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[RuPaul] Previously on
RuPaul's Drag Race...
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[RuPaul] You get to star in
Madonna: The Unauthorized Rusical.
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God bless the gays
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God bless the gays
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God bless the children
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[RuPaul] Heidi.
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What was kind of missing was Madonna.
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[RuPaul] Brita.
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[Michelle] You did mess up
here and there,
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and it kind of threw you off.
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[RuPaul] Gigi Goode.
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You embodied Madonna the most.
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Con-drag-ulations, you are
the winner of this week's challenge.
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Heidi, shantay, you stay.
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Brita, sashay away.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[blows raspberry]
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I just had to lip-sync
against Brita and I sent her home
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and it's sad.
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[sniffles]
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[Heidi] "Sis, share the joy.
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XO. Brita, bitch."
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-Brita, bitch.
-We love you, Brita.
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-[clapping]
-[Crystal] We love you.
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It's okay.
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I'm so sad.
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I know how badly Brita wanted this
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and...
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She's one of my best friends, and...
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It just sucks to see her go.
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[Heidi] Bye, sis.
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[Gigi] To Brita
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Brita is one of my
best friends in the world.
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I see how much Brita tries
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and it just sucks to see
somebody that you care about
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have their dream stripped away from them.
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[Jackie] Gigi, you've won three times.
This is incredible.
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-[Sherry] Third time's a charm, honey.
-[Gigi] Third time's a--
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Well, hopefully there's gonna be
a fourth and fifth and sixth, like--
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-A fourth and fifth and sixth?
-[laughing]
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[Jaida] Okay.
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I'm so happy that you won,
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but I'm really surprised that,
Jan, this wasn't your week.
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I--
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I'm frustrated because
this is, like, what I do.
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I'm a singer. I dance, I perform.
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Like, that's my thing.
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I want to win those challenges.
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I want to win a challenge.
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And I thought that
this was gonna be the one.
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I really wanted that win.
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I'm frustrated.
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I'm angry.
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I'm crushed.
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[Jaida] When Jan was called safe,
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I could see on her face
it was like, "Girl."
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Not only did I not win the challenge,
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but my best friend
just went home, so I'm like...
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[sniffles]
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It sucks. It really sucks.
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[sniffles] Like, but
the worst part about it is that
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my best friend just went home.
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[Jaida] Yeah, she's a little salty
that her friend left
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but I'm thinking
she's a little bit more upset
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that she had not won this challenge.
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Everyone back at home is gonna be
so upset that she went home
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and at least,
if there was any consolation,
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it could have been
that I would've won this challenge.
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And it just,
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it-- it sucks.
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[Jackie] I think this is
a build-up of weeks and weeks
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of her not breaking through to the judges.
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She also says
she's really upset about Brita,
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but I think it's more that she's upset
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that neither her nor Brita have been
able to live up to their reputation.
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[Jackie] We're just gonna have to
keep pushing ourselves.
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You have to keep selling
what you do the best
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every challenge,
no matter what the challenge is.
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Every bitch thinks
that they gonna be that star,
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and they gonna be that bitch,
and they gonna win, win, win, win, win.
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Child, look.
We all wanna win this competition.
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[cries out] Ah, my nails.
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I hope the girls aren't getting
too cocky about the challenge wins
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'cause the race is still on
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and we all know that
the big battle happens at top four.
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Just like the almighty black widow spider,
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she sneaks up on a bitch,
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and the next thing you know, you're dead.
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[dramatic music playing]
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And now I'm laying eggs in you, bitch.
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No I'm kidd-- [laughing]
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[car engine starting up]
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RuPaul's Drag Race
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[RuPaul] The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race
receives a one-year supply
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of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,
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and a cash prize of $100,000!
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With extra special guest judge
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Chaka Khan.
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RuPaul's Drag Race
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May the best woman
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Best woman win
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[upbeat music playing]
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Yass.
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Hi, America.
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This morning I feel fine.
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I had a very emotional week last week.
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Maybe the girls see that
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as a weakness.
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But, bitch, I'm from New York.
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I cry about it, I get over it,
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and I'm focused on the next challenge.
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Hello, hello, hello.
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[cheering]
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[Sherry]
Oh, I love this outfit.
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Why, thank you.
It is a Klein Epstein & Parker suit.
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-[queens cheer]
-All I wear.
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[laughing]
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Ladies, when this competition is over,
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you'll always be bosom buddies.
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And who else but a bosom buddy
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will sit down and tell you the tea?
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As in, girl, your make up is terrible.
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-[whooping]
-Child.
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But I've got just the thing
to make it better.
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Oh, pit crew!
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[cheering]
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Ladies, for today's mini challenge
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you'll be pairing up
to share the gift of shade
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and so much more.
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Now, using these wonderful products
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provided by FabFitFun,
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you need to curate a box
for your bosom buddies.
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Mm-hmm.
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And then you'll exchange
gifts and share the love...
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With a whole lot of shade on the side.
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Bitch, okay.
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Now, I'm going to pair you up.
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Gigi Goode and Jackie Cox.
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Come on over here.
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Crystal Methyd and Jaida Essence Hall.
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Come on, honey.
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Simply Jan and Simply Heidi.
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Which means
the Widow Von'Du and Sherry Pie
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are together at last.
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Okay, ladies, you've got 15 minutes
to get into quick drag.
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Stuff those boxes
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and get ready for a bosom buddies' kiki.
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Ready, set,
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skiddly pop.
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[Crystal] Oh, these boxes are so cute.
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What do we have here?
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-Get that hat.
-This hat right here?
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-[Gigi] Snatch a pair of these glasses.
-Yes, get some glasses.
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-Body lotion for the dry personality.
-[laughing]
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[Sherry] All right, let's become ladies.
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[queen] It's time to be pretty.
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Jan, you promise you won't cry
if you don't win this one?
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah, I don't know
what you guys are talking about.
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[RuPaul] Time's up, ladies.
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First up, Gigi and Jackie,
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you'll be kiking with Crystal and Jaida.
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-Oh, my goodness.
-[Gigi] Oh, my God.
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The circus is in town.
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-Hello ladies.
-[laughing]
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Maybe black is just a lot more slimming
than whatever those colors are.
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Yeah, I just like to be
a little bit more exciting, I guess.
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Yeah, well, something's gotta
make up for the personality.
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[laughing]
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We have a little gift.
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[Jackie] We curated a box from
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-FabFitFun.
-FabFitFun.
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Well that is so crazy
because we also curated a box for you
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from FabFitFun.
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[Jackie] Oh, well.
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Crystal.
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Now, I know the judges are always saying
that your make up is just, um...
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-terrible.
-[laughing]
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So I got you the season one filter, okay?
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It's just a towel that you
put over the lens of the camera.
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[laughing]
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Thank you.
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Miss Jaida, I got something for you, too.
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Now listen, I got you this lotion...
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Oh, it is perfect.
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And it's cruelty-free,
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unlike your performance
as Cardi B in The Snatch Game
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which was really cruel for us to watch.
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[laughing]
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Stop it.
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Gigi, I got you
this face purifying cleanser
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so you can wash both of your faces.
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[Jackie] But which face is it?
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The face of the one win, or the other win?
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-Or maybe it's the third?
-The third?
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Or the no win.
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[laughing]
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Oh!
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Sister, I've always told you
you were so beautiful
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and you're like a work of art to me.
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You know that one where they're like...
[screams]
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Screaming, yes, honey.
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So what I did,
was I wanted to frame your face a little,
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so I bought you
these beautiful sunglasses.
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-Oh, try them on really quickly.
-[Jackie] Gorgeous.
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Oh... [gasps]
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And look, you've never looked
more beautiful, Jaida.
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Oh, this has been so fun.
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Well, you guys have a great day.
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We're gonna say goodbye.
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-Goodbye, ladies.
-Goodbye, girls.
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-[Gigi] Sluts.
-Uh, whores.
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[laughing]
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Next up, Heidi and Jan.
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You'll be kiking with Widow and Sherry.
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[overlapping] Hi!
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It's so nice to see... you.
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[Sherry] Well, um,
we actually curated this box
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from FabFitFun for you ladies,
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-isn't it cute--
-You're so kind.
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Well, somebody has to be kind to you--
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'Cause life has not been at all.
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We also curated a box from FabFitFun
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-just for you.
-Yeah.
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[Sherry] Oh, fabulous.
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Sherry, you're just such a strong,
independent and handsome drag queen,
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so I just got you this blanket.
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Wow, it's very heavy.
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Just like you.
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[laughing]
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[Widow] Heidi, I know
that you got a lot of shit
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from pretty much everyone
about how busted your mug is.
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-Oh.
-So I felt I should get you a new mug.
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[laughing]
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[Widow] Try not to crack this one.
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[laughing]
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Miss Widow,
I actually got you some luggage,
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you know, to help you pack
when you get sent home.
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-[snorts]
-Yet I've been safe, mostly.
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Safe, just coasting, yeah.
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-[laughing]
-[Jaida] Oh, bitch.
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My darling, I know
how much you've been struggling
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with your best friend
leaving the competition.
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[laughing]
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[Jan] At least I have some friends.
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And so I got you this lovely terrarium,
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I thought we could put some plants in it
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and you can water it
with your salty crocodile tears.
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[laughing]
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This was so lovely to catch up.
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Give us a call...
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-never.
-Never.
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[laughing]
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[Sherry] Bye, girls.
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[RuPaul] Wow.
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You were all so giving.
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The winners
of today's mini challenge are...
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[drum roll]
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Jackie Cox and Gigi Goode.
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-Ah.
-[applause]
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Sister.
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[RuPaul] Con-drag-ulations.
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FabFitFun is providing $1,000
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and a one-year subscription to you both.
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-[cheering]
-[Jackie] Fabulous, thank you.
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I finally won a mini challenge!
267
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Look, it's not the challenge win,
but I'll take that $1,000 gift card.
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[electronic music playing]
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Ladies, Drag Race
turns queens into stars.
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And today's biggest stars
create their own
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lifestyle, beauty, and wellness brands.
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So, for today's maxi challenge,
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you need to think like a star
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and create a ridiculously extravagant,
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and totally unnecessary product
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for a new drag queen
lifestyle brand we're calling...
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droop.
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[laughing]
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#DragRace
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Now, after you create your posh product,
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you need to sell it
in your own commercial.
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00:11:26,794 --> 00:11:29,497
Now, I shop at droop all the time.
283
00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,032
-[beeping]
-Oh, what is that?
284
00:11:31,499 --> 00:11:36,337
Oh, it's time to pull out
the solid gold goose egg
285
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,906
that I keep, um, between me down there.
286
00:11:38,973 --> 00:11:39,907
[laughing]
287
00:11:40,775 --> 00:11:44,645
It helps keep my biorhythms
in sync with the stock market.
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Thanks, droop.
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00:11:46,114 --> 00:11:46,948
[laughing]
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00:11:47,381 --> 00:11:50,118
Now, gentlemen, start your engines,
291
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and may the best woman win.
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[beeping]
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00:11:53,855 --> 00:11:55,189
Oh, it's beeping again.
294
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[laughing]
295
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This challenge is all about
personality and selling yourself,
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and coming off of last week,
297
00:12:02,396 --> 00:12:05,266
I have to show the judges
what makes me special.
298
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,869
We will see if I achieve that.
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[dramatically] Dun-dun-dun.
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Child. Y'all ready to sell your brand?
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For this week's maxi challenge,
we have to come up with
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an over-the-top upper echelon product,
303
00:12:20,381 --> 00:12:24,218
they're asking for a whole hell of a lot
and it's going down now.
304
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,954
This challenge is
so opposite of me, like...
305
00:12:27,021 --> 00:12:30,291
This is for, like,
boujee rich people.
306
00:12:30,591 --> 00:12:32,660
And, Heidi, I made $9,000 last year.
307
00:12:34,228 --> 00:12:36,464
-[Jaida] Working where?
-At my job at a gas station.
308
00:12:36,764 --> 00:12:38,633
-[Widow] Just nine?
-Oh, my God.
309
00:12:38,699 --> 00:12:41,369
Upper echelon...
I don't know how to spell echelon.
310
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[laughing]
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Girl.
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Hey, kitty girls.
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[queens] Hey.
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We got company.
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00:12:48,209 --> 00:12:50,144
-Hi everybody.
-[queens] Hey.
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Give a big Drag Race welcome
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to health and fitness guru, Bob Harper.
318
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,918
[queens] Hi, Bob.
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Bob's here to help me help you.
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00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:00,888
Sickening.
321
00:13:01,355 --> 00:13:03,057
Well, hello, Miss Heidi.
322
00:13:03,124 --> 00:13:06,827
You know, you have done very well
in the personality department
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00:13:06,894 --> 00:13:08,329
in this competition.
324
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:12,633
How are you gonna
infuse Heidi into this product?
325
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:16,204
Um, my brand is
Heidi's Multipurpose Lotion.
326
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,673
[whistling] Soft and supple.
327
00:13:18,739 --> 00:13:19,740
[laughing]
328
00:13:19,807 --> 00:13:21,275
Thank God for that gap
between your teeth
329
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,844
-so you can say that right.
-Oh, honey, it's come in handy many times.
330
00:13:24,579 --> 00:13:26,847
Now, there's
a lot of products called soft and supple.
331
00:13:26,914 --> 00:13:27,748
-Is there?
-[RuPaul] Yeah.
332
00:13:27,815 --> 00:13:30,051
You need to get your ass out of Ramsuer.
333
00:13:30,117 --> 00:13:31,385
[laughing]
334
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:34,388
So, are you saying that Heidi's lotion is
335
00:13:34,455 --> 00:13:36,357
hy-dra-ting?
336
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:37,491
[ding]
337
00:13:37,558 --> 00:13:39,327
That could by my new name.
