1 00:00:07,333 --> 00:00:08,500 - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race"... 2 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:09,967 - If I want to do ratchet drag next week, 3 00:00:09,967 --> 00:00:11,367 can you give me any tips? 4 00:00:11,367 --> 00:00:12,867 - If you want to do, like, memorable drag next week, 5 00:00:12,867 --> 00:00:13,867 I can give you some tips. 6 00:00:13,867 --> 00:00:14,967 [all gasping] 7 00:00:14,967 --> 00:00:16,367 - Your intentions weren't to hurt? 8 00:00:16,367 --> 00:00:17,667 - No, they weren't to hurt. If I wanted to hurt you, 9 00:00:17,667 --> 00:00:20,233 you'd be crying right now, bitch. 10 00:00:20,233 --> 00:00:23,400 - You need to create original drag couture 11 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:26,700 inspired by the wonderful "Wizard of Oz." 12 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:28,033 - It's working? - Yeah, it's done. 13 00:00:28,033 --> 00:00:29,200 - What? 14 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,667 Do something more to your outfit, 15 00:00:30,667 --> 00:00:32,567 because it doesn't look that great. 16 00:00:32,567 --> 00:00:34,000 - I'm ready for that Chipotle. 17 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,600 [laughs] 18 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,433 - Robbie and Hedda Turner. 19 00:00:37,433 --> 00:00:39,967 - Bustles can be flattering when they're on a big gown. 20 00:00:39,967 --> 00:00:43,033 This looks like just a bunch of ruched up fabric stuck. 21 00:00:43,033 --> 00:00:45,033 - Derrick and Tara Barry. 22 00:00:45,033 --> 00:00:46,533 - I did sew everything on here. 23 00:00:46,533 --> 00:00:48,167 - It's a piece of fabric. 24 00:00:48,167 --> 00:00:50,200 - Everyone should take a look at Naomi right now. 25 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,133 This is how you win this competition. 26 00:00:52,133 --> 00:00:53,300 - [laughs] 27 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:55,867 - Who deserves to click their heels 28 00:00:55,867 --> 00:00:57,933 and go back to Kansas? - Derrick. 29 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,400 - Derrick. - Derrick as well. 30 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:00,700 - I think in this competition 31 00:01:00,700 --> 00:01:02,300 you have to apply every single second, 32 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:06,067 and I'm here to win, so people like Chi Chi piss me off. 33 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:07,800 - Naomi Smalls, you are the winner 34 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,867 of this week's challenge. 35 00:01:09,867 --> 00:01:13,667 Derrick Barry, shantay, you stay. 36 00:01:13,667 --> 00:01:16,467 Robbie Turner, sashay away. 37 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:21,600 [smooth music] 38 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:25,933 * 39 00:01:25,933 --> 00:01:27,300 - Oh, 40 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:29,133 no more chicken wings. 41 00:01:29,133 --> 00:01:32,400 - That was an emotional one. 42 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:35,500 This has been such a rocky road for me. 43 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:36,933 I know there's at least three queens 44 00:01:36,933 --> 00:01:39,067 in the room that want to see me go home. 45 00:01:39,067 --> 00:01:42,533 [sighs] 46 00:01:42,533 --> 00:01:43,767 Oh. 47 00:01:43,767 --> 00:01:45,100 - You broke down, girl, at the end. 48 00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:46,600 - That monologue. - You were like, 49 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:49,300 "Oh, my God, thank you for the Academy Award." 50 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:51,100 - You don't understand how long it was. 51 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:53,067 - This is the most emotional roller coaster 52 00:01:53,067 --> 00:01:54,067 I've ever been on. 53 00:01:54,067 --> 00:01:55,300 It's such a struggle 54 00:01:55,300 --> 00:01:56,867 for me to be around such creative people. 55 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:59,067 And it just crumbled down on me today. 56 00:01:59,067 --> 00:02:01,667 And I'm like, "I know the 'I'm a slave for you' dance." 57 00:02:01,667 --> 00:02:02,833 [sobs] 58 00:02:02,833 --> 00:02:03,867 I'm so sorry. 59 00:02:03,867 --> 00:02:04,867 * 60 00:02:04,867 --> 00:02:05,867 [sniffles] 61 00:02:05,867 --> 00:02:07,833 May I leave the stage now? 62 00:02:07,833 --> 00:02:08,800 [laughter] 63 00:02:10,900 --> 00:02:12,133 - Chi Chi, how are you feeling? 64 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:14,133 You got emotional on the runway today too. 65 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:17,467 - It's just hard when your hard work doesn't come across. 66 00:02:17,467 --> 00:02:20,467 I feel like you guys don't look at me 67 00:02:20,467 --> 00:02:22,100 as if I'm trying hard enough, 68 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,967 when it's not that. 69 00:02:23,967 --> 00:02:27,233 - Chi Chi will never recover from this bad decision. 70 00:02:27,233 --> 00:02:29,933 I will never forget that she wasted our time yesterday. 71 00:02:29,933 --> 00:02:32,867 - I just feel misunderstood. 72 00:02:32,867 --> 00:02:34,733 - Clearly, Chi Chi is the next to go 73 00:02:34,733 --> 00:02:35,833 and Derrick's the next to go. 74 00:02:35,833 --> 00:02:37,200 - Oh, man. 75 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,400 - Either one of them, who cares? 76 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:39,433 They're the next to go. 77 00:02:39,433 --> 00:02:42,100 [dramatic music] 78 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:43,800 [car engine starts] - * RuPaul Drag Race 79 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,267 - The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race" 80 00:02:45,267 --> 00:02:46,733 receives a one-year supply 81 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:49,367 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics 82 00:02:49,367 --> 00:02:53,167 and a cash prize of $100,000. 83 00:02:53,167 --> 00:02:54,967 With extra special guest judges 84 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:58,767 Thomas Roberts and Miss Vivica A. Fox. 85 00:02:58,767 --> 00:02:59,800 - * RuPaul Drag Race 86 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,333 - * May the best woman 87 00:03:01,333 --> 00:03:03,533 * Best woman win 88 00:03:05,167 --> 00:03:08,100 - * Give your sister what she needs now * 89 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,833 - Yes! 90 00:03:09,833 --> 00:03:11,067 - Ooh! 91 00:03:11,067 --> 00:03:13,100 - We're not in Kansas anymore. 92 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:14,167 - [laughs] 93 00:03:14,167 --> 00:03:16,267 [siren wails] - Whoo, girl. 94 00:03:16,267 --> 00:03:19,367 - She done already done had herses. 95 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:20,433 Hey, racers. 96 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:21,733 - Hey, girl. - Hi. 97 00:03:21,733 --> 00:03:23,367 - Good queens finish last, 98 00:03:23,367 --> 00:03:26,600 but shady queens rule the world, 99 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,433 so if you ain't got nothing nice to say about somebody, 100 00:03:29,433 --> 00:03:31,833 take out an ad. 101 00:03:31,833 --> 00:03:34,500 - This was paid for by citizens against Lady Bunny. 102 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:35,867 - Yes! - [laughs] 103 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:38,600 - Hello, hello, hello. 104 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:40,067 - Hi. 105 00:03:40,067 --> 00:03:43,533 - Ladies, for a little morale boost, 106 00:03:43,533 --> 00:03:45,067 I've invited some company. 107 00:03:45,067 --> 00:03:46,067 - [gasps] 108 00:03:46,067 --> 00:03:49,233 - Oh, Pit Crew. 109 00:03:49,233 --> 00:03:51,100 Oh, look, they brought their bunk buddies... 110 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:52,900 - Hi, guys. - Oh! 111 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,400 - And designer Andrew Christian. 112 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,300 - Hi. - Hello there. 113 00:03:57,300 --> 00:04:00,067 Ladies, America's next drag superstar 114 00:04:00,067 --> 00:04:02,067 needs to use her intuition 115 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:04,367 to make important decisions 116 00:04:04,367 --> 00:04:07,067 in the blink of a false eyelash. 117 00:04:07,067 --> 00:04:08,567 Now, this is how we do it. 118 00:04:08,567 --> 00:04:13,400 I share a fun fact about one of our Andrew Christian models, 119 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:17,067 and then you determine if he prefers the top 120 00:04:17,067 --> 00:04:18,800 or the bottom... - [gasps] 121 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,400 - Bunk. I'm talking bunk here, ladies. 122 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:24,433 There's a giant bunk bed right there, okay? 123 00:04:24,433 --> 00:04:25,767 [laughter] 124 00:04:25,767 --> 00:04:29,667 And the queen who gets the most matches wins. 125 00:04:29,667 --> 00:04:31,933 First up, Derrick Barry. 126 00:04:31,933 --> 00:04:35,900 "The Golden Girl" character Jason most identifies 127 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:38,100 with is Blanche Devereaux. 128 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:40,267 - I would say bottom. - All right. 129 00:04:40,267 --> 00:04:42,267 Get on down there, Jason. 130 00:04:42,267 --> 00:04:44,600 - Peter prefers his coffee black. 131 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:45,733 - Oh. 132 00:04:45,733 --> 00:04:47,500 - I will put him on the top. 133 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:49,200 - Hips don't lie. 134 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,933 Corey's favorite music artist is Britney Spears. 135 00:04:52,933 --> 00:04:56,500 - Oh. Bottom. 136 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,533 - That bottom is so crowded. 137 00:04:58,533 --> 00:04:59,833 All right, Derrick, 138 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,867 we will show you your results in a moment. 139 00:05:01,867 --> 00:05:03,467 Kim Chi. 140 00:05:03,467 --> 00:05:04,600 All right, now Jason number two. 141 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,367 - Hello. - Is that an Australian accent? 142 00:05:06,367 --> 00:05:08,567 - It is. - Oh. Are you from Perth? 143 00:05:08,567 --> 00:05:10,267 You have Perth-onality? - No. 144 00:05:10,267 --> 00:05:13,300 - No. [laughter] 145 00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:16,200 All right, Jason's favorite exercise 146 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,067 is chest press. 147 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:19,967 - I'm gonna go with top bunk for this one. 148 00:05:19,967 --> 00:05:22,800 - Go on over. Look at me, look at me. 149 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,900 - Naomi, Murray's favorite movie is "Little Mermaid." 150 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:27,467 - Bottom bunk? 151 00:05:27,467 --> 00:05:29,467 - I'll drink to that. 152 00:05:29,467 --> 00:05:31,233 All right, Miles' 153 00:05:31,233 --> 00:05:35,700 spirit animal is Nicole Richie. 154 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:37,467 - I'm gonna say top bunk. 155 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:40,067 - I'm gonna put Miles on the top bunk. 156 00:05:40,067 --> 00:05:41,800 - Bottom bunk. - Okay. 157 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,233 [laughter] 158 00:05:43,233 --> 00:05:45,800 Make room for Miles. 159 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,267 Welcome back, ladies. 160 00:05:47,267 --> 00:05:50,300 Now let's debunk all the rumors. 161 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:53,767 Boys, show us your bunk preference, please. 162 00:05:53,767 --> 00:05:56,100 * 163 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:58,567 [laughter] - Ex-squeeze me? 164 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:02,067 Just one top in all of West Hollywood? 165 00:06:02,067 --> 00:06:04,067 [laughter] My goodness. 166 00:06:04,067 --> 00:06:07,900 All right, the winner of today's mini challenge is... 167 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:09,467 Derrick Barry. 168 00:06:09,467 --> 00:06:11,500 - I won. [cheers and applause] 169 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:13,333 - You've won a prize package 170 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:18,267 from Casper mattresses valued at $2,000. 171 00:06:18,267 --> 00:06:19,233 - Yes. 172 00:06:19,233 --> 00:06:21,600 - And for our hungry viewers, 173 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:26,533 we're posting photos of our bunk buddies at logotv.com. 174 00:06:26,533 --> 00:06:28,833 - Bye! 175 00:06:28,833 --> 00:06:31,833 - Ladies, now, this being an election year, 176 00:06:31,833 --> 00:06:34,867 I'm throwing your wigs into the ring 177 00:06:34,867 --> 00:06:37,633 as the first drag president 178 00:06:37,633 --> 00:06:40,467 of these United States of America. 179 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:41,867 [cheers and applause] - All right. 180 00:06:41,867 --> 00:06:43,567 - For this week's maxi challenge, 181 00:06:43,567 --> 00:06:45,200 you'll be working in pairs 182 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:49,233 to create your own presidential campaign ads. 183 00:06:49,233 --> 00:06:51,767 You need to both promote yourself 184 00:06:51,767 --> 00:06:55,933 and smear your opponent. 185 00:06:55,933 --> 00:06:59,300 #shadypolitics. 186 00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:00,633 - [laughs] 187 00:07:00,633 --> 00:07:03,333 - Now, I polled the judges to figure out 188 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:07,067 who's your number one political adversary. 189 00:07:07,067 --> 00:07:08,200 * 190 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:11,933 The first race is Thorgy Thor 191 00:07:11,933 --> 00:07:13,700 versus Chi Chi DeVayne. 192 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:15,433 - Ooh. [laughs] 193 00:07:15,433 --> 00:07:16,633 - Oh, shit. 194 00:07:16,633 --> 00:07:21,067 This bitch just read me for filth on the runway. 195 00:07:21,067 --> 00:07:23,233 - The next is Kim Chi 196 00:07:23,233 --> 00:07:25,467 versus Naomi Smalls. 197 00:07:25,467 --> 00:07:27,200 - [laughs] 198 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,200 - And that leaves Derrick Barry 199 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,233 versus Bob The Drag Queen. 200 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:35,833 - Fuck. It's fucking Derrick Barry. 201 00:07:35,833 --> 00:07:36,900 He's so easily offended. 202 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:38,100 So now I have a challenge 203 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:39,500 where I have to make jokes about Derrick. 204 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:42,233 I'm like, "Is he gonna flip out on me again?" 205 00:07:42,233 --> 00:07:44,867 - Gentlemen, start your engines, 206 00:07:44,867 --> 00:07:49,200 and may the shadiest politician win. 207 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,400 - All right, let's do it. 208 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:55,200 * 209 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,367 - Shit. 210 00:07:57,367 --> 00:07:59,333 - So I get paired with Chi Chi 211 00:07:59,333 --> 00:08:02,933 because I called Chi Chi's ass out last week on the runway, 212 00:08:02,933 --> 00:08:04,333 but I'm happy to work with Chi Chi 213 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:05,533 'cause I will outshine her. 214 00:08:05,533 --> 00:08:07,100 [laughs] 215 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:09,867 My funny thing is that I'm actually a terrible tyrant. 216 00:08:09,867 --> 00:08:10,933 I immediately was like, 217 00:08:10,933 --> 00:08:13,767 [trilling tongue] 218 00:08:13,767 --> 00:08:15,333 "Oh! Oh! 219 00:08:15,333 --> 00:08:16,633 Ooh, this is gonna be fun." 220 00:08:16,633 --> 00:08:18,767 And I wrote 30 pages. 221 00:08:18,767 --> 00:08:23,133 "Ads may be no longer than 45 seconds." 222 00:08:23,133 --> 00:08:24,133 Shit. 223 00:08:24,133 --> 00:08:25,667 I have so much material. 224 00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:26,867 I don't want to leave any of it out. 225 00:08:26,867 --> 00:08:28,300 - Damn, Thorgy. 226 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:33,133 Like, you just got too much going on. 227 00:08:33,133 --> 00:08:34,433 You've got to edit, edit, edit. 228 00:08:34,433 --> 00:08:37,267 - This is going to be impossible. 229 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,333 - Coming up... 230 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:39,700 - Go for it, and give it all you got. 231 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:41,600 - America's drag president is signing up for-- 232 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,333 - Cut. You can play this one up. 233 00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:45,367 - What a fat ass. - More forcefully. 234 00:08:45,367 --> 00:08:48,600 - [growling] 235 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,100 - Okay. 236 00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:51,067 - [laughing] 237 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,567 - [laughing] 238 00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:59,233 - I want to try to create you as, like, a supervillain, 239 00:08:59,233 --> 00:09:01,600 so I want shots of you in the video, 240 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,300 like, like, doing this. 241 00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:04,733 For today's challenge, 242 00:09:04,733 --> 00:09:06,600 we have to come up with a presidential campaign ad 243 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:07,833 that promotes ourselves 244 00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:11,100 but at the same time smears the opponent. 245 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:15,133 - Well, I'm obviously gonna call you ratchet. 246 00:09:15,133 --> 00:09:16,733 - I want to play up on this idea 247 00:09:16,733 --> 00:09:18,567 that you're not smart, and that I'm really smart. 248 00:09:18,567 --> 00:09:20,300 - We have butted heads before, 249 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:24,433 so every team is gonna hope that Bob and I fail. 250 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:25,800 I'm down for that. 251 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,333 I want ours to be the best. 252 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:28,800 But we both want to win, 253 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,867 and that's the kind of energy we need right now. 254 00:09:30,867 --> 00:09:32,900 - Why should Bob The Drag Queen be president? 255 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:35,600 Because I'm louder than everyone else. 256 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:36,600 - Shh! 257 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,267 - I'm the loudest one. 258 00:09:38,267 --> 00:09:39,700 - Shut up, Bob. 259 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:41,367 - [laughs] 260 00:09:44,533 --> 00:09:46,467 - Whenever Bob succeeds at anything, 261 00:09:46,467 --> 00:09:48,167 Thorgy always comes for him. 262 00:09:48,167 --> 00:09:49,833 Thorgy really wants to beat Bob. 263 00:09:49,833 --> 00:09:51,400 I think that's, like, kind of, like, her personal vendetta 264 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:52,767 in this competition. 265 00:09:52,767 --> 00:09:54,100 They're both from the same place, 266 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:56,933 and I think Thorgy just really wants to be, 267 00:09:56,933 --> 00:10:00,067 like, the New York queen. 268 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,400 [laughs] 269 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,333 It's gonna be weird having to do, like, 270 00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:05,267 insult each other when we're, like, friends. 271 00:10:05,267 --> 00:10:06,967 - We're not gonna be like, "You're a bitch." 272 00:10:06,967 --> 00:10:08,667 "No, you're a bitch. You're ugly." 273 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:10,300 "Well, you're ugly too." 274 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:12,233 - It's hard 'cause you're not a booger. 275 00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:13,533 - Kim Chi and Naomi are not gonna 276 00:10:13,533 --> 00:10:14,867 be smearing each other enough. 277 00:10:14,867 --> 00:10:16,367 They are just acting like fucking 278 00:10:16,367 --> 00:10:19,067 Chia Pets in the corner, and they're just so adorable. 