1 00:00:00,793 --> 00:00:01,656 >> PREVIOUSLY ON RUPAUL'S DRAG 2 00:00:01,656 --> 00:00:02,347 RACE... 3 00:00:02,347 --> 00:00:03,934 WE'RE NOT HAVING JUST ONE 4 00:00:03,934 --> 00:00:05,626 PREMIERE. 5 00:00:05,626 --> 00:00:07,283 WE'RE HAVING TWO. 6 00:00:07,283 --> 00:00:08,905 NEXT WEEK, SEVEN NEW QUEENS 7 00:00:08,905 --> 00:00:10,182 ARRIVE. 8 00:00:10,182 --> 00:00:12,978 >> WAAAH! 9 00:00:12,978 --> 00:00:14,980 >> USING THESE TRUNKS, CREATE 10 00:00:14,980 --> 00:00:18,535 YOUR BEST HIGH-FASHION LOOK. 11 00:00:18,535 --> 00:00:20,020 >> OH! 12 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,298 [bleep]. 13 00:00:22,298 --> 00:00:23,540 >> BENDELACREME, 14 00:00:23,540 --> 00:00:24,610 CONDRAGULATIONS. 15 00:00:24,610 --> 00:00:25,542 YOU'RE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S 16 00:00:25,542 --> 00:00:26,302 CHALLENGE. 17 00:00:26,302 --> 00:00:27,027 [applause] 18 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:30,409 ADORE DELANO, YOUR COUTURE WAS A 19 00:00:30,409 --> 00:00:33,481 HONEY OF A BOO-BOO. 20 00:00:33,481 --> 00:00:36,036 YOU'RE SAFE. 21 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,830 VIVACIOUS... 22 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:40,212 SHANTE, YOU STAY. 23 00:00:40,212 --> 00:00:42,042 KELLY MANTLE... 24 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:45,666 SASHAY AWAY. 25 00:00:45,666 --> 00:00:46,667 [energetic techno music] 26 00:00:47,668 --> 00:00:49,049 >> OH, MY GOD. 27 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:49,808 >> WE MADE IT BACK! 28 00:00:49,808 --> 00:00:51,568 [all cheering] 29 00:00:51,568 --> 00:00:52,811 WE'RE BACK IN THE WORKROOM. 30 00:00:52,811 --> 00:00:54,364 IT'S REALLY EXCITING TO HAVE 31 00:00:54,364 --> 00:00:55,572 FINISHED OUR FIRST CHALLENGE. 32 00:00:55,572 --> 00:00:58,058 [all cheering] 33 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,681 WE'RE JUST ALL EXCITED TO 34 00:01:00,681 --> 00:01:01,751 MOVE FORWARD TO THE NEXT STEP. 35 00:01:01,751 --> 00:01:03,063 >> OH, WOW. 36 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:03,891 >> I WOULD LOVE SOME. 37 00:01:03,891 --> 00:01:04,581 >> YES. 38 00:01:04,581 --> 00:01:08,654 >> OH, IT'S KELLY'S MESSAGE. 39 00:01:08,654 --> 00:01:09,966 >> "EAT MY..." 40 00:01:09,966 --> 00:01:10,794 >> "BACON." 41 00:01:10,794 --> 00:01:11,554 >> WORK, MAMA. 42 00:01:11,554 --> 00:01:12,589 >> HOW LUCKY WERE WE TO GET TO 43 00:01:12,589 --> 00:01:14,039 SHARE THE FIRST EPISODE WITH OUR 44 00:01:14,039 --> 00:01:14,867 SISTER KELLY, Y'ALL? 45 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:15,523 >> OKAY. 46 00:01:15,523 --> 00:01:16,731 >> BUT HOW MUCH MORE LUCKY ARE 47 00:01:16,731 --> 00:01:17,525 WE THAT WE DIDN'T GET 48 00:01:17,525 --> 00:01:18,526 ELIMINATED? 49 00:01:18,526 --> 00:01:19,182 >> YEAH! 50 00:01:19,182 --> 00:01:20,528 >> WORD UP. 51 00:01:20,528 --> 00:01:21,288 >> YAY! 52 00:01:21,288 --> 00:01:22,772 >> I WAS ABOUT TO HAVE AN 53 00:01:22,772 --> 00:01:23,773 EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN ONSTAGE 54 00:01:23,773 --> 00:01:25,015 TODAY. 55 00:01:25,015 --> 00:01:26,362 THIS IS SO SERIOUS FOR ME. 56 00:01:26,362 --> 00:01:27,880 I'M HERE TO [bleep] PLAY THE 57 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,572 HARD GAME. 58 00:01:29,572 --> 00:01:31,194 >> I WONDER WHAT THE NEXT 59 00:01:31,194 --> 00:01:33,162 TROGLODYTES ARE LIKE. 60 00:01:33,162 --> 00:01:35,612 >> WE'RE GONNA EAT THEM ALIVE. 61 00:01:35,612 --> 00:01:36,924 >> IT'S GONNA BE US AGAINST 62 00:01:36,924 --> 00:01:37,580 THEM. 63 00:01:37,580 --> 00:01:38,650 AND IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THIS. 64 00:01:38,650 --> 00:01:39,547 >> BITCHES, LEAVE THEM A [bleep] 65 00:01:39,547 --> 00:01:40,617 MESSAGE ON THE DAMN MIRROR. 66 00:01:40,617 --> 00:01:42,032 >> I KNOW, RIGHT? 67 00:01:42,032 --> 00:01:42,861 >> OKAY. 68 00:01:42,861 --> 00:01:43,551 >> OKAY. 69 00:01:43,551 --> 00:01:44,828 >> OH! 70 00:01:44,828 --> 00:01:45,726 >> YEAH. 71 00:01:45,726 --> 00:01:47,072 >> THIS IS THE BEGINNING. 72 00:01:47,072 --> 00:01:48,453 >> HEY, LADIES. 73 00:01:48,453 --> 00:01:49,454 >> [gasps] 74 00:01:49,454 --> 00:01:50,179 [glass shatters] 75 00:01:50,179 --> 00:01:51,111 >> I HATE TO BREAK UP A GOOD 76 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,112 TIME. 77 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,424 BUT I'VE GOT COMPANY COMING IN 78 00:01:54,424 --> 00:01:55,770 THE MORNING, DARLINGS. 79 00:01:55,770 --> 00:01:57,772 SO SHUT YOUR STINKING PIE HOLES 80 00:01:57,772 --> 00:02:00,775 SO SHUT YOUR STINKING PIE HOLES AND GO TO BED! 81 00:02:00,775 --> 00:02:02,846 AND GO TO BED! 82 00:02:02,846 --> 00:02:04,848 [door creaks] 83 00:02:04,848 --> 00:02:06,195 [dramatic chord] 84 00:02:06,195 --> 00:02:07,127 >> RUPAUL'S DRAG 85 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,231 >> RUPAUL DRAG RACE 86 00:02:08,231 --> 00:02:09,094 >> THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S DRAG 87 00:02:09,094 --> 00:02:10,613 RACERECEIVES A SICKENING 88 00:02:10,613 --> 00:02:12,132 SUPPLY OF COLOREVOLUTION 89 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,237 COSMETICS AND A CASH PRIZE OF 90 00:02:14,237 --> 00:02:17,137 $100,000. 91 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,139 WITH EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST JUDGE 92 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,036 KHLOE KARDASHIAN. 93 00:02:20,036 --> 00:02:21,141 >> RUPAUL DRAG RACE 94 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,452 >> MAY THE BEST WOMAN 95 00:02:22,452 --> 00:02:24,454 BEST WOMAN WIN 96 00:02:24,454 --> 00:02:25,800 BEST WOMAN WIN [tires screeching] 97 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,250 [tires screeching] 98 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:28,251 [dance mix of Morning Mood] 99 00:02:31,703 --> 00:02:33,877 [music warps out] 100 00:02:33,877 --> 00:02:35,707 [pensive chord] 101 00:02:35,707 --> 00:02:40,574 [fly buzzing] 102 00:02:40,574 --> 00:02:41,609 [lively bossa nova music] 103 00:02:41,609 --> 00:02:43,163 >> WELL, WELL, WELL. 104 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,303 I HOPE YOU BITCHES ARE READY. 105 00:02:45,303 --> 00:02:46,166 [laughs] 106 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:46,925 MY NAME IS BIANCA DEL RIO. 107 00:02:46,925 --> 00:02:50,722 I'M 37 YEARS OLD. 108 00:02:50,722 --> 00:02:52,137 AM I THE FIRST ONE? 109 00:02:52,137 --> 00:02:53,656 GREAT. 110 00:02:53,656 --> 00:02:55,485 DRAG QUEEN WHO'S EARLY. 111 00:02:55,485 --> 00:02:57,556 THAT NEVER [bleep] HAPPENS. 112 00:02:57,556 --> 00:02:59,282 I AM AN INSULT COMIC, JUST LIKE 113 00:02:59,282 --> 00:03:00,387 DON RICKLES... 114 00:03:00,387 --> 00:03:01,733 LOOKS LIKE A PARTY. 115 00:03:01,733 --> 00:03:03,666 BUT IN A DRESS AND PRETTIER AND 116 00:03:03,666 --> 00:03:04,667 NOT AS OLD. 117 00:03:04,667 --> 00:03:05,875 PERHAPS THEY ALL WENT HOME AFTER 118 00:03:05,875 --> 00:03:07,428 THEY HEARD THAT I WAS HERE. 119 00:03:07,428 --> 00:03:08,464 I FEEL IT'S MY DUTY TO SHOW 120 00:03:08,464 --> 00:03:10,259 AMERICA THAT SOME QUEENS HAVE 121 00:03:10,259 --> 00:03:13,469 GOOD TEETH AND GOOD HAIR. 122 00:03:13,469 --> 00:03:14,470 [funky dance music] 123 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:17,197 >> I AM TRINITY K. BONET. 124 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,060 I AM 22 YEARS OF AGE. 125 00:03:19,060 --> 00:03:19,716 >> HI. 126 00:03:19,716 --> 00:03:20,614 >> HI. 127 00:03:20,614 --> 00:03:22,374 TRINITY IS VIDEO FISH. 128 00:03:22,374 --> 00:03:23,341 I'M ABOUT AS CLOSE AS YOU'RE 129 00:03:23,341 --> 00:03:24,480 GONNA GET TO BEYONCE. 130 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:25,584 OH, LOOK, A PARTY. 131 00:03:25,584 --> 00:03:26,447 >> IT LOOKS LIKE A PARTY JUST 132 00:03:26,447 --> 00:03:27,379 HAPPENED. 133 00:03:27,379 --> 00:03:28,311 >> THERE WAS CUPCAKES THAT HAD 134 00:03:28,311 --> 00:03:29,933 ALREADY BEEN EATEN AND STREAMERS 135 00:03:29,933 --> 00:03:30,934 ALL OVER THE PLACE. 136 00:03:30,934 --> 00:03:34,628 IT'S A MYSTERY. 137 00:03:34,628 --> 00:03:36,285 WHEW, WOW. 138 00:03:36,285 --> 00:03:37,286 [awkward music] 139 00:03:40,047 --> 00:03:42,912 IT'S REALLY COOL. 140 00:03:42,912 --> 00:03:45,535 THIS WAS KIND OF AWKWARD. 141 00:03:45,535 --> 00:03:48,089 COOL. 142 00:03:48,089 --> 00:03:49,850 >> TRINITY REMINDS ME OF A DEAR 143 00:03:49,850 --> 00:03:52,024 FRIEND OF MINE FROM NEW ORLEANS. 144 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:53,750 SHE'S DEAD. 145 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:55,304 [industrial techno music] 146 00:03:55,304 --> 00:03:56,270 >> I'M JOSLYN FOX. 147 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,478 I'M 26 YEARS OLD. 148 00:03:57,478 --> 00:03:58,272 [giggles] 149 00:03:58,272 --> 00:04:00,412 JOSLYN FOX IS ALL ABOUT THE LOOK 150 00:04:00,412 --> 00:04:02,966 AND SHOWING BODY. 151 00:04:02,966 --> 00:04:06,418 JOSLYN FOX IS ONE FOXY LADY. 152 00:04:06,418 --> 00:04:07,626 WAH, WAH. 153 00:04:07,626 --> 00:04:09,007 >> [laughs] 154 00:04:09,007 --> 00:04:09,835 >> HI, JOSLYN, I'M BIANCA. 155 00:04:09,835 --> 00:04:10,491 >> NICE TO MEET YOU, BIANCA. 156 00:04:10,491 --> 00:04:11,285 >> NICE TO MEET YOU. 157 00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:13,045 APPARENTLY, JOSLYN WORE EVERY 158 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:14,115 [bleep] PIECE OF JEWELRY SHE 159 00:04:14,115 --> 00:04:14,944 OWNED. 160 00:04:14,944 --> 00:04:15,910 IT LOOKED LIKE SHE WENT TO 161 00:04:15,910 --> 00:04:17,291 CLAIRE'S BOUTIQUE, FELL ON A 162 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:18,223 SALE RACK, AND SAID, "I'LL TAKE 163 00:04:18,223 --> 00:04:18,982 IT." 164 00:04:18,982 --> 00:04:20,190 >> [giggling] 165 00:04:20,190 --> 00:04:20,915 >> THOSE ARE NICE LEGS. 166 00:04:20,915 --> 00:04:22,400 >> THANK YOU. 167 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:23,090 >> SHE'S A PIRATE. 168 00:04:23,090 --> 00:04:24,988 ONE OF THOSE LEGS ARE WOODEN. 169 00:04:24,988 --> 00:04:26,231 >> I DO LIKE TO EAT AT IHOP. 170 00:04:26,231 --> 00:04:27,543 [drum roll, cymbal crash] 171 00:04:27,543 --> 00:04:30,304 [awkward silence] 172 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:31,754 [giggling] 173 00:04:31,754 --> 00:04:33,963 [snorts] 174 00:04:33,963 --> 00:04:34,964 [quirky dance music] 175 00:04:36,966 --> 00:04:39,865 >> MILK, SHE DOES A BODY GOOD, 176 00:04:39,865 --> 00:04:41,522 GIRL. 177 00:04:41,522 --> 00:04:42,282 I'M MILK. 178 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,869 I'M 25 YEARS OLD. 179 00:04:43,869 --> 00:04:46,147 MILK IS A CLUB KID, A VERY 180 00:04:46,147 --> 00:04:47,839 CONCEPTUAL PERFORMER. 181 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:49,323 SHE IS NOT ONE NOTE. 182 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:51,636 SHE IS AN ENTIRE SYMPHONY. 183 00:04:51,636 --> 00:04:53,465 HI, LADIES. 184 00:04:53,465 --> 00:04:54,984 >> MILK WALK IN THE ROOM, 185 00:04:54,984 --> 00:04:56,157 YOU WOULD THINK SHE WAS IN THE 186 00:04:56,157 --> 00:04:57,193 CIRCUS. 187 00:04:57,193 --> 00:04:58,125 >> NEW YORK QUEEN. 188 00:04:58,125 --> 00:04:58,781 >> I AM, I AM. 189 00:04:58,781 --> 00:04:59,816 >> WITH THOSE LASHES. 190 00:04:59,816 --> 00:05:00,679 >> WELL, YOU KNOW, I GO FOR THE 191 00:05:00,679 --> 00:05:01,611 SUBTLE LOOK. 192 00:05:01,611 --> 00:05:02,405 >> WE'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF 193 00:05:02,405 --> 00:05:04,165 CLOWNS, AREN'T WE? 194 00:05:04,165 --> 00:05:05,166 >> NO. 195 00:05:05,166 --> 00:05:06,582 [fizzling chord] 196 00:05:06,582 --> 00:05:08,446 [jazzy dance music] 197 00:05:08,446 --> 00:05:10,586 >> OH, WOW. 198 00:05:10,586 --> 00:05:12,829 MY NAME IS MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD. 199 00:05:12,829 --> 00:05:13,796 I'M 28 YEARS OLD. 200 00:05:13,796 --> 00:05:16,385 AND I AM SEATTLE'S SEXIEST DRAG 201 00:05:16,385 --> 00:05:18,007 QUEEN. 202 00:05:18,007 --> 00:05:21,044 SEATTLE'S FUNNIEST DRAG QUEEN. 203 00:05:21,044 --> 00:05:21,976 UM... 204 00:05:21,976 --> 00:05:23,253 [laughs] 205 00:05:23,253 --> 00:05:25,359 I VIEW MYSELF AS THE WORLD'S 206 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:27,672 MOST GLAMOROUS TRASH QUEEN. 207 00:05:27,672 --> 00:05:28,638 >> LOOK AT THAT NOSE. 208 00:05:28,638 --> 00:05:32,677 HER CONTOURED NOSE TO DEATH. 209 00:05:32,677 --> 00:05:34,334 OH, WHO ARE YOU POINTING AT? 210 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,405 >> NICE TO MEET YOU, BIANCA. 211 00:05:36,405 --> 00:05:37,337 >> I THOUGHT SHE WAS A [bleep] 212 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,338 SWORDFISH. 213 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,891 SHE COULD FLIP PAGES IN A BOOK. 214 00:05:39,891 --> 00:05:41,375 [boing] 215 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:42,065 >> WHAT INSPIRED YOUR LOOK 216 00:05:42,065 --> 00:05:43,550 TODAY? 217 00:05:43,550 --> 00:05:44,344 >> WELL, I WAS FEELING KIND OF 218 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,379 ANIMAL. 219 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:46,691 I'VE GOT THE LIONS. 220 00:05:46,691 --> 00:05:47,761 >> OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING 221 00:05:47,761 --> 00:05:51,247 FOR PEG BUNDY. 222 00:05:51,247 --> 00:05:52,593 >> IS THIS AMERICA'S NEXT TOP 223 00:05:52,593 --> 00:05:53,353 MODEL? 224 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,423 >> [gasps] 225 00:05:54,423 --> 00:05:56,390 >> OH, SORRY. 226 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:57,909 >> [laughs] 227 00:05:57,909 --> 00:05:59,669 >> JUST KIDDING! 228 00:05:59,669 --> 00:06:00,636 MY NAME IS COURTNEY ACT. 229 00:06:00,636 --> 00:06:02,223 I'M 31 YEARS OLD. 230 00:06:02,223 --> 00:06:03,121 I'M ORIGINALLY FROM SYDNEY, 231 00:06:03,121 --> 00:06:04,053 AUSTRALIA. 232 00:06:04,053 --> 00:06:04,916 BUT NOW I LIVE IN WEST 233 00:06:04,916 --> 00:06:06,020 HOLLYWOOD. 234 00:06:06,020 --> 00:06:06,814 HI, EVERYONE. 235 00:06:06,814 --> 00:06:07,470 >> HI. 236 00:06:07,470 --> 00:06:08,298 >> HI, COURTNEY. 237 00:06:08,298 --> 00:06:09,438 I WAS STARSTRUCK. 238 00:06:09,438 --> 00:06:10,715 NICE TO MEET YOU, COURTNEY. 239 00:06:10,715 --> 00:06:11,405 I'M A BIG FAN OF YOURS. 240 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:12,302 MY NAME'S JOSLYN FOX. 241 00:06:12,302 --> 00:06:13,511 IT'S LIKE MEETING A CELEBRITY. 242 00:06:13,511 --> 00:06:14,822 I LOVE COURTNEY. 243 00:06:14,822 --> 00:06:15,892 >> I GUESS MY REPUTATION COULD 244 00:06:15,892 --> 00:06:17,894 INTIMIDATE THE OTHER QUEENS. 245 00:06:17,894 --> 00:06:19,240 I'M MOST FAMOUS FOR BEING A 246 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:20,518 FINALIST ON THE FIRST SEASON OF 247 00:06:20,518 --> 00:06:21,967 AUSTRALIAN IDOL. 248 00:06:21,967 --> 00:06:22,865 >> SO WHAT TYPE OF ENTERTAINER 249 00:06:22,865 --> 00:06:23,521 ARE YOU? 250 00:06:23,521 --> 00:06:24,280 >> I'M A SINGER. 251 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:25,005 >> OH. 252 00:06:25,005 --> 00:06:25,661 >> LIVE? 253 00:06:25,661 --> 00:06:26,351 >> YEAH. 254 00:06:26,351 --> 00:06:30,148 >> OH, [bleep] YOU. 255 00:06:30,148 --> 00:06:32,737 COURTNEY LOOKS LIKE A GIRL. 256 00:06:32,737 --> 00:06:34,048 VERY PRETTY. 257 00:06:34,048 --> 00:06:35,740 BUT THAT DOESN'T IMPRESS ME. 258 00:06:35,740 --> 00:06:38,087 IT'S NOT DRAG. 259 00:06:38,087 --> 00:06:39,399 [heels clicking] 260 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,469 >> I HEAR A CLYDESDALE. 261 00:06:40,469 --> 00:06:41,987 [jazzy music] 262 00:06:41,987 --> 00:06:42,816 >> THEY BETTER WIDEN THE 263 00:06:42,816 --> 00:06:43,920 DOORWAYS AND REINFORCE THE 264 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:45,405 RUNWAY, HONEY, 'CAUSE A BIG 265 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,924 GIRL'S IN THE HOUSE. 266 00:06:47,924 --> 00:06:48,580 I'M DARIENNE LAKE. 267 00:06:48,580 --> 00:06:49,788 I'M 24 YEARS OLD. 268 00:06:49,788 --> 00:06:53,240 AND I'M A COMPULSIVE LIAR. 269 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:54,966 I WAS PICKED FAN FAVORITE ON THE 270 00:06:54,966 --> 00:06:56,726 ONLINE FACEBOOK CONTEST. 271 00:06:56,726 --> 00:06:57,589 HI, I'M DARIENNE. 272 00:06:57,589 --> 00:06:58,832 >> I'M MILK. 273 00:06:58,832 --> 00:07:00,074 >> MILK. 274 00:07:00,074 --> 00:07:01,351 I'M HEAVY CREAM. 275 00:07:01,351 --> 00:07:02,422 [laughter] 276 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,077 >> SOME OF THE QUEENS ARE 277 00:07:03,077 --> 00:07:03,733 PRETTY. 278 00:07:03,733 --> 00:07:04,424 I'M PRETTIER. 279 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,666 SOME OF THEM ARE FUNNY. 280 00:07:05,666 --> 00:07:06,564 I'M FUNNIER. 281 00:07:06,564 --> 00:07:07,496 AND SOME OF THEM ARE BIG. 282 00:07:07,496 --> 00:07:09,083 BUT I'M BIGGER. 283 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:10,119 >> HI, I'M MAGNOLIA. 284 00:07:10,119 --> 00:07:11,327 >> MAGNOLIA. 285 00:07:11,327 --> 00:07:12,915 JUST A SPRINGTIME FLOWER. 286 00:07:12,915 --> 00:07:13,674 I'M JUST BEGGING TO BE 287 00:07:13,674 --> 00:07:15,262 POLLINATED MYSELF. 288 00:07:15,262 --> 00:07:16,263 >> OH. 289 00:07:16,263 --> 00:07:17,816 [cymbal crashes] 290 00:07:17,816 --> 00:07:19,162 >> WHAT HAS BEEN GOING ON HERE? 291 00:07:19,162 --> 00:07:20,440 >> I HAVE NO IDEA. 292 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,062 >> SOMEBODY'S BEEN HERE. 293 00:07:22,062 --> 00:07:23,304 >> DID YOU SEE THAT? 294 00:07:23,304 --> 00:07:24,651 >> OH. 295 00:07:24,651 --> 00:07:25,790 I DON'T GET IT. 296 00:07:25,790 --> 00:07:26,446 [siren wails] 297 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,136 >> OH. 298 00:07:27,136 --> 00:07:28,482 >> OOH, GIRL! 299 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:31,312 YOU'VE GOT SHEMAIL. 300 00:07:31,312 --> 00:07:32,486 [suspenseful music] 301 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:33,729 >> WHAT? 302 00:07:35,696 --> 00:07:37,353 SHOULDN'T THERE BE MORE CHICKS? 303 00:07:37,353 --> 00:07:38,009 [static crackles] 304 00:07:38,009 --> 00:07:39,424 >> WELCOME, MY QUEENS. 305 00:07:39,424 --> 00:07:40,943 YOU MIGHT THINK YOU WERE TARDY 306 00:07:40,943 --> 00:07:42,082 FOR THE PARTY. 307 00:07:42,082 --> 00:07:43,463 BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT WHO COMES 308 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:44,394 FIRST. 309 00:07:44,394 --> 00:07:46,017 IT'S ABOUT WHO CAN LAST 310 00:07:46,017 --> 00:07:47,190 THE LONGEST. 311 00:07:47,190 --> 00:07:47,846 >> OH. 312 00:07:47,846 --> 00:07:49,434 >> [inhaling] 313 00:07:49,434 --> 00:07:50,677 [squeaky voice] NOW YOU GOTTA 314 00:07:50,677 --> 00:07:52,230 FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO 315 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:53,576 PARRRRTY! 316 00:07:53,576 --> 00:07:54,750 [laughter] 317 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:56,924 MY VOICE IS SO FISHY RIGHT NOW. 318 00:07:56,924 --> 00:07:58,650 [laughter, applause] 319 00:07:58,650 --> 00:08:00,100 >> HMM. 320 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:01,722 >> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 321 00:08:01,722 --> 00:08:03,690 [all exclaiming] 322 00:08:03,690 --> 00:08:05,415 [applause] 323 00:08:05,415 --> 00:08:08,660 WELCOME TO RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE. 324 00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:10,662 NOW, YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT 325 00:08:10,662 --> 00:08:12,837 YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST QUEENS TO 326 00:08:12,837 --> 00:08:14,114 ARRIVE. 327 00:08:14,114 --> 00:08:17,807 IN FACT, LAST WEEK, SEVEN QUEENS 328 00:08:17,807 --> 00:08:20,672 CAME, COMPETED, AND ONE HAS 329 00:08:20,672 --> 00:08:23,399 ALREADY SASHAYED AWAY. 330 00:08:23,399 --> 00:08:24,469 [dramatic music] 331 00:08:27,437 --> 00:08:28,715 >> OH. 332 00:08:28,715 --> 00:08:30,268 >> NOW, ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, BY 333 00:08:30,268 --> 00:08:32,512 SPLITTING YOU INTO TWO GROUPS, 334 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,065 YOUR CHANCE TO SNATCH MY 335 00:08:34,065 --> 00:08:36,205 ATTENTION IS BETTER THAN EVER. 336 00:08:36,205 --> 00:08:39,173 BUT ON THE SHADY SIDE, THERE'S A 337 00:08:39,173 --> 00:08:41,348 ONE IN SEVEN CHANCE THAT YOU'LL 338 00:08:41,348 --> 00:08:43,592 BE ELIMINATED BEFORE YOU EVEN 339 00:08:43,592 --> 00:08:45,663 MEET THE OTHER QUEENS. 340 00:08:45,663 --> 00:08:48,182 THE PRESSURE IS ON, LADIES. 341 00:08:48,182 --> 00:08:49,045 ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR BIG 342 00:08:49,045 --> 00:08:50,391 CLOSE-UP? 343 00:08:50,391 --> 00:08:51,841 >> CLASSIC RU, FULL OF A LOT OF 344 00:08:51,841 --> 00:08:52,911 SURPRISES. 345 00:08:52,911 --> 00:08:54,395 >> LET'S GO. 346 00:08:54,395 --> 00:08:56,846 >> BITCHES ARE SWEATING. 347 00:08:56,846 --> 00:08:57,882 >> COMING UP... 348 00:08:57,882 --> 00:08:59,400 >> WHAT'S THE "K" STAND FOR? 349 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:00,540 >> KARDASHIAN. 350 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,437 >> HONEY, YOU'RE GIVING ME SOME 351 00:09:01,437 --> 00:09:03,404 KARDASHIAN ASS IN THAT DRESS. 352 00:09:03,404 --> 00:09:04,992 [tires screech] 353 00:09:04,992 --> 00:09:06,787 [dramatic drumbeat] 354 00:09:06,787 --> 00:09:09,169 [dramatic drumbeat] >> [laughs] 355 00:09:09,169 --> 00:09:11,378 >> [laughs] 356 00:09:11,378 --> 00:09:12,931 >> [laughs] 357 00:09:12,931 --> 00:09:13,932 [swing music] 358 00:09:17,936 --> 00:09:19,144 >> WOW! 359 00:09:19,144 --> 00:09:21,146 >> BIANCA DEL RIO. 360 00:09:21,146 --> 00:09:21,940 >> I USUALLY DON'T LIKE GOING 361 00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:23,390 FIRST, UNLESS IT'S A BATH HOUSE. 362 00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:24,667 SO THIS SHOULD BE FUN. 363 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:25,426 >> [laughs] 364 00:09:25,426 --> 00:09:26,635 SAY HELLO TO THE 365 00:09:26,635 --> 00:09:28,878 DREAMY MIKE RUIZ. 366 00:09:28,878 --> 00:09:31,329 MIKE IS HERE TO SHOOT YOUR 367 00:09:31,329 --> 00:09:33,952 SLUMBER PARTY PHOTO SHOOT. 368 00:09:33,952 --> 00:09:35,678 YOU'LL BE POSING IN BED WITH ALL 369 00:09:35,678 --> 00:09:37,887 FOUR MEMBERS OF THE SCRUFF PIT 370 00:09:37,887 --> 00:09:39,993 CREW, SUPER SIZED FOR YOUR 371 00:09:39,993 --> 00:09:41,684 PLEASURE. 372 00:09:41,684 --> 00:09:43,548 NOW, YOU NEED TO GIVE US FACE 373 00:09:43,548 --> 00:09:45,067 AND DELIVER A SUPER SENSUOUS 374 00:09:45,067 --> 00:09:48,449 POSE, NO MATTER WHAT POPS UP. 375 00:09:48,449 --> 00:09:49,554 OR POPS IN. 376 00:09:49,554 --> 00:09:50,797 [laughter] 377 00:09:50,797 --> 00:09:52,108 >> WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IS FOR 378 00:09:52,108 --> 00:09:54,076 THE GIRLS TO REALLY STAND OUT 379 00:09:54,076 --> 00:09:54,973 IN THE PHOTO. 380 00:09:54,973 --> 00:09:55,767 >> I'M FROM THE SOUTH, SO IT 381 00:09:55,767 --> 00:09:56,975 FEELS LIKE I'M WITH MY COUSINS. 382 00:09:56,975 --> 00:09:58,805 [laughter] 383 00:09:58,805 --> 00:10:01,428 >> OKAY, HERE WE GO. 384 00:10:01,428 --> 00:10:02,981 MAKE DIRTY, FILTHY LOVE TO THE 385 00:10:02,981 --> 00:10:04,845 CAMERA. 386 00:10:04,845 --> 00:10:06,744 >> IT'S HARD TO STAY UP. 387 00:10:06,744 --> 00:10:08,055 >> I THINK WE MIGHT NEED TO TAKE 388 00:10:08,055 --> 00:10:09,954 IT UP A NOTCH. 389 00:10:09,954 --> 00:10:10,610 DON'T YOU? 390 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:11,611 >> AMP IT UP A LITTLE BIT. 391 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,612 >> YEAH. 392 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,441 >> I HAVE AN IDEA. 393 00:10:14,441 --> 00:10:15,925 PILLOW FIGHT! 394 00:10:15,925 --> 00:10:17,237 >> OH, [bleep]. 395 00:10:17,237 --> 00:10:18,790 [shutter clicking] 396 00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:19,964 >> OH, YEAH, OOH. 397 00:10:19,964 --> 00:10:21,586 SEXIER. 398 00:10:21,586 --> 00:10:23,450 >> IT'S DIFFICULT FOR SOMEONE 399 00:10:23,450 --> 00:10:25,003 LIKE ME TO BE SEXY. 400 00:10:25,003 --> 00:10:26,384 HAVE YOU SEEN ME? 401 00:10:26,384 --> 00:10:28,628 I'M CLOWN REALNESS. 402 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,698 >> GET THAT FEATHER OUT OF YOUR 403 00:10:29,698 --> 00:10:30,699 MOUTH THERE. 404 00:10:30,699 --> 00:10:32,390 YEAH. [spits] 405 00:10:32,390 --> 00:10:33,149 HOPE YOU HAD YOUR BIRD 406 00:10:33,149 --> 00:10:35,151 FLU SHOTS. 407 00:10:35,151 --> 00:10:37,740 >> TRINITY K. BONET. 408 00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:38,465 >> WORK IT. 409 00:10:38,465 --> 00:10:39,984 FEEL HER UP. 410 00:10:39,984 --> 00:10:40,709 >> OH. 411 00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:41,813 >> RU, I THINK WE NEED TO TAKE 412 00:10:41,813 --> 00:10:42,987 IT UP A FEW NOTCHES. 413 00:10:42,987 --> 00:10:44,782 >> ARE YOU TALKING DUTCH OVEN? 414 00:10:44,782 --> 00:10:46,024 >> YES. 415 00:10:46,024 --> 00:10:46,922 >> PILLOW FIGHT! 416 00:10:46,922 --> 00:10:47,992 >> OH. 417 00:10:47,992 --> 00:10:49,096 OKAY, NOW PLAY TO THE CAMERA, 418 00:10:49,096 --> 00:10:49,752 TRINITY. 419 00:10:49,752 --> 00:10:50,442 >> CAMERA. 420 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:51,616 >> YEAH, WORK IT. 421 00:10:51,616 --> 00:10:52,341 >> I LOVE DOING PHOTO SHOOTS IN 422 00:10:52,341 --> 00:10:52,997 DRAG. 423 00:10:52,997 --> 00:10:54,274 >> THAT'S GORGEOUS. 424 00:10:54,274 --> 00:10:55,793 >> I'M A SUPERMODEL. 425 00:10:55,793 --> 00:10:57,726 >> BEYONCE, PUSH MICHELLE OUT OF 426 00:10:57,726 --> 00:10:58,554 THE WAY. 427 00:10:58,554 --> 00:10:59,210 >> [laughs] YES. 428 00:10:59,210 --> 00:11:00,763 >> IT'S A SLUMBER PARTY 429 00:11:00,763 --> 00:11:02,834 MASSACRE. 430 00:11:02,834 --> 00:11:04,422 JOSLYN FOX. 431 00:11:04,422 --> 00:11:06,562 THERE'S A FOX IN THE HENHOUSE. 432 00:11:06,562 --> 00:11:07,736 [laughs] 433 00:11:07,736 --> 00:11:08,633 >> OH, YOU'RE GIVING ME A LITTLE 434 00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:09,841 RAQUEL WELCH THERE. 435 00:11:09,841 --> 00:11:10,739 >> FEATHERS ARE FLYING 436 00:11:10,739 --> 00:11:11,636 EVERYWHERE. 437 00:11:11,636 --> 00:11:13,155 PILLOWS ARE COMING IN MY FACE. 438 00:11:13,155 --> 00:11:14,846 THIS IS PURE CHAOS. 439 00:11:14,846 --> 00:11:16,054 >> OH, DEAR. 440 00:11:16,054 --> 00:11:19,333 [laughs] 441 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:20,680 >> [exhales] 442 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,681 >> "JOS-LEEN." 443 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,578 >> GIRLS. 444 00:11:22,578 --> 00:11:23,234 >> HOW WAS IT? 445 00:11:23,234 --> 00:11:26,893 >> THAT WAS A MEAN TRICK. 446 00:11:26,893 --> 00:11:27,928 >> I'M NOTICING THAT JOSLYN'S 447 00:11:27,928 --> 00:11:31,621 SKIRT CONTINUE TO RISE ALL DAY. 448 00:11:31,621 --> 00:11:32,657 I'M GONNA NEED HER TO PUT SOME 449 00:11:32,657 --> 00:11:34,901 PANTIES ON OR SOME BOY SHORTS OR 450 00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:35,764 SOMETHING. 451 00:11:35,764 --> 00:11:36,661 >> IS THERE A BOTTOM HALF TO 452 00:11:36,661 --> 00:11:37,800 THAT DRESS, GIRL? 453 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:41,010 >> HELLO. 454 00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:42,702 [laughter] 455 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,668 [shutter clicking] 456 00:11:43,668 --> 00:11:44,669 >> MM-HMM, THAT'S GORGEOUS. 457 00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:45,981 BEAUTIFUL. 458 00:11:45,981 --> 00:11:47,120 >> OH, YEAH. 459 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,708 COURTNEY ACT IS CAUGHT IN THE 460 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,881 ACT. 461 00:11:49,881 --> 00:11:50,640 >> COURTNEY KNOWS HOW TO DO 462 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:51,883 SEXY, SHE'S A NATURAL. 463 00:11:51,883 --> 00:11:53,333 >> YES, EAT YOUR HEART OUT, 464 00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:54,852 KYLIE MINOGUE. 465 00:11:54,852 --> 00:11:56,094 >> BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, RU? 466 00:11:56,094 --> 00:11:57,717 I THINK WE NEED A LITTLE 467 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,166 SOMETHING EXTRA. 468 00:11:59,166 --> 00:11:59,995 >> POPPERS? 469 00:11:59,995 --> 00:12:01,721 [laughter] 470 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,791 PILLOW FIGHT! 471 00:12:02,791 --> 00:12:04,862 >> YEAH! 472 00:12:04,862 --> 00:12:05,621 >> YOU GO. 473 00:12:05,621 --> 00:12:07,485 [laughter] 474 00:12:07,485 --> 00:12:10,557 >> YEAH! 475 00:12:10,557 --> 00:12:11,696 >> OH, WORK IT. 476 00:12:11,696 --> 00:12:13,353 OH, YES, MAMA. 477 00:12:13,353 --> 00:12:14,423 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING-- 478 00:12:14,423 --> 00:12:16,080 OH, YEAH. 479 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:16,736 [laughter] 480 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,531 >> [clucks] 481 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,154 >> COURTNEY'S SO FUNNY AND SEXY 482 00:12:21,154 --> 00:12:22,949 AND REALLY NAILING THIS 483 00:12:22,949 --> 00:12:24,502 CHALLENGE. 484 00:12:24,502 --> 00:12:25,745 >> MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH 485 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,160 DANGER? 486 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:30,301 MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD. 487 00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:31,854 >> PLAY TO THE CAMERA. 488 00:12:31,854 --> 00:12:32,752 YOU NEED TO SERVE THAT FACE, 489 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,442 GIRL. 490 00:12:33,442 --> 00:12:36,548 WE'RE LOSING IT. 491 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,723 >> ALL RIGHT. 492 00:12:38,723 --> 00:12:41,208 YOU'RE KILLING ME, MARY. 493 00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:44,108 WHO'S THIRSTY FOR MILK? 494 00:12:44,108 --> 00:12:45,178 LOWER, MILK. 495 00:12:45,178 --> 00:12:45,937 >> [yells] 496 00:12:45,937 --> 00:12:46,766 >> OOH. 497 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,594 >> STAY FOCUSED. 498 00:12:47,594 --> 00:12:48,768 >> HOT MILK. 499 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,458 >> YES. 500 00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:50,942 >> FLASH THAT LAUREN HUTTON 501 00:12:50,942 --> 00:12:52,737 SMILE. 502 00:12:52,737 --> 00:12:54,187 >> CAREFUL, THOSE FEATHERS ARE 503 00:12:54,187 --> 00:12:54,981 COLLECTING... 504 00:12:54,981 --> 00:12:56,016 >> IN YOUR CLEAVAGE. 505 00:12:56,016 --> 00:12:56,948 >> YES. 506 00:12:56,948 --> 00:12:57,846 >> OH, THERE'S THAT COOKIE I HAD 507 00:12:57,846 --> 00:12:58,743 EARLIER. 508 00:12:58,743 --> 00:12:59,399 >> OH, WOW. 509 00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:01,332 >> [blubbers] 510 00:13:01,332 --> 00:13:02,747 >> [laughs] 511 00:13:02,747 --> 00:13:05,232 MOTORBOATING ON DARIENNE LAKE. 512 00:13:05,232 --> 00:13:06,233 >> WHEW! 513 00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:06,889 >> OH. 514 00:13:06,889 --> 00:13:07,579 >> GOOD MORNING. 515 00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:08,235 >> HOW DID IT GO? 516 00:13:08,235 --> 00:13:09,236 >> HIII! 517 00:13:09,236 --> 00:13:09,892 >> OH, MY GOD. 518 00:13:09,892 --> 00:13:10,790 >> DID YOU ENJOY IT? 519 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,619 >> THAT WAS FUN. 520 00:13:12,619 --> 00:13:14,069 [tape ripping] 521 00:13:14,069 --> 00:13:15,001 >> OH, MY GOD. 522 00:13:15,001 --> 00:13:15,795 >> HEY, JOSLYN. 523 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,210 >> [groans] 524 00:13:17,210 --> 00:13:18,142 >> I'M TRYING TO RECOGNIZE 525 00:13:18,142 --> 00:13:19,315 EVERYBODY OUT OF DRAG. 526 00:13:19,315 --> 00:13:20,800 >> EVERYBODY'S DE-DRAGGING, 527 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,249 AND IT'S KIND OF FUN TO SEE THE 528 00:13:22,249 --> 00:13:24,355 MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN. 529 00:13:24,355 --> 00:13:25,805 >> OOH, THAT FELT GOOD. 530 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,047 >> [laughs] 531 00:13:27,047 --> 00:13:28,359 >> I'M JUST SO SURPRISED TO SEE 532 00:13:28,359 --> 00:13:30,361 THAT BIANCA DEL RIO IS A REAL 533 00:13:30,361 --> 00:13:31,638 HUMAN BEING UNDERNEATH ALL OF 534 00:13:31,638 --> 00:13:32,950 THAT CLOWN MAKEUP. 535 00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:33,778 >> OH. 536 00:13:33,778 --> 00:13:34,986 BOY BODIES. 537 00:13:34,986 --> 00:13:37,092 AS A BOY, COURTNEY ACT IS THE 538 00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:37,782 CUTEST. 539 00:13:37,782 --> 00:13:39,957 SHE IS TAN WITH THAT 540 00:13:39,957 --> 00:13:41,821 BEACH-BLOND HAIR. 541 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,408 >> I NORMALLY DON'T DO DAIRY. 542 00:13:43,408 --> 00:13:44,582 BUT FOR MILK, I'LL MAKE AN 543 00:13:44,582 --> 00:13:47,447 EXCEPTION. 544 00:13:47,447 --> 00:13:49,483 >> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 545 00:13:49,483 --> 00:13:51,347 [overlapping greetings] 546 00:13:51,347 --> 00:13:52,797 AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 547 00:13:52,797 --> 00:13:54,419 [laughter] 548 00:13:54,419 --> 00:13:56,456 LADIES, I'VE PULLED AN 549 00:13:56,456 --> 00:13:58,216 ALL-NIGHTER REVIEWING YOUR 550 00:13:58,216 --> 00:14:00,356 SLUMBER PARTY PHOTOS. 551 00:14:00,356 --> 00:14:01,737 SOME OF YOU WERE A WET DREAM 552 00:14:01,737 --> 00:14:03,049 COME TRUE. 553 00:14:03,049 --> 00:14:04,360 AND OTHERS WERE A REAL... 554 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,569 [snores] SNOOZE. 555 00:14:06,569 --> 00:14:08,709 BUT THE WINNER OF YOUR FIRST 556 00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:10,608 MINI-CHALLENGE IS... 557 00:14:10,608 --> 00:14:11,712 [drum roll] 558 00:14:11,712 --> 00:14:13,093 [coughs] 559 00:14:13,093 --> 00:14:14,232 [laughter] 560 00:14:14,232 --> 00:14:17,028 WHOA, WHERE'D THAT COME FROM? 561 00:14:17,028 --> 00:14:19,410 TRINITY K. BONET. 562 00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:20,860 >> WHOO! 563 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,275 >> I WON MY FIRST PHOTO SHOOT 564 00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:24,208 CHALLENGE! 565 00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:25,761 >> CONDRAGULATIONS. 566 00:14:25,761 --> 00:14:27,521 I'M POSTING YOUR PHOTO ON THE 567 00:14:27,521 --> 00:14:29,523 RUPAUL'S DRAG RACEINSTAGRAM 568 00:14:29,523 --> 00:14:31,284 ACCOUNT SO EVERYONE CAN LIKE 569 00:14:31,284 --> 00:14:33,493 IT. 570 00:14:33,493 --> 00:14:34,977 >> THAT'S GOOD. 571 00:14:34,977 --> 00:14:37,083 >> NOW, AS A LITTLE SURPRISE, 572 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:38,705 I HAVE A PARTY FAVOR FOR EACH 573 00:14:38,705 --> 00:14:39,361 OF YOU. 574 00:14:39,361 --> 00:14:40,017 [giggles] 575 00:14:40,017 --> 00:14:43,296 OH, SCRUFF PIT CREW! 576 00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:44,504 OH, MY. 577 00:14:44,504 --> 00:14:47,334 LOOK AT THOSE PACKAGES. 578 00:14:47,334 --> 00:14:49,095 FOR THIS WEEK'S MAIN CHALLENGE, 579 00:14:49,095 --> 00:14:50,890 YOU NEED TO CREATE YOUR BEST 580 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,237 LIFE-OF-THE-PARTY, HIGH-FASHION 581 00:14:53,237 --> 00:14:54,272 COUTURE, 582 00:14:54,272 --> 00:14:57,103 #PARTYLIKEADRAGQUEEN, 583 00:14:57,103 --> 00:14:59,864 USING ONLY THE LEFTOVERS FROM 584 00:14:59,864 --> 00:15:01,831 ONE OF THESE PARTY PACKS. 585 00:15:01,831 --> 00:15:04,800 THERE'S TOGA PARTY, LUAU PARTY, 586 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,560 PRINCESS PARTY, QUINCEANERA... 587 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:07,803 [laughter] 588 00:15:07,803 --> 00:15:09,356 ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARTY, 589 00:15:09,356 --> 00:15:10,979 REPUBLICAN PARTY, 590 00:15:10,979 --> 00:15:13,878 AND MY FAVORITE, HOEDOWN. 591 00:15:13,878 --> 00:15:15,535 [laughter] 592 00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:16,743 TRINITY, YOU WON THE 593 00:15:16,743 --> 00:15:19,021 MINI-CHALLENGE, SO YOU GET TO 594 00:15:19,021 --> 00:15:21,575 PICK YOURS FIRST AND THEN 595 00:15:21,575 --> 00:15:24,337 RE-GIFT THE OTHERS. 596 00:15:24,337 --> 00:15:25,303 >> I WANT THE PRINCESS PARTY. 597 00:15:25,303 --> 00:15:26,891 >> NOW, WHICH BOX HAVE YOU 598 00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:28,582 CHOSEN FOR DARIENNE LAKE? 599 00:15:28,582 --> 00:15:30,308 >> ST. PATRICK'S. 600 00:15:30,308 --> 00:15:31,102 >> [Irish accent] ST. PATRICK'S 601 00:15:31,102 --> 00:15:32,069 DAY PARTY. 602 00:15:32,069 --> 00:15:34,243 WHAT ABOUT JOSLYN FOX? 603 00:15:34,243 --> 00:15:37,626 >> "QUINCE-A-YETTA." 604 00:15:37,626 --> 00:15:40,215 >> QUINCEANERA FOR JOSLYN FOX. 605 00:15:40,215 --> 00:15:41,112 >> YAY. 606 00:15:41,112 --> 00:15:43,114 >> MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD. 607 00:15:43,114 --> 00:15:45,082 >> HOEDOWN. 608 00:15:45,082 --> 00:15:45,806 >> [laughs] 609 00:15:45,806 --> 00:15:46,497 >> ALL RIGHT. 610 00:15:46,497 --> 00:15:48,292 WHAT ABOUT COURTNEY ACT? 611 00:15:48,292 --> 00:15:48,982 >> REPUBLICAN. 612 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:51,295 >> THAT SEEMS FAIR AND BALANCED. 613 00:15:51,295 --> 00:15:52,296 FOR BIANCA DEL RIO? 614 00:15:52,296 --> 00:15:53,780 >> LUAU. 615 00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:54,608 >> HOPE I GET LEI'D. 616 00:15:54,608 --> 00:15:55,506 [laughter] 617 00:15:55,506 --> 00:15:57,266 [weak applause] 618 00:15:57,266 --> 00:15:59,130 >> SO THAT MEANS THAT MILK GETS 619 00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:01,753 THE TOGA PARTY. 620 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:04,515 GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES. 621 00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:08,070 AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN. 622 00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:09,865 >> THIS IS THE FIRST CHALLENGE, 623 00:16:09,865 --> 00:16:11,418 AND I WANT TO [bleep] WIN. 624 00:16:11,418 --> 00:16:12,730 I GOT BILLS TO PAY. 625 00:16:12,730 --> 00:16:14,352 I GOT DOGS TO PUT THROUGH 626 00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:16,423 COLLEGE. 627 00:16:16,423 --> 00:16:17,390 >> COMING UP... 628 00:16:17,390 --> 00:16:18,149 WHAT KIND OF SILHOUETTE ARE YOU 629 00:16:18,149 --> 00:16:18,908 PLANNING? 630 00:16:18,908 --> 00:16:22,636 >> I'M THINKING VERY KIND OF... 631 00:16:22,636 --> 00:16:25,225 LIKE, SORT OF... 632 00:16:25,225 --> 00:16:26,261 MAYBE NOT QUITE... 633 00:16:26,261 --> 00:16:27,641 MORE--OH, GOD. 634 00:16:27,641 --> 00:16:29,160 I DON'T KNOW. 635 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,335 [dramatic drumbeat] 636 00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:33,061 [dramatic drumbeat] >> [laughs] 637 00:16:33,061 --> 00:16:35,787 >> [laughs] 638 00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,203 >> [laughs] 639 00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:38,204 [dance music] 640 00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:41,759 >> LOOK, COURTNEY. 641 00:16:41,759 --> 00:16:42,415 >> WHAT? 642 00:16:42,415 --> 00:16:43,450 >> MY HAIRY NUTS. 643 00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:44,727 >> [laughs] OH. 644 00:16:44,727 --> 00:16:47,075 >> THOSE AREN'T CHA-CHA HEELS. 645 00:16:47,075 --> 00:16:48,869 TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS TO CREATE A 646 00:16:48,869 --> 00:16:50,940 HIGH-FASHION OUTFIT BASED ON 647 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:53,426 WHAT WE HAVE IN OUR PARTY BOX. 648 00:16:53,426 --> 00:16:56,015 HMM, OKAY. 649 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,499 >> IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS. 650 00:16:57,499 --> 00:16:59,501 >> IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS. [giggling] 651 00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:02,504 [giggling] 652 00:17:02,504 --> 00:17:03,505 OOH. 653 00:17:03,505 --> 00:17:04,713 THERE'S EVERY COLOR YOU COULD 654 00:17:04,713 --> 00:17:05,921 EVER THINK OF. 655 00:17:05,921 --> 00:17:06,922 OOH! 656 00:17:06,922 --> 00:17:08,165 I LOVE EVERYTHING IN MY BOX. 657 00:17:08,165 --> 00:17:09,166 [giggles] 658 00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:11,720 I HAVE HOUSE NUMBERS. 659 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,342 >> A HOUSE NU--IT'S YOUR AGE. 660 00:17:13,342 --> 00:17:14,930 >> 51. 661 00:17:14,930 --> 00:17:16,035 >> 15. 662 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:16,828 STICK THEM ON YOUR HEAD. 663 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,244 SEE IF ANYBODY COMES TO VISIT. 664 00:17:18,244 --> 00:17:19,107 >> [laughs] 665 00:17:19,107 --> 00:17:21,385 KNOCK, KNOCK. 666 00:17:21,385 --> 00:17:23,801 >> OKAY. 667 00:17:23,801 --> 00:17:25,009 HAY. 668 00:17:25,009 --> 00:17:26,493 THAT'S UGLY. 669 00:17:26,493 --> 00:17:27,356 OH, MY GOD. 670 00:17:27,356 --> 00:17:30,670 THIS IS... 671 00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:31,533 AWFUL. 672 00:17:31,533 --> 00:17:34,053 I GOT A BUNCH OF [bleep]. 673 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,640 IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY 674 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:36,538 STYLE. 675 00:17:36,538 --> 00:17:38,747 [chuckles] JESUS CHRIST. 676 00:17:38,747 --> 00:17:40,059 >> IT'S THE FIRST CHALLENGE. 677 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,612 GOOD GOD, GIRL, GET A GRIP. 678 00:17:41,612 --> 00:17:44,856 >> THAT'S UGLY. 679 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:47,100 >> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 680 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:47,790 >> HI. 681 00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:48,791 >> HI, RUPAUL. 682 00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:50,448 >> HOW ARE MY PARTY MONSTERS 683 00:17:50,448 --> 00:17:51,967 DOING? 684 00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:53,244 DARIENNE LAKE. 685 00:17:53,244 --> 00:17:54,245 >> HI. 686 00:17:54,245 --> 00:17:55,384 >> LUCK OF THE IRISH. 687 00:17:55,384 --> 00:17:56,075 >> OH. 688 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,628 [twitters] 689 00:17:57,628 --> 00:17:58,284 >> [laughs] 690 00:17:58,284 --> 00:17:59,285 >> OH. 691 00:17:59,285 --> 00:18:00,769 >> SO NOW OF COURSE, THE BOX IS 692 00:18:00,769 --> 00:18:02,840 A ST. PADDY'S DAY PARTY BOX. 693 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,014 BUT THE CHALLENGE ISN'T TO DO 694 00:18:05,014 --> 00:18:05,705 LEPRECHAUN. 695 00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:06,499 >> RIGHT. 696 00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:08,984 >> BUT IT'S TO INTERPRET THE BOX 697 00:18:08,984 --> 00:18:10,744 TO DARIENNE LAKE'S STYLE. 698 00:18:10,744 --> 00:18:11,780 >> EXACTLY. 699 00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:12,505 >> AND WHAT KIND OF SILHOUETTE 700 00:18:12,505 --> 00:18:13,299 ARE YOU PLANNING? 701 00:18:13,299 --> 00:18:16,992 >> I'M THINKING VERY KIND OF... 702 00:18:16,992 --> 00:18:19,857 LIKE, GLAMOUR EXECUTIVE. 703 00:18:19,857 --> 00:18:21,203 SORT OF... 704 00:18:21,203 --> 00:18:22,377 MAYBE NOT QUITE... 705 00:18:22,377 --> 00:18:23,861 MORE--OH, GOD. 706 00:18:23,861 --> 00:18:26,691 I DON'T KNOW. 707 00:18:26,691 --> 00:18:28,348 YOU KNOW. 708 00:18:28,348 --> 00:18:29,660 >> SO IT'S IN PROCESS. 709 00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:31,006 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? 710 00:18:31,006 --> 00:18:32,007 >> MM-HMM. 711 00:18:32,007 --> 00:18:33,146 DEAD. 712 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,147 >> WELL, LUCK OF THE IRISH TO 713 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:36,184 YOU. 714 00:18:36,184 --> 00:18:37,254 >> [imitates defibrillator] 715 00:18:37,254 --> 00:18:39,152 >> TRINITY K. BONET. 716 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,533 >> HEY, WHAT IT DO, MAMA RU? 717 00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:41,292 >> NOW, WHAT'S THE "K" STAND 718 00:18:41,292 --> 00:18:41,982 FOR? 719 00:18:41,982 --> 00:18:42,673 >> KARDASHIAN. 720 00:18:42,673 --> 00:18:44,468 >> KARDASHIAN, REALLY? 721 00:18:44,468 --> 00:18:46,090 SO, NOW, YOU'VE GOT THE PRINCESS 722 00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:46,746 PARTY BOX. 723 00:18:46,746 --> 00:18:47,609 >> YES. 724 00:18:47,609 --> 00:18:48,886 >> WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING FOR IT? 725 00:18:48,886 --> 00:18:50,750 >> I WANTED TO PLAY WITH TWO 726 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,821 TYPE OF PRINCESSES, FUTURISTIC 727 00:18:52,821 --> 00:18:56,204 PRINCESS LEIA AND PRINCESS KATE. 728 00:18:56,204 --> 00:18:57,239 >> KATE MIDDLETON. 729 00:18:57,239 --> 00:18:58,378 >> EXACTLY. 730 00:18:58,378 --> 00:18:59,068 >> OKAY. 731 00:18:59,068 --> 00:19:00,622 >> YEAH. YEAH. 732 00:19:00,622 --> 00:19:02,002 >> SO YOU'RE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 733 00:19:02,002 --> 00:19:03,383 STAR WARSAND BUCKINGHAM 734 00:19:03,383 --> 00:19:04,212 PALACE. 735 00:19:04,212 --> 00:19:06,662 >> MM-HMM. 736 00:19:06,662 --> 00:19:08,802 >> SO, UM, GREAT. 737 00:19:08,802 --> 00:19:09,527 I'M GONNA BE LOOKING OUT FOR 738 00:19:09,527 --> 00:19:11,011 YOU. 739 00:19:11,011 --> 00:19:12,565 COURTNEY ACT. 740 00:19:12,565 --> 00:19:13,255 >> HI, RUPAUL. 741 00:19:13,255 --> 00:19:14,049 >> I CAUGHT YOU IN THE ACT. 742 00:19:14,049 --> 00:19:15,430 >> YOU DID CATCH ME IN THE ACT. 743 00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:17,086 THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING MY NAME 744 00:19:17,086 --> 00:19:18,778 TO AMERICA, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT 745 00:19:18,778 --> 00:19:20,780 IN AMERICAN ACCENTS, IT DOESN'T 746 00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:22,575 ALWAYS WORK, EXCEPT MAYBE IN 747 00:19:22,575 --> 00:19:23,714 BOSTON. 748 00:19:23,714 --> 00:19:24,646 >> RIGHT. 749 00:19:24,646 --> 00:19:25,509 >> "CAHT-NEY" ACT. 750 00:19:25,509 --> 00:19:26,165 >> YES. 751 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,167 IS THIS COURTNEY ACT'S STYLE? 752 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,098 BECAUSE YOU SHOW A LOT OF BODY, 753 00:19:29,098 --> 00:19:29,754 DON'T YOU? 754 00:19:29,754 --> 00:19:30,514 >> YEAH. 755 00:19:30,514 --> 00:19:32,205 I'M SURE THAT MICHELLE WILL SAY 756 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,311 "COURTNEY, STOP RELYING ON THAT 757 00:19:34,311 --> 00:19:35,139 BODY." 758 00:19:35,139 --> 00:19:36,071 >> [laughs] 759 00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:37,383 JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T COME 760 00:19:37,383 --> 00:19:38,453 DOWN THE RUNWAY LOOKING LIKE 761 00:19:38,453 --> 00:19:40,386 THE DOG'S DINNER. 762 00:19:40,386 --> 00:19:41,352 SEE YOU LATER. 763 00:19:41,352 --> 00:19:43,285 >> THANK YOU, RU. 764 00:19:43,285 --> 00:19:44,666 >> BIANCA DEL RIO. 765 00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:45,874 >> YOU CAN CALL ME JIGGLY. 766 00:19:45,874 --> 00:19:47,082 >> [laughs] 767 00:19:47,082 --> 00:19:48,187 I'VE GOT TO ASK YOU. 768 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,568 THAT RAPID-FIRE, QUICK WIT, DID 769 00:19:50,568 --> 00:19:51,707 YOU ALWAYS HAVE THAT? 770 00:19:51,707 --> 00:19:53,019 >> IT'S JUST INSTINCTIVE. 771 00:19:53,019 --> 00:19:54,089 AND I CALL IT MY LITTLE ROLODEX 772 00:19:54,089 --> 00:19:54,848 OF HATE. 773 00:19:54,848 --> 00:19:55,608 SO WHEN YOU'RE FACED WITH A 774 00:19:55,608 --> 00:19:57,610 SITUATION, YOU JUST ROLL 775 00:19:57,610 --> 00:19:58,404 THROUGH, AND YOU GO, "WHAT DO I 776 00:19:58,404 --> 00:20:00,337 HAVE, WHAT DO I HAVE?" 777 00:20:00,337 --> 00:20:01,993 >> NOW, YOU HAVE A BACKGROUND IN 778 00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:02,856 FASHION. 779 00:20:02,856 --> 00:20:04,030 >> I WORK FOR A BROADWAY COSTUME 780 00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:04,789 COMPANY IN NEW YORK CITY. 781 00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:05,928 WE BUILD COSTUMES. 782 00:20:05,928 --> 00:20:06,722 SO IT COMES IN HANDY WHEN YOU'RE 783 00:20:06,722 --> 00:20:07,723 A DRAG QUEEN. 784 00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:08,552 >> ABSOLUTELY. 785 00:20:08,552 --> 00:20:09,829 SO I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE GONNA 786 00:20:09,829 --> 00:20:10,657 KILL THIS CHALLENGE. 787 00:20:10,657 --> 00:20:11,762 >> I HOPE. 788 00:20:11,762 --> 00:20:13,004 >> I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU 789 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:13,695 WALK DOWN THAT RUNWAY WITH. 790 00:20:13,695 --> 00:20:14,385 >> WELL, THANK YOU. 791 00:20:14,385 --> 00:20:15,110 I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 792 00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:15,766 >> ALL RIGHT. 793 00:20:15,766 --> 00:20:16,422 >> SEE YOU THEN. 794 00:20:16,422 --> 00:20:17,112 >> OKAY. 795 00:20:17,112 --> 00:20:17,768 >> THANKS. 796 00:20:17,768 --> 00:20:19,908 >> MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD. 797 00:20:19,908 --> 00:20:21,047 >> HI, RU. 798 00:20:21,047 --> 00:20:21,841 >> HOW YOU DOING? 799 00:20:21,841 --> 00:20:22,945 >> I'M FEELING REALLY-- 800 00:20:22,945 --> 00:20:24,361 REAL HONKY-TONKY, READY FOR A 801 00:20:24,361 --> 00:20:25,224 HOEDOWN. 802 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,121 >> THAT'S THE PARTY BOX YOU GOT 803 00:20:26,121 --> 00:20:27,640 IS THE HOEDOWN. 804 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:31,402 >> THAT'S THE BOX I GOT. 805 00:20:31,402 --> 00:20:32,231 >> WHAT WAS IN THERE? 806 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,335 >> HIDEOUS FABRIC. 807 00:20:33,335 --> 00:20:34,025 >> REALLY? 808 00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:37,270 >> I GOT A BIG OLD SHEET OF 809 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:38,029 DENIM. 810 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,479 >> OH, DENIM IS GOOD. 811 00:20:39,479 --> 00:20:40,411 WE LIKE DENIM. 812 00:20:40,411 --> 00:20:41,723 >> YEAH, I DON'T THINK IT 813 00:20:41,723 --> 00:20:44,070 SCREAMS HIGH FASHION. 814 00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:45,796 THERE'S THIS BROWN, WHICH LOOKS 815 00:20:45,796 --> 00:20:47,694 LIKE [bleep]. 816 00:20:47,694 --> 00:20:49,420 >> WHAT IS MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD'S 817 00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:50,110 STYLE? 818 00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:51,388 >> I THINK OF MYSELF AS 819 00:20:51,388 --> 00:20:54,045 A GLAMOROUS TRASH QUEEN. 820 00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:54,805 >> UH-HUH. 821 00:20:54,805 --> 00:20:56,013 >> THINGS THAT ARE SO UGLY, 822 00:20:56,013 --> 00:20:57,083 THEY'RE PRETTY. 823 00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:58,326 >> WELL, LISTEN. 824 00:20:58,326 --> 00:20:59,775 THIS CHALLENGE COULD BE RIGHT UP 825 00:20:59,775 --> 00:21:01,190 YOUR ALLEY. 826 00:21:01,190 --> 00:21:04,124 TURN IT OUT, MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD. 827 00:21:04,124 --> 00:21:05,160 >> THANK YOU. 828 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:08,681 >> [laughing] OKAY. 829 00:21:08,681 --> 00:21:10,096 JOSLYN FOX. 830 00:21:10,096 --> 00:21:10,959 >> HEY, "RUZY Q." 831 00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:11,891 [giggles] 832 00:21:11,891 --> 00:21:13,375 >> NOW, WHICH BOX DID YOU GET? 833 00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:14,307 >> QUINCEANERA. 834 00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:15,929 >> SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED? 835 00:21:15,929 --> 00:21:17,172 >> I'VE FINALLY SELECTED, 836 00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:18,863 NARROWED DOWN MY FABRICS. 837 00:21:18,863 --> 00:21:20,555 [giggles] 838 00:21:20,555 --> 00:21:21,487 >> YEAH. 839 00:21:21,487 --> 00:21:24,144 THAT'S A LOT OF FABRIC. 840 00:21:24,144 --> 00:21:25,456 >> WELL, I WANT TO AVOID IT 841 00:21:25,456 --> 00:21:27,355 BEING TOO LOUD AND TOO BUSY. 842 00:21:27,355 --> 00:21:28,356 [whimsical music] 843 00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:30,496 >> ALL RIGHT. 844 00:21:30,496 --> 00:21:31,186 ALL RIGHT. 845 00:21:31,186 --> 00:21:34,085 >> THANK YOU, "RUZY Q." 846 00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:35,432 >> WELL, HELLO THERE, MILK. 847 00:21:35,432 --> 00:21:36,364 >> HI. 848 00:21:36,364 --> 00:21:38,883 >> ARE YOU WEARING ACID-WASHED 849 00:21:38,883 --> 00:21:40,126 HOT PANTS? 850 00:21:40,126 --> 00:21:41,127 >> I AM. 851 00:21:41,127 --> 00:21:42,991 >> [laughs] 852 00:21:42,991 --> 00:21:44,648 WHAT IS MILK ALL ABOUT? 853 00:21:44,648 --> 00:21:48,030 >> SHE IS BIG AND SCARY, 854 00:21:48,030 --> 00:21:49,929 FREAKY AND CREEPY. 855 00:21:49,929 --> 00:21:51,448 AND THAT'S WHAT I LOVE TO DO. 856 00:21:51,448 --> 00:21:53,622 >> SO YOUR CAMP AESTHETIC, HOW 857 00:21:53,622 --> 00:21:55,624 IS THAT GONNA MEET WITH HIGH 858 00:21:55,624 --> 00:21:56,867 FASHION? 859 00:21:56,867 --> 00:21:59,835 >> I'M GOING FOR SORT OF XANADU, 860 00:21:59,835 --> 00:22:01,389 LIKE, JUMPSUIT. 861 00:22:01,389 --> 00:22:03,529 >> OH, BOY, OKAY. 862 00:22:03,529 --> 00:22:04,840 DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE 863 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,118 A JUMPSUIT HIGH FASHION? 864 00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:07,878 >> I DO. 865 00:22:07,878 --> 00:22:08,534 >> YEAH? 866 00:22:08,534 --> 00:22:09,224 >> YEAH. 867 00:22:09,224 --> 00:22:09,983 >> WELL, LISTEN, I JUST GOTTA 868 00:22:09,983 --> 00:22:10,846 TELL YOU, YOU'RE UP AGAINST 869 00:22:10,846 --> 00:22:12,020 A LOT OF COMPETITION. 870 00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:13,608 AND YOU WILL BE UNDER A LOT OF 871 00:22:13,608 --> 00:22:15,057 SCRUTINY. 872 00:22:15,057 --> 00:22:16,058 >> I REALLY WANT MY FIRST 873 00:22:16,058 --> 00:22:18,337 IMPRESSION TO BE UNIQUE, 874 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,131 SOMETHING VERY MILK. 875 00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:23,790 I'M STILL DOING PANTS. 876 00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:27,207 >> LADIES, GATHER ROUND. 877 00:22:27,207 --> 00:22:28,864 NOW, TOMORROW THE PARTY MOVES TO 878 00:22:28,864 --> 00:22:31,004 THE MAIN STAGE, WHERE WE'LL BE 879 00:22:31,004 --> 00:22:33,213 JOINED BY OUR EXTRA-SPECIAL 880 00:22:33,213 --> 00:22:35,768 GUEST JUDGE--BIBLE-- 881 00:22:35,768 --> 00:22:37,183 [heavenly music] 882 00:22:37,183 --> 00:22:38,149 KHLOE KARDASHIAN. 883 00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:40,117 [all gasping] 884 00:22:40,117 --> 00:22:41,256 >> [squeals] 885 00:22:41,256 --> 00:22:44,155 >> MY IDOL, KHLOE KARDASHIAN. 886 00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:45,674 I'M IN HEAVEN. 887 00:22:45,674 --> 00:22:47,745 >> ARE YOU KEEPING UP? 888 00:22:47,745 --> 00:22:49,782 DON'T [bleep] IT UP. 889 00:22:49,782 --> 00:22:52,509 SEE YOU LATER. 890 00:22:52,509 --> 00:22:53,544 >> COMING UP... 891 00:22:53,544 --> 00:22:54,373 >> I'M THINKING ABOUT WEARING 892 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,478 FACIAL HAIR. 893 00:22:56,478 --> 00:22:57,168 >> REALLY, QUEENIE? 894 00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:59,481 I HOPE YOU PACKED. 895 00:22:59,481 --> 00:23:00,171 >> YOU THINK THIS REPRESENTS 896 00:23:00,171 --> 00:23:01,034 YOU? 897 00:23:01,034 --> 00:23:01,966 >> I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN. 898 00:23:01,966 --> 00:23:02,760 >> YOU'VE GOT TO BRING IT EVERY 899 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:03,416 TIME. 900 00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:04,106 >> OKAY. 901 00:23:04,106 --> 00:23:04,797 >> THIS IS THE MOTHER[bleep] 902 00:23:04,797 --> 00:23:06,108 OLYMPICS, GIRL. 903 00:23:06,108 --> 00:23:07,731 OLYMPICS, GIRL. [laughs] 904 00:23:07,731 --> 00:23:10,181 [laughs] 905 00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:11,562 >> [laughs] 906 00:23:11,562 --> 00:23:13,150 [energetic music] 907 00:23:13,150 --> 00:23:15,290 >> GOOD MORNING, WORKROOM. 908 00:23:15,290 --> 00:23:16,153 >> OOH. 909 00:23:16,153 --> 00:23:17,016 >> THIS MORNING, WE'RE BACK IN 910 00:23:17,016 --> 00:23:18,707 THE WORKROOM, FINISHING UP OUR 911 00:23:18,707 --> 00:23:21,054 LOOKS FOR OUR VERY FIRST RUNWAY. 912 00:23:21,054 --> 00:23:22,573 >> STUFF TO DO, STUFF TO DO. 913 00:23:22,573 --> 00:23:23,885 >> ONE OF US IS GOING HOME, 914 00:23:23,885 --> 00:23:25,265 AND WE DONE ALREADY UNPACKED ALL 915 00:23:25,265 --> 00:23:26,094 OUR [bleep]. 916 00:23:26,094 --> 00:23:26,888 AIN'T NOBODY TRYING TO PACK IT 917 00:23:26,888 --> 00:23:28,786 BACK UP. 918 00:23:28,786 --> 00:23:30,132 >> SOMETIMES WHEN DRAG QUEENS 919 00:23:30,132 --> 00:23:31,789 WEAR PANTS, YOU GET THAT LOVELY 920 00:23:31,789 --> 00:23:33,722 MOOSE KNUCKLE EFFECT. 921 00:23:33,722 --> 00:23:34,413 >> WELL-- 922 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,724 >> IT IS WHITE. 923 00:23:35,724 --> 00:23:36,691 WHAT GOES ON THE MIDDLE? 924 00:23:36,691 --> 00:23:37,519 >> SHE'S JUST WEARING HER TITS 925 00:23:37,519 --> 00:23:38,209 OUT. 926 00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:38,900 >> OH. 927 00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:39,556 >> YEAH. 928 00:23:39,556 --> 00:23:40,488 I'M THINKING ABOUT WEARING 929 00:23:40,488 --> 00:23:43,249 FACIAL HAIR. 930 00:23:43,249 --> 00:23:45,078 >> OKAY. 931 00:23:45,078 --> 00:23:46,528 A BEARD, REALLY, QUEENIE? 932 00:23:46,528 --> 00:23:48,357 >> I MEAN, I'LL DO ANYTHING TO 933 00:23:48,357 --> 00:23:50,049 MAKE MYSELF LOOK DIFFERENT. 934 00:23:50,049 --> 00:23:51,775 >> OKAY. 935 00:23:51,775 --> 00:23:53,466 I HOPE YOU PACKED. 936 00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:54,225 >> HA, HA, HA. 937 00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:54,881 >> NICE KNOWING YOU. 938 00:23:54,881 --> 00:23:55,537 >> BITCH. 939 00:23:55,537 --> 00:23:56,435 OF COURSE I'M GETTING WEIRD 940 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:59,058 LOOKS FOR THROWING ON A BEARD. 941 00:23:59,058 --> 00:24:00,024 I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY THINK 942 00:24:00,024 --> 00:24:01,094 ABOUT MY LOOK. 943 00:24:01,094 --> 00:24:03,718 SCREW 'EM. 944 00:24:03,718 --> 00:24:05,340 >> THAT WILL GO UNDERNEATH. 945 00:24:05,340 --> 00:24:06,514 AND THEN THIS WILL GO... 946 00:24:06,514 --> 00:24:07,342 >> OH, THERE'S MORE. 947 00:24:07,342 --> 00:24:08,792 >> UNDERNEATH AS WELL. 948 00:24:08,792 --> 00:24:09,448 >> WOW. 949 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:10,932 IT'S A...PRODUCTION. 950 00:24:10,932 --> 00:24:11,622 >> NICE LITTLE TRAIN. 951 00:24:11,622 --> 00:24:13,555 >> JOSLYN'S OUTFIT IS A LITTLE 952 00:24:13,555 --> 00:24:14,591 BUSY. 953 00:24:14,591 --> 00:24:16,731 >> I COULDN'T STOP MYSELF. 954 00:24:16,731 --> 00:24:19,630 >> ACTUALLY, IT'S REALLYBUSY. 955 00:24:19,630 --> 00:24:21,529 >> AND THESE ARE MY SHOES. 956 00:24:21,529 --> 00:24:22,357 >> NO ONE'S EVER SEEN A 957 00:24:22,357 --> 00:24:24,739 QUINCEANERA QUITE LIKE THIS. 958 00:24:24,739 --> 00:24:25,878 >> IN THIS CHALLENGE, I MAY BE 959 00:24:25,878 --> 00:24:26,879 UNDERESTIMATED BY THE OTHER 960 00:24:26,879 --> 00:24:27,535 QUEENS. 961 00:24:27,535 --> 00:24:29,088 BUT I PLAN ON BEING THE BLACK 962 00:24:29,088 --> 00:24:31,918 BUT I PLAN ON BEING THE BLACK HORSE IN THIS COMPETITION. 963 00:24:31,918 --> 00:24:38,684 HORSE IN THIS COMPETITION. 964 00:24:38,684 --> 00:24:39,926 >> OH, IT IS DARK HORSE, ISN'T 965 00:24:39,926 --> 00:24:43,102 IT? 966 00:24:43,102 --> 00:24:44,793 I'VE ALWAYS SAID BLACK HORSE. 967 00:24:44,793 --> 00:24:46,450 [giggles] 968 00:24:46,450 --> 00:24:47,175 >> I THINK I'M GONNA START 969 00:24:47,175 --> 00:24:48,521 PUTTING ON MY FACE. 970 00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:49,522 [energetic music] 971 00:24:52,629 --> 00:24:53,906 >> SO, LIKE, IN AUSTRALIA, ARE 972 00:24:53,906 --> 00:24:54,838 YOU KIND OF, LIKE, 973 00:24:54,838 --> 00:24:56,564 NATALIE IMBRUGLIA FAMOUS? 974 00:24:56,564 --> 00:24:57,841 >> I'M A HOUSEHOLD NAME. 975 00:24:57,841 --> 00:24:58,807 IF YOU SAY COURTNEY ACT, THEY'LL 976 00:24:58,807 --> 00:25:00,119 KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 977 00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,466 I WAS A FINALIST ON THE FIRST 978 00:25:02,466 --> 00:25:03,709 SEASON OF AUSTRALIAN IDOL. 979 00:25:03,709 --> 00:25:05,642 I GOT SIGNED TO SONY BMG. 980 00:25:05,642 --> 00:25:07,229 I TOURED AROUND THE COUNTRY. 981 00:25:07,229 --> 00:25:08,472 AND I'VE GONE ON TO HAVE A 982 00:25:08,472 --> 00:25:09,956 REALLY GREAT AND WONDERFUL 983 00:25:09,956 --> 00:25:11,164 CAREER IN AUSTRALIA. 984 00:25:11,164 --> 00:25:13,270 >> YOU'RE A BIG DEAL. 985 00:25:13,270 --> 00:25:14,616 I'M NOT NERVOUS AT ALL ABOUT 986 00:25:14,616 --> 00:25:16,100 GOING UP AGAINST COURTNEY ACT. 987 00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:17,999 I DON'T SEE A LOT OF, LIKE, DRAG 988 00:25:17,999 --> 00:25:19,207 THERE. 989 00:25:19,207 --> 00:25:20,346 I WAS ON A STEREO SHOP 990 00:25:20,346 --> 00:25:21,658 COMMERCIAL, BUT IT WAS ONLY 991 00:25:21,658 --> 00:25:22,521 LOCAL. 992 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:23,383 >> TELL ME ABOUT THAT. 993 00:25:23,383 --> 00:25:24,453 >> WE WERE IN DRAG. 994 00:25:24,453 --> 00:25:26,870 THEY WANTED SOME "LOCAL," LIKE, 995 00:25:26,870 --> 00:25:28,527 CELEBRITY-TYPE PEOPLE. 996 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:29,217 >> AND NONE OF THEM WERE 997 00:25:29,217 --> 00:25:30,390 AVAILABLE, WHICH IS WHY YOU TOOK 998 00:25:30,390 --> 00:25:31,391 THE JOB. 999 00:25:31,391 --> 00:25:33,393 [contestants ooh] 1000 00:25:33,393 --> 00:25:35,119 [laughs] I'M KIDDING. 1001 00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:36,535 >> IT'S TRUE. 1002 00:25:39,952 --> 00:25:43,231 [music poops out] 1003 00:25:43,231 --> 00:25:44,957 >> MILK HAS PUT ON A BEARD. 1004 00:25:44,957 --> 00:25:47,200 >> OOH, SHE'S BEAUTSY, HUH? 1005 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,237 >> WHAT THE [bleep]? 1006 00:25:49,237 --> 00:25:49,893 >> REALLY, QUEEN? 1007 00:25:49,893 --> 00:25:50,687 I SPENT ALL [bleep] MORNING 1008 00:25:50,687 --> 00:25:52,171 SHAVING MINE OFF. 1009 00:25:52,171 --> 00:25:54,760 HELLO! 1010 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:55,761 [RuPaul's Cover Girl] 1011 00:26:02,388 --> 00:26:04,390 >> [laughs] 1012 00:26:08,256 --> 00:26:09,395 COVER GIRL 1013 00:26:09,395 --> 00:26:12,018 PUT THE BASS IN YOUR WALK 1014 00:26:12,018 --> 00:26:13,295 HEAD TO TOE 1015 00:26:13,295 --> 00:26:16,575 LET YOUR WHOLE BODY TALK 1016 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:17,576 AND WHAT? 1017 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,716 [applause] 1018 00:26:19,716 --> 00:26:21,200 >> WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF 1019 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,822 RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE. 1020 00:26:22,822 --> 00:26:24,375 MICHELLE VISAGE. 1021 00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:26,723 >> MY GORGEOUS STEEL MAGNOLIA. 1022 00:26:26,723 --> 00:26:27,965 >> [laughs] 1023 00:26:27,965 --> 00:26:29,449 SANTINO RICE, ARE YOU READY 1024 00:26:29,449 --> 00:26:31,072 TO PARTY AND PLAY? 1025 00:26:31,072 --> 00:26:32,349 >> [laughs] 1026 00:26:32,349 --> 00:26:34,593 >> AND DRAG RACE SUPER FAN 1027 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:35,524 KHLOE KARDASHIAN. 1028 00:26:35,524 --> 00:26:36,629 [cheers and applause] 1029 00:26:36,629 --> 00:26:37,734 NOW, HAVE YOU EVER PARTIED LIKE 1030 00:26:37,734 --> 00:26:39,045 A DRAG QUEEN? 1031 00:26:39,045 --> 00:26:40,288 >> OH, HONEY, DO YOU NOT KNOW MY 1032 00:26:40,288 --> 00:26:42,083 FAMILY AND MY SISTERS? 1033 00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:44,326 WE'RE ALL QUEENS AT HEART. 1034 00:26:44,326 --> 00:26:45,431 >> HALLELU. 1035 00:26:45,431 --> 00:26:46,535 >> [laughs] 1036 00:26:46,535 --> 00:26:48,123 >> THIS WEEK, FOR PART TWO OF MY 1037 00:26:48,123 --> 00:26:50,367 BIG OPENING, OUR QUEENS WERE 1038 00:26:50,367 --> 00:26:52,749 CHALLENGED TO TRANSFORM LEFTOVER 1039 00:26:52,749 --> 00:26:55,130 SUPPLIES INTO ONE-OF-A-KIND, 1040 00:26:55,130 --> 00:26:57,236 LIFE-OF-THE-PARTY COUTURE. 1041 00:26:57,236 --> 00:26:59,169 NOW THEY ARE READY TO GET 1042 00:26:59,169 --> 00:27:00,791 THEIR SWERVE ON. 1043 00:27:00,791 --> 00:27:03,069 GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES. 1044 00:27:03,069 --> 00:27:05,900 AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN. 1045 00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:07,142 >> NOW, SISSY THAT WALK 1046 00:27:07,142 --> 00:27:10,111 >> FIRST UP, TRINITY K. BONET. 1047 00:27:10,111 --> 00:27:11,837 HOLY TRINITY. 1048 00:27:11,837 --> 00:27:14,494 I THINK SHE'S INTERGALACTATING. 1049 00:27:14,494 --> 00:27:16,082 SERVING ANTHRAX. 1050 00:27:16,082 --> 00:27:16,842 >> I'VE SNORTED WORSE IN MY 1051 00:27:16,842 --> 00:27:17,705 LIFE. 1052 00:27:17,705 --> 00:27:18,982 >> [laughs] 1053 00:27:18,982 --> 00:27:20,397 >> I AM GIVING YOU QUEEN AMIDALA 1054 00:27:20,397 --> 00:27:22,399 GOES TO THE MET GALA PARTY. 1055 00:27:22,399 --> 00:27:23,331 EVERYBODY'S CHECKING ME OUT. 1056 00:27:23,331 --> 00:27:24,504 I LOOK GOOD. 1057 00:27:24,504 --> 00:27:26,748 >> SHE COMES IN PIECE... 1058 00:27:26,748 --> 00:27:27,749 OF ASS. 1059 00:27:27,749 --> 00:27:30,718 >> [laughs] 1060 00:27:30,718 --> 00:27:32,547 >> BIANCA DEL RIO. 1061 00:27:32,547 --> 00:27:34,135 >> DAUGHTER OF VANESSA DEL RIO? 1062 00:27:34,135 --> 00:27:34,791 >> OOH. 1063 00:27:34,791 --> 00:27:36,068 >> YES, CAN'T YOU TELL? 1064 00:27:36,068 --> 00:27:38,173 LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HER NUTS. 1065 00:27:38,173 --> 00:27:40,659 >> I'M GIVING MISS HONOLULU 1968 1066 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,350 HIGH FASHION. 1067 00:27:42,350 --> 00:27:43,558 I'M FEELING IT. 1068 00:27:43,558 --> 00:27:45,560 >> HAWAII FIVE, OH, NO, SHE 1069 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:46,285 BETTER DON'T. 1070 00:27:46,285 --> 00:27:47,217 >> UH-HUH. 1071 00:27:47,217 --> 00:27:48,563 >> [laughs] 1072 00:27:48,563 --> 00:27:50,289 >> DIP INTO THE WATERS OF 1073 00:27:50,289 --> 00:27:51,946 DARIENNE LAKE. 1074 00:27:51,946 --> 00:27:54,362 >> WELL, HELLO, MRS. LAKE. 1075 00:27:54,362 --> 00:27:55,121 >> TONIGHT I'M GIVING ON THE 1076 00:27:55,121 --> 00:27:59,298 RUNWAY '70s STUDIO 54 COUTURE. 1077 00:27:59,298 --> 00:28:00,264 >> WOW. 1078 00:28:00,264 --> 00:28:01,645 LOOK AT THOSE LUCKY CHARMS. 1079 00:28:01,645 --> 00:28:02,715 >> SHAKE OUR TITS. 1080 00:28:02,715 --> 00:28:04,268 >> HELL, YEAH. 1081 00:28:04,268 --> 00:28:05,407 >> NOW, WHERE IS SHE HIDING THAT 1082 00:28:05,407 --> 00:28:06,581 POT OF GOLD? 1083 00:28:06,581 --> 00:28:08,652 >> AT THE END OF HER RAINBOW. 1084 00:28:08,652 --> 00:28:11,448 >> HERE COMES MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD. 1085 00:28:11,448 --> 00:28:13,553 FROM HOEDOWN TO COUTURE. 1086 00:28:13,553 --> 00:28:15,314 >> HOLSTEIN COUTURE. 1087 00:28:15,314 --> 00:28:16,108 >> WOULD YOU CALL THAT A 1088 00:28:16,108 --> 00:28:17,316 MOO-MOO? 1089 00:28:17,316 --> 00:28:18,766 >> MILK IT. 1090 00:28:18,766 --> 00:28:19,663 MOO. 1091 00:28:19,663 --> 00:28:20,353 >> [laughs] 1092 00:28:20,353 --> 00:28:22,286 >> I FEEL LIKE HOEDOWN MEETS 1093 00:28:22,286 --> 00:28:25,151 HIGH SCHOOL PROM IN 1993. 1094 00:28:25,151 --> 00:28:27,844 >> SHE'S UDDER-LY FANTASTIC. 1095 00:28:27,844 --> 00:28:29,742 >> WORK IT, HEIFER. 1096 00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:34,540 JOSLYN FOX, QUINCEANERA. 1097 00:28:34,540 --> 00:28:38,199 15 GOING ON FABULOUS! 1098 00:28:38,199 --> 00:28:39,752 >> WHERE THE PARTY AT? 1099 00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:40,857 >> EVERYWHERE, APPARENTLY. 1100 00:28:40,857 --> 00:28:42,272 >> [laughs] 1101 00:28:42,272 --> 00:28:43,963 >> SANDBAGS. 1102 00:28:43,963 --> 00:28:45,758 >> I AM SERVING UP FUN, FLIRTY 1103 00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:47,242 LIFE OF THE PARTY, BECAUSE THAT 1104 00:28:47,242 --> 00:28:48,554 IS JOSLYN FOX. 1105 00:28:48,554 --> 00:28:49,797 >> TIJUANA? 1106 00:28:49,797 --> 00:28:50,936 YES, I DO. 1107 00:28:50,936 --> 00:28:52,109 >> HA! 1108 00:28:52,109 --> 00:28:53,870 >> COURTNEY ACT. 1109 00:28:53,870 --> 00:28:55,595 >> LOOK AT THAT BIG BOX. 1110 00:28:55,595 --> 00:28:56,251 >> [laughs] 1111 00:28:56,251 --> 00:28:57,770 >> OH, SAY CAN YOU SEE? 1112 00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:58,909 >> SHE'S A MEMBER OF THE TEA BAG 1113 00:28:58,909 --> 00:29:00,704 PARTY. 1114 00:29:00,704 --> 00:29:03,465 >> [laughs] 1115 00:29:03,465 --> 00:29:04,915 >> I'M FEELING LIKE A VIXEN. 1116 00:29:04,915 --> 00:29:06,261 I'M BARING FLESH. 1117 00:29:06,261 --> 00:29:07,193 I'VE GOT LEGS. 1118 00:29:07,193 --> 00:29:09,264 I'VE GOT BODY-ODY-ODY. 1119 00:29:09,264 --> 00:29:10,162 >> OH, YES. 1120 00:29:10,162 --> 00:29:11,370 SHE'S WALKING THE PARTY LINE, 1121 00:29:11,370 --> 00:29:12,302 DARLING. 1122 00:29:12,302 --> 00:29:13,475 >> WORK IT OUT. 1123 00:29:13,475 --> 00:29:15,063 >> DON'T IT MAKE YOUR RED STATE 1124 00:29:15,063 --> 00:29:16,720 BLUE? 1125 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,584 MILK! 1126 00:29:18,584 --> 00:29:22,346 FROM TOGA PARTY TO COUTURE. 1127 00:29:22,346 --> 00:29:23,969 OH, DEAR. 1128 00:29:23,969 --> 00:29:24,832 NOW, I'VE HEARD OF A MILK 1129 00:29:24,832 --> 00:29:26,903 MUSTACHE, BUT-- 1130 00:29:26,903 --> 00:29:29,008 >> HONEY. 1131 00:29:29,008 --> 00:29:31,321 >> I AM SERVING HERMAPHRODITE 1132 00:29:31,321 --> 00:29:32,046 REALNESS. 1133 00:29:32,046 --> 00:29:33,841 I AM FEELING XANADU, 1134 00:29:33,841 --> 00:29:36,395 AND I AM WORKING IT OUT. 1135 00:29:36,395 --> 00:29:38,777 >> VERY SISTER DIMENSION. 1136 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,019 >> OR FATHER TIME, DEPENDING HOW 1137 00:29:40,019 --> 00:29:41,331 YOU LOOK AT IT. 1138 00:29:41,331 --> 00:29:42,573 >> NOW SISSY THAT WALK 1139 00:29:42,573 --> 00:29:43,712 >> COMING UP... 1140 00:29:43,712 --> 00:29:45,576 >> IT WAS JUST A DISASTER. 1141 00:29:45,576 --> 00:29:47,130 >> I GET THIS ANGRY VIBE FROM 1142 00:29:47,130 --> 00:29:47,993 YOU. 1143 00:29:47,993 --> 00:29:48,925 >> YOU HAVE TO GET PEOPLE TO 1144 00:29:48,925 --> 00:29:51,272 LIKE YOU. 1145 00:29:51,272 --> 00:29:53,032 LIKE YOU. [laughs] 1146 00:29:53,032 --> 00:29:55,586 [laughs] 1147 00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:57,243 >> [laughs] 1148 00:29:57,243 --> 00:29:59,556 WELCOME, PARTY GIRLS. 1149 00:29:59,556 --> 00:30:00,660 IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FIRST 1150 00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:03,180 CRITIQUE FROM THE JUDGES. 1151 00:30:03,180 --> 00:30:05,734 FIRST UP, TRINITY KARDASHIAN 1152 00:30:05,734 --> 00:30:06,666 BONET. 1153 00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:07,495 >> HONEY, YOU'RE GIVING ME SOME 1154 00:30:07,495 --> 00:30:09,152 KARDASHIAN ASS IN THAT DRESS. 1155 00:30:09,152 --> 00:30:09,808 >> OH. 1156 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:10,498 >> [laughs] 1157 00:30:10,498 --> 00:30:12,189 >> I THINK WOULD'VE BEEN FIERCE 1158 00:30:12,189 --> 00:30:13,432 WITHOUT THE BULLETIN BOARD 1159 00:30:13,432 --> 00:30:14,467 BEHIND YOUR NECK. 1160 00:30:14,467 --> 00:30:16,538 CAN YOU TAKE THAT OFF? 1161 00:30:16,538 --> 00:30:17,263 SEE? 1162 00:30:17,263 --> 00:30:18,402 LOOK HOW MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL 1163 00:30:18,402 --> 00:30:19,576 THAT LOOKS. 1164 00:30:19,576 --> 00:30:20,232 >> GORGE. 1165 00:30:20,232 --> 00:30:20,888 >> YEAH. 1166 00:30:20,888 --> 00:30:21,578 >> [laughs] 1167 00:30:21,578 --> 00:30:23,131 >> THANK YOU, TRINITY. 1168 00:30:23,131 --> 00:30:24,961 NEXT UP, BIANCA DEL RIO. 1169 00:30:24,961 --> 00:30:26,997 >> THAT DRESS IS GORGEOUS. 1170 00:30:26,997 --> 00:30:27,860 >> YOU DEFINITELY KNOW HOW TO 1171 00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:29,482 CONSTRUCT FOR THE BODY. 1172 00:30:29,482 --> 00:30:30,380 >> NOW, DON'T STEAL THIS AND TRY 1173 00:30:30,380 --> 00:30:31,346 MARKETING THIS AT SEARS, NOW, 1174 00:30:31,346 --> 00:30:32,140 GIRL. 1175 00:30:32,140 --> 00:30:33,107 >> OH, HONEY, IT'S STOLEN. 1176 00:30:33,107 --> 00:30:34,418 IT'S GONE. 1177 00:30:34,418 --> 00:30:36,144 I DO THINK THAT YOUR EYE MAKEUP 1178 00:30:36,144 --> 00:30:37,318 IS A LITTLE TOO HEAVY, 'CAUSE I 1179 00:30:37,318 --> 00:30:38,526 DON'T FEEL LIKE I COULD SEE YOUR 1180 00:30:38,526 --> 00:30:40,700 EYES AS MUCH AS I WOULD LIKE TO. 1181 00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:41,494 >> IT'S JUST A SOFTENING OF THE 1182 00:30:41,494 --> 00:30:42,668 EDGES. 1183 00:30:42,668 --> 00:30:43,842 BUT THOSE DIMPLES ARE 1184 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:44,912 EVERYTHING. 1185 00:30:44,912 --> 00:30:45,740 >> I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SEE 1186 00:30:45,740 --> 00:30:46,499 MY ASS. 1187 00:30:46,499 --> 00:30:47,535 [laughter] 1188 00:30:47,535 --> 00:30:48,777 >> ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, BIANCA. 1189 00:30:48,777 --> 00:30:49,571 >> THANK YOU. 1190 00:30:49,571 --> 00:30:51,366 >> NEXT UP, DARIENNE LAKE. 1191 00:30:51,366 --> 00:30:52,678 >> OH, HELLO, DEAR. 1192 00:30:52,678 --> 00:30:54,162 >> YOUR FACE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. 1193 00:30:54,162 --> 00:30:55,508 THAT'S HOW YOU SOFTEN THE EDGES, 1194 00:30:55,508 --> 00:30:56,544 RIGHT THERE. 1195 00:30:56,544 --> 00:30:57,821 >> IT LOOKS GORGEOUS. 1196 00:30:57,821 --> 00:30:59,858 >> BUT THAT SAID, A LITTLE 1197 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,687 BORING HERE. 1198 00:31:01,687 --> 00:31:03,585 >> I HAVE A VERY BIG CAMEL TOE. 1199 00:31:03,585 --> 00:31:04,863 MY [bleep] IS VERY LARGE AND IN 1200 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:05,518 CHARGE. 1201 00:31:05,518 --> 00:31:06,623 I'M A BIG GIRL. 1202 00:31:06,623 --> 00:31:07,762 I EMBRACE IT, THOUGH. 1203 00:31:07,762 --> 00:31:09,108 BUT I CANNOT HAVE RUCHING IN 1204 00:31:09,108 --> 00:31:10,799 FRONT OF MY BODY, BECAUSE IT'S 1205 00:31:10,799 --> 00:31:12,732 JUST GONNA ACCENTUATE MY 1206 00:31:12,732 --> 00:31:13,802 [bleep]. 1207 00:31:13,802 --> 00:31:16,633 I WISH YOUR OUTFIT WAS STRONGER. 1208 00:31:16,633 --> 00:31:19,567 >> NEXT UP, MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD. 1209 00:31:19,567 --> 00:31:20,844 >> MY EYES HONED RIGHT IN ON 1210 00:31:20,844 --> 00:31:22,570 THAT NOSE CONTOUR. 1211 00:31:22,570 --> 00:31:24,123 IT IS SO DARK, GIRL. 1212 00:31:24,123 --> 00:31:25,435 >> AND THAT DRESS, IT'S VERY 1213 00:31:25,435 --> 00:31:26,263 BASIC. 1214 00:31:26,263 --> 00:31:27,092 IT'S, LIKE, SO-- 1215 00:31:27,092 --> 00:31:28,265 >> I DON'T THINK THAT THIS PRINT 1216 00:31:28,265 --> 00:31:30,785 IS BASIC. 1217 00:31:30,785 --> 00:31:31,579 >> BUT YOU THINK THIS REPRESENTS 1218 00:31:31,579 --> 00:31:32,545 YOU? 1219 00:31:32,545 --> 00:31:34,202 >> YES, BECAUSE I AM ATTRACTED 1220 00:31:34,202 --> 00:31:36,860 TO THINGS THAT ARE SO UGLY 1221 00:31:36,860 --> 00:31:38,241 THEY'RE FABULOUS. 1222 00:31:38,241 --> 00:31:39,621 >> YOU'RE NOT GIVING ME THAT. 1223 00:31:39,621 --> 00:31:40,899 >> I-- 1224 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:41,692 >> THAT'S NOT UGLY. 1225 00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:44,074 >> BUT I DIDN'T LIKE MY BOX. 1226 00:31:44,074 --> 00:31:45,386 THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH YOU CAN DO 1227 00:31:45,386 --> 00:31:48,009 WITH RED AND WHITE CHECK. 1228 00:31:48,009 --> 00:31:48,872 >> THE THING IS, YOU COULD'VE 1229 00:31:48,872 --> 00:31:49,631 DONE MORE. 1230 00:31:49,631 --> 00:31:50,667 >> I'VE GOT A GODDAMN BOW ON MY 1231 00:31:50,667 --> 00:31:52,565 ASS. 1232 00:31:52,565 --> 00:31:54,326 >> I GET THIS ANGRY VIBE FROM 1233 00:31:54,326 --> 00:31:55,258 YOU. 1234 00:31:55,258 --> 00:31:58,813 >> I--OKAY. 1235 00:31:58,813 --> 00:31:59,503 >> THIS IS THE MOTHER[bleep] 1236 00:31:59,503 --> 00:32:00,435 OLYMPICS, GIRL. 1237 00:32:00,435 --> 00:32:01,091 >> OKAY. 1238 00:32:01,091 --> 00:32:01,920 >> YOU'VE GOT TO BRING IT EVERY 1239 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,128 TIME. 1240 00:32:03,128 --> 00:32:03,887 AND IF YOU WANT TO BE IN THIS 1241 00:32:03,887 --> 00:32:04,923 BUSINESS, YOU HAVE TO GET PEOPLE 1242 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,097 TO LIKE YOU. 1243 00:32:07,097 --> 00:32:08,443 WE'RE GONNA MOVE ON. 1244 00:32:08,443 --> 00:32:11,136 NEXT UP, JOSLYN FOX. 1245 00:32:11,136 --> 00:32:11,930 >> HEY, JOSLYN. 1246 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:13,172 >> HELLO, YOU SEXY, SEXY BALD 1247 00:32:13,172 --> 00:32:14,001 MAN. 1248 00:32:14,001 --> 00:32:15,002 >> [laughs] 1249 00:32:15,002 --> 00:32:17,004 THE WHOLE OUTFIT IS JUST 1250 00:32:17,004 --> 00:32:17,694 OVER THE TOP. 1251 00:32:17,694 --> 00:32:20,179 IT WAS LIKE A PARADE FLOAT. 1252 00:32:20,179 --> 00:32:21,008 >> SHE DIDN'T WEAR ANYTHING FROM 1253 00:32:21,008 --> 00:32:22,181 HER BOX, AND YOU WORE EVERY 1254 00:32:22,181 --> 00:32:23,458 FRIGGIN' THING IN YOUR BOX. 1255 00:32:23,458 --> 00:32:24,528 >> [laughing] 1256 00:32:24,528 --> 00:32:26,082 >> YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 1257 00:32:26,082 --> 00:32:27,807 YOU DON'T NEED ALL OF THAT. 1258 00:32:27,807 --> 00:32:29,878 CUT IT IN HALF. 1259 00:32:29,878 --> 00:32:31,880 >> NEXT UP, COURTNEY ACT. 1260 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:32,536 >> G'DAY. 1261 00:32:32,536 --> 00:32:34,228 >> YOU'RE GIVING ME CHERYL 1262 00:32:34,228 --> 00:32:37,817 TIEGS, COSMOCOVER, 1976. 1263 00:32:37,817 --> 00:32:39,267 >> I HONESTLY WANT TO JUST SKIN 1264 00:32:39,267 --> 00:32:40,613 YOU ALIVE AND WEAR YOUR BODY. 1265 00:32:40,613 --> 00:32:42,926 YOUR BODY IS PHENOMENAL. 1266 00:32:42,926 --> 00:32:44,100 >> I DID NOTICE THAT YOU WERE 1267 00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:45,239 TRIPPING UP A LITTLE BIT ON YOUR 1268 00:32:45,239 --> 00:32:46,033 SKIRT. 1269 00:32:46,033 --> 00:32:48,035 >> IT'S JUST TOO LONG, I THINK. 1270 00:32:48,035 --> 00:32:49,622 >> THANK YOU, COURTNEY. 1271 00:32:49,622 --> 00:32:52,522 LAST BUT NOT LEAST, MILK. 1272 00:32:52,522 --> 00:32:55,801 >> SO, MILK, DO YOU THINK THIS 1273 00:32:55,801 --> 00:32:56,940 IS REPRESENTATIVE OF WHO YOU 1274 00:32:56,940 --> 00:32:59,529 ARE? 1275 00:32:59,529 --> 00:33:00,219 >> YEAH. 1276 00:33:00,219 --> 00:33:02,497 I HAVE A VERY QUIRKY PERSONA AND 1277 00:33:02,497 --> 00:33:03,326 STYLE. 1278 00:33:03,326 --> 00:33:05,397 I KNOW I'M NOT GONNA EVER FIT IN 1279 00:33:05,397 --> 00:33:08,089 WITH THOSE GLAMOROUS QUEENS. 1280 00:33:08,089 --> 00:33:10,885 AND SO WHY NOT STAND OUT? 1281 00:33:10,885 --> 00:33:11,713 >> YOU PROBABLY COULD'VE LEFT 1282 00:33:11,713 --> 00:33:15,510 OFF THE BEARD, 'CAUSE REALLY, 1283 00:33:15,510 --> 00:33:18,513 THE WHOLE ENSEMBLE LOOKS LIKE A 1284 00:33:18,513 --> 00:33:19,514 MILLION DOLLARS. 1285 00:33:19,514 --> 00:33:21,068 REALLY, IT'S LIKE A FASHION 1286 00:33:21,068 --> 00:33:22,000 ILLUSTRATION JUST RIGHT OFF THE 1287 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,104 PAGE. 1288 00:33:23,104 --> 00:33:25,141 >> YOU ARE OWNING EVERYTHING OF 1289 00:33:25,141 --> 00:33:26,142 WHO YOU ARE. 1290 00:33:26,142 --> 00:33:26,935 THAT'S WHAT I LOVE. 1291 00:33:26,935 --> 00:33:29,007 >> ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. 1292 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,456 THANK YOU, LADIES. 1293 00:33:30,456 --> 00:33:31,940 WHILE YOU UNTUCK IN THE 1294 00:33:31,940 --> 00:33:34,253 FORMDECOR LOUNGE, THE JUDGES AND 1295 00:33:34,253 --> 00:33:36,704 I WILL DELIBERATE. 1296 00:33:36,704 --> 00:33:37,463 [engine revs] 1297 00:33:37,463 --> 00:33:39,086 ALL RIGHT, JUST BETWEEN US 1298 00:33:39,086 --> 00:33:40,915 SQUIRREL FRIENDS, LET'S START 1299 00:33:40,915 --> 00:33:44,746 WITH TRINITY KARDASHIAN BONET. 1300 00:33:44,746 --> 00:33:46,817 >> I LOVE TRINITY'S CREATIVITY 1301 00:33:46,817 --> 00:33:47,956 AND THAT TRINITY BROUGHT AN 1302 00:33:47,956 --> 00:33:49,958 ENTIRE PERFORMANCE TO THE 1303 00:33:49,958 --> 00:33:50,752 RUNWAY. 1304 00:33:50,752 --> 00:33:52,271 >> AFTER SHE TOOK THE PIZZA BOX 1305 00:33:52,271 --> 00:33:54,101 OFF FROM HER NECK, I THOUGHT SHE 1306 00:33:54,101 --> 00:33:55,033 WAS FIERCE. 1307 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:57,000 >> BIANCA DEL RIO. 1308 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,519 LOVE THAT DRESS. 1309 00:33:58,519 --> 00:33:59,968 I WOULD WEAR THAT DRESS. 1310 00:33:59,968 --> 00:34:01,384 >> I LOVED HER SENSE OF HUMOR. 1311 00:34:01,384 --> 00:34:03,420 SHE'S A QUEEN I'LL BE WATCHING. 1312 00:34:03,420 --> 00:34:05,181 >> THE ONLY CRITIQUE IS THE 1313 00:34:05,181 --> 00:34:05,940 MAKEUP. 1314 00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:06,941 >> YOU GOT TO BLEND. 1315 00:34:06,941 --> 00:34:08,046 >> SISSY THAT FACE. 1316 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:08,805 >> YOU BETTER SISSY THAT FACE, 1317 00:34:08,805 --> 00:34:10,082 GIRL. 1318 00:34:10,082 --> 00:34:11,256 DARIENNE LAKE. 1319 00:34:11,256 --> 00:34:12,981 >> SHE'S STUNNINGLY GORGEOUS. 1320 00:34:12,981 --> 00:34:13,637 >> YEAH. 1321 00:34:13,637 --> 00:34:14,362 >> BUT IT LOOKED LIKE SHE WENT 1322 00:34:14,362 --> 00:34:15,191 TO THE FANCY SECTION AT DRESS 1323 00:34:15,191 --> 00:34:15,984 BARN. 1324 00:34:15,984 --> 00:34:18,366 >> UNFORGIVABLE IS THE RUCHING. 1325 00:34:18,366 --> 00:34:19,540 >> THE COOCHIE RUCHING. 1326 00:34:19,540 --> 00:34:20,437 >> OH, MY GOD. 1327 00:34:20,437 --> 00:34:21,645 THE PUFFY [bleep]. 1328 00:34:21,645 --> 00:34:22,888 I CAN'T DEAL. 1329 00:34:22,888 --> 00:34:24,890 >> MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD. 1330 00:34:24,890 --> 00:34:26,271 >> GIRL, IF YOU'RE GONNA WEAR 1331 00:34:26,271 --> 00:34:29,205 A COW PRINT, YOU BETTER CAMP THE 1332 00:34:29,205 --> 00:34:30,068 HELL OUT OF THAT DRESS. 1333 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:30,758 >> SURE. 1334 00:34:30,758 --> 00:34:32,277 WEAR A BELL AROUND YOUR NECK. 1335 00:34:32,277 --> 00:34:33,278 IT'S INTERESTING WATCHING 1336 00:34:33,278 --> 00:34:34,969 MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD GET SO 1337 00:34:34,969 --> 00:34:35,625 DEFENSIVE. 1338 00:34:35,625 --> 00:34:36,971 I TOTALLY RELATE TO IT. 1339 00:34:36,971 --> 00:34:38,076 I'VE BEEN THERE MYSELF. 1340 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,007 >> I GET IRRITATED WHEN THEY 1341 00:34:39,007 --> 00:34:40,733 TALK ABOUT MY MARRIAGE OR MY 1342 00:34:40,733 --> 00:34:41,527 SISTERS. 1343 00:34:41,527 --> 00:34:42,183 >> SURE. 1344 00:34:42,183 --> 00:34:43,598 >> BUT I WANT TO BE A BETTER 1345 00:34:43,598 --> 00:34:44,772 VERSION OF ME. 1346 00:34:44,772 --> 00:34:47,085 THAT TAKES CONSTANT WORK. 1347 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:47,878 >> AND IF YOU'RE GONNA BE 1348 00:34:47,878 --> 00:34:49,397 DEFENSIVE, THEN IT DEFEATS 1349 00:34:49,397 --> 00:34:50,157 THE POINT. 1350 00:34:50,157 --> 00:34:50,950 ALL RIGHT. 1351 00:34:50,950 --> 00:34:52,814 LET'S MOVE ON TO JOSLYN FOX. 1352 00:34:52,814 --> 00:34:53,574 >> I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD 1353 00:34:53,574 --> 00:34:54,954 FORGIVE THAT OUTFIT. 1354 00:34:54,954 --> 00:34:56,059 THE MIDSECTION HAD NO SHAPE. 1355 00:34:56,059 --> 00:34:57,888 >> I DON'T MIND THAT OUTFIT. 1356 00:34:57,888 --> 00:34:59,097 IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S COMING OUT 1357 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,684 HERE IN A CAREER WOMAN, AND, 1358 00:35:00,684 --> 00:35:01,444 YOU KNOW, LIKE-- 1359 00:35:01,444 --> 00:35:02,272 >> NO, BUT THE CONSTRUCTION WAS 1360 00:35:02,272 --> 00:35:03,998 JUST A DISASTER. 1361 00:35:03,998 --> 00:35:05,448 >> COURTNEY ACT. 1362 00:35:05,448 --> 00:35:06,690 >> THERE WAS NOT MUCH GOING ON 1363 00:35:06,690 --> 00:35:07,553 TO THAT OUTFIT. 1364 00:35:07,553 --> 00:35:08,658 SO SHE DEFINITELY WAS RELYING ON 1365 00:35:08,658 --> 00:35:10,867 HER BODY, WHICH, HEY, IF YOU'VE 1366 00:35:10,867 --> 00:35:11,902 GOT IT, RELY ON IT. 1367 00:35:11,902 --> 00:35:12,558 >> YEAH. 1368 00:35:12,558 --> 00:35:13,214 >> DO WHATEVER YOU CAN. 1369 00:35:13,214 --> 00:35:15,527 >> BUT I JUST WOULD EXPECT A LOT 1370 00:35:15,527 --> 00:35:16,700 MORE FROM HER. 1371 00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:18,012 >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON. 1372 00:35:18,012 --> 00:35:19,255 WHO WANTS MILK? 1373 00:35:19,255 --> 00:35:21,291 >> HOPEFULLY, MILK WILL BE ABLE 1374 00:35:21,291 --> 00:35:23,742 TO MAKE THE LOOK MORE FEMININE 1375 00:35:23,742 --> 00:35:24,708 WHEN WE ASK HER. 1376 00:35:24,708 --> 00:35:25,813 >> WITH THAT SAID, I THOUGHT IT 1377 00:35:25,813 --> 00:35:27,021 WAS A BALLSY MOVE TO COME OUT 1378 00:35:27,021 --> 00:35:27,987 WITH A BEARD. 1379 00:35:27,987 --> 00:35:29,541 >> I LIKE A BIG SET OF BALLS. 1380 00:35:29,541 --> 00:35:30,404 >> YEAH, GIRL. 1381 00:35:30,404 --> 00:35:31,646 >> YOU KNOW, HONEY, PLEASE. 1382 00:35:31,646 --> 00:35:32,613 >> [claps] 1383 00:35:32,613 --> 00:35:34,028 SILENCE. 1384 00:35:34,028 --> 00:35:36,272 I'VE MADE MY DECISION. 1385 00:35:36,272 --> 00:35:39,344 BRING BACK MY GIRLS. 1386 00:35:39,344 --> 00:35:40,138 [engine revs] 1387 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:42,381 [engine revs] [laughs] 1388 00:35:42,381 --> 00:35:44,935 [laughs] 1389 00:35:44,935 --> 00:35:46,868 >> [laughs] 1390 00:35:46,868 --> 00:35:48,836 WELCOME BACK, LADIES. 1391 00:35:48,836 --> 00:35:51,183 I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS. 1392 00:35:51,183 --> 00:35:52,736 [suspenseful music] 1393 00:35:52,736 --> 00:35:56,154 TRINITY K. BONET... 1394 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:59,226 YOU'RE SAFE. 1395 00:35:59,226 --> 00:36:01,883 BIANCA DEL RIO, YOUR COUTURE WAS 1396 00:36:01,883 --> 00:36:06,474 A REAL MAUI WOWIE. 1397 00:36:06,474 --> 00:36:07,372 CONDRAGULATIONS. 1398 00:36:07,372 --> 00:36:08,304 YOU'RE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S 1399 00:36:08,304 --> 00:36:08,994 CHALLENGE. 1400 00:36:08,994 --> 00:36:09,995 [applause] 1401 00:36:09,995 --> 00:36:12,446 YOU'VE WON A $2,500 SHOPPING 1402 00:36:12,446 --> 00:36:16,622 SPREE FROM FABRIC PLANET. 1403 00:36:16,622 --> 00:36:21,213 MILK, FOR NOT PLAYING IT SAFE, 1404 00:36:21,213 --> 00:36:25,873 YOU'RE SAFE. 1405 00:36:25,873 --> 00:36:27,702 COURTNEY ACT... 1406 00:36:27,702 --> 00:36:28,910 BODY, TEN. 1407 00:36:28,910 --> 00:36:32,845 COUTURE, SIX. 1408 00:36:32,845 --> 00:36:34,813 YOU'RE SAFE. 1409 00:36:34,813 --> 00:36:37,712 MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD. 1410 00:36:37,712 --> 00:36:39,956 YOUR BOVINE DESIGN WAS NOT 1411 00:36:39,956 --> 00:36:41,647 DIVINE. 1412 00:36:41,647 --> 00:36:44,340 WHERE'S THE BEEF? 1413 00:36:44,340 --> 00:36:45,410 I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE 1414 00:36:45,410 --> 00:36:48,965 UP FOR ELIMINATION. 1415 00:36:48,965 --> 00:36:51,899 DARIENNE LAKE, YOUR FACE IS 1416 00:36:51,899 --> 00:36:54,384 PAINTED FOR THE AGES. 1417 00:36:54,384 --> 00:36:57,939 BUT YOUR RUCHE LOOKED RUSHED. 1418 00:36:57,939 --> 00:37:00,873 JOSLYN FOX, YOUR COUTURE REMINDS 1419 00:37:00,873 --> 00:37:02,772 ME OF A WEDDING. 1420 00:37:02,772 --> 00:37:04,636 SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, 1421 00:37:04,636 --> 00:37:06,293 SOMETHING BORROWED, SOMETHING 1422 00:37:06,293 --> 00:37:07,639 BLUE... 1423 00:37:07,639 --> 00:37:10,469 GREEN, YELLOW, PINK, RED, 1424 00:37:10,469 --> 00:37:12,540 CHARTREUSE. 1425 00:37:12,540 --> 00:37:14,956 JOSLYN FOX... 1426 00:37:14,956 --> 00:37:16,061 YOU'RE SAFE. 1427 00:37:16,061 --> 00:37:19,064 YOU'RE SAFE. >> THANK YOU. 1428 00:37:19,064 --> 00:37:21,169 >> THANK YOU. 1429 00:37:21,169 --> 00:37:23,171 >> DARIENNE, MY DEAR, I'M SORRY, 1430 00:37:23,171 --> 00:37:26,071 BUT YOU ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION. 1431 00:37:26,071 --> 00:37:27,831 >> IT'S JUST ME AND MAGNOLIA. 1432 00:37:27,831 --> 00:37:29,488 GIVE ME THE FIRING SQUAD. 1433 00:37:29,488 --> 00:37:30,489 I'M READY. 1434 00:37:30,489 --> 00:37:33,147 >> TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME. 1435 00:37:33,147 --> 00:37:36,771 LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE 1436 00:37:36,771 --> 00:37:40,085 TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE YOURSELF 1437 00:37:40,085 --> 00:37:42,846 FROM ELIMINATION. 1438 00:37:42,846 --> 00:37:43,882 THE TIME HAS COME... 1439 00:37:43,882 --> 00:37:44,952 [thunder rumbles] 1440 00:37:44,952 --> 00:37:47,265 FOR YOU TO LIP-SYNC 1441 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,990 FOR YOUR LIFE. 1442 00:37:48,990 --> 00:37:49,991 [dramatic music] 1443 00:37:51,890 --> 00:37:53,995 GOOD LUCK. 1444 00:37:53,995 --> 00:37:56,274 AND DON'T [bleep] IT UP. 1445 00:37:57,930 --> 00:38:01,279 >> TURN THE BEAT AROUND 1446 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:05,352 LOVE TO HEAR PERCUSSION 1447 00:38:05,352 --> 00:38:06,629 >> FLUTE PLAYER 1448 00:38:06,629 --> 00:38:07,871 PLAY YOUR FLUTE 'CAUSE 1449 00:38:07,871 --> 00:38:08,907 I KNOW THAT YOU 1450 00:38:08,907 --> 00:38:11,219 WANNA GET YOUR THING OFF 1451 00:38:11,219 --> 00:38:12,566 BUT YOU SEE 1452 00:38:12,566 --> 00:38:13,877 I'VE MADE UP MY MIND 1453 00:38:13,877 --> 00:38:15,603 ABOUT IT, HUH 1454 00:38:15,603 --> 00:38:17,053 GOT TO BE THE RHYTHM 1455 00:38:17,053 --> 00:38:18,503 NO DOUBT ABOUT IT 1456 00:38:18,503 --> 00:38:19,918 WHOA, WHOA 1457 00:38:19,918 --> 00:38:21,851 >> TURN THE BEAT AROUND 1458 00:38:21,851 --> 00:38:22,921 >> I'M GOING, I'M GOING 1459 00:38:22,921 --> 00:38:23,853 I'M GOING, GOING, GONE 1460 00:38:23,853 --> 00:38:25,164 >> LOVE TO HEAR PERCUSSION 1461 00:38:25,164 --> 00:38:25,855 >> MOVE YOUR FEET 1462 00:38:25,855 --> 00:38:26,994 WHEN YOU FEEL THE BEAT, YEAH 1463 00:38:26,994 --> 00:38:28,996 >> TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN 1464 00:38:28,996 --> 00:38:30,756 >> I'M GONNA SHOW THE JUDGES 1465 00:38:30,756 --> 00:38:32,620 THAT I'M FUNNY, FABULOUS, AND 1466 00:38:32,620 --> 00:38:34,726 THAT I HAVE A GREAT NOSE. 1467 00:38:34,726 --> 00:38:35,554 >> WHEN THE GUITAR PLAYER 1468 00:38:35,554 --> 00:38:36,314 STARTS PLAYING WITH THE 1469 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,176 SYNCOPATED RHYTHM WITH THE 1470 00:38:37,176 --> 00:38:38,316 SCRATCH, SCRATCH, SCRATCH 1471 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,144 MAKES ME WANNA MOVE 1472 00:38:39,144 --> 00:38:40,318 >> I AM LOOKING THOSE JUDGES 1473 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:41,560 DEAD IN THEIR EYE AND GETTING 1474 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:42,837 THAT GLANCE RIGHT BACK. 1475 00:38:42,837 --> 00:38:44,391 THIS IS WHAT YOU PAID FOR. 1476 00:38:44,391 --> 00:38:45,702 AND I'M GIVING YOU EXTRA. 1477 00:38:45,702 --> 00:38:46,634 >> RAT TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT 1478 00:38:46,634 --> 00:38:47,704 ON THE DRUMS 1479 00:38:47,704 --> 00:38:50,397 HEY 1480 00:38:50,397 --> 00:38:51,225 WHOA 1481 00:38:51,225 --> 00:38:54,366 >> TURN THE BEAT AROUND 1482 00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:58,991 LOVE TO HEAR PERCUSSION 1483 00:38:58,991 --> 00:38:59,751 >> WHOO! 1484 00:38:59,751 --> 00:39:01,684 >> TURN THE BEAT AROUND 1485 00:39:01,684 --> 00:39:03,858 >> TURN IT AROUND, YEAH 1486 00:39:03,858 --> 00:39:05,757 >> LOVE TO HEAR PERCUSSION 1487 00:39:05,757 --> 00:39:08,069 [applause] 1488 00:39:08,069 --> 00:39:12,039 >> [laughs] 1489 00:39:12,039 --> 00:39:12,695 ALL RIGHT, LADIES, 1490 00:39:12,695 --> 00:39:13,765 I'VE MADE MY DECISION. 1491 00:39:13,765 --> 00:39:14,766 [suspenseful music] 1492 00:39:20,772 --> 00:39:22,256 DARIENNE LAKE... 1493 00:39:22,256 --> 00:39:26,294 SHANTE, YOU STAY. 1494 00:39:26,294 --> 00:39:28,124 YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS. 1495 00:39:28,124 --> 00:39:31,403 >> THANK YOU. 1496 00:39:31,403 --> 00:39:34,130 >> MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD, YOU HIT A 1497 00:39:34,130 --> 00:39:35,234 WALL. 1498 00:39:35,234 --> 00:39:36,581 BUT THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW FOR 1499 00:39:36,581 --> 00:39:38,376 SURE. 1500 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:42,138 YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD HO DOWN. 1501 00:39:42,138 --> 00:39:45,383 NOW, SASHAY AWAY. 1502 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:50,077 >> THANK YOU. 1503 00:39:50,077 --> 00:39:51,734 IT'S A SHAME THEY DIDN'T GET TO 1504 00:39:51,734 --> 00:39:53,736 LOVE ME AS MUCH AS I LOVE ME. 1505 00:39:53,736 --> 00:39:55,462 YEAH, I MIGHT HAVE COME ACROSS 1506 00:39:55,462 --> 00:39:56,635 A LITTLE ABRASIVE. 1507 00:39:56,635 --> 00:39:58,465 THE THING IS, ALL PUBLICITY IS 1508 00:39:58,465 --> 00:40:00,259 GOOD PUBLICITY. 1509 00:40:00,259 --> 00:40:01,226 SO I'M GONNA TAKE IT AND RUN 1510 00:40:01,226 --> 00:40:02,641 WITH IT. 1511 00:40:02,641 --> 00:40:05,644 WITH IT. PEACE THE [bleep] OUT. 1512 00:40:05,644 --> 00:40:08,026 PEACE THE [bleep] OUT. 1513 00:40:08,026 --> 00:40:10,131 >> CONDRAGULATIONS, LADIES. 1514 00:40:10,131 --> 00:40:12,858 ENJOY THIS MOMENT, BECAUSE THERE 1515 00:40:12,858 --> 00:40:16,897 ARE SIX MORE FIERCE QUEENS READY 1516 00:40:16,897 --> 00:40:20,314 TO SNATCH THE CROWN. 1517 00:40:20,314 --> 00:40:24,111 BITCHES BETTER BEWARE. 1518 00:40:24,111 --> 00:40:25,112 [dramatic Western music] 1519 00:40:32,602 --> 00:40:35,191 [whip cracks] 1520 00:40:35,191 --> 00:40:37,227 >> OH, [bleep]. 1521 00:40:37,227 --> 00:40:40,127 THE SIX OTHER BITCHES. 1522 00:40:40,127 --> 00:40:42,819 >> IT'S LIKE TWO PRIDES OF LIONS 1523 00:40:42,819 --> 00:40:43,751 MEETING EACH OTHER ON THE 1524 00:40:43,751 --> 00:40:45,270 SERENGETI. 1525 00:40:45,270 --> 00:40:46,961 >> THIS IS LIKE THE OUTSIDERS. 1526 00:40:46,961 --> 00:40:48,480 I'M FROM AZUSA, OKAY? 1527 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:49,343 I KNOW HOW STREET FIGHTS GET 1528 00:40:49,343 --> 00:40:50,586 DOWN. 1529 00:40:50,586 --> 00:40:51,449 >> THEY'RE ALL TRYING A LITTLE 1530 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:53,036 TOO HARD FOR MY TASTES, 1531 00:40:53,036 --> 00:40:54,452 ESPECIALLY THAT KIMORA LEE 1532 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:56,454 KARDASHIAN. 1533 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:58,179 I DON'T LIKE THEM. 1534 00:40:58,179 --> 00:41:00,078 DON'T LIKE THEM. 1535 00:41:00,078 --> 00:41:02,080 DON'T LIKE THEM. 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