1 00:00:01,435 --> 00:00:03,303 Oh, my God, season 8. 2 00:00:03,304 --> 00:00:04,505 Let's go. 3 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:09,776 I am Naomi Smalls, and I am 21 years old. 4 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:12,446 Check your lipstick before you come for me. 5 00:00:12,447 --> 00:00:15,349 Naomi is a tall glass of water. 6 00:00:15,350 --> 00:00:17,751 She has legs all the way up to her asshole. 7 00:00:17,752 --> 00:00:19,419 Language! 8 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:22,155 From Naomi Campbell and Biggie Smalls. 9 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:24,558 First one, I don't blame them. 10 00:00:24,559 --> 00:00:26,727 I'm obsessed with '90s supermodels. 11 00:00:26,728 --> 00:00:30,364 I'm gonna set myself right in the center. 12 00:00:30,365 --> 00:00:33,033 Yeah, spotlight on me. 13 00:00:33,034 --> 00:00:36,170 Naomi is a fashion girl. She's fucking fierce. 14 00:00:36,171 --> 00:00:37,437 We'll see. 15 00:00:39,474 --> 00:00:43,177 How you doing mis amores? Do you want to see my cuckoo? 16 00:00:43,178 --> 00:00:46,280 Honey, your cuckoo is the first thing we noticed. 17 00:00:46,281 --> 00:00:47,848 How are you? 18 00:00:47,849 --> 00:00:51,185 I'm from Puerto Rico, but I live in Austin, Texas, y'all. 19 00:00:51,186 --> 00:00:53,720 I call myself between pageant queen and performer 20 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:57,024 'cause I do comedy, I do campy sometimes. 21 00:00:57,025 --> 00:00:58,525 Sometimes? 22 00:00:58,526 --> 00:00:59,893 You know. 23 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:02,663 I'm sexy as a goddess is and funny as a clown. 24 00:01:02,664 --> 00:01:04,164 Are you ready for me? 25 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:06,266 Oh, my God, the room is huge. 26 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:08,969 Fantastic, so my cuckoo have a space. 27 00:01:08,970 --> 00:01:10,070 I need a space-- 28 00:01:10,071 --> 00:01:11,605 Watch out, new thunder effects. 29 00:01:13,708 --> 00:01:14,808 What's up, nerds. 30 00:01:14,809 --> 00:01:16,343 Ah! 31 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:18,078 My name is Dax ExclamationPoint, 32 00:01:18,079 --> 00:01:20,080 and I am the queen of all nerds. 33 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:21,715 It's Storm. 34 00:01:21,716 --> 00:01:24,117 I'm a cosplayer, and my look is very inspired by, 35 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:25,419 like, science fiction and comics. 36 00:01:25,420 --> 00:01:27,354 Superheroes. Just strong, bad bitches 37 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:29,356 who don't take any crap from anybody else. 38 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:31,158 You do you, girl. 39 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:32,793 So I'm just gonna sit right here. 40 00:01:32,794 --> 00:01:34,528 Okay. Can I get some brunch? 41 00:01:34,529 --> 00:01:36,363 Country breakfast is ready. 42 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:37,664 Hola. 43 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,868 The beauty is here. 44 00:01:40,869 --> 00:01:42,669 My name is Naysha Lopez. 45 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:44,171 Can we call her NayLo? 46 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:47,941 Element of my drag has to be appearance. 47 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:51,411 It sounds so shallow, but my drag is flawless. 48 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:52,646 It's gorgeous. It's stunning. 49 00:01:52,647 --> 00:01:54,681 It's gorgeous. It's everything. 50 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:56,884 Did I say it was stunning and gorgeous? 51 00:01:56,885 --> 00:01:57,951 Did I say that already? Okay. 52 00:01:57,952 --> 00:02:00,320 That lady repeats herself. 53 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:03,624 Naysha is here! Yes, my sister! 54 00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:05,292 Whoo! Continental sisters. 55 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,860 Oh, yeah. 56 00:02:06,861 --> 00:02:08,762 So you're Puerto Rico also, or from Austin? 57 00:02:08,763 --> 00:02:10,197 I'm originally from Puerto Rico, 58 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:11,365 but, um, I live in Chicago. 59 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:15,769 That's a little frog in Puerto Rico. 60 00:02:15,770 --> 00:02:16,937 They are so annoying. 61 00:02:16,938 --> 00:02:19,740 Why is she squirping like a chirper? 62 00:02:19,741 --> 00:02:21,275 You don't even understand what she's saying, 63 00:02:21,276 --> 00:02:23,277 but you don't really care. 64 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:29,716 Shantay, she sprays. 65 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:33,554 No need to adjust your TV sets. 66 00:02:33,555 --> 00:02:37,591 This acid trip is all real. 67 00:02:38,927 --> 00:02:40,360 Watch out, bitches. 68 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:43,497 Here's Acid Betty, and I am from Brooklyn, New York. 69 00:02:43,498 --> 00:02:45,632 My drag style is completely over-the-top. 70 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:48,168 Basically, a drug trip without the drugs. 71 00:02:48,169 --> 00:02:50,470 I kind of want to run around. 72 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:52,806 The main bullet point of Acid Betty is she's a bitch. 73 00:02:52,807 --> 00:02:53,941 That's it. 74 00:02:53,942 --> 00:02:55,809 Even Bianca won't fuck with her. 75 00:02:55,810 --> 00:02:57,845 That's the T. 76 00:02:57,846 --> 00:03:00,314 Wait, I want to put my stink all over this place. 77 00:03:00,315 --> 00:03:02,349 I'm excited to be here. 78 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:06,053 Come on, like, before we all hate each other. 79 00:03:06,054 --> 00:03:07,821 Everybody say love? 80 00:03:09,791 --> 00:03:11,124 Good morning. 81 00:03:11,125 --> 00:03:14,361 I didn't realize this was happening today. 82 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:15,762 My name is Robbie Turner, 83 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:18,832 and I'm the kindest queen you'll ever meet. 84 00:03:18,833 --> 00:03:21,301 I'm trying to give old classic Hollywood. 85 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:24,872 Rita Hayworth hair, Jean Harlow robe. 86 00:03:24,873 --> 00:03:25,873 Gorgeous. 87 00:03:25,874 --> 00:03:28,509 Yes, Turnter Classic Movies. 88 00:03:28,510 --> 00:03:29,676 14 years of drag? 89 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:32,212 I know, can you imagine? I'm only 12. 90 00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:33,914 You don't look old. 91 00:03:33,915 --> 00:03:37,084 I know I don't. 92 00:03:38,653 --> 00:03:40,087 Yes! Oh! 93 00:03:40,088 --> 00:03:42,756 Yay! Oh, Kim Chi! 94 00:03:42,757 --> 00:03:45,125 I came to chop suey the competition. 95 00:03:45,126 --> 00:03:46,260 My name is Kim Chi, 96 00:03:46,261 --> 00:03:49,129 and I came here to destroy everyone... 97 00:03:49,130 --> 00:03:50,531 with my makeup. 98 00:03:50,532 --> 00:03:51,698 I'm known for crazy, 99 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:53,166 over-the-top, pure anime fantasy. 100 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:55,469 She's ani-major. 101 00:03:55,470 --> 00:03:58,105 Hi, I'm Naomi. This is beautiful. 102 00:03:58,106 --> 00:03:59,606 Seeing Kim Chi on Instagram 103 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:02,409 for so long, double-tapping everything, 104 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:04,044 I'm fucking starstruck. 105 00:04:04,045 --> 00:04:06,446 I want to go subtle with everything, so... 106 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:09,550 I may come across as shy because I'm soft-spoken, 107 00:04:09,551 --> 00:04:11,718 but... 108 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:15,589 donut come for me, because I'll destroy you. 109 00:04:15,590 --> 00:04:17,157 Get it, "donut"? 110 00:04:17,158 --> 00:04:20,861 I love her, but she ain't right in the head. 111 00:04:22,964 --> 00:04:24,531 Whoo! 112 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:28,802 Thorgy with a T-H and orgy, and I feel incredible. 113 00:04:28,803 --> 00:04:32,172 My name is Thorgy, and I'm 29 years old. 114 00:04:32,173 --> 00:04:36,343 I'm not 29 years old. Where did that come from? 115 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:39,079 I'm colorful, I'm fun, and I'm a fashion clown. 116 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:40,681 A-Thorable. 117 00:04:40,682 --> 00:04:42,683 O-M-baby Jesus. 118 00:04:42,684 --> 00:04:45,252 My drag style is kind of incredibly eclectic. 119 00:04:45,253 --> 00:04:46,520 I can be campy, 120 00:04:46,521 --> 00:04:48,088 but also I can be, like, fucking fierce. 121 00:04:48,089 --> 00:04:50,324 I'll take all of the above, please. 122 00:04:50,325 --> 00:04:53,660 Hi, guys! Fuck you, Thorgy. 123 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:56,163 I know Acid Betty very well. 124 00:04:56,164 --> 00:04:58,599 Lord, it's gonna be the shitshow. 125 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,534 She's gonna be a lot. She's gonna be extra. 126 00:05:00,535 --> 00:05:03,537 Oh, really? 127 00:05:03,538 --> 00:05:06,540 She's gonna be a diva. 128 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:10,811 Ooh! Girl. 129 00:05:10,812 --> 00:05:13,046 NY in the house. 130 00:05:13,047 --> 00:05:16,750 My name is Bob The Drag Queen, and I am 29 years old. 131 00:05:16,751 --> 00:05:18,852 My drag is funny. It's irreverent. 132 00:05:18,853 --> 00:05:21,622 What you see is what you get. 133 00:05:21,623 --> 00:05:23,090 My bodysuit says it all. 134 00:05:23,091 --> 00:05:26,059 Unt? Oh. 135 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,796 Yes! 136 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:32,699 Take it! Swim through! 137 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,134 Yeah! 138 00:05:34,135 --> 00:05:37,604 I'm hilarious, beautiful, talented, and humble. 139 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:38,739 Ha! 140 00:05:38,740 --> 00:05:39,706 How are you? Now just one more. 141 00:05:41,743 --> 00:05:44,811 The New York girls, they get really excited. 142 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:47,181 And they just talk over one another. 143 00:05:47,182 --> 00:05:48,448 Thorgy, you are-- Whoo! 144 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:51,952 Take it. Yeah, yeah, yeah! 145 00:05:51,953 --> 00:05:53,153 Too real. 146 00:05:53,154 --> 00:05:54,755 New York, New York, New York. 147 00:05:54,756 --> 00:05:56,857 If you can tuck it there, you'll tuck it anywhere. 148 00:05:56,858 --> 00:05:58,559 Maybe some of the other queens are, like, 149 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:01,795 resentful that there's so much New York City representation. 150 00:06:01,796 --> 00:06:03,730 There's a reason New York City has some of the best 151 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:05,299 drag queens in the world, 152 00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:06,733 and that is a fact. 153 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:09,536 This is a gag. The children don't even know. 154 00:06:11,406 --> 00:06:12,773 All right, ladies. 155 00:06:12,774 --> 00:06:14,842 Let's turn up the juice and see what shakes loose. 156 00:06:14,843 --> 00:06:17,044 Uh-oh, this is trouble. 157 00:06:17,045 --> 00:06:18,512 Don't say "Beetlejuice" three times. 158 00:06:18,513 --> 00:06:19,880 Too late. 159 00:06:19,881 --> 00:06:22,049 I'm Laila McQueen, and I'm 22 years old. 160 00:06:22,050 --> 00:06:25,452 Laila is like a whorey, quasi-rock star. 161 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:29,323 I don't want to say gothy, but, like, gothy. 162 00:06:29,324 --> 00:06:30,424 Yes, goth! 163 00:06:30,425 --> 00:06:32,059 Hi. Hi. 164 00:06:34,229 --> 00:06:35,495 You had the smart idea. 165 00:06:37,365 --> 00:06:41,902 I'm gonna tell you a story about flats. 166 00:06:41,903 --> 00:06:43,504 No. 167 00:06:43,505 --> 00:06:46,206 14 hours from now, we're all like, "Ugh, ow!" 168 00:06:46,207 --> 00:06:48,442 She's like Sketchers, it's the S. 169 00:06:54,082 --> 00:06:56,450 Laissez les bon temps rouler. 170 00:06:56,451 --> 00:06:57,985 What she said! 171 00:06:57,986 --> 00:07:00,220 My name is Chi Chi DeVayne, 172 00:07:00,221 --> 00:07:02,122 and I don't get ready, I stay ready. 173 00:07:02,123 --> 00:07:03,123 Okay, she cute. 174 00:07:03,124 --> 00:07:05,125 Oh! Hey! 175 00:07:05,126 --> 00:07:08,529 My drag is that real Southern 176 00:07:08,530 --> 00:07:10,764 dragged out style of drag. 177 00:07:10,765 --> 00:07:12,299 Creole fish. 178 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:14,234 It's like a whole nother level of drag right here. 179 00:07:14,235 --> 00:07:16,503 If you made it to "RuPaul's Drag Race," 180 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:17,604 you made it, honey. 181 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:19,606 Dirty South represent. 182 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:21,608 Well, I'm a cheap queen. 183 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:22,876 She's on a budget. 184 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:24,945 Um, I don't mean cheap. Resourceful. 185 00:07:24,946 --> 00:07:26,146 Yeah, resourceful. 186 00:07:26,147 --> 00:07:28,115 Chi Chi walked in in a trash bag. 187 00:07:28,116 --> 00:07:31,418 Chi Chi will take herself out in a trash bag. 188 00:07:31,419 --> 00:07:33,053 Hefty, Hefty, Hefty. 189 00:07:35,423 --> 00:07:37,057 It's Derrick, bitch. 190 00:07:37,058 --> 00:07:38,759 Ooh, hit me baby. 191 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,160 Yeah! 192 00:07:40,161 --> 00:07:42,763 My name is Derrick Barry. I'm 32 years old. 193 00:07:42,764 --> 00:07:45,465 I may look angelic, but I am not that innocent. 194 00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:47,100 I'm a Britney Spears impersonator. 195 00:07:47,101 --> 00:07:48,836 I impersonate her six nights a week 196 00:07:48,837 --> 00:07:50,404 on the Las Vegas Strip. 197 00:07:50,405 --> 00:07:52,739 I would love to believe 198 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,708 that I'm the best Britney in the world. 199 00:07:54,709 --> 00:07:56,643 That's what people say. 200 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:58,345 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 201 00:07:58,346 --> 00:08:00,080 Hey! How are you? 202 00:08:00,081 --> 00:08:01,682 Derrick Barry is huge competition. 203 00:08:01,683 --> 00:08:04,251 She is a quasi-celebrity. 204 00:08:04,252 --> 00:08:06,720 Okay, I want to know who else did this. 205 00:08:06,721 --> 00:08:09,523 Who else has been carb-free for two weeks? 206 00:08:14,362 --> 00:08:16,396 Hello, hello, hello. 207 00:08:20,201 --> 00:08:23,704 Beautiful. Welcome, ladies. 208 00:08:23,705 --> 00:08:25,205 Come through, hat! 209 00:08:25,206 --> 00:08:27,541 Now, are you ready to make herstory? 210 00:08:27,542 --> 00:08:29,042 all: Yes! 211 00:08:29,043 --> 00:08:31,845 Well, guess what? You already have. 212 00:08:31,846 --> 00:08:36,049 This is the 100th episode of "RuPaul's Drag Race." 213 00:08:36,050 --> 00:08:38,552 And they said it wouldn't last. 214 00:08:38,553 --> 00:08:41,054 Now, an occasion such as this 215 00:08:41,055 --> 00:08:45,325 demands to be acknowledged on an epic scale. 216 00:08:45,326 --> 00:08:47,594 So I've arranged a photo shoot 217 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:50,797 with some extra special guest stars. 218 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:53,066 The Barbie Twins? Ruth Bader Ginsburg? 219 00:08:53,067 --> 00:08:57,471 Ready for your close-up, because if you get upstaged, 220 00:08:57,472 --> 00:09:01,608 this 100th episode could be your last. 221 00:09:04,312 --> 00:09:08,415 Now, let's go. 222 00:09:08,416 --> 00:09:11,351 Whoo, baby, start them engines, because it's time for 223 00:09:11,352 --> 00:09:14,188 "RuPaul's Drag Race Season 8: RuVealed." 224 00:09:14,189 --> 00:09:16,290 Yes, honey, watch along with Ru and I 225 00:09:16,291 --> 00:09:19,593 as we dish and take you inside the dragster studio. 226 00:09:19,594 --> 00:09:22,095 Uh-huh, all will be revealed, honey, 227 00:09:22,096 --> 00:09:24,031 so jump in and hang on. 228 00:09:24,032 --> 00:09:27,034 May the best woman, best woman win 229 00:09:29,868 --> 00:09:31,503 Welcome back. Smile. 230 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:34,839 Time for our first challenge. 231 00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:39,978 Naysha Lopez, welcome, darling. 232 00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:43,081 In honor of our 100th episode, 233 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:46,251 I've gathered the champions of "RuPaul's Drag Race." 234 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,619 Legendary! 235 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:48,653 BeBe Zahara Benet. 236 00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:50,488 Tyra Sanchez. 237 00:09:50,489 --> 00:09:52,123 Raja. 238 00:09:52,124 --> 00:09:53,892 Sharon Needles. 239 00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:55,026 Boo. 240 00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:56,828 Chad Michaels. 241 00:09:56,829 --> 00:09:58,930 Jinkx Monsoon. 242 00:09:58,931 --> 00:09:59,931 Work! 243 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:02,000 Violet Chachki. 244 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:05,270 And Bianca Del Rio... 245 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:09,440 could not be here so we just hired a circus clown. 246 00:10:09,441 --> 00:10:11,576 The weird thing is, nobody could tell the difference. 247 00:10:11,577 --> 00:10:13,912 Now, for your first photo challenge, 248 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,780 we are going to take some photographs 249 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:18,016 with the great Mathu Andersen. 250 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:20,451 We're gonna find out if you have what it takes 251 00:10:20,452 --> 00:10:22,554 to stand amongst greatness. 252 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:23,555 Got it. 253 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:26,891 Faces on lock, and go. 254 00:10:26,892 --> 00:10:29,494 Body. Face. 255 00:10:29,495 --> 00:10:32,063 Why, she's covered in black cock. 256 00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:33,898 Sorry bout it. 257 00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:36,367 Queens of a feather stick together. 258 00:10:36,368 --> 00:10:38,670 Next, Bob The Drag Queen. 259 00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:40,205 Lil' Kim up in the house. 260 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:42,073 She's trying to keep it fresh and clean. 261 00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:44,309 Yeah, you got one more left. 262 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,077 I'll just looked shocked. 263 00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:47,612 I like her. She's silly. 264 00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:49,781 She's keeping it editorial, real and art. 265 00:10:49,782 --> 00:10:51,082 Yes. 266 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:54,986 Acid Betty, we will see if you have what it takes 267 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:58,590 to sit among the goddesses, all right? 268 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:01,426 Yes, RuPaul, very intimidating. 269 00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:03,862 Sitting next to these wannabe-ass drag queens. 270 00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:11,236 Well, you passed the acid test, Betty. 271 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,004 Come through, Kim Chi. 272 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:16,241 Yes, give me anim-azing. 273 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,710 Go big, Naomi Smalls. 274 00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:20,745 Oh, all of that right there. 275 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:22,847 Naomi Smalls looks really hot, 276 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:25,416 but she does have cliff hangers. 277 00:11:25,417 --> 00:11:26,618 You see her toes, like, 278 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,754 literally clinging onto the shoe. 279 00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:32,390 Boner killer. Wah, wah. 280 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,394 Robbie Turner. 281 00:11:37,796 --> 00:11:40,064 This sleeve happens to be in my light, darling. 282 00:11:40,065 --> 00:11:41,199 Well, you should move. 283 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,400 Rawr! 284 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,604 Know your place, bitch. Season eight winner. 285 00:11:46,605 --> 00:11:49,207 Season four winner. 286 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,775 Difference. 287 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:55,213 Gorgeous. Welcome to my home. 288 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:56,681 Thank you, darling. 289 00:11:56,682 --> 00:11:59,150 Sharon, did she try to come for you? 290 00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:01,286 Oh, yeah, she came for me. 291 00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:03,788 Next up, Thorgy Thor. 292 00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:07,225 It's time for a queen orgy, Thorgy. 293 00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,893 Whoo! 294 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,863 Looking good, feeling Thorgeous. 295 00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:13,898 Next up, Chi Chi DeVayne. 296 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,166 Nice. 297 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,001 Pose the house down. 298 00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:19,771 Dax ExclamationPoint. 299 00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:20,772 Get it. 300 00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:22,640 Take it to the Dax. 301 00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:24,809 Cynthia Lee Fontaine. 302 00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:25,810 Model for me. 303 00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:27,111 Esc醤dalo. 304 00:12:27,112 --> 00:12:29,247 You own everything. 305 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,449 Except for that sofa. It's a rental. 306 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,651 Laila McQueen. 307 00:12:33,652 --> 00:12:35,119 Oh, okay. 308 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:38,590 You remind me of a dog trying to get comfortable on the couch. 309 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,191 Everyone is so gorgeous, 310 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:42,727 and here I am looking like a Beetlejuice trash bag. 311 00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:45,163 Oh, my God. 312 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:48,399 She's like the Hamburglar scurrying around behind people. 313 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,767 I'm lovin' it. 314 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:50,935 Stripes, girl. 315 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:54,072 From Las Vegas, Nevada, Derrick Barry. 316 00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:55,907 That's it, make them your backup dancers. 317 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:56,908 Yes. 318 00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:58,076 This is the last shot. 319 00:12:58,077 --> 00:13:00,478 Hit me, baby, one more time. 320 00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:02,146 Oh, she's toxic. 321 00:13:02,147 --> 00:13:05,750 Girl, the season of Britney jokes has only just begun. 322 00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:08,653 A legendary design challenge from a past season. 323 00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:09,754 Ugh. 324 00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:12,257 Derrick Barry is not creative. 325 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,626 He will definitely have the hardest time. 326 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,595 Aww, leave Britney alone! Or don't. 327 00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:18,530 We'll be right back. 328 00:13:20,101 --> 00:13:21,235 Hey, we're back, 329 00:13:21,236 --> 00:13:22,904 but weren't those commercials great? 330 00:13:24,373 --> 00:13:27,441 Ladies, over the past 99 episodes, 331 00:13:27,442 --> 00:13:30,578 I'm sure you've yelled at your TV, 332 00:13:30,579 --> 00:13:33,514 "Girl, I coulda slayed that challenge." 333 00:13:33,515 --> 00:13:36,017 Now it's your chance to prove it. 334 00:13:36,018 --> 00:13:38,085 For this week's maxi challenge... 335 00:13:38,086 --> 00:13:40,054 Where my judges' table at? 336 00:13:40,055 --> 00:13:43,491 A legendary design challenge from a past season. 337 00:13:43,492 --> 00:13:45,793 It's your job to take the materials 338 00:13:45,794 --> 00:13:47,195 and make them your own. 339 00:13:47,196 --> 00:13:48,462 Now to assign the looks, 340 00:13:48,463 --> 00:13:51,165 I've chosen one of your names at random. 341 00:13:54,336 --> 00:13:55,636 Robbie Turner. 342 00:13:56,939 --> 00:13:58,339 Now, Robbie, you get to assign 343 00:13:58,340 --> 00:14:02,810 all the queens' looks and choose your own. 344 00:14:02,811 --> 00:14:06,280 It's time to bring back my girls. 345 00:14:06,281 --> 00:14:08,950 From season one, Shannel, 346 00:14:08,951 --> 00:14:12,286 presenting the Drag on a Dime thrift store challenge. 347 00:14:12,287 --> 00:14:14,455 Latrice Royale, 348 00:14:14,456 --> 00:14:19,227 presenting our Pride Float challenge from season four. 349 00:14:19,228 --> 00:14:21,462 Next, Violet Chachki, 350 00:14:21,463 --> 00:14:24,799 presenting the Money Ball from season three. 351 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,635 It's time to assign these three looks. 352 00:14:27,636 --> 00:14:30,738 All right, Robbie Turner, who gets Drag on a Dime? 353 00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:33,908 Naysha. Who gets Float Your Boat? 354 00:14:33,909 --> 00:14:34,909 Naomi. 355 00:14:34,910 --> 00:14:37,111 Who gets Money Ball? 356 00:14:37,112 --> 00:14:38,679 Acid Betty. 357 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:40,381 Psst, it's not real money. 358 00:14:40,382 --> 00:14:42,650 Next up, Jinkx Monsoon, 359 00:14:42,651 --> 00:14:46,420 presenting the Sugar Ball challenge from season five. 360 00:14:46,421 --> 00:14:48,389 Tyra Sanchez, 361 00:14:48,390 --> 00:14:53,394 presenting the Glitter Ball challenge from season six. 362 00:14:53,395 --> 00:14:54,695 Chad Michaels, 363 00:14:54,696 --> 00:14:57,798 presenting the Post Apocalyptic Couture challenge 364 00:14:57,799 --> 00:15:00,601 from season four. 365 00:15:00,602 --> 00:15:03,571 All right, Robbie, who gets Sugar Ball? 366 00:15:03,572 --> 00:15:06,207 Cynthia. Who gets Glitter Ball? 367 00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:07,942 Chi Chi. That's a good one. 368 00:15:07,943 --> 00:15:10,912 Who get Apocalyptic Couture? Laila. 369 00:15:10,913 --> 00:15:14,015 Doesn't she mean post apocaloptic--couture? 370 00:15:14,016 --> 00:15:18,419 Serving the Cake Couture challenge from season three. 371 00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:20,521 BeBe Zahara Benet 372 00:15:20,522 --> 00:15:23,791 presenting the Hair challenge from season three. 373 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:27,495 Well, Hello, Kitty. Hey, kitty girl. 374 00:15:27,496 --> 00:15:31,265 Hello Kitty Couture challenge from season seven. 375 00:15:31,266 --> 00:15:34,368 All right, Robbie, who gets Cake Couture? 376 00:15:34,369 --> 00:15:36,904 Thor-gy. Yes, it's Thorgy. 377 00:15:36,905 --> 00:15:39,373 Thorgy, fuck my life. 378 00:15:39,374 --> 00:15:41,075 Who gets Hair Ball? 379 00:15:41,076 --> 00:15:42,143 Kim Chi. 380 00:15:42,144 --> 00:15:45,546 And who gets Hello Kitty? 381 00:15:45,547 --> 00:15:47,048 Dax. 382 00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:48,149 Meow. 383 00:15:48,150 --> 00:15:49,817 Next up, Raven, 384 00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,719 presenting the Gone With the Window challenge 385 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,488 from season two. 386 00:15:53,489 --> 00:15:55,556 Next up, the Pit Crew... 387 00:15:55,557 --> 00:15:58,526 Oh, ho, ho, ho. 388 00:15:58,527 --> 00:16:00,027 From season three. 389 00:16:00,028 --> 00:16:02,396 Next, the bitch is back, 390 00:16:02,397 --> 00:16:04,599 and she brought Sharon Needles, 391 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:08,436 presenting the Bitch Ball challenge from season four. 392 00:16:08,437 --> 00:16:11,839 Okay, Robbie, who gets Gone With the Window? 393 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,075 Bob The Drag Queen. Yes. 394 00:16:14,076 --> 00:16:16,844 Who's gonna get a big Christmas package? 395 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:19,347 Derrick Barry. Yes. 396 00:16:19,348 --> 00:16:22,617 And, Robbie, does this mean you're going to be doing it 397 00:16:22,618 --> 00:16:24,785 doggy style? 398 00:16:24,786 --> 00:16:27,121 Can you believe I forget to pick a theme for myself? 399 00:16:27,122 --> 00:16:28,756 Guess who gets stuck with the poodle? 400 00:16:28,757 --> 00:16:30,391 It's a real doggy downer. 401 00:16:30,392 --> 00:16:34,162 Now if I've said this once, I've said it 100 times. 402 00:16:34,163 --> 00:16:35,563 Literally. 403 00:16:35,564 --> 00:16:39,367 Start your engines, and may the best woman win. 404 00:16:45,207 --> 00:16:46,374 Yeah! All right! 405 00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:49,277 Oh, my God. Let's do it. 406 00:16:49,278 --> 00:16:52,847 All right, this is kind of interesting. 407 00:16:52,848 --> 00:16:54,549 I'm super excited about this challenge 408 00:16:54,550 --> 00:16:56,217 because I've watched every episode, 409 00:16:56,218 --> 00:16:58,452 and I could kill any one of these challenges. 410 00:16:58,453 --> 00:16:59,987 Whoo, this is fun. 411 00:16:59,988 --> 00:17:01,222 We'll see. 412 00:17:01,223 --> 00:17:04,392 Oh, these are shitty bags. 413 00:17:04,393 --> 00:17:05,860 So I'm looking through my materials, 414 00:17:05,861 --> 00:17:07,862 and I realize that a lot of these things 415 00:17:07,863 --> 00:17:10,264 can't be made into clothing. 416 00:17:10,265 --> 00:17:12,200 Dog chew toys, ropes. 417 00:17:12,201 --> 00:17:14,569 You guys, I brought treats. Dog treats. 418 00:17:14,570 --> 00:17:16,971 It's just a couple of treats. 419 00:17:16,972 --> 00:17:18,673 Have you ever tasted one of those for real? 420 00:17:18,674 --> 00:17:21,976 Uh, paging Nomi and Cristal. 421 00:17:21,977 --> 00:17:25,213 You know, I'm from the South, we eat everything, honey. 422 00:17:25,214 --> 00:17:28,349 Possums, rats, raccoons. Possums? 423 00:17:28,350 --> 00:17:29,984 What did she call me? 424 00:17:29,985 --> 00:17:33,421 She's just country as fucking catfish sandwiches. 425 00:17:33,422 --> 00:17:35,056 She's like country. 426 00:17:35,057 --> 00:17:37,124 427 00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:40,094 There's so much stuff that I'm trying not to get overwhelmed, 428 00:17:40,095 --> 00:17:43,197 and, like, I got this and this and this and this and this. 429 00:17:43,198 --> 00:17:46,267 I don't do drag on a dime. 430 00:17:46,268 --> 00:17:48,603 I don't sew. I'm a pageant girl. 431 00:17:48,604 --> 00:17:51,072 I brought so many beautiful garments. 432 00:17:51,073 --> 00:17:52,573 I spend money. 433 00:17:52,574 --> 00:17:55,877 Make it work, bitch. Make it work. 434 00:17:58,447 --> 00:18:01,415 There is so much stuff to use. 435 00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:04,519 My theme for the challenge is The Queen Who Mopped Christmas. 436 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:07,889 Season 8 greetings. 437 00:18:07,890 --> 00:18:09,490 My strategy for this first challenge 438 00:18:09,491 --> 00:18:13,127 is to basically still come out with my Britney look. 439 00:18:13,128 --> 00:18:14,495 Like, I just want to add to it. 440 00:18:14,496 --> 00:18:16,430 So what kind of vibe are you going for? 441 00:18:16,431 --> 00:18:19,634 Like, this Christmas skirt. 442 00:18:19,635 --> 00:18:21,135 Like a tree skirt, 443 00:18:21,136 --> 00:18:25,907 but then I don't know how to finish a whole outfit. 444 00:18:25,908 --> 00:18:27,375 Girl. 445 00:18:27,376 --> 00:18:30,077 Derrick Barry is not creative, 446 00:18:30,078 --> 00:18:31,979 obviously 'cause he's impersonating someone else 447 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:32,980 his whole life. 448 00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,115 He will definitely have 449 00:18:34,116 --> 00:18:35,616 the hardest time with this challenge. 450 00:18:35,617 --> 00:18:37,919 And I'm like stuck on what to do for the top. 451 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:40,421 Santa baby, you better come quick. 452 00:18:40,422 --> 00:18:41,923 Coming up... 453 00:18:44,126 --> 00:18:46,460 My fucking panties just ripped. 454 00:18:46,461 --> 00:18:48,362 This some bullshit. 455 00:18:48,363 --> 00:18:50,731 I have no clue how she's gonna fix this outfit. 456 00:18:50,732 --> 00:18:52,366 I think she's done. 457 00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:54,368 Whew, it's gonna get tore up right after this. 458 00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,035 Welcome back. 459 00:18:57,036 --> 00:19:00,372 Runway number 100 dead ahead. 460 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,607 I actually do a lot of pageants, 461 00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:04,376 and I won this pageant. 462 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,611 It's an international pageant. It's called Miss Continental. 463 00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:09,347 And it is one of the most prestigious pageants. 464 00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:10,649 I've heard of it. 465 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,584 Yeah, so I'm a former Miss Continental. 466 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:13,818 That's awesome. Yeah. 467 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,453 I hate pageants. 468 00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:17,656 Girl, I've done, like, two pageants. 469 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,091 And you didn't win them, and that's why you hate pageants. 470 00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,092 Exactly. 471 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,427 I knew it. I knew it. 472 00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:24,162 That always happens to someone who don't win. 473 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,331 Bitch, I was robbed. 474 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:30,435 It just sucks that pageants get such a bad rap. 475 00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:32,938 I owe a whole lot of my work ethic 476 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:36,141 and who I am to pageant experiences. 477 00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:39,544 So, Derrick, how long you been doing Britney? 478 00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:42,414 I started on Halloween 2003. 479 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,215 And how long you been doing drag? 480 00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:46,384 Halloween 2003. 481 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,320 I've been doing Britney for 12 years, 482 00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,121 and I think a lot of the other girls 483 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,623 are not gonna think I can do anything else. 484 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:54,159 I have to prove that I can do more than Britney. 485 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,760 I find there's two breeds of queen. 486 00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,762 There's Halloween queens, and there's pride queens. 487 00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:58,997 I was a pride queen. Really? 488 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,333 I, like, started drag on Gay Pride wearing, 489 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,468 like, a shitty potato sack 490 00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:05,937 and a wig from, you know, who knows where. 491 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,072 Was that this Pride? 492 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,541 Ooh, I like her. 493 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,476 Oh you little bitch. 494 00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:13,511 Oh, Laila! 495 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,382 How long have you been doing drag? 496 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,917 I've been doing drag for two and a half years. 497 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,752 Does your family support your drag? 498 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,320 My family doesn't know that I do drag. 499 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:24,389 They don't know? Really? 500 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,857 No. At all? 501 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,959 Like, my mom thinks I'm a makeup artist. 502 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,362 Has your mother ever seen you in drag ever, 503 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,696 like pictures or anything? 504 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,198 Well, I've shown her pictures of me in drag 505 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,300 and she thinks they're, like, makeup jobs that I did. 506 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:36,501 She doesn't recognize that it's me. 507 00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:37,636 Stop. Really? 508 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:40,505 Yeah. Um, does she have a TV? 509 00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:43,508 Finding out that I do drag because growing up, 510 00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:46,378 I always felt like I could never be the model child 511 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:49,414 that all Asian mothers want. 512 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:52,017 I've already disappointed her so many times in her life. 513 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:55,987 She could even stop talking to me. 514 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,623 And... 515 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:04,496 And you know, I'm just scared of letting her down again. 516 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,472 Uh-oh. 517 00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:16,107 What's the matter, girl? Speak it out. 518 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,209 I go to put on my outfit and what happens? 519 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:21,379 Pop. My outfit has just ripped apart. 520 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,481 This some bullshit. 521 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:27,319 My fucking panties just ripped at the last second. 522 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,853 And it's all coming apart. 523 00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,589 This some bullshit. 524 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,057 Fuck. 525 00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:34,759 I am going into panic mode right now. 526 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,829 Girl, you cannot go home, not on the first day. 527 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:41,967 I want this so freaking bad. 528 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,335 Like, I'm so distraught, 529 00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:44,703 I don't even know what I'm doing now. 530 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:47,038 I have no clue how she's gonna fix this outfit. 531 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,340 I think she's done. 532 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:49,741 I hope you know the lip sync song, 533 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:52,410 'cause your outfit is crumbling before your hands. 534 00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:55,013 Listen, never count anybody out on this show. 535 00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:58,650 Whew! Tell 'em, Michelle. Here we go! 536 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:06,124 Cover girl, put the bass in your walk 537 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:10,662 Head to toe, let your whole body talk 538 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,364 And what. 539 00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:16,968 Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race." 540 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:20,038 Michelle Visage, happy 100th. 541 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,040 Happy birthday, gorgeous. 542 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,876 Style superstar, Carson Kressley. 543 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:26,912 You look amazing for 100. 544 00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:29,314 I know, I don't look a day over 95. 545 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:34,085 And the straight talking Ross Mathews. 546 00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:37,956 Now, on a scale of 1 to 100, how excited are you? 547 00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:40,659 Like, a dragzillion. 548 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:43,495 And the fabulous Nicole Richie. 549 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,497 Hey, kitty girl. Hi, gorge. 550 00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:47,666 Your dress is very "Wizard of Oz." 551 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:50,268 Are you a good witch or a bad witch? 552 00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:51,536 Or a sandwich. 553 00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,038 Now I'm thinking about a sandwich. 554 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:56,474 This week, our queens posed with Drag Race champions. 555 00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:57,709 And tonight, 556 00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,312 they're debuting their own creations 557 00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:02,447 based on a design challenge 558 00:23:02,448 --> 00:23:05,617 from the anals of "RuPaul's Drag Race." 559 00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:07,452 Michelle, did I say that right? 560 00:23:07,453 --> 00:23:09,788 Eh. Eh, close enough. 561 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:14,759 Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win. 562 00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:18,997 The realness 563 00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:21,633 First up, Acid Betty, Money Ball. 564 00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:23,301 Well, bitch better have my money. 565 00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:26,671 I do freaky drag, and I think I do it the best. 566 00:23:26,672 --> 00:23:29,074 The drag scene should not be homogenized. 567 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:32,244 Therefore, Acid Betty is here to represent. 568 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:34,913 Whoa, whoa, whoa, make it rain. 569 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:38,783 Cash is queen. I own everything. 570 00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:42,153 Bob The Drag Queen, Gone with The Window. 571 00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:44,356 Yes, honey, lead with the bag. 572 00:23:44,357 --> 00:23:45,824 I love it. 573 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:47,292 This outfit shows I have the ability 574 00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:48,860 to make a finished garment. 575 00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:53,531 The fabric is hideous, but the construction is everything. 576 00:23:53,532 --> 00:23:55,300 No shade, but that dress looks like 577 00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:56,868 it was made out of curtains. 578 00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:59,070 And does her carpet match the drapes? 579 00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:03,708 Dax ExclamationPoint, Hello Kitty. 580 00:24:03,709 --> 00:24:05,610 Hello, Herve Leger. 581 00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:08,446 Hello, Angeline. Meow. 582 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,514 This outfit is totally me. 583 00:24:09,515 --> 00:24:11,082 I love Hello Kitty. 584 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:13,285 Anything a 12-year-old Asian girl wants, I want it more. 585 00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:15,453 I do love a pink pussy. 586 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,655 It's better than a purple one. 587 00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:18,490 Why it got to be purple? 588 00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:21,893 Naysha Lopez, Drag on a Dime. 589 00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:23,528 Fashion sure is changing. 590 00:24:23,529 --> 00:24:26,631 I am serving Greek goddess. 591 00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:29,167 Face, body, glamour. 592 00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:31,469 Peek-a-Ru, I see you. Uh-huh. 593 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,139 A dress that makes cents. Not dollars. 594 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,308 Kim Chi, Hair Ball. 595 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:39,844 You got a little-- 596 00:24:39,845 --> 00:24:43,481 I've made a lion outfit inspired by Givenchy. 597 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,884 Yes, the lion stomps tonight. 598 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:47,185 A golden treasure. 599 00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:50,088 This outfit is big, grand, and conceptual. 600 00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:51,690 It's Kim Chi. 601 00:24:51,691 --> 00:24:53,858 She stepped that pussy up. Meow. 602 00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:57,162 Cynthia Lee Fontaine, Sugar Ball. 603 00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:58,863 Gumdrop it like it's hot. 604 00:24:58,864 --> 00:25:01,199 I feel like a goddess is at this moment. 605 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,868 It's sugar, az鷆ar. 606 00:25:03,869 --> 00:25:05,103 Are you ready for my cuckoo? 607 00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:07,706 Yeah. Yes. 608 00:25:07,707 --> 00:25:09,874 Now see, that's the real sugar right there. 609 00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:12,444 That's her sugar walls. Whoa! 610 00:25:12,445 --> 00:25:15,213 Naomi Smalls, Float Your Boat. 611 00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:17,716 Washington's cross-dressing the Delaware. 612 00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:20,719 She has my dream chest. Yeah. 613 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,488 I'm trying to give you '90s supermodel walk, 614 00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:25,824 and this boat is covering half of it. 615 00:25:25,825 --> 00:25:28,126 When I can finally step out of this boat, 616 00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:29,828 that's when the judges can really see 617 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:31,029 the true Naomi Smalls. 618 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,163 Land ho. 619 00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:34,165 I am giving you Naomi Campbell 620 00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:36,701 strutting down a Versace runway. 621 00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:37,836 That boat looks heavy. 622 00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:39,504 Aren't there any seamen to help her? 623 00:25:39,505 --> 00:25:41,172 The seamen are all below deck. 624 00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:42,641 Okay, y'all are just dirty. 625 00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:45,243 Chi Chi DeVayne, Glitter Ball. 626 00:25:45,244 --> 00:25:48,113 You know I always say, when life hands you disco balls... 627 00:25:48,114 --> 00:25:49,114 What do you do? 628 00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:50,849 You make an outfit. 629 00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:51,917 Yeah. 630 00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:53,184 After my little meltdown, 631 00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:54,753 I'm just gonna roll with the punches, 632 00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:58,423 and I'm really feeling this disco queen kind of vibe. 633 00:25:58,424 --> 00:25:59,824 It's a dream come true. 634 00:25:59,825 --> 00:26:02,694 Sparkle, Chi Chi, sparkle. 635 00:26:02,695 --> 00:26:05,430 Yes. Balls to the walls. 636 00:26:05,431 --> 00:26:08,533 Thorgy Thor, Red Velvet Cake Couture. 637 00:26:08,534 --> 00:26:11,102 This is feeling a little menstrual. 638 00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:12,771 I'm glad you said it, and I didn't. 639 00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:14,339 I don't wear gowns, 640 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:16,474 but for this challenge I just wanted to feel decadent, 641 00:26:16,475 --> 00:26:19,844 and I still kept with my cartoon hair, 642 00:26:19,845 --> 00:26:21,546 giving you cream cheese realness. 643 00:26:21,547 --> 00:26:23,448 Oh, happy birthday! 644 00:26:23,449 --> 00:26:26,918 Have her cake and serve it too. 645 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:29,888 Robbie Turner, Bitch Ball. 646 00:26:29,889 --> 00:26:31,222 Who let the dogs out? 647 00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:33,491 I love two bitches on a runway. 648 00:26:33,492 --> 00:26:36,461 I think I'm looking more like a sheep than a poodle. 649 00:26:36,462 --> 00:26:37,729 The dog is looking at me like, 650 00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:39,464 "Get me the fuck out of here." 651 00:26:39,465 --> 00:26:40,732 I'm looking at the dog like, 652 00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:42,500 "Get me the fuck out of here." 653 00:26:42,501 --> 00:26:43,768 This is not going well. 654 00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:45,804 I give this look about a canine out of ten. 655 00:26:45,805 --> 00:26:48,940 Uh-huh, she's spayed, and she's throwing shade. 656 00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:50,508 Both those bitches are over it. 657 00:26:50,509 --> 00:26:53,712 Derrick Barry, The Queen Who Mopped Christmas. 658 00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:54,980 Well, hey, y'all. 659 00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:56,648 I'm giving you Christmas in Vegas. 660 00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:58,016 I'm serving body, 661 00:26:58,017 --> 00:26:59,551 but I'm also giving comedy. 662 00:26:59,552 --> 00:27:01,920 Whoa! Ho, ho, ho. 663 00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:03,421 She's trimming her bush. 664 00:27:03,422 --> 00:27:05,523 Is that mistletoe or camel toe? 665 00:27:05,524 --> 00:27:07,058 Girl, I could see her urethra. 666 00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:08,526 She's putting the X back in Xmas. 667 00:27:08,527 --> 00:27:11,997 Yes, she is. Oops, she's doing it again. 668 00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:15,233 Laila McQueen, Apocalyptic Couture. 669 00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:18,570 Now, her pussy's not on fire, but her shoulder is. 670 00:27:18,571 --> 00:27:20,338 This look is classic Laila. 671 00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:22,207 I'm loving this cute little jacket I made. 672 00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:24,209 I'm giving you, like, a post-apocalyptic, 673 00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:25,710 like, devil commander, like, 674 00:27:25,711 --> 00:27:28,113 the world is over, and I'm here to take over. 675 00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:30,749 Laila McQueen, Beyond Thunderdome. 676 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,450 The realness 677 00:27:32,451 --> 00:27:33,785 Bam! Commercial time. 678 00:27:36,135 --> 00:27:38,504 Okay, my girls served chic, now we critique. 679 00:27:38,505 --> 00:27:39,872 Welcome, ladies. 680 00:27:39,873 --> 00:27:43,442 When I call your name, please step forward. 681 00:27:43,443 --> 00:27:45,678 Bob The Drag Queen. 682 00:27:45,679 --> 00:27:48,881 Dax ExclamationPoint. 683 00:27:48,882 --> 00:27:51,183 Cynthia Lee Fontaine. 684 00:27:51,184 --> 00:27:53,619 Chi Chi DeVayne. 685 00:27:53,620 --> 00:27:57,122 Thorgy Thor. 686 00:27:57,123 --> 00:28:00,426 You are all... 687 00:28:00,427 --> 00:28:01,927 Safe. Safe! 688 00:28:04,630 --> 00:28:07,733 Now, you may leave the stage. 689 00:28:07,734 --> 00:28:09,034 Bye-bye. 690 00:28:11,303 --> 00:28:16,208 Ladies, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week. 691 00:28:16,209 --> 00:28:17,609 You don't know them like that. 692 00:28:17,610 --> 00:28:20,245 Now it's time for the judges' critiques. 693 00:28:20,246 --> 00:28:21,780 Acid Betty. 694 00:28:21,781 --> 00:28:23,282 I love that you're different. 695 00:28:23,283 --> 00:28:25,451 Every inch was kind of covered with a thought. 696 00:28:25,452 --> 00:28:26,819 To me, that's what drag is about. 697 00:28:26,820 --> 00:28:28,520 And then the photo, 698 00:28:28,521 --> 00:28:30,322 you seem like you're a little bit more of the avant-garde, 699 00:28:30,323 --> 00:28:33,325 artsy, like, you're giving me Tunnel 1993. 700 00:28:33,326 --> 00:28:35,260 I was there. I might've seen you there. 701 00:28:35,261 --> 00:28:37,129 You might've. Great job. 702 00:28:37,130 --> 00:28:39,865 Next up, Naysha Lopez. 703 00:28:39,866 --> 00:28:41,166 You're gorgeous. Thank you. 704 00:28:41,167 --> 00:28:43,202 You're giving me Eva Longoria, Miss America. 705 00:28:43,203 --> 00:28:44,870 I think, Naysha, you're beautiful, 706 00:28:44,871 --> 00:28:46,505 but when you're part of an ensemble photo, 707 00:28:46,506 --> 00:28:47,706 you really want to stand out. 708 00:28:47,707 --> 00:28:49,708 The dark hair and the dark top, 709 00:28:49,709 --> 00:28:51,276 I don't think it works in this picture. 710 00:28:51,277 --> 00:28:53,212 That big gold piece just makes you look thick, 711 00:28:53,213 --> 00:28:55,447 and I just don't think it looks good. 712 00:28:55,448 --> 00:28:58,050 This is actually the first garment I've ever made. 713 00:28:58,051 --> 00:29:01,387 I don't really sew. 714 00:29:01,388 --> 00:29:03,789 All right, well, thank you very much. 715 00:29:03,790 --> 00:29:06,425 Next up, Kim Chi. Hi. 716 00:29:06,426 --> 00:29:08,627 Your photo, it's pretty fabulous. 717 00:29:08,628 --> 00:29:10,396 And I really like your runway look. 718 00:29:10,397 --> 00:29:11,563 You were giving me, like, 719 00:29:11,564 --> 00:29:13,899 this Cowardly Lion anime ferociousness. 720 00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:15,134 I think it totally worked. 721 00:29:15,135 --> 00:29:16,802 All right, lion queen. 722 00:29:16,803 --> 00:29:17,903 Benefit of the doubt and say 723 00:29:17,904 --> 00:29:20,139 the walk was a character choice. 724 00:29:20,140 --> 00:29:21,540 In my personal eyes, I'm an anime character 725 00:29:21,541 --> 00:29:23,175 who works as a high fashion model. 726 00:29:23,176 --> 00:29:24,543 You're just a total nerd. 727 00:29:24,544 --> 00:29:27,279 I am. I love that. 728 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:30,282 And by the way, I like that you kept your areolas bald. 729 00:29:30,283 --> 00:29:32,718 The breasts are the windows to the soul, for sure. 730 00:29:32,719 --> 00:29:35,387 Man, she is so wise. 731 00:29:35,388 --> 00:29:37,389 Next up, Naomi Smalls. 732 00:29:37,390 --> 00:29:40,959 I love that you are rocking a boy chest. 733 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:44,330 You're giving me like, '70s "Studio 54." 734 00:29:44,331 --> 00:29:46,632 The Pride Float was beautifully decorated, 735 00:29:46,633 --> 00:29:48,500 but it became really cumbersome. 736 00:29:48,501 --> 00:29:50,102 And I almost saw you thinking, 737 00:29:50,103 --> 00:29:54,406 "I have to get back in that boat and strap it on." 738 00:29:54,407 --> 00:29:56,175 And I'm saying that about the boat. 739 00:29:56,176 --> 00:29:58,010 Yeah, I know, how many times have you said that in your life? 740 00:29:58,011 --> 00:29:59,178 Girl. Yeah. 741 00:29:59,179 --> 00:30:01,447 But the picture. Hello? 742 00:30:01,448 --> 00:30:02,681 And it's a big butt. Bam! 743 00:30:02,682 --> 00:30:04,049 I believe they call that serving it. 744 00:30:04,050 --> 00:30:05,651 Okay. 745 00:30:05,652 --> 00:30:07,519 That needs to come through with everything that you do, 746 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,589 whether you're dragging a 50-pound boat with you or not. 747 00:30:10,590 --> 00:30:12,758 Next up, Robbie Turner. 748 00:30:12,759 --> 00:30:14,293 Your photo, I loved, 749 00:30:14,294 --> 00:30:16,528 because you're giving me kind of funny glamour there. 750 00:30:16,529 --> 00:30:18,230 And now, the bad news. 751 00:30:18,231 --> 00:30:19,665 Fur? It's like a fringe. 752 00:30:19,666 --> 00:30:22,568 Fringy kind of carpety-looking stuff. 753 00:30:22,569 --> 00:30:24,903 You're literally a blob. 754 00:30:24,904 --> 00:30:27,706 We lose all shape, and from the side, it's even worse. 755 00:30:27,707 --> 00:30:29,541 And you got to choose your challenge. 756 00:30:29,542 --> 00:30:32,745 I actually forgot that I-- to choose one for myself. 757 00:30:32,746 --> 00:30:35,581 I didn't have my '40s dress pattern, 758 00:30:35,582 --> 00:30:37,149 but I was trying to figure it out. 759 00:30:37,150 --> 00:30:40,686 So, it was like a series of misfortunate events. 760 00:30:40,687 --> 00:30:41,987 Ain't nobody gonna talk about the fact 761 00:30:41,988 --> 00:30:45,224 that she is holding a bag of dog doo? 762 00:30:45,225 --> 00:30:47,493 Next up, Derrick Barry. 763 00:30:47,494 --> 00:30:49,361 Your look tonight, it's adorable. 764 00:30:49,362 --> 00:30:51,664 I will say it's pretty simple. 765 00:30:51,665 --> 00:30:53,298 I like the comedic moment 766 00:30:53,299 --> 00:30:55,000 where you trimmed your holiday bush. 767 00:30:55,001 --> 00:30:56,568 And then your photo, 768 00:30:56,569 --> 00:30:57,903 like, everyone in this photo 769 00:30:57,904 --> 00:30:59,772 looks like they're your backup dancers, 770 00:30:59,773 --> 00:31:00,973 and you're the star. 771 00:31:00,974 --> 00:31:02,708 Wow. We've seen Britney now. 772 00:31:02,709 --> 00:31:04,777 My personal challenge to you 773 00:31:04,778 --> 00:31:07,279 is to show me everything else but Britney. 774 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,381 Gimme--gimme more. 775 00:31:09,382 --> 00:31:11,083 I do want to see more of it, 776 00:31:11,084 --> 00:31:13,719 but we do want to see other things. 777 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,788 Up next, Laila McQueen. 778 00:31:15,789 --> 00:31:17,456 Hi, Laila. Hey, bitch. 779 00:31:17,457 --> 00:31:18,657 I love the shoulder detail. 780 00:31:18,658 --> 00:31:19,758 Did you sew that? 781 00:31:19,759 --> 00:31:21,060 I sewed the jacket, yes. 782 00:31:21,061 --> 00:31:22,695 That's pretty impressive. Thank you. 783 00:31:22,696 --> 00:31:26,298 But I felt like the bottom half was just a cop out. 784 00:31:26,299 --> 00:31:28,701 To me, it's just like, Wynonna Judd opened the oven 785 00:31:28,702 --> 00:31:30,135 too quickly and got a little, like, you know, 786 00:31:30,136 --> 00:31:32,304 burnt on the outside. 787 00:31:32,305 --> 00:31:36,008 In the picture, we lose you crumpling up into a ball. 788 00:31:36,009 --> 00:31:37,943 You're with all these kind of legendary people, 789 00:31:37,944 --> 00:31:40,946 and it's almost like your body's saying "I'm not worthy." 790 00:31:40,947 --> 00:31:43,115 Do you think that your missteps 791 00:31:43,116 --> 00:31:45,451 would warrant you in the bottom? 792 00:31:45,452 --> 00:31:47,353 I don't think that I am 793 00:31:47,354 --> 00:31:48,687 the least put together. 794 00:31:48,688 --> 00:31:50,522 Who do you think is the least put together? 795 00:31:50,523 --> 00:31:53,759 I think Naomi. Her look is very plain. 796 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,862 Do you agree with that, Naomi? 797 00:31:56,863 --> 00:32:00,699 No. I tried to take something that was from a past season 798 00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:04,269 and make it new and fresh. 799 00:32:04,270 --> 00:32:06,405 Well, thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough. 800 00:32:06,406 --> 00:32:08,874 While you untuck backstage, 801 00:32:08,875 --> 00:32:12,177 the judges and I will deliberate. 802 00:32:12,178 --> 00:32:14,713 All right now, just between us squirrel friends, 803 00:32:14,714 --> 00:32:15,881 what do you think? 804 00:32:15,882 --> 00:32:18,050 Let's start with Acid Betty. 805 00:32:18,051 --> 00:32:20,986 In the photo, she looks great, but she is this punk girl. 806 00:32:20,987 --> 00:32:22,421 Like, give me a little screaming... 807 00:32:22,422 --> 00:32:24,356 Ahh! Tongue out punkness. 808 00:32:24,357 --> 00:32:27,059 I don't hate her photo, and like her name implies, 809 00:32:27,060 --> 00:32:29,128 she's kind of a trip, and she's a little East Village. 810 00:32:29,129 --> 00:32:31,730 Well, you know, I did a lot of antacid in the '60s, 811 00:32:31,731 --> 00:32:34,967 and I think that Acid Betty really represents that. 812 00:32:36,236 --> 00:32:39,071 Alright, Naysha Lopez. 813 00:32:39,072 --> 00:32:41,974 Her photo, unfortunately, I think she got lost. 814 00:32:41,975 --> 00:32:43,876 And also, don't stand on that stage 815 00:32:43,877 --> 00:32:45,377 and tell us it's the first dress you made. 816 00:32:45,378 --> 00:32:47,579 I mean, this is not the place you make your first dress. 817 00:32:47,580 --> 00:32:50,616 You make your first dress when you've learned that 818 00:32:50,617 --> 00:32:51,917 you're gonna come on the show. 819 00:32:51,918 --> 00:32:53,385 Or you make them when your mom's at work, 820 00:32:53,386 --> 00:32:54,987 and you're in the sixth grade. 821 00:32:54,988 --> 00:32:57,222 Chile, we have all been there. 822 00:32:57,223 --> 00:33:00,059 All right, next up, Kim Chi. 823 00:33:00,060 --> 00:33:01,860 I love the photograph. 824 00:33:01,861 --> 00:33:03,362 She was kind of the queen of the castle 825 00:33:03,363 --> 00:33:04,863 in this anime jungle. 826 00:33:04,864 --> 00:33:06,865 Everything about her tonight made me happy, 827 00:33:06,866 --> 00:33:09,101 except for that lumbering walk. 828 00:33:09,102 --> 00:33:10,336 Right, because she was serving a little bit 829 00:33:10,337 --> 00:33:11,337 of Sasquatch on the runway. 830 00:33:11,338 --> 00:33:12,571 Sasquatch that walk. 831 00:33:12,572 --> 00:33:14,006 You can say Yeti that walk. 832 00:33:14,007 --> 00:33:17,042 Yeti that walk. 833 00:33:17,043 --> 00:33:20,112 Next up, Naomi Smalls. 834 00:33:20,113 --> 00:33:22,314 All I saw was a really tiny thing 835 00:33:22,315 --> 00:33:24,350 lumbering with a heavy ass boat. 836 00:33:24,351 --> 00:33:26,318 Sorry boat it. 837 00:33:26,319 --> 00:33:28,253 Contrast of her like, fumbling with the boat. 838 00:33:28,254 --> 00:33:30,155 It's like a cartoon of an ant 839 00:33:30,156 --> 00:33:32,458 carrying a giant piece of cheese. 840 00:33:32,459 --> 00:33:33,592 Well, that's the picture of the day. 841 00:33:33,593 --> 00:33:35,294 It says, "bow down, bitches." 842 00:33:35,295 --> 00:33:37,229 If she doesn't bring the photo her 843 00:33:37,230 --> 00:33:40,265 to this her, to me, she's gone. 844 00:33:40,266 --> 00:33:42,267 Moving on down to Robbie Turner. 845 00:33:42,268 --> 00:33:44,370 This look in her photo is probably her go-to look. 846 00:33:44,371 --> 00:33:47,139 It's that Carole Lombard meets Carol Burnett. 847 00:33:47,140 --> 00:33:49,708 But what we saw today was basic. 848 00:33:49,709 --> 00:33:51,143 She said she forgot to choose 849 00:33:51,144 --> 00:33:52,845 a category for herself. 850 00:33:52,846 --> 00:33:54,947 If she put any creativity into that, 851 00:33:54,948 --> 00:33:56,181 she could've turned it out. 852 00:33:56,182 --> 00:33:57,416 And that's a shame, because I like 853 00:33:57,417 --> 00:33:58,550 what I saw in the picture. 854 00:33:58,551 --> 00:34:00,319 A doggone shame, I'd say. 855 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:01,620 Her Britney is amazing. 856 00:34:01,621 --> 00:34:02,988 We know he can nail the Britney thing. 857 00:34:02,989 --> 00:34:04,490 I mean, the photo was phenomenal. 858 00:34:04,491 --> 00:34:06,625 I'm glad she brought it the first episode. 859 00:34:06,626 --> 00:34:09,361 Now bring Derrick Barry to the table. 860 00:34:09,362 --> 00:34:11,163 Laila McQueen. 861 00:34:11,164 --> 00:34:12,898 She did the most basic bottom half to that. 862 00:34:12,899 --> 00:34:14,366 I expect so much more. 863 00:34:14,367 --> 00:34:17,736 This is season eight, and the bar has been raised so high. 864 00:34:17,737 --> 00:34:20,406 There was just nothing standing out for me. 865 00:34:20,407 --> 00:34:23,175 The worst picture of the week, by far. 866 00:34:23,176 --> 00:34:24,576 Youch! 867 00:34:24,577 --> 00:34:25,878 Interesting because she is an artist. 868 00:34:25,879 --> 00:34:28,180 That warrants a second chance to me. 869 00:34:28,181 --> 00:34:29,615 Silence. 870 00:34:29,616 --> 00:34:31,150 I've made my decision. 871 00:34:31,151 --> 00:34:33,319 Whose look gets the hook? 872 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,553 Find out after this. 873 00:34:36,501 --> 00:34:38,436 Oh, my sweet gherkins. 874 00:34:38,437 --> 00:34:39,904 It's time. 875 00:34:39,905 --> 00:34:42,807 Welcome back, ladies. I've made some decisions. 876 00:34:44,743 --> 00:34:48,346 Acid Betty... 877 00:34:48,347 --> 00:34:49,380 you're safe. 878 00:34:49,381 --> 00:34:50,715 Thank you. 879 00:34:50,716 --> 00:34:53,885 But does she have change for a 20? 880 00:34:53,886 --> 00:34:59,324 Kim Chi, your photo and main stage presentation 881 00:34:59,325 --> 00:35:01,459 wigged us out. 882 00:35:03,127 --> 00:35:05,930 Condragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge. 883 00:35:05,931 --> 00:35:08,466 No T, Ms. Chi, whoopee! 884 00:35:08,467 --> 00:35:13,872 You've won $3,000 from selfieonastick.com. 885 00:35:13,873 --> 00:35:17,342 The original and the best selfie on a stick. 886 00:35:17,343 --> 00:35:20,645 Say hi, everybody. Cheese. 887 00:35:20,646 --> 00:35:23,581 Bitch, I just won $3,000. 888 00:35:23,582 --> 00:35:26,417 This win means I have a place in this competition, 889 00:35:26,418 --> 00:35:28,553 and I am a force to be reckoned with. 890 00:35:30,623 --> 00:35:33,858 Derrick Barry, you're safe. 891 00:35:33,859 --> 00:35:35,426 Thank you. 892 00:35:35,427 --> 00:35:39,097 Naomi Smalls, you're safe. 893 00:35:39,098 --> 00:35:43,201 Fun fact, Naomi backwards spells I moan. 894 00:35:45,169 --> 00:35:49,107 Naysha Lopez, you are gorgeous, but... 895 00:35:49,108 --> 00:35:50,909 Thank you. 896 00:35:50,910 --> 00:35:55,513 The judges felt shortchanged by your Drag on a Dime. 897 00:35:55,514 --> 00:35:57,882 898 00:35:57,883 --> 00:36:00,184 I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination. 899 00:36:00,185 --> 00:36:02,320 Naysha, please. Ugh! 900 00:36:02,321 --> 00:36:05,189 I am absolutely gagging. 901 00:36:05,190 --> 00:36:07,292 I don't deserve to be in the bottom two. 902 00:36:07,293 --> 00:36:09,027 You have some queen 903 00:36:09,028 --> 00:36:11,796 rocking this $5 dress. 904 00:36:11,797 --> 00:36:13,898 I don't get it. 905 00:36:13,899 --> 00:36:17,802 Robbie Turner, your photo was iconic, 906 00:36:17,803 --> 00:36:21,339 but on the main stage, you screwed the pooch. 907 00:36:21,340 --> 00:36:22,507 Ru? 908 00:36:22,508 --> 00:36:27,045 Laila McQueen, you are an edgy artist, 909 00:36:27,046 --> 00:36:30,381 but your photo and your Post Apocalyptic Couture 910 00:36:30,382 --> 00:36:33,084 were not earth-shattering. 911 00:36:35,186 --> 00:36:36,821 Robbie Turner... 912 00:36:41,859 --> 00:36:44,762 You're safe. 913 00:36:44,763 --> 00:36:46,331 Oh. All right. 914 00:36:46,332 --> 00:36:48,266 Wow. 915 00:36:50,001 --> 00:36:52,403 Laila McQueen, I'm sorry, my dear, 916 00:36:52,404 --> 00:36:54,772 but you are up for elimination. 917 00:36:54,773 --> 00:36:57,008 My heart drops, but I'm not gonna be 918 00:36:57,009 --> 00:36:58,443 the first one to go home. 919 00:36:58,444 --> 00:37:01,946 I'm gonna do every kind of quasi-gimmick I have. 920 00:37:01,947 --> 00:37:04,649 Two queens stand before me. 921 00:37:04,650 --> 00:37:07,685 Ladies, this is your last chance 922 00:37:07,686 --> 00:37:09,220 to impress me 923 00:37:09,221 --> 00:37:11,222 and save yourself 924 00:37:11,223 --> 00:37:12,824 from elimination. 925 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,961 The time has come... 926 00:37:16,962 --> 00:37:18,997 For you to lip-synch 927 00:37:18,998 --> 00:37:22,567 for your life. 928 00:37:22,568 --> 00:37:24,903 Yas! Season 8 light cues. 929 00:37:24,904 --> 00:37:26,604 Good luck, 930 00:37:26,605 --> 00:37:29,240 and don't fuck it up. 931 00:37:36,248 --> 00:37:39,884 I stand here waiting for you 932 00:37:39,885 --> 00:37:41,753 To bang the gong 933 00:37:41,754 --> 00:37:44,188 Speaking of Lady Gaga, I was on her holiday 934 00:37:44,189 --> 00:37:47,759 Muppet TV special, and I've never seen in my life 935 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,061 that many costume options. 936 00:37:50,062 --> 00:37:53,798 If only fame had an I.V., baby 937 00:37:53,799 --> 00:37:56,768 Could I bear 938 00:37:56,769 --> 00:37:59,270 Being away from you 939 00:37:59,271 --> 00:38:02,373 I found the vein, put it in here 940 00:38:02,374 --> 00:38:05,777 I live for the applause, applause, applause 941 00:38:05,778 --> 00:38:07,679 I live for the applause-plause 942 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,247 Live for the applause-plause 943 00:38:09,248 --> 00:38:13,017 Live for the way that you cheer and scream for me 944 00:38:13,018 --> 00:38:15,954 The applause, applause, applause 945 00:38:15,955 --> 00:38:17,322 946 00:38:17,323 --> 00:38:19,157 Give me the thing that I love 947 00:38:19,158 --> 00:38:20,625 Turn the lights on 948 00:38:20,626 --> 00:38:22,594 Put your hands up, make them touch 949 00:38:22,595 --> 00:38:24,996 Make it real loud 950 00:38:24,997 --> 00:38:27,799 Naysha is always giving like, beautiful, sexy, 951 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,935 J.Lo bombshell, I feel it. 952 00:38:30,936 --> 00:38:32,270 Ooh 953 00:38:32,271 --> 00:38:34,606 Touch, touch 954 00:38:34,607 --> 00:38:35,640 Ooh 955 00:38:35,641 --> 00:38:37,175 Touch, touch 956 00:38:37,176 --> 00:38:40,311 Laila is giving you sex on a stick, and it's awesome. 957 00:38:40,312 --> 00:38:41,913 She is looking so good right now 958 00:38:41,914 --> 00:38:43,481 throwing her body all over the floor. 959 00:38:43,482 --> 00:38:46,751 I live for the applause, applause, applause 960 00:38:46,752 --> 00:38:51,756 I live for the applause, applause, applause 961 00:38:51,757 --> 00:38:53,892 The secret to keeping a wig on so you can do that 962 00:38:53,893 --> 00:38:56,060 is spirit gum plus bobby pins. 963 00:38:56,061 --> 00:39:01,599 Make them touch, touch 964 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:05,003 Put your hands up, make them touch, touch 965 00:39:05,004 --> 00:39:07,438 A-R-T-P-O-P 966 00:39:07,439 --> 00:39:10,375 Good job! 967 00:39:15,380 --> 00:39:18,449 Ladies, I've made my decision. 968 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:26,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 969 00:39:28,794 --> 00:39:32,230 Laila McQueen, shantay, you stay. 970 00:39:32,231 --> 00:39:35,600 Truly, the first cut is always the deepest. 971 00:39:35,601 --> 00:39:37,502 You may join the other girls. 972 00:39:37,503 --> 00:39:39,904 Thank you. 973 00:39:39,905 --> 00:39:41,272 Naysha Lopez, 974 00:39:41,273 --> 00:39:43,608 out of 100 queens, 975 00:39:43,609 --> 00:39:46,744 you are by far one of the most beautiful 976 00:39:46,745 --> 00:39:48,146 to grace the stage. 977 00:39:48,147 --> 00:39:49,581 Thank you, Ru. 978 00:39:49,582 --> 00:39:52,517 And I'm sorry to see you go so soon. 979 00:39:52,518 --> 00:39:54,419 I'm sorry that I wasn't able to show you 980 00:39:54,420 --> 00:39:56,054 everything that I had to offer. 981 00:39:56,055 --> 00:39:58,823 Thank you, Ru, for this opportunity. 982 00:39:58,824 --> 00:40:02,427 Thank you. Now, sashay away. 983 00:40:02,428 --> 00:40:04,429 Love you, beauty. 984 00:40:10,201 --> 00:40:13,538 I am first to go, and I feel like I didn't let Ru see 985 00:40:13,539 --> 00:40:17,809 what I'm all about because there's so much more to me. 986 00:40:17,810 --> 00:40:20,812 Ru, I want to thank you for the platform 987 00:40:20,813 --> 00:40:22,013 that you have given me 988 00:40:22,014 --> 00:40:24,382 because not everyone appreciates it. 989 00:40:24,383 --> 00:40:26,017 I thank you for that 990 00:40:26,018 --> 00:40:28,586 from the bottom of my heart. 991 00:40:31,589 --> 00:40:33,791 Well, condragulations, ladies. 992 00:40:33,792 --> 00:40:36,261 And remember, if you can't love yourself, 993 00:40:36,262 --> 00:40:38,396 how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? 994 00:40:38,397 --> 00:40:39,764 Can I get an "amen" in here? 995 00:40:39,765 --> 00:40:41,032 all: Amen. 996 00:40:41,033 --> 00:40:43,568 All right, now let the music play. 997 00:40:43,569 --> 00:40:44,936 Oh, my gag! 998 00:40:44,937 --> 00:40:47,572 First episode up, first queen down. 999 00:40:47,573 --> 00:40:50,909 And next week, we start another 100 episodes. 1000 00:40:50,910 --> 00:40:53,111 And it's gonna be pitch perfect. 1001 00:40:53,112 --> 00:40:54,579 Watch. 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