1 00:00:01,139 --> 00:00:02,519 RuPaul: Previously onRuPaul's Drag Race... 2 00:00:02,519 --> 00:00:06,316 You'll be making a dancing documentary about disco, baby. 3 00:00:06,316 --> 00:00:10,596 ♪ We are the queens of disco 4 00:00:12,253 --> 00:00:13,565 [laughter and applause] 5 00:00:13,565 --> 00:00:15,498 Kandy Muse. 6 00:00:15,498 --> 00:00:18,535 It was a little too plain for RuPaul's Drag Race. 7 00:00:18,535 --> 00:00:20,503 Tamisha Iman. 8 00:00:20,503 --> 00:00:23,540 I'm still getting fear in your eyes when you're performing. 9 00:00:23,540 --> 00:00:24,645 Olivia Lux. 10 00:00:24,645 --> 00:00:26,716 I had a good time watching you. 11 00:00:26,716 --> 00:00:28,787 I thought I was back in the disco days. 12 00:00:28,787 --> 00:00:30,961 Con-drag-ulations. You are the winner of this week's challenge. 13 00:00:30,961 --> 00:00:33,136 [cheers and applause] 14 00:00:33,136 --> 00:00:35,449 Kandy Muse, shantay you stay. 15 00:00:35,449 --> 00:00:36,760 [sobs] 16 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:39,315 Tamisha Iman, sashay away. 17 00:00:50,395 --> 00:00:51,879 Ooh, mama. 18 00:00:51,879 --> 00:00:54,813 Sending Tamisha home was bittersweet, 19 00:00:54,813 --> 00:00:56,677 because I wanna be here. 20 00:00:56,677 --> 00:00:57,885 I did my job, I lip synced. 21 00:00:57,885 --> 00:00:59,059 But it feels so weird, 22 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,336 because the victory, I thought I was gonna feel, 23 00:01:00,336 --> 00:01:03,063 like, ha ha, I sent Tamisha home, 24 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,962 is like, oh, I sent Tamisha home. 25 00:01:05,962 --> 00:01:08,516 And I felt a little guilty. 26 00:01:08,516 --> 00:01:12,658 "Till we meet again. Love, Tamisha." 27 00:01:12,658 --> 00:01:14,488 How do you feel, girl? 28 00:01:14,488 --> 00:01:16,628 Girl, right before Ru made her decision, 29 00:01:16,628 --> 00:01:18,112 like, what went through my mind 30 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:20,804 was, like, I am about to lose everything that I worked for. 31 00:01:20,804 --> 00:01:22,737 Listen, I know for a fact 32 00:01:22,737 --> 00:01:24,463 that I don't wanna end up in the bottom two again, 33 00:01:24,463 --> 00:01:25,947 so, bitch, snap out of it 34 00:01:25,947 --> 00:01:27,915 and get your head in the fucking game. 35 00:01:27,915 --> 00:01:29,468 Con-drag-ulations. 36 00:01:29,468 --> 00:01:31,884 [cheering] 37 00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:32,885 Thank you, my loves. 38 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:34,611 I've been safe a lot, 39 00:01:34,611 --> 00:01:37,994 so it's been good to finally get a top tier moment. 40 00:01:37,994 --> 00:01:39,927 It's just surreal. 41 00:01:39,927 --> 00:01:41,963 Learn, grow, and win, bitch. 42 00:01:41,963 --> 00:01:43,551 I mean, I just can't like you because you beat me, 43 00:01:43,551 --> 00:01:44,690 but it's cool, it's cool. 44 00:01:44,690 --> 00:01:46,036 [all laugh] But you're still in the top, 45 00:01:46,036 --> 00:01:48,694 so congratulations to you and Elliott as well. 46 00:01:48,694 --> 00:01:51,007 I broke the safe streak. 47 00:01:51,007 --> 00:01:52,422 -Okay. -Moving on up. 48 00:01:52,422 --> 00:01:53,837 Everybody watch out. 49 00:01:53,837 --> 00:01:56,323 It's actually kind of odd, because two girls have gone home 50 00:01:56,323 --> 00:01:58,566 that have both been in groups with me. 51 00:01:58,566 --> 00:01:59,843 Ooh! 52 00:01:59,843 --> 00:02:01,776 I'm not gonna say it's a coincidence, but... 53 00:02:01,776 --> 00:02:02,915 [all laugh] 54 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:04,331 There's the double T curse. 55 00:02:04,331 --> 00:02:06,126 It's the double T curse. 56 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:09,232 On that note, get the hell outta drag. 57 00:02:09,232 --> 00:02:13,063 I feel like the girls aren't going out of their way 58 00:02:13,063 --> 00:02:14,375 to try to be friends with me, 59 00:02:14,375 --> 00:02:18,724 because I'm coming off awkward and weird, 60 00:02:18,724 --> 00:02:20,726 and I wanna have that sisterly bond with people. 61 00:02:20,726 --> 00:02:23,695 At this moment, we're all each other has. 62 00:02:23,695 --> 00:02:26,974 I feel myself just sinking 63 00:02:26,974 --> 00:02:29,770 and feeling like that sad little kid 64 00:02:29,770 --> 00:02:32,290 with no friends all over again. 65 00:02:32,290 --> 00:02:35,051 And so I just gotta focus on 66 00:02:35,051 --> 00:02:36,432 getting my shit together at this point, 67 00:02:36,432 --> 00:02:39,193 because I'm all that I have here. 68 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:41,575 [all laugh] 69 00:02:41,575 --> 00:02:43,232 Aah! 70 00:02:43,232 --> 00:02:45,061 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race 71 00:02:45,061 --> 00:02:46,407 RuPaul: The winner ofRuPaul's Drag Race 72 00:02:46,407 --> 00:02:48,029 receives a one-year supply 73 00:02:48,029 --> 00:02:50,446 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics, 74 00:02:50,446 --> 00:02:54,346 and a cash prize of $100,000. 75 00:02:54,346 --> 00:02:57,763 With extra-special guest judge Ts Madison. 76 00:02:57,763 --> 00:02:58,902 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race 77 00:02:58,902 --> 00:03:00,283 ♪ May the best woman 78 00:03:00,283 --> 00:03:02,734 ♪ Best woman win 79 00:03:06,116 --> 00:03:07,704 -Aah! -Wow! 80 00:03:07,704 --> 00:03:09,292 Oh, Lord. 81 00:03:09,292 --> 00:03:12,192 In the words of Celine Dion, it's a new day. 82 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,986 We have been here for 6,000 weeks, 83 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:18,163 so it's time to pick the bitches off one by one. 84 00:03:18,163 --> 00:03:20,648 Is anybody dreaming weird while you're here? 85 00:03:20,648 --> 00:03:21,684 Yes! 86 00:03:21,684 --> 00:03:23,617 Last night I had a fucking crazy, 87 00:03:23,617 --> 00:03:24,790 really vivid nightmare 88 00:03:24,790 --> 00:03:28,035 where I went home and I woke up like... 89 00:03:28,035 --> 00:03:31,141 I think it's time we make that dream reality! 90 00:03:31,141 --> 00:03:32,902 [all laugh] 91 00:03:32,902 --> 00:03:34,835 Hello, hello, hello! 92 00:03:34,835 --> 00:03:36,630 [cheering] 93 00:03:36,630 --> 00:03:38,321 Hi! 94 00:03:38,321 --> 00:03:39,564 Yes, ma'am! 95 00:03:39,564 --> 00:03:41,566 -My queens! -Hi! 96 00:03:41,566 --> 00:03:43,706 Now, you've all been through a lot together. 97 00:03:43,706 --> 00:03:46,433 Now it's time to open your hearts 98 00:03:46,433 --> 00:03:50,540 and express how you truly feel about each other. 99 00:03:50,540 --> 00:03:53,405 And I know just the trick. 100 00:03:53,405 --> 00:03:56,857 The library's about to be open. 101 00:03:56,857 --> 00:03:59,618 Because reading is what? 102 00:03:59,618 --> 00:04:01,241 -Fundamental! -Fundamental! 103 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:04,554 Exactly, darling. 104 00:04:04,554 --> 00:04:07,143 First up, Rosé. 105 00:04:07,143 --> 00:04:08,317 Oh! 106 00:04:08,317 --> 00:04:10,974 Way to do this, bitch! 107 00:04:10,974 --> 00:04:12,631 Oh, she's ready. 108 00:04:12,631 --> 00:04:13,736 She's ready, baby. 109 00:04:13,736 --> 00:04:15,841 The library is open. 110 00:04:15,841 --> 00:04:19,535 LaLa Ri, bitch, this look is sickening, girl... 111 00:04:19,535 --> 00:04:22,883 is something nobody said to you during the ball challenge. 112 00:04:22,883 --> 00:04:25,989 [all laugh] 113 00:04:25,989 --> 00:04:27,336 Kandy. 114 00:04:27,336 --> 00:04:28,820 You have eaten tons of it. 115 00:04:28,820 --> 00:04:30,822 [all laugh] 116 00:04:30,822 --> 00:04:32,479 Bitch. 117 00:04:32,479 --> 00:04:34,791 [imitating Gottmik] Gottmik. 118 00:04:34,791 --> 00:04:38,001 You are so L.A., 119 00:04:38,001 --> 00:04:41,936 even your farts have a vocal fry. 120 00:04:41,936 --> 00:04:44,974 Olivia, your teeth are whiter 121 00:04:44,974 --> 00:04:48,357 than Utica and Gottmik trying to twerk to disco. 122 00:04:48,357 --> 00:04:52,740 [all laugh] 123 00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:55,571 Utica, bitch, you're fucking weird. 124 00:04:55,571 --> 00:04:58,436 RuPaul can walk up in here in cargo shorts, 125 00:04:58,436 --> 00:04:59,471 and I would still vote you 126 00:04:59,471 --> 00:05:00,714 the most confusing thing in the room. 127 00:05:00,714 --> 00:05:03,095 [all laugh] 128 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:05,408 Tina, if this whole drag thing doesn't work out for you, 129 00:05:05,408 --> 00:05:08,756 you and them shoulders have a gorgeous career in the NFL. 130 00:05:08,756 --> 00:05:09,964 Tight end. 131 00:05:09,964 --> 00:05:11,103 No, not what I heard. 132 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:12,967 [screams and laughter] 133 00:05:12,967 --> 00:05:16,419 Kandy Muse, it is so amazing 134 00:05:16,419 --> 00:05:19,733 how we represent such different communities here: 135 00:05:19,733 --> 00:05:22,839 gay, trans, pug. 136 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:26,118 [screams and laughter] 137 00:05:27,948 --> 00:05:30,778 Miss Rosé, your personality reminds me 138 00:05:30,778 --> 00:05:34,264 of a piece of Perdue chicken: white, bland, and unseasoned. 139 00:05:34,264 --> 00:05:35,438 [all laugh] 140 00:05:35,438 --> 00:05:37,440 Denali. 141 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,684 -Meh, forgettable. -Ooh. 142 00:05:39,684 --> 00:05:43,308 Miss Utica, you are weird, you are creepy, 143 00:05:43,308 --> 00:05:44,792 and for those reasons, my dear, 144 00:05:44,792 --> 00:05:48,382 I want you to suffocate me with your big dick. 145 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:50,936 [all laugh] 146 00:05:52,662 --> 00:05:54,457 -What? -Denali. 147 00:05:54,457 --> 00:05:56,217 You do got a fat ass, bitch. 148 00:05:56,217 --> 00:05:57,460 -Thank you. -And that's great, 149 00:05:57,460 --> 00:05:58,668 because you're gonna need something to land on 150 00:05:58,668 --> 00:05:59,704 when she sends you home. 151 00:05:59,704 --> 00:06:01,153 [all laugh] 152 00:06:01,153 --> 00:06:03,432 Tinta Burnter! 153 00:06:03,432 --> 00:06:05,572 How much Tina have you actually burned, bitch? 154 00:06:05,572 --> 00:06:07,574 [all laugh] 155 00:06:07,574 --> 00:06:09,783 We all wanna know! 156 00:06:09,783 --> 00:06:11,129 Symone, you're so oily 157 00:06:11,129 --> 00:06:13,890 I could definitely see you in a Dawn commercial. 158 00:06:13,890 --> 00:06:15,651 [all laugh] Dahlia. 159 00:06:15,651 --> 00:06:17,963 Uh, uh, Dina. 160 00:06:17,963 --> 00:06:19,482 Aw, bitch, I can never remember your name. 161 00:06:19,482 --> 00:06:21,553 Uh, Yucatan? Right. [all laugh] 162 00:06:21,553 --> 00:06:23,003 Rosé. 163 00:06:23,003 --> 00:06:24,280 When I think of rosé, 164 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:27,490 I think of expensive, beautiful champagne. 165 00:06:27,490 --> 00:06:30,631 But when I look at you, I think of tap water. 166 00:06:30,631 --> 00:06:32,909 [all laugh] 167 00:06:32,909 --> 00:06:37,431 Kandy Ho--I meant Kandy Muse is a ho. 168 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:40,883 The only time you're not talking is when you're getting ploughed. 169 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,644 Joey told me that. 170 00:06:43,644 --> 00:06:45,266 [all laugh] 171 00:06:45,266 --> 00:06:48,822 Scottish Rosé, you are like a wine. 172 00:06:48,822 --> 00:06:51,376 You're everything a basic white girl would want. 173 00:06:51,376 --> 00:06:53,758 Every time I'm around you I get a headache, 174 00:06:53,758 --> 00:06:56,450 and every time I look at your face, I just see sour grapes. 175 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:57,900 -Oh! -Ooh! 176 00:06:57,900 --> 00:07:01,386 Utica, the new Dorian Corey of Drag Race. 177 00:07:01,386 --> 00:07:03,319 I mean, where are those bodies hidden? 178 00:07:03,319 --> 00:07:04,562 you frickin' freak? 179 00:07:04,562 --> 00:07:06,702 [all laugh] 180 00:07:06,702 --> 00:07:08,497 Miss Kandy Muse, 181 00:07:08,497 --> 00:07:10,982 you're one of those girls that loves to be mad, sis. 182 00:07:10,982 --> 00:07:13,260 Well, I actually have something for you. 183 00:07:13,260 --> 00:07:14,295 Here's a cape. 184 00:07:14,295 --> 00:07:15,676 Now you can be super mad 185 00:07:15,676 --> 00:07:17,747 and fly the hell outta here, girl. 186 00:07:17,747 --> 00:07:19,784 [silence] 187 00:07:19,784 --> 00:07:21,544 [chuckles] 188 00:07:21,544 --> 00:07:24,409 Gottmik, you are so known for your mug, sis, 189 00:07:24,409 --> 00:07:26,929 but I really think you mean mug shot, 190 00:07:26,929 --> 00:07:29,379 because you're--having a face like that is criminal. 191 00:07:29,379 --> 00:07:32,141 [silence] 192 00:07:32,141 --> 00:07:36,110 Welp, I think the library is officially closed. 193 00:07:36,110 --> 00:07:38,527 It may have just been burned down. 194 00:07:38,527 --> 00:07:40,321 [all laugh] 195 00:07:40,321 --> 00:07:44,015 Now, if reading a queen to filth is a true art form, 196 00:07:44,015 --> 00:07:48,985 then one of you bitches is a creative genius. 197 00:07:48,985 --> 00:07:50,435 Gottmik, con-drag-ulations. 198 00:07:50,435 --> 00:07:53,714 You are the winner of today's mini-challenge. 199 00:07:53,714 --> 00:07:57,511 You've won a $2,500 gift card from ISLYNYC. 200 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:58,719 [cheers and applause] 201 00:07:58,719 --> 00:08:00,203 Now, squirrel friends, 202 00:08:00,203 --> 00:08:04,553 this competition is designed to keep you on your toes. 203 00:08:04,553 --> 00:08:06,520 For this week's maxi-challenge, 204 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,764 you need to improv for your life. 205 00:08:08,764 --> 00:08:10,041 Okay. 206 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:14,252 When you appear on the trashy talk show... 207 00:08:14,252 --> 00:08:16,288 Bossy Rossy After Dark. 208 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:18,014 [applause] 209 00:08:18,014 --> 00:08:19,671 The reboot! 210 00:08:19,671 --> 00:08:23,986 I'm going to assign the segments randomly from left to right. 211 00:08:25,021 --> 00:08:27,679 All right, Rosé, LaLa Ri, and Denali, 212 00:08:27,679 --> 00:08:29,129 you're booked for the segment 213 00:08:29,129 --> 00:08:33,409 I'm Pregnant With My Imaginary Boyfriend's Baby. 214 00:08:33,409 --> 00:08:34,928 [all laugh] 215 00:08:34,928 --> 00:08:38,621 Gottmik, Utica, and Olivia Lux, you've been booked 216 00:08:38,621 --> 00:08:44,351 for Breaking My Silence: Escape From The Cult Of Mimeology. 217 00:08:44,351 --> 00:08:46,733 [all laugh] 218 00:08:46,733 --> 00:08:50,737 Symone and Kandy Muse, you've been booked 219 00:08:50,737 --> 00:08:55,811 for the segment Former Teen Queens: Where Are They Now? 220 00:08:57,122 --> 00:09:01,161 And finally, Tina Burner and Elliott With 2 Ts, 221 00:09:01,161 --> 00:09:06,131 My Best Friend's 600-pound Ass Is Killing Our Friendship. 222 00:09:06,131 --> 00:09:09,514 I'm really excited about an improv challenge, 223 00:09:09,514 --> 00:09:14,346 but Jesus be a biscuit, Elliott's my partner. 224 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:17,142 Now, remember, there is no script, 225 00:09:17,142 --> 00:09:21,906 so listen, react, and let the comedy flow. 226 00:09:21,906 --> 00:09:24,287 Racers, start your engines, 227 00:09:24,287 --> 00:09:27,774 and may the best drag queen win! 228 00:09:28,947 --> 00:09:30,259 -Here we go. -Yes. 229 00:09:30,259 --> 00:09:32,433 "The concept: a rocket scientist 230 00:09:32,433 --> 00:09:34,366 wanted a booty as big as her brains." 231 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:35,367 [snorts] 232 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:36,921 How are you feeling about this? 233 00:09:36,921 --> 00:09:38,508 I know it's an improv challenge. 234 00:09:38,508 --> 00:09:40,821 Like, I mean, have you done improv before? 235 00:09:40,821 --> 00:09:44,376 I haven't done, like, traditional improv before, 236 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:45,826 but I'm really confident 237 00:09:45,826 --> 00:09:48,484 about being able to bounce back and forth with you. 238 00:09:48,484 --> 00:09:51,660 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 239 00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:53,869 I'm just a little concerned we're gonna go out there 240 00:09:53,869 --> 00:09:55,595 and Elliott's gonna, like, shut down. 241 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,701 But I got my foot on the pedal now. I'm driving. 242 00:09:58,701 --> 00:09:59,944 What if she jumps in the fucking crosswalk? 243 00:09:59,944 --> 00:10:02,084 I don't wanna have to hit her. 244 00:10:02,084 --> 00:10:03,741 But I will. 245 00:10:05,432 --> 00:10:06,502 RuPaul: Coming up... 246 00:10:06,502 --> 00:10:08,469 I went from first class to coach. 247 00:10:11,127 --> 00:10:15,269 You know, last time I checked... 248 00:10:15,269 --> 00:10:17,030 I'm scared. 249 00:10:17,030 --> 00:10:18,272 Aah! 250 00:10:18,272 --> 00:10:20,102 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 251 00:10:21,068 --> 00:10:23,105 [RuPaul laughs] 252 00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:26,487 For today's maxi-challenge, 253 00:10:26,487 --> 00:10:28,731 we're gonna be appearing in the trashy talk show 254 00:10:28,731 --> 00:10:31,941 Bossy Rossy After Dark, the Ru-boot. 255 00:10:32,148 --> 00:10:33,633 Tiffany Gibson and Little Deb-Deb, 256 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,048 where are they now? 257 00:10:35,048 --> 00:10:37,360 "Two former teen pop reality TV stars 258 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,604 who used to be infamous BFFs." 259 00:10:39,604 --> 00:10:41,502 We're pretty much playing white girls, bitch. 260 00:10:41,502 --> 00:10:43,194 We're playing girls from California, 261 00:10:43,194 --> 00:10:46,335 Valley girls, bimbos, airheads. 262 00:10:46,335 --> 00:10:47,543 It's gonna be so good. 263 00:10:47,543 --> 00:10:49,027 You and I are gonna play characters, 264 00:10:49,027 --> 00:10:50,615 we open our banjee hood, bitch. 265 00:10:50,615 --> 00:10:52,134 But, like, Michelle made it very plain 266 00:10:52,134 --> 00:10:55,413 that she wants to see something, like, different. 267 00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:57,967 You're from the south South Bronx, and you keep it real. 268 00:10:57,967 --> 00:11:00,556 It's always the same, and it kind of doesn't go anywhere. 269 00:11:00,556 --> 00:11:03,524 So the judges wanna see more range from me, 270 00:11:03,524 --> 00:11:06,010 so I definitely wanna apply that critique 271 00:11:06,010 --> 00:11:08,219 because I'm not trying to land in the bottom two again. 272 00:11:08,219 --> 00:11:09,461 You're leaning towards Little Deb-Deb, right? 273 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:10,497 -Yeah. -Okay. 274 00:11:10,497 --> 00:11:12,879 I will take Tiffany. 275 00:11:12,879 --> 00:11:13,914 Tiffany. 276 00:11:13,914 --> 00:11:15,985 I went from first class to coach. 277 00:11:17,504 --> 00:11:19,989 I feel like you are being very quiet. 278 00:11:19,989 --> 00:11:22,302 I think we need to be very much the characters, 279 00:11:22,302 --> 00:11:23,475 but, like, over the top. 280 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:26,616 I think I can do something like, yeah. 281 00:11:28,446 --> 00:11:30,068 Cute, okay. 282 00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:31,794 I... 283 00:11:31,794 --> 00:11:34,624 [laughs] 284 00:11:34,624 --> 00:11:36,074 I understand that Kandy 285 00:11:36,074 --> 00:11:38,628 wants to really apply the critique from the judges, 286 00:11:38,628 --> 00:11:40,389 but I don't know if that's necessarily the best route 287 00:11:40,389 --> 00:11:42,080 for this particular challenge. 288 00:11:42,356 --> 00:11:46,326 You know, last time I checked, 289 00:11:46,326 --> 00:11:52,159 uh, I just think that little Miss Deb-Deb... 290 00:11:52,159 --> 00:11:53,920 Crickets. 291 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,439 At the end of the day, we have to be over the top, 292 00:11:56,439 --> 00:11:57,647 have fun, and be funny, 293 00:11:57,647 --> 00:11:59,546 and whatever direction 294 00:11:59,546 --> 00:12:00,927 Kandy decides to go with this character, 295 00:12:00,927 --> 00:12:03,170 I hope that it is all of those things. 296 00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:05,621 -Oh, my God. -Aah! 297 00:12:05,621 --> 00:12:07,140 I am genuinely scared for us. 298 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:08,417 [giggles] 299 00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:10,868 I'm pregnant by my imaginary boyfriend. 300 00:12:10,868 --> 00:12:13,905 I wanna be Molly. 301 00:12:13,905 --> 00:12:15,079 I wanna be Polly. 302 00:12:15,079 --> 00:12:16,183 I'm really feeling comfortable with that. 303 00:12:16,183 --> 00:12:17,702 And I can be Dr. Melinda. 304 00:12:17,702 --> 00:12:19,669 You think so? Okay. 305 00:12:19,669 --> 00:12:23,604 LaLa and I definitely flopped in our acting challenge. 306 00:12:23,604 --> 00:12:26,746 So we have this great opportunity to redeem ourselves, 307 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,334 and there's no better way to do that 308 00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:31,129 than to play off of somebody 309 00:12:31,129 --> 00:12:33,891 that has improv and acting experience like Rosé. 310 00:12:33,891 --> 00:12:35,547 LaLa, like, in our acting challenge, 311 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,997 I think that what held you back 312 00:12:36,997 --> 00:12:39,137 was the pressure of, like, memorizing lines and shit. 313 00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:40,173 That's what held me back. 314 00:12:40,173 --> 00:12:41,588 -There's not lines. -Yeah. 315 00:12:41,588 --> 00:12:43,314 Like, we can literally say whatever the fuck we want. 316 00:12:43,314 --> 00:12:45,281 I mean, I act the fool all the time. 317 00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:46,524 You're funny as fuck. 318 00:12:46,524 --> 00:12:48,491 Honestly, after the last acting challenge, 319 00:12:48,491 --> 00:12:50,942 I took my critiques and I went to my room 320 00:12:50,942 --> 00:12:53,703 and I started watching different TV shows. 321 00:12:53,703 --> 00:12:56,258 And Martin Lawrence is one person that I'm studying, 322 00:12:56,258 --> 00:12:58,329 so Sheneneh is my inspiration. 323 00:12:58,329 --> 00:13:01,988 Sheneneh Jenkins. Single and loves to mingle. 324 00:13:03,403 --> 00:13:06,889 So what is your guys' experience with comedy? 325 00:13:06,889 --> 00:13:08,649 I love improv. 326 00:13:08,649 --> 00:13:10,306 I go to tons of improv shows, 327 00:13:10,306 --> 00:13:11,860 I was in an improv troupe for four years. 328 00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:13,344 -Yeah? -Werk! 329 00:13:13,344 --> 00:13:17,072 I've been known as a scene stealer 330 00:13:17,072 --> 00:13:18,728 in my improv troupes. 331 00:13:18,728 --> 00:13:19,868 I feel like the girls 332 00:13:19,868 --> 00:13:21,386 are gonna have to really put out a lot of energy 333 00:13:21,386 --> 00:13:22,698 so I don't steal the scene. 334 00:13:22,698 --> 00:13:24,217 "Gloria Allpink. 335 00:13:24,217 --> 00:13:26,702 "former mimeology member turned advocate. 336 00:13:26,702 --> 00:13:28,704 "Cheryl. Recently left the cult of mimeology. 337 00:13:28,704 --> 00:13:29,843 "Still doesn't speak. 338 00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:33,536 Bella: Cheryl's loud and self-centered mom." 339 00:13:33,536 --> 00:13:37,126 Initially, do you guys have any characters that you like? 340 00:13:37,126 --> 00:13:39,025 Gloria's fucking funny. 341 00:13:39,025 --> 00:13:41,372 I'm really liking Cheryl, just not talking. 342 00:13:41,372 --> 00:13:42,822 I'm liking Cheryl, too. 343 00:13:45,272 --> 00:13:47,412 I think I would, like, destroy Cheryl. 344 00:13:47,412 --> 00:13:48,620 I would destroy her. 345 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,416 The mime role is all physical comedy, 346 00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:53,867 and I think I'd be able to kill it 347 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,144 because that's what I do. 348 00:13:55,144 --> 00:13:56,697 I love those faces, and I've done mime work before, 349 00:13:56,697 --> 00:13:59,252 so it's, like, ooh. 350 00:13:59,252 --> 00:14:01,392 I'm really feeling Cheryl. 351 00:14:01,392 --> 00:14:03,601 -It's all about physical comedy. -It's a risk, 352 00:14:03,601 --> 00:14:07,398 but I think I'm, like, totally up for the risk. 353 00:14:07,398 --> 00:14:09,365 I think I want Cheryl. 354 00:14:09,365 --> 00:14:12,334 I don't know if I could do these other parts, 355 00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:14,336 and you are this improv expert 356 00:14:14,336 --> 00:14:17,304 that has been to improv university. 357 00:14:17,684 --> 00:14:18,754 I feel like we should read, 358 00:14:18,754 --> 00:14:20,376 because maybe that'll tell us the tea 359 00:14:20,376 --> 00:14:21,515 between you two for that. 360 00:14:21,515 --> 00:14:23,276 -Cute. -Shoot. 361 00:14:23,276 --> 00:14:24,587 We're rereading the script, 362 00:14:24,587 --> 00:14:27,625 I'm pretending like I'm open to other characters. 363 00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:30,662 But at the end of the day, I'm getting Cheryl. 364 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,596 I think in general, like, we should be strategic in this. 365 00:14:34,943 --> 00:14:38,360 And I'd rather play into the strengths on the team 366 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,671 rather than, like, picking and choosing. 367 00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:42,226 I agree. 368 00:14:42,226 --> 00:14:47,024 I also think that you could kill both. 369 00:14:49,578 --> 00:14:52,167 I think you should take Cheryl. 370 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:53,478 -So we got it. -Let's do it. 371 00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:55,895 Oh, my God! 372 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,207 I'm getting suspicious, Olivia. 373 00:14:58,207 --> 00:14:59,829 I'm getting real suspicious. 374 00:14:59,864 --> 00:15:02,384 Olivia is a mother fucking secret diva, okay? 375 00:15:02,384 --> 00:15:04,213 But I think at some point during this competition, 376 00:15:04,213 --> 00:15:05,456 you gonna have to own up to the fact 377 00:15:05,456 --> 00:15:06,698 that you're a mother fucking diva. 378 00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:08,666 I don't care if it's the polite diva, 379 00:15:08,666 --> 00:15:10,323 but it's a mother fucking diva. 380 00:15:10,323 --> 00:15:14,430 Who knows? I might land in the top again, 381 00:15:14,430 --> 00:15:15,880 Yeah, it's gonna be fun. 382 00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:18,400 RuPaul: Coming up... 383 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,022 You better move before mama kick you ass. 384 00:15:20,022 --> 00:15:21,265 Oh, my! 385 00:15:21,265 --> 00:15:24,268 [all screaming] 386 00:15:24,268 --> 00:15:25,994 -Cheryl! -Shut up! 387 00:15:25,994 --> 00:15:27,754 Aah! 388 00:15:27,754 --> 00:15:29,066 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 389 00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:32,034 [RuPaul laughs] 390 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:35,969 Ross: After the video 391 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,557 of me and the traffic cone got leaked, 392 00:15:37,557 --> 00:15:39,214 my talk show was canceled. 393 00:15:39,214 --> 00:15:41,733 But I'm fighting my way back 394 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,184 with a new digital series from my own backyard. 395 00:15:44,184 --> 00:15:49,258 So don't forget to subscribe toBossy Rossy After Dark. 396 00:15:49,258 --> 00:15:54,056 Welcome to an all-new episode of Bossy Rossy After Dark. 397 00:15:54,056 --> 00:15:57,439 [crickets chirp, dog barks] 398 00:15:57,439 --> 00:15:58,888 Now, my first guest claims 399 00:15:58,888 --> 00:16:02,685 that she's in love with her imaginary boyfriend. 400 00:16:02,685 --> 00:16:07,138 And get this. She's pregnant with his baby! 401 00:16:07,138 --> 00:16:08,484 Cuckoo! 402 00:16:08,484 --> 00:16:09,692 [laughter] 403 00:16:09,692 --> 00:16:11,004 Please welcome Molly 404 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:14,559 and her imaginary boyfriend Jared. 405 00:16:14,559 --> 00:16:17,183 [dogs bark] Oh, don't mind the dogs. 406 00:16:17,183 --> 00:16:18,322 Their bark is worse than their bite. 407 00:16:18,322 --> 00:16:19,357 Come on in. 408 00:16:19,357 --> 00:16:21,601 Just flip the latch. 409 00:16:21,601 --> 00:16:22,843 -Oh, there it is, sorry. -Jared-- 410 00:16:22,843 --> 00:16:24,466 Pregnancy brain, Ross. 411 00:16:24,466 --> 00:16:26,364 Come on, baby, hold my hand. 412 00:16:26,364 --> 00:16:27,710 Thank you. Please have a seat. 413 00:16:27,710 --> 00:16:28,711 I would love to. 414 00:16:28,711 --> 00:16:29,712 Can you get my back? 415 00:16:29,712 --> 00:16:31,714 Thank you. Thank you, Jared. 416 00:16:31,714 --> 00:16:33,751 Now, Molly, how did you and Jared first meet? 417 00:16:33,751 --> 00:16:36,029 I was about five years old, actually, 418 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,859 and I was having one of my legendary tea parties, 419 00:16:38,859 --> 00:16:40,654 and he just popped up out of nowhere. 420 00:16:40,654 --> 00:16:42,932 It was like he was so transparent with me 421 00:16:42,932 --> 00:16:44,900 from the moment we met, you know what I'm saying? 422 00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:45,901 I do. 423 00:16:45,901 --> 00:16:47,903 No, I'm not too forward. 424 00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:50,630 Which of Jared's body parts is your favorite? 425 00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:52,183 Oh, definitely the penis. 426 00:16:52,183 --> 00:16:54,634 [all laugh] 427 00:16:54,634 --> 00:16:56,946 Molly, sorry to tell you, 428 00:16:56,946 --> 00:17:01,744 but Jared has been seeing another woman. 429 00:17:01,744 --> 00:17:03,505 Jared! 430 00:17:03,505 --> 00:17:07,233 And that woman is here right now! 431 00:17:07,233 --> 00:17:08,786 Oh, Rossy, don't do this to me! 432 00:17:08,786 --> 00:17:12,514 Please welcome your mother Polly! 433 00:17:12,514 --> 00:17:15,344 Well, howdy-diddly-doo! 434 00:17:15,344 --> 00:17:16,518 Dogs! [dogs bark] 435 00:17:16,518 --> 00:17:18,589 Come on in, Polly, come on in. 436 00:17:18,589 --> 00:17:19,624 Thank you. 437 00:17:19,624 --> 00:17:20,832 Take a seat right next to Jared. 438 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:24,388 I'll have a seat right on my man. 439 00:17:24,388 --> 00:17:25,354 You better stop, Mama! 440 00:17:25,354 --> 00:17:28,150 Get your ass outta my man-- oh, no! 441 00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:30,083 [all laugh] 442 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,775 I've got a little bit of news for you, missy. 443 00:17:32,775 --> 00:17:35,606 If you haven't noticed, 444 00:17:35,606 --> 00:17:38,091 I'm pregnante! 445 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,265 I had a feeling! 446 00:17:39,265 --> 00:17:42,302 Tell me, who's the daddy of your child? 447 00:17:42,302 --> 00:17:45,305 Surprise to nobody. 448 00:17:45,305 --> 00:17:50,034 It's this fine-ass specimen right here: Jared. 449 00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:54,142 You better stop spinning lies, telling porky pies. 450 00:17:54,142 --> 00:17:55,729 All right, calm down, ladies. Sit down! 451 00:17:55,729 --> 00:17:56,903 Sorry, Rossy. 452 00:17:56,903 --> 00:17:58,905 It's the prenatal vitamins, I'm sure. 453 00:17:58,905 --> 00:18:01,563 Can this family be saved? 454 00:18:01,563 --> 00:18:05,118 To find out, please welcome Dr. Melinda. 455 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:08,604 Whoo, baby, this is nice right here! 456 00:18:08,604 --> 00:18:11,538 Ooh, baby, I thought I was in my neighborhood. 457 00:18:11,538 --> 00:18:13,885 -Dr. Melinda. -Yes, my love? 458 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:15,542 How do we mend them? 459 00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:16,819 You know what, do you trust him? 460 00:18:16,819 --> 00:18:18,131 Let me ask you this question. Do you trust him? 461 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,478 Of course I trust him! He's my man! 462 00:18:20,478 --> 00:18:22,273 I did this once to exorcise some cats, 463 00:18:22,273 --> 00:18:23,412 but let me try it with you. 464 00:18:23,412 --> 00:18:24,862 Get on up, everybody. I'm gonna ask you, 465 00:18:24,862 --> 00:18:26,243 because you said you trust Jared, right? 466 00:18:26,243 --> 00:18:29,625 I want you to fall back and let him catch you, okay? 467 00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:30,695 Sorry, Jared's gonna catch her? 468 00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:31,800 -Jared's gonna catch her. -Okay. 469 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,216 Dr. Melinda, this is really gonna work? 470 00:18:37,599 --> 00:18:38,565 Just gimme one second. I gotta do my stretches. 471 00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:39,946 Warm it up, girl. 472 00:18:39,946 --> 00:18:43,777 LaLa definitely isn't giving as much as the other two. 473 00:18:43,777 --> 00:18:46,884 Miss LaLa, I'm gonna need you to be loud, 474 00:18:46,884 --> 00:18:50,405 act stupid, and go in! 475 00:18:50,405 --> 00:18:52,683 One...fall! 476 00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:54,271 -Oh! -Oh! 477 00:18:54,271 --> 00:18:55,617 -Jared! -Oh! 478 00:18:55,617 --> 00:18:57,032 The baby, Jared! 479 00:18:57,032 --> 00:18:58,344 [all laugh] 480 00:18:58,344 --> 00:19:01,174 Now, you said you trust this man, and he let you fall. 481 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,624 And you mean to tell me a man that lets you fall 482 00:19:02,624 --> 00:19:05,903 will come in between the mother and the daughter love here? 483 00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:07,870 Mama! 484 00:19:07,870 --> 00:19:09,976 Molly! 485 00:19:09,976 --> 00:19:11,391 You wanna hug me? 486 00:19:11,391 --> 00:19:13,807 [both cry] 487 00:19:13,807 --> 00:19:15,809 Oh, so lovely! 488 00:19:15,809 --> 00:19:17,811 It's a viral moment! 489 00:19:17,811 --> 00:19:19,779 Now that we got that out the way, 490 00:19:19,779 --> 00:19:21,194 I have secrets of my own. 491 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,368 -Wait, what? -Secrets? 492 00:19:22,368 --> 00:19:25,060 Now, I have been counseling Jared myself. 493 00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:27,545 And for payments, he been landing low. 494 00:19:27,545 --> 00:19:29,789 And now I'm nine months pregnant. 495 00:19:29,789 --> 00:19:33,137 -Yes, baby! You see that? -Oh, no! 496 00:19:33,137 --> 00:19:35,760 It's not my skin color, but it's a baby bump. 497 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,487 I feel kind of unstable. 498 00:19:38,487 --> 00:19:40,386 -Unstable? -Unstable! 499 00:19:40,386 --> 00:19:42,146 The baby's coming! 500 00:19:42,146 --> 00:19:43,734 I'm going into labor, too! Do something Jared! 501 00:19:43,734 --> 00:19:46,495 Oh, no! I'm going into labor as well! 502 00:19:46,495 --> 00:19:48,221 Oh! 503 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,981 [babies cry] Oh! 504 00:19:52,881 --> 00:19:54,986 I don't know if it's a boy or a girl, but it's cute. 505 00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:57,403 Mine's got a bit of a wonky eye. 506 00:19:57,403 --> 00:20:00,578 Wait a minute. None of them look like Jared. 507 00:20:00,578 --> 00:20:05,514 But if Jared's not the daddy... 508 00:20:05,514 --> 00:20:09,656 find out who is, on the next Bossy Rossy After Dark! 509 00:20:09,656 --> 00:20:11,002 What in the hell is going on? 510 00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:13,108 At the end of the scene, I feel great. 511 00:20:13,108 --> 00:20:16,767 -We fucking killed it. -Oh, look at the baby! 512 00:20:16,767 --> 00:20:18,631 Audience: Bossy Rossy 513 00:20:18,631 --> 00:20:20,598 After Dark. 514 00:20:20,598 --> 00:20:22,669 You know, ever since I was a little boy, 515 00:20:22,669 --> 00:20:24,568 I always wanted to become a mime. 516 00:20:24,568 --> 00:20:27,467 But you know, horizontal stripes. 517 00:20:27,467 --> 00:20:30,643 So imagine my shock when I discovered 518 00:20:30,643 --> 00:20:34,819 that mimes are part of an international cult! 519 00:20:34,819 --> 00:20:36,200 To tell us more, please welcome 520 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:39,617 the author of How I Escaped the Cult of Mimeology, 521 00:20:39,617 --> 00:20:41,136 Gloria Allpink. 522 00:20:41,136 --> 00:20:43,725 [applause] Oh, hi! 523 00:20:43,725 --> 00:20:45,968 [dogs bark] Shut up, dogs! Shut up! 524 00:20:45,968 --> 00:20:48,247 Thank you so much for having me. 525 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,455 -Yes, have a seat. -Thank you. 526 00:20:49,455 --> 00:20:52,181 Now, mimeology. 527 00:20:52,181 --> 00:20:54,736 People are usually pretty silent on this community. 528 00:20:54,736 --> 00:20:57,463 Mimes. Not talking, Ross. 529 00:20:57,463 --> 00:20:58,740 They're not talking. 530 00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:00,707 I talk about it in my book. Did you read it? 531 00:21:00,707 --> 00:21:01,708 Of course I did! 532 00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:02,916 -You did? -No. 533 00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:04,263 Oh, okay, okay. 534 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,713 Like, you believe that Mik is a psychiatrist. 535 00:21:06,713 --> 00:21:09,095 Chapter three, stripes. 536 00:21:09,095 --> 00:21:12,305 Fashion statement or imprisonment, Ross? 537 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,651 I never thought about it like that. 538 00:21:13,651 --> 00:21:15,481 I know. You cannot make that shit up. 539 00:21:15,481 --> 00:21:17,862 Now, you work with a lot of recent ex-mimes. 540 00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:19,105 Oh, I do. 541 00:21:19,105 --> 00:21:20,727 Well, here to break her silence 542 00:21:20,727 --> 00:21:21,935 for the very first time, 543 00:21:21,935 --> 00:21:25,939 please welcome recent mime escapee Cheryl! 544 00:21:25,939 --> 00:21:26,940 [applause] 545 00:21:26,940 --> 00:21:28,217 [dogs bark] Here she comes. 546 00:21:28,217 --> 00:21:29,495 So sorry, Ross. I need to get this. 547 00:21:29,495 --> 00:21:30,599 She's all tied up. 548 00:21:30,599 --> 00:21:31,842 Don't worry, Cheryl. 549 00:21:31,842 --> 00:21:33,982 Oh, gosh. See, Ross, this is mimeology for you. 550 00:21:33,982 --> 00:21:36,191 Yeah, yeah, just don't let the dogs out. 551 00:21:36,191 --> 00:21:38,676 Come on. Come on, you got this, Cheryl. 552 00:21:38,676 --> 00:21:39,850 Come on, Cheryl. 553 00:21:39,850 --> 00:21:41,645 -No, right there. -Oh, no, Cheryl. 554 00:21:41,645 --> 00:21:45,269 Now, Gloria, Cheryl hasn't spoken for over 20 years. 555 00:21:45,269 --> 00:21:46,339 Is that true? 556 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:49,549 20 years. Yes, 20 years. 557 00:21:49,549 --> 00:21:54,278 But she gets closer and closer to breaking out of her box. 558 00:21:54,278 --> 00:21:57,108 Now, could you translate if I ask her a question? 559 00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:58,524 Of course. 560 00:21:58,524 --> 00:22:00,974 Now, Cheryl, how does it feel to be free? 561 00:22:04,564 --> 00:22:05,945 [all laugh] 562 00:22:05,945 --> 00:22:07,498 Oh, she feels ecstatic. 563 00:22:07,498 --> 00:22:10,329 But also, it's hard, Ross. 564 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,330 [all laugh] 565 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,987 What was life like in the cult? 566 00:22:15,610 --> 00:22:18,854 She's--she had to clean a lot, Ross. 567 00:22:20,235 --> 00:22:22,582 Oh, I know that one! 568 00:22:22,582 --> 00:22:24,964 They let you do that in the cult? 569 00:22:24,964 --> 00:22:26,448 Yep, they do, Ross. 570 00:22:26,448 --> 00:22:29,486 They let her churn butter all day. 571 00:22:29,486 --> 00:22:32,420 How did you finally get out of there, Cheryl? 572 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,493 -She opened the door. -Yeah. 573 00:22:36,493 --> 00:22:38,943 Got out of her box. 574 00:22:38,943 --> 00:22:41,187 Finally escaped. 575 00:22:41,187 --> 00:22:43,569 -She walked, she ran. -Yeah. 576 00:22:43,569 --> 00:22:46,468 It was a windy day, and she's running, Ross. 577 00:22:46,468 --> 00:22:49,160 She's just running away from that cult. 578 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,990 -So windy. -Where are you going? Oh. 579 00:22:53,579 --> 00:22:54,959 Oh, she stopped for ice cream. 580 00:22:54,959 --> 00:22:56,305 She had a break, she had a break. 581 00:22:56,305 --> 00:22:57,514 She was running fast the whole time. 582 00:22:57,514 --> 00:22:59,274 But she's running again, I think. Yes, yes. 583 00:22:59,274 --> 00:23:00,689 [all laugh] 584 00:23:00,689 --> 00:23:02,035 What is she doing now? What is this? 585 00:23:02,035 --> 00:23:03,382 Oh, she's tired. 586 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,314 She's so tired from running. 587 00:23:05,314 --> 00:23:08,421 Girl, Olivia is turning it with no fucking lines. 588 00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:09,422 -Yeah. -Yeah. 589 00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:11,286 You are so brave. 590 00:23:11,286 --> 00:23:14,289 Well, a little birdie told me 591 00:23:14,289 --> 00:23:17,016 that you haven't seen your long-lost mother 592 00:23:17,016 --> 00:23:19,294 in over 20 years. 593 00:23:19,294 --> 00:23:23,402 It's time for a Bossy Rossyreunion! 594 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:26,197 Come out, Mother Bella! 595 00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:28,614 Oh, my God, I love these bushes. 596 00:23:28,614 --> 00:23:29,615 Right over here. 597 00:23:29,615 --> 00:23:30,754 Hi! Hi. 598 00:23:30,754 --> 00:23:32,100 Oh, wow. 599 00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:34,482 -Come on in! -Sorry I'm late. 600 00:23:34,482 --> 00:23:37,174 I was at the Starbucks and I wanted a tall drink, 601 00:23:37,174 --> 00:23:38,934 but they gave me an even taller drink, 602 00:23:38,934 --> 00:23:40,971 and I just cannot deal with it. I just can't. 603 00:23:40,971 --> 00:23:43,111 -I just can't. -Okay. 604 00:23:43,111 --> 00:23:44,975 I need something smaller. Smaller. 605 00:23:44,975 --> 00:23:47,356 So you can talk, can't you? 606 00:23:47,356 --> 00:23:49,773 Dear, why don't you just take a seat right there? 607 00:23:49,773 --> 00:23:52,223 I'm a little confused with Utica's character. 608 00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:53,880 [laughs] 609 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,435 She's supposed to be her mother, but she looks like a hooker. 610 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:59,438 What's with the nails, Edward Scissorhands? 611 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,060 You know what, Utica? I get it now. 612 00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:03,303 You're coming over to trim the bushes at Ross' house. 613 00:24:03,303 --> 00:24:05,029 Bella, I gotta ask. 614 00:24:05,029 --> 00:24:08,343 What is it like to see your daughter after 20 years? 615 00:24:08,343 --> 00:24:09,586 Ever since I sent you away, 616 00:24:09,586 --> 00:24:13,244 I've been thinking about you every single-- 617 00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:15,488 I haven't been thinking about you. 618 00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:17,214 But oh, my goodness, I just can't tell-- 619 00:24:17,214 --> 00:24:21,701 you were such a loud, loud, loud child. Shh! 620 00:24:21,701 --> 00:24:24,048 [hisses] 621 00:24:24,048 --> 00:24:25,878 You see this? She's sold out. 622 00:24:25,878 --> 00:24:27,845 [hisses] 623 00:24:27,845 --> 00:24:28,915 Well... 624 00:24:28,915 --> 00:24:30,089 I just can't. 625 00:24:31,815 --> 00:24:33,713 Oof. 626 00:24:33,713 --> 00:24:34,956 [laughs] 627 00:24:34,956 --> 00:24:36,371 I'm gonna have to intervene. 628 00:24:36,371 --> 00:24:39,547 I'm kind of thinking you might be the reason 629 00:24:39,547 --> 00:24:42,757 Cheryl got into mimeology in the first place. 630 00:24:42,757 --> 00:24:43,965 -[scoffs] -Now, Cheryl, 631 00:24:43,965 --> 00:24:47,416 here is your chance to break your silence. 632 00:24:47,416 --> 00:24:50,489 What if you used your first words in 20 years 633 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:53,802 to talk to your mother? 634 00:24:55,701 --> 00:24:56,805 What's it gonna be? 635 00:24:56,805 --> 00:24:58,911 And you know, I'll step in, 636 00:24:58,911 --> 00:25:03,467 because I cannot stand this loudness 637 00:25:03,467 --> 00:25:04,779 and I just cannot even-- 638 00:25:04,779 --> 00:25:07,195 -Shut up, mother! -Cheryl! 639 00:25:07,195 --> 00:25:09,715 Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 640 00:25:09,715 --> 00:25:11,061 Aah! 641 00:25:11,061 --> 00:25:13,097 [gasps] 642 00:25:13,097 --> 00:25:15,030 This is a viral moment! 643 00:25:15,030 --> 00:25:18,793 Bossy Rossy, this is exactly what I needed. 644 00:25:18,793 --> 00:25:21,278 I don't need you anymore, Mother! 645 00:25:21,278 --> 00:25:23,556 I can live free! 646 00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:26,283 This is classic my book, you guys. 647 00:25:26,283 --> 00:25:27,905 This is what it's all about. 648 00:25:27,905 --> 00:25:29,355 [all laugh] Werk. 649 00:25:29,355 --> 00:25:32,254 Another Bossy Rossyexclusive. 650 00:25:32,254 --> 00:25:35,982 -Thanks, ladies! -I just can't believe this! 651 00:25:35,982 --> 00:25:37,674 I'm looking at the group, 652 00:25:37,674 --> 00:25:40,677 but in reality, I'm looking at Mik and Olivia. 653 00:25:40,677 --> 00:25:43,680 And I feel like Utica's there, but it's not hitting. 654 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,648 Child, Utica... 655 00:25:47,304 --> 00:25:48,650 you in danger, girl. 656 00:25:48,650 --> 00:25:50,410 [sobs] Whoo! 657 00:25:50,756 --> 00:25:51,619 RuPaul: Coming up... 658 00:25:51,722 --> 00:25:55,036 Now I gotta sit right down. Ooh, child! 659 00:25:55,036 --> 00:25:57,245 [shouting] 660 00:25:57,245 --> 00:25:59,937 [screaming] 661 00:25:59,937 --> 00:26:02,112 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 662 00:26:03,009 --> 00:26:05,046 [RuPaul laughs] 663 00:26:05,529 --> 00:26:07,151 Audience: Bossy Rossy... 664 00:26:07,151 --> 00:26:09,291 After Dark. 665 00:26:09,291 --> 00:26:14,124 Our next guest was the teen star of her generation. 666 00:26:14,124 --> 00:26:16,264 But today she can't get arrested, 667 00:26:16,264 --> 00:26:17,990 so I booked her on our show! 668 00:26:17,990 --> 00:26:21,131 [laughs] Please welcome Tiffany Gibson. 669 00:26:21,131 --> 00:26:24,375 Oh, my God, what a backyard. [dogs barking] 670 00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:26,274 -Hi! -What poor person lives here? 671 00:26:26,274 --> 00:26:27,482 [all laugh] 672 00:26:27,482 --> 00:26:29,104 Welcome to my home. 673 00:26:29,104 --> 00:26:30,899 Now, our audience fell in love with you 674 00:26:30,899 --> 00:26:34,247 on your reality TV show The Complicated Life. 675 00:26:34,247 --> 00:26:35,283 Yes. 676 00:26:35,283 --> 00:26:38,424 But since then, crickets. 677 00:26:38,424 --> 00:26:39,736 No, listen. 678 00:26:39,736 --> 00:26:42,462 [crickets chirp] Really. Crickets. 679 00:26:42,462 --> 00:26:44,292 Now, what gave you your first big break? 680 00:26:44,292 --> 00:26:47,157 Well, some of you may know 681 00:26:47,157 --> 00:26:50,816 I released my first sex tape, One Night in Tiffany. 682 00:26:50,816 --> 00:26:52,990 I remember that one! 683 00:26:52,990 --> 00:26:54,820 -It was good, huh? -Yeah, I didn't see it. 684 00:26:54,820 --> 00:26:55,959 You should. 685 00:26:55,959 --> 00:26:57,408 I don't even have a VHS player anymore. 686 00:26:57,408 --> 00:26:59,687 [gasp] You little bitch. 687 00:26:59,687 --> 00:27:01,447 [all laugh] 688 00:27:01,447 --> 00:27:05,900 Kandy's risk of not being so over-the-top is working. 689 00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:09,006 What about those rumors out there 690 00:27:09,006 --> 00:27:13,459 about you and Little Deb-Deb having a feud? 691 00:27:13,459 --> 00:27:16,911 Well, the ratings were low, the fans were not happy, 692 00:27:16,911 --> 00:27:19,396 so I fired her from The Complicated Life. 693 00:27:19,396 --> 00:27:23,296 Do you even know where Little Deb-Deb lives? 694 00:27:23,296 --> 00:27:26,161 I haven't heard of Little Deb-Deb in years. 695 00:27:26,161 --> 00:27:28,163 Well, I know where she lives. 696 00:27:28,163 --> 00:27:29,440 Where's that? 697 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,616 In a condo across the street! 698 00:27:32,616 --> 00:27:38,242 Please welcome your ex-best friend, Little Deb-Deb! 699 00:27:38,242 --> 00:27:40,348 Surprise! 700 00:27:40,348 --> 00:27:42,039 You shady bitch! 701 00:27:42,039 --> 00:27:44,628 Ross, bitch, how does this work? 702 00:27:44,628 --> 00:27:46,078 Gotta tell the gardener about that gate. 703 00:27:46,078 --> 00:27:49,771 Now I gotta sit right down. Ooh, child! 704 00:27:49,771 --> 00:27:53,085 It is so good to see you, Little Deb-Deb! 705 00:27:53,085 --> 00:27:55,087 Oh, no, no, not Little Deb-Deb. 706 00:27:55,087 --> 00:27:56,088 No, we're scratching that, diva. 707 00:27:56,088 --> 00:27:57,710 It's Deborah now. 708 00:27:57,710 --> 00:27:58,884 [all laugh] 709 00:27:58,884 --> 00:28:01,714 Well, welcome, Deborah, and say hi. 710 00:28:01,714 --> 00:28:03,716 Hellur. 711 00:28:03,716 --> 00:28:06,926 It's good to see you two reunited. 712 00:28:06,926 --> 00:28:08,238 Is it? 713 00:28:08,238 --> 00:28:09,653 [all laugh] 714 00:28:09,653 --> 00:28:11,517 We're not starting off very high-energy. 715 00:28:11,517 --> 00:28:12,932 The other girls did really, really well, 716 00:28:12,932 --> 00:28:14,347 and I don't want us to do this, 717 00:28:14,347 --> 00:28:16,315 and then we get there and then do that. 718 00:28:16,315 --> 00:28:19,007 Little Deb-Deb, what have you been doing with yourself? 719 00:28:19,007 --> 00:28:20,250 Well, darling, ever since, you know, 720 00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:22,666 the fiasco with that show, I got into candles. 721 00:28:22,666 --> 00:28:23,702 I even got you one. 722 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,393 I'd love a candle! 723 00:28:25,393 --> 00:28:27,257 Yes, this one's called Fame. 724 00:28:27,257 --> 00:28:28,914 Fashioned it after myself. 725 00:28:28,914 --> 00:28:30,432 Oh, delusional. 726 00:28:30,432 --> 00:28:34,989 And this one is called Betrayal. [laughs] 727 00:28:34,989 --> 00:28:36,645 And this one's for you! 728 00:28:36,645 --> 00:28:37,819 Oh! 729 00:28:37,819 --> 00:28:39,303 A gift. 730 00:28:39,303 --> 00:28:40,442 Isn't that nice, Tiffany? 731 00:28:40,442 --> 00:28:42,686 What a lovely--oops. 732 00:28:42,686 --> 00:28:44,377 Okay, bitch. 733 00:28:44,377 --> 00:28:46,552 Deborah, what is your lowest moment? 734 00:28:46,552 --> 00:28:49,313 I think my lowest moment would have to be... 735 00:28:51,143 --> 00:28:52,834 Having to go to the slammer. 736 00:28:52,834 --> 00:28:56,389 It was a hard time for me, Deborah. 737 00:28:56,389 --> 00:28:58,081 "Me, Deborah." [laughs] 738 00:28:58,081 --> 00:29:01,567 I had to get a mug shot, you know, 739 00:29:01,567 --> 00:29:03,396 and they put it in the papers. 740 00:29:04,673 --> 00:29:06,365 And they called me desperate, 741 00:29:06,365 --> 00:29:08,091 and that's what the inspiration for this one came from. 742 00:29:08,091 --> 00:29:09,748 Desperation. 743 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:11,680 [all laugh] Yes, Symone. 744 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,579 What did you get arrested for? 745 00:29:13,579 --> 00:29:15,201 They said I was prostituting. 746 00:29:15,201 --> 00:29:17,686 I didn't even know that's what that was! 747 00:29:17,686 --> 00:29:19,171 I mean, I just thought people gave you money 748 00:29:19,171 --> 00:29:20,655 when you gave 'em fellatio! 749 00:29:20,655 --> 00:29:24,935 [all laugh] Whoo, baby. 750 00:29:24,935 --> 00:29:27,938 I just thought at this point, just be fucking funny. 751 00:29:27,938 --> 00:29:29,388 A damn fool. 752 00:29:29,388 --> 00:29:30,527 You know, it's traumatic. 753 00:29:30,527 --> 00:29:31,804 We have to get it to a 10, diva. 754 00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:36,567 I see two friends here who are dying to make up. 755 00:29:36,567 --> 00:29:37,914 -Mm-mm. -No, mm-mm. 756 00:29:37,914 --> 00:29:39,329 Friends who are better together! 757 00:29:39,329 --> 00:29:40,433 -Ugh. -Mm. 758 00:29:40,433 --> 00:29:42,573 Two friends who ruled the world! 759 00:29:42,573 --> 00:29:44,817 -Mm! -Mm! 760 00:29:44,817 --> 00:29:45,853 -Mm-hmm. -Mm-hmm. 761 00:29:45,853 --> 00:29:47,475 And could rule it again! 762 00:29:47,475 --> 00:29:48,476 You right. 763 00:29:48,476 --> 00:29:49,926 Would you please do me 764 00:29:49,926 --> 00:29:51,824 and all your fans around the world a favor? 765 00:29:51,824 --> 00:29:52,929 What? 766 00:29:52,929 --> 00:29:54,240 Sing a little bit 767 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:58,003 of your hit song Row, Row, Row Your Boat. 768 00:29:58,003 --> 00:29:59,901 Row Your Boat? 769 00:29:59,901 --> 00:30:01,351 We should. 770 00:30:01,351 --> 00:30:02,559 Do it, do it, do it! 771 00:30:02,559 --> 00:30:04,319 Hold on. 772 00:30:04,319 --> 00:30:05,907 I think we could do it. 773 00:30:05,907 --> 00:30:07,806 Oh! [all laugh] 774 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:10,912 ♪ Row, row, row your boat 775 00:30:10,912 --> 00:30:15,675 ♪ Gently down the stream 776 00:30:15,675 --> 00:30:21,302 ♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, oh ♪ 777 00:30:21,302 --> 00:30:22,682 [all laugh] 778 00:30:22,682 --> 00:30:26,790 ♪ Life is but a dream 779 00:30:26,790 --> 00:30:29,517 ♪ Yeah 780 00:30:29,517 --> 00:30:33,141 Oh, my gosh, that's how you do it, ladies! 781 00:30:33,141 --> 00:30:34,833 We didn't do what everyone else did, 782 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,317 and I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. 783 00:30:36,317 --> 00:30:38,940 I don't know. We'll have to see when we go to the main stage. 784 00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:40,355 All right, ladies, thank you so much. 785 00:30:40,355 --> 00:30:42,944 Ooh, girl, get me out of this poor-people backyard! 786 00:30:42,944 --> 00:30:44,497 All right, that's a cut. We're off? 787 00:30:44,497 --> 00:30:47,604 All right. I hate candles. 788 00:30:49,399 --> 00:30:51,228 Audience: Bossy Rossy... 789 00:30:51,228 --> 00:30:52,574 After Dark. 790 00:30:52,574 --> 00:30:53,679 Aah! 791 00:30:53,679 --> 00:30:55,992 My first guest is a rocket scientist 792 00:30:55,992 --> 00:30:58,166 who says her life really blasted off 793 00:30:58,166 --> 00:31:00,410 when she got butt implants. 794 00:31:00,410 --> 00:31:01,687 All the way from NASA, 795 00:31:01,687 --> 00:31:05,760 please welcome Fanny and her 600-pound ass. 796 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,521 [dogs barking] Hello. 797 00:31:10,558 --> 00:31:12,767 Catch me on the side. How 'bout that? 798 00:31:12,767 --> 00:31:14,458 -Aah! -[laughs] 799 00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:16,598 Look at this body, honey! 800 00:31:16,598 --> 00:31:18,359 Take a seat. Whoa! 801 00:31:18,359 --> 00:31:20,188 Oh! Oh! 802 00:31:20,188 --> 00:31:22,535 How's that for gravitation pull? 803 00:31:22,535 --> 00:31:23,916 Wow! [all laugh] 804 00:31:23,916 --> 00:31:27,195 What can you do with that ass? 805 00:31:27,195 --> 00:31:30,785 Since leaving that, like, boring NASA life behind, 806 00:31:30,785 --> 00:31:32,994 I teach ass-ercise! 807 00:31:32,994 --> 00:31:34,789 -Oh! -Do you like? 808 00:31:34,789 --> 00:31:36,135 -Yeah! -Yeah. 809 00:31:36,135 --> 00:31:37,965 Talk to the ass, Bossy Rossy. 810 00:31:37,965 --> 00:31:39,863 Oh. Hi, ass. Hi, ass. How are you? 811 00:31:39,863 --> 00:31:41,623 Tina is giving me everything I need right now. 812 00:31:41,623 --> 00:31:43,108 Uh-huh. 813 00:31:43,108 --> 00:31:44,419 Fanny, I have to tell you, 814 00:31:44,419 --> 00:31:47,353 personally, I love your big, fat ass. 815 00:31:47,353 --> 00:31:50,736 But... not everybody does. 816 00:31:50,736 --> 00:31:53,808 Here to say that your 600-pound ass 817 00:31:53,808 --> 00:31:56,017 is tearing your friendship apart 818 00:31:56,017 --> 00:32:00,988 is your best friend and NASA coworker Mary! 819 00:32:00,988 --> 00:32:02,851 [applause] 820 00:32:02,851 --> 00:32:03,852 [dogs bark] 821 00:32:03,852 --> 00:32:06,338 Thank you so much for being here. 822 00:32:06,338 --> 00:32:08,927 -Yeah, talk to the ass! -Oh, God. 823 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,688 How are you doing, Ross? 824 00:32:11,688 --> 00:32:12,965 That's her mother? 825 00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:14,518 No, it's her, like, former best friend, I think. 826 00:32:14,518 --> 00:32:15,554 Oh. 827 00:32:15,554 --> 00:32:16,831 What was your friendship like 828 00:32:16,831 --> 00:32:19,627 before Fanny got a 600-pound ass? 829 00:32:19,627 --> 00:32:21,732 Well, Ross, we were always in each other's orbit. 830 00:32:21,732 --> 00:32:24,459 We worked together in the same department at NASA, 831 00:32:24,459 --> 00:32:26,254 and we were always together. 832 00:32:26,254 --> 00:32:29,430 And it's gotten so hard without her there. 833 00:32:29,430 --> 00:32:31,535 Everybody talks about you now. 834 00:32:31,535 --> 00:32:32,812 -What? -Yes. 835 00:32:32,812 --> 00:32:34,918 You are an embarrassment to the entire corporation. 836 00:32:34,918 --> 00:32:36,161 They just can't handle it 837 00:32:36,161 --> 00:32:38,335 that I'm putting the "ass" in "massive," okay? 838 00:32:38,335 --> 00:32:39,681 Oh, my goodness. 839 00:32:39,681 --> 00:32:42,891 Mary, do you think there's a chance 840 00:32:42,891 --> 00:32:45,722 that you and Fanny could ever be friends again? 841 00:32:45,722 --> 00:32:47,517 Well, you know what, Ross? 842 00:32:47,517 --> 00:32:49,657 I thought before I came here 843 00:32:49,657 --> 00:32:51,693 that I wanted to be friends with her. 844 00:32:51,693 --> 00:32:55,801 But instead, I thought maybe I should leave NASA, too. 845 00:32:55,801 --> 00:32:57,354 What? What is going on? 846 00:32:57,354 --> 00:32:59,356 You ready? Bam! 847 00:32:59,356 --> 00:33:00,668 Oh! 848 00:33:00,668 --> 00:33:02,290 Aah! 849 00:33:02,290 --> 00:33:04,292 You fucking dirty little tramp! 850 00:33:04,292 --> 00:33:05,397 Aah! How dare you! 851 00:33:05,397 --> 00:33:07,847 How dare you! 852 00:33:07,847 --> 00:33:08,883 Oh! This is a viral moment! Viral moment! 853 00:33:08,883 --> 00:33:11,161 Talk to the ass! Talk to the ass! 854 00:33:11,161 --> 00:33:13,439 Talk to that ass! 855 00:33:13,439 --> 00:33:15,579 [all laugh] 856 00:33:15,579 --> 00:33:17,374 I think we can figure out some other way 857 00:33:17,374 --> 00:33:19,100 for you to work this thing out. 858 00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:20,550 What do you suppose we do, then? 859 00:33:20,550 --> 00:33:22,069 Well, I have an idea. 860 00:33:23,415 --> 00:33:25,072 Tickle fight! 861 00:33:25,072 --> 00:33:27,108 Wait, what? 862 00:33:27,108 --> 00:33:28,385 Tickle her! 863 00:33:28,385 --> 00:33:30,629 Like, hold on, it's like, what--stop! [giggles] 864 00:33:30,629 --> 00:33:33,459 [all giggling] 865 00:33:33,459 --> 00:33:34,633 Stop! 866 00:33:34,633 --> 00:33:36,359 Ooh! 867 00:33:36,359 --> 00:33:37,912 [all laugh] 868 00:33:37,912 --> 00:33:39,948 Wait, wait, do it again. 869 00:33:39,948 --> 00:33:41,743 -Do it again. Yeah? -Yeah. 870 00:33:41,743 --> 00:33:43,366 Shh, don't speak! Don't speak! 871 00:33:43,366 --> 00:33:45,092 I missed you! 872 00:33:46,783 --> 00:33:49,165 [screams and laughter] 873 00:33:51,270 --> 00:33:53,445 Miss Thing, I made out with Tina. 874 00:33:53,445 --> 00:33:55,999 [moaning and groaning] 875 00:33:55,999 --> 00:33:57,932 Wait, wait. Take my ass! 876 00:33:57,932 --> 00:34:00,417 [screaming] 877 00:34:00,417 --> 00:34:02,937 It felt like kissing somebody's uncle, girl. 878 00:34:02,937 --> 00:34:05,457 [laughs] 879 00:34:05,457 --> 00:34:09,426 I feel like Elliott definitely did not match Tina's energy 880 00:34:09,426 --> 00:34:10,979 through this entire thing. 881 00:34:10,979 --> 00:34:13,430 If you're not gonna match the energy that's bigger than you, 882 00:34:13,430 --> 00:34:14,845 you're gonna get lost. 883 00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:16,088 -Wait! Wait! -Take my ass! 884 00:34:16,088 --> 00:34:18,159 Ladies, clean up, all right? 885 00:34:18,159 --> 00:34:20,472 I gotta get out before the owners of this house get back. 886 00:34:22,612 --> 00:34:24,372 Oh, uh-oh, here they come. 887 00:34:24,372 --> 00:34:25,994 [car honks] Oh, here they come! 888 00:34:25,994 --> 00:34:27,893 -Get outta here! -Oh, my God! 889 00:34:27,893 --> 00:34:31,207 Ass-ercise! 890 00:34:31,207 --> 00:34:32,760 Ross: Thanks so much for watching. 891 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:36,419 Don't forget to like and subscribe, please? 892 00:34:38,110 --> 00:34:39,387 RuPaul: Coming up... 893 00:34:39,387 --> 00:34:41,009 My favorite TV moment is Maury. 894 00:34:41,009 --> 00:34:43,598 Like, the cameramen are Olympic sprinters. 895 00:34:43,598 --> 00:34:44,806 I'm gonna be Maury. 896 00:34:44,806 --> 00:34:47,154 You gonna be the baby mama. 897 00:34:47,154 --> 00:34:48,258 Aah! 898 00:34:48,258 --> 00:34:51,641 I told you! I told you! 899 00:34:51,641 --> 00:34:53,988 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 900 00:34:54,885 --> 00:34:56,956 [RuPaul laughs] 901 00:34:58,717 --> 00:35:01,375 -Ooh! -Let's do this! 902 00:35:01,375 --> 00:35:04,585 Running, running, running, running, running, running. 903 00:35:04,585 --> 00:35:05,655 It's runway day, 904 00:35:05,655 --> 00:35:07,415 and today we're gonna get to find out 905 00:35:07,415 --> 00:35:10,108 what the judges thought of our trashy talk show. 906 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,421 Symone's a little bit nervous because the characters we played 907 00:35:13,421 --> 00:35:15,285 were way outside of our comfort zone, 908 00:35:15,285 --> 00:35:17,356 and I want her to snap out of it. 909 00:35:17,356 --> 00:35:18,944 Like, bitch, I'm telling you we did good, 910 00:35:18,944 --> 00:35:20,394 so stop worrying about it. 911 00:35:23,155 --> 00:35:24,294 So, girl, how do you feel? 912 00:35:24,294 --> 00:35:26,503 I know, like, I got in my head about it, 913 00:35:26,503 --> 00:35:29,851 like, seeing your group and then seeing Utica's group. 914 00:35:29,851 --> 00:35:31,301 And it sucks. 915 00:35:31,301 --> 00:35:33,476 I second-guess myself a lot, 916 00:35:33,476 --> 00:35:36,479 and I am very in my head a lot sometimes. 917 00:35:36,479 --> 00:35:37,652 It comes from a lot of people-pleasing. 918 00:35:37,652 --> 00:35:39,758 Like, just not wanting to, like fuck up 919 00:35:39,758 --> 00:35:42,864 and make you disappointed in me or people, like, yell at me. 920 00:35:44,659 --> 00:35:47,145 I just wanna be good, I just wanna be perfect. 921 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,492 Like, growing up, like, 922 00:35:49,492 --> 00:35:51,114 my mom didn't necessarily put that pressure on me, 923 00:35:51,114 --> 00:35:52,288 like you have to dir-dit-dit-dit-dah. 924 00:35:52,288 --> 00:35:53,737 But it was just, like, 925 00:35:53,737 --> 00:35:55,636 when you have an older brother who goes away, 926 00:35:55,636 --> 00:35:58,328 like, who goes to jail, essentially, 927 00:35:58,328 --> 00:36:00,813 and you see what that does to your mom-- 928 00:36:00,813 --> 00:36:02,781 So when I was really young, 929 00:36:02,781 --> 00:36:07,130 my brother committed armed robbery 930 00:36:07,130 --> 00:36:11,099 and he went away. 931 00:36:11,099 --> 00:36:15,518 And that killed my mom. 932 00:36:15,518 --> 00:36:17,761 It was like she completely left her body. 933 00:36:17,761 --> 00:36:19,936 I just remember watching her, 934 00:36:19,936 --> 00:36:21,040 seeing that and being in that moment, 935 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:24,078 being like, you cannot do this to her. 936 00:36:24,078 --> 00:36:27,875 I just felt like I couldn't ever do anything 937 00:36:27,875 --> 00:36:30,326 to make her disappointed in me. 938 00:36:30,326 --> 00:36:33,121 And that's why Symone is so important to me. 939 00:36:33,121 --> 00:36:34,295 It's almost like being a different person, 940 00:36:34,295 --> 00:36:35,538 because she can make the mistakes. 941 00:36:35,538 --> 00:36:37,436 She can do stupid things, and people loved it. 942 00:36:37,436 --> 00:36:39,542 But, like, I could never do that. 943 00:36:39,542 --> 00:36:41,958 -Yeah, I get it, girl. -Oof. It's frustrating! 944 00:36:41,958 --> 00:36:43,477 My thing is I pray a lot, so... 945 00:36:43,477 --> 00:36:45,272 You pray? You stay prayed up? 946 00:36:45,272 --> 00:36:46,687 I pray. I stay prayed up, girl. 947 00:36:46,687 --> 00:36:48,585 [laughs] 948 00:36:49,655 --> 00:36:52,175 -Hey, Miss Thing. -Hi, angel. 949 00:36:52,175 --> 00:36:54,212 So how you feeling about the challenge thing? 950 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,420 I mean, I'm feeling good. 951 00:36:55,420 --> 00:36:56,421 I felt like we both did incredible. 952 00:36:56,421 --> 00:36:58,492 I thought we did an amazing job. 953 00:36:58,492 --> 00:37:01,357 But I just feel like whenever we came back in from the challenge, 954 00:37:01,357 --> 00:37:02,703 everyone almost went out of their way 955 00:37:02,703 --> 00:37:04,291 just to say how great you did. 956 00:37:04,291 --> 00:37:05,706 Which you did do great. 957 00:37:05,706 --> 00:37:09,744 But the second I came in, even though I did a good job, 958 00:37:09,744 --> 00:37:12,160 they all just kind of were, like, 959 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:13,507 "You didn't stand up next to Tina 960 00:37:13,507 --> 00:37:14,956 when it came to the energy." 961 00:37:14,956 --> 00:37:17,614 Watching Tina perform, you could just tell 962 00:37:17,614 --> 00:37:20,583 you went out there and had a fucking ball. 963 00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:22,136 And Elliott, you were good, too. 964 00:37:22,136 --> 00:37:25,035 The only thing is that Tina was such a big character, 965 00:37:25,035 --> 00:37:27,521 that sometimes it was like, oh, we're losing who Elliott is, 966 00:37:27,521 --> 00:37:28,970 and I was only watching Tina. 967 00:37:28,970 --> 00:37:32,146 And it just, you know, you get to almost, like, a point 968 00:37:32,146 --> 00:37:34,942 where it's like, it gets to you. 969 00:37:34,942 --> 00:37:38,048 I think a lot of people have pushed you to the side 970 00:37:38,048 --> 00:37:39,257 because they don't know who you are. 971 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,155 I think sometimes you're always so concerned 972 00:37:41,155 --> 00:37:43,813 with being Elliott With 2 Ts 973 00:37:43,813 --> 00:37:45,987 that you're never, like, Elliott. 974 00:37:45,987 --> 00:37:47,610 I mean, to be completely blunt, 975 00:37:47,610 --> 00:37:49,784 I think a lot of my insecurities 976 00:37:49,784 --> 00:37:51,890 with, like, how I interact with others 977 00:37:51,890 --> 00:37:53,374 comes from, like-- 978 00:37:53,374 --> 00:37:57,861 I have, like, a pretty severe case of clinical depression, 979 00:37:57,861 --> 00:38:00,864 and I have since I was about 13. 980 00:38:00,864 --> 00:38:02,556 And so I think that's why 981 00:38:02,556 --> 00:38:04,661 I kind of put on that face, that mask. 982 00:38:04,661 --> 00:38:05,662 Right, right. 983 00:38:05,662 --> 00:38:08,147 Because I don't want anyone to think, 984 00:38:08,147 --> 00:38:09,666 oh, girl, she has depression. 985 00:38:09,666 --> 00:38:12,151 It really takes my breath away a little bit, 986 00:38:12,151 --> 00:38:17,364 because, you know, it lets me know who he is. 987 00:38:17,364 --> 00:38:22,265 And depression is such a hard thing, 988 00:38:22,265 --> 00:38:24,543 and I know it so much firsthand. 989 00:38:24,543 --> 00:38:26,304 My mom's had depression since I was a kid. 990 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,789 Without pills, my mom is a very different person. 991 00:38:28,789 --> 00:38:31,826 You know, I grew up in a household of that, you know, 992 00:38:31,826 --> 00:38:33,034 so I know how hard it is to be around, 993 00:38:33,034 --> 00:38:34,450 and how hard it is to deal with it. 994 00:38:34,450 --> 00:38:37,487 There are days, like, I didn't even know who my mom was, 995 00:38:37,487 --> 00:38:38,661 you know what I mean? 996 00:38:38,661 --> 00:38:44,080 And I get, like, really, really upset about it, 997 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,841 because it's such, like-- 998 00:38:46,841 --> 00:38:48,567 it's a really hard thing. 999 00:38:48,567 --> 00:38:51,984 And it's, like, it gets me... 1000 00:38:51,984 --> 00:38:54,608 It gets me kind of emotional, 1001 00:38:54,608 --> 00:38:56,748 because it's, like, 1002 00:38:56,748 --> 00:39:00,407 I don't know what's, like, going on in your head. 1003 00:39:00,407 --> 00:39:03,341 Well, it's like my fiancé, he doesn't understand it. 1004 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:05,135 He just thinks, oh, you're just upset. 1005 00:39:05,135 --> 00:39:07,897 But, like, I could be in a room by myself 1006 00:39:07,897 --> 00:39:09,657 or in a room surrounded by my best friends, 1007 00:39:09,657 --> 00:39:11,141 and if it hits, it hits. 1008 00:39:11,141 --> 00:39:14,179 It literally is something that I have no control over. 1009 00:39:14,179 --> 00:39:15,491 Yeah. 1010 00:39:15,491 --> 00:39:17,700 It's not just a feeling, it is something that, like, 1011 00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:19,736 is a chemical imbalance in my brain. 1012 00:39:19,736 --> 00:39:23,775 And I think that's why I kind of... 1013 00:39:23,775 --> 00:39:26,881 been a little too much for some of the girls. 1014 00:39:26,881 --> 00:39:30,747 I think, like, if you were real and honest with these girls 1015 00:39:30,747 --> 00:39:32,093 like you're being with me right now, 1016 00:39:32,093 --> 00:39:35,096 I think it would change drastically. 1017 00:39:35,096 --> 00:39:36,995 It makes you a real person. 1018 00:39:36,995 --> 00:39:39,653 I have 180'd with Elliott. 1019 00:39:39,653 --> 00:39:43,795 I think Elliott is a very complex person, 1020 00:39:43,795 --> 00:39:47,523 and knowing that now, these are the times 1021 00:39:47,523 --> 00:39:49,766 when you feel ashamed 1022 00:39:49,766 --> 00:39:52,562 that you made judgments about people 1023 00:39:52,562 --> 00:39:56,221 without talking to them first, and I'm guilty of that. 1024 00:39:56,221 --> 00:39:57,636 Stop being so hard on yourself. 1025 00:39:57,636 --> 00:39:59,155 It's a new day. 1026 00:39:59,155 --> 00:40:00,846 And stop trying to impress everybody else. 1027 00:40:00,846 --> 00:40:02,538 -Thank you. -Yeah, yeah. 1028 00:40:05,541 --> 00:40:06,818 Girl, it's so funny, 1029 00:40:06,818 --> 00:40:08,751 because yesterday we were on the talk show, 1030 00:40:08,751 --> 00:40:10,753 and, girl, there have been some talk shows on TV 1031 00:40:10,753 --> 00:40:13,169 that are ridiculous, like Jerry Springer. 1032 00:40:13,169 --> 00:40:15,205 Gimme some of your favorite TV moments, bitch. 1033 00:40:15,205 --> 00:40:16,897 My favorite TV moments is Maury. 1034 00:40:16,897 --> 00:40:18,864 It's when the girls run. 1035 00:40:18,864 --> 00:40:20,038 Oh, yes. [all laugh] 1036 00:40:20,038 --> 00:40:22,247 Like, the cameramen are Olympic sprinters? 1037 00:40:22,247 --> 00:40:23,938 The cameramen, those are track stars. 1038 00:40:23,938 --> 00:40:25,630 They are chasin' hos. 1039 00:40:25,630 --> 00:40:28,460 I'm gonna be Maury, you gonna be the baby mama. 1040 00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:29,599 Okay. 1041 00:40:29,599 --> 00:40:30,635 I need a cameraman. 1042 00:40:30,635 --> 00:40:32,430 I'll do it! You? All right. 1043 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:33,914 -LaLa, stand in front of me. -Girl, I'm the boom. 1044 00:40:33,914 --> 00:40:35,985 All right, Miss LaLa Ri, 1045 00:40:35,985 --> 00:40:41,680 in the case of your four nine-year-old kids. 1046 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:46,444 LaLa, Tina Burner is not the father! 1047 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:49,239 -Aah! -I told you! I told you! 1048 00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:52,519 I told you! I told you, bitch! 1049 00:40:52,519 --> 00:40:54,797 [screaming] 1050 00:40:54,797 --> 00:40:56,661 I'm not the father! That's not my baby! 1051 00:40:56,661 --> 00:40:59,629 That's not my baby! 1052 00:40:59,629 --> 00:41:02,460 That's not my mother fucking baby! 1053 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,531 Oh, my God! [all laugh] 1054 00:41:04,531 --> 00:41:06,809 I love that you wanted Tina to be the dad, like-- 1055 00:41:06,809 --> 00:41:07,982 [laughs] 1056 00:41:07,982 --> 00:41:09,467 #Dad. 1057 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,434 [all laugh] 1058 00:41:14,023 --> 00:41:14,955 RuPaul: Coming up... 1059 00:41:14,955 --> 00:41:16,197 You did great! 1060 00:41:16,197 --> 00:41:19,304 You gave us over-the-top stupid and ridiculous. 1061 00:41:19,304 --> 00:41:20,857 This is Season 13, girl. 1062 00:41:20,857 --> 00:41:23,688 Listen, you got to go hard or go home. 1063 00:41:23,688 --> 00:41:25,931 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 1064 00:41:26,863 --> 00:41:28,900 [RuPaul laughs] 1065 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,358 [RuPaul laughs] 1066 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:46,089 ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 1067 00:41:46,089 --> 00:41:49,127 ♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪ 1068 00:41:50,784 --> 00:41:52,510 And what? 1069 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:55,513 Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race. 1070 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:59,827 Michelle Visage. Now, have you ever had an imaginary boyfriend? 1071 00:41:59,827 --> 00:42:03,866 No, but take my imaginary husband, please! 1072 00:42:03,866 --> 00:42:05,246 [all laugh] 1073 00:42:05,246 --> 00:42:08,146 And the hilarious Ross Mathews. 1074 00:42:08,146 --> 00:42:10,320 Now, Ross, would you consider yourself 1075 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,806 a bossy bottom or a bossy top? 1076 00:42:12,806 --> 00:42:14,842 Ru, I'm not bossy. 1077 00:42:14,842 --> 00:42:16,395 [all laugh] 1078 00:42:16,395 --> 00:42:19,088 She's a 21st-century renaissance woman, 1079 00:42:19,088 --> 00:42:22,332 the irrepressible Ts Madison. 1080 00:42:22,332 --> 00:42:23,955 Hey, Ru. Oh, my God, 1081 00:42:23,955 --> 00:42:26,509 the woman I learned how to be a woman from. 1082 00:42:26,509 --> 00:42:27,786 You better step your pussy up. 1083 00:42:27,786 --> 00:42:29,029 Ooh! [laughs] 1084 00:42:29,029 --> 00:42:31,341 Get a job, suck a dick. 1085 00:42:31,341 --> 00:42:33,240 Hold on. Go slower. I'm writing it down. 1086 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,656 [all laugh] 1087 00:42:35,656 --> 00:42:36,864 This week, we challenged our queens 1088 00:42:36,864 --> 00:42:40,488 to get sketchy on Bossy Rossy After Dark. 1089 00:42:40,488 --> 00:42:45,079 And tonight on the runway, category is Bead It. 1090 00:42:45,079 --> 00:42:49,670 Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win. 1091 00:42:51,154 --> 00:42:55,089 ♪ Bring back my girls 1092 00:42:55,089 --> 00:42:57,713 RuPaul: Up first, Denali. 1093 00:42:57,713 --> 00:42:59,646 Ts: Clap on! 1094 00:42:59,646 --> 00:43:01,130 [all laugh] 1095 00:43:01,130 --> 00:43:02,890 Denali: This look is one of my all-time favorites, 1096 00:43:02,890 --> 00:43:06,169 and it's a design that came straight from my mind. 1097 00:43:06,169 --> 00:43:07,377 I've been obsessed with lamps 1098 00:43:07,377 --> 00:43:09,138 since I was, like, a little baby boy, 1099 00:43:09,138 --> 00:43:11,036 and I told myself years ago 1100 00:43:11,036 --> 00:43:13,452 one day I'm gonna walk on the main stage 1101 00:43:13,452 --> 00:43:14,592 of RuPaul's Drag Race 1102 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:17,215 dressed as a massive chandelier. 1103 00:43:17,215 --> 00:43:18,526 Ross: How many drag queens does it take 1104 00:43:18,526 --> 00:43:20,528 to screw in a light bulb? 1105 00:43:20,528 --> 00:43:22,220 RuPaul: Rosé. 1106 00:43:22,220 --> 00:43:23,773 Michelle: Oh, hey, Stinkerbell! 1107 00:43:23,773 --> 00:43:26,120 Rosé: This look is a total labor of love. 1108 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:29,020 There are so many hours of work going on here, 1109 00:43:29,020 --> 00:43:30,711 and thousands of beads. 1110 00:43:30,711 --> 00:43:33,852 I'm like a little Tinker Bell made of plastic. 1111 00:43:33,852 --> 00:43:35,923 Ts: Clap your ass if you believe. 1112 00:43:35,923 --> 00:43:38,167 [all laugh] 1113 00:43:38,167 --> 00:43:40,548 RuPaul: LaLa Ri. 1114 00:43:40,548 --> 00:43:43,068 Oh, when the taints go marchin' in. 1115 00:43:43,068 --> 00:43:45,001 [all laugh] 1116 00:43:45,001 --> 00:43:46,554 LaLa: I love to shake my ass, 1117 00:43:46,554 --> 00:43:48,660 and I'm gonna shake my ass all the way down this runway. 1118 00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:50,628 I am very proud of this look. 1119 00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:52,871 I'm gonna take you to Mardi Gras today. 1120 00:43:52,871 --> 00:43:54,459 Whoo, child. 1121 00:43:54,459 --> 00:43:56,323 Ts: Creole Lady Marmalade. 1122 00:43:56,323 --> 00:43:58,705 [all laugh] 1123 00:43:58,705 --> 00:43:59,982 RuPaul: Gottmik. 1124 00:43:59,982 --> 00:44:01,397 Bottoms up! 1125 00:44:01,397 --> 00:44:05,090 Gottmik: This week, I chose the anal option. 1126 00:44:05,090 --> 00:44:07,437 I'm giving this sixties mod dress, 1127 00:44:07,437 --> 00:44:08,749 and then I have 1128 00:44:08,749 --> 00:44:12,857 a full anal bead inspired latex headpiece. 1129 00:44:12,857 --> 00:44:15,307 I just wanted to give you something campy 1130 00:44:15,307 --> 00:44:17,033 and funny. 1131 00:44:17,033 --> 00:44:18,656 RuPaul: Anal mountain high enough. 1132 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,588 [all laugh] 1133 00:44:20,588 --> 00:44:22,487 Olivia Lux. 1134 00:44:22,487 --> 00:44:23,902 Is the double-Dutch bus still running? 1135 00:44:23,902 --> 00:44:25,628 Olivia: When I think beads, 1136 00:44:25,628 --> 00:44:28,527 I think little Black girls with beads in their hair. 1137 00:44:28,527 --> 00:44:30,391 With my beaded jump rope, 1138 00:44:30,391 --> 00:44:34,223 and I have this custom denim overall skirt 1139 00:44:34,223 --> 00:44:37,502 fully covered with beads and stones. 1140 00:44:37,502 --> 00:44:39,538 Ts: I like her pattycakes. 1141 00:44:39,538 --> 00:44:41,264 [all laugh] 1142 00:44:41,264 --> 00:44:44,647 RuPaul: Syracuse, Schenectady, Utica. 