1 00:00:01,863 --> 00:00:03,313 Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race... 2 00:00:03,348 --> 00:00:07,455 You'll be creating your own punny-or-die music video. 3 00:00:07,490 --> 00:00:10,872 I want to tan tan tan with you 4 00:00:10,907 --> 00:00:12,529 Gonna turn and burn, gonna turn and burn 5 00:00:12,564 --> 00:00:13,841 Cut. 6 00:00:13,875 --> 00:00:15,946 Trixie, why do you keep walking in and out of the shot? 7 00:00:15,981 --> 00:00:17,500 RuPaul and Michelle Visage 8 00:00:17,534 --> 00:00:20,813 think we're a bunch of disorganized [bleep]tards. 9 00:00:20,848 --> 00:00:23,195 Trixie, you are not standing out for me. 10 00:00:23,230 --> 00:00:25,887 Pearl, come out of your shell. 11 00:00:25,922 --> 00:00:29,512 I feel picked on, almost. 12 00:00:29,546 --> 00:00:31,893 Kennedy Davenport, 13 00:00:31,928 --> 00:00:35,794 You are the winner of this week's challenge. 14 00:00:35,828 --> 00:00:38,176 Pearl, shante, you stay. 15 00:00:40,454 --> 00:00:43,215 Trixie Mattel, sashay away. 16 00:00:50,774 --> 00:00:53,225 [Jaidynn] Girl. Long day. 17 00:00:53,260 --> 00:00:58,092 [Katya] I have been through it today. 18 00:00:58,127 --> 00:01:00,094 I am in complete shock. 19 00:01:00,129 --> 00:01:01,820 Trixie should be here. 20 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:05,617 This is a [bleep] travesty. 21 00:01:05,651 --> 00:01:07,308 Pearl, do you think the judges' critiques 22 00:01:07,343 --> 00:01:08,378 were fair tonight? 23 00:01:08,413 --> 00:01:09,793 [raspberries] 24 00:01:09,828 --> 00:01:11,899 [Pearl] I'm really just kind of over the judges. 25 00:01:11,933 --> 00:01:15,834 I thought that I gave great energy. 26 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:18,595 Back home, everybody loves me. 27 00:01:18,630 --> 00:01:20,252 When I came here, I thought I was, like, 28 00:01:20,287 --> 00:01:22,565 so sickening everyone was just gonna be obsessed with me, 29 00:01:22,599 --> 00:01:24,498 but obviously that's not the case. 30 00:01:24,532 --> 00:01:26,603 Good riddance to this [bleep] day. 31 00:01:30,814 --> 00:01:32,264 [Katya] To be honest, I didn't expect it to be Trixie. 32 00:01:32,299 --> 00:01:33,610 I gagged. 33 00:01:33,645 --> 00:01:35,233 I truly gagged. 34 00:01:35,267 --> 00:01:38,374 The vibe around the workroom is a little bit shocked. 35 00:01:38,408 --> 00:01:40,617 This may sound like old lady bull[bleep] or whatever, 36 00:01:40,652 --> 00:01:42,585 but after trying for this for seven years and somebody's like, 37 00:01:42,619 --> 00:01:44,621 "Oh, [bleep] this," that pisses me off. 38 00:01:44,656 --> 00:01:46,416 Yeah. 39 00:01:46,451 --> 00:01:48,625 Pearl, I'm sorry you didn't like your criticisms, 40 00:01:48,660 --> 00:01:50,800 but buck up, buttercup. 41 00:01:50,834 --> 00:01:53,251 Be grateful for the opportunity that you have. 42 00:01:53,285 --> 00:01:55,805 Otherwise... 43 00:01:55,839 --> 00:01:58,221 Leave. 44 00:02:00,327 --> 00:02:03,295 [RuPaul] The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one year supply 45 00:02:03,330 --> 00:02:05,470 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics, 46 00:02:05,504 --> 00:02:09,336 and a cash price of $100,000. 47 00:02:09,370 --> 00:02:12,960 With our extra special guest judge, Isaac Mizrahi. 48 00:02:12,994 --> 00:02:14,237 RuPaul Drag Race 49 00:02:14,272 --> 00:02:17,965 May the best woman best woman win 50 00:02:22,383 --> 00:02:25,179 [Ginger] Go. Go. Go. 51 00:02:25,214 --> 00:02:27,630 [Jaidynn] What is wrong with y'all? 52 00:02:27,664 --> 00:02:29,321 It is a new day in the workroom. 53 00:02:29,356 --> 00:02:30,460 I'm excited. 54 00:02:30,495 --> 00:02:32,221 Last week, I was safe. 55 00:02:32,255 --> 00:02:33,774 I didn't come here to play it safe. 56 00:02:33,808 --> 00:02:35,500 That ain't cute. 57 00:02:35,534 --> 00:02:36,846 At all. 58 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:38,088 You look like a Boy Scout today. I like it. 59 00:02:38,123 --> 00:02:39,538 - Oh, me? - I like it. 60 00:02:39,573 --> 00:02:40,712 Give him a pet name. Give him a pet name. 61 00:02:40,746 --> 00:02:41,816 Let's call her Scout. 62 00:02:41,851 --> 00:02:43,301 Well, God, what are we? 63 00:02:43,335 --> 00:02:46,235 - I would say cardiac arrest. - Whoo. 64 00:02:46,269 --> 00:02:47,443 [alarm whooping] 65 00:02:47,477 --> 00:02:48,823 - Uh-oh. - [bleep]. 66 00:02:48,858 --> 00:02:52,517 - Here we go. - Sheila, ready to... 67 00:02:52,551 --> 00:02:54,519 For your consideration, 68 00:02:54,553 --> 00:02:57,763 whether you're snatching wigs or snatching trophies, 69 00:02:57,798 --> 00:03:02,423 like this maquette by Tweeterhead, available online. 70 00:03:02,458 --> 00:03:07,117 You better one huge pair of golden globes. 71 00:03:07,152 --> 00:03:08,222 Hope you win. 72 00:03:08,257 --> 00:03:10,880 Mean it! 73 00:03:14,159 --> 00:03:15,540 Hello, hello, hello. 74 00:03:15,574 --> 00:03:17,162 [all] Hello. 75 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,267 - Hey. - Hi. 76 00:03:18,301 --> 00:03:19,785 Now, you know Drag Raceviewers 77 00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:22,857 create the most twisted fan art in the world. 78 00:03:22,892 --> 00:03:25,757 One super fan blew everyone away by recreating 79 00:03:25,791 --> 00:03:31,763 our queens' hottest looks using only paper. 80 00:03:31,797 --> 00:03:34,283 Yeah. Paper. 81 00:03:34,317 --> 00:03:35,698 For today's mini-challenge, 82 00:03:35,732 --> 00:03:38,839 you'll be making your own paper versions 83 00:03:38,873 --> 00:03:42,360 of classic celebrity red carpet outfits. 84 00:03:42,394 --> 00:03:44,638 Now, you'll be working in pairs, so based 85 00:03:44,672 --> 00:03:47,503 on how you lined up this morning, teams are: 86 00:03:47,537 --> 00:03:49,125 Ginger Minj and Kandy Ho. 87 00:03:49,159 --> 00:03:51,610 - Yay. - Little Kim. 88 00:03:51,645 --> 00:03:56,201 Jaidynn Diore Fierce and Kennedy Davenport, Lady Gaga. 89 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:59,618 Pearl and Max, Cher. 90 00:03:59,653 --> 00:04:03,898 Mrs. Kasha Davis and Katya, Bjork. 91 00:04:03,933 --> 00:04:07,730 And Violet Chachki and Miss Fame, 92 00:04:07,764 --> 00:04:10,284 Jennifer Lopez. 93 00:04:10,319 --> 00:04:13,253 I'm paired up with Violet and I'm the glass half-full. 94 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:14,392 She's like the empty beer bottle 95 00:04:14,426 --> 00:04:16,670 that you find, like, next to the chair. 96 00:04:16,704 --> 00:04:21,606 Oh, pit crew! 97 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,677 I see the morning paper has arrived. 98 00:04:23,711 --> 00:04:28,958 Oh, read all about it. 99 00:04:28,992 --> 00:04:34,446 This is gonna be the best game of frock, paper, scissors ever. 100 00:04:35,551 --> 00:04:40,176 Go! 101 00:04:40,210 --> 00:04:41,453 - Good? - Yeah. 102 00:04:45,906 --> 00:04:50,290 [Violet] Hurry up, bitch. Tape this [bleep]. 103 00:04:50,324 --> 00:04:53,120 You don't have to [bleep] slap me. 104 00:04:53,154 --> 00:04:55,536 [Miss Fame] If I get the chance, girl. 105 00:04:55,571 --> 00:04:59,126 [RuPaul] All right, time's up, ladies. 106 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:01,680 First up... 107 00:05:01,715 --> 00:05:04,373 Ginger Minj and Kandy Ho. 108 00:05:04,407 --> 00:05:06,616 Look at Lil' Kim. 109 00:05:06,651 --> 00:05:09,481 [Kandy Ho] It's from the line, I Don't Give A Tit. 110 00:05:09,516 --> 00:05:15,349 Whomp, whomp. I had to do that. 111 00:05:15,384 --> 00:05:19,560 Next up, Jaidynn Diore Fierce and Kennedy Davenport, 112 00:05:19,595 --> 00:05:21,010 Lady Gaga. 113 00:05:21,044 --> 00:05:24,910 Yes, ma'am, wet and juicy in all the right places. 114 00:05:24,945 --> 00:05:28,811 [RuPaul] The "steaks" are high, ladies. 115 00:05:28,845 --> 00:05:33,160 Next up, Violet Chachki and Miss Fame. 116 00:05:33,194 --> 00:05:35,265 Jenny from the block. 117 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:37,716 Wow, Versace. 118 00:05:37,751 --> 00:05:39,546 It's also Versnatch. 