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>> PREVIOUSLY ON RUPAUL'S DRAG

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RACE...

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IN THE MOST AMBITIOUS CHALLENGE

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IN DRAG RACEHISTORY, YOU'LL

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BE PERFORMING LIVE IN

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SHADE: THE RUSICAL.

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[laughter, cheers]

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>> I'M A DRAG QUEEN.

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I LIP-SYNCH.

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I DON'T SING LIVE.

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>> WATCH ME BE YOUR STAR

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>> chorus: NO T, NO SHADE

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[cheers and applause]

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>> THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S

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MAIN CHALLENGE IS...

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COURTNEY ACT.

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WELL, WHY DO YOU THINK GIA'S

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SAFE AND YOU'RE HERE?

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>> BECAUSE I THINK I'M ONE OF

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THE TOP THREE.

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[giggles]

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>> TRINITY K. BONET...

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SHANTE, YOU STAY.

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SHANTE, YOU STAY.
APRIL, SASHAY AWAY.

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APRIL, SASHAY AWAY.

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>> OOH.

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>> OOH, THAT WAS A DOOZY, GIRL.

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>> A DOOZY.

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>> THAT WAS A LIP-SYNC, Y'ALL.

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>> TRINITY, YOU TURNED IT,

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BITCH.

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CLAP FOR THAT HOOKER.

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>> WHOO.

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[applause]

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>> [whimpers]

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NO MORE A-P-RIL.

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IT'S BEEN A REALLY BUMPY ROAD.

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BUT I FEEL ACCOMPLISHED.

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I'M STILL HERE.

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>> I'LL NEVER FORGET APRIL.

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MY BABY'S DUE IN APRIL.

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>> [chuckles] OH, GOD.

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>> REALLY?

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WHEN IT COMES TO MILK AND HER,

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UM, FASHION, I DON'T GET IT.

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LIKE, WE'RE PLAYING MAJOR LEAGUE

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BASEBALL, AND SHE'S PLAYING

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CHECKERS.

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WE'RE NOT IN THE SAME GAME HERE.

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>> DARIENNE, YOU WOUND UP IN

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THE BOTTOM THREE.

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YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT.

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>> I WAS MAD AS MOTHER[bleep]

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HELL.

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I WAS MAD.

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>> WHO DO YOU FEEL SHOULD'VE

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BEEN THERE?

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[dramatic drumroll]

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>> MILK SAFE?

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SERIOUSLY?

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I WAS GIVING YOU ADELE GOING TO

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THE TONYS.

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I WAS NOT GIVING YOU PHYLLIS

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DILLER GOING TO THE DELIVERY

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ROOM.

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>> GANJ-GANJ.

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HOW DO YOU FEEL?

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>> WELL, UM, MY PARENTS

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ACTUALLY CAME UP ON THE UNTUCKED

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SCREEN TODAY.

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IT WAS JUST KIND OF A HARD

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MOMENT 'CAUSE, LIKE, THE GIRLS

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JUST, LIKE, KIND OF JUMPED IN

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IMMEDIATELY AND STARTED TALKING

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OVER ME.

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I'M VERY, VERY THANKFUL.

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I REALLY DO LOVE THEM, AND I

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KNOW THAT THEY SUPPORT ME 100%.

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>> I THINK YOUR PARENTS ARE

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ABSOLUTELY LOVELY.

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THE ONLY THING I DISAGREE WITH

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IS THAT THEY THINK YOU'RE GONNA

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WIN.

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>> [sighs]

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I FEEL HURT THAT YOU GUYS WOULD

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TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS MOMENT

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FOR YOURSELVES BECAUSE THIS WAS

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ABOUT ME.

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IT WAS HARD FOR ME, 'CAUSE I

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NEEDED TO TAKE THAT MOMENT TO

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JUST BREATHE AND REALLY TAKE IT

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IN BEFORE I-I COULD SPEAK, AND

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I JUST--I FELT LIKE I DIDN'T

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REALLY GET THAT.

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BIANCA'S LIKE, "WELL, I AGREE

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WITH EVERYTHING, BUT YOU'RE NOT

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THE WINNER."

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>> BITCH, IT WAS A [bleep] JOKE.

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TAKE ALL THAT WEEPY BULL[bleep],

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TAKE ALL THAT ATTENTION THAT YOU

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NEED, AND APPLY IT TO THE

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COMPETITION.

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OR GET THE [bleep] OUT.

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NEED HELP PACKING?

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BEAT IT, QUEEN.

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[dramatic music]

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[engine starts]

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>> RUPAUL DRAG RACE

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>> THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S DRAG

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RACERECEIVES A SICKENING

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SUPPLY OF COLOREVOLUTION

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COSMETICS AND A CASH PRIZE

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OF $100,000.

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WITH EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST JUDGES

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HEATHER MCDONALD AND

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GILLIAN JACOBS.

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>> RUPAUL DRAG RACE

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>> MAY THE BEST WOMAN

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BEST WOMAN WIN

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[energetic dance music]

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>> NOW, SISSY THAT WALK

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>> both: [humming tune to

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RuPaul's Sissy That Walk]

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>> OH, SISSY

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>> SO IT'S A NEW DAY IN THE

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WORKROOM, AND WE HAVE NO IDEA

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WHAT TO EXPECT NEXT.

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>> GIRL, I GOTTA STRETCH.

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LET ME GET UP IN HERE.

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>> ERYKAH BA-DON'T.

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[laughter]

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>> OF COURSE, MISS ATTENTION

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WHORE, WEEPING WILLOW, IS

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WEARING A MACRAME POTHOLDER ON

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HER GODDAMN HEAD.

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'CAUSE SHE NEEDS MORE ATTENTION.

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>> WELL, GIRL, I'M YOUNG AND

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HUNG AND CLEARLY MARCH TO THE

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SOUND OF MY OWN DRUM.

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SO PROPS TO YA, MAMA.

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>> WAIT, WHERE DID THAT COME

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FROM?

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>> [snorts]

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>> DID YOU JUST GET OUT OF THE

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SHOWER?

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>> I GUESS THE QUESTION IS,

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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PLANT THAT

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WAS IN IT HANGING IN YOUR HOTEL

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ROOM EARLIER?

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>> I SMOKED THAT PLANT.

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TRUST AND BELIEVE, MAMA.

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>> THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE

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FASHION CHOICE.

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>> WELL, AT LEAST I'VE GOT SOME

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FASHION GOING ON.

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>> OH, SURE, GIRL.

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>> MISS BIANCA,

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OLD AND WISE,

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AND YET SO FULL OF [bleep].

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>> OHH!

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>> NICE SHEMAIL FOR THE HE-MALE.

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>> WHAT NOW?

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>> OOH, GIRL!

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YOU'VE GOT SHEMAIL.

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CALLING ALL THE BASIC RACERS.

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>> LOHANTHONY.

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>> CALLING ALL THE BASIC RACERS.

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THERE IS A NEW ANNOUNCEMENT.

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[whispers] YOU'RE BASIC.

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>> [laughs]

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>> AND AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR

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THAT.

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>> OOH.

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>> OH, OH.

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>> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

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>> HI.

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>> HELLO, MAMA RU.

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>> LOOK AT YOU.

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NOW, LADIES, THIS WEEK'S MAIN

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CHALLENGE IS GOING TO BE PACKED

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WITH MORE STARS THAN THERE ARE

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IN HEAVEN.

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WHO'S COMING?

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WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TO TELL ME,

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BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO PLAY...

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[dramatic music]

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SNATCH GAME!

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[contestants exclaiming]

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>> I AM SO [bleep] excited.

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THIS IS THE REASON WHY I CAME

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INTO THIS COMPETITION, IS TO

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SNATCH SNATCH GAME AND SNATCH

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THE TITLE.

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>> NOW, YOU'LL NEED TO BUST OUT

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YOUR BEST CELEBRITY

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IMPERSONATION.

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GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.

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AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

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>> SNATCH GAME IS A REALLY

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IMPORTANT CHALLENGE.

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IT'S ONE THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS

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IS COMING.

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AND EVERYBODY'S KIND OF WAITING

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ALL SEASON TO SEE WHAT YOU PULL

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OUT.

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BUT I DON'T DO IMPERSONATIONS.

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THAT'S NOT EVER A PART OF MY

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DEAL.

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>> THIS CHALLENGE IS THE ONE

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THAT'S GONNA SEPARATE THE

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TALENTED FROM THE...OTHER ONES.

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>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING FOR THERE,

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HON?

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>> TERESA GIUDICE, FROM JERSEY.

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>> WHO ARE YOU DOING, BABY?

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>> I'M GONNA BE RACHEL ZOE.

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>> I CAN SEE THAT.

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>> YOU KNOW, WHEN TAY-TAY WAS

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HER ASSISTANT, BEFORE SHE

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TURNED BITCH.

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I THINK THE KEY TO A GOOD

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IMPERSONATION IS NOT ONLY

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LOOKING LIKE THE CHARACTER,

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BUT SPEAKING IN THEIR VOICE.

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[imitating Zoe] "IT'S MAJ.

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I'M NOT WORRIED."

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>> NOW, WHO ARE YOU DOING,

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MISS BIANCA DEL RIO?

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>> CAN YOU TELL FROM THIS

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HAIRDO?

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>> LET'S GUESS.

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>> SHE'S MY FAVORITE PERSON

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IN THE WORLD.

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>> I'M JUST GONNA GO WITH

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JUDGE JUDY.

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>> JUDGE JUDY, DING DING DING!

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I LOVE HER.

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I WANT TO BE HER.

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THE REASON WHY I'M CHOOSING

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JUDGE JUDY IS BECAUSE SHE'S

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SMART, SHE'S SENSIBLE, AND SHE'S

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A [bleep] BITCH.

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I LOVE HER.

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I WATCH ALL THE TIME 'CAUSE

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SHE MAKES ME LAUGH.

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>> AND RUPAUL LOVES HER SO MUCH.

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>> OH, SHE DOES?

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>> YEAH.

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>> SO I HAD NO IDEA THAT JUDGE

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JUDYIS RUPAUL'S FAVORITE TV

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SHOW.

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HEH--PRESSURE?

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SO IT EITHER COULD BE REALLY

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GOOD OR A HOT MESS.

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>> YEAH, YOU COULD FALL FLAT ON

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YOUR FACE AND GO HOME.

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[dramatic drumbeat]

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>> [chuckles sarcastically]

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>> BIANCA IS A LITTLE BIT

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STRESSED.

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I HAVEN'T SEEN HER AT ALL

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SWEAT IN THE COMPETITION.

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AND IT'S INTERESTING SEEING HER

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KIND OF WRIGGLE A LITTLE.

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>> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

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[overlapping greetings]

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[Cockney accent] NO MORE FUN '''

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GAMES OF THE MIND.

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[laughter]

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ADORE DELANO, DARLING.

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>> HI, RU.

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>> OKAY, THAT IS A BLONDE WIG.

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>> YEAH!

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I'M DOING ANNA NICOLE SMITH.

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>> ANNA NICOLE SMITH.

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>> I LOVE HER.

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LIKE, KIDS HAD SPICE GIRLS ON

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THEIR FOLDERS, AND I LITERALLY

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WOULD HAVE, LIKE, THE PLAYBOY

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CUTOUT, 'CAUSE I WOULD STEAL--

285
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NO, REALLY.

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I THINK I IDENTIFIED WITH THE

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FACT THAT SHE WAS JUST VERY

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CRAZY, AND SHE INSPIRES ADORE

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A LOT TOO.

290
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>> CAN YOU DO A SOUTHERN ACCENT

291
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LIKE HER?

292
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>> I CAN.

293
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>> LET ME HEAR IT.

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>> [imitating Smith] "I WAS

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HONORED TO BE IN OUR NEXT

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PERFORMER'S NEW VIDEO.

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AND IF I EVER RECORD AN ALBUM,

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I'D WANT THIS GUY TO PRODUCE

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MIIINE.

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'CAUSE HE'S FREAKIN' GENIUS!"

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>> [laughing]

302
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>> I WOULD REALLY BE LETTING

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DANNIELYNN DOWN IF I DID NOT

304
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WIN THIS CHALLENGE.

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>> DE LA.

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>> HI, RU.

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>> IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE DOING

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SOMEONE OLDER.

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>> IT IS.

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I WILL BE DOING MAGGIE SMITH.

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>> DOWNTON ABBEYMAGGIE SMITH.

312
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>> YES.

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>> HOW WILL YOU MAKE MAGGIE

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SMITH FUNNY?

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>> WELL, I THINK MAGGIE SMITH

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IS ALREADY SUCH A CHARACTER.

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>> MM.

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>> AND JUST, SORT OF, SHE'S BEEN

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IN THE BUSINESS SO LONG.

320
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>> YEAH.

321
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NOW, YOU DO AN ENGLISH ACCENT?

322
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>> UM, YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW

323
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HOW TO DO ONE, IF I'M HONEST.

324
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>> WHAT OTHER CHOICES WERE YOU

325
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MULLING OVER BEFORE YOU SETTLED

326
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ON MAGGIE SMITH?

327
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>> UM, WELL, I WAS INITIALLY

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THINKING ABOUT ONE OF MY

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FAVORITE QUEENS FROM LAST

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SEASON, MISS ALYSSA EDWARDS.

331
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>> CAN I SEE A LITTLE BIT OF

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YOUR ALYSSA EDWARDS?

333
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>> [smacking]

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G-G--

335
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[choking]

336
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[clicks tongue]

337
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>> WOW.

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ALL RIGHT.

339
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WELL, YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF

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COMPETITION.

341
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THEY'RE VERY TALENTED GIRLS

342
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HERE.

343
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>> RU DOES NOT SEEM INTO MY

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IDEA.

345
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I'M SHAKEN.

346
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MY CONFIDENCE IS DEFINITELY

347
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SHAKEN.

348
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SHAKEN.
BUT I, UH...

349
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BUT I, UH...

350
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[sighs]

351
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>> COMING UP...

352
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>> I'D RATHER YOU HAVE LOW

353
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EXPECTATIONS SO I CAN BLOW YOU

354
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AWAY.

355
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>> WELL, YOU'VE SUCCEEDED.

356
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>> [screams]

357
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>> [screams]
>> [laughing]

358
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>> [laughing]

359
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>> [laughing]

360
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>> TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS THE

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SNATCH GAME, WHERE YOU

362
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IMPERSONATE ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE

363
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CELEBRITIES.

364
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>> LAGANJA, GIRL.

365
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>> HEY, MAMA RU.

366
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>> AND WHAT'S WITH THIS

367
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,795
HEADPIECE YOU HAVE ON?

368
00:09:14,795 --> 00:09:15,865
>> OH, THIS OLD THING?

369
00:09:15,865 --> 00:09:16,935
>> [laughs]

370
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SO WHO YOU GONNA DO?

371
00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:18,903
>> I'M GOING TO BE PLAYING

372
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RACHEL ZOE.

373
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[imitating Zoe] "SHE'S BANANAS!"

374
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>> [laughs]

375
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I KNOW SHE'S GOT SOME KEY

376
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PHRASING--"LI-TER-A-LLY."

377
00:09:25,254 --> 00:09:26,669
>> AND "I DIE" AND "MAJ!"

378
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>> NOW, ARE YOU QUICK ON YOUR

379
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TOES?

380
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>> I'M VERY QUICK ON MY TOES.

381
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AND I MUST SAY, YOUR OUTFIT IS

382
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JUST TO DIEFOR.

383
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>> LI-TER-A-LLY?

384
00:09:33,918 --> 00:09:34,712
>> LI-TER-A-LLY!

385
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>> [laughs] ALL RIGHT.

386
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GET BACK TO WORK.

387
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>> THANKS, RU.

388
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>> WELL, HELLO, MILK.

389
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>> HI.

390
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>> WHO ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

391
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>> THE CHEF THAT BROUGHT FRENCH

392
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COOKING TO THE AMERICAN KITCHEN.

393
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>> OH, WOW.

394
00:09:45,999 --> 00:09:46,758
>> [imitating Child] "JULIA

395
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CHILD."

396
00:09:47,448 --> 00:09:48,311
>> SO HOW ARE YOU GONNA MAKE HER

397
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FUNNY?

398
00:09:49,312 --> 00:09:50,486
>> UM, SHE'S ALREADY OVER THE

399
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TOP BECAUSE OF HER SIZE, BUT I'M

400
00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:53,489
GOING TO BRING THAT OVER-THE-TOP

401
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SORT OF PERSONALITY THAT--

402
00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:58,114
I-I MEAN, SHE WROTE A 730-PAGE

403
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BOOK ABOUT FRENCH COOKING,

404
00:10:00,461 --> 00:10:02,947
AND, I MEAN, SO SHE--

405
00:10:02,947 --> 00:10:03,982
I MEAN, SHE--SHE'S SM--

406
00:10:03,982 --> 00:10:06,985
SHE'S A SMART GIRL.

407
00:10:06,985 --> 00:10:08,124
>> HAVE YOU SEEN SNATCH GAME

408
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ON OUR SHOW?

409
00:10:09,470 --> 00:10:10,782
>> WHAT SHOW?

410
00:10:10,782 --> 00:10:13,371
[bell dings]

411
00:10:13,371 --> 00:10:14,268
I'D RATHER YOU HAVE LOW

412
00:10:14,268 --> 00:10:15,407
EXPECTATIONS SO I CAN BLOW YOU

413
00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,132
AWAY.

414
00:10:16,132 --> 00:10:19,653
>> WELL, YOU'VE SUCCEEDED.

415
00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:20,378
WELL, WELL, WELL.

416
00:10:20,378 --> 00:10:21,621
BIANCA DEL RIO.

417
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,450
>> HELLO, MR. RUPAUL.

418
00:10:23,450 --> 00:10:25,659
>> OH, MY GOODNESS, I JUST SAW

419
00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,419
THE JUDGE'S ROBE RIGHT THERE.

420
00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:28,110
>> YEAH.

421
00:10:28,110 --> 00:10:29,905
>> OH, MY GOD.

422
00:10:29,905 --> 00:10:30,630
JUDGE JUDY.

423
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:31,492
>> JUDGE JUDY, YES.

424
00:10:31,492 --> 00:10:32,735
>> ONLY JUDY CAN JUDGE ME.

425
00:10:32,735 --> 00:10:33,598
>> EXA--[laughs]

426
00:10:33,598 --> 00:10:34,737
AND I'M SURE SHE WOULD.

427
00:10:34,737 --> 00:10:36,083
>> YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE--

428
00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:36,912
>> I JUST FOUND OUT THAT YOU

429
00:10:36,912 --> 00:10:38,361
ACTUALLY LOVE HER.

430
00:10:38,361 --> 00:10:39,639
>> I GOTTA TELL YOU, I WATCH

431
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,571
JUDGE JUDYEVERY SINGLE DAY.

432
00:10:41,571 --> 00:10:42,400
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

433
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,228
>> I'VE SEEN EVERY EPISODE.

434
00:10:43,228 --> 00:10:45,058
SO, YOU KNOW, THE HEAT IS ON

435
00:10:45,058 --> 00:10:47,060
YOU TO PULL THIS OFF.

436
00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:49,372
YOU BETTER DO MY JUDGE JUDY

437
00:10:49,372 --> 00:10:50,442
PROUD.

438
00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:52,548
>> [bleep].

439
00:10:52,548 --> 00:10:54,274
>> G-G-G-GIA.

440
00:10:54,274 --> 00:10:54,999
>> HI, RU.

441
00:10:54,999 --> 00:10:56,069
>> NOW, YOU KNOW SNATCH GAME.

442
00:10:56,069 --> 00:10:57,242
>> YES.

443
00:10:57,242 --> 00:10:58,312
>> HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO?

444
00:10:58,312 --> 00:10:59,659
>> WELL, I'LL NOT ONLY BE

445
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,521
SNATCHED...

446
00:11:00,521 --> 00:11:01,246
>> UH-HUH.

447
00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:03,455
>> BUT I'M GOING TO DO SELENA.

448
00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:04,215
>> SELENA.

449
00:11:04,215 --> 00:11:05,078
>> YES.

450
00:11:05,078 --> 00:11:06,355
>> NOT SELENA GOMEZ.

451
00:11:06,355 --> 00:11:07,114
>> NO.

452
00:11:07,114 --> 00:11:09,013
QUINTANILLA.

453
00:11:09,013 --> 00:11:09,807
>> SO S--

454
00:11:09,807 --> 00:11:11,222
>> A LITTLE BEEDEE-BEEDEE.

455
00:11:11,222 --> 00:11:12,292
>> IS SHE FUNNY, THOUGH?

456
00:11:12,292 --> 00:11:13,086
I MEAN, HOW ARE YOU GONNA MAKE

457
00:11:13,086 --> 00:11:14,501
HER FUNNY?

458
00:11:14,501 --> 00:11:16,676
>> SO...YOU KNOW, SHE CRACKED,

459
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,918
LIKE, A FEW JOKES HERE AND

460
00:11:17,918 --> 00:11:19,402
THERE.

461
00:11:19,402 --> 00:11:21,611
BUT ALSO, YOU KNOW, REFERRING TO

462
00:11:21,611 --> 00:11:25,339
OTHER THINGS.

463
00:11:25,339 --> 00:11:26,513
I JUST, YOU KNOW, I'M VERY

464
00:11:26,513 --> 00:11:27,687
FLAPPY AT THE JAW.

465
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,722
I'M VERY USED TO, LIKE, YOU

466
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,413
KNOW, COMING BACK WITH READS

467
00:11:30,413 --> 00:11:32,001
AND--

468
00:11:32,001 --> 00:11:33,416
>> I'M NOT BUYING THIS, GIA.

469
00:11:33,416 --> 00:11:34,728
[laughs] I'M NOT BUYING IT.

470
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:35,798
GIVE ME A LITTLE SELENA.

471
00:11:35,798 --> 00:11:36,937
CAN YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE SELENA?

472
00:11:36,937 --> 00:11:37,627
>> UH-HUH.

473
00:11:37,627 --> 00:11:42,080
"HOLA. TIENEN PREGUNTAS?"

474
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,426
>> [laughs]

475
00:11:43,426 --> 00:11:45,118
OKAY.

476
00:11:45,118 --> 00:11:46,153
>> GIRL, SELENA?

477
00:11:46,153 --> 00:11:47,154
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT?

478
00:11:47,154 --> 00:11:48,190
"I LOVE PIZZA.

479
00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:49,191
I GOT SHOT BY YOLANDA."

480
00:11:49,191 --> 00:11:50,399
LIKE, WHAT I--WHAT'S FUNNY?

481
00:11:50,399 --> 00:11:53,954
LIKE--IT'S THE TRUTH, GURR.

482
00:11:53,954 --> 00:11:55,473
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES, GATHER

483
00:11:55,473 --> 00:11:57,682
ROUND.

484
00:11:57,682 --> 00:11:59,235
NOW, TOMORROW ON THE MAIN STAGE,

485
00:11:59,235 --> 00:12:01,962
THERE'S JUST ONE MORE CELEBRITY

486
00:12:01,962 --> 00:12:05,448
YOU'LL NEED TO CHANNEL.

487
00:12:05,448 --> 00:12:07,278
ME.

488
00:12:07,278 --> 00:12:09,418
CATEGORY IS "NIGHT OF A THOUSAND

489
00:12:09,418 --> 00:12:10,315
RUS."

490
00:12:10,315 --> 00:12:11,178
[laughter, applause]

491
00:12:11,178 --> 00:12:11,938
>> AWESOME.

492
00:12:11,938 --> 00:12:13,871
>> GOOD LUCK, AND YOU BETTER

493
00:12:13,871 --> 00:12:14,975
WORK.

494
00:12:14,975 --> 00:12:15,942
>> YES!

495
00:12:15,942 --> 00:12:16,874
>> SUPERMODEL!

496
00:12:16,874 --> 00:12:20,291
>> THANK YOU.

497
00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:21,844
>> ARE YOU STILL DOING SELENA?

498
00:12:21,844 --> 00:12:24,226
>> I'M NOT SURE.

499
00:12:24,226 --> 00:12:25,779
I HAVE THE SELENA COSTUME READY

500
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,919
ON MY MANNEQUIN, BUT I'M NOW

501
00:12:27,919 --> 00:12:30,266
PROCESSING RU'S COMMENTS AND

502
00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:31,647
KIND OF NOW THINKING MAYBE

503
00:12:31,647 --> 00:12:33,753
THIS ISN'T THE BEST CHOICE.

504
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,754
>> WHO ELSE ARE YOU THINKING

505
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,757
>> WHO ELSE ARE YOU THINKING
ABOUT?

506
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,069
ABOUT?

507
00:12:40,069 --> 00:12:40,863
>> YOU'RE PLANNING ON CHANGING

508
00:12:40,863 --> 00:12:41,553
IT?

509
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,278
>> I MEAN, I'M THINKING

510
00:12:42,278 --> 00:12:42,934
ABOUT IT.

511
00:12:42,934 --> 00:12:44,004
>> CAN YOU CHANGE IT?

512
00:12:44,004 --> 00:12:45,834
>> YEAH.

513
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:47,352
>> SO GIA'S PUTTING ON MAKEUP

514
00:12:47,352 --> 00:12:48,319
AND DOESN'T KNOW WHO THE [bleep]

515
00:12:48,319 --> 00:12:50,079
SHE'S GONNA BE.

516
00:12:50,079 --> 00:12:52,772
HOW THAT WORK?

517
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:53,462
[jazzy music, applause]

518
00:12:53,462 --> 00:12:55,671
>> WELCOME TO A SUPER-SIZED

519
00:12:55,671 --> 00:12:58,950
EDITION OF SNATCH GAME.

520
00:12:58,950 --> 00:13:01,366
LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS.

521
00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:03,334
COMEDIENNE, AUTHOR, AND

522
00:13:03,334 --> 00:13:04,956
CHARDONNAY DRINKER FROM

523
00:13:04,956 --> 00:13:06,544
CHELSEA LATELY,

524
00:13:06,544 --> 00:13:08,235
HEATHER MCDONALD IS HERE!

525
00:13:08,235 --> 00:13:09,512
[cheers and applause]

526
00:13:09,512 --> 00:13:12,550
AND STAR OF NBC'S COMMUNITY

527
00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:13,896
GILLIAN JACOBS IS HERE.

528
00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:14,828
>> HI.

529
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:15,725
>> YOU'RE A BIG FAN OF THIS

530
00:13:15,725 --> 00:13:16,381
SHOW, I KNOW.

531
00:13:16,381 --> 00:13:17,693
>> I'VE SEEN JUST ABOUT EVERY

532
00:13:17,693 --> 00:13:19,522
EPISODE AND DRAG U.

533
00:13:19,522 --> 00:13:20,972
>> NOW, ARE YOU READY TO MEET

534
00:13:20,972 --> 00:13:22,318
OUR STARS?

535
00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:23,112
>> YES.

536
00:13:23,112 --> 00:13:24,700
>> GOOD.

537
00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:26,391
ORDER IN THE COURTROOM, HUNTY.

538
00:13:26,391 --> 00:13:27,910
IT'S JUDGE JUDY.

539
00:13:27,910 --> 00:13:28,911
HEY, YOUR HONOR.

540
00:13:28,911 --> 00:13:29,774
>> DID YOU FORGET YOU WERE

541
00:13:29,774 --> 00:13:30,775
COMING TO COURT TODAY, DRESSED

542
00:13:30,775 --> 00:13:31,465
LIKE THAT?

543
00:13:31,465 --> 00:13:32,501
YOU LOOK LIKE A DAMN ROLL OF

544
00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:33,191
SCOTCH TAPE.

545
00:13:33,191 --> 00:13:34,054
>> WELL, I THOUGHT I WAS--

546
00:13:34,054 --> 00:13:35,228
>> DON'T PISS ON MY LEG AND

547
00:13:35,228 --> 00:13:36,539
TELL ME IT'S RAINING.

548
00:13:36,539 --> 00:13:38,127
[laughter]

549
00:13:38,127 --> 00:13:40,371
>> UP NEXT, PLAYBOYPLAYMATE

550
00:13:40,371 --> 00:13:43,615
AND REALITY TV PIONEER

551
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:45,376
ANNA NICOLE SMITH IS HERE.

552
00:13:45,376 --> 00:13:47,067
>> LIKE MY BODY?

553
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,275
>> [laughing] YEAH, I DO.

554
00:13:48,275 --> 00:13:49,829
>> WANT SOME MONEY?

555
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,278
[laughter]

556
00:13:51,278 --> 00:13:53,211
WANT A VIPER?

557
00:13:53,211 --> 00:13:54,764
>> I GOTTA SAY, DEATH REALLY

558
00:13:54,764 --> 00:13:55,593
BECOMES HER.

559
00:13:55,593 --> 00:13:57,560
[laughter, applause]

560
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,666
UP NEXT, IT'S THE FRENCH CHEF

561
00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:01,012
JULIA CHILD.

562
00:14:01,012 --> 00:14:02,669
>> OH, HELLO, RU.

563
00:14:02,669 --> 00:14:03,635
HOW ARE YOU?

564
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:04,464
>> I HOPE YOU GOT SOMETHING

565
00:14:04,464 --> 00:14:05,154
COOKING.

566
00:14:05,154 --> 00:14:06,121
DID YOU BRING YOUR LOVIN' OVEN?

567
00:14:06,121 --> 00:14:07,122
>> I SURE DID.

568
00:14:07,122 --> 00:14:08,675
IT'S RIGHT UNDER THIS DESK.

569
00:14:08,675 --> 00:14:09,676
>> ALL RIGHT.

570
00:14:09,676 --> 00:14:10,884
[scattered applause]

571
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:13,024
MOVING ON DOWN TO THE FIRST

572
00:14:13,024 --> 00:14:15,164
LADY OF QUEENS, FRAN DRESCHER

573
00:14:15,164 --> 00:14:16,441
IS HERE.

574
00:14:16,441 --> 00:14:17,339
>> ARE YOU SINGLE, MR. RUPAUL?

575
00:14:17,339 --> 00:14:18,858
>> I AM SINGLE, YES.

576
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:19,789
>> 'CAUSE YOU KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND

577
00:14:19,789 --> 00:14:21,550
VAL, EVER SINCE OBAMA GOT INTO

578
00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:23,448
POWER, SHE'S BEEN LOCO FOR THE

579
00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:24,311
COCOA.

580
00:14:24,311 --> 00:14:26,072
[laughter]

581
00:14:26,072 --> 00:14:28,488
>> STYLIST TO THE STARS,

582
00:14:28,488 --> 00:14:29,972
RACHEL ZOE IS HERE.

583
00:14:29,972 --> 00:14:31,905
>> MIGHT I SAY I LITERALLY

584
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,079
DIE FOR YOUR OUTFIT?

585
00:14:33,079 --> 00:14:34,494
>> IS THAT REAL FUR YOU'RE

586
00:14:34,494 --> 00:14:35,253
WEARING?

587
00:14:35,253 --> 00:14:38,222
>> IT'S MY NEW FUR FAUX LINE.

588
00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:39,016
>> ALL RIGHT.

589
00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:40,949
UP NEXT, THE QUEEN OF SOUTHERN

590
00:14:40,949 --> 00:14:43,192
CUISINE, MISS PAULA DEEN IS

591
00:14:43,192 --> 00:14:43,952
HERE.

592
00:14:43,952 --> 00:14:45,574
>> MY, YOU GORGEOUS BALD-HEADED

593
00:14:45,574 --> 00:14:46,299
MAN.

594
00:14:46,299 --> 00:14:47,093
>> OH, YOU SWEET THING.

595
00:14:47,093 --> 00:14:48,094
>> WELL, JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE

596
00:14:48,094 --> 00:14:48,957
LOSIN' YOUR FUZZ DON'T MEAN

597
00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:50,406
YOU AIN'T A PEACH, HONEY.

598
00:14:50,406 --> 00:14:51,718
[laughter]

599
00:14:51,718 --> 00:14:55,066
>> WHAT DID SHE JUST CALL ME?

600
00:14:55,066 --> 00:14:56,688
>> MEDIA SENSATION KIM

601
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:59,208
KARDASHIAN IS HERE.

602
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:00,830
HOW'S THE BABY?

603
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:02,039
>> OH, YOU KNOW, I'M STILL,

604
00:15:02,039 --> 00:15:04,282
LIKE, HAVING SOME MORNING AF--

605
00:15:04,282 --> 00:15:05,905
IS THAT--YES, YOU KNOW, LIKE,

606
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,423
THROWING UP AND STUFF AFTER,

607
00:15:07,423 --> 00:15:08,528
UM, THE PREGNANCY.

608
00:15:08,528 --> 00:15:10,875
BUT EVERYTHING SHOULD BE OKAY.

609
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:12,221
[scattered applause]

610
00:15:12,221 --> 00:15:14,914
>> KIM, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.

611
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,502
>> ABSOLUTELY.

612
00:15:17,502 --> 00:15:18,848
>> AND LOOK WHO'S HERE.

613
00:15:18,848 --> 00:15:20,436
IT'S TERESA FROM THE REAL

614
00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:22,093
HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY.

615
00:15:22,093 --> 00:15:22,956
HEY, GIRL.

616
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:23,923
>> DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE

617
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:24,647
MY LAST NAME?

618
00:15:24,647 --> 00:15:25,338
>> I DON'T.

619
00:15:25,338 --> 00:15:26,270
I HAD A HARD TIME WITH IT.

620
00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:29,204
>> WELL, IT WAS "JOO-DICE."

621
00:15:29,204 --> 00:15:30,067
>> UH-HUH.

622
00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:31,102
>> AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS

623
00:15:31,102 --> 00:15:32,379
"JOO-DEE-CHAY."

624
00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:33,415
>> UH-HUH.

625
00:15:33,415 --> 00:15:34,899
>> BUT WE WENT ALL THE WAY BACK

626
00:15:34,899 --> 00:15:37,695
TO THE OLD COUNTRY, AND IT'S

627
00:15:37,695 --> 00:15:38,834
ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED--

628
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:40,801
LET ME SEE IF I CAN GET IT--

629
00:15:40,801 --> 00:15:41,664
"JOHN-SON."

630
00:15:41,664 --> 00:15:43,390
[laughter]

631
00:15:43,390 --> 00:15:45,565
[growls]

632
00:15:45,565 --> 00:15:47,947
>> TERESA JOHNSON, EVERYBODY.

633
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,501
OKAY, WE HAVE TWO-TIME ACADEMY

634
00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:52,158
AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS

635
00:15:52,158 --> 00:15:55,230
DAME MAGGIE SMITH IS WITH US.

636
00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:56,645
HOW ARE YOU, MY DEAR?

637
00:15:56,645 --> 00:15:58,026
>> WELL, PAST A CERTAIN AGE,

638
00:15:58,026 --> 00:15:59,613
ONE JUST FEELS FORTUNATE TO SEE

639
00:15:59,613 --> 00:16:01,374
THE SUN RISE ANOTHER DAY.

640
00:16:01,374 --> 00:16:02,616
>> [laughing] YES.

641
00:16:02,616 --> 00:16:04,687
YES, MAGGIE SMITH.

642
00:16:04,687 --> 00:16:06,275
>> FOR NOW, LET'S JUST KEEP IT

643
00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:08,415
MR. CHARLES AND DAME SMITH,

644
00:16:08,415 --> 00:16:09,485
SHALL WE?

645
00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:10,383
>> YES, MA'AM.

646
00:16:10,383 --> 00:16:11,246
>> THANK YOU.

647
00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:13,041
>> NOW, EVERYONE'S FAVORITE

648
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:15,664
PINK LADY, NICKI MINAJ IS HERE.

649
00:16:15,664 --> 00:16:18,046
>> O.M.G., HI, RU.

650
00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:18,978
>> HAVE YOU HEARD FROM MARIAH

651
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:19,771
AT ALL?

652
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:20,496
[laughter]

653
00:16:20,496 --> 00:16:23,223
>> N-NO.

654
00:16:23,223 --> 00:16:24,949
>> ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU READY TO

655
00:16:24,949 --> 00:16:26,847
PLAY THE SNATCH GAME?

656
00:16:26,847 --> 00:16:27,848
[cheers and applause]

657
00:16:27,848 --> 00:16:28,918
>> OH, [bleep].

658
00:16:28,918 --> 00:16:30,472
IT'S THE SNATCH GAME.

659
00:16:30,472 --> 00:16:32,612
[screams]

660
00:16:32,612 --> 00:16:33,785
>> COMING UP...

661
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:34,752
>> I'M SWEATING LIKE TWO RATS

662
00:16:34,752 --> 00:16:35,856
HUMPIN' IN A WOOL SOCK RIGHT

663
00:16:35,856 --> 00:16:36,581
NOW.

664
00:16:36,581 --> 00:16:37,306
[laughter]

665
00:16:37,306 --> 00:16:38,790
>> NOT A MATCH, YOUR HONOR.

666
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:39,999
>> BALONEY!

667
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,000
>> THAT'S REALLY RUDE.

668
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,003
>> I'M TALKING!

669
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:44,658
[engine revs]

670
00:16:44,658 --> 00:16:45,866
[engine revs]
>> [laughing]

671
00:16:45,866 --> 00:16:48,697
>> [laughing]

672
00:16:48,697 --> 00:16:50,112
>> [laughing]

673
00:16:50,112 --> 00:16:50,837
[jazzy music]

674
00:16:50,837 --> 00:16:53,046
WELCOME BACK TO SNATCH GAME!

675
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,323
[cheers and applause]

676
00:16:54,323 --> 00:16:55,186
NOW, HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS,

677
00:16:55,186 --> 00:16:55,876
LADIES.

678
00:16:55,876 --> 00:16:57,016
I ASK A QUESTION.

679
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,879
OUR CELEBRITY CONTESTANTS FILL

680
00:16:58,879 --> 00:17:00,743
IN THE BLANKS, AND YOU GIVE AN

681
00:17:00,743 --> 00:17:02,193
ANSWER THAT YOU THINK WILL

682
00:17:02,193 --> 00:17:03,263
MATCH.

683
00:17:03,263 --> 00:17:04,885
FIRST UP, HEATHER MCDONALD.

684
00:17:04,885 --> 00:17:07,612
"CHER IS COMPLETELY ADDICTED

685
00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:08,820
TO SOCIAL MEDIA.

686
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,064
EVEN HER 'BLANK' HAS A TWITTER

687
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,031
ACCOUNT."

688
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,033
>> I SAID EVEN HER WIG HAS

689
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,310
A TWITTER ACCOUNT.

690
00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:16,725
>> LET'S GO TO THE STARS AND

691
00:17:16,725 --> 00:17:18,485
FIND OUT WHAT THEY WROTE DOWN.

692
00:17:18,485 --> 00:17:19,452
JUDGE JUDY?

693
00:17:19,452 --> 00:17:20,522
>> HER OLD NOSE.

694
00:17:20,522 --> 00:17:22,627
>> NOT A MATCH, UNFORTUNATELY,

695
00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:23,525
BUT--

696
00:17:23,525 --> 00:17:24,284
>> SHE--IT HAS BEEN, LIKE,

697
00:17:24,284 --> 00:17:25,044
THREE OR FOUR.

698
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:25,803
>> YEAH, SHE'S BEEN TOUCHED

699
00:17:25,803 --> 00:17:26,838
BY AN ANGEL.

700
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:27,494
>> YEAH.

701
00:17:27,494 --> 00:17:28,426
>> AND SHE LOOKS GREAT.

702
00:17:28,426 --> 00:17:29,634
>> I AGREE, AND YOU KNOW, I

703
00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:32,223
AGREE, AND SO DOES OFFICER BYRD.

704
00:17:32,223 --> 00:17:33,224
[laughter]

705
00:17:33,224 --> 00:17:33,983
[imitating Byrd] "OF COURSE,

706
00:17:33,983 --> 00:17:34,950
JUDGE JUDY."

707
00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:36,710
>> NOT A MATCH, YOUR HONOR.

708
00:17:36,710 --> 00:17:38,022
>> BALONEY!

709
00:17:38,022 --> 00:17:38,919
BALONEY, SIR!

710
00:17:38,919 --> 00:17:40,266
>> I'M READY FOR A FRIED BALONEY

711
00:17:40,266 --> 00:17:41,577
SANDWICH MYSELF.

712
00:17:41,577 --> 00:17:42,578
[laughter, applause]

713
00:17:42,578 --> 00:17:44,615
>> LET'S MOVE ON DOWN TO ANNA

714
00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:45,305
NICOLE SMITH.

715
00:17:45,305 --> 00:17:47,825
>> I SEE THAT HER HAIR CHANGES

716
00:17:47,825 --> 00:17:49,102
ALL THE TIME.

717
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:49,792
>> YES, IT DOES.

718
00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:51,898
>> AND IT HAS, LIKE, A MIND OF

719
00:17:51,898 --> 00:17:52,726
IT'S OWN.

720
00:17:52,726 --> 00:17:53,520
>> YES, IT DOES.

721
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,764
>> SO I PUT "HAIR," AND I THINK

722
00:17:55,764 --> 00:17:57,214
I WON SOMETHING.

723
00:17:57,214 --> 00:17:59,354
>> [laughing] YES, YOU DID.

724
00:17:59,354 --> 00:18:00,527
THAT'S A MATCH.

725
00:18:00,527 --> 00:18:02,253
>> YES, YES.

726
00:18:02,253 --> 00:18:03,392
>> WHAT DO I WIN?

727
00:18:03,392 --> 00:18:04,186
>> WELL, WE'LL TELL YOU IN A

728
00:18:04,186 --> 00:18:05,532
MINUTE, ANNA NICOLE.

729
00:18:05,532 --> 00:18:06,395
>> OKAY.

730
00:18:06,395 --> 00:18:07,810
>> LET'S MOVE ON DOWN TO RACHEL

731
00:18:07,810 --> 00:18:08,535
ZOE.

732
00:18:08,535 --> 00:18:11,020
>> I WROTE "SHOES" BECAUSE SHOES

733
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,263
ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT

734
00:18:12,263 --> 00:18:14,645
ACCESSORY TO A WOMEN'S OUTFIT.

735
00:18:14,645 --> 00:18:16,025
AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE ME,

736
00:18:16,025 --> 00:18:17,510
RACHEL ZOE, TO GET YOUR SHOES

737
00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:18,269
STYLED.

738
00:18:18,269 --> 00:18:18,959
>> UH, RU...

739
00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:19,615
>> YES?

740
00:18:19,615 --> 00:18:20,375
>> IS THIS GIRL OVER THERE A

741
00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:21,134
ROBOT?

742
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,342
WHY DOES SHE SOUND LIKE THAT?

743
00:18:22,342 --> 00:18:23,274
IS SOMEBODY PUSHING A BUTTON?

744
00:18:23,274 --> 00:18:24,758
>> I'M ACTUALLY OVERWORKED--

745
00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:26,484
>> I'M TALKING! I'M TALKING!

746
00:18:26,484 --> 00:18:27,347
>> AND I THINK THAT'S REALLY

747
00:18:27,347 --> 00:18:28,037
RUDE.

748
00:18:28,037 --> 00:18:28,935
>> IS THAT REALLY HOW RACHEL

749
00:18:28,935 --> 00:18:30,557
ZOE TALKS?

750
00:18:30,557 --> 00:18:31,248
NO?

751
00:18:31,248 --> 00:18:33,181
HMM.

752
00:18:33,181 --> 00:18:34,630
THAT'S UNFORTUNATE.

753
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,529
>> ALL RIGHT, DAME MAGGIE SMITH.

754
00:18:36,529 --> 00:18:38,013
CHER, COMPLETELY ADDICTED TO

755
00:18:38,013 --> 00:18:39,014
SOCIAL MEDIA.

756
00:18:39,014 --> 00:18:40,809
EVEN HER "BLANK" HAS A TWITTER

757
00:18:40,809 --> 00:18:41,465
ACCOUNT.

758
00:18:41,465 --> 00:18:42,776
>> WELL, "RUPLE"--

759
00:18:42,776 --> 00:18:43,467
"RUPLE," IS IT?

760
00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:44,468
>> YES, ABSOLUTELY.

761
00:18:44,468 --> 00:18:47,126
>> RUPLE, I UNDERSTOOD VIRTUALLY

762
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,610
NONE OF THE WORDS THAT LEFT YOUR

763
00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:49,887
LIPS MOMENTS AGO.

764
00:18:49,887 --> 00:18:51,682
BUT I DID HEAR THE TERM

765
00:18:51,682 --> 00:18:52,959
"TWITTER," AND I ASSUMED THAT

766
00:18:52,959 --> 00:18:54,581
IT'S SOME SORT OF A SONGBIRD.

767
00:18:54,581 --> 00:18:55,927
>> VERY CLOSE.

768
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,101
NOT A MATCH.

769
00:18:57,101 --> 00:18:58,378
>> AM I TO UNDERSTAND THAT

770
00:18:58,378 --> 00:18:59,759
ONE YANKS ONE'S TELEPHONE RIGHT

771
00:18:59,759 --> 00:19:00,829
OUT OF THE WALL AND CARRIES IT

772
00:19:00,829 --> 00:19:02,279
WITH THEM?

773
00:19:02,279 --> 00:19:03,107
>> YES.

774
00:19:03,107 --> 00:19:04,281
>> RU, CAN YOU GET PEOPLE THAT

775
00:19:04,281 --> 00:19:06,041
SPEAK NORMAL ENGLISH NEXT TIME

776
00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:06,938
FOR THE SHOW?

777
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,216
>> EXCUSE ME, WE ORIGINATED

778
00:19:08,216 --> 00:19:09,734
THE LANGUAGE.

779
00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:10,735
>> OH, OKAY.

780
00:19:10,735 --> 00:19:12,634
[laughter, applause]

781
00:19:12,634 --> 00:19:13,773
>> ALL RIGHT, UP NEXT, GILLIAN

782
00:19:13,773 --> 00:19:14,498
JACOBS.

783
00:19:14,498 --> 00:19:16,638
"THE CITY OF SAN FRANCISCO

784
00:19:16,638 --> 00:19:20,297
IS SO GAY, INSTEAD OF HORSES,

785
00:19:20,297 --> 00:19:22,368
THEIR MOUNTED POLICE RIDE

786
00:19:22,368 --> 00:19:23,369
'BLANK.'"

787
00:19:23,369 --> 00:19:24,646
>> I SAID "BEARS."

788
00:19:24,646 --> 00:19:25,854
>> WHY NOT RIDE A BEAR?

789
00:19:25,854 --> 00:19:27,269
>> I KNOW YOU LIKE A BEAR.

790
00:19:27,269 --> 00:19:28,167
>> I LOVE A BEAR!

791
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:28,822
>> [laughs]

792
00:19:28,822 --> 00:19:30,030
>> I'M SWEATING LIKE TWO RATS

793
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:31,377
HUMPIN' IN A WOOL SOCK RIGHT

794
00:19:31,377 --> 00:19:32,067
NOW.

795
00:19:32,067 --> 00:19:32,723
>> OH, DEAR.

796
00:19:32,723 --> 00:19:33,379
>> OH, MY.

797
00:19:33,379 --> 00:19:34,173
>> LET'S SEE IF YOU GOT ANY

798
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,588
MATCHES WITH OUR STARS.

799
00:19:35,588 --> 00:19:36,796
JULIA CHILD.

800
00:19:36,796 --> 00:19:38,142
>> I HAD ALWAYS HEARD THAT

801
00:19:38,142 --> 00:19:40,627
SAN FRANCISCO WAS--THERE WAS

802
00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:43,182
A SAUSAGE FEST ALL YEAR ROUND.

803
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:43,837
>> YEAR-ROUND.

804
00:19:43,837 --> 00:19:44,942
>> AND SO THEY MUST HAVE ALL

805
00:19:44,942 --> 00:19:46,564
THESE TRUCKS TO DELIVER THESE

806
00:19:46,564 --> 00:19:47,393
SAUSAGES.

807
00:19:47,393 --> 00:19:48,117
>> SURE, THEY MUST, YES.

808
00:19:48,117 --> 00:19:50,465
>> SO I'D SAY SAUSAGE TRUCKS.

809
00:19:50,465 --> 00:19:54,123
[audience ohhs]

810
00:19:54,123 --> 00:19:57,851
>> MILK AIN'T NO MERYL STREEP.

811
00:19:57,851 --> 00:19:58,921
>> ALL RIGHT, KIM KARDASHIAN.

812
00:19:58,921 --> 00:20:00,682
"SAN FRANCISCO IS SO GAY,

813
00:20:00,682 --> 00:20:01,890
INSTEAD OF HORSES, THE MOUNTED

814
00:20:01,890 --> 00:20:02,787
POLICE RIDE--"

815
00:20:02,787 --> 00:20:03,512
>> WELL, LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, YOU

816
00:20:03,512 --> 00:20:05,963
NEVER PUT A TATTOO ON A BENTLEY.

817
00:20:05,963 --> 00:20:06,757
AND I HOPE THAT I...

818
00:20:06,757 --> 00:20:07,413
>> A BENTLEY.

819
00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:08,310
>> SPELLED IT RIGHT.

820
00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:10,209
>> YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T.

821
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,348
>> BEAUTY FADES.

822
00:20:11,348 --> 00:20:12,866
DUMB IS FOREVER!

823
00:20:12,866 --> 00:20:13,971
[laughter]

824
00:20:13,971 --> 00:20:15,214
>> UP NEXT, WE'VE GOT TERESA

825
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,180
FROM THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF

826
00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:17,526
NEW JERSEY.

827
00:20:17,526 --> 00:20:18,355
WHAT DO THEY RIDE?

828
00:20:18,355 --> 00:20:20,046
>> PROSTITUTION WHORESES.

829
00:20:20,046 --> 00:20:21,806
>> PROSTITUTION WHORESES.

830
00:20:21,806 --> 00:20:24,395
UNFORTUNATELY, NOT A MATCH.

831
00:20:24,395 --> 00:20:25,914
>> CAN I HAVE A PINOT GRIGIO?

832
00:20:25,914 --> 00:20:27,950
>> PINOT GRIGIO COMING RIGHT UP.

833
00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:28,986
ALL RIGHT, NICKI MINAJ, OH, MY

834
00:20:28,986 --> 00:20:30,021
GOODNESS.

835
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:30,815
YOU'VE GOT A HAIRSTYLE CHANGE.

836
00:20:30,815 --> 00:20:31,920
>> YES.

837
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:32,714
>> LOVE IT. THAT'S GORGEOUS.

838
00:20:32,714 --> 00:20:33,818
>> OH, MY GOD, I DIDN'T GET A

839
00:20:33,818 --> 00:20:34,957
CHANCE TO WRITE ANYTHING DOWN

840
00:20:34,957 --> 00:20:35,751
'CAUSE I WAS TRYING TO CHANGE

841
00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:36,580
MY WIG.

842
00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:37,305
[audience ohhs]

843
00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:38,375
>> OH, OKAY.

844
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:39,617
>> WIG CHANGES.

845
00:20:39,617 --> 00:20:40,549
HOW ORIGINAL.

846
00:20:40,549 --> 00:20:41,550
CHAD MICHAELS.

847
00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:42,586
HOW MANY YEARS AGO?

848
00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:43,242
>> YOU DIDN'T WRITE DOWN

849
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,035
ANYTHING.

850
00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:44,967
>> NO.

851
00:20:44,967 --> 00:20:45,623
>> PERHAPS SHE NEEDS ANOTHER

852
00:20:45,623 --> 00:20:46,762
POT OF INK TO REPLENISH HER

853
00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:47,418
QUILL.

854
00:20:47,418 --> 00:20:49,075
[laughter]

855
00:20:49,075 --> 00:20:50,145
[applause]

856
00:20:50,145 --> 00:20:51,698
>> ALL RIGHT, HEATHER.

857
00:20:51,698 --> 00:20:53,942
"THAT CHELSEA HANDLER IS SO

858
00:20:53,942 --> 00:20:54,632
WRONG.

859
00:20:54,632 --> 00:20:56,634
SHE'S LAUNCHING A NEW VODKA.

860
00:20:56,634 --> 00:20:59,361
IT'S FLAVORED WITH 'BLANK.'"

861
00:20:59,361 --> 00:21:00,155
>> XANAX.

862
00:21:00,155 --> 00:21:01,570
>> XANAX!

863
00:21:01,570 --> 00:21:03,434
WHAT A GREAT IDEA!

864
00:21:03,434 --> 00:21:04,573
OKAY, LET'S GO ON OVER TO

865
00:21:04,573 --> 00:21:06,126
ANNA NICOLE SMITH TO SEE IF SHE

866
00:21:06,126 --> 00:21:07,404
MATCHED YOU.

867
00:21:07,404 --> 00:21:08,715
>> WELL, I'M NOT REALLY A

868
00:21:08,715 --> 00:21:09,647
DRINKER.

869
00:21:09,647 --> 00:21:10,579
>> RIGHT.

870
00:21:10,579 --> 00:21:13,272
>> BUT I'VE TASTED VODKA A

871
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,412
COUPLE OF TIMES IN MY LIFE,

872
00:21:15,412 --> 00:21:17,828
AND I LIKE IT BY ITSELF.

873
00:21:17,828 --> 00:21:18,829
>> [laughing] UH-HUH.

874
00:21:18,829 --> 00:21:20,934
>> SO I JUST PUT "VODCAH."

875
00:21:20,934 --> 00:21:22,626
>> UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S NOT A

876
00:21:22,626 --> 00:21:24,386
MATCH, BUT IT'S A GOOD ANSWER,

877
00:21:24,386 --> 00:21:25,353
ANNA NICOLE.

878
00:21:25,353 --> 00:21:26,492
>> KIMMIE!

879
00:21:26,492 --> 00:21:28,770
[laughter, applause]

880
00:21:28,770 --> 00:21:29,805
>> FRAN DRESCHER.

881
00:21:29,805 --> 00:21:30,910
CHELSEA HANDLER'S LAUNCHING A

882
00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:33,602
NEW VODKA FLAVORED WITH--

883
00:21:33,602 --> 00:21:34,810
>> I SAID "ALCOHOL."

884
00:21:34,810 --> 00:21:36,674
[laughs nasally]

885
00:21:36,674 --> 00:21:37,744
>> I KNOW I CAN DO A BETTER

886
00:21:37,744 --> 00:21:39,056
FRAN DRESCHER THAN COURTNEY.

887
00:21:39,056 --> 00:21:39,988
[imitating Drescher] "OH,

888
00:21:39,988 --> 00:21:41,300
MR. SHEFFIELD."

889
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,682
[laughs nasally]

890
00:21:44,682 --> 00:21:46,097
>> LET'S MOVE ON TO KIM

891
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:46,926
KARDASHIAN.

892
00:21:46,926 --> 00:21:48,307
NEW VODKA.

893
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,136
FAVORED WITH "BLANK."

894
00:21:50,136 --> 00:21:50,930
>> I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH

895
00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:52,311
"BIG BLACK [bleep]."

896
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,139
[dramatic drumbeat]

897
00:21:53,139 --> 00:21:54,968
[audience oohs]

898
00:21:54,968 --> 00:21:55,762
>> KARDASHIAN, YOU WANT TO DATE

899
00:21:55,762 --> 00:21:56,418
HIM?

900
00:21:56,418 --> 00:21:57,557
>> YES, DEAR--

901
00:21:57,557 --> 00:21:58,558
OH!

902
00:21:58,558 --> 00:21:59,870
>> SHE'S A REAL KEEPER.

903
00:21:59,870 --> 00:22:01,803
AS IN "KEEP 'ER IN A CAGE."

904
00:22:01,803 --> 00:22:02,631
[laughter]

905
00:22:02,631 --> 00:22:03,977
>> ALL RIGHT, TERESA.

906
00:22:03,977 --> 00:22:05,324
IT'S FLAVORED WITH "BLANK."

907
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,290
>> "CUMM-IN."

908
00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:07,912
>> OH, OH, YOU MEAN "CUE-MIN."

909
00:22:07,912 --> 00:22:09,293
>> "CUMM-IN."

910
00:22:09,293 --> 00:22:10,398
>> Y-YEAH, IT'S PRONOUNCED

911
00:22:10,398 --> 00:22:12,641
"CUE-MIN."

912
00:22:12,641 --> 00:22:13,332
>> "CUMM-IN."

913
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,160
>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

914
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,886
LET'S MOVE ON DOWN TO DAME

915
00:22:15,886 --> 00:22:16,783
MAGGIE SMITH.

916
00:22:16,783 --> 00:22:18,682
>> WELL, I'M UNFAMILIAR WITH THE

917
00:22:18,682 --> 00:22:20,097
WORK OF LADY HANDLER.

918
00:22:20,097 --> 00:22:22,237
HOWEVER, I DID THINK THAT IT

919
00:22:22,237 --> 00:22:24,170
WOULD BE RATHER AMUSING IF THERE

920
00:22:24,170 --> 00:22:25,654
WERE A LIBATION FLAVORED WITH

921
00:22:25,654 --> 00:22:26,586
CITRUS.

922
00:22:26,586 --> 00:22:27,346
[chortles]

923
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,486
[laughter]

924
00:22:29,486 --> 00:22:30,970
CAN YOU IMAGINE SUCH A THING?

925
00:22:30,970 --> 00:22:33,248
[giggles]

926
00:22:33,248 --> 00:22:34,491
>> THAT IS REALLY NEW-FANGLED.

927
00:22:34,491 --> 00:22:36,838
I CAN'T IMAGINE SUCH A THING.

928
00:22:36,838 --> 00:22:37,494
>> YES.

929
00:22:37,494 --> 00:22:39,358
[laughter, applause]

930
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,497
>> OH, I'M SORRY.

931
00:22:40,497 --> 00:22:42,878
TIME IS UP, WHICH MEANS

932
00:22:42,878 --> 00:22:44,017
OUR WINNER IS...

933
00:22:44,017 --> 00:22:45,364
[drumroll]

934
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,089
WHO CARES?

935
00:22:47,089 --> 00:22:47,952
[laughter, applause]

936
00:22:47,952 --> 00:22:49,678
THIS IS RUPAUL, REMINDING YOU

937
00:22:49,678 --> 00:22:51,508
TO SPAY AND NEUTER YOUR FRIENDS

938
00:22:51,508 --> 00:22:52,716
AND NEIGHBORS.

939
00:22:52,716 --> 00:22:53,820
THANKS FOR WATCHING.

940
00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:54,511
SAY GOOD-BYE, STARS.

941
00:22:54,511 --> 00:22:56,167
>> all: BYE!

942
00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:56,961
>> Y'ALL COME BACK NOW,

943
00:22:56,961 --> 00:22:59,170
YA HEAR?

944
00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:00,275
>> COMING UP...

945
00:23:00,275 --> 00:23:02,035
SHE WAS REALLY CHANNELING HER.

946
00:23:02,035 --> 00:23:02,726
>> YES.

947
00:23:02,726 --> 00:23:03,968
>> IT WAS A PERFECT CHOICE FOR

948
00:23:03,968 --> 00:23:04,728
HER.

949
00:23:04,728 --> 00:23:06,143
>> IT'S THE TIGHTEST SNATCH

950
00:23:06,143 --> 00:23:07,455
GAME IN HISTORY.

951
00:23:07,455 --> 00:23:10,181
GAME IN HISTORY.
[laughter]

952
00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:13,081
[laughter]

953
00:23:13,081 --> 00:23:14,393
>> [laughing]

954
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,635
[dramatic dance music]

955
00:23:15,635 --> 00:23:17,085
>> MEOW.

956
00:23:17,085 --> 00:23:18,535
>> TONIGHT'S RUNWAY THEME IS

957
00:23:18,535 --> 00:23:20,571
"NIGHT OF A THOUSAND RUS."

958
00:23:20,571 --> 00:23:22,297
WE HAVE TO DRESS UP AS RUPAUL,

959
00:23:22,297 --> 00:23:23,678
WHICH IS EXCITING.

960
00:23:23,678 --> 00:23:24,541
BUT RUPAUL'S GONNA BE IN THE

961
00:23:24,541 --> 00:23:27,060
ROOM, SO--

962
00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:28,407
>> AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT'S,

963
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,856
LIKE, HAVING A PROBLEM WITH,

964
00:23:29,856 --> 00:23:31,064
LIKE, MY BODY?

965
00:23:31,064 --> 00:23:32,307
MY FRIENDS AND I KID AROUND

966
00:23:32,307 --> 00:23:33,688
ABOUT--LIKE, WE CALL IT "HOG

967
00:23:33,688 --> 00:23:34,413
BODY."

968
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,310
JUST, LIKE, WE'RE REALLY THICK

969
00:23:35,310 --> 00:23:36,242
IN THE MIDSECTION.

970
00:23:36,242 --> 00:23:37,485
>> DO YOU FEEL OVERWEIGHT?

971
00:23:37,485 --> 00:23:38,175
>> I JUST FEEL LIKE I HAVE A

972
00:23:38,175 --> 00:23:39,383
WEIRD-PROPORTIONED BODY.

973
00:23:39,383 --> 00:23:40,729
>> WELL, MAYBE YOU DO.

974
00:23:40,729 --> 00:23:42,006
AND SO WHAT?

975
00:23:42,006 --> 00:23:43,042
>> YEAH.

976
00:23:43,042 --> 00:23:44,699
>> I HAVE LOTS TO SAY ABOUT

977
00:23:44,699 --> 00:23:46,425
WEIGHT.

978
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,599
I WAS VERY HEAVY ALL THROUGH

979
00:23:48,599 --> 00:23:51,291
MIDDLE SCHOOL, AND I WAS TEASED

980
00:23:51,291 --> 00:23:53,259
MERCILESSLY ABOUT IT,

981
00:23:53,259 --> 00:23:56,538
FOR BEING GAY AND BEING FAT.

982
00:23:56,538 --> 00:23:58,160
IT AFFECTED MY SELF-CONFIDENCE

983
00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,299
SO PROFOUNDLY.

984
00:23:59,299 --> 00:24:02,026
I JUST FELT COMPLETELY UNLOVABLE

985
00:24:02,026 --> 00:24:03,372
FOR SO MANY YEARS BECAUSE OF

986
00:24:03,372 --> 00:24:04,443
THAT.

987
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,305
[tender music]

988
00:24:05,305 --> 00:24:06,859
MY MOM, SHE'D BEEN SORT OF

989
00:24:06,859 --> 00:24:08,516
THE BIG PROPONENT OF ME BEING

990
00:24:08,516 --> 00:24:11,311
MYSELF AND THAT I WAS BEAUTIFUL.

991
00:24:11,311 --> 00:24:13,244
AND THEN, WHEN I WAS 13, MY

992
00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:14,660
MOM DIED.

993
00:24:14,660 --> 00:24:15,902
I JUST...

994
00:24:19,872 --> 00:24:23,116
[chuckles]

995
00:24:23,116 --> 00:24:24,497
THAT REALLY THREW ME INTO A

996
00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:25,878
TAILSPIN.

997
00:24:25,878 --> 00:24:27,362
I DIDN'T HAVE THAT VOICE SAYING

998
00:24:27,362 --> 00:24:29,191
THAT WHO I WAS WAS OKAY ANYMORE.

999
00:24:29,191 --> 00:24:30,365
I JUST HAD A LOT OF VOICES AT

1000
00:24:30,365 --> 00:24:32,056
SCHOOL SAYING THAT EVERYTHING

1001
00:24:32,056 --> 00:24:33,368
ABOUT ME WAS WRONG.

1002
00:24:33,368 --> 00:24:36,475
TOO FAT, TOO GAY, TOO WEIRD.

1003
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:37,786
SOMETHING I NEVER EXPECTED TO

1004
00:24:37,786 --> 00:24:40,306
HAPPEN WAS THAT I LEARNED A LOT

1005
00:24:40,306 --> 00:24:42,170
FROM MY DRAG CHARACTER THAT I

1006
00:24:42,170 --> 00:24:43,551
COULD BRING TO MY BOY SELF.

1007
00:24:43,551 --> 00:24:44,586
>> RIGHT.

1008
00:24:44,586 --> 00:24:45,932
>> I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ANYTHING

1009
00:24:45,932 --> 00:24:47,416
THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME IN THOSE

1010
00:24:47,416 --> 00:24:50,212
YEARS, BUT I HAVE LEARNED TO

1011
00:24:50,212 --> 00:24:52,698
USE THE HARDSHIP TO GET

1012
00:24:52,698 --> 00:24:55,079
STRONGER.

1013
00:24:55,079 --> 00:24:55,942
>> ADORE.

1014
00:24:55,942 --> 00:24:56,943
>> YES, BABY?

1015
00:24:56,943 --> 00:24:58,151
>> IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET

1016
00:24:58,151 --> 00:24:59,118
YELLED AT BY MICHELLE--'CAUSE

1017
00:24:59,118 --> 00:25:00,119
DIDN'T SHE TELL YOU LAST TIME

1018
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:00,809
THAT YOU NEEDED TO BE CINCHED?

1019
00:25:00,809 --> 00:25:01,879
>> YEAH.

1020
00:25:01,879 --> 00:25:02,915
>> I--AND DON'T TELL ANYBODY

1021
00:25:02,915 --> 00:25:04,848
THAT I'M BEING KIND--BUT I HAVE

1022
00:25:04,848 --> 00:25:06,021
ANOTHER CINCHER, IF YOU WANT ME

1023
00:25:06,021 --> 00:25:06,677
TO LACE YOU IN IT.

1024
00:25:06,677 --> 00:25:07,954
>> I'M DOWN.

1025
00:25:07,954 --> 00:25:08,714
>> OKAY, WE'LL DO IT.

1026
00:25:08,714 --> 00:25:09,577
>> I'M REALLY GRATEFUL FOR

1027
00:25:09,577 --> 00:25:10,888
BIANCA'S MOTHERLY KIND OF

1028
00:25:10,888 --> 00:25:11,924
INSTINCT.

1029
00:25:11,924 --> 00:25:13,512
SHE'S KINDA MY STEP-MOM RIGHT

1030
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,134
NOW.

1031
00:25:15,134 --> 00:25:17,481
I'M A FOSTER CHILD.

1032
00:25:17,481 --> 00:25:18,482
[techno music]

1033
00:25:20,277 --> 00:25:21,278
[RuPaul's Cover Girl]

1034
00:25:28,147 --> 00:25:30,908
>> [laughing]

1035
00:25:33,601 --> 00:25:35,154
COVER GIRL

1036
00:25:35,154 --> 00:25:37,536
PUT THE BASS IN YOUR WALK

1037
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:38,640
HEAD TO TOE

1038
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:42,195
LET YOUR WHOLE BODY TALK

1039
00:25:42,195 --> 00:25:42,886
AND WHAT?

1040
00:25:42,886 --> 00:25:44,888
[applause]

1041
00:25:44,888 --> 00:25:46,372
WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE

1042
00:25:46,372 --> 00:25:47,891
OF RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

1043
00:25:47,891 --> 00:25:50,065
MICHELLE VISAGE, YOU'VE NEVER

1044
00:25:50,065 --> 00:25:50,894
LOOKED SO BEAUTIFUL.

1045
00:25:50,894 --> 00:25:52,861
[laughter]

1046
00:25:52,861 --> 00:25:55,588
SANTINO RICE, IF YOU LOOKED ANY

1047
00:25:55,588 --> 00:25:59,661
BETTER, I'D HAVE TO BLANK YOU.

1048
00:25:59,661 --> 00:26:01,836
FUNNY LADY HEATHER MCDONALD,

1049
00:26:01,836 --> 00:26:03,182
DID MY QUEENS SNATCH YOUR

1050
00:26:03,182 --> 00:26:04,045
ATTENTION?

1051
00:26:04,045 --> 00:26:05,909
>> YES, AND YOU LOOK STUNNING.

1052
00:26:05,909 --> 00:26:06,772
>> THANK YOU.

1053
00:26:06,772 --> 00:26:10,051
AND SUPER FAN GILLIAN JACOBS.

1054
00:26:10,051 --> 00:26:11,224
>> I'M GAGGING ON YOUR

1055
00:26:11,224 --> 00:26:12,053
ELEGANZA.

1056
00:26:12,053 --> 00:26:14,020
[laughter]

1057
00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:15,746
THIS WEEK, MY QUEENS WERE

1058
00:26:15,746 --> 00:26:17,299
CHALLENGED TO SERVE UP THEIR

1059
00:26:17,299 --> 00:26:18,818
FIERCEST CELEBRITY

1060
00:26:18,818 --> 00:26:20,958
IMPERSONATIONS, AND TONIGHT,

1061
00:26:20,958 --> 00:26:22,960
THE CATEGORY IS...

1062
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,341
ME.

1063
00:26:24,341 --> 00:26:26,239
GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.

1064
00:26:26,239 --> 00:26:29,070
AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

1065
00:26:29,070 --> 00:26:30,381
>> NOW, SISSY THAT WALK

1066
00:26:30,381 --> 00:26:31,141
[RuPaul's Sissy That Walk]

1067
00:26:31,141 --> 00:26:33,074
>> FIRST UP, JOSLYN FOX.

1068
00:26:33,074 --> 00:26:35,041
YES, MAMA.

1069
00:26:35,041 --> 00:26:36,249
>> SERVING SLIT.

1070
00:26:36,249 --> 00:26:37,561
>> GIRL, WHY IT GOTTA BE BLACK?

1071
00:26:37,561 --> 00:26:39,977
>> I AM SERVING EVENING GLAM

1072
00:26:39,977 --> 00:26:40,875
RUPAUL.

1073
00:26:40,875 --> 00:26:43,187
I'M FEELING FABULOUS, FISHY,

1074
00:26:43,187 --> 00:26:44,223
AND FIERCE.

1075
00:26:44,223 --> 00:26:45,569
>> I LIKE THE LITTLE SWIVEL SHE

1076
00:26:45,569 --> 00:26:46,984
DOES WITH HER ARMS.

1077
00:26:46,984 --> 00:26:47,847
>> I THINK, HEATHER, SHE JUST

1078
00:26:47,847 --> 00:26:48,607
PASSED GAS.

1079
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:49,297
>> [laughs]

1080
00:26:49,297 --> 00:26:50,816
>> [snorts]

1081
00:26:50,816 --> 00:26:53,301
>> NEXT UP, GIA GUNN.

1082
00:26:53,301 --> 00:26:54,578
>> BITCH STOLE YOUR LOOK.

1083
00:26:54,578 --> 00:26:55,475
>> THAT'S MY DRESS.

1084
00:26:55,475 --> 00:26:57,029
>> [laughs]

1085
00:26:57,029 --> 00:26:59,756
>> I'M SERVING MY RUPAUL GOWN

1086
00:26:59,756 --> 00:27:02,103
THAT IS VERY ICONIC, AND I'M

1087
00:27:02,103 --> 00:27:02,759
EATING IT UP.

1088
00:27:02,759 --> 00:27:04,208
>> AND THIS IS THE BACK.

1089
00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:04,899
>> MM.

1090
00:27:04,899 --> 00:27:06,452
>> I LOVE A NUDE ILLUSION.

1091
00:27:06,452 --> 00:27:08,488
>> DIP INTO THE WATERS

1092
00:27:08,488 --> 00:27:09,628
OF DARIENNE LAKE.

1093
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:10,421
>> MM.

1094
00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:11,491
>> OH.

1095
00:27:11,491 --> 00:27:12,423
>> ROWR.

1096
00:27:12,423 --> 00:27:13,770
>> THE MASQUERADE BALL.

1097
00:27:13,770 --> 00:27:15,910
>> YES, ALL-STAR.

1098
00:27:15,910 --> 00:27:18,360
>> I'M GIVING RUPAUL MY VERSION

1099
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:20,121
OF HER RUNWAY WALK AS

1100
00:27:20,121 --> 00:27:21,156
"GIRTHA" KITT.

1101
00:27:21,156 --> 00:27:21,950
[purrs]

1102
00:27:21,950 --> 00:27:23,434
>> EYES WIDE SHUT.

1103
00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:24,090
>> YES.

1104
00:27:24,090 --> 00:27:25,574
>> LEGS WIDE OPEN.

1105
00:27:25,574 --> 00:27:27,335
[laughter]

1106
00:27:27,335 --> 00:27:29,475
>> LAGANJA ESTRANJA.

1107
00:27:29,475 --> 00:27:30,614
>> UH-OH.

1108
00:27:30,614 --> 00:27:32,443
>> OOH, WELCOME TO MY

1109
00:27:32,443 --> 00:27:33,686
STRATOSPHERE.

1110
00:27:33,686 --> 00:27:35,343
>> FEMBOTS HAVE FEELINGS TOO.

1111
00:27:35,343 --> 00:27:36,724
[laughter]

1112
00:27:36,724 --> 00:27:39,278
>> I AM SERVING SEASON FOUR

1113
00:27:39,278 --> 00:27:40,900
"START YOUR ENGINES" MAMA RU.

1114
00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:42,315
AND I'M FEELIN' IT, GIRL.

1115
00:27:42,315 --> 00:27:43,765
I'M PLUMMETING THE RUNWAY AND

1116
00:27:43,765 --> 00:27:45,422
DROPPING IT LIKE IT'S HOT.

1117
00:27:45,422 --> 00:27:46,941
>> SUCH A GOOD BODY.

1118
00:27:46,941 --> 00:27:48,667
I WISH HER HAIR WAS FULLER.

1119
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,358
THAT'S THE ONLY THING.

1120
00:27:50,358 --> 00:27:52,084
[laughter]

1121
00:27:52,084 --> 00:27:54,362
>> BIANCA DEL RIO.

1122
00:27:54,362 --> 00:27:55,846
COVER GIRL.

1123
00:27:55,846 --> 00:27:56,916
LOOKING GOOD.

1124
00:27:56,916 --> 00:27:59,574
FEELING GORGEOUS.

1125
00:27:59,574 --> 00:28:01,300
>> I AM SERVING AGE-APPROPRIATE

1126
00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:02,025
RU.

1127
00:28:02,025 --> 00:28:03,612
I'M GIVING RU REALNESS NOW,

1128
00:28:03,612 --> 00:28:05,545
AND I'M FEELING GOOD.

1129
00:28:05,545 --> 00:28:07,202
>> SHE SPARKLES JUST LIKE

1130
00:28:07,202 --> 00:28:08,514
A CABLEACE AWARD.

1131
00:28:08,514 --> 00:28:10,309
[laughter]

1132
00:28:10,309 --> 00:28:13,208
ADORE DELANO.

1133
00:28:13,208 --> 00:28:15,279
GLAMAZON.

1134
00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:17,765
SUPERSTAR.

1135
00:28:17,765 --> 00:28:18,904
>> WHAT I'M DOING IS ADORE

1136
00:28:18,904 --> 00:28:21,044
DELANO INSPIRED BY RUPAUL.

1137
00:28:21,044 --> 00:28:22,839
AND I'M SHOWING MY BRAND-NEW

1138
00:28:22,839 --> 00:28:24,047
CINCHED WAIST.

1139
00:28:24,047 --> 00:28:25,669
I LOOK [bleep] COOL.

1140
00:28:25,669 --> 00:28:27,533
>> SHE'S CINCHED FOR THE GODS.

1141
00:28:27,533 --> 00:28:28,189
>> YES.

1142
00:28:28,189 --> 00:28:29,535
>> WORK THAT BODY.

1143
00:28:29,535 --> 00:28:30,501
WORK THAT BODY.

1144
00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:32,400
[laughter]

1145
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,230
TRINITY K. BONET.

1146
00:28:35,230 --> 00:28:37,785
FOXY LADY,OUT OF SIGHT.

1147
00:28:37,785 --> 00:28:40,857
GET YOUR REBEL ON, GURRL.

1148
00:28:40,857 --> 00:28:42,237
>> I AM SERVING UP ILLUSION OF

1149
00:28:42,237 --> 00:28:44,101
RUPAUL, AND I LOOK ABSOLUTELY

1150
00:28:44,101 --> 00:28:45,137
AMAZING.

1151
00:28:45,137 --> 00:28:46,517
>> BIRDS OF A FEATHER.

1152
00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:47,622
>> DIDN'T KNOW THAT BIRDS CAME

1153
00:28:47,622 --> 00:28:48,312
IN THAT COLOR.

1154
00:28:48,312 --> 00:28:49,935
>> [laughs]

1155
00:28:49,935 --> 00:28:50,798
>> WORK IT, MAMA.

1156
00:28:50,798 --> 00:28:52,731
WORK!

1157
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:55,009
UP NEXT, BEN DE LA CREME.

1158
00:28:55,009 --> 00:28:56,182
WAIT A MINUTE.

1159
00:28:56,182 --> 00:28:57,632
THAT IS MY DRESS!

1160
00:28:57,632 --> 00:28:58,495
[laughter]

1161
00:28:58,495 --> 00:29:00,117
>> I'M GIVING SOME CONTEMPORARY

1162
00:29:00,117 --> 00:29:01,325
RUPAUL.

1163
00:29:01,325 --> 00:29:03,293
I'M WORKING THAT RUNWAY, AND

1164
00:29:03,293 --> 00:29:05,364
I FEEL GREAT IN MY DRESS.

1165
00:29:05,364 --> 00:29:07,193
>> THIS IS LIKE IDENTITY THEFT.

1166
00:29:07,193 --> 00:29:08,401
FIRST SHE STEALS MICHELLE'S

1167
00:29:08,401 --> 00:29:09,161
IDENTITY.

1168
00:29:09,161 --> 00:29:09,886
NOW SHE STEALS MINE.

1169
00:29:09,886 --> 00:29:11,439
YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY

1170
00:29:11,439 --> 00:29:12,095
LAWYERS.

1171
00:29:12,095 --> 00:29:13,544
[laughter]

1172
00:29:13,544 --> 00:29:14,960
THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER.

1173
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:16,375
COURTNEY ACT.

1174
00:29:16,375 --> 00:29:17,134
>> OHH.

1175
00:29:17,134 --> 00:29:17,928
>> OH, MY GOODNESS.

1176
00:29:17,928 --> 00:29:19,240
>> I MEAN, THE LEGS ARE THE BEST

1177
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,897
LEGS I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

1178
00:29:20,897 --> 00:29:21,656
>> OH, WAIT, HOLD UP, NOW.

1179
00:29:21,656 --> 00:29:22,450
WAIT A MINUTE.

1180
00:29:22,450 --> 00:29:25,073
>> BESIDES YOU, BESIDES YOU.

1181
00:29:25,073 --> 00:29:26,523
>> I AM POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT

1182
00:29:26,523 --> 00:29:28,525
OF RUPAUL, AND I CAN HEAR RU'S

1183
00:29:28,525 --> 00:29:30,009
VOICE IN MY HEAD SAYING,

1184
00:29:30,009 --> 00:29:33,012
"SUPERMODEL OF THE WORLD!"

1185
00:29:33,012 --> 00:29:34,151
>> I WORE THIS OUTFIT TO THE

1186
00:29:34,151 --> 00:29:36,015
VH1 FASHION AWARDS.

1187
00:29:36,015 --> 00:29:37,154
>> YES, YOU DID.

1188
00:29:37,154 --> 00:29:38,811
>> BOB MACKIE.

1189
00:29:38,811 --> 00:29:41,676
MILK.

1190
00:29:41,676 --> 00:29:44,679
MILK.
>> OH!

1191
00:29:44,679 --> 00:29:46,819
>> OH!

1192
00:29:46,819 --> 00:29:48,407
>> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!

1193
00:29:48,407 --> 00:29:50,236
IT'S WORKROOM RU.

1194
00:29:50,236 --> 00:29:51,203
NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN THIS ON

1195
00:29:51,203 --> 00:29:52,100
THE RUNWAY.

1196
00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:54,413
I AM WORKING MY ASCOT OFF.

1197
00:29:54,413 --> 00:29:56,070
>> IS THAT A KLEIN EPSTEIN

1198
00:29:56,070 --> 00:29:58,727
PARKER SUIT?

1199
00:29:58,727 --> 00:30:00,695
LADY LOOKS LIKE A DUDE.

1200
00:30:00,695 --> 00:30:01,938
>> NOW, SISSY THAT WALK

1201
00:30:01,938 --> 00:30:03,077
>> COMING UP...

1202
00:30:03,077 --> 00:30:04,699
A LOT COULD BE FORGIVEN IF YOU

1203
00:30:04,699 --> 00:30:05,804
WERE FUNNY, BUT YOU WERE NOT

1204
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,184
FUNNY.

1205
00:30:07,184 --> 00:30:08,737
>> I'M EXTREMELY OFFENDED THAT

1206
00:30:08,737 --> 00:30:10,325
YOU WOULD COME OUT ON THE RUNWAY

1207
00:30:10,325 --> 00:30:13,328
IN PANTS.

1208
00:30:13,328 --> 00:30:14,778
IN PANTS.
>> [laughing]

1209
00:30:14,778 --> 00:30:17,470
>> [laughing]

1210
00:30:17,470 --> 00:30:19,024
>> [laughing]

1211
00:30:19,024 --> 00:30:20,715
>> WELCOME, LADIES.

1212
00:30:20,715 --> 00:30:23,062
I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

1213
00:30:23,062 --> 00:30:24,857
COURTNEY ACT,

1214
00:30:24,857 --> 00:30:26,376
DARIENNE LAKE,

1215
00:30:26,376 --> 00:30:29,172
JOSLYN FOX,

1216
00:30:29,172 --> 00:30:31,830
TRINITY K. BONET,

1217
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,625
YOU'RE SAFE.

1218
00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:37,628
YOU'RE SAFE.
YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE.

1219
00:30:37,628 --> 00:30:39,630
YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE.

1220
00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:41,563
LADIES, IT'S TIME FOR THE

1221
00:30:41,563 --> 00:30:43,911
JUDGES' CRITIQUES.

1222
00:30:43,911 --> 00:30:45,291
LET'S START WITH GIA GUNN.

1223
00:30:45,291 --> 00:30:46,327
>> HI.

1224
00:30:46,327 --> 00:30:47,121
>> LET'S TALK ABOUT THE SNATCH

1225
00:30:47,121 --> 00:30:47,811
GAME.

1226
00:30:47,811 --> 00:30:48,950
THIS IS SEASON SIX.

1227
00:30:48,950 --> 00:30:51,056
YOU DON'T PICK A CELEBRITY WITH

1228
00:30:51,056 --> 00:30:53,403
NOT A BIG PERSONALITY.

1229
00:30:53,403 --> 00:30:54,991
IT WAS FLAT.

1230
00:30:54,991 --> 00:30:55,957
>> WHEN I SPOKE WITH YOU IN THE

1231
00:30:55,957 --> 00:30:57,407
WORKROOM, YOU WERE GONNA DO

1232
00:30:57,407 --> 00:30:58,339
SELENA.

1233
00:30:58,339 --> 00:30:59,685
WHY'D YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND?

1234
00:30:59,685 --> 00:31:02,067
>> BECAUSE SHE IS NOT A COMEDY

1235
00:31:02,067 --> 00:31:02,757
CHARACTER.

1236
00:31:02,757 --> 00:31:04,000
>> BUT THAT JUST DAWNED ON YOU

1237
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,347
IN THE WORKROOM?

1238
00:31:06,347 --> 00:31:07,624
LISTEN, A LOT COULD BE FORGIVEN

1239
00:31:07,624 --> 00:31:09,108
IF YOU WERE FUNNY, BUT YOU WERE

1240
00:31:09,108 --> 00:31:10,799
NOT FUNNY.

1241
00:31:10,799 --> 00:31:13,595
NEXT UP, LAGANJA ESTRANJA.

1242
00:31:13,595 --> 00:31:14,873
>> HI, MAMA RU.

1243
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:15,839
>> RACHEL ZOE.

1244
00:31:15,839 --> 00:31:16,495
YOU WERE PLAYING, LIKE, THE

1245
00:31:16,495 --> 00:31:17,427
CHICKEN LADY FROM KIDS IN THE

1246
00:31:17,427 --> 00:31:18,290
HALL.

1247
00:31:18,290 --> 00:31:19,084
THERE WAS A LOT--OF THIS--

1248
00:31:19,084 --> 00:31:19,774
KIND OF--

1249
00:31:19,774 --> 00:31:20,430
>> I AGREE.

1250
00:31:20,430 --> 00:31:21,396
>> IT DIDN'T WORK.

1251
00:31:21,396 --> 00:31:23,191
>> RACHEL ZOE IS KNOWN FOR SO

1252
00:31:23,191 --> 00:31:24,675
MANY CATCHPHRASES THAT I MIGHT

1253
00:31:24,675 --> 00:31:26,056
WRITE A CHEAT SHEET.

1254
00:31:26,056 --> 00:31:26,850
>> I DID.

1255
00:31:26,850 --> 00:31:27,678
>> YOU DID?

1256
00:31:27,678 --> 00:31:28,507
>> I DEFINITELY GOT IN MY HEAD

1257
00:31:28,507 --> 00:31:29,266
IN THIS ONE.

1258
00:31:29,266 --> 00:31:30,578
I SAW MY SISTERS REALLY

1259
00:31:30,578 --> 00:31:31,924
SUCCEEDING, AND INSTEAD OF

1260
00:31:31,924 --> 00:31:33,098
PUSHING MORE FORWARD, I SUNK

1261
00:31:33,098 --> 00:31:33,892
BACK.

1262
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,031
>> YOU'RE TALENTED, SO IT HURTS

1263
00:31:35,031 --> 00:31:35,894
TO SEE IT.

1264
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:38,379
>> IT HURTS ME TOO.

1265
00:31:38,379 --> 00:31:40,415
>> UP NEXT, BIANCA DEL RIO.

1266
00:31:40,415 --> 00:31:41,451
LOVE THAT DRESS.

1267
00:31:41,451 --> 00:31:43,108
>> YOU CAN BORROW IT.

1268
00:31:43,108 --> 00:31:44,799
>> I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A

1269
00:31:44,799 --> 00:31:46,352
QUEEN TO DO JUDGE JUDY!

1270
00:31:46,352 --> 00:31:47,215
IT WAS BRILLIANT.

1271
00:31:47,215 --> 00:31:48,044
>> WELL, IT DOES HELP THAT I'M

1272
00:31:48,044 --> 00:31:48,872
A JUDGMENTAL BITCH TOO.

1273
00:31:48,872 --> 00:31:49,597
THAT DOES KIND OF HELP.

1274
00:31:49,597 --> 00:31:50,874
[laughter]

1275
00:31:50,874 --> 00:31:51,771
>> YOU WERE ABLE TO INTERACT

1276
00:31:51,771 --> 00:31:53,049
WITH THE OTHER QUEENS.

1277
00:31:53,049 --> 00:31:54,360
IT WAS FABULOUS.

1278
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,086
>> NEXT UP, ADORE DELANO.

1279
00:31:56,086 --> 00:31:57,260
>> THERE IS NOTHING RUPAUL

1280
00:31:57,260 --> 00:31:58,295
ABOUT THAT WIG.

1281
00:31:58,295 --> 00:32:00,919
NOR THE LOOK, QUITE HONESTLY.

1282
00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,127
>> I WAS DOING ADORE INSPIRED

1283
00:32:02,127 --> 00:32:02,851
BY RUPAUL.

1284
00:32:02,851 --> 00:32:04,646
>> YEAH, YOU WERE DOING ADORE.

1285
00:32:04,646 --> 00:32:05,820
AND I THINK THIS LENGTH IS GONNA

1286
00:32:05,820 --> 00:32:07,684
BE A RUNNING THEME FOR YOU.

1287
00:32:07,684 --> 00:32:10,066
BUT I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR

1288
00:32:10,066 --> 00:32:10,756
CINCHING YOUR WAIST.

1289
00:32:10,756 --> 00:32:12,758
IT CHANGES YOUR BODY COMPLETELY.

1290
00:32:12,758 --> 00:32:13,828
YOU NEED TO START DOING THIS

1291
00:32:13,828 --> 00:32:15,105
ALL THE TIME.

1292
00:32:15,105 --> 00:32:16,003
>> I CAN FEEL MY HEART IN MY

1293
00:32:16,003 --> 00:32:17,590
THROAT, AND IT TASTES AMAZING.

1294
00:32:17,590 --> 00:32:18,937
[laughter]

1295
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,283
>> YOUR ANNA NICOLE SMITH,

1296
00:32:20,283 --> 00:32:23,182
GUESS AD '94 REALNESS WAS

1297
00:32:23,182 --> 00:32:24,080
PERFORMANCE ART.

1298
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,151
>> UP NEXT, DE LA.

1299
00:32:26,151 --> 00:32:27,876
>> I LOVE THIS YELLOW LOOK.

1300
00:32:27,876 --> 00:32:29,188
IT'S REALLY WELL DONE.

1301
00:32:29,188 --> 00:32:30,224
>> I DON'T EVEN WATCH DOWNTON

1302
00:32:30,224 --> 00:32:32,053
ABBEY,AND I WAS DYING OVER

1303
00:32:32,053 --> 00:32:32,778
MAGGIE SMITH.

1304
00:32:32,778 --> 00:32:33,986
>> YEAH, LIKE WHEN YOU SAID...

1305
00:32:33,986 --> 00:32:34,711
[British accent] "ORIGINATED

1306
00:32:34,711 --> 00:32:35,470
THE LANGUAGE,"

1307
00:32:35,470 --> 00:32:36,195
THAT WAS, LIKE, ONE OF THE

1308
00:32:36,195 --> 00:32:38,025
FUNNIEST THINGS I HEARD ALL DAY

1309
00:32:38,025 --> 00:32:38,853
YESTERDAY.

1310
00:32:38,853 --> 00:32:39,509
>> [laughs]

1311
00:32:39,509 --> 00:32:40,372
>> AND I THINK I SAID IT ABOUT

1312
00:32:40,372 --> 00:32:42,684
SIX TIMES AFTER I LEFT.

1313
00:32:42,684 --> 00:32:44,134
>> LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, MILK.

1314
00:32:44,134 --> 00:32:46,999
>> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!

1315
00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:47,966
>> PART OF ME, MILK, IS

1316
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,346
EXTREMELY OFFENDED THAT YOU

1317
00:32:49,346 --> 00:32:51,176
WOULD COME OUT ON THE RUNWAY

1318
00:32:51,176 --> 00:32:52,556
IN PANTS.

1319
00:32:52,556 --> 00:32:54,386
PART OF ME THINKS IT'S GENIUS

1320
00:32:54,386 --> 00:32:56,526
BECAUSE IT IS RUPAUL.

1321
00:32:56,526 --> 00:32:57,354
>> WELL, THAT'S SORT OF WHAT I

1322
00:32:57,354 --> 00:32:58,045
LOVE.

1323
00:32:58,045 --> 00:32:59,563
I LOVE GOING FOR THE UNEXPECTED.

1324
00:32:59,563 --> 00:33:01,496
>> BUT THIS DOESN'T SHOCK ME,

1325
00:33:01,496 --> 00:33:02,808
REALLY.

1326
00:33:02,808 --> 00:33:03,878
WHAT WOULD SHOCK ME IS IF YOU

1327
00:33:03,878 --> 00:33:05,190
HAD COME OUT HERE AND DONE

1328
00:33:05,190 --> 00:33:07,123
SOMETHING SO AMAZINGLY GLAM,

1329
00:33:07,123 --> 00:33:08,331
'CAUSE WE REALLY HAVEN'T SEEN

1330
00:33:08,331 --> 00:33:09,228
YOU LIKE THAT.

1331
00:33:09,228 --> 00:33:10,540
>> I COULD GO MORE GLAM, BUT

1332
00:33:10,540 --> 00:33:12,645
IT WOULDN'T BE STAYING TRUE

1333
00:33:12,645 --> 00:33:14,164
TO MY AESTHETIC.

1334
00:33:14,164 --> 00:33:15,096
>> BUT I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU

1335
00:33:15,096 --> 00:33:17,305
AS GLAMAZON.

1336
00:33:17,305 --> 00:33:19,169
>> HONESTLY, SOMETIMES I DO FEEL

1337
00:33:19,169 --> 00:33:20,895
THAT IF I WERE TO PUT ON A

1338
00:33:20,895 --> 00:33:22,241
BEAUTIFUL DRESS LIKE THESE GIRLS

1339
00:33:22,241 --> 00:33:24,002
AND BEAUTIFUL HAIR LIKE THEM,

1340
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,796
I WOULD STAND OUT FOR THE WRONG

1341
00:33:25,796 --> 00:33:28,075
REASONS, AND PEOPLE WOULD JUST

1342
00:33:28,075 --> 00:33:29,490
LAUGH AT ME, AND I WOULDN'T BE

1343
00:33:29,490 --> 00:33:31,388
ABLE TO LAUGH AT MYSELF.

1344
00:33:31,388 --> 00:33:32,148
>> BUT IT'S HARD TO FALL IN

1345
00:33:32,148 --> 00:33:33,804
LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T

1346
00:33:33,804 --> 00:33:34,978
SHOW THAT VULNERABILITY THAT

1347
00:33:34,978 --> 00:33:37,222
YOU'RE AFRAID OF.

1348
00:33:37,222 --> 00:33:38,395
LADIES, THANK YOU.

1349
00:33:38,395 --> 00:33:39,914
WHILE YOU UNWIND IN

1350
00:33:39,914 --> 00:33:41,053
THE UNTUCKED LOUNGE,

1351
00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:42,330
THE JUDGES AND I WILL

1352
00:33:42,330 --> 00:33:43,228
DELIBERATE.

1353
00:33:43,228 --> 00:33:43,987
[engine revs]

1354
00:33:43,987 --> 00:33:45,920
ALL RIGHT, JUST BETWEEN US

1355
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,543
RUPAUL IMPERSONATORS, WHAT DO

1356
00:33:48,543 --> 00:33:49,372
YOU THINK?

1357
00:33:49,372 --> 00:33:50,787
IT'S THE TIGHTEST SNATCH

1358
00:33:50,787 --> 00:33:51,615
GAME IN HISTORY.

1359
00:33:51,615 --> 00:33:53,134
>> I AGREE, AND I SHOULD KNOW

1360
00:33:53,134 --> 00:33:54,239
ABOUT TIGHT SNATCH GAMES.

1361
00:33:54,239 --> 00:33:55,550
>> I DON'T THINK SO, MICHELLE.

1362
00:33:55,550 --> 00:33:57,621
[laughter]

1363
00:33:57,621 --> 00:34:00,279
LET'S START WITH BIANCA DEL RIO.

1364
00:34:00,279 --> 00:34:01,487
>> HER JUDGE JUDY WAS WELL

1365
00:34:01,487 --> 00:34:02,833
RESEARCHED.

1366
00:34:02,833 --> 00:34:04,456
SHE STAYED IN CHARACTER.

1367
00:34:04,456 --> 00:34:06,216
IT WAS A PERFECT CHOICE FOR HER.

1368
00:34:06,216 --> 00:34:07,666
>> BUT I DIDN'T THINK THAT SHE

1369
00:34:07,666 --> 00:34:09,323
WAS THE BEST RU LOOK.

1370
00:34:09,323 --> 00:34:10,496
YOU DIDN'T LOOK AT IT AND GO,

1371
00:34:10,496 --> 00:34:11,635
OH, MY GOD, THAT JUST REMINDS ME

1372
00:34:11,635 --> 00:34:12,533
SO MUCH OF RUPAUL.

1373
00:34:12,533 --> 00:34:14,431
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON TO

1374
00:34:14,431 --> 00:34:16,468
LAGANJA ESTRANJA.

1375
00:34:16,468 --> 00:34:18,056
>> WHAT SHE WAS GIVING IS YOUR

1376
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,954
FEMBOT, YOU KNOW, INTERGALACTIC

1377
00:34:19,954 --> 00:34:20,748
LOOK.

1378
00:34:20,748 --> 00:34:21,783
YEAH, IT WASN'T ALL GOLD.

1379
00:34:21,783 --> 00:34:23,475
IT WAS PURPLE AND BLACK.

1380
00:34:23,475 --> 00:34:24,441
BUT I DIDN'T MIND HER LOOK

1381
00:34:24,441 --> 00:34:25,856
TONIGHT ON THE RUNWAY.

1382
00:34:25,856 --> 00:34:27,479
>> FOR ME, HER RACHEL ZOE WAS

1383
00:34:27,479 --> 00:34:28,963
MORE WILLIAM SHATNER THAN

1384
00:34:28,963 --> 00:34:29,757
RACHEL ZOE.

1385
00:34:29,757 --> 00:34:30,516
>> OOH, THAT'S HOT.

1386
00:34:30,516 --> 00:34:31,483
>> RIGHT?

1387
00:34:31,483 --> 00:34:32,656
>> I REALLY THINK THE NERVES

1388
00:34:32,656 --> 00:34:33,795
GOT THE BEST OF HER.

1389
00:34:33,795 --> 00:34:34,934
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON

1390
00:34:34,934 --> 00:34:36,695
DOWN TO ADORE DELANO.

1391
00:34:36,695 --> 00:34:38,662
THAT ANNA NICOLE SMITH--I WAS

1392
00:34:38,662 --> 00:34:39,939
HYPNOTIZED.

1393
00:34:39,939 --> 00:34:41,424
I KNEW ANNA NICOLE SMITH,

1394
00:34:41,424 --> 00:34:43,598
AND SHE WAS REALLY CHANNELING

1395
00:34:43,598 --> 00:34:44,392
HER.

1396
00:34:44,392 --> 00:34:45,497
>> BUT WHEN SHE CAME OUT

1397
00:34:45,497 --> 00:34:47,292
SUPPOSEDLY BEING YOU, I THOUGHT

1398
00:34:47,292 --> 00:34:48,776
SHE WAS KIND OF STILL DOING

1399
00:34:48,776 --> 00:34:49,949
A LITTLE BIT OF ANNA NICOLE.

1400
00:34:49,949 --> 00:34:50,743
LIKE--

1401
00:34:50,743 --> 00:34:51,399
>> [laughs]

1402
00:34:51,399 --> 00:34:52,538
>> I THINK SHE REALLY HAS BEEN

1403
00:34:52,538 --> 00:34:53,988
ACTING LIKE ANNA NICOLE HER

1404
00:34:53,988 --> 00:34:55,265
WHOLE LIFE, AND THEN I DIDN'T

1405
00:34:55,265 --> 00:34:56,404
THINK THE IMPRESSION WAS AS

1406
00:34:56,404 --> 00:34:57,716
AMAZING AS I THOUGHT IT WAS

1407
00:34:57,716 --> 00:34:58,372
THE OTHER DAY.

1408
00:34:58,372 --> 00:34:59,614
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON TO

1409
00:34:59,614 --> 00:35:00,891
BEN DE LA CREME.

1410
00:35:00,891 --> 00:35:02,617
>> I THINK SHE WAS SUPERIOR

1411
00:35:02,617 --> 00:35:04,723
IN THE LOOK OF RU AND ALSO IN

1412
00:35:04,723 --> 00:35:06,449
THE CHARACTER OF MAGGIE SMITH.

1413
00:35:06,449 --> 00:35:07,312
>> I WOULD AGREE.

1414
00:35:07,312 --> 00:35:09,037
HER COMEBACKS WERE SO FUNNY.

1415
00:35:09,037 --> 00:35:10,349
>> BUT THE CON FOR ME WAS IT

1416
00:35:10,349 --> 00:35:11,454
WAS ANOTHER OLD LADY.

1417
00:35:11,454 --> 00:35:12,386
>> AH, THAT'S RIGHT.

1418
00:35:12,386 --> 00:35:13,180
THAT'S HER FORTE.

1419
00:35:13,180 --> 00:35:14,181
>> NOT THAT IT WASN'T BRILLIANT,

1420
00:35:14,181 --> 00:35:14,871
BUT I FELT LIKE WE SAW IT

1421
00:35:14,871 --> 00:35:15,906
ALREADY.

1422
00:35:15,906 --> 00:35:16,942
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON DOWN

1423
00:35:16,942 --> 00:35:18,185
TO GIA GUNN.

1424
00:35:18,185 --> 00:35:19,220
>> YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT A

1425
00:35:19,220 --> 00:35:20,808
HALLOWEEN COSTUME IN A BAG--

1426
00:35:20,808 --> 00:35:23,086
THAT WIG AND THE WONKY EYE WITH

1427
00:35:23,086 --> 00:35:23,811
THE EYELASH?

1428
00:35:23,811 --> 00:35:24,501
>> CRACK HO.

1429
00:35:24,501 --> 00:35:25,330
>> [snickers]

1430
00:35:25,330 --> 00:35:27,125
>> AND COULDN'T HAVE PICKED

1431
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,264
A WORSE CHARACTER TO DO

1432
00:35:28,264 --> 00:35:29,057
ON SNATCH GAME.

1433
00:35:29,057 --> 00:35:30,438
>> YOU COULD DO KIM KARDASHIAN.

1434
00:35:30,438 --> 00:35:31,508
>> IF YOU PLAYED IT UP.

1435
00:35:31,508 --> 00:35:32,371
>> IF YOU PLAYED IT UP.

1436
00:35:32,371 --> 00:35:33,441
>> I CONCUR.

1437
00:35:33,441 --> 00:35:34,718
WHERE WERE THE BOOBIES?

1438
00:35:34,718 --> 00:35:35,616
WHERE WAS THE ASS?

1439
00:35:35,616 --> 00:35:36,686
SHE COULD'VE STARTED EVERY

1440
00:35:36,686 --> 00:35:37,790
SENTENCE WITH A "K".

1441
00:35:37,790 --> 00:35:38,998
>> THAT IS A BRILLIANT IDEA.

1442
00:35:38,998 --> 00:35:39,999
THAT WOULD'VE BEEN FUNNY.

1443
00:35:39,999 --> 00:35:41,173
>> SHE JUST DIDN'T REALLY GO

1444
00:35:41,173 --> 00:35:42,243
FOR IT.

1445
00:35:42,243 --> 00:35:44,211
>> ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP, MILK.

1446
00:35:44,211 --> 00:35:46,282
>> WELL, I COULD SEE THE WHEELS

1447
00:35:46,282 --> 00:35:47,869
TURNING EVERY MOMENT OF THE

1448
00:35:47,869 --> 00:35:48,974
JULIA CHILD.

1449
00:35:48,974 --> 00:35:50,286
>> I THINK SHE MADE A REALLY

1450
00:35:50,286 --> 00:35:52,736
POOR CHOICE BEING BOY RU

1451
00:35:52,736 --> 00:35:54,082
BECAUSE WE'RE HERE TO SEE

1452
00:35:54,082 --> 00:35:56,257
ALL DIFFERENT SIDES OF A QUEEN.

1453
00:35:56,257 --> 00:35:58,225
>> BUT I SEE THIS CONFLICT IN

1454
00:35:58,225 --> 00:36:00,227
MILK BETWEEN WANTING TO STAY

1455
00:36:00,227 --> 00:36:01,849
TRUE TO THIS GENDER-BENDING,

1456
00:36:01,849 --> 00:36:03,506
WHICH I RESPECT.

1457
00:36:03,506 --> 00:36:04,679
BUT I FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME I'VE

1458
00:36:04,679 --> 00:36:06,474
HEARD A DRAG QUEEN ON THIS SHOW

1459
00:36:06,474 --> 00:36:07,682
SAY, "I NEED TO STAY TRUE TO MY

1460
00:36:07,682 --> 00:36:09,581
DRAG," THEY GO HOME VERY

1461
00:36:09,581 --> 00:36:10,237
SHORTLY THEREAFTER.

1462
00:36:10,237 --> 00:36:13,274
[laughter]

1463
00:36:13,274 --> 00:36:14,620
>> SILENCE.

1464
00:36:14,620 --> 00:36:15,897
I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1465
00:36:15,897 --> 00:36:17,209
[British accent] BRING BACK

1466
00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:19,729
MY GIRLS.

1467
00:36:19,729 --> 00:36:20,385
[engine revs]

1468
00:36:20,385 --> 00:36:21,800
[engine revs]
[laughing]

1469
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,872
[laughing]

1470
00:36:24,872 --> 00:36:26,356
>> [laughing]

1471
00:36:26,356 --> 00:36:28,393
WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1472
00:36:28,393 --> 00:36:30,153
I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

1473
00:36:30,153 --> 00:36:31,189
[dramatic drumbeat]

1474
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,708
TONIGHT...

1475
00:36:33,708 --> 00:36:35,193
IT'S THE PRIME OF

1476
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:36,815
MISS BEN DE LA CREME.

1477
00:36:36,815 --> 00:36:37,850
CONDRAGULATIONS, YOU ARE THE

1478
00:36:37,850 --> 00:36:39,127
WINNER OF THIS CHALLENGE.

1479
00:36:39,127 --> 00:36:39,852
[applause]

1480
00:36:39,852 --> 00:36:42,993
>> THANK YOU SO, SO MUCH.

1481
00:36:42,993 --> 00:36:45,030
>> YOU'VE WON TWO COUTURE

1482
00:36:45,030 --> 00:36:47,308
OUTFITS FROM SYREN LATEX,

1483
00:36:47,308 --> 00:36:50,208
A LEADER IN LATEX FASHION.

1484
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,037
>> I'M THE FIRST ONE TO WIN

1485
00:36:52,037 --> 00:36:53,176
TWO CHALLENGES.

1486
00:36:53,176 --> 00:36:55,074
AND THIS IS THE CHALLENGE THAT

1487
00:36:55,074 --> 00:36:56,559
I WAS MOST TERRIFIED ABOUT,

1488
00:36:56,559 --> 00:36:57,732
AND I WON IT!

1489
00:36:57,732 --> 00:36:59,182
>> BIANCA DEL RIO,

1490
00:36:59,182 --> 00:37:00,287
YOU'RE SAFE.

1491
00:37:00,287 --> 00:37:02,220
>> [no audio]

1492
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,946
>> ADORE, YOU'RE SAFE.

1493
00:37:04,946 --> 00:37:06,983
>> [silently] THANK YOU.

1494
00:37:06,983 --> 00:37:10,228
>> MILK, YOUR JULIA CHILD

1495
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:14,646
IMPERSONATION WAS HALF-BAKED.

1496
00:37:14,646 --> 00:37:17,683
GIA GUNN, AS KIM KARDASHIAN,

1497
00:37:17,683 --> 00:37:21,722
YOU FELL FLAT ON YOUR ASS.

1498
00:37:21,722 --> 00:37:24,034
LAGANJA ESTRANJA, YOUR RACHEL

1499
00:37:24,034 --> 00:37:26,899
ZOE WAS SO...

1500
00:37:26,899 --> 00:37:29,247
FASHION-WEAK.

1501
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:32,629
LI-TER-A-LLY.

1502
00:37:32,629 --> 00:37:35,045
MILK...

1503
00:37:35,045 --> 00:37:37,047
YOU ARE SAFE.

1504
00:37:37,047 --> 00:37:38,221
[tense music]

1505
00:37:40,948 --> 00:37:42,260
>> THIS IS SOME BULL[bleep].

1506
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,434
MILK BELONGS IN THE BOTTOM.

1507
00:37:44,434 --> 00:37:46,747
>> BUT JUST BY THE SEAT OF MY

1508
00:37:46,747 --> 00:37:48,921
PANTS.

1509
00:37:48,921 --> 00:37:51,199
GIA AND LAGANJA,

1510
00:37:51,199 --> 00:37:52,131
I'M SORRY, MY DEARS, BUT YOU

1511
00:37:52,131 --> 00:37:55,273
ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1512
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:57,516
TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1513
00:37:57,516 --> 00:38:01,486
LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

1514
00:38:01,486 --> 00:38:04,765
TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE YOURSELF

1515
00:38:04,765 --> 00:38:08,389
FROM ELIMINATION.

1516
00:38:08,389 --> 00:38:09,494
THE TIME HAS COME...

1517
00:38:09,494 --> 00:38:10,736
[thunder rumbles]

1518
00:38:10,736 --> 00:38:13,152
TO LIP-SYNCH...

1519
00:38:13,152 --> 00:38:15,672
FOR YOUR LIFE!

1520
00:38:15,672 --> 00:38:16,673
[dramatic music]

1521
00:38:17,674 --> 00:38:18,503
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M IN THE

1522
00:38:18,503 --> 00:38:19,814
BOTTOM TWO.

1523
00:38:19,814 --> 00:38:21,368
AND I'M UP AGAINST ONE OF MY

1524
00:38:21,368 --> 00:38:22,714
BEST FRIENDS IN THIS

1525
00:38:22,714 --> 00:38:23,646
COMPETITION.

1526
00:38:23,646 --> 00:38:25,993
AND THAT REALLY SUCKS.

1527
00:38:25,993 --> 00:38:27,719
>> GOOD LUCK.

1528
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:29,928
AND DON'T [bleep] IT UP.

1529
00:38:33,759 --> 00:38:37,901
>> HEAD TO TOE

1530
00:38:37,901 --> 00:38:41,836
I KNOW

1531
00:38:41,836 --> 00:38:43,148
>> TODAY STARTED

1532
00:38:43,148 --> 00:38:45,184
WITH A CRAZY KISS

1533
00:38:45,184 --> 00:38:46,945
ON OUR WAY HOME

1534
00:38:46,945 --> 00:38:48,187
>> GIRL, I'M GIVING IT

1535
00:38:48,187 --> 00:38:49,534
EVERYTHING I'VE GOT--

1536
00:38:49,534 --> 00:38:51,329
TOE-TOUCH INTO THE SPLITS,

1537
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:52,985
DEATH DROPS RIGHT OFF THE BAT.

1538
00:38:52,985 --> 00:38:54,090
I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME.

1539
00:38:54,090 --> 00:38:56,472
>> WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN?

1540
00:38:56,472 --> 00:38:57,473
>> I'M SHOWING THE JUDGES THAT

1541
00:38:57,473 --> 00:38:58,784
I LOVE TO PERFORM.

1542
00:38:58,784 --> 00:39:00,130
I LOVE TO VOGUE.

1543
00:39:00,130 --> 00:39:01,097
I'M GIVING FACE, AND THAT'S

1544
00:39:01,097 --> 00:39:02,719
USUALLY WHAT COUNTS.

1545
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:04,169
>> FROM HEAD TO TOE

1546
00:39:04,169 --> 00:39:05,515
14 KARAT LOVE

1547
00:39:05,515 --> 00:39:07,759
YOU ARE MY JEWEL OF THE NILE

1548
00:39:07,759 --> 00:39:08,967
WHEN WE MAKE LOVE

1549
00:39:08,967 --> 00:39:12,142
DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER

1550
00:39:12,142 --> 00:39:13,178
TOP TO BOTTOM

1551
00:39:13,178 --> 00:39:15,525
I LOVE YOU

1552
00:39:15,525 --> 00:39:18,770
I WILL LEAVE YOU NEVER

1553
00:39:18,770 --> 00:39:20,668
I GOT TO, GOT TO TELL YOU

1554
00:39:20,668 --> 00:39:21,773
>> RULE NUMBER ONE: YOU'RE GONNA

1555
00:39:21,773 --> 00:39:22,912
DO A REVEAL, GET OUT OF THE

1556
00:39:22,912 --> 00:39:23,602
DRESS.

1557
00:39:23,602 --> 00:39:25,328
WE ALL KNOW "REVEAL" IN FRENCH

1558
00:39:25,328 --> 00:39:26,950
MEANS "TAKE THE [bleep] OFF."

1559
00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:28,711
>> BUT MY ANGEL

1560
00:39:28,711 --> 00:39:31,265
YOU FORGET YOUR WINGS

1561
00:39:31,265 --> 00:39:32,749
TONIGHT

1562
00:39:32,749 --> 00:39:34,268
>> HEAVEN UP ABOVE

1563
00:39:34,268 --> 00:39:37,823
>> BABY, YOU GOT THE LOVE

1564
00:39:37,823 --> 00:39:38,928
>> I CAN SEE THE DIFFERENCE IN

1565
00:39:38,928 --> 00:39:39,756
THEIR STYLES.

1566
00:39:39,756 --> 00:39:41,102
GIA'S A LOT MORE CONTROLLED.

1567
00:39:41,102 --> 00:39:43,208
LAGANJA IS GIVING EVERYTHING.

1568
00:39:43,208 --> 00:39:44,865
THE JUMP SPLIT IS PRETTY

1569
00:39:44,865 --> 00:39:45,624
IMPRESSIVE.

1570
00:39:45,624 --> 00:39:47,454
>> YOU GOT TO KNOW

1571
00:39:47,454 --> 00:39:49,456
>> YOU GOT TO KNOW
[applause]

1572
00:39:49,456 --> 00:39:52,424
[applause]

1573
00:39:52,424 --> 00:39:54,046
>> LADIES, I'VE MADE MY

1574
00:39:54,046 --> 00:39:55,082
DECISION.

1575
00:39:55,082 --> 00:39:56,083
[dramatic music]

1576
00:40:00,225 --> 00:40:01,882
LAGANJA ESTRANJA,

1577
00:40:01,882 --> 00:40:04,885
SHANTE, YOU STAY.

1578
00:40:04,885 --> 00:40:06,058
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

1579
00:40:06,058 --> 00:40:09,337
>> YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1580
00:40:09,337 --> 00:40:11,339
G-G-G-GIA.

1581
00:40:11,339 --> 00:40:13,825
MY PET, MAKE NO MISTAKE.

1582
00:40:13,825 --> 00:40:17,069
I LOVE YOU FROM HEAD TO TOE.

1583
00:40:17,069 --> 00:40:20,072
NOW SASHAY AWAY.

1584
00:40:20,072 --> 00:40:23,559
[applause]

1585
00:40:23,559 --> 00:40:27,217
>> YOU GUYS ARE ALL STILL DUDES.

1586
00:40:27,217 --> 00:40:28,046
I'M UPSET THAT THERE'S OTHER

1587
00:40:28,046 --> 00:40:29,530
CROSS-DRESSERS STILL IN THERE

1588
00:40:29,530 --> 00:40:30,566
THAT [bleep] CAME TO A DRAG

1589
00:40:30,566 --> 00:40:32,602
SHOW DRESSED AS BOYS.

1590
00:40:32,602 --> 00:40:34,259
I MEAN, IF YOU LOOK UP "DRAG,"

1591
00:40:34,259 --> 00:40:36,123
DRAG MEANS DRESSING UP AS GIRLS,

1592
00:40:36,123 --> 00:40:38,021
NOT RE-ENHANCING WHAT YOU

1593
00:40:38,021 --> 00:40:39,367
ALREADY ARE, WHICH IS A [bleep]

1594
00:40:39,367 --> 00:40:43,302
BIG MAN.

1595
00:40:43,302 --> 00:40:46,064
>> MY NINE LADIES PRANCING,

1596
00:40:46,064 --> 00:40:47,375
REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE

1597
00:40:47,375 --> 00:40:48,722
YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL YOU

1598
00:40:48,722 --> 00:40:49,792
GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1599
00:40:49,792 --> 00:40:51,103
CAN I GET AN "AMEN" IN HERE?

1600
00:40:51,103 --> 00:40:52,380
>> all: AMEN!

1601
00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:53,934
>> NOW LET THE MUSIC PLAY.

1602
00:40:53,934 --> 00:40:54,935
[RuPaul's Dance with U]

1603
00:40:56,005 --> 00:40:58,007
I WANNA DANCE, DANCE

1604
00:40:58,007 --> 00:40:59,526
I WANNA DANCE, DANCE

1605
00:40:59,526 --> 00:41:02,183
I WANNA DANCE, DANCE

1606
00:41:02,183 --> 00:41:04,013
I WANNA DANCE, DANCE
DANCE WITH YOU