279 00:10:19,067 --> 00:10:21,133 - I'm just gonna say, like, she was caught 280 00:10:21,133 --> 00:10:24,633 wearing flats onstage. 281 00:10:24,633 --> 00:10:26,167 Like, stuff like that. 282 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:30,500 - I mean, work on it. - I hate you. 283 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:32,067 - Hello, hello, hello. 284 00:10:32,067 --> 00:10:33,367 all: Hello. 285 00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:36,867 - My fellow femocrats, now, in a moment, 286 00:10:36,867 --> 00:10:39,667 you'll meet with your campaign advisers, 287 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:42,733 Michelle Visage and Carson Kressley. 288 00:10:42,733 --> 00:10:43,833 - Whoo! - What, what. 289 00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:45,733 - And tomorrow on the runway, 290 00:10:45,733 --> 00:10:49,800 the category is black-and-white movie realness. 291 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,800 all: Ooh. 292 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,100 - So good luck, 293 00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:55,567 and don't fuck it up. 294 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:57,467 [applause] 295 00:11:00,733 --> 00:11:03,167 - Hey. - Welcome, ladies. 296 00:11:03,167 --> 00:11:04,367 - It's our turn to go in 297 00:11:04,367 --> 00:11:06,067 and shoot with Michelle and Carson. 298 00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:07,300 I need to redeem myself. 299 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,667 For me, this is go big or go home. 300 00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:11,133 - Okay, whose campaign are we doing first? 301 00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:13,733 - Doing mine first. - Derrick Barry for president. 302 00:11:13,733 --> 00:11:14,867 Action. 303 00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:17,867 - Bob roams the streets of New York City 304 00:11:17,867 --> 00:11:19,567 stealing from defenseless people. 305 00:11:19,567 --> 00:11:20,733 - Cut. 306 00:11:20,733 --> 00:11:22,333 - Nancy Grace it out on that one, 307 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,433 overly serious. 308 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,367 - All right. - And action. 309 00:11:25,367 --> 00:11:29,267 - Bob is only comfortable stealing from defenseless people 310 00:11:29,267 --> 00:11:32,133 on the mean streets of New York City. 311 00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:33,967 - Cut. 312 00:11:33,967 --> 00:11:35,700 - Derrick is doing this parody 313 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:39,633 on, like, creepy Republican white women, 314 00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:41,167 and it's really funny to me. 315 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:42,267 - That was good? - So much better. 316 00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:43,933 - Okay. - Let's do the B-roll. 317 00:11:43,933 --> 00:11:44,967 What's your first setup? 318 00:11:44,967 --> 00:11:46,400 - It is Bob in a hoodie, 319 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,300 and he'll be stealing money from the Pit Crew. 320 00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:49,300 - That's not stereotyping 321 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:50,567 at all. - Not at all. 322 00:11:50,567 --> 00:11:52,367 - I hope there's no Skittles involved. 323 00:11:52,367 --> 00:11:54,500 - No AriZona tea either. 324 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:59,267 - And action. Cut. 325 00:11:59,267 --> 00:12:02,267 - Bob, creep in like this, just to get into the first one. 326 00:12:02,267 --> 00:12:07,667 - And action. 327 00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,400 Cut. 328 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,467 Print. Done. 329 00:12:11,467 --> 00:12:12,867 All right, Bob, your turn, baby. 330 00:12:12,867 --> 00:12:14,733 - So can I get, like, the big couch over here? 331 00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:17,167 I'm going for a little bit of Michelle Obama 332 00:12:17,167 --> 00:12:18,833 meets Hillary Clinton so, 333 00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:20,500 like, Blackie Onassis. 334 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,767 - Here we go. Action. 335 00:12:22,767 --> 00:12:26,300 - I believe in strong drag family values. 336 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:28,633 Derrick Barry only had one baby, 337 00:12:28,633 --> 00:12:29,867 for breakfast. 338 00:12:29,867 --> 00:12:32,233 [laughter] 339 00:12:32,233 --> 00:12:33,633 - That was great. 340 00:12:33,633 --> 00:12:36,367 - So now we have to do the Derrick stuff, right? 341 00:12:36,367 --> 00:12:39,367 - There's a scene in the end where she eats the baby. 342 00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:41,100 Oh, that's good. 343 00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:43,433 That's, like, Norman Bates shit. 344 00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:45,133 - Okay, good. Ready? 345 00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:49,600 Action. 346 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,433 - Why? 347 00:12:52,433 --> 00:12:55,333 - Derrick is going in. 348 00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:57,067 - Go with it, go with it. 349 00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:58,233 [growling] 350 00:12:58,233 --> 00:13:01,867 [laughter] 351 00:13:01,867 --> 00:13:03,067 Great, cut. 352 00:13:03,067 --> 00:13:04,200 - That was awesome. - Good job. 353 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,867 - I'm really shocked. 354 00:13:05,867 --> 00:13:07,300 Derrick has never let go like this. 355 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:08,967 - Fabulous. - We did it. 356 00:13:10,533 --> 00:13:11,700 - Hi. - Hi. 357 00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:12,867 - Who's going first? Naomi. 358 00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:14,067 - Yes. - Okay. 359 00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:16,433 - So my platform is being a supermodel, 360 00:13:16,433 --> 00:13:19,067 and I want the whole world to look beautiful. 361 00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:20,633 - And action. 362 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,233 - America's drag president 363 00:13:22,233 --> 00:13:25,800 is signing up for speeches, debates, interviews-- 364 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:26,967 - Cut. Deliver it more. 365 00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:29,567 Punch the words, you know? Action. 366 00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:33,300 - America's first drag president must speak as-- 367 00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:34,867 Fuck. Sorry. 368 00:13:34,867 --> 00:13:36,567 - Cut. It's all about attitude. 369 00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:38,500 This is a shady political campaign. 370 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,067 I know you know how to be shady. 371 00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:41,400 [laughter] 372 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,567 - Have you been watching this season? 373 00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:44,467 - [laughs] 374 00:13:44,467 --> 00:13:47,300 - For my thing, I'm using food as a metaphor, 375 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:50,167 and I'm smearing Naomi by how skinny she is, 376 00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:52,700 and we shouldn't trust her. 377 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:54,400 The biggest worry I have for this challenge 378 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,533 is being able to speak clearly 379 00:13:56,533 --> 00:14:00,767 and the judges being able to understand my sense of humor. 380 00:14:00,767 --> 00:14:03,067 - Here we go. And action. 381 00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:05,133 - She acts like she's the skinniest queen, 382 00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:09,167 but her waist isn't even 19 inches. 383 00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:10,367 - More forcefully. 384 00:14:10,367 --> 00:14:12,100 Remember to enunciate. 385 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,400 - All right. - Action. 386 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,567 - She acts like she's the skinniest queen, 387 00:14:15,567 --> 00:14:18,967 but her waist isn't even 19 inches. 388 00:14:18,967 --> 00:14:20,900 - Cut. I think I'm seeing the words 389 00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:22,067 as they're coming out of your mouth, 390 00:14:22,067 --> 00:14:23,167 like, on paper. 391 00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:24,233 Let that all go. 392 00:14:24,233 --> 00:14:25,800 Let's move on. Moving on. 393 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,067 Let's do the B-roll. Action. 394 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,800 - What a fat ass. - Cut. 395 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,667 The inflection should go down at the end. 396 00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:34,700 Not, "What a fat ass?" But, "What a fat ass." 397 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,900 - What a fat ass. 398 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:38,067 both: What a fat ass. 399 00:14:38,067 --> 00:14:39,433 - What a fat ass. 400 00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:44,533 - You went up again. 401 00:14:44,533 --> 00:14:46,067 - I'm nervous for Kim 402 00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:47,867 just because she did get a lot of notes, 403 00:14:47,867 --> 00:14:49,667 and she's not feeling confident, 404 00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:53,067 so I'm scared that my friend could go home. 405 00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:56,333 - Good, move on. - Okay. 406 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,133 Thorgy Thor and Chi Chi DeVayne. 407 00:14:58,133 --> 00:14:59,133 - Hi. - Hi. 408 00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:00,233 - Hi. 409 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,367 - I ain't gonna lie. 410 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:02,767 I'm a little nervous, 411 00:15:02,767 --> 00:15:06,067 but I just want to present in a professional way. 412 00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:07,467 - All right, Chi Chi, you're up. 413 00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:08,633 And action. 414 00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:11,433 - Thorgy Thor is always caught looking 415 00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:14,067 like she works for children's parties. 416 00:15:14,067 --> 00:15:17,500 Do you really want Bozo running your country? 417 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,767 I think not. 418 00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:19,867 - Cut. 419 00:15:19,867 --> 00:15:20,900 Okay, you sounded like John Wayne, 420 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:21,900 which is really weird. 421 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:23,067 - [laughs] 422 00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:24,633 - I say lose the deep voice. 423 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:26,700 - It's a little too literal and deadpan. 424 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:27,933 Like, it needs a little bit of flair. 425 00:15:27,933 --> 00:15:29,133 - Yes. 426 00:15:29,133 --> 00:15:31,133 You got that great Louisiana accent. 427 00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:33,500 - I'm struggling with this because where I'm from, 428 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:37,767 being country is not the thing to be. 429 00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:40,800 I kind of want to seem presidential. 430 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,267 Damn. 431 00:15:43,267 --> 00:15:45,067 - Thorgy Thor for president. 432 00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:47,233 Go for it, and give it all you got. 433 00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:48,433 - I'm just gonna shorten it. 434 00:15:48,433 --> 00:15:49,533 - Okay. - All right. 435 00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:50,667 - And action. 436 00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,433 - My name is Thorgy Thor, 437 00:15:52,433 --> 00:15:55,267 and I need your vote to become the first drag queen president 438 00:15:55,267 --> 00:15:57,867 of the United States of America. 439 00:15:57,867 --> 00:15:58,933 - [laughs] 440 00:15:58,933 --> 00:16:00,767 Good job. - Next scene. 441 00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:02,967 - Um... 442 00:16:02,967 --> 00:16:04,167 [quietly] "Freshmen year of college, 443 00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:06,067 "threw up in the dorm. 444 00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:07,633 [muttering indistinctly] She"... 445 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,567 Comforts. That's a better word. 446 00:16:09,567 --> 00:16:10,767 - Okay, let's hear it. 447 00:16:10,767 --> 00:16:13,567 - [laughs] 448 00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:14,567 - Read, lady. 449 00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:16,267 - Sorry. I just like to kid. 450 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,067 - Here we go again. 451 00:16:19,067 --> 00:16:22,933 Thorgy is changing ideas as she's going along. 452 00:16:22,933 --> 00:16:24,667 - What is this? What is that? 453 00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:26,700 - Ticktock, ticktock. 454 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,333 - She's just all over the place, 455 00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:30,067 and it's pissing me off. 456 00:16:30,067 --> 00:16:31,100 - It looks expensive. 457 00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:32,233 - Focus, Thorgy. Focus. 458 00:16:32,233 --> 00:16:33,833 - Sorry. - And action. 459 00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:38,267 - Chi Chi's hand always goes straight for the bottle.. 460 00:16:38,267 --> 00:16:39,733 - Great, cut. Perfect. - That was excellent. 461 00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:40,833 - I think we got everything. 462 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,867 - No, B-roll now. - Oh, yeah. 463 00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:43,233 Shit, I forgot about all this. 464 00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:44,400 All right, this is gonna be simple. 465 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:48,200 It's gonna be easy. - Action. 466 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:52,667 What are they gonna do with canned food, by the way? 467 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:55,467 Do you want a shot of Chi Chi drinking booze? 468 00:16:55,467 --> 00:16:58,100 'Cause you said her arm always reaches for the booze. 469 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,233 - I think I'm good. - You're done with Chi Chi? 470 00:17:00,233 --> 00:17:01,633 - Yeah, that's it. 471 00:17:01,633 --> 00:17:04,867 - Okay. Thank you, ladies. 472 00:17:04,867 --> 00:17:05,867 - Coming up... 473 00:17:05,867 --> 00:17:06,933 - So, Kim Chi, 474 00:17:06,933 --> 00:17:09,200 did you grow up in North or South Korea? 475 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,367 - I grew up in-- 476 00:17:10,367 --> 00:17:11,567 [laughter] 477 00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:12,867 You can't leave North Korea. 478 00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:14,067 It's not somewhere where you, like-- 479 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,300 - It's not a vacation spot. 480 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:17,533 - Wow. - [laughs] 481 00:17:17,533 --> 00:17:18,467 - [laughing] 482 00:17:21,433 --> 00:17:22,800 - [laughing] 483 00:17:24,067 --> 00:17:25,133 [lively music] 484 00:17:25,133 --> 00:17:27,067 - Bring your ass up in here. 485 00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:28,567 - Walk into the club with this purse. 486 00:17:28,567 --> 00:17:30,767 Bam. [laughter] 487 00:17:30,767 --> 00:17:32,600 - I'm gonna do my makeup right away. 488 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,533 - It's time to get ready for today's runway: 489 00:17:34,533 --> 00:17:36,500 black-and-white realness. 490 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:41,067 We are taking inspiration from what Detox did on her season. 491 00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:42,200 Are you really doing all whiteface? 492 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,567 - Yes. 493 00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:45,900 Someone to finally stand up for white people. 494 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,367 [laughter] 495 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:50,367 - Bob, you're quite a political person, if you will. 496 00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:51,467 - I like getting into politics. 497 00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:52,833 It's actually fun. 498 00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:54,433 My slogan is actually my real-life slogan. 499 00:17:54,433 --> 00:17:56,833 Bob The Drag Queen, a queen for the people. 500 00:17:56,833 --> 00:17:58,467 I live my life by that. 501 00:17:58,467 --> 00:18:00,367 I was in Albany, in the capitol building, 502 00:18:00,367 --> 00:18:02,133 when marriage equality passed. 503 00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:04,333 In 2010, me and a couple of my friends 504 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,667 decided to get together and do something 505 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,200 about the inequalities 506 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,267 we experience in the gay community, 507 00:18:09,267 --> 00:18:11,067 and we decided to do something called Drag Queen 508 00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:12,233 Weddings for Equality, 509 00:18:12,233 --> 00:18:13,400 and we would do these demonstrations 510 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,200 in Times Square every single Saturday, 511 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,933 until there was marriage equality in New York state, 512 00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:19,600 and I got arrested at Bryant Park 513 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,833 for blocking traffic. 514 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,200 They fucking threw my ass in jail, 515 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,067 in full drag, girl. 516 00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:25,433 Like, you don't have to go get arrested 517 00:18:25,433 --> 00:18:29,267 but just something, something as simple as voting. 518 00:18:29,267 --> 00:18:31,067 It is really important because politicians, 519 00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:33,767 they literally make very real 520 00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,867 and very, very important decisions for you. 521 00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:37,233 - Like, you could've done maybe 522 00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:38,633 something about it before it happened. 523 00:18:38,633 --> 00:18:41,133 - Well, you can definitely do something about it. 524 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,667 - So, Kim Chi. 525 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:47,933 - Yes, Derrick Barry? 526 00:18:47,933 --> 00:18:50,367 - Did you grow up in North or South Korea? 527 00:18:50,367 --> 00:18:51,400 - I grew up in-- 528 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,533 [laughs] 529 00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:53,833 You can't leave North Korea. 530 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,300 It's not somewhere where you, like-- 531 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,467 - It's not a vacation spot. - And if you leave, 532 00:18:56,467 --> 00:18:58,167 like, your entire, like, family, 533 00:18:58,167 --> 00:19:00,900 your friends, like, all of them will be killed. 534 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:02,700 I was born here in America, 535 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,600 and I went to elementary school in South Korea. 536 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,200 - Would you go back to South Korea or no? 537 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,400 - Oh, definitely but there's no drag culture there. 538 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,267 There's hardly any gay culture. 539 00:19:11,267 --> 00:19:12,867 - Wow. 540 00:19:12,867 --> 00:19:14,467 - One day I would love to be able 541 00:19:14,467 --> 00:19:16,333 to perform in South Korea 542 00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:18,700 and actually have people come out to see me. 543 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,433 I may be the first Korean drag queen 544 00:19:20,433 --> 00:19:23,900 to ever be featured on television. 545 00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:25,600 Like, Americans have it so good here. 546 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,933 They don't even realize it, you know? 547 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,067 - So true. 548 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,267 So, so true. 549 00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:34,267 ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul playing] 550 00:19:34,267 --> 00:19:36,667 - [laughs] 551 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:40,100 * * 552 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:44,067 * Cover Girl, put the bass in your walk * 553 00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:48,567 * Head to toe, let your whole body talk * 554 00:19:48,567 --> 00:19:50,200 And, what? 555 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,667 [applause] 556 00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:54,600 Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race." 557 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,800 My running mate, Michelle Visage. 558 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,133 How you doing? 559 00:19:58,133 --> 00:20:01,067 - I may or may not be sitting on a hanging chad. 560 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,300 [laughter] 561 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:04,567 - Style superstar Carson Kressley. 562 00:20:04,567 --> 00:20:07,667 Now, do you consider yourself bipartisan? 563 00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:11,500 - I do, but the medication seems to be working. 564 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:15,300 - Hot on the campaign trail, it's Thomas Roberts. 565 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:16,433 - Hi, Ru. 566 00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:17,433 I'm here to make America great again 567 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,533 with you through RuPaul-itics. 568 00:20:19,533 --> 00:20:21,433 - Let's make America great again. 569 00:20:21,433 --> 00:20:26,433 And the secretary of sickening, Vivica A. Fox. 570 00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:29,400 - Strange, strange, strange. 571 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,633 - I'm not wearing panties. 572 00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:33,000 [laughter] 573 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,667 This week we challenged our queens 574 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:38,433 to create shady political ads. 575 00:20:38,433 --> 00:20:41,467 And tonight, do not adjust your sets, 576 00:20:41,467 --> 00:20:45,533 because the category is black-and-white realness. 577 00:20:45,533 --> 00:20:47,900 Gentlemen, start your engines, 578 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:50,367 and may the best woman win. 579 00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:52,867 * 580 00:20:52,867 --> 00:20:54,367 * The realness 581 00:20:54,367 --> 00:20:56,867 First up, here's Bob The Drag Queen. 582 00:20:56,867 --> 00:20:58,733 - Bob the joker. - Uh-oh. 583 00:20:58,733 --> 00:21:01,967 - I decided to do a look inspired the movie 584 00:21:01,967 --> 00:21:03,833 "Freaks," so I look creepy. 585 00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:06,500 I look gorgeous. I'm serving, girl. 586 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:10,067 - Harlequin romance novel. - Oh, and the sneer. 587 00:21:10,067 --> 00:21:11,133 I like that. 588 00:21:11,133 --> 00:21:13,533 - Up next, Derrick Barry. 589 00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:14,933 Yes, a little black dress. 590 00:21:14,933 --> 00:21:16,867 Oh. - Hey. 591 00:21:16,867 --> 00:21:18,833 - I'm representing old Hollywood, 592 00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:20,267 and this is a different look for me. 593 00:21:20,267 --> 00:21:22,433 I feel like a movie star. 594 00:21:22,433 --> 00:21:26,333 - Now, she's pumping some Yvonne De Carlo realness here. 595 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:27,700 Lily Munster. 596 00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:29,200 Naomi Smalls. 597 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,867 - Baby? - Oh, damn. 598 00:21:30,867 --> 00:21:33,067 - Raven is such a huge inspiration. 599 00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:34,433 I really just want to pay homage 600 00:21:34,433 --> 00:21:36,400 to how amazing she is. 601 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,900 - She has padded. 602 00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:39,533 - Someone found a couch. 603 00:21:39,533 --> 00:21:41,433 - Yeah. What's your sleep number? 604 00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:43,533 [laughter] 605 00:21:43,533 --> 00:21:44,533 * 606 00:21:44,533 --> 00:21:46,467 Oh, oh, oh, oh. - Other way. 607 00:21:46,467 --> 00:21:48,267 - This is Kim Chi, y'all. 608 00:21:48,267 --> 00:21:50,267 - She is just giving us drama. 609 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:54,233 - My idea is a sad-looking French clown 610 00:21:54,233 --> 00:21:56,067 in a "Sin City" setting. 611 00:21:56,067 --> 00:21:57,067 - Wrong way. 612 00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:59,167 - I'll get her back. 613 00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:03,600 - The mime has come to lip-synch for your life. 614 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,733 Thorgy Thor. - Oh. 615 00:22:05,733 --> 00:22:07,633 - She's got Bette Davis thighs. 616 00:22:07,633 --> 00:22:09,200 - It's hammer time. 617 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,467 - I'm giving you Mae West meets Carrie Bradshaw. 618 00:22:12,467 --> 00:22:14,800 My idea is to put them together in a hodgepodge 619 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,533 to create my own Thorgy look. 620 00:22:16,533 --> 00:22:18,167 - She looks a little ashy. 621 00:22:18,167 --> 00:22:20,567 - Yes. - Lotion up, girl. 622 00:22:20,567 --> 00:22:21,833 Lotion up. 623 00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:24,067 [laughter] 624 00:22:24,067 --> 00:22:25,333 Chi Chi DeVayne. 625 00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:27,633 - Ooh! - She's gone Hollywood. 626 00:22:27,633 --> 00:22:30,067 - Sparkle, honey. [laughter] 627 00:22:30,067 --> 00:22:31,533 - I'm wearing a gown 628 00:22:31,533 --> 00:22:33,933 that was passed down from my drag mom, 629 00:22:33,933 --> 00:22:36,600 so it's special, and my makeup is giving you 630 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,800 "Dead President" realness, honey. 631 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,400 - She brought her Louisiana roadkill with her too. 632 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,533 - No possums were harmed in the making of this outfit. 633 00:22:43,533 --> 00:22:45,300 - Yes. - * The realness 634 00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:46,567 - Coming up... 635 00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:50,633 - We did have to work quite a bit with you. 636 00:22:50,633 --> 00:22:52,600 - It was challenging. - It was challenging. 637 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,533 - You okay, boo? 638 00:22:55,533 --> 00:22:56,467 - [laughing] 639 00:22:59,667 --> 00:23:00,667 - [laughing] 640 00:23:01,767 --> 00:23:03,633 Welcome, candidates. 641 00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:06,067 First up, Bob The Drag Queen. 642 00:23:06,067 --> 00:23:09,167 Let's take a look at your shady political ad. 643 00:23:09,167 --> 00:23:11,233 - [claps] 644 00:23:11,233 --> 00:23:13,967 Hi. I'm Bob The Drag Queen, 645 00:23:13,967 --> 00:23:16,233 a queen for the people. 646 00:23:16,233 --> 00:23:19,733 And as a public servant, I believe in serving the people. 647 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:21,833 That's why I want BJs 648 00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:24,233 for every single American. 649 00:23:24,233 --> 00:23:28,067 That's right, better jobs for every American. 650 00:23:28,067 --> 00:23:29,800 Buy yourself something pretty. 651 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:33,633 I believe in strong drag family values. 652 00:23:33,633 --> 00:23:36,900 I adopted these three needy drag babies, 653 00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:39,533 and Derrick Barry only had one baby... 654 00:23:39,533 --> 00:23:40,767 for breakfast. 655 00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:41,833 [eerie music] 656 00:23:41,833 --> 00:23:42,900 [laughter] 657 00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:44,233 [chomping] 658 00:23:44,233 --> 00:23:46,867 Bob The Drag Queen has a plan-- 659 00:23:46,867 --> 00:23:48,200 the gay agenda-- 660 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,467 and it's designed by lesbians, 661 00:23:50,467 --> 00:23:51,667 so you know it works. 662 00:23:51,667 --> 00:23:52,867 [laughter] 663 00:23:52,867 --> 00:23:54,833 Bob The Drag Queen for president. 664 00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:56,067 Why? 665 00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:58,600 Because I didn't eat a fucking baby. 666 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,533 This ad was paid for by my Uncle Steve. 667 00:24:01,533 --> 00:24:03,100 He got money, girl. 668 00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:05,633 [laughter] 669 00:24:05,633 --> 00:24:08,067 - I loved that you threw so much shade 670 00:24:08,067 --> 00:24:11,467 that you made your opponent look like an absolute maniac. 671 00:24:11,467 --> 00:24:12,900 You did an excellent job. Strange. 672 00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:14,833 - You have a very small amount of time 673 00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:16,500 to tell your story, to get the laugh. 674 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,100 I think it was tight, and it worked. 675 00:24:18,100 --> 00:24:19,767 - You demonstrated gravitas. 676 00:24:19,767 --> 00:24:22,467 - I'm gonna throw a challenge at you. 677 00:24:22,467 --> 00:24:26,067 I would love to see a fully-realized 678 00:24:26,067 --> 00:24:27,267 glamasaurus Rex. 679 00:24:27,267 --> 00:24:28,767 - Okay. 680 00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:31,567 - All right, next up, Derrick Barry. 681 00:24:31,567 --> 00:24:33,333 - Think Derrick Barry 682 00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:37,067 because this fairy thinks fairly. 683 00:24:37,067 --> 00:24:38,500 As a Las Vegas local, 684 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,833 I'm comfortable taking a gamble with your money. 685 00:24:40,833 --> 00:24:46,100 However, Bob is only comfortable stealing from defenseless people 686 00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:48,233 on the mean streets of New York City. 687 00:24:48,233 --> 00:24:50,067 - [cackles] 688 00:24:50,067 --> 00:24:51,400 - I'm a very traditional woman. 689 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:55,400 However, Bob spends his time dropping acid 690 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,700 with his friend Betty 691 00:24:56,700 --> 00:25:01,067 and engaging in orgies with his friend Thorgy. 692 00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:02,433 I'm gonna spend my time 693 00:25:02,433 --> 00:25:05,200 incorporating drag 101 classes 694 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,300 in schools across America. 695 00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:10,767 However, Bob visits sick children in the hospital, 696 00:25:10,767 --> 00:25:12,633 and instead of making them laugh, 697 00:25:12,633 --> 00:25:13,900 he laughs at them. 698 00:25:13,900 --> 00:25:16,733 - [laughing] 699 00:25:16,733 --> 00:25:17,567 - Who is Bob, 700 00:25:17,567 --> 00:25:19,233 and what is he hiding? 701 00:25:19,233 --> 00:25:21,133 - [cackles] 702 00:25:21,133 --> 00:25:22,467 - This ad was paid for by Chad Michaels, 703 00:25:22,467 --> 00:25:23,833 All Stars Winner, celebrity female impersonator 704 00:25:23,833 --> 00:25:25,667 of the world. [laughter] 705 00:25:25,667 --> 00:25:27,200 - That was good, Derrick. - Good job. 706 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,733 - You came across 707 00:25:28,733 --> 00:25:31,433 like you didn't really believe what you were saying, 708 00:25:31,433 --> 00:25:33,067 which is perfect for a politician. 709 00:25:33,067 --> 00:25:34,300 I mean, you nailed it. 710 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,967 It was Michele Bachmann realness. 711 00:25:35,967 --> 00:25:37,567 - If you really were going for Michele Bachmann, though, 712 00:25:37,567 --> 00:25:39,733 you would've looked at the wrong camera. 713 00:25:39,733 --> 00:25:44,100 - Baby, the shade on your opponent, 714 00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:45,267 it was dead-on. 715 00:25:45,267 --> 00:25:47,500 - You went in on your competition. 716 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:49,800 It was an actual, true smear. 717 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,067 - Runway look, a little underwhelmed. 718 00:25:52,067 --> 00:25:54,600 Don't just give us that same old kind of pretty makeup. 719 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,267 Just show us something completely different. 720 00:25:57,267 --> 00:25:59,633 - Up next, Naomi Smalls. 721 00:25:59,633 --> 00:26:01,067 - Beauty is pain, 722 00:26:01,067 --> 00:26:03,800 and I believe America needs to toughen up. 723 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,667 A president needs to be able to carry herself. 724 00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:07,467 How is Kim Chi gonna do that 725 00:26:07,467 --> 00:26:09,233 when she can't even walk in heels? 726 00:26:09,233 --> 00:26:12,767 - [laughing] 727 00:26:12,767 --> 00:26:14,767 - America's first drag president 728 00:26:14,767 --> 00:26:17,400 must give speeches, interviews, and debates. 729 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,100 It's gonna be hard to understand Kim Chi 730 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:26,333 when you're dodging saliva through that strong lisp. 731 00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:28,600 When I'm elected, there will be no more parking tickets, 732 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:32,667 and officers will be trained to give free injectable cosmetics. 733 00:26:32,667 --> 00:26:35,700 Free Restylane for all! 734 00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:38,900 I'm Naomi Smalls, and I promise to represent you fiercely. 735 00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:42,733 - This ad was paid for by citizens 736 00:26:42,733 --> 00:26:44,067 against non-lacefront wigs. 737 00:26:44,067 --> 00:26:46,767 [laughter] 738 00:26:46,767 --> 00:26:48,400 - You made some campaign promises 739 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,967 that really appeal to me. 740 00:26:49,967 --> 00:26:52,067 [laughter] 741 00:26:52,067 --> 00:26:54,767 - I loved that your commercial was really 742 00:26:54,767 --> 00:26:57,367 all about being a drag president, 743 00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:59,133 about being fabulous. 744 00:26:59,133 --> 00:27:00,933 - Tonight on the runway, wow. 745 00:27:00,933 --> 00:27:02,700 I mean, you look ultra glamorous. 746 00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:04,100 - And then the hip with the padding. 747 00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:05,500 - Yeah, the padding is phenomenal. 748 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,967 - I think it's my favorite look on the runway. 749 00:27:07,967 --> 00:27:09,067 - Thank you. 750 00:27:09,067 --> 00:27:10,967 - Up next, Kim Chi. 751 00:27:10,967 --> 00:27:12,133 Let's take a look. 752 00:27:12,133 --> 00:27:13,933 - Hi, I'm Kim Chi, 753 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:17,067 and you want me as your first drag president. 754 00:27:17,067 --> 00:27:20,067 Naomi Smalls says beauty is pain, 755 00:27:20,067 --> 00:27:24,167 but is she aware of the consequences of her actions? 756 00:27:24,167 --> 00:27:27,300 America is a kitchen that needs a strong chef 757 00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:29,433 and never trust a skinny cook. 758 00:27:29,433 --> 00:27:32,267 Small body, small mind. 759 00:27:32,267 --> 00:27:34,367 She thinks she's the skinniest queen, 760 00:27:34,367 --> 00:27:36,900 but her waist is 22 inches. 761 00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:39,333 What a fat ass. 762 00:27:39,333 --> 00:27:42,067 Shady gays believe in no fats, 763 00:27:42,067 --> 00:27:45,233 no fems, and no Asians. 764 00:27:45,233 --> 00:27:47,367 As someone who is all of the above, 765 00:27:47,367 --> 00:27:49,233 I understand your pain. 766 00:27:49,233 --> 00:27:51,300 My name is Kim Chi, 767 00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:53,433 and say hello to yellow. 768 00:27:53,433 --> 00:27:55,167 This ad was paid out of my own pocket 769 00:27:55,167 --> 00:27:56,500 because no one cares. 770 00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:58,067 Do you? 771 00:27:58,067 --> 00:28:00,433 [laughter] 772 00:28:00,433 --> 00:28:02,067 - When you came on, you didn't break. 773 00:28:02,067 --> 00:28:03,167 You did the whole mime thing. 774 00:28:03,167 --> 00:28:05,267 But the best part was your makeup. 775 00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:06,600 Absolutely stunning. 776 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,100 - But your ad. 777 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:10,300 I don't think it really got the job done as far as 778 00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:13,267 what the challenge was, which was to be shady. 779 00:28:13,267 --> 00:28:15,267 - We did have to work quite a bit 780 00:28:15,267 --> 00:28:17,400 with you and your inflections. 781 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,400 - It was challenging. - It was challenging. 782 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:23,700 It's just--I don't think you're a big speaker. 783 00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:26,133 - I do have, like, a bit of a fear of public speaking, 784 00:28:26,133 --> 00:28:29,900 so to be able to just enunciate clearly 785 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:32,067 is something I've struggled with for a long time, 786 00:28:32,067 --> 00:28:34,667 and I tried my best and-- 787 00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:39,533 - Are you okay, boo? 788 00:28:39,533 --> 00:28:42,167 - Yeah, I'm fine. 789 00:28:42,167 --> 00:28:45,433 - I wouldn't be so hard on myself if I were you. 790 00:28:45,433 --> 00:28:48,600 It's just that you've got some really tough competitors, 791 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:49,933 and we're down to that place 792 00:28:49,933 --> 00:28:52,533 where we have to really give harsh critiques, 793 00:28:52,533 --> 00:28:55,067 you know? 794 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:56,233 Coming up... 795 00:28:56,233 --> 00:28:58,933 - I got totally confused on the smear campaign. 796 00:28:58,933 --> 00:29:00,533 You could've drug her ass 797 00:29:00,533 --> 00:29:02,067 through the mud a whole lot more 798 00:29:02,067 --> 00:29:03,367 is all I'm gonna really tell you. 799 00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:04,667 - There were too many ideas. 800 00:29:04,667 --> 00:29:06,133 - Mm. 801 00:29:06,133 --> 00:29:07,067 - [laughing] 802 00:29:10,133 --> 00:29:11,067 - [laughing] 803 00:29:12,367 --> 00:29:15,400 - Next up, Thorgy Thor. - Hello. 804 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,900 - Let's take a look at your political shadiness. 805 00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:20,167 - Shoo. 806 00:29:20,167 --> 00:29:21,600 Hello, good Americans. 807 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,367 My name is Thorgy Thor, 808 00:29:23,367 --> 00:29:26,200 and I need your vote to become the first drag queen president 809 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,400 of the United States of America. 810 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,967 You need somebody you can trust. 811 00:29:30,967 --> 00:29:33,733 I've never told a lie, and I'm not about to begin now. 812 00:29:33,733 --> 00:29:35,967 This is my real hair. 813 00:29:35,967 --> 00:29:38,533 My opponent Chi Chi DeVayne 814 00:29:38,533 --> 00:29:40,733 once drank too many wine coolers in college, 815 00:29:40,733 --> 00:29:42,667 and she threw up on the floor. 816 00:29:42,667 --> 00:29:44,633 Now she visits recovering addicts 817 00:29:44,633 --> 00:29:47,100 and feeds food to the homeless. 818 00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:48,700 I'm not buying it. 819 00:29:48,700 --> 00:29:52,867 Chi Chi's hand always goes straight for the bottle. 820 00:29:52,867 --> 00:29:55,167 My top priority is health care. 821 00:29:55,167 --> 00:29:57,467 That's why I'm sending a very expensive bottle 822 00:29:57,467 --> 00:30:00,167 of champagne to every home in America. 823 00:30:00,167 --> 00:30:02,900 Cheers to your health and mine. 824 00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:05,567 [laughs] 825 00:30:05,567 --> 00:30:06,967 Whoo! 826 00:30:06,967 --> 00:30:09,000 Thorgy Thor for president, 827 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,367 because I'm more powerful than you. 828 00:30:12,367 --> 00:30:13,367 - Hmm. 829 00:30:13,367 --> 00:30:14,467 - [laughs] - All right. 830 00:30:14,467 --> 00:30:15,733 [applause] 831 00:30:15,733 --> 00:30:17,167 - Let's start with your runway look. 832 00:30:17,167 --> 00:30:19,467 It's not the most glamorous look on the runway. 833 00:30:19,467 --> 00:30:21,433 I think you look like a dead Boy George. 834 00:30:21,433 --> 00:30:24,767 - I was very entertained by your character. 835 00:30:24,767 --> 00:30:27,133 I thought it was a little Joan Crawford, 836 00:30:27,133 --> 00:30:28,400 Faye Dunaway... 837 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,567 - Thank you. - Over-the-top. 838 00:30:29,567 --> 00:30:31,500 - But I got totally confused 839 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:33,367 when you were passing out the food, 840 00:30:33,367 --> 00:30:35,100 and then you didn't see anything about the booze, 841 00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:37,067 and I was kind of-- I got a little lost on that. 842 00:30:37,067 --> 00:30:38,800 - Michelle even asked you, 843 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,000 "Don't you want to do, like, a boozy cutaway of Chi Chi?" 844 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,400 And we never saw that. 845 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,133 And in an ad of this length, 846 00:30:45,133 --> 00:30:46,933 you need to show us, not tell us, 847 00:30:46,933 --> 00:30:48,767 so that was a fail for me. 848 00:30:48,767 --> 00:30:52,600 - There was, like, no smear in that smear campaign. 849 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,900 Also, there was no tagline, like, no paid-for line. 850 00:30:55,900 --> 00:30:57,433 - The difficult thing was to cut down 851 00:30:57,433 --> 00:30:58,700 exactly what material 852 00:30:58,700 --> 00:31:00,067 I wanted to come across with this character. 853 00:31:00,067 --> 00:31:01,500 There were too many ideas. 854 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:02,867 - That's been a critique of you 855 00:31:02,867 --> 00:31:05,200 throughout the competition is learning how to edit. 856 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,600 - You're right. I could keep-- 857 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,533 I always just keep going, keep going, and going. 858 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:12,933 It is difficult to shut my thought processes down. 859 00:31:12,933 --> 00:31:14,733 - Thank you, Thorgy. 860 00:31:14,733 --> 00:31:16,900 Up next, Chi Chi DeVayne. 861 00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:18,833 - Okay. 862 00:31:18,833 --> 00:31:20,067 I'm Chi Chi DeVayne, 863 00:31:20,067 --> 00:31:22,233 and I approve this message, girl. 864 00:31:22,233 --> 00:31:23,767 I'm Chi Chi DeVayne, 865 00:31:23,767 --> 00:31:25,667 and I should be your next drag president 866 00:31:25,667 --> 00:31:28,233 because I'm real, chill, 867 00:31:28,233 --> 00:31:31,133 and my makeup don't peel. 868 00:31:31,133 --> 00:31:34,267 But my opponent Thorgy Thor is always caught looking 869 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:36,500 like she works for children's parties. 870 00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:39,367 Do you really want a clown running your country? 871 00:31:39,367 --> 00:31:41,733 I think not. 872 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,300 Meanwhile, I'm working to ensure 873 00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:47,533 that every American has a pot to piss in 874 00:31:47,533 --> 00:31:49,167 and a window to throw it out. 875 00:31:49,167 --> 00:31:51,300 And in that same pot, 876 00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:55,867 there'll be chitlins boiling for all. 877 00:31:55,867 --> 00:31:57,533 Thorgy want America to walk around 878 00:31:57,533 --> 00:32:00,767 with horrible hip pads that resemble Peggy Bundy. 879 00:32:00,767 --> 00:32:03,367 Who wants to walk around with a FUPA? 880 00:32:03,367 --> 00:32:06,767 America says, "Not me, Thorgy Thor." 881 00:32:06,767 --> 00:32:08,267 - This message has been paid for 882 00:32:08,267 --> 00:32:11,200 by citizens who like to eat rare and unusual animal parts. 883 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:14,467 - Oh! [laughter] 884 00:32:14,467 --> 00:32:15,667 Well. 885 00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:17,467 I really love this sassy character. 886 00:32:17,467 --> 00:32:19,933 However, your smear campaign, 887 00:32:19,933 --> 00:32:21,667 you could've drug her ass 888 00:32:21,667 --> 00:32:23,167 through the mud a whole lot more 889 00:32:23,167 --> 00:32:24,467 is all I'm gonna really tell you. 890 00:32:24,467 --> 00:32:26,700 - The look was a bit shocking to me. 891 00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:28,067 You're a drag queen president. 892 00:32:28,067 --> 00:32:29,400 I didn't feel like there was any "zjooshing" up. 893 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,233 - You were, like, rocking the Wanda Sykes 894 00:32:31,233 --> 00:32:33,867 as assistant in "Monster-in-Law" look. 895 00:32:33,867 --> 00:32:36,100 I wasn't a fan. 896 00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:39,467 I do think there really wasn't any smear in there, 897 00:32:39,467 --> 00:32:41,967 and I think for both of you, you were too nice to each other. 898 00:32:41,967 --> 00:32:43,600 Just remember what the challenge is. 899 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,833 - You came in in kind of a character, 900 00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:47,733 and I think we just had to push you a little bit 901 00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:49,800 for you to be in your skin. 902 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,167 - And that's the key for you, 903 00:32:51,167 --> 00:32:54,133 is to just own that bayou charm. 904 00:32:54,133 --> 00:32:56,500 - [sighs] 905 00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:59,133 Where I come from, it's damn hard 906 00:32:59,133 --> 00:33:01,267 to get out of the ghetto, to get out of that, 907 00:33:01,267 --> 00:33:03,733 and I think that's why I kind of--I don't want to be ghetto. 908 00:33:03,733 --> 00:33:05,400 You know what I mean? Because I feel like-- 909 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,533 - Let me just tell you this. 910 00:33:06,533 --> 00:33:07,700 Let me stop you here. 911 00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:09,367 Just be you. 912 00:33:09,367 --> 00:33:11,167 Honey, that's why we sent you a plane ticket. 913 00:33:11,167 --> 00:33:14,067 You know, we don't need you to be somebody else. 914 00:33:14,067 --> 00:33:15,233 - I do want to say 915 00:33:15,233 --> 00:33:17,167 that this my sixth season doing this, 916 00:33:17,167 --> 00:33:21,233 and I have not seen such a strong set of girls before. 917 00:33:21,233 --> 00:33:24,600 There is not one of you that was terrible at all. 918 00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,600 This is what we're up against as judges. 919 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:28,867 - Thank you, ladies. 920 00:33:28,867 --> 00:33:31,300 While you untuck backstage, 921 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:34,567 the judges and I will deliberate. 922 00:33:34,567 --> 00:33:38,300 Just between us swing voters, what do you think? 923 00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:39,667 Bob The Drag Queen. 924 00:33:39,667 --> 00:33:40,733 - Bob nailed it. 925 00:33:40,733 --> 00:33:42,300 - She's great at the comedy. 926 00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:44,633 She was great at the writing. She was great at the acting. 927 00:33:44,633 --> 00:33:47,167 - Bob had gravitas in that campaign. 928 00:33:47,167 --> 00:33:49,467 - You are in love with that word. 929 00:33:49,467 --> 00:33:51,200 - I still don't even know what it means. 930 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,067 - I know, I want to--tell me. - It means "heft." 931 00:33:53,067 --> 00:33:54,733 - Like a fat ass kind of heft? 932 00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:57,200 - Gravit-ass. 933 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,600 - Derrick Barry. 934 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,267 - When she was Derrick Bachmann, I think she smeared Bob, 935 00:34:01,267 --> 00:34:02,600 and she smeared him well. 936 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,067 She had a really good, campy, 937 00:34:05,067 --> 00:34:06,600 fun time with him. 938 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,067 - Those two have a history of being rivals, 939 00:34:09,067 --> 00:34:10,367 and they made it work for them. 940 00:34:10,367 --> 00:34:11,767 This is like what I do every week 941 00:34:11,767 --> 00:34:12,800 with Michelle Visage. 942 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,067 [laughter] 943 00:34:16,067 --> 00:34:17,600 Naomi Smalls. 944 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:21,600 - She was the only one that threw actual shade. 945 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:22,967 - And she's so likeable. 946 00:34:22,967 --> 00:34:27,233 - Now, that runway, she was padded for Jesus. 947 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:28,333 Gorgeous. 948 00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:30,767 - Naomi has risen to the occasion, 949 00:34:30,767 --> 00:34:33,767 and that's the progress we love in this competition. 950 00:34:33,767 --> 00:34:35,167 Kim Chi. 951 00:34:35,167 --> 00:34:38,467 - Her shade part with Naomi was "eh." 952 00:34:38,467 --> 00:34:40,867 - I didn't know whether or not she was doing a campaign ad 953 00:34:40,867 --> 00:34:42,667 or if she was doing a food ad. 954 00:34:42,667 --> 00:34:45,933 - But this kid is so imaginative, 955 00:34:45,933 --> 00:34:48,267 and then she brought up the no fats, no fems, 956 00:34:48,267 --> 00:34:50,500 no Asians thing, which was very political, 957 00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:53,233 the fact that gay people are fighting for fairness. 958 00:34:53,233 --> 00:34:55,500 But, you know, on Craigslist, 959 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:59,133 you're free to be as racist and body shaming as possible. 960 00:34:59,133 --> 00:35:00,433 - Really? - Yeah. 961 00:35:00,433 --> 00:35:01,733 - I'm gonna take that off my profile. 962 00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:02,733 [laughter] 963 00:35:02,733 --> 00:35:04,367 - Thorgy Thor. 964 00:35:04,367 --> 00:35:07,067 - This runway tonight was a swing and a miss. 965 00:35:07,067 --> 00:35:08,533 I know she's wacky and different, 966 00:35:08,533 --> 00:35:10,067 but it should be cohesive. 967 00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:11,667 - The political campaign, 968 00:35:11,667 --> 00:35:13,667 love the commitment to the character 969 00:35:13,667 --> 00:35:15,600 but it was kind of too much about her. 970 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,067 - She didn't do any of the smear campaign at all, 971 00:35:18,067 --> 00:35:20,067 and when she did, it was like, "Oh, enough about you 972 00:35:20,067 --> 00:35:21,333 but back to me." 973 00:35:21,333 --> 00:35:25,300 - Lots of ideas, but you've got to land a punch. 974 00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:26,467 Chi Chi DeVayne. 975 00:35:26,467 --> 00:35:27,967 - Tonight on the runway, 976 00:35:27,967 --> 00:35:31,067 that is the best she's looked this entire competition. 977 00:35:31,067 --> 00:35:36,533 - Unfortunately, I was not a fan of the political campaign. 978 00:35:36,533 --> 00:35:38,367 That wasn't somebody 979 00:35:38,367 --> 00:35:41,067 that could be the first drag queen president. 980 00:35:41,067 --> 00:35:43,533 - When Chi Chi walked out to meet Carson and I, 981 00:35:43,533 --> 00:35:46,567 I literally though it was James Brown coming out. 982 00:35:46,567 --> 00:35:49,067 [laughter] 983 00:35:49,067 --> 00:35:50,400 - Silence. 984 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:51,467 - Mm. 985 00:35:51,467 --> 00:35:52,933 - I've made my decision. 986 00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:57,333 Bring back my girls, Mr. Gorbachev! 987 00:35:57,333 --> 00:35:58,267 - [laughing] 988 00:36:01,233 --> 00:36:02,367 - [laughing] 989 00:36:03,433 --> 00:36:05,200 - Welcome back, ladies. 990 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:08,067 I've made some decisions. 991 00:36:08,067 --> 00:36:09,467 Bob The Drag Queen 992 00:36:09,467 --> 00:36:13,233 and Derrick Barry, condragulations, 993 00:36:13,233 --> 00:36:15,467 you are both the winners of this week's challenge. 994 00:36:15,467 --> 00:36:16,767 [applause] - Congrats, baby. 995 00:36:16,767 --> 00:36:19,700 - You've each won an original couture gown 996 00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:21,667 from Mountbatten Concepts. 997 00:36:21,667 --> 00:36:22,667 - Oh, wow. 998 00:36:22,667 --> 00:36:23,933 I'm on cloud nine. 999 00:36:23,933 --> 00:36:25,633 This is the moment I've been waiting for. 1000 00:36:25,633 --> 00:36:26,800 - Pleasure meeting all of you. Thank you. 1001 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,067 - Thank you, all of you. 1002 00:36:28,067 --> 00:36:29,367 - I'm glad that we won together. 1003 00:36:29,367 --> 00:36:30,700 Working with Derrick, I've learned to like 1004 00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:31,767 and respect him. 1005 00:36:31,767 --> 00:36:33,400 * 1006 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,800 - Naomi Smalls and Kim Chi, 1007 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,067 you are safe. 1008 00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:41,667 - [sighs] 1009 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,433 - You may join the other girls. 1010 00:36:45,433 --> 00:36:47,433 - Thank you so much. 1011 00:36:47,433 --> 00:36:49,800 - Thorgy Thor, Chi Chi DeVayne, 1012 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:54,067 I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination. 1013 00:36:54,067 --> 00:36:57,600 - I do not deserve to be in the bottom. 1014 00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,467 I ain't going home. 1015 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:02,433 - Two queens stand before me. 1016 00:37:02,433 --> 00:37:06,267 Ladies, this is your last chance 1017 00:37:06,267 --> 00:37:08,133 to impress me 1018 00:37:08,133 --> 00:37:12,567 and save yourself from elimination. 1019 00:37:12,567 --> 00:37:14,667 The time has come 1020 00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:17,333 for you to lip-synch 1021 00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:21,867 for your life! 1022 00:37:21,867 --> 00:37:24,500 - I am a performer through and through. 1023 00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:26,133 One of us has to go home. 1024 00:37:26,133 --> 00:37:27,233 She is. 1025 00:37:27,233 --> 00:37:29,500 - Good luck, 1026 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:31,133 and don't fuck it up. 1027 00:37:31,133 --> 00:37:35,933 - * And I am telling you 1028 00:37:35,933 --> 00:37:40,600 * I'm not going * 1029 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:44,367 * You're the best man I'll ever know * 1030 00:37:44,367 --> 00:37:48,200 * There's no way I can ever go * 1031 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,833 * No, no, there's no way * 1032 00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:56,933 * No, no, no, no way I'm living without you * 1033 00:37:56,933 --> 00:38:00,833 * I'm not living without you * 1034 00:38:00,833 --> 00:38:05,233 * I don't wanna be free * 1035 00:38:05,233 --> 00:38:08,667 * And you, and you 1036 00:38:08,667 --> 00:38:13,467 * You're gonna love me * 1037 00:38:13,467 --> 00:38:18,700 * And time and time, we've had so much to see and * 1038 00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:21,467 * No, no, no, no, no, no 1039 00:38:21,467 --> 00:38:22,933 * Tear down the mountains 1040 00:38:22,933 --> 00:38:24,733 * Yell, scream, and shout like you * 1041 00:38:24,733 --> 00:38:26,367 * Can say what you want 1042 00:38:26,367 --> 00:38:29,267 * I'm not walking out * 1043 00:38:29,267 --> 00:38:30,500 * Stop all the rivers, 1044 00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:32,233 * Push, strike, and kill 1045 00:38:32,233 --> 00:38:34,167 * I'm not gonna leave you * 1046 00:38:34,167 --> 00:38:40,467 * There's no way I will * 1047 00:38:40,467 --> 00:38:47,933 * And I am telling you 1048 00:38:47,933 --> 00:38:49,267 [beads rattling] 1049 00:38:49,267 --> 00:38:54,400 * I'm not going * 1050 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:58,200 * You're the best man I'll ever know * 1051 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:02,067 * There's no way I could ever, ever go * 1052 00:39:02,067 --> 00:39:05,667 * No, no, no, no way 1053 00:39:05,667 --> 00:39:14,333 * You're gonna love * 1054 00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:21,600 * Me 1055 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:25,833 - Wow. 1056 00:39:25,833 --> 00:39:28,767 [cheers and applause] 1057 00:39:32,967 --> 00:39:35,700 - Ladies, I've made my decision. 1058 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,533 Chi Chi DeVayne, 1059 00:39:43,533 --> 00:39:45,733 shantay, you stay. 1060 00:39:48,767 --> 00:39:50,100 - Thank you. 1061 00:39:53,267 --> 00:39:54,333 I love you, baby. 1062 00:39:54,333 --> 00:39:56,600 - I love you always. 1063 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,667 - Thorgy Thor, 1064 00:39:58,667 --> 00:40:01,433 you brought the BK to the RDR. 1065 00:40:01,433 --> 00:40:03,100 And, girl, 1066 00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:04,867 I ain't gonna l-i-e. 1067 00:40:04,867 --> 00:40:06,033 - [laughs] 1068 00:40:06,033 --> 00:40:08,500 - We loved every minute of it. 1069 00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:11,833 Now sashay away. 1070 00:40:11,833 --> 00:40:12,867 - Thank you, Ru, so much. 1071 00:40:12,867 --> 00:40:15,933 [applause] 1072 00:40:15,933 --> 00:40:16,967 I love you guys. 1073 00:40:16,967 --> 00:40:18,233 - Bye, Thorgy. - Bye, guys. 1074 00:40:18,233 --> 00:40:20,000 Witty catchphrase, you know what I mean? 1075 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,900 [laughter] 1076 00:40:22,900 --> 00:40:25,200 Ru, I think you made a little bit of a mistake, 1077 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,600 but you have your reasons for things. 1078 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,567 This show is a lot harder than you think, 1079 00:40:29,567 --> 00:40:31,633 so judge us kindly. 1080 00:40:31,633 --> 00:40:32,933 I don't regret a single thing. 1081 00:40:32,933 --> 00:40:34,333 I will look at this as a catalyst 1082 00:40:34,333 --> 00:40:35,533 towards more greatness. 1083 00:40:35,533 --> 00:40:36,867 I love you, Ru. 1084 00:40:39,267 --> 00:40:42,100 - Condragulations, ladies. 1085 00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:43,400 Now, remember, 1086 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,733 if you can't love yourself, 1087 00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:49,967 how in the hell are you and you and you 1088 00:40:49,967 --> 00:40:52,033 gonna love somebody else? 1089 00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:53,467 Can I get an amen in here? 1090 00:40:53,467 --> 00:40:54,600 [together] Amen. 1091 00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,733 - All right. Now let the music play. 1092 00:40:56,733 --> 00:40:58,233 ["Die Tomorrow" by RuPaul playing] 1093 00:40:58,233 --> 00:41:00,567 * Die tomorrow, live tonight * 1094 00:41:00,567 --> 00:41:04,433 * Die tomorrow, live tonight * 1095 00:41:04,433 --> 00:41:07,700 * Die tomorrow, live tonight *