1143 00:44:44,647 --> 00:44:46,269 Michelle: Something old, something new, 1144 00:44:46,269 --> 00:44:48,202 something bloody? 1145 00:44:48,202 --> 00:44:51,240 Utica: I am serving this bloody bride, 1146 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:53,449 but she's got this dark side, 1147 00:44:53,449 --> 00:44:57,591 and she's killed her husband and she's walked in his blood, 1148 00:44:57,591 --> 00:45:01,215 and just killed him with all these different kinds of beads. 1149 00:45:01,215 --> 00:45:02,458 RuPaul: I married Satan. 1150 00:45:02,458 --> 00:45:04,494 Oh, my God, I married Satan, too! 1151 00:45:04,494 --> 00:45:06,082 [Ts laughs] 1152 00:45:06,082 --> 00:45:07,463 RuPaul: Kandy Muse. 1153 00:45:07,463 --> 00:45:10,708 Ts: Classy and flashy. 1154 00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:11,916 And trashy, too. 1155 00:45:11,916 --> 00:45:13,020 [all laugh] 1156 00:45:13,020 --> 00:45:14,539 Kandy: This is the most beautiful 1157 00:45:14,539 --> 00:45:16,748 I am going to ever look. 1158 00:45:16,748 --> 00:45:20,925 I am wearing my huge hat 1159 00:45:20,925 --> 00:45:23,790 with beads like a cascade of diamonds. 1160 00:45:23,790 --> 00:45:28,933 I have my nipples softly caressed with some tassels. 1161 00:45:28,933 --> 00:45:31,901 I look like sex walking down this runway. 1162 00:45:31,901 --> 00:45:33,040 Ross: You know you're a whore 1163 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:34,214 when your beads are dragging on the floor. 1164 00:45:34,214 --> 00:45:35,422 Ts: Mm-hmm. 1165 00:45:35,422 --> 00:45:39,219 RuPaul: She delivers in 30 minutes or less. 1166 00:45:39,219 --> 00:45:40,427 Symone. 1167 00:45:40,427 --> 00:45:42,084 Michelle: Oh, y'all wanted beads? 1168 00:45:42,084 --> 00:45:44,051 [all laugh] 1169 00:45:44,051 --> 00:45:45,915 Symone: You wanted a gag on the runway? 1170 00:45:45,915 --> 00:45:48,228 Well, honey, here it is. 1171 00:45:48,228 --> 00:45:49,643 My runway look is inspired 1172 00:45:49,643 --> 00:45:53,958 by Glamazonian, Zulu African warrior, 1173 00:45:53,958 --> 00:45:56,270 all of these things spun up into one. 1174 00:45:56,270 --> 00:45:58,238 I am feeling just so strong 1175 00:45:58,238 --> 00:46:01,344 and ready to kick your ass if I need to. 1176 00:46:01,344 --> 00:46:02,898 Quintessential Symone happening right now. 1177 00:46:02,898 --> 00:46:03,899 Ts: Get into it. 1178 00:46:03,899 --> 00:46:06,315 RuPaul: What's her name again? 1179 00:46:07,454 --> 00:46:09,559 Symone! 1180 00:46:09,559 --> 00:46:10,629 Tina Burner. 1181 00:46:10,629 --> 00:46:13,011 Ross: I'd ride her Mardi Gras float. 1182 00:46:13,011 --> 00:46:14,185 [crack] 1183 00:46:14,185 --> 00:46:15,186 Michelle: Oh! 1184 00:46:17,050 --> 00:46:19,949 Tina: This is a very Tina Burner take on beads, 1185 00:46:19,949 --> 00:46:21,813 and I'm feeling this Mardi Gras fantasy. 1186 00:46:21,813 --> 00:46:23,884 I have taken Michelle's tips. 1187 00:46:23,884 --> 00:46:25,023 She wanted bigger hair. 1188 00:46:25,023 --> 00:46:26,749 I am listening, and I'm trying here. 1189 00:46:26,749 --> 00:46:29,925 Michelle: Her cups actually do runneth over. 1190 00:46:29,925 --> 00:46:31,616 Ross: At least she's covered up--oh! 1191 00:46:31,616 --> 00:46:32,686 Never mind. 1192 00:46:32,686 --> 00:46:35,827 Ts: We call that a Mardi-bra. 1193 00:46:35,827 --> 00:46:37,001 Ross: Titty-burner. 1194 00:46:37,001 --> 00:46:38,657 [all laugh] 1195 00:46:38,657 --> 00:46:40,556 RuPaul: Elliott With 2 Ts. 1196 00:46:40,556 --> 00:46:43,870 Ross: Flapper? I hardly know her! 1197 00:46:43,870 --> 00:46:48,115 Elliott: I'm a 1920s flapper on Bourbon Street. 1198 00:46:48,115 --> 00:46:49,841 I really wanted to take 1199 00:46:49,841 --> 00:46:52,879 the bulky material like Mardi Gras beads, 1200 00:46:52,879 --> 00:46:56,296 but still make it slimming and sophisticated and classy. 1201 00:46:56,296 --> 00:46:58,470 Ts: How great is your Gatsby? 1202 00:46:59,713 --> 00:47:00,956 RuPaul: Coming up... 1203 00:47:00,956 --> 00:47:02,750 You look beautiful. 1204 00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:05,443 It is absolutely stunning. 1205 00:47:05,443 --> 00:47:08,066 I'd wear this to one of my old jobs. 1206 00:47:12,588 --> 00:47:13,934 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 1207 00:47:14,901 --> 00:47:17,213 [RuPaul laughs] 1208 00:47:17,938 --> 00:47:20,665 Welcome, queens. I've made some decisions. 1209 00:47:22,494 --> 00:47:24,462 When I call your name, please step forward. 1210 00:47:26,050 --> 00:47:27,741 Tina Burner. 1211 00:47:27,741 --> 00:47:29,225 Gottmik. 1212 00:47:29,225 --> 00:47:31,331 Denali. 1213 00:47:31,331 --> 00:47:32,401 Rosé. 1214 00:47:34,299 --> 00:47:35,507 Ladies, you are safe. 1215 00:47:37,924 --> 00:47:39,684 You may leave the stage. 1216 00:47:43,688 --> 00:47:46,933 Ladies, now it's time for the judges' critiques, 1217 00:47:46,933 --> 00:47:49,970 starting with LaLa Ri. 1218 00:47:49,970 --> 00:47:51,903 Your outfit tonight is cute. 1219 00:47:51,903 --> 00:47:54,285 Your hair is fun, your makeup's beautiful. 1220 00:47:54,285 --> 00:47:56,632 I'd wear this to one of my old jobs. 1221 00:47:56,632 --> 00:47:58,461 [all laugh] 1222 00:47:58,461 --> 00:48:02,120 But what I noticed is that there's a rip on your side, 1223 00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:03,121 and it's pretty big. 1224 00:48:03,121 --> 00:48:04,605 And I know the show must go on, 1225 00:48:04,605 --> 00:48:07,712 but you gotta do what you can do to make sure I don't see it, 1226 00:48:07,712 --> 00:48:09,231 because that's where my eyes will go. 1227 00:48:09,231 --> 00:48:10,957 All right, let's talk about the Bossy Rossychallenge. 1228 00:48:10,957 --> 00:48:13,649 You were in with Denali and Rosé. 1229 00:48:13,649 --> 00:48:16,203 They were loud, and I felt like 1230 00:48:16,203 --> 00:48:18,205 you just sort of tried to blend in. 1231 00:48:18,205 --> 00:48:19,897 And as I looked back, 1232 00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:23,555 I kind of couldn't remember that much about what you did. 1233 00:48:23,555 --> 00:48:27,283 I think that you let the girls smother you out. 1234 00:48:27,283 --> 00:48:28,698 This is Season 13, girl. 1235 00:48:28,698 --> 00:48:31,943 Listen, you got to go hard or go home. 1236 00:48:31,943 --> 00:48:33,669 [sighs] Yeah. 1237 00:48:33,669 --> 00:48:35,222 Up next, Olivia Lux. 1238 00:48:35,222 --> 00:48:37,017 Hi. 1239 00:48:37,017 --> 00:48:38,191 You were the mime. 1240 00:48:38,191 --> 00:48:41,470 A regular mime is not gonna work on this show, 1241 00:48:41,470 --> 00:48:44,645 but a drag mime, which is kind of what you gave us-- 1242 00:48:44,645 --> 00:48:47,476 over the top, stupid, and ridiculous-- 1243 00:48:47,476 --> 00:48:48,995 it's what I kind of live for. 1244 00:48:48,995 --> 00:48:50,203 I don't know how to say this, um... 1245 00:48:53,068 --> 00:48:54,310 [all laugh] 1246 00:48:54,310 --> 00:48:55,311 You did great! 1247 00:48:55,311 --> 00:48:56,692 And it was such a risk, 1248 00:48:56,692 --> 00:48:59,039 because it could have been so bad. 1249 00:48:59,039 --> 00:49:01,386 I love this look. 1250 00:49:01,386 --> 00:49:02,836 It's just very Punky Brewster, 1251 00:49:02,836 --> 00:49:04,942 it took me back to the old school. 1252 00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:05,839 Thank you. 1253 00:49:05,839 --> 00:49:07,116 Up next, Utica. 1254 00:49:07,116 --> 00:49:10,395 This look is twisted in every kind of right way. 1255 00:49:10,395 --> 00:49:12,639 It's also why you don't serve red wine at a wedding. 1256 00:49:12,639 --> 00:49:13,709 [all laugh] 1257 00:49:13,709 --> 00:49:15,469 When I watched you perform, 1258 00:49:15,469 --> 00:49:18,472 -Aah! -I wrote "unique." 1259 00:49:18,472 --> 00:49:21,993 And I think that you rely on that a lot, 1260 00:49:21,993 --> 00:49:23,615 that jump out and wah. 1261 00:49:23,615 --> 00:49:24,962 When you came out, 1262 00:49:24,962 --> 00:49:26,446 you were talking about Starbucks for most of the time. 1263 00:49:26,446 --> 00:49:27,826 I wanted a tall drink. 1264 00:49:27,826 --> 00:49:29,932 I kind of was not following where you were going. 1265 00:49:29,932 --> 00:49:33,487 I felt like you hit a couple-- 1266 00:49:33,487 --> 00:49:35,041 I'm thinking baseball here-- 1267 00:49:35,041 --> 00:49:37,491 a couple second-base, um... 1268 00:49:37,491 --> 00:49:38,872 [all laugh] 1269 00:49:38,872 --> 00:49:40,805 Anyway, I was looking for a home run, 1270 00:49:40,805 --> 00:49:43,290 and I think you made it to first. 1271 00:49:43,290 --> 00:49:46,190 Up next, Kandy Muse. 1272 00:49:46,190 --> 00:49:48,847 I relate to Tiffany Gibson. 1273 00:49:48,847 --> 00:49:50,470 I am Tiffany Gibson. 1274 00:49:50,470 --> 00:49:53,714 And there's an air of desperation 1275 00:49:53,714 --> 00:49:56,752 that I was pleasantly surprised that you brought. 1276 00:49:56,752 --> 00:49:59,030 I loved how you hit back with me. 1277 00:49:59,030 --> 00:50:00,411 What poor person lives here? 1278 00:50:00,411 --> 00:50:03,862 You called me a bitch in the first 30 seconds. 1279 00:50:03,862 --> 00:50:06,796 I said, "This girl is quick. She almost Ts Madison, girl." 1280 00:50:06,796 --> 00:50:08,557 [all laugh] Tonight on the runway, 1281 00:50:08,557 --> 00:50:12,043 I was very, very happy with this look. 1282 00:50:12,043 --> 00:50:14,252 -Whew! -When it's right, it's right. 1283 00:50:14,252 --> 00:50:16,220 You look beautiful. 1284 00:50:19,568 --> 00:50:22,674 Up next, Symone. 1285 00:50:22,674 --> 00:50:26,713 This outfit, it is absolutely stunning. 1286 00:50:26,713 --> 00:50:28,577 Thank you so much. 1287 00:50:28,577 --> 00:50:30,958 It's fashion, but it's edgy and fun and you. 1288 00:50:30,958 --> 00:50:32,857 Let's talk about the challenge. 1289 00:50:32,857 --> 00:50:35,722 There was such an ease with you. 1290 00:50:35,722 --> 00:50:37,344 You weren't a bulldozer, 1291 00:50:37,344 --> 00:50:38,828 but you can't be in improv, right? 1292 00:50:38,828 --> 00:50:40,830 You have to listen, you have to answer, 1293 00:50:40,830 --> 00:50:42,798 and you were so fun to play with, 1294 00:50:42,798 --> 00:50:44,696 and it felt very in-the-moment with you. 1295 00:50:44,696 --> 00:50:46,319 Bitch, I got one word to say. 1296 00:50:46,319 --> 00:50:48,528 -What? -Deborah! 1297 00:50:48,528 --> 00:50:50,875 -Deborah, darling. -Deborah! 1298 00:50:50,875 --> 00:50:52,428 [all laugh] 1299 00:50:52,428 --> 00:50:55,776 Up next, Elliott With 2 Ts. Wow, look at this outfit. 1300 00:50:55,776 --> 00:50:59,297 You have never looked more beautiful than you do tonight. 1301 00:50:59,297 --> 00:51:00,919 Thank you. 1302 00:51:00,919 --> 00:51:04,026 From Elliott With 2 Ts to Elliott With 2 Tit-Ts. 1303 00:51:04,026 --> 00:51:05,510 [all laugh] 1304 00:51:05,510 --> 00:51:07,857 -Talk to the ass! -Oh, my God. 1305 00:51:07,857 --> 00:51:08,893 I didn't really get who you were, 1306 00:51:08,893 --> 00:51:10,584 other than that you were mad at Tina 1307 00:51:10,584 --> 00:51:11,654 because she got a big ass. 1308 00:51:11,654 --> 00:51:13,070 But, like, who were you? 1309 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:14,623 We actually were in love with each other. 1310 00:51:16,694 --> 00:51:19,110 -Huh. I didn't quite get that. -Okay. 1311 00:51:19,110 --> 00:51:20,974 I was, like, she kind of dry. 1312 00:51:20,974 --> 00:51:22,389 -Yeah. -Until the titties popped out. 1313 00:51:22,389 --> 00:51:23,873 I was like, oh, there they go. 1314 00:51:23,873 --> 00:51:25,082 There it is right there. 1315 00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:28,671 And then it kind of was just... 1316 00:51:28,671 --> 00:51:30,984 I just want you to put a little water 1317 00:51:30,984 --> 00:51:32,848 on your coochie, girl, because it's dry. 1318 00:51:32,848 --> 00:51:34,815 Okay. [laughs] 1319 00:51:34,815 --> 00:51:36,438 Yeah, I was gonna say that, too. 1320 00:51:36,438 --> 00:51:38,957 [all laugh] 1321 00:51:38,957 --> 00:51:41,305 Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough. 1322 00:51:41,305 --> 00:51:44,031 While you untuck backstage, 1323 00:51:44,031 --> 00:51:46,241 the judges and I will deliberate. 1324 00:51:47,587 --> 00:51:50,728 All right, now just between us squirrel friends, 1325 00:51:50,728 --> 00:51:51,970 whaddaya think? 1326 00:51:51,970 --> 00:51:53,524 LaLa Ri. 1327 00:51:53,524 --> 00:51:55,733 The runway look tonight, it was cute. 1328 00:51:55,733 --> 00:51:57,597 It wasn't the same level as some of the other girls. 1329 00:51:57,597 --> 00:52:00,358 If Bob Mackie has taught us anything, 1330 00:52:00,358 --> 00:52:02,395 it's the placement of the beads 1331 00:52:02,395 --> 00:52:07,227 should actually accentuate the curves on your body. 1332 00:52:07,227 --> 00:52:09,091 In the challenge, she was not terrible, 1333 00:52:09,091 --> 00:52:11,024 because she had some really funny lines. 1334 00:52:11,024 --> 00:52:13,613 I did love that moment, though, with her belly, 1335 00:52:13,613 --> 00:52:15,442 when she showed that it was 50 shades whiter. 1336 00:52:15,442 --> 00:52:18,100 But one moment isn't enough when it's crunch time. 1337 00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:19,515 Olivia Lux. 1338 00:52:19,515 --> 00:52:20,654 Olivia looked so adorbs. 