ.

1208
00:31:43,769 --> 00:31:44,870
>> I DON'T KNOW IF, DURING THE

1209
00:31:44,870 --> 00:31:46,505
BARNYARD BUNCH, YOU JUST GOT

1210
00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:48,540
NERVOUS, BUT YOU NEED TO PROJECT

1211
00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:50,142
MORE, OR YOU'RE GONNA GET LOST,

1212
00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:51,010
'CAUSE THERE'S SOME HUNGRY

1213
00:31:51,010 --> 00:31:51,743
BITCHES UP HERE.

1214
00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:53,245
>> IT'S INSIDE OF YOU.

1215
00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:54,180
I COULD SEE THAT, THAT BEVERLY

1216
00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:55,047
HILLS BITCH, WHEN YOU WALKED

1217
00:31:55,047 --> 00:31:56,115
OUT.

1218
00:31:56,182 --> 00:31:57,183
BUT THEN YOU KIND OF WENT IN

1219
00:31:57,183 --> 00:31:58,017
YOUR SHELL AFTER A WHILE.

1220
00:31:58,017 --> 00:31:59,618
>> THANK YOU, MONICA.

1221
00:31:59,618 --> 00:32:01,120
VIVIENNE PINAY.

1222
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,689
>> TONIGHT YOU LOOK REALLY CUTE.

1223
00:32:03,689 --> 00:32:05,324
IT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT YOU

1224
00:32:05,324 --> 00:32:06,858
CREATED THAT CHARACTER AND THEN

1225
00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:09,028
THAT IT KIND OF FELL SO FLAT.

1226
00:32:09,028 --> 00:32:10,762
>> YOU COMMITTED THE NUMBER ONE

1227
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:14,266
CRIME IN SHOWBIZ--YOU BORED ME.

1228
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,767
[dramatic chord]

1229
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,469
>> MOVING ON TO...

1230
00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:20,039
* DETOX

1231
00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:21,040
>> THE COSTUME WASN'T MY

1232
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,441
FAVORITE PART OF YOU.

1233
00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:23,509
IT WAS REALLY JUST, LIKE, YOUR

1234
00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:25,811
JOKES AND YOUR MANNERISMS

1235
00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:26,845
AND YOUR VOLUME.

1236
00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:28,480
>> YOU ROCK THE STAGE.

1237
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,249
YOU ROCK IT IN ACTING.

1238
00:32:30,249 --> 00:32:31,150
I REALLY LIKE THE SHAKE IN THE

1239
00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:31,850
BOOBIES.

1240
00:32:31,850 --> 00:32:32,784
YEAH, THANK YOU.

1241
00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:33,785
>> I KNOW I HAD A LOT OF

1242
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,087
COMPETITION UP HERE TONIGHT...

1243
00:32:35,087 --> 00:32:35,787
>> YES, RIGHT?

1244
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:36,855
>> SO I PUT MY GOOD SHAKERS ON.

1245
00:32:36,855 --> 00:32:39,725
>> UP NEXT, ROXXXY ANDREWS.

1246
00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:42,694
>> YOU FLOAT ABOVE THE CONCRETE.

1247
00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:43,495
>> THANK YOU.

1248
00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:44,396
>> I LOVE IT.

1249
00:32:44,396 --> 00:32:47,666
>> TASHA SALAD WAS FREAKING

1250
00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:49,701
HILAR.

1251
00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:51,070
>> JINKX MONSOON.

1252
00:32:51,070 --> 00:32:53,439
>> JINKX, YOU'RE THE NORTH STAR

1253
00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:54,806
IN YOUR LITTLE GROUP, BECAUSE

1254
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,342
THEY WOULD'VE BEEN LOST WITHOUT

1255
00:32:56,342 --> 00:32:57,076
YOU.

1256
00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:58,377
LOOKING LIKE GLENN CLOSE IN

1257
00:32:58,377 --> 00:32:59,278
FATAL ATTRACTION FOR A KIDS'

1258
00:32:59,278 --> 00:33:00,312
SHOW?

1259
00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:01,313
I MEAN, THAT IN ITSELF IS

1260
00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:03,482
COMPLETELY DEMENTED.

1261
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:05,184
>> COCO MONTRESE.

1262
00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:08,487
>> THIS WAS NOT YOUR CHALLENGE.

1263
00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:10,722
I CAN'T REALLY TELL YOU WHY.

1264
00:33:10,722 --> 00:33:11,557
>> THEY WANTED ME TO BE A

1265
00:33:11,557 --> 00:33:12,791
MARIONETTE, AND I WAS JUST

1266
00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:14,593
SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THE QUESTION.

1267
00:33:14,593 --> 00:33:15,661
AND THAT'S NOT ME.

1268
00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:16,962
IN THE SHOW IN VEGAS, I AM THE--

1269
00:33:16,962 --> 00:33:17,996
I'M THE FRONT.

1270
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:18,764
I'M THE STAR.

1271
00:33:18,764 --> 00:33:21,267
>> IF YOU ARE GOOD AT BEING IN

1272
00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:22,434
THE SPOTLIGHT, YOU SHOULD KNOW

1273
00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:27,005
HOW TO STEAL IT.

1274
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,474
>> THERE'S BEEN A LOT ON MY

1275
00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:29,475
MIND.

1276
00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:31,009
>> WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?

1277
00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:32,444
>> [tearful] ALYSSA'S MY FRIEND.

1278
00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:34,313
WE DIDN'T TALK FOR TWO YEARS.

1279
00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:38,016
AND...

1280
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:41,019
COMING HERE AND SEEING HER HERE

1281
00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,589
COMPLETELY THREW ME OFF.

1282
00:33:43,589 --> 00:33:44,456
AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE I'M

1283
00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:46,925
SHOWING YOU WHO--WHO I REALLY

1284
00:33:46,925 --> 00:33:51,063
AM, 'CAUSE I'M BETTER THAN THAT.

1285
00:33:51,063 --> 00:33:51,730
>> I KNOW THERE ARE

1286
00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:53,432
DISTRACTIONS, BUT, COCO, KEEP

1287
00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:55,501
YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME AND BE

1288
00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:57,269
COCO.

1289
00:33:57,269 --> 00:33:58,937
ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

1290
00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:00,606
I THINK WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

1291
00:34:00,606 --> 00:34:02,774
WHILE YOU UNTUCK IN THE INTERIOR

1292
00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:04,876
ILLUSIONS LOUNGE, THE JUDGES AND

1293
00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:06,312
I WILL DELIBERATE.

1294
00:34:06,312 --> 00:34:07,946
[engine turns over]

1295
00:34:07,946 --> 00:34:10,416
OKAY, JUST BETWEEN US "GOYLS",

1296
00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:11,417
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1297
00:34:11,417 --> 00:34:14,586
STARTING WITH ROXXXY ANDREWS.

1298
00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:16,155
>> SHE'S ABSOLUTELY A STUNNER.

1299
00:34:16,155 --> 00:34:17,589
THE HAIR COLOR.

1300
00:34:17,589 --> 00:34:18,957
J.LO WISHES.

1301
00:34:18,957 --> 00:34:19,691
>> YES.

1302
00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:20,792
WHAT DID YOU THINK OF HER

1303
00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:22,828
PERFORMANCE AS TASHA SALAD?

1304
00:34:22,828 --> 00:34:23,995
>> THERE IS NOTHING MORE

1305
00:34:23,995 --> 00:34:25,164
ATTRACTIVE THAN SEEING A

1306
00:34:25,164 --> 00:34:27,266
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN DARE TO BE UGLY.

1307
00:34:27,266 --> 00:34:28,134
>> UH-HUH.

1308
00:34:28,134 --> 00:34:29,135
>> I EXPECT SOME GOOD STUFF OUT

1309
00:34:29,135 --> 00:34:29,935
OF THAT ONE.

1310
00:34:29,935 --> 00:34:32,070
>> NEXT UP, ALASKA.

1311
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,272
NOW, MICHELLE, YOU AND I BOTH

1312
00:34:33,272 --> 00:34:35,274
LOOKED AT EACH OTHER WHEN ALASKA

1313
00:34:35,274 --> 00:34:36,808
CAME OUT DRESSED AS A MAN...

1314
00:34:36,808 --> 00:34:37,543
>> MM-HMM.

1315
00:34:37,543 --> 00:34:39,345
>> AND THOUGHT, "WHAT THE 'F'?"

1316
00:34:39,345 --> 00:34:40,712
>> IT REALLY WAS JUST PEE-WEE

1317
00:34:40,712 --> 00:34:41,380
HERMAN.

1318
00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:42,148
>> YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.

1319
00:34:42,148 --> 00:34:42,948
>> AND THIS IS RUPAUL'S DRAG

1320
00:34:42,948 --> 00:34:43,615
RACE.

1321
00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:45,151
>> NOT RUPAUL'S BEST FRIEND

1322
00:34:45,151 --> 00:34:46,084
OUT OF DRAG RACE.

1323
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:46,952
>> OKAY.

1324
00:34:46,952 --> 00:34:48,620
>> ALASKA, TO ME, DOESN'T STAND

1325
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:49,321
OUT.

1326
00:34:49,321 --> 00:34:50,189
HE'S, LIKE, SOMEONE I WOULD HANG

1327
00:34:50,189 --> 00:34:51,990
OUT WITH IN HIGH SCHOOL.

1328
00:34:51,990 --> 00:34:52,891
>> WHAT HIGH SCHOOL DID YOU GO

1329
00:34:52,891 --> 00:34:53,559
TO?

1330
00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:54,226
>> WELL, I MEAN, I WAS A

1331
00:34:54,226 --> 00:34:55,361
HOMESCHOOLER, BUT, UM...

1332
00:34:55,361 --> 00:34:57,596
[laughter]

1333
00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:59,131
>> MONICA BEVERLY HILLZ.

1334
00:34:59,131 --> 00:34:59,998
>> WHO WAS SHE AGAIN?

1335
00:34:59,998 --> 00:35:01,066
>> SHE PLAYED FANNY THE FARM

1336
00:35:01,066 --> 00:35:02,067
HAND--SUNGLASSES.

1337
00:35:02,067 --> 00:35:02,934
>> OH, WELL, SEE, THAT'S HOW

1338
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:03,669
MEMORABLE SHE WAS.

1339
00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:04,936
>> WELL, THERE YOU GO.

1340
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,405
>> SHE WAS SUCH A NERVOUS WRECK.

1341
00:35:06,405 --> 00:35:07,739
YOU CAN NEVER LET THEM SEE YOU

1342
00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:08,507
SWEAT.

1343
00:35:08,507 --> 00:35:10,108
>> SHE'S STOPPING HERSELF.

1344
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,109
>> EXACTLY, THE CALLS ARE COMING

1345
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:12,578
FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.

1346
00:35:12,578 --> 00:35:14,012
VIVIENNE PINAY.

1347
00:35:14,012 --> 00:35:15,814
>> ANITA BUM WAS FORGETTABLE.

1348
00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:16,682
>> RIGHT, 'CAUSE IF SHE WAS

1349
00:35:16,682 --> 00:35:17,516
ANITA BUM, SHE COULD'VE BEEN

1350
00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:18,384
REALLY HYPER, LIKE, YOU KNOW,

1351
00:35:18,384 --> 00:35:19,050
UM, YEAH, UM--

1352
00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:19,718
>> YEAH.

1353
00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:20,552
>> SHE COULD'VE GONE FOR IT, YOU

1354
00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:21,220
KNOW?

1355
00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:22,321
>> WHEN I SEE A PLAIN JANE,

1356
00:35:22,321 --> 00:35:23,455
KIND OF LIKE HER--'CAUSE SHE IS

1357
00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:25,657
BORING--I LIKE TO DO THEM UP.

1358
00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:26,392
>> TURN HER OUT.

1359
00:35:26,392 --> 00:35:27,259
>> TURN HER OUT!

1360
00:35:27,259 --> 00:35:28,694
THAT'S WHAT I LOVE TO DO.

1361
00:35:28,694 --> 00:35:30,128
>> DETOX.

1362
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,730
>> KIDS WOULD LOVE WATCHING

1363
00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:32,598
CLUCKY THE COCK.

1364
00:35:32,598 --> 00:35:34,666
>> I SEE FAYE DUNAWAY HAD A

1365
00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:36,835
CHILD WITH ANJELICA HUSTON,

1366
00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:38,204
AND THEN SHE LOST ALL HER

1367
00:35:38,204 --> 00:35:39,070
FASHION SENSE AND STARTED

1368
00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:40,071
WEARING CLOTHES WITH HOLES IN

1369
00:35:40,071 --> 00:35:40,772
THEM.

1370
00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:41,673
>> YES.

1371
00:35:41,673 --> 00:35:42,908
>> SORRY, COCO.

1372
00:35:42,908 --> 00:35:44,576
[laughter]

1373
00:35:44,576 --> 00:35:47,379
>> JINKXY MONSOON.

1374
00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:48,380
>> SHE GOT ME IN THE MOOD.

1375
00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:49,648
LIKE, I WAS SINGING WITH HER.

1376
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:50,649
I WAS RAISING MY HANDS.

1377
00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:51,317
>> OH, RIGHT.

1378
00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:52,251
>> I WAS A LITTLE GIRL.

1379
00:35:52,251 --> 00:35:53,485
>> SHE WAS THE ONLY REASON THAT

1380
00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:54,586
TEAM STAYED AFLOAT.

1381
00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:57,055
>> COCO MONTRESE.

1382
00:35:57,055 --> 00:35:58,724
>> SHE HAD AN ISSUE WITH, YOU

1383
00:35:58,724 --> 00:36:00,125
KNOW, NOT GETTING THE RIGHT

1384
00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:01,893
PART, BUT YOU HAVE TO TAKE

1385
00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:03,395
LEMONS AND MAKE LEMONADE.

1386
00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:04,963
>> BLAMING YOUR SHORTCOMINGS ON

1387
00:36:04,963 --> 00:36:05,731
SOMEBODY ELSE?

1388
00:36:05,731 --> 00:36:06,732
>> MM-HMM.

1389
00:36:06,732 --> 00:36:07,799
>> PLEASE.

1390
00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:08,734
>> AND YOU KNOW, SANTINO,

1391
00:36:08,734 --> 00:36:10,369
PLAYING THE DUMMY CAN BE A

1392
00:36:10,369 --> 00:36:11,937
REAL SCENE-STEALING ROLE,

1393
00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:13,439
RIGHT, MICHELLE?

1394
00:36:13,439 --> 00:36:15,106
[laughter]

1395
00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:15,774
I MEAN--

1396
00:36:15,774 --> 00:36:17,509
>> [guffawing]

1397
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:18,377
>> YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, AND I

1398
00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:19,345
ONLY SAY IT 'CAUSE IT'S TRUE.

1399
00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:20,145
>> YEAH.

1400
00:36:20,145 --> 00:36:20,946
>> I WAS JUST TELLING EVERYBODY

1401
00:36:20,946 --> 00:36:21,847
HOW MUCH NICER YOU WERE THAN

1402
00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:22,748
TYRA.

1403
00:36:22,748 --> 00:36:25,351
[laughter]

1404
00:36:25,351 --> 00:36:27,219
>> SILENCE.

1405
00:36:27,219 --> 00:36:28,354
I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1406
00:36:28,354 --> 00:36:31,290
BRING BACK...

1407
00:36:31,290 --> 00:36:32,924
[whispers] MY GIRLS.

1408
00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:34,593
[laughing]

1409
00:36:37,229 --> 00:36:38,697
>> [laughing]

1410
00:36:38,764 --> 00:36:39,865
[suspenseful music]

1411
00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:41,967
WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1412
00:36:41,967 --> 00:36:44,135
I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

1413
00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:47,138
ROXXXY ANDREWS, YOUR PORTRAYAL

1414
00:36:47,138 --> 00:36:50,909
OF TASHA SALAD WAS, IN A WORD,

1415
00:36:50,909 --> 00:36:53,479
[lisping] SHENSHASHIONAL.

1416
00:36:53,479 --> 00:36:55,747
YOU ARE SHAFE.

1417
00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:58,517
*

1418
00:36:58,517 --> 00:37:00,486
JINKX MONSOON.

1419
00:37:00,486 --> 00:37:01,487
YOU'RE SAFE.

1420
00:37:01,487 --> 00:37:03,221
>> THANK YOU.

1421
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,424
>> MONICA BEVERLY HILLZ.

1422
00:37:05,424 --> 00:37:07,826
YOUR KIDSTER CHARACTER WAS NOT

1423
00:37:07,826 --> 00:37:09,895
AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIAL.

1424
00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:11,897
I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE

1425
00:37:11,897 --> 00:37:13,699
UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1426
00:37:13,699 --> 00:37:16,201
[dramatic chord]

1427
00:37:16,201 --> 00:37:19,971
DETOX, YOUR CLUCKY THE COCK...

1428
00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:22,674
BL-BL-BL- BLOCKED!

1429
00:37:22,674 --> 00:37:25,143
THE COMPETITION.

1430
00:37:25,143 --> 00:37:26,211
CONDRAGULATIONS, YOU ARE THE

1431
00:37:26,211 --> 00:37:27,479
WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE.

1432
00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:29,748
[applause]

1433
00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:31,983
YOU'VE WON A WIG WARDROBE FROM

1434
00:37:31,983 --> 00:37:34,219
NEW ATTITUDE WIGS.

1435
00:37:34,219 --> 00:37:36,121
>> I WON THE CHALLENGE!

1436
00:37:36,187 --> 00:37:39,591
* FANTASTIC

1437
00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:40,659
>> ALASKA, YOUR CHOICE TO

1438
00:37:40,659 --> 00:37:43,562
PERFORM AS A BOY...

1439
00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:44,630
[sighs]

1440
00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:48,099
WAS A REAL DRAG.

1441
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:50,101
YOU ARE...

1442
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:53,472
SAFE.

1443
00:37:53,472 --> 00:37:57,208
COCO, YOUR VENTRILOQUIST ACT

1444
00:37:57,208 --> 00:37:59,244
COULD HAVE BEEN HILARIOUS, BUT

1445
00:37:59,244 --> 00:38:02,748
YOUR PERFORMANCE WAS WOODEN.

1446
00:38:02,748 --> 00:38:04,450
VIVIENNE PINAY.

1447
00:38:04,450 --> 00:38:06,752
AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR

1448
00:38:06,752 --> 00:38:09,521
HAS TO BE MORE THAN JUST PRETTY.

1449
00:38:09,521 --> 00:38:11,523
MUCH MORE.

1450
00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:13,191
[suspenseful music]

1451
00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:15,060
VIVIENNE...

1452
00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:17,396
YOU...

1453
00:38:17,396 --> 00:38:19,230
ARE SAFE.

1454
00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:22,233
BUT CONSIDER THIS A WARNING.

1455
00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:26,572
COCO MONTRESE, I'M SORRY, MY

1456
00:38:26,572 --> 00:38:28,640
DEAR, BUT YOU ARE UP FOR

1457
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,076
ELIMINATION.

1458
00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:32,210
>> I CANNOT BELIEVE I'M UP FOR

1459
00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:33,311
ELIMINATION.

1460
00:38:33,379 --> 00:38:34,613
IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?

1461
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,516
I'M NOT READY TO GO HOME.

1462
00:38:37,516 --> 00:38:40,118
>> TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1463
00:38:40,118 --> 00:38:42,654
LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST

1464
00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:46,091
CHANCE TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE

1465
00:38:46,091 --> 00:38:49,628
YOURSELF FROM ELIMINATION.

1466
00:38:49,628 --> 00:38:51,630
THE TIME HAS COME...

1467
00:38:51,630 --> 00:38:53,532
FOR YOU TO LIP-SYNC...

1468
00:38:53,532 --> 00:38:56,535
FOR YOUR LIFE.

1469
00:38:58,537 --> 00:39:00,972
>> BITCH, WIN OR LOSE, LET'S GO.

1470
00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:03,308
>> GOOD LUCK...

1471
00:39:03,308 --> 00:39:04,676
AND DON'T FUCK IT UP.

1472
00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:06,177
>> * BOYS CALL YOU SEXY

1473
00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:07,078
>> * WHAT'S UP, SEXY? *

1474
00:39:07,078 --> 00:39:07,946
>> * AND YOU DON'T CARE *

1475
00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:08,814
* WHAT THEY SAY

1476
00:39:08,814 --> 00:39:10,449
* SEE, EVERY TIME

1477
00:39:10,516 --> 00:39:11,583
* YOU TURN AROUND

1478
00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,118
* THEY SCREAMING YOUR NAME

1479
00:39:13,118 --> 00:39:14,720
>> * DON'T Y'ALL *

1480
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:16,822
>> * NOW I'VE GOT A CONFESSION *

1481
00:39:16,822 --> 00:39:18,256
* HA HA HA HA

1482
00:39:18,256 --> 00:39:19,558
* WHEN I WAS YOUNG

1483
00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:20,826
* I WANTED ATTENTION

1484
00:39:20,826 --> 00:39:21,827
* HA HA HA HA

1485
00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:23,762
>> MAMA AIN'T GOING THAT EASY.

1486
00:39:23,762 --> 00:39:25,564
I GOTTA PULL IT OUT AND LET RU

1487
00:39:25,564 --> 00:39:26,898
KNOW WHY I SHOULD BE HERE.

1488
00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:28,199
SO HERE GOES.

1489
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:29,267
>> * WHEN I GROW UP

1490
00:39:29,267 --> 00:39:30,436
* I WANT TO BE FAMOUS

1491
00:39:30,436 --> 00:39:31,437
* I WANNA BE A STAR

1492
00:39:31,437 --> 00:39:32,404
* I WANT TO BE IN MOVIES

1493
00:39:32,404 --> 00:39:33,071
* WHEN I GROW UP

1494
00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:34,305
>> WE'RE ALL KIND OF LIKE,

1495
00:39:34,305 --> 00:39:36,074
OH, MY GOSH.

1496
00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:38,376
COCO'S SERVING IT UP.

1497
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:39,511
>> * PEOPLE KNOW ME

1498
00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:40,512
* BE ON MAGAZINES

1499
00:39:40,512 --> 00:39:41,547
* WHEN I GROW UP

1500
00:39:41,547 --> 00:39:42,514
* FRESH AND CLEAN

1501
00:39:42,514 --> 00:39:43,214
* NUMBER ONE CHICK

1502
00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,716
* WHEN I STEP OUT ON THE SCENE

1503
00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,051
* BUT BE CAREFUL

1504
00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:47,085
>> MONICA DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE

1505
00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:47,753
MUCH ENERGY.

1506
00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:48,620
SHE JUST DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE

1507
00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:49,721
THAT WILL TO LIP-SYNC FOR HER

1508
00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,056
LIFE.

1509
00:39:51,122 --> 00:39:52,323
>> * I SEE THEM STARING AT ME

1510
00:39:52,323 --> 00:39:54,325
* OOH I'M A TRENDSETTER *

1511
00:39:54,325 --> 00:39:55,627
* YES THIS IS TRUE

1512
00:39:55,627 --> 00:39:56,462
* 'CAUSE WHAT I DO *

1513
00:39:56,462 --> 00:39:58,464
* NO ONE CAN DO IT BETTER

1514
00:39:58,464 --> 00:40:00,265
* YOU CAN TALK ABOUT ME

1515
00:40:00,265 --> 00:40:02,534
* 'CAUSE I'M A HOT TOPIC *

1516
00:40:02,534 --> 00:40:04,035
* I SEE YOU WATCHING ME

1517
00:40:04,035 --> 00:40:04,870
* WATCHING ME

1518
00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:06,572
* AND I KNOW YOU WANT IT

1519
00:40:06,572 --> 00:40:07,305
* WHEN I GROW UP

1520
00:40:07,305 --> 00:40:08,940
* I WANT TO BE FAMOUS

1521
00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:09,808
* I WANNA BE A STAR

1522
00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:11,042
* I WANT TO BE IN MOVIES

1523
00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:11,677
* WHEN I GROW UP

1524
00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:12,878
* I WANT OT SEE THE WORLD

1525
00:40:12,878 --> 00:40:13,879
* DRIVE NICE CARS

1526
00:40:13,879 --> 00:40:15,013
* I WANT TO HAVE BOOBIES

1527
00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:15,881
* BUT BE CAREFUL

1528
00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:17,048
* WHAT YOU WISH FOR

1529
00:40:17,048 --> 00:40:18,917
* 'CAUSE YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT *

1530
00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:21,119
* 'CAUSE YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT *

1531
00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:22,654
* GET IT?

1532
00:40:22,654 --> 00:40:24,990
[applause]

1533
00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:26,792
>> [mouths words]

1534
00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:28,694
>> LADIES, I'VE MADE MY

1535
00:40:28,694 --> 00:40:30,596
DECISION.

1536
00:40:30,596 --> 00:40:35,233
COCO MONTRESE...

1537
00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:39,638
SHANTE, YOU STAY.

1538
00:40:39,638 --> 00:40:41,940
YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1539
00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:44,943
>> THANK YOU.

1540
00:40:46,912 --> 00:40:49,748
>> MONICA, YOU CAME HERE WITH

1541
00:40:49,748 --> 00:40:51,550
A SECRET.

1542
00:40:51,550 --> 00:40:54,352
AND THE SECRET IS YOU ARE

1543
00:40:54,352 --> 00:40:57,623
FIERCE AND TALENTED.

1544
00:40:57,623 --> 00:40:59,658
GO SHARE THAT WITH THE WORLD.

1545
00:40:59,658 --> 00:41:01,026
>> [crying] THANK YOU FOR

1546
00:41:01,026 --> 00:41:02,594
BELIEVING IN ME.

1547
00:41:02,594 --> 00:41:03,829
THANK YOU FOR SEEING SOMETHING

1548
00:41:03,829 --> 00:41:05,363
IN ME THAT I NEVER SAW.

1549
00:41:05,363 --> 00:41:07,298
[sniffles]

1550
00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:08,466
>> THANK YOU.

1551
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:09,467
>> I LOVE YOU.

1552
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:12,638
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

1553
00:41:12,638 --> 00:41:14,973
>> WE LOVE YOU.

1554
00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:18,510
NOW SASHAY AWAY.

1555
00:41:20,846 --> 00:41:22,748
>> I HAD A HARD TIME OPENING UP

1556
00:41:22,748 --> 00:41:23,448
TO THE GIRLS.

1557
00:41:23,448 --> 00:41:25,150
I'VE ALWAYS HAD THAT PROBLEM.

1558
00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:26,084
IT DID HOLD ME BACK IN THIS

1559
00:41:26,084 --> 00:41:27,152
COMPETITION.

1560
00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:28,787
BUT I AM FIERCE.

1561
00:41:28,787 --> 00:41:30,689
AND I NEED TO JUST STEP BACK

1562
00:41:30,689 --> 00:41:33,859
AND BE OKAY WITH THAT.

1563
00:41:33,859 --> 00:41:37,362
>> 11 QUEENS, 1 CROWN.

1564
00:41:37,362 --> 00:41:39,665
NOW, REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE

1565
00:41:39,665 --> 00:41:41,933
YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL YOU

1566
00:41:41,933 --> 00:41:42,934
GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1567
00:41:42,934 --> 00:41:44,703
CAN I GET AN AMEN UP IN HERE?

1568
00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:46,104
>> all: AMEN!

1569
00:41:46,104 --> 00:41:47,105
>> ALL RIGHT, NOW LET THE MUSIC

1570
00:41:47,105 --> 00:41:48,273
PLAY!

1571
00:41:48,273 --> 00:41:49,274
[RuPaul's The Beginning]

1572
00:41:49,274 --> 00:41:54,012
*

1573
00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:54,946
* G-G-GET IT, GET IT RIGHT

1574
00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:55,747
* HEY

1575
00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:57,916
* THIS IS THE BEGINNING

1576
00:41:57,916 --> 00:41:58,984
* THE BEGINNING

1577
00:41:58,984 --> 00:42:00,686
* THIS IS THE BEGINNING

1578
00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:03,689
* OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE