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>> PREVIOUSLY, ON RUPAUL'S DRAG

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RACE...

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YOU'LL BE STARRING IN TWO SOAPS.

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TELENOVELA STYLE.

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>> SON OF A BITCH.

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IT'S ANOTHER ACTING CHALLENGE.

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>> I HAVE TO REFORM RELASKATOX.

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>> I DON'T WANT THE JUDGES TO

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SEE ME RELYING ON A CLIQUE.

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>> CHIMICHANGA!

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>> [gasps] OH!

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AY! AY! SI! SI! SI!

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OY! OY!

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>> ALYSSA, YOU NEED TO AT LEAST

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MATCH WHAT JINKX IS DOING.

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>> THAT DRESS IS THE WORST DRESS

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I'VE EVER SEEN IN FIVE SEASONS.

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>> WHEN YOU GO TO THE CLUBS, YOU

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DON'T ASK THE GIRLS, "DID YOU

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SEW THAT, DID YOU MAKE THAT?"

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I AM AN ENTERTAINER.

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>> ALYSSA, THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS

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IS ABOUT.

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>> JINKX MONSOON, YOU'RE THE

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WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE.

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[applause]

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COCO MONTRESE, SHANTE, YOU

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STAY.

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ALYSSA EDWARDS, SASHAY AWAY.

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>> GIRL...

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>> AGH!

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GOING INTO THE WORKROOM, IT

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REALLY WAS A SWEET MOMENT TO SEE

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ALYSSA LEAVE THE STAGE.

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>> "THE SKY IS THE LIMIT WHEN

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YOUR HEART'S IN IT."

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>> HOW DO YOU FEEL?

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>> I FEEL FREE.

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I FEEL A WEIGHT LIFTED OFF OF

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ME.

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>> ARE YOU MAKING ANOTHER FAT

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JOKE ABOUT HER?

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>> OH! MISS JINKX!

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>> I'M HAPPY THAT THIS BOOK IS

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CLOSED.

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>> COCO BELIEVES THAT THIS HAS

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CLOSED A BIG CHAPTER IN HER

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LIFE.

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SO THE HOPE NOW IS THAT SHE

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DOESN'T TAKE ALL OF THAT ALYSSA

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AGGRESSION AND PUT IT ON ONE OF

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US.

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>> NOW IT'S TIME TO BE AMERICA'S

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NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

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THANK YOU, GIRLS.

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>> all: OOH...

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>> JINKX, YOU BITCH.

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YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE TO WIN TWO

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CHALLENGES.

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>> IT WAS SUCH A TOSS-UP BETWEEN

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YOU AND 'LASKA.

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>> JINKX IS MY BIGGEST

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COMPETITION.

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SHE'S REALLY FUNNY, AND SO AM I,

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SO...

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[clicks tongue]

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>> AND ROXXXY WAS IN THE TOP

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THREE TOO.

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>> WE'RE TRYING TO GET JINKX

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OUTTA HERE.

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SHE'S A BIG THREAT, AND I DON'T

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KNOW WHERE I GOTTA GET YOU, BUT

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I GOTTA FIND SOMEWHERE THAT YOU

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LACK.

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>> RUPAUL, CAN WE PLEASE SEW

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SOMETHING FOR NEXT WEEK?

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>> NO SEWING, RU!

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>> SO I CAN WIN A DAMN

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CHALLENGE!

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>> LET'S JUST HOPE I HAVE ENOUGH

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FABRIC TO BRAID MYSELF ANOTHER

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DRESS. [laughs]

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>> I'M SORRY, MY DEAR.

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YOUR SEWING LOOKS LIKE SHIT.

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>> I JUST FEEL LIKE THERE ARE

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PEOPLE WHO ARE JUST WAITING FOR

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ME TO SCREW UP BIG TIME.

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>> YOUR SEWING LOOKS LIKE COCO'S

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PERFORMANCE.

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SHIT.

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>> IT'S TURNED QUICKLY FROM

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SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING

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PANTS TO "SISTERHOOD OF I'M

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GOING TO KILL YOU SO I CAN WIN."

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>> * RUPAUL DRAG RACE

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>> THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S DRAG

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RACE RECEIVES A SICKENING

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SUPPLY OF COLOREVOLUTION

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COSMETICS, A LUXURY TRIP,

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COURTESY OF ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL,

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HEADLINE LOGO'S DRAG RACE TOUR,

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FEATURING ABSOLUT VODKA,

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COCKTAILS PERFECTED, AND A CASH

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PRIZE OF $100,000.

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AND TONIGHT, EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST

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JUDGES CLINTON KELLY AND GEORGE

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KOTSIOPOULOS.

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>> * RUPAUL DRAG RACE

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>> * MAY THE BEST WOMAN

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>> * BEST WOMAN WIN

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>> * THE TOP FIVE

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* THE TOP FIVE

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>> * TOP FIVE, TOP FIVE

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>> CINCO, CINCO, CINCO.

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WE'RE BACK IN THE WORKROOM, IT'S

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A NEW WEEK, AND I AM TERRIFIED

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OF MESSING UP NOW.

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[siren blares]

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>> OOH, GIRL!

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YOU'VE GOT SHE MAIL!

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SOMETIMES A DRAG QUEEN'S GOTTA

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DO WHAT A DRAG QUEEN'S GOTTA DO,

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WHETHER IT'S LAYING A FOUNDATION

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OR PAINTING THE HOUSE DOWN.

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YOU'VE GOT TO SPACKLE, NEELY,

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SPACKLE!

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>> [laughs]

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>> REMEMBER THE GOLDEN SHOWER

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RULE: DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU

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WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO RU.

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>> OH...

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>> WHAT?

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>> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

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>> all: HI, RU.

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>> NOW, TO KEEP YOU IN FIGHTING

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SHAPE, FOR TODAY'S MINI

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CHALLENGE, YOU'RE GOING TO GO

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TO...

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DRAG BOOTY CAMP.

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>> OH...

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>> [chuckles]

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>> SO PUT ON YOUR WORKOUT GEAR,

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INCLUDING HEELS BY LE DAME AND

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BOOBS FROM THE BREAST FORM

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STORE.

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GO!

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>> OOH.

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>> LE DAME.

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>> THIS MUST BE WHAT MY MOM

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FEELS LIKE.

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YEAH, YEAH.

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>> LADIES, MEET YOUR PERSONAL

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TRAINER.

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FROM BARRY'S BOOTCAMP, STORM.

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>> MASH.

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>> NOW, THE ONE QUEEN THAT

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OUTLASTS THE OTHERS WINS.

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>> OOH.

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>> LET'S GET IT UP, COME ON.

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I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'VE BEEN

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TOLD.

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>> all: I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'VE

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BEEN TOLD.

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>> DRAG QUEEN SHADE IS MIGHTY

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COLD.

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>> all: DRAG QUEEN SHADE IS

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MIGHTY COLD.

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>> PUMP IT, GIRLS.

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PUMP IT, LADIES.

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KEEP THAT ENERGY UP.

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JINKX, YOU TOOK OFF YOUR HEELS.

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>> THEY FELL OFF!

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>> COME ON, YOU CALL YOURSELF A

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DRAG QUEEN?

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>> HERE WE GO, LADIES.

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>> COME ON. THERE YOU GO.

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YOU DON'T NEED ME.

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COME ON, COUNT IT OFF.

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>> I DON'T LIKE WORKING OUT

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AROUND OTHER PEOPLE.

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I GET UGLY WHEN I WORK OUT.

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>> GET UP, GET UP!

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>> [grunting]

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>> DETOX, YOU'RE OUT.

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KEEP CRUNCHING, COME ON.

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COCO, YOU'RE OUT.

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KEEP IT GOING.

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ROXXXY, YOU'RE OUT.

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UP!

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IT'S JUST BETWEEN JINKX AND

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ALASKA.

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COME ON, NOW.

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>> FINALLY, MY OPPORTUNITY TO

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PUSH JINKX DOWN THE PROVERBIAL

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STAIRS.

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>> WHO'S GONNA BE THE LAST QUEEN

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CRUNCHING?

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>> AH!

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>> OH, JINKX IS OUT.

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ALASKA WINS.

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[clapping]

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>> WHOO-HOO!

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LET'S DO SOME MORE!

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>> ALASKA, CONDRAGULATIONS.

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>> THANK YOU.

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>> BYE, LADIES.

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I'LL SEE YOU AT THE GYM.

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>> SEE YA THERE.

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NOT REALLY.

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>> NOW, YOU LADIES HAVE BRAVELY

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SOLDIERED THROUGH CHALLENGE

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AFTER CHALLENGE.

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NOW IT'S TIME TO GIVE BACK TO

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THOSE WHO HAVE SACRIFICED SO

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MUCH TO SERVE THIS GREAT NATION.

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OH, BOYS!

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>> [gasps]

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>> GOD BLESS AMERICA.

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>> THESE GENTLEMEN, WHO ALSO

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HAPPEN TO BE GAY, SERVED OUR

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COUNTRY BEFORE THE REPEAL OF

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"DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL."

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THANKS TO THESE MEN, WE HAVE THE

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FREEDOM TO BE FIERCE.

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AND NOW, YOU GET TO EXERCISE

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THAT FREEDOM BY ENLISTING THESE

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MEN INTO YOUR DRAG HOUSE.

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>> OH, SHIT.

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I'M NERVOUS, 'CAUSE I'VE NEVER

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DONE ANYONE ELSE'S MAKEUP.

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>> NOW, ALASKA, YOU WON THE MINI

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CHALLENGE, SO YOU GET TO PAIR

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THE QUEENS WITH THEIR VETS.

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>> WELL, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR

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A REASON, AND THESE MEN CAME IN

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IN THIS ORDER FOR A REASON.

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SO I WANT TO GO STRAIGHT DOWN

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THE LINE, SO IZZY IS IT?

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>> YES.

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>> YOU ARE GOING TO BE WITH

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ROXXXY ANDREWS.

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>> ALASKA TELLS RUPAUL,

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"EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A

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REASON."

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I THINK IT WAS SABOTAGE.

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I THOUGHT WE WERE CLOSER THAN

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THIS.

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IT PISSED ME OFF.

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>> DAVE, YOU'RE GOING TO BE WITH

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JINKX MONSOON.

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>> HI, DAVE.

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>> YOU'LL HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH

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JINKX.

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JINKX IS MY BIGGEST COMPETITION

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RIGHT NOW, SO MAYBE IT WOULD BE

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AN IMPEDIMENT HAVING AN OLDER

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MAN.

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STEVE, YOU'RE GOING TO BE WITH

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COCO.

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>> SO BIG AND STRONG.

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>> AARON, YOU'RE GOING TO BE

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WITH LADY DETOX.

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>> YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

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>> THANK YOU.

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>> AND ALASKA, THAT MEANS YOU

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HAVE MACK.

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>> I THINK PAIRING MYSELF WITH

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THE TALL, PRETTY ONE IS PROBABLY

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A REALLY GOOD STRATEGY.

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>> NOW, LADIES, WE'RE GONNA BE

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LOOKING FOR A STRONG FAMILY

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RESEMBLANCE.

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A TRUE EXPRESSION OF YOUR DRAG.

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ATTENTION!

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GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.

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AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN...

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WIN!

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>> SO YOU'VE NEVER, EVER BEEN

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IN DRAG BEFORE?

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>> NO, I HAVE NOT.

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>> OKAY.

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[laughs]

283
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WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR DIVA

284
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INSPIRATIONS?

285
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>> UH...

286
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JUDY GARLAND.

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>> I CAN SEE US DOING A

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JUDY/LIZA KIND OF THING

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TOGETHER.

290
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>> I KNEW JUDY, BY THE WAY.

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>> YOU DID?

292
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>> YES.

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>> YOU KNEW JUDY GARLAND?

294
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WHAT WAS SHE LIKE?

295
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>> SHE WAS ACTUALLY REALLY NICE.

296
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>> THAT'S AMAZING.

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I FEEL LIKE THE LUCKIEST DRAG

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QUEEN IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW,

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'CAUSE I KNOW THESE YOUNG GUYS

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DON'T HAVE STORIES LIKE THAT.

301
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AND LOOK, DETOX IS MORE

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CONCERNED ABOUT SLEEPING WITH

303
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HER, UM...

304
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>> I CAN TELL.

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>> HA!

306
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>> EVEN THOUGH I GOT PAIRED UP

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WITH THE OLDEST VET, I GET TO

308
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WORK WITH ONE OF THE SWEETEST,

309
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COOLEST PEOPLE IN THE ROOM.

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>> WE HAVE TO GIVE YOU BODY.

311
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>> OKAY.

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>> STAND UP FOR ME.

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>> YOU CAN'T TELL IN THESE

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PANTS, BUT I HAVE A BIG BUTT.

315
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>> DO YOU HAVE A BIG BUTT?

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THAT'S PERFECT, 'CAUSE I HAVE A

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HUGE ASS.

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OH, IT IS A NICE BUTT.

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WE'RE STILL GONNA MAKE IT

320
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BIGGER.

321
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>> I GOT A REALLY HOT GUY.

322
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LIKE, AH, JESUS.

323
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HE'S REALLY SWEET, AND A TOTAL

324
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SISSY, AND I REALLY LIKE THAT.

325
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I JUST WANT ALL YOU BITCHES TO

326
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PAY ATTENTION REALLY QUICK.

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AND LET AARON SHOW YOU HOW IT'S

328
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FUCKING DONE.

329
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>> OH, MY GOD, SHE'S DONE THIS

330
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BEFORE.

331
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>> I LOVE IT!

332
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>> I'M NOT HAPPY AT ALL.

333
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IZZY IS SHORTER, AND HE'S HAIRY.

334
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>> I'M PISSED.

335
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>> COMING UP...

336
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CAN WE SEE A LITTLE BIT OF HER

337
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WALK?

338
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>> YEAH.

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>> OOH--WHOA, WHOA.

340
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>> I GOT--I GOT IT.

341
00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:33,406
>> REALLY?

342
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,541
>> I THINK I MIGHT HAVE KILLED

343
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JUDY GARLAND.

344
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>> [laughs]

345
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>> [laughs]

346
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,287
>> TODAY, WE HAVE TO MAKE OVER

347
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OUR GAY VET.

348
00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,590
HAVE YOU EVER WORN LEG AVENUE?

349
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>> [laughs] NO.

350
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>> AND WE HAVE TO DO A COMPLETE

351
00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:56,196
FAMILY RESEMBLANCE RUNWAY LOOK.

352
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IS THAT THE MICHAEL LEVINE

353
00:09:57,564 --> 00:09:58,298
FABRIC?

354
00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,132
OH, MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA BE

355
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GORGEOUS.

356
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,635
[chuckles]

357
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>> GIVE ME A LITTLE RUNWAY.

358
00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:09,542
OH, FUCK.

359
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,477
>> OH, MY GOD, HOLD ON.

360
00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:12,012
I GOTTA SEE THIS.

361
00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,380
YOU LOOK LIKE JENNIFER LOPEZ AS

362
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JESUS.

363
00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:15,949
[laughs]

364
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:16,784
>> I GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN'

365
00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:17,484
FOR Y'ALL.

366
00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:18,986
I HAVE A FUEL UNDER MY ASS.

367
00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,087
HE'S GOING TO BE DROP-DEAD

368
00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,122
GORGEOUS.

369
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,056
>> GET NAKED.

370
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:26,059
LET'S TRY THIS ON YOU.

371
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,427
I'M HAVING A DIFFICULT TIME

372
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:28,729
WORKING WITH MY PARTNER BECAUSE

373
00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:29,963
HE'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

374
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[whistles]

375
00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:32,232
SO DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR

376
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ANYTHING?

377
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,768
>> NO.

378
00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,536
>> THANK YOU, GAY GOD.

379
00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:37,905
I JUST GOT LADY WOOD FOR YOU

380
00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:39,406
WALKING.

381
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,908
>> IF DETOX DOESN'T WIN THIS

382
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CHALLENGE, SHE'LL HAVE NO ONE TO

383
00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,244
BLAME BUT HERSELF.

384
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,278
HERE, PUT ON THESE.

385
00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:46,379
>> OKAY.

386
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:47,981
YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND THAT

387
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,950
BENDING OVER CAN BE A TRIP

388
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SOMETIMES.

389
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:53,286
I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION.

390
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IN FACT, I FELL DOWN THE OTHER

391
00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:55,422
DAY.

392
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>> DAVE'S KIND OF TOP-HEAVY, AND

393
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,359
IT MAKES IT VERY HARD FOR HIM TO

394
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WALK AROUND.

395
00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:01,695
HOLD MY HAND.

396
00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,263
FOCUS ON WALKING ON YOUR TOES A

397
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,264
LITTLE BIT MORE.

398
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,598
IT'S A DISTINCT POSSIBILITY I'M

399
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:06,666
GOING TO BE IN THE BOTTOM TWO

400
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,435
TOMORROW.

401
00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:09,102
OKAY.

402
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:09,770
>> OOH--WHOA, WHOA.

403
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:10,570
>> I GOT--I GOT IT.

404
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:11,538
>> YOU OKAY?

405
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,041
THIS BIG, BUFF MAN IN CAMOUFLAGE

406
00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:17,945
PANTS AND A PAIR OF HEELS.

407
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,179
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE PUTTING A

408
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,047
MAN'S BREASTS ON.

409
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,181
>> [laughs]

410
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,283
>> OH, GOD, STEVE, WE'VE GOT TO

411
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,651
PULL THIS OFF.

412
00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:26,086
'CAUSE IF I'M IN THE BOTTOM TWO,

413
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:29,757
THIS MAY BE MY LAST SUPPER.

414
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:33,693
>> YOU HAVEN'T?

415
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:34,394
>> UH-UH.

416
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:35,295
>> WELL, HOW'D YOU GET YOURS,

417
00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:35,963
THEN?

418
00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,064
>> MY FRIEND MADE THEM FOR ME.

419
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,398
>> OH.

420
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,632
>> I'VE SEEN A YOUTUBE VIDEO OF

421
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,168
IT.

422
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,602
ALL I HAVE IS A PAIR OF SCISSORS

423
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:45,472
AND THIS REALLY HARD FOAM, AND

424
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,775
SO I'M JUST HOPING THEY'LL LOOK

425
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,777
PASSABLE.

426
00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,378
WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO, LIKE, GET

427
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,612
INTO THE MILITARY?

428
00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:54,447
>> I GREW UP IN FOSTER CARE, AND

429
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:57,084
MY 18TH BIRTHDAY, MY FOSTER MOM

430
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:58,151
WAS LIKE, "YOU HAVE TO FIND A

431
00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:58,919
PLACE TO LIVE.

432
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,220
I'LL GIVE YOU A WEEK."

433
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,122
AND SO I JOINED THE MILITARY,

434
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,257
AND I GOT OUT OF IT STRUCTURE,

435
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:05,125
DISCIPLINE...

436
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:05,893
>> WOW.

437
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:06,693
>> AND NOW I'M READY TO BE OUT

438
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:07,727
ON MY OWN.

439
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,129
>> IT SHOWS A GREAT AMOUNT OF

440
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,764
WISDOM.

441
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:13,100
HE SAID, "MY LIFE NEEDS ORDER

442
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,768
THAT I NEVER GOT."

443
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:19,706
IT'S VERY ADMIRABLE.

444
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,341
ALL RIGHT, NOW REMEMBER, YOU'RE

445
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:27,815
A WOMAN, NOT A MAN.

446
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,817
WALK SOFTLY.

447
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,518
MACK IS WALKING LIKE A MACK

448
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:34,321
TRUCK DRIVER.

449
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,556
LADIES TAKE SOFT STEPS.

450
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,725
ANY ADVANTAGE I THOUGHT I HAD

451
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,160
BECAUSE OF MACK'S APPEARANCE

452
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,029
COMPLETELY VANISHES BECAUSE OF

453
00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:43,263
THIS WAY THAT HE IS HOLDING

454
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,366
HIMSELF.

455
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:47,767
>> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

456
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,536
>> all: HI, RU.

457
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:50,503
>> OH, DEAR, I SEE LOTS OF

458
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,840
TITTIES UP IN HERE.

459
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,641
HELLO, JINKX AND DAVE.

460
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:55,342
>> HELLO.

461
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,043
>> HI, RU.

462
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:57,110
>> HOW'S IT GOING OVER HERE?

463
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,511
>> HE AND I DECIDED WE'RE GOING

464
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:01,014
TO DO A JUDY AND LIZA TRIBUTE.

465
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,149
>> OH, MY GOODNESS.

466
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,550
>> AND I'VE GOT THE BACK-STORY.

467
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:04,651
>> TELL ME ABOUT THAT.

468
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:05,886
>> I THINK I MIGHT HAVE KILLED

469
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:06,954
JUDY GARLAND.

470
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,189
[record needle scratch effect]

471
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,390
WE WERE TALKING ONE NIGHT AT

472
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,459
DINNER, AND SHE ASKED ME ABOUT

473
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,793
THE NEW SLEEPING PILLS THAT WERE

474
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,095
OUT.

475
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,464
I TOLD HER ABOUT A NEW ONE, AND

476
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,367
SHE DIED OF AN OVERDOSE.

477
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,936
>> DAVE HAS GOT RU SPEECHLESS.

478
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,704
HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO, "I THINK

479
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,373
I KILLED JUDY GARLAND"?

480
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,876
HE'S A MONSOON, ALL RIGHT.

481
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,110
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, DAVE, SHE

482
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:33,380
WORKED REAL HARD TO GET THERE.

483
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,247
LISTEN, YOU KIDS GET BACK TO

484
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:35,015
WORK, AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE

485
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:35,682
YA.

486
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:36,349
>> THANK YOU.

487
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,017
>> YEAH.

488
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,451
>> ALL RIGHT.

489
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,720
HOUSE OF ALASKA.

490
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,522
MACK HAS BIG, OLD TITTIES, NO

491
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,591
MAKEUP ON, AND YOUR SKIN IS

492
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:45,458
PERFECT.

493
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,293
>> OH, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY WALK

494
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:46,960
YET.

495
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:47,961
>> WELL, RIGHT, UH...

496
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:48,661
>> CAN WE SEE A LITTLE BIT OF

497
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:52,632
IT?

498
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:56,069
>> IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS.

