1 00:00:02,033 --> 00:00:04,033 - Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race... 2 00:00:04,033 --> 00:00:07,433 - You'll be acting in 9021-Ho. 3 00:00:07,433 --> 00:00:09,833 [cheering] 4 00:00:09,833 --> 00:00:14,667 - Grandrea Zuckerwoman will be played by Aja. 5 00:00:14,667 --> 00:00:17,367 - I don't want to be Grandrea. 6 00:00:17,367 --> 00:00:20,100 - If it's going to be that tense, I'll take Grandrea. 7 00:00:21,367 --> 00:00:22,700 -Action. -Action. 8 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:24,733 - No wonder I'm addicted to speed. 9 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:26,967 - I'm addicted to speed, too. 10 00:00:26,967 --> 00:00:29,767 -No, you're not. -No, you're not. 11 00:00:29,767 --> 00:00:32,267 - We're all going to the same college. 12 00:00:32,267 --> 00:00:35,067 We're gonna work together again. 13 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:39,700 - Nina Bo'nina Brown Carrington Colby. 14 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:41,600 - You weren't really selling the lines. 15 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:42,733 - Where are the cool people? 16 00:00:42,733 --> 00:00:45,033 -Aja. -You were playing the bitch, 17 00:00:45,033 --> 00:00:46,533 and it felt kind of flat for me. 18 00:00:46,533 --> 00:00:48,900 You basically handed Shea a moment to shine. 19 00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:51,233 - Trinity Taylor, 20 00:00:51,233 --> 00:00:53,700 you're the winner of this week's challenge. 21 00:00:53,700 --> 00:00:57,300 Nina Bo'nina Brown, shantay, you stay. 22 00:00:57,300 --> 00:01:00,067 Aja, sashay away. 23 00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:11,667 - Oh, that was a rough, rough one, honey. 24 00:01:11,667 --> 00:01:13,300 -Whoo. -Oh. 25 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:15,567 - I feel heartbroken. 26 00:01:15,567 --> 00:01:17,300 Aja was my Brooklyn boo, 27 00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:19,967 and I'm really, really gonna miss her. 28 00:01:19,967 --> 00:01:22,800 - "Love you guys. XOXO, Aja." 29 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:24,600 -Aw. -Aw. 30 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:25,767 - Anybody got any Windex? 31 00:01:25,767 --> 00:01:27,233 - [laughs] 32 00:01:27,233 --> 00:01:30,467 The truth is, I'm thrilled to see the room thinning out 33 00:01:30,467 --> 00:01:34,433 because I know I'm the contender in this competition. 34 00:01:34,433 --> 00:01:35,567 - Aren't y'all two neck and neck now? 35 00:01:35,567 --> 00:01:38,100 - Well, I have two wins and she has a win 36 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:39,467 and then a partnered win. 37 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:40,633 -Ooh! -Ooh! 38 00:01:40,633 --> 00:01:42,433 - But also, weren't you in the bottom two? 39 00:01:42,433 --> 00:01:44,800 And I never even landed in the bottom three, bitch. 40 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,167 What's up? - Oh. 41 00:01:47,167 --> 00:01:49,200 -Ouch. -Oh! 42 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,367 [all laugh] 43 00:01:52,067 --> 00:01:54,633 - I'm kind of jealous. I want to win, too. 44 00:01:54,633 --> 00:01:56,100 'Cause we're at the point now 45 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:59,367 where if you haven't won at least one challenge, then... 46 00:01:59,367 --> 00:02:01,900 why are you here? 47 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:04,200 - Well, how do you feel being told that you're perfect? 48 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,533 Again. 49 00:02:05,533 --> 00:02:06,733 - They told you you're perfect? 50 00:02:06,733 --> 00:02:09,600 - One day, she'll run out of perfection. 51 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,433 - Yeah, we'd all like to be in the top, 52 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:14,900 but the cookie doesn't always crumble that way. 53 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:16,967 - Thank you, JonBenet Ramsey. 54 00:02:16,967 --> 00:02:18,800 [all laugh] 55 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,533 - At this point, 56 00:02:20,533 --> 00:02:24,567 there's only two girls who have not won any challenges yet, 57 00:02:24,567 --> 00:02:26,267 Peppermint and Farrah. 58 00:02:26,267 --> 00:02:27,633 That ain't a good thing. 59 00:02:27,633 --> 00:02:30,467 - Hey, Farrah, thanks for looking like a drag queen today. 60 00:02:30,467 --> 00:02:33,100 [all laugh] 61 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:35,733 - Peppermint's for sure in trouble, 62 00:02:35,733 --> 00:02:38,067 and Farrah's days are for sure numbered. 63 00:02:38,067 --> 00:02:42,067 Bye-bye, do not collect $200, 64 00:02:42,067 --> 00:02:43,633 no cab ride for you. 65 00:02:45,067 --> 00:02:46,200 - Oh... 66 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,400 - The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race 67 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,967 receives a one-year supply 68 00:02:50,967 --> 00:02:53,433 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics 69 00:02:53,433 --> 00:02:56,800 and a cash prize of $100,000. 70 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,067 With extra special guest judges 71 00:02:59,067 --> 00:03:02,133 Fortune Feimster and Tamar Braxton. 72 00:03:02,133 --> 00:03:03,400 - * RuPaul's Drag Race 73 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,800 - * May the best woman 74 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:08,167 - * Best woman win 75 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:12,100 - Hello, girls. 76 00:03:12,100 --> 00:03:13,367 It's today. 77 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:16,300 - Good morning. 78 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:19,367 - It's a new day, which means a new challenge. 79 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:21,667 [laughs] 80 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:23,400 - Hello, hello, hello. 81 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:26,400 -Oh! -Oh! 82 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:29,233 - Ladies, I just came from the eye doctor, 83 00:03:29,233 --> 00:03:31,867 and she prescribed me these new reading glasses. 84 00:03:31,867 --> 00:03:34,867 And her timing couldn't have been better 85 00:03:34,867 --> 00:03:39,067 because in the great tradition of Paris Is Burning, 86 00:03:39,067 --> 00:03:41,333 it's time for the reading challenge. 87 00:03:41,333 --> 00:03:43,367 [all laugh] 88 00:03:43,367 --> 00:03:45,200 Because reading is what? 89 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,067 -Fundamental. -Fundamental. 90 00:03:47,067 --> 00:03:48,200 - Thank you very much. 91 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,600 Sasha Velour, come on down. 92 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,333 - Whoo. 93 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:53,700 - The library is open, darling. 94 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,967 - Okay. [clears throat] 95 00:03:55,967 --> 00:03:59,600 Alexis Michelle, Broadway's calling. 96 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,133 In this case, it's the one in Brooklyn 97 00:04:01,133 --> 00:04:02,467 where the whores work. 98 00:04:02,467 --> 00:04:03,733 [all laugh] 99 00:04:03,733 --> 00:04:08,133 Shea Coulee, you remind me of my favorite movies. 100 00:04:08,133 --> 00:04:10,267 Your fashion, Coming To America, 101 00:04:10,267 --> 00:04:13,667 and your smile, Jurassic Park. 102 00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:15,367 [all laugh] 103 00:04:15,367 --> 00:04:18,467 - I'm so happy that we have on loan, 104 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:21,567 from Madame Tussaud's RuPaul statue 105 00:04:21,567 --> 00:04:23,833 and Miss Trinity Taylor. 106 00:04:23,833 --> 00:04:25,667 Nina Bo'nina Brown, 107 00:04:25,667 --> 00:04:28,367 your pads are so big, 108 00:04:28,367 --> 00:04:30,667 you bend down to pick something up off the street 109 00:04:30,667 --> 00:04:34,933 and the garbage man says, who left this raggedy couch here? 110 00:04:34,933 --> 00:04:37,233 Goodwill pickup is on Sundays. 111 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:38,433 [all laugh] 112 00:04:38,433 --> 00:04:40,300 - Farrah Moan, all those mens 113 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:42,333 that buy you fancy designer shoes, 114 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:44,700 they're not your boyfriends. 115 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:47,067 They're called johns, and they're your employers. 116 00:04:47,067 --> 00:04:49,300 -Ooh. -Ooh. 117 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:52,867 Shea-Shea Coulee, you sure are a scene stealer. 118 00:04:52,867 --> 00:04:56,133 I guess gnawing on set pieces explains those teeth. 119 00:04:56,133 --> 00:04:58,300 -Ooh. -Oh. 120 00:04:58,300 --> 00:05:00,700 - That felt good. 121 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:03,233 -Valentina. -Yeah. 122 00:05:03,233 --> 00:05:06,100 - Your wardrobe sure does look expensive, 123 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:07,500 but money can't buy talent. 124 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:09,667 -Ooh. -Hey! 125 00:05:09,667 --> 00:05:12,533 - Farrah. You really are the social media queen. 126 00:05:12,533 --> 00:05:15,567 Too bad you can't get a filter for that personality. 127 00:05:15,567 --> 00:05:18,400 -Oh! -Oh. 128 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:22,233 - Peppermint, you assassinated Cynthia in the lip sync, 129 00:05:22,233 --> 00:05:24,467 but did you have to practice on your wardrobe? 130 00:05:24,467 --> 00:05:26,067 - Ha-ha! 131 00:05:26,067 --> 00:05:28,800 - Nina Bo'nina Brown Jurassica Parker. 132 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,133 - Hey, sis. 133 00:05:30,133 --> 00:05:33,100 - You've had some ups and downs in this competition, 134 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:36,467 and I cannot wait to read it all in your biography: 135 00:05:36,467 --> 00:05:38,200 Fifty Shades of Ashy. 136 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,700 [all laugh] 137 00:05:39,700 --> 00:05:43,767 - Alexis Michelle, you're oh, so * Broadway 138 00:05:43,767 --> 00:05:47,433 but you're also very broad. 139 00:05:47,433 --> 00:05:49,900 Trinity Taylor, I once told you 140 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:52,133 that you're so beautiful inside and out. 141 00:05:52,133 --> 00:05:54,467 I lied, you ugly stripper. 142 00:05:54,467 --> 00:05:56,533 [all laugh] 143 00:05:56,533 --> 00:05:58,533 Ladies, we're going to do an exercise. 144 00:05:58,533 --> 00:06:01,833 Everybody raise your arms up to the sky. 145 00:06:01,833 --> 00:06:04,233 And, Shea, this is for you. 146 00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:06,067 One word: 147 00:06:06,067 --> 00:06:07,433 deodorant, bitch! 148 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:10,200 [all laugh] 149 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:12,433 Peppermint, you need one. 150 00:06:12,433 --> 00:06:15,233 [all laugh] 151 00:06:15,233 --> 00:06:16,900 - I told y'all she's sneaky. 152 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:19,167 - Oh, my God, I hate doing this kind of stuff. 153 00:06:19,167 --> 00:06:20,167 - I know. 154 00:06:20,167 --> 00:06:22,400 - Sasha... [all laugh] 155 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,100 You and Ru have a lot in common. 156 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:25,800 He's bald, you bald. 157 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,867 He wear glasses, you wear glasses. 158 00:06:28,867 --> 00:06:30,600 He's rich-- Never mind. 159 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:31,933 [all laugh] 160 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:35,467 Alexis, you're like a BMW. 161 00:06:35,467 --> 00:06:36,933 Body made wrong. 162 00:06:36,933 --> 00:06:38,500 - Oh! 163 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:42,067 - Valentina, you think you're Miss Venezuela, 164 00:06:42,067 --> 00:06:45,500 but you're more like Miss Quinceañera. 165 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:47,067 - Oh, man. 166 00:06:47,067 --> 00:06:50,233 - Alexis Michelle, Pillsbury called. 167 00:06:50,233 --> 00:06:51,867 They want their rolls back. 168 00:06:51,867 --> 00:06:54,767 -Ooh. -Oh. 169 00:06:54,767 --> 00:06:56,700 - Okay, that's all I got. 170 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:58,233 - Thank you, Farrah Moan. 171 00:06:58,233 --> 00:07:01,300 -Farrah. -I can't do that. 172 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:02,367 - Oh, you did. 173 00:07:02,367 --> 00:07:05,867 - The library is officially closed. 174 00:07:05,867 --> 00:07:09,500 Now, you're all avid readers, 175 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:12,767 but one of you is the head librarian. 176 00:07:12,767 --> 00:07:14,267 Valentina. 177 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,133 - Oh, you did it! 178 00:07:16,133 --> 00:07:19,333 - You've won a four-night stay for you and a guest 179 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:21,100 at the Saguaro Palm Springs. 180 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:23,433 - Oh, I love Palm Springs. 181 00:07:23,433 --> 00:07:27,267 - Now, reading one another do take nerve, 182 00:07:27,267 --> 00:07:31,100 but you need titanium balls and tits 183 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:33,633 to read a legendary queen. 184 00:07:35,067 --> 00:07:36,467 So for this week's maxi challenge, 185 00:07:36,467 --> 00:07:38,533 we're bringing back... 186 00:07:38,533 --> 00:07:40,567 The RuPaul Roast. 187 00:07:40,567 --> 00:07:42,067 -Oh. -Oh. 188 00:07:42,067 --> 00:07:43,833 - #RuPaulRoast. 189 00:07:43,833 --> 00:07:48,267 But this time, our guest of dishonor won't be me. 190 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:50,933 The person you'll be roasting is... 191 00:07:52,433 --> 00:07:54,567 Michelle Visage. 192 00:07:54,567 --> 00:07:57,100 [all cheer] 193 00:07:57,100 --> 00:08:00,400 And get this. She has no idea. 194 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,133 -[gasps] -Oh, my God. 195 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:04,500 - Now, Valentina, since you won the reading challenge, 196 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:07,633 you'll decide the order of the presenters. 197 00:08:07,633 --> 00:08:10,067 And a word of warning, ladies. 198 00:08:10,067 --> 00:08:12,700 Michelle never forgets. 199 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:16,500 [evil laugh] 200 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:20,100 So don't fuck it up. 201 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:23,300 [applause] - Whoo! 202 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:25,067 - Here we go, y'all. 203 00:08:25,067 --> 00:08:27,867 - What are you thinking, Valentina? 204 00:08:27,867 --> 00:08:29,200 - Do you know what order you want to go in? 205 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:30,700 - I want to go just somewhere in the middle. 206 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:33,633 - Valentina, I know that, like, first and last 207 00:08:33,633 --> 00:08:34,700 are like the hardest positions, 208 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:36,867 and I don't mind either one of them. 209 00:08:36,867 --> 00:08:40,067 - Okay. So going first, it's going to be Shea. 210 00:08:40,067 --> 00:08:41,067 - All right. 211 00:08:41,067 --> 00:08:43,633 - Second is going to be Sasha. - Okay. 212 00:08:43,633 --> 00:08:45,567 - Third is going to be the one and only me. 213 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:46,867 Going fourth, Trinity. 214 00:08:46,867 --> 00:08:49,267 Fifth, Farrah. Sixth, Peppermint. 215 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:51,400 Seventh, Nina Bo'nina Brown. 216 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,467 And closing our show is Alexis. 217 00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:56,067 - Time for us to start writing jokes. 218 00:08:56,067 --> 00:08:58,067 Be clever. That's the goal. 219 00:08:58,067 --> 00:09:00,633 - Here's a tip. Don't make it about my body. 220 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,100 - Oh, my Lord. 221 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:05,367 - I was surprised. 222 00:09:05,367 --> 00:09:08,233 You guys came from-- anything to do with my size. 223 00:09:08,233 --> 00:09:10,967 I just, like, would have preferred 224 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,433 not to do with body image. 225 00:09:12,433 --> 00:09:16,367 So that's all I have to say about that. 226 00:09:16,367 --> 00:09:17,667 - People, we can't be sensitive. 227 00:09:17,667 --> 00:09:19,567 It's a comedy challenge. 228 00:09:19,567 --> 00:09:21,200 - Girl, get over it. 229 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,067 You knew people were going to read you. 230 00:09:23,067 --> 00:09:26,200 You made fun of other people. Calm down. 231 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,767 You're a drag queen, honey. 232 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:30,100 - I'm sorry about my joke. 233 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:31,433 - I don't want you to feel 234 00:09:31,433 --> 00:09:34,067 that I think it's okay to make you feel that way. 235 00:09:34,067 --> 00:09:35,933 - I feel like right now, Alexis is in her head, 236 00:09:35,933 --> 00:09:37,933 and I'm concerned 237 00:09:37,933 --> 00:09:39,533 that she's not going to take it far enough. 238 00:09:39,533 --> 00:09:43,300 And for a roast to be good, you gotta go all the way. 239 00:09:47,367 --> 00:09:48,433 - Coming up... 240 00:09:48,433 --> 00:09:49,967 - Everybody's nervous. 241 00:09:49,967 --> 00:09:53,600 -Oh. -Oh. 242 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:55,833 No digo nada. 243 00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:56,833 - Bye, bitch. 244 00:09:56,833 --> 00:09:59,200 [RuPaul laughs, bell rings] 245 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,600 [RuPaul laughs] 246 00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:05,000 - Oh. 247 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,167 - Oh, my God. 248 00:10:06,167 --> 00:10:09,967 - We have to do a roast of Michelle Visage. 249 00:10:09,967 --> 00:10:12,433 Oh, my fucking God. Everybody's nervous. 250 00:10:12,433 --> 00:10:14,700 - Aja, you might have got lucky getting out of here. 251 00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:16,867 - I am frozen, 252 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,600 and I'm not even talking about my face. 253 00:10:22,233 --> 00:10:25,067 - So I have my pen in one hand 254 00:10:25,067 --> 00:10:28,533 and I have my hand on a piece of paper, 255 00:10:28,533 --> 00:10:31,367 and I just think. 256 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,100 And... nothing. 257 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:37,967 Oh... 258 00:10:37,967 --> 00:10:41,100 Virgen de Gaudalupe, por favor, ayúdame en este momento 259 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:42,667 porque no digo nada. 260 00:10:42,667 --> 00:10:45,167 - Girl, Guadalupe ain't gonna write these jokes for you. 261 00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:47,233 You gotta do it for your own self, girl. 262 00:10:47,233 --> 00:10:48,667 So get to work. 263 00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:50,133 - [whimpers] 264 00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:51,500 - Hello. 265 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,267 -Hi! -Hello. 266 00:10:53,267 --> 00:10:54,633 - Hi. 267 00:10:54,633 --> 00:10:56,733 - I brought Ross to help you with your material. 268 00:10:56,733 --> 00:10:58,400 - This is my first time ever in the workroom. 269 00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,733 Do you know that? - You're kidding. 270 00:10:59,733 --> 00:11:02,167 Oh, my goodness, well, welcome. 271 00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:04,100 - It's just like I pictured it. 272 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,967 [all laugh] 273 00:11:05,967 --> 00:11:07,667 - Alexis Michelle. 274 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,400 -Hi, gentlemen. -Hi. 275 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:10,933 - Now, a little birdie told me that you 276 00:11:10,933 --> 00:11:14,833 were a little miffed off by the reading challenge. 277 00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:16,767 - I just thought some of my sisters 278 00:11:16,767 --> 00:11:18,900 could have come up with more original material. 279 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:20,700 - Oh. 280 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:23,767 You were more disappointed than miffed. 281 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,400 - No, the truth is, Ru, 282 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,533 body image has been something I've struggled with 283 00:11:27,533 --> 00:11:28,967 for a lot of my life. 284 00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:31,267 And I have talked with my sisters 285 00:11:31,267 --> 00:11:34,500 and they know what I've struggled with. 286 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:38,933 That's why it was a little bit, um, hurtful. 287 00:11:38,933 --> 00:11:41,767 - So you feel like it's okay for you to make fun of someone else, 288 00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:44,367 but not someone else to make fun of you. 289 00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:48,767 - Um, look, I will try, you know, 290 00:11:48,767 --> 00:11:50,933 whenever I come for anybody on that runway, 291 00:11:50,933 --> 00:11:53,200 to make sure that we're all laughing together. 292 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,600 - Right. But that's the thing about comedy. 293 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,100 You know, a lot of times, 294 00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:59,267 especially people who've been through hell and high water 295 00:11:59,267 --> 00:12:00,400 with an issue, 296 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,200 the only way to get through it 297 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,200 is to friggin' laugh at it. 298 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,367 - Laugh at it, that's true. 299 00:12:04,367 --> 00:12:06,333 - Mm-hmm. 'Cause look, you survived. 300 00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:07,500 - Yeah. 301 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,867 - Have you ever done comedy before? 302 00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:10,933 - I have. Actually, at my weekly show, 303 00:12:10,933 --> 00:12:12,867 I spend a lot of time on the mic. 304 00:12:12,867 --> 00:12:15,133 - And you're actually going last in the lineup. 305 00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:16,400 How do you feel about that? 306 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,067 - I honestly was ready to open her 307 00:12:18,067 --> 00:12:20,333 and set the tone or close her out 308 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:23,067 and, uh, let them eat cake. 309 00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:24,167 - Okay. All right. 310 00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:26,233 - Well, listen, you have experience in this. 311 00:12:26,233 --> 00:12:27,967 A lot of the other girls don't. 312 00:12:27,967 --> 00:12:30,733 And because you do, we're going to need you to bring it extra. 313 00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:33,067 - All right. We'll see you out there. 314 00:12:33,067 --> 00:12:34,067 Make us laugh. 315 00:12:34,067 --> 00:12:35,900 See you. - Bye. 316 00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:38,333 -Hey, Farrah Moan. -Oh, hi. 317 00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:40,067 - Now, you did the reading earlier. 318 00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:41,300 How'd that go for you? 319 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:44,500 - Honestly, I really didn't like doing it. 320 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:48,067 You know, I did go for a low blow with Alexis Michelle 321 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:50,600 and it did not feel good. 322 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,300 - Now, are you more worried 323 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,733 about what other people will think of you? 324 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:57,167 - I just am more worried 325 00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,800 about staying true to my integrity 326 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,367 and not hurting anyone. 327 00:13:01,367 --> 00:13:03,533 - You're 12. What kind of integrity do you have? 328 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,233 - [laughs] I get it. 329 00:13:05,233 --> 00:13:06,967 I would go on Chelsea Lately all the time, 330 00:13:06,967 --> 00:13:09,667 and that show was really about tearing down Hollywood. 331 00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:10,933 And my nature is to be nice, 332 00:13:10,933 --> 00:13:12,367 so I'd be the one in the corner 333 00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:14,867 going, but I like Jessica Simpson, 334 00:13:14,867 --> 00:13:16,233 you know, trying to... - Oh... 335 00:13:16,233 --> 00:13:17,467 - But it can be done. 336 00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:18,733 Lube her up a little bit. - Yeah. 337 00:13:18,733 --> 00:13:21,467 - You know what I mean? I love you, Michelle, but... 338 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,800 - Uh-huh, uh-huh. 339 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,733 - I'm the biggest fan of Michelle Visage, but... 340 00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:26,367 - Yeah, exactly. 341 00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:27,800 - Then it's not as mean. 342 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,200 -Totally. -Except it's totally mean. 343 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,300 - Yeah, right. 344 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,300 Now, you haven't won any challenges. 345 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:33,433 - I know. 346 00:13:33,433 --> 00:13:34,600 - Because at this point in the competition, 347 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:35,933 if you haven't won any challenges, 348 00:13:35,933 --> 00:13:37,867 you may wind up in the bottom. 349 00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:40,067 - Oh, don't say that, Ru. 350 00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:42,100 -You gotta come for it. -Okay? 351 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:43,567 - All right, make us laugh. 352 00:13:43,567 --> 00:13:44,733 - Yeah. 353 00:13:44,733 --> 00:13:45,767 -By-eee. -By-eee. 354 00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:47,233 [laughs] 355 00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:48,233 Hey, Pep-Pep-Peppermint. 356 00:13:48,233 --> 00:13:49,567 - Hey, yo, yo, Ru. 357 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,533 -Hi. How are you? -Ross, hey, baby. 358 00:13:51,533 --> 00:13:52,933 -Good to see you. -Now, obviously, 359 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,800 Michelle is the target of this roast. 360 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,100 Does this scare you? Does this excite you? 361 00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:59,367 - It scares the shit out of me. 362 00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:00,533 - Tell me about it. 363 00:14:00,533 --> 00:14:02,267 - I've never roasted anyone before. 364 00:14:02,267 --> 00:14:03,967 - Are you a funny queen? 365 00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:04,967 - I think so. 366 00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:06,267 I mean, I think people will laugh. 367 00:14:06,267 --> 00:14:08,967 - I think you are, but so far in this competition, 368 00:14:08,967 --> 00:14:10,867 you've had some trouble 369 00:14:10,867 --> 00:14:13,167 getting out of the gate, so to speak. 370 00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:15,367 - I feel like it's more like crossing the finish line. 371 00:14:15,367 --> 00:14:16,367 - Okay, all right. 372 00:14:16,367 --> 00:14:17,967 - Ding, ding, dong. 373 00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:19,700 Are you hungry for a win? 374 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,533 - I'm starving, and this is the time. 375 00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:22,567 - Well, that's up to you. 376 00:14:22,567 --> 00:14:24,867 All right, thanks, Peppermint. 377 00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:30,067 Sasha Velour. - Hi, guys. 378 00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:31,867 - Now, you're very smart. You're intellectual. 379 00:14:31,867 --> 00:14:35,133 How are you going to pull off a gutter roast? 380 00:14:35,133 --> 00:14:38,400 - I feel like my worries about not being funny 381 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,733 have been getting in my way. 382 00:14:39,733 --> 00:14:41,700 - Are you funny in life? 383 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,267 - That's the big question. 384 00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:45,733 I make people laugh, but in my shows, 385 00:14:45,733 --> 00:14:48,433 my edge is that it's serious and analytical 386 00:14:48,433 --> 00:14:51,267 and has a bit of philosophy and politics. 387 00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:52,533 - You gotta use what you got. 388 00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:56,333 Maybe you can use this sort of intellectual thing 389 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:59,067 to make fun of yourself and then go after Michelle. 390 00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:00,367 You know what I'm saying? - Yeah, yeah. 391 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:02,533 Now, how's the joke writing coming along? 392 00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:05,167 - I'm having some writer's block with this one. 393 00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:07,133 - Well, time's running out. 394 00:15:07,133 --> 00:15:08,867 -I know. -Have you written any jokes? 395 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:12,567 - I've written the words "mutton dressed as lamb." 396 00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:15,333 [all laugh] 397 00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:17,100 Which could apply to a lot of people. 398 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:18,300 - Yeah. 399 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,700 - This is going to be very interesting. 400 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:22,600 - Just make sure you make us laugh. 401 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:23,833 - Absolutely. 402 00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:25,300 - And don't forget, please, make us laugh. 403 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,833 [all laugh] 404 00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:28,433 -See you. -See you. 405 00:15:29,767 --> 00:15:32,167 - All right, listen up, pretty girls. 406 00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:33,267 Roast them good, ladies. 407 00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,067 -Mm-hmm. -[laughs] 408 00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,067 Let's go, Ross. 409 00:15:36,067 --> 00:15:38,267 - Okay, bye. Bye, bye, bye. 410 00:15:38,267 --> 00:15:39,667 - Whoo! 411 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,367 - So mutton is old sheep. 412 00:15:47,367 --> 00:15:48,500 - Okay, okay, okay. 413 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,933 - And lamb is baby sheep. 414 00:15:49,933 --> 00:15:50,933 But also people use it 415 00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:52,167 to describe when someone who is old 416 00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:53,700 is dressing to appear younger. 417 00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:56,067 - Okay. Mm-mm. 418 00:15:56,067 --> 00:15:58,167 [both laugh] 419 00:15:58,167 --> 00:16:00,067 Bye, bitch. 420 00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:01,500 [laughs] 421 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,500 - Coming up... 422 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,967 We challenged our queens 423 00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:06,167 to perform in the second RuPaul Roast, 424 00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:09,933 but our guest of honor isn't going to be me. 425 00:16:13,367 --> 00:16:15,433 [RuPaul laughs, bell rings] 426 00:16:16,633 --> 00:16:18,767 [RuPaul laughs] 427 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:24,233 - This week's maxi challenge is the RuPaul Roast 428 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,800 and this time, we'll be roasting Michelle Visage. 429 00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:30,200 -Farrah? -Yes. 430 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:33,200 - I'm sorry I insinuated you were a prostitute. 431 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,667 - Oh, thank you, baby. 432 00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:37,467 I'm sorry I made fun of your rolls, 433 00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:39,867 and I'm sorry for bringing it up now. 434 00:16:39,867 --> 00:16:41,267 [all laugh] 435 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:44,233 - I'm sure that your johns are really lovely people. 436 00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:46,167 - Oh. 437 00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:47,533 -Whoo! -Whoo! 438 00:16:47,533 --> 00:16:49,233 - Okay, girl. 439 00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:51,233 [all laugh] 440 00:16:51,233 --> 00:16:52,533 - There's moments, you guys, 441 00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,267 where, like, there's a joke said 442 00:16:54,267 --> 00:16:55,667 and then everybody laughs and I look around 443 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:58,067 and just start, like, laughing to blend in. 444 00:16:58,067 --> 00:16:59,200 [all laugh] 445 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,633 - That was my experience. 446 00:17:00,633 --> 00:17:02,200 When I first lived in Russia, 447 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,400 humor in another language is so challenging. 448 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,600 - How long did you live there? 449 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,067 - I lived there for, like, 450 00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,700 two and a half years altogether. 451 00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:11,367 - Oh, my God. I got stuck in Moscow. 452 00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:17,233 I was presenting female and my ID does not match. 453 00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:19,467 And I was in Moscow airport 454 00:17:19,467 --> 00:17:21,467 for a connection, I think, like 30 minutes. 455 00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:23,633 This was eight months ago. 456 00:17:23,633 --> 00:17:24,733 - Oh, my God. 457 00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:26,200 - And so we land and we're supposed to go 458 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,767 to the little transfer desk or whatever. 459 00:17:27,767 --> 00:17:32,167 And the woman, she didn't speak any English, 460 00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:35,667 and she just kept looking at my ID and looking at me. 461 00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:37,367 And it was clear that she was disagreeing 462 00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:40,333 with the fact that my ID looked male 463 00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,567 and I looked female. 464 00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:44,367 Okay, so that's what it was. 465 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,833 So she detained me. 466 00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:48,067 - Oh, my. That's really terrifying. 467 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,467 - I was terrified to the point 468 00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:51,700 where I had to snatch my own wig off my head 469 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:52,933 in the line with all these people. 470 00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:54,067 - Oh, my God. 471 00:17:54,067 --> 00:17:56,467 - Just to prove to her that I'm... 472 00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:57,767 this is me and please let me go in. 473 00:17:57,767 --> 00:17:58,867 It was so humiliating. 474 00:17:58,867 --> 00:18:01,133 - That's really a tragedy. 475 00:18:01,133 --> 00:18:03,833 There's a lot of gender fear in Russia. 476 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,733 -Yeah. -I feel for her. 477 00:18:05,733 --> 00:18:08,467 When I was living in Russia, I had to disguise myself. 478 00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:10,600 I couldn't be Sasha Velour. 479 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,233 I had to think carefully about what clothes I was wearing, 480 00:18:13,233 --> 00:18:15,100 how I moved my body. 481 00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:19,533 Queer people in Russia are living in an oppressive system. 482 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:20,733 - I just have to keep in mind 483 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:23,300 that it doesn't take away my womanhood. 484 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:26,100 -Amen. -A-woman. 485 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,800 [all laugh] 486 00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:39,800 [RuPaul laughs] 487 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:47,100 - * Covergirl, put the bass in your walk * 488 00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:50,533 * Head to toe, let your whole body talk * 489 00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:53,667 And what? 490 00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:57,100 - Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race. 491 00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,900 Michelle Visage, it's roasting time. 492 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:01,667 Hope you brought a pig. 493 00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:03,900 - I sure did. [snort snort] 494 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:08,367 - From Hollywood Today Live, the hilarious Ross Mathews. 495 00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:11,067 Are you ready to be read, for filth? 496 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,600 - Good thing I brought my sani-wipes. 497 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:13,633 - Eew. 498 00:19:13,633 --> 00:19:14,867 [all laugh] 499 00:19:14,867 --> 00:19:18,967 Writer, actress, comedienne Fortune Feimster. 500 00:19:18,967 --> 00:19:20,900 I hope you have a thick skin. 501 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:23,867 - Yeah, and I'm extra crispy. 502 00:19:23,867 --> 00:19:25,067 [all laugh] 503 00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:29,700 - And Drag Race favorite of alltime.com, 504 00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,833 Tamar Braxton. Hey, girl. 505 00:19:31,833 --> 00:19:33,667 - Hi, darling. 506 00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:36,867 - [laughs] This week, we challenged our queens 507 00:19:36,867 --> 00:19:40,667 to perform in the second ever RuPaul Roast. 508 00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:45,100 But this time, our guest of honor isn't going to be me. 509 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:48,367 I've challenged our queens to roast... 510 00:19:48,367 --> 00:19:50,133 Michelle Visage. 511 00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:53,067 -Oh. -What? 512 00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,800 - Surprise! 513 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,800 - No. 514 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,600 Bitch. - It takes one to know one. 515 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,867 [all laugh] 516 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:04,800 With cool cocktails provided by Micky's West Hollywood, 517 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:08,033 let's get this Michelle roast started. 518 00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:10,433 Gentlemen, start your engines, 519 00:20:10,433 --> 00:20:12,700 and may the best woman win. 520 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:13,967 Coming up... 521 00:20:13,967 --> 00:20:15,933 - It's me, Mother Maybelline 522 00:20:15,933 --> 00:20:18,133 Nina Bo'nina Banana Fofana 523 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:20,367 Osama bin Laden Brown's great aunt. 524 00:20:24,467 --> 00:20:26,500 [RuPaul laughs, bell rings] 525 00:20:27,867 --> 00:20:30,000 [RuPaul laughs] 526 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,100 [cheers and applause] 527 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:37,367 - Welcome to the second annual RuPaul's Roast. 528 00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:41,300 This year, we are really switching things up. 529 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:44,667 Instead of RuPaul, we are going to roast 530 00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:47,733 a man of true charisma, 531 00:20:47,733 --> 00:20:51,267 uniqueness, nerve and talent. 532 00:20:51,267 --> 00:20:53,167 [Michelle laughs] 533 00:20:53,167 --> 00:20:54,733 Unfortunately, he was unavailable, 534 00:20:54,733 --> 00:20:57,200 so it's going to be Michelle Visage. 535 00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:02,933 Michelle, we know you for being a kind, patient she-ro. 536 00:21:02,933 --> 00:21:06,500 And gonorrhea clinics know you as Patient Zero. 537 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,333 [all laugh] 538 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,433 Girl, you have had more shit in you 539 00:21:10,433 --> 00:21:12,900 than a urinal at Dodger Stadium. 540 00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:14,900 The only difference is 541 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:18,067 they get cleaned up after a grand slam. 542 00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:19,500 Well, ladies and gentlemen, 543 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:22,067 just remember, if you liked my performance, 544 00:21:22,067 --> 00:21:23,667 my name is Shea Coulee. 545 00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:26,067 And if you hated it, it's Nina Bo'nina Brown. 546 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:28,067 [all laugh] 547 00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:30,867 [cheers and applause] 548 00:21:30,867 --> 00:21:33,067 - Thank you, Shea Coulee. 549 00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:36,067 That was extremely edifying humor. 550 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,500 Uh, sorry, am I using that word correctly? 551 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:41,700 Not edifying. I know that one. 552 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:45,500 It was humor that I wasn't sure worked in this context. 553 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:48,633 Tonight, we really do have an opportunity 554 00:21:48,633 --> 00:21:51,367 to salute empowering representation in the media. 555 00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:54,433 We have an out and proud lesbian comedian. 556 00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:56,200 Thank you so much, Ross Mathews. 557 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,200 [all laugh] 558 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:02,067 Ross Mathews has the face of a young gay man 559 00:22:02,067 --> 00:22:04,167 and the voice of an adult woman. 560 00:22:04,167 --> 00:22:07,367 So the opposite of Tamar Braxton. 561 00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:09,633 [all laugh] 562 00:22:09,633 --> 00:22:12,433 - Bitch. 563 00:22:12,433 --> 00:22:16,333 I'm gonna get yo ass. 564 00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:20,067 - It's now come time to talk about Michelle Visage herself. 565 00:22:20,067 --> 00:22:22,533 Michelle is so Jersey, 566 00:22:22,533 --> 00:22:25,333 her idea of classical music is Lisa Lisa. 567 00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:27,200 - Hey! 568 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,800 - Michelle Visage is so Jersey, 569 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:32,967 she calls her pubic hair the Garden State Expressway. 570 00:22:32,967 --> 00:22:36,067 And let's not even get started on the Holland Tunnel. 571 00:22:36,067 --> 00:22:37,900 - Whoo. 572 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:40,133 Michelle Visage is-- I have more of these. 573 00:22:40,133 --> 00:22:42,667 Michelle Visage is so Jersey, 574 00:22:42,667 --> 00:22:45,267 she wanted to call her second child White Flight. 575 00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:50,300 Oh, well. That one worked in my mind. 576 00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:55,200 And now, a queen who combines all the excitement of smiling 577 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,833 with the thrill of just standing there. 578 00:22:57,833 --> 00:23:00,667 [all laugh] 579 00:23:00,667 --> 00:23:03,067 Give it up for Valentina. 580 00:23:03,067 --> 00:23:07,267 [cheers and applause] 581 00:23:07,267 --> 00:23:09,967 - Mama RuPaul, you are the shadiest queen 582 00:23:09,967 --> 00:23:15,567 because you let Michelle Visage look so busted on Season 3 583 00:23:15,567 --> 00:23:18,300 and 4... 584 00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:19,933 and 5 and 6 and 7 and 8. 585 00:23:19,933 --> 00:23:22,133 [all laugh] 586 00:23:22,133 --> 00:23:23,300 And girl, that's your friend. 587 00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:25,567 That's fucked up. 588 00:23:25,567 --> 00:23:27,700 Michelle is such a cochina 589 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:31,400 that she knows how to say and spell "harder" 590 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,267 in six different languages. 591 00:23:34,267 --> 00:23:38,367 Michelle, you is such a tired-ass ho 592 00:23:38,367 --> 00:23:42,667 that when you got carpal tunnel from giving out free hand job, 593 00:23:42,667 --> 00:23:44,867 she just became left-handed. 594 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,667 - I'm so confused. 595 00:23:49,667 --> 00:23:52,733 - Ross, you're just so cute and so sweet. 596 00:23:52,733 --> 00:23:55,500 You just remind me of a cute hamster. 597 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:59,300 I just want to shove you up my butt. 598 00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:01,633 Boo! 599 00:24:02,933 --> 00:24:04,600 - [exaggerated drawl] Thank you, Paydro, 600 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:08,067 mo-wee bee-in. (muy bien) 601 00:24:08,067 --> 00:24:10,767 Please excuse the way I'm dressed. 602 00:24:10,767 --> 00:24:13,667 I have to go feed the chickens after this, 603 00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:15,833 and I didn't want to wear my good things. 604 00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:19,200 I sometimes even have to wrestle a few of them. 605 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:23,600 Michelle, you know all about wrestling cocks, don't you? 606 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,567 I think we have a lot in common, 607 00:24:25,567 --> 00:24:28,667 from the same tastes in hairspray 608 00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:31,533 to the same units of Botox fillers, 609 00:24:31,533 --> 00:24:35,567 lips, tucks, nips and hips. 610 00:24:35,567 --> 00:24:37,967 Michelle, every time I walk the runway, 611 00:24:37,967 --> 00:24:40,133 you have this pungent look on your face, 612 00:24:40,133 --> 00:24:42,933 kind of like you got to shit. 613 00:24:42,933 --> 00:24:45,967 I reckon they have some laxatives for that. 614 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,900 Just a secret. We all poop. 615 00:24:56,567 --> 00:24:59,467 [applause] 616 00:24:59,467 --> 00:25:02,067 - Let's get this roast a-cookin'. 617 00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:03,167 [clears throat] 618 00:25:03,167 --> 00:25:06,133 Can we please put our hands together 619 00:25:06,133 --> 00:25:12,500 for the one, the only Michelle Visage...'s breasts? 620 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,900 They're the real star of the show. 621 00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:18,633 Sorry, RuPaul. 622 00:25:18,633 --> 00:25:21,067 Hmm. I find it hilarious 623 00:25:21,067 --> 00:25:24,167 that Michelle Visage judges a talent competition. 624 00:25:24,167 --> 00:25:25,867 I don't know about you, 625 00:25:25,867 --> 00:25:28,900 but don't you actually have to have talent to do that? 626 00:25:30,433 --> 00:25:34,067 Ha. And I'm pretty sure having one song in the nineties 627 00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:35,700 that no one even remembers 628 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,700 doesn't qualify you 629 00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:40,733 to be a judge on such a big TV show. 630 00:25:40,733 --> 00:25:43,367 Good thing she's been sucking RuPaul's dick for so long. 631 00:25:43,367 --> 00:25:45,733 -Oh. -Whoo! 632 00:25:45,733 --> 00:25:49,667 - Oh, and we've got Tamar Braxton in the house. 633 00:25:49,667 --> 00:25:52,833 Tay-mar Braxton. However you say it. 634 00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:57,833 She's Toni Braxton's less talented, more annoying sister. 635 00:26:00,933 --> 00:26:03,967 [clears throat] Anyways, now that Michelle's dick breath 636 00:26:03,967 --> 00:26:05,500 has stunk up this entire stage, 637 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:10,900 I'd like to introduce our next minty contestant, Peppermint. 638 00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:14,067 [cheers and applause] 639 00:26:14,067 --> 00:26:17,067 - Hey, y'all. 640 00:26:17,067 --> 00:26:19,933 Thank you, Farrah Moan. 641 00:26:19,933 --> 00:26:21,767 [all laugh] 642 00:26:21,767 --> 00:26:24,433 Ross, everyone says 643 00:26:24,433 --> 00:26:26,567 that your voice is annoying and high-pitched, 644 00:26:26,567 --> 00:26:29,867 but I actually love the sound of your voice... 645 00:26:29,867 --> 00:26:31,167 right now. 646 00:26:31,167 --> 00:26:32,900 - [laughs] 647 00:26:32,900 --> 00:26:34,367 - Shh! Don't talk, don't talk. 648 00:26:34,367 --> 00:26:38,300 Michelle Visage, Michelle, Michelle. 649 00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:42,333 Not since Destiny's Child has a Michelle become so famous 650 00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:44,733 for riding somebody else's coattails. 651 00:26:44,733 --> 00:26:49,200 [all laugh] 652 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:53,933 RuPaul, all smiles, Ross, all smiles, 653 00:26:53,933 --> 00:26:55,933 Michelle, poker face. 654 00:26:57,133 --> 00:26:59,167 No, seriously. Someone poke her face. 655 00:26:59,167 --> 00:27:01,133 It doesn't even move. 656 00:27:01,133 --> 00:27:05,533 Michelle says no to everything. 657 00:27:05,533 --> 00:27:07,467 Michelle, you like my dress? No. 658 00:27:07,467 --> 00:27:10,200 You like my makeup? No. 659 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,600 Bitch, where the hell were you 660 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,967 when somebody asked you if you wanted to write that book? 661 00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:15,933 [all laugh] 662 00:27:15,933 --> 00:27:17,800 It's a great book, Michelle. 663 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,667 Said no one. 664 00:27:19,667 --> 00:27:21,500 [all laugh] 665 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:24,067 Honestly, I fell in love with you, Michelle, 666 00:27:24,067 --> 00:27:26,467 watching you and RuPaul on VH1, 667 00:27:26,467 --> 00:27:27,867 and I'm so honored to share this moment with you, 668 00:27:27,867 --> 00:27:28,900 so thank you. 669 00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:31,267 Happy 90th birthday, Michelle. 670 00:27:31,267 --> 00:27:34,333 [cheers and applause] 671 00:27:36,133 --> 00:27:37,633 - Hey, babies. 672 00:27:37,633 --> 00:27:40,400 It's me, Mother Maybelline 673 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,633 Nina Bo'nina Banana Fofana 674 00:27:42,633 --> 00:27:45,967 Osama bin Laden Brown's great aunt. 675 00:27:45,967 --> 00:27:49,367 Coming all the way from the lions, tigers and bears, 676 00:27:49,367 --> 00:27:51,633 and sheep of the Lord Missionary Baptist Church. 677 00:27:51,633 --> 00:27:53,700 Praise the Lord. 678 00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:56,867 Moving on to the man of the hour, 679 00:27:56,867 --> 00:28:00,633 RuPaul's secretary Michelle Visayge. 680 00:28:00,633 --> 00:28:04,800 You know, Michelle, your face reminds me of my hip. 681 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:08,300 Stiff. 682 00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:09,800 Oh, Jesus. 683 00:28:12,167 --> 00:28:13,533 What's your name, baby? 684 00:28:13,533 --> 00:28:17,067 [laughter and groans] 685 00:28:17,067 --> 00:28:20,733 You are a whole lotta woman. 686 00:28:21,767 --> 00:28:24,067 Mm-hmm. 687 00:28:24,067 --> 00:28:27,467 Well, we normally save the best for last, 688 00:28:27,467 --> 00:28:30,900 but in this case, we had to settle for Alexis Michelle. 689 00:28:30,900 --> 00:28:33,433 [applause] 690 00:28:33,433 --> 00:28:36,100 - Oh, Michelle, Michelle, Michelle. 691 00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:37,933 In honor of your big night, 692 00:28:37,933 --> 00:28:40,733 I wore your favorite color, girl. [laughs] 693 00:28:40,733 --> 00:28:42,967 Um... 694 00:28:42,967 --> 00:28:48,367 We have so much in common, Michelle. 695 00:28:48,367 --> 00:28:51,100 We have the theater running in our veins, Michelle. 696 00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:54,067 You also have several venereal diseases running through yours, 697 00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:58,267 but that's besides the point. [laughs] 698 00:28:58,267 --> 00:29:02,167 But, you know, you're also an inspiration to me, Michelle. 699 00:29:02,167 --> 00:29:04,600 As thin as you have become, 700 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,733 one area has stayed the same, unchanged. 701 00:29:06,733 --> 00:29:09,300 It's a Hanukkah miracle, Baruch HaShem. 702 00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:13,767 Oh, my goodness, Fortune. 703 00:29:13,767 --> 00:29:15,533 You also know about playing second fiddle. 704 00:29:15,533 --> 00:29:17,133 You've been playing bullshit 705 00:29:17,133 --> 00:29:21,100 to Chelsea Handler's alcoholic WASP for ages now. 706 00:29:23,433 --> 00:29:26,100 Now, Michelle, I have to congratulate you 707 00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:29,067 on really being able to take the piss. 708 00:29:29,067 --> 00:29:33,067 Just ask the UK men's water polo team. 709 00:29:35,300 --> 00:29:36,500 - Okay. 710 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:38,900 - She loves water sports. She loves the UK. 711 00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:41,067 And we love you, mama. 712 00:29:41,067 --> 00:29:43,433 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 713 00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:45,700 It's been real. Good night, everybody. 714 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:48,300 [scattered applause] 715 00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:49,700 - This is not a happy ending. 716 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:53,067 - And it don't help that you look like She Hulk. 717 00:29:53,067 --> 00:29:54,267 - Coming up... 718 00:29:54,267 --> 00:29:56,733 - The jokes, they seemed more like observations. 719 00:29:56,733 --> 00:29:58,567 - You just looked like you were going to throw up. 720 00:29:58,567 --> 00:30:00,167 - This is a roast. 721 00:30:00,167 --> 00:30:01,333 You go hard or go home. 722 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:03,767 [RuPaul laughs, bell rings] 723 00:30:05,067 --> 00:30:07,200 [RuPaul laughs] 724 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,000 - Welcome, ladies. 725 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,300 I've made some decisions. 726 00:30:12,633 --> 00:30:15,933 Nina Bo'nina Brown Earl Jones. 727 00:30:15,933 --> 00:30:18,000 Valentina. 728 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,533 You ladies are safe. 729 00:30:19,533 --> 00:30:21,600 You may leave the stage. 730 00:30:26,133 --> 00:30:29,167 Now it's time for the judges' critiques. 731 00:30:29,167 --> 00:30:31,133 Let's start with Shea Coulee. 732 00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:34,500 - I know a thing or two about being somebody's opening act. 733 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,333 - Yeah. 734 00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:37,633 - And, you know, you just set the tone, you know, 735 00:30:37,633 --> 00:30:39,367 to be funny, to be original. 736 00:30:39,367 --> 00:30:41,567 - And your jokes were really funny. 737 00:30:41,567 --> 00:30:44,567 I'm probably gonna steal them and put them in my next special. 738 00:30:44,567 --> 00:30:46,300 - Have them. - Thank you. 739 00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:48,100 You did a great job. - Thank you. 740 00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:49,100 - Next up, Sasha Velour. 741 00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:50,833 - When you started the roast, 742 00:30:50,833 --> 00:30:52,867 I think you were way too smart for the room. 743 00:30:52,867 --> 00:30:54,933 But the minute you started laying into me, 744 00:30:54,933 --> 00:30:57,567 it was friggin' genius. 745 00:30:57,567 --> 00:30:59,600 - You have a very specific POV. 746 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:03,667 You know, what does a roast look like through Sasha's eyes? 747 00:31:03,667 --> 00:31:05,167 And I think you gave us that tonight. 748 00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:08,067 - Trinity Taylor. 749 00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:10,767 - What I liked was that you had a character. 750 00:31:10,767 --> 00:31:13,133 - Mo-wee bee-in. 751 00:31:13,133 --> 00:31:14,800 - But everything else didn't work for me. 752 00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:17,867 - You didn't have the jokes. 753 00:31:17,867 --> 00:31:19,767 - I think even before you got up there, 754 00:31:19,767 --> 00:31:22,467 you just looked like you were gonna throw up, 755 00:31:22,467 --> 00:31:24,400 and you still kind of have that look. 756 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,400 - It's the Botox, I promise. 757 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,733 - Oh, okay. See, that's funny. 758 00:31:28,733 --> 00:31:30,167 And, like, I would have liked to have seen you 759 00:31:30,167 --> 00:31:32,167 sort of trust yourself more. 760 00:31:32,167 --> 00:31:34,733 - Up next, Farrah Moan. 761 00:31:34,733 --> 00:31:38,267 - Farrah, nothing landed, honey. 762 00:31:38,267 --> 00:31:40,800 If you're gonna be harsh, it has to land. 763 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,767 And I think everything that came out of your mouth was harsh. 764 00:31:44,767 --> 00:31:46,533 That's not a bad thing. It's a roast. 765 00:31:46,533 --> 00:31:48,900 But you gotta follow it up with a punch line. 766 00:31:48,900 --> 00:31:50,333 People have to laugh. 767 00:31:50,333 --> 00:31:51,533 - Yeah, I fucked up. 768 00:31:51,533 --> 00:31:53,333 - I wouldn't call it fucked up, but-- 769 00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:55,233 - I would call it fucked up. 770 00:31:55,233 --> 00:31:56,500 - Okay. 771 00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:58,833 - Because we identified the problem in the workroom. 772 00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:00,667 You said being mean is not my nature. 773 00:32:00,667 --> 00:32:03,133 But if you don't like to say that person sucks, 774 00:32:03,133 --> 00:32:05,067 you can say, I love Michelle so much, 775 00:32:05,067 --> 00:32:06,200 I was dying to meet her. 776 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,467 And she was exactly like I'd hoped she'd be, 777 00:32:08,467 --> 00:32:10,867 horrible in every way. 778 00:32:10,867 --> 00:32:12,767 It would have been a POV 779 00:32:12,767 --> 00:32:14,100 that none of the other girls had. 780 00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:17,233 - All right, up next, Pep-Pep-Peppermint. 781 00:32:17,233 --> 00:32:19,767 - So by the time you came up, 782 00:32:19,767 --> 00:32:22,800 I was hungry for just a good piece of roast, 783 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,667 and you served it. 784 00:32:24,667 --> 00:32:27,167 - I was like Ross, just waiting for somebody 785 00:32:27,167 --> 00:32:29,367 to just come out there and bring the energy. 786 00:32:29,367 --> 00:32:31,933 And you just killed it. 787 00:32:31,933 --> 00:32:34,067 - And you look beautiful. 788 00:32:34,067 --> 00:32:36,267 It just all works for me tonight. 789 00:32:36,267 --> 00:32:37,867 - I would totally take you to prom. 790 00:32:37,867 --> 00:32:39,800 [all laugh] 791 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,233 - Alexis Michelle. 792 00:32:41,233 --> 00:32:44,967 - My question the whole entire time is why is she green? 793 00:32:44,967 --> 00:32:47,567 - Well, Tamar, have you ever watched the show? 794 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,667 - But going green like you did, 795 00:32:51,667 --> 00:32:53,267 I expected like a Broadway thing 796 00:32:53,267 --> 00:32:54,767 'cause you look like Elphaba. 797 00:32:54,767 --> 00:32:57,333 And then, like, this Jersey accent comes out. 798 00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:58,467 - She likes water sports. 799 00:32:58,467 --> 00:32:59,533 - I was like, I don't know 800 00:32:59,533 --> 00:33:00,867 what to do with these two things. 801 00:33:00,867 --> 00:33:03,067 - I literally forgot there was an audience here. 802 00:33:03,067 --> 00:33:04,500 That's how silent they were. 803 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:07,067 - And the jokes, they seemed more like observations. 804 00:33:07,067 --> 00:33:08,500 -You were almost too soft. -Yeah. 805 00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:10,333 - It was like you were afraid of hurting us. 806 00:33:10,333 --> 00:33:12,967 This is a roast. You go hard or go home. 807 00:33:14,133 --> 00:33:15,767 - Thank you, ladies. 808 00:33:15,767 --> 00:33:17,300 While you untuck backstage, 809 00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:19,800 the judges and I will deliberate. 810 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,067 [car engine starts] 811 00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:23,800 All right, now just between us squirrel friends, 812 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,567 what do you think? 813 00:33:25,567 --> 00:33:26,667 Shea Coulee. 814 00:33:26,667 --> 00:33:29,467 - I thought she set a great tone. 815 00:33:29,467 --> 00:33:31,733 She didn't shy away from her jokes. 816 00:33:31,733 --> 00:33:32,733 I was a fan. 817 00:33:32,733 --> 00:33:33,967 - But on the runway, 818 00:33:33,967 --> 00:33:36,067 is it the most creative look we've ever seen? 819 00:33:36,067 --> 00:33:37,867 - Sasha Velour. 820 00:33:37,867 --> 00:33:39,533 - I was panicked for her. 821 00:33:39,533 --> 00:33:40,833 Then she got this formula 822 00:33:40,833 --> 00:33:44,800 that she just inserted the jokes in and it worked. 823 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,767 - The way she was like analytical at first 824 00:33:46,767 --> 00:33:49,667 didn't bother me because it worked with her outfit, 825 00:33:49,667 --> 00:33:50,933 and she was funny on top of that. 826 00:33:50,933 --> 00:33:52,900 You know, she was really smart about being smart. 827 00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:55,333 - Yeah, it was a real breakthrough moment for her. 828 00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:56,867 Trinity Taylor. 829 00:33:56,867 --> 00:33:58,700 - The father, the son and the holy ghost. 830 00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:00,367 -Yeah. -We're not with Trinity. 831 00:34:00,367 --> 00:34:02,133 -No. -Not today. 832 00:34:02,133 --> 00:34:03,667 - The jokes just weren't strong enough. 833 00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:05,600 -Yeah. -It was road kill. 834 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,633 - [laughs] That's good eatin'. 835 00:34:07,633 --> 00:34:10,567 - But the outfit was on point. 836 00:34:10,567 --> 00:34:11,667 It was super cute. 837 00:34:11,667 --> 00:34:13,833 I'm from North Carolina, so I felt like 838 00:34:13,833 --> 00:34:17,467 she fit right in with my white trash people. 839 00:34:17,467 --> 00:34:19,333 - Farrah Moan. 840 00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:21,133 - I thought she reminded me of Marilyn Monroe 841 00:34:21,133 --> 00:34:23,067 when she did the whole birthday thing for JFK. 842 00:34:23,067 --> 00:34:24,233 And I thought she was gonna come up 843 00:34:24,233 --> 00:34:26,667 and do her whole character [breathy] like this 844 00:34:26,667 --> 00:34:27,867 and it would've been funny. 845 00:34:27,867 --> 00:34:30,667 But what it came across as a really nervous kid 846 00:34:30,667 --> 00:34:32,900 who came to tell people off in a harsh way. 847 00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:34,600 - You know, it hit me. 848 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,467 She would be perfect at doing Elvira. 849 00:34:37,467 --> 00:34:41,067 She's got the same sort of vocal cadence. 850 00:34:41,067 --> 00:34:42,433 - You know, the fact that everybody's like, 851 00:34:42,433 --> 00:34:44,167 oh, you look like this, you look like this 852 00:34:44,167 --> 00:34:47,800 means probably who she really is isn't coming through. 853 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,200 - I think Fortune brought up such a good point. 854 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,967 She doesn't know who she is. - At all. 855 00:34:51,967 --> 00:34:54,067 - She knows she's a cute girl and can wear pretty clothes. 856 00:34:54,067 --> 00:34:55,200 - Yeah. 857 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,067 - But there's nothing more than that yet. 858 00:34:57,067 --> 00:34:58,967 - All right. So let's move on to Peppermint. 859 00:34:58,967 --> 00:35:01,500 Tonight she was really funny. 860 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:02,900 - Not only was she funny, 861 00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:06,433 but she looked probably the best we've ever seen her. 862 00:35:06,433 --> 00:35:09,333 She was literally a smiling assassin. 863 00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:10,700 - Really, seriously. 864 00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:15,233 From the hair, the makeup, the gown, to the funny jokes, 865 00:35:15,233 --> 00:35:16,733 I really, really enjoyed her. 866 00:35:16,733 --> 00:35:19,333 Like, she was really the highlight of the evening to me. 867 00:35:19,333 --> 00:35:22,633 - Alexis Michelle, the Green Mile. 868 00:35:22,633 --> 00:35:23,900 [all laugh] 869 00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:26,800 - For to come out here with her whole body green, 870 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,633 I was just trying to figure out, what? 871 00:35:28,633 --> 00:35:30,267 Who in the hell left the gate open? 872 00:35:30,267 --> 00:35:33,667 You know what I'm saying? Like, what we gonna get? 873 00:35:33,667 --> 00:35:36,233 - It was a long way to go for a one-word joke. 874 00:35:36,233 --> 00:35:37,467 Michelle doesn't like green, 875 00:35:37,467 --> 00:35:39,733 so I painted my body-- except for my feet. 876 00:35:39,733 --> 00:35:40,833 [all laugh] 877 00:35:40,833 --> 00:35:42,733 It just was misguided. 878 00:35:42,733 --> 00:35:44,333 -Yeah. -Confused. 879 00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:47,967 I actually drew a picture, look, on my notes, of a bomb. 880 00:35:47,967 --> 00:35:49,567 - Oh, my goodness. 881 00:35:49,567 --> 00:35:50,967 - But we know what Alexis can do 882 00:35:50,967 --> 00:35:53,167 because she has delivered in the Snatch Game, 883 00:35:53,167 --> 00:35:54,767 as Kris Jenner. 884 00:35:54,767 --> 00:35:58,067 - But she chose this position to go last. 885 00:35:58,067 --> 00:36:00,800 That's a big swing, and it was a big miss. 886 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,400 - Silence. 887 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,967 I've made my decision. 888 00:36:04,967 --> 00:36:06,967 Bring back my girls. 889 00:36:06,967 --> 00:36:09,067 [RuPaul laughs, bell rings] 890 00:36:10,233 --> 00:36:12,367 [RuPaul laughs] 891 00:36:12,367 --> 00:36:14,067 - Welcome back, ladies. 892 00:36:14,067 --> 00:36:16,533 I've made some decisions. 893 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,133 Shea Coulee, you're safe. 894 00:36:21,133 --> 00:36:23,100 You may join the other girls. 895 00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:24,733 - Thank you. 896 00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:29,067 - Sasha Velour, you're smarty, arty, 897 00:36:29,067 --> 00:36:31,300 and tonight, you turned the party. 898 00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:35,800 Peppermint, we finally got a taste of the real Peppermint, 899 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,800 and we loved it. 900 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,067 Peppermint, con-drag-ulations. 901 00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:41,900 You're the winner of this week's challenge. 902 00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:43,067 [applause] 903 00:36:43,067 --> 00:36:45,933 - Aah! 904 00:36:45,933 --> 00:36:50,267 - You've won a five-year membership with Squarespace, 905 00:36:50,267 --> 00:36:54,133 which includes a consultation with their design team 906 00:36:54,133 --> 00:36:58,400 for your own personal website and online shop. 907 00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,467 - Thank you. 908 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:01,800 - And Sasha Velour, you're safe. 909 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,900 The two of you may join the other girls. 910 00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:05,900 [applause] 911 00:37:07,967 --> 00:37:10,200 Trinity Taylor, your barnyard humor 912 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:15,400 did not make us go, hey, girl, hey. 913 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,833 Farrah, tonight you made us moan, 914 00:37:18,833 --> 00:37:20,667 but for all the wrong reasons. 915 00:37:22,067 --> 00:37:24,600 Alexis Michelle, tonight you proved 916 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,933 it's not easy being green, 917 00:37:26,933 --> 00:37:28,900 and comedy is even harder. 918 00:37:30,133 --> 00:37:31,800 Trinity Taylor... 919 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,200 You're safe. 920 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,867 - [sighs] 921 00:37:36,867 --> 00:37:38,833 - You may join the other girls. 922 00:37:38,833 --> 00:37:40,633 - [whispers] Thank you. 923 00:37:41,900 --> 00:37:44,900 - Farrah Moan, Alexis Michelle, 924 00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:47,633 I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination. 925 00:37:48,633 --> 00:37:50,867 - My heart is racing. 926 00:37:50,867 --> 00:37:53,767 Getting to Drag Race has been an eight-year-long journey, 927 00:37:53,767 --> 00:37:57,433 and feeling like this might be the end of that journey 928 00:37:57,433 --> 00:37:59,433 is devastating. 929 00:37:59,433 --> 00:38:02,267 - Two queens stand before me. 930 00:38:02,267 --> 00:38:06,933 Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me 931 00:38:06,933 --> 00:38:10,667 and save yourself from elimination. 932 00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:14,133 The time has come... [thunder] 933 00:38:14,133 --> 00:38:16,500 to lip sync 934 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:20,567 [echoing] for your life. 935 00:38:20,567 --> 00:38:25,433 - I just have to take a deep breath and focus, 936 00:38:25,433 --> 00:38:27,067 because this is it. 937 00:38:27,067 --> 00:38:32,300 - Good luck, and don't fuck it up. 938 00:38:32,300 --> 00:38:35,767 [music plays] 939 00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:40,867 - * You look at me that way * 940 00:38:40,867 --> 00:38:42,967 * I know what your eyes say * 941 00:38:42,967 --> 00:38:46,233 * Your eyes reflect love and desire * 942 00:38:46,233 --> 00:38:48,133 * I see that you need me 943 00:38:48,133 --> 00:38:50,067 * I need you to please me 944 00:38:50,067 --> 00:38:53,567 * You touch me and set me on fire * 945 00:38:53,567 --> 00:38:55,233 * I cannot resist you 946 00:38:55,233 --> 00:38:56,967 * Each time I kiss you 947 00:38:56,967 --> 00:38:59,700 * Then everything goes up in flames * 948 00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:03,067 * Baby, I'm burning out of control * 949 00:39:03,067 --> 00:39:07,100 * Baby, I'm burning body and soul * 950 00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:10,467 * Hot as a pistol of flaming desire * 951 00:39:10,467 --> 00:39:12,067 * Baby, I'm burning 952 00:39:12,067 --> 00:39:15,333 * You got me on fire 953 00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:17,167 * Baby, I'm burning 954 00:39:17,167 --> 00:39:18,667 * Baby, I'm burning 955 00:39:18,667 --> 00:39:20,467 * Baby, I'm burning 956 00:39:20,467 --> 00:39:22,567 * Baby, I'm burning 957 00:39:22,567 --> 00:39:25,933 * Baby, I'm burning out of control * 958 00:39:25,933 --> 00:39:29,267 * Baby, I'm burning body and soul * 959 00:39:29,267 --> 00:39:33,300 * Hot as a pistol of flaming desire * 960 00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:34,633 * Baby, I'm burning 961 00:39:34,633 --> 00:39:36,400 * You got me on fire 962 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,867 * Baby, I'm burning out of control * 963 00:39:39,867 --> 00:39:42,400 * Baby, I'm burning 964 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:43,933 * You got me on fire 965 00:39:43,933 --> 00:39:47,367 [applause] - Whoo! 966 00:39:49,833 --> 00:39:52,800 - Ladies, I've made my decision. 967 00:39:59,067 --> 00:40:01,967 Alexis Michelle, shantay, you stay. 968 00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:05,767 You may join the other girls. 969 00:40:05,767 --> 00:40:07,200 - Thank you. 970 00:40:12,067 --> 00:40:15,333 - Farrah Moan, you're a beautiful queen 971 00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:17,100 with a big future. 972 00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:19,067 Shine on, showgirl. 973 00:40:19,067 --> 00:40:22,167 Now sashay away. 974 00:40:22,167 --> 00:40:23,367 - Thank you guys so much. 975 00:40:23,367 --> 00:40:26,667 [applause] 976 00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:30,600 I am so proud of myself 977 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,900 for never letting go of my dream, 978 00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:35,167 but I've got a lot more to learn. 979 00:40:35,167 --> 00:40:36,700 It's been nice, L.A., 980 00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:40,500 but now it's time for me to go cook in Vegas. 981 00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:42,600 Oh. 982 00:40:44,267 --> 00:40:47,433 - My queens, con-drag-ulations. 983 00:40:47,433 --> 00:40:49,833 And remember, if you can't love yourself, 984 00:40:49,833 --> 00:40:52,033 how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? 985 00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:54,000 Can I get an amen up in here? 986 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,600 -Amen! -All right. 987 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:56,867 Now let the music play. 988 00:40:56,867 --> 00:40:58,367 - * Hey, kitty girl 989 00:40:58,367 --> 00:41:00,300 * It's your world 990 00:41:00,300 --> 00:41:03,600 * Hey, kitty, kitty girl * 991 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,267 * Whoa-oh-oh