1 00:00:03,171 --> 00:00:03,837 >> PREVIOUSLY ON 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:04,672 RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE... 3 00:00:04,672 --> 00:00:06,374 YOU GET TO ENLIST THESE MEN 4 00:00:06,374 --> 00:00:08,609 INTO YOUR DRAG HOUSE. 5 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:09,477 >> OH, SHIT. 6 00:00:09,477 --> 00:00:10,444 I'VE NEVER DONE ANYONE ELSE'S 7 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:11,679 MAKEUP. 8 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:12,713 >> YOU ARE GOING TO BE WITH 9 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:15,149 ROXXXY ANDREWS. 10 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:15,983 >> I THINK IT WAS SABOTAGE. 11 00:00:15,983 --> 00:00:18,519 IT PISSED ME OFF. 12 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:19,520 [drum line playing] 13 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:25,326 * 14 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:26,627 >> YOU MADE A GOWN FOR YOURSELF, 15 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:27,661 AND YOU GAVE YOUR SISTER 16 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:28,796 THE SCRAPS THAT WERE KIND OF 17 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:29,663 LEFT OVER. 18 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:30,998 >> IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY WEEK I'M 19 00:00:30,998 --> 00:00:32,032 LETTING YOU DOWN, LETTING YOU 20 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,567 DOWN, LETTING YOU DOWN. 21 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,369 >> ROXXXY ANDREWS, YOU ARE THE 22 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,970 WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE. 23 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:39,173 [cheers and applause] 24 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:41,442 DETOX, SHANTE, YOU STAY. 25 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:43,010 >> [crying] THANK YOU. 26 00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:45,846 >> COCO MONTRESE, SASHAY AWAY. 27 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:48,682 >> THANK YOU. 28 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,255 >> TOP FOUR, BITCHES! 29 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:55,289 >> FINAL FOUR! 30 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:57,158 [all cheering] 31 00:00:57,158 --> 00:00:58,326 >> WE'RE BACK IN THE WERK ROOM. 32 00:00:58,326 --> 00:01:00,027 AND AFTER FOUR LIP SYNCS, 33 00:01:00,027 --> 00:01:01,929 COCO IS FINALLY GONE. 34 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:02,996 >> all: "I LOVE YOU ALL. 35 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:04,665 GIVE THEM HELL, GIRLS." 36 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:06,667 >> I PLAN ON IT. 37 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:09,337 >> WE LOVE YOU, COQUITO. 38 00:01:09,337 --> 00:01:11,004 >> I THINK THAT HER PURPOSE HERE 39 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:12,740 WAS TO GET THAT WHOLE ALYSSA 40 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,408 AND HER THING ACCOMPLISHED AND, 41 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,376 LIKE, OUT OF THE WAY. 42 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:16,610 AND I THINK THAT AFTER SHE GOT 43 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:18,312 THAT, SHE WAS KINDA JUST LIKE, 44 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:19,347 "THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED." 45 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,615 COCO MONTRESE WAS HERE BECAUSE 46 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:23,251 SHE NEEDED CLOSURE WITH ALYSSA. 47 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:24,952 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 48 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:26,387 I'M HERE TO BE AMERICA'S NEXT 49 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:27,421 DRAG SUPERSTAR. 50 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,022 >> HOW ABOUT YOU, MISS WINNER? 51 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:29,690 >> CONGRATULATIONS. 52 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:30,358 >> OH, MY GOD. 53 00:01:30,358 --> 00:01:32,893 I WON A CHALLENGE, YAY! 54 00:01:32,893 --> 00:01:34,228 DAY ONE, WE WALKED IN HERE AS 55 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:35,329 ROLASKATOX. 56 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:36,430 AND, GIRL, HERE WE STAND WITH 57 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:37,431 LITTLE JINKX. 58 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,099 NO OFFENSE, JINKX. 59 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,934 >> JINKX--IT'S LIKE ROLASKATOX 60 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,403 AND JINKX. 61 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:44,572 >> ROLASKATOX AND JINKX-- 62 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:46,474 THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE 63 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:47,308 COME TRUE. 64 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:49,343 IF ONE OF ROLASKATOX IS GIVEN 65 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:50,778 THE OPPORTUNITY TO SELL SOMEONE 66 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,280 DOWN THE RIVER, THEY'RE GONNA 67 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:53,046 CHOOSE ME. 68 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:54,182 >> I HAVE TO GO PLOT AGAINST 69 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:55,516 YOU GUYS. 70 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:56,717 >> I NEED TO GO BURN JINKX'S 71 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,152 COSTUMES FROM THE '40s AND 72 00:01:58,152 --> 00:01:59,620 THE '50s AND THE '30s. 73 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:00,621 >> IF WE'RE DOING A SEWING 74 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,156 CHALLENGE, JINKX IS GONNA BE 75 00:02:02,156 --> 00:02:03,724 LEFT OUT WITH THE TUMBLEWEEDS, 76 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:04,558 BITCH. 77 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:08,196 SHE NEEDS TO GO HOME. 78 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:09,663 [engine starts] 79 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:10,598 >> * RUPAUL DRAG RACE 80 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:11,265 >> THE WINNER OF 81 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:12,266 RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE RECEIVES 82 00:02:12,266 --> 00:02:13,334 A SICKENING SUPPLY OF 83 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,068 COLOREVOLUTION COSMETICS, 84 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:16,470 A LUXURY TRIP COURTESY OF 85 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,506 ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL, HEADLINE 86 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:20,608 LOGO'S DRAG RACE TOUR, AND 87 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:24,212 A CASH PRIZE OF $100,000. 88 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:25,879 AND TONIGHT, EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST 89 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:27,881 JUDGES BOB MACKIE AND 90 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,116 MARG HELGENBERGER. 91 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:30,451 >> * RUPAUL DRAG RACE* 92 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:31,652 >> * MAY THE BEST WOMAN 93 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,020 * BEST WOMAN WIN 94 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,588 [tires screech] 95 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:35,589 [techno music] 96 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:37,558 * 97 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:38,259 >> WHOO-HOO! 98 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:38,992 >> OH! 99 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,428 >> IT'S SO EMPTY. 100 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:41,829 >> IT'S THE TOP FOUR. 101 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,564 WE'RE A MILLIMETER AWAY FROM 102 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:44,932 BEING THE TOP THREE. 103 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:46,066 IF I HAVE TO INCH MY WAY TO 104 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:47,601 THE TOP THREE, I'LL DO THAT. 105 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:49,437 AND I DESERVE IT. 106 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:50,604 IT'S SO CRAZY THAT IT'S ALMOST 107 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:51,272 OVER. 108 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:52,139 >> IT'S JUST US. 109 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:53,040 >> IT'S JUST GETTING DOWN 110 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,275 TO THE NITTY-GRITTY, HONEY. 111 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:55,142 >> SO YOU TWO ARE GONNA HAVE 112 00:02:55,142 --> 00:02:56,143 A LIP SYNC THIS WEEK. 113 00:02:56,143 --> 00:02:57,211 I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU GUYS NOT 114 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:58,011 LIP-SYNCHING AT ALL. 115 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:58,912 >> HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE 116 00:02:58,912 --> 00:02:59,947 AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR 117 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:00,781 IF THEY'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN YOU 118 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:01,849 PERFORM? 119 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,351 >> I WOULD PREFER TO GO TO 120 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:04,685 THE TOP WITHOUT EVER DOING IT, 121 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:07,888 LIKE, TYRA SANCHEZ-STYLE. 122 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:08,656 [alarm blares] 123 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:10,424 >> OOH, GIRL! 124 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:11,659 >> SAVED BY THE BELL. 125 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:13,561 >> YOU'VE GOT SHEMAIL. 126 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:15,195 HEY, KIT KATS. 127 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,430 DON'T SNICKER. 128 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:18,332 SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT. 129 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:20,100 AND SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE 130 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:23,771 $100,000 BAR-NONE. 131 00:03:23,771 --> 00:03:25,773 SO HERE'S YOUR WHATCHAMACALLIT. 132 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:26,540 KISSES. 133 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,642 [giggles] 134 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:31,512 HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 135 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:33,046 >> all: HI. 136 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,448 >> YOU KNOW, EVERY NOW AND THEN, 137 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,250 A DRAG QUEEN NEEDS TO GET THINGS 138 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:37,751 OFF HER CHESTICLES. 139 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,853 SO FOR TODAY'S MINI CHALLENGE, 140 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:40,988 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD 141 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:43,524 OLD-FASHIONED BITCH-FEST. 142 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:46,159 AND WE'RE GONNA DO IT WITH 143 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:47,127 PUPPETS. 144 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:47,828 >> OH! 145 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:48,496 >> AHH! 146 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:49,162 >> [laughs] 147 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:49,963 >> WHY? 148 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:53,166 >> all: EVERYBODY LOVES PUPPETS! 149 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:54,968 >> FIRST, PICK A PUPPET THAT 150 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:55,869 REPRESENTS ONE OF YOUR 151 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:56,937 COMPETITORS. 152 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:58,639 SECOND, DRAG IT UP. 153 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:01,208 THIRD, YOU AND THE PUPPET HAVE 154 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:02,543 A BITCH-FEST. 155 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:03,977 >> [giggles] 156 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,546 >> DETOX, YOU'RE UP FIRST. 157 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:08,248 I WANT YOU TO REACH DEEP INSIDE, 158 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,217 AND I DON'T MEAN THE PIT CREW'S 159 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:12,119 ANDREW CHRISTIAN UNDERWEAR. 160 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:13,253 >> OH, MAN. 161 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,289 OOH, IT'S SO SQUISHY. 162 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:17,725 ALASKA! 163 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:20,428 >> NEXT UP, ALASKA. 164 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:22,296 >> ISN'T THIS A LITTLE HIGH? 165 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:23,797 >> OH, MY GOODNESS. 166 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,833 IT'S LIKE "A FIST CALLED WANDA." 167 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:26,534 >> [laughs] 168 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:27,267 >> [gasps] 169 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,470 ROXXXY! 170 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,872 >> JINKX MONSOON. 171 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,173 >> FEED THAT HOLE, GIRL. 172 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:33,941 >> WHO'D YOU GET? 173 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,976 >> AW, D-D. 174 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:37,411 [laughter] 175 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:39,212 >> ROXXXY, THE SUSPENSE IS 176 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:40,348 KILLING ME. 177 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:41,181 >> I GOT CHUCKY. 178 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:42,650 [laughter] 179 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:45,486 IT'LL BE SO EASY. 180 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:46,420 >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES. 181 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:49,323 ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO! 182 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:50,324 [dubstep music] 183 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:53,327 * 184 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:55,095 >> I FIND THE RATTIEST, DIRTIEST 185 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,630 BLONDE WIG I CAN FIND, THEN 186 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,399 SPRAY AND [indistinct] IT AND 187 00:04:58,399 --> 00:04:59,533 RUBBING IT TOGETHER, MAKING IT 188 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:00,868 MATTE AND GROSS. 189 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:02,370 >> I HATE YOU, DETOX. 190 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:03,170 >> [chuckles] 191 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:04,338 >> THIS IS MY OPPORTUNITY TO 192 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:05,606 MAKE FUN OF JINKX MONSOON. 193 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:07,408 I AM PAINTING THE NIKE CHECK 194 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:08,709 CHEEK IN BLACK, 'CAUSE THAT'S 195 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:11,211 HOW SHE LIKES TO CONTOUR. 196 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:14,515 * 197 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:15,583 >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES. 198 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:16,950 TIME'S UP. 199 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:20,087 LET THE BITCH-FEST BEGIN. 200 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,689 >> DETOX, IT'S TIME TO COME OUT. 201 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:22,656 [as Detox] I'VE HAD IT. 202 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:23,891 [normal voice] DETOX. 203 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:24,625 [as Detox] FUCK. 204 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:25,759 [laughter] 205 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:26,927 [as Detox] YOU EVER BEEN BLOWN 206 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:27,795 BY A GIRL WITH SILICON LIPS? 207 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,296 I CALL IT A SLIP 'N SLIDE. 208 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:30,197 I MEAN, I JUST WANNA PUT MY 209 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:31,264 MOUTH ON IT AND GO LIKE THIS-- 210 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:32,966 [gargling] 211 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:33,867 MEH! 212 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:35,903 [laughter] 213 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:36,837 >> I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE PICKED 214 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,005 UP THAT SLIP 'N SLIDE JOKE. 215 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:38,806 I'VE NEVER SAID THAT. 216 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:40,574 I ALWAYS CALL MY MOUTH "MY BLACK 217 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:42,209 & DECKER PECKER WRECKERS." 218 00:05:42,209 --> 00:05:43,310 >> [as Detox] I'VE HAD IT, I'VE 219 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:44,778 HAD IT, I'VE HAD IT. 220 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:47,915 >> [laughs] 221 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,983 >> [as Alaska] DETOX, I'M SO 222 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:50,884 UPSET. 223 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:51,885 [normal voice] WHY, ALASKA? 224 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:53,053 YOU LOOK SO GORGEOUS. 225 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,488 [as Alaska] BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY 226 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:56,657 NICE SHOES! 227 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:58,291 SHARON GOT ALL THE MONEY AND 228 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:01,128 I CAN'T GET ANYTHING FOR MYSELF. 229 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:03,964 AAH! 230 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,065 [normal voice] MY WHOLE IDEA WAS 231 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,434 TO MAKE HER REALLY WHINY, 'CAUSE 232 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:07,701 ALASKA HAS THIS KIND OF WHINY 233 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:08,436 VOICE. 234 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:09,537 [as Alaska] WAH! 235 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:10,303 [normal voice] OKAY, YOU NEED TO 236 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:11,171 PULL IT TOGETHER, YOU BOWLEGGED 237 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:11,872 FUCKING SON OF A BITCH. 238 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:12,606 I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU. 239 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:15,142 [laughter] 240 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,544 >> JINKX, GIRL, IT'S TIME FOR 241 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:17,645 THE RUNWAY. 242 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:18,579 [as Jinkx] [snoring] 243 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:19,613 JINKX? 244 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:20,681 JINKX? 245 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:21,415 [as Jinkx] [snoring] 246 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:22,349 HUH? OH, MY GOD. 247 00:06:22,349 --> 00:06:23,216 OH, MY GOD. I LOOK-- 248 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:24,418 DO I LOOK OKAY? 249 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:25,285 CAN YOU GUYS HELP ME WITH 250 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:26,019 MY MAKEUP? 251 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:27,154 MICHELLE TOLD ME THAT MY CHEEKS 252 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:27,888 WERE TOO MUCH. 253 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:28,856 IS THIS TOO MUCH? 254 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:31,191 IS THE BLEND OKAY? 255 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:31,925 [regular voice] SO, JINKX, YOU 256 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:32,826 THINK YOU'RE AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG 257 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:33,827 SUPERSTAR. 258 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:34,928 [as Jinkx] YOU KNOW, I TRY TO 259 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:36,296 SEEM SO INNOCENT ALL THE TIME, 260 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:38,365 BUT I'M REALLY A BITCH. 261 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:39,232 AND I'M HERE TO WIN. 262 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:42,235 AND YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA. 263 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,537 [normal voice] OKAY, JINKX, I'VE 264 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:44,472 HAD ENOUGH. YOU CAN GO HOME. 265 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:45,338 [as Jinkx] ANYONE KNOW WHICH WAY 266 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:46,073 SEATTLE IS? 267 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,475 THIS WAY. 268 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:48,742 >> THAT WAS RUDE. 269 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,544 >> THAT WASN'T RUDE. 270 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:52,580 >> THE SHADE OF IT ALL. 271 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:55,949 >> ROXXXY, YOU LOOK AMAZING. 272 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:57,317 WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR OUTFIT? 273 00:06:57,384 --> 00:06:58,285 [as Roxxxy] SAME PLACE 274 00:06:58,285 --> 00:07:00,521 I ALWAYS GET MY OUTFIT, GIRL. 275 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:01,889 I MADE IT TEN MINUTES BEFORE 276 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,891 I GOT ON THE RUNWAY. 277 00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:04,825 HEY! 278 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,426 WHERE MY PEOPLE AT? 279 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,160 [normal voice] OH, MY GOD-- 280 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,662 ROXXXY, I DON'T THINK THAT WIG 281 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:09,930 IS REALLY WORKING WITH THIS 282 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:10,864 OUTFIT. 283 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:12,132 [as Roxxxy] THAT'S OKAY, Y'ALL. 284 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:14,401 I GOT ANOTHER WIG UNDERNEATH! 285 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:16,369 [laughter] 286 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:17,237 [normal voice] I'M CLOCKING THAT 287 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:18,138 TEAR-AWAY. 288 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:21,308 [as Roxxxy] GIRL, I GOT 289 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:22,543 A TEAR-AWAY--UNDERNEATH MY 290 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:23,711 TEAR-AWAY! 291 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:24,912 >> [laughs] 292 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:26,647 >> A SWIMSUIT! 293 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:28,048 HEY! 294 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,316 WHERE MY PEOPLE AT? 295 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:30,884 WHERE MY PEOPLE AT? 296 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:32,219 >> YEAH, BITCH, YOU BETTER KEEP 297 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:33,120 REPEATING THAT, 'CAUSE AMERICA'S 298 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:33,821 GONNA KNOW. 299 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:34,488 WHEN THEY BUY THAT SONG ON 300 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:35,723 ITUNES, CAN I GET AN AMEN?, 301 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:36,624 THEY'RE GONNA SAY, "WHERE MY 302 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:37,457 PEOPLE AT?" 303 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,191 >> WOW. 304 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:39,292 YOU GIRLS DIDN'T PULL ANY 305 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,728 PUNCHES. 306 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:42,362 BUT ONE OF YOU REALLY MADE YOUR 307 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:45,065 FELLOW QUEEN EAT IT. 308 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:48,168 THE WINNER IS... 309 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:49,269 ALASKA. 310 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:50,604 >> [as Roxxxy] HEY! 311 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:51,905 HEY! 312 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,406 WHERE MY PEOPLE AT? 313 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:55,543 >> LADIES, I HOPE YOU LEFT ROOM 314 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:56,610 FOR DESSERT. 315 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:57,310 >> MMM. 316 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,612 >> BECAUSE FOR THIS WEEK'S MAIN 317 00:07:58,612 --> 00:07:59,980 CHALLENGE, WE'RE THROWING 318 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,682 THE FIRST EVER-- 319 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:04,217 [echoes] SUGAR BALL. 320 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:05,753 YOU'LL EACH NEED TO WHIP UP 321 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:08,121 THREE LUSCIOUS LOOKS. 322 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:10,357 FIRST CATEGORY IS... 323 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:12,593 SUPER DUPER SWEET 16-- 324 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:14,161 TEENAGE PARTY GIRL. 325 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:17,197 SECOND CATEGORY IS SUGAR MAMA-- 326 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:19,299 EXECUTIVE REALNESS. 327 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:21,434 THIRD CATEGORY IS THE TASTIEST 328 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:23,136 OF THEM ALL-- 329 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:24,404 CANDY COUTURE. 330 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:25,438 >> OOH. 331 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:26,974 >> EDIBLE ELEGANZA. 332 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,042 YOU'LL BE MAKING HIGH-CALORIE 333 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,645 FASHION USING THESE STICKY AND 334 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:34,748 SWEET CONFECTIONS, PROVIDED BY 335 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:37,150 CANDY WAREHOUSE. 336 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:39,086 ALASKA, YOU WON THE MINI 337 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:40,788 CHALLENGE, SO YOU GET 338 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:43,523 A 15-SECOND HEAD START. 339 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:44,792 GO. 340 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:45,793 [upbeat music] 341 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:50,230 * 342 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,131 >> GENTLEMEN, START YOUR 343 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,633 ENGINES. 344 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:55,636 AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN. 345 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:59,172 >> OOH! 346 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,373 >> THIS CHALLENGE IS ABOUT 347 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,575 SEWING AND CREATING. 348 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,010 AAH, MY BALLS! 349 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:04,077 THESE BITCHES DON'T KNOW HOW 350 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:04,945 TO SEW. 351 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:07,948 THIS IS MY ELEMENT OF DRAG. 352 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:08,949 >> DOES EVERYONE KNOW WHAT KINDA 353 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,283 DIRECTION THEY'RE GONNA GO IN? 354 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,252 >> I KNOW EXACTLY THE DIRECTION 355 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:12,920 I'M GOING IN. 356 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:13,587 >> DO YOU? 357 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:14,254 >> YES. 358 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:15,656 I'M GOING ALEXANDER MCQUEEN 359 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:16,824 DOES CHRISTMAS. 360 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:18,025 [chuckles] 361 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:18,926 >> GIRL, SHE'S GOING FOR 362 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:20,493 A WINTER WONDERLAND LOOK, BITCH. 363 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:21,729 >> IT LOOKS CRAZY. 364 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:22,796 JUST 'CAUSE YOU THROW SOME 365 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:23,964 ANTLERS ON YOUR GODDAMN HEAD 366 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:24,965 AND YOU CALL IT AN 367 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,033 ALEXANDER MCQUEEN LOOK? 368 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:28,602 GOOD LUCK, JINKX. 369 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,938 >> COMING UP... 370 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,005 >> I'VE FUCKING HAD IT. 371 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,040 >> GIRL, COULD YOU PLEASE STOP 372 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,742 BANGING? 373 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:37,277 >> ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT 374 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:38,946 BECOMING AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG 375 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,814 SUPERSTAR? 376 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,816 >> [laughing] 377 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:46,419 >> [laughing] 378 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:47,487 [techno music] 379 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:48,455 * 380 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:49,723 >> THIS WEEK'S MAIN CHALLENGE 381 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:52,893 IS THE FIRST EVER SUGAR BALL, 382 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,227 WHERE WE HAVE TO CREATE THREE 383 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:56,263 DIFFERENT LOOKS--A SWEET 16 384 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:59,232 PARTY GIRL LOOK, A SUGAR MAMA 385 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:02,302 EXECUTIVE REALNESS LOOK, AND 386 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:05,605 A CANDY COUTURE FASHION LOOK. 387 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:06,774 >> I'M GONNA EAT MY ENTIRE 388 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,475 COSTUME. 389 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:10,944 >> ALASKA, DO I REMIND YOU 390 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,012 OF SOMEONE? 391 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,981 >> DETOX! 392 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:14,815 >> THEY'RE NOT THAT BIG OF 393 00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:17,317 A STRETCH, REALLY. 394 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,652 >> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 395 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:19,386 >> HI. 396 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:20,587 >> all: HELLO. 397 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:21,889 >> HOW ARE THINGS GOING HERE 398 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,991 ON THE GOOD SHIP LOLLIPOP? 399 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,625 >> DELISH. 400 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,794 >> ALASKA. 401 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:27,494 >> HI. 402 00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:29,429 >> I CAME OVER TO BORROW A PAIR 403 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:30,998 OF EDIBLE PANTIES. 404 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,532 MAY I EAT THIS PAIR? 405 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:33,633 >> YOU CAN EAT THOSE SHORTS 406 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,534 ALL DAY. 407 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:35,202 >> OH, WAIT. 408 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:36,236 THESE AREN'T EDIBLE. 409 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,004 [sniffs] 410 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:38,505 EW! 411 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:39,439 >> EW! 412 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,374 >> [laughs] 413 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,376 NOW I WANNA HEAR ALL ABOUT YOUR 414 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,845 CANDY COUTURE LOOK. 415 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,313 >> I LIKE, LIKE, FLUFFY COTTON 416 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:47,748 CANDY. 417 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:48,982 >> HOW ARE YOU PUTTING THE CANDY 418 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:49,717 ON THERE? 419 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:50,751 IT'S JUST GLUED, RIGHT? 420 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,285 >> YEAH, IT'S HOT GLUE. 421 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,321 >> HUH, INTERESTING. 422 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,023 BUT YOU'VE BEEN CRITICIZED FOR 423 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:56,990 BEING A LITTLE ROUGH AROUND 424 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,291 THE EDGES. 425 00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,659 YOU KNOW, THE STAKES ARE VERY 426 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,427 HIGH. 427 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:01,561 AND YOU'VE REALLY GOTTA WOW US 428 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:03,463 TO GET INTO THAT TOP THREE. 429 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:04,331 ALL RIGHT. 430 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:07,968 CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT. 431 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,269 HI, JINKX. 432 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,270 YOU'RE NOT KNOWN FOR BEING 433 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,171 A SEAMSTRESS. 434 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,039 >> NO. 435 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:13,173 >> WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 436 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,508 >> WELL, I WANT TO DO, LIKE, 437 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,277 CHRISTMAS IN JULY CANDY CANE 438 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:20,714 REINDEER MONSTER KINDA THING. 439 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:21,414 >> WAIT NOW. 440 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:22,883 SAY THAT AGAIN SLOWER FOR ME, 441 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,551 BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO GET THAT 442 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:25,685 ALL UP IN THERE. 443 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,454 >> CHRISTMAS IN JULY CANDY CANE 444 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,122 REINDEER MONSTER. 445 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,023 >> DO YOU THINK IT'S TOO MUCH, 446 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,424 THOUGH? 447 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,994 THIS YOUR CANDY COUTURE LOOK. 448 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:34,694 >> YES. 449 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,096 >> BUT WHERE'S THE CANDY? 450 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:38,165 >> WELL, I'M GOING TO LOOK LIKE 451 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:41,534 A CANDY CANE OVERALL. 452 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:42,569 >> IT'S A CANDY CHALLENGE. 453 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:43,837 WHERE THE CANDY AT? 454 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,973 >> AND I'M VERY EXCITED TO GIVE 455 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,307 THE SWEET 16 A SHOT. 456 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:48,208 >> NOW YOU KNOW WE'RE NOT 457 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,510 TALKING 1916, RIGHT? 458 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:51,544 >> [laughs] YEAH. 459 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,213 IS IT OKAY IF I'M SWEET 16, 460 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,548 BUT IN THE '70s? 461 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,850 >> WELL, THE JUDGES HAVE 462 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,451 CHALLENGED YOU TO BE A LITTLE 463 00:11:58,451 --> 00:11:59,987 MORE, YOU KNOW, MODERN, 464 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,354 CONTEMPORARY. 465 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:02,122 GOOD LUCK. 466 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,157 >> THANK YOU, RU. 467 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,292 >> HEY, DETOX. 468 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:06,426 >> HI, RU. 469 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:07,660 >> SO HOW ARE YOU GONNA BRING IT 470 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,529 FOR YOUR CANDY COUTURE? 471 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:10,497 WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED? 472 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:11,398 >> I'M SO IN LOVE WITH ACID 473 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,199 GREEN. 474 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:14,267 AND I REALLY WANNA DO SOME 475 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,069 REPTILIAN-LOOKING... 476 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:16,770 >> UH-HUH. 477 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:17,437 >> FUNK. 478 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,271 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING 479 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,340 OF YET, BUT I SEE IT IN MY HEAD. 480 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,009 >> DETOX'S CONCEPT RIGHT NOW 481 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:23,410 IS MORE BASED ON A COLOR. 482 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,978 I'M NOT SEEING THE CANDY 483 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,146 INSPIRATION IN IT. 484 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,514 >> I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY IT 485 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:28,648 ALL BY EAR. 486 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:29,616 >> WELL, NOW, LOOKING AROUND 487 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:30,483 THE ROOM, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE 488 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,786 A LITTLE BIT BEHIND. 489 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:33,854 NOW LAST WEEK YOU WERE IN 490 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:34,754 THE BOTTOM TWO. 491 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,588 >> I KNOW. 492 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,990 >> THERE'S A CERTAIN EXPECTATION 493 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,758 THAT, UM, REALLY JUST HASN'T 494 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:39,459 BEEN MET. 495 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:40,227 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT 496 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:40,894 THAT. 497 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:41,594 >> RIGHT. I DON'T-- 498 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,497 I DON'T EITHER, HONESTLY. 499 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:47,000 >> ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT 500 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,501 BECOMING AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG 501 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,437 SUPERSTAR? 502 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,338 >> IT'S KINDA LIKE A SLAP IN 503 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,105 THE FACE. 504 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,006 OF COURSE I WANNA BE AMERICA'S 505 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,107 NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR. 506 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:54,908 THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 507 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:55,809 IT'S SOMETHING THAT I'VE ALWAYS 508 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:56,476 WANTED. 509 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:57,277 AND I DESERVE IT. 510 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:58,078 >> ALL RIGHT, GET TO WORK. 511 00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,313 SEE YOU IN A MINUTE. 512 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,515 ROXXXY ANDREWS. 513 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:03,450 >> HEY, RU. 514 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,718 >> NOW TOP FOUR, EVERY MOMENT 515 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:06,719 COUNTS. 516 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:08,221 >> IT'S $100,000 AT STAKE HERE. 517 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:08,956 >> $100,000 AT STAKE. 518 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:09,923 >> AND THAT'S NO GAME. 519 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:10,858 IT'S GONNA BE A FIGHT TILL 520 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:11,959 THE END, BABY. 521 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:12,860 >> SO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CANDY 522 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:13,894 COUTURE OUTFIT. 523 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,028 >> MY CANDY COUTURE, I'M GOING 524 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:15,929 VERY EXTRAVAGANT, VERY 525 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,264 EXTRAVAGANZA. 526 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,966 >> NOW HOW'S YOUR BODY-ODY-ODY 527 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,901 GONNA PLAY INTO THIS OUTFIT? 528 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,102 >> WELL, IT'S A CORSET, SO 529 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,136 I KINDA BROUGHT IT UP OVER HERE 530 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:23,971 SO THAT YOU COULD STILL GET 531 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,305 A SHAPE ON THAT SIDE, A GOOD 532 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,373 SILHOUETTE. 533 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,075 >> UH-HUH. 534 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,042 WELL, JUST, YOU KNOW, MAKE SURE 535 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,377 IT FLATTERS YOUR FIGURE AND 536 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,312 THAT, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN SERVE 537 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,547 TRUE ROXXXY ANDREWS. 538 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:35,348 >> MM-HMM. 539 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,116 >> YOU KNOW? 540 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:36,850 >> YEAH. 541 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,351 RU'S LOOKING AT ME FUNNY, AND 542 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,452 I'M NOT SURE THAT HE LIKES 543 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,520 WHAT I'M DOING. 544 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,522 >> YEAH, YEAH. WOW. 545 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,891 >> NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 546 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:44,958 >> YOU BETTER BRING SOME HARD 547 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,327 ROXXXY CANDY ON THE RUNWAY. 548 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,061 GET BACK TO WORK. 549 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,898 >> THANK YOU, RU. 550 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:51,631 >> ALL RIGHT. 551 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:52,532 GATHER AROUND, MY LITTLE 552 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,167 GUMDROPS. 