499
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,938
IT'S HARD BREAKING THE MAN OUT

500
00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:58,838
OF MACK.

501
00:13:58,838 --> 00:13:59,907
>> REALLY?

502
00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,341
THE ARMED SERVICES PUSHED IT

503
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,176
INSIDE OF YOU.

504
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,444
I--THAT CAME OUT WRONG.

505
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,578
>> [laughs]

506
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,080
>> YOU HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

507
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,181
YOU BETTER SISSY THAT WALK,

508
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,016
MACK.

509
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:09,816
>> YOU GOT IT, RU.

510
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,919
>> I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

511
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,720
>> DETOX AND AARON.

512
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,255
OH, MY GOODNESS, YOU ARE WORKING

513
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:15,956
ON IT ALREADY.

514
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:16,689
>> HI, RU.

515
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,658
SHE'S MY LITTLE BABY DOLL.

516
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:19,893
THE FIRST THING OUT OF HER MOUTH

517
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:20,994
WAS, "I NEED TO PUT SHOES ON

518
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,195
NOW," AND SHE'S BEEN SISSYING

519
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,430
THAT WALK UP AND DOWN THIS

520
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,497
ENTIRE WORKROOM.

521
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,398
>> GOOD, GOOD.

522
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,533
>> [laughs]

523
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,335
>> SO, AARON, DON'T ASK DON'T

524
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:29,602
TELL, HOW HAS THAT AFFECTED YOUR

525
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:30,503
LIFE?

526
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,405
>> I'VE SERVED BEFORE AND AFTER.

527
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,406
AND SERVING BEFORE, IT WAS

528
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,275
TOUGH, BECAUSE I WAS, YOU KNOW,

529
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,910
22 AND LIVING IN THE CASTRO, AND

530
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,245
LIKE GAY, GAY, GAY.

531
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:38,946
>> YEAH.

532
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,047
>> AND IT WAS SUCH CULTURE SHOCK

533
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,314
COMING BACK IN THE CLOSET.

534
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,582
>> WHAT'S IT LIKE NOW?

535
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:43,583
>> IT TAKES A LITTLE WEIGHT OFF

536
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:44,251
YOU.

537
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:44,918
>> MM-HMM.

538
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,219
>> AND IT'S NICE TO BE ABLE TO,

539
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,654
WITHOUT FEAR OF REPERCUSSION,

540
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,622
JUST REALLY BE THAT PERSON.

541
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,558
>> I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU ARE

542
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,226
HERE WITH US, AND THAT YOU ARE

543
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,962
OUT AND PROUD, AND I CANNOT WAIT

544
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:55,628
TO SEE YOU.

545
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:56,296
>> ME TOO.

546
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:56,964
>> THANK YOU, RU.

547
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:57,630
>> SEE YA.

548
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,498
>> BYE.

549
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,800
>> THE HOUSE OF MONTRESE.

550
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:01,634
>> HI, RU.

551
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,802
>> NOW, YOU'VE GOT SOME WIDE

552
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,371
HIPS, THERE.

553
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:05,805
HAVE YOU DONE DRAG BEFORE?

554
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:06,673
>> NO, NEVER, RU.

555
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:07,440
>> NEVER.

556
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,308
>> I FEEL LIKE, HOW DO THEY DO

557
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:08,976
THAT?

558
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:09,676
I MEAN, YOU GUYS GOT BALLS,

559
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:10,343
SERIOUSLY.

560
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,544
>> OH, YEAH, WE DO HAVE BALLS.

561
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:12,946
>> [laughs]

562
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,281
>> STEVE, NOW WHAT MADE YOU JOIN

563
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,548
THE MILITARY?

564
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:16,516
>> I ALWAYS HAD AN ISSUE WITH

565
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:17,784
MY--WITH BEING HOMOSEXUAL.

566
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,486
IT WAS A WAY FOR ME TO BECOME

567
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,187
STRAIGHT.

568
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:20,988
I THOUGHT I WOULD GO IN THERE,

569
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:22,222
THEY'LL BUFF YOU UP, AND YELL AT

570
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,423
YOU.

571
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,624
>> WHEN YOU HEAR THAT, YOU THINK

572
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:25,825
ABOUT THE OTHER GUYS THAT DID IT

573
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:26,659
TOO.

574
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:27,594
WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST LET PEOPLE

575
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,795
BE WHO THEY ARE?

576
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:29,829
>> I WAS YOUNG, I WAS STUPID...

577
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:30,530
>> YEAH.

578
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,264
>> THE MARINES DID TEACH ME, YOU

579
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,299
KNOW, HOW TO BE A MAN, AND HOW

580
00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:34,601
TO NOT TAKE THINGS SO SERIOUSLY.

581
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:35,602
>> A LOT LIKE DRAG.

582
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,269
>> YEAH.

583
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:36,936
>> YEAH.

584
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,538
>> NOW, LEMME TELL YA, COCO

585
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:39,706
NEEDS YOUR HELP.

586
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:40,974
SHE WAS IN THE BOTTOM TWO LAST

587
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:43,076
WEEK.

588
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,411
>> YA GOTTA BRING THAT UP, RU?

589
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,013
REALLY?

590
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:48,615
>> SHE'S COUNTING ON YOU TO BE A

591
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,017
FIERCE QUEEN.

592
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,251
>> [laughs]

593
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,085
>> ALL RIGHT, KIDS, GET BACK TO

594
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:52,752
IT.

595
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:53,553
I WILL SEE YOU ON THE MAIN

596
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:54,221
STAGE.

597
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:55,888
>> BYE, RU.

598
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,991
>> ROXXXY AND IZZY--NOW, IZZY,

599
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,726
HAVE YOU EVER DONE DRAG BEFORE?

600
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,961
>> NEVER.

601
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:02,895
>> HAVE YOU EVER WORN HEELS

602
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:03,763
BEFORE?

603
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:04,764
>> NEVER.

604
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,733
>> SO ARE YOU GONNA SHOW A

605
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,368
LITTLE OF THE--[clicks tongue]

606
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,269
'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE ANDREWS

607
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,903
ARE FAMOUS FOR.

608
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,940
DO YOU HAVE ANY PEANUT BUTTER?

609
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,209
>> NO.

610
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,277
>> [sighs]

611
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:18,845
>> WHAT'S THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE,

612
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:20,213
IN THIS CHALLENGE, FOR YOU?

613
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:20,880
>> I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT

614
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,049
WHATEVER I'M MAKING HER, THAT

615
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,183
SHE IS GONNA FEEL COMFORTABLE

616
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,717
100%.

617
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:25,918
>> WELL, I'LL LET YOU GET BACK

618
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:26,586
TO IT, OKAY?

619
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,320
>> OKAY.

620
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,022
BY NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM DO I

621
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,058
THINK I'M DONE AND FEELING GOOD.

622
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:31,991
>> ALL RIGHT, GATHER ROUND,

623
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,361
EVERYBODY!

624
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,363
NOW, TOMORROW ON THE MAIN STAGE,

625
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,730
WE'LL BE JOINED BY OUR

626
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,200
EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST JUDGES, TWO

627
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,801
MEN WHO KNOW A LOT ABOUT

628
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,203
MAKEOVERS.

629
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,971
FROM WHAT NOT TO WEAR, CLINTON

630
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,239
KELLY WILL BE HERE.

631
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,508
[cheers and applause]

632
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,543
AND FROM THE FASHION POLICE,

633
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,345
GEORGE KOTSIOPOULOS.

634
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,081
[cheers and applause]

635
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,249
OH, AND ONE MORE LITTLE THING.

636
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,950
IN ADDITION TO WALKING THE

637
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,387
RUNWAY, EACH TEAM NEEDS TO COME

638
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:03,456
UP WITH A PATRIOTIC COLOR GUARD

639
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,458
PRESENTATION.

640
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,061
SO RAISE YOUR FLAG HIGH AND

641
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:11,231
DON'T FUCK IT UP.

642
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:12,065
COMING UP...

643
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:16,503
>> MACK IS EXTREMELY MANLY.

644
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:17,370
>> OH!

645
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,171
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK

646
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,906
WE'RE DOING.

647
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,040
>> [laughs]

648
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:27,214
>> [laughs]

649
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,148
>> HOW DO YOU FEEL AT IT?

650
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,516
>> I FEEL ALIVE.

651
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:30,817
>> OUR MAIN CHALLENGE TODAY IS

652
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,086
TO MAKE GAY VETERANS INTO PART

653
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,787
OF OUR DRAG FAMILY,

654
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,055
AND TO COME UP WITH A COLOR

655
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,524
GUARD ROUTINE TO PRESENT ON THE

656
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,126
RUNWAY.

657
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:42,162
HMM, HMM, THREE...

658
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,330
>> OH, FUCK.

659
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,063
>> WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE

660
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,365
FUCK WE'RE DOING.

661
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,399
WE HAVEN'T REALLY PLANNED

662
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,467
ANYTHING, WE'RE KIND OF MAKING

663
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,270
IT UP AS WE GO.

664
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,138
OH!

665
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:54,174
[laughs]

666
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,876
CLOSER.

667
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,146
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS?

668
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,713
>> TURN, TURN, TURN.

669
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:01,514
AND TURN AROUND.

670
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,715
>> TURN AROUND.

671
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:03,750
>> DON'T FALL, DON'T FALL.

672
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,186
>> I WON'T FALL, I'M GOOD.

673
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:06,953
>> THOSE SHOES ARE KILLING YOU,

674
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,588
HUH?

675
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,856
STEVE IS DETERMINED TO DO HIS

676
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,691
REHEARSAL IN THESE HEELS, BUT

677
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,193
THE ACHES AND PAINS ARE ALL OVER

678
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,162
HIS FACE.

679
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,196
AH!

680
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:16,963
>> SHUT UP.

681
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:17,897
>> I THINK AS MUCH AS STEVE

682
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,199
WANTS TO BE PREPARED FOR WHAT IT

683
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,600
TAKES TO BE IN THESE HEELS...

684
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,601
TAKE 'EM OFF.

685
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,769
YEAH, JUST TAKE 'EM OFF.

686
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,936
I DON'T THINK HE WAS READY FOR

687
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,740
THIS.

688
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,409
>> OH, UH-UH.

689
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:30,310
>> NO?

690
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,778
>> OH, NO, BABY.

691
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,413
I'M GONNA FALL OFF OF THESE.

692
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,247
>> ARE THEY TOO HIGH?

693
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,215
>> YEAH.

694
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:35,948
>> I DON'T WANT YOU TO HURT

695
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,217
YOURSELF.

696
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,351
>> I MEAN, I DO HAVE A MEDICAL

697
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,620
CONDITION.

698
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,889
>> WHAT'S THAT?

699
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,657
>> I WILL BE HONEST WITH YOU.

700
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:50,096
AND, UH, I TOOK A MEDICINE, AND

701
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,998
IT CAUSED ME TO LOOK LIKE THIS.

702
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,466
IT WASTED THE MUSCLES IN MY

703
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,801
LEGS.

704
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,042
I JUST CAN'T HOLD MYSELF UP.

705
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:03,976
>> OKAY.

706
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:04,977
WE'RE GONNA FIND A WAY TO WORK

707
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:05,778
WITH IT.

708
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:06,513
>> OKAY.

709
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:07,747
>> I MEAN, THERE'S A MILLION AND

710
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,081
ONE THINGS WE CAN DO TO OVERCOME

711
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,317
THIS.

712
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,384
AND WE'RE A TEAM.

713
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,186
YOU'RE NOT IN THIS ALONE.

714
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:16,155
>> I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

715
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,728
>> [whimpers]

716
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,297
DAVID IS SURVIVING WITH HIV,

717
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,166
AND HIS BODY WENT THROUGH A

718
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,802
MASSIVE TRANSFORMATION, AND IT

719
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,704
MAKES IT VERY HARD FOR HIM TO

720
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,906
WALK AROUND, LET ALONE WALK IN

721
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,142
HEELS, BUT DAVE'S HEART IS SO

722
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:37,510
IN IT THAT HE WANTS TO GIVE IT

723
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,345
HIS ALL.

724
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,746
WE'RE GONNA WORK WITH IT, NOT

725
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:43,115
AGAINST YOU.

726
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,116
[up-tempo music]

727
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,553
*

728
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:47,454
>> POP THAT FOAM, GIRL.

729
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,120
POP THAT FOAM.

730
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,222
HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'?

731
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:49,889
[laughter]

732
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,090
I LOVE IT.

733
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:54,661
AND...

734
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,497
CAN WE DO THAT TOGETHER, THOUGH?

735
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,138
>> I'M JUST SCARED.

736
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,407
I'M SCARED, I'M SCARED, I'M

737
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,742
SCARED.

738
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:10,810
[hip-hop music]

739
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:14,046
**

740
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,515
>> ALL RIGHT.

741
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,617
I DON'T KNOW WHAT COLOR GUARD OR

742
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,819
FLAG TWIRLING IS.

743
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:20,787
SO LET'S START FROM SWORD

744
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:21,454
FIGHTING.

745
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:22,455
[military music]

746
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:27,226
**

747
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,060
>> AND THEN LIKE THAT, AND

748
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,228
THEN WHAT IF I TOOK THIS ONE

749
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,597
AWAY AND THEN TOUCHED YOURS?

750
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:31,398
AND THEN, YOU PULL IT BACK.

751
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,699
YOU'RE, LIKE... [groans]

752
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:33,466
[laughs]

753
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:34,133
LIKE YOU JUST TOUCHED MY

754
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,168
DICK OR MY SWORD FANTASY,

755
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,870
WHATEVER YOU CALL IT.

756
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,272
>> WELL.

757
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,308
WE'RE FIGURING IT OUT A LOT ON

758
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:42,174
THE FLY.

759
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,210
[mimics marching music]

760
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:46,379
UM...

761
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:49,015
AND THEN WHAT?

762
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,517
[up-tempo music]

763
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:51,918
>> DAVID'S USING THE FLAG AS A

764
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,252
CANE, BOTH FOR COMEDIC AND

765
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,655
PRACTICAL REASONS, BUT I

766
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,324
CHOREOGRAPHED OUR PIECE TO BE

767
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,058
WELL WITHIN HIS CAPABILITY.

768
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,293
COME ON, MAMA!

769
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:01,428
COME ON!

770
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:02,862
AND GIVE THE JUDY GARLAND A

771
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,831
LITTLE SWAGGER.

772
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,566
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO PULL AWAY

773
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:07,900
FROM CAMP AND SCHTICK IN THIS

774
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,169
COMPETITION, BUT I WOULD RATHER

775
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:13,172
HIM BE SAFE THEN TRY TO LAY ALL

776
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:14,741
THIS COMPLICATED CHOREOGRAPHY

777
00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:15,775
ON HIM.

778
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,143
IT'S ME AND MY MAMA!

779
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:18,010
>> [laughs]

780
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,879
>> DO ONE AROUND.

781
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:20,547
>> UHH!

782
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:21,381
>> MAMA, YOUR SKIRT'S FALLING

783
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,048
DOWN!

784
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:22,982
>> I KNOW.

785
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,017
>> OH, MAMA!

786
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,687
TOMORROW, I WANNA WIN FOR DAVE'S

787
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:30,089
SAKE.

788
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,090
[hip-hop music]

789
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,592
*

790
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,927
>> IT IS TIME TO BECOME WOMEN.

791
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:35,595
>> LET'S DO THIS.

792
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,697
>> READY OR NOT, HERE COMES

793
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,666
MAMA!

794
00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:40,900
>> TODAY'S ELIMINATION DAY.

795
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,201
I HAVE A BUNCH OF THINGS TO DO

796
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:43,169
WITH IZZY.

797
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:45,137
WE HAVE TO GET HIM SHAVEN.

798
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,105
IT'S TIME TO GET SOME CLIPPERS

799
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,007
AND GET THIS HAIR OFF OF HIM.

800
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:48,675
[razor vibrates]

801
00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:49,609
BLAH! UHH!

802
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,043
I HATE BODY HAIR.

803
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,979
>> [laughs]

804
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:55,448
>> FISH DUDE.

805
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:56,849
LET'S GET THIS CHEST.

806
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,751
IZZY TURNED OUT TO BE AN ANGEL.

807
00:21:58,751 --> 00:21:59,852
HE KNOWS THAT WHATEVER HE HAS TO

808
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:00,953
DO TO HELP US WIN, HE'S GONNA DO

809
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:01,621
IT.

810
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,590
HE'S DEFINITELY BEING A TROOPER

811
00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:04,591
NO PUN INTENDED.

812
00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:06,659
[laughter]

813
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:07,860
[spits]

814
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,896
YOU'RE THE ONLY HAIRY ONE HERE?

815
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,030
THAT'S OKAY 'CAUSE GUESS WHAT?

816
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:11,931
WE CAN GET RID OF HAIR.

817
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:12,665
THEY CAN'T GET RID OF THOSE

818
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:13,400
FACES.

819
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,867
>> EXACTLY.

820
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:16,736
>> ALL MAKEUP, NO TALENT.

821
00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:18,371
>> "ALL MAKEUP, NO TALENT"?

822
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:19,606
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,

823
00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:20,973
COCO?

824
00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:22,274
COCO AND STEVE ARE THROWING A

825
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:24,444
LOT OF SHADE, BUT LET'S SEE

826
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:26,278
WHEN THE FACES COME OUT 'CAUSE

827
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:27,447
COCO DON'T KNOW HOW TO PAINT

828
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:28,681
FACES.

829
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:29,482
>> SHE'S MAKING YOU A BLACK

830
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:30,617
GIRL.

831
00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:31,584
>> I AM NOT!

832
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:32,452
>> YOU ARE, GIRL!

833
00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:33,953
>> ALL THAT MAKEUP ON HIS FACE!

834
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:34,954
>> [laughs]

835
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:36,055
>> GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME,

836
00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:37,223
DETOX.

837
00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:39,025
SHIT.

838
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,226
I DON'T PAINT OTHER PEOPLE'S

839
00:22:40,226 --> 00:22:41,027
FACE.

840
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:42,028
THAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN

841
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,630
LEARN OVERNIGHT, AND I GOT A

842
00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,498
FEW HOURS.

843
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:47,667
>> HORCHATA LOOKS LIKE A CROSS

844
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,836
BETWEEN ONE OF THE JACKSON 5s

845
00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:52,038
AND A MEMBER FROM CATS.

846
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:53,406
>> OH, SHIT.

847
00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,307
I LOOK SCARY.

848
00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:56,509
[hip-hop music]

849
00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:57,209
>> AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?

850
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:57,977
YOU KNOW I DON'T KNOW HOW TO

851
00:22:57,977 --> 00:22:58,945
GLUE DOWN BROWS.

852
00:22:58,945 --> 00:22:59,946
SWEETIE, WE'RE IN A COMPETITION.

853
00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:01,047
I CAN'T HELP YOU OR YOUR MANLY

854
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:01,681
MAN.

855
00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:04,283
>> BUT LOOK HOW PRETTY HE IS.

856
00:23:04,283 --> 00:23:06,553
>> TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED WHEN

857
00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:07,854
YOU WERE DISCOVERED TO BE A

858
00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:09,989
HOMOSEXUAL IN THE SERVICE.

859
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,524
>> THE HOUSE THAT I HAD IN

860
00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:13,526
WASHINGTON, D.C., WE HAD FOUR OF

861
00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:15,762
US, TWO MARINES AND TWO SAILORS.

862
00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:17,296
WE DECIDED WE WANTED TO GO TO

863
00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:19,331
OUR FAVORITE GAY BAR IN FULL

864
00:23:19,331 --> 00:23:20,933
UNIFORM, WHAT WE CALLED "HIGH

865
00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,702
DRAG" IN THOSE DAYS.

866
00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,671
THERE WAS A SPY.

867
00:23:24,671 --> 00:23:26,238
IT GOT BACK TO THE BASE, AND

868
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,040
ALL FOUR OF US WERE PUT ON

869
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,108
NOTICE THAT WE WERE GOING TO

870
00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:32,344
BE DISCHARGED FOR BEING GAY.

871
00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:33,480
HE'S BEEN THROUGH EVERYTHING

872
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:34,213
THAT YOU COULD GUESS A

873
00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:36,916
67-YEAR-OLD GAY VETERAN COULD

874
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,218
HAVE POSSIBLY BEEN THROUGH.

875
00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:40,920
>> ONE OF THE BOYS ENDED UP

876
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,088
BEING COURT MARTIALED BECAUSE,

877
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,723
IN THOSE DAYS, IT WAS ILLEGAL

878
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,758
TO BE GAY, AND HE ENDED UP IN

879
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,760
LEAVENWORTH WARD FOR A YEAR.

880
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,695
>> IT'S SO IMPORTANT TO LEARN

881
00:23:48,695 --> 00:23:50,597
ABOUT THE STRUGGLES THAT PEOPLE

882
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,031
LIKE DAVE HAVE BEEN THROUGH TO

883
00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:53,866
GET US THE RIGHTS THAT WE TAKE

884
00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:56,603
FOR GRANTED.

885
00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:57,604
[hip-hop music]

886
00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,438
**

887
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,339
>> SO THAT CAR ACCIDENT THAT

888
00:24:00,339 --> 00:24:01,373
YOU WERE IN, WHAT HAPPENED

889
00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:02,408
THERE?

890
00:24:02,408 --> 00:24:05,111
>> I WAS LEAVING A GIG, AND

891
00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:06,378
APPARENTLY, THERE WAS THIS GUY

892
00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:07,914
WHO GOT KICKED OUT OF THE BAR.

893
00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:09,181
HE LEFT HIS CAR PARKED IN THE

894
00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:10,216
MIDDLE OF THE FREEWAY WITH NO

895
00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:11,618
LIGHTS ON AND WAS SLEEPING IN

896
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:12,485
HIS CAR.

897
00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:14,220
WE JUST RAN INTO HIM GOING 80 OR

898
00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:16,288
90 MILES AN HOUR.

899
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,557
MY FACE KIND OF RICOCHETED OFF

900
00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:19,225
THE WINDSHIELD, AND I LOST,

901
00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:21,628
LIKE, THIS PART OF MY FOREHEAD.

902
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:22,995
I SEVERED THE MAIN ARTERY IN MY

903
00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:24,831
HEAD, AND, LIKE, ALMOST BLED

904
00:24:24,831 --> 00:24:26,866
OUT IN A MATTER OF MINUTES.

905
00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:30,069
>> JESUS CHRIST.

906
00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:31,604
DID THAT CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT

907
00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:32,605
YOU?

908
00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:33,472
>> I DIDN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE FOR,

909
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,274
LIKE, TWO MONTHS BECAUSE I JUST

910
00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:37,644
FELT LIKE SUCH A FRANKENSTEIN.

911
00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:41,447
AFTER THE ACCIDENT, IT WAS

912
00:24:41,447 --> 00:24:42,615
PRETTY TRAUMATIZING BECAUSE I

913
00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:43,650
WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR SO

914
00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:45,017
LONG, AND I WAS REALLY WEAK.

915
00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:46,986
I WAS SO DEPRESSED.

916
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,354
I WOULD GO VISIT DRAG SHOWS,

917
00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:49,889
AND THEY REALLY KINDA PULLED ME

918
00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:50,690
OUT OF THAT, AND, WE'RE, LIKE,

919
00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:51,591
"JUST GET BACK INTO IT, GIRL.

920
00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:53,159
YOU LOOK FINE, YOU'LL BE GOOD."

921
00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:54,994
GETTING BACK INTO DOING DRAG AND

922
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,328
THROWING MYSELF INTO MY WORK

923
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,798
REALLY HELPED ME, BUT I STILL

924
00:24:58,798 --> 00:25:00,032
CAN'T GROW EYEBROWS ON THIS

925
00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:00,933
SIDE.

926
00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:02,434
LUCKILY, I CAN PAINT THEM ON.

927
00:25:02,434 --> 00:25:04,937
[snickers]

928
00:25:04,937 --> 00:25:06,739
I JUST PULL IT DOWN AND THEN

929
00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:08,675
TAKE THE REST OF YOUR WEED

930
00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:10,142
WHACKER AND PULL IT ALL THE WAY

931
00:25:10,142 --> 00:25:10,810
BACK.

932
00:25:10,810 --> 00:25:12,144
>> THAT'S NOT GONNA HURT?

933
00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:13,245
>> NO, JUST TRY IT.

934
00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:13,980
>> [laughs]

935
00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,682
>> NOW, WHAT DO YOU TAPE IT TO?

936
00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:16,549
>> YOU PULL THE TAPE UP TO

937
00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:17,216
YOUR BUTT.

938
00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:18,751
[tape ripping]

939
00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:21,153
IT'S TIME FOR STEVE TO TUCK,

940
00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:23,522
AND THIS IS A PROCESS,

941
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:27,126
A VERY LONG PROCESS.

942
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:29,095
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THIS?

943
00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:31,964
THE BUCKET'S SLIPPING OUT.

944
00:25:31,964 --> 00:25:33,065
>> DO I HAVE TO COME BACK THERE

945
00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:35,101
AND PUT IT UP FOR YOU?

946
00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:36,636
'CAUSE I WILL.

947
00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:38,437
>> OH, LOOKS LIKE CAMEL TOE.

948
00:25:38,437 --> 00:25:40,172
>> CAMEL TOE IS IN THIS SEASON.

949
00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:41,040
[chuckling]

950
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,008
>> [whistles]

951
00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:44,043
CAN'T WALK IN IT.

952
00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:45,211
>> COMING UP...

953
00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,312
>> YOU WERE MAKING MAJOR

954
00:25:46,312 --> 00:25:47,013
MISSTEPS.

955
00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:48,314
>> AND THAT WAS NOT GLAMOROUS.

956
00:25:48,314 --> 00:25:49,248
IT WAS NOT ELEGANT.

957
00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:50,382
IT WAS NOT CHIC.

958
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:51,450
>> JUST SHOW US A SMILE FROM

959
00:25:51,450 --> 00:25:53,586
TIME TO TIME.

960
00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:55,554
>> [laughs]

961
00:25:58,190 --> 00:26:00,059
>> [laughs]

962
00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,127
[dramatic music]

963
00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:07,399
*

964
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,101
[up-tempo music]

965
00:26:09,101 --> 00:26:10,502
>> all:* COVER GIRL

966
00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:13,072
* PUT THE BASS IN YOUR WALK

967
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:14,206
* HEAD TO TOE

968
00:26:14,206 --> 00:26:17,276
* LET YOUR WHOLE BODY TALK

969
00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:19,411
* AND WHAT?

970
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,213
>> WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF

971
00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:23,349
RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

972
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:26,018
MICHELLE VISAGE, FOR THOSE ABOUT

973
00:26:26,018 --> 00:26:28,020
TO FROCK, WE SALUTE YOU.

974
00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:29,155
>> AHOY!

975
00:26:29,155 --> 00:26:30,823
>> THE GREAT SANTINO.

976
00:26:30,823 --> 00:26:32,058
>> YOU LOOK GORGEOUS, RU.

977
00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:33,092
>> THANK YOU.

978
00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:34,961
FROM WHAT NOT TO WEAR,

979
00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:36,295
CLINTON KELLY!

980
00:26:36,295 --> 00:26:38,397
GUESS WHAT I'M NOT WEARING.

981
00:26:38,464 --> 00:26:39,231
[laughter]

982
00:26:39,231 --> 00:26:39,899
MAKEUP.

983
00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:41,300
[laughter]

984
00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:41,968
IT'S TRUE.

985
00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:43,235
>> AU NATUREL, I LOVE IT.

986
00:26:43,302 --> 00:26:45,437
>> AND, FROM THE FASHION POLICE,

987
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,640
GEORGE KATSIOPOULOS.

988
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,108
NOW, ARE YOU EXCITED TO BE HERE?

989
00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:49,876
>> THIS IS MORE EXCITING THAN

990
00:26:49,876 --> 00:26:50,542
THE ACADEMY AWARDS.

991
00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:51,210
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

992
00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:52,344
>> [laughs]

993
00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:54,213
>> I LOVE THIS SHOW!

994
00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:55,915
>> SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU HERE.

995
00:26:55,915 --> 00:26:57,483
THIS WEEK, WE CHALLENGED OUR

996
00:26:57,483 --> 00:26:59,919
QUEENS TO EARN THEIR STRIPES BY

997
00:26:59,919 --> 00:27:02,388
TRANSFORMING GAY VETERANS INTO

998
00:27:02,388 --> 00:27:05,091
MEMBERS OF THEIR DRAG FAMILY.

999
00:27:05,091 --> 00:27:07,526
GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES

1000
00:27:07,526 --> 00:27:10,196
AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

1001
00:27:10,262 --> 00:27:11,263
[marching band music]

1002
00:27:11,263 --> 00:27:18,604
*

1003
00:27:28,447 --> 00:27:30,683
>> IMMEDIATELY, I DROP A FLAG.

1004
00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:31,751
BAM!

1005
00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:33,219
FUCK.

1006
00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:35,855
>> OUR FLAG ROUTINE IS FUN,

1007
00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:38,925
GOOFY, AND WEIRD, JUST LIKE ME.

1008
00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:41,694
*

1009
00:27:41,694 --> 00:27:43,262
>> HORCHATA IS TURNING IT OUT.

1010
00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:44,263
SHE'S SMILING.

1011
00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:45,197
SHE'S BUCKIN'.

1012
00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:48,467
SHE'S DOING HER THING.

1013
00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:49,235
>> EVERY TIME I LOOKED OVER AT

1014
00:27:49,235 --> 00:27:50,903
ISABELLA, SHE WAS DOING EXACTLY

1015
00:27:50,903 --> 00:27:52,004
WHAT SHE NEEDED TO DO.

1016
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:54,941
COULD NOT HAVE GONE ANY BETTER.

1017
00:27:54,941 --> 00:27:56,008
*

1018
00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:56,709
I THINK WE MIGHT PULL THROUGH

1019
00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:57,376
TONIGHT.

1020
00:27:57,376 --> 00:28:05,451
*

1021
00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:24,503
>> COMMENCE SHAKEDOWN.

1022
00:28:24,503 --> 00:28:28,040
>> LADIES, FORWARD MARCH.

1023
00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:30,376
FROM THE HOUSE OF MONSOON,

1024
00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:32,378
JINKX AND FORTUNA.

1025
00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:33,412
>> JUDY LOOKS MORE LIKE LIZA

1026
00:28:33,412 --> 00:28:34,080
THESE DAYS.

1027
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,782
>> YEAH!

1028
00:28:35,782 --> 00:28:38,350
>> WE ARE SERVING MAMA AND GYPSY

1029
00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:39,018
REALNESS.

1030
00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:40,086
I THINK WE REALLY HIT THE NAIL

1031
00:28:40,086 --> 00:28:41,553
ON THE HEAD WITH THIS ONE.

1032
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:42,889
MEET ME IN THE MIDDLE AND GIVE

1033
00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:44,390
'EM A LITTLE HIP!

1034
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,392
HERE WE GO, AND, OH!

1035
00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:47,293
YOU GOT IT!

1036
00:28:47,293 --> 00:28:48,127
[laughter]

1037
00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:50,696
NOW, THAT'S ENTER-TAINT-MENT.

1038
00:28:50,763 --> 00:28:53,766
THE HOUSE OF ANDREWS, ROXXXY AND

1039
00:28:53,766 --> 00:28:54,566
ISABELLA.

1040
00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:56,235
>> THAT'S THE ANDREWS SISTERS.

1041
00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:57,603
>> UH-HUH.

1042
00:28:57,603 --> 00:28:58,771
>> BAM!

1043
00:28:58,771 --> 00:29:00,272
>> THE LOOK ON IZZY'S FACE, SHE

1044
00:29:00,272 --> 00:29:01,340
IS FEELING IT.

1045
00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:02,308
SHE IS LOVING IT.

1046
00:29:02,308 --> 00:29:04,543
YEAH, BITCHES, GET INTO IT.

1047
00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:05,577
>> THE MISSING KARDASHIAN

1048
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:06,578
SISTERS.

1049
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:07,713
>> BIG BOOTIES MUST RUN IN THE

1050
00:29:07,713 --> 00:29:08,514
FAMILY.

1051
00:29:08,514 --> 00:29:09,381
>> YEAH.

1052
00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:11,884
>> THE HOUSE OF ALASKA FEATURING

1053
00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:14,620
ALASKA AND NEBRASKA, CAT

1054
00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:15,621
BURGLARS.

1055
00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:16,823
>> OKAY, THAT'S MORE LIKE MISS

1056
00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:18,357
NEBRASKA 'CAUSE SHE IS A BEAUTY

1057
00:29:18,357 --> 00:29:19,025
QUEEN.

1058
00:29:19,025 --> 00:29:20,326
>> YES.

1059
00:29:20,326 --> 00:29:21,493
>> WE'RE FEELING GOOD.

1060
00:29:21,493 --> 00:29:23,195
WE'RE SKIPPING DOWN THE RUNWAY.

1061
00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:24,663
I'M VERY PROUD OF LITTLE

1062
00:29:24,663 --> 00:29:25,798
NEBRASKA.

1063
00:29:25,798 --> 00:29:26,598
>> I DIDN'T KNOW PATTY HEARST

1064
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:27,266
HAD DAUGHTERS.

1065
00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:28,234
>> UH-HUH.

1066
00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:30,636
[laughter]

1067
00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:34,240
>> THE HOUSE OF DETOX: DETOX AND

1068
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,243
BETHADONE, HUNTING FOR RED

1069
00:29:37,243 --> 00:29:38,477
OCTOBER.

1070
00:29:38,544 --> 00:29:39,645
>> BETHADONE AND I ARE STOMPING

1071
00:29:39,645 --> 00:29:41,247
IT OUT AND BEING PLAYFUL, AND

1072
00:29:41,247 --> 00:29:42,114
YOU CAN JUST TELL THAT HE'S

1073
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:43,615
LIVING FOR HIMSELF, WHICH IS THE

1074
00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:45,551
PURPOSE OF THIS WHOLE CHALLENGE.

1075
00:29:45,551 --> 00:29:48,154
>> AMERICA THE BOOTY-FUL.

1076
00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:49,889
LUCKY FOR THESE GIRLS, IT'S

1077
00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:50,923
FLEET WEEK.

1078
00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:52,859
THE HOUSE OF MONTRESE!

1079
00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:56,462
COCO AND HORCHATA MONTRESE.

1080
00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:58,397
MM, I'M THIRSTY.

1081
00:29:58,464 --> 00:29:59,431
>> HORCHATA'S GIVING YOU NOTHING

1082
00:29:59,431 --> 00:30:01,400
BUT PURE SHOW GIRL, AND I'M

1083
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,869
GIVING YOU NOTHING BUT RED

1084
00:30:02,869 --> 00:30:05,404
CARPET, MONTRESE-STYLE.

1085
00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:07,373
>> RED SKY AT NIGHT, SAILOR'S

1086
00:30:07,373 --> 00:30:08,340
DELIGHT.

1087
00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:10,042
>> IS THAT YOUR BOA, OR ARE YOU

1088
00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:11,743
JUST READY TO FLOCK ME?

1089
00:30:11,743 --> 00:30:13,980
>> [laughs]

1090
00:30:14,046 --> 00:30:14,847
COMING UP...

1091
00:30:14,847 --> 00:30:16,015
>> THE BOOTS ARE JUST

1092
00:30:16,015 --> 00:30:16,715
UNFORGIVABLE.

1093
00:30:16,715 --> 00:30:17,950
I HATE THEM.

1094
00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:19,986
>> THOSE PADS, IT LOOKS LIKE

1095
00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:21,888
THERE'S HAMS IN THERE.

1096
00:30:21,888 --> 00:30:22,922
>> YOU SEEM VERY UPSET.

1097
00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:25,257
>> IT WAS A SHIT SHOW.

1098
00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:26,758
>> [laughs]

1099
00:30:29,228 --> 00:30:31,497
>> [laughs]

1100
00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:33,532
WELCOME, LADIES!

1101
00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:37,169
FIRST UP, THE HOUSE OF MONSOON,

1102
00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:39,571
JINKX AND FORTUNA.

1103
00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:41,207
DAVE, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR

1104
00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:42,374
BEFORE.

1105
00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:45,111
AND LOOK AT YOU NOW.

1106
00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:46,245
>> AS COMPLICATED AS YOUR

1107
00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:48,280
CHOREOGRAPHY WAS, YOU WERE BOTH

1108
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,382
IN SYNC WITH ONE ANOTHER, AND IT

1109
00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:52,584
WASN'T OVERLY COMPLICATED WHERE

1110
00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:53,986
YOU WERE DROPPING THINGS OR

1111
00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:56,055
MAKING MAJOR MISSTEPS.

1112
00:30:56,055 --> 00:30:57,723
>> YOU DID HAVE A VERY DIFFICULT

1113
00:30:57,723 --> 00:30:59,358
TASK DRESSING SOMEONE IN THEIR

1114
00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:01,260
60s, AND I ACTUALLY WOULDN'T

1115
00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:01,928
CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT THE

1116
00:31:01,928 --> 00:31:02,528
STYLING.

1117
00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:03,329
I THINK YOU GUYS LOOK

1118
00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:04,263
INCREDIBLE.

1119
00:31:04,263 --> 00:31:05,564
>> WELL, DAVE, I'M HONORED TO

1120
00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:07,133
HAVE YOU HERE ESPECIALLY SINCE

1121
00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:08,935
YOU'RE ONE OF THE QUEENS FROM

1122
00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:10,236
BACK IN THE DAY.

1123
00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:10,970
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY

1124
00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:11,637
"THE OLDEST."

1125
00:31:11,637 --> 00:31:12,404
>> [laughs]

1126
00:31:12,404 --> 00:31:13,739
>> THAT WOULD BE MICHELLE.

1127
00:31:13,739 --> 00:31:16,943
[laughter]

1128
00:31:17,009 --> 00:31:18,777
>> UP NEXT: THE HOUSE OF

1129
00:31:18,777 --> 00:31:22,214
ANDREWS, ROXXXY AND ISABELLA.

1130
00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:24,250
NOW, THIS IS IZZY BEFORE,

1131
00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:27,086
AND THIS IS ISABELLA.

1132
00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:28,955
SO HOW DO YOU FEEL, IZZY?

1133
00:31:28,955 --> 00:31:29,888
>> I FEEL LIKE I COULD GIVE

1134
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,857
SANTINO A MUSTACHE RIDE.

1135
00:31:31,857 --> 00:31:33,492
>> [shouts]

1136
00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:34,660
>> COME ON WITH IT!

1137
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:35,727
>> ONE THING ABOUT THE HOUSE OF

1138
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,196
ANDREWS: WE'RE HOS, MISS THANG,

1139
00:31:37,196 --> 00:31:38,464
AND THIS ONE CAME RIGHT INTO

1140
00:31:38,464 --> 00:31:39,065
IT.

1141
00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:40,699
>> YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.

1142
00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:41,667
I LOVE THAT YOU DID THE

1143
00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:43,569
TRADITIONAL ANDREWS ASS,

1144
00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:46,438
AND YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE FAMILY

1145
00:31:46,438 --> 00:31:47,106
MEMBERS.

1146
00:31:47,106 --> 00:31:47,773
>> WOW.

1147
00:31:47,773 --> 00:31:48,941
>> YOU WERE IN PERFECT UNISON

1148
00:31:48,941 --> 00:31:49,808
FOR MOST OF THE ROUTINE, WHICH

1149
00:31:49,808 --> 00:31:51,877
WAS REALLY FUN, AND, ISABELLA,

1150
00:31:51,877 --> 00:31:53,946
THAT BOOTY SHAKE WAS SERIOUSLY

1151
00:31:53,946 --> 00:31:54,780
GRADE A.

1152
00:31:54,846 --> 00:31:55,847
I MEAN, I COULD NOT GET OVER

1153
00:31:55,847 --> 00:31:56,748
THAT.

1154
00:31:56,815 --> 00:31:58,217
>> NEXT UP, FROM THE HOUSE OF

1155
00:31:58,217 --> 00:32:01,120
ALASKA, ALASKA, THE 49TH STATE,

1156
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,123
AND NEBRASKA, THE 37TH STATE.

1157
00:32:04,190 --> 00:32:04,957
>> OHH.

1158
00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:06,192
>> MACK, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT

1159
00:32:06,192 --> 00:32:08,160
YOUR BEFORE PICTURE, AND LET'S

1160
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,129
TAKE A LOOK AT YOU NOW.

1161
00:32:10,129 --> 00:32:11,530
OOH, OOH!

1162
00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:12,698
NEBRASKA, TELL ME ABOUT THE

1163
00:32:12,698 --> 00:32:13,365
CHALLENGE.

1164
00:32:13,365 --> 00:32:14,166
WHAT WAS THE HARDEST PART?

1165
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:15,234
>> I WAS A LITTLE BIT

1166
00:32:15,234 --> 00:32:16,668
UNCOMFORTABLE AT THE BEGINNING,

1167
00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:17,903
AND AS SOON AS SHE BROUGHT OUT

1168
00:32:17,903 --> 00:32:19,238
THE WEAPONS AND I WAS IN THE

1169
00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:21,007
GEAR, I WAS READY FOR BATTLE.

1170
00:32:21,007 --> 00:32:22,841
>> STOP USING SEX AS A WEAPON,

1171
00:32:22,841 --> 00:32:23,509
NEBRASKA.

1172
00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:24,443
>> [laughs]

1173
00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:26,012
>> WELL, DIDN'T YOU GET THE

1174
00:32:26,012 --> 00:32:27,279
PRETTY PEARL?

1175
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:28,514
I MEAN, NEBRASKA CAME OUT, AND I

1176
00:32:28,514 --> 00:32:30,282
WAS, LIKE, "WHOA!"

1177
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:32,684
THE FLAG ROUTINE DIDN'T REALLY

1178
00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:33,385
COME OFF THE WAY YOU WANTED IT

1179
00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:34,053
TO.

1180
00:32:34,053 --> 00:32:35,121
I THINK THERE WERE THINGS OUT OF

1181
00:32:35,121 --> 00:32:36,555
SYNC AND FALLING APART HERE AND

1182
00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:37,223
THERE.

1183
00:32:37,223 --> 00:32:39,058
>> THOSE HIP PADS, I MEAN, IT

1184
00:32:39,058 --> 00:32:41,060
LOOKS LIKE THERE'S HAMS IN

1185
00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:41,727
THERE.

1186
00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:43,095
>> YOU HAD, LIKE, THE PERFECT

1187
00:32:43,095 --> 00:32:44,363
MODEL TO WORK WITH, AND IT

1188
00:32:44,363 --> 00:32:46,265
JUST MAKES ME SAD TO SEE LUMPY

1189
00:32:46,265 --> 00:32:48,334
PADDING, AND THE BOOTS ARE JUST

1190
00:32:48,334 --> 00:32:49,335
UNFORGIVABLE.

1191
00:32:49,335 --> 00:32:52,438
I JUST HATE--I HATE THEM.

1192
00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:55,207
>> NEXT UP: THE HOUSE OF DETOX,

1193
00:32:55,207 --> 00:32:57,976
DETOX AND BETHADONE.

1194
00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:58,644
>> HELLO.

1195
00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:00,879
>> THIS IS AARON BEFORE, AND

1196
00:33:00,879 --> 00:33:02,581
LOOK AT YOU NOW.

1197
00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:04,283
SO, BETHADONE, WHAT WAS TOUGHER:

1198
00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:05,684
BASIC TRAINING OR GETTING UP

1199
00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:06,985
INTO DRAG?

1200
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,020
>> I'M DEFINITELY GONNA HAVE TO

1201
00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:08,820
SAY BASIC TRAINING...

1202
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,056
[laughter]

1203
00:33:10,056 --> 00:33:11,223
BUT THIS DEFINITELY WASN'T

1204
00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:12,024
EASY.

1205
00:33:12,024 --> 00:33:13,725
>> I'M INTERESTED IN WHY DETOX

1206
00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:14,893
PUT THAT BOW IN THE FRONT AFTER

1207
00:33:14,893 --> 00:33:16,062
WE READ ROXXXY DOWN FOR THAT.

1208
00:33:16,062 --> 00:33:17,063
>> OH, 'CAUSE I DON'T PAY

1209
00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:17,963
ATTENTION TO ROXY.

1210
00:33:17,963 --> 00:33:20,232
[laughter]

1211
00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:21,300
>> BUT YOU SHOULD PAY ATTENTION

1212
00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:23,035
TO CRITIQUES.

1213
00:33:23,035 --> 00:33:24,936
>> THAT PERFORMANCE, YOU DROPPED

1214
00:33:24,936 --> 00:33:25,737
THE FLAG.

1215
00:33:25,737 --> 00:33:27,106
THEY GOT TWISTED UP.

1216
00:33:27,106 --> 00:33:28,107
GOD, IT WAS JUST--

1217
00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:30,042
>> IT WAS A SHIT SHOW.

1218
00:33:30,042 --> 00:33:31,077
>> BETHADONE LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS

1219
00:33:31,077 --> 00:33:31,743
HAVING A LOT OF FUN.

1220
00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:32,878
SHE WAS REALLY SMILING, AND YOU

1221
00:33:32,878 --> 00:33:33,945
DIDN'T SEEM TO BE HAVING AS MUCH

1222
00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:34,613
FUN.

1223
00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:35,881
JUST SHOW US A SMILE FROM TIME

1224
00:33:35,881 --> 00:33:37,216
TO TIME.

1225
00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:38,850
>> ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP: THE HOUSE

1226
00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:42,321
OF MONTRESE, COCO AND HORCHATA.

1227
00:33:42,388 --> 00:33:44,723
NOW, THIS IS STEVE BEFORE, AND

1228
00:33:44,723 --> 00:33:46,658
LOOK AT YOU NOW.

1229
00:33:46,658 --> 00:33:48,127
STEVE, WHAT WAS THE HARDEST PART

1230
00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:49,195
OF IT FOR YOU?

1231
00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:50,296
>> THE HEELS AND THE MAKEUP.

1232
00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:51,497
>> GOOD, THEN, IT'S WORKING.

1233
00:33:51,497 --> 00:33:52,831
>> [chuckles]

1234
00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:54,400
>> YOU GUYS REALLY WENT FOR,

1235
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:55,934
LIKE, THE OLYMPICS HERE WITH

1236
00:33:55,934 --> 00:33:57,536
YOUR FLAG ROUTINES.

1237
00:33:57,536 --> 00:33:59,505
IT'S NOT NECESSARY.

1238
00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:01,107
>> I CAN TELL THAT YOU'VE NEVER

1239
00:34:01,107 --> 00:34:02,141
DONE SOMEONE ELSE'S HAIR AND

1240
00:34:02,141 --> 00:34:03,309
MAKEUP.

1241
00:34:03,309 --> 00:34:05,111
THERE'S SUBTLE BLENDING AND

1242
00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:07,379
HIGHLIGHTING THAT YOU DIDN'T DO.

1243
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,281
>> AND THE IRREGULAR HEM MAKES

1244
00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:11,250
IT SEEM LIKE YOU MADE A GOWN FOR

1245
00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:12,151
YOURSELF AND YOU GAVE YOUR

1246
00:34:12,151 --> 00:34:13,619
SISTER THE SCRAPS THAT WERE KIND

1247
00:34:13,619 --> 00:34:16,322
OF LEFT OVER.

1248
00:34:16,322 --> 00:34:18,424
>> YOU SEEM VERY UPSET.

1249
00:34:18,424 --> 00:34:19,658
>> IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY WEEK, I'M

1250
00:34:19,658 --> 00:34:20,626
LETTING YOU DOWN, I'M LETTING

1251
00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:21,993
YOU DOWN, I'M LETTING YOU DOWN.

1252
00:34:21,993 --> 00:34:24,130
>> LISTEN, IT'S PART OF THE GAME

1253
00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:27,866
OF BEING CRITICIZED BY JUDGES.

1254
00:34:27,866 --> 00:34:29,000
I'VE BEEN IN FRONT OF ANY KIND

1255
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,469
OF CRITIC YOU CAN IMAGINE.

1256
00:34:30,469 --> 00:34:32,003
HAVE FUN WITH IT.

1257
00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:34,240
AS AN ENTERTAINER, YOU KNOW THAT

1258
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,907
IF YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN, THE

1259
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:37,676
AUDIENCE DOESN'T HAVE FUN.

1260
00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:40,279
YOU JUST GOTTA REMEMBER THAT.

1261
00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:41,913
I AM SO PROUD THAT WE GOT TO

1262
00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:44,150
SHARE THIS WITH THESE FELLAS

1263
00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:46,017
FROM THE MILITARY AND SHOWING

1264
00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:47,486
THEM WHAT THEY WERE FIGHTING

1265
00:34:47,486 --> 00:34:48,154
FOR.

1266
00:34:48,154 --> 00:34:49,155
THEY DON'T TELL THEM THAT WHEN

1267
00:34:49,155 --> 00:34:50,622
THEY ENROLL THAT YOU'RE FIGHTING

1268
00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:52,958
FOR OUR FREEDOM TO DRESS UP IN

1269
00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:54,059
DRAGS.

1270
00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:56,094
THIS IS A FABULOUS COUNTRY!

1271
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,197
AND I'M SO PROUD, RIGHT NOW, TO

1272
00:34:58,197 --> 00:35:00,699
BE AN AMERICAN CITIZEN.

1273
00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:02,234
ALL RIGHT, A LITTLE KI-KI ON THE

1274
00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:02,901
STAGE.

1275
00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:04,136
>> OHH!

1276
00:35:04,136 --> 00:35:05,404
>> THANK YOU, LADIES, AND THANK

1277
00:35:05,404 --> 00:35:06,338
YOU, VETERANS.

1278
00:35:06,338 --> 00:35:07,906
NOW, WHILE YOU UNTUCK IN THE

1279
00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:09,841
INTERIOR ILLUSIONS LOUNGE, THE

1280
00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:13,979
JUDGES AND I WILL DELIBERATE.

1281
00:35:13,979 --> 00:35:15,381
ALL RIGHT, NOW, JUST BETWEEN US

1282
00:35:15,381 --> 00:35:17,349
CIVILIANS, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1283
00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:20,952
JINKX MONSOON AND FORTUNA.

1284
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,421
>> WHEN SHE AND FORTUNA CAME OUT

1285
00:35:22,421 --> 00:35:23,955
WITH THEIR FLAG ROUTINE, I

1286
00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:25,023
THOUGHT JINKX IS GOING TO BE IN

1287
00:35:25,023 --> 00:35:26,158
THE BOTTOM, BUT I HAVE TO TELL

1288
00:35:26,158 --> 00:35:27,993
YOU, SHE MADE UP FOR IT AND THEN

1289
00:35:27,993 --> 00:35:29,495
SOME WITH HER MOTHER-DAUGHTER

1290
00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:31,363
GYPSY ROSE LEE AND MAMA ROUTINE.

1291
00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:33,165
>> MY ONLY CRITICISM WOULD BE

1292
00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:37,436
THAT DAVE IS 67, BUT FORTUNA

1293
00:35:37,436 --> 00:35:38,237
LOOKS A LITTLE BIT OLDER THAN

1294
00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:38,870
THAT.

1295
00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:40,739
>> THE HOUSE OF ANDREWS, ROXXXY

1296
00:35:40,739 --> 00:35:42,140
AND ISABELLA.

1297
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,709
>> IT WASN'T TOO COMPLICATED,

1298
00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:45,411
BUT WHAT THEY DID DO, IT WAS

1299
00:35:45,411 --> 00:35:47,213
WELL PRACTICED, WELL REHEARSED.

1300
00:35:47,213 --> 00:35:49,248
ROXY DID A BANG-UP JOB.

1301
00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:51,016
>> WELL, I LOVE THE MINI ME VIBE

1302
00:35:51,016 --> 00:35:52,318
THAT THEY WERE GIVING OUT, AND

1303
00:35:52,318 --> 00:35:53,719
OH, MY GOD, THEY SHOULD JUST WIN

1304
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:54,753
ON THAT PADDING ALONE BECAUSE

1305
00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:55,654
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS

1306
00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:56,488
PADDING.

1307
00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:57,623
IT WAS AMAZING.

1308
00:35:57,623 --> 00:35:58,557
>> WHAT DID YOU THINK OF HOUSE

1309
00:35:58,557 --> 00:36:00,526
OF ALASKA AND NEBRASKA?

1310
00:36:00,526 --> 00:36:01,893
>> I THINK ALASKA NEEDS TO WORK

1311
00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:02,994
ON HER CRAFT.

1312
00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:04,430
THAT TRANSFORMATION WAS REALLY

1313
00:36:04,430 --> 00:36:06,965
WEAK COMPARED TO WHAT SHE HAD TO

1314
00:36:06,965 --> 00:36:07,833
WORK WITH.

1315
00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:10,001
>> I WAS NOT AS COMPELLED BY

1316
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,938
ALASKA AS I WAS BY NEBRASKA,

1317
00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:14,206
AND I THINK THAT'S A PROBLEM.

1318
00:36:14,206 --> 00:36:16,074
>> MOVING ON TO THE HOUSE OF

1319
00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:18,244
DETOX AND BETHADONE.

1320
00:36:18,244 --> 00:36:19,745
>> THE COMPLICATED FLAG TWIRLING

1321
00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:21,580
WAS A MESS, SERIOUSLY.

1322
00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:22,748
>> THEY LOOK LIKE DERANGED

1323
00:36:22,748 --> 00:36:25,251
RAGGEDY ANN DOLLS, AND I'M JUST

1324
00:36:25,251 --> 00:36:26,017
QUESTIONING WHETHER OR NOT

1325
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:27,686
THERE'S A TASTE LEVEL THERE.

1326
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:30,689
>> COCO AND HORCHATA MONTRESE.

1327
00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:31,557
>> POOR HORCHATA.

1328
00:36:31,557 --> 00:36:33,559
I MEAN, POOR, POOR HORCHATA.

1329
00:36:33,559 --> 00:36:34,793
>> THAT WAS NOT GLAMOROUS.

1330
00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:35,627
IT WAS NOT ELEGANT.

1331
00:36:35,627 --> 00:36:36,828
IT WAS NOT CHIC.

1332
00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:37,963
YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING COCO

1333
00:36:37,963 --> 00:36:38,697
MIGHT NEED TO GO BACK TO BEAUTY

1334
00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:39,365
SCHOOL.

1335
00:36:39,365 --> 00:36:41,032
>> THE FLAG SHOW WAS A DISASTER,

1336
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,668
AND SHE WOULD NEVER LET HERSELF

1337
00:36:42,668 --> 00:36:43,869
GO OUT WITH A BUSTED-UP FACE

1338
00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:45,737
LIKE THAT, NEVER, EVER.

1339
00:36:45,737 --> 00:36:46,605
>> NO? PLEASE.

1340
00:36:46,605 --> 00:36:48,139
>> IT WAS LIKE FRIDA KAHLO.

1341
00:36:48,139 --> 00:36:49,808
IT WAS A GIANT EYEBROW WALKING

1342
00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:51,310
DOWN THE STAGE.

1343
00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:52,478
>> SILENCE!

1344
00:36:52,478 --> 00:36:54,179
I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1345
00:36:54,179 --> 00:36:57,883
BRING BACK THE GIRLS.

1346
00:36:57,883 --> 00:37:00,018
[laughs]

1347
00:37:02,488 --> 00:37:03,989
>> [laughs]

1348
00:37:03,989 --> 00:37:05,457
WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1349
00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:07,726
I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

1350
00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:10,329
JINKX MONSOON, YOUR LIZA AND

1351
00:37:10,329 --> 00:37:13,665
JUDY-INSPIRED DRAG TOOK US OVER

1352
00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:15,100
THE RAINBOW.

1353
00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,201
YOU'RE SAFE.

1354
00:37:16,201 --> 00:37:17,235
>> THANK YOU.

1355
00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:20,205
>> I'M SAFE.

1356
00:37:20,205 --> 00:37:23,141
>> ROXXXY ANDREWS, YOU SET OUT

1357
00:37:23,141 --> 00:37:25,911
TO TURN A SALTY SEAMAN INTO YOUR

1358
00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:27,212
SEXY SISTER.

1359
00:37:27,212 --> 00:37:29,415
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

1360
00:37:29,415 --> 00:37:30,549
CON-DRAG-ULATIONS, YOU ARE THE

1361
00:37:30,549 --> 00:37:32,551
WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE.

1362
00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:34,286
[applause]

1363
00:37:34,286 --> 00:37:37,155
>> GIRL, YOU WON!

1364
00:37:37,155 --> 00:37:39,591
>> YOU AND YOUR DRAG SISTER HAVE

1365
00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:42,528
EACH WON A SHOPPING SPREE AT

1366
00:37:42,528 --> 00:37:44,296
AMERICAN APPAREL.

1367
00:37:44,296 --> 00:37:46,332
IZZY CAN DECIDE IF HE WANTS TO

1368
00:37:46,332 --> 00:37:48,099
SHOP IN THE MEN'S OR THE WOMEN'S

1369
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:48,767
DEPARTMENT.

1370
00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:49,435
[laughter]

1371
00:37:49,435 --> 00:37:50,268
>> FEMALE.

1372
00:37:50,336 --> 00:37:51,670
>> GAH!

1373
00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:53,104
THIS IS MY SECOND WIN.

1374
00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:55,574
FINALLY.

1375
00:37:55,641 --> 00:37:58,610
>> COCO MONTRESE...TONIGHT, YOU

1376
00:37:58,610 --> 00:37:59,678
DIDN'T GIVE US WHAT WE WERE

1377
00:37:59,678 --> 00:38:01,580
THIRSTY FOR.

1378
00:38:01,580 --> 00:38:03,014
I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE

1379
00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:05,717
UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1380
00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:06,585
>> OY.

1381
00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:07,252
>> OY.

1382
00:38:07,252 --> 00:38:08,620
>> [speaks Spanish]

1383
00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:10,021
>> FOR THE FOURTH TIME, DOESN'T

1384
00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:11,857
LOOK TOO GOOD.

1385
00:38:11,923 --> 00:38:14,393
>> ALASKA, YOUR CROSS-COUNTRY

1386
00:38:14,393 --> 00:38:16,395
CRIME SPREE DIDN'T STEAL THE

1387
00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:18,930
SHOW.

1388
00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:22,634
DETOX, YOUR MARINE MAKEOVER HIT

1389
00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:23,935
A SNAFU.

1390
00:38:23,935 --> 00:38:25,103
I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE

1391
00:38:25,103 --> 00:38:27,739
UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1392
00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:28,907
ALASKA, YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER

1393
00:38:28,907 --> 00:38:30,008
GIRLS.

1394
00:38:30,008 --> 00:38:34,713
>> THANK YOU.

1395
00:38:34,713 --> 00:38:37,483
>> TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1396
00:38:37,483 --> 00:38:39,585
PRIOR TO TONIGHT, YOU WERE ASKED

1397
00:38:39,585 --> 00:38:41,019
TO PREPARE A LIP-SYNCH

1398
00:38:41,019 --> 00:38:44,022
PERFORMANCE OF (IT TAKES) TWO BY

1399
00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:45,491
SEDUCTION FEATURING MICHELLE

1400
00:38:45,491 --> 00:38:46,792
VISAGE.

1401
00:38:46,792 --> 00:38:49,495
LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

1402
00:38:49,495 --> 00:38:52,464
TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE YOURSELF

1403
00:38:52,464 --> 00:38:54,366
FROM ELIMINATION.

1404
00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:57,002
THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO

1405
00:38:57,002 --> 00:39:02,240
LIP-SYNCH FOR YOUR LIFE.

1406
00:39:02,307 --> 00:39:04,275
>> ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, MY

1407
00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:06,445
LIP-SYNCHING IS PROBABLY A 25.

1408
00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:08,780
>> READY, SET, GO--LET'S DO

1409
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:09,581
THIS.

1410
00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:12,317
>> GOOD LUCK, AND DON'T FUCK

1411
00:39:12,317 --> 00:39:13,719
IT UP.

1412
00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:15,687
*

1413
00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:17,055
>> * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,

1414
00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:18,557
* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE

1415
00:39:18,557 --> 00:39:20,692
* A THING GO RIGHT

1416
00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:22,027
* IT TAKES TWO

1417
00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:25,163
* TO MAKE IT OUT OF SIGHT

1418
00:39:25,163 --> 00:39:26,465
* HEY, HEY

1419
00:39:26,465 --> 00:39:27,699
* FROM THE START

1420
00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:29,034
* IT'S PLAIN TO SEE *

1421
00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:30,536
>> I'M GIVING IT MY ALL.

1422
00:39:30,536 --> 00:39:32,337
THIS IS MICHELLE VISAGE'S SONG,

1423
00:39:32,337 --> 00:39:33,839
AND I'M GON' WEAR IT OUT JUST

1424
00:39:33,839 --> 00:39:35,941
FOR HER.

1425
00:39:35,941 --> 00:39:36,742
>> * YOU KNOW THAT

1426
00:39:36,742 --> 00:39:39,044
* IT'S A SHAME *

1427
00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:40,412
* BUT I AM HERE

1428
00:39:40,412 --> 00:39:42,313
* TO EASE YOUR PAIN

1429
00:39:42,313 --> 00:39:44,349
* BECAUSE I KNOW, TOGETHER

1430
00:39:44,349 --> 00:39:45,751
* WE CAN REALLY TURN

1431
00:39:45,751 --> 00:39:48,086
* THIS MOTHER OUT

1432
00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:48,887
* WHOO HOO

1433
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,088
* DON'T YOU KNOW THAT *

1434
00:39:50,088 --> 00:39:51,389
* IT TAKES TWO

1435
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,992
* TO MAKE A THING GO RIGHT

1436
00:39:53,992 --> 00:39:55,594
* IT TAKES TWO

1437
00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:58,497
* TO MAKE IT OUT OF SIGHT

1438
00:39:58,497 --> 00:40:00,799
* HEY, HEY, HEY

1439
00:40:00,799 --> 00:40:01,967
>> I PULL OUT ALL THESE

1440
00:40:01,967 --> 00:40:03,669
OLD-SCHOOL DANCE MOVES, AND I'M

1441
00:40:03,669 --> 00:40:04,870
JUST SITTING THERE WHOPPING IT

1442
00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:06,938
OUT AND DOING THE CABBAGE PATCH

1443
00:40:06,938 --> 00:40:08,139
AND HAVING A GOOD TIME.

1444
00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:09,841
>> * IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE

1445
00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:12,177
* A THING GO RIGHT

1446
00:40:12,177 --> 00:40:13,545
* IT TAKES TWO

1447
00:40:13,545 --> 00:40:16,381
* AH, YEAH

1448
00:40:16,381 --> 00:40:18,049
* IT TAKES TWO

1449
00:40:18,049 --> 00:40:19,585
* IT TAKES TWO

1450
00:40:19,585 --> 00:40:21,252
* YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

1451
00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:23,254
* IT TAKES TWO, IT TAKES TWO

1452
00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:26,525
* WHOA OH OH OH OH OH OH

1453
00:40:26,525 --> 00:40:27,859
* IT TAKES TWO

1454
00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:29,360
* ME AND YOU

1455
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,962
* IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE IT

1456
00:40:30,962 --> 00:40:32,063
* OUT OF SIGHT

1457
00:40:32,063 --> 00:40:33,765
* MY BABY, BABY, BABY, BABY

1458
00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:36,101
* MY BABY, BABY

1459
00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:37,402
>> YES!

1460
00:40:37,402 --> 00:40:39,404
[cheers and applause]

1461
00:40:39,404 --> 00:40:41,473
>> LADIES, I'VE MADE MY

1462
00:40:41,473 --> 00:40:45,310
DECISION.

1463
00:40:45,310 --> 00:40:50,148
DETOX, SHANTE, YOU STAY.

1464
00:40:50,148 --> 00:40:52,684
YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1465
00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:55,386
>> I'M SORRY.

1466
00:40:55,386 --> 00:40:57,523
>> COCO MONTRESE, I WANT YOU TO

1467
00:40:57,523 --> 00:40:59,090
HEAR THIS.

1468
00:40:59,090 --> 00:41:02,260
YOU NEVER LET ME DOWN, AND I AM

1469
00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:04,262
CUCKOO FOR COCO.

1470
00:41:04,262 --> 00:41:07,165
NOW SASHAY AWAY.

1471
00:41:07,165 --> 00:41:09,000
>> [crying] THANK YOU.

1472
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:09,901
[whispers] THANK YOU.

1473
00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:12,303
>> THANK YOU.

1474
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:16,341
[indistinct chatter]

1475
00:41:16,341 --> 00:41:17,509
>> THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST

1476
00:41:17,509 --> 00:41:19,244
AMAZING EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE.

1477
00:41:19,244 --> 00:41:20,979
I DID MY BEST.

1478
00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,214
I THINK ALYSSA AND I CAN PUT

1479
00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:25,150
THE PAST BEHIND US.

1480
00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:26,351
I GAINED A LOT OF CLOSURE, WHICH

1481
00:41:26,351 --> 00:41:28,854
I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE NEVER GOT

1482
00:41:28,854 --> 00:41:31,623
IF IT WASN'T FOR RUPAUL, SO I'M

1483
00:41:31,623 --> 00:41:33,124
VERY HAPPY.

1484
00:41:33,191 --> 00:41:35,794
>> MY FAB FOUR.

1485
00:41:35,794 --> 00:41:36,995
CONDRAGULATIONS.

1486
00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:38,930
VICTORY IS YOURS!

1487
00:41:38,930 --> 00:41:40,498
NOW, REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE

1488
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:42,167
YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL YOU

1489
00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:44,202
GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1490
00:41:44,202 --> 00:41:45,671
CAN I GET AN AMEN IN HERE?

1491
00:41:45,671 --> 00:41:47,172
>> all: AMEN.

1492
00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:49,307
>> NOW LET THE MUSIC PLAY.

1493
00:41:49,307 --> 00:41:50,308
[RuPaul's The Beginning]

1494
00:41:50,308 --> 00:41:52,243
*

1495
00:41:52,243 --> 00:41:54,112
>> * GET IT, GET IT

1496
00:41:54,112 --> 00:41:56,181
* G-G-GET IT RIGHT

1497
00:41:56,181 --> 00:41:58,283
* THIS IS THE BEGINNING

1498
00:41:58,283 --> 00:41:59,885
* THE BEGINNING

1499
00:41:59,885 --> 00:42:01,853
* THIS IS THE BEGINNING

1500
00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:04,422
* OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE