1 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,089 RuPaul: Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race... 2 00:00:22,089 --> 00:00:27,027 Welcome to the second premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race 2020. 3 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:31,164 You may have noticed that you're not the first queens to arrive. 4 00:00:31,164 --> 00:00:34,968 Now, this week, you six get your very own premiere. 5 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:38,105 RuPaul: Jaida Essence Hall. 6 00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:40,807 You have that way of moving that feels very, very natural. 7 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:41,808 It made me smile. 8 00:00:41,808 --> 00:00:43,110 You're a winner, baby. 9 00:00:43,110 --> 00:00:44,645 Oh, my gosh! 10 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:46,480 [cheers and applause] 11 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:50,284 I think the time has come for you to meet... 12 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:53,387 your competition. 13 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:57,090 We just survived, and we see the other girls. 14 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:04,131 These other girls are looking pretty standoffish. 15 00:01:04,131 --> 00:01:05,966 I'm not really sure how this is gonna go down. 16 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:10,637 Oh, look at this. 17 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:15,876 [all talking at once] 18 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:18,145 Jan and I are in the same drag family. 19 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:19,513 Five New York girls! 20 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:20,948 Five New York girls! 21 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:22,382 The other queens should be shook, 22 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:24,151 because New York City is here to represent. 23 00:01:24,151 --> 00:01:27,921 We are the best queens in the world. 24 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:31,692 But I'm the one to beat. [laughs] 25 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:33,093 Did y'all miss y'all's flight? 26 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,261 Because y'all got here awfully late. 27 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:35,629 Oh, we got here just on time. 28 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:38,198 [all laugh] 29 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:39,333 So how are you ladies doing? 30 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:40,600 Blessed and highly flavored. 31 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:41,601 Fat and fabulous. 32 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:42,602 She's being shy. 33 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:44,037 This bitch won the first episode. 34 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:46,506 [cheering] 35 00:01:46,506 --> 00:01:47,774 So who was the top two? 36 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,743 -Myself... -Miss Sherry Pie. 37 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:51,478 Did you guys also have a top two? 38 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:52,546 It was me and Gigi. 39 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:55,515 So what is, like, y'all's specialty? 40 00:01:55,515 --> 00:01:56,717 Name something. 41 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,719 -Ooh! -Bitch, okay. 42 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:02,389 Did y'all run into any personal issues already? 43 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:03,523 Have you guys fought at all? 44 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:06,960 I think that we should switch it up. 45 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,462 But first we gotta get out here first. 46 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,564 That's the way it is. Don't, don't, don't you wish. 47 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:11,898 Widow, are you still mad at us? 48 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:14,701 [echoing] These bitches. 49 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:17,137 -No. -No. 50 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,039 So you already had a fight? 51 00:02:19,039 --> 00:02:20,807 It was not a fight. It was not a fight. 52 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,409 Who was the fight between? 53 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:24,311 -Our top two. -The winners. 54 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,847 Oh! 55 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:30,751 I enjoy when bitches tell me what their weaknesses are. 56 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:32,786 It was, like, a slight disagreement. 57 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:34,521 With the pressure of getting ready 58 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:35,589 for, like, a group number-- 59 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:36,590 You all know the pressure. 60 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:38,125 We just met the bitches, 61 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:39,292 and they're already starting to complain. 62 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:41,795 You're supposed to show your strongest assets, 63 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:43,463 and they kind of like crackle in front of us. 64 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:44,664 And we're just, like, eating popcorns 65 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:47,701 like, spill the T, bitch. Tell us, tell us. 66 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:50,103 I had one idea where I thought the team should have went, 67 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:52,973 and this bitch, being in musical theater, 68 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:54,107 the two worlds didn't meet. But-- 69 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:55,742 See, me and Gigi like each other. 70 00:02:55,742 --> 00:02:57,778 We didn't fight. 71 00:02:57,778 --> 00:02:59,246 Our team, we've been through some shit, 72 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:02,149 but we're not gonna air that out in front of the other girls. 73 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:03,550 Like, no shade, 74 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,252 this is a really talented group of people right here, so I-- 75 00:03:05,252 --> 00:03:06,253 He could have already decided 76 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:08,155 that we're the top seven, though. 77 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:11,625 And what comes after the top seven, but the top six? 78 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,660 [all laugh] 79 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:16,063 Team talent! 80 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:18,198 -Team talent. -Team talent. 81 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,100 All right, bitches, let's get out of drag. 82 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:22,302 Exactly, yeah. 83 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:24,037 Let me take this hair off first, though. 84 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,073 I'm gonna take this hair off, and then she gonna-- 85 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,207 We gonna have to put them down. 86 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,508 It's not gonna be as easy as I thought. 87 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:30,343 Don't worry. We were number one. 88 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:32,579 -They're number two. -Hello. 89 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:33,847 What do you think of those girls? 90 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:35,215 -Do you know any of them? -We sending them home. 91 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,117 I don't know anybody. We're sending them home, though. 92 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:40,487 "Team talent," my ass. 93 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:45,225 RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race 94 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,526 receives a one-year supply 95 00:03:46,526 --> 00:03:49,229 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics, 96 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:53,100 and a cash prize of $100.000. 97 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:57,704 With our extra-special guest judge Olivia Munn. 98 00:03:57,704 --> 00:03:59,139 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪ 99 00:03:59,139 --> 00:04:00,307 ♪ May the best woman ♪ 100 00:04:00,307 --> 00:04:04,111 ♪ Best woman win ♪ 101 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:10,150 [all talking] 102 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:11,751 It's a brand new day, 103 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:14,054 and we have a new challenge coming our way. 104 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:16,289 It feel nice to be together as a group 105 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:17,390 for the first time. 106 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:19,459 It's all lovely. 107 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:21,294 But it's a competition still. 108 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:23,330 These bitches gotta go home so I can win. 109 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:24,831 [alarm] 110 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:26,366 RuPaul: Ooh, girl. 111 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:29,469 She done already done had herses. 112 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:32,539 Hey, squirrel friends. [cheering] 113 00:04:32,539 --> 00:04:33,940 Are you tone deaf? 114 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,775 Do you have two left feet? 115 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:40,580 Do you suffer from an over inflated sense of self? 116 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:45,485 Well, charisma and uniqueness can only take you so far, 117 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:47,387 but it do take nerve 118 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:51,591 to show America that you ain't got talent. 119 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:55,395 -Oh! -Oh! 120 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:56,763 Hello, hello, hello! 121 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:59,399 [cheering] 122 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:02,202 Looking good! 123 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:06,473 I wanna welcome all of you to RuPaul's Drag Race 2020. 124 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:09,176 [cheers and applause] 125 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:12,245 Now, so far, you've all been safe from elimination, 126 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:15,649 but that's about to change. 127 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,717 Because starting this week, 128 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:20,086 two of you will lip sync for your life, 129 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:25,225 and one of you will sashay away. 130 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:28,361 So let's get down to business, 131 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:30,730 and by business, I mean, you know. 132 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:32,699 [all laugh] 133 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:36,670 ♪ Ohh, Pit Crew ♪ 134 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:40,373 [cheers and applause] 135 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:43,376 Well, I guess it pays to advertise. 136 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:44,911 [all laugh] 137 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:47,013 Now, ladies, for today's mini-challenge, 138 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:50,684 it's time for a queer peer assessment. 139 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:54,254 Widow Von'Du and Jaida Essence Hall, 140 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:55,755 please step forward. 141 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:59,259 You each won your premiere episodes. 142 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:01,995 Now, based on your first impressions, 143 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:06,800 I want you to line up the queens you just met 144 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,335 from top to bottom, 145 00:06:08,335 --> 00:06:12,138 from who you think is your strongest competitor 146 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:14,808 to your weakest competitor. 147 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:17,177 Oh. 148 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:19,145 Shady. Boo. 149 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:20,447 Shady-boo. 150 00:06:20,447 --> 00:06:24,117 Ladies, it's not personal, it's just drag. 151 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:27,320 Let's start with Widow. 152 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,756 Line 'em up, mm, mm, mm. 153 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:31,758 Miss Sherry. 154 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:33,693 Could you whores move down, please? 155 00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:36,162 Thank you. There you go. 156 00:06:36,162 --> 00:06:39,699 Come with me. 157 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,002 Ooh. 158 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,837 Shady, shady. 159 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:45,272 Mm-mm. 160 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:51,544 Aah! 161 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,116 Yeah, that's about right. 162 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:58,118 -♪ Awkward ♪ -Awkward. 163 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:02,455 So you think your toughest competition is Sherry Pie. 164 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:05,558 And you think Aiden Zhane is your weakest competition. 165 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:07,227 Yes. 166 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,363 Whatever. 167 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:14,734 Honestly, I'm unbothered. 168 00:07:14,734 --> 00:07:18,038 Jaida, now it's your turn to line 'em up. 169 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:20,507 I've watched Shaun T for a long time. 170 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:22,742 [all laugh] 171 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:28,214 Here, because I heard she was doing her stuff. 172 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:30,617 Have to grab Miss Brita. 173 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:33,219 Right here. 174 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:36,222 Miss Nicky. 175 00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:37,390 Zuh. 176 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:42,162 Zuh. 177 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:44,197 Zuh-zuh. [all laugh] 178 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:46,266 There we go. Done. 179 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:54,074 So you think that Gigi Goode is your biggest competition. 180 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:56,776 Of course. She was one of the top two, so why not? 181 00:07:56,776 --> 00:08:00,213 And Heidi N Closet is your weakest competition. 182 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:03,249 Um, just based off first impressions. 183 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:04,851 Well, Heidi, what do you say to that? 184 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:07,320 Fuck all them bitches. [all laugh] 185 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,723 Jaida's been here all of 10 seconds, 186 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:11,558 and she's putting me down in front of Ru? 187 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:12,625 Bitch, please. 188 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:15,195 Now this week, the four team captains 189 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:18,832 will be Widow and Jaida. 190 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:24,337 And the two queens they put in the bottom. 191 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:27,140 [all laugh] 192 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:30,043 Aiden and Heidi. 193 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:31,845 Losing is the new winning. 194 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,214 Oh, bitch, surprise, surprise. 195 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:36,316 Jaida just did me a favor. 196 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:40,086 I am now leader of my own group, and we gonna show her up. 197 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:44,324 Now, ladies, there are so many competition shows 198 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:46,493 that celebrate super-talented people. 199 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:50,330 But starting today, there's a new TV show 200 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:54,234 for people with zero talent. 201 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:57,437 For this week's maxi-challenge, you'll be improv-ing your way 202 00:08:57,437 --> 00:09:02,375 through a little show we like to call the World's Worst. 203 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,576 [laughter and applause] 204 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:06,146 -Yeah! -Working in four teams, 205 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:10,116 you'll play wanna-be performers with big dreams, 206 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:14,854 outrageous back stories, but no talent whatsoever. 207 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:18,491 And you need to make us laugh. 208 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:20,693 #DragRace. 209 00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:22,228 It's so hard for me to be the worst, 210 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:24,964 but it's gonna be pretty easy for some of them. 211 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,266 All right, now, team captains, 212 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:27,734 it's time to pick your teams, 213 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,569 starting with Aiden Zhane. 214 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:32,806 I am going to pick... 215 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,307 Sherry. 216 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,376 RuPaul: Heidi, your turn to pick. 217 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:38,111 -Jackie. -Okay. 218 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,546 Widow. 219 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:42,515 Nicky, Nicky, Nicky. [laughs] 220 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:44,117 Jaida, you're up. 221 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,052 -Jan, I have to take her. -Yes! 222 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:48,888 -Aiden. -I'm gonna have to pick Brita. 223 00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:51,224 Yes! 224 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:53,126 All right, Heidi. 225 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,360 I'm gonna pick my girl Gigi. 226 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,929 Good morning, Miss Goode. 227 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,363 Okay. ♪ Good morning ♪ 228 00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:59,099 The Widow Von'Du. 229 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,201 You know I gotta go with my Missouri sister. 230 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:02,902 Come on, Miss Crystal Methyd. 231 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:05,104 -Hey. -Jaida. 232 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:09,943 I'm gonna have to choose Miss Dahlia. 233 00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:15,014 Who's left? 234 00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:17,183 Just me and her. 235 00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:20,153 Okay, Rock M., since no one picked you, 236 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:24,324 you get to pick the team you'd like to join. 237 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:28,328 Well, I'm gonna pick my premiere sisters over here 238 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:29,963 with Miss Jaida. 239 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,197 -Yeah! -Hi. 240 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:33,233 Oh, I love you. 241 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,034 Gentlemen, start your engines, 242 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:38,571 and may the best "worst woman" win. 243 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:41,174 [cheers and applause] 244 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,109 Let's see that. 245 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:44,844 Okay, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see. 246 00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:47,947 I'm excited to do improv because I like to think of myself 247 00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:50,450 as somebody who is a bit of a character, 248 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:54,254 and I need to show these bitches that I'm not the weakest. 249 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,889 "Teams, three girls, one brain. 250 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,892 You all have to respond together the entire time." 251 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,528 [all laugh] 252 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,696 Wow, that's a fun one. 253 00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:05,265 Because of the fact that we're supposed to be terrible, 254 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,834 I don't feel like we have to actually be in sync. 255 00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:11,104 Like, Sherry starts to say something, 256 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:13,606 and then I'm like kind of trying to follow along. 257 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:14,941 You know what I mean? 258 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:17,744 I don't trust Aiden in leading a group. 259 00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:21,514 She come across as shy and kind of aloof. 260 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:26,152 So should we say this all together right now 261 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:29,222 to, like, just the talent part? 262 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,624 We are three girls. 263 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,095 Two. Two claps. 264 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:37,664 Yes. 265 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:39,899 I don't think she's ever done improv 266 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,034 or any character work before, 267 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,102 so she's like a lost little puppy, 268 00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:44,204 God bless her soul. 269 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:49,375 All: We all speak at the same time. 270 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,412 Because we share the same-- 271 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:53,746 I think we gotta pick up this load, 272 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:55,014 we gotta put it on our backs, 273 00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:57,317 and we gotta carry it to the finish line. 274 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:58,618 [moans]break 275 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,689 Fruity Patooties. 276 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,224 People called me that a lot growing up. 277 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,858 I'm here for it. [all laugh] 278 00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:07,360 This week's maxi-challenge 279 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,029 is an improv challenge called the World's Worst. 280 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:13,166 This is basically a reality competition show 281 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,834 about girls who have no talent. 282 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:20,640 All: And we'll create a poetic masterpiece. 283 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,977 It's kind of like a reality show within a reality show, 284 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:26,312 like a turducken of reality shows. 285 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,581 You know what I'm saying? 286 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,184 It's really meta. 287 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,452 First what we need to do is figure out, like, 288 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:35,455 what characters people feel like would be their strength. 289 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:36,723 I can do the grapes. 290 00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:41,394 Our group will be playing fruits who are LGBTQ activists. 291 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:44,731 It's the ambitious role which I feel like I could be like, 292 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:47,467 yeah, we're gonna do it, you guys! 293 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,202 -[laughs] -Yeah! 294 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,803 And then we have the bad apple-- 295 00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:52,171 ooh, the former member of the Fruity Patooties-- 296 00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:55,241 and was kicked out and replaced by broccoli. 297 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,710 I think I like the bad apple role. 298 00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,445 I like the bad apple role, too, though. 299 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:03,316 I feel like I would be able to really just, like, ham it up. 300 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,252 But it's up to you. 301 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,588 Okay, I'll take the bad apple role then, 302 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:09,922 just because I know that's, like, 303 00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,724 really, like, something I know I'll excel in. 304 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,292 Okay. 305 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,527 I feel really good about this. 306 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,298 "The Del Rio triplets." 307 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,601 We're approaching 80. Okay. 308 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:22,702 Oh, so we're gonna be old, old, old. 309 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:23,936 -Word. -Okay. 310 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,772 I have a lot of improv background. 311 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:28,241 I think I'll be able to lead the group 312 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:31,010 to make sure that we don't get too off-track. 313 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,679 -Let's back it up real quick. -Yeah, yeah, okay. 314 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,580 Have either of you guys ever done improv? 315 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,315 -I have, in school. -Yeah, me, too. 316 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,518 Okay. Do you remember what the first rule of improv is? 317 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,453 -It's been a while. -Always say yes, and. 318 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,454 -Yes, and. -Yes, and. 319 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,189 Never say no to anything. 320 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:44,524 We'll never shut each other down on stage. 321 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,726 Yes, and... 322 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,227 You don't say that. 323 00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:51,297 Jaida kind of got me in my head 324 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:53,366 when she believed that I am the weakest link. 325 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,634 Always think about the body first. 326 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:55,835 -Walk with me, girls. -Okay. 327 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,404 But luckily my team that I picked 328 00:13:58,404 --> 00:13:59,806 is helping me get through that. 329 00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:03,209 [imitating old man] Real pains in the you-know-what. 330 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:06,946 It's been forever since anyone seen your "you-know-what." 331 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:08,214 Yeah, yeah. 332 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:09,315 So I feel like this is gonna be 333 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:12,318 right up my avenue--avenue-- av-av-- 334 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:13,453 Bitch, I live on an avenue. 335 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:16,756 Why can't I say the word? [laughs] 336 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,794 Our team's made up of three Squirrel Scouts: 337 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,696 Squirrel Scout A, the smart one, 338 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,331 Squirrel Scout B, the sexy one, 339 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,767 and Squirrel Scout C. I'm the drunk one. Hiccup. 340 00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:30,269 I think we should try to not go predictable. 341 00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:31,337 Mm-hmm. 342 00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:32,739 So, like, what do you think-- 343 00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,240 I say we play to our strengths. 344 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:37,577 So you would be the drunk, I would be the sexy? 345 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:41,481 -I love how-- -You said it yourself. 346 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:42,582 I'll be drunk, I'll be drunk, yeah. 347 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:43,616 Sure, you can be drunk. 348 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:44,884 -Oh, yes. -All right. 349 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,553 Oh, my God, this funny stuff, delicious. 350 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,490 All right. I'm the sexy one. 351 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,158 Okay. 352 00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,026 I'm not happy with the role that I got, 353 00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:56,562 because being a look queen and being the sexy one 354 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,131 is kind of like predictable. 355 00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:00,066 I should have been the drunk scout. 356 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,935 Hey, squirrel friends. 357 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,304 -Hey! -Hey! 358 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:09,008 -Hi, kids. -Hi, Ru. 359 00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:13,212 Widow, why did you put Aiden as the weakest link? 360 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:15,748 Well, when we all got to meet each other, 361 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,283 out of everybody, she was the one that 362 00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:20,286 didn't give us enough, like, who she is, what she does. 363 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:21,320 So if you don't have confidence, bitch, 364 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,555 then you sound weak. 365 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,223 I see. 366 00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,325 Werk. 367 00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:29,262 Now, Crystal Methyd, kind of wacky, aren't you? 368 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,429 A little bit. 369 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,665 And do you know you have the hair of El DeBarge? 370 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,668 I don't know who that is, no. 371 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:38,371 He was in the group DeBarge, and they sang a song, 372 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,841 ♪ To the beat of the rhythm of the night ♪ 373 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:43,509 [humming] 374 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:44,510 [all laugh] 375 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:47,280 So now this is an improv challenge. 376 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,148 Anybody do improv before? 377 00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:50,416 I've done it in my language. 378 00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,218 -I host a lot of shows. -Yeah. 379 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:53,786 And sometimes you're improv-ing when you're hosting shows, 380 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,221 because you never know 381 00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:57,323 what's gonna happen in the crowd, or what's-- 382 00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:59,959 Yeah, well, this, though, has more of an outline. 383 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,328 Even though it seems unstructured, it is structured. 384 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:05,898 You gotta infuse your character with behavior. 385 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,333 You have to know where you come from 386 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,136 so whatever happens, you've got something for it. 387 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:13,706 I think of all the threesomes, you're kind of the oddest one. 388 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,342 I would never picture you three together. 389 00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:17,810 Odd's where it's at. 390 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,679 Odd is where it's at. I like that. 391 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:22,982 Well, I can't wait to see what you do with it. 392 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,319 ♪ To the beat of the rhythm of the night ♪ 393 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,555 [humming] 394 00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:32,425 All right, I can't wait to see you out there. 395 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,360 -Thank you. -Thank you, Ru. 396 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,295 Heidi N Closet. 397 00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:37,797 Hi! 398 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,232 You know that's a terrible name, right? 399 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,800 It is, it's terrible. It's awful. 400 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,168 Yeah, I can technically tell you why. 401 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:46,239 Because Heidi, then you have to reshape your mouth 402 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,608 to say "N," and then Closet. 403 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:49,876 It's not very satisfying. 404 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:50,877 Heidi, fine. 405 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,678 Heidi Ho, Heidi Goodbyedie. 406 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,280 Yes! 407 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,783 If she has to change my name to Heidi Hoo, Heidi Ho, 408 00:16:57,783 --> 00:17:00,119 Heidi Doody, Heidi Don't Call Me Late For Lunch, 409 00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:02,722 if that's what it takes to get to the end, 410 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,790 a bitch might just change her name. 411 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:08,594 So now you strike me as someone who's done improv before. 412 00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,162 I love improv. 413 00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:13,266 Tell me about improv. What's the key to improv? 414 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:16,335 The first rule, girls, we said it earlier--we say... 415 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:18,437 All: Yes, and. 416 00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:19,438 Great! 417 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:21,274 -I taught them well. -Perfect. 418 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,242 Have any of you done improv before? 419 00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:26,112 She's improv-ed in the bedroom before. 420 00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:27,413 Oh, my God, you are a character. 421 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:30,283 [all laugh] You are a cha-rick-tor. 422 00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,685 So they know, just say it one more time so they heard you. 423 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:33,686 Yeah, they heard me. 424 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,355 So that's your job to now hone that 425 00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:39,458 and shape it into something for this challenge. 426 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,160 All right, I can't wait to see you out there. 427 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,628 -Awesome sauce. -Thank you, Ru. 428 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:43,696 Thank you. 429 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,264 Hey, ladies. 430 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:46,732 -Hello! -Hello! 431 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,134 So Jaida, this is your team. 432 00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:49,135 What's the name of your team? 433 00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:50,469 We are the Fruity Patooties. 434 00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:52,939 -Ooh! -I helped start this group, 435 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,273 but some of them are a little bit fake 436 00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,409 and they're not who they say they are, 437 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,878 so I'm gonna expose them for exactly who they are. 438 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,413 Oh. [all laugh] 439 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,349 Rock M. sock 'em, you had a choice of any team to go to. 440 00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:04,584 Why'd you choose this team? 441 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,218 I'm very familiar with these girls. 442 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:07,653 Oh, because you were all part of the same group. 443 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:08,754 -Yeah. -Yeah. 444 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,189 Yes, we're all part of the same group, 445 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:13,893 and these girls have been good, like, emotional cores for me. 446 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,695 Do you need an emotional core? 447 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:19,665 Um, I've been finding out recently in this competition 448 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,667 that it's been a little hard. 449 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:27,907 So these girls help bring out the star potential in me. 450 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,743 And once it's out, I'll be able to keep it there by myself. 451 00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:31,911 You're an interesting queen, 452 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,813 and if there was ever a time to apply that, 453 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,481 it's in this challenge. 454 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:36,816 Uh-huh. 455 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,217 What fruit are you? 456 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,485 I'm an orange. 457 00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:41,654 Uh-huh. All right. 458 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,688 And what about you, Jaida? 459 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:45,558 I'm a terribly sad bad apple. 460 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,160 [all laugh] 461 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:51,163 All right, girls. I'll see you out there. 462 00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:52,965 See you out there. 463 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:56,669 I feel like the orange is not interesting. 464 00:18:56,669 --> 00:19:01,173 Her character description is literally, like, three words. 465 00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:02,408 I'm thinking 466 00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:05,711 that if I have a character that is not interesting, 467 00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:07,680 I'm going to go down in flames. 468 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:11,484 I kind of--I kind of wanna-- I kind of wanna say something. 469 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,253 I really don't wanna step on toes or anything, 470 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:17,189 but I am really feeling like 471 00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:20,860 I would feel more comfortable with the apple. 472 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:23,696 [sighs] 473 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,631 With the bad apple role. 474 00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:29,535 I don't know why she is doing this, 475 00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:31,137 but I'm not about to take this orange. 476 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:34,407 Just because I feel like I can do angry. 477 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:35,708 If I take the apple role, 478 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,377 then I can really deliver what Ru was saying. 479 00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:40,513 The thing is is like you have this tendency 480 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,581 to, like, second guess what you do. 481 00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,316 I'm thinking, like, now at this point 482 00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:45,384 it's kind of a little bit late. 483 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:47,953 Right now it's apples and oranges, 484 00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:50,189 and I want that apple. 485 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,224 I want the apple. Gimme the apple! 486 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:58,798 Child, I'm not gonna be this damn orange, no.break 487 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,241 Carson: Welcome to World's Worst. 488 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:11,510 It's audition week, and the crowds have gathered 489 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,112 to see if they can make the cut 490 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,881 for a coveted ticket to West Hollywood. 491 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:19,185 Good luck. Let's meet some of them. 492 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:22,621 Well, hello, Del Rio Trio! 493 00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:24,223 Excuse me. Pardon me. 494 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,858 I gave you a bit of a start. 495 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:28,294 Now, are you guys triplets? 496 00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:29,361 Yes! 497 00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:32,264 Identical. Can you believe it? 498 00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:35,334 We were born in 1939, 499 00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:39,138 and we are the best three-part harmony singers 500 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,307 and instrumentalists. 501 00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:43,342 Beautiful music. 502 00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:46,412 We've been inspired by so many great trios: 503 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:50,182 the Andrew Sisters, the Dixie Chicks. 504 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,184 And never forget Charlie's Angels. 505 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,319 Charlie's Angels. 506 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:55,621 The Charlie's Angels-- 507 00:20:55,621 --> 00:21:00,960 [all groan] 508 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,229 Are you sure she's okay? 509 00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,564 Oh, she'll be just fine. 510 00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:07,233 If you say so. 511 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:09,235 All right, ladies, we're gonna get you in for your audition. 512 00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:10,302 Are you ready, Blanca? 513 00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:12,204 Are you--are you-- 514 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,740 Oh, Blanca! Blanca! 515 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,909 -No! -We have to audition! 516 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:18,744 This is our chance! 517 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:20,880 And the best thing about the Del Rio Trio 518 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,214 is that they're a triple threat. 519 00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:25,050 There's no limit to the things they can't do. 520 00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,386 You're sure she's okay? 521 00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:29,655 Oh, she'll be just fine. 522 00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:31,524 One, two, three. 523 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,826 Okay. Break a hip, ladies. 524 00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:41,200 Hello, World's Worst. 525 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,401 Don't mind us. 526 00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:46,272 We're just sitting our dear sister down. 527 00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:48,340 She a little loosey-goosey right now. 528 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:52,278 Welcome to World's Worst. Thank you for being here. 529 00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:53,712 Of course you know I'm Bossy Rossy. 530 00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:55,247 This is Charo. 531 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,149 And this, of course, is Ornacia. 532 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,118 Mother has arrived. 533 00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:01,787 You know we're looking for the worst. 534 00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:03,355 Are you the worst? 535 00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:05,724 Yes, that's why we're here. 536 00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:10,896 -We're the Del Rio Trio! -We're the Del Rio Trio! 537 00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:13,966 I'm Bronca, the leader. 538 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:16,869 And I'm Cronca, the wild child. 539 00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:26,512 And I'm Blanca, the young, very lively sister. 540 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:30,015 Hi! 541 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,952 The one in the middle makes me look animated. 542 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:33,986 Here we go. 543 00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:36,755 We play instruments. 544 00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:38,757 Yes, you wanna hear our instruments? 545 00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:40,292 I am concerned. 546 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,194 I think that, uh, look a little tired. 547 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:45,264 Oh, no, no, she's fine. 548 00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:47,833 A-five, six, seven, eight. 549 00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:52,638 ♪ Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream ♪ 550 00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:54,673 ♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily ♪ 551 00:22:54,673 --> 00:22:56,442 ♪ Life is but a dream ♪ 552 00:22:56,442 --> 00:22:58,711 Now Imma take you to church this time. 553 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,412 Five, six, seven, eight. 554 00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:03,883 ♪ Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, whoo ♪ 555 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,251 [laughs] 556 00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:07,453 Oh, my God, Heidi's a breakout performer, 557 00:23:07,453 --> 00:23:09,822 and she seems ready to show everyone 558 00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,557 she should not have been placed in the bottom. 559 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:12,925 Whoo! 560 00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:14,660 Oh, oh, that was awful! 561 00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:15,861 I think they're terrible, terrible. 562 00:23:15,861 --> 00:23:17,396 I'm wondering, Charo, 563 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,366 if you could teach the Del Rio Trio how to coochie-coochie. 564 00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:21,767 Oh, definitely. 565 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,471 Okay, now we need attitude. 566 00:23:25,471 --> 00:23:28,140 All right, all four of you, come on, let's do it. 567 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:32,645 Okay, one, two, three, coochie, coochie, coochie, coochie! 568 00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:36,148 Coochie, coochie. Coochie, coochie. 569 00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:38,250 Salsa, salsa, salsa. 570 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,551 -Salsa! -Salsa! 571 00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:41,553 Sounds great. I love salsa! 572 00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:44,223 Gigi is killing it. 573 00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:48,327 [laughs] 574 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,598 Get it? 575 00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:53,933 Killing it, because she was dead. 576 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,367 [laughs] 577 00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:56,368 What do you think? 578 00:23:56,368 --> 00:24:00,339 Well, I think Blanca is...dead. 579 00:24:02,908 --> 00:24:05,077 A dead ringer for a young Carol Channing! 580 00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:06,245 Don't you think? 581 00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:10,182 Raspberries! 582 00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:11,350 Blanca? 583 00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:13,285 Yes, Ross? 584 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:19,191 You and your sisters... are going to West Hollywood! 585 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:20,926 [cheering] Yes! 586 00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:23,028 -Yes. -What? 587 00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:25,164 Where--where am I? 588 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:28,067 How did I get in this room? 589 00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:30,936 You're going to West Hollywood! 590 00:24:30,936 --> 00:24:33,706 [cheering] 591 00:24:33,706 --> 00:24:36,175 Oh! Oh, oh, oh! 592 00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:38,811 What a world, what a world! 593 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,879 To think that my dreams would come true 594 00:24:40,879 --> 00:24:42,981 and I die in the same moment! 595 00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:45,517 I've fallen, and I can't get up. 596 00:24:45,517 --> 00:24:48,520 [wailing] 597 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,223 Blanca, you don't need 'em. 598 00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:52,958 You're going to West Hollywood, honey. 599 00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:56,829 What? Come on, girls. 600 00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:57,930 Where's the door at? 601 00:24:57,930 --> 00:25:00,299 It's hard to stand out as a corpse, 602 00:25:00,299 --> 00:25:03,369 and, bitch, I know I did a damn good job. 603 00:25:03,369 --> 00:25:05,637 See you in West Hollywood, ladies! 604 00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:10,676 Well, hello there, not-so-young ladies. 605 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:12,244 -Hi! -Howdy-ho! 606 00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:13,912 Hi. Where are you guys from? 607 00:25:13,912 --> 00:25:17,149 We're the Squirrel Scouts from Camp Bangaho. 608 00:25:17,149 --> 00:25:19,418 Who's this little-- cute little guy in there? 609 00:25:19,418 --> 00:25:21,253 [chittering] Ow! 610 00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:22,654 -Squirrelly! -Oh, my God. 611 00:25:22,654 --> 00:25:25,257 Well, I can't wait to see you ladies sell yourselves. 612 00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:26,892 All right, good luck. 613 00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:31,330 [whistle blows] 614 00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:35,934 I'll go nuts, you go nuts, we'll go nuts for nut butter. 615 00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:36,935 Whoo-hoo! 616 00:25:36,935 --> 00:25:38,771 Howdy-ho, judges. 617 00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:41,240 We're the Squirrel Camp-- 618 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,643 Squirrel Scouts from Camp Bangaho. 619 00:25:44,643 --> 00:25:47,980 Oh...Not a great start. 620 00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:49,248 I'm Leslie Ann. 621 00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:50,983 I'm Chantal. 622 00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:54,620 And I'm Renisha Lashawn Jackson. 623 00:25:54,620 --> 00:25:57,389 And this is our friend Squirrelly. 624 00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:00,726 Say hi to Squirrelly. Hi, Squirrelly. 625 00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:02,261 Es un ardilla. Un ardilla [chattering] 626 00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:03,429 Yeah. 627 00:26:03,429 --> 00:26:05,464 We came together at camp 628 00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:09,201 after our parents abandoned us when we were 10. 629 00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:12,738 We got abandoned at the bus stop. 630 00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:14,940 [wailing] 631 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:18,677 And then we had to fend for ourselves out in the wilderness. 632 00:26:18,677 --> 00:26:20,145 I had to eat rocks. 633 00:26:20,145 --> 00:26:22,915 I had to use sticks as tampons. 634 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:24,583 And what do you do, exactly? 635 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:25,851 We are here today 636 00:26:25,851 --> 00:26:30,055 to earn our reality television show merit badge. 637 00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:32,925 As you can see, we have so many already. 638 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:35,294 I have this merit badge for having the best smile. 639 00:26:35,294 --> 00:26:36,562 And I have this one 640 00:26:36,562 --> 00:26:40,199 because I can make matte lipstick out of berries. 641 00:26:40,199 --> 00:26:43,769 And this is barbecue sauce. 642 00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:44,903 [all laugh] 643 00:26:44,903 --> 00:26:46,672 Widow is not afraid to take it there. 644 00:26:46,672 --> 00:26:48,507 She looks a hot mess, 645 00:26:48,507 --> 00:26:50,909 and she even smells a little bit drunk, 646 00:26:50,909 --> 00:26:53,612 and I'm just hoping I can keep up. 647 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:56,181 We actually have a beautiful product to show you right now. 648 00:26:56,181 --> 00:26:57,983 -All right. -Okay. 649 00:26:57,983 --> 00:27:02,454 Not only are we survivors, we're also entrepreneurs. 650 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,256 -'Preneur! -Yeah! 651 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,793 -Oh! -Ooh. 652 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:09,461 Nut butter. 653 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,296 Nut butter. Ooh, you make it? 654 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:14,666 It is hand-shaped and squeezed by myself. 655 00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:18,537 And I swallow-- I mean, taste-test. 656 00:27:18,537 --> 00:27:21,673 Would you like to try it out yourselves? 657 00:27:21,673 --> 00:27:23,308 -Well, dame uno. -I'll take two. 658 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:26,111 Now, careful. Don't bust that nut. 659 00:27:26,111 --> 00:27:27,246 [Charo laughs] 660 00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:30,549 Get those nut butters away from my face. 661 00:27:30,549 --> 00:27:31,583 Do you wanna taste it? 662 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:32,918 I wanna taste it, just a little. 663 00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:38,524 Are there squirrel juices in this? 664 00:27:40,459 --> 00:27:41,727 Well... 665 00:27:41,727 --> 00:27:43,362 It's organic? 666 00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:45,831 No. 667 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:48,734 Crystal is struggling as much as me, 668 00:27:48,734 --> 00:27:50,168 but I have three years of English. 669 00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:51,203 She has 28. 670 00:27:54,740 --> 00:27:58,510 I have to say, you ladies put "manure" in "entrepreneur." 671 00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:02,414 Can I see this squirrel up close? 672 00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:04,349 Squirrelly. He's so nice-- 673 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,618 Aah! Aah! 674 00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:09,688 Aah! 675 00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:14,026 Take the rest! 676 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:16,762 -I can't see! -It got my tits! 677 00:28:16,762 --> 00:28:19,197 -Squirrelly, no! -Let's go, girls! 678 00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:23,835 No matter how much I feel like I did my part, 679 00:28:23,835 --> 00:28:25,804 it's a team challenge. 680 00:28:25,804 --> 00:28:27,172 I ain't gonna bullshit with you. 681 00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:29,841 I'm scared. I'm terrified. 682 00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:31,877 There's a squirrel in my pants!break 683 00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:40,686 ...or go to traffic school,subtitle 684 00:28:40,686 --> 00:28:43,188 and I hate traffic school. 685 00:28:43,188 --> 00:28:44,456 Hate it. 686 00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:45,724 Whoo! 687 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:46,725 Oh, here comes the next group. 688 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:47,726 Hi! 689 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,461 It's a bunch of fruits! 690 00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:51,597 -We are-- -Okay, we practiced this number. 691 00:28:51,597 --> 00:28:53,865 One, two, three. 692 00:28:53,865 --> 00:28:56,468 All: The Fruity Patooties! 693 00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:59,037 Oh! 694 00:28:59,037 --> 00:29:00,739 Hello, America! 695 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:04,009 My name is Big Gay Grape. 696 00:29:04,009 --> 00:29:07,245 I am Orange, and I'm as sweet as a Clementine 697 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:08,780 and just as petite. 698 00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:12,784 I'm your fully realized steamed vegetable: broccoli. 699 00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:14,186 -And we're gay. -We're super gay. 700 00:29:14,186 --> 00:29:15,654 And we're so excited 701 00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:18,023 to be representing our community here on this show. 702 00:29:18,023 --> 00:29:20,559 We just want everybody to know that you are all accepted 703 00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:22,828 no matter who you are or where you are from. 704 00:29:22,828 --> 00:29:25,664 You're broccoli, but you're in the Fruity-- 705 00:29:25,664 --> 00:29:27,032 you're in the fruity group? 706 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:31,103 Well, yes. She's a fierce brocc-ally. 707 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:33,705 I'm a fierce brocc-ally. 708 00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:35,974 Girl, I look crazy right now. 709 00:29:35,974 --> 00:29:39,244 I have this huge-ass broccoli on my head, 710 00:29:39,244 --> 00:29:41,113 I'm sweating profusely, 711 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,848 both of my eyelashes are falling off at this point. 712 00:29:42,848 --> 00:29:44,016 I'm not looking polished, 713 00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:45,017 and it's just throwing my whole game off. 714 00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:47,519 I'm a fully realized broccoli. 715 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:48,687 Okay. 716 00:29:48,687 --> 00:29:51,556 I think that me and Rock 717 00:29:51,556 --> 00:29:54,226 are very, very high energy, 718 00:29:54,226 --> 00:29:57,462 and Broccoli is just being a fully realized broccoli, 719 00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:59,231 and she's being super sexy, 720 00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:00,899 and I don't know 721 00:30:00,899 --> 00:30:03,035 if that's really coming across to the judges. 722 00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:06,004 I'd like to start off with a little joke. 723 00:30:06,004 --> 00:30:07,873 I smell a real big stinker coming on. 724 00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:11,610 Let's spray a little Poo-Pourri. 725 00:30:11,610 --> 00:30:13,545 Kids love the joke. We're gonna start it off, okay. 726 00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:15,213 [clears throat] Knock, knock. 727 00:30:15,213 --> 00:30:16,515 Who's there? 728 00:30:16,515 --> 00:30:18,450 Orange! 729 00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:19,985 Orange who? 730 00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:22,220 Orange you glad that we can live in a community 731 00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:25,023 that accepts our brothers and sisters, 732 00:30:25,023 --> 00:30:27,492 be they vegetable or fruit? 733 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,995 Girl, this team is the pits. 734 00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:32,864 Quick question. You said you were gonna tell jokes. 735 00:30:32,864 --> 00:30:34,232 When is that gonna start? 736 00:30:34,232 --> 00:30:36,334 Well, that was our best one. 737 00:30:38,203 --> 00:30:40,372 Enough! 738 00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:43,608 Big Apple, what in the sauce are you doing here? 739 00:30:43,608 --> 00:30:46,445 You know why I'm here, and I'm gonna expose you! 740 00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:49,815 I'm here to set the record straight 741 00:30:49,815 --> 00:30:52,951 to a few phony Patooties I know. 742 00:30:52,951 --> 00:30:56,955 The world is gonna see them for exactly who they are. 743 00:30:56,955 --> 00:31:00,625 I created the phony patootie, 744 00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:02,561 and you're trying to steal all of what I've done! 745 00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:03,962 [laughs] 746 00:31:03,962 --> 00:31:07,299 How many doctors do I have to eat a day to keep you away? 747 00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:10,001 There's not enough doctors to keep me down! 748 00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:11,002 And Broccoli. 749 00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:14,139 Nobody likes broccoli. 750 00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:20,612 Keep your stem outta my face. 751 00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:26,051 Huh... 752 00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:27,452 Oh! Oh! 753 00:31:27,452 --> 00:31:28,754 She broccoli-speared her. 754 00:31:28,754 --> 00:31:30,989 -Food fight! -Food fight! 755 00:31:30,989 --> 00:31:31,990 Oh! 756 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:35,927 I'm gonna juice you! 757 00:31:35,927 --> 00:31:37,129 [all laugh] 758 00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:38,663 Aah! Aah! 759 00:31:38,663 --> 00:31:40,832 Don't bruise the fruit! 760 00:31:40,832 --> 00:31:41,967 Are you thirsty? 761 00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:44,870 Because I got some fruit punch for you! 762 00:31:44,870 --> 00:31:46,571 Stop it! 763 00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:50,275 Everybody speak slowly and clearly. 764 00:31:50,275 --> 00:31:51,877 What the hell is going on? 765 00:31:51,877 --> 00:31:55,247 Little do you know, they're straight! 766 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:57,215 I'm gonna ask you a few questions, all right? 767 00:31:57,215 --> 00:31:58,617 Sure. 768 00:31:58,617 --> 00:32:02,888 Grape, what does Mariah Carey call her fans? 769 00:32:02,888 --> 00:32:06,258 Her, um, butterflies? 770 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,927 I gotcha. It's lambs. 771 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,662 I'm surprised at you. 772 00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:13,698 I thought you were gay this whole time. 773 00:32:13,698 --> 00:32:16,001 I've never been so steamed in my life. 774 00:32:16,001 --> 00:32:18,236 All right, final question. 775 00:32:18,236 --> 00:32:19,805 Who won the Super Bowl last year? 776 00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:22,941 -The Patriots, whoo! -The Patriots! 777 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,177 That settles it. 778 00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:27,646 You are not gay! 779 00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:28,747 [gasps] 780 00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:30,148 You're not going to West Hollywood. 781 00:32:30,148 --> 00:32:31,917 Oh, no! [sobbing] 782 00:32:31,917 --> 00:32:35,287 An apple a day keep your coochie-coochie awake. 783 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:38,089 Oh, Lord! [sobbing] 784 00:32:38,089 --> 00:32:41,593 Well, hello there. Who do we have here? 785 00:32:41,593 --> 00:32:48,500 All: We are three girls with one brain. 786 00:32:51,069 --> 00:32:57,442 We met at a bus stop, 787 00:32:57,442 --> 00:33:07,519 and all of a sudden, lightning struck! 788 00:33:11,556 --> 00:33:28,106 And now we speak as a collective unit. 789 00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:32,577 Hello! 790 00:33:32,577 --> 00:33:35,814 All right, three girls, one brain. 791 00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:38,850 Give us a word, 792 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:48,493 and we will create a poetic masterpiece. 793 00:33:48,493 --> 00:33:52,130 There was a guy from Miss-i-pippi. 794 00:33:53,665 --> 00:33:59,938 There once was a guy from Miss-i-pippi 795 00:33:59,938 --> 00:34:03,174 who sat on a wall. 796 00:34:03,174 --> 00:34:08,046 There once was a guy from Miss-i-pippi 797 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:11,449 who had a great fall. 798 00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:17,789 All the queens' horses and all the queens' men 799 00:34:17,789 --> 00:34:23,662 couldn't put there once was a guy from Miss-i-pippi 800 00:34:23,662 --> 00:34:27,565 together again. 801 00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:30,268 Can "worst" be a three-way tie? 802 00:34:30,268 --> 00:34:32,003 I wanna know a little bit more about you. 803 00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:33,305 What's your favorite kind of ice cream. Quick! 804 00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:40,478 Chocolate. 805 00:34:40,478 --> 00:34:43,181 Excuse us just a minute, please, ladies. 806 00:34:43,181 --> 00:34:45,150 Charo, do you feel like these ladies 807 00:34:45,150 --> 00:34:48,320 maybe are faking it a little bit? 808 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,754 I'm gonna come up there for one second. 809 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:52,958 Ladies, I'm not convinced 810 00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:54,592 that you really do share one brain. 811 00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:58,830 But if you did, when I slapped one of you, 812 00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:02,167 you would all feel it, wouldn't you? 813 00:35:03,301 --> 00:35:04,369 Should I slap you? 814 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,209 Should I slap you? 815 00:35:16,581 --> 00:35:18,683 Ow. 816 00:35:18,683 --> 00:35:20,618 I've seen all I need to see. 817 00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:22,420 That's it. I'm impressed. 818 00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:24,322 Do you ever find this overwhelming 819 00:35:24,322 --> 00:35:26,257 in your daily lives, sharing one brain? 820 00:35:26,257 --> 00:35:28,059 Do-- 821 00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:29,894 I can't do this anymore. 822 00:35:29,894 --> 00:35:32,530 I'm going back to James and the Peach. 823 00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:36,301 What? I thought you were three girls with one brain? 824 00:35:36,301 --> 00:35:38,470 Lies-a Minnelli! Lies! 825 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:41,172 We are two girls-- 826 00:35:41,172 --> 00:35:43,608 One girl--one girl-- 827 00:35:43,608 --> 00:35:45,944 One fucking brain. Let's go! 828 00:35:45,944 --> 00:35:47,479 They were the worst! 829 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,280 We need them! 830 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,849 Ladies! 831 00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:54,486 We need you! 832 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:57,188 Well, that wraps up audition week in Tuckaho, 833 00:35:57,188 --> 00:36:00,458 and that truly was the World's Worst. 834 00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:04,062 I'll see you next week in West Hollywood... 835 00:36:04,062 --> 00:36:06,131 in the alley behind Mickey's.break 836 00:36:08,299 --> 00:36:11,036 Get a team, Heidi. Heidi-Doody! 837 00:36:11,036 --> 00:36:13,304 Heidi-Doody, how you doing? 838 00:36:13,304 --> 00:36:14,372 Ah, it's elimination day. 839 00:36:14,372 --> 00:36:16,474 It's the day we're gonna find out 840 00:36:16,474 --> 00:36:18,777 what the judges think of our performances. 841 00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:22,313 I really wish I had pushed a little bit more for that apple. 842 00:36:22,313 --> 00:36:24,816 I just tried to cram as many fruit puns as possible. 843 00:36:24,816 --> 00:36:26,284 She's very punny. 844 00:36:26,284 --> 00:36:28,953 I just hope it's not our clemen-time to go. 845 00:36:28,953 --> 00:36:30,321 -Shut up! -[laughs] 846 00:36:30,321 --> 00:36:32,891 It's scary, but I'm not gonna let these girls know 847 00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:35,960 that I'm nervous at all, because I'm not nervous at all. 848 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,196 I'm pretty nervous, yeah. I'm actually-- 849 00:36:42,267 --> 00:36:43,735 How you guys feeling about yesterday? 850 00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:45,303 I think there are certain things 851 00:36:45,303 --> 00:36:48,573 that we could have done better as a group. 852 00:36:48,573 --> 00:36:50,842 I'm nervous about our team. 853 00:36:50,842 --> 00:36:53,344 Aiden was definitely the weakest link. 854 00:36:53,344 --> 00:36:56,381 I honestly felt like you didn't really lead us much. 855 00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:59,417 Yeah, I mean, I love you, 856 00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:01,219 but, like, you didn't lead us at all. 857 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,321 When it comes down to it, 858 00:37:03,321 --> 00:37:04,789 Sherry and I are both really good at-- 859 00:37:04,789 --> 00:37:07,659 or at least we like to think we are really good at improv. 860 00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:09,094 That's what we do in New York City all the time. 861 00:37:09,094 --> 00:37:11,863 But at times, I felt like we were carrying you. 862 00:37:13,264 --> 00:37:15,433 I did choose specifically two people 863 00:37:15,433 --> 00:37:17,936 who I knew would be strong in this type of challenge, 864 00:37:17,936 --> 00:37:19,537 so I really just wanted everything 865 00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:21,072 to be kind of everybody's decision and-- 866 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:23,007 But when you're the leader, like-- 867 00:37:23,007 --> 00:37:24,976 Are you gonna just rely on everyone for every other-- 868 00:37:24,976 --> 00:37:26,544 For a challenge here? Like-- 869 00:37:26,544 --> 00:37:28,880 I thought I did a good job. 870 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,483 I'm not agreeing with this at all. 871 00:37:31,483 --> 00:37:33,451 I did rise to the occasion in this challenge. 872 00:37:33,451 --> 00:37:36,354 I feel like I'm constantly fighting this battle 873 00:37:36,354 --> 00:37:40,225 of being the "weak link," so I'm not gonna focus on 874 00:37:40,225 --> 00:37:42,660 these other queens and their "constructive criticism." 875 00:37:46,030 --> 00:37:47,532 Do y'all have, like, any siblings at all, 876 00:37:47,532 --> 00:37:49,100 like, or is it just you? 877 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,703 Because you give me very, like, only child energy. 878 00:37:51,703 --> 00:37:52,937 Bitch, you're gonna gag. 879 00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:55,406 So I have literally a fucking twin. 880 00:37:55,406 --> 00:37:58,009 -Shut up! -Bitch lies. No, ma'am. 881 00:37:58,009 --> 00:37:59,010 But literally every time I tell people that, 882 00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:00,011 people always fucking gag. 883 00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:01,846 -We look the exact same. -Aah! 884 00:38:01,846 --> 00:38:03,615 -Are you both gay? -Yeah, we're both gay. 885 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,250 Oh, wow. 886 00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:07,785 So twins, gays, how did your parents take it? 887 00:38:07,785 --> 00:38:09,821 I literally came out in Applebee's to her. 888 00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:11,289 [all laugh] 889 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:12,857 Oh, over the Two-for-20? 890 00:38:12,857 --> 00:38:14,125 -Literally, though. -Aah! 891 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,226 I told my brother, I was like, 892 00:38:15,226 --> 00:38:16,828 bitch, I'm about to come out right now. 893 00:38:16,828 --> 00:38:18,129 He was like, he was like, don't bring me in it. 894 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,064 And then he walked to the bathroom. 895 00:38:20,064 --> 00:38:22,901 He goes to the bathroom because he doesn't wanna come out now, 896 00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:24,803 but I do. [laughs] 897 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:26,838 Then my mom was like, girl, I know you're gay, so... 898 00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:28,406 But eventually, my brother came out 899 00:38:28,406 --> 00:38:30,909 five or six months later after me, 900 00:38:30,909 --> 00:38:33,545 and my mom was like, finally! 901 00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:37,015 Funnier thing is too that he wants to start doing drag. 902 00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:38,850 Oh, word, bitch. 903 00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:40,018 Now my brother wants to do drag, 904 00:38:40,018 --> 00:38:41,152 and, bitch, I don't have time for it. 905 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:42,954 He's been like, girl, put me in drag. 906 00:38:42,954 --> 00:38:43,955 Actually, he doesn't even say "girl," 907 00:38:43,955 --> 00:38:45,190 because he doesn't speak like me. 908 00:38:45,190 --> 00:38:47,992 And I'm like, this is my thing, not yours, bitch. 909 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:50,195 [laughs] Literally. 910 00:38:52,931 --> 00:38:54,465 I think a subtle eight inches is good, don't you think? 911 00:38:54,465 --> 00:38:58,102 [all laugh] 912 00:38:58,102 --> 00:39:01,306 We been sitting here kiki-ing, BFFs, 913 00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:04,475 living, loving life, and reality is setting in. 914 00:39:04,475 --> 00:39:07,212 Us bitches are about to start going home one by one, 915 00:39:07,212 --> 00:39:08,346 and it starts here. 916 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:11,015 That nose is staring right at me, bitch. 917 00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:12,417 She'll poke your eye out. Watch out. 918 00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:13,718 [all laugh] 919 00:39:24,662 --> 00:39:26,864 [RuPaul laughs] 920 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:33,538 ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 921 00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:37,909 ♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪ 922 00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:39,944 RuPaul: And what? 923 00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:43,214 Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race. 924 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:48,286 Second runner-up of South Plainfield's Got Talent 1987, 925 00:39:48,286 --> 00:39:50,288 Michelle Visage. 926 00:39:50,288 --> 00:39:52,457 I demand a recount! 927 00:39:52,457 --> 00:39:55,927 Hanging chads! 928 00:39:55,927 --> 00:39:59,097 From So You Think You Can Yodel, it's Ross Mathews. 929 00:39:59,097 --> 00:40:02,867 -Yodelay-she-hoo! -[laughs] 930 00:40:02,867 --> 00:40:06,037 And from Brown Eye for the Straight Guy, 931 00:40:06,037 --> 00:40:07,472 it's Carson Kressley. 932 00:40:07,472 --> 00:40:11,209 Oh, actually, it was pinkeye, but that's a whole other story. 933 00:40:11,209 --> 00:40:13,945 [all laugh] I think I still have it. 934 00:40:13,945 --> 00:40:17,548 And the fabulous Olivia Munn. Welcome! 935 00:40:17,548 --> 00:40:20,618 Ru, if loving you is wrong, I wanna be the worst. 936 00:40:20,618 --> 00:40:22,920 [all laugh] 937 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,290 For the first time this season, 938 00:40:25,290 --> 00:40:28,393 we brought all of our queens together 939 00:40:28,393 --> 00:40:31,362 and challenged them to improv the house down. 940 00:40:31,362 --> 00:40:36,968 And tonight on the runway, category is Buttons and Bows. 941 00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:40,438 Gentlemen, start your engines, 942 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,440 and may the best woman win.break 943 00:40:44,542 --> 00:40:47,712 Category is Buttons and Bows. 944 00:40:47,712 --> 00:40:49,914 First up, Jaida Essence Hall. 945 00:40:49,914 --> 00:40:51,282 Carson: Well, I've heard of bow-legged, 946 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:52,684 but never bow-armed. 947 00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:56,621 Jaida: I'm giving you pink Barbie doll realness. 948 00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:57,789 Different layers of pinks. 949 00:40:57,789 --> 00:40:59,624 Just keep it, like, nice and cute. 950 00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:01,693 RuPaul: Jaida Pinkett Jacket. 951 00:41:01,693 --> 00:41:03,695 Michelle: Oh, my God. 952 00:41:03,695 --> 00:41:06,698 RuPaul: Dahlia Sin. Bunny, I'm home! 953 00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:08,232 Ross: And then there's mauve. 954 00:41:08,232 --> 00:41:10,101 [all laugh] 955 00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:13,604 Dahlia: My runway look is pin-up, bunny rabbit, 956 00:41:13,604 --> 00:41:15,840 just bouncing down the runway, shaking my little ass, 957 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,675 and I'm here for it. 958 00:41:17,675 --> 00:41:19,243 RuPaul: What's up, Dahlia? 959 00:41:19,243 --> 00:41:21,646 Deuce. 960 00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,648 RuPaul: Rock M. Sakura. 961 00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:26,284 Alice, come through the looking glass. 962 00:41:26,284 --> 00:41:27,752 [all laugh] 963 00:41:27,752 --> 00:41:29,087 Rock: My concept behind this look 964 00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:32,724 is Alice in Wonderland takes prenatal vitamins, 965 00:41:32,724 --> 00:41:34,625 and her hair gets really long. 966 00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:35,860 She doesn't know what to do with it, 967 00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:37,428 so she just keeps putting bows in it. 968 00:41:37,428 --> 00:41:40,965 Carson: Oh, lions and tigers and merkins, oh, my! 969 00:41:40,965 --> 00:41:43,000 [all laugh] 970 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,538 RuPaul: For your consideration, Jan, simply Jan. 971 00:41:47,538 --> 00:41:49,607 Michelle: Oh, yes, you better voodoo! 972 00:41:49,607 --> 00:41:51,009 [all laugh] 973 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:53,644 Jan: My look is scary voodoo doll, 974 00:41:53,644 --> 00:41:56,614 and I am walking like I'm ready to possess 975 00:41:56,614 --> 00:41:59,250 every single bitch in this building. 976 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:00,618 Carson: I think she's got this sewn up. 977 00:42:00,618 --> 00:42:01,686 RuPaul: Mm-hmm. 978 00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:03,020 Michelle: Basic stitches, beware. 979 00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:04,022 [all laugh] 980 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:06,057 RuPaul: Heidi N Closet. 981 00:42:06,057 --> 00:42:07,625 Carson: You know, she said it was nine inches long, 982 00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:08,793 but I think she's lying. 983 00:42:08,793 --> 00:42:10,027 [all laugh] 984 00:42:10,027 --> 00:42:12,663 Heidi: My runway is very Pinocchi-ho 985 00:42:12,663 --> 00:42:13,765 come to life as a real girl. 986 00:42:13,765 --> 00:42:15,900 She's got her big old bows, 987 00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:18,069 and she got some buttons underneath her skirt, 988 00:42:18,069 --> 00:42:19,070 if you wanna see. 989 00:42:19,070 --> 00:42:20,538 -Ooh! -Whoa! 990 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:22,640 Carson: Now I'm made of wood. 991 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,709 [all laugh] 992 00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:25,710 RuPaul: Gigi Goode. 993 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:28,012 Michelle: She's so buttoned up. 994 00:42:28,012 --> 00:42:29,680 [all laugh] 995 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,984 Gigi: Bitch, I am covered 996 00:42:32,984 --> 00:42:36,754 in 25.000 orange buttons. 997 00:42:36,754 --> 00:42:38,990 This is honestly the heaviest thing I've ever worn, 998 00:42:38,990 --> 00:42:40,858 but I'm doing my best to make it look like 999 00:42:40,858 --> 00:42:43,060 it's completely effortless to walk in. 1000 00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:46,631 Carson: Oh, my God, Becky, look at her buttons. 1001 00:42:46,631 --> 00:42:49,033 [all laugh] 1002 00:42:49,033 --> 00:42:50,635 RuPaul: Jackie Cox. 1003 00:42:50,635 --> 00:42:54,005 Oh, I say, there's trouble in River City. 1004 00:42:54,005 --> 00:42:56,140 Michelle: Trouble with a capital T! 1005 00:42:56,140 --> 00:42:59,010 Jackie: My look is inspired by the Pearlies of England, 1006 00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:00,611 who created this look 1007 00:43:00,611 --> 00:43:03,414 at around turn of the century Industrial Revolution. 1008 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:05,249 The pearl buttons were a cheap way 1009 00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:08,286 to really make any outfit more fabulous. 1010 00:43:08,286 --> 00:43:10,588 Carson: Yodelay-hee-ho. 1011 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:13,057 RuPaul: The Widow Von'Du. 1012 00:43:13,057 --> 00:43:14,959 Michelle: Bozo, you better don't! 1013 00:43:14,959 --> 00:43:20,598 Widow: I am serving you my clown couture realness. 1014 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:21,699 Is she a big top? 1015 00:43:21,699 --> 00:43:23,267 [all laugh] 1016 00:43:23,267 --> 00:43:25,903 I like to serve different high-fashion looks 1017 00:43:25,903 --> 00:43:28,473 that may not be your cup of tea. 1018 00:43:28,473 --> 00:43:30,675 RuPaul: Brown clown stunning. 1019 00:43:30,675 --> 00:43:32,543 [all laugh] 1020 00:43:32,543 --> 00:43:33,678 Crystal Methyd. 1021 00:43:33,678 --> 00:43:34,979 Carson: Well, she obviously tied one on 1022 00:43:34,979 --> 00:43:36,047 before she hit the runway. 1023 00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:37,648 RuPaul: She certainly did. 1024 00:43:37,648 --> 00:43:38,783 Crystal: My Buttons and Bows look 1025 00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:41,786 is cutesy little baby eleganza. 1026 00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:45,690 This look is pink and fluffy and inspired by a present, 1027 00:43:45,690 --> 00:43:47,592 because I'm a gift to the judges. 1028 00:43:47,592 --> 00:43:48,926 Carson: Wrap it up, I'll take it. 1029 00:43:48,926 --> 00:43:50,228 [all laugh] 1030 00:43:50,228 --> 00:43:52,029 RuPaul: Ca va, Nicky Doll. 1031 00:43:52,029 --> 00:43:53,197 Carson: Ooh, she's got a measuring tape. 1032 00:43:53,197 --> 00:43:54,732 That's so handy. 1033 00:43:54,732 --> 00:43:56,300 RuPaul: Guess who's back with a mouse? 1034 00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:57,568 [all laugh] 1035 00:43:57,568 --> 00:43:59,337 Nicky: Nicky Doll is serving Cinderella 1036 00:43:59,337 --> 00:44:00,605 to the judges tonight. 1037 00:44:00,605 --> 00:44:02,140 She is in her outfit with her little mice 1038 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:03,441 and is working on her dress 1039 00:44:03,441 --> 00:44:04,976 and she's definitely gonna go to the ball. 1040 00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:07,311 I like my vision, and I'm super proud of what I'm doing. 1041 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:10,147 RuPaul: Gerbils: they're not just for anuses anymore. 1042 00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:11,883 [all laugh] 1043 00:44:11,883 --> 00:44:13,117 RuPaul: Aiden Zhane. 1044 00:44:13,117 --> 00:44:14,952 Carson: Ribboned for your pleasure. 1045 00:44:14,952 --> 00:44:17,021 [all laugh] 1046 00:44:17,021 --> 00:44:18,756 Aiden: I am feeling very Lisa Frank 1047 00:44:18,756 --> 00:44:22,293 with my bows raining down on the shoulders. 1048 00:44:22,293 --> 00:44:25,663 I love to take simple things 1049 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:28,266 and really make something out of nothing. 1050 00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:29,700 Ross: Her real name is Barrette. 1051 00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:31,903 -Barrette? -Barrette. 1052 00:44:31,903 --> 00:44:33,271 [all laugh] 1053 00:44:33,271 --> 00:44:35,940 RuPaul: Brita. Brita, please. 1054 00:44:35,940 --> 00:44:37,108 [all laugh] 1055 00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:38,643 Brita: Move over, Polly Pocket, 1056 00:44:38,643 --> 00:44:41,279 there's a new doll in town. 1057 00:44:41,279 --> 00:44:44,916 I'm serving you fiesta coral realness. 1058 00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:49,086 That waist is cinched to the gods, just flawless. 1059 00:44:49,086 --> 00:44:51,789 Michelle: I can see her camel bows. 1060 00:44:51,789 --> 00:44:54,492 [all laugh] 1061 00:44:54,492 --> 00:44:57,962 RuPaul: Up next, Sherry Pie. 1062 00:44:57,962 --> 00:44:59,864 I think I've seen this movie. 1063 00:44:59,864 --> 00:45:01,465 I think it's called Mannibelle. 1064 00:45:01,465 --> 00:45:03,100 [all laugh] 1065 00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:05,670 -Uh-oh. -Ooh. 1066 00:45:05,670 --> 00:45:07,305 Michelle: Somebody fed her after midnight. 1067 00:45:07,305 --> 00:45:12,209 Sherry: This look is very I'm sending a letter to Daddy. 1068 00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:15,146 I wanna show another version of camp 1069 00:45:15,146 --> 00:45:18,849 which is a little spooky-ooky. 1070 00:45:18,849 --> 00:45:20,918 Michelle: Goodbye, Dolly. 1071 00:45:20,918 --> 00:45:23,654 [all laugh]break 1072 00:45:24,455 --> 00:45:25,523 Welcome, ladies. 1073 00:45:25,523 --> 00:45:28,426 When I call your name, please step forward. 1074 00:45:30,261 --> 00:45:31,462 Widow Von'Du. 1075 00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:35,633 Jaida Essence Hall. 1076 00:45:35,633 --> 00:45:38,536 Jan. 1077 00:45:38,536 --> 00:45:39,971 Rock M. Sakura. 1078 00:45:39,971 --> 00:45:42,239 Gigi Goode. 1079 00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:43,407 Aiden Zhane. 1080 00:45:44,675 --> 00:45:46,143 Brita. 1081 00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:50,081 Ladies, you are all safe. 1082 00:45:53,050 --> 00:45:55,486 You may leave the stage. 1083 00:45:59,557 --> 00:46:02,159 Ladies, you represent 1084 00:46:02,159 --> 00:46:05,329 the tops and bottoms of the week. 1085 00:46:05,329 --> 00:46:07,698 And now it's time for the judges' critiques, 1086 00:46:07,698 --> 00:46:09,800 starting with Dahlia Sin. 1087 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,203 This runway look I really enjoyed. 1088 00:46:12,203 --> 00:46:14,171 This subtle color palette all works, 1089 00:46:14,171 --> 00:46:15,706 and this is a beautiful presentation. 1090 00:46:15,706 --> 00:46:18,376 I loved what you did on the runway, bouncing like a bunny. 1091 00:46:18,376 --> 00:46:19,477 Your ears were so cute. 1092 00:46:19,477 --> 00:46:20,478 I just thought you were so beautiful. 1093 00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:21,679 Thank you. 1094 00:46:21,679 --> 00:46:23,147 You are stunning, but the hair, 1095 00:46:23,147 --> 00:46:25,216 because it's like a mauve, I couldn't see it. 1096 00:46:25,216 --> 00:46:27,284 I kind of lose that a little bit. 1097 00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:29,720 All right, let's talk about the improv challenge. 1098 00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:31,856 It was a roughage challenge for you. 1099 00:46:31,856 --> 00:46:33,858 [all laugh] 1100 00:46:33,858 --> 00:46:35,226 You kept looking to the other girls, 1101 00:46:35,226 --> 00:46:36,360 and every time you did that, 1102 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,295 you would block your face from the camera. 1103 00:46:38,295 --> 00:46:39,597 I was trying to give them more, like, demure, 1104 00:46:39,597 --> 00:46:41,265 but, like, still trying to be sexy. 1105 00:46:41,265 --> 00:46:43,834 Well, blocking the camera is a big no-no 1106 00:46:43,834 --> 00:46:45,870 when you're filming a television show. 1107 00:46:45,870 --> 00:46:48,606 The whole idea of the fruit thing 1108 00:46:48,606 --> 00:46:52,543 is because you guys are gay, and that's an old-school term. 1109 00:46:52,543 --> 00:46:53,711 That's the joke. 1110 00:46:53,711 --> 00:46:55,479 But any time Broccoli spoke, 1111 00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:56,614 it didn't really do anything. 1112 00:46:56,614 --> 00:46:58,249 Yeah, I was trying to play more of, like, 1113 00:46:58,249 --> 00:47:01,152 being the sensual, sexy broccoli that I am. 1114 00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:03,487 I know it's hard to be a piece of broccoli 1115 00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:06,991 when you like to be beautiful and sexy, but we wanted more. 1116 00:47:06,991 --> 00:47:09,694 The broccoli was just lost in the sauce. 1117 00:47:10,995 --> 00:47:12,963 All right, Heidi, I have just one question for you. 1118 00:47:12,963 --> 00:47:15,032 Is it Heidi Ho or Heidi Doody? 1119 00:47:15,032 --> 00:47:16,333 I was liking Heidi Ho. 1120 00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:18,602 Well, drive it around the block a few days 1121 00:47:18,602 --> 00:47:19,904 and see how it works. 1122 00:47:19,904 --> 00:47:21,138 -Hey, Heidi. -Hi, gorgeous. 1123 00:47:21,138 --> 00:47:22,139 How are you? 1124 00:47:22,139 --> 00:47:23,674 I'm blessed and highly favored. 1125 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:26,377 [all laugh] 1126 00:47:26,377 --> 00:47:27,778 In the improv challenge, 1127 00:47:27,778 --> 00:47:30,181 you were really fun because you had a character. 1128 00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:32,717 You came in with that flipper that you spit out, 1129 00:47:32,717 --> 00:47:36,187 and you made me laugh throughout the entire thing. 1130 00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:39,590 This runway look, it is that combination of really beautiful, 1131 00:47:39,590 --> 00:47:41,192 but it still has the sense of humor. 1132 00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:42,226 The nose thing. 1133 00:47:42,226 --> 00:47:44,161 As soon as you came around the corner, 1134 00:47:44,161 --> 00:47:47,098 I saw the tip first and became very excited. 1135 00:47:47,098 --> 00:47:48,132 And then I said, oh, it's just her nose. 1136 00:47:48,132 --> 00:47:49,300 Michelle: Carson! 1137 00:47:49,300 --> 00:47:52,002 This was a thoroughly delightful runway look. 1138 00:47:52,002 --> 00:47:53,137 I really appreciate that y'all like this, 1139 00:47:53,137 --> 00:47:54,171 because this is actually 1140 00:47:54,171 --> 00:47:55,306 a little nod to some of my history. 1141 00:47:55,306 --> 00:47:57,875 Because back in high school, I ran track, 1142 00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,477 and my hair used to be down to here. 1143 00:47:59,477 --> 00:48:00,478 And the guy was lining up the girls, 1144 00:48:00,478 --> 00:48:01,746 and he was like, 1145 00:48:01,746 --> 00:48:02,747 well, get over here with the rest of the girls. 1146 00:48:02,747 --> 00:48:04,248 I was like, but I'm a boy! 1147 00:48:04,248 --> 00:48:06,817 And then they started calling me, "He's a real boy!" 1148 00:48:06,817 --> 00:48:08,652 -Aw. -Pinocchio. 1149 00:48:08,652 --> 00:48:11,622 Tonight was a fun night for you, Heidi. Good job. 1150 00:48:11,622 --> 00:48:13,724 Jaida thought you were one of the weakest, 1151 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,326 and look at you now. 1152 00:48:15,326 --> 00:48:16,427 Joke's on her. 1153 00:48:16,427 --> 00:48:18,162 [RuPaul laughs] 1154 00:48:18,162 --> 00:48:20,064 Up next, Jackie Cox. 1155 00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:21,399 I wanna compliment you 1156 00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:23,567 on listening to my makeup recommendation. 1157 00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:24,835 -Much better. -Thank you. 1158 00:48:24,835 --> 00:48:25,970 Let's talk about this look. 1159 00:48:25,970 --> 00:48:27,805 I love this, because it was like, oh, my God, 1160 00:48:27,805 --> 00:48:30,408 it's Strawberry Shortcake if she ran a brothel. 1161 00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:33,277 -Oh! -I love it! 1162 00:48:33,277 --> 00:48:34,578 I saw immediately the Pearlies, 1163 00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:35,746 because it reminded me of Mary Poppins, 1164 00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:37,214 the Julie Andrews one, 1165 00:48:37,214 --> 00:48:38,816 where it's this type of outfit. 1166 00:48:38,816 --> 00:48:42,520 It is just a skosh costume store, 1167 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,156 but then you, in the improv challenge, 1168 00:48:45,156 --> 00:48:46,690 were so fun to watch. 1169 00:48:46,690 --> 00:48:48,926 You weren't afraid to make weird faces. 1170 00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:51,328 You weren't caught up in the "am I looking sexy," 1171 00:48:51,328 --> 00:48:53,264 which can kill comedy. 1172 00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:55,733 RuPaul: Up next, Crystal Methyd. 1173 00:48:55,733 --> 00:48:58,636 So we're gonna talk about your performance as a Squirrel Scout. 1174 00:48:58,636 --> 00:49:00,104 You kind of got lost. 1175 00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:02,306 When you're in a group, it's so hard. 1176 00:49:02,306 --> 00:49:04,208 And in your case, you had Widow. 1177 00:49:04,208 --> 00:49:07,178 You know, she took a character, and she took it all the way. 1178 00:49:07,178 --> 00:49:09,180 And she gave us something to go, hmm. 1179 00:49:09,180 --> 00:49:11,248 Clearly an alcoholic. 1180 00:49:11,248 --> 00:49:13,350 Oh, and she likes barbecue. 1181 00:49:13,350 --> 00:49:14,952 [all laugh] 1182 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:16,754 You needed to be more specific. 1183 00:49:16,754 --> 00:49:20,124 We're counting on you to take us on a ride. 1184 00:49:20,124 --> 00:49:22,993 I'm not gonna lie. Your makeup is distracting. 1185 00:49:22,993 --> 00:49:25,162 It's now become repetitive. 1186 00:49:25,162 --> 00:49:27,231 I love red and pink together, 1187 00:49:27,231 --> 00:49:29,300 but I would love if you could find a way 1188 00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:32,102 to merge the beautiful art that you do... 1189 00:49:32,102 --> 00:49:33,470 with your face. 1190 00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:34,471 How do I say that? 1191 00:49:34,471 --> 00:49:35,840 I wanna see who you are. 1192 00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,541 Uhh. 1193 00:49:37,541 --> 00:49:43,280 Uh, I think part of the reason that I have the face that I do 1194 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:47,351 is because Crystal makes me confident. 1195 00:49:47,351 --> 00:49:52,356 And I have a hard time showing myself and opening up to... 1196 00:49:52,356 --> 00:49:54,959 I'm sorry. [sobs] 1197 00:49:54,959 --> 00:49:56,594 You know, seeing you in the werkroom 1198 00:49:56,594 --> 00:50:00,297 with nothing on but that El DeBarge mullet, 1199 00:50:00,297 --> 00:50:03,767 Mama Ru says you're fucking fascinating. 1200 00:50:03,767 --> 00:50:05,436 I need you to infuse that 1201 00:50:05,436 --> 00:50:09,773 into everything that you do in this competition. 1202 00:50:09,773 --> 00:50:12,076 You know, when I first came out to California, 1203 00:50:12,076 --> 00:50:14,211 I would take on every audition 1204 00:50:14,211 --> 00:50:16,847 and I would just have the attitude whatever you want. 1205 00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:17,882 Tell me it, and I'll be it. 1206 00:50:17,882 --> 00:50:19,283 You want me to smile, you want me to-- 1207 00:50:19,283 --> 00:50:21,218 Whatever you want, I can do it. 1208 00:50:21,218 --> 00:50:25,189 And that got me nowhere, until one day I realized 1209 00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:27,491 what is the one thing I have that no one else has? 1210 00:50:27,491 --> 00:50:28,792 And that's me. 1211 00:50:28,792 --> 00:50:31,295 And you really have such a fun energy nobody else has. 1212 00:50:31,295 --> 00:50:32,696 That will make the difference for you, 1213 00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,231 not how much makeup you put on. 1214 00:50:34,231 --> 00:50:36,333 Amen! 1215 00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:37,534 Thank you. 1216 00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:39,370 Up next, Nicky Doll. 1217 00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:41,572 I loved this runway look. 1218 00:50:41,572 --> 00:50:44,575 You gave us this theme in such a non-literal 1219 00:50:44,575 --> 00:50:46,744 but really fun way, with the button. 1220 00:50:46,744 --> 00:50:48,812 I'm gonna call that a wiganator, 1221 00:50:48,812 --> 00:50:49,847 because it's like a fascinator. 1222 00:50:49,847 --> 00:50:50,981 What did you call me? 1223 00:50:50,981 --> 00:50:52,349 [all laugh] 1224 00:50:52,349 --> 00:50:54,218 When it comes to the skit that you guys did, 1225 00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:56,654 I feel the same way that I felt with Crystal. 1226 00:50:56,654 --> 00:50:58,389 You disappeared a little bit. 1227 00:50:58,389 --> 00:50:59,623 Even more so. 1228 00:50:59,623 --> 00:51:01,158 Crystal was pushing a little bit. 1229 00:51:01,158 --> 00:51:02,359 I felt like you were nervous. 1230 00:51:02,359 --> 00:51:04,895 Does the language barrier, like, slow you up? 1231 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:07,564 It has built frustration for me. 1232 00:51:07,564 --> 00:51:09,633 We had such a great example with Charo... 1233 00:51:09,633 --> 00:51:11,302 Es un ardilla. Un ardilla. [chattering] 1234 00:51:11,302 --> 00:51:13,637 ...who launches into Spanish at the drop of a hat. 1235 00:51:13,637 --> 00:51:14,772 Throw in the French. 1236 00:51:14,772 --> 00:51:16,373 It's fun, it's charming, it's you. 1237 00:51:16,373 --> 00:51:17,908 Bring more of you to the game. 1238 00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:21,545 RuPaul: Up next, Sherry Pie. 1239 00:51:21,545 --> 00:51:23,380 Let's talk about Three Girls, One Brain. 1240 00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:26,650 Just watching you all do it and following each other 1241 00:51:26,650 --> 00:51:28,385 was so funny. 1242 00:51:28,385 --> 00:51:30,888 And you had such a commanding presence. 1243 00:51:30,888 --> 00:51:33,591 The thing about improv is you have to go with the flow, 1244 00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:35,559 but you can prep for it, too. 1245 00:51:35,559 --> 00:51:38,629 It just all felt so fresh and so funny. 1246 00:51:38,629 --> 00:51:40,264 Your skit was my favorite. 1247 00:51:40,264 --> 00:51:45,202 This runway look is so great because it is campy, 1248 00:51:45,202 --> 00:51:47,604 but in this really fashionable way. 1249 00:51:47,604 --> 00:51:49,807 Thank you. 1250 00:51:49,807 --> 00:51:51,175 RuPaul: Ladies, thank you very much. 1251 00:51:51,175 --> 00:51:52,810 I think we've heard enough. 1252 00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:55,446 While you go and untuck backstage, 1253 00:51:55,446 --> 00:51:57,815 the judges and I will deliberate. 1254 00:51:59,083 --> 00:52:01,785 All right, now just between us Squirrel Scouts, 1255 00:52:01,785 --> 00:52:04,655 what do you think? Dahlia Sin. 1256 00:52:04,655 --> 00:52:06,390 She just faded away, and she was wearing a giant broccoli suit. 1257 00:52:06,390 --> 00:52:07,658 That's not easy. 1258 00:52:07,658 --> 00:52:10,361 She's also caught up in this "I am a sexy queen," 1259 00:52:10,361 --> 00:52:13,230 and she needs to have many other lanes up in this competition. 1260 00:52:13,230 --> 00:52:14,231 Heidi. 1261 00:52:14,231 --> 00:52:15,666 I loved what she did on the runway. 1262 00:52:15,666 --> 00:52:18,135 She gave us Buttons and Bows in kind of an unexpected way. 1263 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:20,471 In the improv challenge, she really made me laugh. 1264 00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:22,106 And then I kind of fell in love with her 1265 00:52:22,106 --> 00:52:23,640 when she started opening up to us. 1266 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:24,908 It's a good week for Heidi Ho. 1267 00:52:24,908 --> 00:52:26,043 Jackie Cox. 1268 00:52:26,043 --> 00:52:27,511 In the challenge, she went there, 1269 00:52:27,511 --> 00:52:29,613 and that makes my heart sing. 1270 00:52:29,613 --> 00:52:31,582 I believe whatever happens in this competition, 1271 00:52:31,582 --> 00:52:34,284 we will see her performing on stages around the world. 1272 00:52:34,284 --> 00:52:36,020 Crystal Methyd. 1273 00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:38,355 The fact that she wore that makeup as a Squirrel Scout 1274 00:52:38,355 --> 00:52:41,425 is telling that she's hiding behind that mask. 1275 00:52:41,425 --> 00:52:43,293 Even Rock M. changed her makeup completely. 1276 00:52:43,293 --> 00:52:45,996 She faded in the background in the challenge, 1277 00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:49,066 and on the runway, she just looked a little unfinished. 1278 00:52:49,066 --> 00:52:51,502 If she just has a little time to bake a little longer, 1279 00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:53,604 she could be incredible. 1280 00:52:53,604 --> 00:52:55,639 -Nicky Doll. -In the challenge for me, 1281 00:52:55,639 --> 00:52:58,609 if Crystal Methyd was fading into the background, 1282 00:52:58,609 --> 00:53:00,044 then Nicky Doll was invisible. 1283 00:53:00,044 --> 00:53:03,047 But on the runway, that look was so thought out 1284 00:53:03,047 --> 00:53:05,949 and exactly the kind of approach you need to be bringing 1285 00:53:05,949 --> 00:53:08,519 to every second of this competition. 1286 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:10,054 It breaks my heart, because you can see 1287 00:53:10,054 --> 00:53:11,889 how each one of them cares so much, 1288 00:53:11,889 --> 00:53:13,991 and it matters so much to every one of them. 1289 00:53:13,991 --> 00:53:17,027 It's really hard for me to think about any of them going home. 1290 00:53:17,027 --> 00:53:18,262 Sherry Pie. 1291 00:53:18,262 --> 00:53:20,631 In the challenge, she was very funny, 1292 00:53:20,631 --> 00:53:21,698 and she was giving me, like, 1293 00:53:21,698 --> 00:53:23,901 Ethyl Merman mixed with Lucille Ball. 1294 00:53:23,901 --> 00:53:25,335 And then she comes out on the runway. 1295 00:53:25,335 --> 00:53:27,304 I love that she blends kind of classic 1296 00:53:27,304 --> 00:53:28,906 with her own modern twist. 1297 00:53:28,906 --> 00:53:31,875 All right, silence. I've made my decision. 1298 00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:35,212 Bring back my girls.break 1299 00:53:36,113 --> 00:53:37,748 Welcome back, ladies. 1300 00:53:37,748 --> 00:53:39,917 I've made some decisions. 1301 00:53:42,820 --> 00:53:45,089 Heidi. 1302 00:53:45,089 --> 00:53:46,490 You're safe. 1303 00:53:46,490 --> 00:53:48,358 You may join the other girls. 1304 00:53:48,358 --> 00:53:49,693 Thank you. 1305 00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:54,631 Sherry Pie. 1306 00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:57,367 Con-drag-ulations. 1307 00:53:57,367 --> 00:53:59,103 You are the winner of this week's challenge. 1308 00:53:59,103 --> 00:54:01,772 [applause] Thank you so much. 1309 00:54:01,772 --> 00:54:05,375 You've won a cash prize of $5.000. 1310 00:54:05,375 --> 00:54:06,477 Thank you. 1311 00:54:11,215 --> 00:54:12,416 Jackie Cox. 1312 00:54:14,218 --> 00:54:15,252 You're safe. 1313 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:16,520 Thank you. 1314 00:54:19,990 --> 00:54:21,992 Nicky Doll. 1315 00:54:21,992 --> 00:54:24,661 Your buttons and bows are très chic, 1316 00:54:24,661 --> 00:54:28,699 but your improv was a little weak. 1317 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,669 Dahlia Sin, you're a beautiful queen, 1318 00:54:32,669 --> 00:54:36,874 but the judges had some beef with your broccoli. 1319 00:54:38,041 --> 00:54:41,044 Crystal Methyd, Squirrel Scout, 1320 00:54:41,044 --> 00:54:42,813 you've got real potential, 1321 00:54:42,813 --> 00:54:46,884 but the judges weren't nuts about your improv. 1322 00:54:49,987 --> 00:54:51,221 Crystal Methyd. 1323 00:54:54,224 --> 00:54:55,526 You're safe. 1324 00:54:55,526 --> 00:54:57,761 Thank you. 1325 00:55:00,397 --> 00:55:01,598 You may join the other girls. 1326 00:55:04,434 --> 00:55:08,205 Nicky Doll and Dahlia Sin. 1327 00:55:08,205 --> 00:55:11,542 I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination. 1328 00:55:11,542 --> 00:55:14,611 Oh, my God, I'm so pissed. 1329 00:55:14,611 --> 00:55:16,013 I really don't agree with Ru 1330 00:55:16,013 --> 00:55:18,649 saying that I should be in the bottom two. 1331 00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:19,650 Bitch, no. 1332 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:22,486 Two queens stand before me. 1333 00:55:22,486 --> 00:55:26,390 Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me 1334 00:55:26,390 --> 00:55:31,361 and save yourself from elimination! 1335 00:55:33,597 --> 00:55:35,399 The time has come... [thunder] 1336 00:55:35,399 --> 00:55:38,035 for you to lip sync... 1337 00:55:38,035 --> 00:55:41,972 [echoing] for your life! 1338 00:55:43,207 --> 00:55:47,010 I deserve to stay, and I'm gonna fight for my spot. 1339 00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:48,412 Bitch, I'm not going home. 1340 00:55:48,412 --> 00:55:54,318 Good luck, and don't fuck it up. 1341 00:55:54,318 --> 00:55:55,886 [music plays] 1342 00:55:55,886 --> 00:55:59,990 I got one more problem with you, girl. Hey! 1343 00:55:59,990 --> 00:56:01,391 ♪ Hey, baby, even though I hate you ♪ 1344 00:56:01,391 --> 00:56:02,993 ♪ I wanna love you ♪ 1345 00:56:02,993 --> 00:56:04,728 ♪ I want you ♪ 1346 00:56:04,728 --> 00:56:06,396 ♪ And even though I can't forgive you ♪ 1347 00:56:06,396 --> 00:56:07,764 ♪ I really want to ♪ 1348 00:56:07,764 --> 00:56:09,132 ♪ I want you ♪ 1349 00:56:09,132 --> 00:56:10,701 ♪ Head in the clouds ♪ 1350 00:56:10,701 --> 00:56:13,770 ♪ Got no weight on my shoulders ♪ 1351 00:56:13,770 --> 00:56:18,575 ♪ I should be wiser, and realize that I've got ♪ 1352 00:56:18,575 --> 00:56:20,310 ♪ One less problem without you ♪ 1353 00:56:20,310 --> 00:56:22,479 ♪ I got one less problem without you ♪ 1354 00:56:22,479 --> 00:56:24,715 ♪ I got one less problem without you ♪ 1355 00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:28,485 ♪ I got one less, one less problem ♪ 1356 00:56:28,485 --> 00:56:30,721 ♪ It's Iggy Iggz ♪ 1357 00:56:30,721 --> 00:56:32,422 ♪ Uh, what you got? ♪ 1358 00:56:32,422 --> 00:56:35,058 ♪ Smart money bettin' I'll be better off without you ♪ 1359 00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:37,127 ♪ In no time, I'll be forgettin' all about you ♪ 1360 00:56:37,127 --> 00:56:39,263 ♪ You saying that you know, but I really, really doubt you ♪ 1361 00:56:39,263 --> 00:56:41,765 ♪ Understand, my life is easy when I ain't around you ♪ 1362 00:56:41,765 --> 00:56:43,734 ♪ Iggy, Iggy, too biggie to be here stressing ♪ 1363 00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:45,035 ♪ I'm thinking I love the thought of you ♪ 1364 00:56:45,035 --> 00:56:46,069 ♪ More than I love your presence ♪ 1365 00:56:46,069 --> 00:56:47,537 ♪ And no half-stepping ♪ 1366 00:56:47,537 --> 00:56:48,538 ♪ Either you want it or you just playin' ♪ 1367 00:56:48,538 --> 00:56:50,207 ♪ I'm listening to you ♪ 1368 00:56:50,207 --> 00:56:51,842 ♪ Knowin' I can't believe what you're sayin' ♪ 1369 00:56:51,842 --> 00:56:53,210 ♪ There's a million yous, baby boo, so don't be dumb ♪ 1370 00:56:53,210 --> 00:56:55,312 ♪ I got 99 problems, but you won't be one ♪ 1371 00:56:55,312 --> 00:56:56,847 ♪ Like what? ♪ 1372 00:56:56,847 --> 00:56:58,582 RuPaul: Yes! 1373 00:56:58,582 --> 00:57:00,550 [cheers and applause] 1374 00:57:00,550 --> 00:57:04,855 ♪ Head in the clouds, got no weight on my shoulders ♪ 1375 00:57:04,855 --> 00:57:09,860 ♪ I should be wiser, and realize that I've got ♪ 1376 00:57:12,162 --> 00:57:14,131 ♪ One less problem without you ♪ 1377 00:57:14,131 --> 00:57:16,333 ♪ I got one less problem without you ♪ 1378 00:57:16,333 --> 00:57:19,102 ♪ I got one less problem without you ♪ 1379 00:57:19,102 --> 00:57:21,138 ♪ One less, one less, yeah ♪ 1380 00:57:21,138 --> 00:57:22,773 ♪ I got one less problem without you ♪ 1381 00:57:22,773 --> 00:57:25,008 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1382 00:57:25,008 --> 00:57:28,011 [cheers and applause] 1383 00:57:31,081 --> 00:57:34,384 Ladies, I've made my decision. 1384 00:57:40,557 --> 00:57:43,894 Nicky Doll, enchanté, you stay. 1385 00:57:43,894 --> 00:57:46,763 Thank you. 1386 00:57:46,763 --> 00:57:48,298 You may join the other girls. 1387 00:57:50,033 --> 00:57:51,935 [sighs] 1388 00:57:51,935 --> 00:57:53,737 -Well done. -Thank you. 1389 00:57:55,172 --> 00:57:56,840 Dahlia Sin. 1390 00:57:56,840 --> 00:58:00,944 My dear, we'll have one less gorgeous queen without you. 1391 00:58:00,944 --> 00:58:03,347 [sighs] 1392 00:58:03,347 --> 00:58:06,850 Now sashay away. 1393 00:58:06,850 --> 00:58:08,185 Thank you. 1394 00:58:09,886 --> 00:58:11,521 -Whoo. -We love you, Dahlia. 1395 00:58:11,521 --> 00:58:13,690 [applause] 1396 00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:25,836 I'm so over it. So fucking pissed. 1397 00:58:25,836 --> 00:58:27,070 Ugh. 1398 00:58:33,710 --> 00:58:35,612 I'm shocked by the outcome. 1399 00:58:35,612 --> 00:58:38,648 It's crazy to me that I'm going home first. 1400 00:58:38,648 --> 00:58:41,385 I kind of fucked myself over by choosing the fucking broccoli. 1401 00:58:41,385 --> 00:58:46,490 But Crystal should have been lip syncing and not me. 1402 00:58:46,490 --> 00:58:49,025 Even though I did storm off, 1403 00:58:49,025 --> 00:58:51,194 I'm just thankful for the opportunity, to be honest. 1404 00:58:51,194 --> 00:58:53,797 I'm thankful for the people that I got to meet, 1405 00:58:53,797 --> 00:58:55,932 and I went out in something cute at least. 1406 00:58:58,301 --> 00:59:01,138 Con-drag-ulations, ladies. 1407 00:59:01,138 --> 00:59:04,541 And remember, if you can't love yourself, 1408 00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:05,909 how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? 1409 00:59:05,909 --> 00:59:08,345 Can I get a "amen" up in here? 1410 00:59:08,345 --> 00:59:09,813 -Amen! -Amen! 1411 00:59:09,813 --> 00:59:12,115 All right. Now let the music play. 1412 00:59:12,115 --> 00:59:15,352 ♪ I am American, American ♪ 1413 00:59:15,352 --> 00:59:16,686 ♪ The red, white, and blue ♪ 1414 00:59:16,686 --> 00:59:19,790 ♪ I am American, American ♪vote 1415 00:59:19,790 --> 00:59:22,492 ♪ Just like you, too ♪graphic 1416 00:59:55,292 --> 00:59:56,793 RuPaul: Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race... 1417 00:59:56,793 --> 01:00:00,263 We are throwing a fashion ball, darling. 1418 01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:02,132 Yes! 1419 01:00:02,132 --> 01:00:04,835 It takes a lot of balls to wear that look. 1420 01:00:04,835 --> 01:00:08,104 Aah! Oh, my God, I'm losing my mind. 1421 01:00:08,104 --> 01:00:10,307 No, no, no, you are not trying to pass that off 1422 01:00:10,307 --> 01:00:12,342 as a look to me. 1423 01:00:12,342 --> 01:00:14,211 Somebody's going home today. 1424 01:00:15,846 --> 01:00:17,781 Shit done got real, honey. 1425 01:00:20,383 --> 01:00:24,488 ♪ I am American, American, American ♪ 1426 01:00:24,488 --> 01:00:27,257 ♪ I am American, American ♪ 1427 01:00:27,257 --> 01:00:28,792 ♪ The red, white, and blue ♪ 1428 01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:32,462 ♪ I am American, American, American ♪ 1429 01:00:32,462 --> 01:00:35,332 ♪ I am American, American ♪ 1430 01:00:35,332 --> 01:00:36,900 ♪ Just like you, too ♪ 1431 01:00:36,900 --> 01:00:40,370 ♪ Am-Am-Am-Am-American, American, American ♪ 1432 01:00:40,370 --> 01:00:43,206 ♪ I am American, American ♪ 1433 01:00:43,206 --> 01:00:44,508 ♪ The red, white, and blue ♪ 1434 01:00:44,508 --> 01:00:47,310 ♪ I am American, American ♪ 1435 01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:50,380 ♪ Just like you, too ♪