119 00:05:39,580 --> 00:05:43,343 Turn around, J-Lo, let's see the backside. 120 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:48,313 You're not Jennifer Lopez! 121 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,660 Next up, Pearl and Max. 122 00:05:50,695 --> 00:05:52,766 Dark lady. 123 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:57,253 No tramp or thief could steal this custom couture. 124 00:05:57,287 --> 00:05:59,393 Shut up, stupid. 125 00:05:59,428 --> 00:06:02,431 [RuPaul] Born naked and the rest is Bob Mackie. 126 00:06:02,465 --> 00:06:06,435 Next up, re-creating the infamous swan dress, 127 00:06:06,469 --> 00:06:09,403 Katya and... is that Joan Rivers? 128 00:06:09,438 --> 00:06:11,440 What are you wearing? 129 00:06:11,474 --> 00:06:13,925 Actually, I'm wearing a custom-made 130 00:06:13,959 --> 00:06:15,754 Klein Epstein & Parker suit. 131 00:06:15,789 --> 00:06:17,204 Stunning. 132 00:06:17,238 --> 00:06:18,757 [Mrs. Kasha Davis] And this next gal, 133 00:06:18,792 --> 00:06:24,038 she's wearing a swan on her body and a elephant on her ankles. 134 00:06:24,073 --> 00:06:28,215 [guttural whimpering] 135 00:06:28,249 --> 00:06:31,770 Now available on iTunes. 136 00:06:31,805 --> 00:06:35,049 Bjork flew all the way from Iceland for this, 137 00:06:35,084 --> 00:06:37,017 and, boy, are her arms tired. 138 00:06:37,051 --> 00:06:38,743 Yes. The rest of her looks tired, too. 139 00:06:38,777 --> 00:06:41,539 The next thing, you're gonna look like Pearl, honey. 140 00:06:41,573 --> 00:06:46,440 [all] Ooh! 141 00:06:46,475 --> 00:06:47,821 Good job, ladies. 142 00:06:47,855 --> 00:06:52,101 I've graded your papers and the winning pair is... 143 00:06:55,035 --> 00:06:58,728 Mrs. Kasha Davis and Katya. 144 00:06:58,763 --> 00:07:04,147 I'm posting all of your paper doll looks at logotv.com. 145 00:07:04,182 --> 00:07:07,047 Ladies, you're all dressed up. 146 00:07:07,081 --> 00:07:09,567 Now you need a place to go. 147 00:07:09,601 --> 00:07:11,016 Good news. 148 00:07:11,051 --> 00:07:15,469 You're invited to the most prestigious award show 149 00:07:15,504 --> 00:07:18,058 of the season, girl! 150 00:07:18,092 --> 00:07:21,475 The first annual Despy Awards. 151 00:07:21,510 --> 00:07:24,513 #SnatchingTrophies. 152 00:07:24,547 --> 00:07:26,446 Now, working in your current pairs, 153 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:30,691 you will be both the presenters and the nominees. 154 00:07:30,726 --> 00:07:33,660 You'll need to come up with funny banter, 155 00:07:33,694 --> 00:07:36,421 take jabs at your fellow nominees, 156 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,629 and if you win, 157 00:07:37,664 --> 00:07:41,668 you better have an unforgettable acceptance speech. 158 00:07:41,702 --> 00:07:42,945 The categories are: 159 00:07:42,979 --> 00:07:44,843 "Sexy, Sexy Drag Queen," 160 00:07:44,878 --> 00:07:47,328 presented by Jaidynn Diore Fierce 161 00:07:47,363 --> 00:07:48,640 and Kennedy Davenport. 162 00:07:48,675 --> 00:07:54,025 "Most Busted Queen," presented by Pearl and Max. 163 00:07:54,059 --> 00:07:59,789 "The Shadiest Queen," presented by Ginger Minj and Kandy Ho. 164 00:07:59,824 --> 00:08:02,930 And, my favorite, "the Meatiest Tuck," 165 00:08:02,965 --> 00:08:06,347 presented by Violet Chachki and Miss Fame. 166 00:08:06,382 --> 00:08:08,108 Kasha Davis and Katya, 167 00:08:08,142 --> 00:08:12,630 you won the mini-challenge, so you'll be our Despy Co-Hosts. 168 00:08:12,664 --> 00:08:14,666 Now, to help you punch up your material, 169 00:08:14,701 --> 00:08:17,807 - Kathy Griffin is back. - Yes, girl! 170 00:08:17,842 --> 00:08:23,295 Gentleman, start your engines and may the best woman win. 171 00:08:24,469 --> 00:08:26,057 - So, meatiest tuck. - Okay. 172 00:08:26,091 --> 00:08:27,437 Let's talk about that. 173 00:08:27,472 --> 00:08:28,784 - So, me and Miss Fame sit down together. 174 00:08:28,818 --> 00:08:31,545 We start writing jokes and neither of us are comedy queens. 175 00:08:41,486 --> 00:08:42,936 With Pearl, the only thing showing outward-- 176 00:08:42,970 --> 00:08:44,593 showing outward emotion is between her legs. 177 00:08:50,426 --> 00:08:52,117 Okay, well, what do you think is funny? 178 00:08:52,152 --> 00:08:53,394 I don't know. We are both drawing a blank 179 00:08:53,429 --> 00:08:54,844 because you're looking at me 180 00:08:54,879 --> 00:08:57,157 and I'm looking at the paper. The words are escaping me. 181 00:08:57,191 --> 00:08:58,607 Well, I'm thinking my ideas are somewhat decent, 182 00:08:58,641 --> 00:09:01,057 and you're like, "No." 183 00:09:01,092 --> 00:09:03,991 If you think it's funny then present it in a comical way. 184 00:09:06,615 --> 00:09:07,823 [Ginger] Fame and Violet, 185 00:09:07,857 --> 00:09:10,757 neither one of them have really shown a whole lot 186 00:09:10,791 --> 00:09:14,588 of comedic value in this competition so far, 187 00:09:14,623 --> 00:09:15,762 so I'll be interested 188 00:09:15,796 --> 00:09:18,281 to see if they come up with any jokes at all. 189 00:09:18,316 --> 00:09:19,593 This is stressing me out. 190 00:09:19,628 --> 00:09:22,700 We've got to get it together. 191 00:09:22,734 --> 00:09:24,080 [RuPaul] Coming up... 192 00:09:24,115 --> 00:09:27,705 I want to make sure that, this week, you up the ante. 193 00:09:27,739 --> 00:09:30,397 Well, you kind of, like, told me I had no personality. 194 00:09:32,813 --> 00:09:36,955 I feel very uncomfortable right now. 195 00:09:39,199 --> 00:09:40,131 [giggling] 196 00:09:43,168 --> 00:09:45,101 [laughing] 197 00:09:46,724 --> 00:09:49,450 I want to read everybody, including ourselves. 198 00:09:49,485 --> 00:09:51,418 For this week's challenge, we all have to present 199 00:09:51,452 --> 00:09:53,351 at an award show, the Despies. 200 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:54,732 We have to write jokes 201 00:09:54,766 --> 00:09:57,976 and we have to present them live in front of an audience. 202 00:09:58,011 --> 00:09:59,460 I want to win. 203 00:10:01,014 --> 00:10:01,980 So, what's our game plan? 204 00:10:02,015 --> 00:10:03,257 What you got? 205 00:10:03,292 --> 00:10:05,052 - You got anything? - Mm-mm. 206 00:10:05,087 --> 00:10:07,296 I don't know nothing about this award show stuff, 207 00:10:07,330 --> 00:10:10,299 but we're gonna sit down and we're gonna write us some jokes. 208 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:13,129 "Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we are here to present 209 00:10:13,164 --> 00:10:15,994 the Sexy, Sexy Drag Queen awards." 210 00:10:16,029 --> 00:10:18,756 I'm very confident in doing comedy. 211 00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:20,102 "And the nominees are..." 212 00:10:20,136 --> 00:10:21,655 No. 213 00:10:21,690 --> 00:10:26,142 I mean, I won last week's challenge. 214 00:10:26,177 --> 00:10:28,248 No. No. Uh-uh. 215 00:10:28,282 --> 00:10:30,802 Don't write it like that. 216 00:10:30,837 --> 00:10:32,632 In that order, right here, 217 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:35,048 - "Back to the nominee." - Oh, okay. 218 00:10:35,082 --> 00:10:36,808 We just need to transition and then we can leave. 219 00:10:36,843 --> 00:10:38,154 Hush. 220 00:10:38,189 --> 00:10:39,915 I know she's a little bit irritated. 221 00:10:39,949 --> 00:10:42,296 Without saying, I think she was kind of saying, "Oh, girl, 222 00:10:42,331 --> 00:10:44,402 I wish I had somebody else that was funnier." 223 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:48,717 Okay, well I guess I'ma be quiet. 224 00:10:48,751 --> 00:10:50,304 - Hey, kitty girl. [all] Hi. 225 00:10:50,339 --> 00:10:52,997 Is everyone getting excited for the Despies? 226 00:10:53,031 --> 00:10:54,999 - Yeah. - Oh, yes. 227 00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:56,379 Hey, girls. 228 00:10:56,414 --> 00:10:57,760 [Katya] Hello, darling. 229 00:10:57,795 --> 00:10:59,210 You all are opening the show, 230 00:10:59,244 --> 00:11:01,384 - so there's extra pressure. - Yeah. 231 00:11:01,419 --> 00:11:02,869 - Definitely. Definitely. - But you've hosted 232 00:11:02,903 --> 00:11:04,215 - shows before? - Yes. 233 00:11:04,249 --> 00:11:07,390 Who are you patterning your banter after? 234 00:11:07,425 --> 00:11:09,703 Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosting the Golden Globes was... 235 00:11:09,738 --> 00:11:11,360 - Yes. - Perfection. 236 00:11:11,394 --> 00:11:12,706 - It was perfection. - So, that is kind 237 00:11:12,741 --> 00:11:14,156 of what I have in my mind. 238 00:11:14,190 --> 00:11:15,295 We were talking about Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis 239 00:11:15,329 --> 00:11:16,296 and she's like, "Who?" 240 00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:18,712 I'm educating this youngster. 241 00:11:18,747 --> 00:11:19,713 I'm not actually that young. 242 00:11:19,748 --> 00:11:23,337 I'm just ignorant. 243 00:11:23,372 --> 00:11:25,512 Well, listen, you kids have a lot of work to do. 244 00:11:25,546 --> 00:11:26,513 - Yes. - Your big opening 245 00:11:26,547 --> 00:11:28,964 is the one we're looking at. 246 00:11:28,998 --> 00:11:29,965 - No pressure. - No. 247 00:11:29,999 --> 00:11:32,553 All right. Thank you. 248 00:11:32,588 --> 00:11:34,590 - Hey, kitty girl. - Hi, Ru. 249 00:11:34,624 --> 00:11:37,213 Now, have either of you done comedy before? 250 00:11:37,248 --> 00:11:38,421 Never. 251 00:11:38,456 --> 00:11:40,389 Do you two have banter prepared 252 00:11:40,423 --> 00:11:45,325 or... What's your chemistry like? 253 00:11:45,359 --> 00:11:48,431 You know what? We're two very different people. 254 00:11:48,466 --> 00:11:52,850 I had to think about working with somebody like her. 255 00:11:52,884 --> 00:11:55,197 She's dark-sided. 256 00:11:55,231 --> 00:11:57,578 So basically if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. 257 00:11:57,613 --> 00:11:58,856 We're really just brainstorming right now 258 00:11:58,890 --> 00:12:00,512 and seeing what we can play off of, you know, 259 00:12:00,547 --> 00:12:03,481 and make it funny and twist it in kind of a... 260 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,586 A dark-sided kind of way. 261 00:12:05,621 --> 00:12:08,037 You know, being dark-sided is one thing 262 00:12:08,072 --> 00:12:11,109 but, you know, being funny is a completely different thing. 263 00:12:12,904 --> 00:12:14,078 Violet and Fame... 264 00:12:14,112 --> 00:12:16,701 Oh, that's gonna be a laugh riot. 265 00:12:19,186 --> 00:12:20,360 Hi. 266 00:12:20,394 --> 00:12:21,810 - Hello. - Hi. 267 00:12:21,844 --> 00:12:23,915 [RuPaul] Now, you're a host of the show, aren't you? 268 00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:26,504 Yes, actually, I host several shows around Orlando. 269 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,713 And what about you? Do you have comedy in your background? 270 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,785 If a joke or two comes out when I'm a little tipsy, 271 00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:33,269 it just comes out, 272 00:12:33,304 --> 00:12:35,685 but I am not, like, a funny girl. 273 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,792 [RuPaul] So how are you gonna make it funny? 274 00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:42,244 Um, she is gonna be, like, throwing shade at me 275 00:12:42,278 --> 00:12:43,866 and I'm going to be throwing shade at her and-- 276 00:12:43,901 --> 00:12:45,247 Well, I just want to tell you, 277 00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:47,974 ladies, you know, it's important to create a moment. 278 00:12:48,008 --> 00:12:48,940 That's what's gonna stand out. 279 00:12:48,975 --> 00:12:50,217 When you think about the year 280 00:12:50,252 --> 00:12:52,495 that Sally Fields won her second Oscar, 281 00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:55,084 you don't remember anything else about that award ceremony 282 00:12:55,119 --> 00:12:56,879 except for her saying, you know, "You like me. 283 00:12:56,914 --> 00:12:58,053 You really like me." You know. 284 00:12:58,087 --> 00:12:59,606 So do something special. 285 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:02,057 Mm-hmm. 286 00:13:02,091 --> 00:13:03,196 - Hey, ladies. - Hello, darling. 287 00:13:03,230 --> 00:13:04,231 - Hi, RuPaul. - So, 288 00:13:04,266 --> 00:13:06,061 what award are you presenting? 289 00:13:06,095 --> 00:13:07,890 [Max] We get to present the Most Busted Drag Queen. 290 00:13:07,925 --> 00:13:12,274 Gives us an opportunity to be a little bit more cutting. 291 00:13:12,308 --> 00:13:14,517 Great, because this is about funny banter. 292 00:13:14,552 --> 00:13:16,209 We're gonna go off of, like, 293 00:13:16,243 --> 00:13:18,280 a subtlety thing where it's just, 294 00:13:18,314 --> 00:13:21,973 like, speaking just very soft and gentle, but very cutty. 295 00:13:22,008 --> 00:13:25,977 What you're describing is not the easiest thing to pull off. 296 00:13:26,012 --> 00:13:28,048 Now, you have a very big personality. 297 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:30,879 Pearl, you do not have a very big personality. 298 00:13:30,913 --> 00:13:34,503 How are you gonna overcome that for this award? 299 00:13:34,537 --> 00:13:39,301 Um, I think that I have a great personality, actually. 300 00:13:39,335 --> 00:13:42,891 Pearl, you know, the reason I'm twisting your tits here 301 00:13:42,925 --> 00:13:45,859 is because you were in the bottom last week. 302 00:13:45,894 --> 00:13:48,034 - Right. - And I want to make sure 303 00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:51,485 that this week you up the ante. 304 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:54,557 Well, you kind of, like, told me I had no personality. 305 00:13:54,592 --> 00:13:59,908 I mean, that doesn't make me feel good or give me confidence. 306 00:13:59,942 --> 00:14:03,463 Well, I'm hoping it will light a fire under your ass. 307 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:15,889 Is there something on my face? 308 00:14:15,924 --> 00:14:17,304 No, I'm just not convinced. 309 00:14:17,339 --> 00:14:20,066 I'm just not convinced and I want you to do well, 310 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:22,033 that's why I brought your ass here. 311 00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:27,245 It's so...intense. 312 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,385 I never want to see any of my girls 313 00:14:29,420 --> 00:14:31,318 not live up to their potential. 314 00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:34,114 This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 315 00:14:34,149 --> 00:14:37,152 Yeah, I'm aware of that. 316 00:14:37,186 --> 00:14:40,017 Yeah. 317 00:14:40,051 --> 00:14:42,571 All right. 318 00:14:42,605 --> 00:14:45,263 I will see you all later. 319 00:14:45,298 --> 00:14:46,506 Thank you, Ru. 320 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:54,203 I feel very uncomfortable right now. 321 00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:58,932 I'm, like, tripping. 322 00:14:58,967 --> 00:15:03,178 I don't know what... 323 00:15:03,212 --> 00:15:04,973 to do. 324 00:15:10,806 --> 00:15:12,359 I'm just over this bull[bleep]. 325 00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:13,947 We're gonna finish writing this. 326 00:15:13,982 --> 00:15:14,983 We're gonna make it really good. We're gonna impress Kathy. 327 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,301 [Max] Pearl walked out of the workroom. 328 00:15:23,336 --> 00:15:29,031 I'm not sure she's coming back at all. 329 00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:30,619 - Coming up... - Now, 330 00:15:30,653 --> 00:15:33,311 we're at the point of editing and Pearl's still not there. 331 00:15:33,346 --> 00:15:34,726 What the hell is going on? 332 00:15:38,558 --> 00:15:40,456 [laughing] 333 00:15:44,012 --> 00:15:47,947 There was a standoff between Ru and Pearl. 334 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:50,294 She ended up walking out. 335 00:15:50,328 --> 00:15:52,537 I'm scared that she's not gonna come back, 336 00:15:52,572 --> 00:15:55,402 'cause this is like a co-presenter team sort of thing. 337 00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,234 So... 338 00:15:59,268 --> 00:16:01,512 "But enough about us, we want to thank you, the audience." 339 00:16:01,546 --> 00:16:02,996 Kasha and I are getting through our routines. 340 00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:05,723 Now, we're at the point of editing and I look back 341 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,552 and Pearl's still not there. 342 00:16:07,587 --> 00:16:09,554 And I'm like, "What the hell is going on?" 343 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,225 [Max] How are you feeling? 344 00:16:28,953 --> 00:16:30,575 Pearl feels defeated and I'm like, "[Bleep] [bleep] [bleep]." 345 00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:33,268 That energy can't be in this situation. 346 00:16:33,302 --> 00:16:36,374 I'm hoping that we're just gonna be able to shake this off. 347 00:16:36,409 --> 00:16:38,273 She knows that if she doesn't do well tomorrow, 348 00:16:38,307 --> 00:16:43,347 she will probably be saying good-bye. 349 00:16:43,381 --> 00:16:45,176 [Kasha] Hi! 350 00:16:45,211 --> 00:16:46,660 Hello. 351 00:16:46,695 --> 00:16:48,697 Kasha and I are about to have our queen back session 352 00:16:48,731 --> 00:16:52,528 with the comedy coach, the one and only, Kathy Griffin. 353 00:16:52,563 --> 00:16:55,359 It is so great to meet you and see you. 354 00:16:55,393 --> 00:16:56,843 I'm pretty sure that we are gonna knock this one 355 00:16:56,877 --> 00:16:59,121 - out of the park. - All right, what you got? 356 00:16:59,156 --> 00:17:00,674 "Enough about us, 357 00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:02,435 - we want to thank you..." - I'm going to cut that line. 358 00:17:02,469 --> 00:17:05,093 Every award show says "enough about us." Okay, go ahead. 359 00:17:05,127 --> 00:17:06,887 "Ginger Minj is in the house tonight, 360 00:17:06,922 --> 00:17:09,476 or as I like to call her, the Danny DeVito of Drag." 361 00:17:09,511 --> 00:17:11,237 Danny DeVito? 362 00:17:11,271 --> 00:17:12,962 That's, like, the least gay reference 363 00:17:12,997 --> 00:17:14,205 - I've ever heard in my life. - No, it's just because she's-- 364 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,069 - Gay it up! - Because she's, like, so... 365 00:17:16,104 --> 00:17:18,451 Gayer! More gay! 366 00:17:18,485 --> 00:17:20,246 [Katya] She's just like, "Nope! That's not good. Not good. 367 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,764 Shorten that. Cut this. Do this." 368 00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:23,421 So it throws me for a loop. 369 00:17:23,456 --> 00:17:25,803 And then, we're going to just intro to the first presenters 370 00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:27,425 - and then that was it. - So, what did you have? 371 00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:31,050 Just, "And the first presenters are,"? 372 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:34,018 We're like, "Back to the drawing board." 373 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,055 "Girl, you look nice tonight." 374 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,746 [Jaidynn] "Girl, you look nice, girl." 375 00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:39,368 [Kennedy] "Girl, do you know what we look like for real?" 376 00:17:39,403 --> 00:17:41,094 - "Girl, what?" - "The number 10." 377 00:17:41,129 --> 00:17:42,371 "Girl, you is a trip." 378 00:17:42,406 --> 00:17:44,339 Okay, stop. 379 00:17:44,373 --> 00:17:45,995 [Kathy] No more "girls." 380 00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:47,963 You're starting every sentence with girl. 381 00:17:47,997 --> 00:17:51,380 To me, it's like halfway there. 382 00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:54,418 Okay, girl. 383 00:17:54,452 --> 00:17:55,764 [Fame] "Due to her Craigslist ad, 384 00:17:55,798 --> 00:17:57,352 "I could've sworn she was a pig bottom. 385 00:17:57,386 --> 00:17:59,457 [Bleep] floss, anyone?" 386 00:17:59,492 --> 00:18:01,114 Okay. I'm gonna stop you. 387 00:18:01,149 --> 00:18:02,702 I think it's a little too blue 388 00:18:02,736 --> 00:18:04,566 and you're hearing that from me, so... 389 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,534 What does that mean, "blue"? 390 00:18:07,569 --> 00:18:10,641 Words that may be bleeped would be considered blue humor. 391 00:18:10,675 --> 00:18:12,746 The more you know. 392 00:18:12,781 --> 00:18:16,267 "We're simply thrilled to be looking down 393 00:18:16,302 --> 00:18:18,925 upon your oily faces." 394 00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:20,513 "It's like looking into the mosh pit 395 00:18:20,547 --> 00:18:21,824 at a Nickelback concert, 396 00:18:21,859 --> 00:18:24,896 except with less class and more body odor." 397 00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:27,071 Oh, God. Oy. 398 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,143 All right, I love that you are shady and fun and snarky. 399 00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:33,284 Don't direct it at the audience and the judges. 400 00:18:33,319 --> 00:18:36,425 It turns into just such a shade [bleep] fest, 401 00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:39,083 you kind of just end up turning them off. 402 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,636 All right. 403 00:18:40,671 --> 00:18:43,467 I think I just completely changed your opening. 404 00:18:43,501 --> 00:18:44,571 After this whole altercation happened, 405 00:18:44,606 --> 00:18:47,126 there's a lot of pressure to deliver. 406 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,680 We need to kill it. 407 00:18:49,714 --> 00:18:51,406 [both] "And the nominees are..." 408 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:54,547 "A girl who puts the [bleep] in country..." 409 00:18:54,581 --> 00:18:56,031 All right, that's a Rosanne Cash joke, 410 00:18:56,065 --> 00:18:57,653 so just rewrite that one. 411 00:18:57,688 --> 00:18:59,552 "Tonight, we are gathered here to celebrate 412 00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:02,624 the biggest and brightest stars in our industry." 413 00:19:02,658 --> 00:19:05,868 "Unfortunately, none of them were available." 414 00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:07,905 I feel like, ugh, it's a couple of drag queens 415 00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,838 throwing the same old shade at each other. 416 00:19:09,872 --> 00:19:11,391 [Kathy] Give 'em something new. 417 00:19:11,426 --> 00:19:14,325 [Ginger] I used to think I was funny until I met Kathy Griffin. 418 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,706 I might have to call my momma 419 00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:19,330 and have her tell me how good I am. 420 00:19:19,365 --> 00:19:20,952 [contestant] Oh, girl. 421 00:19:20,987 --> 00:19:23,610 The next thing we have to do is to vote on which queen 422 00:19:23,645 --> 00:19:27,683 we think should be nominated for each category. 423 00:19:27,718 --> 00:19:29,133 Whoever wins the award, 424 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,930 you get a real sense of what the other queens think of you. 425 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,690 The shadiest queen? 426 00:19:34,725 --> 00:19:37,348 Violet is going to take that one. 427 00:19:37,383 --> 00:19:38,729 By a landslide. 428 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:44,907 Another glorious day. 429 00:19:44,942 --> 00:19:48,808 Today, we're getting ready for the first annual Despy Awards. 430 00:19:48,842 --> 00:19:53,261 I'm just happy to be nominated. 431 00:19:53,295 --> 00:19:54,814 I'm feeling so much better today. 432 00:19:54,848 --> 00:19:56,229 How about you? 433 00:19:56,264 --> 00:19:59,198 I feel very good today, 434 00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,890 and thank you for being so supportive and amazing. 435 00:20:01,924 --> 00:20:04,203 I'm just gonna have fun with it and do a good job 436 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:09,622 and bow out gracefully if that's what destiny has in store. 437 00:20:09,656 --> 00:20:12,383 Sometimes I do feel like I am stuck in my shell. 438 00:20:12,418 --> 00:20:16,456 The majority of my teen years were spent really angry 439 00:20:16,491 --> 00:20:19,425 and dealing with, like, abandonment issues and... 440 00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:27,881 I didn't know how to talk to people. 441 00:20:27,916 --> 00:20:32,576 I know that a lot of my issues stem from that experience, so, 442 00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:33,680 if I can learn here 443 00:20:33,715 --> 00:20:36,683 that it's cool to open up more-- 444 00:20:36,718 --> 00:20:38,478 "Come out of your shell, Pearl"-- 445 00:20:38,513 --> 00:20:42,551 it'll be a good thing in the end. 446 00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:47,315 Ooh, when I think about chicken 447 00:20:47,349 --> 00:20:50,732 It makes me happy 448 00:20:50,766 --> 00:20:52,803 I love chickens. They're my favorite animal. 449 00:20:52,837 --> 00:20:55,461 I grew up on a farm with hundreds of chickens 450 00:20:55,495 --> 00:20:58,257 and my job was to raise them to be beautiful and flawless 451 00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,534 for the fair. 452 00:20:59,568 --> 00:21:02,675 You can blow-dry them and use vitamin E on their feet. 453 00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:05,402 Liquid bluing makes a white chicken sparkle. 454 00:21:05,436 --> 00:21:07,507 You basically flip 'em upside down, showing the asshole 455 00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:09,544 to the judge and then they say, "Your bird's healthy." 456 00:21:09,578 --> 00:21:11,166 When I was a kid, I used to go outside 457 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,582 and sing random songs to my chickens. 458 00:21:13,617 --> 00:21:14,583 - What? - And I would, 459 00:21:14,618 --> 00:21:16,516 like, get into it, and I'm like, 460 00:21:16,551 --> 00:21:18,518 "They love it." 461 00:21:18,553 --> 00:21:20,071 Bitch, this visual 462 00:21:20,106 --> 00:21:21,901 you just gave me, I'm picturing you in a barn, 463 00:21:21,935 --> 00:21:23,420 like, covered in hay. 464 00:21:23,454 --> 00:21:25,698 I hatched chickens underneath my bed in an incubator. 465 00:21:25,732 --> 00:21:28,356 This chicken actually won me and award, right here. 466 00:21:28,390 --> 00:21:29,909 Animals were my best friends. 467 00:21:29,943 --> 00:21:33,464 [Fame] Imagine me about 30 pounds heavier and a big nerd 468 00:21:33,499 --> 00:21:35,328 and loving chickens. 469 00:21:35,363 --> 00:21:36,329 [laughing] 470 00:21:36,364 --> 00:21:39,298 [clucking] 471 00:21:42,404 --> 00:21:44,303 That's how I talk to chickens. 472 00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:46,132 I feel good about us, Fame. 473 00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:47,789 I think it's good that we're getting to know each other. 474 00:21:47,823 --> 00:21:49,446 Working with you has been such a pleasure. 475 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,966 I can't wait until I outshine you. 476 00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:55,175 Violet, shut your hole. 477 00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:58,006 I can see how Fame thinks I'm a dark witch or whatever, 478 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,388 but I really like Miss Fame. 479 00:22:00,422 --> 00:22:02,528 Today, I'm starting to really see a change 480 00:22:02,562 --> 00:22:04,461 in Violet for the better. 481 00:22:04,495 --> 00:22:06,566 It's nice. I'm probably one of the only people 482 00:22:06,601 --> 00:22:08,154 she's considering a friend right now, 483 00:22:08,188 --> 00:22:09,500 and she does need a friend. 484 00:22:17,474 --> 00:22:20,442 [RuPaul's "Cover Girl"] 485 00:22:24,584 --> 00:22:28,001 Cover girl, put the bass in your walk 486 00:22:28,036 --> 00:22:29,658 Head to toe 487 00:22:29,693 --> 00:22:32,765 Let your whole body talk 488 00:22:32,799 --> 00:22:35,215 And what? 489 00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:38,529 Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race. 490 00:22:38,564 --> 00:22:42,568 Michelle Visage, have you got your thighs on the prize? 491 00:22:42,602 --> 00:22:45,191 Always. 492 00:22:45,225 --> 00:22:47,504 Super judge Ross Mathews. 493 00:22:47,538 --> 00:22:49,575 You're an award I'd love to win. 494 00:22:49,609 --> 00:22:52,371 And fabulous award-winning designer, 495 00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:56,133 my pal, Isaac Mizrahi. 496 00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:59,308 House of Mizrahi representing. 497 00:22:59,343 --> 00:23:00,689 Don't you forget it, okay? 498 00:23:00,724 --> 00:23:02,139 Time for a death drop. 499 00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:04,037 Get ready to gag. 500 00:23:04,072 --> 00:23:05,280 Sickening. 501 00:23:05,314 --> 00:23:08,421 Could you imagine if I did a death drop right now? 502 00:23:08,456 --> 00:23:12,736 I don't know if the AARP covers death drops. 503 00:23:12,770 --> 00:23:14,772 This week, we challenged our queens 504 00:23:14,807 --> 00:23:17,982 to put on an awards show like no other. 505 00:23:18,017 --> 00:23:21,330 Tonight, they valet their limousines 506 00:23:21,365 --> 00:23:24,506 and they're ready to snatch some trophies. 507 00:23:24,541 --> 00:23:26,474 Gentlemen, start your engines, 508 00:23:26,508 --> 00:23:29,442 and may the best woman win. 509 00:23:29,477 --> 00:23:30,926 Coming up... 510 00:23:30,961 --> 00:23:35,172 I am so honored to be here at the first annual Despy Awards. 511 00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:37,692 And I'm working off community service. 512 00:23:42,835 --> 00:23:43,974 [award show music and applause] 513 00:23:44,008 --> 00:23:46,770 [RuPaul] Almost live from the slums of Hollywood, 514 00:23:46,804 --> 00:23:50,601 the first annual Despy Awards. 515 00:23:50,636 --> 00:23:54,847 And now, our hostesses with the mostesses, 516 00:23:54,881 --> 00:24:00,715 Mrs. Kasha Davis and Katya. 517 00:24:00,749 --> 00:24:02,648 Oh, my goodness, everyone. 518 00:24:02,682 --> 00:24:03,994 We want to welcome to-- 519 00:24:04,028 --> 00:24:08,274 welcome you to the first annual Despy Awards. 520 00:24:08,308 --> 00:24:11,933 Now, Katya, what in the hell does Despy stand for? 521 00:24:11,967 --> 00:24:13,486 Well, judging from the looks of the nominees, 522 00:24:13,521 --> 00:24:14,798 I'm gonna go with 523 00:24:14,832 --> 00:24:18,111 Desperate Egotistical Sluts Prancing in the Yard. 524 00:24:18,146 --> 00:24:20,320 [laughter] 525 00:24:20,355 --> 00:24:21,460 [Kasha] Got it. 526 00:24:21,494 --> 00:24:23,462 The talented Ginger Minj is here tonight, 527 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:28,225 or as I like to refer to her, the Danny DeVito of drag. 528 00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:31,953 And we have in our presence, Miss Lame. 529 00:24:31,987 --> 00:24:33,195 Shame. Pain. 530 00:24:33,230 --> 00:24:34,852 - Whatever. - Whatever. 531 00:24:34,887 --> 00:24:36,716 The gorgeous Pearl, 532 00:24:36,751 --> 00:24:40,513 the drag equivalent of a Valium taking a Xanax in a K-hole. 533 00:24:40,548 --> 00:24:43,516 [laughter] 534 00:24:43,551 --> 00:24:45,553 And last, but not least... 535 00:24:45,587 --> 00:24:46,933 - As usual. - We have... 536 00:24:46,968 --> 00:24:48,521 [both] Violet. 537 00:24:54,872 --> 00:24:58,462 Please, welcome to the stage the stars of Tyler Perry's 538 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:01,879 Roots,Kennedy Davenport and Miss Jaidynn Diore Fierce. 539 00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:07,747 Hello, everyone. 540 00:25:07,782 --> 00:25:12,165 Straight from Kunta Kinte's hut... 541 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:16,860 The hourglass and the wall clock. 542 00:25:16,894 --> 00:25:18,620 Hold on, who's the wall clock? 543 00:25:18,655 --> 00:25:20,933 - Step over there. - Okay... 544 00:25:20,967 --> 00:25:22,693 - Do this. - Okay... 545 00:25:22,728 --> 00:25:25,800 My point. 546 00:25:25,834 --> 00:25:31,081 Anyways, we are here to present this award 547 00:25:31,115 --> 00:25:33,083 for the Sexy, Sexy Drag Queen. 548 00:25:33,117 --> 00:25:37,397 [Jaidynn] Let us announce these awful nominees. 549 00:25:37,432 --> 00:25:39,503 Kandy Ho. 550 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:44,163 And we all know how she got that last name. 551 00:25:44,197 --> 00:25:46,337 In the back alley, honey. 552 00:25:46,372 --> 00:25:48,581 Whore. 553 00:25:48,616 --> 00:25:50,514 Miss Fame. 554 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,412 Oh, the brand. 555 00:25:52,447 --> 00:25:57,210 Since when did the dollar store become a brand? 556 00:25:57,245 --> 00:25:58,591 [Jaidynn] And Max. 557 00:25:58,626 --> 00:26:02,733 Girl, ain't that the queen from that movie Powder? 558 00:26:02,768 --> 00:26:04,114 - The winner... - Girl. 559 00:26:04,148 --> 00:26:05,184 Is... 560 00:26:05,218 --> 00:26:06,634 [drum roll] 561 00:26:06,668 --> 00:26:09,533 Miss Fame. 562 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:12,501 [triumphant music] 563 00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:17,645 And I wish I could cry but God damn Botox got me every time. 564 00:26:17,679 --> 00:26:19,716 Other than that, I'd like to thank Mexico for the tapeworm 565 00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:22,339 that snatched my body, and the man upstairs. 566 00:26:22,373 --> 00:26:25,376 Thank you so much for the light. I look great. 567 00:26:25,411 --> 00:26:27,378 Thank you so much. 568 00:26:27,413 --> 00:26:30,830 Next up, Pearl and Max. 569 00:26:30,865 --> 00:26:33,868 It is a true honor to be presenting the Despy Award 570 00:26:33,902 --> 00:26:37,043 for Most Busted Drag Queen. 571 00:26:37,078 --> 00:26:38,597 What is a busted drag queen? 572 00:26:38,631 --> 00:26:40,046 I'm glad you asked. 573 00:26:40,081 --> 00:26:41,461 Oh, yes. 574 00:26:41,496 --> 00:26:44,188 The nominees are, Mrs. Potato-- 575 00:26:44,223 --> 00:26:48,192 I mean, Miss Jaidynn Diore Fierce. 576 00:26:48,227 --> 00:26:51,057 Miss Ginger Minj. 577 00:26:51,092 --> 00:26:52,852 "Girl. 578 00:26:52,887 --> 00:26:55,683 "After we swing on by Gatorland, 579 00:26:55,717 --> 00:26:56,960 "we can get on back to my apartment 580 00:26:56,994 --> 00:27:01,999 - and swing on my husband." - Oh! 581 00:27:02,034 --> 00:27:05,278 The Brooke Hogan of drag, Katya. 582 00:27:05,313 --> 00:27:08,247 [shrill laughter] 583 00:27:09,697 --> 00:27:15,495 And last, but certainly not youngest, Mrs. Kasha Davis. 584 00:27:15,530 --> 00:27:20,915 Did you hear that, dear? 585 00:27:20,949 --> 00:27:23,296 And the winner is... 586 00:27:23,331 --> 00:27:24,366 [drum roll] 587 00:27:24,401 --> 00:27:27,335 [both] Jaidynn Diore Fierce. 588 00:27:27,369 --> 00:27:31,063 Oh, congratulations. 589 00:27:31,097 --> 00:27:35,205 Thank you to all my fellow horrible drag queens. 590 00:27:35,239 --> 00:27:38,587 I hope you all burn in hell. 591 00:27:38,622 --> 00:27:40,072 And I mean it. 592 00:27:40,106 --> 00:27:42,661 [award show exit music] 593 00:27:42,695 --> 00:27:47,010 [RuPaul] Next up, Ginger Minj and Kandy Ho. 594 00:27:47,044 --> 00:27:51,566 I am so honored to be here at the first annual Despy Awards. 595 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:56,985 And I'm working off community service. 596 00:27:57,020 --> 00:28:00,264 We've gathered the very best to present the award 597 00:28:00,299 --> 00:28:01,887 for the Shadiest Shade. 598 00:28:01,921 --> 00:28:03,923 Condragulations, Kandy! 599 00:28:03,958 --> 00:28:05,580 Oh, I think it's high time 600 00:28:05,614 --> 00:28:08,928 that your beard gets the public recognition it deserves. 601 00:28:11,241 --> 00:28:12,863 No, no, Ginger. 602 00:28:12,898 --> 00:28:16,142 This award is for that girl who knows how to throw the shade 603 00:28:16,177 --> 00:28:19,421 and not apply it. 604 00:28:19,456 --> 00:28:22,528 [both] And the nominees are... 605 00:28:22,562 --> 00:28:27,429 The girl who puts the fun in elephant, Ginger Minj. 606 00:28:32,020 --> 00:28:33,781 The--how do I say this 607 00:28:33,815 --> 00:28:36,611 and remain socially responsible? 608 00:28:36,645 --> 00:28:38,924 "Black horse" of the competition, 609 00:28:38,958 --> 00:28:42,513 Kennedy Davenport. 610 00:28:42,548 --> 00:28:47,795 And last, as usual, Violet Chachki. 611 00:28:47,829 --> 00:28:51,384 [Kandy] And the award goes to... 612 00:28:51,419 --> 00:28:53,283 Violet Chachki. 613 00:28:53,317 --> 00:28:56,493 Oh. 614 00:28:56,527 --> 00:28:57,736 You don't like me. 615 00:28:57,770 --> 00:29:00,808 You really don't like me. 616 00:29:00,842 --> 00:29:05,744 And last, but not least, God. Thanks. 617 00:29:05,778 --> 00:29:10,403 Next up, Miss Fame and Violet Chachki. 618 00:29:10,438 --> 00:29:12,543 Are there any married couples in the house? 619 00:29:12,578 --> 00:29:14,028 Michelle Visage, how long? 620 00:29:14,062 --> 00:29:15,857 - 17 years. - Ooh, girl, no. 621 00:29:15,892 --> 00:29:19,343 How long? 622 00:29:19,378 --> 00:29:23,485 As someone who is highly experienced with handling meat, 623 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,316 I cannot wait to hear the nominees for Meatiest Tuck. 624 00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:28,249 Oh, so you work in meat packing? 625 00:29:28,283 --> 00:29:30,147 - You could say that. - Oh. 626 00:29:30,182 --> 00:29:33,116 Well, let's go ahead and receive the nominees. 627 00:29:33,150 --> 00:29:35,463 [Miss Fame] Katya. V.I.P. 628 00:29:35,497 --> 00:29:38,086 Very impressive package. 629 00:29:38,121 --> 00:29:41,469 - Jaidynn Diore Fierce. - Hey, girl. 630 00:29:41,503 --> 00:29:43,229 Meatiest tuck? Girl, let's be honest. 631 00:29:43,264 --> 00:29:47,647 It looks like she smuggled a honey baked ham in her panties. 632 00:29:47,682 --> 00:29:50,167 That brings us to our last nominee. 633 00:29:50,202 --> 00:29:51,790 [both] Pearl. 634 00:29:51,824 --> 00:29:54,965 Pearl's tucking ability is just like her personality. 635 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:59,763 Semi-precious, exhausted, and barely there. 636 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:03,525 [both] And, the Despy Award goes to... 637 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:04,941 [drum roll] 638 00:30:04,975 --> 00:30:05,942 [both] Katya. 639 00:30:05,976 --> 00:30:07,909 [triumphant music] 640 00:30:10,015 --> 00:30:12,914 I believe it was the great American painter Bob Ross, 641 00:30:12,949 --> 00:30:18,644 who said, "The key to a swollen vagina is courage." 642 00:30:20,473 --> 00:30:21,854 [exit music] 643 00:30:21,889 --> 00:30:23,097 Have a good night, everyone. 644 00:30:23,131 --> 00:30:24,270 - Thank you so much. - Good night. 645 00:30:30,035 --> 00:30:31,691 [RuPaul] Coming up... 646 00:30:31,726 --> 00:30:34,522 You need to take it way over the crazy-ass top. 647 00:30:34,556 --> 00:30:36,213 I don't see anything over-the-top about you. 648 00:30:36,248 --> 00:30:37,214 Are you kidding me? 649 00:30:38,698 --> 00:30:39,630 [laughter] 650 00:30:41,011 --> 00:30:43,393 [laughter] 651 00:30:43,427 --> 00:30:44,808 [RuPaul] Welcome, ladies. 652 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:49,848 First, I want to remind you that being nominated is an honor, 653 00:30:49,882 --> 00:30:54,369 but winning is so much better. 654 00:30:54,404 --> 00:30:57,959 Thank you, Television Critics Association. 655 00:30:57,994 --> 00:30:58,926 [twinkling] 656 00:31:02,930 --> 00:31:07,037 Now, based on your Despy presentations, 657 00:31:07,072 --> 00:31:10,385 I've made some decisions. 658 00:31:10,420 --> 00:31:13,872 Max and Pearl... 659 00:31:13,906 --> 00:31:15,149 Condragulations. 660 00:31:15,183 --> 00:31:20,154 You're the winners of this week's challenge. 661 00:31:20,188 --> 00:31:25,504 You've each won a custom jewel package from Fierce Drag Jewels. 662 00:31:25,538 --> 00:31:26,815 Oh. 663 00:31:26,850 --> 00:31:29,818 Completely unexpected and I am on top of the moon. 664 00:31:29,853 --> 00:31:30,923 See? 665 00:31:30,958 --> 00:31:32,269 Thank you, darling. 666 00:31:32,304 --> 00:31:35,376 RuPaul, you gave me the smack down yesterday. 667 00:31:35,410 --> 00:31:37,378 - And it worked. - Yes, it worked. 668 00:31:37,412 --> 00:31:39,242 Thank you. I appreciate you. 669 00:31:39,276 --> 00:31:40,450 Thank you. 670 00:31:40,484 --> 00:31:43,832 Kennedy Davenport and Jaidynn Diore Fierce... 671 00:31:43,867 --> 00:31:44,972 You are safe. 672 00:31:45,006 --> 00:31:46,180 Thank you, Ru. 673 00:31:46,214 --> 00:31:47,733 You may leave the stage. 674 00:31:52,703 --> 00:31:56,742 Ladies, it's time for the judges' critiques. 675 00:31:56,776 --> 00:31:59,262 [RuPaul] First up, Mrs. Kasha Davis. 676 00:31:59,296 --> 00:32:01,126 You look gorgeous, 677 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:04,923 but you need to take it way over the crazy-ass top. 678 00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:06,959 I don't see anything over-the-top about you. 679 00:32:06,994 --> 00:32:08,961 [Ross] That's a hard job, opening the show. 680 00:32:08,996 --> 00:32:10,204 That's tough, you know, 681 00:32:10,238 --> 00:32:13,690 to be overshadowed by the people following you. 682 00:32:13,724 --> 00:32:15,554 Next up, Katya. 683 00:32:15,588 --> 00:32:17,866 You guys struggled together in the opening a little bit, 684 00:32:17,901 --> 00:32:19,938 but when you accepted your award, 685 00:32:19,972 --> 00:32:21,525 I thought you were so funny. 686 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:22,837 [Michelle] Tonight, for your look, 687 00:32:22,871 --> 00:32:24,943 I just want a little bit more volume on your hair. 688 00:32:24,977 --> 00:32:26,013 Are you kidding me? 689 00:32:26,047 --> 00:32:29,292 This is from the Brooke Hogan Collection. 690 00:32:29,326 --> 00:32:31,432 Get out your rattail, girl, and start teasing. 691 00:32:31,466 --> 00:32:33,434 - Give us some kind of volume. - Okay. 692 00:32:33,468 --> 00:32:35,746 Thank you, New Jersey's Michelle Visage. 693 00:32:35,781 --> 00:32:37,956 [Michelle] Thank you. 694 00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:40,510 Next up, Ginger Minj. 695 00:32:40,544 --> 00:32:43,202 Your performance, you had, like, an All About Eve, 696 00:32:43,237 --> 00:32:45,584 Nomi Malone in Showgirls on the stairs kind of moment 697 00:32:45,618 --> 00:32:47,586 where you were like, "Get out of my way. 698 00:32:47,620 --> 00:32:49,829 This is my moment now," and it was fun to see. 699 00:32:49,864 --> 00:32:53,040 I want you to cut back a little on your black spray. 700 00:32:53,074 --> 00:32:54,144 My felt forehead? 701 00:32:54,179 --> 00:32:56,595 Just cut it back a little bit, girl. 702 00:32:56,629 --> 00:32:58,666 Next up, Kandy Ho. 703 00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:00,116 You look like Natalie Wood, 704 00:33:00,150 --> 00:33:03,843 but this dress is not my favorite thing I ever saw. 705 00:33:03,878 --> 00:33:06,881 I think it's, like, swallowing you up in not a good way. 706 00:33:06,915 --> 00:33:08,883 Unfortunately, you were paired with Ginger, 707 00:33:08,917 --> 00:33:10,298 so it's up to you to up your game 708 00:33:10,333 --> 00:33:12,404 to try to keep up with somebody like that, 709 00:33:12,438 --> 00:33:15,303 and she stole the show. 710 00:33:15,338 --> 00:33:16,408 [RuPaul] Thank you, Kandy. 711 00:33:16,442 --> 00:33:19,135 Next up, Violet Chachki. 712 00:33:19,169 --> 00:33:21,171 You are so fabulous looking. 713 00:33:21,206 --> 00:33:24,105 I look at you and I go, "That's a modern queen." 714 00:33:24,140 --> 00:33:25,486 So refined. 715 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,075 About your performance, you have a tendency to speed up. 716 00:33:28,109 --> 00:33:30,077 - You speed up in this way... - Totally. 717 00:33:30,111 --> 00:33:33,218 So, you need to let us hear it, so we can actually laugh. 718 00:33:33,252 --> 00:33:35,530 Why do you think they voted you shadiest queen? 719 00:33:35,565 --> 00:33:36,911 There is some truth to it. 720 00:33:36,945 --> 00:33:40,087 My guess is that you spend a lot of time by yourself 721 00:33:40,121 --> 00:33:41,640 reading fashion magazines. 722 00:33:41,674 --> 00:33:43,504 Definitely looking at fashion all the time. 723 00:33:43,538 --> 00:33:45,195 I mean, obviously the Internet happened, Ru. 724 00:33:45,230 --> 00:33:46,231 I don't know if you heard of it. 725 00:33:46,265 --> 00:33:48,371 Oh. 726 00:33:48,405 --> 00:33:50,062 - All right, thanks, Violet. - Thank you. 727 00:33:50,097 --> 00:33:52,099 Next up, Miss Fame. 728 00:33:52,133 --> 00:33:55,412 The short sleeve turtleneck with the opera length glove 729 00:33:55,447 --> 00:33:57,104 just makes me so happy. 730 00:33:57,138 --> 00:33:59,416 Your performance with Violet, 731 00:33:59,451 --> 00:34:02,557 I think the whole thing was a little low-energy for me 732 00:34:02,592 --> 00:34:03,869 and didn't really hit. 733 00:34:03,903 --> 00:34:05,836 But I think there's a funniness about you. 734 00:34:05,871 --> 00:34:09,012 You give me a modern thing about comedy. 735 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:12,291 I can really see you consciously trying to 736 00:34:12,326 --> 00:34:14,259 show us more than just beauty. 737 00:34:14,293 --> 00:34:17,952 I'm just wanting to get past my own head. 738 00:34:17,986 --> 00:34:20,989 How is your head? 739 00:34:21,024 --> 00:34:24,648 I'm thinking a lot and I know you guys can see that. 740 00:34:24,683 --> 00:34:28,342 I don't even know how to turn off my thinker. 741 00:34:28,376 --> 00:34:30,551 - Hasn't had any complaints yet. - Oh, okay. 742 00:34:30,585 --> 00:34:32,449 [RuPaul] Thank you, Miss Fame. 743 00:34:32,484 --> 00:34:34,279 All right, thank you, ladies. 744 00:34:34,313 --> 00:34:35,314 I think we've heard enough. 745 00:34:35,349 --> 00:34:37,661 While you untuck backstage, 746 00:34:37,696 --> 00:34:41,009 the judges and I will deliberate. 747 00:34:41,044 --> 00:34:45,186 Just between us gladiators... [laughter] 748 00:34:45,221 --> 00:34:46,429 What do you think? 749 00:34:46,463 --> 00:34:48,293 Starting with Kasha Davis. 750 00:34:48,327 --> 00:34:50,226 Here's someone who really has the chops 751 00:34:50,260 --> 00:34:51,606 and didn't bring it tonight. 752 00:34:51,641 --> 00:34:53,367 I find that very frustrating. 753 00:34:53,401 --> 00:34:55,507 This is like a workhorse queen, you know, 754 00:34:55,541 --> 00:34:57,785 and a workhorse queen 755 00:34:57,819 --> 00:35:00,408 has to make us laugh the minute we see her. 756 00:35:00,443 --> 00:35:01,582 It didn't happen tonight. 757 00:35:01,616 --> 00:35:02,721 You know, I could be wrong. 758 00:35:02,755 --> 00:35:04,792 Maybe she's hilarious. 759 00:35:04,826 --> 00:35:06,483 - No. - Katya. 760 00:35:06,518 --> 00:35:08,899 [Ross] Katya really had a great moment with her acceptance speech. 761 00:35:08,934 --> 00:35:10,729 She wasn't necessarily funny in the opening in the show, 762 00:35:10,763 --> 00:35:13,007 so I was so happy she had that moment. 763 00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:15,216 As a long-time fan of the show, 764 00:35:15,251 --> 00:35:18,806 what I love are the layers and layers of irony, 765 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,118 and with Katya, 766 00:35:20,152 --> 00:35:21,981 there is a core of irony. 767 00:35:22,016 --> 00:35:23,293 [RuPaul] Kandy Ho. 768 00:35:23,328 --> 00:35:25,192 Thank God Kandy was wearing that hot blue 769 00:35:25,226 --> 00:35:27,159 because otherwise she would've been gone. 770 00:35:27,194 --> 00:35:28,850 Ginger ate her up. 771 00:35:28,885 --> 00:35:31,888 Kandy Ho is fading away for me. 772 00:35:31,922 --> 00:35:33,441 [RuPaul] Ginger Minj. 773 00:35:33,476 --> 00:35:35,995 Well, I thought Ginger was a powerhouse tonight. 774 00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:38,791 Don't you think, because her partner didn't get 775 00:35:38,826 --> 00:35:40,103 any of the punchlines, 776 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:42,830 does she have any responsibility for that? 777 00:35:42,864 --> 00:35:44,072 No. I mean, that's showbiz, kid. 778 00:35:44,107 --> 00:35:45,315 Sometimes, you got to elbow 779 00:35:45,350 --> 00:35:47,110 your way to the front of the stage. 780 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,354 Well, remind me never to perform on the same stage 781 00:35:49,388 --> 00:35:50,976 as Ross, okay? 782 00:35:51,010 --> 00:35:52,080 [RuPaul] Miss Fame. 783 00:35:52,115 --> 00:35:53,703 I think there was a little stumbling 784 00:35:53,737 --> 00:35:56,292 but she picked herself back up. 785 00:35:56,326 --> 00:35:59,191 Looking at her just makes me live, die, 786 00:35:59,226 --> 00:36:00,813 and then come back to life. 787 00:36:00,848 --> 00:36:03,126 It's so fresh to have a queen look like that 788 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,403 and then be this kind of, 789 00:36:04,438 --> 00:36:06,819 like, honest goofy kid. 790 00:36:06,854 --> 00:36:09,305 - Yeah. - Violet Chachki. 791 00:36:09,339 --> 00:36:11,410 I was paying attention to the jokes about her today 792 00:36:11,445 --> 00:36:12,687 from the other queens. 793 00:36:12,722 --> 00:36:14,448 I don't think they like her very much. 794 00:36:14,482 --> 00:36:16,691 I don't think she interacts very well with the other girls. 795 00:36:16,726 --> 00:36:18,245 She is a child of the Internet. 796 00:36:18,279 --> 00:36:20,419 That is something you do alone. 797 00:36:20,454 --> 00:36:22,249 And, to be quite frank, she wasn't necessarily funny 798 00:36:22,283 --> 00:36:23,629 and it was kind of a letdown. 799 00:36:23,664 --> 00:36:26,632 Come on, her acceptance speech was hilarious. 800 00:36:26,667 --> 00:36:27,668 Excuse me, like, who doesn't want to be 801 00:36:27,702 --> 00:36:28,807 the shadiest queen in the room? 802 00:36:28,841 --> 00:36:32,120 I mean, how punk rock is that? 803 00:36:32,155 --> 00:36:33,846 Silence. 804 00:36:33,881 --> 00:36:35,814 I've made my decision. 805 00:36:35,848 --> 00:36:38,196 Bring back my girls? 806 00:36:43,787 --> 00:36:46,756 [laughter] 807 00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:48,309 [RuPaul] Welcome back, ladies. 808 00:36:48,344 --> 00:36:51,726 I've made some decisions. 809 00:36:51,761 --> 00:36:54,004 Ginger Minj... 810 00:36:54,039 --> 00:36:57,422 You're safe. 811 00:36:57,456 --> 00:36:58,802 Kandy Ho... 812 00:36:58,837 --> 00:37:01,702 Tonight you looked like Natalie Wood, 813 00:37:01,736 --> 00:37:06,258 but your delivery was a little wooden. 814 00:37:06,293 --> 00:37:11,194 I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination. 815 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,196 Miss Fame... 816 00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:16,164 You're safe. 817 00:37:16,199 --> 00:37:17,373 Katya... 818 00:37:17,407 --> 00:37:21,031 You're safe. 819 00:37:21,066 --> 00:37:23,068 Violet Chachki... 820 00:37:23,102 --> 00:37:26,727 Your jokes got lost in the shade. 821 00:37:26,761 --> 00:37:28,556 Mrs. Kasha Davis, 822 00:37:28,591 --> 00:37:31,766 your big opening was a little sloppy. 823 00:37:36,737 --> 00:37:39,326 Mrs. Kasha Davis, I'm sorry, my dear, 824 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:44,641 but you are up for elimination. 825 00:37:44,676 --> 00:37:46,885 Violet Chachki... 826 00:37:46,919 --> 00:37:50,406 You're safe. 827 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,201 Two queens stand before me. 828 00:37:53,236 --> 00:37:55,065 [RuPaul] Ladies, this is your last chance 829 00:37:55,100 --> 00:38:00,001 to impress me and save yourself from elimination. 830 00:38:02,728 --> 00:38:07,250 Time has come. I want you to lip-synch... 831 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:12,290 For your life. 832 00:38:12,324 --> 00:38:15,154 [Kasha] I absolutely deserve to be in this competition. 833 00:38:15,189 --> 00:38:17,640 Ru, I am ready. Let's do this. 834 00:38:17,674 --> 00:38:21,644 Good luck and don't [bleep] it up. 835 00:38:26,752 --> 00:38:28,444 Coffee, tea on me baby 836 00:38:28,478 --> 00:38:30,515 Touche ole 837 00:38:30,549 --> 00:38:34,484 My opening line might be a bit passe, yes 838 00:38:34,519 --> 00:38:37,660 But don't think that I don't know what I'm feeling for ya 839 00:38:37,694 --> 00:38:41,249 [Ginger] Mrs. Kasha Davis just pulls up the slit in that skirt 840 00:38:41,284 --> 00:38:43,838 and, honey, she is serving these young kids. 841 00:38:43,873 --> 00:38:46,047 I need your love, and I won't bring no pain 842 00:38:46,082 --> 00:38:50,155 A little birdie told me that you feel the same game 843 00:38:50,189 --> 00:38:53,710 Don't think that I don't know what it's doing to me 844 00:38:53,745 --> 00:38:56,057 'Cause I got a vibe on you the first time 845 00:38:56,092 --> 00:38:57,300 you saw through me, through me 846 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:58,715 I'm for the real 847 00:38:58,750 --> 00:39:01,649 [Jaidynn] Miss Kandy, she start off slow and sexy, 848 00:39:01,684 --> 00:39:03,858 and then she worked her way up and she just hit in her gear. 849 00:39:03,893 --> 00:39:05,343 I am living for it. 850 00:39:05,377 --> 00:39:09,381 All I wanna do is be your one and only lover 851 00:39:09,416 --> 00:39:12,211 I just want to be 852 00:39:12,246 --> 00:39:17,216 Your lovergirl 853 00:39:17,251 --> 00:39:18,770 Oh yeah yeah yeah 854 00:39:18,804 --> 00:39:23,464 Yeeeaaaaaah! 855 00:39:23,499 --> 00:39:28,745 Coffee tea on me baby touche a la my opening line might be 856 00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:30,713 a bit passe but don't 857 00:39:35,442 --> 00:39:38,721 Whoo-hoo. 858 00:39:38,755 --> 00:39:41,240 Ladies, I've made my decision. 859 00:39:49,697 --> 00:39:52,493 Kandy Ho, shante, you stay. 860 00:39:52,528 --> 00:39:54,771 Thank you. 861 00:39:54,806 --> 00:39:58,775 Mrs. Kasha Davis, you're terrific. 862 00:39:58,810 --> 00:40:04,747 Now, call Mr. Davis and tell him momma's coming home. 863 00:40:04,781 --> 00:40:08,958 He better have that box wine chilling. 864 00:40:08,992 --> 00:40:12,755 Sashay away. 865 00:40:12,789 --> 00:40:17,242 - Love you, gals. - Love you. 866 00:40:17,276 --> 00:40:22,903 There's always time for a cocktail. 867 00:40:22,937 --> 00:40:24,594 [Kasha voiceover] What the hell? I wasn't ready leave. 868 00:40:24,629 --> 00:40:26,044 One of the things I think that frustrated me 869 00:40:26,078 --> 00:40:27,666 the most were certain people that, 870 00:40:27,701 --> 00:40:29,081 like, sort of gave up, you know? 871 00:40:29,116 --> 00:40:31,705 And that kind of pisses me off, but such is life. 872 00:40:31,739 --> 00:40:33,672 It's the game. 873 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,365 Condragulations, ladies. 874 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,782 Remember, if you can't love yourself, 875 00:40:39,816 --> 00:40:41,818 how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else? 876 00:40:41,853 --> 00:40:43,475 Can I get a amen up in here? 877 00:40:43,510 --> 00:40:44,580 [all] Amen. 878 00:40:44,614 --> 00:40:47,410 All right, now let the music play. 879 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:50,413 [dance music] 880 00:40:52,898 --> 00:40:55,591 [RuPaul] Bye!