[laughs]
338
00:13:39,393 --> 00:13:41,062
Did you not think of Hydrating Heidi?
339
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,564
-No, I did not.
-Oh, my goodness.
340
00:13:43,631 --> 00:13:44,565
Is that trademarked now by you?
341
00:13:44,632 --> 00:13:47,168
It's not, but I--
Yeah, I'll see your ass in court.
342
00:13:47,235 --> 00:13:48,069
[laughing]
343
00:13:48,135 --> 00:13:49,537
[Bob] When you're selling something,
344
00:13:49,604 --> 00:13:52,106
you gotta take that name
and what your product is
345
00:13:52,173 --> 00:13:54,308
and you gotta somehow
meld those two worlds together,
346
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:58,179
so when people are thinking of their
product, they have Heidi's face in mind.
347
00:13:58,246 --> 00:14:00,281
Now, Heidi,
you were in the bottom
348
00:14:00,348 --> 00:14:01,249
last week.
-[Heidi] Yes.
349
00:14:01,315 --> 00:14:04,085
[RuPaul] You haven't won
any challenges yet.
350
00:14:04,151 --> 00:14:06,120
You better get out there,
you better act your ass.
351
00:14:06,187 --> 00:14:07,521
All right, I can't wait.
352
00:14:07,588 --> 00:14:08,623
-All right, thank you.
-Thank you.
353
00:14:08,689 --> 00:14:09,790
-Bye.
-Bye.
354
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:16,197
[Heidi] I'm not a thief, Mama Ru.
355
00:14:16,264 --> 00:14:20,701
Imma give you 2.3 per cent
of all Heidi's Hydrates sales.
356
00:14:20,768 --> 00:14:22,703
I think that's a generous deal
357
00:14:22,770 --> 00:14:24,639
and I'm looking forward
to doing business with you, partner.
358
00:14:27,174 --> 00:14:28,843
-Hi, Widow.
-Hi, Ru.
359
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:29,877
Meet Bob Harper.
360
00:14:29,944 --> 00:14:31,646
-Hi, Bob, nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
361
00:14:31,712 --> 00:14:32,847
So, now, what is your product?
362
00:14:33,180 --> 00:14:35,349
My brand's called Throat….
363
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:38,486
My revolutionary throat-coating spray.
'Cause you're gagging.
364
00:14:38,552 --> 00:14:40,488
Do you have a gag reflex?
365
00:14:40,554 --> 00:14:43,457
I mean, you don't get to be this size and
you can't shove things down your throat.
366
00:14:43,524 --> 00:14:45,026
[laughing]
367
00:14:45,459 --> 00:14:48,362
Now, does it have
more than just one use?
368
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,497
Yes, it does.
369
00:14:49,563 --> 00:14:53,567
It could be used
as a setting spray, mace...
370
00:14:54,335 --> 00:14:56,737
Maybe you wanna do some
extracurricular activities and need to...
371
00:14:56,804 --> 00:14:58,272
Okay, all right.
372
00:14:58,339 --> 00:15:01,242
Now, Widow, so far, you won one challenge.
373
00:15:01,309 --> 00:15:02,910
You haven't won any since.
374
00:15:05,079 --> 00:15:06,681
What do you think has held you back?
375
00:15:08,249 --> 00:15:10,718
I-- Quite honestly, I don't know.
376
00:15:12,253 --> 00:15:15,189
What I have to do
with everything that I brand myself with
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00:15:15,256 --> 00:15:16,757
is really stay true to who I am.
378
00:15:16,824 --> 00:15:18,993
[RuPaul] Just make sure
you bring the funny.
379
00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:21,862
Ru says I haven't
touched the top in a while,
380
00:15:21,929 --> 00:15:25,166
that's pretty much all the fuck
I'm thinking about right now.
381
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:26,934
I'm feeling some type of way, like,
382
00:15:27,401 --> 00:15:30,404
I didn't come here just to,
you know, fade in the background.
383
00:15:32,273 --> 00:15:33,507
-Hi, Jan.
-Hi, Ru.
384
00:15:33,574 --> 00:15:35,376
Tell me about your product.
Tell me what you got.
385
00:15:35,443 --> 00:15:37,945
My product is called Sure, Jan.
386
00:15:38,379 --> 00:15:41,349
If you feel like Jan Brady
and you wanna be a little more Marcia,
387
00:15:41,415 --> 00:15:42,783
then, girl, we just gotta spritz
388
00:15:42,850 --> 00:15:44,185
and then you're feeling the "Jan-tasy."
389
00:15:44,251 --> 00:15:46,987
You could really attract
a whole group of people that
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00:15:47,054 --> 00:15:48,656
are kind of, like, you know,
391
00:15:48,723 --> 00:15:51,625
the quiet little person that goes,
"I wanna be just like Jan."
392
00:15:51,892 --> 00:15:54,328
Now, you came close
to winning last week.
393
00:15:54,395 --> 00:15:56,497
-I did.
-And you got very emotional.
394
00:15:56,564 --> 00:16:01,102
I did. I was upset to see
one of my best friends leave.
395
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,972
-It sucks.
-It's not RuPaul's Best Friends Race.
396
00:16:05,039 --> 00:16:07,074
-It's not, and that's why--
-Gotta think like a winner.
397
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,145
If anything,
it's a good thing that Brita's gone
398
00:16:11,212 --> 00:16:12,880
because now I don't
have to worry about her.
399
00:16:12,947 --> 00:16:14,815
And now that she's gone,
400
00:16:14,949 --> 00:16:17,651
I'm really gonna push it to the judges.
401
00:16:17,718 --> 00:16:20,287
-Just make sure you bring the funny, okay?
-Mm-hmm, I will.
402
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:21,789
All right, we'll see you out there.
403
00:16:22,256 --> 00:16:23,424
-See you, Jan.
-Bye, guys.
404
00:16:24,392 --> 00:16:25,760
Hey, J. Cox.
405
00:16:25,826 --> 00:16:27,595
What is your product?
406
00:16:27,661 --> 00:16:30,197
Jackie's Magic Carpet Merkins.
407
00:16:30,264 --> 00:16:32,833
[RuPaul] So, I see that you've taken
the Middle Eastern theme
408
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,001
and you've run with that.
409
00:16:34,068 --> 00:16:36,170
I ran with it,
and growing up, there isn't very much
410
00:16:36,237 --> 00:16:39,140
Middle Eastern representation,
at least in things that I can watch on TV.
411
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:40,040
Uh-huh.
412
00:16:40,107 --> 00:16:42,276
But, in the very first episode
of I Dream of Jeannie,
413
00:16:42,343 --> 00:16:44,712
Barbara Eden actually speaks Persian.
414
00:16:44,779 --> 00:16:45,613
Really?
415
00:16:45,679 --> 00:16:48,082
For me, that was like,
oh, my God, I know what she's saying,
416
00:16:48,149 --> 00:16:51,218
you know, and there was this moment
I'd never seen anyone
417
00:16:51,285 --> 00:16:53,721
-who spoke Perisan or Farsi on TV before--
-[RuPaul] Yeah.
418
00:16:53,788 --> 00:16:55,689
So I fell in love with that character.
419
00:16:55,756 --> 00:16:58,292
Barbara Eden played
the character of the genie
420
00:16:58,359 --> 00:16:59,360
in I Dream of Jeannie.
421
00:16:59,427 --> 00:17:00,694
I love her as an icon,
422
00:17:00,761 --> 00:17:04,999
and I really admire the way
she's embraced the character of Jeannie,
423
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:06,467
now 50 years later.
424
00:17:06,534 --> 00:17:08,836
Why would someone need a merkin?
425
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,338
Well, you know, sometimes
the between-me-down-theres
426
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,107
-don't get enough attention.
-That's right.
427
00:17:13,174 --> 00:17:16,644
Sometimes you can really zhuzh it up
with a magic carpet merkin.
428
00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:21,248
This is the type of challenge that
seems to me it's either gonna go so well
429
00:17:21,315 --> 00:17:23,584
or it is going to crash and burn.
430
00:17:24,018 --> 00:17:28,222
So, it's gonna be really interesting
to see you sell this merkin.
431
00:17:28,289 --> 00:17:29,123
We'll see you out there.
432
00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:30,357
-[Jackie] Thanks, you guys.
-Thank you.
433
00:17:33,027 --> 00:17:34,228
[RuPaul] Now, listen up, ladies.
434
00:17:34,295 --> 00:17:37,665
In a few moments
you'll be filming your droop commercials
435
00:17:37,731 --> 00:17:39,900
with the help of Bob Harper.
436
00:17:39,967 --> 00:17:41,869
And tomorrow on the main stage,
437
00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:45,406
we'll be joined by
our extra special guest judge,
438
00:17:45,473 --> 00:17:47,374
the legendary
439
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:48,843
Chaka Khan.
440
00:17:48,909 --> 00:17:52,780
-[screaming]
-Oh, my God.
441
00:17:52,847 --> 00:17:54,615
Chaka Khan.
[screams]
442
00:17:55,182 --> 00:17:56,750
My heart is beating so fast.
443
00:17:56,817 --> 00:17:58,319
I'm, like, salivating over here.
444
00:17:58,385 --> 00:18:01,422
All right, good luck and don't fuck it up.
445
00:18:01,489 --> 00:18:02,490
-Come on, Bob.
-Bye, guys.
446
00:18:02,556 --> 00:18:05,025
[Widow] Chaka Khan.
447
00:18:05,092 --> 00:18:06,393
What?
448
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,796
My commercial, without a doubt,
449
00:18:08,996 --> 00:18:11,398
has to be funny as shit.
450
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:14,768
I'm not going down in front of Chaka Khan.
451
00:18:14,835 --> 00:18:16,370
I am gagging.
452
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:20,407
-Hi, Jackie Cox.
-[Jackie] Hello.
453
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,709
Let's do this.
454
00:18:21,775 --> 00:18:25,579
It's time for me to film my green screen
commercial with Bob Harper.
455
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:26,680
I'm ready for this.
456
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,315
All right, so we have 20 minutes.
457
00:18:28,382 --> 00:18:31,919
You can use the pit crew, you can use
any of the furniture provided by Objects.
458
00:18:32,119 --> 00:18:33,487
[Jackie] Great. Let's set the scene.
459
00:18:33,554 --> 00:18:35,322
I need this big chair,
460
00:18:35,789 --> 00:18:36,957
and then I need my pillows.
461
00:18:37,024 --> 00:18:37,925
We only have 20 minutes.
462
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:41,228
You're dealing with a director
and a lot of cameras.
463
00:18:41,295 --> 00:18:43,030
You have to know exactly what you want
464
00:18:43,097 --> 00:18:44,598
and how you want it all to go down.
465
00:18:45,065 --> 00:18:47,134
So, you're gonna be
my little harem boy, just fanning me.
466
00:18:47,201 --> 00:18:48,035
Oh.
467
00:18:48,102 --> 00:18:50,070
That's your character, own that.
468
00:18:50,137 --> 00:18:52,640
I'm feeling like I'm
in a genie's bottle right now.
469
00:18:52,706 --> 00:18:53,541
[Jackie] Exactly.
470
00:18:53,607 --> 00:18:55,175
This is what we're going for here.
471
00:18:55,242 --> 00:18:56,343
Action.
472
00:18:56,410 --> 00:19:00,147
Introducing Magic Carpet Merkins.
473
00:19:01,382 --> 00:19:04,251
And then we'll cut,
and then I need someone to set the merkins
474
00:19:04,318 --> 00:19:05,886
while I hold this position.
475
00:19:05,953 --> 00:19:08,923
And then they'll appear
when you hit play again.
476
00:19:08,989 --> 00:19:10,791
What's going on, I mean... wh-- what?
477
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:13,227
Being a fan of 1960s television,
478
00:19:13,294 --> 00:19:16,263
I do love the stop, pause and reset
479
00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:18,632
old school TV magic,
480
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,634
but Bob's just kind of confused.
481
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,237
Hard cut. Sound effect. Poof. I'm a genie.
482
00:19:23,304 --> 00:19:24,371
Oh.
483
00:19:24,438 --> 00:19:26,140
I'm hard cutting
like it's the sixties, baby.
484
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,776
You really are, I mean, I get it now.
485
00:19:28,842 --> 00:19:32,146
Barbara Eden,
Elizabeth Montgomery, send me help.
486
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:34,748
Now that we know your vision, my darling,
487
00:19:34,815 --> 00:19:35,783
let's do another take.
488
00:19:35,849 --> 00:19:39,587
Introducing Jackie's Magic Carpet Merkins.
489
00:19:42,456 --> 00:19:45,593
So, if someone can grab those merkins
and set them on this table.
490
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:47,595
Bryce.
491
00:19:47,661 --> 00:19:48,829
I'll just keep holding.
492
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:50,898
Standing here frozen.
493
00:19:51,298 --> 00:19:52,566
Waiting for those merkins.
494
00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:54,902
Bryce.
495
00:19:55,502 --> 00:19:56,370
Run.
496
00:19:56,437 --> 00:19:58,539
By all means, move at a glacial pace.
497
00:19:59,006 --> 00:20:00,441
[Jackie] We are just pausing the camera,
498
00:20:00,507 --> 00:20:03,510
moving the things into frame
and restarting the camera.
499
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:04,912
Just like they did it in the old days.
500
00:20:04,979 --> 00:20:07,081
[Bob chuckles] And action.
501
00:20:08,449 --> 00:20:09,316
[gasps]
502
00:20:09,383 --> 00:20:10,751
[laughing]
503
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,286
[Bob] Oh, my God, that's great.
504
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,655
[Bob] Okay, Gigi, we got 20 minutes.
505
00:20:14,722 --> 00:20:15,656
What are we gonna do?
506
00:20:15,723 --> 00:20:18,292
Well, my product is called
Goode Night, Bitch.
507
00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:20,761
Um, it's a fragrance that doubles as
508
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:23,464
-a highly potent sleeping aid.
-[Bob] Okay.
509
00:20:23,864 --> 00:20:24,698
Knock me out.
510
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:28,569
Introducing Ru Co-lab's
newest fragrance and sleeping aid,
511
00:20:28,636 --> 00:20:30,004
Goode Night, Bitch.
512
00:20:31,138 --> 00:20:32,006
And cut.
513
00:20:32,973 --> 00:20:33,841
Good?
514
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,844
Um, I'd like to do one more time.
515
00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:38,912
Give me something different
with Goode Night, Bitch, okay?
516
00:20:39,346 --> 00:20:42,616
I mean, make Goode Night, Bitch
sound just even more important.
517
00:20:43,050 --> 00:20:43,884
Okay.
518
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:47,988
Introducing Ru Co-lab's
newest fragrance and sleeping aid,
519
00:20:48,055 --> 00:20:49,356
Goode Night, Bitch.
520
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,426
I feel like it's working,
Gigi, I feel sleepy.
521
00:20:53,027 --> 00:20:54,695
-Oh.
-I mean, you're very statuesque.
522
00:20:54,762 --> 00:20:56,430
I just need the statue to move a bit.
523
00:20:57,398 --> 00:20:58,799
-Hi, Bob.
-How are you, honey?
524
00:20:58,866 --> 00:21:01,568
Baby, I'm good,
ready to shoot this commercial.
525
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:02,803
-Yeah?
-This is gonna be a winning one.
526
00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:04,371
-It is?
-For sure, it's fun.
527
00:21:04,438 --> 00:21:06,006
[Jan] Here we go.
528
00:21:07,074 --> 00:21:09,143
Hey, girl, it's the high-energy,
529
00:21:09,209 --> 00:21:12,112
high-belting bitch from season 12.
530
00:21:12,179 --> 00:21:14,782
Wow, Jan-tastic.
531
00:21:15,582 --> 00:21:16,417
Wow.
532
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:18,152
All right, just know this.
533
00:21:18,218 --> 00:21:20,120
You're coming off very intense right now
534
00:21:20,187 --> 00:21:21,789
-Okay.
-[Bob] So, it's, like, I want
535
00:21:21,855 --> 00:21:23,757
a couple of different levels, all right?
536
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,159
-You got it.
-Take a breath.
537
00:21:25,225 --> 00:21:26,794
-You got it.
-Action.
538
00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:28,062
Hey, everyone.
539
00:21:28,128 --> 00:21:30,431
Introducing the all-enhancing spray
540
00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:33,333
to make your simple life Jan-tastic.
541
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,335
Breathe, Jan. Breathe, honey.
542
00:21:35,402 --> 00:21:36,904
-I'm sorry.
-It's okay.
543
00:21:37,404 --> 00:21:38,405
[Bob] Next scene, what do we got?
544
00:21:38,472 --> 00:21:40,474
[Jan] When I say "one," throw it on me
545
00:21:40,541 --> 00:21:41,442
and then on three I'll drop
546
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:43,944
so that it looks
like it's raining as I'm going down.
547
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,013
Oh, God. Are you really gonna drop?
548
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,881
Oh, yeah, girl. We getting down there.
549
00:21:47,948 --> 00:21:48,782
[screaming silently]
550
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:49,750
[Bob] Be careful.
551
00:21:49,817 --> 00:21:50,684
Let's do it.
552
00:21:50,751 --> 00:21:51,618
[whimsical music playing]
553
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:52,853
[thuds]
554
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,788
Oh. My head hurts.
555
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:58,392
I am truly throwing
everything but the kitchen sink
556
00:21:58,459 --> 00:22:00,461
at Bob to show him my personality.
557
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,196
-Are you okay?
-I'm great.
558
00:22:02,262 --> 00:22:03,831
-Wait, how many fingers?
-[chuckles] Two.
559
00:22:03,897 --> 00:22:05,666
[laughing]
560
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,302
[Bob] And action.
561
00:22:08,736 --> 00:22:11,105
Oh, hey, bitch. It's Jaida Essence Hall.
562
00:22:11,171 --> 00:22:12,406
Now I know what you're thinking,
563
00:22:12,473 --> 00:22:14,108
[muffled] damn, she's snatched.
564
00:22:14,174 --> 00:22:15,776
And you're right, I am.
565
00:22:15,843 --> 00:22:17,077
Wait, wait, wait, hold on one second.
566
00:22:17,144 --> 00:22:18,445
Wait, you hit your mic,
567
00:22:18,512 --> 00:22:21,448
-don't-- don't hit your chest.
-Oh, shit. Okay, got you. Thank you.
568
00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:22,983
Now I know what you're thinking,
569
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,318
damn, she's snatched.
570
00:22:24,384 --> 00:22:25,219
And you're right.
571
00:22:25,285 --> 00:22:26,153
[muffled] I am.
572
00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:27,554
Oh, fuck, I'm sorry.
573
00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:29,523
I'm sorry.
574
00:22:29,590 --> 00:22:31,058
I know what you're thinking,
575
00:22:31,125 --> 00:22:32,392
[muffled] damn, she's snatched.
576
00:22:32,459 --> 00:22:33,360
Don't hit your mic.
577
00:22:33,427 --> 00:22:35,996
-Oh, I keep--
-Yeah, I know, I know.
578
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,432
It's like Celine Dion, honey,
I get it. I wanna do it, too.
579
00:22:38,499 --> 00:22:40,134
Now I know what you're thinking,
580
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,869
damn, she looks snatched.
581
00:22:41,935 --> 00:22:43,170
And you're right, I am.
582
00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:44,304
Beautiful.
583
00:22:44,371 --> 00:22:45,272
Moving on.
584
00:22:45,339 --> 00:22:49,176
The artist formerly known
as Heidi N Closet.
585
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:50,511
Yes.
586
00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:52,713
Now, are you gonna be using any of
the furniture, any of these things--
587
00:22:52,780 --> 00:22:54,948
[Heidi] Yes, I need the pedestal
here for my lotion.
588
00:22:55,015 --> 00:22:55,949
Where's the lotion?
589
00:22:56,016 --> 00:22:57,151
The lotion.
590
00:22:57,217 --> 00:22:58,819
She puts the lotion in the basket.
591
00:22:58,886 --> 00:23:00,354
She puts the lotion in the basket.
592
00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:02,089
[Heidi] ...on the skin,
or else she gets the hose again.
593
00:23:02,156 --> 00:23:03,891
[laughing]
594
00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:06,927
So let's get
all the narration first, okay?
595
00:23:06,994 --> 00:23:08,428
-Okay, yes.
-Action.
596
00:23:08,495 --> 00:23:11,031
Are you tired of your skin being...
597
00:23:11,732 --> 00:23:12,599
Ooh.
598
00:23:12,866 --> 00:23:13,734
Take two.
599
00:23:15,302 --> 00:23:18,238
Are you tired of your skin
being thirsty and dry?
600
00:23:18,305 --> 00:23:22,442
Are you tired of not having
a so much of a tight downstairs?
601
00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:24,378
-Cut. Big, honey, big and funny.
-Okay.
602
00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:25,279
[Bob] Sell it.
603
00:23:25,379 --> 00:23:27,447
Sell it, Heidi, just like on the corner.
604
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,551
[Bob] Heidi is so funny.
605
00:23:31,018 --> 00:23:34,354
But she's making me laugh...
in between takes.
606
00:23:34,421 --> 00:23:38,859
As soon as you stop delivering your lines,
you are cracking me up.
607
00:23:39,326 --> 00:23:42,029
Give me more of what you're giving
when the camera turns off...
608
00:23:42,095 --> 00:23:43,630
-Okay.
-...on camera.
609
00:23:43,697 --> 00:23:45,499
-You got that?
-Yes.
610
00:23:45,566 --> 00:23:47,734
Forget about everything,
just let loose, Heidi. Go, girl.
611
00:23:48,735 --> 00:23:52,673
Now introducing
Heidi's Hydrates Multipurpose Lotion.
612
00:23:52,739 --> 00:23:53,607
Yes.
613
00:23:53,674 --> 00:23:56,210
Made from tears of a drag queen.
614
00:23:56,276 --> 00:23:58,612
[exaggerated sobbing]
615
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,416
Just go, get in there. Oh, God.
616
00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:05,285
[Heidi] Mama gots a lot of personality
617
00:24:05,352 --> 00:24:08,088
and if that's what they want on camera,
that's what I'm gonna give 'em.
618
00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:09,056
[screaming]
619
00:24:10,057 --> 00:24:12,226
[shudders]
The girls look okay?
620
00:24:14,228 --> 00:24:15,462
My Tyra Banks.
621
00:24:16,263 --> 00:24:18,065
Get in there, I gotta make money.
622
00:24:18,432 --> 00:24:20,968
I got 30 cents in my bank account.
623
00:24:21,034 --> 00:24:22,169
[screaming]
624
00:24:26,740 --> 00:24:28,375
[Heidi] Oh, she's a actress.
625
00:24:28,442 --> 00:24:30,244
She really is, right there.
626
00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:32,579
[Bob] Widow Von'Du, Throat….
627
00:24:32,646 --> 00:24:35,816
.Sounds like it could be
really fun and super exciting
628
00:24:35,883 --> 00:24:37,584
It's gonna be all about your delivery.
629
00:24:37,651 --> 00:24:38,619
All right, action.
630
00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:40,320
I am Widow Von'Du.
631
00:24:40,754 --> 00:24:41,755
Humanitarian.
632
00:24:42,789 --> 00:24:44,825
Oh, fuck, I forgot
the first couple of lines.
633
00:24:45,525 --> 00:24:46,793
Cut, let's start again.
634
00:24:47,628 --> 00:24:48,829
[Widow] I'm a little nervous
635
00:24:48,896 --> 00:24:51,832
and so I'm a little demure
for the first take
636
00:24:51,899 --> 00:24:54,935
'cause I'm trying to just
remember the shit that I wrote.
637
00:24:55,002 --> 00:24:57,170
Relax and action.
638
00:24:57,237 --> 00:24:59,473
Throat… is GMO-free...
639
00:25:00,173 --> 00:25:01,375
cruelty-free...
640
00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:05,145
Ooh, forgot the next line.
[chuckles]
641
00:25:05,946 --> 00:25:08,649
Oh, my Jesus.
642
00:25:09,182 --> 00:25:10,183
I'm nervous as shit.
643
00:25:10,651 --> 00:25:11,785
Just sell it for me.
644
00:25:11,852 --> 00:25:12,953
[clears throat]
645
00:25:13,020 --> 00:25:15,989
[Widow] I want to remember
everything I wrote,
646
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:20,060
but Ru's words are sitting
right on my frontal lobe.
647
00:25:20,127 --> 00:25:21,461
Throat…...
648
00:25:22,696 --> 00:25:24,531
Fuck. Can't remember.
649
00:25:25,632 --> 00:25:27,434
[Bob] So, let me just remind you
650
00:25:27,501 --> 00:25:30,871
that your droop ad needs to be memorable,
651
00:25:31,104 --> 00:25:32,606
impactful,
652
00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:35,842
and it needs to reflect your brands.
653
00:25:39,046 --> 00:25:42,716
-I love what you have on, by the way.
-Thank you, me too.
654
00:25:42,783 --> 00:25:44,217
All right, let's start. Wow me.
655
00:25:46,053 --> 00:25:47,821
Unh, unh. Oh, yeah.
656
00:25:47,888 --> 00:25:49,389
The magic mullet!
657
00:25:52,392 --> 00:25:54,227
Okay, perfect, um...
658
00:25:54,294 --> 00:25:55,562
Wait, what's happening?
659
00:25:55,629 --> 00:25:58,332
Well, I wanna start and then
kind of cut to the B-roll
660
00:25:58,398 --> 00:26:00,167
'cause I don't really
have anything to fill.
661
00:26:00,233 --> 00:26:01,935
-[Bob] Okay.
-In my vision.
662
00:26:02,002 --> 00:26:03,770
-Okay, honey.
-[Crystal] Now.
663
00:26:03,837 --> 00:26:05,672
I worked with a team of scientists
664
00:26:05,739 --> 00:26:09,076
to create a product that will turn you
into a fierce bitch like me
665
00:26:09,142 --> 00:26:10,410
in a matter of seconds.
666
00:26:10,978 --> 00:26:13,747
Um, I need just a table
that we can do science on.
667
00:26:13,814 --> 00:26:14,781
[laughing]
668
00:26:14,848 --> 00:26:16,750
[Bob] Is that a science table, Crystal?
669
00:26:16,817 --> 00:26:18,185
Oh, hot.
670
00:26:19,219 --> 00:26:20,087
[Crystal] Hurry.
671
00:26:20,153 --> 00:26:22,222
I am running around
like a chicken with its head cut off.
672
00:26:23,056 --> 00:26:23,924
[hammer banging]
673
00:26:23,991 --> 00:26:25,258
Hmm...
674
00:26:25,926 --> 00:26:28,228
I've gotta scramble
and get all these shots filmed
675
00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:30,998
because if I don't,
this commercial is gonna make no sense.
676
00:26:31,531 --> 00:26:33,800
We got seven minutes left,
we gotta power through it.
677
00:26:33,867 --> 00:26:36,570
Wow, Crystal, you're so
gorgeous and confident.
678
00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:39,940
Try to be a little different,
you're still giving me Crystal, okay?
679
00:26:40,007 --> 00:26:42,309
[in a deep voice] Wha-- Wow, Crystal.
680
00:26:42,376 --> 00:26:43,877
[laughing] I like it.
681
00:26:43,944 --> 00:26:45,679
Wow, Crystal,
682
00:26:45,746 --> 00:26:50,083
I wish I could be
as gorgeous and confident as you.
683
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:51,785
[laughing] Sounds like Cher.
684
00:26:51,852 --> 00:26:53,420
I think that was it?
685
00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:56,256
I don't really exactly know what that was.
686
00:26:56,790 --> 00:26:57,824
[Crystal] At the end of my shoot,
687
00:26:57,891 --> 00:27:00,060
I'm pretty sure that I got
all the shots that I need,
688
00:27:00,127 --> 00:27:01,661
but who knows?
689
00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:05,198
If not, this commercial
is not gonna make any sense.
690
00:27:06,566 --> 00:27:07,634
[upbeat music playing]
691
00:27:07,701 --> 00:27:08,668
[Jan] Here we go!
692
00:27:08,735 --> 00:27:11,538
It's my wedding day, I'm getting married.
693
00:27:11,605 --> 00:27:12,606
[Heidi] It's another day, honey.
694
00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:15,108
[vocalizing to "Wedding March"]
695
00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:18,578
So, today is elimination day
and somebody has to take their ass home.
696
00:27:18,645 --> 00:27:20,580
[Sherry] It's our wedding day.
697
00:27:20,647 --> 00:27:22,716
[screaming]
698
00:27:23,150 --> 00:27:25,619
[Crystal] Today's
runway theme is Black Wedding.
699
00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:27,254
I'm really excited for this runway,
700
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,389
I know that the other queens have got...
701
00:27:29,456 --> 00:27:30,323
very...
702
00:27:30,824 --> 00:27:33,226
expensive gowns,
703
00:27:33,293 --> 00:27:35,262
and my take is a little bit different
704
00:27:35,328 --> 00:27:37,164
and I'm hoping that it pays off.
705
00:27:38,665 --> 00:27:39,933
[upbeat music playing]
706
00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:41,435
[Jackie] Jan, how are you doing?
707
00:27:41,501 --> 00:27:42,436
I'm good.
708
00:27:42,502 --> 00:27:47,074
I feel like last week, obviously,
was a very emotional week for me.
709
00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:49,009
And I also wanna say, like, I...
710
00:27:51,078 --> 00:27:53,346
was just upset about Brita leaving
711
00:27:53,413 --> 00:27:56,049
because I have
such a high respect for her.
712
00:27:56,349 --> 00:27:58,485
[Jan] I don't want people to think that
713
00:27:58,552 --> 00:28:01,855
I'm upset that I didn't win.
714
00:28:01,922 --> 00:28:05,358
Because I'm genuinely upset the most
715
00:28:05,425 --> 00:28:07,060
about Brita leaving.
716
00:28:07,127 --> 00:28:08,795
I've known Brita for years.
717
00:28:08,862 --> 00:28:11,298
I've looked up to her since the first day
718
00:28:11,364 --> 00:28:13,467
that I started doing drag
in New York City.
719
00:28:13,867 --> 00:28:15,936
We competed against each other,
720
00:28:16,002 --> 00:28:19,773
and from that day, she's always been
such a cheerleader for me.
721
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,609
I know that other girls don't have
the same relationship that we do
722
00:28:22,676 --> 00:28:25,212
which is why I'm so emotional about it.
723
00:28:25,278 --> 00:28:30,083
Because I know the tremendous amount
of pressure and stress
724
00:28:30,150 --> 00:28:32,819
and effort that she puts into her drag.
725
00:28:32,886 --> 00:28:36,823
I'm not denying that I wasn't, like,
not thrilled that I didn't win.
726
00:28:37,657 --> 00:28:40,160
It just makes me wanna
work harder and show the judges
727
00:28:40,227 --> 00:28:42,896
that I'm not just somebody
who's gonna do well in a musical,
728
00:28:42,963 --> 00:28:46,766
I can do well in different
elements of this competition.
729
00:28:47,934 --> 00:28:49,269
And I think I did that this week.
730
00:28:50,904 --> 00:28:53,406
When Jan's frustrated
and in her head about things,
731
00:28:53,473 --> 00:28:55,142
[high-pitched] she jumps
into this little voice
732
00:28:55,208 --> 00:28:57,711
and you can tell that all of a sudden,
things aren't going well.
733
00:28:57,911 --> 00:29:00,247
[normal voice] I think this competition
has shaken her.
734
00:29:04,551 --> 00:29:07,487
I'm so happy
y'all are my season 12 sisters.
735
00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:09,789
[Sherry] Talking about sisters,
736
00:29:09,856 --> 00:29:13,693
anybody think that they can do
a good impression of one of your sisters?
737
00:29:14,594 --> 00:29:16,663
[imitating Jan] Um, hey guys.
738
00:29:16,730 --> 00:29:18,465
-[laughing]
-Really emotional this this week.
739
00:29:18,532 --> 00:29:19,366
[laughing]
740
00:29:19,432 --> 00:29:20,867
[imitating Jan]
Okay, everybody, I'm so excited
741
00:29:20,934 --> 00:29:22,235
we're in the Werk Room again today.
742
00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:23,937
Are you feeling the jantasy?
743
00:29:24,004 --> 00:29:26,806
[Heidi imitating Jan] Oh, my God,
I'm just here living my fantasy.
744
00:29:26,873 --> 00:29:29,209
-I know I look like a woman.
-Aaw.
745
00:29:29,276 --> 00:29:30,510
[laughing]
746
00:29:30,577 --> 00:29:31,811
[Jackie] What's happening in here, girls?
747
00:29:31,878 --> 00:29:35,382
We're doing impre-- Do you have any
impressions of any of the cast members?
748
00:29:35,448 --> 00:29:37,684
[imitating Crystal] Oh, I don't really
have any impressions of anyone,
749
00:29:37,751 --> 00:29:39,019
except for Crystal Methyd.
750
00:29:39,085 --> 00:29:40,654
[laughing]
751
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:41,855
[Widow] Oh, my God.
752
00:29:41,922 --> 00:29:43,089
Look, I'll be Aiden.
753
00:29:44,424 --> 00:29:45,458
[screaming]
754
00:29:46,126 --> 00:29:47,961
She just stopped talking.
755
00:29:48,028 --> 00:29:49,262
The ghost of Henny.
756
00:29:49,362 --> 00:29:50,297
[Imitating Aiden] Boo!
757
00:29:53,366 --> 00:29:55,268
["Cover Girl" by RuPaul starts playing]
758
00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:02,742
[RuPaul laughing]
759
00:30:06,746 --> 00:30:07,881
Cover girl
760
00:30:07,948 --> 00:30:10,183
Put the bass in your walk
761
00:30:10,250 --> 00:30:11,651
Head to toe
762
00:30:11,718 --> 00:30:13,353
Let your whole body talk
763
00:30:14,921 --> 00:30:16,289
And what?
764
00:30:16,790 --> 00:30:19,926
Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.
765
00:30:19,993 --> 00:30:23,196
Michelle Visage,
are you buying what I'm selling?
766
00:30:23,263 --> 00:30:24,831
Well, baby, you know me.
767
00:30:24,898 --> 00:30:27,500
If I can't sell it,
I'm just gonna sit on it.
768
00:30:27,567 --> 00:30:29,869
[laughing]
769
00:30:31,171 --> 00:30:33,006
-Miss Ruth Brown.
-Yes.
770
00:30:33,073 --> 00:30:35,742
The hilarious Ross Matthews.
771
00:30:35,809 --> 00:30:38,211
Now, Ross,
do you ever shop on droop?
772
00:30:38,278 --> 00:30:40,580
Uhh, only if I have a droopon.
773
00:30:40,647 --> 00:30:41,848
That stuff's expensive, Ru.
774
00:30:41,915 --> 00:30:43,650
[laughing]
775
00:30:44,084 --> 00:30:46,353
[RuPaul] And my friend Chaka Khan.
776
00:30:46,419 --> 00:30:47,988
Tell me something good.
777
00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:49,055
Um...
778
00:30:49,956 --> 00:30:51,057
A lot of money.
779
00:30:51,124 --> 00:30:52,792
[laughing]
780
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,495
[laughing]
781
00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:57,931
We love you,
thank you so much for coming.
782
00:30:57,998 --> 00:31:00,667
Thank you for having me here,
it's a pleasure to be here with you.
783
00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:04,804
This week we challenged
our queens to create a sickening product
784
00:31:04,871 --> 00:31:07,974
for the new drag lifestyle brand droop.
785
00:31:08,074 --> 00:31:09,943
And tonight on the runway
786
00:31:10,010 --> 00:31:12,679
category is Black Wedding.
787
00:31:14,281 --> 00:31:16,449
Gentlemen, start your engines,
788
00:31:16,516 --> 00:31:18,285
and may the best woman win!
789
00:31:19,886 --> 00:31:22,756
["Superstar" by RuPaul starts playing]
790
00:31:23,723 --> 00:31:26,192
Category is Black Wedding.
791
00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:28,128
Why it gotta be wedding?
792
00:31:28,194 --> 00:31:29,496
[chuckling]
793
00:31:29,663 --> 00:31:31,831
[RuPaul] First up J. Cox.
794
00:31:32,065 --> 00:31:34,701
[Michelle] She's making
a very veiled threat.
795
00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:37,137
[Jackie] My inspiration is
a beautiful bride
796
00:31:37,203 --> 00:31:39,272
waiting for her husband
to come back from war.
797
00:31:39,339 --> 00:31:41,174
"Darling? Are you coming back?
798
00:31:41,241 --> 00:31:44,110
I received the letter.
He's been killed in combat."
799
00:31:44,311 --> 00:31:47,347
The black wedding has become a funeral.
800
00:31:47,414 --> 00:31:48,581
[Chaka Khan] She's a good actress.
801
00:31:48,648 --> 00:31:50,250
[RuPaul] Yeah, I think
she's looking for Godot.
802
00:31:50,317 --> 00:31:51,885
[laughing]
803
00:31:52,819 --> 00:31:54,988
[RuPaul] Jan. Simply Jan.
804
00:31:55,055 --> 00:31:56,456
Looks gorgeous.
805
00:31:56,523 --> 00:31:58,391
[Ross] Um, Ma'am,
there's no smoking in here.
806
00:31:58,458 --> 00:31:59,559
[laughing]
807
00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:02,262
[Jan] I am dressed in so many layers
808
00:32:02,329 --> 00:32:05,398
of organdy, crinoline, sparkle, shimmer...
809
00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:08,201
I am feeling my jantasy hardcore.
810
00:32:08,268 --> 00:32:10,036
I take my ring off
811
00:32:10,103 --> 00:32:12,372
and I flip
this entire wedding on its head.
812
00:32:12,439 --> 00:32:13,907
[judges gasp]
813
00:32:13,973 --> 00:32:15,442
-[Ross] That's gonna hurt coming out.
-[RuPaul] Yeah.
814
00:32:16,109 --> 00:32:17,944
-[Chaka Khan] I love "I don't."
-[RuPaul] Uh-huh.
815
00:32:18,011 --> 00:32:19,446
[Michelle] Take that, Melania.
816
00:32:19,879 --> 00:32:21,514
[RuPaul] Jaida Essence Hall.
817
00:32:21,581 --> 00:32:22,949
[Michelle] Ah, she's rich.
818
00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:24,751
Black diamonds are forever.
819
00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:25,852
[Chaka Khan] Yes, darling.
820
00:32:25,919 --> 00:32:27,721
[Jaida] I am a trophy wife, honey.
821
00:32:27,787 --> 00:32:30,890
I am coming out here,
I finally got this fat ass ring
822
00:32:30,957 --> 00:32:32,926
that I have been waiting for all my life.
823
00:32:32,992 --> 00:32:35,829
I'm just ready to walk
down this aisle and get this money.
824
00:32:35,895 --> 00:32:36,763
I mean man.
825
00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:38,431
[RuPaul] Guess who's black in the house.
826
00:32:38,498 --> 00:32:39,432
[laughing]
827
00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:41,601
[Ross] She's a nice gay
for a black wedding.
828
00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:43,670
[laughing]
829
00:32:44,270 --> 00:32:45,238
[RuPaul] Gigi Goode.
830
00:32:45,772 --> 00:32:46,973
-[RuPaul] Oh, my God.
-[Ross] So pretty.
831
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,742
-[RuPaul] So gorgeous.
-[Ross] Next level.
832
00:32:48,808 --> 00:32:53,446
[Gigi] My silhouette is inspired by
the classic Christian Dior New Look.
833
00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:57,717
I'm cinched in the waist
and then just jutting out at the hips.
834
00:32:57,784 --> 00:33:02,122
I have my tiny little wedding ring
that you just have to squint to see
835
00:33:02,188 --> 00:33:04,591
'cause I can't overacessorize
in this type of look.
836
00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:07,594
[RuPaul] She loves some black tulle.
837
00:33:07,660 --> 00:33:09,529
-But who doesn't?
-[laughing]
838
00:33:09,596 --> 00:33:11,097
[RuPaul] Sherry Pie.
839
00:33:11,164 --> 00:33:13,833
In the library with the candlestick.
840
00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:16,002
[laughing]
841
00:33:16,069 --> 00:33:17,003
[Ross] Got a light?
842
00:33:17,070 --> 00:33:18,805
[laughing]
843
00:33:18,872 --> 00:33:21,608
[Sherry] My bride may or may not be dead.
844
00:33:21,674 --> 00:33:24,978
Letting the candle lead me
through the hallways
845
00:33:25,044 --> 00:33:27,247
of my dilapidated old mansion.
846
00:33:27,347 --> 00:33:29,215
She is looking for her wedding,
847
00:33:29,282 --> 00:33:32,085
but thank God she's got a candle,
'cause it's dark in here.
848
00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:34,354
[Ross] Michelle, can you candle this?
849
00:33:34,421 --> 00:33:35,555
[laughing]
850
00:33:35,622 --> 00:33:37,824
[Michelle] I don't think
I can candle this.
851
00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:38,758
-[laughing]
-Whoo.
852
00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:40,260
[RuPaul] Heidi.
853
00:33:40,527 --> 00:33:42,295
[Ross] Tiara? I hardly know ya!
854
00:33:43,062 --> 00:33:46,132
-[RuPaul] Heidi is the new black.
-[Chaka Khan] Heidi is the new black.
855
00:33:46,433 --> 00:33:49,169
[Heidi] I've chosen
this elegant black gown.
856
00:33:49,235 --> 00:33:52,105
it has this big cold shoulder piece
that wraps around me
857
00:33:52,172 --> 00:33:54,941
and, you know, makes me feel secure
'cause it's my wedding day.
858
00:33:55,008 --> 00:33:57,010
All eyes are on me at my wedding.
859
00:33:57,076 --> 00:33:59,746
Can't nobody take my day away from me.
860
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,882
[RuPaul] She done already
done drove hearses.
861
00:34:02,949 --> 00:34:04,751
[laughing]
862
00:34:05,485 --> 00:34:07,020
[RuPaul] The Widow Von'Du.
863
00:34:07,487 --> 00:34:09,656
[Michelle] She got a standing bovation.
864
00:34:09,722 --> 00:34:11,591
[RuPaul] She looks
like Mary Wilson a little bit.
865
00:34:11,658 --> 00:34:13,026
Kind of, sort of, I can see it.
866
00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:16,262
[Widow] I am wearing this sequinned gown
867
00:34:16,329 --> 00:34:19,499
with this beautiful giant train,
868
00:34:19,566 --> 00:34:22,569
and then when I take off
that mask, boom, bitch.
869
00:34:22,635 --> 00:34:23,770
Look at in my eyes.
870
00:34:23,837 --> 00:34:25,371
She ain't got no soul
871
00:34:25,538 --> 00:34:26,873
[Michelle] Peek-a-Ru.
872
00:34:27,373 --> 00:34:29,476
[Ross] She's registered
at Bed Black & Beyond.
873
00:34:29,542 --> 00:34:31,010
[laughing]
874
00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:33,012
[RuPaul] Crystal Methyd.
875
00:34:33,580 --> 00:34:34,981
[Ross] She's dying to get married.
876
00:34:35,048 --> 00:34:36,716
[Chaka Khan] Oh, Lord, have mercy, yes.
877
00:34:36,983 --> 00:34:38,785
[Crystal] I am serving an undead bride
878
00:34:38,852 --> 00:34:42,388
who just dug her way
out of her grave to find her love.
879
00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:44,123
I am loving my character.
880
00:34:44,190 --> 00:34:46,392
My gloves are even
ripped at the fingertips
881
00:34:46,459 --> 00:34:48,528
because when you die,
your nails keep growing.
882
00:34:48,595 --> 00:34:50,530
I am covered in dust.
883
00:34:50,597 --> 00:34:52,532
I think I look drop dead gorgeous
884
00:34:52,966 --> 00:34:55,401
-[Ross] Um, there's a shampoo for that.
-[laughing]
885
00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:56,669
[Michelle] Death becomes her.
886
00:34:56,736 --> 00:34:58,238
[laughing]
887
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:01,941
[RuPaul] Welcome, ladies.
888
00:35:02,008 --> 00:35:04,511
It is time for the judges' critiques.
889
00:35:04,577 --> 00:35:08,014
First up, Jackie Cox.
890
00:35:08,081 --> 00:35:10,416
Let's take a look
at your droop commercial.
891
00:35:12,318 --> 00:35:13,887
[Jackie] When you're out
at the discotheque,
892
00:35:13,953 --> 00:35:15,889
Does your snatch game got you down?
893
00:35:15,955 --> 00:35:18,424
Is your hoo-hoo looking more ho-hum?
894
00:35:18,491 --> 00:35:19,759
[laughing]
895
00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:21,594
Well, Jackie Cox has the solution.
896
00:35:22,028 --> 00:35:23,029
For you!
897
00:35:23,096 --> 00:35:26,866
Introducing Jackie's Magic Carpet Merkins.
898
00:35:28,234 --> 00:35:30,103
What is this merkin, you ask?
899
00:35:30,169 --> 00:35:31,671
Jackie Cox has the answers.
900
00:35:32,138 --> 00:35:32,972
For you!
901
00:35:33,206 --> 00:35:36,276
A merkin is a wig
for your very own cave of wonders
902
00:35:36,342 --> 00:35:38,545
originally worn by ladies of the night.
903
00:35:39,479 --> 00:35:40,346
Hookers.
904
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:45,084
Jackie's Magic Carpet Merkins
will spruce up any queen's look.
905
00:35:45,151 --> 00:35:48,354
Plus, that special man
in your life can wear it, too.
906
00:35:48,421 --> 00:35:49,489
Not there.
907
00:35:50,256 --> 00:35:51,124
There.
908
00:35:51,624 --> 00:35:54,827
Jackie's Magic Carpet Merkins
are a wish come true.
909
00:35:56,195 --> 00:35:57,063
For you!
910
00:35:57,130 --> 00:35:58,298
The carpets may not match the drapes.
911
00:35:58,364 --> 00:36:00,667
Droop is not responsible
for any rashes, hives, or gout
912
00:36:00,733 --> 00:36:02,335
that may occur from using
magic carpet merkins.
913
00:36:02,402 --> 00:36:03,970
Jackie Cox is not a genie.
914
00:36:04,270 --> 00:36:05,305
But don't tell her that.
915
00:36:05,672 --> 00:36:06,706
[laughing]
916
00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:09,509
[RuPaul] All right, Jackie,
let's go to the judges.
917
00:36:09,943 --> 00:36:12,045
Well, for starters,
I think you look really beautiful.
918
00:36:12,478 --> 00:36:14,380
I get who this woman is right away
919
00:36:14,447 --> 00:36:16,683
and I love that you were
telling a story on the runway, too.
920
00:36:16,749 --> 00:36:20,053
I actually
really enjoyed your infomercial.
921
00:36:20,119 --> 00:36:23,089
You had elements of the old school
in there with the, "For you!"
922
00:36:23,256 --> 00:36:25,291
And some really funny jokes that landed.
923
00:36:25,358 --> 00:36:27,093
Your whole infomercial was thought out,
924
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,561
from the way you wrote it,
925
00:36:28,628 --> 00:36:30,730
to knowing that you were gonna
turn to the camera
926
00:36:30,797 --> 00:36:32,765
and have that be a gimmick. Well done.
927
00:36:32,832 --> 00:36:34,133
I think you did a great job.
928
00:36:34,267 --> 00:36:36,235
Did she make you wanna buy a merkin?
929
00:36:36,703 --> 00:36:37,737
What is a merkin?
930
00:36:38,171 --> 00:36:39,572
[Michelle] The vagina wig.
931
00:36:42,475 --> 00:36:45,778
That's the best stuff
I've learned this year.
932
00:36:45,845 --> 00:36:47,246
[laughing]
933
00:36:47,313 --> 00:36:48,881
She's living the merkin dream.
934
00:36:48,948 --> 00:36:50,083
That's right.
935
00:36:50,850 --> 00:36:52,585
-Thanks, Jackie.
-Thank you, RuPaul.
936
00:36:53,086 --> 00:36:54,621
Up next, Jan.
937
00:36:54,687 --> 00:36:56,489
Simply Jan.
938
00:36:56,956 --> 00:36:58,191
Hey, everyone!
939
00:36:58,257 --> 00:37:00,960
it's the high-energy, high-belting
940
00:37:01,027 --> 00:37:04,497
highly positive bitch from season 12, Jan.
941
00:37:04,564 --> 00:37:06,332
Simply Jan.
942
00:37:06,633 --> 00:37:08,468
Have you ever wanted to...
943
00:37:08,534 --> 00:37:10,169
[moans]
944
00:37:10,536 --> 00:37:12,438
feel the Jan-tasy?
945
00:37:12,639 --> 00:37:14,774
Well, girl, now you can.
946
00:37:14,841 --> 00:37:16,809
Introducing Sure, Jan,
947
00:37:16,876 --> 00:37:20,213
the all-enhancing spray
that will make your simple life
948
00:37:20,279 --> 00:37:21,681
Jan-tastic!
949
00:37:21,748 --> 00:37:25,284
Tired of being the boring ugly sister
that can't get a buck?
950
00:37:25,351 --> 00:37:26,753
Ooh.
951
00:37:26,853 --> 00:37:27,854
Sure, Jan.
952
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,489
Jantastic.
953
00:37:29,822 --> 00:37:31,824
Tired of sounding like
a fucked up car motor?
954
00:37:31,891 --> 00:37:33,860
[screeching]
955
00:37:33,926 --> 00:37:34,761
[glass breaking]
956
00:37:35,995 --> 00:37:36,863
Sure, Jan.
957
00:37:36,929 --> 00:37:38,898
[vocalizing]
958
00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:40,400
Jan-tastic.
959
00:37:40,767 --> 00:37:44,137
Tired of sitting at home complaining
instead of doing something about it?
960
00:37:44,604 --> 00:37:45,471
Sure, Jan.
961
00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:47,774
Jantastic!
962
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,077
You can get Sure, Jan for $69.
963
00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:52,979
So, what are you waiting for?
964
00:37:53,046 --> 00:37:55,682
Feel the jantasy with Sure, Jan.
965
00:37:56,849 --> 00:37:59,519
Jan, you look
so gorgeous tonight.
966
00:37:59,585 --> 00:38:01,020
You look beautiful.
967
00:38:01,087 --> 00:38:02,855
Thank you so much.
968
00:38:02,922 --> 00:38:04,490
I love everything about this.
969
00:38:04,557 --> 00:38:06,125
I would wear that to my wedding.
970
00:38:06,526 --> 00:38:07,827
With your infomercial,
971
00:38:07,894 --> 00:38:11,764
between making you feel better
and then doing death drops,
972
00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:13,399
then you're gonna be a better singer.
973
00:38:13,466 --> 00:38:15,702
I think you tried to fit so much in
974
00:38:16,235 --> 00:38:17,537
that it became convoluted.
975
00:38:18,471 --> 00:38:19,338
Okay.
976
00:38:19,405 --> 00:38:20,940
I loved the puns in your video.
977
00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:22,141
-Thank you.
-[Ross] Everything with Jan.
978
00:38:22,208 --> 00:38:23,910
But you had so much energy
979
00:38:23,976 --> 00:38:25,611
that it started at a hundred
980
00:38:25,678 --> 00:38:27,547
and stayed there the whole time.
981
00:38:27,747 --> 00:38:29,248
We need peaks and valleys
982
00:38:29,315 --> 00:38:31,984
'cause we don't know where to go,
where to follow you, we get exhausted.
983
00:38:32,051 --> 00:38:32,885
Right.
984
00:38:32,952 --> 00:38:34,520
It was a little [trilling].
985
00:38:36,422 --> 00:38:38,991
Up next, Jaida Essence Hall.
986
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:41,861
Oh, hey, bitch.
987
00:38:41,928 --> 00:38:43,262
It's Jaida Essence Hall,
988
00:38:43,329 --> 00:38:45,498
terrible actress from Gay's Anatomy
989
00:38:45,565 --> 00:38:47,667
and world famous rich drag queen.
990
00:38:48,134 --> 00:38:49,502
Now, I know what you're thinking
991
00:38:49,569 --> 00:38:50,937
damn, she looks snatched.
992
00:38:51,104 --> 00:38:51,938
And you're right.
993
00:38:52,405 --> 00:38:54,273
But why the hell am I really here?
994
00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:56,242
Crotch got you down?
995
00:38:56,309 --> 00:38:57,777
Lumpy, bumpy tuck?
996
00:38:58,311 --> 00:39:00,213
Sticky mess and bubblegum crotch?
997
00:39:00,279 --> 00:39:01,114
Ouch!
998
00:39:01,180 --> 00:39:03,349
Then you need the Luxuratuck.
999
00:39:03,616 --> 00:39:06,085
At a modest $5,000 per pair,
1000
00:39:06,152 --> 00:39:09,055
these panties are sourced
from the silk of rare tarantulas
1001
00:39:09,122 --> 00:39:11,124
found in the Glamazonian rainforest.
1002
00:39:11,190 --> 00:39:13,392
And made for strength, stretch, luxury,
1003
00:39:13,459 --> 00:39:15,862
and pulling back those little lady bits.
1004
00:39:15,995 --> 00:39:17,196
Anaconda?
1005
00:39:17,497 --> 00:39:19,165
I don't even know her!
1006
00:39:19,232 --> 00:39:20,366
[laughing]
1007
00:39:20,533 --> 00:39:23,836
Each Luxuratuck is crafted with
a diamond encrusted monogram
1008
00:39:24,036 --> 00:39:27,306
and offer anyone who wants to
let the world know that you are indeed...
1009
00:39:27,473 --> 00:39:28,341
that bitch.
1010
00:39:28,808 --> 00:39:29,642
Get snatched.
1011
00:39:29,709 --> 00:39:31,944
From the front all the way to the back
1012
00:39:32,011 --> 00:39:33,379
with the Luxuratuck.
1013
00:39:33,813 --> 00:39:35,548
[laughing]
1014
00:39:36,182 --> 00:39:37,416
I love this look.
1015
00:39:37,483 --> 00:39:38,417
Thank you.
1016
00:39:38,484 --> 00:39:39,819
[Ross] Because it's so gorgeous,
1017
00:39:39,886 --> 00:39:41,587
I mean, any girl would want this dress,
1018
00:39:41,654 --> 00:39:43,456
and any man...
[laughing]
1019
00:39:43,523 --> 00:39:44,624
would want this dress, too.
1020
00:39:44,690 --> 00:39:47,326
You were so good in your infomercial.
1021
00:39:47,393 --> 00:39:49,462
Because right out of the gate
you made a joke
1022
00:39:49,529 --> 00:39:51,230
that let us know it was okay to laugh.
1023
00:39:51,297 --> 00:39:53,299
Terrible actress from Gay's Anatomy.
1024
00:39:53,366 --> 00:39:55,134
I think you're so freaking funny,
1025
00:39:55,201 --> 00:39:56,402
bitch.
1026
00:39:56,469 --> 00:39:58,471
[laughing]
1027
00:39:58,538 --> 00:39:59,705
And it's so funny.
1028
00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:02,675
You hit the jokes
where they needed to be,
1029
00:40:02,742 --> 00:40:05,611
so we actually had time to laugh
and continue to listen.
1030
00:40:05,678 --> 00:40:09,015
You are actually selling a real product
that I would probably buy.
1031
00:40:09,081 --> 00:40:10,149
Well you need one.
1032
00:40:10,216 --> 00:40:11,384
[Michelle] I do.
1033
00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:13,085
[laughing]
1034
00:40:13,152 --> 00:40:15,421
Up next, Gigi Goode.
1035
00:40:16,389 --> 00:40:17,256
Hi.
1036
00:40:17,390 --> 00:40:18,491
I'm better than you.
1037
00:40:18,558 --> 00:40:20,426
And in the rare case
you're anything like me,
1038
00:40:20,493 --> 00:40:22,562
you find it hard to get
a good night's sleep
1039
00:40:22,628 --> 00:40:24,297
after a long day of competing
1040
00:40:24,363 --> 00:40:26,866
for the title of
America's next drag superstar.
1041
00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:31,170
Introducing Ru Co-lab's
newest fragrance and sleeping aid,
1042
00:40:31,237 --> 00:40:32,438
Goode Night, Bitch.
1043
00:40:33,072 --> 00:40:35,741
With subtle notes of lavender,
1044
00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:37,076
horse tranquilizer,
1045
00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:38,010
and pine.
1046
00:40:38,077 --> 00:40:40,947
Goode Night, Bitch is designed
to help you fall asleep faster
1047
00:40:41,013 --> 00:40:42,582
and stay asleep longer.
1048
00:40:42,648 --> 00:40:44,684
[quietly] Possibly for days.
1049
00:40:45,418 --> 00:40:48,187
For just $18,500,
1050
00:40:48,254 --> 00:40:49,956
or roughly the prize money
1051
00:40:50,022 --> 00:40:52,992
for three maxi challenges
and two mini challenges,
1052
00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:55,695
you'll finally wake up
feeling fully rested
1053
00:40:55,761 --> 00:40:57,563
and only slightly constipated.
1054
00:40:58,030 --> 00:40:59,532
Don't just wait to fall asleep.
1055
00:40:59,599 --> 00:41:01,267
Get knocked the fuck out.
1056
00:41:01,334 --> 00:41:03,002
Goode Night, Bitch.
1057
00:41:04,604 --> 00:41:06,105
[snoring]
1058
00:41:07,006 --> 00:41:09,575
Tonight on the runway. My God.
1059
00:41:10,042 --> 00:41:12,211
Oof. Stunning.
1060
00:41:12,278 --> 00:41:14,480
You really
do look like a picture.
1061
00:41:14,814 --> 00:41:15,915
Picture perfect.
1062
00:41:16,382 --> 00:41:17,884
[Ross] Your infomercial
1063
00:41:17,950 --> 00:41:19,919
just felt a little clunky.
1064
00:41:20,887 --> 00:41:22,388
And it's like you couldn't
get your rhythm in it.
1065
00:41:22,455 --> 00:41:24,257
Goode Night, Bitch.
1066
00:41:24,323 --> 00:41:26,058
And that's where some
of the jokes were lost.
1067
00:41:26,125 --> 00:41:29,028
Like, even when you were
listing the ingredients, right?
1068
00:41:29,462 --> 00:41:31,163
You wanna end on the funny one.
1069
00:41:31,230 --> 00:41:32,231
Okay.
1070
00:41:32,298 --> 00:41:35,034
There's pine, this and horse tranquilizer.
1071
00:41:35,101 --> 00:41:37,270
O-ho-ho, that's when we laugh.
1072
00:41:37,336 --> 00:41:38,371
Meh...
1073
00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:40,306
on the video.
1074
00:41:41,841 --> 00:41:45,945
Up next, I hope y'all saved room
for some Sherry Pie.
1075
00:41:47,446 --> 00:41:49,849
[Sherry] Nothing better to do
than count your money?
1076
00:41:49,916 --> 00:41:52,418
I just have so much money.
1077
00:41:52,485 --> 00:41:54,120
I'm Sherry Pie,
1078
00:41:54,186 --> 00:41:56,589
and if you're tired
of counting your money,
1079
00:41:56,656 --> 00:41:59,191
then boy, oh, boy,
1080
00:41:59,258 --> 00:42:01,627
I have something that you can spend it on.
1081
00:42:01,694 --> 00:42:04,163
Sherry Pie's Aura Pie.
1082
00:42:04,630 --> 00:42:07,600
Sherry Pie's Aura Pie is all-natural
1083
00:42:07,667 --> 00:42:10,169
guaranteeing to turn any aura
1084
00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:12,738
from drab to fab!
1085
00:42:12,805 --> 00:42:14,941
I know what you're thinking...
1086
00:42:15,007 --> 00:42:16,309
Does this work?
1087
00:42:16,876 --> 00:42:18,511
What is an aura?
1088
00:42:19,011 --> 00:42:21,914
How did you become so good looking?
1089
00:42:21,981 --> 00:42:24,951
I don't know the answer
to any of those questions,
1090
00:42:25,017 --> 00:42:26,986
but I do know how much it costs.
1091
00:42:27,053 --> 00:42:30,323
$350 a slice.
1092
00:42:30,389 --> 00:42:32,992
The newest, hottest treat
1093
00:42:33,059 --> 00:42:35,494
for the financially elite.
1094
00:42:35,561 --> 00:42:37,330
Get yours now!
1095
00:42:39,732 --> 00:42:41,100
[RuPaul] All right,
let's go to the judges.
1096
00:42:41,167 --> 00:42:43,736
You're performing
with such ease in the infomercial,
1097
00:42:43,803 --> 00:42:46,305
but then I realize
we're about a half way through
1098
00:42:46,372 --> 00:42:47,606
before we get a joke.
1099
00:42:48,074 --> 00:42:49,408
-Yeah.
-[Ross] Right?
1100
00:42:49,475 --> 00:42:50,476
I don't know, it's like a race horse,
1101
00:42:50,543 --> 00:42:52,578
you just sort of trotted
the first half of the race.
1102
00:42:53,145 --> 00:42:54,013
Not gonna win that way.
1103
00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:58,150
I just wanted more from you,
especially in this challenge.
1104
00:42:58,217 --> 00:42:59,485
Tonight on the runway, however,
1105
00:42:59,552 --> 00:43:02,788
you gave us all of the extra more
that we were looking for.
1106
00:43:02,855 --> 00:43:05,057
-It was all very beautiful.
-Thank you.
1107
00:43:05,124 --> 00:43:06,826
Up next, Heidi.
1108
00:43:08,260 --> 00:43:11,564
Are you tired of your skin
being thirsty and dry?
1109
00:43:11,630 --> 00:43:13,699
Are you tired of having a not-so-tight...
1110
00:43:14,367 --> 00:43:15,468
downstairs?
1111
00:43:15,534 --> 00:43:19,505
Now introducing
Heidi's Hydrates Multipurpose Lotion
1112
00:43:19,572 --> 00:43:23,376
made from
[whistling] silks and satins,
1113
00:43:23,442 --> 00:43:26,112
as well as tears of a drag queen.
1114
00:43:26,178 --> 00:43:27,213
Mine!
1115
00:43:27,279 --> 00:43:28,514
-[thunder rumbling]
-[wailing]
1116
00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:30,850
Oh, God.
1117
00:43:32,051 --> 00:43:33,185
Get in there.
1118
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,656
Uses range from frying chicken
1119
00:43:37,723 --> 00:43:38,958
to waxing a car
1120
00:43:39,392 --> 00:43:41,193
and vaginal rejuvenation.
1121
00:43:41,260 --> 00:43:42,528
[gasps]
1122
00:43:43,629 --> 00:43:44,663
Thank you.
1123
00:43:45,331 --> 00:43:46,899
All this can be yours
1124
00:43:46,966 --> 00:43:49,568
for $699
1125
00:43:49,635 --> 00:43:51,570
[whispering] and 96 cents.
1126
00:43:52,571 --> 00:43:54,607
Heidi's Hydrates may cause hair loss,
1127
00:43:54,673 --> 00:43:56,108
[yelling]
mood swings
1128
00:43:56,575 --> 00:43:57,910
and uncontrollable flatulence.
1129
00:43:57,977 --> 00:43:59,945
-[farts]
-Ooh. Excuse me.
1130
00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:01,347
Heidi's Hydrates.
1131
00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:04,650
Bitch, I told you
it could cause hair loss.
1132
00:44:04,717 --> 00:44:06,452
[laughing]
1133
00:44:08,354 --> 00:44:10,990
Tonight on the runway,
I think this is a beautiful gown on you.
1134
00:44:11,057 --> 00:44:12,024
Thank you.
1135
00:44:12,091 --> 00:44:14,060
Let me tell you, that dress is cut
1136
00:44:14,126 --> 00:44:17,063
within an inch of all of our lives.
1137
00:44:17,930 --> 00:44:20,633
I mean, that's the cut for every woman.
1138
00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:25,371
You have this ability to show your heart.
1139
00:44:25,838 --> 00:44:27,306
Then we watch your video,
1140
00:44:27,606 --> 00:44:29,075
and you're hilarious, too?
1141
00:44:30,076 --> 00:44:33,512
It's just so fun to see
somebody who I instantly love
1142
00:44:34,180 --> 00:44:36,582
have all the goods to back it up.
1143
00:44:36,649 --> 00:44:38,084
The tear thing was hilarious,
1144
00:44:38,150 --> 00:44:40,486
the whistling through the teeth
when you were speaking.
1145
00:44:40,553 --> 00:44:43,222
It was so funny and so much fun to watch.
1146
00:44:43,289 --> 00:44:44,957
-So, Heidi.
-Yes?
1147
00:44:45,024 --> 00:44:46,792
First of all, you know
I'm gonna sue your black ass?
1148
00:44:46,859 --> 00:44:48,861
-Oh, boy, here we go.
-[laughing]
1149
00:44:48,928 --> 00:44:52,131
Lo and behold, this bitch
just done stole my idea.
1150
00:44:52,598 --> 00:44:54,867
That's a mark against you,
but at the same time,
1151
00:44:54,934 --> 00:44:57,369
it's a mark for you
because you are listening.
1152
00:44:57,837 --> 00:44:59,572
You did really good, very funny.
1153
00:44:59,638 --> 00:45:01,373
But just keep this in mind,
1154
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,777
I now own 51 per cent of Heidi's Hydrates.
1155
00:45:04,844 --> 00:45:06,445
[laughing]
1156
00:45:06,979 --> 00:45:10,416
[RuPaul] Up next, the Widow Von'Du.
1157
00:45:10,483 --> 00:45:11,717
All right.
1158
00:45:11,884 --> 00:45:12,751
Hello.
1159
00:45:13,052 --> 00:45:15,054
I am Widow Von'Du.
1160
00:45:15,754 --> 00:45:16,622
Humanitarian,
1161
00:45:17,289 --> 00:45:18,157
philanthropist,
1162
00:45:18,757 --> 00:45:19,592
organ donor.
1163
00:45:20,059 --> 00:45:22,027
Are you wanting to be a Broadway actress?
1164
00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:23,295
Maybe a singer?
1165
00:45:23,362 --> 00:45:26,999
Maybe you want to do some
extracurricular activities this weekend?
1166
00:45:27,466 --> 00:45:29,034
Wink, wink.
1167
00:45:29,468 --> 00:45:31,103
Well, have I got good news for you.
1168
00:45:31,170 --> 00:45:32,705
I introduce to you
1169
00:45:32,771 --> 00:45:35,808
my revolutionary
throat-coating spray Throat….
1170
00:45:35,875 --> 00:45:36,909
'Cause, bitch,
1171
00:45:37,409 --> 00:45:38,511
you're gagging.
1172
00:45:38,677 --> 00:45:42,381
Every bottle has a non-lethal dosage
of black widow venom
1173
00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:45,417
just to give you
that extra little tingling sensation
1174
00:45:45,484 --> 00:45:47,086
deep inside.
1175
00:45:47,153 --> 00:45:49,155
Throat… has so many different uses.
1176
00:45:49,855 --> 00:45:50,723
Mace.
1177
00:45:50,789 --> 00:45:51,624
[coughing]
1178
00:45:52,091 --> 00:45:53,125
Setting spray,
1179
00:45:53,192 --> 00:45:54,727
or even cleaning the kitchen.
1180
00:45:57,663 --> 00:46:00,032
You can coat your Throat… today.
1181
00:46:00,933 --> 00:46:02,701
'Cause you're gagging, bitches.
1182
00:46:04,236 --> 00:46:06,505
[Michelle] Tonight on the runway,
it was gorgeous.
1183
00:46:06,572 --> 00:46:08,240
I love the veil with the crystals.
1184
00:46:08,307 --> 00:46:10,843
That's hot.
I think that's really effective.
1185
00:46:10,910 --> 00:46:11,744
[Michelle] Mm-hmm.
1186
00:46:11,810 --> 00:46:14,146
In the infomercial, I felt like
you were just kind of sitting there
1187
00:46:14,213 --> 00:46:15,714
and matter-of-factly just saying things.
1188
00:46:17,650 --> 00:46:19,218
I needed a whole lot more funny.
1189
00:46:20,586 --> 00:46:21,921
I don't know what happened.
1190
00:46:21,987 --> 00:46:23,088
You see what I'm seeing, though, right?
1191
00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:23,989
Yes.
1192
00:46:24,056 --> 00:46:27,092
What was missing from the infomercial
1193
00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:28,360
was the joy.
1194
00:46:29,762 --> 00:46:31,397
Why do you think that happened?
1195
00:46:34,066 --> 00:46:37,036
I don't know, I-- I really don't know.
1196
00:46:37,102 --> 00:46:38,837
[sobbing]
1197
00:46:39,305 --> 00:46:41,207
It just seems like
something is crushing me
1198
00:46:41,273 --> 00:46:42,908
and I don't know what it is, and it just--
1199
00:46:42,975 --> 00:46:45,878
It's keeping me from doing better.
I don't-- I don't know.
1200
00:46:46,779 --> 00:46:49,448
This is
where it gets really, really tough.
1201
00:46:49,915 --> 00:46:53,786
This is where all of the self-doubt
and saboteur pops up
1202
00:46:54,119 --> 00:46:57,423
and tries to derail your path.
1203
00:46:57,890 --> 00:46:59,858
I really want to do well in front of
1204
00:46:59,925 --> 00:47:02,328
the judges, and especially
in front of Chaka Khan,
1205
00:47:02,394 --> 00:47:03,262
I waited...
1206
00:47:03,429 --> 00:47:06,966
forever to finally be
in the presence of you, and I'm--
1207
00:47:07,032 --> 00:47:10,035
-Oh, bless you.
-I wanted this, I wanted this so bad.
1208
00:47:11,170 --> 00:47:12,972
It's a bad review.
1209
00:47:13,038 --> 00:47:15,174
Don't take it too deeply to your heart.
1210
00:47:15,241 --> 00:47:17,843
This could be a turning point
for you, you know that?
1211
00:47:18,310 --> 00:47:19,812
I see great promise in you.
1212
00:47:20,679 --> 00:47:22,748
Hear what she's saying to you, Widow.
1213
00:47:23,082 --> 00:47:24,383
Hear it. And own it.
1214
00:47:24,450 --> 00:47:25,851
Really, 'cause this is important.
1215
00:47:25,918 --> 00:47:26,819
Thank you.
1216
00:47:29,722 --> 00:47:32,391
Up next, Crystal Methyd.
1217
00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:33,325
Boo!
1218
00:47:33,392 --> 00:47:34,593
[laughing]
1219
00:47:36,095 --> 00:47:39,398
Oh, hey, it's me,
Crystal Methyd, drag legend.
1220
00:47:39,465 --> 00:47:41,867
You know, people are always telling me...
1221
00:47:42,101 --> 00:47:43,736
Wow, Crystal,
1222
00:47:43,802 --> 00:47:48,040
I wish I could be
as gorgeous and confident as you.
1223
00:47:48,874 --> 00:47:51,910
Well, I've been working on a project
with a few scientists
1224
00:47:51,977 --> 00:47:54,246
that will turn you
into a fierce bitch like me
1225
00:47:54,313 --> 00:47:55,514
in a matter of seconds.
1226
00:47:55,981 --> 00:47:57,249
The Magic Mullet!
1227
00:47:57,516 --> 00:47:59,251
Made from a unique blend of hair
1228
00:47:59,318 --> 00:48:02,321
collected from the tails
of squirrels and raccoons.
1229
00:48:02,388 --> 00:48:06,125
Each headband is infused
with our advanced droop technology,
1230
00:48:06,191 --> 00:48:08,193
which releases hormones into the brain
1231
00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:10,562
to increase strength and sex drive.
1232
00:48:11,030 --> 00:48:14,767
The Magic Mullet is
super absorbent and dishwasher safe,
1233
00:48:14,833 --> 00:48:16,669
making it perfect for working out.
1234
00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:18,704
Don't waste years of your life
1235
00:48:18,771 --> 00:48:21,774
waiting for your hair to grow
long and beautiful like mine
1236
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,642
because you could die at any minute.
1237
00:48:23,709 --> 00:48:25,878
What are you waiting for?
1238
00:48:26,345 --> 00:48:28,881
Wow, thanks Magic Mullet.
1239
00:48:29,014 --> 00:48:32,551
The Magic Mullet. Get the party started.
1240
00:48:33,419 --> 00:48:34,887
[laughing]
1241
00:48:35,888 --> 00:48:37,690
I think this look is to die for.
1242
00:48:37,756 --> 00:48:39,124
[laughing]
1243
00:48:39,191 --> 00:48:41,827
I'm like
a horror film fanatic.
1244
00:48:41,894 --> 00:48:43,195
It all works, you look great.
1245
00:48:43,262 --> 00:48:44,129
Thank you.
1246
00:48:44,229 --> 00:48:45,331
And again, Crystal,
1247
00:48:45,397 --> 00:48:48,167
we get to see a different side
of your make up skills.
1248
00:48:48,867 --> 00:48:51,136
The Magic Mullet was really smart
1249
00:48:51,203 --> 00:48:53,305
because you've heard Ru
talk about your mullet
1250
00:48:53,372 --> 00:48:56,942
and you played on something
that you know he's obsessed with.
1251
00:48:57,009 --> 00:48:58,110
And you just sold it.
1252
00:48:58,177 --> 00:48:59,278
[Ross] It was hilarious.
1253
00:48:59,345 --> 00:49:01,447
My favorite shot was
when you were hammering the wig.
1254
00:49:01,613 --> 00:49:04,116
[laughing]
1255
00:49:04,183 --> 00:49:07,619
I just really wanted to let you all know
how silly and crazy I am, so.
1256
00:49:08,087 --> 00:49:09,822
-Oh, we know.
-[laughing]
1257
00:49:09,888 --> 00:49:11,957
-Thank you so much, Crystal.
-Thank you.
1258
00:49:12,024 --> 00:49:12,958
All right, ladies.
1259
00:49:13,392 --> 00:49:14,860
Since we're all together,
1260
00:49:15,494 --> 00:49:16,795
I'm gonna ask each of you...
1261
00:49:18,597 --> 00:49:19,498
Who should go home tonight?
1262
00:49:21,133 --> 00:49:22,267
And why?
1263
00:49:23,469 --> 00:49:25,404
Let's start with Jackie Cox.
1264
00:49:26,271 --> 00:49:27,706
If one of us has to go home,
1265
00:49:27,773 --> 00:49:30,142
I laughed the least at Widow's.
1266
00:49:31,276 --> 00:49:32,811
Jan, who do you think
should go home tonight?
1267
00:49:32,878 --> 00:49:35,080
I would have to say Widow as well.
1268
00:49:36,382 --> 00:49:37,416
All right, Jaida?
1269
00:49:38,117 --> 00:49:40,419
I would also have to say Widow.
1270
00:49:40,753 --> 00:49:41,653
[RuPaul] Gigi?
1271
00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:44,089
I agree with my sisters.
I would say Widow.
1272
00:49:44,156 --> 00:49:45,357
[RuPaul] All right, Sherry?
1273
00:49:45,424 --> 00:49:46,558
Widow.
1274
00:49:46,625 --> 00:49:48,660
[RuPaul] Heidi? What say you?
1275
00:49:50,095 --> 00:49:50,963
[whispering] Oh, God.
1276
00:49:51,663 --> 00:49:52,765
This is hard.
1277
00:49:53,298 --> 00:49:54,199
Say it.
1278
00:49:55,067 --> 00:49:57,169
She's one of my best friends here
1279
00:49:57,236 --> 00:49:59,705
and it's tearing me up to say this,
1280
00:49:59,772 --> 00:50:02,875
this is solely based off the video, Widow.
1281
00:50:03,642 --> 00:50:05,177
[RuPaul] All right. So, Widow,
1282
00:50:05,244 --> 00:50:07,479
who do you think
should go home tonight and why?
1283
00:50:12,418 --> 00:50:15,087
The only other video I saw
that was as bad as mine was Jan's.
1284
00:50:15,921 --> 00:50:16,989
[RuPaul] All right, Crystal
1285
00:50:18,323 --> 00:50:20,526
I've known Widow
since I started doing drag.
1286
00:50:21,226 --> 00:50:23,262
I didn't see Widow in that video.
1287
00:50:23,595 --> 00:50:25,164
I would have to say Widow.
1288
00:50:26,465 --> 00:50:28,901
Thank you, ladies, for your honesty.
1289
00:50:29,601 --> 00:50:31,937
While you untuck backstage,
1290
00:50:32,004 --> 00:50:33,639
the judges and I will deliberate.
1291
00:50:34,106 --> 00:50:35,908
You may leave the stage.
1292
00:50:37,242 --> 00:50:40,145
All right, now,
just between us squirrel friends
1293
00:50:40,212 --> 00:50:41,613
what do you think?
1294
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:43,015
Let's start with Jackie Cox.
1295
00:50:43,081 --> 00:50:45,517
[Michelle] Jackie Cox's
infomercial was a home run.
1296
00:50:45,584 --> 00:50:47,085
And it was clever, you know.
1297
00:50:47,152 --> 00:50:48,954
But you weren't familiar with the merkin?
1298
00:50:49,321 --> 00:50:51,590
No, I wasn't, and actually
it was an educational video.
1299
00:50:51,657 --> 00:50:53,091
[laughing]
1300
00:50:54,626 --> 00:50:55,494
[RuPaul] Jan.
1301
00:50:55,561 --> 00:50:58,297
She's like an excited kid
who just wants to please.
1302
00:50:58,764 --> 00:51:01,033
And please she does, she's very talented.
1303
00:51:01,099 --> 00:51:03,769
I just think that Jan is gunning too hard
1304
00:51:03,836 --> 00:51:06,138
and it's now coming back to bite her.
1305
00:51:06,205 --> 00:51:08,207
-I just need her to take a breath...
-Mm-hmm.
1306
00:51:08,273 --> 00:51:10,576
...and kind of focus and fine tune.
1307
00:51:11,043 --> 00:51:12,911
[RuPaul] Jaida Essence Hall.
1308
00:51:12,978 --> 00:51:14,313
She's hella funny.
1309
00:51:14,379 --> 00:51:16,114
She could be a comedian.
1310
00:51:16,315 --> 00:51:18,383
[Michelle] This girl is
the dark horse of the competition.
1311
00:51:18,450 --> 00:51:21,553
Every single week we see
another layer peeled away
1312
00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:23,789
and we see more and more Jaida.
1313
00:51:24,289 --> 00:51:25,891
[RuPaul] Gigi Goode.
1314
00:51:25,958 --> 00:51:29,228
She just... didn't have it
in the infomercial challenge.
1315
00:51:29,294 --> 00:51:31,430
It-- it just didn't work bottom line.
1316
00:51:31,497 --> 00:51:33,332
-Yeah.
-Or top line, I don't know her.
1317
00:51:33,398 --> 00:51:34,833
Yeah.
[laughing]
1318
00:51:35,367 --> 00:51:36,235
[RuPaul] Sherry Pie.
1319
00:51:36,301 --> 00:51:37,536
In her infomercial, listen,
1320
00:51:37,603 --> 00:51:40,205
it did not suck, it just
wasn't up to Sherry Pie level.
1321
00:51:40,672 --> 00:51:43,308
I don't think
it was a terrible week for her,
1322
00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:46,011
but there may be some room
for some of these other queens...
1323
00:51:46,078 --> 00:51:48,013
-Yeah.
-To step in front of her in line.
1324
00:51:48,247 --> 00:51:49,147
[RuPaul] Heidi.
1325
00:51:49,214 --> 00:51:50,048
She surprised me
1326
00:51:50,115 --> 00:51:53,285
because I didn't expect
to laugh so hard at her infomercial.
1327
00:51:53,352 --> 00:51:54,386
It was funny.
1328
00:51:54,453 --> 00:51:57,389
[RuPaul] The unexpected twist in rhythm
1329
00:51:57,456 --> 00:51:59,992
that makes something really funny.
1330
00:52:00,058 --> 00:52:01,527
She's amazing.
1331
00:52:01,593 --> 00:52:03,161
She's going to go far.
1332
00:52:03,695 --> 00:52:05,430
[RuPaul] Widow Von'Du.
1333
00:52:05,497 --> 00:52:07,499
She didn't do the very best commercial.
1334
00:52:07,933 --> 00:52:09,501
Wink, wink.
1335
00:52:09,568 --> 00:52:10,636
It came across as flat.
1336
00:52:10,702 --> 00:52:13,305
And we know Widow
to be big and boisterous.
1337
00:52:13,372 --> 00:52:14,606
We've seen this before, right?
1338
00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:17,376
When a great queen has a lot of momentum
1339
00:52:17,442 --> 00:52:20,145
and maybe they start thinking
about their position in the competition
1340
00:52:20,212 --> 00:52:22,814
and then that gets them
out of actually winning.
1341
00:52:22,881 --> 00:52:23,749
Yeah.
1342
00:52:24,049 --> 00:52:25,484
Crystal Methyd.
1343
00:52:25,784 --> 00:52:30,455
Crystal Methyd has done
the biggest 180 in this competition
1344
00:52:30,889 --> 00:52:33,458
That infomercial was freaking hilarious.
1345
00:52:33,525 --> 00:52:35,327
She's one of my favorites, of course.
1346
00:52:35,394 --> 00:52:36,328
Boo!
1347
00:52:36,395 --> 00:52:38,630
So exciting to see
what's happened with Crystal.
1348
00:52:38,697 --> 00:52:40,299
Pay attention to that one.
1349
00:52:40,365 --> 00:52:41,533
She's a threat.
1350
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:42,801
All right, silence.
1351
00:52:43,268 --> 00:52:44,937
I've made my decision.
1352
00:52:45,003 --> 00:52:48,006
Bring back my girls.
1353
00:52:49,107 --> 00:52:50,442
Welcome back, ladies.
1354
00:52:50,509 --> 00:52:52,611
I've made some decisions.
1355
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:59,117
Heidi. I loved your performance
so much this week,
1356
00:52:59,184 --> 00:53:00,352
I wanna marry it.
1357
00:53:01,620 --> 00:53:02,621
Crystal Methyd.
1358
00:53:02,688 --> 00:53:04,623
Your mullets were magic,
1359
00:53:05,090 --> 00:53:07,392
and your zombie gave us life.
1360
00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:10,228
Jaida Essence Hall.
1361
00:53:10,362 --> 00:53:11,964
Your anaconda don't,
1362
00:53:13,332 --> 00:53:14,967
but your Luxuratuck do.
1363
00:53:16,301 --> 00:53:17,536
Jackie Cox.
1364
00:53:17,603 --> 00:53:20,606
This week, your merkin was workin'.
1365
00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:23,008
Heidi.
1366
00:53:23,809 --> 00:53:26,044
Con-drag-ulations, you are
the winner of this week's challenge.
1367
00:53:26,111 --> 00:53:28,246
[cheers and applause]
1368
00:53:28,313 --> 00:53:31,516
[screaming] Yeah, I win. Oh, bitch.
1369
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:35,387
Heidi, you've won a cash prize of $5,000.
1370
00:53:35,454 --> 00:53:39,858
Thank you so,
[whistling] so very much.
1371
00:53:39,925 --> 00:53:41,660
[laughing]
1372
00:53:42,761 --> 00:53:45,063
Jaida, Crystal, Jackie,
1373
00:53:45,130 --> 00:53:46,431
you are all safe.
1374
00:53:47,232 --> 00:53:50,035
The four of you may step
to the back of the stage.
1375
00:53:54,673 --> 00:53:55,841
[tense music playing]
1376
00:53:58,110 --> 00:53:59,311
Gigi Goode.
1377
00:53:59,378 --> 00:54:01,880
On the runway,
you had a good night, bitch.
1378
00:54:01,947 --> 00:54:02,814
[chuckles]
1379
00:54:02,881 --> 00:54:05,917
But your commercial was... sleeper.
1380
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:09,688
You're safe.
1381
00:54:10,956 --> 00:54:11,857
Thank you.
1382
00:54:13,525 --> 00:54:14,960
Widow Von'Du.
1383
00:54:15,627 --> 00:54:17,929
On the runway, you were dazzling,
1384
00:54:18,597 --> 00:54:21,199
but your commercial
did not leave us gagging.
1385
00:54:22,534 --> 00:54:25,203
I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.
1386
00:54:28,073 --> 00:54:29,074
Sherry Pie,
1387
00:54:29,541 --> 00:54:31,877
the judges ate up your runway look,
1388
00:54:32,844 --> 00:54:35,447
but your Aura Pie was a little...
1389
00:54:35,681 --> 00:54:36,515
undercooked.
1390
00:54:38,216 --> 00:54:39,051
Jan,
1391
00:54:39,117 --> 00:54:41,186
we love your black wedding look,
1392
00:54:42,220 --> 00:54:43,422
but your commercial...
1393
00:54:44,890 --> 00:54:46,758
left us unsure, Jan.
1394
00:54:50,062 --> 00:54:51,096
Sherry Pie.
1395
00:54:53,365 --> 00:54:54,433
You're safe.
1396
00:54:59,204 --> 00:55:00,672
You may join the other girls.
1397
00:55:04,543 --> 00:55:08,413
Jan. I am sorry my dear,
but you are up for elimination.
1398
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:09,948
[Jan] I don't wanna go home.
1399
00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:12,451
I have so much more
to offer to this competition.
1400
00:55:12,517 --> 00:55:14,586
I'm not going down without a fight.
1401
00:55:15,754 --> 00:55:18,090
Two queens stand before me.
1402
00:55:18,156 --> 00:55:20,258
Prior to tonight,
you were asked to prepare
1403
00:55:20,325 --> 00:55:21,960
a lip-sync performance
1404
00:55:22,427 --> 00:55:24,129
of "This Is My Night"
1405
00:55:24,196 --> 00:55:26,498
by the legend Chaka Khan.
1406
00:55:27,199 --> 00:55:30,268
Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me
1407
00:55:30,335 --> 00:55:32,404
and save yourself
1408
00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:34,206
[echoing] from elimination.
1409
00:55:35,774 --> 00:55:36,808
The time has come...
1410
00:55:36,875 --> 00:55:37,809
[thunder rumbling]
1411
00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:39,711
for you to lip sync...
1412
00:55:40,912 --> 00:55:41,780
for...
1413
00:55:42,414 --> 00:55:43,348
your...
1414
00:55:43,582 --> 00:55:44,616
[echoing] life!
1415
00:55:46,885 --> 00:55:48,353
[Widow] I am not
1416
00:55:48,420 --> 00:55:50,021
going the fuck home.
1417
00:55:50,455 --> 00:55:51,456
Good luck
1418
00:55:52,090 --> 00:55:54,760
and don't fuck it up.
1419
00:55:54,826 --> 00:55:57,896
["This Is My Night"
by Chaka Khan starts playing]
1420
00:55:59,264 --> 00:56:01,266
I'm puttin' on my makeup
1421
00:56:01,833 --> 00:56:03,668
It's time to wake up
1422
00:56:03,735 --> 00:56:07,239
The owners of the night are calling me
1423
00:56:07,939 --> 00:56:10,208
I'm ready and I'm willing
1424
00:56:10,675 --> 00:56:12,410
To pull out the happy feeling
1425
00:56:12,711 --> 00:56:16,248
Something special's in the air for me
1426
00:56:16,948 --> 00:56:19,317
The night is mine
1427
00:56:19,384 --> 00:56:21,353
I'm gonna keep it just right
1428
00:56:21,419 --> 00:56:23,722
Gonna let this magic
1429
00:56:23,822 --> 00:56:27,526
Light, light, light, light, oh
1430
00:56:27,592 --> 00:56:29,928
This is my night
1431
00:56:30,629 --> 00:56:32,497
I'm gonna do it just right
1432
00:56:32,664 --> 00:56:35,300
I'm gonna let this magic shine
1433
00:56:36,535 --> 00:56:38,503
This is my night
1434
00:56:39,304 --> 00:56:41,273
I'm gonna do it just right
1435
00:56:41,406 --> 00:56:44,309
I'm gonna let this magic shine
1436
00:56:46,444 --> 00:56:48,980
I feel like winning
1437
00:56:49,047 --> 00:56:51,416
I don't know the reason
1438
00:56:51,483 --> 00:56:55,253
Something telling me to let it ride
1439
00:56:56,388 --> 00:56:59,858
[Jackie] Widow is really selling
the words and the emotion of this song
1440
00:56:59,925 --> 00:57:02,961
I think Chaka Khan's soul
has now entered Widow
1441
00:57:03,028 --> 00:57:04,996
and is coming alive one the stage.
1442
00:57:05,063 --> 00:57:08,633
Light, light, light, light, oh
1443
00:57:08,934 --> 00:57:10,902
This is my night
1444
00:57:11,636 --> 00:57:13,572
I'm gonna do it just right
1445
00:57:13,805 --> 00:57:16,408
I'm gonna let this magic shine
1446
00:57:17,676 --> 00:57:19,744
This is my night
1447
00:57:20,278 --> 00:57:22,414
I'm gonna do it just right
1448
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:25,317
I'm gonna let this magic shine
1449
00:57:26,484 --> 00:57:27,419
[cheering]
1450
00:57:29,454 --> 00:57:30,655
[laughing]
1451
00:57:30,722 --> 00:57:32,691
[Jan] I am pulling out my moves
1452
00:57:32,757 --> 00:57:34,860
and dancing the house down,
1453
00:57:34,926 --> 00:57:37,762
showing the judges how badly
1454
00:57:37,829 --> 00:57:39,197
I want to be here.
1455
00:57:40,131 --> 00:57:41,800
This is my night
1456
00:57:42,300 --> 00:57:44,536
I'm gonna do it just right
1457
00:57:44,603 --> 00:57:47,606
I'm gonna let this magic shine
1458
00:57:47,973 --> 00:57:49,741
Let it shine
1459
00:57:49,808 --> 00:57:51,509
This is my night, my night
1460
00:57:51,576 --> 00:57:53,278
I'm gonna do it just right
1461
00:57:53,345 --> 00:57:56,181
I'm gonna let this magic shine
1462
00:57:56,848 --> 00:57:59,684
Yeah
1463
00:57:59,751 --> 00:58:01,653
[cheers and applause]
1464
00:58:04,389 --> 00:58:05,490
Damn.
1465
00:58:07,592 --> 00:58:09,527
Ladies, I've made my decision.
1466
00:58:16,334 --> 00:58:18,970
Widow Von'Du, shantay, you stay.
1467
00:58:23,775 --> 00:58:24,843
[breathes deeply]
1468
00:58:26,144 --> 00:58:27,579
Widow, you may
join the other girls.
1469
00:58:27,646 --> 00:58:28,780
Thank you.
1470
00:58:29,681 --> 00:58:30,615
[RuPaul] Jan,
1471
00:58:30,682 --> 00:58:33,218
you are simply fabulous.
1472
00:58:34,653 --> 00:58:35,654
And never forget that.
1473
00:58:36,354 --> 00:58:37,222
Now,
1474
00:58:37,689 --> 00:58:38,623
sashay away.
1475
00:58:39,291 --> 00:58:42,460
Thank you so much
for this amazing opportunity.
1476
00:58:42,527 --> 00:58:44,062
I really did my best
1477
00:58:44,129 --> 00:58:46,164
and I hope to make you
proud in the future.
1478
00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:48,500
[applause]
1479
00:58:53,605 --> 00:58:56,541
America, world, thank you so much.
1480
00:58:56,608 --> 00:58:59,311
I hope you got to
get to know me a little bit more,
1481
00:58:59,511 --> 00:59:00,745
and everyone,
1482
00:59:00,812 --> 00:59:01,913
[moans]
1483
00:59:01,980 --> 00:59:05,517
get ready to feel the Jan-tasy.
1484
00:59:05,583 --> 00:59:06,751
Bye.
1485
00:59:06,818 --> 00:59:09,220
[cheers and applause]
1486
00:59:12,490 --> 00:59:13,358
[Jan] I made it.
1487
00:59:13,425 --> 00:59:15,060
I got to RuPaul's Drag Race.
1488
00:59:15,660 --> 00:59:18,063
The most disappointing thing
about being eliminated
1489
00:59:18,129 --> 00:59:19,431
is not making it to the top four.
1490
00:59:19,898 --> 00:59:22,801
I saw myself up there with the best girls.
1491
00:59:23,468 --> 00:59:25,737
One bad week and it could be your time.
1492
00:59:26,037 --> 00:59:27,973
Just disappointed that this was my week.
1493
00:59:28,039 --> 00:59:30,842
I look so good tonight. Damn.
1494
00:59:34,846 --> 00:59:37,082
[RuPaul] Con-drag-ulations, ladies.
1495
00:59:37,148 --> 00:59:39,317
And, remember,
if you can't love yourself,
1496
00:59:39,384 --> 00:59:41,219
how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?
1497
00:59:41,286 --> 00:59:42,787
Can I get an amen in here?
1498
00:59:42,854 --> 00:59:44,489
Amen.
1499
00:59:44,956 --> 00:59:46,891
All right,
now let the music play.
1500
00:59:46,992 --> 00:59:50,261
I am American, American
1501
00:59:50,328 --> 00:59:51,863
Red, white and blue
1502
00:59:51,930 --> 00:59:54,632
I am American, American
1503
00:59:54,699 --> 00:59:56,167
Just like you, too
1504
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:04,074
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1505
01:02:01,348 --> 01:02:02,949
[RuPaul]
Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race.
1506
01:02:03,016 --> 01:02:05,118
It's time for America's first
1507
01:02:05,185 --> 01:02:07,153
drag queen president.
1508
01:02:07,220 --> 01:02:10,657
You vow to make America what again?
1509
01:02:10,724 --> 01:02:11,725
Glitter again.
1510
01:02:11,791 --> 01:02:14,361
The facts are
her mullet is not even real.
1511
01:02:14,427 --> 01:02:15,729
[gasp]
1512
01:02:15,795 --> 01:02:17,464
Candidates, let's keep it civil.
1513
01:02:17,531 --> 01:02:20,300
[Widow] If she cannot win
the war against her beard,
1514
01:02:20,367 --> 01:02:23,270
how can she win the wars for America?
1515
01:02:23,336 --> 01:02:26,273
She done already done had herses.
1516
01:02:26,740 --> 01:02:29,743
You're trying to become
America's next drag superstar.
1517
01:02:31,011 --> 01:02:32,379
Now, I don't know what that's like.
1518
01:02:32,445 --> 01:02:34,414
[laughing]
1519
01:02:37,417 --> 01:02:41,588
I am American, American, American
1520
01:02:41,655 --> 01:02:44,491
I am American, American
1521
01:02:44,558 --> 01:02:46,092
Red, white, and blue
1522
01:02:46,159 --> 01:02:49,563
I am American, American, American
1523
01:02:49,629 --> 01:02:52,499
I am American, American
1524
01:02:52,566 --> 01:02:53,867
Just like you, too
1525
01:02:53,934 --> 01:02:57,437
Am-Am-Am-Am-Am-American
American, American
1526
01:02:57,504 --> 01:03:00,373
I am American, American
1527
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:01,975
Red, white, and blue
1528
01:03:02,042 --> 01:03:04,511
I am American, American
1529
01:03:04,578 --> 01:03:06,479
Just like you, too
1530
01:03:07,305 --> 01:04:07,576
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