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>> PREVIOUSLY ON

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RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE...

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YOU'LL BE COMPETING IN THE

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RUPAUL ROAST.

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>> RU, YOU'RE ACTING TO ME, UM--

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[clears throat]

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>> WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN YOU

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FLATLINE?

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>> FUCK.

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>> I'M NOT ACTING WHEN I SAY

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I'M INSECURE ABOUT THINGS.

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>> IT'S ALL BULLSHIT.

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>> GIRL, YOU LOOK LIKE THE BLACK

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PEE-WEE HERMAN.

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[laughter]

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>> RUPAUL'S NEXT..

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[microphone feedback]

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DRAG QUEEN OF THE YEAR--

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[microphone feedback]

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>> COCO MONTRESE, YOU ARE THE

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WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE.

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CONDRAGULATIONS.

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>> [cries]

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>> WHAT'S GOING ON?

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>> MY MOTHER LEFT MY SISTER

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AND MYSELF AT A BUS STOP WHEN

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I WAS THREE.

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IT JUST HURT THAT I WAS LEFT.

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>> AS GAY PEOPLE, WE GET TO

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CHOOSE OUR FAMILY.

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WE ARE FAMILY HERE.

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WHAT YOU TWO DID ON THIS RUNWAY

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IS THE PASSION I AM LOOKING FOR.

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SHANTE, YOU BOTH STAY.

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>> OH, MY GOD, MY GOD, MY GOD.

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MY GOD.

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>> OH. ARE WE ALL A MESS?

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>> SO WE'RE WALKING BACK INTO

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THE WORKROOM, AND I JUST

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FINISHED HAVING THE BREAKDOWN

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OF MY LIFE.

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I KNOW Y'ALL DON'T UNDERSTAND

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WHAT I WAS SAYING 'CAUSE I WAS

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CRYING SO MUCH, BUT IT ALL JUST

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HIT ME.

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I HAVE NEVER CRIED ABOUT BEING

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LEFT BY MY MOM.

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>> EVER?

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>> EVER!

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I WAS LEFT AT A BUS STOP BY MY

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REAL MOTHER AND I WAS SENT TO AN

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ORPHANAGE.

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I'VE ALWAYS FELT REJECTION.

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PART OF ME COMES OFF AS SUCH A

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STRONG CHARACTER.

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YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN Y'ALL WERE

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READING ME, YOU AND JADE AND

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STUFF LIKE--THAT COMES FROM

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BEING REJECTED.

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THE WAY I TEND TO REACT TO

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REJECTION IS GETTING VERY ANGRY.

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I WAS ANGRY AND THE EASIEST

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TARGET WAS JINKX.

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I TOTALLY TOOK IT OUT ON HER.

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AND THAT'S NOT FAIR.

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AND JINKX, I'M SORRY.

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>> AFTER SEEING WHAT ROXXXY

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WENT THROUGH TONIGHT, I CAN'T

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STAY MAD AT HER, YOU KNOW.

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WE HAVE ALL BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH

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SHIT IN OUR LIVES.

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>> ROXXXY ANDREWS IS MY SISTER,

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AND I'M SO HAPPY THAT SHE'S

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STILL HERE.

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BUT IT'S STILL TOP SEVEN AND

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NOT TOP SIX.

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AND I KNOW I'M ANNOYED.

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AND I THINK A LOT OF OTHER

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GIRLS ARE ANNOYED.

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>> THIS HAS BEEN ROUGH FUCKING

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DAY.

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I STILL AM THE ONE QUEEN

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WHO HASN'T WON A CHALLENGE.

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>> I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT IT

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WITH YOU TWO IN THE ROOM.

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WHAT THE HELL?

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THE TWO COMEDY QUEENS OF

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OH, MY GOD.

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I WON?

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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FUNNY

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GIRLS?

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JINKX, ALASKA.

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>> I JUST REALLY WANT TO WIN

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A CHALLENGE.

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>> THIS WAS A CHALLENGE RIGHT UP

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YOUR ALLEY.

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DO YOU FEEL, LIKE, COCO, YOU

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KNOW--?

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>> THESE OTHER QUEENS DON'T

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THINK THAT I'M A FORCE TO BE

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RECKONED WITH.

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GOOD.

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IT'S CALLED A SNEAK ATTACK.

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I'MA GET YOU, GIRL.

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>> * RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE *

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>> THE WINNER OF

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RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE RECEIVES

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SICKENING SUPPLY OF

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COLOREVOLUTION COSMETICS,

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A LUXURY TRIP COURTESY OF

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ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL,

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HEADLINE LOGO'S DRAG RACE TOUR

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FEATURING ABSOLUT VODKA,

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COCKTAILS PERFECTED.

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AND A CASH PRIZE OF $100,000.

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AND TONIGHT, EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST

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JUDGES, AUBREY O'DAY AND

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JOAN VAN ARK.

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>> * RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE *

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* MAY THE BEST WOMAN

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* BEST WOMAN WIN

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[tires screeching]

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>> OH, GIRL.

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>> WHOO.

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[overlapping chatter]

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>> TODAY, I'M FEELING A LITTLE

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ON EDGE.

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ME AND ROXXXY BOTH ARE STILL

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HERE.

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BUT I THINK THAT THE GIRLS

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WANTED ONE OF US TO GO HOME.

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>> FINALLY, THE TOP SIX.

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OH, WAIT.

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>> [laughs]

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>> NOPE. ALYSSA'S STILL HERE.

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>> AW, MAN.

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[siren wails]

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>> all: OOH!

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>> OOH, GIRL, YOU GOT SHE MAIL.

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HEY, LADIES.

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CAN YOU SMELL ME?

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MM. IT'S THE SWEET SMELL OF

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SUCCESS.

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REMEMBER, AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

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SUPERSTAR NEEDS TO FOLLOW HER

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NOSE WHEREVER IT GOES.

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GOOD LUCK.

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AND DON'T FUNK IT UP.

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>> WHAT?

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>> SMELL?

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>> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

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>> HELLO.

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>> NOW AT THIS POINT IN THE

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RACE, YOU MUST BE GETTING A

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LITTLE HOMESICK OR LONELY FOR

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BOYFRIENDS OR JUST MISS HAVING

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A LITTLE SEXY FUN.

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>> [chuckles]

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>> WELL, I HAVE JUST THE REMEDY.

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OH, PIT CREW.

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>> OH!

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>> COME ON.

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[all cheering]

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>> MMM.

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>> WHAT?

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>> WHAT?

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>> WHAT THE HELL?

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[squeals]

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>> [wolf whistle]

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>> OH, MY GOD, IT DOESN'T STOP.

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>> OH.

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>> SAY HELLO TO DESIGNER

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ANDREW CHRISTIAN.

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ANDREW, THANK YOU FOR KEEPING

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THE PIT CREW LOOKING SO HOT

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ALL SEASON.

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>> I'M VERY DEDICATED TO MY

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WORK.

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>> I BET YOU ARE.

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NOW LADIES, ANDREW HAS BROUGHT

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HIS MODELS TO PLAY A LITTLE

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GAME OF WHATCHA PACKIN'?

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>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING

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ABOUT.

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>> [laughs]

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>> YOU ASK A MODEL TO DROP TROU

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AND REVEAL HIS ANDREW

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CHRISTIANS.

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>> OH!

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>> YOUR JOB IS TO FIND THE

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MATCHING PAIR.

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[laughter]

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NOW, THE QUEEN THAT MAKES THE

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MATCHES THE FASTEST WINS.

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>> OH, MY GOD.

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>> FIRST UP, IVY WINTERS.

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>> [laughs]

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>> THE REST OF YOU, WAIT OUTSIDE

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FOR YOUR TURN.

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ALL RIGHT, IVY, CHOOSE A MODEL.

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>> NUMBER 9.

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[laughs]

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>> OH.

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>> 14, PLEASE.

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[buzzer]

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>> NOT A MATCH.

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NEXT PICK.

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>> NUMBER 10.

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>> DAMN.

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YOU'RE GONNA PUT SOMEBODY'S EYES

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OUT WITH THAT THING.

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>> 18.

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[ding]

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>> WE GOT A MATCH.

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HOW DID WE END UP IN THE

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MEATPACKING DISTRICT?

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>> [laughs]

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>> NUMBER 6.

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>> both: RED.

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>> NOW WAIT A MINUTE.

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>> WAIT. OH, NO.

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I FORGOT ONE OF THEM.

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>> [laughs]

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>> I'M SO DISTRACTED.

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[laughs]

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I AM TRYING TO MEMORIZE WHAT BOY

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HAS GOT WHAT UNDERWEAR ON.

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AND AT THE SAME TIME, I'M JUST

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THINKING, GOD, THIS GUY'S REALLY

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HOT.

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>> PICK A MODEL.

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>> 22.

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>> OOH, PRETTY IN PINK.

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>> OH, MY GOD.

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[shrieks]

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I COULD PLAY THIS GAME ALL DAY.

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>> IT'S LIKE THE ROCKETTES ONLY

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A LOT MORE COCK.

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>> 6.

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9.

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>> NOT A MATCH.

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>> 11.

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21.

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[buzzer]

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>> NO MATCH.

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>> I WAS SO CLOSE.

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>> I KNOW, YOU WERE ABOUT THIS

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CLOSE.

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[laughter]

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>> 2 AND 5.

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[buzzer]

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SON OF A BITCH.

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17.

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>> OOH.

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>> OH.

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>> SEEN THAT COLOR BEFORE

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SOMEWHERE.

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>> 8.

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[buzzer]

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OH, WAIT. SON OF A BITCH.

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>> OH, DAMN IT.

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>> TAKE THEM THE FUCK OFF.

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I'VE HAD IT.

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>> [laughs]

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>> NUMBER 6 AND NUMBER 7.

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[buzzer]

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>> OOH, NOT A MATCH.

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ALYSSA, YOU'RE NOT DOING VERY

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WELL HERE.

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>> NO, I'M DOING VERY WELL.

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I'M JUST NOT MAKING ANY MATCHES.

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>> EXACTLY, EXACTLY.

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>> 15 AND 7.

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[ding]

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>> WE GOT A MATCH.

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I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I'M CRAVING

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A CORN DOG.

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THE WINNER OF TODAY'S MINI

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CHALLENGE IS...

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EVERY STRAIGHT WOMAN AND GAY MAN

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IN AMERICA.

282
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[laughter]

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BUT ONE OF YOU DE-PANTS THESE

284
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BOYS IN RECORD TIME.

285
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THE WINNER IS...

286
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IVY WINTERS!

287
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>> [laughs]

288
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YAY.

289
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[laughs]

290
00:07:57,177 --> 00:08:00,648
>> YOU'VE WON A PHONE CALL HOME.

291
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>> [gasps]

292
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>> OH.

293
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>> I'M SO HAPPY I WON THE MINI

294
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CHALLENGE.

