1 00:00:01,484 --> 00:00:04,004 >> [laughs] [techno music] 2 00:00:12,081 --> 00:00:13,772 >> GREETINGS, EARTH QUEENS. 3 00:00:13,806 --> 00:00:16,775 I COME IN PEACE. 4 00:00:16,809 --> 00:00:19,329 I'M MISS FAME, I'M 29 YEARS OLD, AND I'M BEYOND-THIS-PLANET 5 00:00:19,364 --> 00:00:20,261 BEAUTIFUL. 6 00:00:20,296 --> 00:00:22,194 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE. 7 00:00:22,229 --> 00:00:23,747 THANK GOD. 8 00:00:23,782 --> 00:00:27,337 MY BRAND IS CLASSIC, CHIC FASHION MODEL. 9 00:00:27,372 --> 00:00:29,374 I THINK I MIGHT CHOOSE A CENTER SPOT. 10 00:00:29,408 --> 00:00:31,203 CENTER STAGE, IT FEELS APPROPRIATE. 11 00:00:31,238 --> 00:00:34,344 I'M READY TO SHOW EVERYBODY WHAT I'M MEANT TO DO, WHICH IS LEAVE 12 00:00:34,379 --> 00:00:39,418 A BEAUTY MARK ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET. 13 00:00:39,453 --> 00:00:40,868 >> HI, FELLAS. 14 00:00:40,902 --> 00:00:43,595 MY NAME IS GINGER MINJ, AND I AM A OVERWEIGHT, ASTHMATIC, 15 00:00:43,629 --> 00:00:46,701 CHAIN-SMOKING CROSS DRESSER FROM ORLANDO, FLORIDA. 16 00:00:46,736 --> 00:00:49,808 I LIKE TO DESCRIBE MYSELF AS "A GLAMOUR TOAD." 17 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:50,464 >> both: MWAH. 18 00:00:50,498 --> 00:00:51,499 >> YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 19 00:00:51,534 --> 00:00:52,776 >> SOMETHING SUBTLE TO RUN TO THE GROCERY STORE? 20 00:00:52,811 --> 00:00:54,916 >> JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING TO PICK UP SOME APPLES. 21 00:00:54,951 --> 00:00:58,334 >> I KNOW THAT I WILL NEVER BE THE PRETTIEST ONE, BUT I WILL 22 00:00:58,368 --> 00:01:01,923 ALWAYS BE THE BEAUTIFUL ONE. 23 00:01:01,958 --> 00:01:06,031 >> HOW Y'ALL DOING? 24 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:11,209 MY NAME IS JAIDYNN DIORE FIERCE, CAPITAL F-I-E-R-C-E, BECAUSE 25 00:01:11,243 --> 00:01:12,831 I AM WHAT? 26 00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:14,039 FIERCE. 27 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:14,695 >> HI, GORGEOUS. 28 00:01:14,729 --> 00:01:15,351 >> HI. 29 00:01:15,385 --> 00:01:16,041 >> HOW YOU DOING? 30 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,456 COME ON, MISS SICKLING. 31 00:01:17,491 --> 00:01:18,906 >> OKAY, GIRL. 32 00:01:18,940 --> 00:01:20,390 >> AND IS THERE ANOTHER BIG GIRL? 33 00:01:20,425 --> 00:01:21,805 [scoffs] I CAN ONLY BE THE ONLY BIG GIRL. 34 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:23,980 >> [laughs] >> SHE'S GONNA SERVE YOU BODY. 35 00:01:24,014 --> 00:01:27,466 SHE'S GONNA SERVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO SURVIVE. 36 00:01:27,501 --> 00:01:29,951 I'M ALWAYS GONNA GIVE YOU LIFE. 37 00:01:29,986 --> 00:01:33,679 [laughs] UH-OH. 38 00:01:33,714 --> 00:01:35,440 WHO IS IT? 39 00:01:35,474 --> 00:01:38,305 >> OOH, LA LA LA, LA-LA-LA-LA. 40 00:01:38,339 --> 00:01:41,653 I'M VIOLET CHACHKI, I'M 22 YEARS OLD, AND I AM A ONE-OF-A-KIND 41 00:01:41,687 --> 00:01:42,723 COLLECTIBLE. 42 00:01:42,757 --> 00:01:44,069 HEY, GANG. 43 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,139 >> COME ON, SHOES. 44 00:01:45,174 --> 00:01:45,795 >> RIGHT? 45 00:01:45,829 --> 00:01:46,796 >> HOW ARE YOU DOING? 46 00:01:46,830 --> 00:01:48,487 >> MY BIGGEST STRENGTH IS PROBABLY AESTHETICS. 47 00:01:48,522 --> 00:01:51,421 I'M VERY VISUALLY APPEALING. 48 00:01:51,456 --> 00:01:52,664 IS THAT CONCEITED? 49 00:01:52,698 --> 00:01:53,941 MISS FAME. 50 00:01:53,975 --> 00:01:54,873 VIOLET CHACHKI. 51 00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:57,013 >> VIOLET CHACHKI, YOU CAN'T FORGET THAT. 52 00:01:57,047 --> 00:01:58,221 >> GOSH. 53 00:01:58,256 --> 00:02:00,913 >> I'VE SEEN MISS FAME'S WORK BEFORE, AND I'M PRETTY 54 00:02:00,948 --> 00:02:05,366 IMPRESSED, BUT NOT THAT IMPRESSED. 55 00:02:05,401 --> 00:02:06,367 >> OH, OH, OH. 56 00:02:06,402 --> 00:02:07,196 >> OH. 57 00:02:07,230 --> 00:02:09,232 >> TALL FISH. 58 00:02:09,267 --> 00:02:11,614 >> WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME. 59 00:02:11,648 --> 00:02:14,513 MY NAME IS MAX, AND I'M A STARLET ON THE RISE. 60 00:02:14,548 --> 00:02:15,342 >> AND YOU'RE MAX? 61 00:02:15,376 --> 00:02:16,032 >> YES, I'M MAX. 62 00:02:16,066 --> 00:02:16,688 >> MAX, PERIOD? 63 00:02:16,722 --> 00:02:17,965 JUST MAX? 64 00:02:17,999 --> 00:02:19,967 >> MAX, PERIOD OR CAPITALIZED OR ANY WAY YOU WANT TO SAY IT OR 65 00:02:20,001 --> 00:02:21,175 SPELL IT. 66 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:23,143 >> COOL. 67 00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:25,697 I DO DRAG BECAUSE I HAVE THE YEARNING FOR OLD HOLLYWOOD 68 00:02:25,731 --> 00:02:26,353 GLAMOUR. 69 00:02:26,387 --> 00:02:27,837 >> WHERE ARE YOU FROM, MAX? 70 00:02:27,871 --> 00:02:29,252 >> I'M FROM WISCONSIN, ACTUALLY. 71 00:02:29,287 --> 00:02:31,565 >> WISCONSIN. 72 00:02:31,599 --> 00:02:35,224 >> WELL, YES, THIS IS A CONTEST FOR QUEENS, BUT NOT THE QUEEN OF 73 00:02:35,258 --> 00:02:36,673 ENGLAND, GIRL. 74 00:02:36,708 --> 00:02:37,674 >> CAN I LOOK AT YOUR PAPER? 75 00:02:37,709 --> 00:02:39,089 >> OF COURSE. 76 00:02:39,124 --> 00:02:42,541 >> LET ME TEACH YOU A BEAUTY TRICK. 77 00:02:42,576 --> 00:02:43,715 >> OOH! 78 00:02:43,749 --> 00:02:45,648 >> BLOT AWAY THAT SHINE. 79 00:02:45,682 --> 00:02:50,653 I DON'T KNOW IF THAT CAME ACROSS SHADY, BUT THANK YOU, MAX. 80 00:02:50,687 --> 00:02:53,518 >> [speaking Russian] >> OOH. 81 00:02:53,552 --> 00:02:54,691 IS THIS RUSSIA? 82 00:02:54,726 --> 00:02:55,899 >> WITH LOVE. 83 00:02:55,934 --> 00:02:58,592 MY NAME EKATARINA PETROVNA ZAMOCHKOVA, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME 84 00:02:58,626 --> 00:02:59,662 "KATYA." 85 00:02:59,696 --> 00:03:00,835 >> COME ON, ACCENT. 86 00:03:00,870 --> 00:03:03,286 >> AND I'M JUST YOUR AVERAGE, RUN-OF-THE-MILL, RUSSIAN, 87 00:03:03,321 --> 00:03:05,426 BISEXUAL TRANSVESTITE HOOKER. 88 00:03:05,461 --> 00:03:07,290 IS THIS THE SHULMAN BAR MITZVAH? 89 00:03:07,325 --> 00:03:09,085 [speaking Russian] >> HI. 90 00:03:09,119 --> 00:03:11,846 [laughter] >> KATYA IS AT THE INTERSECTION 91 00:03:11,881 --> 00:03:13,883 OF GLAMOUR AND COMEDY. 92 00:03:13,917 --> 00:03:17,231 YOU CAN FIND HER RIGHT ON THE CORNER, SELLING HER ASS. 93 00:03:17,266 --> 00:03:18,957 >> IS THIS SOVIET UNION INSPIRED? 94 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:20,993 >> IT'S ACTUALLY MY GREAT-GRANDMA'S ARMY UNIFORM. 95 00:03:21,028 --> 00:03:21,649 >> EXPENSIVE. 96 00:03:21,684 --> 00:03:25,895 [laughter] >> I'M HERE! 97 00:03:25,929 --> 00:03:27,414 WE MADE IT, BITCHES! 98 00:03:27,448 --> 00:03:29,105 [all cheering] 99 00:03:29,139 --> 00:03:31,970 I'M JASMINE MASTERS, AND I'M 37 YEARS OLD. 100 00:03:32,004 --> 00:03:32,971 DING. 101 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,248 >> HOW DID YOU GET THIS BODY? 102 00:03:34,283 --> 00:03:35,318 >> GIRL, I DON'T KNOW. 103 00:03:35,353 --> 00:03:37,872 JASMINE IS CLASS AND ELEGANCE. 104 00:03:37,907 --> 00:03:38,632 JASMINE IS... 105 00:03:38,666 --> 00:03:40,427 [snapping fingers] IT. 106 00:03:40,461 --> 00:03:41,117 WHERE YOU FROM? 107 00:03:41,151 --> 00:03:41,945 >> I'M FROM NASHVILLE. 108 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:43,084 NASHVILLE, I'LL BE THERE. 109 00:03:43,119 --> 00:03:43,740 WHERE YOU FROM? 110 00:03:43,775 --> 00:03:44,672 >> I'M FROM ATLANTA. 111 00:03:44,707 --> 00:03:45,846 >> ALL RIGHT, ATLANTA. 112 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:47,434 HOTLANTA, GIRL. 113 00:03:47,468 --> 00:03:49,953 >> NO ONE SAYS THAT, BUT, YES. 114 00:03:49,988 --> 00:03:52,646 >> OKAY, WORK. 115 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:56,132 >> HI, MY HONEYS, I'M HO-OME! 116 00:03:56,166 --> 00:03:57,202 HA HA HA HA! 117 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,860 [laughter] ARE THERE ANY OTHER QUEENS HERE? 118 00:03:59,894 --> 00:04:01,413 OH, JUST ME, I GUESS. 119 00:04:01,448 --> 00:04:03,173 [laughs] 120 00:04:03,208 --> 00:04:05,279 MY NAME IS MRS. KASHA DAVIS... 121 00:04:05,314 --> 00:04:07,730 [laughs] AND I'M AN INTERNATIONAL 122 00:04:07,764 --> 00:04:10,215 CELEBRITY HOUSEWIFE, BECAUSE OF THAT ONE TIME I PERFORMED IN 123 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,181 CANADA. 124 00:04:11,216 --> 00:04:11,975 >> NICE TO MEET YOU. 125 00:04:12,010 --> 00:04:13,011 I LIKE YOUR TITS. 126 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:14,875 MINE ARE STILL BIGGER, THOUGH. 127 00:04:14,909 --> 00:04:15,565 >> WHOA, OH. 128 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:16,256 >> OOH! 129 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:17,049 >> JIGGLE, JIGGLE, JIGGLE. 130 00:04:17,084 --> 00:04:18,258 >> I'M JEALOUS. 131 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:24,540 I DON'T HAVE ANY FAT TO PUSH TOGETHER. 132 00:04:24,574 --> 00:04:26,956 >> THIS ISN'T "MAURY POVICH." 133 00:04:26,990 --> 00:04:29,786 MY NAME IS TRIXIE MATTEL, AND I'M 24 YEARS OLD. 134 00:04:29,821 --> 00:04:32,202 >> OH...MY GOODNESS. 135 00:04:32,237 --> 00:04:34,826 >> UH, WELL, HERE'S ANOTHER COMEDY QUEEN. 136 00:04:34,860 --> 00:04:37,553 SHE GOT HER OVERDRAWN LIPS AND CLOWN MAKEUP. 137 00:04:37,587 --> 00:04:38,795 SHE IS READY TO GO. 138 00:04:38,830 --> 00:04:43,041 >> I'M A HAIR AND MAKEUP ARTIST. 139 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:44,284 SO... 140 00:04:44,318 --> 00:04:47,045 I THINK A LOT OF THE QUEENS DON'T NECESSARILY GET WHERE I'M 141 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:48,149 COMING FROM. 142 00:04:48,184 --> 00:04:50,359 DRAG QUEENS ALWAYS SAY, "PAINT FOR THE BACK ROW." 143 00:04:50,393 --> 00:04:55,812 I PAINT FOR THE CHECK-CASHING PLACE DOWN THE STREET. 144 00:04:55,847 --> 00:04:58,574 >> I HOPE YOU GIRLS GOT A SWEET TOOTH, BECAUSE KANDY'S IN THE 145 00:04:58,608 --> 00:05:00,403 MOTHER[bleep] HOUSE. 146 00:05:00,438 --> 00:05:02,992 >> UH-OH, SHE'S GOT A TAG LINE. 147 00:05:03,026 --> 00:05:05,926 >> I'M KANDY HO, AND I'M 28 YEARS OLD. 148 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,272 FROM PUERTO RICO. 149 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,584 >> both: PUERTO RICO! 150 00:05:08,618 --> 00:05:09,274 >> KANDY! 151 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,897 [all cheering] KANDY IS HOT. 152 00:05:11,932 --> 00:05:13,347 KANDY IS CANDENTE. 153 00:05:13,382 --> 00:05:18,801 IF YOU TOUCH HER TOO CLOSE, YOU MIGHT GET BURNED. 154 00:05:18,835 --> 00:05:20,043 >> UH-OH. 155 00:05:20,078 --> 00:05:23,115 [all cheering and chattering] >> LOOK WHO WALKED IN, BITCH. 156 00:05:23,150 --> 00:05:23,806 >> 'SUP? 157 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:27,016 [laughter] I'M PEARL. 158 00:05:27,050 --> 00:05:28,845 I'M 23 YEARS OLD. 159 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:33,885 I WOULD DESCRIBE PEARL AS SOME KIND OF ROBOTIC, STEPFORD WIFE 160 00:05:33,919 --> 00:05:35,024 BITCH. 161 00:05:35,058 --> 00:05:36,370 [laughs] HEY, GIRLS. 162 00:05:36,405 --> 00:05:39,580 [various greetings] >> I NOTICE THIS BLACK TRIM 163 00:05:39,615 --> 00:05:42,411 AROUND HER CHIN, I'M THINKING, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" 164 00:05:42,445 --> 00:05:44,654 BUT HEY, YOU LIKE IT, ROCK YOUR OWN BOAT. 165 00:05:44,689 --> 00:05:46,553 >> COME ON, CHIN STRAP. 166 00:05:46,587 --> 00:05:50,660 [laughter] >> WELL, HELLO. 167 00:05:50,695 --> 00:05:51,937 [various greetings] 168 00:05:51,972 --> 00:05:56,252 >> I'M KENNEDY DAVENPORT, AND I AM THE DANCING DIVA OF TEXAS, 169 00:05:56,286 --> 00:05:56,908 HONEY. 170 00:05:56,942 --> 00:05:58,358 >> WAIT, KENNEDY! 171 00:05:58,392 --> 00:05:59,013 >> YES. 172 00:05:59,048 --> 00:05:59,669 >> OH, MY GOD! 173 00:05:59,704 --> 00:06:01,637 [laughs] >> THAT'S ME. 174 00:06:01,671 --> 00:06:06,952 I SPIN, I KICK, I FLIP, I JUMP OFF THE STAGE IN 6-INCH HEELS. 175 00:06:06,987 --> 00:06:09,161 THAT'S WHAT PUTS THE DIVA IN IT. 176 00:06:09,196 --> 00:06:10,715 [laughs] >> GET OVER HERE. 177 00:06:10,749 --> 00:06:11,405 >> WHAT'S GOING ON? 178 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:12,233 >> I'M SORRY, EVERYBODY. 179 00:06:12,268 --> 00:06:14,063 I WANTED TO MEET YOU FOREVER, GIRL! 180 00:06:14,097 --> 00:06:17,100 I'M A BIG FAN OF KENNEDY DAVENPORT. 181 00:06:17,135 --> 00:06:19,344 I'VE BEEN WANTING TO MEET HER FOR SO LONG. 182 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,001 LIKE, RU TURNED THE PARTY FOR ME. 183 00:06:21,035 --> 00:06:21,967 OH, MY GOD! 184 00:06:22,002 --> 00:06:24,867 [laughs] FOR REAL, Y'ALL, I'M GEEKED THE 185 00:06:24,901 --> 00:06:25,661 [bleep] UP. 186 00:06:25,695 --> 00:06:28,318 [laughter] I'M GEEKED! I'M GEEKED! 187 00:06:28,353 --> 00:06:29,423 >> ALL RIGHT, YEAH. 188 00:06:29,458 --> 00:06:34,428 [laughter] >> HEY, IT'S ME. 189 00:06:34,463 --> 00:06:36,223 SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! 190 00:06:36,257 --> 00:06:38,087 [toy guns firing] 191 00:06:38,121 --> 00:06:41,366 I'M SASHA BELLE, I'M 28 YEARS OLD, AND I HAVE BEEN MENTALLY 192 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,989 PREPARING MYSELF FOR THIS FOR YEARS. 193 00:06:44,024 --> 00:06:45,266 >> JUST ANYWHERE WILL DO. 194 00:06:45,301 --> 00:06:48,235 >> I COULD TELL YOU EVERY EPISODE, WHAT THE CHALLENGE WAS, 195 00:06:48,269 --> 00:06:49,167 WHO WENT HOME. 196 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:50,686 I FEEL LIKE I'VE CRACKED THE CODE. 197 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:53,033 HEY, GIRLS, WHAT'S GOING ON? 198 00:06:53,067 --> 00:06:56,312 I'M THE NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR BECAUSE I'VE DONE MY HOMEWORK. 199 00:06:56,346 --> 00:06:57,934 >> GIRL, PLEASE. 200 00:06:57,969 --> 00:07:00,247 NO, SORRY. 201 00:07:00,281 --> 00:07:03,975 NEXT. 202 00:07:04,009 --> 00:07:05,977 >> WHO'S READY FOR SOME HOT TUNA CASSEROLE? 203 00:07:06,011 --> 00:07:07,841 'CAUSE MAMA'S HOME. 204 00:07:07,875 --> 00:07:09,152 UGH! 205 00:07:09,187 --> 00:07:14,088 [laughter] >> NO, MA'AM. 206 00:07:14,123 --> 00:07:16,815 >> I'M TEMPEST DUJOUR, AND I'M 46 YEARS OLD. 207 00:07:16,850 --> 00:07:18,092 >> SHE HAD A BABY. 208 00:07:18,127 --> 00:07:22,372 >> MY DRAG STYLE IS INFLUENCED BY PHYLLIS DILLER AND THE CAMPY 209 00:07:22,407 --> 00:07:23,926 AND KITCHY PEOPLE OF THE WORLD. 210 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,445 >> YOUR BABY IS ADORABLE. 211 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:26,100 >> THANK YOU. 212 00:07:26,135 --> 00:07:27,412 IT'S AMBER, AMBER ALERT. 213 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,793 >> "AMBER ALERT." 214 00:07:28,827 --> 00:07:31,623 >> TEMPEST, SHE'S AN OLD-FASHIONED DRAG. 215 00:07:31,658 --> 00:07:33,729 SHE TRIES TO BE FUNNY, I GUESS. 216 00:07:33,763 --> 00:07:35,351 SO HOW OLD ARE YOU? 217 00:07:35,385 --> 00:07:37,077 >> OOH! 218 00:07:37,111 --> 00:07:37,767 >> HOW OLD AM I? 219 00:07:37,802 --> 00:07:38,872 >> HOW OLD? 220 00:07:38,906 --> 00:07:40,321 >> REALLY? 221 00:07:40,356 --> 00:07:42,427 WHO THE HELL DOES THAT? 222 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,947 WHO, IN THEIR FIRST MEETING, SAYS, "HOW OLD ARE YOU?" 223 00:07:44,981 --> 00:07:49,503 YOU DON'T STOP DREAMING AT A CERTAIN AGE. 224 00:07:49,538 --> 00:07:51,022 [alarm sounding] >> OH. 225 00:07:51,056 --> 00:07:53,334 >> SHE ALL READY TO HAVE HERS! 226 00:07:53,369 --> 00:07:55,475 [laughter] >> WELCOME, BITCHES. 227 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:58,132 [all cheering and laughing] YOUR RU-RU HERE. 228 00:07:58,167 --> 00:08:00,169 [laughter] YOU WANT TO GROW UP TO BE 229 00:08:00,203 --> 00:08:02,067 SUPERMODEL OF THE WORLD? 230 00:08:02,102 --> 00:08:03,310 MM-HMM. 231 00:08:03,344 --> 00:08:07,038 YOU BETTER LEARN HOW TO SISSY THAT WALK, GIRL, 'CAUSE YOU'RE 232 00:08:07,072 --> 00:08:10,869 BORN NAKED, AND THE REST IS... 233 00:08:10,904 --> 00:08:13,734 BALENCIAGA! 234 00:08:13,769 --> 00:08:15,702 [laughter] >> OH, MY GOD. 235 00:08:15,736 --> 00:08:17,600 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS? 236 00:08:17,635 --> 00:08:19,464 >> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 237 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:23,986 [all cheering] FABULOUS. 238 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:26,747 WELCOME, LADYKINS. 239 00:08:26,782 --> 00:08:29,992 NOW, I HOPE YOU'RE TUCKED TIGHT AND READY FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR 240 00:08:30,026 --> 00:08:30,786 LIFE... 241 00:08:30,820 --> 00:08:31,994 >> all: YES. 242 00:08:32,028 --> 00:08:34,514 >> BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT 243 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:39,622 RUPAUL'S DRAG RACEIS ABOUT TO CHANGE. 244 00:08:39,657 --> 00:08:43,764 YOUR FIRST CHALLENGE ISN'T JUST A PHOTO SHOOT. 245 00:08:43,799 --> 00:08:46,560 OH, HELL, NO. 246 00:08:46,595 --> 00:08:49,770 IT'S A FASHION WEEK EXTRAVAGANZA. 247 00:08:49,805 --> 00:08:53,636 [various reactions] PRESENTED BY DKOYE THE PRODUCT 248 00:08:53,671 --> 00:08:55,707 HAIR CARE. 249 00:08:55,742 --> 00:09:00,125 TO MAKE AND UNFORGETTABLE FIRST IMPRESSION, YOU NEED TO DIG IN 250 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:05,234 YOUR TRUNKS AND MODEL TWO OF YOUR VERY BEST LOOKS, ONE FROM 251 00:09:05,268 --> 00:09:09,203 YOUR SPRING COLLECTION AND ONE FROM YOUR FALL COLLECTION. 252 00:09:09,238 --> 00:09:11,861 >> THIS IS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY, AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR EVERYONE TO 253 00:09:11,896 --> 00:09:13,967 GAG ON MY ELEGANZA. 254 00:09:14,001 --> 00:09:18,523 >> YOUR RUNWAY WILL BE PART OF THIS WEEK'S FINAL EVALUATION. 255 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:22,941 KILL IT ON THE CATWALK OR END UP FASHION ROADKILL. 256 00:09:22,976 --> 00:09:24,633 YOUR CHOICE. 257 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:27,290 >> DANG, THIS IS A LOT FOR THE FIRST DAY. 258 00:09:27,325 --> 00:09:29,154 THEY GOT US DOING RUNWAYS. 259 00:09:29,189 --> 00:09:31,087 HASHTAG TOO MUCH. 260 00:09:31,122 --> 00:09:35,436 >> GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES, AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN 261 00:09:35,471 --> 00:09:37,438 WIN. 262 00:09:37,473 --> 00:09:38,957 >> RUPAUL DRAG RACE >> THE WINNER OF 263 00:09:38,992 --> 00:09:41,304 RUPAUL'S DRAG RACERECEIVES A ONE-YEAR SUPPLY 264 00:09:41,339 --> 00:09:44,963 OF ANASTASIA BEVERLY HILLS COSMETICS AND A CASH PRIZE OF 265 00:09:44,998 --> 00:09:47,483 $100,000. 266 00:09:47,517 --> 00:09:51,107 WITH OUR NEW REGULAR JUDGES, CARSON KRESSLEY AND 267 00:09:51,142 --> 00:09:52,281 ROSS MATHEWS. 268 00:09:52,315 --> 00:09:56,941 PLUS, OUR EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST JUDGE, KATHY GRIFFIN. 269 00:09:56,975 --> 00:09:59,495 MAY THE BEST WOMAN BEST WOMAN WIN 270 00:09:59,529 --> 00:10:01,531 [tires screeching] >> [laughs] 271 00:10:02,118 --> 00:10:03,706 [tires screeching] >> [laughs] 272 00:10:05,812 --> 00:10:08,435 [camera shutter clicking] OHH. 273 00:10:08,469 --> 00:10:11,369 WHY DO FASHION SHOWS ALWAYS START SO LATE? 274 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:13,923 >> FOR TODAY'S MINI CHALLENGE, WE HAVE TO SHOWCASE OUR SPRING 275 00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:16,581 AND FALL LOOKS ON THE RUNWAY, SPONSORED BY DKOYE THE 276 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,893 PRODUCT FOR HAIR. 277 00:10:17,927 --> 00:10:19,204 THIS IS NOT A MINI CHALLENGE. 278 00:10:19,239 --> 00:10:21,310 THIS IS A MAXI MINI CHALLENGE... 279 00:10:21,344 --> 00:10:22,794 WITH WINGS. 280 00:10:22,829 --> 00:10:23,553 >> OH. 281 00:10:23,588 --> 00:10:24,796 OH, WAIT A MINUTE, IT'S STARTING. 282 00:10:24,831 --> 00:10:28,973 SERVING SPRING GLA-MOUR, GINGER MINJ. 283 00:10:29,007 --> 00:10:31,492 >> I'VE GOT TO MARCH THE RUNWAY IN FRONT OF MICHELLE VISAGE AND 284 00:10:31,527 --> 00:10:32,908 RUPAUL AND CARSON KRESSLEY... 285 00:10:32,942 --> 00:10:34,392 >> I THINK I CAN SEE HER "TOOL." 286 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:37,119 [laughter] >> BUT I KNOW THAT I CAN EXCEL 287 00:10:37,153 --> 00:10:39,017 AT ANYTHING I PUT MY MIND TO. 288 00:10:39,052 --> 00:10:40,501 >> KANDY HO. 289 00:10:40,536 --> 00:10:45,783 MILAN, PARIS, NEW YORK, PACOIMA. 290 00:10:45,817 --> 00:10:47,923 >> I'LL GIVE YOU THE FACE, I'LL GIVE YOU THE ASS, 291 00:10:47,957 --> 00:10:49,476 AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE LEGS. 292 00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:53,687 THIS LATINA, SHE'S COMING FOR ALL OF YOU. 293 00:10:53,722 --> 00:10:54,964 >> MAX. 294 00:10:54,999 --> 00:10:56,241 >> YES, DARLING. 295 00:10:56,276 --> 00:10:57,864 SELL THE GARMENT. 296 00:10:57,898 --> 00:11:00,142 >> I'M MAKING SURE THAT I'M DELIVERING, 297 00:11:00,176 --> 00:11:03,110 AND I GET TO FULLY PORTRAY THE CHARACTER. 298 00:11:03,145 --> 00:11:07,701 >> I'VE HAD PELVIC EXAMS MORE THRILLING THAN THIS. 299 00:11:07,736 --> 00:11:10,393 >> JAIDYNN DIORE FIERCE. 300 00:11:10,428 --> 00:11:12,050 IT'S VERY APOLLONIA. 301 00:11:12,085 --> 00:11:15,019 APOLLONIA SIX AND SEVEN. 302 00:11:15,053 --> 00:11:17,055 >> both: AND EIGHT AND NINE. 303 00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:18,539 >> ALL THE GIRLS. 304 00:11:18,574 --> 00:11:19,748 >> KATYA. 305 00:11:19,782 --> 00:11:21,335 OH. 306 00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:23,303 I DO LOVE A ONESIE FOR SPRING. 307 00:11:23,337 --> 00:11:25,995 >> YES. 308 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:27,238 >> EXCELLENT USE OF THE CAPE. 309 00:11:27,272 --> 00:11:28,101 >> YES. 310 00:11:28,135 --> 00:11:30,724 >> HOW DULL. 311 00:11:30,759 --> 00:11:33,347 >> MRS. KASHA DAVIS. 312 00:11:33,382 --> 00:11:35,764 >> DARLING, I LOVE YOU, BUT GIVE ME PARK AVENUE. 313 00:11:35,798 --> 00:11:37,144 >> [laughing] YES. 314 00:11:37,179 --> 00:11:39,837 >> MRS. KASHA DAVIS IS A LADY. ANYBODY CAN BE A GIRL, 315 00:11:39,871 --> 00:11:42,046 BUT IT TAKES A LOT OF BALLS TO BE A LADY. 316 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,013 >> MITZI GAYNOR. 317 00:11:44,048 --> 00:11:45,635 TRIXIE MATTEL. 318 00:11:45,670 --> 00:11:48,466 >> WE FINALLY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO BABY JANE. 319 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,501 >> MY FAMILY'S NATIVE AMERICAN. 320 00:11:49,536 --> 00:11:51,365 WE GREW UP VERY, VERY POOR. 321 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,540 BUT TRIXIE, SHE HAS IT ALL. 322 00:11:53,574 --> 00:11:57,268 THE BIGGEST PROBLEM IN HER LIFE IS WHAT TO WEAR THE NEXT DAY. 323 00:11:57,302 --> 00:11:59,408 >> NEXT UP, PEARL. 324 00:11:59,442 --> 00:12:01,203 FUR FOR SPRING. 325 00:12:01,237 --> 00:12:02,376 >> YES. 326 00:12:02,411 --> 00:12:03,446 >> BLAME IT ON CLIMATE CHANGE. 327 00:12:03,481 --> 00:12:04,724 >> YES. 328 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:07,761 >> BITCH, I'M FROM NEW YORK, AND YOU CAN WEAR FUR IN SPRING, 329 00:12:07,796 --> 00:12:10,384 OKAY? 330 00:12:10,419 --> 00:12:12,110 >> TEMPEST DUJOUR. 331 00:12:12,145 --> 00:12:14,457 >> WHO DO YOU THINK IS UNDER THAT SKIRT? 332 00:12:14,492 --> 00:12:17,115 >> MY FIRST GUESS WOULD BE JIMMY HOFFA. 333 00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:18,013 >> OH. 334 00:12:18,047 --> 00:12:19,393 GERALDO SHOULD HAVE GONE THERE. 335 00:12:19,428 --> 00:12:24,744 >> SEXY, SEXY DRAG QUEEN >> MISS FAME. 336 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,642 >> I WOULD READ HER, BUT SHE'S RED ALL OVER. 337 00:12:26,676 --> 00:12:28,851 >> [chuckles] >> MY STRONGEST SUIT IS 338 00:12:28,886 --> 00:12:29,852 MODELING. 339 00:12:29,887 --> 00:12:31,612 IDEALLY, THAT WILL CARRY ME TO GET THAT CROWN. 340 00:12:31,647 --> 00:12:33,925 >> I SEE A RED BOTTOM, AND IT'S NOT A SHOE. 341 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:34,857 >> OH. 342 00:12:34,892 --> 00:12:36,928 >> I'M GIVING YOU JUST A GAG-WORTHY MOMENT. 343 00:12:36,963 --> 00:12:39,344 >> JASMINE MASTERS. 344 00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:41,450 NO JACKET REQUIRED. 345 00:12:41,484 --> 00:12:44,246 >> JASMINE MASTER'S BRIGHT AS SUMMER. 346 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,178 I AM HERE. 347 00:12:45,212 --> 00:12:47,939 H-E-R-E, BITCH, I'M HERE. 348 00:12:47,974 --> 00:12:50,424 >> SIMPLE MIDRIFF--IT'S TASTEFUL. 349 00:12:50,459 --> 00:12:52,668 >> VIOLET CHACHKI. 350 00:12:52,702 --> 00:12:55,291 >> OH, DEAR, SHE HAS A TOOTHACHE. 351 00:12:55,326 --> 00:12:56,776 >> I THINK I CAN SEE HER SPLEEN. 352 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,467 >> SPLEENS ARE VERY IN THIS YEAR. 353 00:12:58,501 --> 00:12:59,157 >> THEY ARE. 354 00:12:59,192 --> 00:13:00,469 >> SPLEENS ARE THE NEW ORANGE. 355 00:13:00,503 --> 00:13:01,194 >> YEAH, THEY REALLY ARE. 356 00:13:01,228 --> 00:13:02,885 KENNEDY DAVENPORT. 357 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,335 NIECY NASH. 358 00:13:04,369 --> 00:13:06,889 >> I'M OLD SCHOOL AND A TOUCH OF NEW SCHOOL. 359 00:13:06,924 --> 00:13:10,168 EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS, AND I FIT RIGHT ON IN, HONEY. 360 00:13:10,203 --> 00:13:11,549 >> ALL SHE NEEDS IS A CASSEROLE. 361 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:12,205 >> MM. 362 00:13:12,239 --> 00:13:14,069 >> BUT NOT TUNA. 363 00:13:14,103 --> 00:13:15,518 SASHA BELLE. 364 00:13:15,553 --> 00:13:18,142 >> I SEE THOSE JUDGES, GIVE 'EM A LITTLE LOOK. 365 00:13:18,176 --> 00:13:21,973 I NEED TO SHOW THEM HOW MUCH I WANT THIS. 366 00:13:22,008 --> 00:13:24,251 >> SHE ALREADY HAS A FAN. 367 00:13:24,286 --> 00:13:29,153 [camera shutter clicking] >> WHO USES FANS ANYMORE? 368 00:13:29,187 --> 00:13:32,259 >> NOW IT'S TIME TO DO OUR FALL LOOK. 369 00:13:32,294 --> 00:13:35,090 CHILD, THE STRUGGLE IS REAL. 370 00:13:35,124 --> 00:13:37,402 >> LET'S SEE WHAT THEY'RE SERVING FOR FALL. 371 00:13:37,437 --> 00:13:38,921 GINGER MINJ. 372 00:13:38,956 --> 00:13:41,303 >> GINGER MINJ IS A PLUS-SIZE DIVA. 373 00:13:41,337 --> 00:13:44,271 SHE ALWAYS WANTS TO LOOK NEAT, PETITE, AND READY TO EAT. 374 00:13:44,306 --> 00:13:46,377 >> SHE'S LIKE THE EDITOR OF A MAGAZINE. 375 00:13:46,411 --> 00:13:48,068 YEAH, POPULAR WILDLIFE. 376 00:13:48,103 --> 00:13:51,969 IT'S SO HIDEOUS, I THINK I'LL PUT IT ON THE COVER. 377 00:13:52,003 --> 00:13:53,246 >> KANDY HO. 378 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:53,902 FUR AGAIN. 379 00:13:53,936 --> 00:13:54,626 >> MORE FUR. 380 00:13:54,661 --> 00:13:56,732 IT'S SHAVED BEAVER, I BELIEVE. 381 00:13:56,766 --> 00:13:59,977 >> [laughs] >> MAX. 382 00:14:00,011 --> 00:14:00,805 WOW. 383 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,082 >> I'M HAVING JIL SANDER FLASHBACKS. 384 00:14:02,117 --> 00:14:02,772 >> YES, RIGHT? 385 00:14:02,807 --> 00:14:03,532 >> AND I LIKE IT. 386 00:14:03,566 --> 00:14:04,913 >> VERY TILDA SWINTON. 387 00:14:04,947 --> 00:14:07,674 >> VERY. 388 00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:09,641 >> JAIDYNN DIORE FIERCE. 389 00:14:09,676 --> 00:14:10,953 I SEE CHAKA KHAN. 390 00:14:10,988 --> 00:14:12,127 >> SHE'S EVERY WOMAN. 391 00:14:12,161 --> 00:14:13,266 >> THROUGH THE FIRE. 392 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:16,614 >> THIS IS DEFINITELY A SIGNATURE JAIDYNN DIORE FIERCE 393 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:17,615 LOOK. 394 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:22,447 I'M THE OTHER, OTHER, OTHER TYRA. 395 00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:23,517 >> KATYA. 396 00:14:23,552 --> 00:14:24,518 >> FUR'S BACK. 397 00:14:24,553 --> 00:14:25,761 >> YES, FUR IS BACK. 398 00:14:25,795 --> 00:14:28,143 >> I'M GIVING YOU DEAD ANIMAL CAMOUFLAGE, DUCK DYNASTY 399 00:14:28,177 --> 00:14:28,868 REALNESS. 400 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:31,146 PAMELA ANDERSON, I'M SO SORRY. 401 00:14:31,180 --> 00:14:33,148 >> OH, MY GOD, SHE KILLED IT. 402 00:14:33,182 --> 00:14:34,597 SHE KILLED--I MEAN, SHE REALLY KILLED IT. 403 00:14:34,632 --> 00:14:35,633 >> LITERALLY. 404 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,567 >> MRS. KASHA DAVIS. 405 00:14:38,601 --> 00:14:40,258 LOOK AT THOSE CURVES. 406 00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:41,156 >> OH, THESE? 407 00:14:41,190 --> 00:14:42,467 THESE ARE NOT FOR SALE. 408 00:14:42,502 --> 00:14:44,884 >> I'M THINKING COLUMBIAN MOTHER OF THE BRIDE FROM THIS. 409 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:49,302 >> [chuckles] >> TRIXIE MATTEL. 410 00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:50,924 >> THE HANDBAG MATCHES THE SHOULDER. 411 00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:52,305 >> IS THAT A SEQUINS DRESS? 412 00:14:52,339 --> 00:14:54,134 >> THAT IS A SEQUINS DRESS. 413 00:14:54,169 --> 00:14:55,342 >> YEAH. 414 00:14:55,377 --> 00:14:58,621 >> IT'S LIKE TWO PIGS FIGHTING UNDER A BLANKET BACK THERE. 415 00:14:58,656 --> 00:15:00,313 >> NEXT UP, PEARL. 416 00:15:00,347 --> 00:15:02,418 YOU CAN'T LOSE WITH BLACK, YOU KNOW? 417 00:15:02,453 --> 00:15:03,385 >> SHE'S A LADY DJ. 418 00:15:03,419 --> 00:15:04,213 >> YEAH. 419 00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:06,181 >> EAT YOUR HEART OUT, PARIS HILTON. 420 00:15:06,215 --> 00:15:08,390 >> YEAH, I'M SURE SHE'S LISTENING TO BORN NAKED, 421 00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:09,046 MY NEW ALBUM. 422 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,047 >> OF COURSE. 423 00:15:10,081 --> 00:15:12,256 >> CAN YOU HEAR US RIGHT NOW? 424 00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:13,567 >> HELLO? 425 00:15:13,602 --> 00:15:15,362 NOTHING. 426 00:15:15,397 --> 00:15:17,054 >> TEMPEST DUJOUR. 427 00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:18,469 OH. 428 00:15:18,503 --> 00:15:21,506 >> THE LOOK I'VE CHOSEN IS INTENDED TO SHOW THAT I CAN HAVE 429 00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:24,509 MORE THAN ONE KIND OF CAMPY, KITSCHY LOOK. 430 00:15:24,544 --> 00:15:26,270 >> I LIKE THE QUILTED PONCHO. 431 00:15:26,304 --> 00:15:27,892 >> IT'S ACTUALLY A CAR COVER. 432 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:33,070 >> [laughs] >> PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. 433 00:15:33,104 --> 00:15:34,657 >> MISS FAME. 434 00:15:34,692 --> 00:15:36,936 WOW, GOLDEN LADY. 435 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,730 >> IT'S NOT LAME, IT'S LAME. 436 00:15:38,765 --> 00:15:40,042 >> [chuckles] >> YES. 437 00:15:40,077 --> 00:15:41,733 >> I DO LIKE THE FASCINATOR. 438 00:15:41,768 --> 00:15:43,045 >> I'M FASCINATED BY FASCINATORS. 439 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:43,839 >> I AM TOO! 440 00:15:43,873 --> 00:15:45,047 I COULD TALK ABOUT THEM FOR DAYS. 441 00:15:45,082 --> 00:15:46,290 >> YES. 442 00:15:46,324 --> 00:15:48,878 >> JASMINE MASTERS. 443 00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:51,122 WOW, PURPLE RAIN. 444 00:15:51,157 --> 00:15:54,194 >> JASMINE IS IN HER PURPLE TRENCH COAT WITH HER BLACK FUR. 445 00:15:54,229 --> 00:15:55,195 WELL, NOT REALLY FUR. 446 00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:56,783 [laughs] JUST SOME OLD CARPET 447 00:15:56,817 --> 00:16:01,650 I STRAIGHTENED OUT. 448 00:16:01,684 --> 00:16:03,997 >> VIOLET CHACHKI. 449 00:16:04,032 --> 00:16:05,447 >> LOOKING SMART IN TARTAN. 450 00:16:05,481 --> 00:16:06,103 >> OH, OH, GETTING A REVEAL. 451 00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:07,449 >> YEAH. 452 00:16:07,483 --> 00:16:08,105 >> all: OH! 453 00:16:08,139 --> 00:16:09,623 >> WOW. 454 00:16:09,658 --> 00:16:11,453 >> BAY CITY ROLLER. 455 00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:14,490 >> I'M GIVING YOU TARTAN ELEGANZA. 456 00:16:14,525 --> 00:16:19,081 BEING ABLE TO SERVE TWO LOOKS IN ONE IS...A TALENT. 457 00:16:19,116 --> 00:16:22,015 >> IT'S OKAY. 458 00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:23,948 >> KENNEDY DAVENPORT. 459 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,606 YES, SHE'S GOING BACK TO HER ROOTS. 460 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:29,367 >> ALL THAT...GREEN. 461 00:16:29,402 --> 00:16:32,198 >> SHE'S SORT OF A SEXY CHOIR MASTER. 462 00:16:32,232 --> 00:16:33,061 >> YES. 463 00:16:33,095 --> 00:16:35,028 >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. 464 00:16:35,063 --> 00:16:36,133 >> SASHA BELLE. 465 00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:37,479 OH, MY WORD. 466 00:16:37,513 --> 00:16:38,998 >> FAN'S BACK. 467 00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:39,964 WOW. 468 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,725 >> [laughs] >> I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S GOING ON 469 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:43,657 IN FRONT. 470 00:16:43,692 --> 00:16:49,215 >> IT'S LIKE THE UNDERBELLY OF A LOBSTER. 471 00:16:49,249 --> 00:16:52,873 >> COVER GIRL! PUT THE BASS IN YOUR WALK 472 00:16:52,908 --> 00:16:55,117 HEAD TO TOE LET YOUR WHOLE BODY TALK 473 00:16:55,152 --> 00:16:57,292 I WANT ONE IN EVERY COLOR. 474 00:16:57,326 --> 00:16:59,052 >> WELL, NOW WE KNOW WHAT TO WEAR FOR FALL. 475 00:16:59,087 --> 00:17:00,847 >> both: YEAH. 476 00:17:00,881 --> 00:17:02,055 >> I'M GONNA BE WEARING LOBSTER. 477 00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:02,987 >> YEAH. 478 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,920 I GO FOR MY FIRST SHELL FITTING NEXT WEEK. 479 00:17:04,954 --> 00:17:06,577 >> [laughs] >> OH, GOD. 480 00:17:06,611 --> 00:17:09,545 >> [all chattering] >> HI, EVERYBODY. 481 00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:11,651 IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET ALL OF YOU. 482 00:17:11,685 --> 00:17:14,826 EVERYBODY'S TAKING OFF THEIR DRAG, AND I'M, LIKE, "WHO THE 483 00:17:14,861 --> 00:17:18,968 [bleep] ARE THESE PEOPLE?" TRIXIE, I-- 484 00:17:19,003 --> 00:17:22,075 DID SOMEBODY FROM THE CREW JUST WANDER INTO THE WORKROOM? 485 00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:23,042 PEARL? 486 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,146 TRADE. 487 00:17:24,181 --> 00:17:25,837 GINGER'S TRANSFORMATION IS PRETTY REMARKABLE. 488 00:17:25,872 --> 00:17:30,359 SHE GOES FROM KATHY BATES TO BOB HOSKINS. 489 00:17:30,394 --> 00:17:31,947 >> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, LADIES. 490 00:17:31,981 --> 00:17:34,156 >> all: HI. 491 00:17:34,191 --> 00:17:36,607 >> WELL, WELL, WELL. 492 00:17:36,641 --> 00:17:41,094 THIS IS THE MOST DRAGGEDY SEASON PREMIERE EVER! 493 00:17:41,129 --> 00:17:44,408 [cheers and applause] AND WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED. 494 00:17:44,442 --> 00:17:46,927 OH, PIT CREW! 495 00:17:46,962 --> 00:17:51,346 [cheers and applause] >> YEAH, OH, YEAH, HEY. 496 00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:52,968 >> all: OH! 497 00:17:53,002 --> 00:17:55,557 >> OH, MY GOODNESS. 498 00:17:55,591 --> 00:17:58,594 I THINK THE NEW PIT CREW MEMBER MAY BE JEWISH. 499 00:17:58,629 --> 00:18:03,703 [all cheering and applauding] MAZEL TOV. 500 00:18:03,737 --> 00:18:08,052 ALL RIGHT, LADIES, THE PIT CREW ARRIVED IN THE BUFF BECAUSE 501 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:12,229 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN DRAG RACE "HERSTORY," YOU'LL BE MAKING 502 00:18:12,263 --> 00:18:16,095 YOUR MAIN STAGE DEBUT... 503 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:16,854 NAKED... 504 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,407 >> all: OH! 505 00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:20,651 >> AND AFRAID. 506 00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:23,481 AAH! 507 00:18:23,516 --> 00:18:27,623 YOU NEED TO CREATE A RESORT WEAR LOOK THAT TEARS AWAY 508 00:18:27,658 --> 00:18:30,902 TO REVEAL A NUDE ILLUSION. 509 00:18:30,937 --> 00:18:32,111 BECAUSE YOU WERE WHAT? 510 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,422 HASHTAG... 511 00:18:33,457 --> 00:18:37,840 >> all: BORN NAKED AND THE REST IS DRAG. 512 00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,704 >> NO TEA, NO SHADE, NO PINK LEMONADE, 513 00:18:39,739 --> 00:18:41,982 BUT LOOKING AT SOME OF THESE QUEENS, I'M THINKING, 514 00:18:42,017 --> 00:18:44,226 "RU, YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THESE GIRLS UP IN HERE NAKED. 515 00:18:44,261 --> 00:18:46,504 I KNOW YOU DON'T." 516 00:18:46,539 --> 00:18:48,127 >> [laughs] 517 00:18:50,612 --> 00:18:53,270 [laughs] >> THE MAXI STAGE CHALLENGE 518 00:18:53,304 --> 00:18:56,238 THIS WEEK IS TO CREATE RESORT WEAR THAT HAS A TEAR-AWAY TO 519 00:18:56,273 --> 00:18:57,826 REVEAL A NUDE ILLUSION. 520 00:18:57,860 --> 00:19:00,967 I PRIDE MYSELF ON UTILIZING LITERALLY NONE OF MY NATURAL 521 00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:03,694 FEATURES, SO A CHALLENGE WHERE I HAVE TO COMPETE WITH THESE 522 00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:06,075 BEAUTIFUL FISHY GIRLS WITH PERFECT BODIES TO ME IS A 523 00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:07,353 WORST-CASE SITUATION. 524 00:19:07,387 --> 00:19:09,078 >> I'M JUST HOPING THIS LOOKS EXPENSIVE. 525 00:19:09,113 --> 00:19:13,876 MY BRAND THAT IS MISS FAME IS RUNWAY SHOWS, FASHION MAGAZINES, 526 00:19:13,911 --> 00:19:16,016 GLAMOUR, SO I LOVE THIS CHALLENGE. 527 00:19:16,051 --> 00:19:17,708 I REALLY WANT TO WIN BADLY. 528 00:19:17,742 --> 00:19:18,950 THAT LOOKS RESORT-Y. 529 00:19:18,985 --> 00:19:20,504 >> DOES ANYBODY HAVE SCISSORS? 530 00:19:20,538 --> 00:19:23,541 BE A GOOD CHRISTIAN AND LET ME USE THEM. 531 00:19:23,576 --> 00:19:25,094 >> HEY, CUTIE GIRL. 532 00:19:25,129 --> 00:19:26,613 >> all: HEY! 533 00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:29,202 >> HOW ARE MY NUDIE-PATOOTIE? 534 00:19:29,237 --> 00:19:30,065 >> NUDE. 535 00:19:30,099 --> 00:19:32,343 [laughter] >> WELL, TEMPEST DUJOUR. 536 00:19:32,378 --> 00:19:33,655 >> RUPAUL. 537 00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:35,760 >> I'M VERY EXCITED TO SEE WHAT YOU'RE COMING UP WITH, 'CAUSE I 538 00:19:35,795 --> 00:19:37,521 KNOW YOU'RE A COSTUME DESIGNER. 539 00:19:37,555 --> 00:19:40,455 >> I AM, I TEACH IT, SO I FEEL A LITTLE PRESSURE 540 00:19:40,489 --> 00:19:42,042 FROM MY STUDENTS WHO ARE GOING TO BE WATCHING THIS. 541 00:19:42,077 --> 00:19:43,906 [laughs] >> NOW, WHEN YOU AUDITIONED A 542 00:19:43,941 --> 00:19:46,046 FEW YEARS AGO, YOU WERE STILL HEAVY. 543 00:19:46,081 --> 00:19:46,702 >> YEAH. 544 00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:48,635 I WAS JUST UNDER 400 POUNDS. 545 00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:49,947 >> EX-SQUEEZE ME? 546 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,121 >> I'M TRYING TO LEAD BY EXAMPLE, AND THAT WAS THE BIG 547 00:19:52,156 --> 00:19:53,295 CATALYST FOR THE WEIGHT LOSS. 548 00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:56,367 PART OF IT WAS, YOU KNOW, I GOTTA BE ALIVE FOR THESE KIDS. 549 00:19:56,402 --> 00:19:59,336 I'VE BEEN WITH MY HUSBAND NOW FOR EIGHT YEARS, 550 00:19:59,370 --> 00:20:02,201 AND I HAVE TWO AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL ADOPTED CHILDREN. 551 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:05,618 I'M AT A PLACE IN MY LIFE NOW WHERE MY CHILDREN ARE MORE 552 00:20:05,652 --> 00:20:08,759 IMPORTANT TO ME THAN, YOU KNOW, THAT BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN. 553 00:20:08,793 --> 00:20:10,657 >> I'M GONNA LET YOU GET BACK TO WORK. 554 00:20:10,692 --> 00:20:12,141 I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU COME UP WITH. 555 00:20:12,176 --> 00:20:12,797 >> WELL, THANKS, RU. 556 00:20:12,832 --> 00:20:13,453 >> THANKS. 557 00:20:13,488 --> 00:20:14,937 >> BYE. 558 00:20:14,972 --> 00:20:16,456 >> KANDY HO. 559 00:20:16,491 --> 00:20:17,664 >> HEY, MAMAS. 560 00:20:17,699 --> 00:20:20,495 >> FROM THE HO FAMILY OF PRODUCTS. 561 00:20:20,529 --> 00:20:21,979 TELL ME ABOUT YOUR NUDE ILLUSION. 562 00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:24,844 TRADITIONALLY ON OUR SHOW, PUERTO RICANS LIKE TO SHOW 563 00:20:24,878 --> 00:20:25,603 A LOT OF BODY. 564 00:20:25,638 --> 00:20:26,708 >> I LOVE TO SHOW BODY. 565 00:20:26,742 --> 00:20:30,470 I THINK THIS RUNWAY'S RIGHT ON MY ALLEY. 566 00:20:30,505 --> 00:20:31,575 >> OH, IT'S ON YOUR ALLEY? 567 00:20:31,609 --> 00:20:32,265 >> YEAH. 568 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:34,233 >> [laughs] OKAY. 569 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:35,268 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SEW? 570 00:20:35,303 --> 00:20:37,270 >> I DON'T. 571 00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:39,755 >> HOW DO YOU BECOME A DRAG QUEEN WITHOUT KNOWING 572 00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:40,998 HOW TO SEW? 573 00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:43,000 >> I MEAN, I THINK THIS TAKES MORE THAN SEWING, BECAUSE YOU 574 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:46,417 CAN KNOW HOW TO SEW, BUT YOU CAN HAVE THE WORST TASTE EVER. 575 00:20:46,452 --> 00:20:49,386 >> ANY SENSIBLE QUEEN SHOULD KNOW HOW TO MAKE A DRESS. 576 00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:50,663 YOU KNOW, IT'S PART OF THE GAME. 577 00:20:50,697 --> 00:20:54,114 YOU HAVE TO PLAY. 578 00:20:54,149 --> 00:20:55,461 >> OOH! 579 00:20:55,495 --> 00:20:56,289 BITCH. 580 00:20:56,324 --> 00:20:58,567 >> WHY, JASMINE MASTERS. 581 00:20:58,602 --> 00:20:59,879 >> YES, MOTHER RU? 582 00:20:59,913 --> 00:21:02,778 >> WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING FOR THE REVEAL ON THE MAIN STAGE? 583 00:21:02,813 --> 00:21:06,886 >> IT'S LIKE A, UM, LIKE A BUTTERFLY IN A COCOON. 584 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,301 >> I'VE HEARD OF THOSE, YES. 585 00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:10,752 >> SO, I'MA BE, LIKE, SOME TYPE OF, LIKE, A COCOON THAT I 586 00:21:10,786 --> 00:21:14,480 WOULD GROW, SO AS I'M WALKING DOWN TO THE RUN--WALKING DOWN 587 00:21:14,514 --> 00:21:16,827 THE RUNWAY, I'M GONNA GROW. 588 00:21:16,861 --> 00:21:18,898 'CAUSE THE BUTT--THE BUTTERFLY'S ACTUALLY IS IN THE COCOON. 589 00:21:18,932 --> 00:21:20,071 THIS IS THE COCOON. 590 00:21:20,106 --> 00:21:20,865 >> RIGHT? 591 00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:22,902 >> AND WHICH IS ME, THE BUTTERFLY. 592 00:21:22,936 --> 00:21:25,007 YOU KNOW, LIKE A BUTTERFLY'S IN A COCOON? 593 00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:26,215 >> UH-HUH. 594 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:29,702 EVERY STEP THAT I TAKE DOWN THE RUNWAY, THE, UH, BUTTERFLY 595 00:21:29,736 --> 00:21:32,083 INSIDE IS GROWING. 596 00:21:32,118 --> 00:21:33,015 >> OH, YEAH. 597 00:21:33,050 --> 00:21:34,120 UH-HUH. 598 00:21:34,154 --> 00:21:37,192 >> SO ONCE IT GET REVEALED TO THE END OF THE RUNWAY, 599 00:21:37,226 --> 00:21:40,989 THE BUTTERFLY IS THERE. 600 00:21:41,023 --> 00:21:43,198 SHOO! SHOO! 601 00:21:43,232 --> 00:21:44,164 >> OKAY, GREAT. 602 00:21:44,199 --> 00:21:44,820 GREAT. 603 00:21:44,855 --> 00:21:46,650 WELL, KEEP WORKING. 604 00:21:46,684 --> 00:21:49,273 ALL RIGHT. 605 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,518 >> JASMINE'S RESORT TEAR-AWAY IS TWO HULA HOOPS WITH FABRIC 606 00:21:52,552 --> 00:21:53,588 AROUND IT. 607 00:21:53,622 --> 00:21:57,868 WHO THE HELL IS GONNA GO TO A RESORT WEARING THAT? 608 00:21:57,902 --> 00:21:59,214 >> ALL RIGHT, LADIES. 609 00:21:59,248 --> 00:22:03,667 GET READY TO PUT ON A SHOW, AND THEN TAKE IT ALL OFF. 610 00:22:03,701 --> 00:22:04,702 GOOD LUCK! 611 00:22:04,737 --> 00:22:13,193 AND REMEMBER, DON'T [bleep] IT UP. 612 00:22:13,228 --> 00:22:15,264 >> SO YOUR PARTNER, ARE YOU GUYS, LIKE, MARRIED OR-- 613 00:22:15,299 --> 00:22:16,127 >> YEAH. 614 00:22:16,162 --> 00:22:17,750 WE GOT MARRIED LAST YEAR. 615 00:22:17,784 --> 00:22:19,786 >> MY BOYFRIEND'S FAMILY-- I WENT HOME FOR CHRISTMAS WITH 616 00:22:19,821 --> 00:22:22,099 THEM, AND THEY REALLY LIKED ME, AND THEN THEY FOUND OUT ABOUT 617 00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:23,894 DRAG, AND THEY CALLED HIM, LIKE, IN A PANIC, LIKE, 618 00:22:23,928 --> 00:22:25,654 "WE DON'T WANT YOU WITH SOMEBODY WHO DOES THIS." 619 00:22:25,689 --> 00:22:26,379 >> ARE YOU FOR REAL? 620 00:22:26,414 --> 00:22:27,069 >> YEAH. 621 00:22:27,104 --> 00:22:28,623 THEY DON'T LIKE DRAG. 622 00:22:28,657 --> 00:22:30,279 I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THEY DON'T GET THAT IT'S 623 00:22:30,314 --> 00:22:32,109 JUST ME PLAYING A PERSON. 624 00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:34,870 HIS MOM SAID, "TRIXIE'S, LIKE, CLOWN DRAG MAKES ME SICK TO MY 625 00:22:34,905 --> 00:22:35,595 STOMACH," IS WHAT SHE TOLD HIM. 626 00:22:35,630 --> 00:22:36,734 >> OH, MY GOD. 627 00:22:36,769 --> 00:22:38,253 >> THEY WERE RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING. 628 00:22:38,287 --> 00:22:41,360 >> [laughs] >> THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING. 629 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:45,985 >> I KNOW. 630 00:22:46,019 --> 00:22:46,641 >> RUNWAY. 631 00:22:46,675 --> 00:22:47,849 >> SOMEONE'S GOING HOME. 632 00:22:47,883 --> 00:22:50,299 >> I AM TERRIFIED FOR THIS ELIMINATION. 633 00:22:50,334 --> 00:22:53,717 WE HAVE TO BE NAKED, AND I HAVE THE BODY OF 634 00:22:53,751 --> 00:22:55,891 A 55-YEAR-OLD IRISH ROCK CLIMBER. 635 00:22:55,926 --> 00:22:59,308 GIVE ME A [bleep] BREAK. 636 00:22:59,343 --> 00:23:00,793 >> [laughs] >> [laughs] 637 00:23:02,104 --> 00:23:03,554 >> [laughs] >> [laughs] 638 00:23:05,142 --> 00:23:11,976 [RuPaul's Cover Girl!playing] 639 00:23:12,011 --> 00:23:18,224 [laughing] 640 00:23:18,258 --> 00:23:22,021 COVER GIRL! PUT THE BASS IN YOUR WALK 641 00:23:22,055 --> 00:23:26,370 HEAD TO TOE LET YOUR WHOLE BODY TALK 642 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:29,511 AND WHAT? >> YAY. 643 00:23:29,546 --> 00:23:33,273 >> WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF 644 00:23:33,308 --> 00:23:34,896 WELL, LOOK AT YOU. 645 00:23:34,930 --> 00:23:36,932 IT'S LIKE THE GAY MOUNT RUSHMORE. 646 00:23:36,967 --> 00:23:40,936 [laughter] MY BOSOM BUDDY, MICHELLE VISAGE. 647 00:23:40,971 --> 00:23:42,731 YOU'RE SERVING A LITTLE BRITNEY THERE. 648 00:23:42,766 --> 00:23:44,008 >> IT'S EITHER THIS OR A SNAKE. 649 00:23:44,043 --> 00:23:44,837 I CHOSE THIS. 650 00:23:44,871 --> 00:23:47,460 >> [laughs] CARSON KRESSLY. 651 00:23:47,495 --> 00:23:49,635 I'M SO GLAD YOU JOINED THE QUEEN-DOM. 652 00:23:49,669 --> 00:23:51,050 >> I'M GLAD TO BE HERE. 653 00:23:51,084 --> 00:23:54,467 >> AND LOOK WHO'S BACK, THE OTHER MISS ROSS, 654 00:23:54,502 --> 00:23:55,779 ROSS MATHEWS. 655 00:23:55,813 --> 00:23:58,747 I'M GLAD TO HAVE YOU IN MY BIG OPENING. 656 00:23:58,782 --> 00:23:59,783 >> THAT'S A FIRST. 657 00:23:59,817 --> 00:24:04,132 [both laughing] >> AND OUR EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST, 658 00:24:04,166 --> 00:24:08,308 THE FUNNIEST WOMAN IN THE UNIVERSE, KATHY GRIFFIN. 659 00:24:08,343 --> 00:24:11,484 >> RU, I BROUGHT MY REAL SMILE AND A LOT OF FAKE HAIR. 660 00:24:11,519 --> 00:24:12,865 >> [laughs] 661 00:24:12,899 --> 00:24:14,211 [deep voice] ME TOO. 662 00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:17,697 [laughter] THIS WEEK, OUR QUEENS WERE 663 00:24:17,732 --> 00:24:21,460 CHALLENGED TO SHOW OFF THEIR BEST SPRING AND FALL FASHIONS. 664 00:24:21,494 --> 00:24:25,809 TONIGHT, THEY'RE READY TO DEBUT THEIR TEAR-AWAY RESORT WEAR 665 00:24:25,843 --> 00:24:29,191 IN THE FIRST EVER NAKED RUNWAY. 666 00:24:29,226 --> 00:24:34,749 GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES, AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN. 667 00:24:34,783 --> 00:24:36,509 NOW SISSY THAT WALK 668 00:24:36,544 --> 00:24:39,719 UP FIRST IS RUSSIA'S OWN KATYA. 669 00:24:39,754 --> 00:24:40,409 >> OOH. 670 00:24:40,444 --> 00:24:41,065 >> MMM. 671 00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:42,446 >> KATY-AWESOME. 672 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,275 >> IT IS MY DREAM TO WALK DOWN THE MAIN STAGE RUNWAY OF 673 00:24:44,310 --> 00:24:46,968 RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE,AND I HAVE TO DO IT NAKED. 674 00:24:47,002 --> 00:24:47,934 I RIP OFF THE THING... 675 00:24:47,969 --> 00:24:49,073 >> all: OH! 676 00:24:49,108 --> 00:24:51,869 >> AND I'M GIVING YOU RUSSIAN RED HIPPIE REALNESS. 677 00:24:51,904 --> 00:24:53,561 I THINK THEY'RE BUYING IT. 678 00:24:53,595 --> 00:24:56,322 WHEN IN DOUBT, SHOW 'EM YOUR [bleep], I DON'T KNOW. 679 00:24:56,356 --> 00:24:56,978 >> OH! 680 00:24:57,012 --> 00:24:57,634 >> OH, DEAR. 681 00:24:57,668 --> 00:24:58,324 >> SHE DROPPED SOMETHING. 682 00:24:58,358 --> 00:24:59,394 >> WHAT AN ASS. 683 00:24:59,428 --> 00:25:00,153 >> THANK YOU. 684 00:25:00,188 --> 00:25:00,809 >> NO, HER. 685 00:25:00,844 --> 00:25:01,638 >> OH. 686 00:25:01,672 --> 00:25:03,018 >> DOES HER FRINGE MATCH THE DRAPES? 687 00:25:03,053 --> 00:25:06,919 [laughter] >> MRS. KASHA DAVIS. 688 00:25:06,953 --> 00:25:08,645 >> MRS. ROPER REALNESS. 689 00:25:08,679 --> 00:25:10,439 >> WALKING DOWN THE RUNWAY IS SURREAL. 690 00:25:10,474 --> 00:25:12,718 I GET TO CENTER, PULL THE VELCRO, AND I'M NAKED. 691 00:25:12,752 --> 00:25:13,960 >> all: OH! 692 00:25:13,995 --> 00:25:15,790 >> I SLIPPED IT OFF BECAUSE THERE WAS MY HUSBAND ON THE SIDE 693 00:25:15,824 --> 00:25:16,791 OF THE POOL. 694 00:25:16,825 --> 00:25:18,862 >> I COULD PUT A SADDLE ON THAT CAMEL TOE. 695 00:25:18,896 --> 00:25:20,933 [laughter] >> DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME 696 00:25:20,967 --> 00:25:23,004 JO ANNE WORLEY POSED FOR PLAYBOY? 697 00:25:23,038 --> 00:25:23,660 >> NO. 698 00:25:23,694 --> 00:25:24,350 >> NO. 699 00:25:24,384 --> 00:25:25,385 >> SASHA BELLE. 700 00:25:25,420 --> 00:25:26,110 >> HMM. 701 00:25:26,145 --> 00:25:27,698 >> DIANE VON FISTENBERG. 702 00:25:27,733 --> 00:25:29,700 >> I'M FEELING AMAZING. 703 00:25:29,735 --> 00:25:33,566 I'M GIVING YOU J-LO JUST WAKING UP FROM A ONE-NIGHT-STAND 704 00:25:33,601 --> 00:25:34,912 IN THE BAHAMAS. 705 00:25:34,947 --> 00:25:37,674 >> WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYBODY GOT A LITTLE BIT OF BLACK 706 00:25:37,708 --> 00:25:38,606 IN 'EM. 707 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,366 >> [laughs] >> SASHA BELLE, YOU COULD RING 708 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,401 MY BELL, GIRL. 709 00:25:41,436 --> 00:25:42,541 >> MM-HMM. 710 00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:43,576 >> MISS FAME. 711 00:25:43,611 --> 00:25:44,819 >> I WANT TO LIVE FOREVER. 712 00:25:44,853 --> 00:25:48,754 >> I'M WEARING A CUSTOM MISS FAME FASHION PONCHO. 713 00:25:48,788 --> 00:25:49,548 AND THEN BAM... 714 00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:50,203 >> BAM, YEAH. 715 00:25:50,238 --> 00:25:51,101 >> HELLO. 716 00:25:51,135 --> 00:25:52,551 >> AND I'M SHINING LIKE A STAR. 717 00:25:52,585 --> 00:25:53,828 I'M A GODDAMN BRAND. 718 00:25:53,862 --> 00:25:55,761 >> SHE'S SERVING EVE... 719 00:25:55,795 --> 00:25:56,865 SUMMER'S EVE. 720 00:25:56,900 --> 00:26:01,870 [laughter] LAGUARDIA, NEWARK, KENNEDY. 721 00:26:01,905 --> 00:26:05,391 [laughter] YEAH, SHE'S ALMOST THERE. 722 00:26:05,425 --> 00:26:06,634 >> all: OH. 723 00:26:06,668 --> 00:26:08,601 >> THAT'S NOT A BRAZILIAN, IT'S AN EGYPTIAN. 724 00:26:08,636 --> 00:26:09,878 >> IT SURE IS. 725 00:26:09,913 --> 00:26:13,641 >> HONEY, I AM FEELING IT. 726 00:26:13,675 --> 00:26:17,576 BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, THE RUNWAY'S MINE. 727 00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:19,923 >> SHE'S GOT QUITE A BACK STORY GOING ON THERE. 728 00:26:19,957 --> 00:26:23,064 [laughter] TEMPEST DUJOUR. 729 00:26:23,098 --> 00:26:24,859 >> SHE IS OF THE DAY. 730 00:26:24,893 --> 00:26:25,894 LET ME JUST TAKE THIS OFF. 731 00:26:25,929 --> 00:26:26,792 >> UH-HUH. 732 00:26:26,826 --> 00:26:28,621 >> IT'S A LITTLE WARM IN HERE, ISN'T IT? 733 00:26:28,656 --> 00:26:29,864 OH. 734 00:26:29,898 --> 00:26:33,212 >> I DON'T HAVE FISH TO SERVE, SO I'M GONNA GIVE THEM CRABS. 735 00:26:33,246 --> 00:26:34,351 >> MMM. 736 00:26:34,385 --> 00:26:35,352 >> IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE CRABS, THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE 737 00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:36,042 GOLD. 738 00:26:36,077 --> 00:26:37,354 >> WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR BELT? 739 00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:38,631 RED LOBSTER. 740 00:26:38,666 --> 00:26:40,944 I LOVE THEIR CHEESE BISCUITS. 741 00:26:40,978 --> 00:26:42,462 >> TRIXIE MATTEL. 742 00:26:42,497 --> 00:26:44,982 >> SHE CAN'T PLAY, SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY BALLS. 743 00:26:45,017 --> 00:26:46,708 >> I'M DOING VALLEY GIRL, SHE'S AT THE RESORT, 744 00:26:46,743 --> 00:26:48,468 SHE'S PLAYING A LITTLE TENNIS. 745 00:26:48,503 --> 00:26:49,297 >> SHOW US YOUR BIRDIE. 746 00:26:49,331 --> 00:26:49,953 >> OH. 747 00:26:49,987 --> 00:26:51,195 >> SURPRISE. 748 00:26:51,230 --> 00:26:52,231 LOOK LIKE A DOLL. 749 00:26:52,265 --> 00:26:53,888 SO I'M GIVING YOU HINGES. 750 00:26:53,922 --> 00:26:55,890 LIFE IN PLASTIC IS FANTASTIC. 751 00:26:55,924 --> 00:26:57,305 >> A LIVING DOLL. 752 00:26:57,339 --> 00:26:59,065 >> SHE'S LIKE SKIPPER'S SISTER, STRIPPER. 753 00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:00,653 >> [laughs] >> MM-HMM. 754 00:27:00,688 --> 00:27:02,034 >> PEARL. 755 00:27:02,068 --> 00:27:02,966 >> OH. 756 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,037 THAT'S WHAT I CALL GREEK GODDESS DRESSING. 757 00:27:05,071 --> 00:27:06,866 >> LET'S SEE YOUR CLAM, PEARL. 758 00:27:06,901 --> 00:27:13,977 >> MY RESORT TEAR-AWAY LOOK IS TACKY '90s VERSACE-INSPIRED, 759 00:27:14,011 --> 00:27:18,257 AND BUBBLEGUM PINK PEARLFECTION. 760 00:27:18,291 --> 00:27:20,121 >> IT'S LIKE A RUNWAY ON AMBIEN. 761 00:27:20,155 --> 00:27:23,089 >> [laughs] >> MAX. 762 00:27:23,124 --> 00:27:24,712 BRACE YOURSELF, LADIES. 763 00:27:24,746 --> 00:27:26,714 [laughter] >> NOTHING SAYS RESORT LIKE 764 00:27:26,748 --> 00:27:27,611 POLIO. 765 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:28,854 >> all: OH! 766 00:27:28,888 --> 00:27:29,544 >> YES. 767 00:27:29,578 --> 00:27:31,063 >> SHE CAN STRIP. 768 00:27:31,097 --> 00:27:32,961 IT'S A MIRACLE! 769 00:27:32,996 --> 00:27:35,999 >> AS I'M WALKING DOWN THE RUNWAY, I'M CLINGING FOR DEAR 770 00:27:36,033 --> 00:27:39,623 LIFE TO MY CRUTCHES LIKE A WOUNDED PREDATOR. 771 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:42,212 >> THIS IS HELMUT NEWTON'S NADJA AUERMANN SHOOT. 772 00:27:42,246 --> 00:27:43,420 >> YES, IT IS. 773 00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:45,905 >> I THINK SHE'S USING HER PROPS AS A CRUTCH. 774 00:27:45,940 --> 00:27:47,389 >> GINGER MINJ. 775 00:27:47,424 --> 00:27:48,770 >> GOOD MORNING, STAR SHINE. 776 00:27:48,805 --> 00:27:49,460 >> YEAH. 777 00:27:49,495 --> 00:27:50,116 >> LOOK AT HER. 778 00:27:50,151 --> 00:27:51,600 >> SWEET LITTLE LEMON DROP. 779 00:27:51,635 --> 00:27:53,223 >> all: OH! 780 00:27:53,257 --> 00:27:54,534 >> WE HAVE A CRACK PROBLEM. 781 00:27:54,569 --> 00:27:56,709 >> SEE, THAT'S THE KIND OF CRACK YOU'D FIND ON THE STREET. 782 00:27:56,744 --> 00:27:57,745 >> UH-HUH. 783 00:27:57,779 --> 00:28:02,853 >> MY CONCEPT IS TO BE NAKED, BUT STILL CLASSY. 784 00:28:02,888 --> 00:28:03,543 I'M SOUTHERN. 785 00:28:03,578 --> 00:28:04,821 I LIKE TO BE CLASSY. 786 00:28:04,855 --> 00:28:06,788 >> THAT'S QUITE AN IMPRESSIVE PEARL NECKLACE. 787 00:28:06,823 --> 00:28:08,341 >> SOMETIMES THEY CAN BE SO MESSY. 788 00:28:08,376 --> 00:28:10,309 >> ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE LAYERED. 789 00:28:10,343 --> 00:28:11,551 >> JASMINE MASTERS. 790 00:28:11,586 --> 00:28:14,037 UH-OH NOW, SISSY THAT WALK 791 00:28:14,071 --> 00:28:19,076 >> I DROP THE COCOON AND A 792 00:28:19,111 --> 00:28:20,871 BUTTERFLY IS COMING OUT. 793 00:28:20,906 --> 00:28:22,735 >> SHE GOT CIRCUMCISED, LOOK. 794 00:28:22,770 --> 00:28:24,875 >> YOU SEE A LITTLE BIT OF TITS, YOU SEE A LITTLE ASS, YOU SEE A 795 00:28:24,910 --> 00:28:26,532 LITTLE "CUH-CUH." 796 00:28:26,566 --> 00:28:29,742 WHEN I DROPPED THAT COCOON, BABY, IT WAS ALL SHE WROTE. 797 00:28:29,777 --> 00:28:31,261 >> AFRO, SHE DID IT. 798 00:28:31,295 --> 00:28:33,159 >> UH-HUH, YES SHE DID. 799 00:28:33,194 --> 00:28:36,231 >> NOW, JASMINE APPEALS TO OUR FRINGE AUDIENCE. 800 00:28:36,266 --> 00:28:36,887 >> YES. 801 00:28:36,922 --> 00:28:39,925 [laughter] >> KANDY HO. 802 00:28:39,959 --> 00:28:40,891 >> WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? 803 00:28:40,926 --> 00:28:43,929 >> I'M JUST GIVING YOU GREEK GODDESS. 804 00:28:43,963 --> 00:28:44,619 >> OH, WELL. 805 00:28:44,653 --> 00:28:45,275 >> UH-OH. 806 00:28:45,309 --> 00:28:46,552 >> OH. 807 00:28:46,586 --> 00:28:49,348 >> I TAKE MY TEAR-AWAY OFF, AND I'M JUST GIVING YOU CURVES AND 808 00:28:49,382 --> 00:28:52,144 I'M GIVING YOU THIS SEXUALITY THAT NONE OF THE OTHER GIRLS 809 00:28:52,178 --> 00:28:52,869 HAVE. 810 00:28:52,903 --> 00:28:54,008 >> NICE BUNS, ALL THREE OF THEM. 811 00:28:54,042 --> 00:28:56,044 >> MOON OVER PUERTO RICO. 812 00:28:56,079 --> 00:28:59,668 >> [laughs] >> JAIDYNN DIORE FIERCE. 813 00:28:59,703 --> 00:29:01,291 >> OH, BEYONCE WHO? 814 00:29:01,325 --> 00:29:02,499 >> HI, GORG. 815 00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:03,811 >> SHE WISHES SHE HAD THOSE CURVES. 816 00:29:03,845 --> 00:29:04,501 >> OH, OH, OH. 817 00:29:04,535 --> 00:29:05,157 >> UH-OH, OOPSIES, NUDITY. 818 00:29:05,191 --> 00:29:05,813 >> WHAT? 819 00:29:05,847 --> 00:29:06,537 >> OH. 820 00:29:06,572 --> 00:29:07,849 >> WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN? 821 00:29:07,884 --> 00:29:10,472 >> I'M GIVING THE JUDGES CURVES AND SWERVES AND 822 00:29:10,507 --> 00:29:13,165 "PLUMPILICIOUSNESS," AND I GOT TO SHOW THE JUDGES 823 00:29:13,199 --> 00:29:15,029 HOW SEXY I IS. 824 00:29:15,063 --> 00:29:17,169 >> TOUCH ALL OF THIS SKIN, HONEY. 825 00:29:17,203 --> 00:29:19,516 >> I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE. 826 00:29:19,550 --> 00:29:20,551 >> NO. 827 00:29:20,586 --> 00:29:22,622 >> VIOLET CHACHKI. 828 00:29:22,657 --> 00:29:23,520 >> both: OH. 829 00:29:23,554 --> 00:29:24,521 >> BLANCHE DUBOIS. 830 00:29:24,555 --> 00:29:26,109 >> both: MM-HMM. 831 00:29:26,143 --> 00:29:26,799 >> all: OH. 832 00:29:26,834 --> 00:29:27,455 >> BAM, THERE IT GOES. 833 00:29:27,489 --> 00:29:28,249 >> YOU'RE RIGHT. 834 00:29:28,283 --> 00:29:29,457 >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, TAKE IT EASY. 835 00:29:29,491 --> 00:29:30,113 >> all: OH! 836 00:29:30,147 --> 00:29:30,803 >> YEAH. 837 00:29:30,838 --> 00:29:32,598 >> THE DEVIL WEARS NADA. 838 00:29:32,632 --> 00:29:33,495 >> UH-HUH. 839 00:29:33,530 --> 00:29:34,151 >> I FEEL GREAT. 840 00:29:34,186 --> 00:29:35,014 I LOVE BEING NAKED. 841 00:29:35,049 --> 00:29:36,533 I LOVE MY BODY. 842 00:29:36,567 --> 00:29:38,604 I'M COMFORTABLE WITH JUST A PIECE OF DUCT TAPE ON 843 00:29:38,638 --> 00:29:39,778 AND A SMILE. 844 00:29:39,812 --> 00:29:42,194 >> THIS REMINDS ME TO NEVER EAT, EVER. 845 00:29:42,228 --> 00:29:45,680 >> NOW SISSY THAT WALK [laughs] 846 00:29:47,371 --> 00:29:49,028 >> [laughs] 847 00:29:49,063 --> 00:29:50,961 WELCOME, LADIES. 848 00:29:50,996 --> 00:29:54,309 WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME, PLEASE STEP FORWARD. 849 00:29:54,344 --> 00:29:56,691 GINGER MINJ. 850 00:29:56,725 --> 00:29:59,073 JAIDYNN DIORE FIERCE. 851 00:29:59,107 --> 00:30:00,488 PEARL. 852 00:30:00,522 --> 00:30:03,802 MRS. KASHA DAVIS. 853 00:30:03,836 --> 00:30:05,769 KATYA. 854 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,151 MAX. 855 00:30:08,185 --> 00:30:11,119 TRIXIE MATTEL. 856 00:30:11,154 --> 00:30:13,432 YOU... 857 00:30:13,466 --> 00:30:15,848 ARE ALL SAFE. 858 00:30:15,883 --> 00:30:20,025 >> [sighs] >> YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE. 859 00:30:20,059 --> 00:30:23,545 AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, PUT SOME GODDAMN CLOTHES ON! 860 00:30:23,580 --> 00:30:27,135 >> [laughs] >> LADIES, IT'S TIME 861 00:30:27,170 --> 00:30:29,241 FOR THE JUDGES' CRITIQUES. 862 00:30:29,275 --> 00:30:31,312 FIRST UP, SASHA BELLE. 863 00:30:31,346 --> 00:30:33,762 >> YOUR FALL LOOK, CRUSTACEAN CHIC. 864 00:30:33,797 --> 00:30:34,660 [laughter] 865 00:30:34,694 --> 00:30:36,317 I THOUGHT IT WAS A LITTLE OVERWHELMING. 866 00:30:36,351 --> 00:30:37,801 >> YOU'RE DOING A NUDE ILLUSION. 867 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,252 WHY ARE YOU SHOWING HUGE, BLACK UNDERGARMENTS? 868 00:30:40,286 --> 00:30:42,806 >> I THINK I WAS CONFUSED BY THE ASSIGNMENT. 869 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,704 >> WELL, TO BE FAIR, ALL OF THE GIRLS WERE TOLD 870 00:30:44,739 --> 00:30:47,052 THE EXACT SAME THING. 871 00:30:47,086 --> 00:30:49,261 ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP, MISS FAME. 872 00:30:49,295 --> 00:30:51,573 >> ON THE RUNWAY, THE LOOKS ARE FANTASTIC. 873 00:30:51,608 --> 00:30:52,643 THEY'RE BOLD. 874 00:30:52,678 --> 00:30:54,887 YOU LOOK FRIGHTENINGLY FIERCE. 875 00:30:54,922 --> 00:30:56,647 >> AND I LOVE A POINTED SHOULDER. 876 00:30:56,682 --> 00:30:59,271 I MEAN, LET'S JUST ALL GO BACK TO 877 00:30:59,305 --> 00:31:00,962 >> I THOUGHT THE LITTLE BLUE NUMBER WAS CUTE. 878 00:31:00,997 --> 00:31:05,001 I JUST EXPECTED A LITTLE BIT MORE, YOU KNOW? 879 00:31:05,035 --> 00:31:07,348 >> NEXT UP, KENNEDY DAVENPORT. 880 00:31:07,382 --> 00:31:12,215 >> IN THAT SPRING LOOK, YOU ARE GIVING ME OPRAH WINFREY. 881 00:31:12,249 --> 00:31:12,940 [imitating Oprah] KENNEDY... 882 00:31:12,974 --> 00:31:13,941 >> both: DAVENPORT! 883 00:31:13,975 --> 00:31:15,908 >> [laughs] >> YES. 884 00:31:15,943 --> 00:31:19,015 >> I LOVED YOUR, LIKE, BOB MACKIE BUTTERFLY. 885 00:31:19,049 --> 00:31:21,327 MAYBE IF YOU JUST READJUST THE GIRLS, THE NIPPLES WILL BE-- 886 00:31:21,362 --> 00:31:22,121 >> RIGHT, I CAN'T. 887 00:31:22,156 --> 00:31:24,020 IT'S THE WAY IT'S PAINTED. 888 00:31:24,054 --> 00:31:25,918 >> MICHELLE'S SURGEON CAN FIX YOU RIGHT UP. 889 00:31:25,953 --> 00:31:26,781 >> YES. 890 00:31:26,815 --> 00:31:29,784 [laughter] >> NEXT UP, TEMPEST DUJOUR. 891 00:31:29,818 --> 00:31:32,097 HOW'D IT FEEL WALKING THE RUNWAY? 892 00:31:32,131 --> 00:31:35,583 >> I JUST RECENTLY LOST A TON OF WEIGHT, SO DOING NUDE BODY IS 893 00:31:35,617 --> 00:31:37,205 A CATHARTIC MOMENT FOR ME TODAY. 894 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,242 >> CON-DRAG-ULATIONS ON YOUR WEIGHT LOSS. 895 00:31:39,276 --> 00:31:40,450 >> THANK YOU. 896 00:31:40,484 --> 00:31:44,040 >> ON THAT NOTE, YOUR RUNWAY LOOK TONIGHT, YOU'RE WRINKLY, 897 00:31:44,074 --> 00:31:45,317 YOU'RE DROOPY. 898 00:31:45,351 --> 00:31:46,559 YOU'RE A THIN GIRL NOW. 899 00:31:46,594 --> 00:31:48,182 BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR RUNWAY NUMBERS. 900 00:31:48,216 --> 00:31:50,460 I'M NOT A FAN OF WEARING QUILT-LIKE MATERIALS 901 00:31:50,494 --> 00:31:52,600 BECAUSE THEY TEND TO MAKE US LOOK BIGGER. 902 00:31:52,634 --> 00:31:56,155 YOU JUST LOST ALL THIS WEIGHT, AND YOU JUST PUT ON 50 POUNDS. 903 00:31:56,190 --> 00:31:58,468 >> NEXT UP, JASMINE MASTERS. 904 00:31:58,502 --> 00:31:59,641 HOW YOU FEELING UP THERE? 905 00:31:59,676 --> 00:32:01,816 >> I AM SO HAPPY, I'M [bleep] OUT HAPPINESS TO BE HERE. 906 00:32:01,850 --> 00:32:04,646 [laughter] >> I LOVED YOUR, LIKE, 907 00:32:04,681 --> 00:32:06,890 "CIRQUE DU SO GAY" TUBE THAT YOU POPPED OUT OF. 908 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:09,065 >> [laughs] >> THEN I WAS LIKE, "WHEN'S SHE 909 00:32:09,099 --> 00:32:10,721 GONNA TAKE OFF THE FRINGY THING?" 910 00:32:10,756 --> 00:32:12,447 >> I WANT TO SEE THAT GORGEOUS BODY. 911 00:32:12,482 --> 00:32:13,690 MORE NUDITY! 912 00:32:13,724 --> 00:32:15,692 [laughter] >> AND THEN WE GET TO YOUR 913 00:32:15,726 --> 00:32:17,107 FALL LOOK, AND I DON'T GET IT. 914 00:32:17,142 --> 00:32:20,145 YOU KNOW, IT JUST LOOKS OLD AND DATED. 915 00:32:20,179 --> 00:32:21,560 >> ALL RIGHT, KANDY HO. 916 00:32:21,594 --> 00:32:25,150 >> NOTHING SAYS "RESORT" THAN WEARING A TUNIC WITH NO PANTS. 917 00:32:25,184 --> 00:32:27,393 AND I WAS JUST LIKE, "OH, GOD, I CAN SEE HER CHOCHA." 918 00:32:27,428 --> 00:32:28,808 THAT'S SPANISH FOR "VAGINA." 919 00:32:28,843 --> 00:32:31,225 >> [laughs] >> YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN. 920 00:32:31,259 --> 00:32:32,605 YOU'VE GOT THE BODY. 921 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,504 YOUR CONTOURING ON THE OTHER HAND... 922 00:32:34,538 --> 00:32:36,161 GIRL, THIS IS NOT A NIGHTCLUB. 923 00:32:36,195 --> 00:32:37,231 THIS IS TV. 924 00:32:37,265 --> 00:32:42,719 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU LITERALLY CONTOURED ON A BEARD. 925 00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:44,859 NO. 926 00:32:44,893 --> 00:32:47,517 >> UP NEXT, VIOLET CHACHKI. 927 00:32:47,551 --> 00:32:50,313 >> IN THE TARTAN LOOK, WHEN YOU PUT YOUR THING DOWN, FLIPPED IT, 928 00:32:50,347 --> 00:32:52,901 AND REVERSED IT, I ALMOST FELL OFF OF MY CHAIR. 929 00:32:52,936 --> 00:32:53,972 >> AN SPEAKING ABOUT A REVEAL... 930 00:32:54,006 --> 00:32:55,214 >> all: OH! 931 00:32:55,249 --> 00:32:57,768 >> I WOULD'VE SOMEHOW LIKE TO HAVE SEEN IT "JUJED" A LITTLE, 932 00:32:57,803 --> 00:32:59,701 'CAUSE I'M GETTING BOY. 933 00:32:59,736 --> 00:33:03,567 >> I ACTUALLY REALLY ENJOYED SEEING YOUR REAL BOY BODY. 934 00:33:03,602 --> 00:33:06,432 YOU KIND OF HAD THAT ESSENCE OF THOSE CRAZY, SKINNY MODELS 935 00:33:06,467 --> 00:33:08,503 THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BOOBS. 936 00:33:08,538 --> 00:33:10,091 >> THANK YOU, KATHY. 937 00:33:10,126 --> 00:33:13,957 >> LADIES, I HAVE ONE FINAL QUESTION, AND I WANT 938 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,096 THE NAKED TRUTH. 939 00:33:15,131 --> 00:33:19,790 WHICH QUEEN HAS LEAST IMPRESSED YOU THUS FAR? 940 00:33:19,825 --> 00:33:20,481 SASHA? 941 00:33:20,515 --> 00:33:21,861 >> I'D HAVE TO SAY PEARL. 942 00:33:21,896 --> 00:33:22,862 >> MISS FAME? 943 00:33:22,897 --> 00:33:23,691 >> JAIDYNN. 944 00:33:23,725 --> 00:33:25,037 >> KENNEDY DAVENPORT? 945 00:33:25,072 --> 00:33:26,038 >> TRIXIE. 946 00:33:26,073 --> 00:33:27,453 >> TEMPEST DUJOUR? 947 00:33:27,488 --> 00:33:28,696 >> GINGER. 948 00:33:28,730 --> 00:33:30,353 >> THE NAKED TRUTH, JASMINE. 949 00:33:30,387 --> 00:33:34,184 >> SASHA, BECAUSE SHE JUST CAME OUT PLAIN. 950 00:33:34,219 --> 00:33:35,082 >> ALL RIGHT, KANDY HO? 951 00:33:35,116 --> 00:33:36,393 >> TEMPEST. 952 00:33:36,428 --> 00:33:39,500 HE'S MATURE, BUT I THINK IN DRAG, YOU HAVE TO UPGRADE 953 00:33:39,534 --> 00:33:41,709 YOURSELF TO NOT BORE PEOPLE. 954 00:33:41,743 --> 00:33:44,160 >> I-I THINK IT'S INTERESTING, WHEN WE DID INTRODUCTIONS 955 00:33:44,194 --> 00:33:45,644 THE FIRST DAY, SHE DIDN'T EVEN SAY HELLO. 956 00:33:45,678 --> 00:33:47,577 HER FIRST RESPONSE WAS, "HOW OLD ARE YOU?" 957 00:33:47,611 --> 00:33:50,580 >> I WANTED TO KNOW YOUR AGE BECAUSE YOU LOOK OLDER, AND 958 00:33:50,614 --> 00:33:52,720 YOUR LOOK WASN'T MY FAVORITE, AND I JUST WANTED TO KNOW 959 00:33:52,754 --> 00:33:54,066 WHERE YOU WERE COMING FROM. 960 00:33:54,101 --> 00:33:55,136 THAT'S IT. 961 00:33:55,171 --> 00:33:57,242 >> ALL RIGHT, VIOLET CHACHKI? 962 00:33:57,276 --> 00:33:58,312 >> SASHA. 963 00:33:58,346 --> 00:34:00,038 SHE JUST KIND OF FADED INTO THE BACKGROUND FOR ME. 964 00:34:00,072 --> 00:34:02,419 >> I DON'T KNOW HOW I FADED INTO THE BACKGROUND. 965 00:34:02,454 --> 00:34:04,076 I WORE A LOBSTER DRESS. 966 00:34:04,111 --> 00:34:07,700 [laughs] SO-- >> WELL, THANK YOU, LADIES. 967 00:34:07,735 --> 00:34:11,118 NOW, WHILE YOU UNTUCK BACKSTAGE, THE JUDGES AND I 968 00:34:11,152 --> 00:34:13,292 WILL DELIBERATE. 969 00:34:13,327 --> 00:34:16,709 OKAY, NOW, JUST BETWEEN US GAY ICONS, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 970 00:34:16,744 --> 00:34:18,918 [laughter] SASHA BELLE? 971 00:34:18,953 --> 00:34:21,093 >> I THOUGHT HER NUDE ILLUSION LOOK WAS KIND OF MESSY. 972 00:34:21,128 --> 00:34:22,439 >> THAT BODY SUIT SUCKED. 973 00:34:22,474 --> 00:34:23,164 >> [laughs] RIGHT. 974 00:34:23,199 --> 00:34:24,855 >> COME ON, IT HAD A BLACK BRA. 975 00:34:24,890 --> 00:34:26,823 MISUNDERSTANDING, MY ASS. 976 00:34:26,857 --> 00:34:28,066 >> MISS FAME? 977 00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:30,275 >> THE FALL AND SPRING LOOKS REALLY, REALLY MADE A STATEMENT. 978 00:34:30,309 --> 00:34:31,448 >> SHE'S JUST SO PRETTY. 979 00:34:31,483 --> 00:34:34,106 I LIKE A LITTLE STANK ON MY DRAG QUEENS. 980 00:34:34,141 --> 00:34:36,488 >> THE PROPORTIONS OF MISS FAME'S BODY REMINDED ME 981 00:34:36,522 --> 00:34:38,593 OF MARLENE DIETRICH IN THE LATER YEARS. 982 00:34:38,628 --> 00:34:39,939 >> SHE HAD A LITTLE STANK ON HER THEN. 983 00:34:39,974 --> 00:34:40,733 >> all: YES. 984 00:34:40,768 --> 00:34:42,563 >> KENNEDY DAVENPORT? 985 00:34:42,597 --> 00:34:44,289 >> I JUST ATE HER WITH A SPOON. 986 00:34:44,323 --> 00:34:46,498 >> SHE MIGHT GET A LITTLE COSTUME-Y. 987 00:34:46,532 --> 00:34:48,569 >> WHY IS COSTUME-Y A BAD THING ON A DRAG QUEEN? 988 00:34:48,603 --> 00:34:50,053 >> NO, I-- >> AS LONG AS SHE'S NOT WALKING 989 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,744 OUT IN A STAR TROOPER COSTUME FROM PARTY CITY. 990 00:34:51,779 --> 00:34:52,400 >> RIGHT. 991 00:34:52,435 --> 00:34:53,298 >> I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT. 992 00:34:53,332 --> 00:34:54,851 TEMPEST DUJOUR? 993 00:34:54,885 --> 00:34:56,508 >> HER BODY SUIT WAS ALL SAGGY. 994 00:34:56,542 --> 00:34:58,544 I JUST WISH SHE COULD KIND OF PULL IT ALL TOGETHER. 995 00:34:58,579 --> 00:35:00,995 >> YEAH, BUT HERE'S THE T-- SHE'S A COSTUMER. 996 00:35:01,029 --> 00:35:01,996 >> YEAH. 997 00:35:02,030 --> 00:35:04,861 >> THE STYLE'S WRONG, BUT THE HEART IS RIGHT. 998 00:35:04,895 --> 00:35:06,725 >> JASMINE MASTERS? 999 00:35:06,759 --> 00:35:08,416 >> I LOVE THE SASSY KIND OF SISTER 1000 00:35:08,451 --> 00:35:09,762 WITH THE NENE LEAKES HAIR. 1001 00:35:09,797 --> 00:35:11,488 >> BUT THE OTHER OUTFIT WAS SO WRONG. 1002 00:35:11,523 --> 00:35:13,766 >> I WANT TO SEE SOME FABULOUSNESS. 1003 00:35:13,801 --> 00:35:15,734 IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR ON THIS SHOW? 1004 00:35:15,768 --> 00:35:16,631 >> all: NO. 1005 00:35:16,666 --> 00:35:17,667 >> KANDY HO? 1006 00:35:17,701 --> 00:35:19,945 >> GIRL, ARE YOU PAINTING ON A BEARD? 1007 00:35:19,979 --> 00:35:21,084 >> LISTEN, I HAD A BEARD ONCE. 1008 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,603 SHE WAS A WONDERFUL GIRL, BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME 1009 00:35:22,637 --> 00:35:23,397 BRINGING HER HERE. 1010 00:35:23,431 --> 00:35:26,676 [laughter] >> KANDY HO, KANDY WHO? 1011 00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:27,918 >> MM. 1012 00:35:27,953 --> 00:35:30,093 >> LOOK, DON'T YOU TALK TO A 53-YEAR-OLD COMEDIAN ABOUT AGE. 1013 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,922 [laughter] YOU PICKED THE WRONG PANEL, 1014 00:35:31,957 --> 00:35:32,854 BITCH. 1015 00:35:32,889 --> 00:35:34,580 >> VIOLET CHACHKI? 1016 00:35:34,615 --> 00:35:37,445 >> HER FASHION LOOKS, I THOUGHT THEY WERE HIGH "FASHIO," AND 1017 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:38,722 THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO SEE HERE. 1018 00:35:38,757 --> 00:35:41,139 >> TONIGHT, I AM GETTING BOY WITH A TAPE TUCK. 1019 00:35:41,173 --> 00:35:42,933 >> I COULD NOT DISAGREE WITH YOU MORE. 1020 00:35:42,968 --> 00:35:44,003 SHE TOOK A RISK, THOUGH. 1021 00:35:44,038 --> 00:35:45,108 >> IT WASN'T FEMININE ENOUGH. 1022 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,145 >> [claps] SILENCE! 1023 00:35:47,179 --> 00:35:49,181 I'VE MADE MY DECISION. 1024 00:35:49,216 --> 00:35:51,977 BRING BACK MY GIRLS. 1025 00:35:52,011 --> 00:35:54,428 [engine revving] >> [laughs] 1026 00:35:56,188 --> 00:35:58,190 >> [laughs] 1027 00:35:58,225 --> 00:35:59,881 WELCOME BACK, LADIES. 1028 00:35:59,916 --> 00:36:01,607 I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS. 1029 00:36:01,642 --> 00:36:05,232 [dramatic music] KENNEDY DAVENPORT. 1030 00:36:05,266 --> 00:36:09,339 YOU'RE SAFE. 1031 00:36:09,374 --> 00:36:13,516 VIOLET CHACHKI, ON THE RUNWAY AND ON THE MAIN STAGE, 1032 00:36:13,550 --> 00:36:19,349 YOU TOOK FASHION RISKS, AND THEY PAID OFF, BIG TIME. 1033 00:36:19,384 --> 00:36:21,558 CON-DRAG-ULATIONS, YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE. 1034 00:36:21,593 --> 00:36:24,354 [applause] >> YAY. 1035 00:36:24,389 --> 00:36:29,394 >> YOU'LL RECEIVE A GAG-WORTHY SUPPLY OF DKOY THE PRODUCT 1036 00:36:29,428 --> 00:36:30,222 HAIR CARE. 1037 00:36:30,257 --> 00:36:31,396 [applause] 1038 00:36:31,430 --> 00:36:33,052 >> YAY, I WON! 1039 00:36:33,087 --> 00:36:34,364 I'M THE WINNER. 1040 00:36:34,399 --> 00:36:37,229 I FEEL LIKE I'LL BE SAYING THAT A LOT. 1041 00:36:37,264 --> 00:36:39,266 >> MISS FAME. 1042 00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:42,303 YOU'RE SAFE. 1043 00:36:42,338 --> 00:36:45,582 SASHA BELLE. 1044 00:36:45,617 --> 00:36:46,997 YOU'RE SAFE. 1045 00:36:47,032 --> 00:36:53,418 >> [sobbing] OH, GOD. 1046 00:36:53,452 --> 00:36:58,250 >> TEMPEST DUJOUR, YOUR RUNWAY PRESENTATION LEFT THE JUDGES 1047 00:36:58,285 --> 00:37:03,186 FEELING...CRABBY. 1048 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:08,536 I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION. 1049 00:37:08,571 --> 00:37:13,265 KANDY HO, YOUR FASHION LOOKS WERE WORN, AND YOUR 1050 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:19,064 NUDE ILLUSION WAS, SHALL WE SAY, OVERSHADOWED. 1051 00:37:19,098 --> 00:37:24,656 JASMINE MASTERS, YOUR PERSONALITY IS OFF THE HOOK, 1052 00:37:24,690 --> 00:37:28,729 BUT YOUR RUNWAY FASHIONS LOOKED OFF THE RACK. 1053 00:37:28,763 --> 00:37:36,702 JASMINE MASTERS... 1054 00:37:36,737 --> 00:37:37,772 YOU'RE SAFE. 1055 00:37:37,807 --> 00:37:39,878 >> THANK YOU. 1056 00:37:39,912 --> 00:37:45,021 KANDY HO, I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION. 1057 00:37:45,055 --> 00:37:45,918 >> WHAT THE [bleep]? 1058 00:37:45,953 --> 00:37:47,575 I DID AN AMAZING JOB. 1059 00:37:47,610 --> 00:37:51,683 THERE ARE OTHER GIRLS WHO SHOULD'VE BEEN IN MY PLACE. 1060 00:37:51,717 --> 00:37:54,341 >> TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME. 1061 00:37:54,375 --> 00:38:01,486 LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE YOURSELF 1062 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,315 FROM ELIMINATION. 1063 00:38:03,350 --> 00:38:06,836 THE TIME HAS COME... 1064 00:38:06,870 --> 00:38:10,322 [thunder peals] FOR YOU TO LIP-SYNC... 1065 00:38:10,357 --> 00:38:14,533 FOR YOUR LIFE. 1066 00:38:14,568 --> 00:38:17,053 >> I'M THINKING TO MYSELF, "HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH. 1067 00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:19,607 JUST SHOW THE BEST YOU GOT TO SHOW." 1068 00:38:19,642 --> 00:38:23,093 >> GOOD LUCK, AND DON'T [bleep] IT UP. 1069 00:38:23,128 --> 00:38:25,717 >> GERONIMO, GERONIMO THEY'RE FALLING LIKE 1070 00:38:25,751 --> 00:38:28,167 THEY'RE DOMINOS PLEASE BELIEVE IT 1071 00:38:28,202 --> 00:38:29,893 AND LET THAT BE THE REASON 1072 00:38:29,928 --> 00:38:32,171 GERONIMO, GERONIMO THEY'RE FALLING 1073 00:38:32,206 --> 00:38:34,967 LIKE THEY'RE DOMINOS SIGHT BEAT THE WORLD 1074 00:38:35,002 --> 00:38:38,177 WE SHALL SEE HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY 1075 00:38:38,212 --> 00:38:42,975 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY LA LA LA LA LA 1076 00:38:43,010 --> 00:38:45,288 GERONIMO, GERONIMO THESE GIRLS ARE 1077 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,842 FALLING DOMINOS THEY--THEY CALL ME DYNAMO 1078 00:38:47,877 --> 00:38:50,086 BUT I BE YELLING "VAMANOS" WHAT? 1079 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,157 AND THEY BE SLAIN I SLAY THESE BITCHES 1080 00:38:52,191 --> 00:38:54,401 DOUBLE DUTCH AND THEY BE SLAIN 1081 00:38:54,435 --> 00:38:56,368 I SLAY THESE BITCHES SO WHASSUP? 1082 00:38:56,403 --> 00:38:58,405 JUMP 1083 00:38:58,439 --> 00:39:00,303 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT MISS CRAB LADY'S DOING IN THAT 1084 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:03,962 LIP SYNC, BUT THE BEARDED HO IS TURNING IT OUT. 1085 00:39:03,996 --> 00:39:08,104 UP AND DOWN, JUMP 1086 00:39:08,138 --> 00:39:11,245 NOW MAKE YOUR BOOTIE BOUNCE 1087 00:39:11,279 --> 00:39:14,179 >> MISS TEMPEST, SHE GOT THESE SQUIGGLY ARMS GOING ON, 1088 00:39:14,213 --> 00:39:17,147 AND SHE'S LIVIN', SO I'M LIVIN' FOR HER GIG, BABY. 1089 00:39:17,182 --> 00:39:20,530 EH, EH, EH, EH, EH, EH LA LA LA LA LA 1090 00:39:20,565 --> 00:39:23,395 >> KANDY'S DANCE MOVES ARE FIERCE, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S 1091 00:39:23,430 --> 00:39:25,501 GONNA MEET YOU ON THE PLAYGROUND AFTER SCHOOL AND BEAT 1092 00:39:25,535 --> 00:39:26,881 THE [bleep] OUTTA YA. 1093 00:39:26,916 --> 00:39:29,090 MM, MM, MM, MM. 1094 00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:31,403 WHAT'S NEXT, BITCH, THE MACARENA? 1095 00:39:31,438 --> 00:39:40,550 [cheers and applause] 1096 00:39:40,585 --> 00:39:43,173 >> LADIES, I'VE MADE MY DECISION. 1097 00:39:43,208 --> 00:39:49,145 [dramatic music] 1098 00:39:49,179 --> 00:39:53,874 KANDY HO, SHANTE, YOU STAY. 1099 00:39:53,908 --> 00:39:55,634 YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS. 1100 00:39:55,669 --> 00:39:58,223 >> THANK YOU. 1101 00:39:58,257 --> 00:40:03,435 >> TEMPEST DUJOUR, THIS MAY NOT HAVE BEEN YOUR DAY, BUT I EXPECT 1102 00:40:03,470 --> 00:40:06,852 YOU TO TAKE THE WORLD BY STORM. 1103 00:40:06,887 --> 00:40:08,095 >> THANK YOU. 1104 00:40:08,129 --> 00:40:12,340 >> NOW, SASHAY AWAY. 1105 00:40:12,375 --> 00:40:20,383 [applause] >> I COULD NOT BE MORE PROUD 1106 00:40:23,490 --> 00:40:25,284 OF MYSELF. 1107 00:40:25,319 --> 00:40:28,805 YOU KNOW, WHAT MEANS MOST TO ME IS WHAT MY KIDS SEE, AND I WANT 1108 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,152 THEM TO SEE THAT THEY CAN LIVE THEIR DREAMS AND THEY CAN 1109 00:40:31,187 --> 00:40:32,809 HAVE A CHANCE TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT TO DO. 1110 00:40:32,844 --> 00:40:33,638 YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD. 1111 00:40:33,672 --> 00:40:37,158 YOU'RE NEVER TOO ANYTHING. 1112 00:40:37,193 --> 00:40:39,195 >> CON-DRAG-ULATIONS, LADIES. 1113 00:40:39,229 --> 00:40:41,887 YOU'VE BEEN REBORN, NAKED. 1114 00:40:41,922 --> 00:40:45,684 NOW, REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL YOU 1115 00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:46,789 GON' LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE? 1116 00:40:46,823 --> 00:40:48,480 CAN I GET A "AMEN" UP IN HERE? 1117 00:40:48,515 --> 00:40:49,895 >> all: AMEN! 1118 00:40:49,930 --> 00:40:51,241 >> LET THE MUSIC PLAY. 1119 00:40:51,276 --> 00:40:56,315 >> TAKE ME UP U-U-UP, U-U-UP 1120 00:40:56,350 --> 00:41:00,112 U-U-UP WE CAN FLY TONIGHT 1121 00:41:00,147 --> 00:41:02,460 BYE-E-E!