1 00:00:02,067 --> 00:00:04,233 - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race..." 2 00:00:04,267 --> 00:00:06,933 You'll be roasting Michelle Visage. 3 00:00:06,967 --> 00:00:08,200 [cheering] 4 00:00:08,233 --> 00:00:10,867 - Michelle Visage is so Jersey, 5 00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:13,600 her idea of classical music is Lisa Lisa. 6 00:00:13,633 --> 00:00:15,167 [all laugh] 7 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:17,800 - Happy 90th birthday, Michelle. 8 00:00:17,833 --> 00:00:19,700 [all laugh] 9 00:00:19,733 --> 00:00:22,433 - Michelle Visage judges a talent competition. 10 00:00:22,467 --> 00:00:24,100 I don't know about you, 11 00:00:24,133 --> 00:00:26,933 but don't you actually have to have talent to do that? 12 00:00:28,333 --> 00:00:29,300 Ha... 13 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:31,333 - Farrah Moan. 14 00:00:31,367 --> 00:00:32,567 - Nothing landed, honey. 15 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,667 - Alexis Michelle. 16 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:36,633 - It's a Hanukkah miracle. Baruch HaShem. 17 00:00:36,667 --> 00:00:38,733 - I literally forget there was an audience here. 18 00:00:38,767 --> 00:00:39,800 That's how silent they were. 19 00:00:39,833 --> 00:00:41,700 - My question the whole entire time 20 00:00:41,733 --> 00:00:43,400 is why is she green? 21 00:00:43,433 --> 00:00:46,067 - Well, Tamar, have you ever watched the show? 22 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,067 - Peppermint, you're the winner of this week's challenge. 23 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:51,667 [applause] 24 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:54,933 Alexis Michelle, shantay you stay. 25 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:57,467 Farrah Moan, sashay away. 26 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:08,100 -Oh, my goodness. -Girl. 27 00:01:08,133 --> 00:01:09,333 - [sighs] 28 00:01:09,367 --> 00:01:11,433 -Oh, Farrah. -Oh, Farrah. 29 00:01:11,467 --> 00:01:12,700 - Why? 30 00:01:12,733 --> 00:01:15,767 -Farrah. -Oh, no. 31 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:18,233 - Farrah was just eliminated. 32 00:01:18,267 --> 00:01:19,800 I'm going to miss the whining. 33 00:01:19,833 --> 00:01:21,867 It was so charming. 34 00:01:23,067 --> 00:01:24,067 - Ooh. 35 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:26,300 - Congratulations, Miss Alexis. 36 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:27,733 - How are you feeling? 37 00:01:27,767 --> 00:01:29,600 - I'm usually so comfortable on my feet 38 00:01:29,633 --> 00:01:30,767 in front of an audience. 39 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:31,900 And to choke like that, 40 00:01:31,933 --> 00:01:34,067 I scarcely know what happened. 41 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:37,067 - Alexis is feeling a little shook up after this challenge. 42 00:01:37,067 --> 00:01:39,467 Her ego definitely got checked a little bit. 43 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,467 And we're still asking ourselves, 44 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:44,600 why is she fucking green? 45 00:01:44,633 --> 00:01:47,367 - Look at you trying to strip for the camera. 46 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:48,667 - You're my best friend. 47 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:50,367 You're my best-- 48 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,067 - Oh! 49 00:01:52,067 --> 00:01:53,433 [all laugh] 50 00:01:53,467 --> 00:01:56,700 - Bitch, shame. 51 00:01:56,733 --> 00:01:59,067 - Once again, I look over 52 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:03,067 and Nina is off to the side not participating. 53 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:04,600 She's somewhere else. 54 00:02:04,633 --> 00:02:06,633 You've been quiet. 55 00:02:06,667 --> 00:02:08,267 - Honestly, I did feel like 56 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:10,467 some people were coming for me, you know. 57 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:12,633 - Did someone say that to you or is this stuff that-- 58 00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:15,833 - No, I can hear stuff. 59 00:02:15,867 --> 00:02:19,433 I could've swore I've heard certain girls kind of talking-- 60 00:02:19,467 --> 00:02:21,600 not saying my name, per se, 61 00:02:21,633 --> 00:02:23,933 but I feel like they were kind of talking about me. 62 00:02:23,967 --> 00:02:24,933 I'm not trying to make it up. 63 00:02:24,967 --> 00:02:26,100 - So you're saying you know 64 00:02:26,133 --> 00:02:27,433 that people are talking about you to each other. 65 00:02:27,467 --> 00:02:30,300 - A little bit, yeah. Yeah. 66 00:02:30,333 --> 00:02:33,067 - Nina thinks that everyone's out to get her. 67 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:35,667 I think she thinks it's some kind of a drag conspiracy, 68 00:02:35,700 --> 00:02:37,633 and it's just not true. 69 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:41,100 - I'm just taking things in. 70 00:02:41,133 --> 00:02:43,067 - It seems like you're starting to withdraw. 71 00:02:43,067 --> 00:02:46,167 I don't want you to go back to that. 72 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,867 - Nina needs to call Patti LaBelle, 73 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:49,667 'cause she needs a new attitude. 74 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:51,867 - We started with 14, and there are seven now. 75 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:54,167 - Ooh, shit, it's getting real. 76 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,567 - At this point in the competition, 77 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,500 the filler bitches are starting to fall off left and right. 78 00:02:58,533 --> 00:03:01,667 You gotta go, you gotta go, and you gotta go. 79 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:02,667 Next. 80 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:03,933 [car engine starts, bell rings] 81 00:03:03,967 --> 00:03:05,067 - * "RuPaul's Drag Race" 82 00:03:05,067 --> 00:03:06,300 - The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race" 83 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:07,667 receives a one-year supply 84 00:03:07,700 --> 00:03:10,200 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics 85 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:14,067 and a cash prize of $100,000. 86 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:15,967 With extra special guest judges 87 00:03:16,067 --> 00:03:19,900 "The Real O'Neal's" Noah Galvin and Lisa Robertson. 88 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,133 - * "RuPaul's Drag Race" 89 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:22,500 - * May the best woman 90 00:03:22,533 --> 00:03:26,067 - * Best woman win 91 00:03:26,067 --> 00:03:27,933 - * We got to find love 92 00:03:27,967 --> 00:03:30,900 - Swish, swish, turn. 93 00:03:30,933 --> 00:03:33,233 - At this point in the competition, 94 00:03:33,267 --> 00:03:34,767 it is getting down to the nitty-gritty. 95 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:37,133 We're all fighting for the same title to win. 96 00:03:37,167 --> 00:03:39,700 Move out the way, bitches, 'cause I'm going to win. 97 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:43,133 A-currr. 98 00:03:43,167 --> 00:03:45,533 - I'm gonna, like, rub your head for good luck. 99 00:03:45,567 --> 00:03:46,900 - I'm sure it does something. 100 00:03:46,933 --> 00:03:49,833 - Trinity's always trying to rub somebody's head. 101 00:03:49,867 --> 00:03:51,100 - You now have lice. 102 00:03:51,133 --> 00:03:52,500 - Aah! 103 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:54,533 - I'm from Alabama. I'm used to that. 104 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:56,067 - Aah! 105 00:03:56,067 --> 00:03:58,067 - [laughs] You told a joke. 106 00:03:58,067 --> 00:04:00,333 [all laugh] 107 00:04:00,367 --> 00:04:01,600 [door opens] 108 00:04:01,633 --> 00:04:02,767 - Hello, hello, hello! 109 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,300 - Hey! - Hey! 110 00:04:05,867 --> 00:04:08,900 - Ladies, by inviting you to "Drag Race," 111 00:04:08,933 --> 00:04:12,067 I've provided you with a platform 112 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:15,700 that reaches millions of fans around the world. 113 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:18,767 And now it's your turn to take your careers 114 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,867 to the next level. 115 00:04:19,900 --> 00:04:22,800 So for this week's maxi challenge, 116 00:04:22,833 --> 00:04:26,933 you will create, write and star 117 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:29,367 in your own TV pilot. 118 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:32,433 - Oh! - Yes! 119 00:04:32,467 --> 00:04:34,500 - #YourPilotsOnFire. 120 00:04:34,533 --> 00:04:36,833 [all laugh] 121 00:04:36,867 --> 00:04:41,333 You need to come up with concepts, characters and stories 122 00:04:41,367 --> 00:04:45,233 that lay the groundwork for a new hit TV series. 123 00:04:45,267 --> 00:04:49,067 You need to work in two teams of two 124 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:51,667 and one team of three. 125 00:04:52,733 --> 00:04:54,200 That's called mathematics. 126 00:04:54,233 --> 00:04:55,600 [all laugh] 127 00:04:55,633 --> 00:04:58,133 I'll let you pick your teams right now. 128 00:04:58,167 --> 00:04:59,500 - Brrr. 129 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:02,933 - Of course, Sasha and Shea cling to one another. 130 00:05:02,967 --> 00:05:04,467 Surprise, surprise. 131 00:05:05,533 --> 00:05:07,900 - Oh, my God. Okay. 132 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,267 I was going to go 133 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:11,733 and make a bee line toward the other side of the room, 134 00:05:11,767 --> 00:05:13,067 but turned around 135 00:05:13,067 --> 00:05:14,933 and there was two lovely ladies walking towards me, 136 00:05:14,967 --> 00:05:18,600 so I couldn't really, like, run. 137 00:05:18,633 --> 00:05:21,600 - Y'all love me and you think I'm creative, 138 00:05:21,633 --> 00:05:24,133 but you ran past me to the next person. All right. 139 00:05:24,167 --> 00:05:25,333 - Yeah? 140 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:26,567 Okay, yeah. 141 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:29,600 - They were like, okay, I guess we're teammates. 142 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:34,067 - Now, whatever you do, make your charisma, 143 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:37,600 uniqueness, nerve and talent binge-worthy. 144 00:05:37,633 --> 00:05:40,667 So good luck and don't fuck it up. 145 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:43,867 [applause] 146 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:45,567 - So cops is an option. 147 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,500 What are some other, like, situations? 148 00:05:47,533 --> 00:05:48,800 - Spies. 149 00:05:48,833 --> 00:05:50,467 - Is now the time for the Russian accent? 150 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:53,467 [both laugh] - That's right. 151 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:56,733 - I finally get to do a Russian character. 152 00:05:56,767 --> 00:05:58,233 I'm so excited. 153 00:05:58,267 --> 00:05:59,500 [Russian accent] Like, I hacked into the villa. 154 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:01,467 [both laugh] 155 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:03,833 I hacked into Versace's spring collection. 156 00:06:03,867 --> 00:06:07,500 - Does anybody have any ideas right off the bat? 157 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:08,900 - I have one. 158 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:12,767 So my idea is, I think there should be two church ladies. 159 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,267 Each of your sons just came out as gay. 160 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:15,667 And then a nun. 161 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:17,067 I think a nun would be really funny. 162 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:18,533 - I like that. 163 00:06:18,567 --> 00:06:21,233 - We're aiming for something very religious, 164 00:06:21,267 --> 00:06:22,367 but with a gay twist. 165 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:25,200 - This summer, two mothers, two sons, 166 00:06:25,233 --> 00:06:26,900 one holy secret. 167 00:06:26,933 --> 00:06:28,100 - That's great. 168 00:06:28,133 --> 00:06:29,467 Look, girls, you know what? 169 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:31,133 This is going to be easier to spread out on the table. 170 00:06:31,167 --> 00:06:32,333 -Okay. -Let's do it up here. 171 00:06:32,367 --> 00:06:34,800 - I really would like to do the voiceovers. 172 00:06:34,833 --> 00:06:36,767 -Okay. -Um, I know that normally 173 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,767 there's only one voiceover voice. 174 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:40,833 I would love if there was a way to split it up, 175 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:44,267 just because I feel like I have a lot to prove after last week. 176 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:46,167 - I think it needs to be clear who's speaking. 177 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,800 It would be confusing to them. 178 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,500 - I would rather one of you two just do it. 179 00:06:52,533 --> 00:06:55,867 So flip a coin or one of y'all just, you know, step back 180 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:57,167 and let the other one do it. 181 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:00,067 - I know for sure that I really want to do it, 182 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:02,233 but I don't want to have a fight with Peppermint. 183 00:07:02,267 --> 00:07:04,167 - Can we just read through it a couple times? 184 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,367 - Yeah, we need a read-through. 185 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:08,567 - So now Alexis wants to do the voiceover. 186 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:11,067 Mm-mm. She's gonna have to pry this part 187 00:07:11,067 --> 00:07:15,300 from my cold, dead, manicured hands. 188 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:17,833 - Coming up... 189 00:07:17,867 --> 00:07:19,467 - Where are the Espadrilles? 190 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:21,100 -[chuckles] -Children! 191 00:07:21,133 --> 00:07:23,100 - Beat me, bitch. 192 00:07:23,133 --> 00:07:24,633 [both laugh] 193 00:07:24,667 --> 00:07:26,533 - [coughs] 194 00:07:26,567 --> 00:07:29,200 [RuPaul laughs, bell rings] 195 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:36,933 - "If you could create your own hit TV show, what would it be?" 196 00:07:36,967 --> 00:07:38,467 For this week's maxi challenge, 197 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,700 we're making our own TV shows. 198 00:07:40,733 --> 00:07:44,233 I'm not not happy that I have to write something. 199 00:07:44,267 --> 00:07:47,333 It's just I feel like I have to prove 200 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:48,467 that I have a talent 201 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:50,900 that I might not know that I might have, 202 00:07:50,933 --> 00:07:52,967 but I hope I do. 203 00:07:54,567 --> 00:07:56,833 - Okay, so what can we do? Okay. 204 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:01,600 - Maybe we work together in an office. 205 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:07,433 - Okay. It could be like some kind of like "Maury" show, 206 00:08:07,467 --> 00:08:09,800 like who's baby is it or something. 207 00:08:09,833 --> 00:08:11,333 I don't know. 208 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:13,967 - Nina and Valentina have ended up together, 209 00:08:14,067 --> 00:08:17,900 and I say recipe for disaster. 210 00:08:17,933 --> 00:08:20,967 - We have to know our lines. 211 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:22,200 - That's gonna be easy because we can go 212 00:08:22,233 --> 00:08:23,767 based off of improv in the moment, you know. 213 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:24,933 - We can adlib, yeah, yeah, yeah. 214 00:08:24,967 --> 00:08:26,767 - I think we have a great chemistry, 215 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:29,267 and I know the judges personally love us. 216 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,767 So I think that's gonna be to our benefit. 217 00:08:34,133 --> 00:08:36,267 - So you come and join me over here on the dark side. 218 00:08:36,300 --> 00:08:39,067 Is it just to work next to me 'cause you love me so much? 219 00:08:39,067 --> 00:08:41,600 - That's about half of it. 220 00:08:41,633 --> 00:08:43,667 I'm just not feeling too good 221 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:47,133 about, like, my relationship with Nina right now. 222 00:08:47,167 --> 00:08:49,067 - You two were very tense last week. 223 00:08:49,067 --> 00:08:52,333 - Yeah. My feelings were just really hurt. 224 00:08:52,367 --> 00:08:54,833 - Some girls here think, oh, she's not original. 225 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:57,267 Oh, she's not being funny, she's-- 226 00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:59,067 -Who is saying that, Nina? -You. 227 00:08:59,067 --> 00:09:00,633 - What, bitch? No, I never said that. 228 00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:01,800 -Yes, you did. -When did I say that? 229 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,200 - You've said it more than once. 230 00:09:03,233 --> 00:09:05,167 - I wasn't even trying to throw any of that your way 231 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,200 'cause I don't play those games with you. 232 00:09:06,233 --> 00:09:07,933 I have always looked out for you. 233 00:09:07,967 --> 00:09:10,367 I have always built you up. I have defended you. 234 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,933 So it actually really hurts my feelings, 235 00:09:11,967 --> 00:09:13,067 'cause that's not who I am, 236 00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:14,600 and I've never done that. 237 00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:19,167 This morning, I felt like 238 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:22,233 she was even more cold to me and, like, distant. 239 00:09:22,267 --> 00:09:25,067 And I was just, like, I think I just need 240 00:09:25,067 --> 00:09:26,233 to just kind of, like, distance myself a little bit 241 00:09:26,267 --> 00:09:29,067 so I can concentrate more on the competition. 242 00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:32,300 The energy that she's giving me is just really whack, 243 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:35,400 and I've just kind of reached my limit. 244 00:09:35,433 --> 00:09:36,533 I'm done. 245 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:41,500 - Why, hello. 246 00:09:41,533 --> 00:09:42,833 -Hi. -Well, hello. 247 00:09:42,867 --> 00:09:44,433 - Welcome, ladies and sister. 248 00:09:44,467 --> 00:09:47,400 - It's time for my team to shoot our TV pilot. 249 00:09:47,433 --> 00:09:49,833 I actually feel pretty good about our chances. 250 00:09:49,867 --> 00:09:52,367 We're pros, we look great, 251 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:57,333 and Alexis looks like Kathleen mother fucking Turner. 252 00:09:57,367 --> 00:09:59,200 - You've got the pit crew to use, 253 00:09:59,233 --> 00:10:00,767 and you can use whatever props and furniture you need 254 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,200 from 204 Events. 255 00:10:02,233 --> 00:10:04,000 - Let's start with the voiceover 256 00:10:04,033 --> 00:10:05,133 so we can get those out of the way. 257 00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:06,467 Does that work for you? - Great. Perfect. 258 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:10,567 Trinity Taylor as Sister Mary Koont, 259 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,967 "Mary, Mother Of Gay." 260 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,300 - Cut. How about on "Mary, Mother Of Gay?" 261 00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:20,033 - Trinity Taylor as Sister Mary Koont 262 00:10:20,067 --> 00:10:23,200 on "Mary, Mother Of Gay." 263 00:10:23,233 --> 00:10:25,100 -That was pretty great. -Thank you. 264 00:10:25,133 --> 00:10:27,500 - Did you all get the T on Koont? 265 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:31,733 - We did the time before. 266 00:10:31,767 --> 00:10:33,433 -Okay, cool. -Yeah. 267 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,833 - You probably want to move on. 268 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:36,567 - Next scene is 269 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:40,233 we are in the sister's office in the church. 270 00:10:40,267 --> 00:10:41,600 - Do it in the rectory real quick? 271 00:10:41,633 --> 00:10:43,667 - [laughs] The what? 272 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:46,267 - If I had a nickel. And action. 273 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:49,200 - Your son is always listening to Broadway show tunes. 274 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:51,167 - Well, your son is always baking cakes. 275 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:54,500 - Alexis, your accent's just a little bit too twangy. 276 00:10:54,533 --> 00:10:56,700 Where we're "bay a cay." 277 00:10:56,733 --> 00:10:58,367 You don't have to go too hillbilly. 278 00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,900 - Yeah. A little more Julia Sugarbaker? 279 00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:02,667 - Alexis has a real opportunity here 280 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:06,800 to go extreme with this crazy character, 281 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,767 and she's playing this conservative lady. 282 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,067 Really conservatively. 283 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:12,733 - Your son bakes cakes. 284 00:11:12,767 --> 00:11:16,067 - Well, your son always has something in his mouth. 285 00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:18,500 - Children, it's not the end of the world. 286 00:11:18,533 --> 00:11:19,500 - Trinity, just bring it up. 287 00:11:19,533 --> 00:11:21,167 These are two loud bitches, 288 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,700 so you gotta overpower them. 289 00:11:22,733 --> 00:11:24,467 -Okay. -That is not my-- 290 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,667 -Mercy, Lord. -Children! 291 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:27,067 - [laughs] 292 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:31,133 - Father Ross, his breath always smells like dick, too. 293 00:11:31,167 --> 00:11:32,433 - [laughs] 294 00:11:32,467 --> 00:11:33,967 [coughs] 295 00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:35,867 - Can we say "dick" on TV? 296 00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:38,233 - Of course, you can. "The Dick Van Dyke Show." 297 00:11:38,267 --> 00:11:39,667 - He said "dick" and "dyke." 298 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:40,867 - Well. 299 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:41,867 - That's good family television right there. 300 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:44,100 - It is. Thank you. 301 00:11:44,133 --> 00:11:45,600 Welcome, ladies. 302 00:11:45,633 --> 00:11:47,200 -Hey. -Tell us what's going on. 303 00:11:47,233 --> 00:11:51,400 - We're gonna do a funky spy dramedy. 304 00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:53,900 - [Russian accent] And I'm an ex-Commie Russian mommy. 305 00:11:53,933 --> 00:11:57,100 - I'm gonna be a Kung Fu, fighting crime. 306 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,733 - Are we doing like a blaxploitation feeling here 307 00:11:58,767 --> 00:12:01,400 where things are like, pow, boom? 308 00:12:01,433 --> 00:12:02,733 -Yes. Absolutely. -Yeah. 309 00:12:02,767 --> 00:12:04,900 - Okay, let's start with your voiceover. Action. 310 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,667 - This unlikely duo will have to work together 311 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:11,433 to defeat the greatest evil of all time. 312 00:12:11,467 --> 00:12:14,400 - Bad fashion. 313 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,667 - Okay. I would love for you to go for it. 314 00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:19,100 Be those voices. 315 00:12:19,133 --> 00:12:21,400 - It's like the Moviefone recording. 316 00:12:21,433 --> 00:12:22,400 -Yeah. -Welcome to Moviefone. 317 00:12:22,433 --> 00:12:23,900 - Yeah, yeah. 318 00:12:23,933 --> 00:12:26,500 - If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, 319 00:12:26,533 --> 00:12:28,133 press one now. 320 00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:30,100 -Perfect. -And action. 321 00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:31,967 - "Teets & Asky." 322 00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:33,600 - See you next Tuesday. 323 00:12:33,633 --> 00:12:36,533 - At midnight, mother fucker. 324 00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:37,800 -[laughs] -That was great. 325 00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:40,300 - Where are the Espadrilles? 326 00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:43,600 I said where are the Espadrilles? 327 00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:45,333 Bitch, I'm talking to you! 328 00:12:45,367 --> 00:12:48,267 I said, where are the Espadrilles? 329 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,700 - [laughs and coughs] 330 00:12:49,733 --> 00:12:51,500 - Look good? [all laugh] 331 00:12:51,533 --> 00:12:52,633 -That's perfection. -That works. That works. 332 00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:54,400 - Good, good, good, good, let's go. 333 00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:56,567 Tick-tock, tick-tock. You don't stop. 334 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,733 - Um, next up is Sunset? 335 00:12:58,767 --> 00:13:00,300 -Yes. -Action. 336 00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:02,100 Friends forever, BFFs. 337 00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:03,600 Looks like Ernie and Bert. 338 00:13:03,633 --> 00:13:04,867 Oh. - Oh. 339 00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:07,133 -This feels wrong. -Really awkward. 340 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:11,067 That's a wrap on "Teets & Asky." 341 00:13:11,067 --> 00:13:12,667 Thanks for being prepared. 342 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,333 -Whoo! -Aah! 343 00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:18,067 - Valentina and Nina Bo'Nina Brown Jessy Raphael. 344 00:13:18,067 --> 00:13:19,267 - What's the name of the show? 345 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:20,533 -"Nina & Tina." -Okay. 346 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:21,900 Do we have voiceovers to do? 347 00:13:21,933 --> 00:13:23,733 - We didn't get to really finish it. 348 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,433 But I can try to go off my head. 349 00:13:27,467 --> 00:13:29,067 - Just go for it, okay? Ready? 350 00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:31,067 And action. 351 00:13:31,067 --> 00:13:35,367 - Nina and Valentina move to Hollywood. 352 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,300 I mean, okay, Nina and Tina, sorry. 353 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:39,067 -So is it Valentina or is it... -No, it's Tina. 354 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,067 Yeah, I'm sorry. - Okay, okay, all right. 355 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:41,433 You can do it again, baby. - Sorry. 356 00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:44,600 Nina and Valentina moved to Hollywood. 357 00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:46,567 - Is it Valentina or Tina? 358 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,800 - Tina. 359 00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,533 - Soon after, Nina and Valentina 360 00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:53,500 were finally released from jail. 361 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,200 - [snorts] 362 00:13:55,233 --> 00:13:56,800 What's your next scene, girls? 363 00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:58,467 So talk us through what you're doing right now. 364 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:00,300 - All right. So right now, she's in jail. 365 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:02,100 We're gonna play off of each other, just adlibbing. 366 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,700 -Oh, you're gonna adlib? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 367 00:14:04,733 --> 00:14:07,067 - There's zero preparation. 368 00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:09,233 Ready and action. 369 00:14:09,267 --> 00:14:12,333 - Oh! 370 00:14:12,367 --> 00:14:15,433 - Girl, let's just-- we have so much time in here. 371 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:20,967 We need to become drag queens. 372 00:14:21,067 --> 00:14:23,067 - [laughs] 373 00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:24,200 Okay, okay. 374 00:14:24,233 --> 00:14:25,933 - We need to become... 375 00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:28,733 -Drag queens. -Drag queens. 376 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:31,433 - Do you think maybe a script would have helped? 377 00:14:31,467 --> 00:14:33,200 - Yeah. 378 00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:35,067 - Okay. I think we better keep moving. 379 00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:36,100 - Yeah, let's go. 380 00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:37,833 All right, talk us through this next scene, 381 00:14:37,867 --> 00:14:39,200 because it looks really messy. 382 00:14:39,233 --> 00:14:41,067 - Trying to learn how to do makeup, 383 00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:42,800 how to pad and things, so we're kind of like... 384 00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:44,267 - With household products. 385 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,333 - 'Cause we're, you know, we're out of jail. 386 00:14:46,367 --> 00:14:48,333 We're gonna be like, girl, it shouldn't be hard to do this. 387 00:14:48,367 --> 00:14:49,533 What, foundation? 388 00:14:49,567 --> 00:14:51,433 Like, I'm doing her with the--this is her-- 389 00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:53,933 - No, I think we should do our own makeup. 390 00:14:53,967 --> 00:14:56,800 Should we do our own makeup or should we do each other's? 391 00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:57,933 - What do you want to do? 392 00:14:57,967 --> 00:14:59,500 - I think each other, but it's on you. 393 00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:01,067 - Should we do each other's makeup? 394 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,533 - Yeah, it'll be fine, I think. 395 00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:03,533 - All right, ladies, you ready? 396 00:15:03,567 --> 00:15:05,400 - Makeup removal wipes. 397 00:15:05,433 --> 00:15:07,433 We need to take our lips off really quick. 398 00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:08,833 - Why do you want to take them off? 399 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,867 - Well, because we're doing a makeup. 400 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:12,500 -Oh, you're gonna put them on. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 401 00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:14,567 - I need a Ritalin smoothie just to watch this. 402 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,067 - Oh, my God. 403 00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:17,733 Tick-tock. 404 00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:19,467 And action. 405 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,267 - You know, when times were hard, girl, 406 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,733 a little pancake batter went a long way. 407 00:15:23,767 --> 00:15:26,200 Oh. Oh, girl, that is your skin tone. 408 00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:28,867 You look painted, mama. Oh. - [laughs] 409 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:31,367 - Oh, I just feel it going in my pores. 410 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,533 Oh, my God. Grace Jones realness. 411 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,900 [both chuckle] Ugh, ooh. 412 00:15:36,933 --> 00:15:39,133 Beat me, bitch. 413 00:15:39,167 --> 00:15:40,667 - [laughs] 414 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:43,567 - All right, ladies, your time is up. 415 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:44,967 - That was really, um... 416 00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:46,933 -Interesting. -Interesting. 417 00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:49,267 - I have no idea how this is gonna turn out, 418 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,067 but there's laughter in the room, 419 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:53,600 and that's what we're here to do. 420 00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:55,400 - I mean, it was very entertaining to watch, 421 00:15:55,433 --> 00:15:57,300 even though it was like a train wreck. 422 00:15:58,467 --> 00:15:59,700 - Coming up... 423 00:15:59,733 --> 00:16:02,167 Category is Club Kid couture. 424 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,100 - It's okay. The K should wear off in about 15 minutes. 425 00:16:05,133 --> 00:16:06,367 [all laugh] 426 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,400 [RuPaul laughs, bell rings] 427 00:16:13,933 --> 00:16:15,900 - It's elimination day, 428 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:19,933 and it's time to get ready for today's runway, Club Kid. 429 00:16:19,967 --> 00:16:21,133 - Oh. 430 00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:23,100 - I've been waiting for this the entire time. 431 00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:24,500 I'm so excited. 432 00:16:24,533 --> 00:16:25,867 - She's beautiful. 433 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:26,900 I want this dress. 434 00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:28,133 - This is one of the first dresses 435 00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:29,967 I ever wore in drag, actually. 436 00:16:30,067 --> 00:16:31,933 -You think I'm kidding. -No, I know you're not, 437 00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:33,533 but I'm not gonna give it to you. 438 00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:36,433 - Well, if she goes missing, I didn't take it. 439 00:16:36,467 --> 00:16:37,700 - [laughs] 440 00:16:37,733 --> 00:16:38,833 Good luck fitting in it. 441 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:41,067 -Whoo! -That ass. 442 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,333 - Shady bitch. 443 00:16:47,933 --> 00:16:49,433 - You foundation the back of your head? 444 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,567 - Yeah. 445 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,067 - Yeah, she does her whole head. 446 00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:53,367 - I contour my head, too, 447 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,533 when I'm doing, like, beauty makeup. 448 00:16:54,567 --> 00:16:56,067 - What does it do, though? 449 00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:57,833 You're like, my head's so big, I need to contour it. 450 00:16:57,867 --> 00:17:01,333 - Ooh! Good one, girl. 451 00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:03,567 - I don't have that much experience 452 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,167 with this whole Club Kid thing, 453 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,400 but I will say I'm super excited. 454 00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:09,067 - Have you done a Club Kid look before, Trinity? 455 00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:10,500 - I've never really done it 456 00:17:10,533 --> 00:17:13,067 because I don't want people to, like, laugh at me for-- 457 00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:15,200 Oh, well, that was cute. 458 00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:18,500 Club Kid drag is completely outside my comfort zone, 459 00:17:18,533 --> 00:17:21,800 so I wanted to just be over the top. 460 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:25,633 - In the nineties, the Club Kids changed drag forever. 461 00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:28,433 They had an influence on, like, every type of drag. 462 00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:29,800 Beauty drag, pageant drag, 463 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:33,267 it all has, I think, felt the legacy of the Club Kids. 464 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:35,067 - Yeah, for sure. 465 00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:37,200 - It was an underground party culture 466 00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:40,900 that really pushed the boundaries of queer aesthetics. 467 00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:43,767 It didn't just shift drag. It shifted fashion. 468 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,367 - I remember seeing the Club Kids 469 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,233 on, like, daytime talk shows, 470 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,567 like Geraldo and Sally Jessy, yeah. 471 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:53,067 - All of them, James St. James, Amanda Lepore. 472 00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,567 - And Susanne Bartsch. 473 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,967 He wasn't exactly part of the core New York scene, 474 00:17:57,067 --> 00:18:00,300 but Leigh Bowery is very much the spirit of the Club Kids. 475 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:03,400 - Club Kids have influenced drag today 476 00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:06,567 in going beyond female impersonation 477 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:11,533 and really thinking about becoming a piece of moving art. 478 00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,367 - Oh, my God. Oh! 479 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,067 Oh! 480 00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:19,533 [stomps foot] 481 00:18:19,567 --> 00:18:20,833 Oh... 482 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,467 - Are you using hot glue? 483 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,733 -Yeah. -Oh, my God, on your face? 484 00:18:23,767 --> 00:18:26,833 - Don't burn your skin, girl. 485 00:18:28,467 --> 00:18:31,067 - That's such a drag queen sound. 486 00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:32,900 That pop, pop. 487 00:18:32,933 --> 00:18:34,133 Sound familiar, Nina? 488 00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:36,133 - Right. [laughs] 489 00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:39,233 - Hey, Nina, am I right in sort of perceiving 490 00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:41,900 that you seem to be a little lighter in spirit today? 491 00:18:41,933 --> 00:18:43,933 - No, I'm still cursing y'all bitches out in my head. 492 00:18:43,967 --> 00:18:45,867 [all laugh] 493 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:47,200 - Girl. 494 00:18:47,233 --> 00:18:49,267 - No, I'm good, you know. 495 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:53,667 Just sometimes you just need a little quiet time to yourself. 496 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,900 - It's nice to see you happier. 497 00:18:55,933 --> 00:18:57,600 - Let's see how long it lasts. 498 00:18:57,633 --> 00:18:59,167 - [laughs] Girl! 499 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,100 [all laugh] 500 00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:13,100 [RuPaul laughs] 501 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:20,500 - * Covergirl, put the bass in your walk * 502 00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:24,533 * Head to toe, let your whole body talk * 503 00:19:24,567 --> 00:19:27,067 And what? 504 00:19:27,067 --> 00:19:30,267 - Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race." 505 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:33,333 My favorite co-star, Michelle Visage. 506 00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:35,867 - I'll always be the Rhoda to your Mary. 507 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:37,667 - Aw. 508 00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:40,533 Style superstar Carson Kressley. 509 00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:42,600 Now, have you ever done a pilot? 510 00:19:42,633 --> 00:19:44,667 - I have. I can't remember his name. 511 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,867 [all laugh] 512 00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:51,133 - Today's special value, the stunning Lisa Robertson. 513 00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:52,533 Lisa, do you like my dress? 514 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,200 - I love your dress. 515 00:19:54,233 --> 00:19:56,467 - Good. Well, there's only 2,000 left, 516 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:59,067 so order now. - [laughs] 517 00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:02,800 - And from "The Real O'Neals," Noah Galvin. 518 00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:04,000 So excited you're here. 519 00:20:04,033 --> 00:20:06,433 - I'm very, very excited to be here. 520 00:20:06,467 --> 00:20:08,400 -I don't believe you. -No? 521 00:20:08,433 --> 00:20:11,167 - Give her another take. Give her another take. 522 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,600 This week, we challenged our queens 523 00:20:13,633 --> 00:20:18,100 to create, write, and star in their very own TV pilots. 524 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:23,700 And tonight, on the runway, category is Club Kid Couture. 525 00:20:23,733 --> 00:20:25,700 Gentlemen, start your engines, 526 00:20:25,733 --> 00:20:29,033 and may the best woman win. 527 00:20:29,067 --> 00:20:30,600 Category is... 528 00:20:30,633 --> 00:20:33,767 Sasha Velour, clown in a gown. 529 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,500 I want a Jumbo Jack fries. 530 00:20:37,533 --> 00:20:39,900 - I'm really enjoying 531 00:20:39,933 --> 00:20:42,633 this freaky high fashion clown character. 532 00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:44,433 It's so true to the Club Kid spirit. 533 00:20:44,467 --> 00:20:47,433 - Marcel Mar-- no, she better don't. 534 00:20:47,467 --> 00:20:50,567 - Don't cry out loud. 535 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:54,067 Shea Coulee serving Leigh Bowery. 536 00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:56,867 - That swimsuit's so tight, I can read her lips. 537 00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:59,067 [all laugh] 538 00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,500 - It's like a pearl necklace around your mouth. 539 00:21:00,533 --> 00:21:04,167 - She's really sunk her teeth into this challenge. 540 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:08,500 - I am bringing you twisted Club Kid royalty. 541 00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,933 It's freaky, but I know they into it. 542 00:21:10,967 --> 00:21:13,067 -Is she giving me side-eye? -I think she is. 543 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:14,600 - Just that one. 544 00:21:14,633 --> 00:21:17,267 - Nina Bo'nina Brown Anderson Lee. 545 00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:18,967 [all laugh] 546 00:21:19,067 --> 00:21:21,700 - Your aorta is showing. 547 00:21:21,733 --> 00:21:24,400 - I'm serving Skeletor, bad bitch, 548 00:21:24,433 --> 00:21:26,067 and I walked backwards on the runway. 549 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:27,900 So, honey, Nina Bo'nina Brown 550 00:21:27,933 --> 00:21:32,067 is the first to walk backwards on the runway, so sue me. 551 00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:33,933 - Now, that's a party monster. 552 00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:35,067 [all laugh] 553 00:21:35,067 --> 00:21:36,433 Valentina. 554 00:21:36,467 --> 00:21:38,667 - I didn't know there was a SARS outbreak in Mexico. 555 00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:40,067 [all laugh] 556 00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:42,067 - The running of the queens. 557 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:43,833 - Tonight, I'm very espanola, 558 00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:46,067 looking like a matador with these nails 559 00:21:46,067 --> 00:21:49,067 and this luxury and this fabulous sparkle. 560 00:21:49,067 --> 00:21:51,167 Like, this is what I would do as a Club Kid. 561 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,833 - She's putting the ho in Old El Pas-ho. 562 00:21:53,867 --> 00:21:55,600 [all laugh] 563 00:21:55,633 --> 00:21:56,767 - Trinity Taylor. 564 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,733 - "Fifth Element" realness. 565 00:21:58,767 --> 00:22:00,867 - I've never actually seen a lady with blue balls. 566 00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:02,200 -No. -Hmm. 567 00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:04,533 - I'm giving you alien, 568 00:22:04,567 --> 00:22:08,067 robotic, venereal disease realness. 569 00:22:08,067 --> 00:22:10,067 There is no beauty queen here, honey. 570 00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:11,867 -Dat ass. -Mmm. 571 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:15,100 - It's okay. The K should wear off in about 15 minutes. 572 00:22:15,133 --> 00:22:16,500 [all laugh] 573 00:22:16,533 --> 00:22:17,500 - Peppermint. 574 00:22:17,533 --> 00:22:18,833 - How many licks does it take? 575 00:22:18,867 --> 00:22:20,733 [all laugh] 576 00:22:20,767 --> 00:22:23,067 - BDSM Lollipop Guild. 577 00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:26,067 - My runway look is a mix 578 00:22:26,067 --> 00:22:28,967 between the exquisite Leigh Bowery 579 00:22:29,067 --> 00:22:32,233 and the genius Klaus Nomi. 580 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:34,333 - Curiously strange. 581 00:22:34,367 --> 00:22:36,467 - Oh, that was refreshing. 582 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:38,133 [all laugh] 583 00:22:38,167 --> 00:22:39,933 Alexis Michelle. 584 00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:41,167 - I can see her trapezoid. 585 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,467 - Oh! I think this is the perfect outfit 586 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,200 to be weighed in at the doctor's office. 587 00:22:45,233 --> 00:22:46,567 - [laughs] Yes. 588 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,900 - I'm not used to showing my body like this, 589 00:22:49,933 --> 00:22:52,667 so this feels really empowering. 590 00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:55,600 I am serving body, I'm serving sex, 591 00:22:55,633 --> 00:22:57,767 and I'm serving graphic art. 592 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,567 - I see her bridge and tunnel. 593 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,367 [Michelle chuckles] 594 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,833 - Thank you, Michelle. 595 00:23:05,767 --> 00:23:06,833 - Coming up... 596 00:23:06,867 --> 00:23:08,833 - Open wide, ladies. 597 00:23:08,867 --> 00:23:10,100 - [gagging] 598 00:23:10,133 --> 00:23:11,133 Swallow! 599 00:23:15,433 --> 00:23:18,400 [lone clap] 600 00:23:18,433 --> 00:23:20,533 [RuPaul laughs, bell rings] 601 00:23:23,867 --> 00:23:27,267 - Welcome to the RuTV Up Fronts. 602 00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:31,067 It's time to screen your pilot presentations. 603 00:23:31,067 --> 00:23:35,233 First up, Sasha Velour and Shea Coulee. 604 00:23:35,267 --> 00:23:38,267 - The year: 1980. 605 00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:42,133 Meet super glamour mama-jamma Teets McGee 606 00:23:42,167 --> 00:23:47,533 and ex-Commie Russian mommy Natasha Asky. 607 00:23:47,567 --> 00:23:49,400 This duo will have to work together 608 00:23:49,433 --> 00:23:52,967 to defeat the greatest evil of all time. 609 00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:56,733 - Bad fashion. 610 00:23:56,767 --> 00:23:58,833 Pussy in the lap? - [Russian accent] Meow. 611 00:23:58,867 --> 00:24:00,233 - I'm down with that. 612 00:24:00,267 --> 00:24:01,400 Pussy on a sweater? 613 00:24:01,433 --> 00:24:03,933 That deserves a slap. 614 00:24:03,967 --> 00:24:06,633 - Wearing white after international day of labor? 615 00:24:06,667 --> 00:24:07,800 If you were my mother's daughter, 616 00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:09,400 she would drown you in river. 617 00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:11,933 Ha! 618 00:24:11,967 --> 00:24:15,733 - Bitch, I said where are the Espadrilles? 619 00:24:15,767 --> 00:24:17,633 Don't make me bring your mama into this. 620 00:24:17,667 --> 00:24:19,967 - But the people they end up helping the most 621 00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:21,967 will be each other. 622 00:24:22,067 --> 00:24:24,500 - Why are you using all these shoulder pads? 623 00:24:24,533 --> 00:24:27,667 - How else can I make myself look like strong woman? 624 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,267 - Vote, bitch. 625 00:24:30,367 --> 00:24:32,067 - There will be twists, 626 00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:36,367 turns, and cliffhangers. 627 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,433 - Please don't jump. 628 00:24:38,467 --> 00:24:40,667 You have so much to live for. 629 00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:45,633 - Shea Coulee and Sasha Velour are Teets & Asky. 630 00:24:45,667 --> 00:24:47,133 - See you next Tuesday. 631 00:24:47,167 --> 00:24:50,267 - At midnight, mother [bleep]. 632 00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:52,700 [applause] 633 00:24:52,733 --> 00:24:56,133 - I can't wait to get the Teets & Asky lunch box. 634 00:24:56,167 --> 00:24:58,167 [all laugh] 635 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:03,067 Up next, Valentina and Nina Bo'nina Brown Miller-Boyett. 636 00:25:03,067 --> 00:25:04,133 - [snorts] 637 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:06,800 - How you doing? 638 00:25:06,833 --> 00:25:08,533 You looking for some company? 639 00:25:08,567 --> 00:25:11,600 - Two ladies of the night are thrown into jail. 640 00:25:11,633 --> 00:25:12,933 - [gasps] 641 00:25:12,967 --> 00:25:15,367 -We've been framed! -We've been framed! 642 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,400 - What are their names? Nina and Tina. 643 00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:19,467 - Put your legs behind your head. 644 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:20,767 You're under arrest. 645 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,933 - Oh! 646 00:25:23,967 --> 00:25:26,800 - And this is how it all started. 647 00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:30,067 Buddy, you'll hear from my lawyer. 648 00:25:30,067 --> 00:25:32,067 Bitch, because of you we're in here. 649 00:25:32,100 --> 00:25:35,167 - I told you to stay on your corner where you belong. 650 00:25:36,633 --> 00:25:38,067 [both gasp] 651 00:25:38,067 --> 00:25:41,100 -"RuPaul's Drag Race." -"RuPaul's Drag Race." 652 00:25:41,133 --> 00:25:43,533 - I have a plan. 653 00:25:43,567 --> 00:25:46,233 - The two frenemies continued to polish 654 00:25:46,267 --> 00:25:51,467 all that entails to becoming America's next drag superstars. 655 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:53,533 - Girl, we have to do a death drop. 656 00:25:53,567 --> 00:25:56,667 - One, two, three, go! 657 00:25:56,700 --> 00:25:59,767 Oh, girl. Are you okay? 658 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:05,533 - Oh, I thought a death drop means you really die. 659 00:26:05,567 --> 00:26:07,167 - Aah! 660 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,267 - * Hey, kitty girl 661 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:10,200 - They finally got their drag together 662 00:26:10,233 --> 00:26:13,267 and competed in "RuPaul's Drag Race." 663 00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:14,700 -Ooh. -Damn. 664 00:26:14,733 --> 00:26:16,100 - Oh, my God. 665 00:26:16,133 --> 00:26:18,067 - You can catch "Nina & Tina" 666 00:26:18,067 --> 00:26:21,900 on Channel Zero at 4:00 A.M. 667 00:26:21,933 --> 00:26:22,933 - [chuckles] 668 00:26:22,967 --> 00:26:26,300 [lone clap] 669 00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:28,267 - I'm not even gonna look at the judges 670 00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:30,667 'cause I'm quite sure they're doing a face 671 00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:32,333 of what the hell was that. 672 00:26:32,367 --> 00:26:35,867 So I'm gonna look at the TV so I don't see y'all. 673 00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:37,133 - Last, but not least, 674 00:26:37,167 --> 00:26:41,567 Trinity Taylor, Peppermint, and Alexis Michelle. 675 00:26:42,667 --> 00:26:45,200 - Two mothers, two sons, 676 00:26:45,233 --> 00:26:49,067 one holy secret. 677 00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:51,367 -Oh, my gay! -Oh, my gay! 678 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:52,800 - Desperate for guidance, 679 00:26:52,833 --> 00:26:56,233 they turned to the holiest mother they know, 680 00:26:56,267 --> 00:26:57,800 Sister Mary Koont. 681 00:26:57,833 --> 00:27:00,400 - Our sons are gay. 682 00:27:00,433 --> 00:27:02,533 -And it's her fault! -And it's her fault! 683 00:27:02,567 --> 00:27:04,867 - Listen, your son is always baking cakes. 684 00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:08,400 - Ooh, honey, your son is always got something in his mouth. 685 00:27:08,433 --> 00:27:09,733 - This is not my fault. This is your fault. 686 00:27:09,767 --> 00:27:11,167 - Honey, you ain't no godly Christian woman at all. 687 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,700 - Children! 688 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:15,700 You know, Father Ross, 689 00:27:15,733 --> 00:27:19,733 his breath always smells like dick, too. 690 00:27:19,767 --> 00:27:22,867 - This nun shows them how to get closer to God 691 00:27:22,900 --> 00:27:24,067 through prayer. 692 00:27:24,067 --> 00:27:25,233 - Ladies, get on your knees. 693 00:27:25,267 --> 00:27:28,233 - Oh! This doesn't feel very ladylike. 694 00:27:28,267 --> 00:27:29,967 - Mm-hmm. I know you know how to do it. 695 00:27:30,067 --> 00:27:31,333 - Just pray, damn it! 696 00:27:31,367 --> 00:27:32,433 - Communion. 697 00:27:32,467 --> 00:27:34,500 - Open wide, ladies. 698 00:27:34,533 --> 00:27:35,767 - [gags] 699 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,800 -Swallow! -And celebration! 700 00:27:38,833 --> 00:27:41,167 - * Gay men - * Gay man 701 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,933 - * Gay men - Hallelujah! 702 00:27:42,967 --> 00:27:45,133 - * Gay men - Hallelujah! 703 00:27:45,167 --> 00:27:49,067 - Starring Peppermint as Shaquita Bryant. 704 00:27:49,067 --> 00:27:52,733 Alexis Michelle as Freda Phelps. 705 00:27:52,767 --> 00:27:56,567 Trinity Taylor as Sister Mary Koont. 706 00:27:56,600 --> 00:28:01,233 Tune in to see if tolerance goes balls deep 707 00:28:01,267 --> 00:28:05,400 on "Mary, Mother of Gay." 708 00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:07,400 [applause] 709 00:28:07,433 --> 00:28:08,700 - Oh, hallelu. 710 00:28:10,067 --> 00:28:13,067 Ladies, I've made some decisions. 711 00:28:14,467 --> 00:28:15,700 - Coming up... 712 00:28:15,733 --> 00:28:17,933 - Frankly, the clever word play and the writing 713 00:28:17,967 --> 00:28:19,900 I do think came from me. 714 00:28:19,933 --> 00:28:21,733 - I have to speak up right now. 715 00:28:23,233 --> 00:28:24,700 That is not the case. 716 00:28:24,733 --> 00:28:26,733 [RuPaul laughs, bell rings] 717 00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:34,500 - Ladies, based on your pilot presentations 718 00:28:34,533 --> 00:28:38,733 and your Club Kid couture, I've made some decisions. 719 00:28:40,967 --> 00:28:43,500 Sasha Velour, Shea Coulee. 720 00:28:44,967 --> 00:28:46,267 Con-drag-ulations. 721 00:28:46,300 --> 00:28:49,333 You're the winners of this week's challenge. 722 00:28:49,367 --> 00:28:53,167 You've each won a $1,000 gift certificate 723 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,300 from The Spa On Rodeo, 724 00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:59,067 and a sickening supply of hair care products 725 00:28:59,067 --> 00:29:01,633 provided by Aquage. 726 00:29:01,667 --> 00:29:03,700 And the hair doesn't have to be on your head. 727 00:29:03,733 --> 00:29:04,700 [all laugh] 728 00:29:04,733 --> 00:29:06,567 - Good. 729 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,200 - You may leave the stage. 730 00:29:08,233 --> 00:29:10,633 - Yes. We the dream team. 731 00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:12,067 - Oh, my God. 732 00:29:12,067 --> 00:29:14,800 it's actually amazing to win working with Shea again. 733 00:29:14,833 --> 00:29:16,867 I'm so happy. 734 00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:22,700 - That means you're all up for elimination. 735 00:29:22,733 --> 00:29:24,967 Now it's time for the judge's reviews, 736 00:29:25,067 --> 00:29:29,600 starting with Nina Bo'nina Brown Stuart Masterson. 737 00:29:29,633 --> 00:29:32,767 - Tonight on the runway, I love what you did with your face. 738 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,767 Your makeup is intense. It's really insane. 739 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,067 - But I think the torso part, 740 00:29:37,067 --> 00:29:39,367 it looks a little bit like an afterthought for me. 741 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,067 - I wanted to paint this, like, elaborate ribcage, 742 00:29:42,067 --> 00:29:44,833 but didn't have time, so I just kind of did what I could do. 743 00:29:44,867 --> 00:29:47,267 - Let's talk about "Nina & Tina." 744 00:29:47,300 --> 00:29:48,533 - Okay. 745 00:29:48,567 --> 00:29:52,333 - I felt like you guys came with no preparation. 746 00:29:52,367 --> 00:29:54,067 I really wish you had a script. 747 00:29:54,067 --> 00:29:56,067 - Shows like "Curb Your Enthusiasm" 748 00:29:56,100 --> 00:30:00,200 are completely improv'd, but they always have a structure 749 00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:02,133 so they don't just fly off the rails. 750 00:30:03,267 --> 00:30:06,033 -Valentina. -Hello. 751 00:30:06,067 --> 00:30:07,900 - Your runway look I think is spectacular. 752 00:30:07,933 --> 00:30:11,233 - But I'm getting way more high fashion than I am Club Kid. 753 00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:14,033 And in the acting challenge, same thing goes here. 754 00:30:14,067 --> 00:30:15,967 I didn't feel like you guys were prepared, 755 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,133 and I feel like you guys kind of wandered 756 00:30:17,167 --> 00:30:18,933 until you got to where it was going. 757 00:30:18,967 --> 00:30:22,400 - It sort of felt like a movie to me. 758 00:30:22,433 --> 00:30:25,667 There has to be a formula that you can fill every week, 759 00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:28,333 so it can't be wrapped up after the first episode. 760 00:30:28,367 --> 00:30:31,033 - Up next, Trinity Taylor. 761 00:30:31,067 --> 00:30:33,500 - I have to say, that is my favorite runway look. 762 00:30:33,533 --> 00:30:35,567 It is so well done. 763 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,100 - This was really hard for me. 764 00:30:37,133 --> 00:30:39,400 You know, it's not easy to look like a venereal disease. 765 00:30:39,433 --> 00:30:41,500 [all laugh] 766 00:30:41,533 --> 00:30:44,200 - Everything about it rings true to Club Kid for me. 767 00:30:44,233 --> 00:30:46,100 I love it. It's super fun. 768 00:30:46,133 --> 00:30:48,200 Let's talk about Sister Koont. 769 00:30:48,233 --> 00:30:49,200 You went for it. 770 00:30:49,233 --> 00:30:50,967 - Children! 771 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,033 - And you ended up being the scene stealer. 772 00:30:53,067 --> 00:30:54,567 - You took directions so beautifully, 773 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,467 and the moment we said go bigger with it, 774 00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:59,567 you embraced it and you were the comedy gold 775 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,200 of "Mary, Mother of Gay." 776 00:31:01,233 --> 00:31:02,267 Really well done. 777 00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:03,467 - Thank you so much. 778 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:06,433 - Up next, hard candy Peppermint. 779 00:31:06,467 --> 00:31:10,067 - I'll never forget who you are because of your outfit. 780 00:31:10,067 --> 00:31:11,233 It's so on brand. 781 00:31:11,267 --> 00:31:13,067 - This is really bringing back, like, 782 00:31:13,067 --> 00:31:14,733 The Tunnel and Club USA and all those great places. 783 00:31:14,767 --> 00:31:15,833 - Thank you. 784 00:31:15,867 --> 00:31:17,533 - I like that it's over the top. 785 00:31:17,567 --> 00:31:20,067 - She could also leave here and go to "Let's Make A Deal." 786 00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:23,233 What I loved about "Mary, Mother of Gay" 787 00:31:23,267 --> 00:31:26,333 was that it was totally actual sitcom beats. 788 00:31:26,367 --> 00:31:27,367 Like, when they said the name 789 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,433 and you looked at the camera like. 790 00:31:28,467 --> 00:31:29,600 You did the voiceovers. 791 00:31:29,633 --> 00:31:31,167 You committed completely to your role. 792 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,233 I thought you did a really good job. 793 00:31:33,267 --> 00:31:36,300 -Thank you. -Up next, Alexis Michelle. 794 00:31:36,333 --> 00:31:37,700 - Hi. 795 00:31:37,733 --> 00:31:39,567 - Tonight on the runway, not my favorite look. 796 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,600 It is a body stocking with a corset on. 797 00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:44,967 This is beautiful, your hair and makeup. 798 00:31:45,067 --> 00:31:46,333 -Thank you. -It's just almost like 799 00:31:46,367 --> 00:31:48,500 it doesn't make sense with the rest of the outfit. 800 00:31:48,533 --> 00:31:49,933 They're two different looks. 801 00:31:49,967 --> 00:31:51,733 - In terms of the pilot, 802 00:31:51,767 --> 00:31:55,067 your performance, for me, did sort of get lost in the shuffle. 803 00:31:55,067 --> 00:31:56,700 - Maybe your character didn't pop as much 804 00:31:56,733 --> 00:31:59,733 because you took on a lot of the producer role. 805 00:31:59,767 --> 00:32:03,967 - I want to say something, and I don't intend by any means 806 00:32:04,067 --> 00:32:07,100 to throw my beautiful teammates under for this. 807 00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:11,367 But I do think that a lot of the organization 808 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,800 and, frankly, the clever wordplay and the writing 809 00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:16,567 I do think came from me. 810 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:20,067 In trying to keep things running and organized, 811 00:32:20,067 --> 00:32:23,900 I may have taken a back seat in the size of my performance. 812 00:32:23,933 --> 00:32:25,700 - I have to speak up right now. 813 00:32:25,733 --> 00:32:27,967 The way that this discussion is going down, 814 00:32:28,067 --> 00:32:32,067 it sounds like Alexis was the producer of our pilot. 815 00:32:32,067 --> 00:32:33,600 That is not the case. 816 00:32:33,633 --> 00:32:35,067 You were not the only person-- 817 00:32:35,067 --> 00:32:36,400 - I didn't mean to say that. 818 00:32:36,433 --> 00:32:37,733 - That was writing things down. 819 00:32:37,767 --> 00:32:40,600 The three of us did put in a balanced amount of work. 820 00:32:40,633 --> 00:32:43,500 - I also felt that there was a little bit of me, me, me. 821 00:32:43,533 --> 00:32:46,400 Peppermint felt very strongly about doing the voiceover. 822 00:32:46,433 --> 00:32:50,500 - Okay. I did say that I wanted to do the voiceover, 823 00:32:50,533 --> 00:32:53,533 but you could have said, before we go to shoot, 824 00:32:53,567 --> 00:32:54,667 let's talk about this again. 825 00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:57,300 - It wasn't much of a discussion. 826 00:32:57,333 --> 00:32:59,133 It felt like it was claimed. 827 00:32:59,167 --> 00:33:01,400 - I want to say one thing as well. 828 00:33:01,433 --> 00:33:05,067 As a team, all three of us put in the same amount of work. 829 00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:06,400 It was all of our ideas. 830 00:33:06,433 --> 00:33:07,733 - And please let me repeat, 831 00:33:07,767 --> 00:33:10,733 I was not trying to throw you under, either of you. 832 00:33:10,767 --> 00:33:13,333 But in focusing on administration, 833 00:33:13,367 --> 00:33:18,533 my performance was not the same size as my co-stars. 834 00:33:19,667 --> 00:33:20,867 - Thank you, ladies. 835 00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:22,867 We've heard enough. 836 00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:25,667 While you untuck backstage, 837 00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:28,767 the judges and I will deliberate. 838 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:32,967 All right, now, just between us network execs, 839 00:33:33,067 --> 00:33:35,533 let's start with "Nina & Tina." 840 00:33:35,567 --> 00:33:39,233 - This was a difficult challenge for Nina and Valentina 841 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:41,067 because it was very structured, 842 00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:43,500 and I don't feel like they're very structured people. 843 00:33:43,533 --> 00:33:44,733 - They were spinning their wheels in the mud. 844 00:33:44,767 --> 00:33:46,100 They were going nowhere, 845 00:33:46,133 --> 00:33:47,500 and they were going nowhere fast. 846 00:33:47,533 --> 00:33:49,967 However, could I sit there and watch them do it forever? 847 00:33:50,067 --> 00:33:51,267 - Aah! 848 00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:53,467 -Absolutely. -Sure. 849 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:55,467 - I mean, this is a Night at the Improv 850 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,433 you don't want to miss. 851 00:33:57,467 --> 00:33:59,433 - I'm just really disappointed with these two 852 00:33:59,467 --> 00:34:02,233 because there's so much comedy gold 853 00:34:02,267 --> 00:34:05,800 that could be made into a sitcom with these two characters. 854 00:34:05,833 --> 00:34:07,933 This week on "Nina & Tina," 855 00:34:07,967 --> 00:34:10,967 the old prostitute from Chattanooga 856 00:34:11,067 --> 00:34:14,067 teaches the girls a lesson about hot water cornbread. 857 00:34:14,067 --> 00:34:15,067 Michelle, write this down. 858 00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:16,067 I think this is a really good idea. 859 00:34:16,100 --> 00:34:17,533 -I got it, I got it. -Yeah, good. 860 00:34:17,567 --> 00:34:19,400 Trinity Taylor. 861 00:34:19,433 --> 00:34:20,967 - As far as Sister Mary Koont, 862 00:34:21,067 --> 00:34:24,767 she went for it balls to the wall and she delivered. 863 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,467 Tonight was a great night for Trinity. 864 00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:28,500 - Although I do think 865 00:34:28,533 --> 00:34:30,467 that she really committed to the part, 866 00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:32,233 the pilot that they did is my least favorite. 867 00:34:32,267 --> 00:34:35,467 - Listen, it was cliché and not that original. 868 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:37,167 I think the show's gonna be a big hit. 869 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,400 [all laugh] 870 00:34:38,433 --> 00:34:39,567 Peppermint. 871 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,400 - Everything that you need to do in a sitcom, 872 00:34:41,433 --> 00:34:43,133 I think Peppermint delivered. 873 00:34:43,167 --> 00:34:44,833 - And she really nailed it in the voiceover. 874 00:34:44,867 --> 00:34:45,833 -That's true. -Because that's really 875 00:34:45,867 --> 00:34:48,567 set the tone for the whole piece. 876 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,500 -Yeah. -Alexis Michelle. 877 00:34:50,533 --> 00:34:54,067 - She was very prepared, knew her lines. 878 00:34:54,067 --> 00:34:59,100 - I don't like that she turned on her teammates like that. 879 00:34:59,133 --> 00:35:00,967 - I just feel like she was making excuses 880 00:35:01,067 --> 00:35:03,133 for why her performance didn't pop for us. 881 00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:04,433 At the end of the day, 882 00:35:04,467 --> 00:35:06,067 you just have to be memorable in the presentation, 883 00:35:06,067 --> 00:35:07,267 and she wasn't. 884 00:35:07,300 --> 00:35:09,233 [clap, clap] - Silence. 885 00:35:09,267 --> 00:35:12,133 I've made my decision. 886 00:35:12,167 --> 00:35:15,900 Bring back my girls. 887 00:35:15,933 --> 00:35:17,933 [RuPaul laughs, bell rings] 888 00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:22,967 - Welcome back, ladies. 889 00:35:23,067 --> 00:35:26,100 I've made some decisions. 890 00:35:26,133 --> 00:35:29,667 Peppermint, Trinity Taylor, 891 00:35:29,700 --> 00:35:34,200 your performances were crass, crude and clichéd. 892 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:37,067 You're both safe. 893 00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:38,767 -[laughs] -Thank you. 894 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,900 - You may join the other girls. 895 00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:47,067 Nina Bo'nina Brown, your skeletal look is killer, 896 00:35:47,100 --> 00:35:50,167 but you really boned your pilot. 897 00:35:51,533 --> 00:35:54,167 I'm sorry, my dear, but you're up for elimination. 898 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,133 - I already knew it. 899 00:35:56,167 --> 00:35:57,500 Call me Miss Cleo. 900 00:35:58,900 --> 00:36:03,633 - Valentina, on the runway, you gave us Spanish fly, 901 00:36:03,667 --> 00:36:06,067 but your pilot didn't land. 902 00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:10,433 Alexis Michelle, at this point in the competition, 903 00:36:10,467 --> 00:36:13,633 there's no excuse for not standing out. 904 00:36:13,667 --> 00:36:15,400 - Oh, my God. 905 00:36:15,433 --> 00:36:19,433 - Alexis Michelle, your prayers have been answered. 906 00:36:19,467 --> 00:36:20,700 You're safe. 907 00:36:22,333 --> 00:36:23,733 You may join the other girls. 908 00:36:23,767 --> 00:36:25,633 - Thank you. 909 00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:28,933 - Valentina, my dear, I'm sorry, 910 00:36:28,967 --> 00:36:31,967 but you are up for elimination. 911 00:36:33,067 --> 00:36:36,567 Two queens stand before me. 912 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:41,167 Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me 913 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:45,067 and save yourself from elimination. 914 00:36:46,733 --> 00:36:48,833 The time has come... [thunder] 915 00:36:48,867 --> 00:36:50,767 for you to lip sync 916 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:54,767 [echoing] for your life. 917 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,767 - Nothing can explain what I'm feeling 918 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,867 as I'm waiting to have to lip sync for my life. 919 00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:02,267 I'm scared. 920 00:37:02,300 --> 00:37:07,133 - Good luck and don't fuck it up. 921 00:37:07,167 --> 00:37:10,200 - * Greedy 922 00:37:10,233 --> 00:37:12,100 * You know that I'm greedy for love * 923 00:37:12,133 --> 00:37:17,067 * Boy, you give me feelings never felt before * 924 00:37:17,067 --> 00:37:21,333 * I'm making it obvious by knocking at your door * 925 00:37:21,367 --> 00:37:23,833 * I know that I'm coming tonight * 926 00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:26,100 * You know I'm coming tonight * 927 00:37:26,133 --> 00:37:30,500 * Don't want to deny it anymore * 928 00:37:30,533 --> 00:37:32,800 * Been in this state of mind * 929 00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:34,233 * Been in this state of mind * 930 00:37:34,267 --> 00:37:39,167 * Been in this state of mind, oh, yeah * 931 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:40,767 - Stop. Hold up, hold up. 932 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,067 All right, enough. [music stops] 933 00:37:45,767 --> 00:37:48,733 Valentina, this is a lip sync for your life. 934 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:49,933 We need to see your lips. 935 00:37:51,233 --> 00:37:53,067 Take that thing off of your mouth. 936 00:37:53,067 --> 00:37:54,833 - I'd like to keep it on, please. 937 00:37:59,133 --> 00:38:00,300 - It's a lip sync. 938 00:38:00,333 --> 00:38:02,567 What part of that do you not understand? 939 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,467 - Okay. 940 00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:12,600 - So we're gonna reset. 941 00:38:12,633 --> 00:38:14,567 Okay. 942 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:19,300 Lip sync for your life, take two. 943 00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:21,967 - * Greedy 944 00:38:22,067 --> 00:38:24,067 * You know that I'm greedy for love * 945 00:38:24,067 --> 00:38:25,333 * 'Cause I'm so 946 00:38:25,367 --> 00:38:27,467 * I don't need a phone call * 947 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:29,833 * Got nothing to say 948 00:38:29,867 --> 00:38:31,933 * I'ma tell you when it's over * 949 00:38:31,967 --> 00:38:35,733 - Oh, she doesn't know the words. 950 00:38:35,767 --> 00:38:38,767 * I know I'm coming tonight * 951 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,967 * I just need to get this out the way * 952 00:38:42,067 --> 00:38:43,300 * Oh, baby 953 00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:45,633 - In this moment, my mind is just at a blank. 954 00:38:45,667 --> 00:38:47,533 I don't remember the song. 955 00:38:47,567 --> 00:38:49,233 I just want to disappear. 956 00:38:49,267 --> 00:38:51,800 - * Oh, yeah 957 00:38:51,833 --> 00:38:55,567 * Baby, you got lucky 'cause you're rocking with the best * 958 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,200 * And I'm greedy 959 00:38:57,233 --> 00:38:59,100 * 'Cause I'm so greedy 960 00:38:59,133 --> 00:39:02,433 * 'Cause I'm so 961 00:39:02,467 --> 00:39:04,100 * Greedy, I'm greedy, I'm greedy, I'm greedy * 962 00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:05,800 * I'm greedy for love 963 00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:09,667 - Yes, yes, yes, whoo! 964 00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:11,467 Yes! 965 00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:14,267 - * Baby, you got lucky 'cause you're rocking with the best * 966 00:39:14,300 --> 00:39:15,900 * And I'm greedy 967 00:39:15,933 --> 00:39:17,567 * 'Cause I'm so greedy 968 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,067 * 'Cause I'm so 969 00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:21,133 * I ain't talking money 970 00:39:21,167 --> 00:39:22,800 * I'm just physically obsessed * 971 00:39:22,833 --> 00:39:24,533 * And I'm greedy 972 00:39:24,567 --> 00:39:26,567 * 'Cause I'm so greedy 973 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:30,867 * 'Cause I'm so greedy, ooh * 974 00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:33,067 * You know that I'm greedy for love * 975 00:39:33,067 --> 00:39:34,333 * 'Cause I'm so 976 00:39:34,367 --> 00:39:37,467 [applause] 977 00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:41,133 - [sobbing] 978 00:39:41,167 --> 00:39:44,733 - Ladies, I've made my decision. 979 00:39:46,067 --> 00:39:49,700 Nina Bo'nina Brown, shantay, you stay. 980 00:39:49,733 --> 00:39:51,200 - Thank you. 981 00:39:52,433 --> 00:39:53,767 - You can join the other girls. 982 00:39:55,433 --> 00:39:58,667 Valentina, I thought you had the stuff 983 00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:00,033 to go all the way. 984 00:40:01,433 --> 00:40:04,900 Now sashay away. 985 00:40:04,933 --> 00:40:06,100 - Thank you. 986 00:40:06,133 --> 00:40:08,833 I'm so humiliated tonight. 987 00:40:08,867 --> 00:40:11,900 I want to be here so bad. 988 00:40:11,933 --> 00:40:14,000 I don't want to go. 989 00:40:14,033 --> 00:40:17,033 [crying] 990 00:40:17,067 --> 00:40:19,233 Los quiero mucho. 991 00:40:19,267 --> 00:40:21,100 I never imagined 992 00:40:21,133 --> 00:40:23,533 this was the way that it was going to end. 993 00:40:23,567 --> 00:40:24,633 [sighs] 994 00:40:24,667 --> 00:40:28,633 I wanted to leave putting up a good fight, 995 00:40:28,667 --> 00:40:30,933 and that's something I wasn't able to do today. 996 00:40:30,967 --> 00:40:33,967 But I don't want to leave feeling disappointed. 997 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,633 I want to leave here feeling grateful. 998 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:45,633 - My queens, never give up. 999 00:40:45,667 --> 00:40:48,633 And remember, if you can't love yourself, 1000 00:40:48,667 --> 00:40:50,800 how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? 1001 00:40:50,833 --> 00:40:52,867 Can I get an amen up in here? 1002 00:40:52,900 --> 00:40:54,100 -Amen! -Amen! 1003 00:40:54,133 --> 00:40:56,033 - All right. Now let the music play. 1004 00:40:56,067 --> 00:40:57,833 - * Hey, kitty girl 1005 00:40:57,867 --> 00:40:58,900 * It's your world, hey 1006 00:40:58,933 --> 00:41:02,733 * Hey, kitty, kitty girl 1007 00:41:02,767 --> 00:41:04,833 * Whoa-oh-oh