295
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I'LL BE ABLE TO CALL MY MOM.

296
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>> LADIES, YOU KNOW YOU'VE

297
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REACHED THE HEIGHT OF

298
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SUPERSTARDOM WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR

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OWN FRAGRANCE.

300
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FOR THIS WEEK'S MAIN CHALLENGE,

301
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YOU'LL BE CREATING AND MARKETING

302
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YOUR OWN SIGNATURE FRAGRANCE.

303
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>> [gasps]

304
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>> YOU'LL COME UP WITH THE

305
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SCENT, A NAME, A PACKAGE, AND

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THEN FILM YOUR OWN COMMERCIAL.

307
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GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.

308
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AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN...

309
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[magical tone]

310
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WIN.

311
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>> DAMN IT, I WANTED THAT.

312
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YOU CUNT.

313
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>> I'M SO EXCITED.

314
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WE'VE BEEN DOING COMEDY AFTER

315
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COMEDY.

316
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A PERFUME AD IS SOMETHING THAT

317
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ME, A PAGEANT GIRL, WOULD LIKE

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TO DO.

319
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>> DAMN. FUCK.

320
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FUCK.

321
00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:05,512
>> HOW MANY DID SHE--DROPS DID

322
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SHE SAY GOES IN?

323
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>> IT DEPENDS ON HOW YOU MAKE

324
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IT.

325
00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,884
>> ALYSSA DOESN'T EVEN NOTICE

326
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THAT SHE'S KNOCKED A WHOLE

327
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BOTTLE OF OIL ALL OVER ME.

328
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YEAH, I GOT TO START OVER AGAIN.

329
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ALYSSA JUST DOESN'T THINK PAST

330
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HER OWN WIG.

331
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YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT ALYSSA.

332
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AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF.

333
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>> MY FRAGRANCE IS CALLED

334
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RUANIMALE.

335
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>> DOES IT SMELL LIKE ME OR

336
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DOES IT SMELL LIKE YOU?

337
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>> IT SMELLS LIKE FOOD AND

338
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MAPLE AND--

339
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>> YEAH, IT SMELLS LIKE IHOP.

340
00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,944
[laughs]

341
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>> [laughs]

342
00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:44,952
>> FOR THE MAIN CHALLENGE,

343
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WE HAVE TO CREATE A SCENT...

344
00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:47,655
>> UGH.

345
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[coughs]

346
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,658
>> DESIGN A SLOGAN, THE PERFUME

347
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BOTTLE, AND SHOOT A COMMERCIAL.

348
00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,394
>> DOES EVERYONE HAVE AN IDEA

349
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OF WHERE YOU WANT TO GO?

350
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,329
>> KIND OF.

351
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I THINK I'VE GOT LIKE A GENERAL

352
00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:57,865
IDEA.

353
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>> AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA CALL

354
00:09:58,565 --> 00:09:59,232
IT?

355
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>> IVY WINTER'S POISON ROSEBUD.

356
00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:03,003
>> [laughs] THAT'S CUTE.

357
00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:04,471
>> I'VE ALWAYS BEEN INTERESTED

358
00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:06,707
IN MAKING MY OWN PERFUME.

359
00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:07,607
I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT GOING TO

360
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,508
SCHOOL FOR IT.

361
00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:09,242
I THINK I'M CREATIVE ENOUGH

362
00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:10,644
TO COME UP WITH A REALLY

363
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DELICIOUS PERFUME.

364
00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,081
>> OH, IT'S SO GOOD, I JUST WANT

365
00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,749
TO SPRAY IT ALL OVER MY BODY

366
00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:17,017
RIGHT NOW.

367
00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:18,551
>> [laughs]

368
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,920
>> I HAVEN'T WON A CHALLENGE

369
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,055
YET, SO IT'S DO OR DIE.

370
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,557
I'M TAKING MY GUT REACTION

371
00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:26,593
AND JUST RUNNING STRAIGHT

372
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FORWARD WITH IT.

373
00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:29,129
DID SOMEBODY GET FRESH DIRT?

374
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I'M USING THINGS LIKE DIRT,

375
00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:34,034
LEATHER--EARTHY AND DIRTY,

376
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,536
WHICH IS TOTALLY MY BRAND.

377
00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:38,005
OH, MY GOD.

378
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:40,473
I LOVE IT.

379
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,475
>> MM, WHAT YOU GOT GOING ON?

380
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,911
>> IT'S GONNA START LIKE IT'S

381
00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:45,378
THE MORNING AFTER.

382
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:46,046
>> YEAH.

383
00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:48,448
>> AND HAVE THE PIC--HER AND ME,

384
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LIKE, LAYING ON A SOFA OR

385
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:50,751
SOMETHING AS IF WE HAD A

386
00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:51,752
THREESOME.

387
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:52,753
>> THAT'S A CUTE IDEA.

388
00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,387
>> I'VE BEEN TOLD CONTINUOUSLY

389
00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,256
IN THIS COMPETITION, "GIRL,

390
00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,691
I DON'T GET YOU."

391
00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,059
BUT THERE'S ONE PERSON WHO

392
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,828
ALWAYS GETS WHO I AM

393
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:01,762
AND WHAT I'M DOING.

394
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:02,763
AND IT'S IVY.

395
00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:03,797
>> WHAT ABOUT YOU?

396
00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:06,466
>> I'M DOING A POISON ROSEBUD.

397
00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:07,267
[both laugh]

398
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,002
>> YOU KNOW, A ROSEBUD IS A

399
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:09,737
SYNONYM FOR ASSHOLE.

400
00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,104
>> I KNOW, THAT'S WHY I'M USING

401
00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:11,772
IT.

402
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:12,439
>> JUST CHECKING.

403
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:13,941
>> JINKX IS AMAZING.

404
00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:15,575
I FEEL LIKE I CAN RELATE TO HER

405
00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:17,210
A LOT AND THE OTHER GIRLS ARE

406
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:18,445
TOTALLY THREATENED, SO THAT'S

407
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:19,179
WHY THEY'RE ALL KIND OF

408
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,080
NITPICKING AT HER.

409
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,314
>> ANY HELP FROM ME AT ALL,

410
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:22,750
JUST LET ME KNOW.

411
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:23,483
>> OKAY, I GOT TO GET BACK TO

412
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:24,184
MY ROSEBUDS.

413
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,385
>> GO PRUNE THE ROSES.

414
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,755
>> [laughs]

415
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,923
>> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

416
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,358
>> HI, RU.

417
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,860
>> HOW ARE MY LITTLE STINKERS

418
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:33,526
DOING?

419
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,062
[laughter]

420
00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,163
>> ALASKA.

421
00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:36,964
>> HI.

422
00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:38,131
>> IS YOUR FRAGRANCE GONNA

423
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,566
REPRESENT ALASKA?

424
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,600
>> IT IS.

425
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,235
IT SMELLS DELICIOUS, BUT IT'S

426
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,503
ALSO A LITTLE WEIRD.

427
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:44,404
>> HUH.

428
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:45,105
>> DO YOU WANT TO SMELL IT?

429
00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,039
>> YEAH, I WOULD LOVE TO SMELL

430
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,007
IT.

431
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:48,175
IT'S NOT GONNA MAKE ME SICK,

432
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:48,842
IS IT?

433
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,077
>> WELL, I HOPE NOT.

434
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:50,944
YOU'RE THE FIRST GUINEA PIG,

435
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:51,779
SO--

436
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,280
>> [inhales deeply]

437
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,782
[groaning]

438
00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:56,049
OOH, YEAH, YEAH, OOH, YEAH,

439
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:56,784
YEAH.

440
00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:59,152
>> MY FRAGRANCE IS CALLED RED.

441
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:02,455
>> HAS RED BEEN USED BEFORE?

442
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,424
>> OH.

443
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,794
I THINK HE'S RIGHT.

444
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,061
WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO MAKE UP

445
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,797
A TAG LINE.

446
00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:10,798
>> ALL RIGHT, ALASKA.

447
00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:11,832
GOOD LUCK AND I CAN'T WAIT TO

448
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,433
SMELL YOU.

449
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,201
>> THANK YOU, RU.

450
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,636
>> ALL RIGHT.

451
00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:18,205
>> ROXXXY ANDREWS.

452
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,206
LOOK AT THAT BOTTLE.

453
00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:20,007
>> HI, RU.

454
00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:20,808
>> WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR

455
00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:21,474
FRAGRANCE?

456
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,609
>> MY NAME OF MY FRAGRANCE IS

457
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:23,576
THICK & JUICY.

458
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,512
>> OH, MY GOODNESS.

459
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:26,546
>> IT'S ALL ABOUT CONFIDENCE.

460
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:27,647
AND YOU HAVE TO EMBRACE AND

461
00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:28,415
LOVE YOURSELF.

462
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,149
AND LIKE I TOLD YOU GUYS,

463
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,717
I'VE EMBRACED MYSELF WITH HOW

464
00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:32,385
I LOOK, AND I WANT TO SHARE THAT

465
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:33,053
WITH EVERYBODY.

466
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:33,954
AND WEARING THIS IS GONNA HELP

467
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:34,888
YOU GET CONFIDENCE.

468
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:35,722
>> CAN I SMELL IT?

469
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:36,990
>> THE SMELL IS DELICIOUS.

470
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,725
IT SMELLS LIKE FOOD AND MAPLE

471
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,393
AND JASMINE AT THE SAME TIME.

472
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,261
>> OH, MY GOODNESS, YES.

473
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,530
IT SMELLS LIKE IHOP.

474
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:44,731
OOH, YOUR COUNTRY BREAKFAST

475
00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:45,632
IS READY.

476
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,000
Y'ALL HUNGRY?

477
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,201
LISTEN, YOU HAVE A LOT OF WORK

478
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,103
TO DO HERE 'CAUSE YOU KNOW,

479
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,538
YOU WERE IN THE BOTTOM TWO LAST

480
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,906
WEEK, SO THIS HAS REALLY GOT TO

481
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:53,673
POP FOR YOU.

482
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:54,374
I'LL SEE YOU THEN.

483
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,042
>> OKAY.

484
00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:56,844
>> ALL RIGHT.

485
00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:59,346
HEY, COCO.

486
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:00,180
>> HI, RU.

487
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,681
>> TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FRAGRANCE.

488
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:02,615
>> MY FRAGRANCE IS CALLED

489
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,185
RUANIMALE BY COCO.

490
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,453
>> OOH.

491
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,921
DOES IT SMELL LIKE ME OR DOES IT

492
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:08,856
SMELL LIKE YOU?

493
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,457
>> IT SMELLS LIKE ME.

494
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,691
>> DO YOU THINK THE TITLE IS

495
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:12,659
A LITTLE CONFUSING FOR THE

496
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:13,626
CONSUMER?

497
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,862
>> NO, BECAUSE IT SAYS RUANIMALE

498
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:15,896
BY COCO.

499
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,430
>> RU IS A LITTLE CONCERNED

500
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,265
ABOUT THE NAME.

501
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,433
BUT EVERY PERFUME LINE HAS A

502
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,434
SPOKESPERSON.

503
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,435
>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

504
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:23,603
I'LL HAVE TO CHECK WITH MY

505
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,305
LAWYER.

506
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,673
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE

507
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:27,674
CAMPAIGN.

508
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,409
SEE YA.

509
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,678
ALYSSA EDWARDS.

510
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:33,080
>> HELLO, RU.

511
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,514
>> THIS SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE

512
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,883
RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY.

513
00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:36,984
>> SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

514
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:37,750
[laughs]

515
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:38,451
>> OKAY. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR

516
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:39,486
FRAGRANCE.

517
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,587
>> MY FRAGRANCE IS CALLED

518
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,389
ALYSSA'S SECRET.

519
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,891
>> WHAT IS ALYSSA'S SECRET?

520
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:48,896
>> UM--

521
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,397
SON OF A BITCH.

522
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:53,466
WELL, MY SECRET TO WHAT?

523
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:54,902
>> HERE'S ALYSSA'S SECRET,

524
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:55,969
DARLING.

525
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:56,703
THE SECRET IS SHE DON'T KNOW

526
00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:57,404
WHAT THE FUCK SHE'S DOING.

527
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,805
HERE'S THE SECRET.

528
00:13:58,805 --> 00:13:59,940
YOU CAN'T TELL ALYSSA ANYTHING.

529
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:00,707
HERE'S A SECRET.

530
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:01,574
YOU CAN'T GET ALYSSA IN FRONT OF

531
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:02,642
A MIRROR WITHOUT TAKING FOUR

532
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:03,610
HOURS.

533
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:04,477
I'VE HAD IT.

534
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,913
>> I WOULD HAVE TO REALLY THINK

535
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,814
WHAT MY SECRET IS BECAUSE

536
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,416
I WANTED THE SECRET TO BE

537
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,984
LEFT FOR THE IMAGINATION.

538
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:14,587
RU IS DEFINITELY NOT BUYING

539
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,956
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SELL,

540
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,757
SO THIS CONCERNS ME.

541
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:19,659
>> CLARIFY YOUR MESSAGE, OKAY?

542
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:20,961
>> THANK YOU.

543
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,931
OKAY.

544
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,999
>> IVY WINTERS.

545
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:26,833
>> HI.

546
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,168
>> TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FRAGRANCE.

547
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,070
>> MY FRAGRANCE IS CALLED

548
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,972
IVY WINTERS POISONED ROSEBUD.

549
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,941
>> WOW, THAT'S A MOUTHFUL.

550
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,342
WHAT ARE YOU PATTERNING IT

551
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:36,043
AFTER?

552
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:36,743
>> I REALLY WANTED TO BE ABLE

553
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:39,246
TO GIVE WOMEN CONFIDENCE, TO BE

554
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,381
CLASSY, TO BE POWERFUL.

555
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,282
>> WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT

556
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:42,950
OF FRAGRANCES.

557
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:43,683
>> THAT IS A LOT OF FRAGRANCES,

558
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:44,417
YEAH.

559
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,818
>> AS THIS PERFORMER, YOU HAVE

560
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,520
TO BE A MARKETING PERSON TOO.

561
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,588
AND ACTUALLY BREAK IT DOWN,

562
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,223
LIKE, WHO IS IVY WINTERS?

563
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:50,958
AND YOU THINK, OKAY.

564
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,025
YOU PUT TOGETHER OUTFITS.

565
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,061
YOU THINK, THE CIRCUS PERFORMER.

566
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,662
YOU THINK OF WACKY, YOUNG.

567
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,130
BUT WHAT I'M HEARING IS YOU'RE

568
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,598
DESIGNING THIS FOR A WOMAN

569
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,500
45 AND OLDER.

570
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,002
>> I COMPLETELY MISSED THE MARK

571
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,303
WITH THIS ROSEBUD.

572
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,105
TALKING TO YOU, I REALIZE THAT

573
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,040
THIS IS NOT REALLY ME.

574
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,276
OH, WHAT AM I DOING, IVY?

575
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,377
I GOTTA GET IT TOGETHER.

576
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,212
I'M JUST, LIKE, THINKING,

577
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:12,879
LIKE, CRAZY.

578
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:13,746
I GOTTA MAKE IT HAPPEN.

579
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,549
MAKE IT WORK.

580
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,352
>> ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, LADIES.

581
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,254
IN A MOMENT, YOU'LL BE SHOOTING

582
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,789
YOUR PERFUME COMMERCIALS.

583
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:25,025
YOU'LL BE DIRECTED BY

584
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,394
MICHELLE VISAGE AND OUR EXTRA

585
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,795
SPECIAL GUEST JUDGE, THE

586
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,430
ENTERPRISING SINGER

587
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,432
AUBREY O'DAY.

588
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,366
>> [gasps] YAY.

589
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,234
>> WHAT?

590
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,402
>> AND THIS WEEK ON THE MAIN

591
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:36,536
STAGE, COME DRESSED FOR YOUR

592
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,639
FRAGRANCE LAUNCH, WHERE WE'LL BE

593
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,708
JOINED BY ONE OF MY ABSOLUTE

594
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,644
FAVORITES, JOAN VAN ARK.

595
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,379
>> YES, MA'AM.

596
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,381
>> LADIES, I EXPECT YOU TO COME

597
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,017
OUT SMELLING LIKE A ROSE.

598
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:53,920
SO DON'T FUCK IT UP.

599
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:05,298
>> REMEMBER IT'S PERFUME.

600
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,467
>> I FEEL LIKE I'M WATCHING

601
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,235
THE LION KING RIGHT NOW.

602
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:09,669
>> [laughs]

603
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:10,603
[lion roars]

604
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,139
>> [laughs]

605
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:17,110
>> [laughs]

606
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,046
>> JINKX MONSOON.

607
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:20,380
>> GUTEN MORGEN.

608
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,082
THIS WEEK'S MAIN CHALLENGE IS

609
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:25,185
TO CREATE A PERFUME AND STAR IN

610
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:25,852
A COMMERCIAL.

611
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:26,919
>> HI, LOVE.

612
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,121
MEET AUBREY O'DAY.

613
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:28,888
>> HI.

614
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,058
>> ALL RIGHT, BOYS.

615
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:32,059
YOU GUYS ARE ASLEEP THE WHOLE

616
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,060
TIME.

617
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:33,793
WHICH JUST HAD A KINKY THREEWAY.

618
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,063
EIFFEL TOWER, ALL THAT STUFF.

619
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,698
MY PERFUME IS DELUSION BY

620
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,533
JINKX MONSOON.

621
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,369
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE WE HAD SEX?

622
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,437
>> LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING.

623
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,272
ACTION.

624
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:46,273
[laid-back music]

625
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:50,743
*

626
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,345
>> HER LEGS ARE REALLY OPEN FOR

627
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,413
SELLING PERFUME.

628
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,714
>> CUT.

629
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,883
REMEMBER IT'S PERFUME, NOT A

630
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:57,684
DILDO AD.

631
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:58,518
SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE IT

632
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,186
DOWN JUST A NOTCH.

633
00:16:59,186 --> 00:16:59,852
>> OKAY.

634
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,922
>> ACTION.

635
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,993
>> NOTHING ABOUT HER FELT LIKE

636
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,095
A LADY.

637
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,396
HER LEGS WERE SPREAD OPEN,

638
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:10,497
HER ARMS WERE AWKWARD.

639
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,998
IT FELT KIND OF MESSY.

640
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,766
YOU LOOK LIKE THIS.

641
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:17,437
>> SHOW ME, SHOW ME, AUBREY.

642
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,538
>> HOLD ON, LET ME JUST DO

643
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,273
A COUPLE--A LITTLE BIT LONGER.

644
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,108
[laughter]

645
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:24,010
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

646
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,712
>> IVY WINTERS.

647
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,114
>> HELLO.

648
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:29,116
>> CAN WE SEE YOUR BACKGROUND

649
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,217
PALETTE THINGY?

650
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,384
>> NEW YORK CITY.

651
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,385
>> OH, NEW YORK CITY.

652
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,020
OKAY, HOME FOR YOU, YEAH?

653
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,255
>> HOME FOR ME.

654
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,923
>> UH, YOU KNOW THAT'S TOKYO.

655
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,291
>> OH, IS IT?

656
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,692
[laughs]

657
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,364
DRESS CODE FOR THE GLAMOROUS

658
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:48,135
GIRL ON THE GO.

659
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,969
>> AND CUT.

660
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,304
THERE'S A LOT OF JERKING AROUND,

661
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:52,739
A LOT OF MOVEMENT.

662
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:53,773
>> YOU'RE GRITTING YOUR TEETH

663
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,142
A LOT WHEN YOU'RE DOING YOUR

664
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,009
SEXY FACE, LIKE YOU HAVE TO GO

665
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,010
TO THE BATHROOM OR SOMETHING.

666
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,780
>> AND ACTION.

667
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,049
>> DRESS CODE BY IVY WINTERS.

668
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:05,318
THE SMELL THAT CHANGES YOUR

669
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:05,985
STYLE.

670
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:06,853
>> CUT.

671
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:07,754
>> REMEMBER IT'S SCENT, NOT

672
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:08,655
SMELL.

673
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,657
>> NOT ONLY DOES IT--

674
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:11,991
NOT ONLY--EXCUSE ME.

675
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:14,794
AUBREY O'DAY, HER EYES ARE

676
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:18,298
A LITTLE INTIMIDATING.

677
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,366
>> FEEL IT, GIRL.

678
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:22,402
>> IVY WINTERS, DRESS CODE.

679
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,536
OH, SHIT.

680
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,472
SORRY.

681
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:26,239
>> WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR

682
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,307
FRAGRANCE, COCO?

683
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,309
>> RUANIMALE BY COCO.

684
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,210
>> BLUE ANIMALE?

685
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:30,877
>> RU.

686
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:31,578
>> BOO?

687
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:32,245
>> RU.

688
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,180
>> RUANIMALE?

689
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,747
>> RUANIMALE. YES.

690
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,015
>> AND YOU'RE WEARING LEOPARD

691
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,284
AND YOU'RE PERFORMING IN FRONT

692
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:37,950
OF LEOPARD.

693
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,187
>> YEAH.

694
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,954
>> COCO--DAMN, SHE GAVE ME

695
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:42,622
A HEADACHE.

696
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,756
THERE WAS SO MUCH LEOPARD

697
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:44,791
HAPPENING.

698
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,493
THE OUTFIT, THE HAIR--

699
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,761
IT FELT LIKE A BAD, CHEESY PORN.