553 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,203 NOW TOMORROW AT THE SUGAR BALL, 554 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,505 WE'LL BE JOINED MY OUR EXTRA 555 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,975 SPECIAL GUEST JUDGES, CSI STAR 556 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,743 MARG HELGENBERGER... 557 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:04,444 >> I LOVE HER! 558 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,445 >> WHOO! 559 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:08,015 >> AND FASHION'S MOST DELICIOUS 560 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,050 DESIGNER... 561 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,184 BOB MACKIE WILL BE HERE. 562 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:11,885 [all gasp] 563 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:12,819 >> WHAT? 564 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:13,887 >> SHUT UP! 565 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,022 >> AHH! 566 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,489 >> BOB MACKIE HAS DONE 567 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:19,092 DIANA ROSS, LIZA MINNELLI, CHER, 568 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,127 EVERYBODY. 569 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,328 HE'S A MASTER AT WHAT HE DOES. 570 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:22,729 >> NO PRESSURE. 571 00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,431 >> RIGHT. 572 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:25,498 >> AND THERE'S JUST ONE MORE 573 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,167 THING. 574 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,536 IN ADDITION TO CREATING YOUR 575 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:33,206 THREE SICKENINGLY SWEET LOOKS, 576 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,042 YOU NEED PERFORM A SUGAR BABIES 577 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:37,510 OPENING NUMBER. 578 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,679 NOW ALASKA, AS THE WINNER OF 579 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,314 THE MINI CHALLENGE, YOU'RE 580 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,916 IN CHARGE OF THE CHOREOGRAPHY. 581 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:43,816 >> OH! 582 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,118 [chuckles] 583 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:45,919 >> OH, GOD. 584 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:46,853 >> GET YOUR BOWLEG ON. 585 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,021 >> all: GET YOUR BOWLEG ON. 586 00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:48,989 GET YOUR BOWLEG ON. 587 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,357 >> ALASKA'S GOT ABOUT THIS MUCH 588 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:51,191 RHYTHM. 589 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,092 SO THIS IS GONNA BE A HOT 590 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,293 FUCKING SHIT MESS. 591 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,162 >> I EXPECT TO SEE SUGAR AND 592 00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:58,231 SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE, 593 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,201 SO DON'T FUCK IT UP. 594 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,802 SEE YOU LATER. 595 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:05,172 [indistinct chatter] 596 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,339 >> AFTER RU'S WALK-THROUGH, 597 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,874 I LOOK OVER AND ROXXXY'S LOOK 598 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,342 IS COMPLETELY GONE. 599 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,743 >> RU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MY 600 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,212 SILHOUETTE, SO-- 601 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,113 AT THIS POINT IN THE GAME, IF 602 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,047 SHE'S SAYING SOMETHING, IT'S FOR 603 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:14,781 A REASON. 604 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:15,615 >> RIGHT. 605 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:16,984 >> I'M STARTING BACK AT SQUARE 606 00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:17,650 ONE. 607 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,352 I'M GOING WITH THIS LICORICE. 608 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,887 IT LOOKS LIKE SPAGHETTI. 609 00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:22,855 THIS LICORICE IS SO THIN. 610 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,524 BUT I'M PUTTING ON THERE ONE 611 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,558 AT A TIME. 612 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:26,726 IT'S SO TEDIOUS. 613 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,628 SO THIS MUCH TIME, THIS MUCH 614 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,631 WORK. 615 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:37,637 >> [whistling] 616 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:43,043 [pounding] 617 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,611 >> JINKX, REALLY? 618 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:45,678 I'M STRESSED RIGHT NOW. 619 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:48,181 I HAVE A LOT TO GET DONE. 620 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,349 LIKE, GIRL, COULD YOU PLEASE 621 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:52,519 STOP BANGING? 622 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,287 >> JINKX AND THE HAMMER IS 623 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,555 DRIVING ME BERSERK. 624 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:56,823 AND I'VE FUCKING HAD IT. 625 00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:59,993 [pounding] 626 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,628 >> [snickers] 627 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:05,198 [pounding] 628 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,436 >> MERRY CHRISTMAS. 629 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,370 >> COMING UP... 630 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,838 >> * OUR LIPS ARE GLAZED 631 00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,506 * OUR EYES ARE CANDY-CRAZED 632 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:14,341 >> YOU'RE WRONG, JINKX. 633 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,642 GIRL, IT'S LEFT TO RIGHT. 634 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:16,543 >> 'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA HIT YOU 635 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:17,577 WHEN YOU WALK PAST ME. 636 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:18,511 >> IF YOU HIT, I'M GONNA HIT YOU 637 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,113 RIGHT IN THE FACE. 638 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,348 >> SHIT. 639 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,550 IT ISN'T GOING ON. 640 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:24,517 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? 641 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:25,685 AAH! 642 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,388 I BROKE MY ENTIRE OUTFIT. 643 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,823 >> [laughing] 644 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,427 >> [laughing] 645 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,428 [techno music] 646 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:38,465 * 647 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,800 >> TODAY WE HAVE TO COME UP WITH 648 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,502 A LIP-SYNC PERFORMANCE TO A SONG 649 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,071 CALLED SUGAR BABIES. 650 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,305 ALL RIGHT. 651 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,107 >> THIS MUSICAL NUMBER IS RIGHT 652 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,108 UP MY ALLEY. 653 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,143 THIS IS ME IN MY ELEMENT. 654 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,478 >> I'M NO ALYSSA EDWARDS WHEN 655 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:52,345 IT COMES TO CHOREOGRAPHY. 656 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,280 >> YOU'RE NOT A CHOREOGRAPHER 657 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,381 TO THE STARS? 658 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,283 >> I'M NOT. 659 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,017 WE'LL ENTER IN THAT ORDER-- 660 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,687 YOU, HER, HER, ME. 661 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:01,588 >> YOU WANT US TO ENTER AND 662 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,423 GO WHERE? 663 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,392 AND HOW DO YOU WANT US TO ENTER? 664 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:06,893 WE ALL KNOW ALASKA IS NOT 665 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:09,028 THE BEST DANCER, SO WE DON'T 666 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,063 KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 667 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,264 >> * WE ARE, WE ARE 668 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:11,964 * THAT'S RIGHT * 669 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,101 * THE SUGAR BABIES 670 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,001 >> WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING ELSE 671 00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:15,702 HERE. 672 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:16,703 >> [coughs] 673 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,637 >> 'CAUSE THIS IS TOTALLY CUTE 674 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:18,471 FOR THE FIRST PART. 675 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:19,206 >> YEAH. 676 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:19,939 >> WELL, THEN WHAT ARE WE GONNA 677 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,874 DO? 678 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,009 SHOULD WE DO, LIKE, A LITTLE UP, 679 00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:23,810 DOWN THING TOO? 680 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,145 LIKE ALASKA AND I-- 681 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,179 [laughs] YEAH. 682 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:29,048 >> IT'S CONFUSING TO ME THOUGH. 683 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,218 >> * WE ARE, WE ARE 684 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,287 * SO SIMPLE 685 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,356 ALASKA'S LUCKY, 'CAUSE IF IT WAS 686 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,824 SOME KINDA POP, POP, BOOTY, 687 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,392 KINDA POP, POP, POP, POP, POP, 688 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,760 IT'D BE A HOT MESS. 689 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,862 >> THAT'S TOO COMPLICATED. 690 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,431 [laughs] 691 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:45,998 >> IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF WE DID 692 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:46,866 SOMETHING WHERE WE'RE LICKING 693 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,601 THE SUCKERS, AND THEN WE'RE 694 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,870 HAVING, LIKE, A SUGAR HIGH. 695 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:51,638 >> WHY DON'T WE DO THE CIRCLE 696 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:52,405 THING? 697 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,306 THEY ALWAYS DO A CIRCLE THING. 698 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:56,509 >> SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR. 699 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:57,744 >> JINKX IS ACTING A LITTLE TOO 700 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:58,478 WILD. 701 00:17:58,478 --> 00:17:59,212 AND I KNOW ROXXXY AND I ARE 702 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,180 GETTING ANNOYED. 703 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,481 WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ANY 704 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:02,649 OF THAT BULLSHIT. 705 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,016 WHICH WAY ARE YOU GONNA START, 706 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,017 ROX? 707 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,486 >> I'LL START RIGHT TO LEFT. 708 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:07,154 >> OKAY. 709 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:07,887 >> OKAY. 710 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:08,588 >> SHOULD WE ALL BE GOING 711 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,289 THE SAME WAY? 712 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,390 >> NO, OPPOSITES. 713 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,491 >> I CAN'T SEE ANYBODY, SO 714 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,292 FOLLOW ME. 715 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,926 >> YEAH, WE'LL ALL FOLLOW YOU. 716 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,196 >> * SUGARCOATED CONES 717 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,930 * OUR LIPS ARE GLAZED 718 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,866 * OUR EYES ARE CANDY-CRAZED 719 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,201 >> WHOA. 720 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,469 >> YOU'RE WRONG JINKX, ON 721 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,070 THE LOLLIPOP. 722 00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,138 GIRL, IT'S LEFT TO RIGHT. 723 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:28,275 IT'S NOT SCIENCE. 724 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,809 >> * OUR LIPS ARE GLAZED 725 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,146 >> WE'RE SO OFF. 726 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,947 >> WE'RE ALL RELYING ON EACH 727 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,216 OTHER TO FIGURE OUT WHERE WE'RE 728 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,083 MOVING OUR CANDY CANES. 729 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,718 AND JINKX IS GOING SUPER FAST. 730 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:39,752 IT SEEMS LIKE SHE'S TRYING TO 731 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,020 BE A SCENE STEALER, AND THAT'S 732 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:41,921 THROWING THE REST OF THE GROUP 733 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:42,755 OFF. 734 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:43,490 >> THE REASON I KEEP GETTING 735 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,458 OFF, ROXXXY YOU PASS BY ME SO 736 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,526 CLOSE THAT I DON'T WANNA HIT YOU 737 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:47,727 WHEN I'M DOING THIS. 738 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:48,461 >> 'CAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE YOU 739 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,229 SWITCH. 740 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,463 >> OH, I THOUGHT SHE WAS FINE. 741 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,331 >> BUT YOU WERE STILL OFF. 742 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,865 >> 'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA HIT YOU 743 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:53,966 WHEN YOU WALK PAST ME. 744 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:54,767 >> IF YOU HIT ME, I'M GONNA HIT 745 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,703 YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE. 746 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,205 JUST SAYIN'. 747 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,772 >> ROXXXY'S GRASPING AT STRAWS 748 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,408 TO TRY TO SHAKE ME. 749 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,809 I THINK IT'S BECAUSE I'VE NEVER 750 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,377 HAD TO LIP-SYNCH FOR MY LIFE. 751 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,346 AND SO ANY CHANCE SHE GETS, 752 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,915 SHE'S COMING FOR ME. 753 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,683 >> * WE'RE SWEET AS PIE * 754 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,285 * THE KIND YOU WANNA TRY 755 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,420 * WITH JELLY-FRIENDLY 756 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,622 * SUGARCOATED CONES 757 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:18,458 >> SO, UM, ARE YOU NOT 758 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,693 LIP-SYNCHING ON PURPOSE? 759 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:21,628 >> I DON'T KNOW IT YET. 760 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:22,429 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M 761 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:23,095 SAYING. 762 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:23,896 >> I'M JUST CHECKING. 763 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,031 WE'RE ALL SORT OF AT LEAST 764 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,132 FAKING OUR WAY THROUGH 765 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,033 THE LIP SYNC, BUT, LIKE, 766 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,235 ROXXXY'S JUST, LIKE, NOT MOVING 767 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,269 HER MOUTH AT ALL. 768 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,571 IT'S LIKE, "OH, OKAY." 769 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:32,472 >> DO YOU WANT ME, YOU, AND 770 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:33,306 DETOX END WITH BOTH OF OUR 771 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,040 HANDS UP? 772 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:34,874 OR THE RIGHT ON THE RIGHT HAND, 773 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,108 LEFT ON THE LEFT HAND, AND YOU 774 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,677 IN THE MIDDLE? 775 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,945 >> YEAH, THAT. 776 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:39,979 >> AM I IN THE MIDDLE OR 777 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,614 THE SIDE? 778 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,384 WHERE DO YOU WANT ME? 779 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:45,985 IF IT TOTALLY TANKS, I DON'T 780 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,287 THINK THAT IT'S ANYBODY ELSE'S 781 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,521 RESPONSIBILITY, EXCEPT FOR 782 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:52,091 ALASKA'S. 783 00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:52,959 >> WHEW. 784 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,827 >> WE'RE BACK IN FROM REHEARSAL. 785 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:55,862 WE ALL HAVE A LOT TO DO. 786 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,096 WE HAVE THREE LOOKS TO PLAN 787 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,164 FOR TOMORROW. 788 00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:59,966 AND THE TENSIONS ARE HIGH, 789 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,101 SO LET'S GET TO WORK. 790 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,002 >> WELL, GIRLS, IT'S AWFULLY 791 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,471 QUIET. 792 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:05,372 >> YEAH, GIRL, WE GOT WORK 793 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,973 TO DO. 794 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,842 >> [yawns] 795 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,011 [snores lightly] 796 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:15,648 THERE IS STILL SO MUCH TO DO. 797 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,317 AND THE NARCOLEPSY KICKS IN, 798 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,218 AND IT'S A STRUGGLE JUST TO KEEP 799 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,920 MY EYELIDS OPEN. 800 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,821 I CAN'T EVEN SEE WHAT I'M 801 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,890 LOOKING AT ANYMORE. 802 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,726 [can rattling] 803 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,629 [spraying] 804 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,504 OH, FUCK. 805 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,406 I'M STARTING TO GET SO TIRED. 806 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,973 LIKE, I'M HALF ASLEEP, TRYING 807 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,108 TO MAKE A DRESS. 808 00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:43,843 WHEN I SHAKE MYSELF OUT OF IT, 809 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,144 I LOOK AT MY DRESS AND I'M LIKE, 810 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:47,714 "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?" 811 00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:48,881 THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED IT 812 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:51,984 TO LOOK LIKE. 813 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:54,754 I'M PANICKING, YEAH. 814 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,222 >> I'VE NEVER SEEN JINKX SO 815 00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,591 FREAKED OUT, ON THE VERGE 816 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,027 OF TEARS. 817 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:03,029 A LITTLE PART OF ME IS SO HAPPY, 818 00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,597 BECAUSE THE JUDGES ARE FINALLY 819 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,499 GONNA SEE THAT SHE'S A WHOLE HOT 820 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,901 FUCKING TRAILER CHRISTMAS MESS. 821 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,671 ABOUT TIME. 822 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:12,605 [techno music] 823 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:16,042 * 824 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:18,177 [fake crying] 825 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:19,846 >> IT'S ELIMINATION DAY. 826 00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,614 AND WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO 827 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,115 FOR THIS SUGAR BAR. 828 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,484 AT THE END OF TODAY, THERE WILL 829 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,018 ONLY BE THREE OF US. 830 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:28,821 IT'S SCARY. 831 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,557 >> IS IT HIDEOUS, OR IS IT NOT 832 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:32,425 HIDEOUS? 833 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,727 >> I MEAN, IT'S A LOT OF STUFF 834 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:35,828 GOING ON. 835 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:36,863 >> I MEAN, A BIG PART OF ME JUST 836 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:38,498 WANTS TO DITCH THE BIG HOOP 837 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:40,400 SKIRT THING, BUT THEN I ONLY 838 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,502 HAVE CANDY ON MY CORSET. 839 00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:45,204 >> RIGHT. 840 00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:46,873 >> I'M GOING BACK AND FORTH. 841 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:49,075 IT'S LIKE--CUT THIS AND LOSE 842 00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:50,610 MOST OF THE CANDY AND MOST OF 843 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:53,245 THE WORK I DID, OR KEEP THIS AND 844 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:54,647 RISKING LOOKING LIKE A COMPLETE 845 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,115 JOKE ON THE RUNWAY. 846 00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:58,918 I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT. 847 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:04,156 >> HOW MUCH WORK DOES EVERYONE 848 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,492 HAVE LEFT TO DO? 849 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:06,292 >> I STILL HAVE TO, LIKE, 850 00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:07,994 FINISH THIS JEWELRY UP AND THEN 851 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,028 PUT A STRAP ON THIS DRESS. 852 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:09,862 AND THEN I'M GONNA START WORKING 853 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:10,630 ON HAIR. 854 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:11,598 DID YOU CHANGE ANYTHING? 855 00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:12,932 >> I JUST ADDED SOME MORE CANDY. 856 00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:13,966 >> OKAY. 857 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:14,967 >> AND I NEED TO FINISH ADDING 858 00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:15,702 CANDY. 859 00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,036 I'M LIKING IT A LOT MUCH MORE 860 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:18,037 NOW I ADDED THESE LITTLE 861 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:18,938 CARNATION THINGS TO IT. 862 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,306 I'M GONNA DO A COUPLE MORE. 863 00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:22,208 >> I LOVE IT. 864 00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:24,176 >> DETOX'S CANDY COUTURE OUTFIT 865 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,712 DOESN'T LOOK CANDY-INSPIRED 866 00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:27,013 IN THE SLIGHTEST. 867 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:27,914 HEREIN LIES THE PROBLEM OF 868 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:29,382 HAVING A BEST FRIEND IN THIS 869 00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:30,216 COMPETITION. 870 00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:31,951 ROXXXY'S SO CLOSE TO DETOX, SHE 871 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:33,219 CAN'T BRING HERSELF TO SAY, 872 00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:34,787 "DETOX, THAT DRESS DOESN'T READ 873 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:38,057 AS CANDY." 874 00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:39,526 >> SHIT. 875 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:40,326 GODDAMN. 876 00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:42,495 WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? 877 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,330 I DON'T KNOW WHY IT ISN'T GOING 878 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:45,231 ON. 879 00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:47,567 IT'S FUCKING PISSING ME OFF. 880 00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:48,435 WE'RE COMPLETELY RUNNING OUT OF 881 00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:49,301 TIME. 882 00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:51,438 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO JUST GO ON 883 00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:52,872 AND LOOK GOOD, AND THAT'S NOT 884 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,106 HAPPENING. 885 00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:54,974 [object clatters] 886 00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:56,509 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? 887 00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:58,978 AAH! 888 00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:00,813 >> WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 889 00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:04,451 >> THE CANDY IS FALLING OFF. 890 00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:06,052 CHUNKS OF THE COTTON CANDY 891 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,555 CLOUDS ARE JUST SHATTERING. 892 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,690 >> FUCK SUCKING HELL. 893 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:12,525 SHIT. 894 00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:14,393 I BROKE MY ENTIRE OUTFIT, SO-- 895 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,361 >> WHAT? 896 00:23:15,361 --> 00:23:16,596 >> I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS THING'S 897 00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,397 GOING TO GET DOWN THE RUNWAY. 898 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:19,832 I'M COMPLETELY PANICKING RIGHT 899 00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:21,400 NOW. 900 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,635 OW. 901 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,103 >> ALASKA AND JINKX, THEY'RE 902 00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,271 BOTH THE WEAKEST IN THE 903 00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:26,372 COMPETITION. 904 00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:27,674 >> JESUS CHRIST. 905 00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:28,475 >> IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO 906 00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:30,843 LIP-SYNCH FOR THEIR LIFE. 907 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,078 >> COMING UP... 908 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:32,779 >> AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION 909 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:33,880 YOUR TASTE LEVEL. 910 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,281 >> SHE WAS A REALLY PROMISCUOUS 911 00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:36,916 LOOKING 16-YEAR-OLD. 912 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:37,617 >> YOU KNOW, THEY WANNA LOOK 913 00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:39,619 LIKE A WHORE. 914 00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:41,754 >> [laughing] 915 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,092 >> [laughing] 916 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:52,331 >> [laughing] 917 00:23:52,331 --> 00:23:53,332 [RuPaul's Cover Girl ] 918 00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:55,067 * 919 00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:56,168 * COVER GIRL 920 00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,605 * PUT THE BASS IN YOUR WALK 921 00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:00,006 * HEAD TO TOE 922 00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:02,875 * LET YOUR WHOLE BODY TALK 923 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:05,277 * AND WHAT 924 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,879 WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF 925 00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:08,748 RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE. 926 00:24:08,815 --> 00:24:11,884 MICHELLE VISAGE, HEY SUGAR. 927 00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:13,385 >> YOU ARE GIVING ME JERSEY 928 00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:14,987 COUTURE TONIGHT, HONEY. 929 00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:16,122 >> [laughs] 930 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:18,390 >> SANTINO RICE, YOU WANT SOME 931 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:19,759 CANDY, LITTLE BOY? 932 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:21,293 >> OH, YES, PLEASE. 933 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,395 >> MARG HELGENBERGER, YOU LOOK 934 00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:24,731 SCRUMPTIOUS. 935 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:25,532 >> THANK YOU, RU. 936 00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:27,066 YOU LOOK FABULOUS IN THAT ANIMAL 937 00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:28,067 PRINT. 938 00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:29,836 >> SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU HERE. 939 00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:31,704 AND HE'S BACK! 940 00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:33,472 THE VERY FIRST JUDGE OF 941 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,807 THE VERY FIRST EPISODE OF 942 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:35,875 DRAG RACE-- 943 00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:38,044 MY IDOL BOB MACKIE. 944 00:24:38,044 --> 00:24:39,345 >> YOU'RE LOOKING GORGEOUS. 945 00:24:39,345 --> 00:24:40,913 >> YOU KNOW WHAT I ALWAYS SAY-- 946 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,849 CHER WAS BORN NAKED AND THE REST 947 00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:44,216 WAS BOB MACKIE. 948 00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:46,385 [laughter] 949 00:24:46,385 --> 00:24:48,087 THIS WEEK OUR QUEENS WERE LIKE 950 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:50,389 KIDS IN A CANDY STORE, CREATING 951 00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:52,191 THREE DIFFERENT SARTORIAL 952 00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:53,325 CONFECTIONS. 953 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,326 ARE YOU READY TO GET THIS 954 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,995 SUGAR BALL ROLLING? 955 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:56,729 >> HELL YES! 956 00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:57,697 >> YES, MA'AM. 957 00:24:57,697 --> 00:24:58,965 >> GENTLEMEN, START YOUR 958 00:24:58,965 --> 00:24:59,866 ENGINES. 959 00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:02,635 AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN. 960 00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:03,636 [whimsical music] 961 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:04,804 * 962 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:06,773 >> * WE'RE SWEET AS PIE * 963 00:25:06,773 --> 00:25:08,474 * THE KIND YOU WANNA TRY 964 00:25:08,474 --> 00:25:09,642 * WITH JELLY-FRIENDLY 965 00:25:09,642 --> 00:25:12,144 * SUGARCOATED CONES 966 00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:14,113 >> * OUR LIPS ARE GLAZED 967 00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:15,648 * OUR EYES ARE CANDY-CRAZED 968 00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:17,116 * AND CHOCOLATE POWDER'S BEST * 969 00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:19,385 * FOR UNDERTONES 970 00:25:19,385 --> 00:25:20,987 >> * ALTHOUGH WE AIM TO PLEASE 971 00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:22,855 * CONFECTION SUCH A TEASE 972 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,123 * DIABETES SURE 973 00:25:24,123 --> 00:25:26,325 * CAN KILL THE MOOD 974 00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:27,326 >> * WE'RE JUST HERE * 975 00:25:27,326 --> 00:25:28,094 * TO CELEBRATE 976 00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:29,061 * SO HAVE YOUR CAKE 977 00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:33,365 * AND EAT IT TOO, DUDE 978 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:34,901 >> * WE ARE, WE ARE 979 00:25:34,901 --> 00:25:35,635 >> * THAT'S RIGHT * 980 00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:37,203 >> * THE SUGAR BABIES 981 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,204 * WE ARE, WE ARE 982 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,071 >> * UH-HUH 983 00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:39,939 >> * THE SUGAR SUGAR 984 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:40,740 * SUGAR BABIES 985 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:41,774 * WE ARE, WE ARE 986 00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:42,508 >> * AMEN 987 00:25:42,508 --> 00:25:44,143 >> * THE SUGAR BABIES 988 00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:45,645 * WE ARE, WE ARE 989 00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:46,613 >> * THE SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR 990 00:25:46,613 --> 00:25:47,479 * SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR 991 00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:48,280 * SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR 992 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,148 * SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR 993 00:25:49,148 --> 00:25:50,016 * SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR 994 00:25:50,016 --> 00:25:50,883 * SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR 995 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:51,718 * SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR 996 00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:52,819 * SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR 997 00:25:52,819 --> 00:25:54,721 * BABIES 998 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:57,289 * SUGAR 999 00:25:57,289 --> 00:25:58,390 >> YEAH! 1000 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:02,228 [laughter, applause] 1001 00:26:02,294 --> 00:26:05,031 >> LET THE SUGAR BALL BEGIN. 1002 00:26:05,031 --> 00:26:07,433 CATEGORY IS SUPER DUPER 1003 00:26:07,433 --> 00:26:08,500 SWEET 16. 1004 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:09,836 OH, MY GOD! 1005 00:26:09,836 --> 00:26:11,871 FIRST UP, ALASKA. 1006 00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:12,739 HI! 1007 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:14,140 >> DAD GOT ME THIS NOSE FOR 1008 00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:15,141 MY BIRTHDAY. 1009 00:26:15,141 --> 00:26:15,842 >> YES. 1010 00:26:15,842 --> 00:26:16,676 [laughter] 1011 00:26:16,676 --> 00:26:17,476 >> IT'S HER 16TH BIRTHDAY AND 1012 00:26:17,476 --> 00:26:19,578 HER DAD PAID FOR EVERYTHING, 1013 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,380 BUT HER STUPID FRIENDS WON'T 1014 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:23,482 TEXT HER BACK. 1015 00:26:23,482 --> 00:26:24,550 >> YOUNG LADY, YOU BETTER NOT 1016 00:26:24,550 --> 00:26:25,818 BE SEXTING. 1017 00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:26,719 >> MOM, YOU'VE RUINED 1018 00:26:26,719 --> 00:26:29,188 EVERYTHING! 1019 00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:31,991 >> NEXT UP, JINKX MONSOON. 1020 00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:33,826 OH, A HIPPY GIRL. 1021 00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:35,261 ALMOST FAMOUS. 1022 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:37,196 >> THIS IS PACIFIC NORTHWEST 1023 00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:40,633 STONER CHICK EXTRAVAGANZA LOOK. 1024 00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:42,769 >> JINKX, I READ YOUR DIARY, 1025 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,270 AND WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK. 1026 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:45,571 >> MY NAME'S NOT JINKX ANYMORE. 1027 00:26:45,571 --> 00:26:47,073 IT'S DREAM CATCHER. 1028 00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:49,441 [laughter] 1029 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,812 >> UP NEXT, ROXXXY ANDREWS. 1030 00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:54,046 >> USHER IS PERFORMING AT MY 1031 00:26:54,046 --> 00:26:55,614 SWEET 16. 1032 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:56,415 >> OH! 1033 00:26:56,415 --> 00:26:57,249 >> SHE GOT A MARSHMALLOW RING? 1034 00:26:57,249 --> 00:26:57,950 >> YEAH! 1035 00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,085 >> WHERE MY PEEPS AT? 1036 00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:00,319 >> I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE. 1037 00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:01,320 THE JUDGES ARE SMILING. 1038 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,655 I'M GIVING THEM 16-YEAR-OLD 1039 00:27:02,655 --> 00:27:04,290 REALNESS. 1040 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:06,759 >> SHE'S 16 GOING ON SICKENING. 1041 00:27:06,759 --> 00:27:09,161 [laughter] 1042 00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:11,230 UP NEXT, DETOX. 1043 00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:12,364 >> SHE'S A PINK LADY. 1044 00:27:12,431 --> 00:27:13,666 >> PINK LADY'S RULE THE SCHOOL. 1045 00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:14,566 >> YEAH. 1046 00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:16,102 >> MY SWEET 16 LOOK IS 1047 00:27:16,102 --> 00:27:17,569 '80s-INSPIRED. 1048 00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:19,238 I'M WORKING THIS LOLLIPOP, SEXY 1049 00:27:19,238 --> 00:27:20,306 SWEET 16. 1050 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:21,540 >> RIZZO'S P.G. 1051 00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:22,775 >> PASS IT ON. 1052 00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:24,210 >> [laughs] 1053 00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:26,412 >> CATEGORY IS SUGAR MAMA 1054 00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:28,815 EXECUTIVE REALNESS. 1055 00:27:28,881 --> 00:27:29,982 ALASKA. 1056 00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:31,017 >> COUGAR LADY. 1057 00:27:31,017 --> 00:27:31,718 >> YES. 1058 00:27:31,718 --> 00:27:33,753 SHE'S SERVING BARBARA CORCORAN. 1059 00:27:33,753 --> 00:27:35,454 [laughter] 1060 00:27:35,454 --> 00:27:36,889 >> THIS WOMAN TAKES HER JOB 1061 00:27:36,889 --> 00:27:38,257 VERY SERIOUSLY. 1062 00:27:38,257 --> 00:27:39,658 SHE'S COMING TO VISIT THE 1063 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,393 CONSTRUCTION SITE AND BY GOD, 1064 00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:42,594 THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY 1065 00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:43,730 BULLSHIT. 1066 00:27:43,730 --> 00:27:45,431 >> TEAR DOWN THAT BITCH OF 1067 00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:46,632 BEARING WALL. 1068 00:27:46,632 --> 00:27:48,300 [laughter] 1069 00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:50,002 JINKX MONSOON. 1070 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:51,437 IT'S LACROIX, DARLING. 1071 00:27:51,437 --> 00:27:52,504 IT'S LACROIX. 1072 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,240 [laughter] 1073 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,875 >> I AM JUST CAMPING IT DOWN 1074 00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:57,944 THE RUNWAY WITH EVERY UTENSIL 1075 00:27:57,944 --> 00:27:59,746 I COULD FIND STUCK IN MY LITTLE 1076 00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:01,047 FRENCH TWIST. 1077 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:03,382 >> SHE DOES GIVE GOOD HEAD 1078 00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:04,650 MISTRESS. 1079 00:28:04,650 --> 00:28:06,618 ROXXXY ANDREWS. 1080 00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:07,353 >> PORK BELLIES? 1081 00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:09,255 SELL! BUY! NO! 1082 00:28:09,255 --> 00:28:10,757 >> TINA KNOWLES, I'M NOT BUYING 1083 00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:11,490 YOUR LINE. 1084 00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:12,224 >> YES. 1085 00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:13,092 [laughter] 1086 00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:14,526 >> I'M IN MY LITTLE SHORT VELVET 1087 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,863 DRESS WITH MY GUMMY BEARS. 1088 00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:19,832 AND I AM FEELING SICKENING. 1089 00:28:19,832 --> 00:28:22,401 C-E-OH-NO-SHE-DIDN'T. 1090 00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:24,804 >> UP NEXT, DETOX. 1091 00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:26,205 SERVING MUGLER. 1092 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:27,006 >> OH, YEAH. 1093 00:28:27,006 --> 00:28:28,540 >> NO LADY IS EVER SURE AT 1094 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:29,275 NIGHT. 1095 00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:30,509 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 1096 00:28:30,509 --> 00:28:32,511 >> I'VE ANGEL PERFUME AND 1097 00:28:32,511 --> 00:28:34,046 MY THIERRY MUGLER BAG. 1098 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:35,481 TAKE THAT AND SUCK ON IT. 1099 00:28:35,481 --> 00:28:36,749 >> LOVE THAT BLAZER. 1100 00:28:36,749 --> 00:28:38,350 IT'S A REAL POWER TOP. 1101 00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:39,551 >> [cackles] 1102 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:40,820 KINDA LIKE ME! 1103 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,121 >> [laughs] 1104 00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:44,957 CATEGORY IS CANDY COUTURE 1105 00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:47,159 EDIBLE ELEGANZA. 1106 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:49,528 FIRST UP, ALASKA. 1107 00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:50,429 I THINK THE MATERIAL IS 1108 00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:52,564 A COTTON CANDY BLEND. 1109 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:53,900 >> I WAS HAVING SOME SERIOUS 1110 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,835 ISSUES WITH THIS COTTON CANDY 1111 00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:56,769 FANTASY. 1112 00:28:56,769 --> 00:28:58,604 SO I'M FEELING BEAUTIFUL AND 1113 00:28:58,604 --> 00:29:01,040 RIGHT, BUT PLEASE, CANDY 1114 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,475 COUTURE, DON'T FALL APART. 1115 00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:05,778 >> FLUFF THE MAGIC DRAG QUEEN. 1116 00:29:05,778 --> 00:29:07,179 >> MMM. 1117 00:29:07,179 --> 00:29:08,815 >> JINKX MONSOON. 1118 00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:10,716 IT'S A HARD CANDY CHRISTMAS. 1119 00:29:10,716 --> 00:29:11,784 >> AND HER BREATH IS MINTY 1120 00:29:11,784 --> 00:29:12,952 FRESH. 1121 00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:14,220 I DECIDED NOT TO WEAR THAT DAMN 1122 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:15,487 HOOP SKIRT. 1123 00:29:15,487 --> 00:29:17,056 I COULDN'T BE MORE PLEASED WITH 1124 00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:17,957 THE WAY IT TURNED OUT. 1125 00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:20,993 I AM THE ABOMINABLE SNOW JINKX. 1126 00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:23,062 >> PEPPERMINT PATTY REALNESS. 1127 00:29:23,062 --> 00:29:24,864 >> THIS IS A STAG PARTY. 1128 00:29:24,864 --> 00:29:26,632 [laughter] 1129 00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:27,934 >> ROXXXY ANDREWS. 1130 00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:28,868 >> OOH. 1131 00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:29,535 >> WOW. 1132 00:29:29,535 --> 00:29:30,837 >> TASTE THE RAINBOW... 1133 00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:32,138 >> BITCHES. 1134 00:29:32,138 --> 00:29:34,140 >> THOSE JUDGES CANNOT TAKE THIS 1135 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:35,141 COUTURENESS. 1136 00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:36,742 MISS THING, I KNOW MY BODY LOOKS 1137 00:29:36,742 --> 00:29:37,443 RIGHT. 1138 00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:38,845 THIS LICORICE IS EXACTLY WHERE 1139 00:29:38,845 --> 00:29:39,946 I NEED TO BE LAYING. 1140 00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:41,213 >> MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH. 1141 00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:42,414 >> I WONDER IF HER PANTIES ARE 1142 00:29:42,414 --> 00:29:43,615 EDIBLE TOO. 1143 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:45,184 >> THEY ARE. 1144 00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:46,285 >> DETOX. 1145 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:48,988 VERY SPLENDA IN THE GRASS. 1146 00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:50,823 >> MY CANDY COUTURE LOOK, IT'S 1147 00:29:50,823 --> 00:29:51,523 DETOX. 1148 00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:52,458 IT'S ELECTRIC. 1149 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:53,425 IT STILL HAS A LITTLE TOUCH 1150 00:29:53,425 --> 00:29:54,460 OF THE '80s. 1151 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:55,694 >> "LOLLIPOPULENCE." 1152 00:29:55,694 --> 00:29:56,428 >> YES! 1153 00:29:56,428 --> 00:29:57,596 >> IS THAT SOME BLACK LICORICE 1154 00:29:57,596 --> 00:29:58,397 I SEE? 1155 00:29:58,397 --> 00:29:59,131 >> UH-HUH. 1156 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:01,367 LICORICE AND LACE. 1157 00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:02,601 COMING UP... 1158 00:30:02,601 --> 00:30:05,571 WHICH ONE OF YOU SWEETHEARTS 1159 00:30:05,571 --> 00:30:07,273 DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE IN 1160 00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:08,474 THE TOP THREE? 1161 00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:09,475 [dramatic music] 1162 00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,743 * 1163 00:30:11,743 --> 00:30:13,745 >> [laughing] 1164 00:30:16,082 --> 00:30:17,917 >> [laughing] 1165 00:30:17,984 --> 00:30:19,986 >> WELCOME, LADIES. 1166 00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:21,854 THANKS TO YOUR CANDY COUTURE, 1167 00:30:21,854 --> 00:30:23,589 I'VE GOT A CAVITY. 1168 00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:25,491 AND IT'S THROBBING. 1169 00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:27,126 NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE JUDGES' 1170 00:30:27,126 --> 00:30:27,826 CRITIQUES. 1171 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:30,129 FIRST UP, ALASKA. 1172 00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:30,930 >> HI. 1173 00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:32,698 >> ALASKA, SO SUGAR BABIES WAS 1174 00:30:32,698 --> 00:30:33,365 REALLY CUTE. 1175 00:30:33,365 --> 00:30:34,333 I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A LITTLE 1176 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:35,667 SIMPLE. 1177 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:39,438 BUT YOUR SWEET 16, PERFECTION. 1178 00:30:39,438 --> 00:30:40,406 >> I SEE THESE GIRLS ALL OVER 1179 00:30:40,406 --> 00:30:42,174 MY PART OF LOS ANGELES. 1180 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:43,242 [laughs] 1181 00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:44,510 AND I LOVE HOW YOU COMMITTED 1182 00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:45,978 TO THE CHARACTER. 1183 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:47,346 >> THE COUGAR LADY, PERFECT IN 1184 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:48,247 EVERY WAY. 1185 00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:50,449 AND THE COTTON CANDY IS, TO ME, 1186 00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:51,350 THE BEST REPRESENTATION OF 1187 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:52,784 CANDY. 1188 00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:54,120 I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE 1189 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,888 WHEN YOU WALKED OUT. 1190 00:30:55,888 --> 00:30:57,223 THAT'S IMPORTANT. 1191 00:30:57,289 --> 00:30:58,490 >> ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP 1192 00:30:58,490 --> 00:31:00,592 JINKX MONSOON. 1193 00:31:00,659 --> 00:31:01,793 >> THE SUGAR BABIES NUMBER, 1194 00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:02,694 YOU REALLY STOOD OUT. 1195 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:03,595 'CAUSE I DID LIKE YOUR 1196 00:31:03,595 --> 00:31:04,763 GOOGLY-EYE BIT. 1197 00:31:04,763 --> 00:31:06,765 >> YOUR SWEET 16 PARTY GIRL-- 1198 00:31:06,765 --> 00:31:09,835 16 GOING ON 47. 1199 00:31:09,835 --> 00:31:10,836 LIKE, SHE DIDN'T FEEL YOUNG AT 1200 00:31:10,836 --> 00:31:12,004 ALL. 1201 00:31:12,004 --> 00:31:13,105 >> WHEN I WALKED INTO THE WERK 1202 00:31:13,105 --> 00:31:14,606 ROOM, YOU HAD A BIG HOOP SKIRT 1203 00:31:14,606 --> 00:31:15,774 THAT YOU HAD DOCTORED AND-- 1204 00:31:15,774 --> 00:31:16,708 >> OH, YES. 1205 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:18,210 I THINK IT WAS A GOOD CHOICE 1206 00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:20,412 NOT TO TRY TO DO TOO MUCH IN 1207 00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:21,680 ONE LOOK. 1208 00:31:21,747 --> 00:31:23,515 >> JINKX, YOU BREAK MY HEART. 1209 00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:25,651 I REALLY WANNA SEE CANDY GLUED 1210 00:31:25,651 --> 00:31:27,819 TO EVERY PIECE OF FABRIC THAT 1211 00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:28,687 YOU HAVE ON. 1212 00:31:28,754 --> 00:31:30,056 A HOOP SKIRT WOULD'VE ALLOWED 1213 00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:31,690 YOU TO GLUE MORE CANDY ONTO 1214 00:31:31,690 --> 00:31:33,659 YOUR OUTFIT. 1215 00:31:33,659 --> 00:31:36,362 >> UP NEXT, ROXXXY ANDREWS. 1216 00:31:36,362 --> 00:31:37,896 >> YOUR SWEET 16 PARTY GIRL, 1217 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,131 I LOVE THAT YOU DID THE EDIBLE 1218 00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:40,232 MARSHMALLOW JEWELRY. 1219 00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:42,001 ALTHOUGH, SHE WAS A REALLY 1220 00:31:42,001 --> 00:31:44,670 PROMISCUOUS LOOKING 16-YEAR-OLD. 1221 00:31:44,670 --> 00:31:46,505 >> THE EXECUTIVE LOOK I LOVE. 1222 00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:47,573 YOU JUST LOOKED LIKE A BITCH 1223 00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:48,307 ON WHEELS. 1224 00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:49,275 I LOVED IT. 1225 00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:50,909 >> YOU REMINDED ME OF, UH, 1226 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,344 THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA. 1227 00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:53,779 AND I LOVE THE CANDY COUTURE 1228 00:31:53,779 --> 00:31:54,546 OUTFIT. 1229 00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:55,881 YOU SHOULD MAKE IT FOR YOURSELF 1230 00:31:55,881 --> 00:31:57,483 OUT OF REAL FABRIC, BECAUSE YOU 1231 00:31:57,483 --> 00:31:58,484 LOOK GREAT IN IT. 1232 00:31:58,484 --> 00:31:59,918 IT'S SO FLATTERING. 1233 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:01,887 >> UP NEXT, DETOX. 1234 00:32:01,887 --> 00:32:03,589 >> I LIKED YOUR SWEET 16 '80s 1235 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:05,657 LOOK--YOUR ATTITUDE, THE JACKET. 1236 00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:08,194 AND THE SUGAR MAMA EXECUTIVE 1237 00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:08,961 REMINDED ME OF, LIKE, 1238 00:32:08,961 --> 00:32:10,662 GLENN CLOSE IN FATAL ATTRACTION. 1239 00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:13,099 >> YOUR CANDY COUTURE, THOUGH... 1240 00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:15,901 GIRL, IT'S A STRETCH. 1241 00:32:15,901 --> 00:32:17,536 >> IT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT THERE'S 1242 00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:19,671 A DISCONNECT BETWEEN BUYING 1243 00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:21,107 SOMETHING OFF THE RACK VERSUS 1244 00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:22,374 DESIGNING SOMETHING FOR 1245 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:23,142 YOURSELF. 1246 00:32:23,142 --> 00:32:24,143 AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION YOUR 1247 00:32:24,143 --> 00:32:25,344 TASTE LEVEL. 1248 00:32:25,344 --> 00:32:26,045 >> ALL RIGHT. 1249 00:32:26,045 --> 00:32:27,646 THANK YOU, DETOX. 1250 00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:29,982 LADIES, I HATE TO END ON 1251 00:32:29,982 --> 00:32:32,418 A SOUR PATCH, BUT I HAVE ONE 1252 00:32:32,418 --> 00:32:35,387 FINAL QUESTION. 1253 00:32:35,387 --> 00:32:37,289 WHICH ONE OF YOU SWEETHEARTS 1254 00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:39,558 DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE IN 1255 00:32:39,558 --> 00:32:42,928 THE TOP THREE AND WHY? 1256 00:32:42,928 --> 00:32:44,663 STARTING WITH JINKX. 1257 00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:46,765 >> THE ONE WHO HAS FALLEN SHORT 1258 00:32:46,765 --> 00:32:50,636 MOST OFTEN UP HERE IS DETOX. 1259 00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:53,405 >> ALASKA, SAME QUESTION. 1260 00:32:53,405 --> 00:32:56,442 >> I WOULD SAY JINKX MONSOON. 1261 00:32:56,442 --> 00:32:58,844 I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER, BUT 1262 00:32:58,844 --> 00:33:01,480 I FEEL LIKE THERE'S MATURING 1263 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,515 THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE. 1264 00:33:03,515 --> 00:33:04,383 >> ROXXXY ANDREWS? 1265 00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:06,085 >> JINKX MONSOON. 1266 00:33:06,085 --> 00:33:07,519 THE CHALLENGES THAT SHE NEEDED 1267 00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:09,355 TO STEP OUTSIDE OF HER BOX AND 1268 00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:11,023 DESIGN AND BE CREATIVE, SHE 1269 00:33:11,023 --> 00:33:11,757 DIDN'T DO WELL. 1270 00:33:11,757 --> 00:33:12,991 I HAD TO BE FUNNY WHERE I HAD 1271 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:13,725 TO BE FUNNY. 1272 00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:14,426 AND IT WHEN IT LANDED ME IN 1273 00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:15,227 THE BOTTOM, IT LANDED ME 1274 00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:16,162 IN THE BOTTOM. 1275 00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:17,529 >> DETOX? 1276 00:33:17,529 --> 00:33:18,830 >> I DO AGREE WITH THE OTHER 1277 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:19,565 GIRLS. 1278 00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:20,366 IT'S NOT REALLY A SCHOOL FOR 1279 00:33:20,366 --> 00:33:21,300 GIRLS. 1280 00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:22,268 IT'S A COMPETITION FOR THE BEST 1281 00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:24,270 OF THE BEST. 1282 00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:25,003 >> ALL RIGHT. 1283 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:26,038 THANK YOU, LADIES. 1284 00:33:26,038 --> 00:33:27,106 I THINK WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH. 1285 00:33:27,106 --> 00:33:28,907 NOW WHILE YOU UNTUCK IN 1286 00:33:28,907 --> 00:33:30,542 THE INTERIOR ILLUSIONS LOUNGE, 1287 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:33,379 THE JUDGES AND WILL DELIBERATE. 1288 00:33:33,379 --> 00:33:34,180 [engine starts] 1289 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:35,114 ALL RIGHT. 1290 00:33:35,114 --> 00:33:37,383 JUST BETWEEN US "GOILS," WHAT DO 1291 00:33:37,383 --> 00:33:38,150 YOU THINK? 1292 00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:40,552 LET'S START WITH ALASKA. 1293 00:33:40,552 --> 00:33:42,388 >> ALASKA REALLY BROUGHT THREE 1294 00:33:42,388 --> 00:33:44,290 FULLY REALIZED LOOKS. 1295 00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:47,126 I LIKED HER SWEET 16 NUMBER. 1296 00:33:47,126 --> 00:33:48,127 >> THE ONLY THING IS I WOULD'VE 1297 00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:49,361 MAYBE HAVE LIKED TO HAVE SEEN, 1298 00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:50,662 LIKE, A LIGHT COLOR DRESS. 1299 00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:51,763 LIKE, WHY BLACK? 1300 00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:52,931 >> IT'S THE DAYS OF WEARING 1301 00:33:52,931 --> 00:33:54,566 A LOT OF FLUFFY PINK DOESN'T 1302 00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:55,367 EXIST ANYMORE. 1303 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:56,135 YOU KNOW, THEY WANNA LOOK LIKE 1304 00:33:56,135 --> 00:33:57,002 A WHORE. 1305 00:33:57,002 --> 00:33:57,703 [laughter] 1306 00:33:57,703 --> 00:33:58,804 >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT, BOB? 1307 00:33:58,804 --> 00:34:00,472 [laughter] 1308 00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:02,874 >> THE EXECUTIVE SUGAR MAMA, 1309 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,476 SHE COMMITTED TO WHO SHE WAS 1310 00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:05,611 BOSSING AROUND. 1311 00:34:05,611 --> 00:34:06,578 I LOVED IT. 1312 00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:08,013 >> IT COULD GO REALLY BAD FOR 1313 00:34:08,013 --> 00:34:10,716 A MAN IN DRAG WEARING A BLAZER 1314 00:34:10,716 --> 00:34:11,950 AND A PAIR OF SLACKS. 1315 00:34:11,950 --> 00:34:14,086 BUT THE WAY SHE CUT IN AT 1316 00:34:14,086 --> 00:34:15,654 THE WAIST, THE WAY SHE PADDED 1317 00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:17,156 HERSELF, I BOUGHT IT. 1318 00:34:17,156 --> 00:34:18,490 >> I THOUGHT THE CANDY COSTUME 1319 00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:20,726 WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT REALLY 1320 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:22,661 SAID CANDY WHEN SHE WALKED OUT. 1321 00:34:22,661 --> 00:34:24,330 AND I THINK SHE KNOWS HOW TO USE 1322 00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:25,097 THOSE LEGS. 1323 00:34:25,097 --> 00:34:26,565 >> SHE'S BOWLEGGED. 1324 00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:28,434 >> YEAH, SHE IS. 1325 00:34:28,434 --> 00:34:29,701 BUT BOY, FROM THE CROTCH DOWN, 1326 00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:30,669 SHE'S A STAR. 1327 00:34:30,669 --> 00:34:32,804 [laughter] 1328 00:34:32,804 --> 00:34:33,505 >> DETOX. 1329 00:34:33,505 --> 00:34:34,940 >> HER SWEET 16 JUST LEFT ME, 1330 00:34:34,940 --> 00:34:37,409 LIKE, "UGH. REALLY? 1331 00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:38,844 I FEEL LIKE YOU CAN DO BETTER 1332 00:34:38,844 --> 00:34:39,578 THAN THAT." 1333 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:40,746 I'M NOT GETTING WHAT I WANT 1334 00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:41,847 FROM HER. 1335 00:34:41,847 --> 00:34:43,449 >> THE EXECUTIVE LOOK, WHAT 1336 00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:45,417 I LIKED MOST ABOUT THE CRAZY-ASS 1337 00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:47,753 HAIR JUXTAPOSED WITH THAT, LIKE, 1338 00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:49,288 VERY SLEEK SUIT. 1339 00:34:49,288 --> 00:34:51,390 >> SHE WAS VERY PREPARED WITH 1340 00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:53,459 THE FASHION THAT SHE BROUGHT. 1341 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:55,227 BUT THEN WHEN SHE IS ASKED TO DO 1342 00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:57,329 SOMETHING FROM SCRATCH, LIKE, 1343 00:34:57,329 --> 00:34:58,230 THE TASTE LEVEL, LIKE, 1344 00:34:58,230 --> 00:34:59,565 DISAPPEARS. 1345 00:34:59,565 --> 00:35:00,966 >> IF THEY'RE GONNA DESIGN THEIR 1346 00:35:00,966 --> 00:35:02,768 OWN DRESS, THEY HAVE TO KNOW 1347 00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:03,969 HOW TO WORK THAT DRESS. 1348 00:35:03,969 --> 00:35:05,070 SHE DIDN'T WORK IT AT ALL. 1349 00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:06,104 SHE NEVER DID ANYTHING EXCEPT 1350 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,073 JUST STUMBLE OVER IT AND TRIP 1351 00:35:08,073 --> 00:35:08,874 ALL OVER IT. 1352 00:35:08,874 --> 00:35:10,576 >> ROXXXY ANDREWS. 1353 00:35:10,576 --> 00:35:12,878 >> ROXXXY WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO 1354 00:35:12,878 --> 00:35:14,446 BROUGHT CANDY TO EACH AND EVERY 1355 00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:15,747 ONE OF HER LOOKS. 1356 00:35:15,747 --> 00:35:17,516 >> THE SUGAR MAMA EXECUTIVE, 1357 00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:18,617 I LOVED HER ATTITUDE. 1358 00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:19,718 THERE WAS SOMETHING--I KIND OF 1359 00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:21,220 LIKED THAT IT WAS A SHORT DRESS, 1360 00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:22,588 AND SHE'S KINDA GOT, YOU KNOW, 1361 00:35:22,588 --> 00:35:23,822 MUSCULAR THIGHS. 1362 00:35:23,822 --> 00:35:26,392 >> HER CANDY COUTURE WAS MY 1363 00:35:26,392 --> 00:35:27,293 FAVORITE OF THE NIGHT. 1364 00:35:27,293 --> 00:35:28,294 >> BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS 1365 00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:29,395 CANDY. 1366 00:35:29,395 --> 00:35:30,796 >> BUT SHE WORKED IT. 1367 00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:32,097 >> WHEN I WAS BACKSTAGE WITH 1368 00:35:32,097 --> 00:35:32,998 HER, SHE HAD SOMETHING 1369 00:35:32,998 --> 00:35:34,099 COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, SOMETHING 1370 00:35:34,099 --> 00:35:35,201 THAT LOOKED LIKE A CANDY-COATED 1371 00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:36,268 DORITO. 1372 00:35:36,268 --> 00:35:37,736 >> [laughs] 1373 00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:38,637 THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 1374 00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:40,138 >> YEAH, IT SOUNDS DELICIOUS. 1375 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:42,474 BUT I QUESTIONED IT, AND SHE 1376 00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:43,542 CHANGED IT, YOU KNOW? 1377 00:35:43,542 --> 00:35:44,543 AND THAT'S THE SIGN OF SOMEONE 1378 00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:46,144 WHO IS PAYING ATTENTION. 1379 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:46,812 ALL RIGHT. 1380 00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:49,515 MOVING ON TO JINKX MONSOON. 1381 00:35:49,515 --> 00:35:50,416 >> I THINK SHE'S A TERRIFIC 1382 00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:51,217 PERFORMER. 1383 00:35:51,217 --> 00:35:52,618 BUT AS FAR AS THE CANDY COUTURE 1384 00:35:52,618 --> 00:35:54,286 OUTFIT GOES, IT JUST DIDN'T 1385 00:35:54,286 --> 00:35:55,120 REALLY WORK. 1386 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,456 >> IF YOU CAN'T TELL THAT YOUR 1387 00:35:57,456 --> 00:36:00,526 '70s-INSPIRED LOOK ISN'T REALLY 1388 00:36:00,526 --> 00:36:02,661 DOING THE SWEET 16 THING, 1389 00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:04,095 I DON'T KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA 1390 00:36:04,095 --> 00:36:04,963 KNOW THAT. 1391 00:36:04,963 --> 00:36:06,031 >> SHE LOOKED LIKE BETTE DAVIS 1392 00:36:06,031 --> 00:36:07,399 IN HUSH...HUSH, SWEET CHARLOTTE. 1393 00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:08,133 >> [laughs] 1394 00:36:08,133 --> 00:36:09,768 I MEAN, TRULY--THAT LONG WIG 1395 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:12,438 AND THAT WEIRD LACY UGLY DRESS. 1396 00:36:12,438 --> 00:36:13,872 >> JINKX KINDA FAILED AT EVERY 1397 00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:15,274 SINGLE ONE OF THE THINGS 1398 00:36:15,274 --> 00:36:16,208 TONIGHT. 1399 00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:17,509 ALTHOUGH I DID FEEL, REALLY, 1400 00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:18,844 THAT SHE WAS GETTING THROWN 1401 00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:20,479 UNDER THE BUS BY ROLODEX HERE. 1402 00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:21,780 >> R-ROLASKATOX. 1403 00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:22,814 >> YEAH. THEY'RE ROLODEX. 1404 00:36:22,814 --> 00:36:23,849 I THINK THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, 1405 00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:24,983 LET'S GET TO THE TOP THREE 1406 00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:25,917 TOGETHER." 1407 00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:26,885 IT WAS LIKE SEASON ONE OF 1408 00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:27,886 SURVIVOR. 1409 00:36:27,886 --> 00:36:28,554 >> [laughs] 1410 00:36:28,554 --> 00:36:29,288 >> SILENCE. 1411 00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:30,922 I'VE MADE MY DECISION. 1412 00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:35,227 [singsong] BRING BACK MY GIRLS. 1413 00:36:35,294 --> 00:36:37,629 >> [laughing] 1414 00:36:39,998 --> 00:36:42,801 >> [laughing] 1415 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:45,804 >> WELCOME BACK, LADIES. 1416 00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:48,774 I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS. 1417 00:36:48,774 --> 00:36:53,512 ALASKA, YOUR CANDY COUTURE GAVE 1418 00:36:53,512 --> 00:36:57,883 THE JUDGES A REAL SUGAR RUSH. 1419 00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,251 YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS 1420 00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:00,352 WEEK'S CHALLENGE. 1421 00:37:00,352 --> 00:37:01,687 >> AHH! 1422 00:37:01,687 --> 00:37:03,555 [applause] 1423 00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:05,624 >> YOU'VE WON A PRIVATE PORTRAIT 1424 00:37:05,624 --> 00:37:07,225 SESSION WITH CELEBRITY 1425 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:09,461 PHOTOGRAPHER AUSTIN YOUNG. 1426 00:37:09,461 --> 00:37:10,128 MMM. 1427 00:37:10,195 --> 00:37:11,930 >> I'M IN THE TOP THREE. 1428 00:37:11,930 --> 00:37:14,966 I AM SO HAPPY. 1429 00:37:17,869 --> 00:37:20,672 >> ROXXXY ANDREWS, I'M GONNA 1430 00:37:20,672 --> 00:37:24,343 KEEP THIS SHORT... 1431 00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:26,077 AND SWEET. 1432 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,313 YOU'RE SAFE. 1433 00:37:27,313 --> 00:37:28,914 CONDRAGULATIONS. 1434 00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:29,815 YOU'VE MADE IT TO THE FINAL 1435 00:37:29,815 --> 00:37:31,249 THREE. 1436 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:32,551 YOU MAY STEP TO THE BACK OF 1437 00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:36,422 THE STAGE. 1438 00:37:36,422 --> 00:37:39,625 >> GOOD LUCK, MAMA. 1439 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:41,126 [deep breath] 1440 00:37:41,126 --> 00:37:43,795 >> DETOX, JINKX MONSOON, I'M 1441 00:37:43,795 --> 00:37:45,797 SORRY, MY DEARS, BUT YOU ARE 1442 00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:48,033 UP FOR ELIMINATION. 1443 00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:52,404 >> IT'S MORE THAN I CAN EVEN 1444 00:37:52,404 --> 00:37:53,639 PROCESS RIGHT NOW. 1445 00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:55,974 MY BODY, IT'S ALL NUMB. 1446 00:37:55,974 --> 00:37:57,943 >> I'M PISSED OFF THAT I'M HERE. 1447 00:37:57,943 --> 00:37:59,277 IT'S DEVASTATING. 1448 00:37:59,345 --> 00:38:01,913 >> TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME. 1449 00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:05,317 LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE 1450 00:38:05,317 --> 00:38:09,054 TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE YOURSELF 1451 00:38:09,054 --> 00:38:12,491 FROM ELIMINATION. 1452 00:38:12,491 --> 00:38:14,793 THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO 1453 00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:17,963 LIP-SYNCH FOR YOUR LIFE. 1454 00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:22,033 >> THE LIGHTS GO DOWN, AND 1455 00:38:22,033 --> 00:38:23,769 THE LAST THINGS I SAY TO MYSELF 1456 00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:26,338 ARE "I LOVE YOU, NANA" AND 1457 00:38:26,338 --> 00:38:28,507 "WATER OFF A DUCK'S BACK." 1458 00:38:28,507 --> 00:38:31,076 >> GOOD LUCK. 1459 00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:33,879 AND DON'T FUCK IT UP. 1460 00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:34,946 [upbeat exotica music] 1461 00:38:34,946 --> 00:38:40,686 * 1462 00:38:40,752 --> 00:38:47,526 >> [singing in Spanish] 1463 00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:49,728 >> THIS IS A PERFECT SONG FOR ME 1464 00:38:49,728 --> 00:38:51,463 TO PLAY UP A SCHTICK. 1465 00:38:51,463 --> 00:38:53,064 THANK GOD I'M NOT WEARING THAT 1466 00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:54,766 HOOP SKIRT. 1467 00:38:54,766 --> 00:39:00,606 * 1468 00:39:00,606 --> 00:39:01,607 >> I'M THROWING IN, LIKE, 1469 00:39:01,607 --> 00:39:02,608 A LITTLE SALSA TWIST HERE. 1470 00:39:02,608 --> 00:39:04,142 I'M BEING VERY SEXY. 1471 00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:06,578 GONNA SEND THAT BITCH PACKIN'. 1472 00:39:06,578 --> 00:39:13,985 * 1473 00:39:13,985 --> 00:39:15,286 >> I LOOK OVER AT DETOX AND 1474 00:39:15,286 --> 00:39:16,755 SHE'S DOING HER THING. 1475 00:39:16,755 --> 00:39:18,256 SHE'S PLAYING THE OPERA SINGER. 1476 00:39:18,256 --> 00:39:19,625 SHE'S DOING HER QUIRKY LITTLE 1477 00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:21,693 LIP-MOVING THING. 1478 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:22,861 IF I WAS JINKX, I'D BE WORRIED. 1479 00:39:22,928 --> 00:39:30,368 * 1480 00:39:31,637 --> 00:39:33,772 >> JINKX IS KICKING AND DANCING. 1481 00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:35,641 AND SHE'S BUMPING HER HIPS. 1482 00:39:35,641 --> 00:39:37,776 I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT DETOX 1483 00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:39,010 MIGHT BE GETTING OUT-DANCED 1484 00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:40,646 BY JINKX. 1485 00:39:40,646 --> 00:39:48,620 >> [singing in Spanish] 1486 00:39:59,364 --> 00:40:03,401 [laughter, applause] 1487 00:40:05,504 --> 00:40:06,938 >> LADIES, I'VE MADE MY 1488 00:40:06,938 --> 00:40:09,407 DECISION. 1489 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:10,241 >> WATER OFF A DUCK'S BACK. 1490 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:12,043 WATER OFF A DUCK'S BACK. 1491 00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:13,779 JINKX MONSOON... 1492 00:40:13,779 --> 00:40:17,716 SHANTE, YOU STAY. 1493 00:40:34,866 --> 00:40:37,268 DETOX, YOU HAD ME HOOKED FROM 1494 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:38,470 DAY ONE. 1495 00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:39,571 AND I CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY 1496 00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:40,672 SYSTEM. 1497 00:40:40,672 --> 00:40:43,141 AND NOW, NEITHER CAN ANYONE 1498 00:40:43,141 --> 00:40:44,375 ELSE. 1499 00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:47,713 NOW SASHAY AWAY. 1500 00:40:47,713 --> 00:40:49,447 >> IT'S BEEN SO MAGICAL AND 1501 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,449 SO HUMBLING. 1502 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:52,851 THANK YOU SO MUCH, FROM 1503 00:40:52,851 --> 00:40:53,985 THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART. 1504 00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:56,087 >> THANK YOU, DETOX. 1505 00:40:56,087 --> 00:40:57,322 >> I'M GONNA MISS ALL OF YOU 1506 00:40:57,322 --> 00:41:00,391 GUYS. 1507 00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:02,728 I LOVE YOU. 1508 00:41:02,728 --> 00:41:05,430 >> I LOVE YOU. 1509 00:41:08,199 --> 00:41:11,202 >> [yells] 1510 00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:12,904 IT REALLY FUCKING SUCKS THAT 1511 00:41:12,904 --> 00:41:14,005 I DIDN'T ALL THE WAY TO 1512 00:41:14,005 --> 00:41:15,440 THE TOP THREE LIKE I HAD 1513 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,042 INTENDED TO. 1514 00:41:17,042 --> 00:41:18,309 A BETTER FIT WOULD'VE DEFINITELY 1515 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:19,344 BEEN TO HAVE MY IN THE TOP 1516 00:41:19,344 --> 00:41:20,145 THREE. 1517 00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:21,680 BUT I JUST CAN'T THANK RU 1518 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:22,380 ENOUGH. 1519 00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:23,348 THE ONLY THING I HAVE LEFT TO 1520 00:41:23,348 --> 00:41:25,450 SAY IS...I'VE HAD IT. 1521 00:41:25,450 --> 00:41:29,487 BYE. 1522 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,222 >> THE TOP THREE-- 1523 00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:33,324 ONE FINAL CHALLENGE STANDS 1524 00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:37,228 BETWEEN YOU AND $100,000. 1525 00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:39,297 NOW REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE 1526 00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:40,465 YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL ARE 1527 00:41:40,465 --> 00:41:41,767 YOU GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE? 1528 00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:43,368 CAN I GET AN AMEN UP IN HERE? 1529 00:41:43,368 --> 00:41:45,336 >> all: AMEN! 1530 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:46,037 >> [laughs] ALL RIGHT. 1531 00:41:46,037 --> 00:41:47,739 NOW LET THE MUSIC PLAY. 1532 00:41:47,739 --> 00:41:48,740 [RuPaul's The Beginning] 1533 00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:51,710 * 1534 00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:52,811 >> * GET IT, GET IT 1535 00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:55,380 * G-G-GET IT, GET IT RIGHT 1536 00:41:55,380 --> 00:41:57,315 * THIS IS THE BEGINNING 1537 00:41:57,315 --> 00:41:58,717 * THE BEGINNING 1538 00:41:58,717 --> 00:42:00,285 * THIS IS THE BEGINNING 1539 00:42:00,285 --> 00:42:04,355 * OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE