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RuPaul: Previously
on RuPaul's Drag Race...

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We're playing the Snatch Game.

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[cheering]

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What's up, bitch?
[all laugh]

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Own it, baby! Own it!

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I do not understand
the rules of the damn game.

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Brita.

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It was just one note
that went nowhere.

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Aiden Zhane.

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When you say, "I don't know,"

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it's a full-stop dead-end for
whoever's performing with you.

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Gigi Goode.

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You landed all the jokes, and
I thought that was brilliant.

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Con-drag-ulations. You're the
winner of this week's challenge.

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[applause]
Yes!

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-Brita, shantay you stay.
-Thank you.

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Aiden, sashay away.

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Aah!

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Back, back, back again.
[sighs]

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-Oh, my God.
-Aiden.

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Dear Aiden,
my small-town sister girl.

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Oh.

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"You may not know me now,
but you sure will later."

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I know that she
had been feeling pressure

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of some of the girls
coming at her,

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but she has a personality.

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It just didn't get to come out.

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I love Aiden.

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She stuck with it.

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She certainly did.

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I'm proud of that bitch.

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Once again...

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you can just taste
the fakeness in the air.

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We love you, Aiden Zhane!

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-I love you!
-Love!

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Everybody wants to act like

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they actually
gave a shit about Aiden.

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You all wanted her gone.

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My name is Aiden Zhane,
and I have one thing to say!

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Can somebody tell me when this
turned into Best Friend Race?

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Because back
in Untucked, bitch,

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I guess y'all had a lot to say,
but now you don't.

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[coughs]

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Okay, so look, you all.

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Untucked was fucked up.

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Feel like we got
a lot of unresolved issues,

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but, child, it's over with now.

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Fuck that bullshit.

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Y'all gonna have to call me
the umpire,

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because, bitch, I'm about
to call these bitches out.

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I just have one question.
During Untucked,

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Gigi, I don't understand
why you pointed out

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that I haven't really improved
in makeup-wise.

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You're a sickening performer,

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but the judges have told you
week after week

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that you have to improve
on your face.

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It came out of nowhere,
and it was like, damn, bitch.

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It came across very,
like, she's an ugly bitch,

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and fuck my drag
and fuck my face.

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Okay, well, first of all,
I never said you were ugly,

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and I never would
because you're not. Okay?

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Second of all, I regret the way
that it came out of my mouth.

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Some of you
had brought up the fact

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that you didn't understand
why you were in the bottom.

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I was just pointing out
why they weren't seeing them,

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and I know
what you're about to say.

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-I've never said--
-Listen, Heidi, I'm--

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Go for it.

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I've never said I didn't know
why I was in the bottom.

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I really respect you
and what you do.

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I respect you, but I lost
some respect for you today.

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That's all I gotta say.

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Okay. Well, I've spoken
my piece. I'm sorry.

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I appreciate you spoke
your piece. Thank you.

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-Oh, God, girls.
-Child.

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It is what it is.
Like, I failed in the challenge.

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I did not need y'all
to come in there

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and stab a bitch in the back
about it.

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This is the challenge

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that we had the most time
to prepare for.

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Yes, we fucking know.

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But sometimes, in the fucking
moment, you can't be prepared.

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You freeze up.

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Y'all could have said it
way differently.

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Yes, I'm still in my feelings
about it.

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I'm gonna be
in my feelings about it.

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It is what it is.

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I'm sorry that
we were poking you guys.

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We shouldn't be kicking you
when you're down.

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I apologize for anybody's
feelings that were hurt.

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I hate a backtracking-ass bitch.
I really do.

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Because now they're
trying to apolo-lie...graphic

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For what they said.

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Yeah, we can question each other

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when you know that someone
could probably do better.

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But we know that when
we should do that.

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-The right time.
-The right time.

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Bitch, we haven't had
a dance challenge yet,

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and I'm sure
we're gonna be dancing soon.

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And then I hope you all feel
the exact same way

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that we feel
that we're in the bottom

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when you all
don't do just as well.

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Because when y'all fall, I hope
that somebody tears y'all down

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just as much as y'all
tore us down. I'm sorry.

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Oh.

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He's saying that
I'm sorry for what I said

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and the way I said it.
That means nothing to you?

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You're like,
"Well, then screw you.

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I hope you fall
in the next challenge"?

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This ain't
RuPaul's Best Friend Race.

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At the end of the goddamn day,

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it's me, myself, and I.

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And on that note,
I'm getting out of drag.

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-Bye, y'all.
-Ooh, child.

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Five, six, seven, eight.
Don't go on seven.

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Well, that took a turn
for the wicked.

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We couldn't just be
Best Friend Race

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for the whole season, could we?

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I'm really over today.
I'm... mmm.

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Buckle up, bitches.

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It's about to be
a bumpy-ass ride.

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Love and peace for everybody.

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RuPaul: The winner
of RuPaul's Drag Race

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receives a one-year supply

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of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

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and a cash prize of $100.000.

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With extra-special guest judges
supermodel Winnie Harlow

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and Congresswoman
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

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♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

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♪ May the best woman ♪

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♪ Best woman win ♪

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Oh, good morning, good
morning.end of teaser

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Good morning, Miss Goode.

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It is a brand-new day,

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and I'm excited for what
the day's going to bring.

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But things have changed.

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There is a Jan-sition going on
in the workroom.

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Child, so I'm excited
for a new day.

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Hey, the past is in the past.
Let it go.

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-Okay.
-Aha.

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You can cut the tension
with a goddamn butter knife.

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Not even a warm
butter knife.

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Just a cold-ass butter knife.

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Hello, hello, hello!

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[cheering]

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Ladies, there are
all kinds of queens:

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pageant queens, comedy queens,
ball queens.

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But there is only one
queen of pop.

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That's Madonna, bitch.

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[cheering]

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From her music
to her humanitarian work

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to her early support of AIDS
education and prevention,

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Madonna has been a fearless
and unapologetic trailblazer.

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I love Madonna.

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The bitch is a vibe,
and she's always serving you,

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like, raw energy, sex,

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and just always a fucking
fun time all around.

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Now for this week's
maxi-challenge,

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you get to pay tribute

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as you star in Madonna:
The Unauthorized Rusical.

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[cheering]

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#DragRace.

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A Rusical! It's here!

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This is my favorite challenge.

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I have a Rusical party
where me and my friends

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just watch each and every
Rusical from each season.

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But also I'm a singer,
I'm a dancer,

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so to be a part of it

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and to think that I could
possibly win it is astounding.

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Now, each of you
will portray Madonna

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from a different iconic moment
in her epic career.

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First, you'll be
recording vocals

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with the world's foremost
Madonna expert...

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Michelle Visage.

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[cheers and laughter]

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And then you'll strike a pose

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with a man who has choreographed
Madonna herself...

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Jamal Sims.

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-Oh.
-Oh.

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Uh-oh.

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I'm nervous this is gonna be
some intricate dancing.

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Jackie, karma's a bitch,
ain't it?

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[laughs]

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To help dress you up,

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we've got hair
provided by Wigs and Grace

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and heels provided by
Fierce Queen.

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Yes!

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There are several many
different Madonna parts,

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and you get to assign the roles.

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Gentlemen, start your engines,
and may the best woman win.

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Come on, ladies,
pass out those lyrics, girls.

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Now is the time for us
to pick out our roles.

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The catch is is that nobody's
in charge of assigning,

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so we all kind of
have to listen to the song

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and duke it out
and see who's gonna get what.

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Let's go through the list,
right?

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Boy Toy Madonna?

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I want Boy Toy Madonna.

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-Sexy Madonna?
-I really wanna do that one.

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-That'd be cute.
-So Jaida, then sure.

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What about Fempire?

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I want Fempire number one,
all day, nothing else.

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-That's the one I want.
-Okay.

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Early Madonna?

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Does anybody
really want Early Madonna?

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[chuckles]

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I feel like Early Madonna, Jan,

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is, like, you're
the only one I think of us

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could make that
actually sound good.

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Thank you, no.

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I just don't wanna go first.

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You get to open up the show,
girl.

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You've been saying
you wanna show us all up.

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Yeah, I'll sing my tits off.

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All right,
I'll do Early Madonna.

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So let's keep going.
Does anyone want, like,

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the most current Madonna,
the Spoken Rap Madonna?

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That's my number one choice.

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Okay, Madonna Forever is Heidi.

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Crystal seems like
Enlightened Madonna,

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like, in her light to me.

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Like, you are
the most hippy-dippy

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out of the rest of us.

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I mean that
with the all the love.

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-I'll take it.
-And I'll do Movie Star.

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-Cone Bra Madonna?
-I want that so bad.

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-I want it, too.
-Okay, so Brita and Gigi.

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That's my number one.

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Gigi really wants Cone Bra.

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[whining] I really want
Cone Bra Madonna.

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I mean, we may have to rock,
paper, scissors that.

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Yeah, I can't--
I'm not doing Unapologetic.

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I can't.
It's too high for me.

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Ugh.

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My question to you is

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would you be willing
to do Unapologetic Madonna?

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I know that the choreography for
this video is incredibly iconic.

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[sighs] Okay. Yeah,
I'll do Unapologetic.

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Okay, great, I'll do Cone Bra.

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Final choices
locked and loaded, ladies?

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-Yes.
-Locked and loaded.

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Bitch, we're Madonna.

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Some of you hos are in trouble.
[laughs]

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I got my first choice.end of act

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-Hi!
-Hi!

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It's time to record
the Madonna-inspired tracks

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in front of Michelle Visage.

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And I know Michelle

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00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:12,378
is the biggest Madonna fan
in the world,

250
00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:15,114
so I really gotta put
my Madonna spin on it.

251
00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:18,118
Say hello to our composer
and producers,

252
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:21,321
David Steinberg
and Erik Paparozzi.

253
00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,456
-Hi.
-So I hope you're ready.

254
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,859
Jan, let's start with you.

255
00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:29,062
The rest of you take a seat.
You're doing Early Madonna.

256
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,363
Yes. I think the lyrics

257
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:33,099
speak to what I wanna do
in this competition.

258
00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,100
I wanna win this challenge.

259
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,402
-Wow, she's hungry.
-Famished.

260
00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:38,137
-Here we go. Good luck.
-Thanks.

261
00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,973
Make Madonna proud!

262
00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:44,177
♪ I wanna rule the world ♪

263
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:49,249
♪ I'm not your average girl ♪

264
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:53,419
♪ I wanna rule the world ♪

265
00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:55,088
-Nice!
-Good job, good job.

266
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,623
You sound fantastic.

267
00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,791
Your high register
is killing it.

268
00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:00,760
Thank you.

269
00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:06,499
Let's give the fucking singer
the lead role at the beginning,

270
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,702
which means the rest of us
non-singing bitches

271
00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:12,505
gotta follow that shit.

272
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,673
You kicked it off right.

273
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:17,343
You all have
big Madonna shoes to fill.

274
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:20,146
Whose fucking idea was that?

275
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,750
Now, Jaida,
you're doing Sex Madonna.

276
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:24,851
Yes, of course.

277
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,486
Okay, here we go. Hit it!

278
00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:29,656
I made a video in Paris.

279
00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:32,759
It was too hot for MTV.

280
00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:34,394
Okay.

281
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,329
Okay, stop, stop.
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.

282
00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:39,299
So, listen,
this is Justify My Love.

283
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,834
-Okay.
-This is sexual.

284
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,903
Okay. [laughs]

285
00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:45,171
Girl.

286
00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:48,341
It's ironic that Jaida
is the trade of the season

287
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,243
and finds it hard to be sexy.

288
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,979
Maybe she's not
the trade of the season.

289
00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:55,348
What if I'm the trade
of the season?

290
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:57,183
[gasps]

291
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,585
Oh, girl, we gotta talk.

292
00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:01,220
Jaida, listen,
it's wanting...

293
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,289
-Yeah.
-Needing...

294
00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:05,592
Feeling...

295
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:09,262
[whispers]
to justify my love.

296
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:12,065
-Whoo!
-Okay, here we go.

297
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,667
I made a video in Paris.

298
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,736
It was too hot for MTV.

299
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,971
[chuckles]

300
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,806
[whispers] You're welcome.

301
00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:21,107
You got it, you got it, yeah.

302
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,141
Yes, Jaida, much better.

303
00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:24,377
[cheers and applause]

304
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,912
And throw some autotune
on that, too.

305
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,046
[laughs]

306
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:30,683
Jackie Cox,
AKA Boy Toy Madonna.

307
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:31,784
Let's do it, Jackie.

308
00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:36,322
♪ Rolling around
in a wedding gown ♪

309
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:38,758
♪ 'Cause I'm a boy toy, baby ♪

310
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,927
Jackie, come on, now.

311
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,428
Find these notes!

312
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,830
♪ I'm a boy toy ♪

313
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,298
Cut!

314
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,800
Okay, so I think
you're being too cutesy.

315
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,103
-Okay.
-This was Like a Virgin.

316
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,639
-Uh-huh.
-This was powerful.

317
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:55,908
This was sexy instead of
♪ hee-hee-hee-hee-hee ♪

318
00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:58,144
-Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
-Channel it.

319
00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:02,181
♪ And all the little girls
dress like me ♪

320
00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:05,418
♪ Ah, ah, because
I'm a boy toy, baby ♪

321
00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:12,291
I don't know if Jackie
actually knows Like a Virgin.

322
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:15,194
You are not a virgin,

323
00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:20,366
but you want someone to do you
as if you were a virgin.

324
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:21,668
♪ I'm a boy toy ♪

325
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,672
We do not have a lot of singers
in this group.

326
00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:29,242
♪ I did pilates with
some hotties in the aughts ♪

327
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:34,914
♪ In front of Timberlake
I kissed Britney and Christina ♪

328
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:38,818
[off-key]
♪ I'm alive, ah-oh-ah-oh ♪

329
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,220
[all laugh]

330
00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:42,355
Are you a singer, Brita?

331
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,223
I went to school
for musical theater.

332
00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:45,591
Musical theater is my jam.

333
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:48,027
Bitch, I had
a vocal scholarship.

334
00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:50,063
And she became a drag queen,
she stopped singing...

335
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,597
[deep voice] because she sounds
like a man and not a woman.

336
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:54,300
Right. [laughs]
Okay, honey, here we go.

337
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:58,504
♪ Bullet bras
are the way to go far ♪

338
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:02,508
♪ Thank you, Jean Paul
Gaultier-- ♪ Fuck, shit.

339
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,944
Okay, let's just stop, hold up.

340
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:07,346
-This is Express Yourself.
-Yes.

341
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,515
This is my favorite Madonna song
of all time,

342
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,885
so it'd be really fun if you
could sing the deep part, too.

343
00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:14,187
Oh, and I can.
She got that voice.

344
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,555
Let me hear it.

345
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,557
[deep voice] ♪ I should
have been born one myself ♪

346
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:18,725
Just go down at the end.

347
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,893
♪ Should have been
born one myself ♪

348
00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,829
♪ Should have been
born one myself ♪

349
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:25,565
All right, here we go.
Let's try it.

350
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:29,669
♪ But gay men are the ones
who intrigue me ♪

351
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:32,271
[deep voice] ♪ Should
have been born one myself ♪

352
00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:33,706
[laughs]

353
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,976
Oh, you want some more
of these low notes, sis?

354
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,378
[deep voice] ♪ LGBT ♪

355
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,813
[laughs]

356
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,115
Whoo! That was great.

357
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,416
Ha!

358
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,017
Hi, Gigi.

359
00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:48,588
So you are
Unapologetic Madonna.

360
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,289
-Uh-huh.
-All right, here we go.

361
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:53,960
♪ Haters criticize
my blonde ambition ♪

362
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:58,197
♪ Double standard,
is it 'cause I'm a woman? ♪

363
00:14:58,197 --> 00:14:59,198
Try to articulate
a little bit more.

364
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:00,299
Okay.

365
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:01,567
You're giving me
a little Patti LuPone

366
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,603
with not really hearing
the words go into one--

367
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,972
You're not gonna get that
reference because you're
young.subtitles

368
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:13,646
I know the name.

369
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,581
Ooh, I'm sorry.

370
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:20,987
♪ Making art isn't easy,
but it's what-- ♪

371
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:22,255
Oh, fuck.

372
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,356
That's all right,
that's all right, keep going.

373
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,892
Gigi is seeming nervous
at the microphone.

374
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,527
Her hands are shaking
and a-wobbling,

375
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,528
trying to touch that headphone.

376
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,631
♪ So you can get into it ♪

377
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:33,332
Breathe.

378
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:34,801
[laughs]

379
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,769
I can see your nerves
just creeping in on you.

380
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:37,870
Shake it off.

381
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,438
All right, let's do it again.

382
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,040
Am I seeing a weak spot in Gigi?

383
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,177
Because I haven't seen it
all season until now.end of act

384
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:50,249
-Hello!
-Hey, hey, hey, ladies!

385
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:51,450
Y'all know what time it is?

386
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,985
Because I know what time it is.

387
00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:58,291
It's time to go get
this choreography.

388
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,727
So the bitches that
were like, "I'm a singer,"

389
00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:03,229
well, guess what, bitch?

390
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:06,833
I'm a dancer. [laughs]

391
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,167
I'm Jamal Sims.

392
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,736
I will be
your choreographer today.

393
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:11,871
[cheers and applause]

394
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,739
One thing I know
about working with Madonna

395
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:14,941
is that she don't play.

396
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,976
So we can't fuck this up,
all right?

397
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,444
We gotta represent.

398
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:20,112
Let's pick up our fans
by Daftboy,

399
00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:22,081
and we'll start from the top.

400
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:24,784
So we're gonna start here.

401
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:27,687
One, two, three, four.

402
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:31,157
I'm gonna turn,
five, six, seven, eight.

403
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:35,328
Snap that Daftboy fan,
all right?

404
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,930
And make sure that this line
is a line, right?

405
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,365
It should be here.subtitle

406
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,201
Let's try this.

407
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:44,103
Let's see it, let's see it.
Here we go.

408
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:45,438
Are you okay?

409
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,139
Yeah, I just hurt my knee
the first challenge, so--

410
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:49,308
You did, really?

411
00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:50,743
In the first challenge,

412
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,712
when I did my slide split
across the stage,

413
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,981
I busted my knee open.

414
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:58,985
So the fan choreography on the
ground going down to one knee

415
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:01,721
is painful
than a motherfucker.

416
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:02,989
I mean, I can do it.

417
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,790
I just need to switch knees
or I need a kneepad

418
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:05,992
or I'm gonna just bleed
all over the place

419
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:08,294
and we can just make it do
what it does.

420
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,832
Let's do a different version
for you, all right?

421
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,200
So instead of the knee,
we're gonna do a sit.

422
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,303
Turn five, six, seven, sit.

423
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:20,339
Great. So we'll be
watching for the knee

424
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:21,774
through this whole performance.

425
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:24,543
If there's anything that feels
uncomfortable, let me know.

426
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,279
But the show must go on, right?

427
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,614
[exhales]

428
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,349
It seems to me

429
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,251
that Widow has trouble
rolling with the punches.

430
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:34,387
I mean, I understand
your whole leg is cut up,

431
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,555
but also that was challenge one,

432
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,556
and that shit
should be healed by now, sis.

433
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,990
Like, why are you complaining?

434
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:43,229
All right, so who's ready to get
their individual choreography?

435
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:46,632
Yeah? All right, Jan,
Early Madonna...

436
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:48,401
-Yep.
-...is very jazzy, right?

437
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,102
So we're gonna get
these hips swiveling.

438
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:53,072
I want one, two,
hips, hip.

439
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,841
Wow. Now grapevine.

440
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:58,511
Lay out,
and wow, wow, hmm, pop.

441
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,680
-And snap that at the end, okay?
-Cool.

442
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,548
Jan is killing it.

443
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:03,649
This is what Jan does.

444
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:04,917
Try it one more time.

445
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,553
She went to a very expensive
musical theater school,

446
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,956
and, like, this is really
a time for her to shine.

447
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:14,126
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

448
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:17,630
Jan also sometimes thinks that
she's better than other people,

449
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,432
and sometimes
you gotta check that bitch.

450
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,467
Five, six, seven, eight.

451
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,269
-Great.
-Yeah.

452
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,804
Who's my--who's next up?

453
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:25,905
Jacqueline.

454
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,707
I'm Like a Virgin Madonna.

455
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,843
Yes! We're going
to the floor, all right?

456
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,645
But we're pumping when we do it.

457
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:33,646
Oh, oh, oh, okay.

458
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,748
Yeah, yah. All right?

459
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,149
-Oh, okay.
-All right?

460
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:39,285
And then from here, we're
gonna go back, back, together.

461
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,887
-Uh, great.
-Yeah?

462
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,358
Go one, two, three, four,

463
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,293
five, six, seven, eight.

464
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,929
Pump, one, two, go three, four,

465
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,664
five, six, seven, eight.

466
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,601
We need sex from Jackie.

467
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:58,704
Right now
it's feeling ver-y ro-bo-tic.

468
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:01,741
-So push the ass back.
-Okay.

469
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:02,808
Uh-huh.

470
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,076
Right now
you're pumping forward.

471
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,244
Okay.

472
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:06,545
-Wow.
-Okay.

473
00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:07,780
-Sexy.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

474
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,215
-Oh, yeah!
-Feel it, feel it, feel it!

475
00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:11,484
-Feel the sex!
-[laughs]

476
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,518
Jackie needs work.

477
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,720
Gigi, we're gonna do
a chug,

478
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,322
and Madonna's famous for this.

479
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,624
One, two, three, four,

480
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:21,060
then five, six, seven, eight.
All right?

481
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,762
Five, six, seven, chug.

482
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,463
-Oh, shit--
-That's all right.

483
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:26,232
Right knee first? Aah!

484
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:30,102
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

485
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,471
-Oh!
-You look terrified.

486
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:34,173
-I am very terrified.
-Relax.

487
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,174
-Just do that part.
-Okay.

488
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,343
One, two, three, four,

489
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,078
five, six, seven, eight.

490
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:40,079
Oh!

491
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,313
It still feels...

492
00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:43,949
You know,
it feels like that, right?

493
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:45,951
Miss Gigi, it's okay.

494
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:47,219
You know, I'm here for you.

495
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,455
I'm gonna give you a break
from being in the top.

496
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:51,090
You know, we all need to rest.

497
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,492
Get into the groove
right there, okay?

498
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:54,693
Okay.

499
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:55,895
This is my moment.
Let me have it.

500
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,129
Thank you very much.

501
00:19:58,264 --> 00:19:59,865
Heidi, Heidi, Heidi, ho!

502
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:04,336
We're gonna go one and two,
three and four.

503
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:06,105
Step out, in, step out, in.

504
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:07,106
Uh-huh.

505
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:08,641
Class is in session.
All right.

506
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,643
So it's bah, bah, bah.

507
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:11,977
Bah, bah, bah!

508
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:14,713
-Whoo!
-Oh, yes, girl!

509
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,782
-Get mad at it, get mad at it!
-Grrrrr!

510
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:19,051
Get mad at it.
All right, here we go.

511
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,854
And giddy-up,
and step, step, turn.

512
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,923
Pop it, wah, wah, wah.

513
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,925
-Hey!
-There we go.

514
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,193
Great job, Heidi.

515
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:29,662
We're gonna Roger Rabbit.

516
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:30,663
Yes!

517
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,699
One, two, three, four.

518
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,968
-All right? So--
-Mm-hmm.

519
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,703
Brita, you really
just had to fight Gigi

520
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,171
for this Cone Bra Madonna,

521
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:41,373
and you were in
the bottom two last week.

522
00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:44,376
So you've really got to step
your Madonna pussy up now, girl.

523
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:49,849
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

524
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,383
One, two, three, four,

525
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:52,384
Girl, shit.

526
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:54,987
I'm pumping and humping,

527
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,889
and I'm doing something
to the air.

528
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,758
I don't know
if it's a Roger Rabbit.

529
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:03,362
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

530
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:05,297
[all laugh]
Yes, Brita!

531
00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:06,298
Brita is over here

532
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:09,268
Roger Rabbiting
all the way wrong.

533
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,370
Ooh, ooh, nah, bah, bah.

534
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:14,073
-Mama, no.
-One, two, good, three, four,

535
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,642
cross, five, six,
seven, eight.

536
00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:18,844
[all laugh]

537
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:21,714
Don't defeat yourself
before you've done this.

538
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,349
Okay.

539
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:24,717
Don't think
that you can't do it.

540
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,318
You're still in the game.

541
00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:27,753
I'm praying to Madonna
right now,

542
00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:31,290
just asking for help
with these moves.

543
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,826
Because I am not going anywhere.

544
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:36,896
I hope. [laughs]end of act

545
00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:42,801
Category is Madonna!

546
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:44,003
Bitch, we're Madonna!

547
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:45,271
Today is the day

548
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:47,740
that we're going to be doing
our lip sync performance

549
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:50,809
of Madonna:
The Unauthorized Rusical.

550
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,711
I think your vocal
sounds so good.

551
00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:56,081
Thanks! I was feeling
really good in rehearsal.

552
00:21:56,081 --> 00:22:00,052
I got to sing,
I'm opening the musical.

553
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:02,321
I finally feel like
this is the one.

554
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,924
This is the challenge
that I'm going to win.

555
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,992
Is anybody nervous?

556
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,929
I'm nervous because I've been
in the bottom three times.

557
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:12,898
I hope
that I'm at least safe.

558
00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:14,600
I have to represent
for New York City,

559
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,969
so I need to show them the Brita

560
00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:19,371
that everyone in New York City
knows and loves,

561
00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:22,408
and I'm glad I have
another chance to do
that.subtitle

562
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:30,349
I think there was a phase in her
career that she had a beard.

563
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:32,985
Thinking about Truth or Dare,

564
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:35,921
which featured
all of her queer dancers,

565
00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:37,456
and that
there weren't other artists

566
00:22:37,456 --> 00:22:39,658
really highlighting
the LGBT community.

567
00:22:39,658 --> 00:22:42,094
The reason why
I really appreciate Madonna

568
00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:46,098
is all the work she's done
for HIV and AIDS and all that.

569
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:47,099
Oh, yeah.

570
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:48,867
I actually had an uncle,

571
00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:52,037
he passed when I was young
from HIV.

572
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,006
It was hard, because he was--

573
00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:56,242
he really made me feel
like I belonged,

574
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:57,943
and made me feel like--

575
00:22:57,943 --> 00:22:59,612
Was he a guncle?

576
00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:02,781
He was a guncle, yes,
he was a fabulous guncle,

577
00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:04,984
and I miss him so very much.

578
00:23:04,984 --> 00:23:07,686
My uncle
was the very first person

579
00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:10,089
I felt a really good
connection with.

580
00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:12,725
He wasn't well
for a long period of time.

581
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,727
I would be the one to run
and get his medicine

582
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,895
and bring it to him
so he'd be okay,

583
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:22,901
and then just one day
it was over, and just...

584
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,870
It was hard losing him, because
it was right around the time

585
00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:27,039
I started getting bullied
at school.

586
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:29,508
-So it was just--
-So you didn't have--

587
00:23:29,508 --> 00:23:33,545
I no longer had that blanket
of security that he gave me.

588
00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:35,481
I don't have
the best relationship

589
00:23:35,481 --> 00:23:38,517
with my father at all.

590
00:23:38,517 --> 00:23:40,119
Crystal, you have
a good relationship

591
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:41,687
with your father, right?

592
00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:43,889
Yeah, I'm really close
with my family.

593
00:23:43,889 --> 00:23:44,990
That's part of the reason

594
00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:46,759
why I haven't moved out
of my small town.

595
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,093
That's so amazing.

596
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,595
In doing drag, him and my mom

597
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,964
love to go garage sale-ing
and find me props.

598
00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:53,465
-Aw!
-Oh!

599
00:23:53,465 --> 00:23:58,337
And a few years ago, my father
was diagnosed with Parkinson's.

600
00:23:58,337 --> 00:23:59,505
-Yeah.
-Oh!

601
00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:01,573
So it's been affecting...

602
00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:05,077
it, like, all has been
happening really fast.

603
00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:09,248
So just watching him,
like, lose mobility

604
00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:11,750
and, like, not be able to,
like, sit up and stuff

605
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,986
for long periods of time
has been really hard.

606
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:18,090
Every time I leave the house,
I usually drive away crying.

607
00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:21,560
Um...

608
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:25,864
I don't know how to support him.

609
00:24:25,864 --> 00:24:27,966
He's, like, literally
been my superhero

610
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,802
and taught me
how to do everything.

611
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,971
And that's why I'm so crafty.

612
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,472
He was, like,
a construction worker,

613
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,507
so, like, him not even
being able to, like,

614
00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:37,076
do things with his hands
anymore--

615
00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:38,711
Like, my mom doesn't cook.

616
00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:40,212
He cooked every meal.

617
00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:43,582
And, like, he can't even,
like, you know, use a knife.

618
00:24:43,582 --> 00:24:47,019
So, you know, that's a bummer.

619
00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:49,988
I just worry about him
and think about him,

620
00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:54,293
and, you know,
I just wanna make him proud.

621
00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:56,295
Let's rally around our sister.

622
00:24:56,295 --> 00:24:57,663
Thanks, babe.

623
00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:59,465
Don't cry too much, bitch.
You can't mess up your face.

624
00:24:59,465 --> 00:25:00,899
Don't cry too much.

625
00:25:00,899 --> 00:25:03,769
Crystal is somebody
that just reminds me so much

626
00:25:03,769 --> 00:25:06,872
of some of my really close
friends back home.

627
00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:09,842
And I think it's been
such a short amount of time

628
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:13,045
since we've all been together,
but we've built a family.

629
00:25:13,045 --> 00:25:16,648
And families fight,
and families get over it.

630
00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:19,251
I hope that people
can forgive and forget,

631
00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:22,121
because for as long
as we do have each other,

632
00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:24,289
we are all that we have.

633
00:25:24,289 --> 00:25:25,724
Her mole is on the left
or the right?

634
00:25:25,724 --> 00:25:26,925
-Right.
-The right.

635
00:25:26,925 --> 00:25:28,360
Anybody got that tooth paint?

636
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,762
Got our gap tooth on?

637
00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:31,430
I already got my gap ready.

638
00:25:31,430 --> 00:25:34,366
Keep up, ladies.
Team gap. Ting.

639
00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:47,246
[RuPaul laughs]

640
00:25:50,282 --> 00:25:53,352
♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

641
00:25:53,352 --> 00:25:58,357
♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

642
00:25:58,357 --> 00:26:00,192
And what?

643
00:26:00,192 --> 00:26:03,462
Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.

644
00:26:03,462 --> 00:26:06,465
Michelle Visage.
Now, there's an urban legend

645
00:26:06,465 --> 00:26:09,935
that Madonna once sent you
a cease-and-desist letter?

646
00:26:09,935 --> 00:26:10,936
[laughs]

647
00:26:10,936 --> 00:26:12,004
What's the T, girl?

648
00:26:12,004 --> 00:26:13,639
Okay, no cease-and-desist,

649
00:26:13,639 --> 00:26:15,007
but back when
I was in Seduction,

650
00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:17,543
her label called my label
and said, look,

651
00:26:17,543 --> 00:26:20,212
if your girl is gonna try
to steal Madonna's look,

652
00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:22,781
the least she can do
is do it well.

653
00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:25,150
[gasps] Shade!

654
00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:26,652
-But you know what, Ru?
-Huh?

655
00:26:26,652 --> 00:26:30,022
All I heard was,
Madonna knows who I am!

656
00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:31,190
[all laugh]

657
00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:34,927
Style superstar Carson Kressley,
truth or dare?

658
00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:36,228
-Truth.
-All right.

659
00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:37,529
How old are you?

660
00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:39,431
How dare you?

661
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,867
[all laugh]

662
00:26:41,867 --> 00:26:45,370
A model who's always in vogue.
Winnie Harlow.

663
00:26:45,370 --> 00:26:47,539
I'm ready to strike a pose, Ru!

664
00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:49,374
[laughs]

665
00:26:49,374 --> 00:26:52,377
And a ray of light
in the U.S. Congress,

666
00:26:52,377 --> 00:26:56,348
Representative
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

667
00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:58,450
It's a dream come true
to be here, Ru.

668
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,085
We are so happy to have you.

669
00:27:00,085 --> 00:27:02,421
Now, do you have
a favorite Madonna song?

670
00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:04,656
Why, True Blue, of course.

671
00:27:04,656 --> 00:27:07,259
Ahh. This week,
we challenged our queens

672
00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:08,961
to get into the groove

673
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:12,531
and pay tribute
to the iconic Madonna.

674
00:27:12,531 --> 00:27:14,032
And tonight on the runway,

675
00:27:14,032 --> 00:27:20,105
category is Night
of a Thousand Michelle Visages.

676
00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:22,374
What?
[all laugh]

677
00:27:22,374 --> 00:27:25,010
That's right, Michelle Visage.

678
00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:27,746
[echoes] This is your life!

679
00:27:27,746 --> 00:27:29,481
Oh, my God!

680
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,850
Gentlemen, start your engines,

681
00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:33,986
and may the best woman win.end
of act

682
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:37,689
Presenting
our very own girly show,

683
00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:39,558
it's the world premiere

684
00:27:39,558 --> 00:27:43,829
of Madonna:
The Unauthorized Rusical.

685
00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:48,967
Madonna acts as a lover.

686
00:27:48,967 --> 00:27:51,837
Madonna acts as a mystery.

687
00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:53,405
[all laugh]

688
00:27:53,405 --> 00:27:56,742
Madonna acts as an Uber driver.

689
00:27:56,742 --> 00:28:00,212
But sometimes
she drives for Lyft, too.

690
00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:03,515
In 1984,
on American Bandstand,

691
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:06,218
-Dick Clark asked me...
-Madonna, what's next?

692
00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:08,887
-♪ I wanna ♪
-♪ Rule the world ♪

693
00:28:08,887 --> 00:28:11,456
♪ I wanna rule the world ♪

694
00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:12,758
♪ Rule the world ♪

695
00:28:12,758 --> 00:28:14,626
♪ Crucifix ♪

696
00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:16,395
♪ Don't shave my pits ♪

697
00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:19,331
♪ I want to rule the world ♪

698
00:28:19,331 --> 00:28:21,400
♪ Rule the world ♪

699
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,303
♪ Gonna grab it by the balls ♪

700
00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:27,606
♪ Shared a name
with my mother ♪

701
00:28:27,606 --> 00:28:31,677
♪ She died
when I was five years old ♪

702
00:28:31,677 --> 00:28:35,814
♪ Turn the hurt around ♪

703
00:28:35,814 --> 00:28:40,385
♪ Knew I was destined
for something more ♪

704
00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:43,655
♪ With a name like Madonna ♪

705
00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:48,093
♪ I could be a saint
or a sinner ♪

706
00:28:48,093 --> 00:28:51,797
♪ So I started dancing ♪

707
00:28:51,797 --> 00:28:56,001
♪ Won't stop
till I'm a winner ♪

708
00:28:56,001 --> 00:28:57,302
♪ Rule the world ♪

709
00:28:57,302 --> 00:29:00,005
♪ I wanna rule the world ♪

710
00:29:00,005 --> 00:29:01,707
♪ Rule the world ♪

711
00:29:01,707 --> 00:29:04,376
♪ I'm not your average girl ♪

712
00:29:04,376 --> 00:29:05,377
♪ Rule the world ♪

713
00:29:05,377 --> 00:29:08,280
♪ I wanna rule the world ♪

714
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,848
♪ Rule the world ♪

715
00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:11,717
Yay!
[applause]

716
00:29:11,717 --> 00:29:14,853
♪ I know exactly what I want ♪

717
00:29:14,853 --> 00:29:17,789
♪ The groove
is calling out to me ♪

718
00:29:19,224 --> 00:29:22,494
♪ So I became my own icon ♪

719
00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:26,531
♪ I own MTV ♪

720
00:29:26,531 --> 00:29:30,936
♪ Rolling around
in a wedding gown ♪

721
00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:34,773
♪ A dirty blonde
with a sexy mole ♪

722
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:38,710
♪ Just like Marilyn ♪

723
00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:41,546
♪ I had material goals ♪

724
00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:46,184
Ahh, ahh.
♪ Because I'm a boy toy, baby ♪

725
00:29:46,184 --> 00:29:50,255
♪ And all the little girls
dress like me ♪

726
00:29:50,255 --> 00:29:52,758
♪ 'Cause I'm a boy toy, baby ♪

727
00:29:52,758 --> 00:29:58,430
♪ And all the others
are just wanna-bes ♪

728
00:29:58,430 --> 00:30:01,533
♪ I'm a boy toy,
and I ain't gonna stop ♪

729
00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:03,702
♪ I'm a boy toy ♪

730
00:30:03,702 --> 00:30:07,506
♪ Call me a boy toy ♪

731
00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:12,244
♪ Because I'm the one on top ♪

732
00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:13,612
♪ Call me a boy toy ♪

733
00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:15,747
♪ I'm a boy toy ♪

734
00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:17,983
[laughter and applause]

735
00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:21,119
My next album
went platinum fast,

736
00:30:21,119 --> 00:30:22,354
and so did I.

737
00:30:24,723 --> 00:30:28,193
♪ Critics don't know
what to make of me ♪

738
00:30:28,193 --> 00:30:32,164
♪ Am I real art or publicity? ♪

739
00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:37,769
♪ My music videos
stir up controversy ♪

740
00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:43,909
♪ Haters criticize
my blonde ambition ♪

741
00:30:43,909 --> 00:30:48,080
♪ Double standard,
is it 'cause I'm a woman? ♪

742
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,749
♪ I'm gonna express myself ♪

743
00:30:50,749 --> 00:30:53,085
♪ And you'll pay
more than attention ♪

744
00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:55,921
♪ I want more than attention ♪

745
00:30:55,921 --> 00:30:57,322
[cheers and applause]

746
00:30:57,322 --> 00:31:01,226
♪ Defying old taboos ♪

747
00:31:01,226 --> 00:31:03,395
♪ Because sex is power, too ♪

748
00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:05,697
♪ Making art isn't easy ♪

749
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:09,167
♪ But that's why I do it ♪

750
00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:10,902
♪ So you can get into it ♪

751
00:31:10,902 --> 00:31:13,505
[all laugh]

752
00:31:13,505 --> 00:31:17,109
♪ Did I make you stare? ♪

753
00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:19,144
♪ Now kiss my derriere ♪

754
00:31:19,144 --> 00:31:21,713
♪ Making art isn't easy ♪

755
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:24,683
♪ And I've got the scars
to prove it ♪

756
00:31:24,683 --> 00:31:26,852
♪ So you can get into it ♪

757
00:31:26,852 --> 00:31:29,354
[all laugh]

758
00:31:29,354 --> 00:31:32,390
Hello, fellas!

759
00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:33,692
Love who you love.

760
00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:36,528
You know there's more
than one way to play.

761
00:31:36,528 --> 00:31:40,665
♪ Bullet bras
are the way to go far ♪

762
00:31:40,665 --> 00:31:44,469
♪ Thank you,
Jean Paul Gaultier ♪

763
00:31:44,469 --> 00:31:49,307
♪ Pinstripe suits
can be subversive ♪

764
00:31:49,307 --> 00:31:52,911
♪ But listen to what I say ♪

765
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:57,215
♪ Leading men and Latin studs ♪

766
00:31:57,215 --> 00:32:01,052
♪ I love them
like nobody else ♪

767
00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:05,190
♪ But gay men are the ones
who intrigue me ♪

768
00:32:05,190 --> 00:32:08,360
[deep voice] ♪ I should
have been born one myself ♪

769
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,162
[all laugh]

770
00:32:10,162 --> 00:32:12,731
♪ God bless the gays ♪

771
00:32:12,731 --> 00:32:14,065
♪ God bless the gays ♪

772
00:32:14,065 --> 00:32:18,303
♪ [deep voice] LGBT ♪

773
00:32:18,303 --> 00:32:21,072
♪ God bless the gays ♪

774
00:32:21,072 --> 00:32:22,774
♪ God bless the gays ♪

775
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:25,210
♪ [deep voice] GMHC ♪

776
00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:27,746
♪ More than an African ♪

777
00:32:27,746 --> 00:32:29,714
♪ We weren't too serious ♪

778
00:32:29,714 --> 00:32:32,184
♪ I wound up
stronger and stronger ♪

779
00:32:32,184 --> 00:32:33,919
♪ Like a prayer does in water ♪

780
00:32:33,919 --> 00:32:35,654
♪ Like a prayer ♪

781
00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:37,656
♪ God bless the gays ♪

782
00:32:37,656 --> 00:32:39,724
♪ God bless the gays ♪

783
00:32:39,724 --> 00:32:43,128
[deep voice]
♪ God bless the children ♪

784
00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:45,430
♪ God bless the gays ♪

785
00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:51,036
♪ God bless the gays ♪

786
00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:52,904
[laughter and applause]

787
00:32:52,904 --> 00:32:55,407
So after dressing you up
in my love,

788
00:32:55,407 --> 00:32:59,211
there was only one thing
left to do:

789
00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:01,680
take it all off.

790
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,749
I made a video in Paris.

791
00:33:04,749 --> 00:33:07,719
It was too hot for MTV.

792
00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:09,855
[all laugh]

793
00:33:09,855 --> 00:33:13,191
So it became
the first VHS single.

794
00:33:13,191 --> 00:33:16,194
Now when pop stars
shake their cakes on Instagram,

795
00:33:16,194 --> 00:33:19,764
I say, "You're welcome."

796
00:33:19,764 --> 00:33:22,100
Posing, disrobing,

797
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:25,503
opposing for you.

798
00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:26,638
As I...

799
00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:29,541
♪ Must define my brand ♪

800
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:34,679
Girls and boys kissing,
censors hissing.

801
00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:35,814
As I...

802
00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:38,917
♪ Must define my brand ♪

803
00:33:38,917 --> 00:33:43,922
Whips, bare nips,
not just the tips.

804
00:33:43,922 --> 00:33:45,390
-Whoo!
-As I--

805
00:33:45,390 --> 00:33:48,393
♪ Must define my brand ♪

806
00:33:48,393 --> 00:33:50,896
I'm seductive, not reductive.

807
00:33:50,896 --> 00:33:53,265
I'm erotic, you're neurotic.

808
00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:54,866
Because I...

809
00:33:56,768 --> 00:33:59,170
Because I'm what?

810
00:33:59,170 --> 00:34:00,372
[whip cracks]

811
00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:01,640
Whip smart.

812
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,276
[all laugh]

813
00:34:08,179 --> 00:34:12,083
♪ I never wanted
to be an actress ♪

814
00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:15,954
♪ I thought
I'd stick to music ♪

815
00:34:15,954 --> 00:34:22,794
♪ But I was desperate-ly
seeking something ♪

816
00:34:22,794 --> 00:34:27,499
♪ And then Sean gave me
Shanghai Surprise ♪

817
00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:30,502
♪ And a ring ♪

818
00:34:30,502 --> 00:34:35,273
♪ Some people wondered,
who's that girl ♪

819
00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:38,710
♪ I was just breathless
over Dick ♪

820
00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:40,245
♪ Tracy ♪

821
00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:46,818
♪ Though I knew that
I was in a league of my own ♪

822
00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:52,390
♪ A league of her own ♪

823
00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:54,859
But what I really want to do
is direct.

824
00:34:54,859 --> 00:34:56,628
Cut, print, moving on.

825
00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:01,499
RuPaul: Oh!

826
00:35:01,499 --> 00:35:03,368
♪ There comes a time ♪

827
00:35:03,368 --> 00:35:08,173
♪ In an artist's
career-reer-reer-reer ♪

828
00:35:08,173 --> 00:35:11,810
♪ When she decides
to seek God ♪

829
00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:16,014
♪ And put it in
her songs-songs-songs-songs ♪

830
00:35:16,014 --> 00:35:23,521
♪ I took myself first-class
on a journey-ney-ney-ney ♪

831
00:35:23,521 --> 00:35:29,461
♪ To find a higher power
and live my life in awe ♪

832
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:31,529
♪ I'm alive ♪

833
00:35:31,529 --> 00:35:33,231
♪ Don't care, don't care ♪

834
00:35:33,231 --> 00:35:35,233
♪ I'm alive ♪

835
00:35:35,233 --> 00:35:36,601
♪ Don't come too near ♪

836
00:35:36,601 --> 00:35:39,104
♪ I'm alive ♪

837
00:35:39,104 --> 00:35:40,105
♪ Don't care, don't care ♪

838
00:35:40,105 --> 00:35:45,076
♪ I'm alive ♪

839
00:35:45,076 --> 00:35:48,680
♪ Hippy-dippy, trippy song ♪

840
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:52,183
♪ A Kabbalah sing-along ♪

841
00:35:52,183 --> 00:36:01,292
♪ Won a Grammy
for this song-ong-ong-ong ♪

842
00:36:01,292 --> 00:36:02,527
You go, girl.

843
00:36:02,527 --> 00:36:04,596
Yes, God!

844
00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:07,599
[laughs]

845
00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:08,867
-Hey!
-Whoo!

846
00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:10,769
Whoo!

847
00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:17,008
♪ Hey, lady pop stars,
all hail the queen ♪

848
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:19,511
♪ Welcome to my Fempire ♪

849
00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:21,279
Whoo-hoo!

850
00:36:21,279 --> 00:36:24,883
♪ After two decades
in the biz ♪

851
00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:29,287
♪ Now I can do whatever ♪

852
00:36:29,287 --> 00:36:31,523
♪ Dress up like a pimp, uh ♪

853
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:33,591
-♪ Talk like a Brit ♪
-Whoo!

854
00:36:33,591 --> 00:36:35,093
♪ Things that
used to get me banned ♪

855
00:36:35,093 --> 00:36:37,762
♪ Are emulated
across the land ♪

856
00:36:37,762 --> 00:36:40,799
♪ Blaze new trails
for others like me ♪

857
00:36:40,799 --> 00:36:43,334
♪ You're welcome,
Gwen Stefani ♪

858
00:36:43,334 --> 00:36:44,602
[all laugh]
Whoo!

859
00:36:44,602 --> 00:36:49,074
♪ All the girls go gaga
for my grills ♪

860
00:36:49,074 --> 00:36:51,409
♪ While I make it rain
with my bills ♪

861
00:36:51,409 --> 00:36:52,911
-Hey!
-Oh!

862
00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:55,046
♪ My power isn't fake ♪

863
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:56,514
♪ And in front of Timberlake ♪

864
00:36:56,514 --> 00:36:59,984
♪ I kissed Britney
and Christina ♪

865
00:36:59,984 --> 00:37:02,320
♪ And I liked it, Katy Perry ♪

866
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,388
[all laugh]

867
00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:05,457
♪ Hey, lady pop stars ♪

868
00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:07,425
♪ All hail the queen ♪

869
00:37:07,425 --> 00:37:11,596
♪ Welcome to my Fempire ♪

870
00:37:11,596 --> 00:37:13,064
-Whoo!
-Yeah!

871
00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:18,803
All right.

872
00:37:18,803 --> 00:37:21,306
♪ Still in the groove, yeah ♪

873
00:37:21,306 --> 00:37:22,507
Oh, bitch, I got this.

874
00:37:22,507 --> 00:37:24,375
♪ Redefining the moves, yeah ♪

875
00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:26,344
Don't be an ageist.

876
00:37:26,344 --> 00:37:29,614
♪ I did pilates with some
hotties in the aughts ♪

877
00:37:29,614 --> 00:37:31,282
♪ Then took
to the dance floor ♪

878
00:37:31,282 --> 00:37:33,618
♪ Wearing pink
for my confessions ♪

879
00:37:33,618 --> 00:37:37,088
♪ Got hung up Super Bowl,
hard candy and Malawi ♪

880
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:41,126
♪ Said bye to guys, thank God
I'm single and not sorry ♪

881
00:37:41,126 --> 00:37:42,594
♪ My eighties ladies ♪

882
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,262
♪ Have all come and gone ♪

883
00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:46,030
♪ Whitney, George, MJ ♪

884
00:37:46,030 --> 00:37:47,899
♪ Moonwalked on ♪

885
00:37:47,899 --> 00:37:50,368
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

886
00:37:50,368 --> 00:37:56,341
♪ I still grow because
I'm M-A-D-O-N-N-A, bitch ♪

887
00:37:56,341 --> 00:37:58,343
[all laugh]

888
00:37:58,343 --> 00:38:00,345
♪ 60 years,
and I keep topping ♪

889
00:38:00,345 --> 00:38:02,280
♪ Ageist if you think
I'm stopping ♪

890
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,215
♪ Classic looks,
but kids keep mocking ♪

891
00:38:04,215 --> 00:38:05,850
♪ I'm M-A-D-O-N-N-A, bitch ♪

892
00:38:05,850 --> 00:38:07,552
♪ Beyoncé, Gaga, Ariana ♪

893
00:38:07,552 --> 00:38:09,521
♪ Girls, I still
be here mañana ♪

894
00:38:09,521 --> 00:38:10,922
♪ Sexy,
not afraid to flaunt it ♪

895
00:38:10,922 --> 00:38:13,224
♪ I'm M-A-D-O-N-N-A, bitch ♪

896
00:38:13,224 --> 00:38:14,292
♪ Yes, I'm still Madonna ♪

897
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:16,227
♪ Fuck your sexist drama ♪

898
00:38:16,227 --> 00:38:17,996
♪ When you hate
it's just kablama ♪

899
00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:19,664
♪ Don't preach,
'cause I'm your mama ♪

900
00:38:19,664 --> 00:38:22,600
♪ I'm M-A-D-O-N-N-A, bitch ♪

901
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,570
♪ Compose-pose-pose ♪

902
00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:28,373
I think the most controversial
thing I have ever done

903
00:38:28,373 --> 00:38:30,375
is to stick around.

904
00:38:30,375 --> 00:38:33,077
♪ Compose-pose-pose ♪

905
00:38:33,077 --> 00:38:35,380
Okay, here we go.

906
00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:37,015
All Madonna, spin a flow.

907
00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:38,817
♪ Compose-pose-pose ♪

908
00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:40,718
♪ Like a Virgin,
Like a Prayer ♪

909
00:38:40,718 --> 00:38:42,821
♪ Cherish, True Blue,
Truth or Dare ♪

910
00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:44,956
♪ Dick Tracy,
Drowned World Tour ♪

911
00:38:44,956 --> 00:38:46,824
♪ Live to Tell,
now Who's that Girl? ♪

912
00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:49,027
♪ Express Yourself,
Material Girl ♪

913
00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:51,062
♪ You got 4 Minutes
to save the world ♪

914
00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:53,097
♪ Open Your Heart,
Don't Get Hung Up ♪

915
00:38:53,097 --> 00:38:55,366
♪ Papa, Don't Preach,
I'm Burning Up ♪

916
00:38:55,366 --> 00:38:57,268
♪ Living for Love,
I'm Madame X ♪

917
00:38:57,268 --> 00:38:59,504
♪ Into the Groove,
a book called Sex ♪

918
00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:01,372
♪ I'll Remember,
so Don't Tell Me ♪

919
00:39:01,372 --> 00:39:03,575
♪ Physical Attraction,
you shall see ♪

920
00:39:03,575 --> 00:39:05,543
♪ Beautiful Stranger,
Crazy For You ♪

921
00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:07,879
♪ Sorry, hydrangea,
I still loathe you ♪

922
00:39:07,879 --> 00:39:09,480
♪ Girl Gone Wild, Rebel Heart ♪

923
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,951
♪ Causing a Commotion,
and that's just the start ♪

924
00:39:12,951 --> 00:39:15,286
♪ Compose-pose-pose ♪

925
00:39:16,588 --> 00:39:18,756
♪ From Holiday to Medellin' ♪

926
00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:21,659
♪ When it comes to pop,
I'm still your queen ♪

927
00:39:23,795 --> 00:39:26,965
I'm M-A-D-O-N-N-A, bitch!

928
00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:30,068
[cheers and applause]

929
00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:31,536
Amazing.end of act

930
00:39:36,307 --> 00:39:40,011
Category is Night
of a Thousand Michelle Visages,

931
00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:43,314
AKA Joyce Leslie on parade.

932
00:39:43,314 --> 00:39:44,382
[all laugh]

933
00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,050
First up, Jan

934
00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:48,686
in Glamazonian Airways Michelle.

935
00:39:48,686 --> 00:39:49,687
-[laughs]
-Yes!

936
00:39:49,687 --> 00:39:51,589
Michelle: Wow, she looks hot!

937
00:39:51,589 --> 00:39:53,191
RuPaul: Fly me to the moon.

938
00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:54,626
Winnie:
Come on, Tits McGee.

939
00:39:54,626 --> 00:39:55,827
Jan: I am giving you

940
00:39:55,827 --> 00:39:57,695
one of my favorite
Michelle Visage memes.

941
00:39:57,695 --> 00:39:58,930
Meh.

942
00:39:58,930 --> 00:40:02,267
And I am nailing this
head-to-toe.

943
00:40:02,267 --> 00:40:05,904
I have the hat, I have
the earrings, I have the scarf.

944
00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:08,506
RuPaul: Honk if you miss
Michelle Visage's old boobs.

945
00:40:08,506 --> 00:40:09,941
-Honk, honk!
-Honk, honk!

946
00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:11,743
I love this look.

947
00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:13,945
RuPaul: How's your overhead...
storage?

948
00:40:13,945 --> 00:40:15,246
Haven't had any complaints.

949
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:16,948
[all laugh]

950
00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:20,318
RuPaul: Jackie Cox
in All Stars Michelle drag,

951
00:40:20,318 --> 00:40:23,588
representing South Plainfield,
New Jersey.

952
00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:25,390
Jackie: This is classic
Michelle Visage.

953
00:40:25,390 --> 00:40:28,126
She's coming from
the Garden State Plaza Mall,

954
00:40:28,126 --> 00:40:29,594
and she's ready to slay.

955
00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:32,230
Yes! Oh, my gosh, she has
the lightning bolt ring.

956
00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:36,301
The girls are up and out,
and of course, to top it off,

957
00:40:36,301 --> 00:40:38,369
classic Michelle Visage nails.

958
00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:40,104
RuPaul:
Oh, I remember this outfit.

959
00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:41,105
Michelle: Do you?

960
00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:43,074
Carson:
I had almost forgotten it.

961
00:40:43,074 --> 00:40:45,877
Thank you very much, Jackie Cox.

962
00:40:45,877 --> 00:40:48,646
RuPaul: Gigi Goode. S.O.U.L.
S.Y.S.T.E.M. Michelle.

963
00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:50,748
-Wow.
-Give me body!

964
00:40:50,748 --> 00:40:52,383
Carson: Stun-ning.

965
00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:53,851
Michelle:
My body looked just like that.

966
00:40:53,851 --> 00:40:55,353
[all laugh]

967
00:40:55,353 --> 00:40:56,854
Yes!

968
00:40:56,854 --> 00:40:58,389
Gigi: I have chosen something

969
00:40:58,389 --> 00:41:01,526
that I know not a single one
of these bitches thought about:

970
00:41:01,526 --> 00:41:04,128
blonde Michelle Visage

971
00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:06,798
from her Lovely Day
music video.

972
00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:09,500
I'm feeling
like my full fantasy.

973
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:12,537
It is a Lovely Day today
on the runway.

974
00:41:12,537 --> 00:41:13,938
Carson: You still have
those nails, don't you?

975
00:41:13,938 --> 00:41:15,206
Michelle: I do.
They're in a jar.

976
00:41:15,206 --> 00:41:16,341
[all laugh]

977
00:41:16,341 --> 00:41:19,344
Michelle: Nailed it!

978
00:41:19,344 --> 00:41:22,180
RuPaul: Brita,
Season 10 finale Michelle.

979
00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:24,349
[all laugh]

980
00:41:24,349 --> 00:41:26,551
Michelle: Who's that
behind those Foster Grants?

981
00:41:26,551 --> 00:41:28,186
RuPaul:
Oh, that's Michelle Visage!

982
00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:29,220
Michelle: Yes!

983
00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:30,388
Carson: Or Urkel.

984
00:41:30,388 --> 00:41:32,790
[all laugh]

985
00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:34,993
Brita: What I love doing
is hosting a show,

986
00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:36,327
and this was a look

987
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:38,596
that Michelle hosted
the Season 10 finale in.

988
00:41:38,596 --> 00:41:41,566
It is such a gorgeous gown,

989
00:41:41,566 --> 00:41:44,068
and I'm here
to spread the joy, bitch.card?

990
00:41:44,068 --> 00:41:45,703
RuPaul: Vasail Massage.

991
00:41:45,703 --> 00:41:47,805
Michelle: That's me.

992
00:41:47,805 --> 00:41:52,677
RuPaul: Jaida Essence Hall,
All Stars Icon Michelle.

993
00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:54,445
Yes!

994
00:41:54,445 --> 00:41:57,115
RuPaul: Oh, my God, Michelle,
you're always subtle.

995
00:41:57,115 --> 00:41:58,716
Michelle:
Like Coco Chanel said,

996
00:41:58,716 --> 00:42:01,152
when leaving the house,
take one thing off.

997
00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:03,654
In my case, it was my shirt.

998
00:42:03,654 --> 00:42:04,856
Jaida: I love this look.

999
00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:06,524
I got all
the spiked-out jewelry,

1000
00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:09,327
the girls are sitting out
nice and ripe.

1001
00:42:09,327 --> 00:42:10,962
I'm looking like
a hardcore bad bitch,

1002
00:42:10,962 --> 00:42:12,730
like Michelle herself.

1003
00:42:12,730 --> 00:42:15,600
RuPaul: I need to remind you
that this is a mother of two.

1004
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:16,934
[all laugh]

1005
00:42:16,934 --> 00:42:17,935
A mother of two.

1006
00:42:17,935 --> 00:42:19,504
Michelle: Two breasts.

1007
00:42:19,504 --> 00:42:22,874
RuPaul: Sherry Pie,
Kitty Girl Michelle.

1008
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,776
[all laugh]

1009
00:42:24,776 --> 00:42:26,044
Michelle:
My custom Marc Jacob.

1010
00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:28,813
RuPaul: Yes, Well, she got
the choreography down.

1011
00:42:28,813 --> 00:42:29,947
[laughs]

1012
00:42:29,947 --> 00:42:31,516
Sherry: I'm walking
down the runway

1013
00:42:31,516 --> 00:42:37,121
feeling my Michelle Visage
Kitty Girl fantasy.

1014
00:42:37,121 --> 00:42:39,991
We have a big bun braid thing,

1015
00:42:39,991 --> 00:42:42,293
we got glasses for days,

1016
00:42:42,293 --> 00:42:45,129
and we got that good,
old-fashioned choreography

1017
00:42:45,129 --> 00:42:46,497
that she was doing.

1018
00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:48,399
RuPaul: You look like one
of the June Taylor dancers.

1019
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:51,069
Michelle: I do. Me
and Arthur Murray go way back.

1020
00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:52,370
[all laugh]

1021
00:42:52,370 --> 00:42:53,805
RuPaul: Crystal Methyd.

1022
00:42:53,805 --> 00:42:55,273
-Oh!
-Oh!

1023
00:42:55,273 --> 00:42:56,474
Here we go!

1024
00:42:56,474 --> 00:42:59,944
RuPaul Show,
Lady in Red Michelle.

1025
00:42:59,944 --> 00:43:01,646
Michelle 1996, Ru.

1026
00:43:01,646 --> 00:43:03,347
RuPaul: Yeah,
it's just like yesterday.

1027
00:43:03,347 --> 00:43:04,882
Crystal: When I found
this picture online,

1028
00:43:04,882 --> 00:43:07,752
I immediately fell in love
and knew that I had to do it.

1029
00:43:07,752 --> 00:43:09,954
The hair is so cute.

1030
00:43:09,954 --> 00:43:11,355
I really hope
that it brings back

1031
00:43:11,355 --> 00:43:12,590
some nost--

1032
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:14,459
nostalgia...

1033
00:43:14,459 --> 00:43:17,128
[laughs]
for Michelle.

1034
00:43:17,128 --> 00:43:18,629
RuPaul: I bet you still have
that outfit, don't you?

1035
00:43:18,629 --> 00:43:20,698
Michelle:
I have that jacket, yeah.

1036
00:43:20,698 --> 00:43:22,200
Listed now on Poshmark.

1037
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,502
[all laugh]

1038
00:43:24,502 --> 00:43:26,170
RuPaul: The Widow Von'Du,

1039
00:43:26,170 --> 00:43:29,407
RuPaul Show,
Starry, Starry Michelle.

1040
00:43:29,407 --> 00:43:31,142
Alexandria:
Love this red, white, and blue.

1041
00:43:31,142 --> 00:43:32,677
RuPaul: Yes, well,
she did it for her country.

1042
00:43:32,677 --> 00:43:34,946
Widow: My look
looks like an outfit

1043
00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:37,582
that I wore when
I first started doing drag,

1044
00:43:37,582 --> 00:43:41,819
with orange hair
and a red pleather onesie.

1045
00:43:41,819 --> 00:43:43,354
I just like it
'cause also my titties

1046
00:43:43,354 --> 00:43:44,922
are smushed in it
like a can of biscuits,

1047
00:43:44,922 --> 00:43:46,357
so I'm definitely giving you

1048
00:43:46,357 --> 00:43:48,526
that Michelle vibe
with the titties.

1049
00:43:48,526 --> 00:43:49,961
RuPaul: That's when Michelle

1050
00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:52,129
was trying
to join the Spice Girls

1051
00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:54,332
as Old Spice.

1052
00:43:54,332 --> 00:43:55,800
[all laugh]

1053
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,903
RuPaul: Heidi on the set
of Towie Michelle.

1054
00:43:58,903 --> 00:44:00,037
Michelle: Oh, my God.

1055
00:44:00,037 --> 00:44:01,439
-Dug deep for this one.
-Yes!

1056
00:44:01,439 --> 00:44:03,007
Michelle: Y'all right, babes?

1057
00:44:03,007 --> 00:44:04,509
Y'all right?
Y'all right, babes?

1058
00:44:04,509 --> 00:44:07,745
Heidi: I chose this look
because it's a little elegant,

1059
00:44:07,745 --> 00:44:11,315
and I like to think of myself
as, you know, she's a lady.

1060
00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:13,017
RuPaul:
Michelle's huge in the UK.

1061
00:44:13,017 --> 00:44:14,051
Carson: Or at least her bun is.

1062
00:44:14,051 --> 00:44:16,320
Michelle: Yeah.
My bun's always huge.

1063
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:19,223
[all laugh]end of act

1064
00:44:19,824 --> 00:44:22,860
Welcome, ladies.
I've made some decisions.

1065
00:44:24,228 --> 00:44:27,165
Now, when I call your name,
please step forward.

1066
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,169
Jan.

1067
00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:33,538
Gigi Goode.

1068
00:44:33,538 --> 00:44:34,805
Crystal Methyd.

1069
00:44:36,073 --> 00:44:37,608
Jackie Cox.

1070
00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:40,111
Heidi.

1071
00:44:40,111 --> 00:44:42,113
Brita.

1072
00:44:42,113 --> 00:44:47,251
Ladies, you represent the tops
and the bottoms of the week.

1073
00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:52,823
Sherry Pie,
Jaida Essence Hall,

1074
00:44:52,823 --> 00:44:54,091
the Widow Von'Du.

1075
00:44:54,091 --> 00:44:57,094
You're safe.
You may leave the stage.

1076
00:45:01,165 --> 00:45:05,203
Ladies, now it's time
for the judges' critiques,

1077
00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:08,205
starting with Simply Jan.

1078
00:45:08,205 --> 00:45:10,107
You were Early Madonna.

1079
00:45:10,107 --> 00:45:12,577
-Yes.
-Your voice was amazing.

1080
00:45:12,577 --> 00:45:13,945
You sounded like a pop star.

1081
00:45:13,945 --> 00:45:15,313
And I think
all of the choreography

1082
00:45:15,313 --> 00:45:16,747
was borderline perfect.

1083
00:45:16,747 --> 00:45:18,216
-Yes!
-Oh, Borderline.

1084
00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:20,084
That was a Borderline joke,
everybody!

1085
00:45:20,084 --> 00:45:22,920
And tonight on the runway,
this is fantastic.

1086
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,021
It was already drag.

1087
00:45:24,021 --> 00:45:26,591
-Yeah, girl.
-And you made it draggier.

1088
00:45:26,591 --> 00:45:28,960
You bring this polish
to your look

1089
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,462
that I think
really should be something

1090
00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:32,530
to be proud of tonight.

1091
00:45:32,530 --> 00:45:33,798
Thank you so much.

1092
00:45:33,798 --> 00:45:35,600
Just being able
to do what I love

1093
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:36,734
for all of you is amazing.

1094
00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:38,069
Oh, one last question.

1095
00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:40,137
Can your breasts be used
as a flotation device?

1096
00:45:40,137 --> 00:45:42,073
Absolutely,
if you pull hard enough.

1097
00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:44,342
[all laugh]

1098
00:45:44,342 --> 00:45:46,911
Up next, Jackie Cox.

1099
00:45:46,911 --> 00:45:50,114
You came straight
out of the Tristate area

1100
00:45:50,114 --> 00:45:51,749
with this runway look.

1101
00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:53,184
I love it.

1102
00:45:53,184 --> 00:45:56,087
It's bold,
maybe borderline, um--

1103
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,655
-Tacky?
-Tacky, yes.

1104
00:45:57,655 --> 00:45:59,490
Trashy? Whoreish?

1105
00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:00,992
You nailed it!

1106
00:46:00,992 --> 00:46:04,695
Out of everybody, you have
every single detail nailed,

1107
00:46:04,695 --> 00:46:06,664
down to the nails.

1108
00:46:06,664 --> 00:46:08,766
You had the corset nailed
that I had painted,

1109
00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:10,067
the lightning bolt,

1110
00:46:10,067 --> 00:46:12,303
and you're the only one
who has the mole.

1111
00:46:12,303 --> 00:46:14,238
Gigi has a mole.

1112
00:46:14,238 --> 00:46:15,239
Put your glasses on, Michelle!

1113
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:16,841
I did!

1114
00:46:16,841 --> 00:46:19,110
Let's see. Moles up,
everybody, moles up.

1115
00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:20,811
Now everyone has the mole.

1116
00:46:20,811 --> 00:46:22,246
[all laugh]

1117
00:46:22,246 --> 00:46:24,515
When you came out
in the wedding dress,

1118
00:46:24,515 --> 00:46:27,118
I just felt it was
a little bit more restrained.

1119
00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:29,854
There was an extra oomph
that was just missing.

1120
00:46:29,854 --> 00:46:30,988
We wanted more.

1121
00:46:30,988 --> 00:46:33,991
It seems as though
there's an uncertainty,

1122
00:46:33,991 --> 00:46:36,861
and there's no reason
for you to be uncertain.

1123
00:46:36,861 --> 00:46:39,096
You are right
exactly as you are.

1124
00:46:39,096 --> 00:46:41,399
Just share you with us.

1125
00:46:41,399 --> 00:46:42,767
Thank you.

1126
00:46:42,767 --> 00:46:47,271
I do have to say
it is--aah!

1127
00:46:47,271 --> 00:46:48,506
Crazy to meet you.

1128
00:46:48,506 --> 00:46:50,174
[laughs]

1129
00:46:50,174 --> 00:46:53,377
Seeing you working in Congress

1130
00:46:53,377 --> 00:46:57,248
and in solidarity
with Congresswoman Tlaib

1131
00:46:57,248 --> 00:47:00,551
and Congresswoman Omar

1132
00:47:00,551 --> 00:47:04,155
gives me so much hope
for our country.

1133
00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:07,625
My mom emigrated here from Iran,

1134
00:47:07,625 --> 00:47:09,160
and people would tell her
to go home

1135
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,795
and go back where she came from.

1136
00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:18,669
And when I was young, I hid this
part of my heritage for so long.

1137
00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:20,671
She's an American citizen now,

1138
00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:24,842
and seeing you standing up
for people like my mom

1139
00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:26,777
gives me so much hope.

1140
00:47:26,777 --> 00:47:30,414
I'm so thankful
that your mother is here

1141
00:47:30,414 --> 00:47:32,616
and part of our country.

1142
00:47:32,616 --> 00:47:33,884
Thank you.

1143
00:47:33,884 --> 00:47:35,953
Thank you.

1144
00:47:35,953 --> 00:47:38,322
Up next, Gigi Goode.

1145
00:47:38,322 --> 00:47:40,891
You sold every moment
of your performance,

1146
00:47:40,891 --> 00:47:43,327
because you were just actually
living what you were singing

1147
00:47:43,327 --> 00:47:44,528
and connecting with the judges.

1148
00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:47,765
I really feel as though
you embodied Madonna,

1149
00:47:47,765 --> 00:47:49,433
that energy, the most.

1150
00:47:49,433 --> 00:47:51,302
You look amazing.

1151
00:47:51,302 --> 00:47:53,604
I didn't think it could get
any more supermodel

1152
00:47:53,604 --> 00:47:56,073
until you walked out here
in a freaking bikini.

1153
00:47:56,073 --> 00:47:57,908
I thought,
is that my new competition

1154
00:47:57,908 --> 00:47:59,076
in the modeling world?

1155
00:47:59,076 --> 00:48:01,045
Oh, my God!

1156
00:48:01,045 --> 00:48:03,180
This was really fun to see,
down to the nails.

1157
00:48:03,180 --> 00:48:05,049
And now that you have
the fake ones on,

1158
00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:06,450
imagine doing anything
with them.

1159
00:48:06,450 --> 00:48:07,785
How did you wipe?

1160
00:48:07,785 --> 00:48:09,487
[all laugh]

1161
00:48:09,487 --> 00:48:11,388
Just to inform everybody,
you don't wipe with your nails,

1162
00:48:11,388 --> 00:48:13,257
you wipe with your fingertips.

1163
00:48:13,257 --> 00:48:14,425
What? Really?

1164
00:48:14,425 --> 00:48:16,227
So the toilet paper goes around,
and you scoop.

1165
00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:18,162
The more you know.

1166
00:48:18,162 --> 00:48:20,698
[all laugh]

1167
00:48:20,698 --> 00:48:22,433
-Up next, Brita.
-Hi.

1168
00:48:22,433 --> 00:48:24,468
I think what happened
with you, Brita,

1169
00:48:24,468 --> 00:48:26,237
is when you did mess up
here and there,

1170
00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:27,671
it kind of threw you off.

1171
00:48:27,671 --> 00:48:29,440
On the runway, however,
this happens to be

1172
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,375
one of my favorite gowns
I've ever worn.

1173
00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:32,810
I love how it fits you.

1174
00:48:32,810 --> 00:48:34,612
It fits you
just like it fit Michelle.

1175
00:48:34,612 --> 00:48:36,847
The structure, the glasses.

1176
00:48:36,847 --> 00:48:38,382
But I did wear
a drop earring.

1177
00:48:38,382 --> 00:48:39,583
I'd never wear a button.

1178
00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:41,585
Yeah, I know you did,
and it was beautiful.

1179
00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:42,720
It's a pretty simple look.

1180
00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:44,855
It's glasses, earrings,
and the dress,

1181
00:48:44,855 --> 00:48:46,957
and now the earrings
are kind of taking us away

1182
00:48:46,957 --> 00:48:51,896
from how great
all the rest of it is.

1183
00:48:51,896 --> 00:48:54,331
Up next, Crystal Methyd DeBarge.

1184
00:48:54,331 --> 00:48:55,666
♪ To the beat
of the rhythm of the night ♪

1185
00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:56,867
Hi.

1186
00:48:56,867 --> 00:48:59,670
I thought your
Madonna Rusical number

1187
00:48:59,670 --> 00:49:01,105
was funny and quirky.

1188
00:49:01,105 --> 00:49:04,175
You kind of sang the reverb
on all of those chorus moments.

1189
00:49:04,175 --> 00:49:05,976
Was that something
that you came up with?

1190
00:49:05,976 --> 00:49:06,977
I thought it would be fun.

1191
00:49:06,977 --> 00:49:08,813
I know that
I'm not, like, a singer,

1192
00:49:08,813 --> 00:49:12,183
so I wanted to try and play up
the funny as much as I could.

1193
00:49:12,183 --> 00:49:15,786
As someone who cannot sing
herself, I totally get it.

1194
00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:19,256
And I love the hair-ography,
so great job.

1195
00:49:19,256 --> 00:49:20,257
Thank you.

1196
00:49:20,257 --> 00:49:21,659
I absolutely love this look.

1197
00:49:21,659 --> 00:49:24,195
I love the hair.
It's giving me life.

1198
00:49:24,195 --> 00:49:26,163
You did a great job tonight.

1199
00:49:26,163 --> 00:49:27,331
-Thank you.
-I'm really proud of you

1200
00:49:27,331 --> 00:49:29,133
and your uptick that you're on.

1201
00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:30,134
Thank you.

1202
00:49:30,134 --> 00:49:31,468
Don't fall back.

1203
00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:33,304
I won't.

1204
00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:34,638
Up next, Heidi Ciccone.

1205
00:49:34,638 --> 00:49:36,273
[all laugh]

1206
00:49:36,273 --> 00:49:37,575
Hi.

1207
00:49:37,575 --> 00:49:40,077
Your performance was amazing.

1208
00:49:40,077 --> 00:49:43,914
You gave us the chaturangas,
the vinyasas, the B-girls.

1209
00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:45,916
You really rose to the occasion.

1210
00:49:45,916 --> 00:49:48,886
But what was kind of missing
was Madonna.

1211
00:49:48,886 --> 00:49:51,555
She would poke through,
and then go away.

1212
00:49:51,555 --> 00:49:54,959
Tonight on the runway,
I'm glad you did a recent one.

1213
00:49:54,959 --> 00:49:57,294
I don't know how
you ended up choosing this one.

1214
00:49:57,294 --> 00:49:59,563
You know, I was just scrolling
on the social medias

1215
00:49:59,563 --> 00:50:00,598
and whatnot.

1216
00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:02,399
-[laughs]
-The medias.

1217
00:50:02,399 --> 00:50:04,735
I think the only issue for me
would be the hair.

1218
00:50:04,735 --> 00:50:06,070
It was more textured,

1219
00:50:06,070 --> 00:50:08,305
because I don't want it to look
like a globe on my head.

1220
00:50:08,305 --> 00:50:10,908
She has
a little buoyancy to her.

1221
00:50:10,908 --> 00:50:12,877
What's in the middle?

1222
00:50:12,877 --> 00:50:14,411
Hairspray and desperation.

1223
00:50:14,411 --> 00:50:15,646
I've been there.

1224
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:19,350
Well, thank you, ladies,
I think we've heard enough.

1225
00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:20,618
You may leave the stage.

1226
00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:25,556
All right, now,
just between us Madonna-bes,

1227
00:50:25,556 --> 00:50:27,658
what do you think? Jan.

1228
00:50:27,658 --> 00:50:30,628
Jan has a beautiful voice
and she knows how to use it,

1229
00:50:30,628 --> 00:50:33,030
but more importantly,
she embodied Madonna.

1230
00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:35,833
Her runway look,
the makeup was perfect,

1231
00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:37,067
the clothes were perfect.

1232
00:50:37,067 --> 00:50:40,437
The details really brought
both characters to life,

1233
00:50:40,437 --> 00:50:42,373
and I think
she did a fabulous job.

1234
00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:43,674
Jackie Cox.

1235
00:50:43,674 --> 00:50:45,976
Jackie Cox
had a very polarizing night.

1236
00:50:45,976 --> 00:50:47,311
The Rusical performance,

1237
00:50:47,311 --> 00:50:49,513
I say to myself all the time,
I wish it was bigger.

1238
00:50:49,513 --> 00:50:51,015
[laughs]

1239
00:50:51,015 --> 00:50:54,485
How she was playing it
was more innocent and coy,

1240
00:50:54,485 --> 00:50:55,719
and that wasn't this Madonna.

1241
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:57,554
The runway, though,
was the flipside of that.

1242
00:50:57,554 --> 00:50:59,823
It was really impressive.

1243
00:50:59,823 --> 00:51:00,925
Gigi Goode.

1244
00:51:00,925 --> 00:51:03,327
She is such a superstar.

1245
00:51:03,327 --> 00:51:05,496
She did a back handspring
in heels.

1246
00:51:05,496 --> 00:51:06,630
Then she did lifts.

1247
00:51:06,630 --> 00:51:07,865
Then when she was in the air,

1248
00:51:07,865 --> 00:51:09,667
she did, like, a round-off.

1249
00:51:09,667 --> 00:51:13,003
She was that badass Madonna

1250
00:51:13,003 --> 00:51:15,439
that girls look at and say,

1251
00:51:15,439 --> 00:51:17,441
"I wanna be that
when I walk down the street."

1252
00:51:17,441 --> 00:51:19,877
I am obsessed with Gigi.

1253
00:51:19,877 --> 00:51:22,046
She gives me supermodel vibes.

1254
00:51:22,046 --> 00:51:23,414
I love
that Michelle Visage look.

1255
00:51:23,414 --> 00:51:27,718
It was a simple look,
but my God, she pulled it off.

1256
00:51:27,718 --> 00:51:29,887
Let's move on down to Brita.

1257
00:51:29,887 --> 00:51:31,188
In her Madonna moment,

1258
00:51:31,188 --> 00:51:34,224
she was representing
that Gaultier-era cone bra.

1259
00:51:34,224 --> 00:51:36,260
That's all about,
like, domination

1260
00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:38,195
and it just didn't have
that feeling for me.

1261
00:51:38,195 --> 00:51:40,030
She did get in her head,

1262
00:51:40,030 --> 00:51:46,136
but I just really love
the joy that Brita brings.

1263
00:51:46,136 --> 00:51:48,973
Tonight on the runway, the gown
was wonderful and smooth,

1264
00:51:48,973 --> 00:51:51,041
but the earrings
were completely off

1265
00:51:51,041 --> 00:51:52,676
and it changed the look
a little bit.

1266
00:51:52,676 --> 00:51:54,078
You're absolutely right,
you know.

1267
00:51:54,078 --> 00:51:57,448
The devil is in the details,
and those things do matter.

1268
00:51:57,448 --> 00:51:59,316
Crystal Methyd.

1269
00:51:59,316 --> 00:52:02,319
As Enlightened Madonna,
she was really silly.

1270
00:52:02,319 --> 00:52:04,488
Like, her head popped up,
and it was just kind of funny.

1271
00:52:04,488 --> 00:52:05,656
We're really getting to know her

1272
00:52:05,656 --> 00:52:07,091
at this point
in the competition.

1273
00:52:07,091 --> 00:52:10,494
The more she reveals of herself,
the more we're charmed by her.

1274
00:52:10,494 --> 00:52:14,331
She was kind of giving me
Madonna as Bianca Del Rio

1275
00:52:14,331 --> 00:52:18,168
or Bianca Del Rio as Madonna.

1276
00:52:18,168 --> 00:52:19,470
Heidi.

1277
00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:22,506
She has oodles and oodles
of charisma.

1278
00:52:22,506 --> 00:52:24,341
-Mm-hmm.
-Great dancer.

1279
00:52:24,341 --> 00:52:27,277
But I didn't get
any Madonna-isms at all.

1280
00:52:27,277 --> 00:52:28,879
And especially with
some of the gags that she had,

1281
00:52:28,879 --> 00:52:30,881
you know, the underwear
peek-a-boo moment

1282
00:52:30,881 --> 00:52:32,683
she could have really hammed up.

1283
00:52:32,683 --> 00:52:34,118
And then tonight on the runway,

1284
00:52:34,118 --> 00:52:36,253
I love that she chose
the Towie look,

1285
00:52:36,253 --> 00:52:39,289
but it just got a little skewed.

1286
00:52:39,289 --> 00:52:41,291
Her performance, her charisma,
it was all there.

1287
00:52:41,291 --> 00:52:46,163
It just had no relationship
to Madonna or Michelle Visage.

1288
00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:48,198
Because if you squint,

1289
00:52:48,198 --> 00:52:50,267
they're pretty much the same.

1290
00:52:50,267 --> 00:52:52,169
[all laugh]
They are.

1291
00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:55,973
Silence.
I've made my decision.

1292
00:52:55,973 --> 00:52:57,808
Bring back my material girls.end
of act

1293
00:52:58,942 --> 00:53:00,110
Welcome back, ladies.

1294
00:53:00,411 --> 00:53:02,613
I've made some decisions.

1295
00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:09,153
Jan, tonight
you ruled the world.

1296
00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:12,022
You are safe.

1297
00:53:13,590 --> 00:53:15,692
You may join the other girls.

1298
00:53:19,363 --> 00:53:21,832
I know Jan wanted to win this.

1299
00:53:21,832 --> 00:53:23,934
Like, y'all didn't see her face
when she turned around,

1300
00:53:23,934 --> 00:53:24,935
but I saw that.

1301
00:53:24,935 --> 00:53:26,170
You know like the scary movies

1302
00:53:26,170 --> 00:53:28,705
where the serial killer
finally just, like, snaps

1303
00:53:28,705 --> 00:53:30,307
and just starts
tearing faces off?

1304
00:53:30,307 --> 00:53:34,311
Hon-ey, she is upset.

1305
00:53:34,311 --> 00:53:35,446
[laughs]

1306
00:53:38,515 --> 00:53:39,850
Crystal Methyd.

1307
00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:43,587
I feel like
you just got home-home-home.

1308
00:53:43,587 --> 00:53:45,722
[all laugh]

1309
00:53:45,722 --> 00:53:47,057
You're safe.

1310
00:53:50,027 --> 00:53:52,262
Gigi Goode.

1311
00:53:52,262 --> 00:53:53,497
I've made up my mind.

1312
00:53:53,497 --> 00:53:55,165
I'm keeping you, baby.

1313
00:53:55,165 --> 00:53:57,301
Con-drag-ulations.

1314
00:53:57,301 --> 00:53:59,303
You are the winner
of this week's challenge.

1315
00:53:59,303 --> 00:54:01,205
[applause]

1316
00:54:01,205 --> 00:54:02,840
Thank you.

1317
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:07,211
You've won a cash tip
of $5.000.

1318
00:54:07,211 --> 00:54:11,648
Oh, my God, I just won
my third challenge.

1319
00:54:11,648 --> 00:54:13,283
That's nuts to me.

1320
00:54:13,283 --> 00:54:15,219
You may join the other girls.

1321
00:54:20,390 --> 00:54:24,695
Jackie Cox,
you nailed your Michelle,

1322
00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:28,298
but your virgin
wasn't shiny and new.

1323
00:54:28,298 --> 00:54:31,969
Brita, you are a joy,

1324
00:54:31,969 --> 00:54:36,707
but tonight you didn't fully
express yourself.

1325
00:54:36,707 --> 00:54:40,978
Heidi, tonight in the Rusical

1326
00:54:40,978 --> 00:54:43,514
you got the moves
and the motion,

1327
00:54:43,514 --> 00:54:47,718
but your Madonna
didn't cause a commotion.

1328
00:54:51,021 --> 00:54:52,322
Jackie Cox.

1329
00:54:55,225 --> 00:54:56,260
You're safe.

1330
00:54:56,260 --> 00:54:58,795
[exhales]

1331
00:55:01,431 --> 00:55:02,666
You may join the other girls.

1332
00:55:02,666 --> 00:55:04,201
Thank you.

1333
00:55:07,037 --> 00:55:08,739
Brita and Heidi.

1334
00:55:08,739 --> 00:55:13,977
I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are up for elimination.

1335
00:55:15,179 --> 00:55:18,215
Two queens stand before me.

1336
00:55:18,215 --> 00:55:23,787
Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me

1337
00:55:23,787 --> 00:55:26,757
and save yourself...

1338
00:55:26,757 --> 00:55:28,325
from elimination!

1339
00:55:30,561 --> 00:55:32,362
The time has come...
[thunder]

1340
00:55:32,362 --> 00:55:34,731
to lip sync...

1341
00:55:34,731 --> 00:55:37,234
[echoing] for your life!

1342
00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:41,772
This is my third time
lip-syncing.

1343
00:55:41,772 --> 00:55:43,674
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna
leave it all on the stage.

1344
00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:45,676
I'm here to fight.
I'm a fighter.

1345
00:55:45,676 --> 00:55:50,347
Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

1346
00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:53,517
[music plays]

1347
00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:56,320
[laughs]

1348
00:55:59,556 --> 00:56:03,594
♪ Don't put me off,
'cause I'm on fire ♪

1349
00:56:03,594 --> 00:56:06,597
♪ And I can't quench
my desire ♪

1350
00:56:06,597 --> 00:56:10,901
♪ Don't you know that
I'm burning up for your love ♪

1351
00:56:10,901 --> 00:56:15,439
♪ I'm burning up,
burning up for your love ♪

1352
00:56:15,439 --> 00:56:18,742
♪ I'm burning up,
burning up for your love ♪

1353
00:56:18,742 --> 00:56:22,179
♪ I'm burning up,
burning up for your love ♪

1354
00:56:22,179 --> 00:56:25,349
♪ For your love ♪

1355
00:56:25,349 --> 00:56:28,752
♪ You're always
closing your door ♪

1356
00:56:28,752 --> 00:56:33,323
♪ Well, that only makes me
want you more ♪

1357
00:56:33,323 --> 00:56:37,127
♪ And day and night
I cry for your love ♪

1358
00:56:37,127 --> 00:56:40,264
♪ You're not convinced
that that is enough ♪

1359
00:56:40,264 --> 00:56:43,433
♪ I'm burning up,
burning up for your love ♪

1360
00:56:43,433 --> 00:56:45,269
♪ I'm burning up,
burning up for your love ♪

1361
00:56:45,269 --> 00:56:46,703
Come on, girl!

1362
00:56:46,703 --> 00:56:50,207
♪ I'm burning up,
burning up for your love ♪

1363
00:56:50,207 --> 00:56:53,076
♪ For your love ♪

1364
00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:55,345
Whoo!

1365
00:56:55,345 --> 00:56:57,314
♪ Oh, do you wanna see me
down on my knees? ♪

1366
00:56:57,314 --> 00:57:01,485
♪ Or bending over backwards,
now would you be pleased? ♪

1367
00:57:01,485 --> 00:57:04,154
♪ Unlike the others,
I'd do anything ♪

1368
00:57:04,154 --> 00:57:08,892
♪ I'm not the same,
I have no shame, I'm on fire ♪

1369
00:57:10,127 --> 00:57:11,528
[panting]

1370
00:57:11,528 --> 00:57:12,796
[laughs]

1371
00:57:12,796 --> 00:57:15,032
I am not going home.
I can't afford to go home.

1372
00:57:15,032 --> 00:57:16,867
I'm doing those dance moves,

1373
00:57:16,867 --> 00:57:18,302
my skirt's riding up,
you can see my girdle.

1374
00:57:18,302 --> 00:57:19,836
I don't care.

1375
00:57:19,836 --> 00:57:21,905
It's a cute girdle.
I paid $10 for it.

1376
00:57:21,905 --> 00:57:23,640
♪ I'm on fire ♪

1377
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:27,077
♪ Oh, yeah, I'm burning up
for your love ♪

1378
00:57:27,077 --> 00:57:30,247
♪ Ooh, yeah, I'm burning up ♪

1379
00:57:30,247 --> 00:57:32,015
♪ Come on, come on ♪

1380
00:57:32,015 --> 00:57:35,385
♪ I'm burning up, ooh, yeah ♪

1381
00:57:35,385 --> 00:57:37,020
♪ I'm burning up ♪

1382
00:57:37,020 --> 00:57:39,589
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

1383
00:57:39,589 --> 00:57:43,126
♪ You know you got me
burning up, baby ♪

1384
00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:46,663
♪ You know you got me
burning up, baby ♪

1385
00:57:46,663 --> 00:57:49,966
♪ Burning up for your love ♪

1386
00:57:49,966 --> 00:57:53,370
♪ Burning up for your love ♪

1387
00:57:53,370 --> 00:57:56,239
[cheers and applause]

1388
00:57:56,239 --> 00:57:57,574
Whew.

1389
00:57:57,574 --> 00:58:00,444
Ladies, I've made my decision.

1390
00:58:02,112 --> 00:58:03,613
[exhales]

1391
00:58:06,550 --> 00:58:08,919
Heidi, shantay you stay.

1392
00:58:12,689 --> 00:58:13,690
Thank you.

1393
00:58:13,690 --> 00:58:15,158
You may join the other girls.

1394
00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:22,232
Brita, thank you for the joy
you bring to everything you do.

1395
00:58:22,232 --> 00:58:25,736
Now sashay away.

1396
00:58:25,736 --> 00:58:27,904
Thank you so much
for everything.

1397
00:58:27,904 --> 00:58:30,307
This is a dream come true.

1398
00:58:30,307 --> 00:58:32,943
[applause]

1399
00:58:32,943 --> 00:58:35,212
I love you all so much!

1400
00:58:35,212 --> 00:58:37,814
Love you.
Some bitch had to go!

1401
00:58:37,814 --> 00:58:40,183
Mwah! I love you so much.

1402
00:58:40,183 --> 00:58:43,320
I'm gonna leave this.
You Brita werk, bitch!

1403
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,155
[all laugh]
Yes, honey!

1404
00:58:45,155 --> 00:58:47,991
[all laugh]

1405
00:58:49,292 --> 00:58:51,595
[cries]

1406
00:58:53,830 --> 00:58:56,466
[exhales] I'm a little sad.

1407
00:58:56,466 --> 00:58:58,402
I'm kind of, like, playing
it off like I'm happy,

1408
00:58:58,402 --> 00:59:00,404
but this is just the beginning,
you know?

1409
00:59:00,404 --> 00:59:03,039
First New York,
then Drag Race,

1410
00:59:03,039 --> 00:59:04,241
and then the world.

1411
00:59:04,241 --> 00:59:07,044
So I'm gonna go
spread my joy, sis.

1412
00:59:07,044 --> 00:59:08,912
I'm gonna give everyone
that joy, that joy, that joy.

1413
00:59:08,912 --> 00:59:12,149
[laughs]

1414
00:59:12,149 --> 00:59:14,985
Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

1415
00:59:14,985 --> 00:59:17,154
And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

1416
00:59:17,154 --> 00:59:19,122
how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

1417
00:59:19,122 --> 00:59:20,857
Can I get an "amen" up in here?

1418
00:59:20,857 --> 00:59:22,159
-Amen!
-Amen!

1419
00:59:22,159 --> 00:59:24,895
All right,
now let the music play!

1420
00:59:24,895 --> 00:59:28,432
♪ I am American, American ♪

1421
00:59:28,432 --> 00:59:29,599
♪ The red, white, and blue... ♪

1422
00:59:29,599 --> 00:59:32,002
-Look how beautiful they look!
-Gorgeous!

1423
00:59:32,002 --> 00:59:33,670
♪ Just like you, too ♪vote
disclaimer

1424
01:01:39,896 --> 01:01:41,698
RuPaul: Next time,
on RuPaul's Drag Race...

1425
01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:42,933
You need to create a product

1426
01:01:42,933 --> 01:01:46,136
for a new drag queen
lifestyle brand

1427
01:01:46,136 --> 01:01:47,771
we're calling Dru.

1428
01:01:47,771 --> 01:01:50,607
-Action.
-Jackie's Magic Carpet Merkin.

1429
01:01:50,607 --> 01:01:52,108
-[laughs]
-Oh!

1430
01:01:52,108 --> 01:01:56,279
My revolutionary
throat-coating spray--

1431
01:01:56,279 --> 01:01:58,348
Oh, forgot the next line.

1432
01:01:59,349 --> 01:02:00,450
Fuck me.

1433
01:02:01,885 --> 01:02:03,787
Your whole infomercial
was thought out.

1434
01:02:03,787 --> 01:02:05,855
-Oh, my God.
-She's hella funny.

1435
01:02:05,855 --> 01:02:09,159
I needed a whole lot more funny,
because I know what you can do.

1436
01:02:10,193 --> 01:02:12,362
This entire time
I haven't won challenges,

1437
01:02:12,362 --> 01:02:13,797
and I haven't
been crying about it.

1438
01:02:15,799 --> 01:02:17,167
Ooh, honey!

1439
01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:18,702
[cries]

1440
01:02:19,936 --> 01:02:24,074
♪ I am American,
American, American ♪

1441
01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:26,843
♪ I am American, American ♪

1442
01:02:26,843 --> 01:02:28,178
♪ The red, white, and blue ♪

1443
01:02:28,178 --> 01:02:31,915
♪ I am American,
American, American ♪

1444
01:02:31,915 --> 01:02:34,751
♪ I am American, American ♪

1445
01:02:34,751 --> 01:02:36,319
♪ Just like you, too ♪

1446
01:02:36,319 --> 01:02:39,889
♪ Am-Am-Am-Am-American,
American, American ♪

1447
01:02:39,889 --> 01:02:42,659
♪ I am American, American ♪

1448
01:02:42,659 --> 01:02:43,960
♪ The red, white, and blue ♪

1449
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:46,863
♪ I am American, American ♪

1450
01:02:46,863 --> 01:02:49,899
♪ Just like you, too ♪