700
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:53,300
>> RUANIMALE BY COCO.

701
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,603
THE WILD EXOTIC ESSENCE

702
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,438
OF A WOMAN.

703
00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,472
[lion snarls]

704
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,007
>> CUT.

705
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,676
>> YOU HAVE SO MUCH GOING ON,

706
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,212
ESPECIALLY WITH YOUR BACKGROUND.

707
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,112
SO I WOULD TRY YOUR HARDEST

708
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,280
TO KEEP YOUR FACE AS SOFT AS YOU

709
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,215
CAN.

710
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:08,915
>> BECAUSE EVERYTHING ELSE IS

711
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:09,949
GONNA BE SO ANIMALE.

712
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:10,650
>> YEAH.

713
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,352
>> ACTION.

714
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:16,223
[lion snarling]

715
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,089
>> I FEEL LIKE I'M WATCHING

716
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,325
THE LION KING RIGHT NOW.

717
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,326
>> [laughs]

718
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,427
[elephant trumpets]

719
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:21,994
>> I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW WELL

720
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,129
SHE'S GONNA BE ABLE TO RECOVER

721
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:25,232
FROM ALL THAT LEOPARD.

722
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,966
>> IT'S DETOX.

723
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,100
>> HI.

724
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,001
>> FIRST OF ALL, WHAT'S THE NAME

725
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:29,769
OF YOUR SCENT?

726
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:30,437
>> HEROINE.

727
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:31,538
>> HMM.

728
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,072
>> IT'S KIND OF A DOUBLE

729
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:35,675
ENTENDRE OF THE DRUG HEROIN

730
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,943
BECAUSE MY NAME IS DETOX

731
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,845
AND A HEROINE, WHICH IS A REALLY

732
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,146
STRONG FEMALE FIGURE.

733
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,014
AND I FEEL LIKE I EMBODY ALL OF

734
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:42,682
THAT.

735
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,351
>> AND ACTION.

736
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,253
>> DETOX.

737
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,455
[whispers] SEXY.

738
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:51,057
[deep voice] HEROINE.

739
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:53,526
[whispers] SEDUCTIVE.

740
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:57,297
[deep voice] HEROINE.

741
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,799
[whispers] GET HIGH.

742
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,401
[inhales]

743
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,303
AH.

744
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,304
>> [giggles]

745
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,204
>> AND CUT.

746
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,673
>> I DON'T THINK WHISPERING

747
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,074
ALWAYS MEANS SEXY.

748
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,075
>> MM-HMM.

749
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,142
>> IT'S TRYING TOO HARD.

750
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,511
JUST MEAN THE WORD.

751
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,645
>> OKAY.

752
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:15,315
>> DETOX IS BEAUTIFUL, TALL,

753
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,284
GREAT HAIR, BUT I DON'T REALLY

754
00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:19,686
REMEMBER THE COMMERCIAL AT ALL.

755
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,988
>> ALYSSA EDWARDS.

756
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:22,922
ACTION.

757
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,557
>> EVERY WOMAN HAS A SECRET.

758
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,825
MINE HAPPENS TO BE A LITTLE

759
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:26,793
BIGGER.

760
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,361
>> WHA--WHAT DID YOU SAY?

761
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,061
>> [laughs]

762
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,898
OH, GIRL.

763
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,165
MY SECRET--

764
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:35,167
[laughs]

765
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,873
I'M A MAN.

766
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,476
[laughs]

767
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,846
A SCENT SOPHISTICATED FOR THE

768
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,781
EVERYDAY WOMAN, YET STRONG

769
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,249
ENOUGH FOR THE CAREER LADY.

770
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,351
>> AND CUT.

771
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,919
>> YOU'RE REAL HARD RIGHT NOW.

772
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:53,720
MAKE ME LIKE YOU.

773
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,021
RIGHT NOW I'M LIKE, UGH.

774
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,122
SHE'S REAL PRETTY, BUT HER

775
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,124
PERSONALITY IS CRAZY.

776
00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:00,660
>> EVERY WOMAN HAS A SECRET.

777
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,395
UM...

778
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,331
UH, WHAT WAS MY NEXT LINE?

779
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:06,132
OH, LET ME START AGAIN.

780
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:07,199
SORRY.

781
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:09,001
I JUST FEEL SO DAMN TENSE.

782
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,103
>> YOU LOOK IT.

783
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,573
>> I CAN TALK TO PEOPLE ALL DAY

784
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,542
LONG, BUT THE MINUTE SOMEONE

785
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:16,976
SAYS, "HERE ARE THE LINES,

786
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:20,613
SAY IT," GAME OVER.

787
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,114
>> ROXXXY ANDREWS.

788
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,215
>> HI.

789
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:24,250
>> SO, WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR

790
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:24,984
SCENT?

791
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,218
>> MY SCENT, JUST LIKE ME,

792
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:27,754
IS THICK & JUICY.

793
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:28,955
>> ACTION.

794
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,057
>> THICK & JUICY,

795
00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:32,024
FOR THE GIRLS THAT ARE A LITTLE

796
00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:36,363
THICK & JUICY.

797
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,598
AND IT SMELLS JUST LIKE FOOD.

798
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:39,499
>> CUT.

799
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:40,700
>> OKAY, WE'RE GONNA DO THAT

800
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,403
AGAIN.

801
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:44,604
>> [inhales]

802
00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,539
MMM. AND TASTES JUST LIKE MY

803
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:47,907
FAVORITE FOODS.

804
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,410
MAPLE, CHOCOLATE, AND A LITTLE

805
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:51,378
BIT OF EVERYTHING.

806
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,179
>> CUT.

807
00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:55,014
>> AND SMELLS JUST LIKE MAPLE

808
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:57,249
SYRUP, CHOCOLATE, AND

809
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,519
WATERMELON.

810
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:01,020
>> CUT.

811
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,288
I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MAKING UP

812
00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:03,022
YOUR WORDS.

813
00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:05,024
WHAT DID YOU PLAN TO SAY, ROX?

814
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:06,192
>> I PLANNED TO SAY THAT IT

815
00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:07,894
SMELLS SO GOOD YOU CAN EAT IT,

816
00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:09,095
BUT THEN I WAS, LIKE, "HOLD ON.

817
00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:10,096
PERFUME, YOU CAN'T EAT IT."

818
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:11,498
>> OKAY.

819
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:15,267
SO, YOU ENDED UP WITH "I DON'T

820
00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:16,068
KNOW"?

821
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:16,969
ALL RIGHT.

822
00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:18,170
>> HI, ALASKA.

823
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,873
TELL US THE NAME OF YOUR SCENT.

824
00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:23,275
>> RED FOR FILTH.

825
00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:24,711
>> OH, WORK!

826
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:25,712
>> OKAY, DO YOU HAVE ANY

827
00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:27,480
MODELING OR SCENE WORK OR

828
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,415
ANYTHING?

829
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,682
>> FOR DANGEROUS, FLAWLESS,

830
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,418
SEDUCTIVE, AND OVERPRICED.

831
00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:33,686
SHE'S GONNA BE, LIKE, TURNING

832
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,488
AROUND AND, LIKE, CATCHING

833
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,589
THE CAMERA.

834
00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:38,190
AND THEN IT CROSS-FADES.

835
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,126
AND THEN TURN AROUND.

836
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:41,293
>> GIRL.

837
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:44,296
>> LET'S DO THIS.

838
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:49,168
ALL RIGHT.

839
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:56,108
>> SEDUCTIVE.

840
00:22:56,108 --> 00:23:01,548
OVERPRICED.

841
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:03,149
THOSE ALL LOOK KIND OF THE SAME.

842
00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:04,016
>> UH-HUH.

843
00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:04,917
>> MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST DO

844
00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:05,918
IT ONE RIGHT AFTER THE OTHER

845
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:06,753
LIKE WONDER WOMAN.

846
00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:07,620
JUST KEEP SPINNING.

847
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:08,287
>> OKAY.

848
00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:09,288
>> AND DON'T STOP.

849
00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:11,157
DANGEROUS.

850
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:12,158
SPIN!

851
00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:13,626
SEDUCTIVE!

852
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:16,629
OVERPRICED!

853
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:18,030
[laughter]

854
00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:19,499
>> I LOVE RED TO FILTH.

855
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:20,900
SHE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTED

856
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,602
TO DO AND SHE TOOK CONTROL.

857
00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:23,536
AND AT THE END OF THE DAY,

858
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:24,704
THAT'S MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN

859
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:25,638
ANY WIN YOU CAN GET.

860
00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:26,973
>> I THINK WE'VE GOT IT.

861
00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:27,640
>> OKAY.

862
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,175
>> THAT'S A WRAP, MS. ALASKA.

863
00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:30,042
>> THANK YOU, GUYS.

864
00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:31,310
>> GOOD JOB.

865
00:23:31,377 --> 00:23:33,312
>> CAN I OPEN UP TO YOU ABOUT

866
00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:33,980
SOMETHING?

867
00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:34,914
>> MM-HMM.

868
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,015
>> I HAVE A CRUSH ON IVY

869
00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:36,783
WINTERS.

870
00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:37,784
>> [gasps]

871
00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:40,820
>> I LOVE YOU.

872
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:42,989
[crying]

873
00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:44,691
>> [laughs]

874
00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:48,294
>> [laughs]

875
00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:54,200
[overlapping chatter]

876
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,935
>> HERE WE ARE, AGAIN.

877
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:58,337
TODAY IS ELIMINATION DAY.

878
00:23:58,404 --> 00:24:00,072
AND LIKE USUAL, I'M SCRAMBLING

879
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,173
AROUND AND TRYING TO GET A

880
00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:02,642
REALLY GOOD RUNWAY LOOK

881
00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:03,810
TOGETHER.

882
00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:05,778
I'M GOING THROUGH MY SUITCASES,

883
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,947
AND I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT

884
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:10,517
I PACKED THIS PHOTO BOOK.

885
00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:11,584
I HAVE TO SHOW YOU GUYS

886
00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:12,384
SOMETHING.

887
00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:13,586
THIS IS MY FRIEND CALDWELL'S

888
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:16,322
PHOTO BOOK CHRONICLING THE HOUSE

889
00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:17,056
OF HAUTE.

890
00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:18,424
>> OH, HOW MUCH FUN IS THAT.

891
00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:19,125
>> OH, MY GOSH, HOW NEAT.

892
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,993
ARE YOU REALLY ONSTAGE NAKED?

893
00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:22,194
>> GIRL, WE DO SOME SHIT,

894
00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:24,330
GIRL.

895
00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:26,533
WITH ALL OF, LIKE, MY FAMILY

896
00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:27,534
AND MY FRIENDS.

897
00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:29,068
THAT'S IN THE AIRPORT THE DAY

898
00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:29,969
SHARON CAME BACK FROM

899
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,070
RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

900
00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:33,372
GETTING TO, LIKE, SEE THIS BOOK

901
00:24:33,372 --> 00:24:34,574
THAT I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT I

902
00:24:34,574 --> 00:24:36,976
HAD, WAS LIKE A HUGE, LIKE,

903
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,210
SHOT IN THE ARM.

904
00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:40,146
[crying] IT WAS JUST SO, LIKE,

905
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:42,114
ENCOURAGING.

906
00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:43,415
AND IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL

907
00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:47,720
RENEWED COMPLETELY.

908
00:24:48,454 --> 00:24:50,089
>> I WON THE MINI CHALLENGE

909
00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:51,858
AND MY PRIZE IS GETTING TO

910
00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:52,458
CALL TO MY MOM.

911
00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:53,593
HI.

912
00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:54,861
I'M SO HAPPY.

913
00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:55,695
[laughs]

914
00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:56,729
>> I'M JUST SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR

915
00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:57,664
FACE.

916
00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:58,865
[laughter]

917
00:24:58,865 --> 00:25:00,066
>> SEEING ALL THE GIRLS HAVING

918
00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:01,568
SUCH TRAGIC STORIES WITH THEIR

919
00:25:01,568 --> 00:25:03,069
FAMILIES, IT MADE ME REALLY

920
00:25:03,069 --> 00:25:05,104
START THINKING ABOUT HOW SPECIAL

921
00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:06,105
YOU GUYS ARE TO ME.

922
00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:07,907
>> AWW.

923
00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:09,041
>> AND I'M SO BLESSED TO HAVE

924
00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:13,680
SUCH AN AMAZING FAMILY.

925
00:25:18,084 --> 00:25:20,119
>> YEAH.

926
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:23,389
[laughing, crying]

927
00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:25,091
WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I DID A LOT

928
00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:26,793
OF THEATER, AND I WAS ALWAYS

929
00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:27,459
NERVOUS.

930
00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:28,895
AND SHE'D ALWAYS, LIKE, SQUEEZE

931
00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:29,962
MY HAND, JUST TO LET ME KNOW

932
00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:30,697
THAT EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE

933
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:31,497
ALL RIGHT.

934
00:25:31,497 --> 00:25:33,600
AND YOU KNOW, SHE'S PROUD OF ME.

935
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,301
HMM.

936
00:25:35,301 --> 00:25:37,036
I LOVE YOU.

937
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,370
>> BYE-BYE.

938
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,206
>> MWAH.

939
00:25:41,407 --> 00:25:43,610
>> CAN I OPEN UP TO YOU ABOUT

940
00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:44,210
SOMETHING?

941
00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:44,877
>> MM-HMM.

942
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:45,712
>> I HAVE A CRUSH ON IVY

943
00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:46,613
WINTERS.

944
00:25:46,613 --> 00:25:47,980
>> [gasps]

945
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:50,049
>> I DEFINITELY CAN SENSE

946
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,150
THOSE KIND OF FEELINGS BUBBLING

947
00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:51,951
UP.

948
00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:53,786
MY BIGGEST FEAR IS THAT THIS

949
00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:54,887
IS GONNA BE DONE, AND SHE'S

950
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:55,822
GONNA GO BACK TO NEW YORK.

951
00:25:55,822 --> 00:25:56,956
AND I'M GONNA GO BACK TO

952
00:25:56,956 --> 00:25:58,190
SEATTLE, AND I'M GONNA BE LIKE,

953
00:25:58,190 --> 00:25:58,958
"MM."

954
00:25:58,958 --> 00:25:59,626
[snorts]

955
00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:01,761
>> YOU LITTLE SCAMP, YOU.

956
00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:02,895
>> I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY HAND

957
00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,631
OR ANYTHING.

958
00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:07,233
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT'S CUTE.

959
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,334
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE

960
00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:10,770
IT IN WORDS HOW MUCH IVY MEANS

961
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:11,838
TO ME.

962
00:26:11,838 --> 00:26:13,372
I ALMOST THINK THAT THIS COULD

963
00:26:13,372 --> 00:26:14,140
BE THE BEGINNING OF A

964
00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:15,341
RELATIONSHIP.

965
00:26:15,341 --> 00:26:17,543
I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THAT.

966
00:26:17,543 --> 00:26:19,078
>> IVY.

967
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,179
>> HOW WAS IT, IVY?

968
00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:21,313
>> IT WAS SO SPECIAL.

969
00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:23,315
>> OH.

970
00:26:28,855 --> 00:26:31,858
>> [laughing]

971
00:26:34,861 --> 00:26:36,395
>> * COVER GIRL

972
00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:38,731
* PUT THE BASS IN YOUR WALK

973
00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:40,032
* HEAD TO TOE

974
00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:42,468
* LET YOUR WHOLE BODY TALK

975
00:26:42,468 --> 00:26:45,772
* AND WHAT?

976
00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:47,439
WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE

977
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,308
OF RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

978
00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:51,310
MICHELLE VISAGE.

979
00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:52,712
>> MY CITRUS QUEEN.

980
00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:54,146
>> [laughs]

981
00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:56,048
>> SHAKE THE OLD SPICE AND STEAL

982
00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:56,749
THE RICE.

983
00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:58,017
IT'S SANTINO.

984
00:26:58,017 --> 00:26:59,085
>> THESE HAVE ALWAYS BROUGHT ME

985
00:26:59,085 --> 00:26:59,852
LUCK.

986
00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:00,787
>> [laughs]

987
00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:03,522
JOAN VAN ARK, I AM SO THRILLED

988
00:27:03,522 --> 00:27:04,390
YOU'RE HERE.

989
00:27:04,390 --> 00:27:05,491
>> YOU LOOK LIKE A HOT

990
00:27:05,491 --> 00:27:06,558
DREAM-SICLE.

991
00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:07,694
>> [laughs]

992
00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:09,796
AND AUBREY O'DAY.

993
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:11,597
DID MY GIRLS PASS THE SMELL

994
00:27:11,597 --> 00:27:12,198
TEST?

995
00:27:12,264 --> 00:27:13,700
>> SOME OF THEM DID, SOME OF

996
00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:14,300
THEM DIDN'T.

997
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:15,735
>> OH, MY GOODNESS.

998
00:27:15,735 --> 00:27:16,869
THIS WEEK, WE CHALLENGED OUR

999
00:27:16,869 --> 00:27:19,138
QUEENS TO CREATE THEIR OWN

1000
00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:20,306
SIGNATURE FRAGRANCES.

1001
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:22,074
AND TONIGHT, THEY'RE READY

1002
00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:23,710
TO MARK THE RUNWAY WITH THE

1003
00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:25,311
SCENT OF A DRAG QUEEN.

1004
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,714
GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.

1005
00:27:27,714 --> 00:27:30,482
AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

1006
00:27:30,549 --> 00:27:33,820
>> * COMMENCE SHAKEDOWN

1007
00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:36,588
>> FIRST UP, COCO MONTRESE.

1008
00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:38,958
PANTHER ON THE RUNWAY.

1009
00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:40,426
>> ZEBRA ON THE RUNWAY.

1010
00:27:40,426 --> 00:27:41,794
>> OKAY.

1011
00:27:41,794 --> 00:27:43,896
>> I'M SERVING ANIMALISTIC

1012
00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:46,332
EVENING GOWN DOWN.

1013
00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:48,134
I FEEL EXQUISITE.

1014
00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:50,069
>> I ALMOST WORE THAT OUTFIT.

1015
00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:51,938
>> [laughs]

1016
00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:53,906
>> UP NEXT, ALASKA.

1017
00:27:53,906 --> 00:27:55,742
LADY IN RED.

1018
00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:57,409
A HEAD FOR BUSINESS AND A BODY

1019
00:27:57,409 --> 00:27:58,210
FOR SIN.

1020
00:27:58,210 --> 00:27:59,278
>> YES.

1021
00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:00,747
>> I'M GIVING CRAZY RED

1022
00:28:00,747 --> 00:28:02,782
EXECUTIVE DREAMS.

1023
00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:03,883
IF THIS LOOK ISN'T CHANGING

1024
00:28:03,883 --> 00:28:05,517
IT UP, I'M NOT REALLY SURE

1025
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,485
WHAT IS.

1026
00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:08,955
>> I OWN 51% OF THIS COMPANY.

1027
00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:10,222
>> [laughs]

1028
00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:13,259
>> IVY WINTERS.

1029
00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:15,261
>> THE FLOUNCE AND THE BOUNCE.

1030
00:28:15,261 --> 00:28:16,128
>> I'M TRYING TO MOVE AS MUCH

1031
00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:17,997
AS POSSIBLE, SO EVERY LITTLE

1032
00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:19,766
SPARKLY RHINESTONE JUST

1033
00:28:19,766 --> 00:28:20,933
TWINKLES IN THEIR EYE.

1034
00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:21,633
[laughs]

1035
00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:23,035
>> SHE'S A ZIEGFELD GIRL.

1036
00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:23,870
>> IS SHE GETTING TOO OLD FOR

1037
00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:24,804
THAT WHOREY LOOK?

1038
00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:25,938
[laughter]

1039
00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:27,173
>> YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD FOR

1040
00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:27,874
THAT.

1041
00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:29,341
>> NO.

1042
00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:30,309
>> DETOX.

1043
00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:30,977
>> OOH.

1044
00:28:30,977 --> 00:28:32,578
>> HIGH FA-SHI-ON.

1045
00:28:32,578 --> 00:28:33,245
>> OH, YEAH.

1046
00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:35,381
>> I SEE LONDON, I SEE FRANCE.

1047
00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:36,816
>> YOU CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS

1048
00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:37,817
BODY.

1049
00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:38,517
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GET

1050
00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:40,086
UP INTO MY CAKES AND MY LINGERIE

1051
00:28:40,086 --> 00:28:41,788
AND LOVE EVERY LITTLE BIT OF IT.

1052
00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:43,790
>> BETWEEN LOVE AND MADNESS

1053
00:28:43,790 --> 00:28:44,791
LIES DETOX.

1054
00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:45,792
>> [laughs]

1055
00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:47,326
>> THEN OF COURSE, REHAB.

1056
00:28:47,326 --> 00:28:49,561
>> ALYSSA EDWARDS.

1057
00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,430
DALLAS MEETS DYNASTY MEETS

1058
00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:52,464
KNOTS LANDING.

1059
00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:56,035
I AM GIVING 2013 BUSINESS WOMAN,

1060
00:28:56,035 --> 00:28:57,536
AND I AM LIVING FOR MY GIG

1061
00:28:57,536 --> 00:28:58,404
TODAY.

1062
00:28:58,404 --> 00:28:59,939
>> AH, THE SMELL OF IT.

1063
00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:01,107
>> AH, YES.

1064
00:29:01,107 --> 00:29:02,474
>> DOES THIS SKIRT MAKE MY

1065
00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:03,876
DAMASK LOOK BIG?

1066
00:29:03,876 --> 00:29:04,811
>> MM.

1067
00:29:04,811 --> 00:29:06,645
>> JINKX MONSOON.

1068
00:29:06,645 --> 00:29:09,415
SHE WORKS FOR MGM BY DAY AND FOX

1069
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:11,117
ALL NIGHT.

1070
00:29:11,117 --> 00:29:12,819
>> I AM FLOATING DOWN THAT

1071
00:29:12,819 --> 00:29:15,621
RUNWAY AND I AM JUST BEING CUTE

1072
00:29:15,621 --> 00:29:16,555
AND LOVELY.

1073
00:29:16,555 --> 00:29:17,857
>> OH.

1074
00:29:17,857 --> 00:29:20,226
>> AND 100% JINKXY.

1075
00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:21,360
>> NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED.

1076
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,830
>> NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED, YES.

1077
00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:27,299
ROXXXY ANDREWS, CAT SUIT.

1078
00:29:27,299 --> 00:29:29,168
I COULD READ HER LIPS.

1079
00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:30,937
>> [laughs]

1080
00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:32,371
>> I TURN THIS CORNER AND

1081
00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:33,572
THEY'RE GONNA GET A LOAD

1082
00:29:33,572 --> 00:29:34,673
OF THIS BACK.

1083
00:29:34,673 --> 00:29:35,975
OW, EAT IT, BITCH.

1084
00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:38,210
>> ROXXXY ANDREWS, THE OTHER

1085
00:29:38,210 --> 00:29:39,145
WHITE MEAT.

1086
00:29:39,145 --> 00:29:40,679
>> SHE CAN BRING HOME THE BACON,

1087
00:29:40,679 --> 00:29:43,315
FRY IT UP IN A PAN, AND SERVE

1088
00:29:43,315 --> 00:29:46,452
IT.

1089
00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:48,187
>> THERE WASN'T MUCH GOING ON,

1090
00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:49,188
IDEA-WISE.

1091
00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:50,089
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

1092
00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:51,090
SELLING ME, BUT I DON'T WANT

1093
00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:51,858
THIS.

1094
00:29:51,858 --> 00:29:52,925
>> THE PERFUME SMELLS LIKE

1095
00:29:52,925 --> 00:29:55,194
GRANDMA'S VAG.

1096
00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:56,528
>> [laughs]

1097
00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:00,867
>> [laughs]

1098
00:30:00,867 --> 00:30:03,035
>> WELCOME, LADIES.

1099
00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:05,337
COCO MONTRESE, LET'S SEE YOUR

1100
00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:07,639
FRAGRANCE COMMERCIAL.

1101
00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:12,244
>> RUANIMALE BY COCO.

1102
00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:13,245
WILD.

1103
00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:14,113
[lion snarls]

1104
00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:16,916
EXOTIC.

1105
00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:19,385
ESSENCE OF A WOMAN.

1106
00:30:19,385 --> 00:30:20,819
>> MM.

1107
00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:23,189
>> AS FAR AS THE VIDEO GOES,

1108
00:30:23,189 --> 00:30:25,457
TOO MUCH LEOPARD AND THE GUY

1109
00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:27,159
WITH THE HEADPIECE MAKES IT

1110
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:27,927
GIMMICKY.

1111
00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:29,161
>> TONIGHT, PROBABLY ONE TOO

1112
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:31,030
MANY ACCESSORIES, BUT I THINK

1113
00:30:31,030 --> 00:30:32,664
THIS DRESS IS GORGEOUS.

1114
00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:35,868
>> NEXT UP, ALASKA.

1115
00:30:35,868 --> 00:30:38,704
>> DANGEROUS, FLAWLESS,

1116
00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:40,306
OVERPRICED.

1117
00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:41,740
WHETHER YOU'RE GETTING RED

1118
00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:42,674
THE HOUSE DOWN...

1119
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:45,177
>> YOUR MAKEUP IS TERRIBLE.

1120
00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:45,878
>> [laughs]

1121
00:30:45,878 --> 00:30:47,579
>> OR JUST READY TO GO DOWN.

1122
00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:49,081
THE EXCITING NEW FRAGRANCE.

1123
00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:51,417
RED FOR FILTH.

1124
00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:54,453
ARE YOU RED..."E" FOR ME?

1125
00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:56,855
[laughter]

1126
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,790
>> ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT.

1127
00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,292
THE ONLY THING, WHEN YOU WENT

1128
00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:02,494
SOUTH, I WANTED TO SEE A BIG FAT

1129
00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:04,430
SMILE ON HIS FACE.

1130
00:31:04,430 --> 00:31:05,364
>> [laughs]

1131
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:09,068
>> IVY WINTERS.

1132
00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:11,570
>> DRESS CODE BY IVY WINTERS.

1133
00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:13,405
FOR THE GLAMOROUS GIRL ON THE

1134
00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:14,540
GO.

1135
00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:16,175
NOT ONLY DOES IT SMELL GOOD,

1136
00:31:16,175 --> 00:31:18,710
BUT IT CHANGES YOUR STYLE.

1137
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,112
>> OH, MY GOODNESS.

1138
00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:23,015
>> DRESS CODE BY IVY WINTERS.

1139
00:31:23,015 --> 00:31:24,416
THE SCENT THAT CHANGES YOUR

1140
00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:26,285
STYLE.

1141
00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:27,653
>> OH, DEAR.

1142
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:29,755
>> THERE WASN'T MUCH GOING ON,

1143
00:31:29,755 --> 00:31:31,857
IDEA-WISE.

1144
00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:33,159
>> THERE WERE A LOT OF AWKWARD

1145
00:31:33,159 --> 00:31:35,294
MOMENTS AND AS FAR AS THE OUTFIT

1146
00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:37,863
TONIGHT, IT'S ICE SKATER-Y.

1147
00:31:37,863 --> 00:31:40,299
YOU'RE ALL ABOUT A DRESS CODE.

1148
00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:42,969
>> DETOX.

1149
00:31:42,969 --> 00:31:46,072
>> SEDUCTION, ADDICTION,

1150
00:31:46,072 --> 00:31:47,273
HEROINE.

1151
00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:48,040
>> [laughs]

1152
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,309
>> SEXY, SULTRY.

1153
00:31:50,309 --> 00:31:51,377
HEROINE.

1154
00:31:51,377 --> 00:31:52,144
>> [laughs]

1155
00:31:52,144 --> 00:31:53,212
>> THE NEW ADDICTION FOR AN

1156
00:31:53,212 --> 00:31:55,747
ADDICTIVE WOMAN.

1157
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,516
AVAILABLE AT THE CLINIC.

1158
00:31:57,516 --> 00:31:59,885
[laughter]

1159
00:31:59,885 --> 00:32:01,787
>> THE COMMERCIAL WAS SO BRAVE

1160
00:32:01,787 --> 00:32:03,289
AND SO OUT THERE.

1161
00:32:03,289 --> 00:32:05,057
AND THE VOICEOVER PART.

1162
00:32:05,057 --> 00:32:06,325
BRAVO TO YOU.

1163
00:32:06,325 --> 00:32:07,726
>> TONIGHT, SOMETHING LOOKS A

1164
00:32:07,726 --> 00:32:08,995
LITTLE UNFINISHED.

1165
00:32:08,995 --> 00:32:10,362
IT'S NOT QUITE PUSHING IT AS FAR

1166
00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:11,730
AS YOU NORMALLY DO.

1167
00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:14,000
>> ALYSSA EDWARDS.

1168
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,435
>> EVERY WOMAN HAS A SECRET.

1169
00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:18,770
AND MY SECRET HAPPENS TO BE A

1170
00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:19,871
LITTLE BIGGER.

1171
00:32:19,871 --> 00:32:22,208
AND WHAT EXACTLY IS MY SECRET?

1172
00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:23,475
[laughs]

1173
00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:25,111
WHY, IT'S ALYSSA'S SECRET.

1174
00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:26,812
FOR THE DESIRED AND THE

1175
00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:30,449
INSPIRED.

1176
00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:31,483
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

1177
00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:32,484
SELLING ME, BUT I DON'T

1178
00:32:32,484 --> 00:32:33,285
WANT THIS.

1179
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:35,021
I WANT TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL.

1180
00:32:35,021 --> 00:32:35,687
>> YOU DO THIS THING WITH YOUR

1181
00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:37,789
EYES AND IT'S LIKE THIS SEXY,

1182
00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:38,624
LIKE, OPEN 'EM AND THEN CLOSE

1183
00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:39,391
'EM.

1184
00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:40,226
I'VE GOTTEN THIS NOTE A MILLION

1185
00:32:40,226 --> 00:32:41,160
TIMES WHICH IS WHY I'M JUST

1186
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,594
PASSING IT YOUR WAY.

1187
00:32:42,594 --> 00:32:44,096
LESS IS MORE 'CAUSE IT ALMOST

1188
00:32:44,096 --> 00:32:45,697
GETS A LITTLE SERIAL KILLER-ISH.

1189
00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:48,334
[laughter]

1190
00:32:49,735 --> 00:32:51,403
>> JINKX, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

1191
00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:52,638
>> OH, YEAH.

1192
00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:53,705
[laughs] I'M JUST SAYING, "WATER

1193
00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:55,641
OFF A DUCK'S BACK" TO MYSELF.

1194
00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:57,043
UM, BEFORE MY CRITIQUES.

1195
00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:58,944
>> THAT'S A GREAT MANTRA.

1196
00:32:58,944 --> 00:33:00,579
>> WORDS CAN'T HURT YOU.

1197
00:33:00,579 --> 00:33:03,382
ONLY YOUR OWN PERCEPTION OF

1198
00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:04,283
THOSE WORDS.

1199
00:33:04,350 --> 00:33:06,152
>> LET'S SEE YOUR FRAGRANCE

1200
00:33:06,152 --> 00:33:07,886
COMMERCIAL.

1201
00:33:07,886 --> 00:33:10,789
>> FOR THE GIRL WHO LIVES ABOVE

1202
00:33:10,789 --> 00:33:12,391
HER MEANS.

1203
00:33:12,391 --> 00:33:14,160
FOR THE GIRL WHO JUST WON'T

1204
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,828
GIVE UP.

1205
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:19,965
FOR THE GIRL WITH A DREAM.

1206
00:33:19,965 --> 00:33:21,967
DELUSION.

1207
00:33:21,967 --> 00:33:22,634
[laughs]

1208
00:33:22,634 --> 00:33:25,337
CONVINCE YOURSELF.

1209
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:27,106
>> [laughs]

1210
00:33:27,106 --> 00:33:28,507
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS THE BEST

1211
00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:29,475
CONCEPT.

1212
00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:31,643
NO TEA, NO SHADE, HUNTY, BUT I

1213
00:33:31,643 --> 00:33:34,080
THINK IT'S MY FAVORITE.

1214
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,414
>> I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING.

1215
00:33:35,414 --> 00:33:36,815
>> [laughs]

1216
00:33:36,815 --> 00:33:38,150
>> I DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH

1217
00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:40,519
WORDS FOR HOW HAPPY I AM

1218
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:42,788
TONIGHT WITH YOUR LOOK.

1219
00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:44,090
>> THANK YOU.

1220
00:33:44,090 --> 00:33:46,558
>> ALL RIGHT, ROXXXY ANDREWS.

1221
00:33:46,558 --> 00:33:48,594
>> THICK & JUICY.

1222
00:33:48,594 --> 00:33:50,329
FOR THE GIRLS WHO ARE LIKE ME.

1223
00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:53,699
THICK & JUICY.

1224
00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:55,534
FOR THE GIRLS THAT LIKE TO EAT

1225
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:57,469
AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT BEING

1226
00:33:57,469 --> 00:33:59,338
PETITE.

1227
00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:00,406
[inhales]

1228
00:34:00,406 --> 00:34:02,608
MMM.

1229
00:34:02,608 --> 00:34:03,875
>> TONIGHT ON THE RUNWAY, I'M

1230
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:04,710
NOT IN LOVE WITH THAT BOW

1231
00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:06,612
PLACEMENT RIGHT IN THE FRONT.

1232
00:34:06,612 --> 00:34:07,946
WHEN YOU TURN TO THE SIDE,

1233
00:34:07,946 --> 00:34:09,115
IT'S REALLY KIND OF STICKING

1234
00:34:09,115 --> 00:34:09,748
OUT.

1235
00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:11,150
>> ROXXXY IS ANOTHER ONE WHO

1236
00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:12,951
CAME IN WITH NOT MUCH OF A

1237
00:34:12,951 --> 00:34:13,919
CONCEPT.

1238
00:34:13,919 --> 00:34:14,786
YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING WRITTEN

1239
00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:16,122
DOWN, YOU WERE JUST KIND OF

1240
00:34:16,122 --> 00:34:16,988
WINGING IT, WHICH MADE IT

1241
00:34:16,988 --> 00:34:18,524
DIFFERENT KIND OF EACH TIME.

1242
00:34:18,524 --> 00:34:19,291
>> I KNOW IT KIND OF SEEMED

1243
00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:20,559
CONFUSING TO YOU WHEN I KEPT

1244
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:21,260
SWITCHING MY WORDS.

1245
00:34:21,260 --> 00:34:21,993
>> IT WASN'T CONFUSING.

1246
00:34:21,993 --> 00:34:23,462
IT WAS UNPROFESSIONAL.

1247
00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:24,730
>> OH.

1248
00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:26,031
>> I THINK WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

1249
00:34:26,031 --> 00:34:27,133
WHILE YOU ENJOY AN ABSOLUT

1250
00:34:27,133 --> 00:34:30,202
COCKTAIL IN THE INTERIOR

1251
00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:32,171
ILLUSIONS LOUNGE, THE JUDGES

1252
00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:34,340
AND I WILL DELIBERATE.

1253
00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:35,574
ALL RIGHT.

1254
00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:38,144
JUST BETWEEN US GIRLS, WHAT DO

1255
00:34:38,144 --> 00:34:39,345
YOU STINK?

1256
00:34:39,345 --> 00:34:40,512
WE'RE GONNA START WITH ALYSSA'S

1257
00:34:40,512 --> 00:34:41,913
SECRET.

1258
00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:43,048
OOH.

1259
00:34:43,048 --> 00:34:43,715
>> RIGHT?

1260
00:34:43,715 --> 00:34:44,550
>> IT SMELLS LIKE A KARDASHIAN

1261
00:34:44,550 --> 00:34:46,352
SEX TAPE.

1262
00:34:46,352 --> 00:34:47,153
>> IF YOU ASK HER "WHAT'S YOUR

1263
00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:48,154
SECRET?"

1264
00:34:48,154 --> 00:34:49,555
AND SHE'S, "WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

1265
00:34:49,555 --> 00:34:50,222
I DON'T KNOW."

1266
00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:51,290
SHE'S NOT DELIVERING HER BRAND

1267
00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:53,159
AND, THEREFORE, HER SECRET.

1268
00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:55,060
>> COCO MONTRESE.

1269
00:34:55,060 --> 00:34:56,728
>> RUANIMALE IS BY FAR THE

1270
00:34:56,728 --> 00:34:57,596
WORST.

1271
00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:59,198
>> IT SMELLS LIKE MATING TIME AT

1272
00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:00,031
THE ZOO.

1273
00:35:00,031 --> 00:35:01,066
>> NOT ONLY IS IT KISSING YOUR

1274
00:35:01,066 --> 00:35:02,168
ASS, WHICH I NORMALLY DON'T HAVE

1275
00:35:02,168 --> 00:35:02,868
A PROBLEM WITH--

1276
00:35:02,868 --> 00:35:03,869
>> [laughs]

1277
00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:04,936
>> BUT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE

1278
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,505
EXPRESSING THEMSELVES IN THEIR

1279
00:35:06,505 --> 00:35:07,173
FRAGRANCE.

1280
00:35:07,173 --> 00:35:07,839
>> RIGHT.

1281
00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:09,007
I THINK HER CAMPAIGN, AND HER

1282
00:35:09,007 --> 00:35:10,242
IN GENERAL, IS OBVIOUS,

1283
00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:12,411
UNORIGINAL, AND OVERDONE.

1284
00:35:12,411 --> 00:35:13,279
>> OOH, OKAY.

1285
00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:13,945
>> OOH.

1286
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:16,448
>> LET'S GO NEXT TO ALASKA.

1287
00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:17,849
>> I ENJOYED THE COMMERCIAL,

1288
00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:20,552
AND I LOVED HER OUTFIT ON THE

1289
00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:22,554
RUNWAY CARRYING THE RED THEME

1290
00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:23,689
THROUGH.

1291
00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:24,656
>> I LOVED THE PERFUME.

1292
00:35:24,656 --> 00:35:25,991
HERS IS THE ONLY ONE THAT I

1293
00:35:25,991 --> 00:35:26,658
WOULD WEAR.

1294
00:35:26,658 --> 00:35:27,693
EVERYTHING ELSE SMELLS LIKE

1295
00:35:27,693 --> 00:35:29,895
GRANDMA'S VAG TO ME.

1296
00:35:29,895 --> 00:35:30,729
>> [laughs]

1297
00:35:30,729 --> 00:35:33,765
>> DRESS CODE BY IVY WINTERS.

1298
00:35:33,765 --> 00:35:34,433
>> I THINK SHE MISSED

1299
00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:35,934
EVERYTHING COMPLETELY.

1300
00:35:35,934 --> 00:35:36,802
>> I'M JUST CLOCKING THAT

1301
00:35:36,802 --> 00:35:37,936
BOTTLE.

1302
00:35:37,936 --> 00:35:39,205
IT DOES LOOK LIKE A CHRISTMAS

1303
00:35:39,205 --> 00:35:39,838
ORNAMENT.

1304
00:35:39,838 --> 00:35:41,273
AND I THINK IT SMELLS LIKE

1305
00:35:41,273 --> 00:35:42,408
SOMETHING MY HOUSEKEEPER USED

1306
00:35:42,408 --> 00:35:43,409
YESTERDAY IN THE BATHROOM.

1307
00:35:43,409 --> 00:35:44,543
>> OR DID IN THE BATHROOM.

1308
00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:45,811
>> OH, MY GOODNESS!

1309
00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:46,478
ALL RIGHT.

1310
00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:48,580
HEROINE BY DETOX.

1311
00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:49,915
JOAN VAN ARK, WHAT'D YOU THINK

1312
00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:50,982
OF DETOX?

1313
00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:51,850
AND NOT YOUR OWN PERSONAL

1314
00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:52,951
EXPERIENCES--

1315
00:35:52,951 --> 00:35:53,619
>> [laughs] WITH IT?

1316
00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:55,754
I DON'T SHARE THAT WITH YOU?

1317
00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:57,088
HER DETOX COMMERCIAL I LOVED

1318
00:35:57,088 --> 00:35:59,525
BECAUSE IT WAS VERY BRAVE AND

1319
00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:00,826
UPFRONT AND RIGHT OUT THERE.

1320
00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:02,661
>> THIS WEEK, I WASN'T FEELING

1321
00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:03,329
HER LOOK.

1322
00:36:03,329 --> 00:36:04,496
IT LOOKED A LITTLE HOMEMADE.

1323
00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:07,666
>> JINKX MONSOON'S DELUSION.

1324
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:08,967
>> SHE LOOKED SO BEAUTIFUL

1325
00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:09,935
TONIGHT.

1326
00:36:09,935 --> 00:36:12,271
I WAS SO VERY PROUD OF HER.

1327
00:36:12,271 --> 00:36:13,239
>> SHE HAD ONE OF THE BEST

1328
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,374
COMMERCIALS, BUT IT FELT VERY,

1329
00:36:15,374 --> 00:36:17,909
LIKE, VAUDEVILLE-Y.

1330
00:36:17,909 --> 00:36:19,378
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON TO

1331
00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:24,416
ROXXXY ANDREWS' THICK & JUICY.

1332
00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:26,084
>> ON THE RUNWAY, I WASN'T IN

1333
00:36:26,084 --> 00:36:27,253
LOVE WITH HER LOOK.

1334
00:36:27,253 --> 00:36:29,255
SHE HAD A BIT OF AN OPEN BACK,

1335
00:36:29,255 --> 00:36:31,056
BUT IT WASN'T CUT OUT NEARLY

1336
00:36:31,056 --> 00:36:32,724
ENOUGH TO SAVE THE FRONT OF THAT

1337
00:36:32,724 --> 00:36:33,592
LOOK.

1338
00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:34,293
>> THE WHOLE THING WAS TACKY.

1339
00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:35,561
THE OUTFIT TONIGHT WAS TACKY.

1340
00:36:35,561 --> 00:36:36,962
THE COMMERCIAL WAS TACKY.

1341
00:36:36,962 --> 00:36:38,697
I-I CAN'T.

1342
00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:40,131
>> [laughs]

1343
00:36:40,131 --> 00:36:41,800
>> [claps] SILENCE.

1344
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,669
I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1345
00:36:43,669 --> 00:36:47,473
BRING BACK MY GIRLS.

1346
00:36:47,473 --> 00:36:49,908
>> [laughs]

1347
00:36:53,011 --> 00:36:54,480
>> [laughs]

1348
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,415
>> WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1349
00:36:56,415 --> 00:37:00,652
I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

1350
00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:01,787
JINKX MONSOON.

1351
00:37:01,787 --> 00:37:06,692
YOU'RE SAFE.

1352
00:37:06,692 --> 00:37:08,727
DETOX.

1353
00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:12,798
YOU'RE SAFE.

1354
00:37:12,798 --> 00:37:15,401
ALASKA, THIS WEEK, GIRL,

1355
00:37:15,401 --> 00:37:18,904
YOU CAUSED QUITE A STINK.

1356
00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:19,938
CONDRAGULATIONS.

1357
00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:21,039
YOU'RE THE WINNER OF THIS

1358
00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:22,541
CHALLENGE.

1359
00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:23,809
>> HA HA!

1360
00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:25,977
>> YOU'VE WON A SELECTION OF

1361
00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:28,013
HANDCRAFTED CORSETS FROM

1362
00:37:28,013 --> 00:37:30,015
CORSETCONNECTION.COM.

1363
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,584
>> [laughs] I'M SO HAPPY.

1364
00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:35,120
I CAN'T SAY THIS WIN IS OVERDUE,

1365
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,324
BUT IT'S RIGHT ON FUCKING TIME.

1366
00:37:38,324 --> 00:37:40,792
>> IVY WINTERS.

1367
00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:43,061
IN YOUR COMMERCIAL, YOUR DRESS

1368
00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:46,732
CODE WAS NOT STRICTLY ENFORCED.

1369
00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:48,033
I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE

1370
00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:51,370
UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1371
00:37:51,437 --> 00:37:53,672
>> I DID NOT EXPECT TO BE

1372
00:37:53,672 --> 00:37:54,640
LIP-SYNCHING.

1373
00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:55,507
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY

1374
00:37:55,507 --> 00:37:56,642
HAPPENING.

1375
00:37:56,642 --> 00:37:58,610
>> COCO MONTRESE.

1376
00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:00,446
SAFARI, SO GOODY.

1377
00:38:00,446 --> 00:38:04,350
YOU'RE SAFE.

1378
00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:07,218
ALYSSA EDWARDS, THIS WEEK YOU

1379
00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:09,521
WERE NOT AS INSPIRED AS WE

1380
00:38:09,521 --> 00:38:10,822
DESIRED.

1381
00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:13,992
ROXXXY ANDREWS, YOUR THICK &

1382
00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:16,495
JUICY WAS A BIT TOO

1383
00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:18,930
LOOSEY-GOOSEY.

1384
00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:22,033
ROXXXY ANDREWS...

1385
00:38:22,033 --> 00:38:25,471
YOU'RE SAFE.

1386
00:38:25,471 --> 00:38:27,439
YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1387
00:38:27,439 --> 00:38:29,841
>> THANK YOU.

1388
00:38:29,841 --> 00:38:31,943
>> ALYSSA, I'M SORRY, MY DEAR,

1389
00:38:31,943 --> 00:38:34,513
BUT YOU ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1390
00:38:34,513 --> 00:38:36,214
>> I'M DISAPPOINTED, OF COURSE.

1391
00:38:36,281 --> 00:38:37,783
I DON'T WANT TO BE KNOWN AS

1392
00:38:37,783 --> 00:38:39,385
BEING IN THE BOTTOM TWO TIMES IN

1393
00:38:39,385 --> 00:38:41,620
A ROW.

1394
00:38:41,687 --> 00:38:43,254
>> TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1395
00:38:43,254 --> 00:38:45,391
LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

1396
00:38:45,391 --> 00:38:47,793
TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE YOURSELF

1397
00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:50,396
FROM ELIMINATION.

1398
00:38:50,396 --> 00:38:54,065
THE TIME HAS COME TO LIP-SYNC

1399
00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:56,435
FOR YOUR LIFE.

1400
00:38:57,803 --> 00:38:59,705
>> I HAVE A LOT TO PROVE.

1401
00:38:59,705 --> 00:39:01,106
A LOT IS RIDING ON THIS

1402
00:39:01,106 --> 00:39:02,140
PERFORMANCE.

1403
00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:03,909
>> GOOD LUCK.

1404
00:39:03,909 --> 00:39:06,011
AND DON'T FUCK IT UP.

1405
00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:08,246
>> * BILL COLLECTORS

1406
00:39:08,246 --> 00:39:09,581
* AT MY DOOR

1407
00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:12,618
* WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME

1408
00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:15,454
* NO ROMANCE WITHOUT FINANCE

1409
00:39:15,454 --> 00:39:17,322
**

1410
00:39:17,322 --> 00:39:18,757
>> I'M NOT GONNA BE MEANDERING

1411
00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:19,991
ALL OVER THE STAGE.

1412
00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:20,992
I WANT THEM TO FOCUS ON MY

1413
00:39:20,992 --> 00:39:23,128
MOUTH AND HOPE THAT WHAT I DO IS

1414
00:39:23,128 --> 00:39:24,095
BETTER THAN WHAT SHE'S DOING.

1415
00:39:24,095 --> 00:39:26,031
>> * NOTHIN' IN LIFE IS FREE *

1416
00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:27,699
* THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU *

1417
00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:29,735
>> I AM GIVING MY LIFE.

1418
00:39:29,735 --> 00:39:31,537
THIS IS MY SECOND OPPORTUNITY TO

1419
00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:33,171
GIVE A BETTER REPRESENTATION OF

1420
00:39:33,171 --> 00:39:34,840
WHO ALYSSA EDWARDS IS.

1421
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,108
>> *OH, LIFE IS JUST SERIOUS *

1422
00:39:37,108 --> 00:39:39,545
* LOVE'S TOO MYSTERIOUS *

1423
00:39:39,545 --> 00:39:41,747
* A FLY GIRL LIKE ME

1424
00:39:41,747 --> 00:39:43,482
* NEED SECURITY

1425
00:39:43,482 --> 00:39:44,716
* 'CAUSE AIN'T NOTHIN' *

1426
00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,084
* GOIN' ON BUT THE RENT *

1427
00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:48,887
>> IVY IS OWNING THAT PART OF

1428
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:49,721
THE STAGE.

1429
00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:50,989
SHE'S NOT MOVING AROUND A LOT,

1430
00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:52,558
BUT SHE'S USING EVERY BIT OF

1431
00:39:52,558 --> 00:39:53,358
THAT COSTUME.

1432
00:39:53,459 --> 00:39:54,593
>> * AIN'T NOTHIN' GOIN' ON *

1433
00:39:54,593 --> 00:39:56,528
* BUT THE RENT

1434
00:39:56,528 --> 00:39:59,030
* YOU GOT TO HAVE A J-O-B

1435
00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:01,132
* IF YOU WANT TO BE WITH ME

1436
00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:05,604
* OH, YOU LOOK GOOD TO ME

1437
00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:09,140
* YOUR SILKY WORDS ARE SWEET

1438
00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,176
>> ALYSSA IS DOING HER DANCE

1439
00:40:11,176 --> 00:40:13,579
MOVES AND SHE'S DRESSED LIKE A

1440
00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:15,481
BUSINESSWOMAN OF THE '80s WHO

1441
00:40:15,481 --> 00:40:17,215
DOESN'T WANT ROMANCE WITHOUT

1442
00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:18,750
FINANCE.

1443
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,886
>> *AIN'T NOTHIN' GOING ON *

1444
00:40:20,886 --> 00:40:22,353
* BUT THE RENT

1445
00:40:22,353 --> 00:40:25,691
[applause]

1446
00:40:25,691 --> 00:40:28,059
>> LADIES, I'VE MADE MY

1447
00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:29,294
DECISION.

1448
00:40:29,294 --> 00:40:30,295
[suspenseful music]

1449
00:40:30,295 --> 00:40:31,262
**

1450
00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:33,899
ALYSSA EDWARDS...

1451
00:40:33,899 --> 00:40:38,369
SHANTE, YOU STAY.

1452
00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:40,271
YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1453
00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:45,043
*

1454
00:40:45,043 --> 00:40:48,179
IVY, I'M GOING TO MISS YOUR

1455
00:40:48,179 --> 00:40:51,416
STYLE, GRACE, AND I'M GOING TO

1456
00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:53,552
MISS SAYING...

1457
00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:57,989
IVY WINTERS!

1458
00:40:57,989 --> 00:40:59,457
I LOVE YOU, IVY.

1459
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:00,692
>> I LOVE YOU TOO.

1460
00:41:00,692 --> 00:41:03,729
>> NOW, SASHAY AWAY.

1461
00:41:03,729 --> 00:41:05,764
>> THANK YOU, GUYS, SO MUCH.

1462
00:41:09,034 --> 00:41:10,702
>> OH.

1463
00:41:10,702 --> 00:41:14,339
I'M SO SAD TO SEE IVY GO.

1464
00:41:14,339 --> 00:41:15,774
FOR A WHILE NOW, I FEEL LIKE

1465
00:41:15,774 --> 00:41:17,008
SHE'S ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE

1466
00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:17,976
WHO HAVE TRIED TO FULLY

1467
00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:20,378
UNDERSTAND ME.

1468
00:41:20,378 --> 00:41:21,813
>> I MADE AMAZING FRIENDS ALONG

1469
00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:22,748
THE WAY.

1470
00:41:22,748 --> 00:41:23,782
I'M--I'M VERY HAPPY WITH WHAT

1471
00:41:23,782 --> 00:41:25,584
I'VE PUT OUT TO THE WORLD.

1472
00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:28,186
I'LL MISS JINKX THE MOST, BUT

1473
00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:29,788
WE'LL BE SEEING EACH OTHER SOON.

1474
00:41:29,788 --> 00:41:32,457
THAT, I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT.

1475
00:41:32,457 --> 00:41:33,959
IT'S JUST SO SAD.

1476
00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:34,893
[laughs]

1477
00:41:34,893 --> 00:41:35,994
I'M CRYING BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL

1478
00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:37,095
GONNA MISS ME SO DAMN MUCH.

1479
00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:38,864
[laughs]

1480
00:41:38,864 --> 00:41:42,000
>> MY SICKENING SIX, REMEMBER,

1481
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,569
IF YOU CAN'T LOVE YOURSELF, HOW

1482
00:41:43,569 --> 00:41:44,870
IN THE HELL YOU GONNA LOVE

1483
00:41:44,870 --> 00:41:45,804
SOMEBODY ELSE?

1484
00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:47,038
CAN I GET AN AMEN IN HERE?

1485
00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:47,939
>> all: AMEN.

1486
00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:48,774
>> ALL RIGHT.

1487
00:41:48,774 --> 00:41:50,041
NOW, LET THE MUSIC PLAY.

1488
00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:51,042
[RuPaul's The Beginning]

1489
00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:57,415
**

1490
00:41:57,415 --> 00:41:59,751
>> * THIS IS THE BEGINNING

1491
00:41:59,751 --> 00:42:00,919
* THE BEGINNING

1492
00:42:00,919 --> 00:42:02,320
* THIS IS THE BEGINNING

1493
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:06,291
* OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE