1 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,506 RuPaul: Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race... 2 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:11,245 You're going to be making over Drag Race superfans. 3 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:14,214 -Surprise! -[cheering] 4 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:16,516 -Jackie Cox. -I liked it. 5 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:17,584 There are some looks 6 00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:20,254 that I'm head over heels in love with. 7 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:22,389 Heidi Afrodite. 8 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:24,858 She should have tied in with some sequins or something. 9 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,394 The family resemblance is kind of missing. 10 00:00:27,394 --> 00:00:30,030 Jaida Essence Hall. 11 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,733 You are stunning. 12 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:34,968 Con-drag-ulations. You are the winner of this week's challenge. 13 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:36,436 [applause] 14 00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:39,940 Heidi, shantay you stay. 15 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:44,344 Jackie Cox. 16 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:45,779 Shantay you stay. 17 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:48,982 [cries] 18 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:50,484 [applause] 19 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:53,987 No one is going home tonight. 20 00:01:02,029 --> 00:01:04,331 Ooh, Lord. 21 00:01:04,331 --> 00:01:07,768 Lord in heaven. 22 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:09,536 Heidi and I were both just given 23 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:12,472 the double save by Mama Ru. 24 00:01:12,472 --> 00:01:15,142 A genie only gets three wishes, and I've used up two. 25 00:01:15,142 --> 00:01:18,679 So this third one, we gotta make it count. 26 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:21,515 So, bitch, how y'all feeling about this lip sync? 27 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:23,083 I mean, when I thought I was going home 28 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,285 and Ru saved me, 29 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:29,022 I felt my entire heart 30 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:31,625 plummet into the bottom of my feet. 31 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:33,527 I thought last week I was feeling things. 32 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:35,662 This week, I'm feeling more things. 33 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:37,698 This is like RuPaul's Therapy Race. 34 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:39,166 I don't know what's happening to me. 35 00:01:39,166 --> 00:01:40,634 Jackie seems, like, positive, 36 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:42,869 almost like she had an "hepiphany" last night 37 00:01:42,869 --> 00:01:45,072 like the smoke cleared out of her head. 38 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,476 Is it not "hepiphany?"subtitles 39 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:50,811 Epiphany? 40 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:56,049 I've been saying it wrong this whole time. 41 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:57,351 Epiphany. 42 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:59,686 Bitch, learn something new every day I guess. 43 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:00,854 All right. 44 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,556 That's three wins for Miss Jaida, 45 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:03,890 two back to back. 46 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:05,659 It's, like, now I've had a win 47 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:08,729 for a dancing, musical kind of challenge. 48 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:10,330 I've had a win for an improv challenge. 49 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:12,899 Now I've had a win for a looks challenge. 50 00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:14,501 She's well-rounded. 51 00:02:14,501 --> 00:02:15,535 Well, I'm feeling, like, bitch, 52 00:02:15,535 --> 00:02:17,704 you're showing what you came to do, 53 00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:19,406 and the judges are loving it. 54 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:21,174 Jaida is really starting to inch her way 55 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:23,410 towards a secured spot in that top four. 56 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:25,812 I have definitely gotten a wake-up call. 57 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,280 I don't know what's been going on with me, 58 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,982 but I'm gonna snap the fuck out of it. 59 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,551 Honestly, right now I'm, like, a little shook 60 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:34,755 that we're just right back to six now. 61 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:36,089 I mean, I know we're like-- 62 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:38,091 obviously I'm so happy that you're still here 63 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:41,261 and I was very sad, to, you know, 64 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:42,763 have expected you to go. 65 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:44,998 But as soon as she said you were safe, 66 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,868 there was a moment in me where I was, like, really? 67 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:53,140 Only, because, I'm, like, okay, now we have to start over again. 68 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:54,441 -Oh, my God. -[laughs] 69 00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:56,076 I see how it is. 70 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:58,278 I thought y'all were gonna be happy 71 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:00,213 that I was still here, but clearly not. 72 00:03:00,213 --> 00:03:03,116 Look, when you send your friend off at the airport, 73 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:04,751 that doesn't mean you love them any less. 74 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:06,620 [all laugh] 75 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,288 The more girls who leave and go home, 76 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:10,857 the closer I get to winning my crown. 77 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:14,661 But if I have to whup on these girls again one more time, 78 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:16,730 then that's what I'm gonna have to do. 79 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:19,599 See you. Love you, though. 80 00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:23,036 RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race 81 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,538 receives a one-year supply 82 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:27,007 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics 83 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:30,911 and a cash prize of $100.000. 84 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:34,715 With extra-special guest judge Whoopi Goldberg. 85 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,016 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪ 86 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:37,284 ♪ May the best woman ♪ 87 00:03:37,284 --> 00:03:39,820 ♪ Best woman win ♪ 88 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:45,492 -Top six! -Top six! 89 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:47,260 [weak applause] 90 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:49,729 [laughs] It's a new day in the werkroom, 91 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,932 and she's starting to feel like a cat with nine lives. 92 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:54,267 You guys aren't feeling the fire? 93 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:57,437 You can call me Heidi Ho, Heidi Dooty, 94 00:03:57,437 --> 00:04:00,240 Heidi Hutton, Heidi Heidi Heidi, 95 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:04,311 Heidi Almighty, and now I'm Heidi Afrodite. 96 00:04:04,311 --> 00:04:05,912 Hello, hello, hello. 97 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,448 -Hi. -Hello. 98 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:11,585 Ladies, for today's mini challenge, 99 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,386 we're gonna have ourselves 100 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:15,422 a good old-fashioned bitch fest, 101 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,924 and we're gonna do it with puppets. 102 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:20,227 [cheers and applause] Why? 103 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:23,230 Because everybody loves puppets. 104 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:25,632 God, I miss this challenge. 105 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:27,434 [all laugh] 106 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,835 Here's how it works. 107 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:31,271 First, you reach deep inside that hole 108 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,572 and pick out a puppet 109 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:34,541 that represents one of your competitors. 110 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:36,643 Second, you drag it up. 111 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:40,614 Third, you and your puppet have a bitch fest. 112 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,816 First up, Crystal Methyd. 113 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,384 Okay. 114 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:46,686 No one's been in that hole for a long time, 115 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:48,221 so please be gentle. 116 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:49,756 [all laugh] 117 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:51,324 Jaida. 118 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:52,459 Gag. 119 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,995 Up next, Jackie Cox. 120 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:58,131 I got Sherry Pie. 121 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,533 Sherry Pie. 122 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:01,067 It's Heidi. 123 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:05,205 I'm wearing those same pants. Oh, God! 124 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:06,907 Heidi Afrodite. 125 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,642 I got Crystal Methyd. 126 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:11,011 [cheering] 127 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:12,846 Jaida Essence Hall. 128 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:14,848 It's Gigi. 129 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:17,217 Gigi Goode, go on over. 130 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:18,618 Dig deep. 131 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:23,657 Oh, surprise, surprise. Jackie Cox. 132 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:27,961 Ladies, you've got 20 minutes to drag up your puppet, 133 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:32,265 and you can use materials from the F&S Fabric wall. 134 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:33,433 Go! 135 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,103 Bitch, I just wanna make sure 136 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:38,805 I get the fashions right. 137 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:40,607 You better. 138 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:42,475 All right, ladies, time is up. 139 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:44,845 First up, Crystal Methyd 140 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:47,614 and her puppet Jaida Essence Hall. 141 00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:49,916 Let the bitch fest begin. 142 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:52,686 Hey, Jaida. I'm kind of confused. 143 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,654 What is it the essence of? 144 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:56,289 Girl, I'm confused, too. 145 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:57,424 I don't even know what's going on. 146 00:05:57,424 --> 00:05:58,858 I'm just trying to be Jaida. 147 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:01,161 Me, I'm trying to be myself all the time. 148 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:02,395 [laughs] 149 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:03,663 You know, I've gotten in trouble on the runway 150 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:05,665 for wearing the same pair of boots a few times. 151 00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:07,534 But how come you haven't been spotted for those earrings? 152 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,836 They're the same every time! [all laugh] 153 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:12,205 That's a low blow, and it's not a fact. 154 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:15,375 I've only worn the earrings twice. 155 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,843 Shady move. 156 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:19,446 Um...look over there. 157 00:06:19,446 --> 00:06:21,381 [all laugh] 158 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,083 Bye. 159 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,651 [all laugh] 160 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:26,886 Well, Gigi, that's a lovely dress you're wearing. 161 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,688 I think you look amazing today. 162 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:30,724 My mother and I have a very close relationship. 163 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:31,825 I love her so much. 164 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:34,628 We conceptualized this garment. 165 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:36,429 [all laugh] 166 00:06:36,429 --> 00:06:39,432 I love fashion. I love shoes. I'm amazing. 167 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:41,268 Well, you sound a lot like Maria the robot. 168 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:44,337 I am Maria the robot. 169 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:45,672 [laughs] 170 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:47,340 Hi, Heidi. How you doing? 171 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:50,644 Hi, Sherry. Very well--aah! 172 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:53,980 Aah! My hair fell off! 173 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:55,982 Does that puppet look soft and supple? 174 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:58,251 The level of this bitch. 175 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,920 Sherry, correct me if I'm wrong. 176 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,087 Is this the first time 177 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,390 you're not dressing up as an old lady? 178 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:06,993 Well, yes. I'm not old. I'm from New York. 179 00:07:06,993 --> 00:07:08,228 Sherry, I'm from New York, too. 180 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:10,196 Really? I've never seen you before in my life. 181 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:11,765 Sherry! [all laugh] 182 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:12,832 It seems you're on the branding. 183 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:14,768 Yes, my name is Sherry Pie. 184 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,036 That's why I'm holding a pie. 185 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,637 Force-feeding America! Rraagghh! 186 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:19,673 [all laugh] 187 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:23,276 Sherry, what did I tell you about chewing the scenery? 188 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,377 Sure. 189 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:25,712 What was your name again? 190 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:28,381 [all laugh] 191 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:31,451 Say hello, Jackie. 192 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,721 I commend you on your attempt to make your makeup better. 193 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:36,022 Thank you, thank you. 194 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:39,159 I've tried really dialing it down 195 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:41,995 on the five o'clock shadow, as you can see. 196 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,296 I can see that. 197 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,432 You've really tried to cover that up, haven't you? 198 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:46,800 Yeah. 199 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,435 [laughs] 200 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,941 So where do you live right now, Jackie Cox? 201 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:57,010 Well, I'm a current resident of New York City. 202 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:59,346 And where are you from? 203 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:00,647 I'm from Canada. 204 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,649 You might know that from my political debate. 205 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,685 All I want to do 206 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:09,089 is sink further and further and further down. 207 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:11,458 I'm keeping my puppet up high. 208 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:14,494 Crystal Methyd. Whoo! 209 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,529 Let's talk about this garment you're wearing. 210 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:19,232 You know, I just like to go to the local thrift store 211 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:22,068 and just throw it on my body and hope for the best. 212 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:24,471 It surely has been working for you. 213 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:26,973 I think what the judges are looking for from you 214 00:08:26,973 --> 00:08:29,376 is to start relying on what's in your head 215 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:31,044 and not what's on your mullet. 216 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:33,179 -[laughs] -You know what, Heidi? 217 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,448 I think it's time for you to go back in the closet. 218 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:36,583 Thank you. 219 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:38,284 This is now the Crystal show. 220 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:40,487 Mullets! Mullets! Mullets! 221 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:42,555 [all laugh] 222 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:47,727 Ladies, the winner of today's mini challenge is... 223 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:48,862 Jackie Cox. 224 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:52,999 Oh! This is my third mini challenge win. 225 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:55,702 Does this add up to a maxi challenge win? 226 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:58,405 Ladies, playtime is over, 227 00:08:58,405 --> 00:09:01,307 but showtime is just about to begin. 228 00:09:01,307 --> 00:09:03,877 For this week's maxi challenge, 229 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,446 your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent 230 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:08,381 will be center stage 231 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:13,219 as you create and perform your own one-woman-- 232 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:16,456 or should I say one-drag-queen show? 233 00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:17,891 [all laugh] 234 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,660 #DragRace. 235 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:22,796 Now, you can play multiple characters 236 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,898 or just be yourself. 237 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,266 Anything goes. 238 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:29,569 Now, you'll be performing in front of a live audience. 239 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:33,072 And Jackie Cox, you won the mini challenge, 240 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:35,508 so you get to create the show order. 241 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,177 -Oh. -Oh. 242 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:40,346 Now, later today, you'll be coached 243 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:44,818 by this week's extra-special, EGOT-winning guest judge... 244 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,153 Whoopi Goldberg. 245 00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:50,190 [screaming] Oh, my God! 246 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:52,258 The Color Purple is one of my favorite 247 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,726 of all time movies. 248 00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:57,430 Whoopi is like some sort of transcendent deity 249 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,699 of, like, Earth. 250 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:01,034 I'm trying to be like a Whoopi. 251 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,203 Now, Whoopi's big break came 252 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:08,441 when she wrote and performed her one-woman show on Broadway. 253 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,176 So take notes, ladies. 254 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:12,045 Gentlemen, start your engines, 255 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,380 and may the best woman win. 256 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:18,485 So, listen, since I'm in charge, 257 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,286 the only thing I'm gonna say 258 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,921 is I would like to go first. 259 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:23,756 I just don't want to close the show. 260 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,725 I'll tell you that. 261 00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:27,727 I think Sherry does not want to go last 262 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,662 because Sherry knows that the end 263 00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:31,664 is usually a bad position. 264 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,833 Nobody wants the butt slice of bread. 265 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,502 I'll tell you that. 266 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:37,537 I wouldn't mind, going, like, second or third. 267 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:39,072 I'd like to go third. 268 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:41,374 I'm with Jaida. I wanna go kind of in the beginning. 269 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,877 I would like to go somewhere in the middle as well. 270 00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:48,047 Girl, not everyone can be in the middle. 271 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:49,916 So what are you thinking, boss? 272 00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:52,585 Well, okay. So I think I'll go first. 273 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:56,823 Then Crystal. And then I think Heidi next. 274 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,491 I would be okay going third. 275 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,728 And then does anyone feel comfortable closing the show? 276 00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:02,762 'Cause someone's got to. 277 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:10,403 Jaida, I know you didn't, like, want to be last. 278 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:13,873 Girl. 279 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:15,675 I mean, I don't care at this point. 280 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,278 If it's gonna be funny, bitch, it's gonna be funny. 281 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,547 All right, Jaida signed up for it. 282 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:23,316 So I have Heidi followed by Gigi 283 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,985 followed by Sherry, and closing out the show, 284 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:27,420 Miss Essence Hall. 285 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,255 Yeah. 286 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:30,456 Poor Jaida. 287 00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:32,091 [laughs] 288 00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:35,195 I know she is not liking that spot, 289 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,329 especially going after Sherry. 290 00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:38,831 That's a hard spot to fill. 291 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:40,934 Speak now, 'cause I don't want people to come back 292 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,268 and tell me things are shady later. 293 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:44,637 I'm okay with my spot. 294 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,106 Okay. 295 00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:48,841 Ooh, Jaida. 296 00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,209 You're in danger, girl.end act 297 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,315 Hi, Jackie Cox. 298 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,550 Hello. 299 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,219 It's time for us to meet with our coaches 300 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,254 for our one-woman shows, 301 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,623 and I get to meet Whoopi Goldberg. 302 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,624 Aah! 303 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,459 I am beyond thrilled to meet you. 304 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,794 Oh, thank you. 305 00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,596 I'm a huge Star Trek nerd. 306 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:12,465 and I wanted to be Guinan when I grew up. 307 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:15,935 -Yeah. -I do a lot of Star Trek drag. 308 00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,470 So performing for Whoopi Goldberg, 309 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,439 I am freaking out. 310 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,107 What are you getting ready to do? 311 00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:26,312 The concept is Drag Race 101: A Brief Herstory. 312 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,081 -Let's get to it. -All right. 313 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,583 Look, this show's been on forever. 314 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,452 Has anyone been watching since the first season? 315 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,553 -No. -Yes. 316 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:34,721 Some of you yes, some of you no. 317 00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:37,257 That's okay. Professor Jackie Cox is here. 318 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,059 You know, this show has been on for 12 seasons. 319 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:41,127 So much has changed, you know, 320 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,563 starting with this vaseline filter 321 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,498 that covered the lens that first season. 322 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:46,933 It was, like, you could barely make out 323 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,201 what was happening. 324 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:51,771 Jackie, this is gonna get somewhere soon, right? 325 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,407 Fuck, shit. 326 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,409 We'll get there, I promise. 327 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,410 All right. 328 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,312 Now, see, what you guys don't know 329 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,447 is when there isn't a live studio audience here, 330 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,950 this is actually a shark-filled moat. 331 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,552 Whenever any of us wears any amount of green, 332 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:07,820 we get those eyes from Michelle Visage 333 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,689 and all of a sudden that shark fin starts bobbing up. 334 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,991 [hums theme from Jaws] 335 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,294 ♪ Dun-dun-dun ♪ Don't eat me, shark! 336 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:19,966 Shit, fuck, shit. 337 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,834 This isn't how I wanted this to go. 338 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:24,470 I don't know. There's a disconnect for me somewhere, 339 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:27,240 and it's in the humanity of it. 340 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:30,510 I feel like I don't know who you are. 341 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:33,946 Take yourself out of this stand-up idea. 342 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:37,116 I don't do stand-up because I'm not that funny. 343 00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:39,385 But I can tell a mean story. 344 00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:41,821 And I need to know who are you? 345 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,056 That's what I want. 346 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,692 What do you want me to know about you? 347 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:48,661 You've got five minutes to make us love you. 348 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:53,366 I think I try so hard to be, like, 349 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,735 who I think I have to be all the time. 350 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,036 Yeah, and you don't. 351 00:13:57,036 --> 00:14:00,206 Yeah, and I'm thinking of everything you're saying. 352 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:01,240 I'm thinking of all the things 353 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,875 that my mom said to me growing up. 354 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,644 which were the opposite things 355 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:05,645 than what my dad said to me growing up. 356 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,280 And, like, how Jackie Cox 357 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,215 is, like, somewhere in the middle of those things. 358 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:10,483 Yes! 359 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:13,386 The truth is, when people are super vulnerable, 360 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:14,387 you fall in love with them. 361 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,888 That's the hard part, 362 00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:17,523 is being willing to be honest. 363 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,227 I now need to synthesize 34 years of my life 364 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,663 into a three- to five-minute story, 365 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,131 and make it happen. 366 00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:26,299 Thank you. 367 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,000 I'll take you to a cookout with my family 368 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,069 and how they all act and nonsense 369 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:32,071 and cutting up and misbehaving. 370 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:34,273 Are you going to behave like some of them? 371 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:35,441 I will be, yes. 372 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,376 I'll be trying to act like my grandmother, 373 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:41,013 my cousin Slick, Lil Boo-boo. 374 00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:42,448 And I have-- who is the last person? 375 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:43,750 Oh, Uncle Rob. 376 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,152 He's the drunk of the family. 377 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:47,420 Can we see a little bit of him? 378 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,823 Hey, party in the house. 379 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,592 What's to eat--oh. 380 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,360 Oh! 381 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,962 Oh, God. 382 00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:58,164 You know, no drunks move like that. 383 00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,332 Right. 384 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:03,035 You know, when people are standing like that, 385 00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:05,204 you just trying to stay up. 386 00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:07,173 So you holding out 387 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:08,674 'cause you think the air's 388 00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,443 gonna keep you from falling over. 389 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,611 [all laugh] 390 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,780 Concentrating on saying, 391 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,715 "I'm not... 392 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:16,749 drunk." 393 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,786 -[RuPaul laughs] -I'm not...drunk. 394 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,420 There you go. 395 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,757 If you don't want to do a character, 396 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,092 but you want to allude to it, 397 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,860 you just yell, "Shut up, Boo!" 398 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:28,895 [all laugh] 399 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:31,230 That's fantastic advice. 400 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,398 And take your time. 401 00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:33,966 Let us fall in love with these characters. 402 00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,001 Don't rush 'em. 403 00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:36,169 And all the stuff 404 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,937 that you wanna put into everybody's mouth, 405 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,539 now's the time to do it. 406 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,774 [laughs] 407 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,442 I was gonna try 408 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:48,014 a character that is a male exotic dancer. 409 00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:50,016 Oh. 410 00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:51,984 -[laughs] -Okay. 411 00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:53,352 Are you gonna do it in drag? 412 00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:56,956 Yes. Something I've been struggling with this whole time 413 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,692 is that sometimes I don't go all the way in, 414 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:02,695 and I really wanna make sure that I make people laugh, 415 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:05,064 which that's what I really like to do, so... 416 00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:06,766 So make it fun for you, 417 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:09,735 and don't worry about if it's funny to me. 418 00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:10,903 'Cause what's funny to me 419 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,672 may be funny to the person over there, 420 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,307 -but not that one. -Yeah. 421 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,442 Can you show us one of the strip moves? 422 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:19,345 I'm trying to just, like, really try 423 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:21,647 and come up with the movements. I don't really-- 424 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,516 How do you think El Debarge would move? 425 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,618 Um... 426 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,119 probably... 427 00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:29,488 ♪ To the beat of the rhythm of the night ♪ 428 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,959 [laughs] 429 00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:33,960 It's funny. 430 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,194 Like that. 431 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:36,162 See, you do have it. 432 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,263 Yeah. 433 00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,698 And you talk about going. You went there. 434 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,433 You know how to do the swim? 435 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,968 Uh-huh. 436 00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:42,969 Do you know how to do the jerk? 437 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:48,074 [both laugh] 438 00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:49,342 Please do that. 439 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,811 Please do that. 440 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,947 I thought of making a psychic goldfish. 441 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:57,450 -Psychic goldfish. -Yes. 442 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,986 I'm going to be dressed all in black 443 00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,187 except for here. 444 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,788 Oh, you're the goldfish. 445 00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,991 -Yes. -Oh. 446 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:07,093 When I turn, I'm like... 447 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,563 -Do you have jokes? -Yes. 448 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:14,467 I imagine being, like, my name is Madam Bubbles. 449 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,802 I used to be a large, but thanks to Bait Watchers, 450 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,070 I've gotten that down to a medium. 451 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,439 -Uh-huh. -No? 452 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:23,175 It's high concept, and we the audience, 453 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:24,210 we just wanna laugh. 454 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,647 You could be this other character 455 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,216 who channels the psychic vibrations of the fish, 456 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,717 and that frees you up 457 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,253 from having to do the gills, you know what I mean? 458 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,489 It's like I'm not funny at all. 459 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,590 [laughs] 460 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:40,493 I'm giving you a full-on skit 461 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,560 with a character, telling you a story. 462 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,662 -Really? -Yes. 463 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,530 Well, who is this character? 464 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:47,500 She's a flight attendant on the plane to hell. 465 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,468 Wow. 466 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:50,469 Can we see a little bit of it? 467 00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:53,439 Yes. Hi, and welcome aboard 468 00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:57,343 Brimstone Airways Flight 666 non-stop to hell. 469 00:17:57,343 --> 00:18:00,046 That's right. Based on your track record on earth, 470 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,781 you've bought yourself a one-way ticket 471 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,115 to your impending doom. 472 00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:06,852 -Okay. -Not quite? 473 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:09,088 It seems a little memorized and rote. 474 00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:12,591 -Can you put the paper down? -Sure. 475 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:15,194 Oh, God. Okay. Was not prepared for this. 476 00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:16,896 Should have been, but I wasn't. 477 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,698 Hmm... 478 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,032 All right. 479 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:23,035 Now, for today's flight-- Oh, let me try that again. 480 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,404 I... [sighs] 481 00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:28,007 I really get caught up in my head 482 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:30,476 when I have to think on my feet, 483 00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:33,412 so I really wanted to write an entire script-- 484 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,281 You don't have enough time. 485 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,283 -Okay. -So improv. 486 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,018 Don't think about it. 487 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,820 Say whatever comes out of your mouth. 488 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:44,624 [sighs] 489 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,660 I had a different impression 490 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,830 of what this challenge was going to be, 491 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:54,767 and I was so confident about what I came up with. 492 00:18:54,767 --> 00:19:00,072 And I just feel very, um... thrown off. 493 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,208 I'm sorry. 494 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,809 I don't feel like I'm one to get in my head. 495 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,345 Don't think it. Just do it. 496 00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:09,682 Ru and Whoopi keep just telling me 497 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:12,752 like, you know, just, like, think on your feet. 498 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,387 You can do this. It's just improv. 499 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:17,056 And, like, my mind just doesn't work that way. 500 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,291 You've already said to yourself you can't. 501 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,127 -I know. -And you can. 502 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,128 You're gonna be fine. 503 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,896 -Thank you. -Bye. 504 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,364 I just don't know what I'm going to do. 505 00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,102 Okay. So the first time 506 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,838 that my father ever met my boyfriend 507 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,206 was my 20th birthday. 508 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,307 I was super excited. 509 00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:37,343 He's coming over, and my father 510 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,544 is giving him a little eye from the side. 511 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,012 And I'm, like, oh, my God. 512 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,981 I don't know what's gonna go down, but-- 513 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,416 Can I stop you? 514 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:45,618 You have a tendency to talk really fast. 515 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:46,786 Yeah. 516 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,287 Give us an opportunity to fall in love with you 517 00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:51,090 and to see the character that you're doing. 518 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,091 Like I said, like, most-- 519 00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:53,292 Slow down. 520 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,294 Yeah. I'm sorry. I just, like, 521 00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:58,030 I always talk really excited. 522 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,199 That's just, like, within my DNA, 523 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,400 so I'm just trying to work on, like, 524 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,169 making sure that I'm, like, pacing myself. 525 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:05,838 Think of it as a flower. 526 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,973 It starts to open, 527 00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:09,975 and then there's another part, 528 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:12,578 and then another part and another part. 529 00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:15,214 And it's all of that information 530 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,216 in this small period. 531 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,552 -That's what this is. -I see what you're saying. 532 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,720 -Yeah. -Cool. 533 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,721 Do you have any more questions for Whoopi? 534 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,523 You know, I don't even have questions. 535 00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:26,792 It's, like, uhh. 536 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,395 I don't want to get emotional, 537 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,497 but when Ru told us that you would be here, 538 00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:33,399 it was, like, miraculous 539 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:36,502 because preparing to come here, 540 00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:39,038 I constantly would listen to The Color Purple soundtrack, 541 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:43,576 and this competition is almost exactly like 542 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,311 the journey of Celie in the movie. 543 00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,146 You go through all these really, really hard times, 544 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:50,649 but on the other side of it, there's so much joy. 545 00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:52,251 So it's like a sign to me 546 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,420 that you would be here today 547 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,122 -And I'm, like, oh, my God. -Come here. Come here. 548 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,556 Goddamn it, come here. 549 00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,659 -Oh, my God. -All right. 550 00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:04,597 For Whoopi to, like, make that kind of connection with me 551 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,965 is just, like, everything right now. 552 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,200 -Thank you so much for that. -Thank you. 553 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,903 And I just feel like that's just, like, a huge sign 554 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,405 that maybe something's good gonna happen, 555 00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:14,406 or maybe that's a sign I'm going home. 556 00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:17,076 I don't know. [both laugh]end act 557 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,547 Ooh, is it time to make the magic? 558 00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:23,949 Today we're gonna be performing our one-woman shows 559 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,918 in front of Ru, Whoopi, and the judges. 560 00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:28,354 I think the other girls don't see me as a full threat 561 00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:31,857 because I'm just weird and kooky. 562 00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:35,060 But I have worked my way from the bottom 563 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:37,997 to a consistent top in this competition, 564 00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:40,799 and I just really want to win a challenge 565 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,202 before the top four is picked. 566 00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:45,771 Heidi: Is everybody ready and excited? 567 00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,006 I don't know. 568 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:48,808 I'm completely changing my concept from yesterday. 569 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,476 Oh, shit. 570 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:53,746 And we'll see if it works. 571 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:57,383 And it's probably the most personal thing I've done 572 00:21:57,383 --> 00:21:59,318 so far in this competition. 573 00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:04,557 I'm going to be doing impressions of my parents, 574 00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:07,827 who are total characters in their own right. 575 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,628 I don't know if my mom 576 00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:12,631 is going to love this impersonation of her. 577 00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:14,900 She doesn't know I do drag. 578 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,571 My mom has said things to me in the past 579 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:22,641 that have really hurt me in profound ways 580 00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:25,578 that I think I'm still not fully healed from. 581 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:28,013 A big part of that has to do 582 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,182 with her not really accepting that I'm gay. 583 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,718 I still care about what she thinks, 584 00:22:32,718 --> 00:22:33,986 even though I know 585 00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:38,657 that I'll never get 100% of the approval 586 00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:40,826 that I've wanted my whole life from her. 587 00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:43,529 So I've really changed the whole thing, 588 00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,097 and it's gonna be... 589 00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:48,534 something else. 590 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:49,935 But I'm excited. 591 00:22:49,935 --> 00:22:51,837 The fact that, you know, like, 592 00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:54,874 we're all doing such different concepts 593 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,942 is, like, okay, well, who's gonna be stronger than the other 594 00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:59,912 and what makes us stronger than the other? 595 00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:01,513 I feel like I have so much more work to do 596 00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:03,616 than anybody else in this entire group. 597 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:06,619 I don't know what to do with the feedback that I got. 598 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,587 I am terrified. 599 00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:10,589 I don't want to look like an idiot. 600 00:23:10,589 --> 00:23:13,726 I don't want that ooh-ooh-ooh moment on stage. 601 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:17,429 It's not until you hear somebody's whose job 602 00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:21,100 is literally to guide you through your own self 603 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:24,837 say, you know, this does not feel very you. 604 00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:26,705 I think what I do is I convince myself 605 00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:28,574 that self-doubt is not there, 606 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:31,443 and it obviously is. 607 00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:34,246 Internally I compare myself to others all the time. 608 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,081 I'm always very hard on myself. 609 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,349 That's why I always feel like 610 00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:40,286 outwardly I need to look as pristine as possible. 611 00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:41,887 It's just something to deal with later 612 00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:43,289 that never gets dealt with. 613 00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:46,325 And I think now is the time to attack it head-on 614 00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:48,193 'cause we only get one chance, 615 00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:50,496 and I don't want to fuck it up. 616 00:23:50,496 --> 00:23:52,965 I'm actually really excited going into this challenge. 617 00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:55,501 Really,it's just me basically telling the story 618 00:23:55,501 --> 00:23:56,669 about my family. 619 00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:57,970 The hardest part of this challenge 620 00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:01,273 i knowing that I'm going to be disowned by my family 621 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:04,510 at the end of this. [laughs] 622 00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:07,079 Fun fact, though. The day I started my very first job-- 623 00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:08,647 She's about to go running to one of her little stories 624 00:24:08,647 --> 00:24:11,350 about little Ramseur. 625 00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:13,252 -Oh, bitch. -The Rose Nylund of the season. 626 00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:16,088 -Who is Rose Nylund? -Oh. 627 00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:18,891 Jaida Essence Hall. 628 00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:20,526 What I did? 629 00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:25,097 Is this bitch serious? 630 00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:26,532 The Golden Girls? 631 00:24:26,532 --> 00:24:27,733 Oh, okay, bitch. Well, look... 632 00:24:27,733 --> 00:24:29,201 [laughs] 633 00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:31,603 I'm thinking that's some bitch from New York City they know. 634 00:24:31,603 --> 00:24:33,172 I don't know who that is. 635 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:34,606 My bad. 636 00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:36,742 -Jaida. -Look over there. 637 00:24:36,742 --> 00:24:37,876 [all laugh] 638 00:24:37,876 --> 00:24:39,078 Oh, bitch. 639 00:24:44,850 --> 00:24:47,052 [RuPaul laughs] 640 00:24:50,055 --> 00:24:53,759 ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 641 00:24:53,759 --> 00:24:58,030 ♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪ 642 00:24:58,030 --> 00:24:59,932 And what? 643 00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:03,135 Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race. 644 00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:04,536 Look at you, Ru. 645 00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:06,772 What a difference a day makes. 646 00:25:06,772 --> 00:25:09,508 Yes, a little lip gloss and mascara. 647 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,844 This week we challenged our girls 648 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,746 to create and star 649 00:25:13,746 --> 00:25:16,949 in their very own one-drag-queen shows. 650 00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:18,350 And on the runway, 651 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,553 category is The Color Purple. 652 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,290 Gentlemen, start your engines, 653 00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:26,992 and may the best woman win.end act 654 00:25:28,594 --> 00:25:30,996 [cheers and applause] 655 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:33,232 Michelle, is that Dahlia? 656 00:25:33,232 --> 00:25:35,300 Yes. 657 00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:37,169 She's stalking us. 658 00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:39,905 The Big Pink Furry Box Theater 659 00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:41,774 presents Jackie Cox, 660 00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:44,810 Between Two Parents. 661 00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:48,447 Hello. Hello. 662 00:25:48,447 --> 00:25:49,448 [applause] 663 00:25:49,448 --> 00:25:52,551 Now, it may be hard to believe 664 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:53,886 from what you see in front of you, 665 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:57,089 but both of my parents are scientists. 666 00:25:57,089 --> 00:26:01,093 My father is a mild-mannered Canadian 667 00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:03,295 with a very dry sense of humor. 668 00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:04,963 My mother is from Iran, 669 00:26:04,963 --> 00:26:06,832 and like many immigrant parents, 670 00:26:06,832 --> 00:26:09,268 had a very clear list of things 671 00:26:09,268 --> 00:26:11,503 that she wanted me to accomplish 672 00:26:11,503 --> 00:26:13,439 to fulfill her dreams, 673 00:26:13,439 --> 00:26:15,274 top of which is become a doctor. 674 00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:18,377 And nowhere on this list 675 00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:20,813 was drag queen. 676 00:26:20,813 --> 00:26:22,815 Bouncing between these two households-- 677 00:26:22,815 --> 00:26:24,983 my parents clearly did not stay married-- 678 00:26:24,983 --> 00:26:28,687 was something that challenged me in many different ways. 679 00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:30,055 Take my mother, for instance. 680 00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:32,758 I'm maybe 12 years old watching the TV. 681 00:26:36,728 --> 00:26:38,597 [Iranian accent] What is this? 682 00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:43,902 I do not approve of these Spice Girls. 683 00:26:43,902 --> 00:26:47,306 This is too sexy-mexy. 684 00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:49,308 Go to your room and go study your book 685 00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:51,043 on male anatomy. 686 00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:53,745 Well, you don't have to tell me twice. 687 00:26:53,745 --> 00:26:55,614 [all laugh] 688 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,516 [applause] 689 00:26:57,516 --> 00:27:01,086 So I hear you are interested in performing 690 00:27:01,086 --> 00:27:02,354 and music and dancing. 691 00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:04,523 I believe in you. Okay, first things first. 692 00:27:04,523 --> 00:27:06,992 We're gonna start with ballet and then jazz and then tap 693 00:27:06,992 --> 00:27:10,362 and then all other dancing starting from flamenco to salsa. 694 00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:11,497 Dad, this is a lot. 695 00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:14,099 I don't know if that's what I want to do. 696 00:27:14,099 --> 00:27:15,167 But a few years later, 697 00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:17,669 I started to get a little bit of an idea. 698 00:27:17,669 --> 00:27:20,239 Me and a few friends sneak out 699 00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:22,541 and we drive down to Chicago Gay Pride, 700 00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:25,310 and that's when I see them for the first time. 701 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:27,513 They look eight feet tall, 702 00:27:27,513 --> 00:27:30,349 giant high heels, giant hair. 703 00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:31,817 These aren't just women. 704 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:35,154 These are drag queens, and I'm mesmerized. 705 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:38,490 I decide to take home a little souvenir, 706 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:41,159 a beautiful white feather boa 707 00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:43,295 with sparkly parts in it, too. 708 00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:44,496 I get home, sneak that boa, 709 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:48,634 hide up in the topmost corner of my closet. 710 00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:56,542 [Iranian accent] What is this? 711 00:27:56,542 --> 00:27:58,043 [all laugh] 712 00:27:58,043 --> 00:27:59,578 If my mom can get past the fact 713 00:27:59,578 --> 00:28:02,648 that I'm a drag queen on national television, 714 00:28:02,648 --> 00:28:06,818 hopefully she'll get over this impression of her. 715 00:28:06,818 --> 00:28:08,287 And what have I figured out? 716 00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:10,055 Having someone in your corner 717 00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:12,891 who is always cheering you on and believes in you, 718 00:28:12,891 --> 00:28:14,526 that's love. 719 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,328 And I learned that having someone 720 00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:18,230 who always wants to make sure 721 00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:20,065 that nothing bad will ever happen to you, 722 00:28:20,065 --> 00:28:21,099 that's real love. 723 00:28:21,099 --> 00:28:23,435 And I also learned 724 00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:25,837 to hide that feather boa a little better. 725 00:28:25,837 --> 00:28:29,741 [cheers and applause] 726 00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:30,776 Thank you, guys. 727 00:28:30,776 --> 00:28:33,779 [cheers and applause] 728 00:28:33,779 --> 00:28:36,315 I'm a little worried having to follow this act 729 00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:38,083 because she definitely put a lot of herself 730 00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:39,284 and her heart in it, 731 00:28:39,284 --> 00:28:44,823 and I'm not playing myself at all. 732 00:28:44,823 --> 00:28:46,658 Next, Crystal Methyd 733 00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:52,064 in Phenomenal Phil, Exotic Dance Instructor. 734 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:54,766 Thank you. Thank you. 735 00:28:54,766 --> 00:28:58,570 How we doing tonight, ladies? 736 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,606 [cheers and laughter] 737 00:29:00,606 --> 00:29:03,175 All right. Well, I'm Phenomenal Phil, 738 00:29:03,175 --> 00:29:06,278 exotic dance instructor to the stars. 739 00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:08,580 I worked with Channing Tatum. 740 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,649 I taught him how to do the Worm. 741 00:29:10,649 --> 00:29:13,552 [screaming] 742 00:29:13,552 --> 00:29:16,021 I've also taught Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson 743 00:29:16,021 --> 00:29:18,090 how to do The Sprinkler. 744 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,659 [screaming] 745 00:29:20,659 --> 00:29:24,730 I even taught Betty White how to do The Jerk. 746 00:29:24,730 --> 00:29:27,633 [all laugh] 747 00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:31,903 Are you all ready to start Philling yourselves? 748 00:29:31,903 --> 00:29:33,171 -Yes! -Yes! 749 00:29:33,171 --> 00:29:35,007 I brought you moves 750 00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:39,177 from my dance training DVD Phil Me Up. 751 00:29:39,177 --> 00:29:41,580 [all laugh] 752 00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:44,082 This first move is The Litterbox. 753 00:29:44,082 --> 00:29:45,484 [all laugh] 754 00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:49,287 Get yourself in the mind of a pussycat. 755 00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:54,192 And then you get that soiled sand, like, out of here. 756 00:29:54,192 --> 00:29:55,894 Get it out! 757 00:29:55,894 --> 00:29:58,196 [all laugh] 758 00:29:58,196 --> 00:30:00,832 And then we're gonna dump it, okay? 759 00:30:00,832 --> 00:30:03,168 -Oh! -Get it out. 760 00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:04,436 Phil it up. 761 00:30:04,436 --> 00:30:07,039 We're not done yet. 762 00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:08,573 We probably got some on our legs, 763 00:30:08,573 --> 00:30:11,810 so do a little bit of this, 764 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,945 a little bit of that. 765 00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:16,448 All right, Crystal. She's killing it out here. 766 00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:18,150 [cheering] 767 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,284 We might have to change her name 768 00:30:19,284 --> 00:30:21,853 to Phenomenal Phil after this performance. 769 00:30:21,853 --> 00:30:23,588 This is my big money-maker. 770 00:30:23,588 --> 00:30:27,025 It's the Brazilian Banana Inspector. 771 00:30:27,025 --> 00:30:31,797 Start up, and just find the banana in the tree. 772 00:30:31,797 --> 00:30:33,598 I think they grow on trees. 773 00:30:33,598 --> 00:30:35,367 [all laugh] 774 00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:37,769 Pull it down, and then you gotta make sure 775 00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:40,472 you work the nips on the way down. 776 00:30:40,472 --> 00:30:42,307 So here, give it a little bit... 777 00:30:42,307 --> 00:30:44,409 Gimme a little bit of that, 778 00:30:44,409 --> 00:30:46,845 and then we work it down to the hips. 779 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:49,181 [cheering] 780 00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:51,650 [laughter and applause] 781 00:30:51,650 --> 00:30:52,951 All right, everybody, 782 00:30:52,951 --> 00:30:55,353 I think that's about all the time I have for today. 783 00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:57,189 I'll be in the back selling my DVD, 784 00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:58,490 but only for about 20 minutes, 785 00:30:58,490 --> 00:31:01,793 because I'm performing at a bar mitzvah later. 786 00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:04,596 [all laugh] 787 00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:06,932 -Thank you! -Bye, Phil! 788 00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:11,503 Up next, Heidi Afrodite. 789 00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:12,504 Whoo! 790 00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:16,408 In Cookout With Your Cheeks Out. 791 00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:19,177 Ooh, y'all look so good. Y'all look so good. 792 00:31:19,177 --> 00:31:21,913 I really just want to give y'all some of my hometown living. 793 00:31:21,913 --> 00:31:24,783 The first member of my family I want you to meet 794 00:31:24,783 --> 00:31:25,884 is my grandmother. 795 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,219 She's the one who raised me, 796 00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:29,121 and she really... 797 00:31:29,121 --> 00:31:30,355 hates everyone. 798 00:31:30,355 --> 00:31:32,057 [all laugh] 799 00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:33,692 Let me introduce you to Grandmother. 800 00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:38,363 'Bout time all y'all got here in my house. 801 00:31:38,363 --> 00:31:41,666 Now, y'all best stop opening up my door and stuff. 802 00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:44,636 I don't pay to air-condition the outside. 803 00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:50,442 Oh, Lord, have mercy, here comes Sharon 804 00:31:50,442 --> 00:31:53,445 with that nasty-ass potato salad. Oh, Lord. 805 00:31:53,445 --> 00:31:55,680 [all laugh] 806 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,984 Hello, hello, everyone. 807 00:31:58,984 --> 00:32:00,118 Oh, how are you all doing? 808 00:32:00,118 --> 00:32:02,254 I brought the potato salad. 809 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,355 Don't worry. 810 00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:05,190 Imma put it right here in the middle. 811 00:32:05,190 --> 00:32:09,861 Now, Sharon, I done told you about that potato salad. 812 00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:11,530 You don't season it, 813 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:14,366 you don't put the right potatoes in it, 814 00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:17,102 you don't even put mustard in it. 815 00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:21,706 [gasps] How dare you talk about my potato salad! 816 00:32:21,706 --> 00:32:25,310 And there's always Uncle Rob, the drunk. 817 00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:29,347 Why y'all-- [hiccup] 818 00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:33,218 Why y'all fighting? 819 00:32:34,853 --> 00:32:36,621 Rob, I done told you, 820 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:38,790 take yo drunk ass and sit down somewhere. 821 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,458 Always in somebody business. 822 00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:46,031 The party don't start till Cousin Slick walks in. 823 00:32:46,031 --> 00:32:48,533 Yo, yo, yo, what's up, cuz? 824 00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:51,136 What's up, y'all? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. 825 00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:53,171 Yo, what's here to eat? Aunt Sharon's salad. 826 00:32:53,171 --> 00:32:56,741 Oh, you know, it's my potato salad here. 827 00:32:56,741 --> 00:32:58,076 You know, it's so good. 828 00:32:58,076 --> 00:33:00,412 No, no, no, Aunt Sharon, no, no, no. 829 00:33:00,412 --> 00:33:02,881 No, last time I had your potato salad 830 00:33:02,881 --> 00:33:05,550 I had to blow that bathroom up. 831 00:33:05,550 --> 00:33:07,118 [all laugh] 832 00:33:07,118 --> 00:33:08,920 Dumbass. [hiccup] 833 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:15,760 Just you wait and see, Sharon. 834 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,696 Imma laugh right in yo face. 835 00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:22,868 Heidi is not giving what I expected from Heidi. 836 00:33:22,868 --> 00:33:25,403 Yo, yo, yo, I gotta go. Bye, bye, bye, oh, oh. 837 00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:29,541 Baby, the ship is-- it's not sinking, 838 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:31,743 but it's a few holes in it. 839 00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:33,044 You have a good night, everybody. 840 00:33:33,044 --> 00:33:35,814 [cheers and applause]end act 841 00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:41,253 The Furry Box Theater presents Gigi Goode 842 00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:45,323 in Welcome Aboard Brimstone Airways. 843 00:33:45,323 --> 00:33:48,860 [cheers and applause] 844 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:53,698 Good morning, sinners. 845 00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:57,302 Welcome aboard Brimstone Airways Flight 666 846 00:33:57,302 --> 00:33:59,137 non-stop to hell. 847 00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:02,340 Right, you all did something in your lives to piss up-- 848 00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:05,210 to piss off the big guy upstairs. 849 00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:06,344 I'm gonna let you know 850 00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:07,345 why a couple of you are here, all right? 851 00:34:07,345 --> 00:34:08,680 Let's see. You. 852 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,582 You in the front row in this ripped-up denim jacket. 853 00:34:10,582 --> 00:34:12,617 -What's your name? -Derrick. 854 00:34:12,617 --> 00:34:15,520 Gary, nice to meet you, Gary. 855 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,156 Gary, your credit score sucks, Gary. 856 00:34:18,156 --> 00:34:19,724 [all laugh] 857 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:22,327 -You, what's your name? -Morgan. 858 00:34:22,327 --> 00:34:24,729 I'm gonna call you Karen from now on. Is that okay? 859 00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:27,899 I'm gonna tell you why you're on your way to hell, Karen. 860 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:31,736 It's because you're a goddamn hypocrite, all right? 861 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,438 I see you mixing textiles. 862 00:34:33,438 --> 00:34:36,174 Oh! 863 00:34:36,174 --> 00:34:38,276 He's paying attention. 864 00:34:38,276 --> 00:34:39,577 [all laugh] 865 00:34:39,577 --> 00:34:41,112 Give me one second. 866 00:34:41,112 --> 00:34:45,150 I'm gonna gather my extremely important tools. 867 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:49,054 All right, if you'll kindly familiarize yourself 868 00:34:49,054 --> 00:34:51,957 with the lack of exits on this aircraft. 869 00:34:51,957 --> 00:34:53,725 You'll look to my left and right, 870 00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:56,728 that's right, no exits here. 871 00:34:56,728 --> 00:35:02,600 Okay? For your in-flight snacks, we have just one option. 872 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,970 It's peanuts! 873 00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:07,272 Unsalted peanuts. 874 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:10,342 Welcome to hell, bitch. 875 00:35:10,342 --> 00:35:11,843 [all laugh] 876 00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:14,245 Okay, let's see where I'm at now. 877 00:35:14,245 --> 00:35:17,182 All right, so... 878 00:35:17,182 --> 00:35:19,517 I love Gigi's concept, 879 00:35:19,517 --> 00:35:24,756 but I'm seeing Gigi kind of trying to remember her outline, 880 00:35:24,756 --> 00:35:25,890 and keep going back to it 881 00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:28,760 when she's on a roll on different jokes. 882 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,296 Okay, all right. 883 00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:34,265 So when we do land, something will magically open 884 00:35:34,265 --> 00:35:35,667 and you'll get off 885 00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:36,968 and immediately be engulfed in flames. 886 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,303 So as stated before, 887 00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:40,605 that tiny piece of fabric with metal attached to it 888 00:35:40,605 --> 00:35:42,941 is not gonna protect you from shit, Karen. 889 00:35:42,941 --> 00:35:45,143 Or you, Gary. 890 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,612 I see you're wearing distressed denim. 891 00:35:47,612 --> 00:35:51,850 It's 2020. Keep that in mind. 892 00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:53,652 All right, I've just received word from the captain 893 00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:56,287 that we are beginning our initial descent. 894 00:35:56,287 --> 00:35:58,390 On behalf of Brimstone Airways, 895 00:35:58,390 --> 00:36:00,458 I want to thank you for choosing us 896 00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:02,827 as your means of transportation today, 897 00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:06,865 and please enjoy your stay in Detroit. 898 00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:08,833 [all laugh] 899 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,568 Thank you. Burn in hell. 900 00:36:10,568 --> 00:36:12,771 Thank you. Go fuck yourself, Gary. 901 00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:15,373 Bye-bye! 902 00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:19,077 Next up, Bubbles and Sherry. 903 00:36:19,077 --> 00:36:21,813 [cheers and applause] 904 00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:27,185 Hello, everybody. My name is Sherry Pie. 905 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,154 That's pie, just like the food group, 906 00:36:29,154 --> 00:36:33,024 and I'm Sherry with an "S," not "cherry" with a "C," 907 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:35,326 because Sherry with an S goes "shh," not "chh." 908 00:36:35,326 --> 00:36:37,429 [all laugh] 909 00:36:37,429 --> 00:36:39,230 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and-- 910 00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:40,698 No, there are no children here. 911 00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:43,334 Broccoli, ha. How are you? 912 00:36:43,334 --> 00:36:45,570 I'm here to talk to you about magic. 913 00:36:45,570 --> 00:36:47,105 Magic comes in many different forms. 914 00:36:47,105 --> 00:36:48,773 Now, here--who--ooh, aah. 915 00:36:48,773 --> 00:36:49,908 I just had a horrible stroke, 916 00:36:49,908 --> 00:36:51,443 and none of you did anything about it. 917 00:36:51,443 --> 00:36:52,844 [all laugh] 918 00:36:52,844 --> 00:36:54,579 I'm so scatterbrained. I'm sorry. 919 00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:56,281 I was drinking before the show. 920 00:36:57,382 --> 00:37:01,086 Sherry's one-woman show is hilarious, 921 00:37:01,086 --> 00:37:02,987 but, you know, it's supposed to be 922 00:37:02,987 --> 00:37:06,024 Madam Sherry and the fish Bubbles. 923 00:37:06,024 --> 00:37:07,725 Where is the fish? 924 00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:09,727 Something that a lot of people don't know about mesubtitle 925 00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:11,162 is that I'm psychic. 926 00:37:11,162 --> 00:37:16,201 With Sherry and Bubbles, you will believe in magic!4 minutes 927 00:37:16,201 --> 00:37:17,669 Oh, my God, you have a cross. 928 00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:19,370 You really believe in magic. 929 00:37:19,370 --> 00:37:20,972 [all laugh] 930 00:37:20,972 --> 00:37:23,575 We still going? 931 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:26,544 All right, everybody put your hands togethersubtitle 932 00:37:26,544 --> 00:37:31,583 for my co-hostess, the one, the only, Bubbles! 933 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:33,518 [cheers and applause] 934 00:37:33,518 --> 00:37:36,254 I'm going to need to let you in on a little secret.subtitle 935 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:39,290 Don't listen, Bubbles. 936 00:37:39,290 --> 00:37:41,593 [all laugh] Thank you for laughing. 937 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:44,996 This is what's called "absurd." 938 00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:46,798 What is happening? 939 00:37:46,798 --> 00:37:48,633 I thought we only had five minutes.subtitle 940 00:37:50,835 --> 00:37:56,407 Hello. I'm Madam Bubbles.subtitle 941 00:37:57,742 --> 00:38:00,011 I am psychic. 942 00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:04,849 Miss Sherry, bitch, come on now, honey. 943 00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:09,020 [slurring] Eh, thank you all so m--subs continue 944 00:38:12,724 --> 00:38:14,626 [all laugh]new subtitle 945 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:20,265 Bitch, you do know that I'm next, right? 946 00:38:20,265 --> 00:38:22,367 You're not closing the show. 947 00:38:22,367 --> 00:38:25,970 [slurring] It's really been a pleasure entertaining you.minutes subtitle 948 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:31,676 [cheers and applause]new subtitle 949 00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:37,882 She was doing a lot. 950 00:38:37,882 --> 00:38:40,051 I don't think it was purposeful, but... 951 00:38:43,688 --> 00:38:49,594 Up next, Jaida Essence Hall in The "P" In "Pageant." 952 00:38:49,594 --> 00:38:52,430 [cheers and applause] 953 00:38:52,430 --> 00:38:55,200 Hey, broke bitches, my name is Jaida Essence Hall. 954 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,268 And for those of you who do not know me, 955 00:38:57,268 --> 00:39:01,039 I am a drag queen and a badass bitch, okay? 956 00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:02,040 Yeah! 957 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,841 And for those of you who do know me, 958 00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:06,344 I am sorry. [all laugh] 959 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:09,547 Imma take you all on a tour of one of the worst experiences 960 00:39:09,547 --> 00:39:11,683 that has ever happened to me in my life. 961 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:16,487 Now, one time I was hired to judge and perform at a pageant. 962 00:39:16,487 --> 00:39:17,822 The girls are beautiful, 963 00:39:17,822 --> 00:39:19,791 they're walking around in these beautiful gowns, 964 00:39:19,791 --> 00:39:22,694 and I get a little shake in my right leg. 965 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,629 Child, ooh. 966 00:39:24,629 --> 00:39:27,498 So I look over for a familiar face. Hey, Ru! 967 00:39:27,498 --> 00:39:29,133 Except Ru happened to be my boyfriend. 968 00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:31,236 He comes on over. 969 00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:34,339 I'm in a situation. 970 00:39:34,339 --> 00:39:35,873 Imma need a little bit of help, okay? 971 00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:41,112 The category is over, I push the chair back, I start to run. 972 00:39:41,112 --> 00:39:42,981 Baby, I have to piss. 973 00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:45,984 Tap him on the shoulder, run into the bathroom. 974 00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:54,659 Ooh, y'all are not feeling it. That's all right. 975 00:39:54,659 --> 00:39:55,660 [all chuckle] 976 00:39:55,660 --> 00:39:56,661 That's all right. 977 00:39:56,661 --> 00:39:58,029 We're going on a journey. Okay. 978 00:39:58,029 --> 00:40:01,799 And I'm like, okay, baby, help me out here. 979 00:40:01,799 --> 00:40:04,469 I'm pulling up my dress. He's all on the floor. 980 00:40:04,469 --> 00:40:06,170 He's fumbling around. 981 00:40:06,170 --> 00:40:07,872 And I'm like, baby, come on, come on, come on. 982 00:40:07,872 --> 00:40:11,175 Come on, come on. And then I stop. 983 00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:12,710 Uh-oh. 984 00:40:12,710 --> 00:40:14,579 [laughs] 985 00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:16,981 [urine splashing] 986 00:40:20,218 --> 00:40:22,420 All I can do is look down at my man on the floor... 987 00:40:24,555 --> 00:40:27,859 looking up at me covered in urine. 988 00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:29,127 Oh! 989 00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:30,528 I head back to the judges' table. 990 00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:34,299 The head judge says, "Please, please, please 991 00:40:34,299 --> 00:40:36,634 can we get some air freshener over here?" 992 00:40:36,634 --> 00:40:39,137 Oh, no. 993 00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:41,939 But then he looks over and says, 994 00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:43,841 "These other judges to the left, 995 00:40:43,841 --> 00:40:47,478 they had hot dogs with onions on them." 996 00:40:47,478 --> 00:40:49,580 -Oh! -Oh! 997 00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:50,815 [inhales] 998 00:40:50,815 --> 00:40:54,052 Jaida... 999 00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:55,820 was that the joke? 1000 00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:57,522 Look over there! 1001 00:40:57,522 --> 00:41:00,258 To me, this was one of the most terrifying things 1002 00:41:00,258 --> 00:41:01,659 that ever happened in my life. 1003 00:41:01,659 --> 00:41:03,294 And sadly, I've just played it out in front of y'all, 1004 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:04,595 and y'all didn't even laugh at the shit. 1005 00:41:04,595 --> 00:41:06,297 But that's all right. 1006 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:07,966 I hope y'all had a great time, 1007 00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:10,868 and that was the night that I put the "P" in "Pageant." 1008 00:41:10,868 --> 00:41:12,837 Thank you so much! 1009 00:41:15,406 --> 00:41:16,741 Terrible. 1010 00:41:16,741 --> 00:41:18,810 Terrible, terrible. 1011 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:20,411 Bitch, I fucked up.end act 1012 00:41:21,913 --> 00:41:25,450 ♪ Gonna love you, you're a superstar ♪ 1013 00:41:25,450 --> 00:41:28,419 Category is The Color Purple. 1014 00:41:28,419 --> 00:41:30,355 First up, Jackie Cox. 1015 00:41:30,355 --> 00:41:32,457 Ross: Her skirt's so short, her lips are showing. 1016 00:41:32,457 --> 00:41:33,925 [all laugh] 1017 00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:35,259 -Oh! -Ooh! 1018 00:41:35,259 --> 00:41:36,761 Jackie: The first thing I think of 1019 00:41:36,761 --> 00:41:39,197 when I hear the word "purple" is that song, 1020 00:41:39,197 --> 00:41:41,966 the one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater. 1021 00:41:41,966 --> 00:41:43,735 I'm having a lot of fun with it. 1022 00:41:43,735 --> 00:41:45,737 Whoopi: Why is there a stamp on her tongue? 1023 00:41:45,737 --> 00:41:47,438 It's Molly. 1024 00:41:47,438 --> 00:41:49,040 -Oh! -Oh! 1025 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,675 Molly, you in danger, girl. 1026 00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:52,777 [all laugh] 1027 00:41:52,777 --> 00:41:53,911 You know I wasn't gonna say it. 1028 00:41:53,911 --> 00:41:55,780 [all laugh] 1029 00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:56,814 RuPaul: Crystal Methyd. 1030 00:41:56,814 --> 00:41:58,850 Michelle: How now, purple cow? 1031 00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:00,284 [all laugh] 1032 00:42:00,284 --> 00:42:02,920 Ross: She's making me horny. 1033 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:06,057 Crystal: My inspiration for this look is Nick Cave, 1034 00:42:06,057 --> 00:42:07,825 an artist who makes soundsuits, 1035 00:42:07,825 --> 00:42:11,095 these beautiful outfits that, like, move around all cool. 1036 00:42:11,095 --> 00:42:15,633 This is just really bizarre and totally Crystal Methyd. 1037 00:42:15,633 --> 00:42:16,901 Michelle: She's on the rag. 1038 00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:18,369 Okay, Michelle. 1039 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:19,370 [all laugh] 1040 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,072 I had to fight that one. 1041 00:42:21,072 --> 00:42:23,241 [all laugh] I did. 1042 00:42:23,241 --> 00:42:24,876 RuPaul: Heidi Afrodite. 1043 00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:26,377 Ross: She's eggplant-emoting. 1044 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,146 [all laugh] 1045 00:42:28,146 --> 00:42:30,081 RuPaul: Take a look at that potato salad. 1046 00:42:30,081 --> 00:42:31,516 [all laugh] 1047 00:42:31,516 --> 00:42:34,852 Heidi: I'm giving you purple lace the house down. 1048 00:42:34,852 --> 00:42:36,888 You see all these curves, these swerves, 1049 00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:39,424 and you can see all that soft and supple skin. 1050 00:42:39,424 --> 00:42:41,125 This is my real body, America. 1051 00:42:41,125 --> 00:42:42,760 I don't know why y'all gagging. 1052 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,395 I give it to you every time. 1053 00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:47,765 Well, not every time. [laughs] 1054 00:42:47,765 --> 00:42:49,200 Ross: Watch out for Slick. 1055 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:52,503 [all laugh] 1056 00:42:52,503 --> 00:42:53,571 RuPaul: Gigi Goode. 1057 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,907 Huh? 1058 00:42:55,907 --> 00:43:00,378 Gigi: Jinkies, we've got a mystery on our hands. 1059 00:43:00,378 --> 00:43:02,680 My look is loosely inspired 1060 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:06,017 by one of my favorite childhood cartoons. 1061 00:43:06,017 --> 00:43:09,053 I've got my necktie, my cute little green buttons. 1062 00:43:09,053 --> 00:43:10,955 I am skipping down that runway, 1063 00:43:10,955 --> 00:43:13,024 and, girl, I'm giving the judges 1064 00:43:13,024 --> 00:43:15,193 their childhood fantasy they've been looking for. 1065 00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:17,395 RuPaul: And I would have gotten away with it, too, 1066 00:43:17,395 --> 00:43:19,363 if it wasn't for you meddling kids! 1067 00:43:19,363 --> 00:43:21,699 [all laugh] 1068 00:43:21,699 --> 00:43:23,868 Sherry Pie. 1069 00:43:23,868 --> 00:43:26,337 The future of fashion is feral. 1070 00:43:26,337 --> 00:43:29,340 Sherry: Me-oww. 1071 00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:33,678 I am full-on Cheshire Cat fantasy. 1072 00:43:33,678 --> 00:43:36,414 It looks like a big, furry tail wrapped around me. 1073 00:43:36,414 --> 00:43:38,516 I just feel like an Alice in Wonderland fantasy. 1074 00:43:38,516 --> 00:43:40,551 Ross: Do The Kitty Litter dance! 1075 00:43:40,551 --> 00:43:45,490 [all laugh] 1076 00:43:45,490 --> 00:43:47,592 Dump it! 1077 00:43:47,592 --> 00:43:51,362 [all laugh] 1078 00:43:52,930 --> 00:43:54,765 RuPaul: Jaida Essence Hall. 1079 00:43:54,765 --> 00:43:57,969 She's on CP time: Color Purple time. 1080 00:43:57,969 --> 00:43:59,670 [all laugh] 1081 00:43:59,670 --> 00:44:02,673 Whoopi: Now, where's Oprah? 1082 00:44:02,673 --> 00:44:05,243 Jaida: I feel my fantasy, 1083 00:44:05,243 --> 00:44:07,345 because I have this beautiful hat. 1084 00:44:07,345 --> 00:44:08,779 It's blocking my light 1085 00:44:08,779 --> 00:44:11,115 because I don't want everybody to see all of this face. 1086 00:44:11,115 --> 00:44:14,151 The body and this garment are doing all the work. 1087 00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:17,588 I love having money, I love feeling like money, 1088 00:44:17,588 --> 00:44:19,690 and this look just drips money. 1089 00:44:19,690 --> 00:44:21,626 Michelle: She puts the "P" in "purple." 1090 00:44:21,626 --> 00:44:23,127 [all laugh] 1091 00:44:23,127 --> 00:44:26,130 Ross: Mi-chelle Vi-sage. 1092 00:44:26,130 --> 00:44:28,432 Come on, call back. 1093 00:44:28,432 --> 00:44:31,202 [all laugh]end act 1094 00:44:31,636 --> 00:44:32,837 Welcome, ladies. 1095 00:44:33,204 --> 00:44:35,873 It's time for the judges' critiques... 1096 00:44:36,941 --> 00:44:38,976 starting with Jackie Cox. 1097 00:44:39,377 --> 00:44:41,779 Tonight on the runway you are a one-eyed, one-horned, 1098 00:44:41,779 --> 00:44:43,447 flying purple Molly eater. 1099 00:44:43,447 --> 00:44:44,849 [laughs] Yeah. 1100 00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:47,885 It's very not Jackie, and I like that you took a risk. 1101 00:44:47,885 --> 00:44:50,688 It's a skosh craft store, but, you know, 1102 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:53,491 when it's campy like this, I can forgive craft for camp. 1103 00:44:53,491 --> 00:44:55,626 Let's talk about your one-drag-queen show. 1104 00:44:55,626 --> 00:44:57,061 [Iranian accent] What is this? 1105 00:44:57,061 --> 00:45:00,565 What you were able to do today was blend comedy with heart. 1106 00:45:00,565 --> 00:45:03,267 This was your room to command, 1107 00:45:03,267 --> 00:45:05,269 and you didn't wanna look away. 1108 00:45:05,269 --> 00:45:06,604 And that's a good storyteller. 1109 00:45:06,604 --> 00:45:08,472 You know, I said to you 1110 00:45:08,472 --> 00:45:09,907 once you show that vulnerability, 1111 00:45:09,907 --> 00:45:11,642 it allows us to fall in love with you, 1112 00:45:11,642 --> 00:45:13,144 and... 1113 00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:15,112 we fell in love with you. 1114 00:45:15,112 --> 00:45:17,882 Thank you so much, RuPaul. Thank you. 1115 00:45:17,882 --> 00:45:19,517 Up next, Crystal Methyd. 1116 00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:20,952 Hi! 1117 00:45:20,952 --> 00:45:26,691 Let's talk about Phenomenal Phil, exotic dance instructor. 1118 00:45:26,691 --> 00:45:29,393 It was just all so stupid. 1119 00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:31,128 [all laugh] 1120 00:45:31,128 --> 00:45:34,131 Michelle hit the nail on the head. 1121 00:45:34,131 --> 00:45:36,267 New level of stupid. [all laugh] 1122 00:45:36,267 --> 00:45:39,337 Which is, by the way, how you win this show. 1123 00:45:39,337 --> 00:45:40,605 We were all with you. 1124 00:45:40,605 --> 00:45:42,306 We were all kind of learning these dance moves. 1125 00:45:42,306 --> 00:45:45,910 The cat box is my favorite. [all laugh] 1126 00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:47,979 Because I saw you have a good time with it. 1127 00:45:47,979 --> 00:45:49,814 And tonight on the runway, 1128 00:45:49,814 --> 00:45:51,782 what I really love is the switch-up of the makeup. 1129 00:45:51,782 --> 00:45:54,385 You took it into a whole different realm, 1130 00:45:54,385 --> 00:45:55,653 and I think that's phenomenal. 1131 00:45:55,653 --> 00:45:57,955 You have had a pivot in this competition, 1132 00:45:57,955 --> 00:46:00,458 where you've really gone all in on your weird. 1133 00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:02,226 I am weird, and so sometimes 1134 00:46:02,226 --> 00:46:04,128 I feel like maybe people won't like that. 1135 00:46:04,128 --> 00:46:05,663 Fuck 'em. Doesn't matter. 1136 00:46:05,663 --> 00:46:08,766 As long as you're having a good time, 1137 00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:10,635 we wanna go where you're going. 1138 00:46:10,635 --> 00:46:15,740 If you have any doubts in your head, any insecurities, dump it. 1139 00:46:15,740 --> 00:46:18,743 [all laugh] 1140 00:46:18,743 --> 00:46:19,977 You got it. 1141 00:46:19,977 --> 00:46:22,213 Up next, Heidi Afrodite. 1142 00:46:22,213 --> 00:46:23,347 Hi. 1143 00:46:23,347 --> 00:46:24,882 Michelle, don't you just love that name? 1144 00:46:24,882 --> 00:46:26,851 It's the best one out of the last 20. 1145 00:46:26,851 --> 00:46:28,352 Yeah. [all laugh] 1146 00:46:28,352 --> 00:46:30,655 I actually really loved your concept 1147 00:46:30,655 --> 00:46:32,356 for your one-drag-queen show. 1148 00:46:32,356 --> 00:46:33,557 Slick seemed hot. He single? 1149 00:46:33,557 --> 00:46:36,394 [all laugh] 1150 00:46:36,394 --> 00:46:38,663 Trust me, you don't want none of Slick. 1151 00:46:38,663 --> 00:46:39,664 -Trust me, honey. -No? 1152 00:46:39,664 --> 00:46:40,865 Girl, you don't know my taste. 1153 00:46:40,865 --> 00:46:42,800 -Oh, my God. -Here's the deal. 1154 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:46,904 I love that you tried to do something really big. 1155 00:46:46,904 --> 00:46:48,305 It was just a lot. 1156 00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:51,008 You've gotta make sure those characters are so differentiated 1157 00:46:51,008 --> 00:46:52,677 that I know exactly when you're popping into Grandma, 1158 00:46:52,677 --> 00:46:54,578 and I know when you're popping into Aunt, 1159 00:46:54,578 --> 00:46:56,447 and I know--you know when I'm popping into Slick. 1160 00:46:56,447 --> 00:46:58,282 [all laugh] Hey, hey, hey. 1161 00:46:58,282 --> 00:47:00,251 Let's be honest. We all know Slick's doing the popping. 1162 00:47:00,251 --> 00:47:02,520 Okay, let's be honest. [all laugh] 1163 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:06,090 Everybody does start sounding a little bit like the other one, 1164 00:47:06,090 --> 00:47:09,427 because in your mind, okay, you know what they look like, 1165 00:47:09,427 --> 00:47:10,428 but we don't know what they look like. 1166 00:47:10,428 --> 00:47:11,429 Right. 1167 00:47:11,429 --> 00:47:12,563 We're taking your word for it. 1168 00:47:12,563 --> 00:47:13,864 Tonight on the runway, 1169 00:47:13,864 --> 00:47:15,299 I do wanna compliment you again. 1170 00:47:15,299 --> 00:47:17,268 Your face is just looking better each day. 1171 00:47:17,268 --> 00:47:18,703 Thank you. 1172 00:47:18,703 --> 00:47:21,272 I let you wear my dress tonight. 1173 00:47:21,272 --> 00:47:23,374 [all laugh] And I must say, 1174 00:47:23,374 --> 00:47:26,243 you have to keep it, because it's gorgeous. 1175 00:47:26,243 --> 00:47:27,912 Thank you so much, Miss Goldberg. 1176 00:47:27,912 --> 00:47:30,381 Just Whoopi. You can't have a name like "Whoopi" 1177 00:47:30,381 --> 00:47:31,882 and be called "Miss" anything. 1178 00:47:31,882 --> 00:47:34,585 [all laugh] 1179 00:47:34,585 --> 00:47:37,621 -Up next, Gigi Goode. -Good morning, sinners. 1180 00:47:37,621 --> 00:47:39,156 I didn't know you were the Don Rickles of drag. 1181 00:47:39,156 --> 00:47:42,159 "Go fuck yourself, Gary"? [all laugh] 1182 00:47:42,159 --> 00:47:44,628 It was a completely original idea. 1183 00:47:44,628 --> 00:47:47,231 I thought you could have done a ton more with it. 1184 00:47:47,231 --> 00:47:50,534 You felt like you were nervous to me, Gigi. 1185 00:47:50,534 --> 00:47:51,902 I totally understand what you mean. 1186 00:47:51,902 --> 00:47:53,637 See? [all laugh] 1187 00:47:53,637 --> 00:47:54,772 -See? -I know. 1188 00:47:54,772 --> 00:47:58,709 If you trust your gut, 97% of the time 1189 00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:00,277 it will lead you in the right direction. 1190 00:48:00,277 --> 00:48:04,348 I love this look, but I'm not surprised by that. 1191 00:48:04,348 --> 00:48:06,450 You've got this gorgeous out here, right? 1192 00:48:06,450 --> 00:48:08,486 And a weird little mind in there. 1193 00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:09,887 Well, thank you. 1194 00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:12,089 So just like we've been able to see Crystal trust her gut 1195 00:48:12,089 --> 00:48:15,159 and go all-in and push that boundary line, 1196 00:48:15,159 --> 00:48:16,427 I want you to do that, too. 1197 00:48:16,427 --> 00:48:17,561 Got it. 1198 00:48:17,561 --> 00:48:18,629 Thanks, Karen. 1199 00:48:18,629 --> 00:48:19,864 Fuck you. 1200 00:48:19,864 --> 00:48:21,999 [all laugh] 1201 00:48:21,999 --> 00:48:25,169 Up next, Sherry Pie. 1202 00:48:25,169 --> 00:48:26,670 Tonight on the runway, you look absolutely stunning. 1203 00:48:26,670 --> 00:48:28,472 You can really paint. 1204 00:48:28,472 --> 00:48:30,341 I want to do those eyes. 1205 00:48:30,341 --> 00:48:34,211 I think I would scare the women at the table, 1206 00:48:34,211 --> 00:48:36,313 just because no one would ever understand 1207 00:48:36,313 --> 00:48:38,582 why I look so good and they look like them. 1208 00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:39,750 [all laugh] 1209 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:43,120 Fishy Fortunes with Bubbles and Sherry. 1210 00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:47,691 The concept was fantastic, the delivery was fantastic 1211 00:48:47,691 --> 00:48:50,094 if it wasn't an hour long. 1212 00:48:50,094 --> 00:48:53,397 I think you clocked in at 17 minutes. 1213 00:48:53,397 --> 00:48:56,233 Did you know it was that long? 1214 00:48:56,233 --> 00:48:58,469 -No. -Yeah. 1215 00:48:58,469 --> 00:49:00,471 Oh, my God. 1216 00:49:00,471 --> 00:49:02,239 I'm so sorry. 1217 00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:03,808 [all laugh] 1218 00:49:03,808 --> 00:49:05,576 It makes you selfish, 1219 00:49:05,576 --> 00:49:08,879 and you're taking time away from the other girls. 1220 00:49:08,879 --> 00:49:10,748 So here's the deal. 1221 00:49:10,748 --> 00:49:12,616 The Ross Mathews who has dinner reservations 1222 00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:14,318 was like, "Come on, let's pick this up." 1223 00:49:14,318 --> 00:49:18,222 But it was so funny, because you sold it. 1224 00:49:18,222 --> 00:49:20,624 Just let go at about five minutes in. 1225 00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:23,494 All right, up next, Jaida Essence Hall. 1226 00:49:23,494 --> 00:49:25,229 Hello. 1227 00:49:25,229 --> 00:49:27,298 When we asked for your number one story, 1228 00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:30,301 we didn't mean your number one story. 1229 00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:32,570 [all laugh] 1230 00:49:32,570 --> 00:49:35,639 I guess it's better than your number two story. 1231 00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:36,874 -Yes! -I don't want that. 1232 00:49:36,874 --> 00:49:39,977 The best part was when you made fun of yourself 1233 00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:41,178 that it wasn't working. 1234 00:49:41,178 --> 00:49:42,446 Ooh, y'all are not feeling it. 1235 00:49:42,446 --> 00:49:43,614 You know, and I felt like really then 1236 00:49:43,614 --> 00:49:45,082 you got the audience back on your side. 1237 00:49:45,082 --> 00:49:47,418 -Yeah. -But you had already given up. 1238 00:49:47,418 --> 00:49:51,288 I was, like, already, when I started, I was like, oh, my God, 1239 00:49:51,288 --> 00:49:52,523 I got--was kind of a little bit of fatigue. 1240 00:49:52,523 --> 00:49:53,691 So I'm like, oh, girl, 1241 00:49:53,691 --> 00:49:56,493 we gotta try to go after this, and-- 1242 00:49:56,493 --> 00:49:57,561 Because you waited 20 minutes. 1243 00:49:57,561 --> 00:49:58,996 -Yeah. -For real. 1244 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:00,030 I'm sorry. 1245 00:50:00,030 --> 00:50:01,332 That's fine. 1246 00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:02,933 -Did you choose to go last? -No. 1247 00:50:02,933 --> 00:50:05,035 -So Jackie assigned you last? -Yes. 1248 00:50:05,035 --> 00:50:07,705 I thought you kind of gave up, too, 1249 00:50:07,705 --> 00:50:11,041 and I was trying to vibe you, going, don't give up. 1250 00:50:11,041 --> 00:50:13,310 You're almost there, don't give up. 1251 00:50:13,310 --> 00:50:15,479 So next time, you know, if it doesn't work, 1252 00:50:15,479 --> 00:50:17,615 Fuck it. Try something else. 1253 00:50:17,615 --> 00:50:20,517 Tonight on the runway I absolutely love this. 1254 00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:23,354 It looks like the Paris runway version 1255 00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:25,289 of what Whoopi wore on Star Trek. 1256 00:50:25,289 --> 00:50:26,891 Thank you, yes. 1257 00:50:26,891 --> 00:50:30,561 I did wear this outfit, but not nearly as well. 1258 00:50:30,561 --> 00:50:32,663 My legs were not nearly as long, 1259 00:50:32,663 --> 00:50:36,333 because my feet are size 11 and I'm 5'3". 1260 00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:38,269 That's my problem in life. 1261 00:50:38,269 --> 00:50:41,605 Thank you, Jaida. I just wanna say this. 1262 00:50:41,605 --> 00:50:46,644 You six are really some of the best we've ever had here. 1263 00:50:46,644 --> 00:50:47,745 Whoo. 1264 00:50:47,745 --> 00:50:49,613 I just think you're something else. 1265 00:50:49,613 --> 00:50:54,018 You know, I wish you would be the six forever and ever. 1266 00:50:54,018 --> 00:50:55,119 -Oh. -Oh. 1267 00:50:55,119 --> 00:50:56,353 I really do. 1268 00:50:56,353 --> 00:50:57,821 Mwah. Thank you. 1269 00:50:57,821 --> 00:51:01,258 All right, now, while you untuck backstage, 1270 00:51:01,258 --> 00:51:03,627 the judges and I will deliberate. 1271 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:07,231 All right, now, just between us squirrel friends, 1272 00:51:07,231 --> 00:51:08,632 whaddaya think? 1273 00:51:08,632 --> 00:51:10,968 Let's start with Jackie Cox. 1274 00:51:10,968 --> 00:51:13,237 Tonight, her one-drag-queen show 1275 00:51:13,237 --> 00:51:14,972 was brilliant from beginning to end. 1276 00:51:14,972 --> 00:51:17,975 What I loved most about it is she didn't try to force jokes. 1277 00:51:17,975 --> 00:51:20,344 And her heart was center stage. 1278 00:51:20,344 --> 00:51:21,745 Now, the outfit, I could see 1279 00:51:21,745 --> 00:51:24,548 she's trying to do some type of Moschino storyline, 1280 00:51:24,548 --> 00:51:26,517 but it was a little cheap. 1281 00:51:26,517 --> 00:51:27,685 The hairline was down to her eyebrows. 1282 00:51:27,685 --> 00:51:29,186 Nobody saw that? 1283 00:51:29,186 --> 00:51:30,688 Do I even know what I'm looking at? 1284 00:51:30,688 --> 00:51:31,855 No. 1285 00:51:31,855 --> 00:51:33,257 No. See, this is why I didn't say shit. 1286 00:51:33,257 --> 00:51:35,592 Okay, well, we did, we got you. 1287 00:51:35,592 --> 00:51:37,027 Crystal Methyd. 1288 00:51:37,027 --> 00:51:38,963 If I were standing backstage and she was about to come out, 1289 00:51:38,963 --> 00:51:41,932 I would stop her and say, "Hey, dear, let's rethink this." 1290 00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:43,734 [all laugh] Right? 1291 00:51:43,734 --> 00:51:45,569 It was just one of the most unique things 1292 00:51:45,569 --> 00:51:47,171 I've ever seen on this stage. 1293 00:51:47,171 --> 00:51:49,139 We went wherever she wanted us to go, 1294 00:51:49,139 --> 00:51:50,574 and we had a good time. 1295 00:51:50,574 --> 00:51:54,578 On the runway, it's totally Crystal, and it was fantastic. 1296 00:51:54,578 --> 00:51:56,914 I just thought tonight was Crystal's night. 1297 00:51:56,914 --> 00:51:59,416 -Yeah. -Heidi Afrodite. 1298 00:51:59,416 --> 00:52:00,884 -In the challenge... -Dumbass. 1299 00:52:00,884 --> 00:52:03,287 She was barely keeping her head above water. 1300 00:52:03,287 --> 00:52:04,588 But on the runway, 1301 00:52:04,588 --> 00:52:07,024 she was swimming laps around some of the other girls. 1302 00:52:07,024 --> 00:52:10,127 Listen, I wanna give her credit for trying to do what she did, 1303 00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:11,428 because she swung big. 1304 00:52:11,428 --> 00:52:12,997 But for me, when she started, 1305 00:52:12,997 --> 00:52:15,532 right away I thought she's in danger. 1306 00:52:15,532 --> 00:52:17,468 I won't do the pun, Whoopi, I promise. 1307 00:52:17,468 --> 00:52:20,938 I think had she taken out maybe two of the characters, 1308 00:52:20,938 --> 00:52:23,340 we could have had something really compelling here. 1309 00:52:23,340 --> 00:52:26,076 -Mm-hmm. -Gigi Goode. 1310 00:52:26,076 --> 00:52:28,278 Tonight on the runway, we've come to expect this from Gigi, 1311 00:52:28,278 --> 00:52:30,781 and she delivered it tonight flawlessly. 1312 00:52:30,781 --> 00:52:33,183 What I loved about Gigi's show 1313 00:52:33,183 --> 00:52:35,719 is that it was a twisted concept. 1314 00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:38,522 The problem was is she didn't commit fully to it. 1315 00:52:38,522 --> 00:52:39,523 Yeah. 1316 00:52:39,523 --> 00:52:40,791 Let's move on down to Sherry Pie. 1317 00:52:40,791 --> 00:52:42,226 It was an epic yarn. 1318 00:52:42,226 --> 00:52:44,161 [all laugh] 1319 00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:48,832 She's one who has to perform often. 1320 00:52:48,832 --> 00:52:51,201 She was like, "Fuck this, I'm talking." 1321 00:52:51,201 --> 00:52:53,203 -Yes. -There are rules to follow. 1322 00:52:53,203 --> 00:52:55,239 But I just thought you were actually a little harsh. 1323 00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:56,473 Which part? 1324 00:52:56,473 --> 00:52:58,375 Well, when you called her selfish, when you-- 1325 00:52:58,375 --> 00:52:59,376 It was self-indulgent. 1326 00:52:59,376 --> 00:53:00,944 If she was not being self-indulgent, 1327 00:53:00,944 --> 00:53:02,813 she would have realized there's a five-minute cutoff 1328 00:53:02,813 --> 00:53:04,148 and there's another girl waiting to go. 1329 00:53:04,148 --> 00:53:05,649 Okay, you two, you need to get a room. 1330 00:53:05,649 --> 00:53:07,418 [all laugh] 1331 00:53:07,418 --> 00:53:09,586 Jaida put the "P" in "pageant." 1332 00:53:09,586 --> 00:53:11,522 She put the "P" all over the stage, too. 1333 00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:16,026 Tonight, her one-drag-queen show was just kind of cringe-y. 1334 00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:17,528 I bet that story was so funny 1335 00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:19,396 when she called her best friend and told her on the phone. 1336 00:53:19,396 --> 00:53:22,366 You know, oh, girl, I pissed myself, and told the story. 1337 00:53:22,366 --> 00:53:24,168 -Yes. -I bet it was hilarious. 1338 00:53:24,168 --> 00:53:25,536 Well, because she probably took her time 1339 00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:27,471 and didn't start with the visual. 1340 00:53:27,471 --> 00:53:29,640 But my goodness, does she look great tonight. 1341 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,308 That's what perfection looks like. 1342 00:53:31,308 --> 00:53:33,110 -Mm. -Silence. 1343 00:53:33,110 --> 00:53:35,345 I've made my decision. 1344 00:53:36,413 --> 00:53:37,714 Bring back my girls.end act 1345 00:53:38,615 --> 00:53:39,983 Welcome back, ladies. 1346 00:53:40,384 --> 00:53:41,919 I've made some decisions. 1347 00:53:45,089 --> 00:53:46,123 Jackie Cox. 1348 00:53:47,424 --> 00:53:49,259 -You're safe. -Thank you. 1349 00:53:49,259 --> 00:53:50,894 You may step to the back of the stage. 1350 00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:56,400 Gigi Goode. 1351 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,534 You're safe. 1352 00:53:57,534 --> 00:53:59,136 Thank you. 1353 00:54:02,773 --> 00:54:04,608 Crystal Methyd. 1354 00:54:06,777 --> 00:54:09,413 Con-drag-ulations. You're the winner of this week's challenge. 1355 00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:11,782 Yes! [applause] 1356 00:54:11,782 --> 00:54:13,383 -Aah! -Dump it. 1357 00:54:13,383 --> 00:54:17,354 [all laugh] 1358 00:54:17,354 --> 00:54:22,159 And you've won a cash tip of $5.000. 1359 00:54:22,159 --> 00:54:24,061 Yes, Crystal! 1360 00:54:24,061 --> 00:54:25,929 -You may join the other girls. -Thank you. 1361 00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:29,066 Finally, I won a challenge! 1362 00:54:29,066 --> 00:54:31,468 Aah! Aah! 1363 00:54:31,468 --> 00:54:34,471 There could not be a better time. 1364 00:54:34,471 --> 00:54:37,975 I feel like I can do anything! 1365 00:54:39,510 --> 00:54:41,812 Sherry Pie, you're safe. 1366 00:54:41,812 --> 00:54:42,880 Thank you. 1367 00:54:44,214 --> 00:54:45,249 You may join the other girls. 1368 00:54:47,885 --> 00:54:49,653 That means Heidi and Jaida, 1369 00:54:49,653 --> 00:54:54,591 I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination. 1370 00:54:55,692 --> 00:54:58,295 Two queens stand before me. 1371 00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:03,033 Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me 1372 00:55:03,033 --> 00:55:06,703 and save yourself from elimination. 1373 00:55:08,338 --> 00:55:10,574 The time has come... [thunder] 1374 00:55:10,574 --> 00:55:12,843 for you to lip sync... 1375 00:55:12,843 --> 00:55:17,848 [echoing] for your life! 1376 00:55:17,848 --> 00:55:20,817 America, I'm not fixing to go home, 1377 00:55:20,817 --> 00:55:22,619 so I'm gonna do whatever it takes on this stage 1378 00:55:22,619 --> 00:55:24,888 to make sure that I stay in this competition. 1379 00:55:24,888 --> 00:55:29,626 Good luck, and don't fuck it up. 1380 00:55:29,626 --> 00:55:33,130 [music plays] 1381 00:55:40,704 --> 00:55:42,673 Yes, Jaida! 1382 00:55:48,078 --> 00:55:50,013 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1383 00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:52,616 [all laugh] 1384 00:55:52,616 --> 00:55:55,252 ♪ I was dreaming when I wrote this ♪ 1385 00:55:55,252 --> 00:55:58,021 ♪ So sue me if I go too fast ♪ 1386 00:55:58,021 --> 00:55:59,923 [cheering] 1387 00:55:59,923 --> 00:56:03,594 ♪ Yeah, they say two thousand zero zero ♪ 1388 00:56:03,594 --> 00:56:06,063 ♪ Party over, oops, out of time ♪ 1389 00:56:08,865 --> 00:56:14,404 ♪ So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999 ♪ 1390 00:56:15,739 --> 00:56:17,774 ♪ Yeah, lemme tell you something ♪ 1391 00:56:17,774 --> 00:56:19,376 ♪ If you didn't come to party ♪ 1392 00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:22,212 ♪ Don't bother knocking on my door ♪ 1393 00:56:25,849 --> 00:56:28,051 ♪ I got a lion in my pocket ♪ 1394 00:56:28,051 --> 00:56:30,954 ♪ And, baby, he's ready to roar... ♪ 1395 00:56:30,954 --> 00:56:33,390 This is gonna be my fourth time in the bottom, 1396 00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:35,092 but I didn't come here just to lay down and die. 1397 00:56:35,092 --> 00:56:38,462 Imma slay all day like it's 1999, baby. 1398 00:56:40,897 --> 00:56:43,667 ♪ But before I'll let that happen ♪ 1399 00:56:43,667 --> 00:56:46,236 ♪ I'll dance my life away ♪ 1400 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:48,972 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 1401 00:56:48,972 --> 00:56:51,575 ♪ They say two thousand zero zero ♪ 1402 00:56:51,575 --> 00:56:54,845 ♪ Party over, oops, out of time ♪ 1403 00:56:54,845 --> 00:56:56,780 ♪ We're running outta time ♪ 1404 00:56:56,780 --> 00:56:59,383 ♪ So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999... ♪ 1405 00:56:59,383 --> 00:57:03,086 Jaida is strutting all over that stage. 1406 00:57:03,086 --> 00:57:05,322 -Oh! -She looks just like Prince. 1407 00:57:05,322 --> 00:57:07,424 It is amazing. 1408 00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:09,159 Heidi is doing her thing. 1409 00:57:09,159 --> 00:57:11,695 It is gonna be a tough call. 1410 00:57:14,631 --> 00:57:15,966 ♪ 1999 ♪ 1411 00:57:17,334 --> 00:57:18,935 ♪ Don't you wanna go? ♪ 1412 00:57:18,935 --> 00:57:20,337 ♪ 1999 ♪ 1413 00:57:20,337 --> 00:57:22,739 ♪ Don't you wanna go? ♪ 1414 00:57:22,739 --> 00:57:24,408 ♪ 1999 ♪ 1415 00:57:24,408 --> 00:57:25,742 [applause] 1416 00:57:25,742 --> 00:57:27,978 -Nice, girls! -Whoo! 1417 00:57:27,978 --> 00:57:31,948 I've gotta catch their breath, because I can't catch mine. 1418 00:57:31,948 --> 00:57:33,016 Whew. 1419 00:57:33,016 --> 00:57:35,252 Ladies, I've made my decision. 1420 00:57:41,992 --> 00:57:44,294 Jaida Essence Hall, shantay you stay. 1421 00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:48,198 Thank you. Thank you so much. 1422 00:57:48,198 --> 00:57:50,367 You may join the other girls.subtitle 1423 00:58:00,210 --> 00:58:05,215 My dear Heidi, no more hiding in closets. 1424 00:58:05,215 --> 00:58:07,384 Yeah! [applause] 1425 00:58:07,384 --> 00:58:10,153 Now sashay away. 1426 00:58:10,153 --> 00:58:12,489 Thank y'all so much for seeing something in me 1427 00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:14,491 even when I didn't see something in myself. 1428 00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,293 [crying] 1429 00:58:16,293 --> 00:58:18,695 You are a superstar. 1430 00:58:18,695 --> 00:58:21,231 I think you're probably the last one to know it. 1431 00:58:21,231 --> 00:58:24,835 Start looking at property outside of Ramseur. 1432 00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:28,905 You might wanna move to Los Angeles or to Manhattan. 1433 00:58:28,905 --> 00:58:30,474 But let me tell you something. 1434 00:58:30,474 --> 00:58:32,909 Kiddo, you're a star. 1435 00:58:32,909 --> 00:58:34,611 I'm so excited for the world to see you. 1436 00:58:34,611 --> 00:58:36,146 They're gonna love you. 1437 00:58:36,146 --> 00:58:39,349 Just remember, pay your taxes, okay? 1438 00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:41,251 Oh, no. Okay. 1439 00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:43,620 I definitely will. Thank you. 1440 00:58:43,620 --> 00:58:46,156 [applause] 1441 00:58:48,225 --> 00:58:52,062 A small-town queen with big-city aspirations. 1442 00:58:52,062 --> 00:58:54,531 Watch out, world, because Heidi's coming through. 1443 00:58:54,531 --> 00:58:57,834 And remember, if I can do it, so can you. 1444 00:58:59,436 --> 00:59:01,772 -Yes, Heidi! -Yes! 1445 00:59:01,772 --> 00:59:03,340 [applause] 1446 00:59:04,408 --> 00:59:07,077 Whew, child. 1447 00:59:07,077 --> 00:59:09,312 I've exceeded every expectation, 1448 00:59:09,312 --> 00:59:11,014 really showing that the small-town queen 1449 00:59:11,014 --> 00:59:12,315 can be fierce, too. 1450 00:59:12,315 --> 00:59:14,117 I just know all of Ramseur's gonna be excited. 1451 00:59:14,117 --> 00:59:16,720 Hopefully I'll get a key to the city. Fingers crossed. 1452 00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:19,523 Thank you [whistling] so much. 1453 00:59:19,523 --> 00:59:22,359 [whistling] Signing off from soft and supple. 1454 00:59:22,359 --> 00:59:24,928 Heidi...something. 1455 00:59:24,928 --> 00:59:30,167 [trills] 1456 00:59:30,167 --> 00:59:33,170 Con-drag-ulations, ladies. 1457 00:59:33,170 --> 00:59:36,773 And remember, if you can't love yourself, 1458 00:59:36,773 --> 00:59:38,642 how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? 1459 00:59:38,642 --> 00:59:40,243 Can I get an "amen" up in here? 1460 00:59:40,243 --> 00:59:41,244 -Amen! -Amen! 1461 00:59:41,244 --> 00:59:43,713 All right, now let the music play. 1462 00:59:43,713 --> 00:59:46,917 ♪ I am American, American ♪vote 1463 00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:48,151 ♪ The red, white, and blue ♪ 1464 00:59:48,151 --> 00:59:51,087 ♪ I am American, American ♪ 1465 00:59:51,087 --> 00:59:52,656 ♪ Just like you, too ♪disclaimer 1466 01:01:58,648 --> 01:02:00,483 RuPaul: Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race... 1467 01:02:00,483 --> 01:02:02,886 You've got some big shoes to fill, 1468 01:02:02,886 --> 01:02:04,588 and I do mean big shoes. 1469 01:02:04,588 --> 01:02:08,758 I don't think anyone is 100% confident 1470 01:02:08,758 --> 01:02:11,027 that they're gonna make it to the finale. 1471 01:02:11,728 --> 01:02:13,396 If anyone slips up... 1472 01:02:15,565 --> 01:02:17,133 You're out and going home. 1473 01:02:18,668 --> 01:02:22,839 ♪ I am American, American, American ♪ 1474 01:02:22,839 --> 01:02:25,642 ♪ I am American, American ♪ 1475 01:02:25,642 --> 01:02:26,977 ♪ The red, white, and blue ♪ 1476 01:02:26,977 --> 01:02:30,714 ♪ I am American, American, American ♪ 1477 01:02:30,714 --> 01:02:33,550 ♪ I am American, American ♪ 1478 01:02:33,550 --> 01:02:35,118 ♪ Just like you, too ♪ 1479 01:02:35,118 --> 01:02:38,688 ♪ Am-Am-Am-Am-American, American, American ♪ 1480 01:02:38,688 --> 01:02:41,458 ♪ I am American, American ♪ 1481 01:02:41,458 --> 01:02:42,759 ♪ The red, white, and blue ♪ 1482 01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:45,662 ♪ I am American, American ♪ 1483 01:02:45,662 --> 01:02:48,698 ♪ Just like you, too ♪