1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,135 Previously on RuPaul's 2 00:00:03,137 --> 00:00:04,069 Drag Race... 3 00:00:04,071 --> 00:00:06,171 Fame just rub my nerves out. 4 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:08,040 That's not drag. 5 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:08,941 You'll be acting 6 00:00:08,943 --> 00:00:10,275 in Romy and Juliet... 7 00:00:10,277 --> 00:00:11,010 [laughs] 8 00:00:11,012 --> 00:00:13,679 And my favorite, Macbitch. 9 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:14,747 Head coach is gonna-- 10 00:00:14,749 --> 00:00:15,414 head cheerleader 11 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:17,416 is gonna be me, Laquisha Quian-- 12 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:21,687 Oh, fuck. In seven seasons, I've never seen 13 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:27,693 a car crash like this before. Max, you are the winner of this week's challenge. 14 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:34,433 [applause] Pearl, you've been sleepwalking. Wake up, Pearl. 15 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:39,104 Couldn't you sense that it wasn't going right? Nobody knew their lines. 16 00:00:39,106 --> 00:00:45,044 I'm not gonna take their blame. Don't want to hear any goddamn excuses anymore! 17 00:00:45,046 --> 00:00:53,986 Kennedy Davenport, shante, you stay. Jasmine Masters, sashay away. 18 00:00:53,988 --> 00:01:01,460 Oh, Lord. 19 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:03,629 Home sweet home. 20 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:05,864 It's so quiet. 21 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:08,634 Jasmine gave us all that energy, 22 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:10,769 and it's not there anymore. 23 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:15,274 So how did you feel? You know, to do it against your friend, 24 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:19,044 It's, like, bittersweet 'cause 25 00:01:19,046 --> 00:01:20,712 me and Jasmine are so close, 26 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:23,515 but I just have another chance. 27 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:26,919 Pop the corns and feed the children. both: Pop the corns 28 00:01:26,921 --> 00:01:29,922 and feed the children. [laughter] 29 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:31,723 Jasmine was just a bad seed 30 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:33,058 in the bunch. 31 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:34,293 Nobody wants to pop the corn 32 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:35,227 and feed the children. 33 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:40,232 That's disgusting. Let me pop this bunion and have the kids feasting for days? 34 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:44,703 Are you kidding me? Who thinks of this shit? Pearl, did your life flash 35 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:47,339 before your eyes? Yeah, you thought you were going home. 36 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:51,043 I don't know, it's crazy, like, usually I have a blast when I'm in drag, 37 00:01:51,045 --> 00:01:58,484 but it was all about me walking with my eyes half closed. I thought I had bedroom eyes. 38 00:01:58,486 --> 00:02:01,854 Pearl's been sleepwalking through this competition. Pearl's gonna need 39 00:02:01,856 --> 00:02:07,759 to get her head in the game if she wants any chance of making that top three. 40 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:16,368 RuPaul Drag Race The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one year supply 41 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:19,771 of Anastasia, Beverly Hills cosmetics. And a cash prize 42 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:25,711 of $100,000. With our extra special guest judges, Lucian Piane 43 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:29,581 and Jessica Alba. RuPaul Drag Race May the best woman 44 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:30,682 Best woman win 45 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:33,051 [tires screeching] 46 00:02:33,053 --> 00:02:37,723 Yay. 47 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:39,391 Good morning. 48 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:40,893 So last week we got our asses 49 00:02:40,895 --> 00:02:42,027 handed to us by RuPaul 50 00:02:42,029 --> 00:02:42,794 and the judges, 51 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,229 but we're ready to step it up 52 00:02:44,231 --> 00:02:45,931 and kick this challenge's ass. 53 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:50,035 It's a whole new day. It's a new hole day. [laughter] 54 00:02:50,037 --> 00:02:55,908 Ooh, girl. She already done had hers. Hey, ladies. 55 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:59,044 Hey. To become America's next drag superstar, 56 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:06,351 you need to rock out with your schlock out, because honey, no queen is unspoofable. 57 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:12,057 Take it from me. I am RuPaul, the elusive chanteuse. 58 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:17,396 [laughter] We're singing! We're singing. 59 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:22,334 [cheers and applause] Hello, hello, hello. all: Hi. 60 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:27,272 You know, in showbiz, one day, you're in on the joke, and the next day, 61 00:03:27,274 --> 00:03:32,244 the joke's on you. So for this week's maxi-challenge, you'll be 62 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:41,153 creating music video parodies of one of my favorite artists ever! 63 00:03:41,155 --> 00:03:44,756 Me. [laughter] 64 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:47,125 Working in three teams, 65 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:48,327 you'll have to write lyrics, 66 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:49,628 record vocals, 67 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,396 and then shoot your own 68 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:55,634 #PunnyOrDie music video. 69 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:56,468 I'm feeling really good 70 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:57,402 about this challenge. 71 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,337 I can sing, 72 00:03:58,339 --> 00:04:00,038 and comedy is what I do. 73 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:06,645 Now, to mix things up, I'm gonna leave it up to you to divide yourselves into teams. 74 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:11,883 All right, go for it, now. Yes. Honey, I am a singer, 75 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:16,088 so I get boom, boom, boom. Are we a team? Three people clinging on to 76 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:18,490 me for dear life. I want you on my team. Okay. 77 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:20,559 I look right at Katya, 'cause she's funny, and I look right at Fame, 78 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:25,030 'cause she can sing. And I love Pearl, so that was our group. 79 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:27,399 Well, I guess that leaves us three. Here, let's do it. 80 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:30,335 Let's just do it. Yay. Come on. 81 00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:31,069 I've already been picked 82 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:32,471 last for teams twice, 83 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:35,240 so who the fuck cares? 84 00:04:35,242 --> 00:04:43,782 Now, for this challenge, you really need to straddle the world of music and comedy. 85 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:51,690 [laughter] Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win. 86 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:55,193 Let's get to work. I think this challenge is complicated. 87 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:56,094 We have to come up with new 88 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:57,896 lyrics to Sissy That Walk 89 00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:58,797 and then come up 90 00:04:58,799 --> 00:04:59,865 with a music video. 91 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:04,403 The pressure is on. What if it's like, "your face like chalk," 92 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:07,639 like, and do, like, really bad makeup or something? I mean, that's, like, 93 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:12,377 the obvious thing. We can probably come up with better. 94 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:15,013 Violet does have a tendency 95 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:18,216 to be sort of, uh... 96 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:19,418 Bitchy. 97 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:21,820 We just have to get these lyrics, like, really funny and, like-- 98 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,855 Totally. I really don't want it to be gross. 99 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:26,358 I don't want to rely on grossness or sexuality, because that's what people 100 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:30,929 always, always do. "I don't want to do anything raunchy or dirty." 101 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:37,135 Oh, my God, are you fucking kidding me? Okay. 102 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:42,407 Trixie, Fame, Pearl, and I get Dance with You. I'm pretty confident that we 103 00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:48,847 can make it into a funny parody. I want to do "I Want to Tan With You." 104 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:51,883 Let's think of a couple more options and then, well, just, like, maybe two more. 105 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:55,854 We could make it about raunchy, dirty sex because that always is funny. 106 00:05:55,856 --> 00:06:01,326 Take my hand I wanna touch your cock No, it's gonna be gross. 107 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:03,662 Well then come up with a better concept so we don't have to worry 108 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:07,232 about that. Well it shouldn't fall on my shoulders just because-- 109 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:10,669 No, I get it, but, like-- Thank you. Pearl's really been 110 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:14,239 falling short. It's frustrating, because I'm on a team with you, 111 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:18,276 and we have to pull each other up or else your friends are going home. 112 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:20,278 We just really need to come up with something because we're running 113 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,314 out of minutes already. Yes. Let's just do fucking 114 00:06:22,316 --> 00:06:27,452 Tan with You. Okay. Hello, hello, hello. 115 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:31,556 all: Hello. Hey, kitty girl. all: Hi. 116 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:34,659 I am very excited about this challenge. all: We are too. 117 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:38,363 Now, do any of you do parodies in your act? I did Rihanna's song. 118 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:43,769 I turned it into... Suh, suh, suh, suh Burb and, and, and 119 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:49,608 A little suburban gal number. Huh. Now, Kennedy, you were 120 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:53,578 in the bottom two last week. Has that lit a fire under your tuchus? 121 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:58,984 It definitely has. I've got to tell all of you, as the competition shrinks, 122 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:02,654 it gets stronger. I'm expecting you all to deliver. 123 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:08,160 I had a shitty last challenge, and Ru is expecting big things. 124 00:07:08,162 --> 00:07:13,331 I have to shake it off and keep my head in the game. Hey, kitty girl. 125 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:17,068 Hi, RuPaul. So are you fans of song parodies? 126 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:22,641 If they're clever. Sometimes they get a bit raunchy and vulgar for me, but-- 127 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:25,310 Well, don't compromise your Christianity. No, ma'am. 128 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:27,813 [laughs] So what song are you working on? 129 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:31,183 Sissy That Walk. We want it to be a tie-in to the top three 130 00:07:31,185 --> 00:07:34,519 from last season. What have you replaced "sissy that walk" with? 131 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:40,759 "Get ready to clock." Uh-huh. Well, I cannot wait 132 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:44,996 to see what you have to offer because, you know, I'm expecting a lot from you girls. 133 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:49,034 Thank you, Ru. Yeah. Hello. 134 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:52,003 Hi, Ru. Hey. Somehow, I feel like Trixie 135 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:55,507 is the leader of this group just because I know you do a lot of comedy. 136 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:58,844 Turns out making fun of you is a lot easier than I thought. [laughs] 137 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:03,248 She definitely thought of the concept. What is the concept? 138 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,717 "Tan with you." Four ladies who just love the sun. 139 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:09,554 Overcooked, overgrown orangutans. I love that. 140 00:08:09,556 --> 00:08:14,092 That sounds fun. So now, with lyrics, are any of you lyricists? 141 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:16,161 We're comfortable enough with each other to say, "That's not funny. 142 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:21,199 We're not doing that." I know, it's been a little bit harsh over here. 143 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:27,339 Who is the most harsh? All right. Pearl and Fame 144 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:31,276 are butting heads. This is not a good sign. 145 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:34,112 Gonna turn and burn 146 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:35,280 And tan with you 147 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:36,181 With you 148 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,015 My voice was probably 149 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,483 the strongest of the group's. 150 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:40,418 With you 151 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:41,486 We're coming up from down-- 152 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:42,153 I know. 153 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:42,821 If you would get into 154 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:43,855 the fucking position, 155 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,590 we could jump into it. 156 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:48,059 It's gonna be a disaster. 157 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,661 [laughs] 158 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:53,565 [laughs] 159 00:08:53,567 --> 00:09:00,071 Hi, season seven queens. 160 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:01,106 all: Yes. 161 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:02,674 For today's maxi-challenge, 162 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:03,542 we have to do a parody 163 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:04,409 music video. 164 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:05,911 Our team is working with 165 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:07,579 the talented Lucian Piane, 166 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:09,147 RuPaul's producer. 167 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:14,085 So we'll start with-- [clears throat] Katya? 168 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:16,354 Huh? Have you ever been recorded before? 169 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:19,558 Uh, yeah, once before, and it was a disaster. Oh. 170 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:23,028 So I'm gonna go with, like, a weird drunk skank, I think. Okay. So that's 171 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:25,897 your character? Yeah. [music playback] 172 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:31,536 Feel the heat On my sizzling meat As we hit the beach, ah 173 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:35,106 Okay, yeah, let's--let's-- Let's stop. It's a great performance. 174 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:38,977 I just think that you're actually going too far, just because we need 175 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:42,080 to get the words across. Okay. Three Long Island Iced Teas, 176 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:46,585 not ten. Gonna turn and burn Gonna turn and burn 177 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:49,721 And tan with you Just try to get all the way up there. 178 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:53,291 You're a little flat. Tan with you Tan with you 179 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:57,529 Tan with you Ahh! Ohh! 180 00:09:57,531 --> 00:10:01,933 [laughs] All right, calm down, Mariah. Grab some oil 181 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:06,738 I've got a place for you You can't sing it up? No. 182 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:09,407 I don't have it, yeah, so-- [laughing] Okay, okay, we'll sing--we'll keep it down. 183 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:16,314 I want to tan Lights on now Was that wrong? 184 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:19,384 Every time I've been on a team I've been with Trixie on a team, and when we get 185 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:24,656 into challenges, I see her kind of buckle. When the sun gets high 186 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:29,561 I'm gonna lay outside At noon again Stop for one second. 187 00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:32,731 Let's try to find what pitch you're gonna sing on, so-- Let's fry 188 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:35,333 Can you sing up there? Let's fry Up a little higher. 189 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:38,370 Let's fry When the sun is high Okay, so you don't come in 190 00:10:38,372 --> 00:10:41,439 on the downbeat, you come in a little bit after it. You got that white boy 191 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:45,076 timing. You have to hear the sound of the music. 192 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:47,412 There should be a "quickerness" to it, 'cause it's, like, sounding like you're 193 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:51,716 drawing them out over the beat that's happening. Come let's fry 194 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:57,856 Come let's fry And we'll lay outside Oh, fuck, sorry. 195 00:10:57,858 --> 00:11:03,261 Get outta yo' shell, girl. What are you like onstage? I'm wild. 196 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:07,432 I'm totally wild. So where is that right now? 197 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:08,533 Pearl and I are sisters. 198 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:09,267 Pearl and I used to work 199 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,035 together in Chicago 200 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,503 before she moved to New York. 201 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:16,441 She's just extremely chill. The way she talks, moves, everything. 202 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:19,277 But for drag, she really does need to get herself a fresh pair of batteries, 203 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:22,614 or they're gonna keep saying she doesn't care. 204 00:11:22,616 --> 00:11:24,049 Hey. 205 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:24,716 Hello. 206 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:25,383 Yes. 207 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,551 We're gonna do a parody 208 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,420 of the Sissy That Walk video 209 00:11:28,422 --> 00:11:29,921 from last season. 210 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:35,126 Courtney Act is played by Max, I am Bianca Del Rio, and Adore Delano 211 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:38,697 is played by Violet. Cue track. [music playback] 212 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:44,335 I'm so over this wishing That bitches were dead I feel like you're a little 213 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,738 nervous. Yeah, I am. You know, Bianca isn't 214 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:50,608 really a singer. That's an opportunity for you to also maybe not sing him 215 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:56,047 so much as just go into it and, like, make if funny. Die, die, die, die 216 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:59,451 Uh-oh, get ready to clock [laughs] Nice. 217 00:11:59,453 --> 00:12:05,757 That was so much better. Paint myself up Throw a wig on my head 218 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:08,460 Are you doing it up the octave or are you doing-- I don't know. 219 00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:11,429 I don't know all this lingo. I've never done this before. Oh, all right. 220 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:16,201 Your timing wasn't great. I just went off of your cue. 221 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:17,001 There's tension 222 00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,269 between Lucian and Violet, 223 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:19,471 because Violet has a tendency 224 00:12:19,473 --> 00:12:20,872 to snap back at people 225 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,040 when they give her 226 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,909 constructive criticism. 227 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:25,744 Hello, ladies. 228 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:26,411 all: Hi. 229 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,078 Hello. 230 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,613 So Ru assigns our team 231 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:30,115 Let the Music Play, 232 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,282 and that bitch is always 233 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:32,383 getting paid, 234 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,319 so why don't we write a parody 235 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,054 that's all about the products 236 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:36,955 that she sells? 237 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:41,726 All right, here we go. [music playback] Here's a story of 238 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:48,566 A star named Ru A simple gal Who started like me and you 239 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:52,570 But she bounced Right back up With an album and a t-shirt 240 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:57,475 Album and a t-shirt Album and a t-shirt Well, uh... 241 00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:04,816 Ethel Merman and Paul Lynde had a love child bursting forth from Kasha's vocal chords. 242 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:09,454 Hey, bitches, I got paid [laughs] Oh, my God. 243 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:14,092 Yay! I don't know how exceptionally well we did in 244 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:18,830 that room, but if we don't feel 100%, then we have to make up for it everywhere else. 245 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:22,901 My voice was probably the strongest of the group's, but in a team, you have to worry 246 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:26,137 about other people. Ain't no bad apple gonna rot my crop. 247 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:30,909 Turn the lights on now. It should be like a--maybe a-- Since we're up, it's up, 248 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:37,248 out, and then down. Then people should drop back. It'll have depth of field. 249 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:41,719 For somebody with almost no performance experience, Miss Fame has a lot to say 250 00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:44,689 when it comes to putting something together. Okay, so get into 251 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:48,026 your last position. This is "sunblock down girl." This is where you end it. 252 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:50,295 No, we're coming back up from that. We're coming up from down, 253 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:53,164 and, "I want to dance." I know, we have to figure out what the next move is gonna be, 254 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,233 so just get into the last-- Then go ahead. What do you want it to be, girl? 255 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,235 Well, if you would get into the fucking position... It's just this. 256 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,237 We could jump into it. Why don't we just-- Calm your ass down, girl, 257 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,940 we have to get on with this. I am calm, you're not listening to me though. 258 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,742 Then what are you trying to say? Go ahead, project. 259 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:08,413 What in the fucking hell 260 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:09,647 is going on here? 261 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:15,987 I think we have too many chiefs and not enough Indians. It's gonna be a disaster. 262 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:20,191 Wow. 263 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,493 I'm totally having a flashback. 264 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:25,964 We just recorded our track with Lucian and now we're going in to record 265 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:32,237 the video with Michelle and Ru. Okay, so listen, you kids can use all the props 266 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:37,141 you want to use, including the pit crew, you just cannot take off 267 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:41,980 their Justin Case underwear. [laughter] Okay, now think Adore. 268 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:45,817 Party. Hey, violet, did you cinch? No, I have a hog body. 269 00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:49,520 [laughter] [music playback] Get it, girl. 270 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:55,026 Try, try, try, try Uh-oh, Uh-oh Ha! 271 00:14:55,028 --> 00:15:00,231 I hope you trip I hope you fall [laughs] 272 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:06,204 I, I, I, I Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh [record scratch] 273 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,806 Max looks like himself 274 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,608 with a wig on. 275 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,243 That's not great. 276 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,913 So, Max. Yes, darling? You've got to be 277 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,915 more Courtney. Courtney was manic in that video. 278 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:23,254 Okay. With her...crazy eyes. Time for my crazy eyes. 279 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,857 I'm having a little bit of a struggle with the characterization. 280 00:15:25,859 --> 00:15:31,262 Courtney's a little bit harder to make, uh, funny. 281 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,865 Whew. 282 00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:35,900 Wow, look who's here. 283 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:39,804 Hi, ladies. All right, so let's see what you've got. 284 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:45,710 [music playback] Here's a story of A star named Ru 285 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:52,350 A simple gal Who started like me and you [both laughing] 286 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,585 Kennedy has such a funny part 287 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:55,820 and she's putting her ghetto 288 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:58,589 in it and it just feels so good. 289 00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:03,494 all: But it didn't Take long for her brand To really take off 290 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:08,032 Except for Drag U Girl, that really was A rough spot 291 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,702 Okay, let's cut it for a minute. Cut, cut for a minute. 292 00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:16,074 [record scratch] Now, what was that Drag U lyric again? 293 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:24,115 What'd you say about Drag U? That was a rough spot. All right, all right. 294 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:28,886 Well, yeah, it was one of my favorite jobs, so-- It did change people life, 295 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:33,591 you know. Bitch, my heart fell through my chest to the basement. 296 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:38,062 We've already laid down the track. There's no time to change this. 297 00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:41,199 Oh, my goodness, it's tan mom 298 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,034 and all of her friends. 299 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:47,638 Back from the Jersey Shore. All right, here we go. [music playback] 300 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:54,112 Grab some oil I've got a place for you Out on the seashore 301 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:58,016 Feel the heat On my sizzling meat [both laughing] 302 00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:02,854 And we're at the beach At noon again Come, let's fry 303 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:08,860 Where the sun is high Gonna lay outside At noon again 304 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:16,134 all: Put the sunblock Down I want a tan by sundown 305 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:19,270 Melanoma Is this me? Cut. 306 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:22,507 Trixie, why do you keep walking in and out of the shot? I thought it was, like, 307 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:25,009 record your phone thing and you're done now. Just stay in and model. 308 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:30,014 If you're not singing, just ham it up. Motherfucker. 309 00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:34,719 Okay, you have some group choreography, let's see that. We also wanted to do a shot 310 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,221 where we're low to the ground. If we're doing that-- So after we do the group 311 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,657 choreography, let's just get on the ground and do that. Yeah, let's get props. 312 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,659 Let's just do it on the ground. When the time comes 313 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,429 for that choreography-- Tick tock, time is ticking. It would be great if we 314 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:48,599 could all roll like rotisserie chickens. You want to try this, girl? 315 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:51,402 Let's do it. All right, let's... cue the track. 316 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,839 And the snipers. [music playback] 317 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:59,477 [laughs] Okay, okay. Are we kicking feet? 318 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:02,647 The whole shoot seems a little disorganized. Left, right. 319 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:06,184 Left, right-- Oh, girl. RuPaul and Michelle Visage 320 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:10,354 are going to think we're a bunch of disorganized fucktards. 321 00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,857 Don't let anyone else 322 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:13,591 stand out. 323 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,625 You have to. 324 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:15,960 Were there big, butt-gusting, 325 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,095 knee-slapping, LOLs? 326 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,029 No. 327 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:21,099 Don't be lazy, this is it. 328 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,900 [laughs] 329 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:26,370 [laughs] 330 00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:30,308 Let's work it out. 331 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,776 All right, let's do it. 332 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,244 Today we're getting ready for 333 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:36,047 our all green eleganza runway. 334 00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:40,384 Everybody's just anxiously waiting to see how it all turns out 335 00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:47,058 on the main stage. So, girl, I see all these pictures over here with Sahara. 336 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:51,496 Like, how'd you know her? Well, Sahara's my sister. Oh, "Davenport," duh. 337 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:56,067 [laughs] Yeah. This was, like, when we first, like, 338 00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:59,237 Me and my sister, 339 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:00,738 Sahara Davenport, 340 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,840 we met in high school, 341 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,308 and we shared 342 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,777 a lot of the same dreams. 343 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:10,181 Was it a big shocker when she passed? Indeed it was. 344 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:14,285 I mean, we just knew she was in the hospital, and then she passed. 345 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,854 Ugh. That was most heartbreaking for me because 346 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:20,958 I'm way in Dallas. I had no money to go to the funeral or anything, so-- 347 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,428 Isn't that the worst fucking feeling in the world? That was, like, the worst. 348 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:27,198 I mean, that was my sister for real. I mean, like, 349 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,735 if we'd come out the same pussy, we would have. [laughs] 350 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:36,674 Talking about Sahara, it feels good to know that her legacy is still alive. 351 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:42,880 It's not just about me. My family motivated me to just stay in this race. 352 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:47,985 [RuPaul's Cover Girl] 353 00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:54,425 [laughs] 354 00:19:54,427 --> 00:20:02,233 Cover girl Put the bass in your walk Head to toe 355 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:08,272 Let your whole body talk And what? Ooh, girl. 356 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:11,742 Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race. 357 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:14,178 Michelle Visage, that color 358 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,279 looks gorgeous on you. 359 00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:16,714 You should wear it more often. 360 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:17,615 Someone's got to show 361 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,783 these bitches how it's done. 362 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:19,584 She bring it to you 363 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,451 every ball. 364 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:21,452 [laughter] 365 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,321 And Drag Race super fan 366 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:26,490 and super judge, Ross Matthews. 367 00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:27,491 Welcome back. 368 00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:28,159 Thank you. 369 00:20:28,161 --> 00:20:29,160 I'm here to butch it up 370 00:20:29,162 --> 00:20:29,827 a little bit. 371 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,128 [laughs] 372 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:33,030 And producer of my album, 373 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,232 Born Naked, 374 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,834 Lucian Piane is here. 375 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:37,668 Hey, Ru. 376 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:38,369 I just want to ask you 377 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,104 from musician to musician, 378 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,105 is this the first time 379 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:42,440 you ever used auto-tune? 380 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,141 [laughter] 381 00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:46,210 And actress and co-founder 382 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,878 of The Honest Company, 383 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,747 Jessica Alba is here. 384 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:50,848 Hey, girl. 385 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,516 I love the body oil. 386 00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:56,854 It smells like creamsicle. I picked out the scent. [laughter] 387 00:20:56,856 --> 00:21:01,292 Welcome. This week, we challenged our queens to create 388 00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:05,896 "Rusic" video parodies, and tonight, they're ready to hit the runway 389 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:09,967 dressed in...all green. [gasps] [laughter] 390 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:14,138 Sorry about it, Michelle. Uh! [laughs] 391 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:20,978 Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win. Now sissy that walk 392 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,347 Up first is Pearl. 393 00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:24,849 Pearl-aconda. 394 00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:26,884 [laughter] 395 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,886 I am slithering 396 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,288 down this runway. 397 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,922 Instead of wearing something 398 00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,224 that's green, I'd rather 399 00:21:33,226 --> 00:21:34,692 be something that's green. 400 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:35,893 She's got a snake 401 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,662 that needs to be charmed. 402 00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:40,131 Thanks for the memories. 403 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,066 Miss Fame. 404 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,601 Green goddess. 405 00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:44,969 I love the shoulder pads. 406 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:45,870 Those aren't shoulder pads, 407 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:47,071 those are her shoulders. 408 00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:48,773 [laughter] 409 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:49,974 So I'm wearing this cosmic, 410 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,776 alien, galactic, green gown. 411 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,210 I've got my face painted 412 00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:54,078 for the gods 413 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,946 and I'm living for the fantasy. 414 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:57,048 Lana Turned-her. 415 00:21:57,050 --> 00:21:58,649 [laughter] 416 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,818 Trixie Mattel. 417 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,620 "Domo arigata-ho." 418 00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:03,587 [laughter] 419 00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:04,822 I'm giving classic beauty 420 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,024 married to Chinese feast. 421 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,893 Hold the MSG, but you will be 422 00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,161 hungry again in an hour. 423 00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:12,196 She's been Shang-hi-ied. 424 00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:14,999 [laughter] 425 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,133 Katya. 426 00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:18,536 Emerald City fashion week. 427 00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,371 [laughter] 428 00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:21,605 all: Oh. 429 00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:23,307 I am in love with my look. 430 00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:24,875 I'm sissying that leg. 431 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:26,711 I feel confident, I feel sexy, 432 00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:27,978 I feel stupid. 433 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,547 Yes, honey, she is serving 434 00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:31,549 green legs and ham. 435 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,451 [laughter] 436 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:34,752 Max. 437 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:36,120 I think she went too big 438 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,188 with her cup size. 439 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,089 [laughter] 440 00:22:38,091 --> 00:22:39,390 Those are her lucky charms. 441 00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:41,092 I'm the three "As." 442 00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:42,393 Antique, androgynous, 443 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:44,428 Antoinette, if you will. 444 00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:45,329 She's a little bitchy. 445 00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:46,597 It's a period piece. 446 00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:48,032 [laughter] 447 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,800 Jaidynn Diore Fierce. 448 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:50,568 You know, I was looking 449 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:52,069 for camouflage the other week 450 00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:53,270 but I couldn't find it. 451 00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:54,305 [laughter] 452 00:22:54,307 --> 00:22:55,139 There she is. 453 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:55,806 Oh. 454 00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:57,074 all: Ah. 455 00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:58,743 I'm giving them bright neon, 456 00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:00,077 camouflage realness, 457 00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:01,078 and I'm feeling it. 458 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:01,879 I ain't trying to hide 459 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:02,880 that much. 460 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,015 She's got a sea-weave. 461 00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:06,751 Violet Chachki. 462 00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:08,119 Oh, wow. 463 00:23:08,121 --> 00:23:08,786 Yeah. 464 00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:10,020 V is for victory. 465 00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:11,422 It's also for vagina. 466 00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:12,089 Oh. 467 00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:13,090 [laughs] 468 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,025 That is the most perfect ass. 469 00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,560 Bitch, I am serving 470 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,429 lime green showgirl. 471 00:23:18,431 --> 00:23:21,132 I'm giving you ass, ass, ass. 472 00:23:21,134 --> 00:23:22,299 It's almost as if 473 00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:23,734 the Road Runner were 474 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:26,137 a showgirl in green. 475 00:23:26,139 --> 00:23:26,904 Meep meep! 476 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:27,638 [laughter] 477 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,573 Kandy Ho. 478 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:32,009 The chartreuse chanteuse. 479 00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:33,811 How Green was My Valley 480 00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:34,879 of the Dolls. 481 00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:35,546 [laughter] 482 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:36,514 I'm just giving you 483 00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:38,616 a sweet and sexy side of me, 484 00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:40,050 and hopefully, that sweetness 485 00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:41,218 stays in your mouth, 486 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:42,153 and you taste it 487 00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:43,521 all the way through. 488 00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:44,955 She's a hot Latina. 489 00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:45,623 I love when my hair 490 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:46,624 matches my dress. 491 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:47,625 Just the tip. 492 00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,794 Just the tip. 493 00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:52,029 Mrs. Kasha Davis. 494 00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:53,230 Cash money millionaire. 495 00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:54,031 Yes. 496 00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:54,799 Opulence. 497 00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:57,134 She owns everything. 498 00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:59,236 Mrs. Kasha Davis wants to let 499 00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:01,338 everybody know that she may have 500 00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:02,406 made some of that money 501 00:24:02,408 --> 00:24:03,474 in the red light district, 502 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:05,509 but it's her money nonetheless. 503 00:24:05,511 --> 00:24:06,811 She put the "cash" 504 00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:08,145 in Kasha Davis. 505 00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:09,413 Dollar make you holler. 506 00:24:09,415 --> 00:24:11,148 [laughter] 507 00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:14,552 LaGuardia, Newark, Kennedy. 508 00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:15,219 Oh. 509 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:15,886 Ooh. 510 00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:17,788 She's playing her green card. 511 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:18,789 I'm serving 512 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:21,258 with the utmost confidence, 513 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,293 because my hair 514 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:24,094 is whooped and beat, 515 00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:25,696 my face is done, 516 00:24:25,698 --> 00:24:28,098 and you cannot tell me nothing. 517 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:30,601 All that glitters is green. 518 00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:31,469 How much did her hair 519 00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:33,103 have to smoke to get that high? 520 00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:33,804 [laughter] 521 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,406 Ginger Minj. 522 00:24:35,408 --> 00:24:36,307 Ah. 523 00:24:36,309 --> 00:24:37,074 She's cute. 524 00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:40,845 Perky in pistachio. [laughs] I am serving you 525 00:24:40,847 --> 00:24:46,383 some leprechaun realness. I look like a glamour toad and I feel like a million bucks. 526 00:24:46,385 --> 00:24:52,223 Not today, satin, not today. Oh, my God. Now Sissy That Walk 527 00:24:52,225 --> 00:24:54,158 It's a hint of green, really. 528 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,626 Everyone else has looks, 529 00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:56,827 concepts. 530 00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:58,662 Are you a stoner, girl? 531 00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:02,333 I feel picked on almost. 532 00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:04,068 [laughs] 533 00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:08,272 [laughs] 534 00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:14,278 Welcome, ladies. It's time to debut your videos. First up, the parody 535 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,748 536 00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:19,116 Grab some oil 537 00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:22,686 I've got a place for you 538 00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:30,160 Out on the seashore One more time Or at a tanning booth 539 00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:35,032 I want to tan more Feel the heat On my sizzling meat 540 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:40,004 As we hit the beach At noon again [laughs] 541 00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:44,441 Come, let's fry Where the sun is high Gonna lay outside 542 00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:50,281 At noon again all: Turn the lights On now 543 00:25:50,283 --> 00:25:54,785 Melanoma Ow! I want to tan 544 00:25:54,787 --> 00:25:59,857 I want to tan, tan I want to tan, tan I want to tan 545 00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:03,994 Tan Tan with you I want to tan, tan 546 00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:08,299 I want to tan, tan I want to tan Tan 547 00:26:08,301 --> 00:26:12,102 Tan with you Gonna turn and burn Gonna turn and burn 548 00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:15,973 And tan with you Gonna turn and burn Gonna turn and burn 549 00:26:15,975 --> 00:26:19,877 And burn and burn Gonna roast and toast Gonna roast and toast 550 00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:23,447 And tan with you Gonna roast and toast Gonna roast and toast 551 00:26:23,449 --> 00:26:30,588 And toast Turn the lights on now Put the sunblock down 552 00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:35,326 I want to tan I want to tan, tan I want to tan 553 00:26:35,328 --> 00:26:39,964 Tan I want to tan, tan Tan with you 554 00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:43,934 [laughter] Look at the skin, honey. Pass me the fucking baby oil, 555 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:50,274 bitch. [laughter] Oh, my God. 556 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:54,511 Next up, the parody of Sissy That Walk. 557 00:26:54,513 --> 00:27:01,118 Paint myself up 558 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:05,856 Throw a wig on my head I'm so over this Wishing that these bitches 559 00:27:05,858 --> 00:27:10,494 Were dead Hear me talking Constantly in my prime 560 00:27:10,496 --> 00:27:16,233 all: Top three, all tea Ego trip all the time I hope you trip 561 00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:22,106 I hope you fall I hardly wear makeup At all 562 00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:27,411 My hands don't reach I'm just too tall all: Sashay away 563 00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:32,983 Sashay away Try, try, try, try Uh-oh, uh-oh 564 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:38,989 I, I, I, I Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh Dry, dry, dry, dry 565 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:43,427 Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh all: Dry, dry, dry, dry Uh-oh 566 00:27:43,429 --> 00:27:47,564 Get ready to clock Need help packing? Beat it, queen. 567 00:27:47,566 --> 00:27:51,502 Party. Not today, Satan. Courtney knows how to do 568 00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:55,973 sexy. Cry, cry, cry, cry Uh-oh, uh-oh 569 00:27:55,975 --> 00:28:01,812 I, I, I, I Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh Bye, bye, bye, bye 570 00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:08,485 Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh all: Die, die, die, die Uh-oh, get ready to clock 571 00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:13,891 [laughter] [applause] All right, last but not 572 00:28:13,893 --> 00:28:17,394 least, the parody of Let the Music Play. 573 00:28:17,396 --> 00:28:18,362 574 00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:20,764 Here's a story of 575 00:28:20,766 --> 00:28:23,100 A star named Ru 576 00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:25,035 A simple gal 577 00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:27,671 Who started like me and you 578 00:28:27,673 --> 00:28:30,074 First she sold a wig 579 00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:31,208 And a lash or two 580 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,476 Absolutely. 581 00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:34,411 Now she hosts her show 582 00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:35,846 And sells her perfume 583 00:28:35,848 --> 00:28:37,181 Got juice. 584 00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:42,086 all: But it didn't Take long for her brand To really take off 585 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:46,590 Except for Drag U Girl, that really was a rough spot. 586 00:28:46,592 --> 00:28:51,061 all: But she bounced Right back up with an album And a t-shirt 587 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:54,898 And a t-shirt Album and a t-shirt Album and a t-shirt 588 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,667 all: To be a famous 589 00:28:56,669 --> 00:28:59,503 TV host 590 00:28:59,505 --> 00:29:03,774 Be the hostess with the most 591 00:29:03,776 --> 00:29:04,808 Products 592 00:29:04,810 --> 00:29:05,776 all: Slapping your face 593 00:29:05,778 --> 00:29:07,311 On a candy bar 594 00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:08,345 Letting the world know 595 00:29:08,347 --> 00:29:09,446 You're a superstar 596 00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:12,349 Then say, hey, yay 597 00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:15,319 Hey, bitches, I got paid 598 00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:17,154 But it didn't take long 599 00:29:17,156 --> 00:29:17,921 For her brand to really 600 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:18,589 Take off 601 00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:20,124 Only 32 years, girl. 602 00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:21,725 Except for Drag U. 603 00:29:21,727 --> 00:29:22,893 Girl, what Lady Bunny 604 00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:24,728 gonna do now? 605 00:29:24,730 --> 00:29:25,529 But she bounced 606 00:29:25,531 --> 00:29:28,932 With an album and a t-shirt 607 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:29,833 all: And a t-shirt 608 00:29:29,835 --> 00:29:31,201 Album and a t-shirt 609 00:29:31,203 --> 00:29:34,238 Hey, bitches, I got paid 610 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,072 Ain't nobody got time 611 00:29:35,074 --> 00:29:35,906 for that. 612 00:29:35,908 --> 00:29:41,111 [laughter] [applause] You can re-watch 613 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:45,349 the "Rusic" videos at logotv.com. Ladies, 614 00:29:45,351 --> 00:29:48,152 I've made some decisions. 615 00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:50,754 You were the weakest. 616 00:29:50,756 --> 00:29:51,889 You are not standing out 617 00:29:51,891 --> 00:29:52,823 for me. 618 00:29:52,825 --> 00:29:53,724 Get your head out of your 619 00:29:53,726 --> 00:29:55,359 ass. 620 00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:57,194 [laughs] 621 00:29:57,196 --> 00:30:01,532 [laughs] 622 00:30:01,534 --> 00:30:07,638 Ladies, when I call your name, please step forward. Katya. 623 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:17,014 Jaidynn Diore Fierce. Kennedy Davenport. This week, each of you emerged 624 00:30:17,016 --> 00:30:24,321 as the star of your group. But one of you really made a mockery of everything 625 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:31,528 I hold sacred. Kennedy Davenport. Condragulations, 626 00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:34,832 you are the winner of this week's challenge. [chuckles] 627 00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:40,337 You will receive a three year supply of essential family products 628 00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:45,042 from The Honest Company. They smell really good. Thank you so much. 629 00:30:45,044 --> 00:30:53,116 Miss Fame and Ginger Minj, you're both safe. The five of you 630 00:30:53,118 --> 00:31:02,492 may leave the stage. Ladies, it's time for the judge's critiques. 631 00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:07,497 First up, Pearl. About your character in the Tan With You video, 632 00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:12,903 you got to loosen it up, girl. Come out of your shell. We want more vitality 633 00:31:12,905 --> 00:31:19,676 and more energy and more star power. Are you a stoner, girl? 634 00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:22,079 'Cause that's, like, the vibe I got. I don't know, I feel like 635 00:31:22,081 --> 00:31:25,048 there's plenty of girls here that are sort of taking their time 636 00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:31,221 "coming out of their shell," but I feel picked on, almost. All right, thanks, Pearl. 637 00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:34,958 Thank you. Moving on. Trixie Mattel. 638 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:38,095 The idea of Tan with You is funny. Were there big, butt-gusting, 639 00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:41,698 knee-slapping, LOLs? No, but I liked it. You are not standing out 640 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:47,037 for me, and I want to see some identity and some flavor, and I'm not getting that 641 00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:50,040 from you yet. If you're gonna be the comedy queen, 642 00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:54,011 you got to go all the way. Don't let anyone else stand out. 643 00:31:54,013 --> 00:31:58,682 You have to. Next up, Max. I do enjoy the look tonight. 644 00:31:58,684 --> 00:32:02,386 I do wish it was all green. It's a hint of green, really. Okay. 645 00:32:02,388 --> 00:32:06,890 And I'm gonna challenge you to give us a look without gray hair. 646 00:32:06,892 --> 00:32:10,427 All right. I know there's not a lot of green, but I just, 647 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:13,096 I think it's so creative and so cool. Thank you. 648 00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:18,302 In your group, I also felt like you were the weakest. Courtney Act is not easy to do. 649 00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:23,440 She's not a big personality, but I felt like you could have done more. 650 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:30,580 Next up, Violet Chachki. Your tushy is so phenomenal. It's just perfection. 651 00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:33,483 Yes. It's so good. [laughs] 652 00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:36,687 Your Adore was quite good too. I think you could have even done 653 00:32:36,689 --> 00:32:40,557 more besides just the stomping and the open mouth, but, again, more bigger. 654 00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:42,960 Right. Now is your time. Thank you very much. 655 00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:46,830 Next up, Kandy Ho. Hola. If you look around, 656 00:32:46,832 --> 00:32:52,703 everyone has looks, concepts, and I don't think a pretty dress is enough. 657 00:32:52,705 --> 00:32:57,407 You were on a team with three other really big personalities, and I wanted you 658 00:32:57,409 --> 00:33:04,681 to stand out even more. You got lost in that challenge. Next up, Mrs. Kasha Davis. 659 00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:08,919 You walked out in that outfit, and I love a schticky queen, and it's a great twist 660 00:33:08,921 --> 00:33:10,854 on the green theme. Thank you. 661 00:33:10,856 --> 00:33:11,788 So let's talk 662 00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:14,424 about the video, this kind of 663 00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:16,960 sing-talk thing that you do. 664 00:33:16,962 --> 00:33:18,695 Oh, the wig 665 00:33:18,697 --> 00:33:21,064 Do you not think you could sing, is that where we're going? 666 00:33:21,066 --> 00:33:24,001 What happened was, I think Bea Arthur was inside me... Ha ha ha! 667 00:33:24,003 --> 00:33:26,336 When we were recording, and I was like, "There's the voice today." 668 00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:29,773 We have something in common. Bea Arthur was once inside me as well. 669 00:33:29,775 --> 00:33:32,809 Wow. [laughter] Okay. 670 00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:37,314 All right, ladies, I think we've heard enough. While you untuck backstage, 671 00:33:37,316 --> 00:33:40,650 the judges and I will deliberate. [car engine starts] 672 00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:45,956 All right, just between you, me, and these fierce drag jewels I'm wearing... 673 00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:48,825 [laughter] What do you think? Pearl. 674 00:33:48,827 --> 00:33:53,663 She just kind of feels lazy. And it's like, don't be lazy, this is--this is it. 675 00:33:53,665 --> 00:33:58,568 I feel like it's nervousness. What would you tell her? Get your head out of your 676 00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:01,238 ass. [laughs] Work it out. 677 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:05,542 Trixie Mattel. She claims to be campy and she dresses like a camp queen, 678 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:08,311 but I've not seen the personality that matches that yet. 679 00:34:08,313 --> 00:34:12,015 I didn't really understand who Trixie was. She was lost in the video. 680 00:34:12,017 --> 00:34:15,986 You know, I've seen a lot of audition tapes and hers was one of the funniest 681 00:34:15,988 --> 00:34:20,257 I've ever seen, but Trixie has yet to emerge as Trixie. 682 00:34:20,259 --> 00:34:23,660 Max. Well, you can tell on the runway just how creative 683 00:34:23,662 --> 00:34:28,065 she is, and you have to be intelligent to be that creative. I was a little underwhelmed 684 00:34:28,067 --> 00:34:32,169 by this characterization. She was worried more about being the best Courtney Act 685 00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:34,171 she could be... Right. Instead of being the drag 686 00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:36,406 version of Courtney Act. Exactly. Yeah. 687 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:40,177 Violet. Here's a queen who has studied. She's really smart 688 00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:44,281 and 22 years old. Oh, I want to suck the life out of her. 689 00:34:44,283 --> 00:34:48,852 [laughter] It's funny, because Violet in the studio 690 00:34:48,854 --> 00:34:53,924 struggled a little bit and then I saw the video and I was, "Oh, my gosh, 691 00:34:53,926 --> 00:34:57,127 that's Adore." Listen, I think she could have gone further in the video, 692 00:34:57,129 --> 00:34:59,863 a little more over-the-top. Kandy Ho. 693 00:34:59,865 --> 00:35:01,431 She didn't stand out 694 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:02,299 in the video, 695 00:35:02,301 --> 00:35:03,600 but she did a great job 696 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:04,468 with those ad-libs. 697 00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:05,502 Like, that is what impressed me 698 00:35:05,504 --> 00:35:06,169 the most. 699 00:35:06,171 --> 00:35:09,039 Yes. But standing next to these other queens, personally, 700 00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:13,510 it wasn't enough. It seems like she's really channeling glamour 701 00:35:13,512 --> 00:35:19,749 and that's kind of it. All right, Mrs. Kasha Davis. She did, kind of, 702 00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:23,753 blend in a little bit too much in the video. But I love--I don't know. 703 00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:29,326 I love her, because she--she harkens back to a different sort of age of drag to me, 704 00:35:29,328 --> 00:35:31,528 and as much-- Why were you looking at me when you said that? 705 00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:36,199 Ah! No, I specifically didn't. [laughter] 706 00:35:36,201 --> 00:35:40,670 Silence. I've made my decision. [whispering] Bring back 707 00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:44,474 my girls. What? Bring back my girls! 708 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:45,775 [laughs] 709 00:35:45,777 --> 00:35:50,213 [laughs] 710 00:35:50,215 --> 00:35:58,455 Welcome back, ladies. I've made some decisions. Violet Chachki... 711 00:35:58,457 --> 00:36:06,029 You're safe. Max... You're safe. 712 00:36:06,031 --> 00:36:19,042 Mrs. Kasha Davis... You're safe. Pearl, you are a magical queen, 713 00:36:19,044 --> 00:36:25,282 but your performance failed to charm the judges. I'm sorry, my dear, 714 00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:29,786 I felt really good 715 00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:30,887 about this challenge, 716 00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:32,856 like, going into it, but-- 717 00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:37,460 Pbbt. Who the fuck knows anymore? Trixie Mattel, 718 00:36:37,462 --> 00:36:47,404 you went for the comedy gold but all we got was bronze. Kandy Ho, your video performance 719 00:36:47,406 --> 00:36:54,211 wasn't sticky, and your runway look was not so sweet. 720 00:36:54,213 --> 00:36:56,313 Kandy Ho... 721 00:36:56,315 --> 00:37:11,528 You're safe. Trixie, my dear, I'm sorry, but you are up for elimination. 722 00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:20,770 Two queens stand before me. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and 723 00:37:20,772 --> 00:37:31,481 save yourself from elimination. The time has come. You're to lip-synch 724 00:37:31,483 --> 00:37:38,321 for your life. I look over at Pearl. I love Pearl, 725 00:37:38,323 --> 00:37:40,724 I know the song 726 00:37:40,726 --> 00:37:41,992 like the back of my man hand 727 00:37:41,994 --> 00:37:43,159 and I think, I'm going out 728 00:37:43,161 --> 00:37:44,294 kicking and screaming. 729 00:37:44,296 --> 00:37:45,295 Let's do this. 730 00:37:45,297 --> 00:37:46,730 Good luck 731 00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:49,566 and don't fuck it up. 732 00:37:49,568 --> 00:37:58,341 733 00:37:58,343 --> 00:38:06,082 When I met you In the restaurant You could tell 734 00:38:06,084 --> 00:38:14,557 I was no debutant You asked me What's my pleasure 735 00:38:14,559 --> 00:38:20,997 A movie or a measure I'll have a cup of tea And tell you of my dreaming 736 00:38:20,999 --> 00:38:24,934 Trixie's giving it her all. She's showing some camp. She's showing some dance moves. 737 00:38:24,936 --> 00:38:26,236 She's working the runway. 738 00:38:26,238 --> 00:38:27,203 And I'm enjoying 739 00:38:27,205 --> 00:38:28,438 Trixie's performance. 740 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:32,342 Feet feet Walking a 2 mile Meet meet 741 00:38:32,344 --> 00:38:39,049 Meet me at the turnstile I never met him I'll never forget him 742 00:38:39,051 --> 00:38:43,720 I'm so torn because in a lot of ways, I feel like Trixie deserves 743 00:38:43,722 --> 00:38:47,824 to be here more than me, but the other half of me is, like, "No, you 744 00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:54,931 get your shit together." Radiate Ha ha ha! 745 00:38:54,933 --> 00:39:01,204 I Something of your very own Something you can have 746 00:39:01,206 --> 00:39:09,746 And hold Just to have some dreaming Dreaming is free 747 00:39:09,748 --> 00:39:18,188 Dreaming, ooh, ooh, ooh Dreaming is free 748 00:39:18,190 --> 00:39:26,529 [applause] Ladies, I've made my decision. 749 00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:40,143 [dramatic music] Pearl, shante, you stay. 750 00:39:40,145 --> 00:39:50,253 Talk to me, Pearl. [sniffs] I just love her so much. 751 00:39:50,255 --> 00:39:55,425 I feel-- [sobs] All right, 752 00:39:55,427 --> 00:40:06,469 you may join the other girls. It's okay. [sobs] 753 00:40:06,471 --> 00:40:12,809 Trixie Mattel, you are an amazing queen. Keep on dreaming 754 00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:20,850 and keep 'em laughing. Now, sashay away. Thank you. 755 00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:27,157 [applause] Bye. It's kind of embarrassing 756 00:40:27,159 --> 00:40:30,927 to be a comedy queen and go home on a comedy challenge. 757 00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:35,331 I had more cool looks, I had better jokes, and I'm funnier than I was showing, 758 00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:41,104 so that was a bummer, but I hope I get to meet lots of fans who like what I do. 759 00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:47,076 Condragulations, ladies. Now, remember, if you can't love yourself, 760 00:40:47,078 --> 00:40:51,448 how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else. Can I get a amen up in here? 761 00:40:51,450 --> 00:40:54,684 all: Amen. All right, now let the music play. 762 00:40:54,686 --> 00:41:03,293 Take me u-u-up U-u-up Bye-e-e!