1 00:00:01,449 --> 00:00:04,970 [rousing orchestral music] 2 00:00:04,970 --> 00:00:07,214 >> [meows] 3 00:00:07,214 --> 00:00:08,215 [eerie music] 4 00:00:12,426 --> 00:00:14,497 >> ONE YEAR AGO, 5 00:00:14,497 --> 00:00:17,500 IN AN ABANDONED STUDIO, 6 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:20,330 14 QUEENS WERE TERRORIZED... 7 00:00:20,330 --> 00:00:21,021 >> [cries] 8 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:21,676 >> [screams] 9 00:00:21,676 --> 00:00:22,401 >> [babbles] 10 00:00:22,401 --> 00:00:23,057 >> BROKEN DOWN... 11 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:23,747 >> NO! 12 00:00:23,747 --> 00:00:26,233 >> AND CA-TORTURED. 13 00:00:26,233 --> 00:00:29,270 SINCE THEN, EVIL HAS LAIN 14 00:00:29,270 --> 00:00:33,171 DORMANT, UNTIL NOW. 15 00:00:33,171 --> 00:00:35,242 [cackling] 16 00:00:35,242 --> 00:00:37,347 [coughs] 17 00:00:37,347 --> 00:00:38,314 OH, WHOA. 18 00:00:38,314 --> 00:00:39,625 WHERE'D THAT COME FROM? 19 00:00:39,625 --> 00:00:41,972 THIS SEASON, RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE 20 00:00:41,972 --> 00:00:44,044 IS ON THE EDGE OF GORY. 21 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,010 PIG'S BLOOD. 22 00:00:45,010 --> 00:00:45,735 [both scream] 23 00:00:45,735 --> 00:00:48,048 AS 14 UNSPOOKABLE QUEENS... 24 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,739 >> BASIC BITCHES NOT WANTED. 25 00:00:49,739 --> 00:00:51,775 >> PUT THE FEAR IN FIERCE. 26 00:00:51,775 --> 00:00:53,777 >> GAH-AHH-GGING. 27 00:00:53,777 --> 00:00:56,849 >> DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS FASHION, 28 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:59,128 SCARY GOOD CELEBRITIES... 29 00:00:59,128 --> 00:01:00,853 >> PUT A CORK IN IT. 30 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:03,684 >> AND SOME CRAZY, PSYCHO... 31 00:01:03,684 --> 00:01:04,650 >> OH, NO, GIRL. 32 00:01:04,650 --> 00:01:08,102 >> BITCHES. 33 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:09,414 WHAT'S--WHAT'S GOING ON? 34 00:01:09,414 --> 00:01:10,863 >> I WILL SHOW YOU VERSATILITY 35 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:12,106 WHEN SANTINO WINS A SEWING 36 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:13,625 COMPETITION AND VISAGE WEARS 37 00:01:13,625 --> 00:01:15,730 A [bleep] TURTLENECK! 38 00:01:15,730 --> 00:01:17,353 >> BUT DON'T BE SCARED. 39 00:01:17,353 --> 00:01:19,700 THERE'S TEARS AS WELL AS FEARS. 40 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:21,288 >> I'VE GIVEN UP EVERYTHING IN 41 00:01:21,288 --> 00:01:23,117 MY LIFE TO BE A DRAG QUEEN. 42 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:25,085 >> YOU HAVE OVERCOME THAT, 43 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,534 AND I'M SO PROUD TO SEE IT. 44 00:01:26,534 --> 00:01:29,019 I'M SO PROUD TO SEE IT. 45 00:01:29,019 --> 00:01:30,366 SO GET READY TO GET 46 00:01:30,366 --> 00:01:32,161 SCARED SILLY. 47 00:01:32,161 --> 00:01:33,265 >> BITCHIN'. 48 00:01:33,265 --> 00:01:35,716 >> RUPAUL'S DRAG RACEIS BACK, 49 00:01:35,716 --> 00:01:38,581 AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN... 50 00:01:38,581 --> 00:01:39,823 [screams] 51 00:01:39,823 --> 00:01:42,032 [screams] [voices screaming] 52 00:01:42,032 --> 00:01:43,827 [voices screaming] 53 00:01:43,827 --> 00:01:45,726 >> RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE 54 00:01:45,726 --> 00:01:47,555 >> START YOUR ENGINES 55 00:01:47,555 --> 00:01:49,109 >> RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE 56 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,627 >> MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN 57 00:01:50,627 --> 00:01:52,940 >> RU-RU-RUPAUL DRAG RACE 58 00:01:52,940 --> 00:01:54,873 >> START YOUR ENGINES 59 00:01:54,873 --> 00:01:56,185 >> RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE 60 00:01:56,185 --> 00:01:57,600 >> MAY THE BEST WOMAN 61 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,741 BEST WOMAN WIN 62 00:02:00,741 --> 00:02:02,467 DA-DA, DEE 63 00:02:02,467 --> 00:02:06,091 DA-DA, DEE, DA-DA, DA 64 00:02:06,091 --> 00:02:07,092 DA-DA, DEE 65 00:02:07,092 --> 00:02:07,920 DA-DA, DA 66 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,957 SEXY DRAG QUEEN 67 00:02:09,957 --> 00:02:12,477 [laughing] 68 00:02:12,477 --> 00:02:14,444 >> I'M HOME. 69 00:02:14,444 --> 00:02:15,238 [bleep], YEAH. 70 00:02:15,238 --> 00:02:16,550 I'M THE FIRST ONE. 71 00:02:16,550 --> 00:02:18,172 MY NAME IS ADORE DELANO. 72 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:20,001 I'M 23 YEARS OLD, 73 00:02:20,001 --> 00:02:21,831 AND I'M A [bleep] LIBRA. 74 00:02:21,831 --> 00:02:24,074 I'M SO EXCITED, I CAN PEE. 75 00:02:24,074 --> 00:02:25,628 I DON'T FIT IN WITH SOCIETY. 76 00:02:25,628 --> 00:02:27,561 I DON'T FIT IN WITH DRAG QUEENS. 77 00:02:27,561 --> 00:02:28,458 OH. 78 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:29,873 FOR ALL THE QUEENS TELLING ME 79 00:02:29,873 --> 00:02:32,013 THAT I'M NOT POLISHED ENOUGH, 80 00:02:32,013 --> 00:02:33,394 I JUST WANT THEM TO KNOW THAT 81 00:02:33,394 --> 00:02:36,432 I'M POLISH REMOVER, BITCH. 82 00:02:36,432 --> 00:02:40,505 I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR. 83 00:02:40,505 --> 00:02:41,506 >> HI, EVERYBODY. 84 00:02:41,506 --> 00:02:43,439 IT'S ME, BEN DE LA CREME. 85 00:02:43,439 --> 00:02:45,441 IT'S ME, BEN DE LA CREME. [giggles] 86 00:02:45,441 --> 00:02:48,202 [giggles] 87 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:49,341 OH, THERE'S ONE. 88 00:02:49,341 --> 00:02:50,618 MY NAME IS BEN DE LA CREME, 89 00:02:50,618 --> 00:02:51,999 AND I'M 31 YEARS OLD. 90 00:02:51,999 --> 00:02:52,862 >> BEN DE LA CREME. 91 00:02:52,862 --> 00:02:54,277 >> YES, DELA FOR SHORT, 92 00:02:54,277 --> 00:02:55,175 DUH FOR SHORTER, 93 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,004 MISS CREME, IF YOU'RE NASTY. 94 00:02:57,004 --> 00:02:58,074 >> PARTY. 95 00:02:58,074 --> 00:02:59,213 >> BEN DE LA CREME IS 96 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:01,181 EFFERVESCENT AND OPTIMISTIC. 97 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,630 WOW, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 98 00:03:02,630 --> 00:03:04,114 I REFER TO HER AS "TERMINALLY 99 00:03:04,114 --> 00:03:05,115 DELIGHTFUL." 100 00:03:05,115 --> 00:03:05,771 OH! 101 00:03:05,771 --> 00:03:07,290 SO POSITIVE THAT SHE COULD CAUSE 102 00:03:07,290 --> 00:03:08,326 DEATH AT ANY MOMENT. 103 00:03:08,326 --> 00:03:09,189 WELL, I'M GONNA PARK RIGHT NEXT 104 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:09,879 TO YOU. 105 00:03:09,879 --> 00:03:10,535 WE'RE ALREADY THE BEST 106 00:03:10,535 --> 00:03:11,191 OF FRIENDS. 107 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,019 >> WHAT'S YOUR SIGN? 108 00:03:12,019 --> 00:03:14,297 >> OH, I NEVER GOT ONE OF THOSE. 109 00:03:14,297 --> 00:03:15,298 [resolute hip-hop music] 110 00:03:21,615 --> 00:03:23,789 [whispering] WHO IS THAT? 111 00:03:23,789 --> 00:03:26,689 [whispering] WHO IS THAT? 112 00:03:26,689 --> 00:03:28,277 >> MY NAME IS GIA GUNN. 113 00:03:28,277 --> 00:03:30,037 I'M 23 YEARS OLD. 114 00:03:30,037 --> 00:03:31,418 GIA'S A FISHY GIRL. 115 00:03:31,418 --> 00:03:33,040 SHE'S C.C.C., 116 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:35,042 CRAZY CUCKOO [bleep]. 117 00:03:35,042 --> 00:03:36,181 JUST GOT OFF THE BOAT. 118 00:03:36,181 --> 00:03:37,803 YOU KNOW, LITTLE TRIP FROM ASIA. 119 00:03:37,803 --> 00:03:40,875 JUST LANDED LIKE FRESH TILAPIA. 120 00:03:40,875 --> 00:03:42,152 >> [laughs] 121 00:03:42,152 --> 00:03:43,430 GIA CAME OUT WITH A HULA-HOOP 122 00:03:43,430 --> 00:03:44,672 WITH A POCKET ON IT. 123 00:03:44,672 --> 00:03:46,053 SHE WAS REALLY LIVING 124 00:03:46,053 --> 00:03:48,158 FOR HERSELF, GIRL. 125 00:03:48,158 --> 00:03:49,574 >> I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GONNA KIND 126 00:03:49,574 --> 00:03:50,402 OF BE, LIKE, MAYBE 127 00:03:50,402 --> 00:03:51,886 THE MOTHERLY FIGURE. 128 00:03:51,886 --> 00:03:53,129 >> THE MOTHER--CALLED ME OLD. 129 00:03:53,129 --> 00:03:55,476 ALL RIGHT. 130 00:03:55,476 --> 00:03:57,547 >> OH, Y'ALL WANTED A TWIST, EH? 131 00:03:57,547 --> 00:03:59,342 COME ON, SEASON SIX. 132 00:03:59,342 --> 00:04:01,033 LET'S GET SIX-Y. 133 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:03,208 >> YEAH. 134 00:04:03,208 --> 00:04:04,865 YES, BITCH. 135 00:04:04,865 --> 00:04:05,762 WORK. 136 00:04:05,762 --> 00:04:07,592 >> MY NAME IS LAGANJA ESTRANJA. 137 00:04:07,592 --> 00:04:08,972 I'M 24 YEARS OLD. 138 00:04:08,972 --> 00:04:09,628 HI, GIRLS. 139 00:04:09,628 --> 00:04:10,388 >> HI! 140 00:04:10,388 --> 00:04:12,217 >> LAGANJA IS KNOWN FOR HER WILD 141 00:04:12,217 --> 00:04:13,667 AND AMAZING DANCE ABILITY. 142 00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:14,668 OH, WHOO! 143 00:04:14,668 --> 00:04:15,841 >> OH, DAMN. 144 00:04:15,841 --> 00:04:16,842 >> SHE'S GHETTO, BUT SHE'S 145 00:04:16,842 --> 00:04:18,879 ALSO CLASSY AND GLAMOROUS. 146 00:04:18,879 --> 00:04:20,087 >> BITCH. 147 00:04:20,087 --> 00:04:20,915 BITCH. 148 00:04:20,915 --> 00:04:22,538 >> OH, SO Y'ALL KNOW EACH OTHER. 149 00:04:22,538 --> 00:04:23,746 >> WE STARTED TOGETHER AT 150 00:04:23,746 --> 00:04:24,712 THE SAME CLUB. 151 00:04:24,712 --> 00:04:25,989 LAGANJA AND I ARE THE BEST 152 00:04:25,989 --> 00:04:27,474 OF FRIENDS, BUT WHEN WE DO 153 00:04:27,474 --> 00:04:29,821 COMPETE, THAT CAN GET UGLY. 154 00:04:29,821 --> 00:04:31,132 SHE'S VERY COMPETITIVE. 155 00:04:31,132 --> 00:04:32,202 >> GIRL, IT'S ABOUT TIME THEY 156 00:04:32,202 --> 00:04:33,514 GOT SOME FRESH FISH UP IN HERE. 157 00:04:33,514 --> 00:04:34,619 >> YES, MA'AM. 158 00:04:34,619 --> 00:04:37,691 >> SUSHI ROLL, SUSHI ROLL 159 00:04:37,691 --> 00:04:39,106 >> BARF. 160 00:04:39,106 --> 00:04:40,107 [militaristic music] 161 00:04:41,591 --> 00:04:42,523 >> [gasps] 162 00:04:42,523 --> 00:04:44,353 >> REPORTING FOR DUTY. 163 00:04:44,353 --> 00:04:47,148 APRIL CARRION IS IN THE HOUSE. 164 00:04:47,148 --> 00:04:50,497 >> all: YEAH! 165 00:04:50,497 --> 00:04:51,670 >> I'M APRIL CARRION. 166 00:04:51,670 --> 00:04:53,293 I'M 24 YEARS OLD, 167 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,122 DIRECTLY FROM GUAYNABO, 168 00:04:55,122 --> 00:04:56,675 PUERTO RICO. 169 00:04:56,675 --> 00:04:58,056 >> AND HERE I THOUGHT GAYS 170 00:04:58,056 --> 00:04:59,747 WEREN'T ALLOWED IN THE SCOUTS. 171 00:04:59,747 --> 00:05:01,818 >> APRIL IS A CROSS BETWEEN 172 00:05:01,818 --> 00:05:03,441 BJORK AND COCO ROCHA. 173 00:05:03,441 --> 00:05:04,718 WHAT'S UP, GIRLS? 174 00:05:04,718 --> 00:05:05,891 YOU KNOW, SOMETHING WEIRD, 175 00:05:05,891 --> 00:05:07,548 BUT SOMETHING GLAMOROUS. 176 00:05:07,548 --> 00:05:09,309 >> YOU JUST PARACHUTED IN, GIRL? 177 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,344 >> I'M NOT TOO SURE ABOUT 178 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:12,208 APRIL'S LOOK, BECAUSE IT'S 179 00:05:12,208 --> 00:05:14,417 GIVING ME A LITTLE BIT OF BUTCH, 180 00:05:14,417 --> 00:05:17,075 BUT, UH, SHE'S CUTE. 181 00:05:17,075 --> 00:05:17,731 NO. 182 00:05:17,731 --> 00:05:18,387 >> [laughs] 183 00:05:18,387 --> 00:05:19,388 [saucy jazz music] 184 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:22,045 >> HEY, BITCHES. 185 00:05:22,045 --> 00:05:24,841 Y'ALL READY TO ROCK AND ROLL? 186 00:05:24,841 --> 00:05:27,257 WHOO! 187 00:05:27,257 --> 00:05:28,120 OH, [bleep]. 188 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,501 I NEED TO PUT THESE BACK ON. 189 00:05:29,501 --> 00:05:30,675 NO, I'M JUST KIDDING. 190 00:05:30,675 --> 00:05:31,331 >> OH! 191 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,401 >> I'M JUST KIDDING. 192 00:05:32,401 --> 00:05:33,436 I'M KELLY MANTLE. 193 00:05:33,436 --> 00:05:35,024 I'M 37 YEARS OLD. 194 00:05:35,024 --> 00:05:36,474 MWAH. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 195 00:05:36,474 --> 00:05:37,371 >> LOVELY TO MEET YOU. LAGANJA. 196 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:38,441 >> GORGEOUS. 197 00:05:38,441 --> 00:05:39,615 I AM AN ACTOR. 198 00:05:39,615 --> 00:05:40,305 I'VE BEEN ON A BUNCH OF 199 00:05:40,305 --> 00:05:41,996 TELEVISION SHOWS, BUT I PROMISE 200 00:05:41,996 --> 00:05:42,928 I'M NOT GONNA WALK AROUND 201 00:05:42,928 --> 00:05:44,965 RECITING MY IMDB PAGE LIKE 202 00:05:44,965 --> 00:05:45,931 SOME PEOPLE WE KNOW FROM 203 00:05:45,931 --> 00:05:47,347 PAST SEASONS. 204 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,520 >> NICE TO MEET YOU, SWEETIE. 205 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:49,349 >> NICE TO MEET YOU. 206 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,557 >> ABSOLUTELY. 207 00:05:50,557 --> 00:05:52,075 KELLY LOOKED A MESS. 208 00:05:52,075 --> 00:05:53,111 THE LOOK WAS NOTHING TO 209 00:05:53,111 --> 00:05:54,181 GAG OVER. 210 00:05:54,181 --> 00:05:56,356 GLOWING HEARTS ON A SIMPLE DRESS 211 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,150 IS NOT GIVING ME DRAG. 212 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:01,878 >> THIS IS AWESOME. 213 00:06:01,878 --> 00:06:02,879 [spacey music] 214 00:06:05,675 --> 00:06:08,333 OH! 215 00:06:08,333 --> 00:06:09,714 >> GIRL, WHAT? 216 00:06:09,714 --> 00:06:13,096 AN ALIEN? 217 00:06:13,096 --> 00:06:15,375 >> YES. 218 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,066 YES, MAMA. 219 00:06:17,066 --> 00:06:17,963 COME ON. 220 00:06:17,963 --> 00:06:20,034 >> PULL IT DOWN, BABY. 221 00:06:20,034 --> 00:06:21,346 >> LET US SEE. 222 00:06:21,346 --> 00:06:22,589 >> IT WAS ALL DRAMATIC, AND THEN 223 00:06:22,589 --> 00:06:24,591 >> IT WAS ALL DRAMATIC, AND THEN IT WAS JUST-- 224 00:06:24,591 --> 00:06:27,007 IT WAS JUST-- 225 00:06:27,007 --> 00:06:28,146 >> YEAH! 226 00:06:28,146 --> 00:06:29,596 >> I'M VIVACIOUS. 227 00:06:29,596 --> 00:06:31,356 I'M 40 YEARS OLD. 228 00:06:31,356 --> 00:06:33,703 MOTHER HAS ARRIVED. 229 00:06:33,703 --> 00:06:34,394 >> YES. 230 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,809 [all talking at once] 231 00:06:35,809 --> 00:06:37,845 >> VIVACIOUS IS THE LAST 232 00:06:37,845 --> 00:06:38,881 ORIGINAL CLUB KID IN 233 00:06:38,881 --> 00:06:39,675 NEW YORK CITY. 234 00:06:39,675 --> 00:06:41,401 >> I'M LIVING FOR THIS HEAD. 235 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,056 >> YES. 236 00:06:42,056 --> 00:06:42,885 >> GIVE ME SOME HEAD RIGHT 237 00:06:42,885 --> 00:06:44,645 ABOUT NOW. 238 00:06:44,645 --> 00:06:45,922 >> MY LOOK IS THE VERY 239 00:06:45,922 --> 00:06:47,545 ABSTRACT ENTITY. 240 00:06:47,545 --> 00:06:50,030 VIVACIOUS IS LIVING ART. 241 00:06:50,030 --> 00:06:51,411 I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE WHO 242 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,791 THE NEXT GIRL IS, HONEY. 243 00:06:52,791 --> 00:06:53,827 >> I WONDER IF SHE'S GONNA BE 244 00:06:53,827 --> 00:06:55,863 AS FIERCE AS ALL OF US OR 245 00:06:55,863 --> 00:06:57,002 MORE MANLY. 246 00:06:57,002 --> 00:06:58,418 >> [laughs] 247 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,280 [siren wailing] 248 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:02,283 [siren wailing] [all hooting] 249 00:07:02,283 --> 00:07:04,044 [all hooting] 250 00:07:04,044 --> 00:07:07,185 >> YOU GOT SHE MAIL. 251 00:07:07,185 --> 00:07:08,151 >> SHE MAIL. 252 00:07:08,151 --> 00:07:09,014 >> ALREADY? 253 00:07:09,014 --> 00:07:09,981 >> WAIT A MINUTE. 254 00:07:09,981 --> 00:07:11,396 THERE'S ONLY SEVEN OF US. 255 00:07:11,396 --> 00:07:12,190 >> THERE HAS TO BE MORE 256 00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:13,571 GIRLS COMING. 257 00:07:13,571 --> 00:07:14,986 >> WHOO! 258 00:07:14,986 --> 00:07:15,642 >> DOES THAT MEAN THIS IS 259 00:07:15,642 --> 00:07:16,332 ALL OF US? 260 00:07:16,332 --> 00:07:17,298 WHO CAN COUNT THIS HIGH? 261 00:07:17,298 --> 00:07:17,954 IS THIS ENOUGH? 262 00:07:17,954 --> 00:07:18,955 >> NO, HONEY. 263 00:07:18,955 --> 00:07:20,819 THERE HAS TO BE MORE. 264 00:07:20,819 --> 00:07:22,718 >> WE INTERRUPT THIS KIKI 265 00:07:22,718 --> 00:07:24,996 TO BRING YOU A SPECIAL BULLETIN. 266 00:07:24,996 --> 00:07:27,481 THIS SEASON, THE DRAG REVOLUTION 267 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:30,208 WILL BE TELEVISED, SO DON'T 268 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:32,555 ADJUST YOUR SETS, BECAUSE THIS 269 00:07:32,555 --> 00:07:35,420 EXTRAVAGANZA IS BEING BROADCAST 270 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:38,147 IN H.D.S. 271 00:07:38,147 --> 00:07:39,148 [dramatic musical flourish] 272 00:07:40,390 --> 00:07:42,807 THAT'S HIGH-DEFINITION SHADE. 273 00:07:42,807 --> 00:07:44,360 MM-HMM. 274 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:46,189 WE NOW RETURN TO OUR REGULARLY 275 00:07:46,189 --> 00:07:47,743 SCHEDULED COMPETITION 276 00:07:47,743 --> 00:07:49,469 ALREADY IN PROGRESS. 277 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,368 [all whooping] 278 00:07:52,368 --> 00:07:53,887 HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 279 00:07:53,887 --> 00:07:57,097 [all cheering] 280 00:07:57,097 --> 00:08:00,238 WELCOME TO RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE. 281 00:08:00,238 --> 00:08:01,446 NOW, LET'S SEE. 282 00:08:01,446 --> 00:08:02,827 IS THERE ANYONE MISSING? 283 00:08:02,827 --> 00:08:03,724 UM, LET'S SEE. 284 00:08:03,724 --> 00:08:06,451 UM, ONE, TWO, THREE, 285 00:08:06,451 --> 00:08:09,247 FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN. 286 00:08:09,247 --> 00:08:13,113 SEVEN, THAT'S IT... 287 00:08:13,113 --> 00:08:14,321 >> SEVEN OF US. 288 00:08:14,321 --> 00:08:16,254 I MEAN, IS THERE NO BUDGET 289 00:08:16,254 --> 00:08:17,427 THIS TIME AROUND? 290 00:08:17,427 --> 00:08:19,499 >> BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME, 291 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,052 WE'RE NOT HAVING JUST 292 00:08:21,052 --> 00:08:22,881 ONE PREMIERE. 293 00:08:22,881 --> 00:08:25,194 WE'RE HAVING TWO. 294 00:08:25,194 --> 00:08:27,161 YOU ARE THE FIRST SEVEN QUEENS 295 00:08:27,161 --> 00:08:28,438 TO ARRIVE. 296 00:08:28,438 --> 00:08:30,337 THIS WEEK, YOU'LL BE COMPETING 297 00:08:30,337 --> 00:08:32,304 AGAINST EACH OTHER, AND ONE OF 298 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:35,204 YOU WILL BE GOING HOME. 299 00:08:35,204 --> 00:08:37,724 NEXT WEEK, IT'S PART TWO, 300 00:08:37,724 --> 00:08:40,174 AS SEVEN NEW QUEENS ARRIVE. 301 00:08:40,174 --> 00:08:41,866 BECAUSE THE ONLY THING BETTER 302 00:08:41,866 --> 00:08:44,834 THAN ONE BIG OPENING IS TWO 303 00:08:44,834 --> 00:08:45,801 BIG OPENINGS. 304 00:08:45,801 --> 00:08:47,527 >> YES, MAMA. 305 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,874 >> THIS WAY, NO ONE CAN GET 306 00:08:49,874 --> 00:08:52,083 LOST IN THE CROWD. 307 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:53,567 >> THERE'S SEVEN OF US, AND 308 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:54,879 THERE'S A [bleep] CLOSER EYE 309 00:08:54,879 --> 00:08:56,397 BEING WATCHED ON US. 310 00:08:56,397 --> 00:08:57,951 I'M [bleep] SCARED. 311 00:08:57,951 --> 00:09:00,609 >> BUT IF YOU PLAY BIG, 312 00:09:00,609 --> 00:09:02,369 YOU CAN WIN BIG. 313 00:09:02,369 --> 00:09:03,543 THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S DRAG 314 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,131 RACEWILL RECEIVE A SICKENING 315 00:09:06,131 --> 00:09:08,064 SUPPLY OF COLOR EVOLUTION 316 00:09:08,064 --> 00:09:08,996 COSMETICS. 317 00:09:08,996 --> 00:09:10,964 >> OOH, YES, MAMA. 318 00:09:10,964 --> 00:09:12,793 >> AND I'LL BE CUTTING A BIG, 319 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:17,384 FAT CHECK FOR $100,000. 320 00:09:17,384 --> 00:09:20,387 FAT CHECK FOR $100,000. [cheers and applause] 321 00:09:20,387 --> 00:09:22,044 [cheers and applause] 322 00:09:22,044 --> 00:09:23,390 >> NO MORE STREET CORNERS. 323 00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:24,771 >> OKAY. 324 00:09:24,771 --> 00:09:26,186 >> THIS WEEK, WE'RE GOING TO 325 00:09:26,186 --> 00:09:28,844 CELEBRATE EVERYTHING WE LOVE 326 00:09:28,844 --> 00:09:30,570 ABOUT THE BOOB TUBE. 327 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,814 #ALLTVALLSHADE. 328 00:09:33,814 --> 00:09:34,504 >> OH. 329 00:09:34,504 --> 00:09:35,367 >> OKAY. 330 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:37,231 >> STARTING WITH YOUR FIRST 331 00:09:37,231 --> 00:09:38,370 PHOTO SHOOT. 332 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,649 [cheers and applause] 333 00:09:40,649 --> 00:09:43,099 IT'S TIME TO TAKE A FLYING LEAP 334 00:09:43,099 --> 00:09:44,963 INTO SEASON SIX. 335 00:09:44,963 --> 00:09:45,861 >> [bleep]. 336 00:09:45,861 --> 00:09:46,551 [laughs] 337 00:09:46,551 --> 00:09:47,828 >> IT'S SEASON SIX, HONEY, AND 338 00:09:47,828 --> 00:09:50,382 >> IT'S SEASON SIX, HONEY, AND [bleep]'S GETTING GAGGY. 339 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:52,592 [bleep]'S GETTING GAGGY. 340 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,593 [creeping, eerie music] 341 00:09:58,356 --> 00:10:01,359 >> [shouting] 342 00:10:01,359 --> 00:10:03,361 >> [shouting] >> ARE YOU OKAY? 343 00:10:03,361 --> 00:10:09,678 >> ARE YOU OKAY? 344 00:10:09,678 --> 00:10:10,679 [lively electronic music] 345 00:10:15,994 --> 00:10:18,479 >> ADORE, MY DARLING. 346 00:10:18,479 --> 00:10:19,998 >> HI, RU. 347 00:10:19,998 --> 00:10:21,172 >> SAY HELLO TO CELEBRITY 348 00:10:21,172 --> 00:10:23,174 PHOTOGRAPHER MIKE RUIZ. 349 00:10:23,174 --> 00:10:24,451 >> HI. 350 00:10:24,451 --> 00:10:25,970 >> AND LET ME INTRODUCE 351 00:10:25,970 --> 00:10:28,558 THE NEW AND IMPROVED PIT CREW. 352 00:10:28,558 --> 00:10:30,837 THEY'RE BUFF, THEY'RE TOUGH, 353 00:10:30,837 --> 00:10:32,770 AND BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GAY 354 00:10:32,770 --> 00:10:34,841 SOCIAL NETWORK SCRUFF. 355 00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:35,911 >> PARTY. 356 00:10:35,911 --> 00:10:37,084 >> NOW, TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT 357 00:10:37,084 --> 00:10:38,914 THE BIGGEST LOSER, ALL YOU HAVE 358 00:10:38,914 --> 00:10:41,537 TO DO IS TAKE A QUANTUM LEAP 359 00:10:41,537 --> 00:10:43,608 AND STRIKE A SICKENING POSE 360 00:10:43,608 --> 00:10:45,714 IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS GIANT 361 00:10:45,714 --> 00:10:47,370 TV SCREEN. 362 00:10:47,370 --> 00:10:48,682 >> OH, [bleep]. 363 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:50,650 >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 364 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,547 >> WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR FROM 365 00:10:51,547 --> 00:10:52,479 THE GIRLS IN THIS CHALLENGE 366 00:10:52,479 --> 00:10:54,654 IS AMAZING FACE, DANCER-LY 367 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,035 BODY MOVES, AND CONFIDENCE. 368 00:10:57,035 --> 00:10:58,036 >> I'M REALLY SCARED THAT 369 00:10:58,036 --> 00:10:59,451 I MIGHT FLY OFF THIS [bleep] 370 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,488 THING, AND HEELS ARE GONNA GO 371 00:11:01,488 --> 00:11:03,076 FLYING HERE, AND EYELASHES 372 00:11:03,076 --> 00:11:04,664 ARE GONNA BE ON MY CHIN. 373 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:05,595 >> ALL RIGHT, KIDDO. 374 00:11:05,595 --> 00:11:06,458 DON'T BE NERVOUS. 375 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:07,356 I'M GONNA TALK YOU OFF 376 00:11:07,356 --> 00:11:08,633 THE LEDGE. 377 00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:09,841 >> THIS [bleep] IS NOT LIKE 378 00:11:09,841 --> 00:11:10,946 THE BUSINESS. 379 00:11:10,946 --> 00:11:12,188 >> WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 380 00:11:12,188 --> 00:11:12,879 >> OKAY, READY? 381 00:11:12,879 --> 00:11:13,742 >> YOU'RE GONNA COUNT IT OFF, 382 00:11:13,742 --> 00:11:14,432 RIGHT? 383 00:11:14,432 --> 00:11:15,260 >> OKAY, READY? 384 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:17,884 ONE, TWO, THREE. 385 00:11:17,884 --> 00:11:18,885 [bombastic musical flourish] 386 00:11:20,231 --> 00:11:22,336 >> [laughing] 387 00:11:22,336 --> 00:11:23,337 >> MY EYELASH. 388 00:11:23,337 --> 00:11:23,993 >> YEAH, THAT WAS 389 00:11:23,993 --> 00:11:25,098 A LITTLE AWKWARD. 390 00:11:25,098 --> 00:11:25,823 >> OKAY. 391 00:11:25,823 --> 00:11:26,582 >> DO PRETTY LEGS. 392 00:11:26,582 --> 00:11:27,687 LIKE, DO, YOU KNOW, LIKE, 393 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,860 A DANCER-LY THING. 394 00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:30,137 [camera shutter clicking] 395 00:11:30,137 --> 00:11:31,552 >> [yelps] 396 00:11:31,552 --> 00:11:32,519 >> YOU DID IT AGAIN WITH 397 00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:33,278 THE LEGS. 398 00:11:33,278 --> 00:11:34,176 >> I'M SORRY. 399 00:11:34,176 --> 00:11:35,418 I'M A GIRAFFE! 400 00:11:35,418 --> 00:11:37,317 >> ADORE LOOKED LIKE HER LIMBS 401 00:11:37,317 --> 00:11:38,801 WERE ALL BROKEN, BUT SHE GAVE 402 00:11:38,801 --> 00:11:40,423 REALLY AMAZING FACE. 403 00:11:40,423 --> 00:11:41,528 >> THIS IS LIKE AN EPISODE 404 00:11:41,528 --> 00:11:43,254 OF QUEER FACTOR. 405 00:11:43,254 --> 00:11:46,498 BEN DE LA CREME, YOU'RE ON AIR 406 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,811 IN THREE, TWO, ONE... 407 00:11:48,811 --> 00:11:50,261 [camera shutter clicking] 408 00:11:50,261 --> 00:11:51,331 [laughs] 409 00:11:51,331 --> 00:11:53,229 >> YOUR BODY WAS GOOD, BUT YOUR 410 00:11:53,229 --> 00:11:55,853 FACE WAS A LITTLE EXTREME. 411 00:11:55,853 --> 00:11:59,132 LET'S JUST DO A PRETTY ONE NOW. 412 00:11:59,132 --> 00:12:00,581 >> OOH, YES. 413 00:12:00,581 --> 00:12:01,755 >> OH, YEAH. 414 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,032 >> HERE'S TO THE LADIES 415 00:12:03,032 --> 00:12:04,344 WHO LAUNCH. 416 00:12:04,344 --> 00:12:05,966 GIA GUNN. 417 00:12:05,966 --> 00:12:06,898 >> CHECK OUT THE SIZE OF 418 00:12:06,898 --> 00:12:07,968 THAT SACK. 419 00:12:07,968 --> 00:12:09,521 >> [laughs] 420 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,765 NOW, ON TODAY'S SHORT FLIGHT, 421 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,871 WE'LL BE SERVING FISH. 422 00:12:13,871 --> 00:12:15,735 [camera shutter clicking] 423 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,184 [laughs] 424 00:12:17,184 --> 00:12:18,530 QUEEN DOWN. 425 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,601 >> WAS THAT GOOD? 426 00:12:20,601 --> 00:12:22,293 >> WELL, NO, BUT YOU CAN 427 00:12:22,293 --> 00:12:23,604 TRY IT AGAIN. 428 00:12:23,604 --> 00:12:24,433 >> OKAY. 429 00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:26,021 I HAVE NO [bleep] IDEA WHAT 430 00:12:26,021 --> 00:12:26,953 I'M DOING. 431 00:12:26,953 --> 00:12:28,333 I KNOW WE'RE TRYING TO GIVE BODY 432 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,922 AND MUG, BUT I'M JUST SO SCARED 433 00:12:30,922 --> 00:12:32,475 OF SNAPPING MY NECK. 434 00:12:32,475 --> 00:12:33,753 >> G-G-G-GIA. 435 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,754 [bright music swelling] 436 00:12:36,341 --> 00:12:36,997 [music flattens] 437 00:12:36,997 --> 00:12:38,447 [laughing] 438 00:12:38,447 --> 00:12:39,862 >> WAS THAT BETTER? 439 00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:41,139 >> I REALLY THOUGHT YOU'D BE 440 00:12:41,139 --> 00:12:42,554 BETTER AT GOING DOWN. 441 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:43,279 >> [chuckles] 442 00:12:43,279 --> 00:12:45,109 >> GIA MAY BE FISH, BUT SHE 443 00:12:45,109 --> 00:12:46,835 AIN'T FLYING FISH. 444 00:12:46,835 --> 00:12:48,733 >> LAGANJA. 445 00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:49,389 >> YES. 446 00:12:49,389 --> 00:12:51,218 >> COME ON DOWN. 447 00:12:51,218 --> 00:12:51,978 [camera shutter clicking] 448 00:12:51,978 --> 00:12:52,668 >> YES! 449 00:12:52,668 --> 00:12:53,324 >> [laughs] 450 00:12:53,324 --> 00:12:55,395 YOU LOOK JUST LIKE GOLDIE HAWN 451 00:12:55,395 --> 00:12:56,499 IN OVERBOARD. 452 00:12:56,499 --> 00:12:57,811 >> OH, I GET THAT A LOT. 453 00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,226 >> IF YOU CAN GO A LITTLE BIT 454 00:12:59,226 --> 00:13:00,296 HIGHER AND A LITTLE BIT 455 00:13:00,296 --> 00:13:01,194 FURTHER OUT. 456 00:13:01,194 --> 00:13:02,989 >> OKAY. 457 00:13:02,989 --> 00:13:04,887 >> QUEEN OVERBOARD. 458 00:13:04,887 --> 00:13:06,751 >> YES, GORGEOUS. 459 00:13:06,751 --> 00:13:08,235 >> SHE'S GIVING YOU A YOUNG 460 00:13:08,235 --> 00:13:09,616 JULIANNE "HOWE." 461 00:13:09,616 --> 00:13:10,651 >> OH, YEAH, JULIANNE... 462 00:13:10,651 --> 00:13:12,481 [coughing throatily] HOUGH. 463 00:13:12,481 --> 00:13:14,379 >> KELLY MANTLE. 464 00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:16,968 >> ONE, TWO... 465 00:13:16,968 --> 00:13:17,762 THREE. 466 00:13:17,762 --> 00:13:19,350 [camera shutter clicking] 467 00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:20,627 [flat brass notes] 468 00:13:20,627 --> 00:13:21,766 >> OH. 469 00:13:21,766 --> 00:13:23,216 >> IT'S VERY DOROTHY IN 470 00:13:23,216 --> 00:13:24,665 THE WIZARD OF OZ, 471 00:13:24,665 --> 00:13:25,632 LIKE, WHEN SHE WAS IN 472 00:13:25,632 --> 00:13:26,667 THE TORNADO. 473 00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,393 >> [laughing] 474 00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:29,187 >> YOU GOT ONE MORE CHANCE. 475 00:13:29,187 --> 00:13:31,327 >> YOU GOT ONE MORE TRY. 476 00:13:31,327 --> 00:13:33,019 [camera shutter clicking] 477 00:13:33,019 --> 00:13:35,953 THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE FOAM. 478 00:13:35,953 --> 00:13:38,024 APRIL CARRION. 479 00:13:38,024 --> 00:13:40,336 >> TRES, DOS, UNO. 480 00:13:40,336 --> 00:13:42,545 [camera shutter clicking] 481 00:13:42,545 --> 00:13:43,926 >> [laughs] 482 00:13:43,926 --> 00:13:45,479 I AM LOVING THIS NEW 483 00:13:45,479 --> 00:13:46,273 FALL SEASON. 484 00:13:46,273 --> 00:13:46,929 >> AH! 485 00:13:46,929 --> 00:13:48,103 I CAN'T GET OUT. 486 00:13:48,103 --> 00:13:49,138 >> IT'S THE BOOGIE WOOGIE 487 00:13:49,138 --> 00:13:50,208 BUGLE QUEEN. 488 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:51,969 >> WE TOTALLY GOT THE SHOT. 489 00:13:51,969 --> 00:13:53,798 >> VIVACIOUS. 490 00:13:53,798 --> 00:13:55,041 THERE ARE TWO THINGS I LOVE 491 00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:56,939 ABOUT YOU: 492 00:13:56,939 --> 00:13:57,906 YOUR FACE. 493 00:13:57,906 --> 00:13:59,839 >> [laughs] 494 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,495 >> LET'S GO. 495 00:14:01,495 --> 00:14:02,634 DO YOU HAVE A NAME FOR 496 00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,257 THE HEAD ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD? 497 00:14:04,257 --> 00:14:05,085 >> ORNACIA. 498 00:14:05,085 --> 00:14:07,122 >> ORNACIA, OKAY. 499 00:14:07,122 --> 00:14:08,675 I BELIEVE YOU CAN FLY. 500 00:14:08,675 --> 00:14:10,884 [camera shutter clicking] 501 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,299 OH, NO, YOU CAN'T. 502 00:14:12,299 --> 00:14:13,542 >> [laughs] 503 00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:14,784 >> [groans] 504 00:14:14,784 --> 00:14:16,614 >> ORNACIA WAS GIVING ME FACE, 505 00:14:16,614 --> 00:14:19,168 BUT YOU, NOT SO MUCH. 506 00:14:19,168 --> 00:14:20,480 [camera shutter clicks] 507 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,137 >> OH, BOY. 508 00:14:22,137 --> 00:14:24,518 ARE YOU OKAY? 509 00:14:24,518 --> 00:14:25,692 >> UH-HUH. 510 00:14:25,692 --> 00:14:26,969 >> WE GOT A GOOD SHOT. 511 00:14:26,969 --> 00:14:28,591 I KNOW IT'S A LOT TO WRAP 512 00:14:28,591 --> 00:14:29,869 YOUR HEAD AROUND. 513 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,526 [laughter] 514 00:14:32,526 --> 00:14:34,528 >> OH, MY GOODNESS. 515 00:14:34,528 --> 00:14:35,219 MISTAKE. 516 00:14:35,219 --> 00:14:36,254 >> YOU DID NOT JUMP WITH 517 00:14:36,254 --> 00:14:37,048 THAT HEAD ON. 518 00:14:37,048 --> 00:14:38,084 >> YES, I DID, HONEY. 519 00:14:38,084 --> 00:14:39,188 >> NO! 520 00:14:39,188 --> 00:14:40,327 >> YOU GIRLS LOOK DIFFERENT 521 00:14:40,327 --> 00:14:41,432 AS MEN, HONEY. 522 00:14:41,432 --> 00:14:42,674 >> YES. 523 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,780 >> DELA DEFINITELY DOES NOT LOOK 524 00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:46,609 THE SAME OUT OF DRAG. 525 00:14:46,609 --> 00:14:48,232 I COULD NOT CLOCK THE SPOOK. 526 00:14:48,232 --> 00:14:48,991 >> WELL, I'M TRYING TO GIVE 527 00:14:48,991 --> 00:14:50,268 A LOOK, STROLLING ACROSS 528 00:14:50,268 --> 00:14:51,545 THE ROOM. 529 00:14:51,545 --> 00:14:53,685 >> BUT GIA IS STILL A LADY BOY 530 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,860 IN OR OUT OF GEISH. 531 00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:58,276 >> I FEEL SO FREE, 532 00:14:58,276 --> 00:15:01,486 LIKE FREE WILLY. 533 00:15:01,486 --> 00:15:02,694 >> LOOKING AROUND THE ROOM, 534 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,904 THERE'S A LOT OF YOUNG QUEENS. 535 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,250 VIVACIOUS AND I ARE PROBABLY 536 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,941 THE OLDER ONES. 537 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:10,254 I'M SURE SHE'S OLDER, BUT 538 00:15:10,254 --> 00:15:12,394 YOU KNOW... 539 00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:14,706 >> THIS IS, LIKE, MY 21ST YEAR 540 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:15,673 DOING DRAG. 541 00:15:15,673 --> 00:15:18,124 >> 22 YEARS? 542 00:15:18,124 --> 00:15:19,090 >> 21. 543 00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:21,541 >> I HAVE BEEN IN DRAG FOR 544 00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:22,852 17 YEARS. 545 00:15:22,852 --> 00:15:24,509 >> OOH, YOU BETTER DO IT. 546 00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:25,890 >> YOU CAN NEVER STOP LEARNING, 547 00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:26,546 YOU KNOW? 548 00:15:26,546 --> 00:15:27,996 YOU NEVER STOP STUDYING 549 00:15:27,996 --> 00:15:28,928 YOUR CRAFT. 550 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,033 >> KELLY'S DRAG CALIBER IS 551 00:15:31,033 --> 00:15:33,691 JUST NOT TO WHERE I WOULD EXPECT 552 00:15:33,691 --> 00:15:35,003 IT TO BE FOR 553 00:15:35,003 --> 00:15:37,108 AN EXPERIENCED QUEEN. 554 00:15:37,108 --> 00:15:40,422 IF IT'S JUST NOT GIVING IT, 555 00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:42,803 IF IT'S JUST NOT GIVING IT, MAYBE IT'S JUST NOT FOR YOU. 556 00:15:42,803 --> 00:15:45,945 MAYBE IT'S JUST NOT FOR YOU. 557 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,256 >> THAT IS SO CUTE. 558 00:15:47,256 --> 00:15:48,740 >> OH, THANK YOU. 559 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,535 HOW IS SHE, THOUGH? 560 00:15:50,535 --> 00:15:53,400 >> GIRL, WHAT? 561 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,954 >> HOW IS SHE, THOUGH? 562 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:58,129 >> [bleep], ALL THE WAY OFF. 563 00:15:58,129 --> 00:15:59,786 ALL THESE GIRLS HAVE THESE CRAZY 564 00:15:59,786 --> 00:16:01,615 RHINESTONE DRESSES, AND 565 00:16:01,615 --> 00:16:02,996 I BROUGHT, LIKE, FOUR GOWNS 566 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,102 WITH ME, SO THAT IS MAKING ME 567 00:16:05,102 --> 00:16:07,000 VERY INSECURE AT THIS MOMENT 568 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,485 IN TIME. 569 00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:10,728 >> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 570 00:16:10,728 --> 00:16:13,524 [all talking at once] 571 00:16:13,524 --> 00:16:15,975 I JUST FINISHED BINGE-VIEWING 572 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,874 YOUR ON-AIR PHOTOS. 573 00:16:18,874 --> 00:16:20,393 >> OH, HONEY. 574 00:16:20,393 --> 00:16:23,741 >> AND A COUPLE OF YOU FIZZLED, 575 00:16:23,741 --> 00:16:26,295 BUT ONE OF YOU IS A TRUE 576 00:16:26,295 --> 00:16:28,953 FALLING STAR. 577 00:16:28,953 --> 00:16:30,955 FALLING STAR. THE WINNER IS... 578 00:16:30,955 --> 00:16:33,406 THE WINNER IS... 579 00:16:33,406 --> 00:16:35,822 LAGANJA ESTRANJA. 580 00:16:35,822 --> 00:16:38,342 [applause and laughter] 581 00:16:38,342 --> 00:16:39,136 >> OOH! 582 00:16:39,136 --> 00:16:40,551 HONEY, THESE LEGS 583 00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:42,311 ARE EVERYTHING. 584 00:16:42,311 --> 00:16:44,348 >> CONDRAGULATIONS, LAGANJA. 585 00:16:44,348 --> 00:16:46,143 >> THANK YOU, RU. 586 00:16:46,143 --> 00:16:47,834 >> OH, MY GOD. 587 00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:49,422 I TOTALLY FORGOT I AM 588 00:16:49,422 --> 00:16:51,286 DOUBLE-PARKED. 589 00:16:51,286 --> 00:16:53,840 DOUBLE-PARKED. GIRLS, FOLLOW ME. 590 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:57,878 GIRLS, FOLLOW ME. 591 00:16:57,878 --> 00:16:59,639 [truck beeping] 592 00:16:59,639 --> 00:17:00,916 [horn blares] 593 00:17:00,916 --> 00:17:04,713 >> RUPAUL'S STORAGE WHORES? 594 00:17:04,713 --> 00:17:05,852 >> OH. 595 00:17:05,852 --> 00:17:06,508 >> WHOO! 596 00:17:06,508 --> 00:17:07,164 >> HEY! 597 00:17:07,164 --> 00:17:08,372 WALK IT OUT, WALK IT OUT, 598 00:17:08,372 --> 00:17:09,131 WALK IT OUT! 599 00:17:09,131 --> 00:17:09,959 >> DON'T BE JEALOUS OF 600 00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:11,513 MY RUHAUL. 601 00:17:11,513 --> 00:17:12,790 >> OH, GIRL! 602 00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:14,240 >> SO DO YOU WANT TO MEET 603 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,655 THE OTHER SEVEN QUEENS? 604 00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:16,380 >> [squeals] 605 00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:19,383 >> [squeals] [all talking at once] 606 00:17:19,383 --> 00:17:21,005 [all talking at once] 607 00:17:21,005 --> 00:17:23,318 >> OH, MY GOD. 608 00:17:23,318 --> 00:17:24,767 >> OOH, [bleep]. 609 00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:26,769 >> OOH, [bleep]. GODDAMN MOTHER[bleep]. 610 00:17:26,769 --> 00:17:35,399 GODDAMN MOTHER[bleep]. 611 00:17:35,399 --> 00:17:36,331 >> DO YOU WANT TO MEET THE OTHER 612 00:17:36,331 --> 00:17:37,435 SEVEN QUEENS? 613 00:17:37,435 --> 00:17:38,195 >> [squeals] 614 00:17:38,195 --> 00:17:41,198 >> [squeals] [all talking at once] 615 00:17:41,198 --> 00:17:42,820 [all talking at once] 616 00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:44,339 >> WELL, FIRST, YOU'LL HAVE 617 00:17:44,339 --> 00:17:45,926 TO SURVIVE THIS WEEK'S 618 00:17:45,926 --> 00:17:47,411 MAIN CHALLENGE. 619 00:17:47,411 --> 00:17:48,826 >> all: OH. 620 00:17:48,826 --> 00:17:50,897 >> THESE BOXES CONTAIN ITEMS 621 00:17:50,897 --> 00:17:52,692 INSPIRED BY SOME OF TV'S 622 00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:53,865 GREATEST HITS. 623 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:54,521 >> YES. 624 00:17:54,521 --> 00:17:55,177 >> OKAY. 625 00:17:55,177 --> 00:17:56,454 >> NOW, USING THE JUNK FROM 626 00:17:56,454 --> 00:17:58,629 ONE OF THESE TRUNKS, YOU NEED 627 00:17:58,629 --> 00:18:01,528 TO CREATE YOUR BEST HIGH-FASHION 628 00:18:01,528 --> 00:18:02,460 DRAG LOOK. 629 00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:03,427 >> OOH. 630 00:18:03,427 --> 00:18:05,084 >> LAGANJA, YOU WON THE MINI 631 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,258 CHALLENGE, SO YOU GET TO ASSIGN 632 00:18:07,258 --> 00:18:09,674 ONE BOX TO EACH QUEEN. 633 00:18:09,674 --> 00:18:11,090 >> I'M GOING TO CHOOSE 634 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,161 DANCING WITH THE STARS. 635 00:18:13,161 --> 00:18:14,334 >> GOOD CHOICE. 636 00:18:14,334 --> 00:18:15,577 >> OKAY, MISS APRIL, I'M 637 00:18:15,577 --> 00:18:16,819 THINKING, BECAUSE OF YOUR 638 00:18:16,819 --> 00:18:18,821 ENTRANCE LOOK, YOU MIGHT BE ABLE 639 00:18:18,821 --> 00:18:20,202 TO TAKE DUCK DYNASTYAND MAKE 640 00:18:20,202 --> 00:18:20,996 IT WORK. 641 00:18:20,996 --> 00:18:22,101 >> [laughs] 642 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,517 >> OH, REALLY? 643 00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:26,622 >> DUCK DYNASTY. 644 00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:27,899 IS THAT FOR REAL? 645 00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,384 [sighs] 646 00:18:29,384 --> 00:18:31,179 >> GIA, DARLING. 647 00:18:31,179 --> 00:18:32,490 I'M GONNA GO WITH KEEPING UP 648 00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:33,526 WITH THE KARDASHIANS. 649 00:18:33,526 --> 00:18:34,975 >> THANK YOU. 650 00:18:34,975 --> 00:18:36,667 >> WHAT ABOUT VIVACIOUS? 651 00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:38,117 >> THE GAME OF THRONES. 652 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,119 >> OOH! 653 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,950 >> WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ADORE? 654 00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:46,297 >> I'M WHISPERING GOLDEN GIRLS. 655 00:18:46,297 --> 00:18:47,022 LIKE... 656 00:18:47,022 --> 00:18:48,403 [whispering] GOLDEN GIRLS. 657 00:18:48,403 --> 00:18:51,509 >> FOR MY SISTER, I THINK 658 00:18:51,509 --> 00:18:53,166 I WOULD LIKE TO GO WITH 659 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,685 HERE COMES HONEY BOO BOO. 660 00:18:54,685 --> 00:18:57,239 >> OH, YOU [bleep] BITCH! 661 00:18:57,239 --> 00:18:57,929 >> OH, REALLY? 662 00:18:57,929 --> 00:18:59,966 >> I SAID GOLDEN GIRLS. 663 00:18:59,966 --> 00:19:00,967 >> OH, [bleep]. 664 00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:02,071 I'M SORRY, MAMA. 665 00:19:02,071 --> 00:19:03,694 >> OH, NO! 666 00:19:03,694 --> 00:19:04,833 IT'S [bleep] UP, MAN. 667 00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:06,628 IT'S [bleep] UP. 668 00:19:06,628 --> 00:19:07,456 >> WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR 669 00:19:07,456 --> 00:19:08,630 KELLY MANTLE? 670 00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:09,631 >> I THINK I'M GOING TO GO WITH 671 00:19:09,631 --> 00:19:11,357 THE "DOWNTOWN" ABBEY. 672 00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:12,772 >> WELL, THAT MEANS THAT BEN DE 673 00:19:12,772 --> 00:19:15,602 LA CREME GETS GOLDEN GIRLS. 674 00:19:15,602 --> 00:19:16,431 >> THANK YOU FOR BEING 675 00:19:16,431 --> 00:19:17,432 A FRIEND. 676 00:19:17,432 --> 00:19:19,399 >> YES! 677 00:19:19,399 --> 00:19:20,193 >> GENTLEMEN, 678 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,988 START YOUR ENGINES, 679 00:19:21,988 --> 00:19:26,095 AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN. 680 00:19:26,095 --> 00:19:28,546 >> YES. 681 00:19:28,546 --> 00:19:29,202 >> OH, MY GOSH. 682 00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:30,238 WHAT DO YOU THINK WE GOT? 683 00:19:30,238 --> 00:19:33,102 >> [groans] 684 00:19:33,102 --> 00:19:34,000 >> OOH, SHE GOT SOME 685 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,553 FEATHERS, GIRL. 686 00:19:35,553 --> 00:19:37,762 >> LAGANJA, YOU HOOKED ME UP. 687 00:19:37,762 --> 00:19:39,316 >> THANKS, MAMA, FOR BEING 688 00:19:39,316 --> 00:19:43,803 SO FISHY TO THE FISH. 689 00:19:43,803 --> 00:19:46,185 >> IT'S ALL REDNECK STUFF. 690 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,669 IT'S CRAP. 691 00:19:47,669 --> 00:19:50,465 I GOT A BOX FULL OF CRAP. 692 00:19:50,465 --> 00:19:52,467 WHAT IS THIS? 693 00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:53,157 CRAP. 694 00:19:53,157 --> 00:19:55,194 LIKE, LITERALLY CRAP. 695 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,505 >> HOW ARE YOU, APRIL? 696 00:19:56,505 --> 00:19:58,542 DO YOU HATE ME YET? 697 00:19:58,542 --> 00:19:59,957 >> WHY WOULD LAGANJA THINK 698 00:19:59,957 --> 00:20:02,166 I CAN RELATE TO THIS? 699 00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:04,651 TOTAL CRAP. 700 00:20:04,651 --> 00:20:06,135 [sighs] 701 00:20:06,135 --> 00:20:08,448 [sighs] >> SHE'S [bleep]. 702 00:20:08,448 --> 00:20:12,832 >> SHE'S [bleep]. 703 00:20:12,832 --> 00:20:14,005 >> SKETTI. 704 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,007 I'M NOT HAPPY THAT LAGANJA 705 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:18,286 GAVE ME HONEY BOO BOO. 706 00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:18,976 I'M SORRY. 707 00:20:18,976 --> 00:20:20,322 THIS SMELLS SO GROSS. 708 00:20:20,322 --> 00:20:21,220 I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S 709 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,429 HER STRATEGY. 710 00:20:23,429 --> 00:20:24,740 I'M GONNA HEAVE. 711 00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:26,259 BUT IF SHE DID THAT ON PURPOSE, 712 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:27,640 THEN... 713 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,470 KARMA 714 00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:32,610 >> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 715 00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:34,405 [all talking at once] 716 00:20:34,405 --> 00:20:36,442 >> HERE COMESHONEY BOO BOO. 717 00:20:36,442 --> 00:20:38,340 >> [laughing] YEAH. 718 00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:39,617 >> ADORE. 719 00:20:39,617 --> 00:20:40,273 >> HI. 720 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:40,963 >> DARLING. 721 00:20:40,963 --> 00:20:42,206 YEAH, YOU WATCH HONEY BOO BOO? 722 00:20:42,206 --> 00:20:44,139 >> I DO, BUT I WASN'T HAPPY 723 00:20:44,139 --> 00:20:46,037 THAT I GOT THIS. 724 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,039 >> YOU WERE ALSO A CONTESTANT 725 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,040 ON AMERICAN IDOL. 726 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:49,800 >> YEAH. 727 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:50,973 >> HOW DOES THIS EXPERIENCE 728 00:20:50,973 --> 00:20:52,354 COMPARE SO FAR? 729 00:20:52,354 --> 00:20:53,942 >> IT'S SO CRAZY. 730 00:20:53,942 --> 00:20:54,908 >> WAIT, WHICH IS CRAZY? 731 00:20:54,908 --> 00:20:55,737 >> THIS IS CRAZY. 732 00:20:55,737 --> 00:20:56,841 >> [laughs] 733 00:20:56,841 --> 00:20:58,636 >> WHEN I WAS 17, I APPEARED 734 00:20:58,636 --> 00:21:00,017 ON AMERICAN IDOL. 735 00:21:00,017 --> 00:21:02,537 I MADE IT TO THE TOP 13. 736 00:21:02,537 --> 00:21:04,918 I'M PROUD OF IT, BUT I LOOK 737 00:21:04,918 --> 00:21:07,369 LIKE A LESBIAN JONAS BROTHER. 738 00:21:07,369 --> 00:21:08,543 >> NOW, DO YOU SEW? 739 00:21:08,543 --> 00:21:09,578 >> NO. 740 00:21:09,578 --> 00:21:10,614 >> I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU 741 00:21:10,614 --> 00:21:11,856 YOUNG QUEENS WHO DON'T KNOW 742 00:21:11,856 --> 00:21:12,581 HOW TO SEW. 743 00:21:12,581 --> 00:21:13,444 I DON'T GET THAT. 744 00:21:13,444 --> 00:21:14,238 >> I KNOW. 745 00:21:14,238 --> 00:21:14,963 I'LL GLUE IT OR SOMETHING. 746 00:21:14,963 --> 00:21:15,619 >> YEAH. 747 00:21:15,619 --> 00:21:16,585 >> I'M VERY, LIKE, PASSIONATE 748 00:21:16,585 --> 00:21:17,345 ABOUT THIS. 749 00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:18,346 >> BABY, I THINK YOU'D BETTER 750 00:21:18,346 --> 00:21:19,933 CHUG-A-LUG SOME GO-GO JUICE 751 00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:22,281 REAL QUICK AND MAKE IT HAPPEN. 752 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,352 >> [cries] 753 00:21:24,352 --> 00:21:25,732 >> VIVACIOUS. 754 00:21:25,732 --> 00:21:26,561 >> HI, RU, HOW ARE YOU? 755 00:21:26,561 --> 00:21:27,562 >> HI, DARLING. 756 00:21:27,562 --> 00:21:28,908 NOW, GAME OF THRONES. 757 00:21:28,908 --> 00:21:29,840 YOU EVER WATCH THAT SHOW? 758 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:30,806 >> YES, I THINK IT WAS 759 00:21:30,806 --> 00:21:32,221 THE QUEEN'S DAUGHTER WENT 760 00:21:32,221 --> 00:21:33,430 TO ONE OF THE OTHER KINGDOMS, 761 00:21:33,430 --> 00:21:34,500 AND SHE TURNED AROUND AND HAD 762 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:35,328 HER DRAGON TORCH 763 00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:36,674 THE WHOLE KINGDOM. 764 00:21:36,674 --> 00:21:38,366 SO I'M JUST GONNA TRY TO GET 765 00:21:38,366 --> 00:21:39,953 THIS AS FEMININE AS I POSSIBLY 766 00:21:39,953 --> 00:21:42,059 CAN WITH A COWL NECK 767 00:21:42,059 --> 00:21:43,474 AND A BABY DRAGON. 768 00:21:43,474 --> 00:21:47,064 >> A BABY DRAGON. 769 00:21:47,064 --> 00:21:49,135 YEAH, OKAY. 770 00:21:49,135 --> 00:21:51,137 WELL, WE WANT TO SEE GAME OF 771 00:21:51,137 --> 00:21:53,139 THRONESTRANSLATED THROUGH 772 00:21:53,139 --> 00:21:54,105 YOUR EYES. 773 00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:56,004 GIRL, IT'S GOT TO SCREAM 774 00:21:56,004 --> 00:21:58,731 "VIVACIOUS." 775 00:21:58,731 --> 00:22:00,008 KELLY MANTLE. 776 00:22:00,008 --> 00:22:01,043 >> HEY, RU. 777 00:22:01,043 --> 00:22:02,424 >> YOU REMIND ME... 778 00:22:02,424 --> 00:22:03,114 >> UH-HUH. 779 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,599 >> OF A YOUNG CAROL BURNETT. 780 00:22:04,599 --> 00:22:05,324 >> [sighs] 781 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,635 SHE WAS MY CHILDHOOD IDOL. 782 00:22:06,635 --> 00:22:07,740 SHE'S THE WHOLE REASON I EVEN 783 00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:08,465 STARTED PERFORMING. 784 00:22:08,465 --> 00:22:09,293 >> REALLY? 785 00:22:09,293 --> 00:22:09,949 >> OH, YEAH. 786 00:22:09,949 --> 00:22:11,778 >> SO YOU GOT DOWNTON ABBEY. 787 00:22:11,778 --> 00:22:13,608 I SEE SOME SORT OF ANTIQUE LACE. 788 00:22:13,608 --> 00:22:14,333 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO FOR 789 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:14,988 THE TOP? 790 00:22:14,988 --> 00:22:16,714 >> THIS WAS IN THE BOX, AND 791 00:22:16,714 --> 00:22:18,164 I STARTED THINKING, "THIS WOULD 792 00:22:18,164 --> 00:22:20,408 MAKE SUCH AN AMAZING CORSET." 793 00:22:20,408 --> 00:22:21,754 VERY KATE MOSS-Y. 794 00:22:21,754 --> 00:22:22,444 >> YEAH. 795 00:22:22,444 --> 00:22:24,273 LISTEN, YOU USE THE EXPERIENCE 796 00:22:24,273 --> 00:22:24,998 THAT YOU HAVE... 797 00:22:24,998 --> 00:22:25,758 >> OKAY. 798 00:22:25,758 --> 00:22:26,483 >> AND BRING IT TO 799 00:22:26,483 --> 00:22:27,449 THIS CHALLENGE. 800 00:22:27,449 --> 00:22:31,108 >> I WILL. 801 00:22:31,108 --> 00:22:32,178 >> APRIL. HOW ARE YOU? 802 00:22:32,178 --> 00:22:33,386 >> HI, RU. 803 00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:35,423 >> YOU GOT DUCK DYNASTY. 804 00:22:35,423 --> 00:22:36,147 >> YEAH. 805 00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:37,390 I FOUND THESE PANTS. 806 00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:38,184 >> OH, YEAH, THEY'RE SORT OF 807 00:22:38,184 --> 00:22:40,013 CAMOUFLAGE PANTS. 808 00:22:40,013 --> 00:22:41,360 >> I THINK I'M GONNA REALLY 809 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,982 TAILOR THESE INTO A HIGH-WAISTED 810 00:22:42,982 --> 00:22:44,535 PANT JUST TO MAKE IT 811 00:22:44,535 --> 00:22:45,571 HIGH-FASHION, YOU KNOW, 812 00:22:45,571 --> 00:22:46,710 'CAUSE A PANT CAN BE HARD 813 00:22:46,710 --> 00:22:47,987 TO TRANSLATE INTO HIGH FASHION. 814 00:22:47,987 --> 00:22:49,264 >> YEAH, IT CAN BE. 815 00:22:49,264 --> 00:22:49,989 >> YEAH. 816 00:22:49,989 --> 00:22:54,027 >> ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE A MAN. 817 00:22:54,027 --> 00:22:56,305 >> WELL, I THINK YOU NEED 818 00:22:56,305 --> 00:22:57,548 TO TAKE A RISK. 819 00:22:57,548 --> 00:22:59,447 >> HMM, OKAY. 820 00:22:59,447 --> 00:23:00,827 >> I'M SCARED [bleep]LESS. 821 00:23:00,827 --> 00:23:02,346 I'M NOT GONNA LIE, YOU KNOW? 822 00:23:02,346 --> 00:23:04,175 I CAN'T BE THE FIRST QUEEN 823 00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:06,937 TO GO HOME. 824 00:23:06,937 --> 00:23:07,938 >> G-G-G-GIA. 825 00:23:07,938 --> 00:23:09,008 >> HI, RU. 826 00:23:09,008 --> 00:23:10,009 >> YOU GOT THE KARDASHIANS. 827 00:23:10,009 --> 00:23:11,113 >> ABSOLUTELY. 828 00:23:11,113 --> 00:23:11,942 >> NOW, YOU SEEM A LITTLE 829 00:23:11,942 --> 00:23:12,977 BIT BEHIND. 830 00:23:12,977 --> 00:23:14,047 >> I NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT 831 00:23:14,047 --> 00:23:16,636 I HAVE THE IDEA TOGETHER FIRST. 832 00:23:16,636 --> 00:23:17,326 >> RIGHT. 833 00:23:17,326 --> 00:23:18,983 >> SO I'M THINKING, UM, 834 00:23:18,983 --> 00:23:22,021 SOME TYPE OF COLLAR AND MAYBE 835 00:23:22,021 --> 00:23:23,402 SOMETHING, YOU KNOW, LIKE, 836 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,818 COMING UP HERE. 837 00:23:25,818 --> 00:23:27,164 MAYBE SOMETHING FLOW-Y, BUT I'M 838 00:23:27,164 --> 00:23:28,337 THINKING I'M GONNA GO MAYBE, 839 00:23:28,337 --> 00:23:33,515 LIKE, VERY GOWN-ISH. 840 00:23:33,515 --> 00:23:35,862 LIKE, VERY GOWN-ISH. MAYBE, LIKE, A DRESS? 841 00:23:35,862 --> 00:23:38,175 MAYBE, LIKE, A DRESS? 842 00:23:38,175 --> 00:23:39,418 >> I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA 843 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,384 WHAT YOU-- 844 00:23:40,384 --> 00:23:42,179 [laughing] WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO. 845 00:23:42,179 --> 00:23:42,973 AND I'M WORRIED THAT YOU 846 00:23:42,973 --> 00:23:44,112 DON'T EITHER. 847 00:23:44,112 --> 00:23:46,942 >> OOF, RU JUST CLOCKED ME. 848 00:23:46,942 --> 00:23:47,805 >> ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. 849 00:23:47,805 --> 00:23:48,634 I'M GONNA LET YOU GET BACK 850 00:23:48,634 --> 00:23:49,358 TO WORK. 851 00:23:49,358 --> 00:23:50,014 >> OKAY. 852 00:23:50,014 --> 00:23:50,670 >> ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU. 853 00:23:50,670 --> 00:23:52,361 >> THANK YOU. 854 00:23:52,361 --> 00:23:53,259 >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES. 855 00:23:53,259 --> 00:23:55,157 GATHER ROUND. 856 00:23:55,157 --> 00:23:56,711 LATER, YOU'LL BE MAKING YOUR 857 00:23:56,711 --> 00:23:59,196 MAIN STAGE DEBUT, AND WE'LL BE 858 00:23:59,196 --> 00:24:01,405 JOINED BY OUR EXTRA SPECIAL 859 00:24:01,405 --> 00:24:04,891 GUEST JUDGE, MY AMERICAN IDOL, 860 00:24:04,891 --> 00:24:05,996 ADAM LAMBERT. 861 00:24:05,996 --> 00:24:09,102 [cheers and applause] 862 00:24:09,102 --> 00:24:11,484 [cheers and applause] SO DON'T [bleep] IT UP. 863 00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:16,455 SO DON'T [bleep] IT UP. 864 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,456 [pulsing electronic music] 865 00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:19,354 >> THE STAKES ARE HIGH. 866 00:24:19,354 --> 00:24:20,597 >> I CAN'T EVEN THINK PROPERLY. 867 00:24:20,597 --> 00:24:21,425 >> GIRL. 868 00:24:21,425 --> 00:24:22,530 >> THE FIRST QUEEN GOES HOME 869 00:24:22,530 --> 00:24:24,014 TODAY, AND NO ONE WANTS TO BE 870 00:24:24,014 --> 00:24:25,843 THAT GIRL. 871 00:24:25,843 --> 00:24:28,259 >> HOW DO YOU TAKE THIS OFF? 872 00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:30,745 SO I MAY HAVE OR MAY HAVE NOT 873 00:24:30,745 --> 00:24:32,298 GLUED MY GARMENT TO 874 00:24:32,298 --> 00:24:33,299 MY MANNEQUIN. 875 00:24:33,299 --> 00:24:35,991 THIS IS SO HORRIBLE. 876 00:24:35,991 --> 00:24:37,096 AH! 877 00:24:37,096 --> 00:24:38,097 I'M [bleep] RIPPING 878 00:24:38,097 --> 00:24:39,685 MY WHOLE DRESS. 879 00:24:39,685 --> 00:24:40,548 >> YOU GOOD, BABY? 880 00:24:40,548 --> 00:24:41,410 >> GO AHEAD, BABE. 881 00:24:41,410 --> 00:24:42,653 [speaking indistinctly] 882 00:24:42,653 --> 00:24:44,483 >> I MAKE ONE ATTEMPT TO HELP 883 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:46,588 THE BITCH GET THE ENSEMBLE OFF 884 00:24:46,588 --> 00:24:47,934 OF THE MANNEQUIN. 885 00:24:47,934 --> 00:24:50,765 IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE. 886 00:24:50,765 --> 00:24:51,662 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE [bleep] 887 00:24:51,662 --> 00:24:52,629 I'M GONNA DO. 888 00:24:52,629 --> 00:24:53,975 THESE BITCHES ARE BASICALLY 889 00:24:53,975 --> 00:24:55,494 READY AT THIS POINT. 890 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,875 READY AT THIS POINT. I'M FREAKING THE [bleep] OUT. 891 00:24:57,875 --> 00:25:01,154 I'M FREAKING THE [bleep] OUT. 892 00:25:01,154 --> 00:25:03,916 I'M FREAKING THE [bleep] OUT. [bleep]! 893 00:25:03,916 --> 00:25:10,336 [bleep]! 894 00:25:10,336 --> 00:25:11,337 [percussive music] 895 00:25:17,585 --> 00:25:20,588 >> [laughing] 896 00:25:20,588 --> 00:25:23,522 >> [laughing] 897 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,971 >> COVER GIRL 898 00:25:24,971 --> 00:25:27,249 PUT THE BASS IN YOUR WALK 899 00:25:27,249 --> 00:25:28,630 HEAD TO TOE 900 00:25:28,630 --> 00:25:31,875 LET YOUR WHOLE BODY TALK 901 00:25:31,875 --> 00:25:33,221 AND WHAT? 902 00:25:33,221 --> 00:25:35,223 [applause] 903 00:25:35,223 --> 00:25:36,569 >> WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE 904 00:25:36,569 --> 00:25:38,364 OF AMERICA'S GOT CHARISMA, 905 00:25:38,364 --> 00:25:40,918 UNIQUENESS, NERVE, AND TALENT. 906 00:25:40,918 --> 00:25:42,471 HELLO TO THE STAR OF 907 00:25:42,471 --> 00:25:45,026 2 1/2 BOOBS, MICHELLE VISAGE. 908 00:25:45,026 --> 00:25:46,165 [laughter] 909 00:25:46,165 --> 00:25:48,132 >> SEASON SIX, BRING OUT 910 00:25:48,132 --> 00:25:49,271 YOUR BITCHES. 911 00:25:49,271 --> 00:25:51,101 >> [laughs] 912 00:25:51,101 --> 00:25:52,516 SHAKE THE DICE AND STEAL 913 00:25:52,516 --> 00:25:54,518 THE RICE, IT'S SANTINO. 914 00:25:54,518 --> 00:25:55,726 WELCOME BACK, BABY. 915 00:25:55,726 --> 00:25:56,865 >> SOMETHING'S SMELLING FISHY, 916 00:25:56,865 --> 00:25:58,246 AND THEY SAY IT'S RU. 917 00:25:58,246 --> 00:25:59,627 >> [laughs] 918 00:25:59,627 --> 00:26:01,145 AND MIKE RUIZ. 919 00:26:01,145 --> 00:26:02,146 DID YOU FALL FOR ANY OF MY 920 00:26:02,146 --> 00:26:03,354 GIRLS YESTERDAY? 921 00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:04,010 >> I DID. 922 00:26:04,010 --> 00:26:05,425 I FELL HARD. 923 00:26:05,425 --> 00:26:06,703 >> [laughs] 924 00:26:06,703 --> 00:26:08,394 AND PRESIDENT OF THE GLAMBERT 925 00:26:08,394 --> 00:26:11,362 NATION, ADAM LAMBERT IS HERE. 926 00:26:11,362 --> 00:26:12,916 YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD TONIGHT. 927 00:26:12,916 --> 00:26:13,641 >> OH, THANK YOU. 928 00:26:13,641 --> 00:26:14,434 SO DO YOU. 929 00:26:14,434 --> 00:26:15,228 >> OH, THANK YOU. 930 00:26:15,228 --> 00:26:15,884 WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER 931 00:26:15,884 --> 00:26:16,575 THE SHOW? 932 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:17,610 >> ANYTHING YOU WANT. 933 00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:18,887 [both laugh] 934 00:26:18,887 --> 00:26:20,579 >> FOR THIS WEEK'S BIG OPENING, 935 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:22,235 WE CHALLENGED OUR FIRST SEVEN 936 00:26:22,235 --> 00:26:24,513 QUEENS TO TAKE LEFTOVERS FROM 937 00:26:24,513 --> 00:26:26,964 TV'S GREATEST HITS AND CREATE 938 00:26:26,964 --> 00:26:30,140 THEIR VERY OWN RUNWAY COUTURE. 939 00:26:30,140 --> 00:26:32,383 GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES, 940 00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:35,317 AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN. 941 00:26:35,317 --> 00:26:37,388 NOW, SISSY THAT WALK. 942 00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:39,736 G-G-G-GIA. 943 00:26:39,736 --> 00:26:40,599 KEEPING UP WITH 944 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,186 THE KARDASHIANS. 945 00:26:42,186 --> 00:26:42,877 KEEPING UP WITH 946 00:26:42,877 --> 00:26:44,257 THE KAR-DAY-SHIANS. 947 00:26:44,257 --> 00:26:46,052 >> [laughs] 948 00:26:46,052 --> 00:26:47,260 >> SO I'M THE FIRST ONE OUT 949 00:26:47,260 --> 00:26:48,227 ON THE RUNWAY. 950 00:26:48,227 --> 00:26:49,573 I'M READY TO SET THAT TONE 951 00:26:49,573 --> 00:26:50,747 FOR THOSE BITCHES THAT HAVE 952 00:26:50,747 --> 00:26:52,024 TO FOLLOW ME. 953 00:26:52,024 --> 00:26:54,682 MY LEGS ARE BRONZED AND TANNED 954 00:26:54,682 --> 00:26:56,649 FOR THE GODS, SERVING UP 955 00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:59,065 KIM K. REALNESS. 956 00:26:59,065 --> 00:27:00,135 >> IS THAT THE LONG-LOST SISTER 957 00:27:00,135 --> 00:27:01,550 MEI LING KARDASHIAN? 958 00:27:01,550 --> 00:27:02,482 >> YES. 959 00:27:02,482 --> 00:27:04,105 >> KIMORA LEE KAR-DAY-SHIAN. 960 00:27:04,105 --> 00:27:06,245 >> OH. 961 00:27:06,245 --> 00:27:07,729 >> APRIL CARRION, 962 00:27:07,729 --> 00:27:10,007 SERVING TUCK DYNASTY. 963 00:27:10,007 --> 00:27:10,663 >> [laughs] 964 00:27:10,663 --> 00:27:11,388 >> [quacks] 965 00:27:11,388 --> 00:27:12,527 >> IS THAT A DECOY IN HER 966 00:27:12,527 --> 00:27:13,666 POCKET, OR IS SHE JUST HAPPY 967 00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:14,667 TO SEE ME? 968 00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:15,634 [laughter] 969 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,152 >> I'M WALKING ON THE RUNWAY 970 00:27:17,152 --> 00:27:18,809 FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, 971 00:27:18,809 --> 00:27:20,811 AND I'M ROCKING IT. 972 00:27:20,811 --> 00:27:22,744 I CAN SEE ADAM LAMBERT WATCHING 973 00:27:22,744 --> 00:27:24,056 ME STYLE. 974 00:27:24,056 --> 00:27:25,678 HE WANTS SOME CHICKEN LEGS. 975 00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:27,128 I KNOW IT. 976 00:27:27,128 --> 00:27:28,198 >> TAKING HER DUCK OUT 977 00:27:28,198 --> 00:27:29,061 FOR A DRAG. 978 00:27:29,061 --> 00:27:31,442 [laughter] 979 00:27:31,442 --> 00:27:33,617 >> LAGANJA ESTRANJA, 980 00:27:33,617 --> 00:27:35,550 SERVING DANCING WITH THE STARS. 981 00:27:35,550 --> 00:27:37,656 NOMI MALONE, SHOWGIRLS. 982 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:38,795 VERY QUEEN OF THE NIGHT. 983 00:27:38,795 --> 00:27:40,624 WHITNEY, WHERE'S YOUR BODYGUARD? 984 00:27:40,624 --> 00:27:41,729 OH, SHE'S GOING THAT WAY. 985 00:27:41,729 --> 00:27:43,696 [laughter] 986 00:27:43,696 --> 00:27:45,284 >> THEY CAN'T HANDLE ME. 987 00:27:45,284 --> 00:27:46,941 IT'S LEG FOR DAYS, 988 00:27:46,941 --> 00:27:48,287 TRAIN FOR MONTHS, 989 00:27:48,287 --> 00:27:51,048 AND FACE FOR YEARS. 990 00:27:51,048 --> 00:27:51,808 >> WHOA! 991 00:27:51,808 --> 00:27:55,501 >> HEY, SOLID GOLD. 992 00:27:55,501 --> 00:27:56,882 KELLY MANTLE. 993 00:27:56,882 --> 00:27:58,711 NOW, SHE'S DOING DOWNTON ABBEY. 994 00:27:58,711 --> 00:28:00,575 >> OH, CHRISTINE BARANKSI'S 995 00:28:00,575 --> 00:28:01,610 IN THE HOUSE. 996 00:28:01,610 --> 00:28:02,646 [laughter] 997 00:28:02,646 --> 00:28:03,958 >> I'VE GOT MY HAIR. 998 00:28:03,958 --> 00:28:05,684 I'VE GOT MY MAKEUP DID. 999 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:08,721 I'VE GOT MY 28-INCH WAIST. 1000 00:28:08,721 --> 00:28:09,618 OKAY? 1001 00:28:09,618 --> 00:28:11,551 I AM WORKING IT LIKE A '90s 1002 00:28:11,551 --> 00:28:12,691 RUNWAY MODEL. 1003 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:13,830 >> THERE'S SOME KRISTEN WIIG-Y 1004 00:28:13,830 --> 00:28:14,969 IN THERE. 1005 00:28:14,969 --> 00:28:15,832 >> SHE GETTING WIIG-Y WITH IT? 1006 00:28:15,832 --> 00:28:17,005 >> UH-OH, HEY. 1007 00:28:17,005 --> 00:28:19,249 >> [laughing] 1008 00:28:19,249 --> 00:28:20,871 >> ADORE DELANO, 1009 00:28:20,871 --> 00:28:22,010 HONEY BOO BOO CHILD. 1010 00:28:22,010 --> 00:28:23,702 >> HONEY CHILD. 1011 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,289 >> I'D BET $100,000 WOULD MAKE 1012 00:28:25,289 --> 00:28:26,290 HER HOLLER. 1013 00:28:26,290 --> 00:28:28,534 >> [laughs] 1014 00:28:28,534 --> 00:28:29,777 >> I'M SCARED. 1015 00:28:29,777 --> 00:28:31,537 I LOOK LIKE A [bleep] MESS, 1016 00:28:31,537 --> 00:28:34,229 BUT I DO NOT WANT TO GO HOME, 1017 00:28:34,229 --> 00:28:36,404 SO I NEED TO SELL THIS GARMENT 1018 00:28:36,404 --> 00:28:38,026 LIKE IT'S A 2004 1019 00:28:38,026 --> 00:28:39,718 HEATHERETTE SHOW. 1020 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,409 >> SHH, IT'S A WIG. 1021 00:28:41,409 --> 00:28:44,412 [laughter] 1022 00:28:44,412 --> 00:28:45,965 REPRESENTING THE GAME OF 1023 00:28:45,965 --> 00:28:48,519 THRONES,VIVACIOUS. 1024 00:28:48,519 --> 00:28:49,175 >> OOH. 1025 00:28:49,175 --> 00:28:50,280 >> HEY. 1026 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:51,315 >> MARY J. IN THE HOUSE. 1027 00:28:51,315 --> 00:28:52,351 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 1028 00:28:52,351 --> 00:28:54,422 GAME OF THRONESIN THE 411. 1029 00:28:54,422 --> 00:28:56,700 [laughter] 1030 00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:57,770 >> I AM WALKING DOWN THAT 1031 00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:59,013 RUNWAY, AND I AM SERVING IT 1032 00:28:59,013 --> 00:29:00,048 DOWN, MISS THING. 1033 00:29:00,048 --> 00:29:01,809 I AM GIVING YOU OLD-SCHOOL STYLE 1034 00:29:01,809 --> 00:29:04,397 NEW YORK WALK, WALK, WALK, POSE. 1035 00:29:04,397 --> 00:29:07,090 >> WHAT TIME IS IT ON YOUR CROW? 1036 00:29:07,090 --> 00:29:08,263 >> WELCOME TO HER QUEENDOM. 1037 00:29:08,263 --> 00:29:09,748 AIN'T NO RED WEDDING HERE. 1038 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:10,438 >> UH-UH. 1039 00:29:10,438 --> 00:29:12,647 >> UH-UH. 1040 00:29:12,647 --> 00:29:14,166 BEN DE LA CREME, 1041 00:29:14,166 --> 00:29:16,824 SERVING GOLDEN GIRLS. 1042 00:29:16,824 --> 00:29:18,618 MICHELLE VISAGE. 1043 00:29:18,618 --> 00:29:19,896 >> BITCH STOLE YOUR LOOK. 1044 00:29:19,896 --> 00:29:21,725 >> [laughing] 1045 00:29:21,725 --> 00:29:23,278 >> BEN DE LA CREME VISAGE. 1046 00:29:23,278 --> 00:29:24,555 >> IT'S MY FIRSTBORN. 1047 00:29:24,555 --> 00:29:25,625 >> I'M GIVING BEN DE LA CREME 1048 00:29:25,625 --> 00:29:26,592 IN HER FULL GLORY. 1049 00:29:26,592 --> 00:29:28,318 I'M GIVING THEM THE SEX APPEAL, 1050 00:29:28,318 --> 00:29:29,353 BUT I'M ALSO GIVING THEM 1051 00:29:29,353 --> 00:29:30,976 THE CAMP AND THE FUN AND 1052 00:29:30,976 --> 00:29:32,460 THE GOOFINESS. 1053 00:29:32,460 --> 00:29:33,633 >> CHEESECAKE. 1054 00:29:33,633 --> 00:29:35,394 >> MMM, EAT IT. 1055 00:29:35,394 --> 00:29:37,914 >> NOW, SISSY THAT WALK. 1056 00:29:37,914 --> 00:29:39,260 >> I FELT LIKE IT WAS BOY. 1057 00:29:39,260 --> 00:29:40,226 >> YOU'RE TRIPPING. 1058 00:29:40,226 --> 00:29:41,676 >> THAT SKIRT IS HORRIBLE. 1059 00:29:41,676 --> 00:29:43,954 >> THAT SKIRT IS HORRIBLE. >> HIDEOUS. 1060 00:29:43,954 --> 00:29:50,547 >> HIDEOUS. 1061 00:29:50,547 --> 00:29:51,790 >> WELCOME, LADIES. 1062 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:52,998 IT'S TIME FOR THE JUDGES' 1063 00:29:52,998 --> 00:29:55,138 CRITIQUES. 1064 00:29:55,138 --> 00:29:58,244 FIRST UP, G-G-GIA GUNN. 1065 00:29:58,244 --> 00:29:59,038 >> I THINK YOUR LOOK IS 1066 00:29:59,038 --> 00:30:00,281 WELL-ASSEMBLED. 1067 00:30:00,281 --> 00:30:01,765 YOUR HAIR IS FLAWLESS. 1068 00:30:01,765 --> 00:30:02,559 >> I COULD TELL THAT YOU'RE 1069 00:30:02,559 --> 00:30:03,802 THE FEISTY ONE. 1070 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:04,803 >> ABSOLUTELY. 1071 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:05,873 >> ONE THING I WANT YOU TO BE 1072 00:30:05,873 --> 00:30:07,391 CONSCIOUS OF: A BOOTY WITH 1073 00:30:07,391 --> 00:30:09,255 AN OPEN LEG CUTS YOUR LEG. 1074 00:30:09,255 --> 00:30:10,705 >> ABSOLUTELY. 1075 00:30:10,705 --> 00:30:12,880 >> I LIKE THE BOOTY. 1076 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:13,777 >> THANK YOU, GIA. 1077 00:30:13,777 --> 00:30:15,330 >> ABSOLUTELY. 1078 00:30:15,330 --> 00:30:17,643 >> APRIL CARRION, I'M VERY 1079 00:30:17,643 --> 00:30:19,024 EXCITED THAT YOU CHANGED YOUR 1080 00:30:19,024 --> 00:30:21,336 MIND ABOUT THAT PAIR OF PANTS. 1081 00:30:21,336 --> 00:30:22,510 >> THE PANTS WEREN'T FITTING, 1082 00:30:22,510 --> 00:30:24,201 AND I LOOKED LIKE A CRAZY 1083 00:30:24,201 --> 00:30:25,202 MAN, REALLY. 1084 00:30:25,202 --> 00:30:25,962 >> [laughs] 1085 00:30:25,962 --> 00:30:27,204 >> YOU DID A REALLY AMAZING JOB 1086 00:30:27,204 --> 00:30:28,585 AT TAKING HYPER-MASCULINE 1087 00:30:28,585 --> 00:30:29,966 ELEMENTS AND MAKING 1088 00:30:29,966 --> 00:30:31,691 A FEMININE LOOK. 1089 00:30:31,691 --> 00:30:32,831 >> YOU ARE GORGEOUS. 1090 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:33,521 >> WELL, YOU'RE GORGEOUS 1091 00:30:33,521 --> 00:30:34,177 AS WELL. 1092 00:30:34,177 --> 00:30:35,005 >> OH, THANK YOU. 1093 00:30:35,005 --> 00:30:36,110 >> GET A ROOM. 1094 00:30:36,110 --> 00:30:37,559 [laughter] 1095 00:30:37,559 --> 00:30:39,872 >> UP NEXT, LAGANJA ESTRANJA. 1096 00:30:39,872 --> 00:30:41,046 >> HEY, GIRL. 1097 00:30:41,046 --> 00:30:42,633 >> LAGANJA, YOU'RE TRIPPING 1098 00:30:42,633 --> 00:30:43,703 ON THE SKIRT. 1099 00:30:43,703 --> 00:30:44,359 >> OKAY. 1100 00:30:44,359 --> 00:30:45,878 >> ALSO LOST YOUR NECKLINE 1101 00:30:45,878 --> 00:30:46,603 COMPLETELY. 1102 00:30:46,603 --> 00:30:47,259 >> RIGHT. 1103 00:30:47,259 --> 00:30:48,777 >> I'M KIND OF LOVING HOW 1104 00:30:48,777 --> 00:30:50,400 YOUR HAIR BLENDS INTO THE TOP. 1105 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:51,850 I THINK IT'S INTERESTING. 1106 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:52,851 >> ABSOLUTELY. 1107 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,645 >> BUT I NEED MORE FISH FROM 1108 00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:55,681 YOU ONSTAGE. 1109 00:30:55,681 --> 00:30:56,855 I FELT LIKE IT WAS BOY. 1110 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,029 >> [obnoxiously] OKAY. 1111 00:30:59,029 --> 00:31:00,272 >> YOU ARE FILLED WITH ENERGY, 1112 00:31:00,272 --> 00:31:00,962 ARE YOU? 1113 00:31:00,962 --> 00:31:03,551 >> YES, GO ON. 1114 00:31:03,551 --> 00:31:05,794 >> THANK YOU, LAGANJA. 1115 00:31:05,794 --> 00:31:07,658 ALL RIGHT, KELLY MANTLE. 1116 00:31:07,658 --> 00:31:09,488 >> IS THAT BACON ON YOUR CHEST? 1117 00:31:09,488 --> 00:31:10,523 >> [laughs] 1118 00:31:10,523 --> 00:31:11,628 >> WHAT IS IT? 1119 00:31:11,628 --> 00:31:13,457 >> THEY'RE FLOWER PEDALS. 1120 00:31:13,457 --> 00:31:16,184 >> I'M STILL GETTING BACON. 1121 00:31:16,184 --> 00:31:17,841 >> I THINK I WAS FOCUSING MORE 1122 00:31:17,841 --> 00:31:19,532 ON THE HIGH-FASHION PART OF IT. 1123 00:31:19,532 --> 00:31:20,464 >> 'CAUSE NOTHING SAYS 1124 00:31:20,464 --> 00:31:21,431 HIGH FASHION LIKE 1125 00:31:21,431 --> 00:31:23,226 WHITE POLYESTER. 1126 00:31:23,226 --> 00:31:24,813 THAT SKIRT IS HORRIBLE. 1127 00:31:24,813 --> 00:31:25,469 >> HORRIBLE? 1128 00:31:25,469 --> 00:31:26,401 >> HORRIBLE. 1129 00:31:26,401 --> 00:31:27,161 >> SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT 1130 00:31:27,161 --> 00:31:28,334 THE MATERIALS, BUT I THINK 1131 00:31:28,334 --> 00:31:29,680 IT'S VERY FEMININE, AND 1132 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,061 I LIKE THAT. 1133 00:31:31,061 --> 00:31:32,994 >> ADORE DELANO, TELL ME ABOUT 1134 00:31:32,994 --> 00:31:34,893 THIS OUTFIT. 1135 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:37,274 >> WELL, UM... 1136 00:31:37,274 --> 00:31:38,379 I HAD A VISION. 1137 00:31:38,379 --> 00:31:40,726 LIKE, IF I WAS AN '80s MERMAID 1138 00:31:40,726 --> 00:31:43,660 WHO GOT HER PROM DONE BY, LIKE, 1139 00:31:43,660 --> 00:31:44,937 HEATHERETTE WHEN HE FIRST 1140 00:31:44,937 --> 00:31:46,387 STARTED, DIDN'T HAVE 1141 00:31:46,387 --> 00:31:47,664 A SEWING MACHINE. 1142 00:31:47,664 --> 00:31:48,734 >> [laughing] 1143 00:31:48,734 --> 00:31:50,460 >> JUST LEARNING HOW TO MAKE 1144 00:31:50,460 --> 00:31:51,840 SOMETHING OUT OF SOMETHING. 1145 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,635 [laughter] 1146 00:31:53,635 --> 00:31:55,775 >> I THINK YOU ARE SO 1147 00:31:55,775 --> 00:31:56,638 FREAKING CUTE. 1148 00:31:56,638 --> 00:31:57,639 >> OH, THANK YOU. 1149 00:31:57,639 --> 00:31:58,986 >> BUT IT'S PRETTY MUCH FABRIC 1150 00:31:58,986 --> 00:31:59,918 WRAPPED AROUND YOUR BODY 1151 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:01,574 WITH A BELT. 1152 00:32:01,574 --> 00:32:03,473 >> I'M NOT LOVING THIS OUTFIT. 1153 00:32:03,473 --> 00:32:05,199 THE EXECUTION OF THE WHOLE THING 1154 00:32:05,199 --> 00:32:06,200 IS NOT THERE. 1155 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,442 >> YOU KNOW, YOU WANT TO TAKE 1156 00:32:07,442 --> 00:32:08,719 THAT ONE LAST LOOK IN THE MIRROR 1157 00:32:08,719 --> 00:32:10,998 BEFORE YOU HIT THE RUNWAY. 1158 00:32:10,998 --> 00:32:12,447 >> ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP, 1159 00:32:12,447 --> 00:32:13,793 VIVACIOUS. 1160 00:32:13,793 --> 00:32:14,933 >> I CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN 1161 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,451 A NEW YORKER WALKS THE RUNWAY, 1162 00:32:16,451 --> 00:32:17,521 BECAUSE WE HAVE THAT KIND 1163 00:32:17,521 --> 00:32:18,453 OF BALL WALK, THAT PEPPER 1164 00:32:18,453 --> 00:32:19,938 LABEIJA KIND OF-- 1165 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:20,593 >> OKAY. 1166 00:32:20,593 --> 00:32:21,940 >> YES, HITTING IT. 1167 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:22,595 >> I DON'T KNOW. 1168 00:32:22,595 --> 00:32:23,527 IT'S LIKE THIS WEIRD COMBINATION 1169 00:32:23,527 --> 00:32:24,666 OF CAROL CHANNING MEETS 1170 00:32:24,666 --> 00:32:25,771 EDGAR ALLAN POE. 1171 00:32:25,771 --> 00:32:27,014 >> OH, OKAY. 1172 00:32:27,014 --> 00:32:27,842 >> YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T WANT TO 1173 00:32:27,842 --> 00:32:28,636 COMBINE THOSE TWO. 1174 00:32:28,636 --> 00:32:29,499 YOU JUST DON'T. 1175 00:32:29,499 --> 00:32:30,638 >> THE WORST PART OF YOUR LOOK 1176 00:32:30,638 --> 00:32:31,950 IS THE HEMLINE. 1177 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,089 IT'S JUST LIKE YOU RAN OUT 1178 00:32:33,089 --> 00:32:34,849 OF FABRIC. 1179 00:32:34,849 --> 00:32:36,782 >> NEXT UP, BEN DE LA CREME. 1180 00:32:36,782 --> 00:32:38,197 >> DID YOU SEW THIS? 1181 00:32:38,197 --> 00:32:38,887 >> I DIDN'T. 1182 00:32:38,887 --> 00:32:40,337 THIS IS ALL JUST HOT GLUE 1183 00:32:40,337 --> 00:32:41,545 AND DESPERATION FROM HEAD 1184 00:32:41,545 --> 00:32:42,443 TO TOE. 1185 00:32:42,443 --> 00:32:43,720 I WANTED THE CRAFTSMANSHIP TO 1186 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,101 GO WITH THE GOLDEN GIRLSTHEME 1187 00:32:45,101 --> 00:32:45,964 AND LOOK LIKE IT WAS MADE BY 1188 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,413 OLD ARTHRITIC HANDS. 1189 00:32:47,413 --> 00:32:48,897 [laughter] 1190 00:32:48,897 --> 00:32:50,037 >> IT'S COUTURE. 1191 00:32:50,037 --> 00:32:51,452 IT'S A CONCEPT. 1192 00:32:51,452 --> 00:32:52,418 IT'S STUNNING. 1193 00:32:52,418 --> 00:32:53,316 >> ALL RIGHT, DELA, 1194 00:32:53,316 --> 00:32:54,834 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1195 00:32:54,834 --> 00:32:56,457 NOW, WHILE YOU UNTUCK IN 1196 00:32:56,457 --> 00:32:58,873 THE FORM DECOR LOUNGE, THE 1197 00:32:58,873 --> 00:33:02,152 JUDGES AND I WILL DELIBERATE. 1198 00:33:02,152 --> 00:33:03,498 JUST BETWEEN US--WE'RE ALL 1199 00:33:03,498 --> 00:33:05,224 FRIENDS--WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1200 00:33:05,224 --> 00:33:06,915 LET'S START WITH GIA GUNN. 1201 00:33:06,915 --> 00:33:09,090 >> I WASN'T THOROUGHLY IMPRESSED 1202 00:33:09,090 --> 00:33:10,574 BY THE ENSEMBLE SHE 1203 00:33:10,574 --> 00:33:11,334 PUT TOGETHER. 1204 00:33:11,334 --> 00:33:12,542 >> I'M NOT TRYING TO BE SHADY, 1205 00:33:12,542 --> 00:33:14,647 BUT I DIDN'T REALLY LIKE HER 1206 00:33:14,647 --> 00:33:15,648 WHEN SHE WAS TALKING. 1207 00:33:15,648 --> 00:33:16,477 >> YOU KNOW, HER ANSWER TO 1208 00:33:16,477 --> 00:33:17,133 EVERYTHING WAS, 1209 00:33:17,133 --> 00:33:17,823 "OH, ABSOLUTELY," 1210 00:33:17,823 --> 00:33:18,513 YOU KNOW, BEFORE WE EVEN 1211 00:33:18,513 --> 00:33:19,583 FINISHED THE COMMENT. 1212 00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:21,206 >> BUT SHE WAS ABLE TO WORK 1213 00:33:21,206 --> 00:33:22,069 THE GARMENT. 1214 00:33:22,069 --> 00:33:22,793 >> LET'S TALK ABOUT 1215 00:33:22,793 --> 00:33:23,898 APRIL CARRION. 1216 00:33:23,898 --> 00:33:25,658 >> I THINK SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 1217 00:33:25,658 --> 00:33:27,453 THE FACE, THE BODY, AND ALSO 1218 00:33:27,453 --> 00:33:28,696 THE OUTFIT I THOUGHT WAS REALLY 1219 00:33:28,696 --> 00:33:29,628 HIGH-FASHION. 1220 00:33:29,628 --> 00:33:31,423 >> SHE HAMMERED THIS CHALLENGE. 1221 00:33:31,423 --> 00:33:33,563 >> FOR ME, I'VE NEVER BEEN A FAN 1222 00:33:33,563 --> 00:33:35,496 WHEN DRAG QUEENS USE THEIR OWN 1223 00:33:35,496 --> 00:33:37,049 HAIR, AND, IF THEY DO USE THEIR 1224 00:33:37,049 --> 00:33:39,258 OWN HAIR, IT CAN'T HAVE A MAN'S 1225 00:33:39,258 --> 00:33:40,708 BUZZ CUT BACK THERE. 1226 00:33:40,708 --> 00:33:41,467 >> I KIND OF THOUGHT IT WAS 1227 00:33:41,467 --> 00:33:42,399 KIND OF HOT. 1228 00:33:42,399 --> 00:33:43,055 >> BECAUSE YOU WANT TO 1229 00:33:43,055 --> 00:33:43,745 [bleep] HER. 1230 00:33:43,745 --> 00:33:44,815 >> [laughing] 1231 00:33:44,815 --> 00:33:48,750 >> NEXT UP, LAGANJA ESTRANJA. 1232 00:33:48,750 --> 00:33:49,751 >> THE THING AROUND HER HEAD AND 1233 00:33:49,751 --> 00:33:51,719 THEN THIS ELIZABETHAN COLLAR AND 1234 00:33:51,719 --> 00:33:53,962 THEN THAT SCHMATA... 1235 00:33:53,962 --> 00:33:55,964 ON THE BOTTOM, IT WAS JUST-- 1236 00:33:55,964 --> 00:33:57,000 [imitates dejected tone] 1237 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,864 >> I LIKED THAT IT WAS ODD. 1238 00:33:58,864 --> 00:34:00,210 THERE WERE CERTAIN PROPORTIONS 1239 00:34:00,210 --> 00:34:01,660 SHE WAS MAKING WITH HER HAIR 1240 00:34:01,660 --> 00:34:03,248 GOING INTO THAT COLLAR. 1241 00:34:03,248 --> 00:34:04,352 >> BUT I THINK SHE'S JUST TRYING 1242 00:34:04,352 --> 00:34:05,146 TOO HARD. 1243 00:34:05,146 --> 00:34:05,905 WITH HER PERSONALITY, 1244 00:34:05,905 --> 00:34:07,114 "UH-HUH, MAMA," 1245 00:34:07,114 --> 00:34:07,873 YOU KNOW, AND, LIKE, ALL OF 1246 00:34:07,873 --> 00:34:09,875 THAT, IT'S JUST ANNOYING. 1247 00:34:09,875 --> 00:34:10,531 >> RIGHT. 1248 00:34:10,531 --> 00:34:11,428 YOU KNOW, WHEN I SEE OLD FOOTAGE 1249 00:34:11,428 --> 00:34:13,051 OF ME FROM AROUND THAT AGE, 1250 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,397 I'M TRYING SO HARD. 1251 00:34:14,397 --> 00:34:16,157 I WISH I COULD SIT MYSELF DOWN 1252 00:34:16,157 --> 00:34:18,090 AND GO, "JUST BE YOURSELF." 1253 00:34:18,090 --> 00:34:19,885 ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON TO 1254 00:34:19,885 --> 00:34:21,093 KELLY MANTLE. 1255 00:34:21,093 --> 00:34:22,646 >> ORDINARILY EVERYTHING IS 1256 00:34:22,646 --> 00:34:23,958 BETTER WRAPPED IN BACON, 1257 00:34:23,958 --> 00:34:25,097 BUT NOT KELLY. 1258 00:34:25,097 --> 00:34:26,305 [laughter] 1259 00:34:26,305 --> 00:34:28,066 >> WELL, FROM TOP TO BOTTOM, 1260 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:29,067 IT WAS OFF. 1261 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:30,585 THAT WAS A SHAKE-AND-GO WIG. 1262 00:34:30,585 --> 00:34:32,139 THE MAKEUP WAS TERRIBLE. 1263 00:34:32,139 --> 00:34:33,381 >> SHE WAS VERY LACKLUSTER, 1264 00:34:33,381 --> 00:34:34,865 BUT, DESPITE THAT FACT, I DO 1265 00:34:34,865 --> 00:34:35,901 FEEL LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING 1266 00:34:35,901 --> 00:34:36,798 UNDERNEATH. 1267 00:34:36,798 --> 00:34:37,454 >> I AGREE. 1268 00:34:37,454 --> 00:34:38,800 YOU KNOW, SHE'S INTELLIGENT, 1269 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,078 SHE'S FUNNY, AND SHE'S 1270 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,493 A SEASONED QUEEN. 1271 00:34:41,493 --> 00:34:44,358 NEXT UP, ADORE DELANO. 1272 00:34:44,358 --> 00:34:48,500 NOW, HER OUTFIT WAS HIDEOUS. 1273 00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:49,846 >> I THINK SHE'S GOT THAT "IT" 1274 00:34:49,846 --> 00:34:51,882 THING THAT NOT ALL THESE 1275 00:34:51,882 --> 00:34:52,814 GIRLS HAVE. 1276 00:34:52,814 --> 00:34:54,540 >> SHE IS CHARMING, AND SHE 1277 00:34:54,540 --> 00:34:55,886 UNDERSTANDS HOW TO DELIVER 1278 00:34:55,886 --> 00:34:56,680 A JOKE. 1279 00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,889 >> BUT IT WAS JUST A MESS. 1280 00:34:58,889 --> 00:35:00,408 >> ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP, 1281 00:35:00,408 --> 00:35:02,514 VIVACIOUS. 1282 00:35:02,514 --> 00:35:04,171 >> GIRL, I THINK THE HAIRLINE 1283 00:35:04,171 --> 00:35:05,655 STARTED DOWN HERE. 1284 00:35:05,655 --> 00:35:07,312 [laughter] 1285 00:35:07,312 --> 00:35:08,968 >> WELL, SHE REPRESENTS THAT 1286 00:35:08,968 --> 00:35:10,280 REALLY UNDERGROUND CLUB 1287 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,109 STORYLINE. 1288 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:12,800 WAS SHE ABLE TO TRANSLATE THAT 1289 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,457 INTO HER CHALLENGE? 1290 00:35:14,457 --> 00:35:15,527 >> NO, I DON'T--I DON'T GET 1291 00:35:15,527 --> 00:35:16,873 THAT AT ALL, BUT THAT WALK 1292 00:35:16,873 --> 00:35:17,805 WAS EVERYTHING. 1293 00:35:17,805 --> 00:35:18,875 >> I WAS FASCINATED BY 1294 00:35:18,875 --> 00:35:20,014 HER CHARACTER. 1295 00:35:20,014 --> 00:35:21,222 I WANT TO SEE WHAT SHE HAS 1296 00:35:21,222 --> 00:35:21,981 IN STORE. 1297 00:35:21,981 --> 00:35:23,190 >> ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP, 1298 00:35:23,190 --> 00:35:24,570 BEN DE LA CREME. 1299 00:35:24,570 --> 00:35:27,055 >> I WAS SO IMPRESSED WITH 1300 00:35:27,055 --> 00:35:29,161 WHAT SHE GLUED TOGETHER. 1301 00:35:29,161 --> 00:35:30,507 >> I MEAN, THAT WAS SNATCHED 1302 00:35:30,507 --> 00:35:31,508 ON HER BODY. 1303 00:35:31,508 --> 00:35:33,338 IT WAS SO FITTED ON HER HIPS 1304 00:35:33,338 --> 00:35:34,339 AND HER WAIST. 1305 00:35:34,339 --> 00:35:35,926 >> IT WAS LIKE A COUTURE GOWN. 1306 00:35:35,926 --> 00:35:36,893 >> IT REALLY WAS. 1307 00:35:36,893 --> 00:35:38,377 YOU KNOW, SHE HAS THIS CHARACTER 1308 00:35:38,377 --> 00:35:39,378 THAT SHE DOES. 1309 00:35:39,378 --> 00:35:40,414 >> SHE KIND OF HAS A '50s 1310 00:35:40,414 --> 00:35:42,554 I LOVE LUCYCOMEDIC KIND 1311 00:35:42,554 --> 00:35:43,658 OF VIBE. 1312 00:35:43,658 --> 00:35:45,108 >> BUT THAT PERSONALITY CAN GET 1313 00:35:45,108 --> 00:35:47,075 OLD REAL QUICK. 1314 00:35:47,075 --> 00:35:48,146 >> SILENCE. 1315 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:50,562 I'VE MADE MY DECISION. 1316 00:35:50,562 --> 00:35:53,081 I'VE MADE MY DECISION. BRING BACK MY SQUIRRELS. 1317 00:35:53,081 --> 00:36:02,021 BRING BACK MY SQUIRRELS. 1318 00:36:02,021 --> 00:36:04,196 >> WELCOME BACK, LADIES. 1319 00:36:04,196 --> 00:36:06,405 I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS. 1320 00:36:06,405 --> 00:36:09,477 FIRST, I WILL NOT BE GRANTING 1321 00:36:09,477 --> 00:36:13,585 IMMUNITY THIS SEASON. 1322 00:36:13,585 --> 00:36:15,725 PERIOD. 1323 00:36:15,725 --> 00:36:17,830 PERIOD. MAKE EVERY MOMENT COUNT. 1324 00:36:17,830 --> 00:36:20,212 MAKE EVERY MOMENT COUNT. 1325 00:36:20,212 --> 00:36:24,078 GIA GUNN... 1326 00:36:24,078 --> 00:36:25,838 YOU'RE SAFE. 1327 00:36:25,838 --> 00:36:28,772 >> [silently] THANK YOU. 1328 00:36:28,772 --> 00:36:30,947 >> [silently] THANK YOU. >> LAGANJA ESTRANJA... 1329 00:36:30,947 --> 00:36:33,121 >> LAGANJA ESTRANJA... 1330 00:36:33,121 --> 00:36:34,295 YOU'RE SAFE. 1331 00:36:34,295 --> 00:36:36,918 >> THANK YOU. 1332 00:36:36,918 --> 00:36:39,473 >> APRIL CARRION... 1333 00:36:39,473 --> 00:36:41,785 >> APRIL CARRION... YOU'RE SAFE. 1334 00:36:41,785 --> 00:36:45,582 YOU'RE SAFE. 1335 00:36:45,582 --> 00:36:47,205 BEN DE LA CREME... 1336 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,931 YOU WERE SERVING CHEESECAKE 1337 00:36:49,931 --> 00:36:54,108 AND LEFT US GAGGING FOR MORE. 1338 00:36:54,108 --> 00:36:54,902 CONDRAGULATIONS, YOU'RE 1339 00:36:54,902 --> 00:36:55,627 THE WINNER OF THIS 1340 00:36:55,627 --> 00:36:56,490 WEEK'S CHALLENGE. 1341 00:36:56,490 --> 00:36:58,008 >> YES. 1342 00:36:58,008 --> 00:37:00,459 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1343 00:37:00,459 --> 00:37:02,116 >> YOU'LL RECEIVE A CUSTOM JEWEL 1344 00:37:02,116 --> 00:37:04,670 PACKAGE FROM FIERCE DRAG JEWELS. 1345 00:37:04,670 --> 00:37:06,741 PACKAGE FROM FIERCE DRAG JEWELS. [all cheer] 1346 00:37:06,741 --> 00:37:09,606 [all cheer] 1347 00:37:09,606 --> 00:37:11,159 KELLY MANTLE... 1348 00:37:11,159 --> 00:37:14,024 YOUR RUNWAY LOOK WAS A LITTLE 1349 00:37:14,024 --> 00:37:16,820 DOWNTON SHABBY. 1350 00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:17,787 I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'RE UP 1351 00:37:17,787 --> 00:37:21,791 FOR ELIMINATION. 1352 00:37:21,791 --> 00:37:25,173 ADORE DELANO, YOUR COUTURE 1353 00:37:25,173 --> 00:37:30,178 WAS A HONEY OF A BOO BOO. 1354 00:37:30,178 --> 00:37:33,112 VIVACIOUS, YOUR RUNWAY STRUT 1355 00:37:33,112 --> 00:37:36,530 WAS PURE VOGUE, BUT YOUR OUTFIT 1356 00:37:36,530 --> 00:37:41,259 WAS VAGUE. 1357 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,675 WAS VAGUE. VIVACIOUS... 1358 00:37:43,675 --> 00:37:45,711 VIVACIOUS... 1359 00:37:45,711 --> 00:37:46,816 I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE 1360 00:37:46,816 --> 00:37:50,785 UP FOR ELIMINATION. 1361 00:37:50,785 --> 00:37:53,063 ADORE, YOU ARE SAFE. 1362 00:37:53,063 --> 00:37:54,375 >> THANK YOU. 1363 00:37:54,375 --> 00:37:58,552 >> YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS. 1364 00:37:58,552 --> 00:38:01,002 TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME. 1365 00:38:01,002 --> 00:38:04,351 LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE 1366 00:38:04,351 --> 00:38:07,285 TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE YOURSELF 1367 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:10,598 FROM ELIMINATION. 1368 00:38:10,598 --> 00:38:12,911 THE TIME HAS COME 1369 00:38:12,911 --> 00:38:15,120 FOR YOU TO LIP-SYNCH 1370 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,537 FOR YOUR LIFE. 1371 00:38:18,537 --> 00:38:20,021 >> I AM NOT GOING HOME. 1372 00:38:20,021 --> 00:38:21,506 I DON'T KNOW WHAT KELLY HAS, 1373 00:38:21,506 --> 00:38:22,990 BUT I KNOW ONE THING: 1374 00:38:22,990 --> 00:38:25,544 I KNOW HOW TO EAT A STAGE. 1375 00:38:25,544 --> 00:38:27,201 >> GOOD LUCK, 1376 00:38:27,201 --> 00:38:28,858 AND DON'T [bleep] IT UP. 1377 00:38:28,858 --> 00:38:30,653 >> COME ON, GIRLS. 1378 00:38:30,653 --> 00:38:32,793 DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE? 1379 00:38:32,793 --> 00:38:33,690 'CAUSE I GOT SOMETHING 1380 00:38:33,690 --> 00:38:34,760 TO SAY ABOUT IT, AND IT GOES 1381 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,660 SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 1382 00:38:37,660 --> 00:38:40,179 DON'T GO FOR SECOND BEST 1383 00:38:40,179 --> 00:38:41,319 BABY 1384 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,631 PUT YOUR LOVE TO THE TEST 1385 00:38:43,631 --> 00:38:44,667 YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW 1386 00:38:44,667 --> 00:38:45,909 YOU'VE GOT TO 1387 00:38:45,909 --> 00:38:47,808 MAKE HIM EXPRESS 1388 00:38:47,808 --> 00:38:48,843 HOW HE FEELS 1389 00:38:48,843 --> 00:38:50,328 AND MAYBE THEN YOU'LL KNOW 1390 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:54,090 YOUR LOVE IS REAL 1391 00:38:54,090 --> 00:38:55,609 YOU DON'T NEED 1392 00:38:55,609 --> 00:38:56,955 >> KELLY IS SERVING FACE, 1393 00:38:56,955 --> 00:38:58,577 SERVING LIP-SYNCHING, 1394 00:38:58,577 --> 00:39:00,268 BUT THEN VIVACIOUS, SHE'S, LIKE, 1395 00:39:00,268 --> 00:39:03,064 STRUTTING LIKE-- 1396 00:39:03,064 --> 00:39:04,687 AND I'M FEELING THAT. 1397 00:39:04,687 --> 00:39:05,343 I'M BELIEVING. 1398 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,309 I'M BELIEVING. 1399 00:39:06,309 --> 00:39:07,552 >> THEY NEVER LAST 1400 00:39:07,552 --> 00:39:10,969 NO, NO 1401 00:39:10,969 --> 00:39:13,281 YOU GOT TO MAKE HIM 1402 00:39:13,281 --> 00:39:14,179 EXPRESS HIMSELF 1403 00:39:14,179 --> 00:39:15,767 >> VIVACIOUS IS SOCKING IT. 1404 00:39:15,767 --> 00:39:17,113 I WOULD'VE THOUGHT EXPRESS 1405 00:39:17,113 --> 00:39:20,150 YOURSELFIS UP KELLY'S AVENUE 1406 00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:22,705 OR MORE TO HER AGE GROUP. 1407 00:39:22,705 --> 00:39:24,120 >> EXPRESS WHAT HE'S GOT 1408 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,881 OH, BABY, READY OR NOT 1409 00:39:26,881 --> 00:39:29,746 EXPRESS YOURSELF 1410 00:39:29,746 --> 00:39:32,749 EXPRESS YOURSELF [cheers and applause] 1411 00:39:32,749 --> 00:39:35,062 [cheers and applause] 1412 00:39:35,062 --> 00:39:37,029 >> LADIES, 1413 00:39:37,029 --> 00:39:39,377 >> LADIES, I'VE MADE MY DECISION. 1414 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:45,866 I'VE MADE MY DECISION. 1415 00:39:45,866 --> 00:39:47,005 VIVACIOUS, 1416 00:39:47,005 --> 00:39:50,595 SHANTE, YOU STAY. 1417 00:39:50,595 --> 00:39:52,044 >> THANK YOU, RU. 1418 00:39:52,044 --> 00:39:55,910 >> YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS. 1419 00:39:55,910 --> 00:39:58,465 KELLY MANTLE, I AM SO GLAD 1420 00:39:58,465 --> 00:40:01,399 WE HAD THIS TIME TOGETHER. 1421 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:05,472 NOW, SASHAY AWAY. 1422 00:40:05,472 --> 00:40:09,441 >> [laughs] 1423 00:40:09,441 --> 00:40:10,546 >> UNFORTUNATELY I DIDN'T GET TO 1424 00:40:10,546 --> 00:40:12,789 STICK AROUND TO SING OR ACT, 1425 00:40:12,789 --> 00:40:14,239 BUT I'M NOT A SEWER. 1426 00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:15,585 I HAVE LITTLE SWEATSHOPS IN 1427 00:40:15,585 --> 00:40:18,416 VAN NUYS THAT DOES THAT FOR ME. 1428 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:19,831 DON'T WEAR BACON. 1429 00:40:19,831 --> 00:40:22,178 DON'T WEAR BACON. 1430 00:40:22,178 --> 00:40:24,732 >> LADIES, CONDRAGULATIONS 1431 00:40:24,732 --> 00:40:26,665 FOR MAKING IT THROUGH MY FIRST 1432 00:40:26,665 --> 00:40:28,322 BIG OPENING. 1433 00:40:28,322 --> 00:40:30,151 NEXT WEEK, SEVEN NEW QUEENS 1434 00:40:30,151 --> 00:40:32,499 ARRIVE TO COMPETE FOR THE VERY 1435 00:40:32,499 --> 00:40:34,121 FIRST TIME, AND THE WEEK AFTER 1436 00:40:34,121 --> 00:40:36,054 THAT, YOUR TWO GROUPS 1437 00:40:36,054 --> 00:40:37,538 WILL MERGE. 1438 00:40:37,538 --> 00:40:39,678 AND THEN, CHILD, IT'S GONNA GET 1439 00:40:39,678 --> 00:40:41,266 SEVERE UP IN HERE. 1440 00:40:41,266 --> 00:40:44,545 [all talking at once] 1441 00:40:44,545 --> 00:40:45,753 NOW, REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T 1442 00:40:45,753 --> 00:40:47,652 LOVE YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL 1443 00:40:47,652 --> 00:40:48,929 YOU GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE? 1444 00:40:48,929 --> 00:40:50,448 CAN I GET AN AMEN UP IN HERE? 1445 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:51,552 >> all: AMEN! 1446 00:40:51,552 --> 00:40:52,450 >> ALL RIGHT, NOW LET 1447 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:53,727 THE MUSIC PLAY. 1448 00:40:53,727 --> 00:40:54,452 >> YEAH! 1449 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:55,453 [upbeat electronic music] 1450 00:41:03,599 --> 00:41:05,601 >> BYE!