1 00:00:02,736 --> 00:00:03,604 >> PREVIOUSLY ON 2 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:04,572 RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE... 3 00:00:04,572 --> 00:00:05,873 >> ALYSSA HAS BEEN A DISTRACTION 4 00:00:05,873 --> 00:00:06,474 FOR ME. 5 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:08,776 BUT I'VE GOT TO SHAKE THIS OFF 6 00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:10,244 AND MOVE ON. 7 00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:11,545 >> YOU'LL BE DEBUTING AN 8 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:14,682 ORIGINAL DRAG BALLET. 9 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:15,916 >> I CAN'T DANCE. 10 00:00:15,916 --> 00:00:18,352 >> COCO, YOU PICK FIRST. 11 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,321 >> ALYSSA EDWARDS. 12 00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:21,622 >> WHAT THE FUCK? 13 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:22,623 [Beethoven's Symphony #5] 14 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:26,527 * 15 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:27,328 >> HERE'S WHAT I WANT FROM YOU, 16 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:27,995 JINKX. 17 00:00:27,995 --> 00:00:30,398 I WANT TO SEE SOME GLAMOUR. 18 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:32,700 >> THE WINNER IS ALYSSA EDWARDS. 19 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,202 >> [exhales with relief] 20 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:35,136 >> HONEY MAHOGANY, 21 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:37,305 VIVIENNE PINAY, I'M SENDING YOU 22 00:00:37,305 --> 00:00:39,307 BOTH HOME. 23 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:45,979 NOW, LADIES, SASHAY AWAY. 24 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:55,123 >> GIRL. 25 00:00:55,123 --> 00:00:56,890 >> AFTER THE DOUBLE ELIMINATION, 26 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,793 EVERY GIRL KNOWS RU IS NOT 27 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:01,562 PLAYING THE RADIO. 28 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,231 >> GIRL. 29 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:04,198 >> CRACK. 30 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:05,633 THAT'S A SIGN OF DON'T GET TOO 31 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:06,667 COMFORTABLE. 32 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:07,701 >> THAT WAS THE CLOSEST I EVER 33 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:08,836 WANT TO GET TO THE BOTTOM. 34 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:10,371 TO BE IN THE BOTTOM THREE HAS 35 00:01:10,371 --> 00:01:11,905 LIT A FIRE UNDER MY ASS. 36 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,007 NEVER AGAIN. 37 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:15,843 >> I THINK EVERYONE IS JUST 38 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:18,546 SHOCKED THAT ROXXXY ANDREWS IS 39 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:19,880 IN THE BOTTOM THREE. 40 00:01:19,947 --> 00:01:21,715 BUT I'M NOT SHOCKED. 41 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:23,517 SHE'S PART OF ROLASKATOX, AND 42 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,085 THEY'VE CONVINCED THEMSELVES 43 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,221 THAT THEY'RE INVINCIBLE. 44 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:28,356 >> BUT YOU WON. 45 00:01:28,356 --> 00:01:29,157 >> I WISH SHE WOULD HAVE SENT 46 00:01:29,157 --> 00:01:30,491 ALL Y'ALL BITCHES HOME. 47 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:31,792 [laughter] 48 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:32,826 >> I WANT YOU TO GO HOME TOO, 49 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:33,727 BITCH, SO YOU DON'T THROW ME IN 50 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:35,729 THE BOTTOM AGAIN. 51 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:36,764 ALYSSA WANTED TO ACT LIKE SHE'S 52 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,366 SO REAL, BUT I THINK IT WAS A 53 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:40,334 PRETTY BITCHY-ASS MOVE TO CALL 54 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:41,369 ME OUT ONSTAGE. 55 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:42,636 >> THE ONE THAT I WOULD WANT TO 56 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:45,173 SEND HOME IS NOT IN THIS LINEUP. 57 00:01:45,173 --> 00:01:46,407 I DON'T SEE JADE AT THE SAME 58 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:48,209 LEVEL. 59 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:49,410 IF SHE WOULD'VE ASKED ME WHO 60 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:50,444 NEEDED TO GO, I WOULD HAVE SAID 61 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:51,612 THAT, BECAUSE FROM THE VIEW THAT 62 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:52,580 I WAS GETTING, IT LOOKED LIKE A 63 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:53,781 SAUSAGE SQUEEZED INTO A 64 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:54,515 TWO-PIECE. 65 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:55,683 IT WAS NOT PRETTY. 66 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:56,917 >> YOU CAN'T TAKE IT PERSONAL. 67 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,519 >> YOU'RE A DIRTY BITCH. 68 00:01:58,519 --> 00:01:59,653 >> IT'S NOT DIRTY. 69 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:00,788 I KEPT IT REAL TO YOUR FACE. 70 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:01,589 IF I WANTED TO BE DIRTY, I WOULD 71 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:02,656 HAVE REALLY, REALLY READ YOU. 72 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:03,324 HA. 73 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:04,158 >> WELL, GIRL, IF YOU READ ME, 74 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:04,825 I WOULD HAVE READ YOU RIGHT 75 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:05,493 BACK. 76 00:02:05,493 --> 00:02:06,160 >> THAT'S A PART OF THE 77 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:06,827 GAME, BABY. 78 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:08,929 WELCOME TO DRAG. 79 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:09,830 I KNEW COMING INTO THIS 80 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:10,964 COMPETITION THAT THE CLAWS WOULD 81 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:11,899 COME OUT. 82 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:12,900 I DON'T WANT TO SCRATCH 83 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:13,967 ANYBODY'S EYES OUT. 84 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,269 I JUST WANT TO SCRATCH MY WAY TO 85 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:15,969 THE TOP. 86 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,070 'CAUSE I'M WHAT? 87 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:22,176 SICKENING. 88 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:23,977 >> * RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE * 89 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:24,645 >> THE WINNER OF 90 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,146 RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE RECEIVES A 91 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:26,980 SICKENING SUPPLY OF 92 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,649 COLOREVOLUTION COSMETICS, A 93 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,318 LUXURY TRIP COURTESY OF 94 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:32,320 ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL, HEADLINE 95 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,654 LOGO'S DRAG RACE TOUR, 96 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,323 FEATURING ABSOLUT VODKA-- 97 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:36,990 COCKTAILS PERFECTED--AND A CASH 98 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:40,194 PRIZE OF $100,000. 99 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:42,230 AND TONIGHT, EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST 100 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:43,831 JUDGES JULIE BROWN AND 101 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,132 DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN. 102 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:46,534 >> * MAY THE BEST WOMAN 103 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:49,303 * BEST WOMAN WIN 104 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:54,242 >> ROLASKATOX. 105 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:55,309 >> [laughs] 106 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:56,176 >> IT'S A NEW DAY IN THE 107 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:56,844 WORKROOM. 108 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,546 THERE'S TWO LESS GIRLS IN THE 109 00:02:58,546 --> 00:02:59,547 COMPETITION NOW. 110 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:01,615 AND THE MORE THAT ARE GONE, THE 111 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:02,283 BETTER. 112 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:02,916 [siren wails] 113 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:05,018 >> OOH, GIRL. 114 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,820 YOU GOT SHE MAIL. 115 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:09,690 LADIES, STARS AREN'T BORN. 116 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,058 THEY'RE MADE. 117 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:13,327 AND THEN WE DESTROY THEM. 118 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:15,028 BUT EVENTUALLY, THOSE FALLEN 119 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,997 STARS GET THEIR OWN REALITY 120 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:18,899 SHOWS AND BECOME FAMOUS ALL OVER 121 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:19,600 AGAIN. 122 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,201 LADIES, GET READY, BECAUSE YOUR 123 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:25,239 15 MINUTES STARTS NOW. 124 00:03:25,239 --> 00:03:26,740 >> UH-OH. 125 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,376 >> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, LADIES. 126 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:30,411 >> all: HI. 127 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:32,780 >> WELL, WELL, WELL... 128 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:34,315 FOR TODAY'S MINI CHALLENGE, 129 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:35,649 WE'RE RIPPING A PAGE FROM 130 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:38,486 US WEEKLY TO FIND OUT WHO WORE 131 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:39,353 IT BEST. 132 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:40,488 AND WE'RE GOING TO DO IT 133 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:42,290 DRAG RACE STYLE. 134 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:44,224 NOW, YOU'LL HAVE JUST 30 MINUTES 135 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,593 TO TURN THESE CUDDLERS... 136 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:46,594 >> OOH. 137 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:48,496 >> INTO SOMETHING RED CARPET 138 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:49,530 WORTHY. 139 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:52,400 I'LL DECIDE WHO WORE IT BEST. 140 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,835 READY, SET, STYLE. 141 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:57,805 [all shouting, laughing] 142 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:03,377 >> DAMN. 143 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:04,312 >> HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WEAR 144 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:06,747 SOMETHING SO GODDAMN UGLY? 145 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:07,948 >> IT'LL BE LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE 146 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:08,649 YOU WEAR. 147 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:09,317 >> HOW DARE YOU? 148 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:13,587 >> OH, REALLY? 149 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:14,688 >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES. 150 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,590 TIME'S UP. 151 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:19,126 [camera shutter clicking] 152 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:21,061 TO HELP ME MAKE THIS SARTORIAL 153 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:22,830 DECISION, I'VE INVITED AN 154 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:23,664 EXPERT. 155 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:25,633 FROM US WEEKLY MAGAZINE, 156 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:28,135 PLEASE WELCOME SENIOR EDITOR 157 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:30,571 IAN DREW. 158 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:34,141 [all cheering] 159 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:35,008 >> UH, RU? 160 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,677 IS THAT A KLEIN EPSTEIN & PARKER 161 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:38,045 SUIT THAT YOU'RE WEARING? 162 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:40,247 >> WHY, YES, IT IS. 163 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:41,949 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 164 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,751 >> WELL, I THINK, IN THIS CASE, 165 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:44,552 RU WORE IT BEST. 166 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:45,218 >> AW. 167 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:46,253 [laughter] 168 00:04:46,253 --> 00:04:47,020 ALL RIGHT. 169 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:49,323 FIRST UP, WEARING ZEBRA, 170 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:50,891 COCO MONTRESE. 171 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,225 YOU WANT SOME COCO IN YOUR 172 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:53,461 COCOA? 173 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:58,065 NEXT UP, IVY WINTERS. 174 00:04:58,065 --> 00:05:00,734 GIRLS GONE WILD KINGDOM. 175 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:01,769 DETOX. 176 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:02,836 SHE'S PAIRING IT WITH SOME 177 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,638 DAYGLO. 178 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:05,639 [imitates camera shutter 179 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:06,640 clicking] 180 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,442 [laughter] 181 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:09,242 ALL RIGHT, IAN. 182 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:09,910 >> YES. 183 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:12,746 >> WHO WORE IT BEST? 184 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:14,715 >> I'D HAVE TO SAY DETOX. 185 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:16,083 >> AH, DETOX. 186 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:17,851 >> YAY. 187 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:20,253 >> NEXT UP, WEARING GIRAFFE, 188 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:21,489 LINEYSHA SPARX. 189 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:22,322 [imitates camera shutter 190 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:22,990 clicking] 191 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,458 OOH, LOOK AT THAT MANICURE. 192 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:26,894 ROXXXY ANDREWS. 193 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:27,795 JET MAGAZINE, THIS WAY. 194 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:28,462 >> [laughs] 195 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:30,964 >> [laughs] 196 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:33,233 NEXT UP, ALASKA. 197 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:36,404 DEAR LORD. 198 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:38,271 AFRICAN VOGUE, THIS WAY. 199 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:38,972 >> I THINK IT WAS THE BEST 200 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:43,076 MAKEUP SHE'S WORN ALL SEASON. 201 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:45,679 >> SO, IAN, WHO WORE IT BEST? 202 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,815 THE NAME ON EVERYBODY'S LIPS HAS 203 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:49,182 GOT TO BE ROXXXY. 204 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:52,686 >> ROXXXY ANDREWS. 205 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,488 FIRST UP WEARING PINK, 206 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:56,089 ALYSSA EDWARDS. 207 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:57,458 WHO ARE THE JEWELS BY? 208 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:58,125 >> THEY'RE RENTED. 209 00:05:58,125 --> 00:05:58,792 [laughter] 210 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,561 >> A NIGHT AT THE OPERA. 211 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:03,330 JADE JOLIE, A VISION IN PINK. 212 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:05,198 >> [laughs] 213 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,968 >> THANK YOU, JADE JOLIE. 214 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:10,303 JINKX MONSOON. 215 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:11,739 OH, MY. 216 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:12,740 >> THE MISSING OLSEN TWIN. 217 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:13,407 >> UH-HUH. 218 00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:14,408 >> SHE JUST WOKE UP. 219 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:15,843 >> THIS WAY, JINKX. 220 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:16,844 >> I DON'T THINK JINKX DID 221 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:18,011 ANYTHING WITH THE BLANKET. 222 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:19,480 SHE JUST PUT THE BLANKET ON AND 223 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:20,881 GAVE IT A CHARACTER... 224 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:25,018 WHAT SHE DOES BEST. 225 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:25,686 >> ALL RIGHT, IAN. 226 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,287 SO WHO WORE IT BEST? 227 00:06:27,287 --> 00:06:28,422 >> IT IS A STIFF COMPETITION, 228 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:29,089 I WILL SAY. 229 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:29,757 >> OH. 230 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:30,991 >> BUT IT HAS TO BE 231 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:32,325 ALYSSA EDWARDS. 232 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:34,462 >> ALL RIGHT, ALYSSA EDWARDS. 233 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:36,396 WELL, CONDRAGULATIONS TO OUR 234 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,298 BEST DRESSED QUEENS. 235 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:40,501 YOU'VE EACH WON AN US WEEKLY 236 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:42,002 SWAG BAG. 237 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:42,670 NOW, IAN... 238 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:43,303 >> YES. 239 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:45,138 >> I'M ABOUT TO GIVE YOU A 240 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:47,608 DRAG RACE EXCLUSIVE. 241 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:50,544 FOR THIS WEEK'S MAIN CHALLENGE, 242 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:52,846 WE'RE GOING TO PLAY... 243 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:56,884 WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT... 244 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:57,718 SNATCH GAME. 245 00:06:57,718 --> 00:07:00,521 [all cheering] 246 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:05,158 >> THIS IS WHAT I CAME HERE TO 247 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:05,826 DO. 248 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,761 >> TIME TO BREAK OUT YOUR BEST 249 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,730 CELEBRITY IMPERSONATIONS. 250 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,665 BE FABULOUS, BE A STAR, AND, 251 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:14,468 MOST IMPORTANTLY, BE FUNNY. 252 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:17,204 GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES, 253 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:20,641 AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN. 254 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:23,744 >> SO WHAT'S EVERYBODY DOING? 255 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,746 WHAT YOU DOING? 256 00:07:27,114 --> 00:07:28,048 YOU DOING KATY? 257 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,216 >> I'M DOING KE$HA. 258 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:30,784 >> [laughs] 259 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,820 >> WHO ARE YOU DOING, ALASKA? 260 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:33,887 >> LADY BUNNY. 261 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,656 >> OH. 262 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:36,824 IT'S RISKY. 263 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:38,726 >> AND SHE JUST DID LADY BUNNY 264 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:40,193 IN THE LAST CHALLENGE. 265 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:42,095 >> THAT'S VERY RISKY. 266 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:43,396 >> WHO ARE YOU DOING, ROXXXY? 267 00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:44,464 >> TAMAR BRAXTON, HONEY. 268 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,265 >> [laughs] 269 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:46,166 >> WHO? 270 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:47,768 >> TAMAR BRAXTON, TONI BRAXTON'S 271 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,670 SISTER. 272 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:50,771 IF YOU DON'T KNOW HER, YOU'RE 273 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:52,405 GOING TO KNOW HER. 274 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:53,240 >> OH, IS SHE COMING TO LIFE 275 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:53,907 TODAY? 276 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:55,809 >> SHE COMING TO LIFE TONIGHT. 277 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:56,810 TONIGHT! 278 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:57,945 >> THIS IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD 279 00:07:57,945 --> 00:07:59,079 BE STRONG AT, RIGHT? 280 00:07:59,079 --> 00:07:59,980 >> I'M HOPING. 281 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,414 >> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 282 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:02,583 >> I'M GOING TO DO LITTLE EDIE 283 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:03,684 FROM GREY GARDENS. 284 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:04,518 >> WHO--WHAT? 285 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:05,485 >> LITTLE EDIE FROM 286 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,954 GREY GARDENS. 287 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:08,088 >> GREY GARDENS? 288 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:08,756 WHO IS THAT? 289 00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:09,957 >> WHO IS IT? 290 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:11,625 >> SO JACKIE O. HAS THIS 291 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,060 COUSIN AND THIS AUNT WHO WENT 292 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:15,596 BANKRUPT AND BECAME SHUT-INS, 293 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:16,964 LIVING IN A BIG, DILAPIDATED 294 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:17,631 MANSION. 295 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:19,533 LITTLE EDIE HAD ALOPECIA AND 296 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:20,834 LOST ALL HER HAIR OUT OF THE 297 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,235 STRESS, AND THEN SHE BECAME A 298 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,871 BIG FASHION ICON YEARS AFTER 299 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:25,539 SHE DIED. 300 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:26,273 >> DO YOU THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE 301 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:26,940 ARE GOING TO RECOGNIZE THAT 302 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,976 CHARACTER? 303 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:30,544 >> LITTLE EDIE IS A RISKY 304 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:31,444 CHARACTER. 305 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:32,479 NOT EVERYONE'S GOING TO KNOW 306 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:33,280 WHO SHE IS. 307 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,782 BUT I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW 308 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:35,783 WHO SHE IS. 309 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:36,784 HERE'S YOUR PATE, MOTHER, 310 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:37,818 DARLING. 311 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:38,819 AT LEAST, I THINK IT'S PATE. 312 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,788 THE LABEL'S FADED. 313 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:47,127 WHEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH 314 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:49,096 PEOPLE JUDGING WHAT YOU DO, YOU 315 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:50,698 JUST HAVE TO LET IT ROLL OFF 316 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:52,499 LIKE WATER OFF A DUCK'S BACK. 317 00:08:52,499 --> 00:08:55,135 ALL RIGHT. 318 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,103 >> COMING UP... 319 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:57,871 WHO ARE YOU DOING? 320 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,673 >> MICHELLE OBAMA. 321 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:02,009 >> MICHELLE OBAMA? 322 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:02,976 OKAY. 323 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,745 >> THIS ABOUT TO GET REAL UGLY. 324 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:05,879 >> GIRL, LOOK HOW ORANGE YOU 325 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:06,614 FUCKING LOOK. 326 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:08,816 >> I'M NOT JOKING, BITCH. 327 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,684 >> [laughs] 328 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,788 >> [laughs] 329 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,726 >> OUR MAIN CHALLENGE TODAY IS 330 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:20,427 TO PICK A CELEBRITY CHARACTER 331 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:21,629 AND PLAY THEM ON THE SNATCH 332 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:22,295 GAME. 333 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,530 >> FREAKING OUT. 334 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:24,464 >> ARE YOU SCARED YOU CAN'T MAKE 335 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:25,398 KE$HA FUNNY? 336 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,267 >> I THINK I CAN MAKE HER FUNNY. 337 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,302 >> SNATCH GAME CHALLENGES YOUR 338 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:32,039 IMPROV SKILLS, YOUR WIT, AND 339 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:33,841 YOUR IMPERSONATION SKILLS. 340 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,542 WITHOUT THESE THREE THINGS, A 341 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:36,944 DRAG QUEEN MIGHT AS WELL NOT 342 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:40,347 CALL HERSELF A DRAG QUEEN. 343 00:09:40,347 --> 00:09:41,414 >> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 344 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,851 >> all: HI. 345 00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:45,719 >> IVY WINTERS. 346 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,087 >> HEY, MAMA. 347 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,321 >> AH, WHO ARE YOU DOING? 348 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:49,589 >> MISS MONROE. 349 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,557 >> MARILYN MONROE? 350 00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:51,725 >> YES. 351 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:52,459 >> HOW ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE 352 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,695 MARILYN MONROE FUNNY? 353 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:55,395 >> THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. 354 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:57,097 [laughs] 355 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,666 UM, I THINK IT'S JUST RELATING A 356 00:09:58,666 --> 00:09:59,532 LOT TO HER MOVIES. 357 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:00,200 UM... 358 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,334 >> YEAH. 359 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:05,038 WHAT ABOUT THE FUNNY PART? 360 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,339 >> I JUST HAVE TO BE BIG AND 361 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,407 BLONDE. 362 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:08,241 >> WELL, THE TRICKY THING WITH 363 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:09,710 MARILYN, TOO, IS THAT SHE WAS 364 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,311 THE SMART DUMB BLONDE. 365 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,580 SO THAT SORT OF NUANCE IS NOT 366 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:15,382 EASY TO DO. 367 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:17,517 GET IT GOING AND MAKE ME LAUGH. 368 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:18,518 >> I WILL. 369 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:20,854 >> ALL RIGHT. 370 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,155 ALASKA. 371 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,056 >> HI. 372 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,257 >> 49TH STATE. 373 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:25,225 >> THE BIGGEST STATE. 374 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,226 >> OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 375 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,761 IT'S LIKE ITS OWN COUNTRY. 376 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:28,862 >> I'M MY OWN CONTINENT. 377 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:29,797 >> OH. 378 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:30,798 >> I'M INCONTINENT, THOUGH. 379 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:33,701 >> [laughs] 380 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,235 SO WHO ARE YOU DOING? 381 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:36,670 >> I'M DOING LADY BUNNY. 382 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,706 >> EX-SQUEEZE ME? 383 00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:39,940 BUNNY IS HILAR-- 384 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:40,741 I THINK SHE'S ACTUALLY THE 385 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:43,744 FUNNIEST PERSON I'VE EVER MET. 386 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,312 IT'S A TRICKY ONE. 387 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,613 I WANT YOU TO BE FUNNIER THAN 388 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:47,948 BUNNY. 389 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:48,682 >> OKAY. 390 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:49,382 >> OKAY? 391 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,617 >> ALL RIGHT. 392 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,786 I'M SCARED SHITLESS. 393 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:53,887 HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED 394 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:56,289 TO MEASURE UP TO THAT? 395 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:57,457 >> HEY, COCO. 396 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:58,591 >> HI, RU. 397 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,393 >> NOW, OKAY, I'M GETTING 398 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,029 PSYCHIC FEELINGS. 399 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:02,930 UM... 400 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:03,964 LET ME GUESS. 401 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:04,998 MARGARET THATCHER? 402 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,033 >> NO, RU. 403 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:06,934 JANET JACKSON. 404 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,568 >> I LOVE ME SOME JANET. 405 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:09,602 NOW, WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO DO 406 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:10,270 JANET? 407 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,671 >> I DO JANET SIX NIGHTS A WEEK 408 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,339 IN VEGAS. 409 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,006 >> REALLY? 410 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,007 SIX NIGHTS A WEEK? 411 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:14,674 >> YES. 412 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,109 I REALLY ACTUALLY STUDIED 413 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,677 EVERYTHING ABOUT HER ONSTAGE 414 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,511 AND OFFSTAGE. 415 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,379 SO, IF I DON'T KNOW THIS 416 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,347 CHARACTER, THEN I SHOULDN'T BE 417 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,648 DOING DRAG. 418 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,016 >> YOU GOT TO BRING THE FUNNY. 419 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:23,751 >> OKAY. 420 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,652 >> ALL RIGHT. 421 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:26,453 HI, DETOX. 422 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:27,687 >> HI, RU. 423 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,722 >> I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT COULD 424 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:29,389 BE. 425 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:30,958 LET'S SEE--RACHEL ZOE AFTER A 426 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:31,624 FIRE? 427 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,861 >> NO, I'M GOING TO DO MY FRIEND 428 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:34,527 KE$HA. 429 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,462 >> YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH KE$HA? 430 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:36,229 >> I'VE WORKED WITH HER A FEW 431 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,530 TIMES, AND I'VE DONE A BUNCH OF 432 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,631 HER MUSIC VIDEOS. 433 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,067 AND, YEAH, SHE'S A LOT OF FUN. 434 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,501 >> SINCE YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 435 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,136 KE$HA, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO NOT 436 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,637 SORT OF HOLD BACK? 437 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:45,405 >> I DON'T WANT TO, LIKE, 438 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,940 SLANDER HER TOO MUCH. 439 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:47,775 >> WELL, THAT COULD BE A 440 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,309 PROBLEM. 441 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:50,277 YOU GOT TO BE WILLING TO MAKE A 442 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:51,278 FOOL OUT OF THE PERSON YOU'RE 443 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:51,945 DOING. 444 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,113 WHEN THE CAMERA LANDS ON YOU, 445 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,714 YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS, FROM THE 446 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,384 WAIST UP, TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. 447 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,051 GET BACK TO WORK. 448 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:58,718 >> THANK YOU. 449 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,821 >> ALL RIGHT. 450 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:01,721 HI, JINKXY. 451 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,756 >> HI. 452 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,157 YOU CAUGHT ME WITH ONE EYEBROW 453 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,025 ON. 454 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:07,828 >> YOU ARE A QUIRKY CHARACTER. 455 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:10,697 I AM JUST DYING TO FIND OUT... 456 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,866 WHO ARE YOU PLAYING? 457 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:13,700 >> HER NAME IS 458 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,735 LITTLE EDIE BOUVIER BEALE. 459 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,937 >> JACKIE KENNEDY'S COUSIN. 460 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:17,570 >> YES. 461 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,438 >> I LOVE HER. 462 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:19,539 BUT ARE YOU A LITTLE WORRIED 463 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,574 THAT THE AUDIENCE AT HOME WON'T 464 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,976 KNOW WHO SHE IS? 465 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,078 >> IT'S A CONCERN I HAD, BUT 466 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,247 I KEPT TOSSING AROUND, YOU KNOW, 467 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,382 POP ICONS I COULD DO, AND JUST-- 468 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,417 NONE OF THEM SPEAK TO ME THE 469 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,418 SAME WAY. 470 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,186 I LANDED ON LITTLE EDIE BECAUSE 471 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,322 I REALLY RELATE TO HER, AND 472 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,389 SINCE I STARTED IN THIS 473 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,658 COMPETITION, I FEEL EVEN MORE 474 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:39,759 CONNECTED WITH HER RIGHT NOW. 475 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,694 SHE'S A LITTLE MISUNDERSTOOD. 476 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,096 >> YES, WELL, JUST MAKE SURE YOU 477 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,232 MAKE LITTLE EDIE POP FOR THE 478 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:46,133 UNWASHED MASSES. 479 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,267 >> MM-HMM. 480 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,001 >> ALL RIGHT, WELL, LISTEN, 481 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,002 YOU GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 482 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,170 I'M GOING TO LET YOU GET TO IT. 483 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,039 ALL RIGHT. 484 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,673 LINEYSHA SPARX. 485 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:54,875 >> HELLO, RUPAUL. 486 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,576 >> WHO ARE YOU DOING? 487 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:57,777 >> I'M GOING TO DO 488 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,746 MICHELLE OBAMA. 489 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:00,680 >> MICHELLE OBAMA? 490 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:01,448 >> YES. 491 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,916 >> THAT'S AN INTERESTING CHOICE. 492 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,784 WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO DO 493 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,685 MICHELLE OBAMA? 494 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,220 >> BECAUSE I THINK THAT I CAN 495 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,922 LOOK LIKE HER, AND-- 496 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,257 >> IT'S MORE THAN JUST LOOKING 497 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,391 LIKE THE PERSON. 498 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,193 THEY HAVE TO BE FUNNY. 499 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,494 CAN I HEAR A LITTLE BIT OF YOUR 500 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,528 MICHELLE OBAMA? 501 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,730 WHAT DID YOU SERVE OBAMA FOR 502 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,266 BREAKFAST THIS MORNING? 503 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,334 >> FRENCH FRIES. 504 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,036 >> UM... 505 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:25,772 FRENCH FRIES. 506 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,374 YEAH. 507 00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:28,876 MICHELLE OBAMA, HOW ARE YOUR 508 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,611 DAUGHTERS? 509 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:32,479 >> [laughs] 510 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,646 AW. 511 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,182 >> WHO ARE YOUR OTHER CHOICES? 512 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:35,849 >> I REALLY-- 513 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,584 I WAS THINKING CELIA CRUZ. 514 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:38,785 >> IS A GOOD CHOICE. 515 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,120 >> BUT... 516 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,255 RIGHT NOW I GOT THIS CHOICE. 517 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,591 I THINK IT'S BETTER. 518 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,526 CELIA CRUZ--SHE'S THE QUEEN OF 519 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,929 THE SALSA, BUT I REALLY KNOW 520 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:49,963 THAT I CAN LOOK LIKE 521 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,099 MICHELLE OBAMA, SO I'M NOT 522 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:52,799 GOING TO CHANGE. 523 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,467 >> IT'S A TOUGH SELL-- 524 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:55,402 MICHELLE OBAMA. 525 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:56,736 JUST BE FUNNY. 526 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:58,371 BE FUNNY. 527 00:13:58,371 --> 00:13:59,439 >> I'M MICHELLE OBAMA, AND 528 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:03,510 I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. 529 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,512 >> LADIES, GATHER ROUND. 530 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,180 NOW, I'LL SEE YOU ON THE SET, 531 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,116 WITH OUR EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST 532 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:10,517 JUDGES... 533 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:14,187 MTV ROYALTY JULIE BROWN AND 534 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,488 DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN. 535 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,590 [all cheering] 536 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:20,227 DON'T FUCK IT UP. 537 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,561 >> all: BYE, RU. 538 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,696 >> JULIE BROWN! 539 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,535 >> GIRL, WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK 540 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,670 I SHOULD DO--KATY OR HER? 541 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,005 MISS KIM--THIS IS NOT KIM. 542 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,506 THIS IS TOO PLATINUM. 543 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,343 I'M NOT 100% SOLD ON KATY PERRY. 544 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,111 I'M REALLY THINKING I SHOULD 545 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,446 PROBABLY SWITCH TO KIM FROM 546 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:43,016 THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA. 547 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,985 CELEBRITY IMPERSONATION IS NOT 548 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,620 PART OF MY GIG, AND THAT MAKES 549 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,958 ME SECOND-GUESS MYSELF AND WHAT 550 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:54,727 IS THE RIGHT CHARACTER FOR ME. 551 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,496 >> I HAVE MY MAKEUP LIKE 552 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:57,397 MICHELLE OBAMA. 553 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,565 I HAVE MY WIG. 554 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,867 BUT I HAVE IN MY MIND THE VOICE 555 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,902 OF RUPAUL. 556 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:07,807 >> DO YOU KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT 557 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:10,510 MICHELLE OBAMA TO MAKE IT FUNNY? 558 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,511 DO YOU KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT 559 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:12,545 CELIA CRUZ? 560 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:16,049 >> MM-MM. 561 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,151 MY OTHER OPTION IS CELIA CRUZ, 562 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,686 BUT I DON'T HAVE THE CLOTHES. 563 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,854 I DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT WIGS. 564 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,190 SO... 565 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,324 I DON'T KNOW. 566 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,358 >> I'M WORRIED ABOUT LINEYSHA 567 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,326 BECAUSE I DON'T THINK SHE KNOWS 568 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:27,660 WHAT SHE'S DOING AT THIS POINT. 569 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:30,463 SHE NEEDS TO GET IT TOGETHER. 570 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,698 >> COMING UP... 571 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:34,267 WELCOME TO THE NEW SNATCH GAME. 572 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,302 >> GET YOUR LIFE. 573 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,104 >> I DON'T HAVE A SINGLE IDEA 574 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,771 WHO ANY OF THESE PEOPLE ARE. 575 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:39,772 [laughter] 576 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,608 >> [laughs] 577 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:47,047 >> [laughs] 578 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:51,184 WELCOME TO THE NEW SNATCH GAME. 579 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:53,020 TODAY IT'S A BATTLE OF THE 580 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,354 BROWNS. 581 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:55,922 SHE PUT THE "WUBBA" IN "WUBBA, 582 00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:56,856 WUBBA, WUBBA." 583 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,959 DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN! 584 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,828 AND SHE'S, LIKE, TOTALLY THE 585 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,563 ORIGINAL VALLEY GIRL-- 586 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,865 JULIE BROWN. 587 00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:06,666 MAY I CALL YOU 588 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,101 "UPTOWN JULIE BROWN"? 589 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:09,602 >> I PREFER "JUST SAY JULIE." 590 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,638 >> [laughs] 591 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,573 NOW LET'S MEET OUR CELEBRITY 592 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,575 PANEL. 593 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,477 DIRECT FROM GREY GARDENS, IT'S 594 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,212 LITTLE EDIE BEALE. 595 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,813 >> OH, HI, RUPAUL. 596 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,315 >> HOW IS BIG EDIE DOING? 597 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,583 >> SHE'S ALWAYS BEGGING FOR THE 598 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,518 PATE, BUT THE LABEL IS FADED. 599 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,054 I CAN NEVER TELL IF IT'S PATE OR 600 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,755 IF IT'S GIBLETS FOR THE CATS. 601 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:29,956 [laughter] 602 00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,958 >> NEXT, DON'T BREAK UP WITH HER 603 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,293 BECAUSE SHE'LL WRITE A SONG 604 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,027 ABOUT IT. 605 00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,428 IT'S TAYLOR SWIFT. 606 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:36,263 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE. 607 00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,630 THIS IS SO EXCITING. 608 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:38,698 [giggles] 609 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,934 >> NEXT, MY OLD, OLD, OLD, OLD, 610 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,204 OLD FRIEND, LADY BUNNY. 611 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,738 >> YOU KNOW, THE LAST TIME I HAD 612 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,707 A BATTLE OF THE BROWNS WAS ABOUT 613 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,242 TEN MINUTES AGO IN MY DRESSING 614 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:49,942 ROOM. 615 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,578 >> [laughs] 616 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,380 >> HEY, KE$HA. 617 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,881 >> I JUST WOKE UP HERE. 618 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,283 >> YOU'RE AT THE SNATCH GAME, 619 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:56,949 HONEY. 620 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,219 >> WHAT'S THAT? 621 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,354 >> NOW IT'S THE PRESIDENT OF THE 622 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,023 RHYTHM NATION, JANET JACKSON. 623 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,292 >> HI, RU. HOW ARE YOU? 624 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,393 >> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME 625 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:07,360 LATELY? 626 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,561 >> I HAVEN'T PUT OUT A HIT IN A 627 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:09,862 WHILE. 628 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,599 >> NEXT, SHE'S MY TEENAGE DREAM. 629 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,834 HEY, KATY PERRY. 630 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,203 OH, IS THAT YOUR FRAGRANCE? 631 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:16,869 >> IT IS. 632 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,037 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY SOME? 633 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,372 >> NO. 634 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,440 >> OKAY. 635 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,075 >> GOOD-BYE, NORMA JEAN. 636 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,444 HELLO, MARILYN MONROE. 637 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,612 >> HELLO, RU. 638 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,147 >> NOW, IS IT TRUE THAT 639 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,715 GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES? 640 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:29,482 >> OH, THEY DO. 641 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,750 YOU KNOW IT. 642 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,051 >> FABULOUS. 643 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,853 NEXT UP, IT'S THE QUEEN OF 644 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,656 SALSA, CELIA CRUZ. 645 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:39,426 HOLA! 646 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,827 >> I'M VERY FINE HERE. 647 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,395 MY ENGLISH IS NO VERY 648 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,531 GOOD-LOOKING. 649 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,499 >> LAST BUT NOT LEAST, IT'S 650 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,001 BRAXTON FAMILY BAD GIRL... 651 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,770 TAMAR BRAXTON. 652 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,139 >> GET YOUR LIFE! 653 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:54,073 >> WHAT'S TONI REALLY LIKE? 654 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:54,741 >> GIRL, WHO CARES? 655 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:55,975 THIS IS MY FIRST GIG WITHOUT 656 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,744 TONI, AND I AM SO EXCITED. 657 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:58,878 BOOM! 658 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,880 [laughter] 659 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,014 >> OKAY, HERE'S HOW THE GAME 660 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:02,782 WORKS. 661 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,317 I ASK THE QUESTION. 662 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,153 OUR CELEBRITY PANEL FILLS IN THE 663 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,120 BLANKS. 664 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,256 AND YOU GIVE AN ANSWER THAT YOU 665 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,258 THINK WILL MATCH. 666 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:14,194 FIRST QUESTION FOR JULIE BROWN. 667 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:17,464 LADY BUNNY IS SO OVER POLITICS. 668 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,366 WHEN SHE STEPS INTO THE VOTING 669 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,668 BOOTH, SHE JUST BLANKS. 670 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:22,935 >> PLEASURES HERSELF WITH THE 671 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,637 VOTING WAND. 672 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:25,272 >> LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR 673 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,673 CELEBRITIES HAVE TO SAY. 674 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:27,840 >> LITTLE EDIE? 675 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,276 >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW HER 676 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,110 PERSONALLY, BUT SHE LOOKS OLDER 677 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,812 THAN MOTHER DARLING, SO I SAID, 678 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,881 WHEN SHE STEPS INTO THE VOTING 679 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,549 BOOTH, SHE JUST SEIZURES. 680 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:37,417 SPELLING? 681 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,418 >> SEIZE--[laughs] 682 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:39,952 [laughter] 683 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:40,953 NOT A MATCH. 684 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,423 MOVING ON TO CELIA CRUZ, THE 685 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,225 QUEEN OF SALSA. 686 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,059 LADY BUNNY IS SO OVER POLITICS. 687 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,261 WHEN SHE STEPS INTO THE VOTING 688 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:51,331 BOOTH, SHE JUST... 689 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:55,335 >> FLIP HER HAIR BACK AND FORTH. 690 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,769 >> I THINK IT'S "WHIP YOUR HAIR 691 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:57,804 BACK AND FORTH." 692 00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:58,705 >> UH-HUH. 693 00:18:58,705 --> 00:18:59,572 >> SI. 694 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:00,873 >> UH-HUH, SI. 695 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,141 >> NO EL MATCH-O. 696 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:02,809 >> NO MATCH-O? 697 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,544 >> NO. 698 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:05,712 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO THE 699 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,880 ORIGINAL MATERIAL GIRL, 700 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,316 MARILYN MONROE. 701 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,083 >> SHE PASSES OUT. 702 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,619 I THINK IF IT WAS ME, IT'D BE 703 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,387 THE HARD DECISION-MAKING. 704 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,655 I GET A LITTLE BIT LIGHT-HEADED 705 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,324 SOMETIMES. 706 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,591 >> NOW, YOU'RE INTO POLITICS, 707 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,727 AREN'T YOU? 708 00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:23,062 PRESIDENTS AND... 709 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,163 >> IVY TOTALLY DIDN'T GET THE 710 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:24,764 JOKE. 711 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,599 IT WAS AN AWKWARD MOMENT. 712 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,301 >> QUITE THE SCANDAL, ACTUALLY. 713 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,101 [laughter] 714 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,271 WITH MY COUSIN-IN-LAW, REALLY? 715 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,239 >> [laughs] YES. 716 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,540 >> IT WAS IN ALL THE MAGAZINES 717 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,541 AT THE TIME. 718 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,676 [laughter] 719 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,211 >> ALL RIGHT, NEXT QUESTION IS 720 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,912 FOR DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN. 721 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:40,847 >> YES. 722 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,615 >> HEATHER THE HOARDER IS SUCH 723 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:43,616 A MESS. 724 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,918 WHEN SHE OPENS HER BLANK, HER 725 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:48,187 PERSONAL MASSAGER FALLS OUT. 726 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,257 >> WHEN SHE OPENS HER BOX. 727 00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:51,624 >> LET'S SEE IF WE GET A MATCH 728 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,125 FROM TAYLOR SWIFT. 729 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,094 WHEN SHE OPENS HER BLANK, HER 730 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:57,530 PERSONAL MASSAGER FALLS OUT. 731 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,798 >> FALLS OUT OF HER TAYLOR SWIFT 732 00:19:58,798 --> 00:19:59,899 LUNCHBOX. 733 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,033 >> OH, THAT'S A MATCH! 734 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,569 SHE'S GOT BOX! 735 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,070 ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON TO 736 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,004 KATY PERRY. 737 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,005 >> HI, RU. 738 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,441 >> DID YOU REALLY KISS A GIRL? 739 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,842 HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A GIRL? 740 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:13,045 >> [gasps] RU, NEVER. 741 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,748 >> BUT--UH, YEAH. 742 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:16,983 HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED A BLACK 743 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:17,984 GUY? 744 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,185 [laughter] 745 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:20,420 OKAY, OKAY. 746 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,321 HEATHER THE HOARDER IS SUCH A 747 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:21,988 MESS. 748 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,890 WHEN SHE OPENS HER BLANK, HER 749 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,592 PERSONAL MASSAGER FALLS OUT. 750 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,994 >> HER CLUTCH. 751 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:28,661 >> SORRY. 752 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:29,662 NOT A MATCH. 753 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,230 >> I THINK THAT IMMUNITY FOR 754 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,965 ALYSSA IS GONNA COME IN REAL 755 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,601 HANDY THIS WEEK. 756 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,235 >> LADY BUNNY, SAME QUESTION. 757 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,970 WHEN SHE OPENS HER BLANK, HER 758 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,739 PERSONAL MASSAGER FALLS OUT. 759 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,374 >> WELL, JULIE, I JUST WROTE 760 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:42,375 "ANUS." 761 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:47,113 [laughter] 762 00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,047 >> SAME NEIGHBORHOOD--NOT A 763 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:48,715 MATCH. 764 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:49,682 [all awwing] 765 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:50,983 NEXT QUESTION IS FOR 766 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,085 JULIE BROWN. 767 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,155 LADY GAGA HAS FINALLY GONE TOO 768 00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,056 FAR. 769 00:20:57,056 --> 00:21:00,493 SHE WORE A DRESS MADE OF BLANK. 770 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:01,861 >> MADONNA'S LEFTOVERS. 771 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,696 >> MADONNA'S LEFTOVERS! 772 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:04,864 LET'S GO TO THE STARS. 773 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:07,367 KE$HA, SHE WORE A DRESS MADE OF 774 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,100 BLANK. 775 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,602 >> I SAID "HER STUPID MONSTERS," 776 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,870 'CAUSE MY ANIMALS ARE FUCKING 777 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:11,638 BADASS. 778 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,473 >> OH, RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT YOU 779 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,174 POP STARS CALL YOUR FANS. 780 00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:16,008 >> YEAH. 781 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,977 >> LET'S MOVE ON TO THE QUEEN OF 782 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,447 SALSA, CELIA CRUZ. 783 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,848 >> HEY, HEY. 784 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,015 >> SHE WORE A DRESS MADE OF 785 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,050 BLANK. 786 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:27,720 "A CAN OF TOMATO SALSA." 787 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,591 >> LIKE A BIG CAN. 788 00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:33,826 >> [imitates buzzing] 789 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:36,262 FLAT. 790 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:37,163 >> ALL RIGHT. 791 00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:39,131 >> [scatting] 792 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,100 >> TAMAR, LADY GAGA'S FINALLY 793 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:41,768 GONE TOO FAR. 794 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,570 LAST WEEK SHE WORE A DRESS MADE 795 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:44,804 OF BLANK. 796 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:45,772 >> BOOM! 797 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:47,139 WHO CARES? 798 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,875 I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING 799 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:49,876 ABOUT THAT BITCH. 800 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:50,943 [laughter] 801 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,044 TAMAR'S WORLD. 802 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:53,012 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 803 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,313 MOVING ON--THIS ONE'S FOR 804 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,748 DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN. 805 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:58,385 PAULA DEEN IS OUT OF CONTROL. 806 00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,353 THIS MORNING SHE PUT A STICK OF 807 00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:02,855 BUTTER ON HER BLANK. 808 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:03,656 >> ON HER TOOTHBRUSH. 809 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:04,657 >> ON HER TOOTHBRUSH! 810 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:05,558 >> [laughs] 811 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,594 >> MISS JANET JACKSON. 812 00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:08,561 >> I THINK SHE PUT IT IN HER 813 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:09,261 PANTY LINER. 814 00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:10,863 >> PANTY LINER. 815 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:11,664 >> I DID TOO. 816 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:12,799 YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED? 817 00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:14,300 >> YES. 818 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,403 OH, MY GOODNESS. 819 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:17,870 OH, MY GOODNESS! 820 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:19,639 >> OH, MY GOD, IT'S SO THIN. 821 00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,173 >> THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. 822 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,510 >> COCO'S VOICE AS JANET WAS SO 823 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:24,477 PERFECT. 824 00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:25,845 BUT SHE WASN'T ABLE TO MAKE IT 825 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:26,813 FUNNY. 826 00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:29,048 >> RU, MAY I ASK YOU WHY YOU 827 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:30,383 COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN ME REAL 828 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:31,584 CELEBRITIES FOR THIS GAME? 829 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:32,284 >> WELL... 830 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:34,153 >> I DON'T HAVE A SINGLE IDEA 831 00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,188 WHO ANY OF THESE PEOPLE ARE. 832 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:36,989 YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN 833 00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:38,725 LESLIE CARON OR AUDREY HEPBURN 834 00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:40,326 OR ANY ONE OF THEM. 835 00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:42,094 INSTEAD YOU GOT KETCHUP. 836 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:42,895 >> KETCHUP? 837 00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:43,830 >> AND THAT MUST BE 838 00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:46,165 JANICE JICKSON? 839 00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:47,133 >> CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION, RU? 840 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:47,967 >> YES, YOU CAN ASK ME A 841 00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:48,668 QUESTION. 842 00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:50,102 >> WHAT'S A LITTLE EDIE? 843 00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:53,172 >> LITTLE EDIE IS A STAR OF A 844 00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:55,307 MOVIE, GREY GARDENS. 845 00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:56,543 >> OKAY, WELL, SHE'S NOT THAT 846 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:58,545 LITTLE. 847 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,547 WHO THE HELL IS LITTLE EDIE? 848 00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:03,182 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 849 00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:04,917 >> OKAY, MOVING ON-- 850 00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:06,819 [singsong] TAMAR BRAXTON. 851 00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:07,654 >> GET YOUR LIFE! 852 00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:09,155 >> NOW, PAULA DEEN IS OUT OF 853 00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:09,889 CONTROL. 854 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,357 THIS MORNING SHE PUT A STICK OF 855 00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:12,324 BUTTER... 856 00:23:12,324 --> 00:23:14,761 >> ON HER--BOOM--LOUBOUTINS, 857 00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:16,128 'CAUSE HER FAT-ASS FEET DON'T 858 00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:16,796 FIT IN 'EM. 859 00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:18,931 [laughter] 860 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:20,032 >> I REALLY HAVE TO PEE. 861 00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:21,300 [record scratches] 862 00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:22,168 CAN I PEE? 863 00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:23,903 >> JUST A--IN JUST ONE SECOND. 864 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,271 WE'RE GET--WE'RE ALMOST DONE. 865 00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:26,038 >> I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND PEE 866 00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:26,673 OVER HERE BY TAMAR. 867 00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:28,107 >> SHE'S GONNA GO PEE IN THE 868 00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:29,742 CORNER. 869 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:30,977 >> [laughing] 870 00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:32,845 [liquid rushing] 871 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:34,947 KE$HA! 872 00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:35,915 >> DO YOU HAVE TOILET PAPER? 873 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,617 >> YEAH, I'LL GET SOMEBODY TO 874 00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:39,018 CLEAN THAT UP. 875 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:40,520 >> THANKS, RU. 876 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,321 >> DETOX BATHROOM BREAK? 877 00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:44,190 [mouthing] GROSS. 878 00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:45,825 >> ALL RIGHT, I'M AFRAID WE'VE 879 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:47,393 RUN OUT OF TIME. 880 00:23:47,393 --> 00:23:50,530 AND THE WINNER IS... 881 00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:51,931 WHO CARES? 882 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:53,199 [laughter and applause] 883 00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:55,502 THANKS FOR JOINING US, EVERYONE. 884 00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:58,137 UNTIL NEXT TIME, RUPAUL OUT. 885 00:23:58,137 --> 00:23:59,438 SAY GOOD NIGHT, STARS! 886 00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:01,874 >> both: GOOD NIGHT, STARS. 887 00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:02,709 >> COMING UP... 888 00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:03,610 >> I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE 889 00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:04,310 REALLY TRYING TO, LIKE, COME 890 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:04,977 FOR ME. 891 00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:07,313 >> GIRL, YOU CAME FOR ME. 892 00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:08,748 >> IT JUST CAME OFF AS "ANNOYING 893 00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:10,817 SKANK." 894 00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:12,652 >> [laughs] 895 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:18,525 >> [laughs] 896 00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:19,191 >> RO... 897 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:20,359 >> LASKA... 898 00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:21,528 >> TOX. 899 00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:23,395 >> IT'S ELIMINATION DAY, AND 900 00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:24,864 WITH A CHALLENGE LIKE THE 901 00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:26,198 SNATCH GAME, IT'S DEFINITELY A 902 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:28,100 LOT MORE INTENSE. 903 00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:29,268 >> ALYSSA, ARE YOU GLAD YOU HAD 904 00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:30,202 IMMUNITY? 905 00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:33,339 [all oohing] 906 00:24:33,339 --> 00:24:34,340 >> I DON'T DO CHARACTERS. 907 00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:35,608 I MEAN, THIS WAS GOING TO BE THE 908 00:24:35,608 --> 00:24:36,609 HARDEST CHALLENGE FOR ME, 909 00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:37,309 PERIOD. 910 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,444 >> AT THIS POINT, WE KNOW 911 00:24:38,444 --> 00:24:39,612 SNATCH GAME IS GONNA HAPPEN. 912 00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:40,279 >> RIGHT. 913 00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:41,581 >> YOU SHOULD ALREADY HAVE A 914 00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:42,849 PLAN FROM THE MOMENT YOU 915 00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:43,883 AUDITION. 916 00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:45,818 >> AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR 917 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:47,119 IS NOT GOING TO TRAVEL THE 918 00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:48,487 COUNTRY BEING A COMEDIAN. 919 00:24:48,555 --> 00:24:51,190 SHE NEEDS TO BE SICKENING. 920 00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:53,059 DO THE MATH. 921 00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:54,861 JINKX, ON THE RUNWAY, I THINK 922 00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:55,928 YOU SHOULD'VE PREPARED MORE THAN 923 00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:57,530 ONE LOOK. 924 00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:58,264 >> HONEY, ALL YOUR OUTFITS 925 00:24:58,264 --> 00:24:59,999 HAVEN'T BEEN THAT CLEAN EITHER. 926 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,033 WHAT YOU WORE--THAT GOLD THE 927 00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:02,635 OTHER DAY--SOME PEOPLE SHOULDN'T 928 00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:03,836 COME DOWN TO WEAR A TWO-PIECE, 929 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:05,137 BECAUSE THE VIEW THAT I HAD IN 930 00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:06,806 THE SAFE ZONE WAS NOT TOO CUTE. 931 00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:07,940 >> I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE 932 00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:08,741 TRYING TO, LIKE, COME FOR ME. 933 00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:09,408 I MEAN-- 934 00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:10,476 >> GIRL, YOU CAME FOR ME, RIGHT 935 00:25:10,476 --> 00:25:11,210 OUT THERE, THREW ME UNDER THE 936 00:25:11,210 --> 00:25:11,878 FUCKIN' BUS. 937 00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:13,145 >> YOU'RE STILL MAD ABOUT THAT, 938 00:25:13,145 --> 00:25:14,146 GIRL? 939 00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:14,981 I MEAN, ARE YOU INTRIGUED OR 940 00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:15,648 SOMETHING? 941 00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:16,315 >> NO, HONEY-- 942 00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:16,983 >> OBSESS MUCH? 943 00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:17,784 >> THAT'S ONE THING I AIN'T. 944 00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:20,052 ONE THING I'M NOT IS INTRIGUED. 945 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:21,120 >> JADE, I CAN SPEAK UP FOR 946 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:21,788 MYSELF. 947 00:25:21,788 --> 00:25:23,556 ALYSSA, EVERY WEEK I'VE DONE A 948 00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:24,624 DIFFERENT LOOK. 949 00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:26,158 LIKE, ONE TIME I WAS SPACE AGE. 950 00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:26,959 THE NEXT TIME I WAS 951 00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:27,627 MARIE ANTOINETTE. 952 00:25:27,627 --> 00:25:28,494 >> NO, NO, NO, NO, SOME PEOPLE 953 00:25:28,494 --> 00:25:29,796 ARE COMING DOWN THE RUNWAY IN 954 00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:31,163 COMPLETE BULLSHIT. 955 00:25:31,163 --> 00:25:32,665 HAD I PULLED THAT ON THE RUNWAY, 956 00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:34,701 THEY WOULD HAVE RIPPED ME TO 957 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:38,504 SHREDS, AND Y'ALL KNOW IT. 958 00:25:38,571 --> 00:25:41,774 JINKX--SHE'S ALL COMEDY AND NO 959 00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:43,743 GLAMOUR. 960 00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:44,777 I DON'T THINK FROM DAY ONE, 961 00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:45,945 SHE'S PUT ANYTHING ON THE RUNWAY 962 00:25:45,945 --> 00:25:48,414 WORTH LOOKING AT. 963 00:25:48,414 --> 00:25:49,816 >> I HAVE DEALT WITH THIS MY 964 00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:52,251 ENTIRE DRAG CAREER, YOU KNOW? 965 00:25:52,251 --> 00:25:53,586 IT'S GETTING FRUSTRATING TO HAVE 966 00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:55,187 TO DEFEND A STYLE OF DRAG THAT'S 967 00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:57,123 COMPLETELY VALID. 968 00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:58,891 WHEN I FIRST GOT TO SEATTLE, 969 00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:00,760 BECAUSE I'M KIND OF QUIRKY, NOT 970 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,461 A LOT OF QUEENS TOOK ME VERY 971 00:26:02,461 --> 00:26:03,896 SERIOUSLY. 972 00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:04,897 >> GIRL, WHAT IF I JUST WENT OUT 973 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,165 THERE AND NOT EVEN BRUSHED ITS 974 00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:06,833 HAIR? 975 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:07,734 I'MA SAY, "WELL, I WAS TRYING TO 976 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:08,400 MAKE IT FUNNY. 977 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,201 EVERYTHING GOT TO BE FUNNY, 978 00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:10,536 RIGHT?" 979 00:26:10,536 --> 00:26:11,537 >> [voice breaking] EVERY TIME 980 00:26:11,537 --> 00:26:13,505 I STEP INTO SOMETHING NEW, 981 00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:14,674 I HAVE TO FIGHT THIS FIGHT 982 00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:15,842 AGAIN. 983 00:26:15,842 --> 00:26:17,209 I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO KEEP 984 00:26:17,209 --> 00:26:21,814 EXPLAINING MYSELF. 985 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:26,252 >> MISS COCO, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE 986 00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:27,186 TO DO A LITTLE BIT MORE PINK IN 987 00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:27,954 THE EYE. 988 00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:28,621 >> YOU CONCERNED ABOUT 989 00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:29,488 WHAT'S GOING ON OVER HERE WHEN 990 00:26:29,488 --> 00:26:30,156 YOU NEED TO BE WORRIED ABOUT 991 00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:31,057 WHAT'S GOING OVER THERE WITH 992 00:26:31,057 --> 00:26:32,024 THAT SAME MAKEUP YOU'VE BEEN 993 00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:33,392 RUNNING ON THE RUNWAY EVERY 994 00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:34,060 SINGLE TIME. 995 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:35,327 >> GIRL, LOOK HOW ORANGE YOU 996 00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:36,729 FUCKING LOOK, GIRL. 997 00:26:36,729 --> 00:26:37,396 >> DON'T START WITH ME. 998 00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:38,130 >> YOU'RE USED TO BEING MY 999 00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:39,365 RUNNER-UP AND BEING BEHIND ME. 1000 00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:40,566 DON'T SWITCH THE GAME UP NOW, 1001 00:26:40,566 --> 00:26:41,500 MAMA. 1002 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:42,902 >> OKAY, NOW, MISS ALYSSA... 1003 00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:43,903 [others whooping] 1004 00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:45,037 >> NOW YOU PUSHED IT. 1005 00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:46,072 >> MISS COCO, YOU'RE TAKING IT 1006 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:46,806 PERSONAL. 1007 00:26:46,806 --> 00:26:47,439 I'M JOKING WITH YOU. 1008 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,507 >> OH, NOW I'M NOT JOKING, 1009 00:26:48,507 --> 00:26:50,309 BITCH! 1010 00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:52,144 YOU GONNA CALL ME A RUNNER-UP? 1011 00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:53,980 >> YOU AIN'T NEVER WON NOTHING. 1012 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:55,748 BY DEFAULT, MAMA-- 1013 00:26:55,748 --> 00:26:56,683 YOU TAKE THAT PICTURE BY 1014 00:26:56,683 --> 00:26:57,349 DEFAULT. 1015 00:26:57,349 --> 00:26:58,117 >> NO, I TOOK THAT PICTURE 1016 00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,185 'CAUSE YOU COULDN'T DO THE JOB, 1017 00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:02,221 BITCH. 1018 00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:05,057 >> I GOT THAT MOMENT, THOUGH. 1019 00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:06,158 >> SHE GOT THE CROWN PUT ON HER 1020 00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:06,926 HEAD. 1021 00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:08,861 SHE GOT TO FEEL THE EMOTION OF 1022 00:27:08,861 --> 00:27:09,729 THAT MOMENT. 1023 00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:11,130 SHE TOOK THAT AWAY FROM ME. 1024 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:12,398 I'LL BE DAMNED IF I LET HER TAKE 1025 00:27:12,398 --> 00:27:14,033 THAT AWAY FROM ME HERE... 1026 00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:16,135 NOT WITHOUT A FIGHT. 1027 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,170 THIS ABOUT TO GET REAL UGLY. 1028 00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:18,871 >> YOU KNOW WHAT'S UGLY? 1029 00:27:18,871 --> 00:27:19,672 POVERTY. 1030 00:27:19,672 --> 00:27:21,207 [laughter] 1031 00:27:21,207 --> 00:27:22,041 >> THE JADE! 1032 00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:24,510 >> THE JADE OF IT ALL. 1033 00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:33,519 [RuPaul's Cover Girl playing] 1034 00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:34,921 >> * COVER GIRL 1035 00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:37,256 * PUT THE BASS IN YOUR WALK 1036 00:27:37,256 --> 00:27:38,725 * HEAD TO TOE 1037 00:27:38,725 --> 00:27:40,860 * LET YOUR WHOLE BODY TALK 1038 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:41,961 * 1039 00:27:41,961 --> 00:27:43,462 AND WHAT? 1040 00:27:43,462 --> 00:27:44,130 [light applause] 1041 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:45,732 WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF 1042 00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:47,399 RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE. 1043 00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:49,301 MICHELLE VISAGE, ARE YOU READY 1044 00:27:49,301 --> 00:27:50,236 TO PLAY? 1045 00:27:50,302 --> 00:27:51,570 >> ALWAYS. 1046 00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:53,139 >> SANTINO'S IN THE HOUSE. 1047 00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:54,974 >> YOU ARE LOOKING SNATCHTACULAR 1048 00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:55,842 TONIGHT, RU. 1049 00:27:55,842 --> 00:27:57,710 >> [laughs] 1050 00:27:57,710 --> 00:27:59,779 >> DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN, DO YOU 1051 00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:00,913 FEEL LUCKY? 1052 00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:01,948 >> VERY LUCKY. 1053 00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:03,015 >> AND THE HILARIOUS 1054 00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:04,817 JULIE BROWN. 1055 00:28:04,817 --> 00:28:05,785 DID YOU HAVE FUN YESTERDAY? 1056 00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:07,920 >> I HAD SUCH A GREAT TIME. 1057 00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:09,421 >> TONIGHT THE QUEENS ARE 1058 00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:11,157 SERVING THEIR OWN GIRLISH 1059 00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:12,992 GLAMOUR ON THE RUNWAY. 1060 00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:14,360 CATEGORY IS... 1061 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,462 DEADLIEST SNATCH. 1062 00:28:16,462 --> 00:28:18,731 GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES, 1063 00:28:18,731 --> 00:28:21,233 AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN. 1064 00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:21,901 [electronic beeping] 1065 00:28:21,901 --> 00:28:24,436 COMMENCE SHAKE DOWN. 1066 00:28:24,503 --> 00:28:27,573 FIRST UP, IVY WINTERS. 1067 00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:28,607 GOLDFISH. 1068 00:28:28,607 --> 00:28:30,109 >> IT'S LITTLE SHE-MO! 1069 00:28:30,109 --> 00:28:30,843 >> I'M STRUTTING DOWN THE 1070 00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:31,844 RUNWAY, AND I COULD FEEL MY 1071 00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:33,312 LITTLE FIN FLOPPING. 1072 00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:34,513 I FELT VERY FISHY. 1073 00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:36,682 >> NOW, THAT'S A CATCH. 1074 00:28:36,682 --> 00:28:38,417 >> BUT STILL VERY "KOI." 1075 00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:40,619 [laughter] 1076 00:28:40,619 --> 00:28:41,788 DETOX. 1077 00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:43,823 OOH, SHE'S A POWER POUF GIRL. 1078 00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:44,824 >> OR A CUPCAKE. 1079 00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:46,625 >> I'M SERVING KILLER JELLYFISH 1080 00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:48,694 REALNESS, AND I'M LIVING FOR IT. 1081 00:28:48,694 --> 00:28:49,796 >> YOU KNOW, YOU COULD SHOPLIFT 1082 00:28:49,796 --> 00:28:50,830 IN THAT. 1083 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:52,799 SHE COULD STEAL A HAM. 1084 00:28:52,799 --> 00:28:54,901 >> JADE JOLIE. 1085 00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:57,003 CHAIN, CHAIN, CHAIN! 1086 00:28:57,003 --> 00:28:58,470 >> I'M SERVING UP SOME BONDAGE 1087 00:28:58,470 --> 00:29:00,272 BOMBSHELL FISH FIERCENESS, AND 1088 00:29:00,272 --> 00:29:02,775 I AM LOVING IT. 1089 00:29:02,775 --> 00:29:04,143 >> SHE SPENT A LOT AT HOME DEPOT 1090 00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:04,844 FOR THAT ONE. 1091 00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:05,511 >> AH, YES. 1092 00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:06,979 >> [laughs] 1093 00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:08,747 >> ROXXXY ANDREWS. 1094 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:10,349 IT'S LIKE A BLAZER AND NO 1095 00:29:10,349 --> 00:29:12,018 TROUSERS. 1096 00:29:12,018 --> 00:29:13,385 >> BLAZER! 1097 00:29:13,385 --> 00:29:14,854 >> MISS THANG, I AM WALKING DOWN 1098 00:29:14,854 --> 00:29:15,988 THIS RUNWAY LIKE I AM 1099 00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:17,389 $10 MILLION. 1100 00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:19,225 POSE, POSE, POSE. 1101 00:29:19,225 --> 00:29:20,893 >> ROXXXY, YOUR PUSSY IS ON 1102 00:29:20,893 --> 00:29:22,061 FIRE. 1103 00:29:22,061 --> 00:29:23,830 >> [laughs] 1104 00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:27,033 >> JINKX MONSOON, CHICKEN OF THE 1105 00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:28,334 SEA. 1106 00:29:28,334 --> 00:29:31,103 >> I AM SERVING UP SEATTLE BOHO 1107 00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:33,239 CHIC WITH A FLAIR OF DAY OUT AT 1108 00:29:33,239 --> 00:29:34,073 THE BEACH. 1109 00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:34,807 [giggles] 1110 00:29:34,807 --> 00:29:36,475 >> SHE'S LIKE A FLYING FISH. 1111 00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:38,244 >> BRACKISH, ACTUALLY. 1112 00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:39,979 >> NOW THERE ARE 102 WAYS TO 1113 00:29:39,979 --> 00:29:40,947 WEAR A SCARF. 1114 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:43,015 [laughter] 1115 00:29:43,015 --> 00:29:45,317 OOH, COCO, GIRL. 1116 00:29:45,317 --> 00:29:47,119 >> ALL RIGHT, LITTLE COCO MINAJ. 1117 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:50,122 >> I AM TURNING IT OUT. 1118 00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:51,590 THIS IS MY RUNWAY. 1119 00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:52,591 THANK YOU, RU, FOR LETTING ME 1120 00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:53,625 BORROW IT. 1121 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:54,861 >> THOSE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR 1122 00:29:54,861 --> 00:29:56,328 STOMPING. 1123 00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:57,596 >> OR WADING THROUGH A RIVER. 1124 00:29:57,596 --> 00:29:59,866 [laughter] 1125 00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:01,868 >> ALYSSA EDWARDS. 1126 00:30:01,868 --> 00:30:03,469 THE LITTLE MERMAID'S ALL GROWN 1127 00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:04,736 UP. 1128 00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:06,372 >> I AM THE DEFINITION OF FISHY 1129 00:30:06,372 --> 00:30:07,139 GLAMOUR. 1130 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,507 ALWAYS AND FOREVER, 1131 00:30:08,507 --> 00:30:10,042 ALYSSA EDWARDS. 1132 00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:10,843 >> MM. 1133 00:30:10,843 --> 00:30:12,444 >> WHAT'S HER NET WORTH? 1134 00:30:12,444 --> 00:30:13,412 >> [laughs] 1135 00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:15,181 SHE HAS A DATE WITH MOBY DICK. 1136 00:30:15,181 --> 00:30:16,782 >> LUCKY. 1137 00:30:16,782 --> 00:30:18,384 >> LINEYSHA SPARX. 1138 00:30:18,384 --> 00:30:20,086 >> THAT IS SHEILA E. REALNESS. 1139 00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:22,421 >> IF A GIRL ANSWERS, DON'T HANG 1140 00:30:22,421 --> 00:30:23,722 UP. 1141 00:30:23,722 --> 00:30:25,958 >> I AM SERVING BAWDY, BAWDY, 1142 00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:27,693 BAWDY, AND JUST A LITTLE BIT OF 1143 00:30:27,693 --> 00:30:28,760 BITCH. 1144 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:29,828 >> YOU KNOW, SHE'S GOT A LEG UP 1145 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:30,496 ON THE COMPETITION. 1146 00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:32,664 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 1147 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:36,035 >> THE 49TH STATE, ALASKA. 1148 00:30:36,035 --> 00:30:37,769 >> SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY. 1149 00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:40,039 >> I'M HOLDING A BROOK TROUT MY 1150 00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:42,474 GRANDFATHER CAUGHT IN LAKE ERIE. 1151 00:30:42,474 --> 00:30:44,476 GRANDPA WOULD BE SO PROUD AND 1152 00:30:44,476 --> 00:30:46,378 COMPLETELY HORRIFIED. 1153 00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:48,614 >> WOULD YOU LIKE A MINT? 1154 00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:50,116 >> THAT OUTFIT WOULD GO GREAT 1155 00:30:50,116 --> 00:30:51,450 WITH SOME TARTAR SAUCE. 1156 00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:52,952 >> MMM. 1157 00:30:52,952 --> 00:30:54,053 >> COMING UP... 1158 00:30:54,053 --> 00:30:55,888 >> IT'S RATHER PEDESTRIAN. 1159 00:30:55,888 --> 00:30:57,656 >> I DO THINK WE HAVE A SLIGHTLY 1160 00:30:57,656 --> 00:30:59,791 DIFFERENT AESTHETIC. 1161 00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:01,727 >> [laughs] 1162 00:31:03,829 --> 00:31:06,532 >> [laughs] 1163 00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:08,434 WELCOME, LADIES. 1164 00:31:08,434 --> 00:31:10,202 BASED ON YOUR PERFORMANCES IN 1165 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:11,837 THE SNATCH GAME AND YOUR 1166 00:31:11,837 --> 00:31:14,040 PRESENTATION ON THE MAIN STAGE, 1167 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,108 I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS. 1168 00:31:16,108 --> 00:31:18,310 JADE JOLIE... 1169 00:31:18,310 --> 00:31:21,313 COCO MONTRESE... 1170 00:31:21,313 --> 00:31:25,317 ALYSSA EDWARDS... 1171 00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:28,387 ALYSSA, THIS WEEK YOU LET DOWN 1172 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,189 KATY PERRY. 1173 00:31:30,189 --> 00:31:33,025 I WANT YOU TO TWEET AN APOLOGY 1174 00:31:33,025 --> 00:31:34,893 TO HER TONIGHT-- 1175 00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:37,729 #RUPAULOGY. 1176 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:38,797 >> YES, MA'AM. 1177 00:31:38,864 --> 00:31:41,100 >> BUT LAST WEEK YOU WON 1178 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:43,835 IMMUNITY FROM ELIMINATION. 1179 00:31:43,835 --> 00:31:47,473 THE THREE OF YOU ARE SAFE. 1180 00:31:49,808 --> 00:31:50,809 >> KATY PERRY'S FANS ARE GONNA 1181 00:31:50,809 --> 00:31:51,710 SLAY ME. 1182 00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:53,179 IT WAS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO MY 1183 00:31:53,179 --> 00:31:57,984 CAREER. 1184 00:31:58,050 --> 00:32:01,453 >> LADIES, SURVEY SAYS YOU 1185 00:32:01,453 --> 00:32:03,889 REPRESENT THE BEST AND THE WORST 1186 00:32:03,889 --> 00:32:06,892 OF THE WEEK. 1187 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:09,895 >> IT'S TIME FOR THE JUDGES' 1188 00:32:09,895 --> 00:32:11,030 CRITIQUES. 1189 00:32:11,030 --> 00:32:13,165 FIRST UP, DETOX. 1190 00:32:13,165 --> 00:32:14,800 >> THE PROBLEM IS, KE$HA'S NOT 1191 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,102 REALLY THAT MUCH FUN. 1192 00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:17,469 IT HAS TO BE SOMEBODY WHO'S KIND 1193 00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:18,437 OF FUN. 1194 00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:19,371 I JUST DON'T WANT TO HANG WITH 1195 00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:20,139 KE$HA. 1196 00:32:20,139 --> 00:32:21,540 >> TONIGHT ON THE RUNWAY, YOUR 1197 00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:24,010 SIDE SILHOUETTE IS HUGE... 1198 00:32:24,010 --> 00:32:26,078 LIKE A BALL WITH LEGS. 1199 00:32:26,078 --> 00:32:27,146 >> THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF 1200 00:32:27,146 --> 00:32:28,780 WHEN I HEARD FISHY FIERCENESS 1201 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:30,516 WAS A JELLYFISH. 1202 00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:31,317 >> REALLY? THAT'S THE FIRST 1203 00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:31,984 THING YOU THOUGHT OF? 1204 00:32:31,984 --> 00:32:34,987 YOU'RE FIERCER THAN THAT. 1205 00:32:34,987 --> 00:32:36,989 >> NEXT UP, ROXXXY ANDREWS. 1206 00:32:36,989 --> 00:32:38,190 >> I THOUGHT YOU DID A WONDERFUL 1207 00:32:38,190 --> 00:32:39,525 JOB WITH YOUR PORTRAYAL OF 1208 00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:40,692 TAMAR. 1209 00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:42,995 I HAD A LOT OF FUN AND GIGGLES 1210 00:32:42,995 --> 00:32:43,729 WITH YOU. 1211 00:32:43,729 --> 00:32:44,896 >> TONIGHT YOUR BOOBS LOOK 1212 00:32:44,896 --> 00:32:45,831 AMAZING. 1213 00:32:45,831 --> 00:32:48,334 I LOVE A BEDAZZLED MUFFIN. 1214 00:32:48,334 --> 00:32:49,968 >> THE HAIR IS INTERESTING, BUT 1215 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,303 I WISH IT WAS A LITTLE MORE 1216 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:52,738 COIFFED. 1217 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:55,141 >> NEXT UP, THE 49TH STATE, 1218 00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:56,142 ALASKA. 1219 00:32:56,142 --> 00:32:56,808 >> HI. 1220 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:57,476 >> HI. 1221 00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:58,144 >> HI. 1222 00:32:58,144 --> 00:32:59,911 >> YOUR LADY BUNNY, FOR ME, WAS 1223 00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:01,780 ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. 1224 00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:04,050 YOU HAVE INCREDIBLE TIMING. 1225 00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:05,684 ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. 1226 00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:06,518 >> ONE THING THAT WAS KIND OF 1227 00:33:06,518 --> 00:33:07,453 MISSING FROM BUNNY WAS HER 1228 00:33:07,453 --> 00:33:08,120 VOICE. 1229 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:09,188 SHE--IT SOUNDED MORE... 1230 00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:10,489 [deep, raspy voice] LIKE ROZ, 1231 00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:11,323 YOU KNOW, THAN IT DID-- 1232 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:12,158 [high-pitched voice] BUNNY'S UP 1233 00:33:12,158 --> 00:33:12,824 HERE. 1234 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:14,393 [high-pitched cackle] 1235 00:33:14,393 --> 00:33:17,996 >> NEXT UP, IVY WINTERS. 1236 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,331 >> YOUR DRESS TONIGHT I LOVED. 1237 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:21,267 I MEAN, I LOVED THE FUN AND CAMP 1238 00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:22,934 VALUE THAT WE GOT WITH NEMO 1239 00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:23,735 EATING YOU. 1240 00:33:23,735 --> 00:33:24,403 >> [laughs] 1241 00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:26,538 >> BUT WITH MARILYN MONROE, 1242 00:33:26,538 --> 00:33:28,474 YOU LOST AN ICON. 1243 00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:29,775 WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU 1244 00:33:29,775 --> 00:33:30,909 THINK ABOUT? 1245 00:33:30,909 --> 00:33:31,943 [breathily] YOU THINK ABOUT 1246 00:33:31,943 --> 00:33:32,911 THAT. 1247 00:33:32,911 --> 00:33:35,013 [normal voice] YOU KNOW... 1248 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,548 >> I THINK DOING MARILYN MONROE 1249 00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:38,417 IS NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE. 1250 00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:39,851 EVERYBODY'S DONE IT. 1251 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,487 YOU HAVE TO FIND SOMETHING THAT 1252 00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:43,555 WE HAVEN'T SEEN DONE TO DEATH, 1253 00:33:43,555 --> 00:33:45,424 IN A WAY. 1254 00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:48,460 >> NEXT UP, LINEYSHA SPARX. 1255 00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,129 >> YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY STUNNING 1256 00:33:50,129 --> 00:33:50,962 TONIGHT. 1257 00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:52,564 LOVE THE HAIR AND THE CHOKER AND 1258 00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:54,032 THE GLAM ROCK WITH THE CHAINS 1259 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:54,900 GOING DOWN. 1260 00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:57,536 >> CELIA CRUZ WAS REALLY 1261 00:33:57,536 --> 00:33:59,105 GENERIC. 1262 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:01,673 >> IT'S VERY HARD MAKE COMEDY IN 1263 00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:02,708 OTHER LANGUAGE. 1264 00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:04,042 IT'S MORE COMFORTABLE FOR ME 1265 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,378 MAKE SOMEBODY LATINO. 1266 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:07,179 >> I THINK YOU HAVE THE SKILLS, 1267 00:34:07,179 --> 00:34:08,980 BUT YOU JUST DIDN'T PULL IT OUT 1268 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:10,582 OF THAT CHARACTER. 1269 00:34:10,582 --> 00:34:11,650 >> ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP, 1270 00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:12,651 JINKX MONSOON. 1271 00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:15,121 MICHELLE VISAGE? 1272 00:34:15,187 --> 00:34:17,556 >> JINKXY, I AM STARTING TO GIVE 1273 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:18,890 UP HERE. 1274 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,759 IT'S RATHER PEDESTRIAN. 1275 00:34:20,759 --> 00:34:22,628 I'M NOT GETTING GLAMOUR. 1276 00:34:22,628 --> 00:34:24,496 >> TO ME, THIS LOOKS GLAMOROUS. 1277 00:34:24,496 --> 00:34:25,997 I HAVE BIG BLONDE HAIR-- 1278 00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:26,865 >> THIS, TO ME, IS NOT BIG 1279 00:34:26,865 --> 00:34:27,699 BLONDE HAIR. 1280 00:34:27,699 --> 00:34:29,435 >> I DO THINK WE HAVE A SLIGHTLY 1281 00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:30,936 DIFFERENT AESTHETIC. 1282 00:34:30,936 --> 00:34:34,440 [laughter] 1283 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:35,641 >> YOU RULED THE SNATCH GAME. 1284 00:34:35,641 --> 00:34:36,308 >> [giggles] 1285 00:34:36,308 --> 00:34:37,643 >> I THOUGHT IT WAS ABSOLUTELY 1286 00:34:37,643 --> 00:34:39,345 BRILLIANT, AND I THINK ANYBODY 1287 00:34:39,345 --> 00:34:40,846 WHO EVER DOES THE SNATCH GAME 1288 00:34:40,846 --> 00:34:42,548 SHOULD WATCH WHAT YOU DID. 1289 00:34:42,548 --> 00:34:43,849 >> THANK YOU, JINKX. 1290 00:34:43,849 --> 00:34:45,484 WELL, LADIES, I THINK WE'VE 1291 00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:46,685 HEARD ENOUGH. 1292 00:34:46,685 --> 00:34:48,320 WHILE YOU UNTUCK IN 1293 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,156 THE INTERIOR ILLUSIONS LOUNGE, 1294 00:34:50,156 --> 00:34:51,490 THE JUDGES AND I WILL 1295 00:34:51,490 --> 00:34:52,491 DELIBERATE. 1296 00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:53,392 [engine turning] 1297 00:34:53,392 --> 00:34:55,594 ALL RIGHT, KIDS, JUST BETWEEN US 1298 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,163 GIRLS... 1299 00:34:57,163 --> 00:34:57,996 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1300 00:34:57,996 --> 00:34:59,965 LET'S START WITH DETOX. 1301 00:34:59,965 --> 00:35:02,067 >> SHE LOOKS LIKE A BLOB, AND 1302 00:35:02,067 --> 00:35:03,335 I WAS NOT HAPPY TONIGHT. 1303 00:35:03,335 --> 00:35:04,270 >> I DISAGREE. 1304 00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:05,704 I THOUGHT IT WAS QUITE A NICE 1305 00:35:05,704 --> 00:35:06,838 JELLYFISH. 1306 00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:07,973 >> TO ME, IT LOOKED LIKE TWO 1307 00:35:07,973 --> 00:35:09,308 GIANT SHOWER CAPS-- 1308 00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:10,842 NOT HOT IN ANY WAY. 1309 00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:11,710 >> DID SHE MAKE YOU LAUGH-- 1310 00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:12,678 DETOX? 1311 00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:14,180 >> IT JUST CAME OFF AS ANNOYING 1312 00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:14,980 SKANK. 1313 00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:16,848 >> ROXXXY ANDREWS... 1314 00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:18,784 >> ROXXXY NAILED THAT MODERN 1315 00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:20,919 TAKE ON LIZA WITH A "Z." 1316 00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:23,922 >> AS TAMAR, ROXXXY ROCKED IT. 1317 00:35:23,922 --> 00:35:24,590 >> [laughs] 1318 00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:25,691 >> [snaps fingers] OKAY? 1319 00:35:25,691 --> 00:35:27,593 >> LET'S GO WAY UP NORTH TO 1320 00:35:27,593 --> 00:35:28,594 ALASKA. 1321 00:35:28,594 --> 00:35:30,662 SANTINO, I THOUGHT THAT ALASKA'S 1322 00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:32,964 JOKES WERE CRUDE, RUDE, 1323 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,032 OFFENSIVE. 1324 00:35:34,032 --> 00:35:36,368 SHE NAILED BUNNY COMPLETELY. 1325 00:35:36,368 --> 00:35:38,069 >> RIGHT ON THE HEAD. 1326 00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:39,671 YES, THE VOICE WAS NOT THERE, 1327 00:35:39,671 --> 00:35:41,540 BUT SHE WAS CONSISTENT WITH HER 1328 00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:43,842 OWN MADE-UP VOICE FOR BUNNY. 1329 00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:45,043 >> I ACTUALLY LIKED HER LITTLE 1330 00:35:45,043 --> 00:35:47,579 FISH WIGGLE ON THE RUNWAY, AND, 1331 00:35:47,579 --> 00:35:49,815 UH, SHE'S GOT THE TINIEST BUTT 1332 00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:51,350 I'VE EVER SEEN. 1333 00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:53,652 >> IVY WINTERS. 1334 00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:54,320 >> WITH SOMEONE LIKE 1335 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,487 MARILYN MONROE, YOU REALLY HAVE 1336 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,022 TO HAVE THE VOICE DOWN. 1337 00:35:57,022 --> 00:35:57,889 >> I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'D 1338 00:35:57,889 --> 00:35:58,657 PICK MARILYN. 1339 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,492 IT SEEMS CRAZY TO ME THAT YOU'D 1340 00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:02,294 PICK IT IF YOU CAN'T DO THE 1341 00:36:02,294 --> 00:36:03,562 VOICE OR THE CHARACTER. 1342 00:36:03,562 --> 00:36:05,163 >> LINEYSHA SPARX. 1343 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,298 >> SHE'S A SEX SHOOTER. 1344 00:36:06,298 --> 00:36:07,466 SHE'S GETTING PHONE CALLS FROM 1345 00:36:07,466 --> 00:36:09,335 PRINCE RIGHT NOW TO GET IN HIS 1346 00:36:09,335 --> 00:36:10,602 NEW GIRL GROUP. 1347 00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:11,670 >> OR GET HIS OUTFIT BACK. 1348 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:12,338 >> [laughing] YEAH. 1349 00:36:12,338 --> 00:36:14,105 BUT HER SNATCH GAME WAS LOST IN 1350 00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:15,040 TRANSLATION. 1351 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,174 >> IT ACTUALLY REMINDED ME OF MY 1352 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,976 GRANDMA AT CHRISTMAS WITH TOO 1353 00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:20,312 MUCH EGGNOG WITH A KARAOKE MIC. 1354 00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:21,513 >> JINKX MONSOON. 1355 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,382 >> SHE WAS LIKE THE MERYL STREEP 1356 00:36:23,382 --> 00:36:24,182 OF DRAG QUEENS. 1357 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,984 >> 'CAUSE THAT BITCH TURNED IT 1358 00:36:25,984 --> 00:36:26,652 OUT. 1359 00:36:26,652 --> 00:36:28,053 >> COMPLETELY COMMITTED. 1360 00:36:28,053 --> 00:36:28,987 SHOULD BE COMMITTED. 1361 00:36:28,987 --> 00:36:29,988 >> [laughs] 1362 00:36:29,988 --> 00:36:31,623 >> I WAS JUST WONDERING IF WE'LL 1363 00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:33,492 EVER BE ABLE TO GET TO SEE THAT 1364 00:36:33,492 --> 00:36:36,595 ULTRA-GLAMAZON THING FROM JINKX 1365 00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:37,863 ONCE. 1366 00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:39,365 NOT THAT THIS IS UGLY. 1367 00:36:39,365 --> 00:36:40,532 SHE'S ADORABLE. 1368 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:42,100 >> WHO JINKX REMINDS ME OF IS 1369 00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,201 PANDORA BOXX. 1370 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:43,869 >> YEAH. 1371 00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:45,604 >> I ACTUALLY LIKE THAT DRESS. 1372 00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:47,105 IT WAS JUST THE WAY IT WAS 1373 00:36:47,105 --> 00:36:48,139 STYLED, THE WAY SHE PAIRED THE 1374 00:36:48,139 --> 00:36:49,040 THINGS, AND THESE ARE THINGS YOU 1375 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:49,875 CAN LEARN. 1376 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:50,676 >> SHE THOUGHT THAT WAS BIG 1377 00:36:50,676 --> 00:36:51,343 HAIR. 1378 00:36:51,343 --> 00:36:52,344 [laughter] 1379 00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:53,144 >> [claps] 1380 00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:54,913 SILENCE. 1381 00:36:54,913 --> 00:36:57,015 I'VE MADE MY DECISION. 1382 00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:58,450 BRING BACK... 1383 00:36:58,450 --> 00:36:59,718 [sighs] 1384 00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:01,487 [whispering] MY GIRLS. 1385 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,722 >> [laughs] 1386 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:08,327 >> [laughs] 1387 00:37:08,394 --> 00:37:10,796 WELCOME BACK, LADIES. 1388 00:37:10,796 --> 00:37:13,832 I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS. 1389 00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:16,067 ROXXXY ANDREWS... 1390 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:17,002 YOU'RE SAFE. 1391 00:37:17,002 --> 00:37:20,706 >> THANK YOU. 1392 00:37:20,706 --> 00:37:22,541 >> JINKX MONSOON... 1393 00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:24,876 YOU GAVE US 50 SHADES OF 1394 00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:27,479 GREY GARDENS. 1395 00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:28,714 CONDRAGULATIONS, YOU ARE THE 1396 00:37:28,714 --> 00:37:30,382 WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE. 1397 00:37:30,382 --> 00:37:31,717 [applause] 1398 00:37:31,717 --> 00:37:33,685 YOU'VE WON A CUSTOM JEWEL 1399 00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:36,855 PACKAGE FROM FIERCE DRAG JEWELS. 1400 00:37:36,855 --> 00:37:39,090 >> I WON SNATCH GAME! 1401 00:37:39,157 --> 00:37:40,526 A LIFE DREAM IS COMING TRUE 1402 00:37:40,526 --> 00:37:42,394 TODAY. 1403 00:37:42,394 --> 00:37:44,162 >> ALASKA... 1404 00:37:44,229 --> 00:37:45,230 YOU'RE SAFE. 1405 00:37:45,230 --> 00:37:49,234 >> THANK YOU. 1406 00:37:49,234 --> 00:37:51,870 >> LINEYSHA SPARX, AS THE QUEEN 1407 00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:56,708 OF SALSA, YOU LACKED SPICE. 1408 00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:58,043 I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE 1409 00:37:58,043 --> 00:38:01,747 UP FOR ELIMINATION. 1410 00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:03,482 >> TO BE IN THE BOTTOM TWO IS 1411 00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:05,150 VERY HARD FOR MYSELF. 1412 00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:07,819 BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME. 1413 00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:10,288 >> IVY WINTERS, YOUR 1414 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,124 MARILYN MONROE WAS ONE BLAND 1415 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:16,495 BOMBSHELL. 1416 00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:19,865 DETOX, YOUR KE$HA WAS, IN A 1417 00:38:19,865 --> 00:38:21,132 WORD... 1418 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:25,704 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 1419 00:38:25,704 --> 00:38:28,306 DETOX... 1420 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,274 I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT 1421 00:38:29,274 --> 00:38:34,145 YOU ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION. 1422 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:37,516 IVY WINTERS, YOU ARE SAFE. 1423 00:38:37,516 --> 00:38:38,484 >> THANK YOU. 1424 00:38:38,484 --> 00:38:42,421 >> YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS. 1425 00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:44,823 TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME. 1426 00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:48,259 LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE 1427 00:38:48,259 --> 00:38:51,162 TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE YOURSELF 1428 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,899 FROM ELIMINATION. 1429 00:38:53,899 --> 00:38:55,734 THE TIME HAS COME... 1430 00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:57,769 FOR YOU TO LIP-SYNCH 1431 00:38:57,769 --> 00:39:02,708 FOR YOUR LIFE. 1432 00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:04,009 >> I'M REALLY WELL-KNOWN FOR MY 1433 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:05,844 UNIQUE STYLE OF LIP-SYNCH. 1434 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:06,812 I'M READY TO SEND LINEYSHA 1435 00:39:06,812 --> 00:39:07,713 PACKING. 1436 00:39:07,713 --> 00:39:09,448 >> GOOD LUCK... 1437 00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:11,583 AND DON'T FUCK IT UP. 1438 00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:12,651 [disco music] 1439 00:39:12,651 --> 00:39:13,685 * 1440 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:15,654 >> * TAKE ME HOME 1441 00:39:15,721 --> 00:39:18,390 * TAKE ME HOME 1442 00:39:18,390 --> 00:39:21,593 * WANT TO FEEL YOU CLOSE TO ME 1443 00:39:21,593 --> 00:39:23,962 * TAKE ME HOME 1444 00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:27,265 * WITH YOU IS WHERE I WANNA BE 1445 00:39:27,265 --> 00:39:31,236 * WRAPPED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT 1446 00:39:31,236 --> 00:39:35,306 * JUST MAKING LOVE 1447 00:39:35,306 --> 00:39:36,675 * MUSIC AND CANDLELIGHT 1448 00:39:36,675 --> 00:39:37,709 >> I FEEL SEXY. 1449 00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:38,877 I FEEL POWERFUL. 1450 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:40,211 I FEEL STRONG. 1451 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:41,780 I WANT TO WIN THIS LIP-SYNCH. 1452 00:39:41,780 --> 00:39:42,948 I DON'T WANT TO GIVE IT UP. 1453 00:39:42,948 --> 00:39:44,816 >> * I'M IN HEAVEN * 1454 00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:46,852 * SEEMS LIKE HEAVEN 1455 00:39:46,852 --> 00:39:50,856 * SO MUCH IN HEAVEN 1456 00:39:50,856 --> 00:39:52,090 * 1457 00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:54,793 >> WHOO! 1458 00:39:54,793 --> 00:39:56,061 >> * TAKE ME HOME 1459 00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:59,397 >> * ONE NIGHT WITH YOU 1460 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:03,401 * LYING HERE NEXT TO ME 1461 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:04,970 * IT'S THE RIGHT... * 1462 00:40:05,036 --> 00:40:06,972 >> I THINK LINEYSHA'S HEART IS 1463 00:40:06,972 --> 00:40:09,608 REALLY COMING OUT, AND DETOX IS 1464 00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:10,375 SELLING IT. 1465 00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:11,743 IT'S GONNA BE A CLOSE CALL. 1466 00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:14,913 >> * SO MUCH IN HEAVEN 1467 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:15,581 [laughter] 1468 00:40:15,581 --> 00:40:16,615 * TAKE ME HOME 1469 00:40:16,615 --> 00:40:17,816 >> WHOO! 1470 00:40:17,816 --> 00:40:19,751 >> * I'M IN HEAVEN * 1471 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:25,223 * SEEMS LIKE HEAVEN 1472 00:40:25,290 --> 00:40:27,025 >> [blabbering] 1473 00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:29,160 >> * I WANNA GET NEXT TO YOU 1474 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,062 * I WANNA GET NEXT TO YOU 1475 00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:31,930 >> * HOLD ME, BABY 1476 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:32,731 * WON'T YOU HOLD ME? * 1477 00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:35,867 * TAKE ME, TAKE ME HOME 1478 00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:39,605 [cheers and applause] 1479 00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:44,142 >> LADIES... 1480 00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:47,946 I'VE MADE MY DECISION. 1481 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:50,148 DETOX... 1482 00:40:50,148 --> 00:40:52,918 SHANTE, YOU STAY. 1483 00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:58,624 YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS. 1484 00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:06,498 LINEYSHA, YOUR BEAUTY TRANSCENDS 1485 00:41:06,498 --> 00:41:09,300 LANGUAGE, AND THERE'S NO BARRIER 1486 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:12,337 TO HOW FAR YOU WILL SOAR. 1487 00:41:12,337 --> 00:41:16,407 NOW SASHAY AWAY. 1488 00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:18,076 [applause] 1489 00:41:18,076 --> 00:41:20,145 >> [smooching] 1490 00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:22,380 >> I LOVE YOU, MAMI. 1491 00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:24,149 >> THIS IS THE END FOR ME IN 1492 00:41:24,149 --> 00:41:26,284 THIS COMPETITION, BUT I FEEL 1493 00:41:26,284 --> 00:41:28,119 VERY PROUD TO BE ONE OF THE 1494 00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:29,988 FAMILY OF DRAG RACE. 1495 00:41:30,055 --> 00:41:34,893 [speaking Spanish] 1496 00:41:34,893 --> 00:41:37,228 >> CONDRAGULATIONS, MY CRAZY 1497 00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:38,329 EIGHT. 1498 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,198 AND REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE 1499 00:41:40,198 --> 00:41:42,033 YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL ARE 1500 00:41:42,033 --> 00:41:43,001 YOU GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE? 1501 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:44,970 CAN I GET AN "AMEN" UP IN HERE? 1502 00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:45,904 >> all: AMEN. 1503 00:41:45,904 --> 00:41:47,072 >> ALL RIGHT, LET THE MUSIC 1504 00:41:47,072 --> 00:41:48,239 PLAY. 1505 00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:49,240 [RuPaul's The Beginning playing] 1506 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:53,411 * 1507 00:41:53,411 --> 00:41:54,279 * GET--GET--GET IT 1508 00:41:54,279 --> 00:41:55,513 * GET IT RIGHT 1509 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:57,616 * THIS IS THE BEGINNING 1510 00:41:57,616 --> 00:41:59,050 * THE BEGINNING 1511 00:41:59,050 --> 00:42:00,852 * THIS IS THE BEGINNING 1512 00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:04,122 * OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE