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>> IT'S RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE

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COUNTDOWN TO THE CROWN.

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WITH JUST ONE WEEK UNTIL WE

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ANNOUNCE AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

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SUPERSTAR, GET READY FOR THE

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JUICIEST, GAGGIEST, AND SHADIEST

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SHENANIGANS OF THE SEASON...

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>> I HOPE YOU BITCHES ARE READY.

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>> OKAY?

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>> NOW SISSY THAT WALK

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AS WE COUNTDOWN THE TOP

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TURNT-UP RUNWAY LOOKS,

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THE TOP JUDGE MENTAL MOMENTS.

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THEY CREATED A CHARACTER--

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>> PAUSE.

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>> THE TOP SMACKDOWNS.

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>> DARIENNE, WHY DIDN'T YOU

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CHOOSE ME?

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>> IT'S NONE OF YOUR [bleep]

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BUSINESS.

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>> all: OOH!

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>> THE TOP MOMENTS THAT MADE US

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GO "WHAT THE [bleep]?"

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THAT'S RIGHT, ALL TOPS,

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NO BOTTOMS--

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JUST LIKE THE PIT CREW.

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>> EXCUSE ME?

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>> [giggles]

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PLUS, EXTRA-SPECIAL FOOTAGE

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NEVER BEFORE SEEN ON TV.

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I'M NOT MAD AT YOU, I'M MAD AT

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THE DIRT.

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AND THE WORLD VIDEO PREMIERE OF

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SISSY THAT WALK.

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[upbeat pop music]

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>> NOW, SISSY THAT WALK.

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>> TO DIAGNOSE THE MOST

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SICKENING SEASON IN DRAG RACE

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HERSTORY, WE'LL BE JOINED BY

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LEGENDARY QUEENS, EACH WITH

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A PhD IN FIERCE.

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>> PUT ON YOUR BIFOCALS,

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AND LET'S READ THESE BITCHES.

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>> HOW YOU DOIN'?

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>> LET THE COUNTDOWN TO THE

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CROWN BEGIN IN SEVEN,

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SIX, FIVE...

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AH, JUST START THE MUSIC.

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>> RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE

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>> THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S DRAG

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RACERECEIVES A SICKENING

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SUPPLY OF COLOREVOLUTION

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COSMETICS, AND A CASH PRIZE

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OF $100,000.

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>> RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE

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MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN

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BEST WOMAN WIN

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>> WELCOME TO RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE

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COUNTDOWN TO THE CROWN.

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WITH JUST ONE WEEK UNTIL I CROWN

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AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR,

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I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.

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I STILL HAVEN'T MADE UP MY MIND.

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[giggles]

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SO TELL ME, WHO DO YOU THINK

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SHOULD WIN?

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ARE YOU TEAM ADORE DELANO,

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TEAM BIANCA DEL RIO,

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OR TEAM COURTNEY ACT?

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>> OH, WE'RE PLAYING THAT THIS

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YEAR, BITCH?

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>> UNDECIDED?

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THEN STAY TUNED FOR UP CLOSE

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AND PERSONAL MOMENTS WITH

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THE FINAL THREE.

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IT JUST MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MIND.

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>> YES, GOD.

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>> FIRST UP, THE TOP SIX

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CATCHIEST PHRASES.

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>> THERE WERE SO MANY MEMORABLE

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PHRASES THIS SEASON.

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>> YES, GOD.

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>> OKAY?

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[trills]

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>> OH, YES, MAMA.

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>> PROPS TO YOU, MAMA.

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>> NUMBER SIX.

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>> MOTHER HAS ARRIVED.

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JUST LET ME OPEN MY TEAR-AWAY

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THING.

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MOTHER'S GOING TO ARRIVE IN JUST

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A SECOND.

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>> MOTHER HAS ARRIVED.

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>> MOTHER ARRIVED, BUT THEN SHE

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DIDN'T STAY FOR TOO LONG.

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>> THOSE LITTLE SHADY APES.

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>> NUMBER FIVE.

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>> HEY, RUSIE Q.

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>> EVERYTHING JOSLYN SAID WAS

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PRICELESS.

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>> I PLAN ON BEING THE BLACK

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HORSE IN THIS COMPETITION.

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[record scratches]

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STAND-UP COMEDY IS NOT MY

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CUP OF SOUP.

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GASP!

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>> GASP!

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>> GASP!

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>> EVERYTHING THAT JOSLYN SAID

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WAS CUTE, BUT "KEEP IT FOXY,"

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THAT WAS HOT.

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>> WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, KEEP IT

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FOXY.

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WAH, WAH.

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>> IT'S SORT OF LIKE A LITTLE

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CAROL BURNETT, LIKE, "TUGGING ON

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THE EAR" THING, MAYBE.

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INSTEAD, YOU'RE JUST TAPPING

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THE TIT.

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>> YOU'RE GONNA KEEP IT FOXY?

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WAH, WAH.

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>> WAH, WAH.

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>> IS THAT HOW SHE PUNCTUATES

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HER SENTENCES?

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I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE

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CHLAMYDIA, WAH, WAH.

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YOU KNOW, LIKE...?

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>> NUMBER FOUR.

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>> I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE

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THE FEISTY ONE.

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>> ABSOLUTELY.

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>> ABSOLUTELY.

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>> A BOOTY CUTS YOUR LEG.

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>> ABSOLUTELY.

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>> ABSOLUTELY.

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[laughs]

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>> ABSOLUTELY.

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>> IT'S ONE OF THOSE VOICES THAT

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JUST STICKS WITH YOU.

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>> [speaking Spanish]

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>> NO, YOU HAVE TO ASK ME

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A QUESTION, LIKE, WHAT'S THE

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WEATHER LIKE TODAY?

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>> ABSOLUTELY.

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>> DO YOU LOOK LIKE A [bleep]

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DUMPSTER?

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>> ABSOLUTELY.

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>> I'M NOT TRYING TO BE SHADY,

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BUT I DIDN'T REALLY LIKE HER.

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>> I HAVEN'T HEARD A VOICE MORE

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ANNOYING THAN GIA GUNN SINCE...

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WELL, LAGANJA ESTRANJA.

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>> ABSO-[bleep]-LUTELY.

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>> NUMBER THREE.

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>> BIANCA IS A WALKING

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CATCHPHRASE.

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I MEAN...

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>> I'M THINKING ABOUT WEARING

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FACIAL HAIR.

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>> HOPE YOU'RE PACKED.

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>> YOU NEED HELP PACKING?

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>> NEED HELP PACKING?

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BEAT IT, QUEEN.

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>> YOU NEED HELP PACKING?

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YOU NEED HELP PACKIN'?

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>> BIANCA'S ROLODEX OF HATE IS

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ACTUALLY MORE LIKE AN ENTIRE,

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LIKE, WIKIPEDIA PAGE.

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>> TRINITY REMINDS ME OF A DEAR

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FRIEND OF MINE FROM NEW ORLEANS.

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SHE'S DEAD.

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>> IF I WAS GONNA COME FOR YOU,

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I'D COME INTO YOUR ROOM AT

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NIGHT, AND CUT UP YOUR [bleep]

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WIGS.

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>> LOOK AT THAT NOSE.

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>> I THOUGHT SHE WAS A [bleep]

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SWORDFISH.

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SHE COULD FLIP PAGES IN A BOOK.

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>> NUMBER TWO.

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>> OH, NO SHE BETTER DON'T.

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>> HASHTAG OH NO SHE BETTER

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DON'T.

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[trills]

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>> I THINK I HEARD IT AT LEAST

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26,000 TIMES ON THE RUNWAY.

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>> VERY C.E. OH, NO SHE

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BETTER DON'T.

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RAINB-OH, SHE BETTER DON'T.

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DOMI-NO, SHE BETTER DO.

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>> I LOVE THAT ACTRESS ON GREY'S

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ANATOMY SANDRA OH, NO SHE BETTER

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DON'T.

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>> OH, NO SHE BETTER DON'T,

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BITCH.

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>> NUMBER ONE.

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>> THERE WAS ONE WORD THAT ADORE

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SAID A LOT.

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>> [bleep].

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>> ADORE, THAT'S YOUR CUE.

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>> OH, [bleep], YES.

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UH-OH, OOH, [bleep].

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>> ADORE DELANO'S FAVORITE

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CATCHPHRASE IS "BEEP."

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I CAN'T SAY IT,

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BECAUSE I KEEP IT CLEAN.

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>> I HAVE A WHORE MOUTH.

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I DO.

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>> NO, NOT THAT WORD.

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>> PARTY.

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PARTY.

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>> BLAST OFF TO PARTY CENTRAL.

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>> PARTY.

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>> PARTY.

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>> PARTY.

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>> GALAPAGOS ISLAND, PARTY.

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>> PARTY.

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PARTY.

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>> [gasps]

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PARTY.

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>> THIS SEASON WAS ALL ABOUT

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#TEAMTALENT, WITH ONE

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BREAKOUT PERFORMANCE

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AFTER ANOTHER.

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LET'S COUNT DOWN THE TOP FOUR

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TEAM TALENT MVPs.

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NUMBER FOUR.

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>> MY MOTHER IS FROM CUBA, AND

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MY DAD IS FROM HONDURAS, WHICH

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BASICALLY MEANS I HAVE A LARGE

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DICK, NO CREDIT, AND A TENDENCY

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TO TAKE THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG

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TO ME.

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[laughter]

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>> I WOULD NEVER WANT TO SIT

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FRONT ROW AT A BIANCA DEL RIO

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COMEDY SHOW, 'CAUSE SHE'S COMING

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FOR YOU AND YOUR WEAVE.

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>> DO NOT FALL ASLEEP WHILE

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BIANCA IS ON STAGE.

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>> CAN YOU WAKE THAT BITCH UP?

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THE ONE WITH THE HORIZONTAL

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STRIPES.

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NOT A GOOD LOOK IN YOUR THIRD

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TRIMESTER, SIR, ALL RIGHT?

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[laughter]

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>> I REALLY DON'T WANT BIANCA TO

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READ ME EVER, OR EVEN LOOK

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AT ME.

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>> NOT TODAY, SATAN, NOT TODAY.

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>> NUMERO TRES.

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>> MY NAME SAYS IT ALL

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AIN'T NO NEED

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TO TRY TO FORCE IT

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LOOK AT MY BODY

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IN THIS BRAND-NEW CORSET

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>> ADORE SLAYED.

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BITCH, SLAYED.

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GO ON AHEAD.

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>> ADORE'S RAP, FLAWLESS,

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AND I KNOW RAP.

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STOP RELYING ON THAT BODYGUARD

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SOUNDTRACK.

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>> MEN TURN AROUND

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PANTS COMING DOWN

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>> THAT HAIR LOOKED LIKE IT WAS

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GROWING OUT OF HER HEAD.

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WAS THAT HER HAIR?

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I'M GONNA BE MAD IF THAT WAS HER

270
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HAIR.

271
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>> OKAY, SHE BETTER SHOULD.

272
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>> NUMBER TWO.

273
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>> AND YOU, AND YOU

274
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AND ALL OF YOU

275
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I'LL

276
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MAKE YOU LOVE ME

277
00:07:15,987 --> 00:07:17,506
>> COURTNEY BROUGHT THE HOUSE

278
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DOWN, THE HOUSE DOWN.

279
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>> I FELT LIKE, OH, ALL OF A

280
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SUDDEN, I HAD TURNED ON

281
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A TONYS PERFORMANCE.

282
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>> WHAT'S A TONY?

283
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[record scratch]

284
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>> SHE WAS SO FREAKING TALENTED,

285
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AND SO FREAKING ADORABLE

286
00:07:30,070 --> 00:07:31,589
AND BEAUTIFUL AND SPOT-ON.

287
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SHE'S MY V.I.P. TONIGHT.

288
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>> I LOVE BROADWAY MUSICALS,

289
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AND COURTNEY ACT WAS A PERFECT

290
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ADELE DAZEEM.

291
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>> NUMBER ONE.

292
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>> WELL, RUPLE--RUPLE, IS IT?

293
00:07:43,117 --> 00:07:44,878
>> IT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT THESE

294
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SEATTLE GIRLS NOT REALLY BEING

295
00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,777
TAKEN SERIOUSLY UNTIL

296
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SNATCH GAME.

297
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>> RU, COULD YOU GET PEOPLE THAT

298
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SPEAK NORMAL ENGLISH NEXT TIME

299
00:07:52,161 --> 00:07:52,955
FOR THE SHOW?

300
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>> EXCUSE ME, WE ORIGINATED

301
00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,751
THE LANGUAGE.

302
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>> OH, CITRUS, COULD YOU IMAGINE

303
00:07:59,202 --> 00:08:00,928
SUCH A THING?

304
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>> NOW, YOU DO AN ENGLISH

305
00:08:02,102 --> 00:08:02,896
ACCENT?

306
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>> YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO

307
00:08:04,069 --> 00:08:05,485
DO ONE IF I'M HONEST.

308
00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,624
>> I DON'T BELIEVE FOR A SECOND

309
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THAT BEN DE LA CREME DIDN'T KNOW

310
00:08:08,246 --> 00:08:10,490
HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT.

311
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LIES!

312
00:08:11,767 --> 00:08:13,009
LIZA MINELLI'S SISTER,

313
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LORNA LUFT.

314
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>> QUITE GAY, I FOUND, YES.

315
00:08:17,738 --> 00:08:18,946
>> NOW, I KNOW BEN DE LA CREME

316
00:08:18,946 --> 00:08:20,534
MAY HAVE WON THE CHALLENGE, BUT

317
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ADORE BLEW IT OUT OF THE WATER.

318
00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:23,744
>> KIMMY!

319
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>> PEOPLE THINK IT'S EASY TO

320
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PLAY A BUSTY DRUNK.

321
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TRUST ME, IT ISN'T.

322
00:08:28,162 --> 00:08:30,510
I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR 30 YEARS.

323
00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,822
>> THE TOP THREE WTF CHALLENGE

324
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MOMENTS.

325
00:08:34,203 --> 00:08:35,169
NUMBER THREE.

326
00:08:35,169 --> 00:08:37,344
>> WHERE MY GIRLS AT

327
00:08:37,344 --> 00:08:39,311
MAKE YOUR HEELS CLAP

328
00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,486
>> I LOVE THAT MINI-CHALLENGE

329
00:08:41,486 --> 00:08:43,108
WHERE IT'S THE--ONE QUEEN IS ON

330
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THE BOTTOM WITH THEIR LEGS

331
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SPREAD, AND THE OTHER ONE IS ON

332
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TOP, MOVING HER MOUTH.

333
00:08:47,906 --> 00:08:49,494
IT WAS LIKE MY RELATIONSHIP WITH

334
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SHARON.

335
00:08:50,357 --> 00:08:51,047
>> [gasp]

336
00:08:51,047 --> 00:08:52,670
>> both: I'M THE BOTTOM!

337
00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:53,912
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT HALF THESE

338
00:08:53,912 --> 00:08:55,017
CHALLENGES HAVE TO DO WITH

339
00:08:55,017 --> 00:08:56,190
ANYTHING, BUT I AM SO

340
00:08:56,190 --> 00:08:56,984
ENTERTAINED.

341
00:08:56,984 --> 00:08:58,641
>> I MIGHT FART ON YOUR STOMACH.

342
00:08:58,641 --> 00:09:00,367
>> THAT'S OKAY.

343
00:09:00,367 --> 00:09:01,644
>> I WAS VERY NERVOUS WHEN I SAW

344
00:09:01,644 --> 00:09:02,749
VIVACIOUS LAYING IN THE SAND,

345
00:09:02,749 --> 00:09:03,508
BECAUSE I THOUGHT FOR SURE

346
00:09:03,508 --> 00:09:04,440
GREENPEACE WAS GONNA COME

347
00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:05,855
AND HARPOON HER.

348
00:09:05,855 --> 00:09:06,960
>> NUMBER TWO.

349
00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:10,273
OH, SCRUFF PIT CREW.

350
00:09:10,273 --> 00:09:12,655
[all exclaim]

351
00:09:12,655 --> 00:09:14,036
>> YOU'RE GOING TO COMPETE IN

352
00:09:14,036 --> 00:09:18,281
A GAME OF "HUNGMAN."

353
00:09:18,281 --> 00:09:23,045
"A," "S," ANOTHER "S."

354
00:09:23,045 --> 00:09:25,599
>> ASS, ASS, ASS, ASS, ASS.

355
00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,118
DO I LOVE ASS.

356
00:09:27,118 --> 00:09:29,258
>> I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT MUCH JUNK

357
00:09:29,258 --> 00:09:29,983
SINCE TOURING WITH

358
00:09:29,983 --> 00:09:31,363
MILLI VANILLI.

359
00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,537
>> NUMBER ONE.

360
00:09:32,537 --> 00:09:34,021
QUEEN OVERBOARD!

361
00:09:34,021 --> 00:09:35,022
YES.

362
00:09:35,022 --> 00:09:35,989
>> IN THE FIRST EPISODE, THEY

363
00:09:35,989 --> 00:09:37,818
HAD TO JUMP OFF A HIGH PLATFORM

364
00:09:37,818 --> 00:09:42,478
AND STRIKE A GLAMOROUS POSE.

365
00:09:42,478 --> 00:09:44,307
>> OH, AND THEN THE OTHER GIRLS

366
00:09:44,307 --> 00:09:45,757
GOT TO HAVE A FUN PILLOW FIGHT

367
00:09:45,757 --> 00:09:46,931
WITH A BUNCH OF NAKED MEN.

368
00:09:46,931 --> 00:09:49,761
LEAPING TO MY DEATH OR BEING IN

369
00:09:49,761 --> 00:09:53,109
A BED WITH LOTS OF MEN.

370
00:09:53,109 --> 00:09:53,938
I DON'T KNOW.

371
00:09:53,938 --> 00:09:56,872
>> AHH!

372
00:09:56,872 --> 00:09:57,597
>> THE ONLY THING THAT YOU

373
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,046
HAVEN'T DONE YET IS SET FIRE TO

374
00:09:59,046 --> 00:10:00,565
THE QUEENS.

375
00:10:00,565 --> 00:10:02,705
SEASON SEVEN, BURN ALL THEM

376
00:10:02,705 --> 00:10:04,914
BITCHES.

377
00:10:04,914 --> 00:10:07,399
>> COMING UP, STAY TUCKED AS WE

378
00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,332
COUNT DOWN THESE SEASON'S TOP

379
00:10:09,332 --> 00:10:11,680
TEN TURNT-UP FASHIONS.

380
00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:12,681
>> HOW IS SHE, THOUGH?

381
00:10:12,681 --> 00:10:14,096
>> WHAT?

382
00:10:14,096 --> 00:10:15,925
>> THE TOP FIVE SMACKDOWNS.

383
00:10:15,925 --> 00:10:17,271
>> AND YOU ARE BEYONCE.

384
00:10:17,271 --> 00:10:18,652
>> OH, I AM.

385
00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,654
>> A SALUTE TO THE TOP THREE,

386
00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:23,519
PLUS THE WORLD VIDEO PREMIERE OF

387
00:10:23,519 --> 00:10:25,728
SISSY THAT WALKWHEN RUPAUL'S

388
00:10:25,728 --> 00:10:27,212
DRAG RACECOUNTDOWN TO THE

389
00:10:27,212 --> 00:10:28,386
CROWN CONTINUES.

390
00:10:28,386 --> 00:10:30,388
CROWN CONTINUES.
[laughs]

391
00:10:30,388 --> 00:10:32,701
[laughs]

392
00:10:32,701 --> 00:10:34,599
>> [laughs]

393
00:10:34,599 --> 00:10:36,118
WELCOME BACK TO RUPAUL'S DRAG

394
00:10:36,118 --> 00:10:38,327
RACECOUNTDOWN TO THE CROWN.

395
00:10:38,327 --> 00:10:39,915
THIS SEASON'S QUEENS CAME

396
00:10:39,915 --> 00:10:42,020
DRESSED TO THRILL FROM THE

397
00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:44,091
BOTTOM OF THEIR CHA-CHA HEELS TO

398
00:10:44,091 --> 00:10:47,060
THE TOP OF THEIR SECOND HEADS.

399
00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:48,924
>> OH!

400
00:10:48,924 --> 00:10:51,409
>> THE TOP FOUR DRAG-CESSORIES.

401
00:10:51,409 --> 00:10:53,411
>> THE TOP FOUR DRAG-CESSORIES.
NUMBER FOUR.

402
00:10:53,411 --> 00:11:00,349
NUMBER FOUR.

403
00:11:00,349 --> 00:11:02,213
>> GIA GUNN'S GIANT PURSE IS

404
00:11:02,213 --> 00:11:04,146
LIKE A PETITE CLUTCH FOR A DRAG

405
00:11:04,146 --> 00:11:06,562
QUEEN, BECAUSE IT DO TAKE

406
00:11:06,562 --> 00:11:08,633
A LOT TO LOOK LIKE THIS.

407
00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:09,738
>> I GOT A LITTLE BRUSH.

408
00:11:09,738 --> 00:11:10,877
>> IS THIS YOUR BABY?

409
00:11:10,877 --> 00:11:12,257
>> I GOT A LITTLE TILAPIA

410
00:11:12,257 --> 00:11:13,396
IN HERE.

411
00:11:13,396 --> 00:11:14,259
>> YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAVE MADE

412
00:11:14,259 --> 00:11:14,915
IT BETTER?

413
00:11:14,915 --> 00:11:17,159
IS IF THE PURSE ROLLED IN

414
00:11:17,159 --> 00:11:18,781
AND THEN STOPPED, AND THEN

415
00:11:18,781 --> 00:11:20,093
SHE GOT OUT OF IT AND THEN

416
00:11:20,093 --> 00:11:21,404
PICKED IT UP AND WALKED OUT,

417
00:11:21,404 --> 00:11:23,027
'CAUSE IT WAS BIG ENOUGH.

418
00:11:23,027 --> 00:11:24,822
>> COME ON, NOW, IT IS A KNOWN

419
00:11:24,822 --> 00:11:27,100
FACT THAT A WOMAN DO CARRY AN

420
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:30,137
EVENING BAG AT A DINNER PARTY.

421
00:11:30,137 --> 00:11:31,207
NUMBER THREE.

422
00:11:31,207 --> 00:11:33,071
>> OH, THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, OOH,

423
00:11:33,071 --> 00:11:34,245
THE YELLOW IN THE UMBRELLA

424
00:11:34,245 --> 00:11:35,833
AND THE BLUE, THAT WAS GORGEOUS.

425
00:11:35,833 --> 00:11:36,972
SHE LOOKED STUNNING.

426
00:11:36,972 --> 00:11:38,111
>> IF YOU CAN JUST WALK AROUND

427
00:11:38,111 --> 00:11:39,284
WITH YOUR OWN, LIKE, SPECIAL

428
00:11:39,284 --> 00:11:40,389
EFFECTS, AND JUST HAVE RAIN

429
00:11:40,389 --> 00:11:41,666
FALLING ON YOU, LIKE,

430
00:11:41,666 --> 00:11:42,529
IT'S GREAT.

431
00:11:42,529 --> 00:11:43,599
>> THIS RUNWAY LOOK WAS

432
00:11:43,599 --> 00:11:44,807
A LITTLE MISLEADING THOUGH,

433
00:11:44,807 --> 00:11:45,877
BECAUSE I THOUGHT HER NAME

434
00:11:45,877 --> 00:11:48,086
SHOULD HAVE BEEN APRIL SHOWERS.

435
00:11:48,086 --> 00:11:49,536
>> MAKE IT RAIN, GIRL.

436
00:11:49,536 --> 00:11:50,779
MAKE IT RAIN.

437
00:11:50,779 --> 00:11:51,918
NUMBER TWO.

438
00:11:51,918 --> 00:11:53,367
>> COURTNEY'S CHARACTER IN THE

439
00:11:53,367 --> 00:11:55,335
RU-SICAL GOT ADDICTED TO

440
00:11:55,335 --> 00:11:56,577
FISH OIL.

441
00:11:56,577 --> 00:11:57,268
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS SO

442
00:11:57,268 --> 00:11:58,476
ADDICTIVE.

443
00:11:58,476 --> 00:12:00,064
I WOULD HAVE NEVER STARTED.

444
00:12:00,064 --> 00:12:02,273
>> ALL YOUR WISHES WILL GROW

445
00:12:02,273 --> 00:12:03,688
IF YOU TAKE A SWIG

446
00:12:03,688 --> 00:12:04,620
OF THIS

447
00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:05,621
FISH OIL

448
00:12:05,621 --> 00:12:06,587
DRINK FOR ME.

449
00:12:06,587 --> 00:12:07,381
>> DON'T DO IT.

450
00:12:07,381 --> 00:12:08,555
DON'T DO IT!

451
00:12:08,555 --> 00:12:10,005
DON'T DO IT!

452
00:12:10,005 --> 00:12:12,732
>> NUMBER ONE.

453
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,112
>> I THINK IT'S VERY IMPORTANT

454
00:12:14,112 --> 00:12:15,735
FOR A QUEEN TO HAVE GOOD HEAD ON

455
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,805
HER SHOULDERS.

456
00:12:16,805 --> 00:12:18,082
>> DO YOU HAVE A NAME FOR THE

457
00:12:18,082 --> 00:12:19,359
HEAD ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD?

458
00:12:19,359 --> 00:12:20,325
>> ORNACIA.

459
00:12:20,325 --> 00:12:22,327
>> ORNACIA, OKAY.

460
00:12:22,327 --> 00:12:23,881
>> I REALLY EXPECTED A LOT FROM

461
00:12:23,881 --> 00:12:24,640
ORNACIA.

462
00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,193
I'M SHOCKED SHE DIDN'T MAKE IT

463
00:12:26,193 --> 00:12:29,507
INTO THE FINAL THREE.

464
00:12:29,507 --> 00:12:30,750
>> OOH, BOY.

465
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,717
>> ORNACIA MEAN MUGS THE CAMERA.

466
00:12:32,717 --> 00:12:34,408
>> ARE YOU OKAY?

467
00:12:34,408 --> 00:12:35,478
>> UH-HUH.

468
00:12:35,478 --> 00:12:36,307
>> BACK IN NEW YORK CITY, I USED

469
00:12:36,307 --> 00:12:37,308
TO GO CLUBBING WITH ORNACIA ALL

470
00:12:37,308 --> 00:12:37,964
THE TIME.

471
00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:39,379
WE'RE ON THE LIST, ORNACIA PLUS

472
00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:40,207
ONE.

473
00:12:40,207 --> 00:12:41,553
I LOVE THIS SONG, ORNACIA,

474
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,176
DON'T YOU?

475
00:12:43,176 --> 00:12:44,004
OH, MY GOD, THIS D.J.

476
00:12:44,004 --> 00:12:45,350
IS REALLY GREAT.

477
00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:46,282
>> YOU KNOW, SOME PARTS OF THE

478
00:12:46,282 --> 00:12:49,009
SHOW REALLY MADE ME WET...

479
00:12:49,009 --> 00:12:50,286
IN THE EYE.

480
00:12:50,286 --> 00:12:52,392
GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER,

481
00:12:52,392 --> 00:12:53,911
PERVERT.

482
00:12:53,911 --> 00:12:55,602
THE TOP FIVE MOMENTS THAT MADE

483
00:12:55,602 --> 00:12:57,259
US FEEL THINGS.

484
00:12:57,259 --> 00:12:58,950
NUMBER FIVE.

485
00:12:58,950 --> 00:13:00,020
>> THANK YOU.

486
00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:01,608
>> MILK GOT REALLY CHOKED UP

487
00:13:01,608 --> 00:13:02,505
WHEN SHE LEFT.

488
00:13:02,505 --> 00:13:04,093
>> I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU

489
00:13:04,093 --> 00:13:07,476
SO MUCH FOR ALLOWING ME TO BE

490
00:13:07,476 --> 00:13:09,823
WHO I AM WITHOUT FEAR OF BEING

491
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:12,343
RIDICULED.

492
00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:14,690
>> MILK GETS ELIMINATED,

493
00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:15,656
AND IT'S SUCH A SHAME.

494
00:13:15,656 --> 00:13:16,588
THE ONE TIME SHE LOOKS LIKE

495
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,452
A WOMAN, AND SHE GETS SENT HOME.

496
00:13:18,452 --> 00:13:19,419
WHAT THE HELL?

497
00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:24,251
>> IF YOU LOVE YOURSELF AND ARE

498
00:13:24,251 --> 00:13:26,253
HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU'RE

499
00:13:26,253 --> 00:13:28,808
CONTRIBUTING TO THE WORLD, THEN

500
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:32,535
NO ONE CAN FAULT YOU FOR THAT.

501
00:13:32,535 --> 00:13:33,536
>> I HAD TO CUT MILK OUT OF MY

502
00:13:33,536 --> 00:13:35,262
DIET, AND I WASN'T READY.

503
00:13:35,262 --> 00:13:36,677
I'M NOT READY FOR SOY.

504
00:13:36,677 --> 00:13:39,128
IT DOESN'T TASTE THE SAME.

505
00:13:39,128 --> 00:13:41,717
>> CAN I GET MY PHONE BACK?

506
00:13:41,717 --> 00:13:42,994
>> NUMBER FOUR.

507
00:13:42,994 --> 00:13:45,410
>> EVERY TIME WE GO ON UNTUCKED,

508
00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:46,895
ONE MINUTE THEY READING HOS,

509
00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:48,137
AND THE NEXT ONE THEY BOO-HOOING

510
00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:49,173
INTO THEIR GLASSES.

511
00:13:49,173 --> 00:13:51,554
I CAN'T TAKE IT.

512
00:13:51,554 --> 00:13:52,728
>> YOU GOT EVERYTHING FROM MAMA.

513
00:13:52,728 --> 00:13:54,178
WE'RE CUT FROM THE SAME CLOTH.

514
00:13:54,178 --> 00:13:55,558
YOU GOT THE BOOBIES.

515
00:13:55,558 --> 00:13:56,766
WELL, MAMA AIN'T GOT A BUTT,

516
00:13:56,766 --> 00:13:57,491
BUT YOU DO.

517
00:13:57,491 --> 00:13:59,183
[laughter]

518
00:13:59,183 --> 00:14:00,287
AND GET GHETTO IF YOU HAVE TO

519
00:14:00,287 --> 00:14:01,875
WITH THESE GIRLS, OKAY?

520
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,221
SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET HOME

521
00:14:03,221 --> 00:14:05,741
WITH THAT MONEY.

522
00:14:05,741 --> 00:14:06,811
>> MY MOM'S A CHOLA,AND SHE

523
00:14:06,811 --> 00:14:08,917
LIKES BIG [bleep], OKAY!

524
00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:09,952
>> [laughs]

525
00:14:09,952 --> 00:14:10,850
NUMBER THREE.

526
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,368
>> I FEEL VERY ATTACKED.

527
00:14:12,368 --> 00:14:14,267
>> RELAX, RELAX.

528
00:14:14,267 --> 00:14:15,889
>> AFTER THE STAND-UP,

529
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:19,099
LAGANJA BROKE DOWN AGAIN.

530
00:14:19,099 --> 00:14:20,687
>> I'VE GIVEN UP EVERYTHING IN

531
00:14:20,687 --> 00:14:22,378
MY LIFE TO BE A DRAG QUEEN.

532
00:14:22,378 --> 00:14:23,034
WHEN I'M--

533
00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:24,794
>> BREATHE, BREATHE.

534
00:14:24,794 --> 00:14:26,003
>> IF YOU ARE GONNA CRY THAT

535
00:14:26,003 --> 00:14:27,452
[bleep] MUCH, GET A BETTER DAMN

536
00:14:27,452 --> 00:14:28,281
LASH ADHESIVE,

537
00:14:28,281 --> 00:14:30,490
AND WATERPROOF [bleep] MASCARA.

538
00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:32,975
>> THE FIVE "G"s--

539
00:14:32,975 --> 00:14:36,013
GOOD GOD, GANJA, GET A GRIP.

540
00:14:36,013 --> 00:14:37,048
>> THIS IS JUST TOO [bleep]

541
00:14:37,048 --> 00:14:38,394
MUCH.

542
00:14:38,394 --> 00:14:39,464
YOU BROKE ME DOWN.

543
00:14:39,464 --> 00:14:40,396
I FEEL LIKE [bleep],

544
00:14:40,396 --> 00:14:42,329
AND I LOOK STUPID.

545
00:14:42,329 --> 00:14:44,884
GOD, THIS [bleep] SUCKS.

546
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,333
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TOOK ALL

547
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:48,508
THE TIME TO EPISODE EIGHT FOR

548
00:14:48,508 --> 00:14:49,716
PEOPLE TO TELL LAGANJA THAT HER

549
00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:51,718
VOICE WAS ANNOYING.

550
00:14:51,718 --> 00:14:53,168
COME ON!

551
00:14:53,168 --> 00:14:55,170
OKAY?

552
00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:56,240
>> THAT'S NOT FAIR.

553
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:57,620
I'M SORRY, WE ALL HAVE DIFFERENT

554
00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:59,139
VOICES, YOU KNOW?

555
00:14:59,139 --> 00:15:00,278
I'VE BEEN TOLD MY WHOLE LIFE MY

556
00:15:00,278 --> 00:15:01,590
VOICE WAS ANNOYING, AND, YOU

557
00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:02,763
KNOW, NOW, IT'S HOW I MAKE

558
00:15:02,763 --> 00:15:03,557
MY MONEYS.

559
00:15:03,557 --> 00:15:05,214
>> WORK, BITCH.

560
00:15:05,214 --> 00:15:06,595
>> NUMBER TWO.

561
00:15:06,595 --> 00:15:09,218
>> I AM HIV POSITIVE.

562
00:15:09,218 --> 00:15:10,979
I WANTED TO COME ON THIS SHOW,

563
00:15:10,979 --> 00:15:13,291
AND I WANTED TO BE THAT VOICE

564
00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:16,087
FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE SCARED

565
00:15:16,087 --> 00:15:18,158
TO SPEAK OUT ABOUT THAT.

566
00:15:18,158 --> 00:15:19,642
>> TRINITY ADMITTED THAT SHE HAS

567
00:15:19,642 --> 00:15:21,092
HIV, WHICH I THINK IS

568
00:15:21,092 --> 00:15:22,404
EXTREMELY BRAVE.

569
00:15:22,404 --> 00:15:24,716
>> I MISS YOU, AND I LOVE YOU.

570
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:26,235
YOU TOLD ME WHEN YOU WERE

571
00:15:26,235 --> 00:15:27,857
LITTLE, "I'M GONNA BE A STAR.

572
00:15:27,857 --> 00:15:29,031
I'M GONNA BE ON TV,"

573
00:15:29,031 --> 00:15:30,964
SO HERE WE ARE.

574
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,138
>> THE FACT THAT TRINITY K.

575
00:15:32,138 --> 00:15:33,104
BONET'S MOTHER SENT THAT

576
00:15:33,104 --> 00:15:35,037
BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE AND THE FACT

577
00:15:35,037 --> 00:15:36,797
THAT SHE JUST SEEMED, LIKE,

578
00:15:36,797 --> 00:15:39,248
SO TEAM TRINITY, I LOVE THAT.

579
00:15:39,248 --> 00:15:40,767
I THINK ALL MOTHERS SHOULD BE

580
00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:42,907
THAT OPEN AND LOVING TO THEIR

581
00:15:42,907 --> 00:15:43,597
KIDS.

582
00:15:43,597 --> 00:15:44,702
IT WAS SO GREAT TO SEE.

583
00:15:44,702 --> 00:15:47,049
>> NUMBER ONE.

584
00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:49,431
HERE COMES THE BRIDE.

585
00:15:49,431 --> 00:15:50,708
>> [fake crying]

586
00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:52,089
>> [fake sobbing]

587
00:15:52,089 --> 00:15:54,919
[laughter]

588
00:15:54,919 --> 00:15:56,196
>> AND SOME PEOPLE SHED

589
00:15:56,196 --> 00:15:57,059
REAL TEARS.

590
00:15:57,059 --> 00:15:59,682
>> I BELIEVE EVERY LIVING

591
00:15:59,682 --> 00:16:01,822
CREATURE IN THE UNIVERSE

592
00:16:01,822 --> 00:16:04,756
DESERVES THE RIGHT TO LOVE

593
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,172
AND TO BE HAPPY.

594
00:16:06,172 --> 00:16:07,449
>> AND I'M FINALLY GOING HOME TO

595
00:16:07,449 --> 00:16:09,830
PLAN MY OWN WEDDING, FINALLY.

596
00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:11,073
[sighs]

597
00:16:11,073 --> 00:16:11,798
>> THAT'S CUTE.

598
00:16:11,798 --> 00:16:12,488
LITTLE MISS JOSLYN'S ALL

599
00:16:12,488 --> 00:16:13,869
EMOTIONAL, BECAUSE SHE HAS TO

600
00:16:13,869 --> 00:16:15,077
MAKE OVER THESE WEDDING COUPLES,

601
00:16:15,077 --> 00:16:16,527
AND SHE'S ENGAGED.

602
00:16:16,527 --> 00:16:17,769
THAT'S SPECIAL.

603
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:18,598
I KNOW I BETTER HAVE AN

604
00:16:18,598 --> 00:16:19,633
INVITATION.

605
00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:21,981
>> GUESS WHO CAUGHT THE BOUQUET.

606
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,154
THANKS, BRANDONNA.

607
00:16:23,154 --> 00:16:28,021
[laughs]

608
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,954
SMELLS ROTTEN.

609
00:16:29,954 --> 00:16:31,576
A MOMENT YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS

610
00:16:31,576 --> 00:16:33,337
SEASON CAME DURING THE TALK SHOW

611
00:16:33,337 --> 00:16:34,579
CHALLENGE.

612
00:16:34,579 --> 00:16:36,409
WE SURPRISED EACH OF THE QUEENS

613
00:16:36,409 --> 00:16:38,790
WITH A MYSTERY GUEST, AND THINGS

614
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:41,552
GOT A LITTLE WILD.

615
00:16:41,552 --> 00:16:42,898
>> IT'S FINALLY THAT TIME TO

616
00:16:42,898 --> 00:16:44,210
REVEAL OUR SPECIAL

617
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:45,211
MYSTERY GUEST.

618
00:16:45,211 --> 00:16:46,971
>> FROM THE NATIONAL WILDLIFE

619
00:16:46,971 --> 00:16:49,318
FEDERATION--

620
00:16:49,318 --> 00:16:50,216
I WENT TO CONTINUATION SCHOOL.

621
00:16:50,216 --> 00:16:50,975
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WORD

622
00:16:50,975 --> 00:16:52,356
MEANS.

623
00:16:52,356 --> 00:16:53,253
>> NATURE-ALIST

624
00:16:53,253 --> 00:16:57,637
DAVID MISS-A-JEWS.

625
00:16:57,637 --> 00:16:59,018
MISAJEWS--AHH.

626
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,089
>> MIS-AJUSKY.

627
00:17:01,089 --> 00:17:02,573
>> MISAJUSKY.

628
00:17:02,573 --> 00:17:04,506
>> MR. JEW SKY.

629
00:17:04,506 --> 00:17:05,714
>> HELLO, DAVID.

630
00:17:05,714 --> 00:17:06,370
>> HI, THERE.

631
00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:08,027
>> OH, MY GOODNESS.

632
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:08,993
>> I HAVE AN ANIMAL OUT HERE

633
00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:10,063
THAT YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER SEEN

634
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:10,753
BEFORE.

635
00:17:10,753 --> 00:17:11,409
>> [squeals]

636
00:17:11,409 --> 00:17:12,376
>> IT'S CALLED A BINTURONG

637
00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:13,170
OR BEARCAT.

638
00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:13,963
>> OKAY.

639
00:17:13,963 --> 00:17:14,757
>> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE THIS

640
00:17:14,757 --> 00:17:15,413
BIG BEFORE?

641
00:17:15,413 --> 00:17:16,518
>> I HAVE, ACTUALLY.

642
00:17:16,518 --> 00:17:17,381
>> OH, AWESOME.

643
00:17:17,381 --> 00:17:18,140
YOU SEE THAT OTHER THING

644
00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:18,934
STICKING OUT THERE.

645
00:17:18,934 --> 00:17:19,762
>> I DO, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO

646
00:17:19,762 --> 00:17:20,418
MENTION IT.

647
00:17:20,418 --> 00:17:21,247
I JUST THOUGHT SHE WAS EXCITED

648
00:17:21,247 --> 00:17:22,041
TO SEE ME.

649
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,145
SO IS THAT HER TAIL THAT'S--

650
00:17:23,145 --> 00:17:24,353
>> THAT IS HER TAIL, YUP.

651
00:17:24,353 --> 00:17:25,423
>> OKAY, THAT'S A LOOK.

652
00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:26,666
>> IS SHE A MARSUPIAL?

653
00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:27,736
>> SHE'S NOT A MARSUPIAL.

654
00:17:27,736 --> 00:17:28,599
THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION.

655
00:17:28,599 --> 00:17:29,462
YOU KNOW, REFLECTING YOUR

656
00:17:29,462 --> 00:17:30,187
HOMELAND THERE.

657
00:17:30,187 --> 00:17:31,395
>> GOOD GIRL, RAJI.

658
00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:32,361
YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY I KNOW

659
00:17:32,361 --> 00:17:33,362
CALLED RAJA.

660
00:17:33,362 --> 00:17:34,777
[record scratch]

661
00:17:34,777 --> 00:17:36,641
>> COMING UP, WE COUNT DOWN THE

662
00:17:36,641 --> 00:17:38,574
TOP TEN TURNT-UP LOOKS ON THE

663
00:17:38,574 --> 00:17:39,575
RUNWAY...

664
00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:41,784
>> ELOQUENT, IT'S A WORD.

665
00:17:41,784 --> 00:17:43,303
>> THE TOP FIVE JUDGE MENTAL

666
00:17:43,303 --> 00:17:44,097
MOMENTS.

667
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,996
>> PUT A CORK IN IT.

668
00:17:46,996 --> 00:17:48,964
>> AND THE TOP THREE QUEENS LET

669
00:17:48,964 --> 00:17:52,519
US HAVE IT, PLUS THE WORLD VIDEO

670
00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:55,074
PREMIERE OF SISSY THAT WALKAS

671
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,937
RUPAUL'S DRAG RACECOUNTDOWN TO

672
00:17:56,937 --> 00:18:00,217
THE CROWN KEEPS ON KEEPING ON.

673
00:18:00,217 --> 00:18:02,219
THE CROWN KEEPS ON KEEPING ON.
[laughs]

674
00:18:02,219 --> 00:18:04,704
[laughs]

675
00:18:04,704 --> 00:18:06,464
>> [laughs]

676
00:18:06,464 --> 00:18:07,741
WELCOME BACK TO RUPAUL'S DRAG

677
00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:10,019
RACECOUNTDOWN TO THE CROWN.

678
00:18:10,019 --> 00:18:11,745
THIS SEASON, THE RUNWAY,

679
00:18:11,745 --> 00:18:14,472
LIKE MY [bleep], WAS ON FIRE.

680
00:18:14,472 --> 00:18:15,577
WANT TO TAKE A LOOK?

681
00:18:15,577 --> 00:18:17,199
THE TOP TEN TURNT-UP

682
00:18:17,199 --> 00:18:18,614
RUNWAY LOOKS.

683
00:18:18,614 --> 00:18:21,203
NUMBER TEN, DARIENNE LAKE.

684
00:18:21,203 --> 00:18:22,135
>> SHE GOT THE GIRLS FRONT AND

685
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:24,827
CENTER, AND SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS.

686
00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:26,001
LOVE IT.

687
00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:27,140
>> NUMBER NINE,

688
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:30,212
LAGANJA ESTRANJA.

689
00:18:30,212 --> 00:18:32,111
>> LAGANJA, LADY GAGA CALLED.

690
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,836
SHE WANTS HER HAT BACK.

691
00:18:33,836 --> 00:18:35,217
>> NUMBER EIGHT,

692
00:18:35,217 --> 00:18:37,150
TRINITY K. BONET.

693
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,462
>> I ALWAYS TRAVEL WITH

694
00:18:38,462 --> 00:18:39,946
A SATELLITE DISH, BECAUSE YOU

695
00:18:39,946 --> 00:18:41,810
GET MORE CHANNELS.

696
00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:43,674
>> NUMBER SEVEN, BEN DE LA

697
00:18:43,674 --> 00:18:44,364
CREME.

698
00:18:44,364 --> 00:18:46,021
>> NOW, I'M NOT BIASED, BUT BEN

699
00:18:46,021 --> 00:18:48,230
DE LA CREME IS THE MOST GORGEOUS

700
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:50,543
GIRL TO EVER POUNCE THAT RUNWAY.

701
00:18:50,543 --> 00:18:52,372
IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR,

702
00:18:52,372 --> 00:18:53,408
A FUNHOUSE MIRROR--

703
00:18:53,408 --> 00:18:54,133
YOU KNOW, ONE THAT MAKES ME

704
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,513
LOOK THIN.

705
00:18:55,513 --> 00:18:58,275
>> NUMBER SIX, BIANCA DEL RIO.

706
00:18:58,275 --> 00:18:59,172
>> WHO PUTS A STREAK IN THEIR

707
00:18:59,172 --> 00:18:59,862
WIG?

708
00:18:59,862 --> 00:19:01,450
I MEAN, WHO DOES THAT?

709
00:19:01,450 --> 00:19:03,694
THAT'S SO THREE SEASONS AGO.

710
00:19:03,694 --> 00:19:07,284
>> NUMBER FIVE, VI-VI-VIVACIOUS.

711
00:19:07,284 --> 00:19:09,217
>> VIVACIOUS' SPIKE OUTFIT

712
00:19:09,217 --> 00:19:12,185
LOOKED LIKE A MICROSCOPIC IMAGE

713
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,049
OF A SYPHILIS SPORE.

714
00:19:14,049 --> 00:19:16,845
>> NUMBER FOUR, JOSLYN FOX.

715
00:19:16,845 --> 00:19:18,743
>> I THINK JOSLYN'S ASS IS HER

716
00:19:18,743 --> 00:19:21,160
BEST OUTFIT.

717
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,678
OH, MY GOD, THAT'S SO SHADY.

718
00:19:22,678 --> 00:19:24,853
>> NUMBER THREE, ADORE IN

719
00:19:24,853 --> 00:19:26,958
DIAMONDS.

720
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,236
>> IT LOOKS LIKE TONYA HARDING

721
00:19:28,236 --> 00:19:29,478
IS GOING TO CHASE AFTER HER WITH

722
00:19:29,478 --> 00:19:31,825
A CROWBAR ANY MINUTE.

723
00:19:31,825 --> 00:19:33,758
>> NUMBER TWO, MILK.

724
00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:35,415
>> MILK CAME OUT ON THE RUNWAY

725
00:19:35,415 --> 00:19:36,451
DRESSED AS MOTHER[bleep]RUNWAY

726
00:19:36,451 --> 00:19:38,280
PINOCCHIO, BITCH.

727
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,833
NOW, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT.

728
00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:42,181
>> NUMBER ONE, COURTNEY ACT.

729
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,872
>> COURTNEY ACT AS A BIRD--

730
00:19:43,872 --> 00:19:45,218
YES, BITCH.

731
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,288
>> I THOUGHT THAT COURTNEY WAS

732
00:19:46,288 --> 00:19:47,462
ACTUALLY GOING TO TAKE FLIGHT

733
00:19:47,462 --> 00:19:50,154
OFF THE STAGE AND TAKE MICHELLE

734
00:19:50,154 --> 00:19:52,260
VISAGE'S LACE FRONT WITH HER.

735
00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:54,193
>> THAT'S IT?

736
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,298
THAT'S--THAT'S EVERYTHING?

737
00:19:56,298 --> 00:19:57,334
YOU'VE LOOKED AT THE EDITING

738
00:19:57,334 --> 00:19:59,094
FLOOR, AND THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE

739
00:19:59,094 --> 00:20:01,130
FOR ME?

740
00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:03,167
>> WE CAN'T FORGET RU'S TOP 12

741
00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:04,996
TURNT-OUT LOOKS, HUNTYS.

742
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:08,655
[upbeat pop music]

743
00:20:08,655 --> 00:20:09,311
>> COVERGIRL ic]

744
00:20:09,311 --> 00:20:10,554
>> MISS RU WORE EVERY LOOK

745
00:20:10,554 --> 00:20:11,934
POSSIBLE THIS SEASON, AND THEY

746
00:20:11,934 --> 00:20:14,868
WERE ALL TURNT-OUT.

747
00:20:14,868 --> 00:20:17,802
>> RU'S OUTFITS ARE ANNOYING,

748
00:20:17,802 --> 00:20:18,803
BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL [bleep]

749
00:20:18,803 --> 00:20:20,495
BEAUTIFUL, AND I HATE HER.

750
00:20:20,495 --> 00:20:21,634
>> THAT'S SWEET.

751
00:20:21,634 --> 00:20:22,911
I LOVE YOU.

752
00:20:22,911 --> 00:20:24,533
THE TOP FIVE JUDGE MENTAL

753
00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:25,465
MOMENTS.

754
00:20:25,465 --> 00:20:27,053
>> THE JUDGES GOT INTO IT

755
00:20:27,053 --> 00:20:27,881
THIS SEASON, HONEY.

756
00:20:27,881 --> 00:20:29,469
THEY WERE TELLING IT LIKE IT IS.

757
00:20:29,469 --> 00:20:30,539
>> NUMBER FIVE.

758
00:20:30,539 --> 00:20:32,023
>> I CAN SEE ADAM LAMBERT

759
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:33,784
WATCHING THESE THIGHS.

760
00:20:33,784 --> 00:20:35,303
HE WANTS SOME CHICKEN LEG.

761
00:20:35,303 --> 00:20:36,373
I KNOW IT.

762
00:20:36,373 --> 00:20:38,375
>> ADAM AND APRIL CARRION

763
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,480
SITTING IN A TREE,

764
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,207
DOING SOMETHING WE CAN'T SEE.

765
00:20:43,207 --> 00:20:44,484
>> YOU ARE GORGEOUS.

766
00:20:44,484 --> 00:20:45,244
>> YOU'RE GORGEOUS AS WELL.

767
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:45,934
>> OH, THANK YOU.

768
00:20:45,934 --> 00:20:46,590
[laughs]

769
00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:47,660
>> GET A ROOM.

770
00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:48,764
>> BUT YOU CAN HEAR IT, AND

771
00:20:48,764 --> 00:20:50,352
IT PROBABLY SOUNDS LIKE THIS.

772
00:20:50,352 --> 00:20:53,528
[makes suckling noise]

773
00:20:53,528 --> 00:20:54,460
AH.

774
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:56,324
>> NUMBER FOUR, THE O.G.

775
00:20:56,324 --> 00:20:58,636
DREAM GIRL, SHERYL LEE RALPH.

776
00:20:58,636 --> 00:21:00,259
>> LOVE THE ORIGINAL DREAM GIRL.

777
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,674
COME ON, IT DOESN'T GET BETTER

778
00:21:01,674 --> 00:21:03,641
THAN THAT, AND SHE DON'T MIND

779
00:21:03,641 --> 00:21:04,953
TELLING IT LIKE IT IS, EITHER.

780
00:21:04,953 --> 00:21:06,368
>> IT'S LIKE YOU HAVE A BEARD

781
00:21:06,368 --> 00:21:07,369
ON YOUR FOREHEAD.

782
00:21:07,369 --> 00:21:09,026
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.

783
00:21:09,026 --> 00:21:11,270
PUT A CORK IN IT.

784
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,961
>> PUT A CORK IN IT.

785
00:21:12,961 --> 00:21:14,238
I WAS LIKE...

786
00:21:14,238 --> 00:21:15,895
>> LITERALLY, SPEAK WITH THAT

787
00:21:15,895 --> 00:21:17,241
CORK IN THE MOUTH.

788
00:21:17,241 --> 00:21:19,001
IT WILL DO WONDERS FOR

789
00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:20,624
ENUNCIATION.

790
00:21:20,624 --> 00:21:22,281
>> IT HELPS YOU ENUNCIATE YOUR

791
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,524
WORDS, AND PEOPLE CAN UNDERSTAND

792
00:21:24,524 --> 00:21:26,940
YOU BETTER.

793
00:21:26,940 --> 00:21:28,563
>> NUMBER THREE, LEAH REMINI

794
00:21:28,563 --> 00:21:29,667
IS HERE.

795
00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:30,772
>> SO THE LIPSTICK SHOULD STAY

796
00:21:30,772 --> 00:21:31,462
ON.

797
00:21:31,462 --> 00:21:32,325
>> SHE SAID IT LASTS THROUGH

798
00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:33,015
ALL THAT.

799
00:21:33,015 --> 00:21:34,293
>> I LOVE LEAH REMINI AS

800
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,294
A JUDGE.

801
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,881
SHE AND MICHELLE ARE JUST LIKE

802
00:21:36,881 --> 00:21:38,780
THOSE TWO MUPPETS WHO JUST READ

803
00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:40,368
THE SHOW FOR FILTH.

804
00:21:40,368 --> 00:21:42,059
>> WHEN LEAH REMINI AND MICHELLE

805
00:21:42,059 --> 00:21:43,785
VISAGE WERE GETTING INTO IT,

806
00:21:43,785 --> 00:21:45,407
HONEY, I WAS LIKE, "CAN THIS BE

807
00:21:45,407 --> 00:21:46,995
THE UNTUCKEDEPISODE, PLEASE?"

808
00:21:46,995 --> 00:21:48,341
>> DID IT STAY ON THROUGH

809
00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:49,791
THE TRICK OR NOT?

810
00:21:49,791 --> 00:21:50,792
>> YES.

811
00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:52,069
>> WELL, I DIDN'T GET THAT.

812
00:21:52,069 --> 00:21:53,450
>> ALL RIGHT, THEN.

813
00:21:53,450 --> 00:21:54,174
>> YEAH, YOU WERE ON

814
00:21:54,174 --> 00:21:55,210
THE KING OF QUEENS?

815
00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:56,763
I'M THE QUEEN OF QUEENS.

816
00:21:56,763 --> 00:21:57,626
>> I THOUGHT THEY WERE TRYING TO

817
00:21:57,626 --> 00:21:58,903
BE TOO FUNNY.

818
00:21:58,903 --> 00:21:59,904
THEY WERE TRYING TO OUTDO EACH

819
00:21:59,904 --> 00:22:01,389
OTHER, AND THAT'S NOT A TEAM

820
00:22:01,389 --> 00:22:02,148
PLAYER.

821
00:22:02,148 --> 00:22:03,114
>> I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.

822
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:03,805
YEAH, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.

823
00:22:03,805 --> 00:22:04,461
>> HALLELUJAH.

824
00:22:04,461 --> 00:22:05,427
>> SO THEY CREATED A CHARACTER--

825
00:22:05,427 --> 00:22:06,566
>> PAUSE.

826
00:22:06,566 --> 00:22:07,326
ONE SECOND, RU.

827
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,016
>> OKAY.

828
00:22:08,016 --> 00:22:08,844
>> MICHELLE JUST SAID I WAS

829
00:22:08,844 --> 00:22:09,811
RIGHT, SO IF WE COULD JUST TAKE

830
00:22:09,811 --> 00:22:10,501
A MOMENT.

831
00:22:10,501 --> 00:22:12,365
>> I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.

832
00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:13,711
>> SPEAKING OF SISTERHOODS, YOU

833
00:22:13,711 --> 00:22:15,403
HAVE MICHELLE VISAGE AND SANTINO

834
00:22:15,403 --> 00:22:17,025
RICE GOING AT IT LIKE THEY'RE

835
00:22:17,025 --> 00:22:18,198
HAVING THEY OWN FREAKIN'

836
00:22:18,198 --> 00:22:18,992
QUARRELS.

837
00:22:18,992 --> 00:22:20,649
I--DO THEY JUST NOT AGREE

838
00:22:20,649 --> 00:22:21,685
ON ANYTHING?

839
00:22:21,685 --> 00:22:22,617
>> NUMBER TWO.

840
00:22:22,617 --> 00:22:23,342
>> HE WANTS TO SAY WHATEVER

841
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,273
I SAY, THE OPPOSITE.

842
00:22:24,273 --> 00:22:24,964
>> NO, I DON'T.

843
00:22:24,964 --> 00:22:26,068
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.

844
00:22:26,068 --> 00:22:27,553
>> I THINK THAT MICHELLE AND

845
00:22:27,553 --> 00:22:29,727
SANTINO ARE DEFINITELY FIGHTING

846
00:22:29,727 --> 00:22:31,660
A LITTLE BIT MORE THIS YEAR,

847
00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:34,732
BECAUSE I'VE SEEN A 33% INCREASE

848
00:22:34,732 --> 00:22:37,079
IN SIDE EYE.

849
00:22:37,079 --> 00:22:38,943
>> IT WAS GREAT TO SEE BIANCA

850
00:22:38,943 --> 00:22:40,428
DEL NERO IN THAT LIGHT.

851
00:22:40,428 --> 00:22:41,670
>> OR DEL RIO.

852
00:22:41,670 --> 00:22:42,740
>> I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS

853
00:22:42,740 --> 00:22:44,708
LIKE WATCHING BIANCA DEL NERO'S

854
00:22:44,708 --> 00:22:45,536
PAST--

855
00:22:45,536 --> 00:22:46,261
>> DEL RIO?

856
00:22:46,261 --> 00:22:46,951
>> WHAT'D I SAY?

857
00:22:46,951 --> 00:22:47,883
>> DEL NERO.

858
00:22:47,883 --> 00:22:48,712
>> NO, DEL RIO.

859
00:22:48,712 --> 00:22:49,644
>> THIS IS THE SECOND TIME

860
00:22:49,644 --> 00:22:50,334
YOU'VE SAID--

861
00:22:50,334 --> 00:22:51,024
>> DEL NERO.

862
00:22:51,024 --> 00:22:51,680
>> DEL NERO.

863
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,164
>> I WOULD NEVER SAY "DEL NERO."

864
00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:54,062
>> YOU SAID IT TWO TIMES.

865
00:22:54,062 --> 00:22:55,063
GO TO THE TAPE.

866
00:22:55,063 --> 00:22:56,271
>> SHUT THE [bleep], NO.

867
00:22:56,271 --> 00:22:57,479
>> YOU'RE [bleep] CRAZY IF YOU

868
00:22:57,479 --> 00:22:58,411
THINK YOU DIDN'T SAY IT.

869
00:22:58,411 --> 00:22:59,308
>> I ACTUALLY THOUGHT WE WERE

870
00:22:59,308 --> 00:23:02,726
WATCHING A TAPE FROM BIANCA DEL

871
00:23:02,726 --> 00:23:04,037
NERO--

872
00:23:04,037 --> 00:23:04,693
[laughs]

873
00:23:04,693 --> 00:23:05,625
NOW, YOU'RE NODDING YOUR [bleep]

874
00:23:05,625 --> 00:23:06,315
HEAD.

875
00:23:06,315 --> 00:23:06,971
>> THIRD TIME.

876
00:23:06,971 --> 00:23:08,145
>> "I DIDN'T SAY THAT."

877
00:23:08,145 --> 00:23:09,318
>> WHAT'S A DEL NERO?

878
00:23:09,318 --> 00:23:10,285
>> I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT SOUNDS

879
00:23:10,285 --> 00:23:11,320
DELICIOUS.

880
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,253
>> NUMBER ONE, DRAG RACESUPER

881
00:23:13,253 --> 00:23:15,463
FAN KHLOE KARDASHIAN.

882
00:23:15,463 --> 00:23:16,809
>> KHLOE KARDASHIAN IS SORT OF

883
00:23:16,809 --> 00:23:19,501
LIKE THE HONEY BADGER OF DRAG.

884
00:23:19,501 --> 00:23:20,709
SHE DOESN'T CARE.

885
00:23:20,709 --> 00:23:22,435
>> BASIC BITCHES NOT WANTED.

886
00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:24,161
I HAVE A VERY BIG CAMEL TOE.

887
00:23:24,161 --> 00:23:25,438
MY [bleep] IS VERY LARGE

888
00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:26,128
AND IN CHARGE.

889
00:23:26,128 --> 00:23:27,336
I'M A BIG GIRL.

890
00:23:27,336 --> 00:23:28,407
>> I LOVE ANYBODY WHO'S GOT A

891
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,822
LARGE AND IN CHARGE [bleep].

892
00:23:29,822 --> 00:23:31,410
>> HASHTAG NO FILTER.

893
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,376
>> NOW, DURING KHLOE

894
00:23:32,376 --> 00:23:34,240
KARDASHIAN'S SECOND APPEARANCE

895
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,104
THIS SEASON, SHE PERFORMED ON

896
00:23:36,104 --> 00:23:38,417
THE MAIN STAGE WITH RAVEN

897
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,866
AND MANILA.

898
00:23:39,866 --> 00:23:41,281
THE SEQUENCE WAS SUPPOSED TO

899
00:23:41,281 --> 00:23:42,421
AIR ON KEEPING UP WITH THE

900
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:45,320
KARDASHIANS,SO THIS FOOTAGE IS

901
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:48,461
SO EXCLUSIVE, IT GOT CUT FROM

902
00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:51,671
NOT JUST ONE, BUT TWO SHOWS.

903
00:23:51,671 --> 00:23:53,432
>> LOOK AT THAT BODY, MY GOD.

904
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,122
IT'S GORGEOUS.

905
00:23:54,122 --> 00:23:55,364
>> WHICH ONE, ME?

906
00:23:55,364 --> 00:23:56,020
OH.

907
00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:57,505
>> YOUR PADS ARE AMAZING.

908
00:23:57,505 --> 00:23:59,610
>> YES.

909
00:23:59,610 --> 00:24:00,439
>> I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE

910
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,440
LIP-SYNCHING ON THE STAGE OF

911
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,682
RUPAUL'S DRAG RACEAGAIN.

912
00:24:02,682 --> 00:24:04,650
>> SASHAY SHANTE

913
00:24:04,650 --> 00:24:06,583
>> YEAH.

914
00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:08,101
>> DO IT, DO IT

915
00:24:08,101 --> 00:24:09,102
OH

916
00:24:09,102 --> 00:24:10,483
ALL THE GIRLS SAY

917
00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:14,418
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

918
00:24:14,418 --> 00:24:15,833
>> KHLOE KARDASHIAN,

919
00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:17,801
SHANTE, YOU STAY.

920
00:24:17,801 --> 00:24:18,526
>> WHOO!

921
00:24:18,526 --> 00:24:19,803
THANK YOU, RU.

922
00:24:19,803 --> 00:24:21,287
>> RAVEN AND I LOST TO

923
00:24:21,287 --> 00:24:23,047
KHLOE KARDASHIAN.

924
00:24:23,047 --> 00:24:24,255
DAMN.

925
00:24:24,255 --> 00:24:26,361
>> UP NEXT, THE TOP FIVE

926
00:24:26,361 --> 00:24:27,466
SMACKDOWNS.

927
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:30,054
>> YES, GOD, NESSA.

928
00:24:30,054 --> 00:24:32,091
>> ONE FINAL LOOK AT OUR TOP

929
00:24:32,091 --> 00:24:34,403
THREE QUEENS, AND WHY ARE THESE

930
00:24:34,403 --> 00:24:36,371
QUEENS BLINDFOLDED?

931
00:24:36,371 --> 00:24:37,683
>> BITCH, GET INTO IT.

932
00:24:37,683 --> 00:24:39,512
>> FIND OUT, AS RUPAUL'S DRAG

933
00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:41,480
RACECOUNTDOWN TO THE CROWN

934
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,067
CONTINUES.

935
00:24:43,067 --> 00:24:45,069
CONTINUES.
[laughs]

936
00:24:45,069 --> 00:24:47,486
[laughs]

937
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:48,935
>> [laughs]

938
00:24:48,935 --> 00:24:50,558
WELCOME BACK TO RUPAUL'S DRAG

939
00:24:50,558 --> 00:24:52,801
RACECOUNTDOWN TO THE CROWN.

940
00:24:52,801 --> 00:24:55,597
NOW, HERE AT THE DRAG RACE,

941
00:24:55,597 --> 00:24:58,151
WE'RE ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY,

942
00:24:58,151 --> 00:25:00,533
AND LIKE EVERY FAMILY,

943
00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:02,328
WELL, SOMETIMES, [bleep]

944
00:25:02,328 --> 00:25:03,847
DO GET REAL.

945
00:25:03,847 --> 00:25:06,159
THE TOP FIVE SMACKDOWNS.

946
00:25:06,159 --> 00:25:07,264
NUMBER FIVE.

947
00:25:07,264 --> 00:25:08,437
>> BITCH, ANYBODY THAT COMES

948
00:25:08,437 --> 00:25:09,335
DOWN THE RUNWAY LOOKING LIKE

949
00:25:09,335 --> 00:25:10,957
THAT THINKING THAT THAT'S

950
00:25:10,957 --> 00:25:12,234
TONY AWARDS, I WANT TO GET INTO

951
00:25:12,234 --> 00:25:13,926
YOUR BRAIN, SO WHAT'S GOING ON?

952
00:25:13,926 --> 00:25:16,273
>> GIA IS VERY ONE-SIDED WITH

953
00:25:16,273 --> 00:25:17,688
HER IDEA OF DRAG.

954
00:25:17,688 --> 00:25:19,656
I COULD GO OFF ON THE NUMBER OF

955
00:25:19,656 --> 00:25:21,485
THINGS THAT SHE NEEDS TO FIX,

956
00:25:21,485 --> 00:25:23,832
BUT I'D RATHER NOT.

957
00:25:23,832 --> 00:25:26,525
>> GIA'S DRAG IS ALL ABOUT BEING

958
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:27,836
FISHY, GIVING THE ILLUSION OF

959
00:25:27,836 --> 00:25:30,977
A WOMAN, AND MILK'S DRAG IS KIND

960
00:25:30,977 --> 00:25:31,944
OF OPPOSITE THAT.

961
00:25:31,944 --> 00:25:33,048
>> I LOVE MILK'S DRAG.

962
00:25:33,048 --> 00:25:34,394
I THINK THERE'S AN AUTHENTICITY

963
00:25:34,394 --> 00:25:35,085
TO IT.

964
00:25:35,085 --> 00:25:36,535
IT'S JUST HIS OWN PARTICULAR

965
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:37,363
THING, AND I LIVE.

966
00:25:37,363 --> 00:25:38,882
I COMPLETELY LIVE FOR MILK.

967
00:25:38,882 --> 00:25:40,055
>> JUST GOT OFF THE BOAT, YOU

968
00:25:40,055 --> 00:25:41,712
KNOW, A LITTLE TRIP FROM ASIA.

969
00:25:41,712 --> 00:25:43,749
JUST LANDED LIKE FRESH TILAPIA.

970
00:25:43,749 --> 00:25:44,646
>> WHY'S SHE SO PROUD OF

971
00:25:44,646 --> 00:25:45,336
TILAPIA?

972
00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:47,753
IT'S LIKE THE CHEAPEST FISH.

973
00:25:47,753 --> 00:25:49,478
>> SASHAY AWAY.

974
00:25:49,478 --> 00:25:51,342
>> YOU GUYS ARE ALL STILL DUDES.

975
00:25:51,342 --> 00:25:52,896
>> NUMBER FOUR. ALL STILL DUDES.

976
00:25:52,896 --> 00:25:53,931
>> NICE TO MEET YOU, COURTNEY.

977
00:25:53,931 --> 00:25:54,829
I'M A BIG FAN OF YOURS.

978
00:25:54,829 --> 00:25:55,761
MY NAME'S JOSLYN FOX.

979
00:25:55,761 --> 00:25:56,555
>> WHEN WE NEED A LOW-RENT

980
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:57,694
VERSION OF COURTNEY, I'LL LET

981
00:25:57,694 --> 00:25:59,350
YOU KNOW.

982
00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:01,042
>> SOMETIMES IT'S GREAT TO MEET

983
00:26:01,042 --> 00:26:02,664
YOUR IDOL, AND SOMETIMES

984
00:26:02,664 --> 00:26:04,148
IT'S NOT.

985
00:26:04,148 --> 00:26:06,219
>> YOUR DRAG ISN'T AS POLISHED

986
00:26:06,219 --> 00:26:07,773
AS THE OTHER DRAG IN THE

987
00:26:07,773 --> 00:26:09,982
COMPETITION RIGHT NOW.

988
00:26:09,982 --> 00:26:10,845
I'M NOT BEING MEAN.

989
00:26:10,845 --> 00:26:13,019
I'M JUST BEING FACTUAL, BUT I

990
00:26:13,019 --> 00:26:14,503
DIDN'T MEAN IT IN ANY WAY TO

991
00:26:14,503 --> 00:26:15,470
HURT HER FEELINGS.

992
00:26:15,470 --> 00:26:16,644
>> IT WAS VERY BIG SISTER,

993
00:26:16,644 --> 00:26:17,368
LITTLE SISTER, YOU KNOW?

994
00:26:17,368 --> 00:26:18,956
THE LITTLE SISTER IDOLIZING THE

995
00:26:18,956 --> 00:26:20,924
BIG SISTER, AND THEN SHE WAKES

996
00:26:20,924 --> 00:26:23,823
UP, AND REALIZES THAT IT'S

997
00:26:23,823 --> 00:26:24,686
A MAN.

998
00:26:24,686 --> 00:26:28,034
[laughs]

999
00:26:28,034 --> 00:26:29,484
>> I'VE GOT MY LACE FRONT GLUED

1000
00:26:29,484 --> 00:26:30,450
DOWN.

1001
00:26:30,450 --> 00:26:32,660
I DO GLANCE OVER AND NOTICE

1002
00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:34,351
JOSLYN GIVING A LITTLE SIDEBURN

1003
00:26:34,351 --> 00:26:35,766
ACTION.

1004
00:26:35,766 --> 00:26:36,560
WE'LL HAVE TO GET HER INTO

1005
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,632
A NICE LACE FRONT WIG.

1006
00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:40,702
>> NUMBER THREE.

1007
00:26:40,702 --> 00:26:42,946
>> YOU WON A CHALLENGE.

1008
00:26:42,946 --> 00:26:44,154
>> I WON THE FIRST CHALLENGE

1009
00:26:44,154 --> 00:26:44,810
TOO.

1010
00:26:44,810 --> 00:26:45,500
>> OH, YOU DID?

1011
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:46,156
OH.

1012
00:26:46,156 --> 00:26:46,984
>> I DID.

1013
00:26:46,984 --> 00:26:48,917
>> I WASN'T THERE.

1014
00:26:48,917 --> 00:26:50,919
YEAH, IT DOESN'T COUNT.

1015
00:26:50,919 --> 00:26:51,644
>> HONEY, I DIDN'T HAVE MY

1016
00:26:51,644 --> 00:26:53,577
GLASSES ON, SO I DIDN'T SEE THE

1017
00:26:53,577 --> 00:26:55,268
ULTIMATE SHADE SHOWDOWN COMING.

1018
00:26:55,268 --> 00:26:56,269
>> WHY DID DARIENNE HATE BEN

1019
00:26:56,269 --> 00:26:57,236
SO MUCH?

1020
00:26:57,236 --> 00:26:57,995
>> DARIENNE, WHY DIDN'T YOU

1021
00:26:57,995 --> 00:26:58,651
CHOOSE ME?

1022
00:26:58,651 --> 00:26:59,445
>> IT'S NONE OF YOUR [bleep]

1023
00:26:59,445 --> 00:27:00,170
BUSINESS.

1024
00:27:00,170 --> 00:27:03,104
>> all: OOH!

1025
00:27:03,104 --> 00:27:04,519
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT INTIMIDATES

1026
00:27:04,519 --> 00:27:06,383
A GIRL MORE, THE GIRLS WHO ARE

1027
00:27:06,383 --> 00:27:07,418
GOOD AT THE THINGS THEY'RE NOT

1028
00:27:07,418 --> 00:27:08,627
GOOD AT, OR THE GIRLS WHO ARE

1029
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:09,386
GOOD AT THE THINGS THEY'RE

1030
00:27:09,386 --> 00:27:10,042
GOOD AT.

1031
00:27:10,042 --> 00:27:11,112
>> I'M TOO YOUNG AND PRETTY TO

1032
00:27:11,112 --> 00:27:11,906
BE A COUGAR.

1033
00:27:11,906 --> 00:27:12,700
>> [laughs]

1034
00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:13,839
>> AND A LOT OF, YOU KNOW,

1035
00:27:13,839 --> 00:27:15,668
COUGARS ARE DELUSIONAL.

1036
00:27:15,668 --> 00:27:17,670
>> DARIENNE DOES NOT LIKE DE LA,

1037
00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:18,878
AND YOU KNOW WHY?

1038
00:27:18,878 --> 00:27:19,948
IT'S NONE OF YOUR [bleep]

1039
00:27:19,948 --> 00:27:21,536
BUSINESS.

1040
00:27:21,536 --> 00:27:24,228
>> I'M NOT A MONSTER.

1041
00:27:24,228 --> 00:27:25,298
>> NUMBER TWO.

1042
00:27:25,298 --> 00:27:26,023
>> I DO FEEL A LITTLE BIT

1043
00:27:26,023 --> 00:27:26,748
SHAFTED BY YOU TODAY.

1044
00:27:26,748 --> 00:27:28,129
>> WHEN?

1045
00:27:28,129 --> 00:27:29,268
>> I DON'T REMEMBER THE EXACT

1046
00:27:29,268 --> 00:27:30,165
COMMENT YOU SAID.

1047
00:27:30,165 --> 00:27:31,580
>> WHAT DID SHE SAY, LAGANJA?

1048
00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:33,306
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE SAID.

1049
00:27:33,306 --> 00:27:34,411
>> I TRIED TO, LIKE, FIGURE OUT,

1050
00:27:34,411 --> 00:27:35,446
LIKE, WHAT IT IS I THOUGHT YOU

1051
00:27:35,446 --> 00:27:37,621
SAID, AND I THINK IT WAS JUST,

1052
00:27:37,621 --> 00:27:38,553
LIKE, THE FACT THAT, YOU KNOW,

1053
00:27:38,553 --> 00:27:39,381
I WAS JUST, LIKE, REALLY

1054
00:27:39,381 --> 00:27:41,383
EMOTIONAL AND DISTRAUGHT

1055
00:27:41,383 --> 00:27:42,730
AND ALREADY DOWN.

1056
00:27:42,730 --> 00:27:44,593
>> BUT I FELT LIKE AT ONE POINT,

1057
00:27:44,593 --> 00:27:45,629
MAYBE EARLIER, OR MAYBE

1058
00:27:45,629 --> 00:27:47,769
YESTERDAY, THAT POSSIBLY THERE

1059
00:27:47,769 --> 00:27:48,977
WAS SOMETHING GOING ON BETWEEN

1060
00:27:48,977 --> 00:27:51,635
ADORE AND LAGANJA, BUT I CAN'T

1061
00:27:51,635 --> 00:27:54,189
REMEMBER, BUT I'M SORRY.

1062
00:27:54,189 --> 00:27:55,156
>> NUMBER ONE.

1063
00:27:55,156 --> 00:27:56,744
>> [bleep] THESE BITCHES.

1064
00:27:56,744 --> 00:27:58,159
ARE YOU IN A WHITESNAKE VIDEO?

1065
00:27:58,159 --> 00:27:59,263
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE?

1066
00:27:59,263 --> 00:28:00,471
>> SHE MOUTHED OFF TO EVERY

1067
00:28:00,471 --> 00:28:01,300
SINGLE PERSON.

1068
00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:02,197
SHE DON'T--IT DOESN'T MATTER

1069
00:28:02,197 --> 00:28:02,853
WHO YOU ARE.

1070
00:28:02,853 --> 00:28:04,406
>> I WILL SHOW YOU VERSATILITY

1071
00:28:04,406 --> 00:28:05,580
WHEN SANTINO WINS A SEWING

1072
00:28:05,580 --> 00:28:06,857
COMPETITION AND VISAGE WEARS

1073
00:28:06,857 --> 00:28:08,100
A [bleep] TURTLENECK.

1074
00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:09,377
>> AND THEN I LOVE THE FACT THAT

1075
00:28:09,377 --> 00:28:10,758
SHE THROWS THE TRUTH BACK IN

1076
00:28:10,758 --> 00:28:11,448
THEIR FACE.

1077
00:28:11,448 --> 00:28:13,519
>> I'M MORE OF A BEYONCE MYSELF.

1078
00:28:13,519 --> 00:28:15,038
>> AT LEAST BEYONCE'S DRESSES

1079
00:28:15,038 --> 00:28:15,797
HIT THE FLOOR.

1080
00:28:15,797 --> 00:28:16,902
>> NOW, LET'S GET ONE THING

1081
00:28:16,902 --> 00:28:17,765
STRAIGHT.

1082
00:28:17,765 --> 00:28:20,112
BIANCA'S NOT A BITCH,

1083
00:28:20,112 --> 00:28:21,354
SHE'S RIGHT.

1084
00:28:21,354 --> 00:28:22,562
>> WE'RE DRAG QUEENS IN A

1085
00:28:22,562 --> 00:28:24,530
[bleep] COMPETITION.

1086
00:28:24,530 --> 00:28:25,876
THE ONLY THING WORSE IS [bleep]

1087
00:28:25,876 --> 00:28:27,775
PRISON.

1088
00:28:27,775 --> 00:28:30,467
>> NOW, LIKE TRUE SISTERS, MY

1089
00:28:30,467 --> 00:28:32,469
GIRLS ARE ALWAYS THERE TO LIFT

1090
00:28:32,469 --> 00:28:34,402
EACH OTHER UP.

1091
00:28:34,402 --> 00:28:36,507
LET'S COUNT DOWN THIS SEASON'S

1092
00:28:36,507 --> 00:28:38,993
TOP THREE SUPPORT HO'S.

1093
00:28:38,993 --> 00:28:40,235
NUMBER THREE.

1094
00:28:40,235 --> 00:28:41,581
>> WHEN EVERYBODY WAS BAGGING ON

1095
00:28:41,581 --> 00:28:42,893
MILK FOR HER LOOK, JOSLYN WAS

1096
00:28:42,893 --> 00:28:44,619
THE ONLY ONE TO STICK UP FOR

1097
00:28:44,619 --> 00:28:45,275
HER.

1098
00:28:45,275 --> 00:28:45,931
>> YOU'RE IGNORANT.

1099
00:28:45,931 --> 00:28:47,104
I'M SORRY, IT'S IGNORANCE.

1100
00:28:47,104 --> 00:28:48,347
>> OH, IGNORANT NOW.

1101
00:28:48,347 --> 00:28:50,521
OKAY, WELL, IGNORANT WOULD BE ME

1102
00:28:50,521 --> 00:28:52,006
NOT WANTING TO BETTER EDUCATE

1103
00:28:52,006 --> 00:28:52,696
MYSELF.

1104
00:28:52,696 --> 00:28:53,628
>> WELL, EDUCATE YOURSELF.

1105
00:28:53,628 --> 00:28:54,767
>> THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING HER

1106
00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:55,975
WHAT SHE THINKS.

1107
00:28:55,975 --> 00:28:57,494
>> NO, YOU'RE READING HER.

1108
00:28:57,494 --> 00:28:58,564
>> OF COURSE, WHEN A PERSON'S

1109
00:28:58,564 --> 00:29:00,117
IGNORANT, THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND

1110
00:29:00,117 --> 00:29:01,912
WHAT THAT WORD MEANS.

1111
00:29:01,912 --> 00:29:03,811
[chuckles]

1112
00:29:03,811 --> 00:29:04,950
SO SHE GOT ALL BENT OUT OF

1113
00:29:04,950 --> 00:29:07,607
SHAPE, AND IT WAS THE TRUTH.

1114
00:29:07,607 --> 00:29:09,609
>> I'M NOT EDUCATED?

1115
00:29:09,609 --> 00:29:10,610
YOU LOOK LIKE A [bleep]

1116
00:29:10,610 --> 00:29:12,129
RECYCLING BIN.

1117
00:29:12,129 --> 00:29:13,510
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.

1118
00:29:13,510 --> 00:29:14,338
>> NUMBER TWO.

1119
00:29:14,338 --> 00:29:15,650
>> YOU ARE BEN DE LA CREME, AND

1120
00:29:15,650 --> 00:29:16,478
THAT'S THE CHARACTER THAT YOU

1121
00:29:16,478 --> 00:29:17,376
HAVE BUILT, AND DON'T YOU CHANGE

1122
00:29:17,376 --> 00:29:18,101
IT FOR NOBODY.

1123
00:29:18,101 --> 00:29:19,654
>> WHEN HER SISTERS WERE FEELING

1124
00:29:19,654 --> 00:29:21,311
DOWN AFTER A ROUGH DAY AT THE

1125
00:29:21,311 --> 00:29:23,416
OFFICE, IT WAS NICE TO SEE THAT

1126
00:29:23,416 --> 00:29:25,073
TRINITY WAS ABLE TO GO AROUND

1127
00:29:25,073 --> 00:29:26,178
AND GIVE THEM A LITTLE PEP TALK,

1128
00:29:26,178 --> 00:29:26,834
YOU KNOW?

1129
00:29:26,834 --> 00:29:29,284
>> DO NOT BEAT YOURSELF UP OR

1130
00:29:29,284 --> 00:29:31,804
FEEL BAD BECAUSE COURTNEY, YOUR

1131
00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:33,081
COMPETITOR, TOLD YOU THAT YOUR

1132
00:29:33,081 --> 00:29:34,117
LOOK IS NOT POLISHED.

1133
00:29:34,117 --> 00:29:34,842
>> SHE WAS GIVING THEM A PEP

1134
00:29:34,842 --> 00:29:36,222
TALK LIKE SHE WAS A COACH IN THE

1135
00:29:36,222 --> 00:29:37,499
SUPER BOWL OR SOMETHING.

1136
00:29:37,499 --> 00:29:39,363
>> EXACTLY.

1137
00:29:39,363 --> 00:29:40,709
>> DIDN'T BEYONCE PERFORM AT

1138
00:29:40,709 --> 00:29:41,538
THE SUPER BOWL?

1139
00:29:41,538 --> 00:29:42,504
SHE WASN'T THE COACH, RIGHT?

1140
00:29:42,504 --> 00:29:44,955
[laughs]

1141
00:29:44,955 --> 00:29:45,991
>> NUMBER ONE.

1142
00:29:45,991 --> 00:29:47,026
>> REMEMBER, TRINITY, YOU KNOW

1143
00:29:47,026 --> 00:29:48,476
YOU CAN DO THIS.

1144
00:29:48,476 --> 00:29:49,926
YOU GOT THIS, BITCH.

1145
00:29:49,926 --> 00:29:51,962
>> BIANCA HAS A SOFT SIDE,

1146
00:29:51,962 --> 00:29:53,584
AND SHE HELPS THE GIRLS.

1147
00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:54,551
>> I THINK THAT BIANCA IS

1148
00:29:54,551 --> 00:29:55,932
ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE PERSON.

1149
00:29:55,932 --> 00:29:57,519
I THINK SHE'S A--SHE'S PROBABLY

1150
00:29:57,519 --> 00:29:58,555
A VERY SENSITIVE PERSON,

1151
00:29:58,555 --> 00:29:59,211
I'M IMAGINING.

1152
00:29:59,211 --> 00:30:00,729
>> I--AND DON'T TELL ANYBODY

1153
00:30:00,729 --> 00:30:01,800
THAT I'M BEING KIND, BUT I HAVE

1154
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,663
ANOTHER CINCHER IF YOU WANT ME

1155
00:30:03,663 --> 00:30:04,319
TO LACE YOU IN IT.

1156
00:30:04,319 --> 00:30:05,596
>> I'M DOWN.

1157
00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:06,459
>> OKAY, WE'LL DO IT.

1158
00:30:06,459 --> 00:30:08,392
>> SECRETLY, SHE ALLOWED ADORE

1159
00:30:08,392 --> 00:30:10,705
TO BORROW ONE OF HER CORSETS

1160
00:30:10,705 --> 00:30:13,984
IN FRONT OF NINE CAMERAS.

1161
00:30:13,984 --> 00:30:17,056
WAY TO PLAY THE GAME, BITCH.

1162
00:30:17,056 --> 00:30:19,921
>> COMING UP, LEGENDARY QUEENS

1163
00:30:19,921 --> 00:30:21,647
GIVE NEW INSIGHT INTO THE

1164
00:30:21,647 --> 00:30:22,579
TOP THREE.

1165
00:30:22,579 --> 00:30:23,925
>> FOR SUCH A VICIOUS BITCH,

1166
00:30:23,925 --> 00:30:25,168
SHE SURE IS PRETTY.

1167
00:30:25,168 --> 00:30:27,032
>> CALM DOWN, BEYONCE.

1168
00:30:27,032 --> 00:30:29,137
>> AND THE PIT CREW SISSY THAT

1169
00:30:29,137 --> 00:30:31,243
WALK.

1170
00:30:31,243 --> 00:30:32,554
>> AY, DIOS MIO.

1171
00:30:32,554 --> 00:30:34,073
>> AS RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE

1172
00:30:34,073 --> 00:30:35,212
COUNTDOWN TO THE CROWN

1173
00:30:35,212 --> 00:30:36,179
CONTINUES.

1174
00:30:36,179 --> 00:30:37,594
>> OKAY?

1175
00:30:37,594 --> 00:30:39,596
>> OKAY?
>> [laughs]

1176
00:30:39,596 --> 00:30:42,150
>> [laughs]

1177
00:30:42,150 --> 00:30:43,876
>> [laughs]

1178
00:30:43,876 --> 00:30:45,636
WELCOME BACK TO RUPAUL'S DRAG

1179
00:30:45,636 --> 00:30:47,776
RACECOUNTDOWN TO THE CROWN.

1180
00:30:47,776 --> 00:30:49,778
WITH JUST ONE WEEK UNTIL WE

1181
00:30:49,778 --> 00:30:51,090
CROWN AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

1182
00:30:51,090 --> 00:30:54,507
SUPERSTAR, IT'S ANYBODY'S GAME.

1183
00:30:54,507 --> 00:30:55,715
>> PREGNANT PAUSE,

1184
00:30:55,715 --> 00:30:56,751
PREGNANT PAUSE.

1185
00:30:56,751 --> 00:30:58,857
>> THE TIME HAS COME TO SCHOOL

1186
00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:01,860
THE CHILDREN ON THE ABCs.

1187
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:05,622
LEARN IT, AND LEARN IT WELL.

1188
00:31:05,622 --> 00:31:06,519
>> [bleep] YEAH,

1189
00:31:06,519 --> 00:31:07,762
I'M THE FIRST ONE!

1190
00:31:07,762 --> 00:31:09,833
>> A YOUNG QUEEN BURSTING WITH

1191
00:31:09,833 --> 00:31:12,560
RAW TALENT, AND THE ABILITY TO

1192
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:16,219
CHARM HER WAY OUT OF ANYTHING.

1193
00:31:16,219 --> 00:31:17,289
>> BUT I HAD TO WEAR IT, BECAUSE

1194
00:31:17,289 --> 00:31:18,186
IT WAS SEE-THROUGH, AND I WANTED

1195
00:31:18,186 --> 00:31:19,601
TO SHOW MY BODY.

1196
00:31:19,601 --> 00:31:21,638
[laughter]

1197
00:31:21,638 --> 00:31:23,191
>> ADORE HAS BABY JESUS EYES.

1198
00:31:23,191 --> 00:31:25,090
SHE JUST--YOU CAN'T HELP BUT

1199
00:31:25,090 --> 00:31:26,332
LOVE HER.

1200
00:31:26,332 --> 00:31:27,886
>> I LOVE ADORE DELANO, BECAUSE

1201
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,542
SHE'S LIKE, "MY DRESS DOESN'T

1202
00:31:29,542 --> 00:31:30,854
HIT THE FLOOR, AND I LOOK

1203
00:31:30,854 --> 00:31:31,959
[bleep] COOL."

1204
00:31:31,959 --> 00:31:32,821
>> YOU KNOW, I LOVE THAT SHE'S

1205
00:31:32,821 --> 00:31:33,822
GOT A LITTLE BIT OF A MESSINESS

1206
00:31:33,822 --> 00:31:34,478
TO HER.

1207
00:31:34,478 --> 00:31:35,134
>> OW.

1208
00:31:35,134 --> 00:31:35,928
>> I THINK A LITTLE BIT OF DIRT

1209
00:31:35,928 --> 00:31:37,136
UNDER THE ACRYLIC FINGERNAILS IS

1210
00:31:37,136 --> 00:31:38,310
KIND OF HOT SOMETIMES.

1211
00:31:38,310 --> 00:31:39,035
>> I'M [bleep] HOOD.

1212
00:31:39,035 --> 00:31:39,725
I'M FROM AZUSA.

1213
00:31:39,725 --> 00:31:41,520
I'LL STAB A BITCH.

1214
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:42,797
[laughs]

1215
00:31:42,797 --> 00:31:43,902
>> SHE TAKES THE CRITIQUES.

1216
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,075
SHE TRIES TO GROW FROM THEM,

1217
00:31:45,075 --> 00:31:46,628
BUT SHE'S STILL LOVING IT.

1218
00:31:46,628 --> 00:31:47,733
>> SHE HAD A BREAKTHROUGH WITH

1219
00:31:47,733 --> 00:31:49,286
RU IN THE WALKTHROUGH.

1220
00:31:49,286 --> 00:31:50,598
>> I CAME HERE TO BE, LIKE,

1221
00:31:50,598 --> 00:31:51,668
TOP THREE AND TO [bleep]

1222
00:31:51,668 --> 00:31:52,600
WIN IT.

1223
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:53,463
>> YOU CAN TASTE, LIKE,

1224
00:31:53,463 --> 00:31:56,673
SHE REALLY WANTED IT.

1225
00:31:56,673 --> 00:31:58,571
>> OOH, GIRL, BITCH BROUGHT IT

1226
00:31:58,571 --> 00:31:59,918
FOR THE VIDEO SHOOT.

1227
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:02,161
>> HER SISSY WAS SISSYING

1228
00:32:02,161 --> 00:32:03,128
MY WALK.

1229
00:32:03,128 --> 00:32:05,647
SHE WAS GIVING ME SISSY SPACEK.

1230
00:32:05,647 --> 00:32:07,926
>> SHE'S EAGER, SHE'S READY,

1231
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,375
AND SHE SINGS.

1232
00:32:09,375 --> 00:32:10,618
>> OH, AND IF YOU

1233
00:32:10,618 --> 00:32:12,033
DON'T BELIEVE

1234
00:32:12,033 --> 00:32:12,861
>> OH, [bleep].

1235
00:32:12,861 --> 00:32:15,036
SHE'S GONNA TAKE MY GIGS.

1236
00:32:15,036 --> 00:32:15,864
I HATE HER.

1237
00:32:15,864 --> 00:32:16,693
>> PARTY.

1238
00:32:16,693 --> 00:32:17,832
>> ADORE MAY HAVE STARTED WITH

1239
00:32:17,832 --> 00:32:19,938
A WHIMPER, BUT SHE ENDED WITH

1240
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,629
A BIG BANG.

1241
00:32:21,629 --> 00:32:23,700
WILL THIS FALLEN IDOL CONTINUE

1242
00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:25,874
HER RISE TO THE TIPPITY TOP?

1243
00:32:25,874 --> 00:32:27,946
>> NOT TODAY, SATAN, NOT TODAY.

1244
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,533
>> BIANCA DEL RIO WAS THIS

1245
00:32:29,533 --> 00:32:31,777
SEASON'S MOUTH THAT ROARED.

1246
00:32:31,777 --> 00:32:32,743
>> THESE PEOPLE ARE A BUNCH OF

1247
00:32:32,743 --> 00:32:33,710
ASS[bleep].

1248
00:32:33,710 --> 00:32:35,125
>> SHE'S A KILLER COMEDIAN,

1249
00:32:35,125 --> 00:32:36,955
A SEASONED QUEEN, AND A DAMN

1250
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,508
SEAMSTRESS.

1251
00:32:38,508 --> 00:32:39,612
LOVE THAT DRESS.

1252
00:32:39,612 --> 00:32:40,475
>> YOU CAN BORROW IT.

1253
00:32:40,475 --> 00:32:41,960
>> THAT DRESS IS GORGEOUS.

1254
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,099
>> YOU CAN BORROW THIS ONE TOO.

1255
00:32:43,099 --> 00:32:44,272
I'LL LEND IT TO YOU, GIRL.

1256
00:32:44,272 --> 00:32:45,964
>> NOT ONLY CAN SHE CUT A DRESS

1257
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,863
PATTERN, BUT SHE CAN CUT YOU TO

1258
00:32:48,863 --> 00:32:50,106
FILTH.

1259
00:32:50,106 --> 00:32:51,107
>> OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

1260
00:32:51,107 --> 00:32:52,349
I'M NOT YOUR MAMA.

1261
00:32:52,349 --> 00:32:53,661
MY NAME IS BIANCA.

1262
00:32:53,661 --> 00:32:55,283
>> NOTHING GETS PAST BIANCA,

1263
00:32:55,283 --> 00:32:56,560
AND I LOVE THAT.

1264
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,010
>> AND I GOT TO THINKING

1265
00:32:58,010 --> 00:32:59,978
THAT IT WAS A CROCK OF [bleep].

1266
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,565
>> SHE'S THE BITCH THAT I AGREE

1267
00:33:01,565 --> 00:33:02,808
WITH.

1268
00:33:02,808 --> 00:33:04,361
>> SHE KEEPS IT SO REAL, AND

1269
00:33:04,361 --> 00:33:05,604
EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF HER

1270
00:33:05,604 --> 00:33:06,985
MOUTH IS JUST ALL BRILLIANCE

1271
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:07,986
ALL THE TIME.

1272
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:10,471
>> SHE'S A MAN WITH ONE EYE

1273
00:33:10,471 --> 00:33:11,748
>> AT THE BEAT OF HER EYELASH,

1274
00:33:11,748 --> 00:33:12,749
SHE COULD DROP A FREAKIN'

1275
00:33:12,749 --> 00:33:13,508
ONE-LINER.

1276
00:33:13,508 --> 00:33:14,751
>> WHO'S HELPING YOU OUT?

1277
00:33:14,751 --> 00:33:15,717
>> WELL, THEY'RE ALL HELPING ME

1278
00:33:15,717 --> 00:33:16,753
OUT BY BEING HORRIBLE

1279
00:33:16,753 --> 00:33:17,754
AND MAKING ME LOOK BETTER.

1280
00:33:17,754 --> 00:33:18,582
>> [laughs]

1281
00:33:18,582 --> 00:33:20,308
>> I WAS PRETTY FLABBERGASTED

1282
00:33:20,308 --> 00:33:22,483
HOW SWEET BIANCA HAS TURNED OUT.

1283
00:33:22,483 --> 00:33:23,794
SHE'S ACTUALLY HELPED PEOPLE DO

1284
00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:24,692
THEIR MAKE-UP, CINCHED THEIR

1285
00:33:24,692 --> 00:33:26,935
BODY, AND REACHED OUT IN A TIME

1286
00:33:26,935 --> 00:33:27,833
OF NEED.

1287
00:33:27,833 --> 00:33:29,007
>> IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING,

1288
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:31,216
CALL A HATEFUL BITCH LIKE ME.

1289
00:33:31,216 --> 00:33:33,563
>> BUT IS SHE REALLY HELPING?

1290
00:33:33,563 --> 00:33:34,460
YOU NEVER KNOW.

1291
00:33:34,460 --> 00:33:36,014
THIS IS A COMPETITION, GIRLS.

1292
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:36,669
>> COME ON, SHAKE IT OFF.

1293
00:33:36,669 --> 00:33:37,394
SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OFF,

1294
00:33:37,394 --> 00:33:38,050
PRETEND IT'S GAS.

1295
00:33:38,050 --> 00:33:39,017
JUST LEAVE IT IN THE HALLWAY.

1296
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,466
>> BIANCA DEL RIO IS A

1297
00:33:40,466 --> 00:33:42,813
TAKE-NO-PRISONERS PROFESSIONAL

1298
00:33:42,813 --> 00:33:45,816
BITCH WITH A HEART OF GOLD.

1299
00:33:45,816 --> 00:33:47,025
>> YOU ALWAYS END WITH A NASTY

1300
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:47,680
COMMENT.

1301
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,613
>> I ALWAYS BEGIN WITH ONE TOO!

1302
00:33:49,613 --> 00:33:51,339
>> SHE'S A CUTTHROAT CONTENDER

1303
00:33:51,339 --> 00:33:53,341
FOR THE CROWN, BUT SHE'S NOT

1304
00:33:53,341 --> 00:33:54,066
ALONE.

1305
00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:55,447
>> IS THIS AMERICA'S NEXT TOP

1306
00:33:55,447 --> 00:33:56,310
MODEL?

1307
00:33:56,310 --> 00:33:58,036
>> ENTER COURTNEY ACT.

1308
00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,796
>> I HONESTLY WANT TO JUST SKIN

1309
00:33:59,796 --> 00:34:01,246
YOU ALIVE AND WEAR YOUR BODY.

1310
00:34:01,246 --> 00:34:02,143
>> [Australian accent] A PROVEN

1311
00:34:02,143 --> 00:34:03,834
SINGER AND SUPERSTAR FROM THE

1312
00:34:03,834 --> 00:34:06,423
LAND DOWN UNDER, COURTNEY ACT

1313
00:34:06,423 --> 00:34:08,253
CAUGHT OUR ATTENTION FROM DAY

1314
00:34:08,253 --> 00:34:09,116
ONE.

1315
00:34:09,116 --> 00:34:09,875
>> [squawks]

1316
00:34:09,875 --> 00:34:10,910
[laughter]

1317
00:34:10,910 --> 00:34:12,119
>> OH, IF PRETTY HURTS,

1318
00:34:12,119 --> 00:34:14,362
COURTNEY IS MURDERING US.

1319
00:34:14,362 --> 00:34:15,639
>> EVERY TIME SHE WALKS DOWN THE

1320
00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:16,537
RUNWAY, I'M LIKE, "WHO LET THAT

1321
00:34:16,537 --> 00:34:17,952
GIRL IN HERE?

1322
00:34:17,952 --> 00:34:19,264
CAN SOMEONE CALL SECURITY?

1323
00:34:19,264 --> 00:34:20,713
THERE'S A YOUNG WOMAN WALKING

1324
00:34:20,713 --> 00:34:23,509
AROUND THE MAIN STAGE.

1325
00:34:23,509 --> 00:34:24,510
>> SUCH A SHAME ABOUT THAT BODY.

1326
00:34:24,510 --> 00:34:25,753
I KNOW SHE WISHES SHE HAD

1327
00:34:25,753 --> 00:34:29,067
MY CURVES AND SWERVES, BABY.

1328
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:30,240
>> THE ONLY THING WRONG I WOULD

1329
00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:32,449
SAY IS, YOU'RE PERFECT.

1330
00:34:32,449 --> 00:34:33,347
>> WELL, EVERYONE ELSE IS

1331
00:34:33,347 --> 00:34:34,727
RELYING ON UGLY.

1332
00:34:34,727 --> 00:34:36,419
WHY CAN'T I RELY ON PRETTY?

1333
00:34:36,419 --> 00:34:37,972
[laughter]

1334
00:34:37,972 --> 00:34:40,802
>> SHE'S BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED.

1335
00:34:40,802 --> 00:34:42,252
>> I DON'T DRINK OR EAT

1336
00:34:42,252 --> 00:34:44,427
>> I DON'T DRINK OR EAT
OR CUSS

1337
00:34:44,427 --> 00:34:45,428
OR CUSS

1338
00:34:45,428 --> 00:34:46,567
>> I HATE THAT.

1339
00:34:46,567 --> 00:34:47,706
>> JUST WHEN YOU'RE READY TO

1340
00:34:47,706 --> 00:34:49,087
HATE COURTNEY, SHE DOES

1341
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,365
SOMETHING NICE, YOU SHADY LITTLE

1342
00:34:51,365 --> 00:34:52,090
BITCH.

1343
00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,505
>> YOU CAN FIND YOURSELF A NICE

1344
00:34:53,505 --> 00:34:55,438
MAN LOOKING JUST LIKE THAT.

1345
00:34:55,438 --> 00:34:57,025
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE RIGHT.

1346
00:34:57,025 --> 00:34:57,785
>> I JUST FEEL LIKE I HAVE

1347
00:34:57,785 --> 00:34:59,097
A WEIRD PROPORTIONED BODY.

1348
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,408
>> WELL, MAYBE YOU DO,

1349
00:35:00,408 --> 00:35:01,478
AND SO WHAT?

1350
00:35:01,478 --> 00:35:03,101
>> COURTNEY HAS STAR QUALITY

1351
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:04,688
WRITTEN ALL OVER HER.

1352
00:35:04,688 --> 00:35:05,758
>> WOULDN'T IT BE SO EXCITING TO

1353
00:35:05,758 --> 00:35:07,967
HAVE AN AUSTRALIAN AMERICA'S

1354
00:35:07,967 --> 00:35:10,004
NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR?

1355
00:35:10,004 --> 00:35:11,730
>> WILL THIS AUSSIE IMPORT PULL

1356
00:35:11,730 --> 00:35:14,042
AHEAD AND LEAVE THESE DOMESTIC

1357
00:35:14,042 --> 00:35:17,149
MODELS IN HER DUST?

1358
00:35:17,149 --> 00:35:18,702
>> COURTNEY DEFINITELY HAS WHAT

1359
00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:19,772
IT TAKES TO BE AMERICA'S NEXT

1360
00:35:19,772 --> 00:35:20,980
DRAG SUPERSTAR, BUT I--

1361
00:35:20,980 --> 00:35:22,430
>> BIANCA SHOULD WIN.

1362
00:35:22,430 --> 00:35:24,398
>> I LIKE ADORE DELANO, BECAUSE

1363
00:35:24,398 --> 00:35:25,882
SHE'S 22, AND SHE'S--

1364
00:35:25,882 --> 00:35:27,435
>> SILENCE.

1365
00:35:27,435 --> 00:35:29,920
I HAVE NOT MADE MY DECISION.

1366
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,475
SO WHO'S TEAM ARE YOU PLAYING

1367
00:35:32,475 --> 00:35:33,372
FOR?

1368
00:35:33,372 --> 00:35:35,063
TEAM ADORE DELANO,

1369
00:35:35,063 --> 00:35:36,789
TEAM BIANCA DEL RIO,

1370
00:35:36,789 --> 00:35:38,895
OR TEAM COURTNEY ACT?

1371
00:35:38,895 --> 00:35:41,277
HASHTAG IT AND TELL THE WORLD

1372
00:35:41,277 --> 00:35:43,106
WHO YOU THINK SHOULD BE CROWNED

1373
00:35:43,106 --> 00:35:45,557
AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

1374
00:35:45,557 --> 00:35:46,420
>> COULD WE JUST CROWN THIS

1375
00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:47,973
BITCH ALREADY?

1376
00:35:47,973 --> 00:35:50,355
>> UP NEXT, MY GIRLS GO BLINDLY

1377
00:35:50,355 --> 00:35:51,770
WHERE NO QUEENS HAVE GONE

1378
00:35:51,770 --> 00:35:52,978
BEFORE.

1379
00:35:52,978 --> 00:35:54,117
>> OKAY.

1380
00:35:54,117 --> 00:35:55,567
>> PLUS, THE WORLD VIDEO

1381
00:35:55,567 --> 00:35:57,672
PREMIERE OF SISSY THAT WALK

1382
00:35:57,672 --> 00:35:59,122
WHEN RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE

1383
00:35:59,122 --> 00:36:00,675
COUNTDOWN TO THE CROWN

1384
00:36:00,675 --> 00:36:01,952
CONTINUES.

1385
00:36:01,952 --> 00:36:03,954
CONTINUES.
>> [laughs]

1386
00:36:03,954 --> 00:36:06,543
>> [laughs]

1387
00:36:06,543 --> 00:36:08,442
>> [laughs]

1388
00:36:08,442 --> 00:36:09,615
WELCOME BACK TO RUPAUL'S

1389
00:36:09,615 --> 00:36:10,927
DRAG RACECOUNTDOWN TO

1390
00:36:10,927 --> 00:36:11,962
THE CROWN.

1391
00:36:11,962 --> 00:36:14,517
ADORE DELANO, BIANCA DEL RIO,

1392
00:36:14,517 --> 00:36:16,450
COURTNEY ACT, WHO DO YOU

1393
00:36:16,450 --> 00:36:18,555
THINK HAS THE BIGGEST CHARISMA,

1394
00:36:18,555 --> 00:36:21,144
UNIQUENESS, NERVE, AND TALENT?

1395
00:36:21,144 --> 00:36:22,870
STARTING NOW, YOU'VE GOT ONE

1396
00:36:22,870 --> 00:36:24,906
WEEK TO LET ME AND THE WORLD

1397
00:36:24,906 --> 00:36:26,287
KNOW.

1398
00:36:26,287 --> 00:36:27,254
RIGHT, GIRLS?

1399
00:36:27,254 --> 00:36:28,116
>> YES, GOD.

1400
00:36:28,116 --> 00:36:29,463
>> ABSOLUTELY.

1401
00:36:29,463 --> 00:36:31,361
>> DON'T WEAR BACON.

1402
00:36:31,361 --> 00:36:33,191
>> THIS SEASON, I'VE BEEN

1403
00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:35,676
CRITICIZED FOR PROMOTING TOO

1404
00:36:35,676 --> 00:36:39,645
MANY OF MY PRODUCTS, SO TONIGHT

1405
00:36:39,645 --> 00:36:42,200
I WILL NOT BE PLUGGING MY

1406
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,719
NUMBER-ONE ALBUM BORN NAKED.

1407
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:46,376
I WILL MAKE NO MENTION OF

1408
00:36:46,376 --> 00:36:48,033
MY SIGNATURE FRAGRANCE

1409
00:36:48,033 --> 00:36:49,966
RUPAUL'S GLAMAZON.

1410
00:36:49,966 --> 00:36:52,175
AND MY FINAL VOW, YOU WILL NOT

1411
00:36:52,175 --> 00:36:54,902
HEAR A PEEP OUT OF ME ABOUT THE

1412
00:36:54,902 --> 00:36:57,353
NEW RUPAUL CANDY BAR,

1413
00:36:57,353 --> 00:36:58,354
NOT A PEEP.

1414
00:36:58,354 --> 00:37:01,011
I WON'T MENTION IT, EVEN THOUGH

1415
00:37:01,011 --> 00:37:03,324
IT IS MADE WITH DELICIOUS MILK

1416
00:37:03,324 --> 00:37:06,672
CHOCOLATE, SEA SALT, AND...

1417
00:37:06,672 --> 00:37:07,604
PEANUT, PEANUT, PEANUT

1418
00:37:07,604 --> 00:37:08,502
PEANUT, PEANUT, PEANUT

1419
00:37:08,502 --> 00:37:09,261
P-P-P-P-PEANUT

1420
00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:10,400
PEANUT, PEANUT

1421
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,540
>> LET ME FEED Y'ALL!

1422
00:37:12,540 --> 00:37:13,472
>> OH!

1423
00:37:13,472 --> 00:37:14,508
>> ALL RIGHT.

1424
00:37:14,508 --> 00:37:15,888
>> OH, MY GOD.

1425
00:37:15,888 --> 00:37:18,270
>> [laughs]

1426
00:37:18,270 --> 00:37:20,238
THAT [bleep] IS GOOD.

1427
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:22,757
AND NOW, THE WORLD PREMIERE

1428
00:37:22,757 --> 00:37:24,242
OF THE OFFICIAL VIDEO FOR

1429
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,796
SISSY THAT WALK.

1430
00:37:26,796 --> 00:37:29,143
AND NEXT WEEK, JOIN ME AND ALL

1431
00:37:29,143 --> 00:37:30,869
MY GIRLS FOR

1432
00:37:30,869 --> 00:37:33,251
RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE REUNITED.

1433
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,873
>> OKAY.

1434
00:37:34,873 --> 00:37:36,150
>> NOW, REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T

1435
00:37:36,150 --> 00:37:38,186
LOVE YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL

1436
00:37:38,186 --> 00:37:39,774
YOU GONNA LOVE SOMEONE ELSE?

1437
00:37:39,774 --> 00:37:41,224
CAN I GET A CHOCOLATE BAR UP

1438
00:37:41,224 --> 00:37:41,949
IN HERE?

1439
00:37:41,949 --> 00:37:42,708
>> AMEN.

1440
00:37:42,708 --> 00:37:43,571
>> HALLELOO.

1441
00:37:43,571 --> 00:37:45,470
>> all: AMEN.

1442
00:37:45,470 --> 00:37:47,472
>> all: AMEN.
>> LET THE MUSIC VIDEO PLAY.

1443
00:37:47,472 --> 00:37:48,300
>> LET THE MUSIC VIDEO PLAY.

1444
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:49,301
[sultry pop music]

1445
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:58,276
>> PICK MYSELF UP

1446
00:37:58,276 --> 00:37:59,069
TURN THE WORLD

1447
00:37:59,069 --> 00:38:00,174
ON ITS HEAD

1448
00:38:00,174 --> 00:38:01,555
DON'T FORGET WHAT

1449
00:38:01,555 --> 00:38:02,245
DON'T FORGET

1450
00:38:02,245 --> 00:38:04,005
WHAT MY MAMA SAID

1451
00:38:04,005 --> 00:38:05,628
PEOPLE TALKING

1452
00:38:05,628 --> 00:38:07,768
SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME

1453
00:38:07,768 --> 00:38:08,424
UNLESS THEY

1454
00:38:08,424 --> 00:38:09,770
PAYING YOUR BILLS

1455
00:38:09,770 --> 00:38:11,703
PAY THEM BITCHES NO MIND

1456
00:38:11,703 --> 00:38:13,636
AND IF I FLY

1457
00:38:13,636 --> 00:38:15,327
OR IF I FALL

1458
00:38:15,327 --> 00:38:17,398
LEAST I CAN SAY

1459
00:38:17,398 --> 00:38:19,089
I GAVE IT ALL

1460
00:38:19,089 --> 00:38:21,195
AND IF I FLY

1461
00:38:21,195 --> 00:38:23,197
OR IF I FALL

1462
00:38:23,197 --> 00:38:24,957
I'M ON MY WAY

1463
00:38:24,957 --> 00:38:26,407
I'M ON MY WAY

1464
00:38:26,407 --> 00:38:28,340
FLY, FLY, FLY, FLY

1465
00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:30,169
UH-OH, OH, UH-OH

1466
00:38:30,169 --> 00:38:32,413
FLY, FLY, FLY, FLY

1467
00:38:32,413 --> 00:38:34,070
UH-OH, OH, UH-OH

1468
00:38:34,070 --> 00:38:36,037
FLY, FLY, FLY, FLY

1469
00:38:36,037 --> 00:38:37,798
UH-OH, OH, UH-OH

1470
00:38:37,798 --> 00:38:39,800
FLY, FLY, FLY, FLY

1471
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:40,456
UH-OH

1472
00:38:40,456 --> 00:38:41,698
NOW SISSY THAT WALK

1473
00:38:41,698 --> 00:38:49,706
NOW SISSY THAT WALK

1474
00:38:57,473 --> 00:38:59,302
BETTER BEWARE

1475
00:38:59,302 --> 00:39:00,959
AIN'T NO T AIN'T NO SHADE

1476
00:39:00,959 --> 00:39:02,650
BUT AT THE SAME TIME

1477
00:39:02,650 --> 00:39:03,651
BITCHES BETTER

1478
00:39:03,651 --> 00:39:04,997
GET OUT THE WAY

1479
00:39:04,997 --> 00:39:06,378
I'M A FEMME QUEEN

1480
00:39:06,378 --> 00:39:07,414
MOTHER OF THE

1481
00:39:07,414 --> 00:39:08,587
HOUSE OF NO SHAME

1482
00:39:08,587 --> 00:39:10,762
MY [...] IS ON FIRE

1483
00:39:10,762 --> 00:39:12,660
NOW KISS THE FLAME

1484
00:39:12,660 --> 00:39:14,593
AND IF I FLY

1485
00:39:14,593 --> 00:39:16,526
OR IF I FALL

1486
00:39:16,526 --> 00:39:18,425
LEAST I CAN SAY

1487
00:39:18,425 --> 00:39:20,254
I GAVE IT ALL

1488
00:39:20,254 --> 00:39:22,152
AND IF I FLY

1489
00:39:22,152 --> 00:39:24,016
OR IF I FALL

1490
00:39:24,016 --> 00:39:25,915
I'M ON MY WAY

1491
00:39:25,915 --> 00:39:27,503
I'M ON MY WAY

1492
00:39:27,503 --> 00:39:29,574
FLY, FLY, FLY, FLY

1493
00:39:29,574 --> 00:39:31,196
UH-OH, OH, UH-OH

1494
00:39:31,196 --> 00:39:33,405
FLY, FLY, FLY, FLY

1495
00:39:33,405 --> 00:39:35,027
UH-OH, OH, UH-OH

1496
00:39:35,027 --> 00:39:37,029
FLY, FLY, FLY, FLY

1497
00:39:37,029 --> 00:39:38,859
UH-OH, OH, UH-OH

1498
00:39:38,859 --> 00:39:40,964
FLY, FLY, FLY, FLY

1499
00:39:40,964 --> 00:39:41,620
UH-OH

1500
00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:42,725
NOW SISSY THAT WALK

1501
00:39:42,725 --> 00:39:50,733
NOW SISSY THAT WALK

1502
00:40:15,620 --> 00:40:17,553
AND IF I FLY

1503
00:40:17,553 --> 00:40:19,278
OR IF I FALL

1504
00:40:19,278 --> 00:40:21,349
AT LEAST I CAN SAY

1505
00:40:21,349 --> 00:40:23,041
I GAVE IT ALL

1506
00:40:23,041 --> 00:40:24,974
AND IF I FLY

1507
00:40:24,974 --> 00:40:26,907
OR IF I FALL

1508
00:40:26,907 --> 00:40:28,771
I'M ON MY WAY

1509
00:40:28,771 --> 00:40:30,358
I'M ON MY WAY

1510
00:40:30,358 --> 00:40:32,395
FLY, FLY, FLY, FLY

1511
00:40:32,395 --> 00:40:34,086
UH-OH, OH, UH-OH

1512
00:40:34,086 --> 00:40:36,157
FLY, FLY, FLY, FLY

1513
00:40:36,157 --> 00:40:37,814
UH-OH, OH, UH-OH

1514
00:40:37,814 --> 00:40:40,092
FLY, FLY, FLY, FLY

1515
00:40:40,092 --> 00:40:41,646
UH-OH, OH, UH-OH

1516
00:40:41,646 --> 00:40:43,855
FLY, FLY, FLY, FLY

1517
00:40:43,855 --> 00:40:45,581
UH-OH, OH, UH-OH

1518
00:40:45,581 --> 00:40:47,617
FLY, FLY, FLY, FLY

1519
00:40:47,617 --> 00:40:49,343
UH-OH, OH, UH-OH

1520
00:40:49,343 --> 00:40:51,449
FLY, FLY, FLY, FLY

1521
00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:53,105
UH-OH, OH, UH-OH

1522
00:40:53,105 --> 00:40:55,280
FLY, FLY, FLY, FLY

1523
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:56,868
UH-OH, OH, UH-OH

1524
00:40:56,868 --> 00:40:59,077
FLY, FLY, FLY, FLY

1525
00:40:59,077 --> 00:40:59,733
UH-OH

1526
00:40:59,733 --> 00:41:01,735
UH-OH
NOW SISSY THAT WALK

1527
00:41:01,735 --> 00:41:05,497
NOW SISSY THAT WALK

1528
00:41:05,497 --> 00:41:07,499
NOW SISSY THAT WALK
>> COME ON, NATCH.