1339 00:52:20,654 --> 00:52:23,968 She had a unique take on the beads idea. 1340 00:52:23,968 --> 00:52:25,935 It took me back to a time when I was really-- 1341 00:52:25,935 --> 00:52:27,696 really, really young and vulnerable. 1342 00:52:27,696 --> 00:52:29,215 [all laugh] 1343 00:52:29,215 --> 00:52:31,320 I don't believe that for one second. 1344 00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:33,564 [all laugh] 1345 00:52:33,564 --> 00:52:34,875 Now, if somebody would have asked me, 1346 00:52:34,875 --> 00:52:36,981 hey, should I do the part that's the mime, 1347 00:52:36,981 --> 00:52:40,191 where I don't get to speak, I would not have advised it. 1348 00:52:40,191 --> 00:52:42,573 But Olivia took this character 1349 00:52:42,573 --> 00:52:44,230 that could have literally been nothing 1350 00:52:44,230 --> 00:52:47,336 and made it the star of the show. 1351 00:52:47,336 --> 00:52:48,682 Not since Patty Duke 1352 00:52:48,682 --> 00:52:51,478 and her Academy Award-winning role as Helen Keller 1353 00:52:51,478 --> 00:52:54,481 -have I seen an actor-- -You are stupid. 1354 00:52:54,481 --> 00:52:57,381 She stole the show. Utica. 1355 00:52:57,381 --> 00:52:59,072 On the runway, she looked beautiful, actually. 1356 00:52:59,072 --> 00:53:01,592 I kind of really dug what she was wearing. 1357 00:53:01,592 --> 00:53:03,387 But in the Bossy Rossy challenge, 1358 00:53:03,387 --> 00:53:04,974 Utica gave me blue balls. 1359 00:53:04,974 --> 00:53:07,149 Because she walked out on that Bossy Rossyset 1360 00:53:07,149 --> 00:53:10,290 looking, honestly, gorgeous and sexy, 1361 00:53:10,290 --> 00:53:12,706 and I thought, I cannot wait to see what she brings. 1362 00:53:12,706 --> 00:53:15,606 And then she brought me a latte. 1363 00:53:15,606 --> 00:53:17,573 [all laugh] 1364 00:53:17,573 --> 00:53:19,299 Kandy Muse. 1365 00:53:19,299 --> 00:53:23,130 In Bossy Rossy,Kandy was a joy to play opposite against. 1366 00:53:23,130 --> 00:53:24,166 When I tossed something to her... 1367 00:53:24,166 --> 00:53:25,823 You bitch. 1368 00:53:25,823 --> 00:53:28,101 She didn't have to search for a punchline or something funny. 1369 00:53:28,101 --> 00:53:30,172 She was just able to drive the story, 1370 00:53:30,172 --> 00:53:32,899 and that was so effortless. 1371 00:53:32,899 --> 00:53:37,904 And tonight on the runway for me was such a step up. Wow. 1372 00:53:37,904 --> 00:53:39,699 That nude there, I was, like, girl, I need that. 1373 00:53:39,699 --> 00:53:41,390 I got to go to work tomorrow. 1374 00:53:41,390 --> 00:53:43,599 If Kandy can allow herself 1375 00:53:43,599 --> 00:53:45,601 not to let the competition get to her, 1376 00:53:45,601 --> 00:53:47,672 she could do amazing things. 1377 00:53:47,672 --> 00:53:49,916 Symone, Symon-yay. 1378 00:53:49,916 --> 00:53:51,745 As Little Deb-Deb, I was howling 1379 00:53:51,745 --> 00:53:54,334 from the minute she couldn't get through the gate. 1380 00:53:54,334 --> 00:53:57,751 She walked over the gate, y'all, in a mini-dress. 1381 00:53:57,751 --> 00:53:59,477 Symone has the ability 1382 00:53:59,477 --> 00:54:02,066 to make the audience feel at ease. 1383 00:54:02,066 --> 00:54:03,136 A lot of performers, you see them 1384 00:54:03,136 --> 00:54:05,621 and you sort of cringe a little bit, 1385 00:54:05,621 --> 00:54:07,451 because they feel uncomfortable 1386 00:54:07,451 --> 00:54:08,900 and it makes you feel uncomfortable. 1387 00:54:08,900 --> 00:54:11,006 Not with Symone. 1388 00:54:11,006 --> 00:54:13,905 Listen, Symone really knows how to deliver a look, 1389 00:54:13,905 --> 00:54:15,873 and tonight was no exception. 1390 00:54:15,873 --> 00:54:18,013 Not only did she have hair beads in her hair 1391 00:54:18,013 --> 00:54:20,843 spelling out her name, 1392 00:54:20,843 --> 00:54:23,950 but she also had hair beads all over her outfit! 1393 00:54:23,950 --> 00:54:26,366 Come on. That is one of the greatest outfits 1394 00:54:26,366 --> 00:54:28,126 we've had on this stage. 1395 00:54:28,126 --> 00:54:29,887 Elliott With 2 Ts. 1396 00:54:29,887 --> 00:54:31,095 I will say this. 1397 00:54:31,095 --> 00:54:33,270 Elliott's been sort of underwhelming for me 1398 00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:34,409 on the runway. 1399 00:54:34,409 --> 00:54:36,445 But tonight, this is probably by far 1400 00:54:36,445 --> 00:54:38,205 the best look she's ever had. 1401 00:54:38,205 --> 00:54:41,692 But in the main challenge, that was a tough one for me. 1402 00:54:41,692 --> 00:54:44,419 She sort of disappeared behind Tina Burner, 1403 00:54:44,419 --> 00:54:45,730 and, you know, you can't blame her. 1404 00:54:45,730 --> 00:54:48,492 Tina was everywhere. She had her ass up in my face. 1405 00:54:48,492 --> 00:54:51,633 I haven't had that much ass in my face since--what time is it? 1406 00:54:51,633 --> 00:54:53,945 [all laugh] The point is, like, 1407 00:54:53,945 --> 00:54:55,913 if you're in a scene with somebody like that, 1408 00:54:55,913 --> 00:54:58,087 you've gotta compete at that level. 1409 00:54:58,087 --> 00:55:00,297 I feel like she got lost in the tits. 1410 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:03,230 She tried to describe what their objective was in the scene, 1411 00:55:03,230 --> 00:55:05,025 but it wasn't enough. 1412 00:55:05,025 --> 00:55:07,959 I don't think they had fleshed it out enough. 1413 00:55:07,959 --> 00:55:09,340 Well, if you don't flesh it out enough, 1414 00:55:09,340 --> 00:55:11,308 you definitely will get lost in the tits. 1415 00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:12,619 Oh, yeah, you certainly will. 1416 00:55:12,619 --> 00:55:14,069 And if you don't flesh it out enough, 1417 00:55:14,069 --> 00:55:15,553 you won't have any repeat customers. 1418 00:55:15,553 --> 00:55:17,935 [all laugh] You in trouble. 1419 00:55:17,935 --> 00:55:20,006 Silence! 1420 00:55:20,006 --> 00:55:23,147 I've made my decision. 1421 00:55:23,147 --> 00:55:25,908 Bring back my girls. 1422 00:55:25,908 --> 00:55:27,634 -Where they at? -Bring back my girls. 1423 00:55:27,634 --> 00:55:30,879 Bring 'em back! Where they at? 1424 00:55:30,879 --> 00:55:34,503 ♪ Bring back my, bring back my, bring back my ♪ 1425 00:55:34,503 --> 00:55:35,470 Bring back my girls! 1426 00:55:35,815 --> 00:55:36,816 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 1427 00:55:37,748 --> 00:55:39,784 [RuPaul laughs] 1428 00:55:40,716 --> 00:55:42,062 Welcome back, queens. 1429 00:55:42,062 --> 00:55:43,788 I've made some decisions. 1430 00:55:46,998 --> 00:55:48,068 Olivia Lux. 1431 00:55:48,068 --> 00:55:49,932 Watching you this week, 1432 00:55:49,932 --> 00:55:51,934 I had the mime of my life. 1433 00:55:53,315 --> 00:55:55,904 Kandy Muse, Symone. 1434 00:55:55,904 --> 00:55:58,527 This week, you really row, row, rowed our boats. 1435 00:56:00,564 --> 00:56:02,324 Olivia Lux, con-drag-ulations. 1436 00:56:02,324 --> 00:56:03,705 You're the winner of this week's challenge. 1437 00:56:03,705 --> 00:56:05,465 Oh, God! 1438 00:56:05,465 --> 00:56:06,708 Oh, my God! [applause] 1439 00:56:06,708 --> 00:56:09,745 You've won a cash tip of $5,000. 1440 00:56:09,745 --> 00:56:11,022 Werk! 1441 00:56:11,022 --> 00:56:12,161 Oh, she's rich! 1442 00:56:12,161 --> 00:56:14,267 Aah! [laughs] 1443 00:56:14,267 --> 00:56:16,165 Oh, my God! 1444 00:56:16,165 --> 00:56:18,340 Back-to-back wins! 1445 00:56:21,308 --> 00:56:22,965 Kandy Muse, Symone, you are safe. 1446 00:56:22,965 --> 00:56:25,105 -Thank you. -Thank you. 1447 00:56:25,105 --> 00:56:26,521 You three may join the other girls. 1448 00:56:26,521 --> 00:56:27,901 Whew. 1449 00:56:27,901 --> 00:56:29,420 You're rich, bitch. Aah! 1450 00:56:29,420 --> 00:56:30,835 Bitch, I want a thousand. 1451 00:56:30,835 --> 00:56:32,147 [all laugh] 1452 00:56:33,942 --> 00:56:36,600 Elliott With 2 Ts. 1453 00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:39,257 Your runway was jazz hot, 1454 00:56:39,257 --> 00:56:43,123 but in the challenge, you were not breast in show. 1455 00:56:44,539 --> 00:56:49,198 Utica. Your bloody bride was O-positive, 1456 00:56:49,198 --> 00:56:53,893 but the reviews of your mime mom were negative. 1457 00:56:55,170 --> 00:56:59,208 LaLa Ri. On the runway, you took us to Mardi Gras, 1458 00:56:59,208 --> 00:57:03,903 but your pregnant therapist did not deliver. 1459 00:57:06,284 --> 00:57:08,183 Utica. 1460 00:57:10,392 --> 00:57:11,876 You're safe. 1461 00:57:11,876 --> 00:57:13,947 Thank you, RuPaul. 1462 00:57:13,947 --> 00:57:15,017 You may join the other girls. 1463 00:57:15,017 --> 00:57:17,606 Thank you. 1464 00:57:18,642 --> 00:57:20,367 Love you! 1465 00:57:20,367 --> 00:57:22,404 LaLa Ri, Elliott, 1466 00:57:22,404 --> 00:57:27,271 I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination. 1467 00:57:27,271 --> 00:57:29,722 Two queens stand before me. 1468 00:57:29,722 --> 00:57:34,140 Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me 1469 00:57:34,140 --> 00:57:37,143 and save yourself from elimination. 1470 00:57:38,938 --> 00:57:40,974 The time has come... [thunder] 1471 00:57:40,974 --> 00:57:43,425 for you to lip sync... 1472 00:57:43,425 --> 00:57:46,704 [echoing] for your life! 1473 00:57:49,776 --> 00:57:52,330 LaLa turns it out when she has to lip sync, 1474 00:57:52,330 --> 00:57:54,505 but I'm confident in myself. 1475 00:57:54,505 --> 00:57:56,956 I know where my strengths are, 1476 00:57:56,956 --> 00:57:58,820 and it is in performing. 1477 00:57:58,820 --> 00:58:04,273 Good luck, and don't fuck it up. 1478 00:58:04,273 --> 00:58:05,689 [music plays] What'd you say? 1479 00:58:05,689 --> 00:58:09,727 This is my body. Come on, girl. 1480 00:58:09,727 --> 00:58:10,728 ♪ You ain't know 1481 00:58:10,728 --> 00:58:13,110 ♪ Texas women do it bigger 1482 00:58:13,110 --> 00:58:14,870 ♪ What, say it ain't so 1483 00:58:14,870 --> 00:58:17,217 ♪ In the south it gets no realer, baby ♪ 1484 00:58:17,217 --> 00:58:18,667 ♪ Pot full of grits 1485 00:58:18,667 --> 00:58:21,705 ♪ I'm hotter than your mama's supper, boy ♪ 1486 00:58:21,705 --> 00:58:23,189 ♪ Better get with it 1487 00:58:23,189 --> 00:58:24,915 ♪ Better watch your mouth, I might burn you, boy ♪ 1488 00:58:24,915 --> 00:58:25,985 ♪ You go, uh 1489 00:58:25,985 --> 00:58:27,607 ♪ Good love, I deserve it 1490 00:58:27,607 --> 00:58:29,506 ♪ If you're scared, go to church ♪ 1491 00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:31,197 ♪ Whoo-hoo, I'm a lover 1492 00:58:31,197 --> 00:58:33,268 ♪ Hold on tight, little country boy ♪ 1493 00:58:33,268 --> 00:58:35,339 ♪ I ain't no girl, I'm a boss with orders ♪ 1494 00:58:35,339 --> 00:58:37,030 ♪ All I'm needin' is a baby love me ♪ 1495 00:58:37,030 --> 00:58:39,101 ♪ Like a warm biscuit on a Sunday morning ♪ 1496 00:58:39,101 --> 00:58:40,965 ♪ I got what you want 1497 00:58:40,965 --> 00:58:43,554 ♪ I'm aiming to please 1498 00:58:43,554 --> 00:58:45,625 ♪ I got what it takes 1499 00:58:45,625 --> 00:58:47,869 ♪ I sure got the means 1500 00:58:47,869 --> 00:58:49,491 ♪ I got what you want 1501 00:58:49,491 --> 00:58:51,424 ♪ Sugar, honey, iced tea 1502 00:58:51,424 --> 00:58:55,152 ♪ All eyes on me, oh, oh, baby ♪ 1503 00:58:55,152 --> 00:58:57,119 ♪ I'm a whole lotta woman... 1504 00:58:57,119 --> 00:58:59,501 When I perform, that's like my therapy. 1505 00:58:59,501 --> 00:59:02,435 It's just time for you to just release all of these emotions 1506 00:59:02,435 --> 00:59:04,402 and just leave it on the stage. 1507 00:59:04,402 --> 00:59:07,026 And bitch, I'm gonna give you the LaLa Ri experience. 1508 00:59:07,026 --> 00:59:09,546 ♪ Hey, hey, ain't no competition, babe ♪ 1509 00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:11,617 ♪ It's just can you keep up with me? ♪ 1510 00:59:11,617 --> 00:59:15,379 ♪ I can't do a thing about my wicked ways with gravity ♪ 1511 00:59:15,379 --> 00:59:16,829 ♪ Higher than the leaves 1512 00:59:16,829 --> 00:59:19,245 ♪ They fall from trees like D-O-double-Gs ♪ 1513 00:59:19,245 --> 00:59:21,005 ♪ I reside in Tennessee 1514 00:59:21,005 --> 00:59:23,283 ♪ But Texas still flows deep in me ♪ 1515 00:59:23,283 --> 00:59:24,837 [cheering] 1516 00:59:24,837 --> 00:59:29,255 I know Elliott's a dancer, but this is the first time 1517 00:59:29,255 --> 00:59:31,568 I ever wasn't bored with two splits in a row. 1518 00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:32,810 ♪ I'm a whole lotta woman 1519 00:59:32,810 --> 00:59:34,778 ♪ I'm a strong, badass chick 1520 00:59:34,778 --> 00:59:37,228 ♪ With class and confidence, hey ♪ 1521 00:59:44,822 --> 00:59:46,168 Go on, girl. 1522 00:59:50,414 --> 00:59:53,969 [applause] 1523 00:59:53,969 --> 00:59:56,385 Ladies, I've made my decision. 1524 01:00:03,910 --> 01:00:06,879 Elliott, shantay you stay. 1525 01:00:06,879 --> 01:00:07,914 Thank you. 1526 01:00:09,329 --> 01:00:11,021 You may join the other girls. 1527 01:00:11,021 --> 01:00:12,643 Thank you so much. Thank you. 1528 01:00:12,643 --> 01:00:13,955 [applause] 1529 01:00:13,955 --> 01:00:17,199 LaLa Ri, I am so glad 1530 01:00:17,199 --> 01:00:23,758 the world got to taste the full LaLa Ri experience. 1531 01:00:23,758 --> 01:00:26,484 I just wanna thank you so much 1532 01:00:26,484 --> 01:00:29,729 for bringing my tiny ass all the way from Atlanta to L.A. 1533 01:00:29,729 --> 01:00:31,386 for this amazing opportunity. 1534 01:00:31,386 --> 01:00:32,525 I'm forever grateful. 1535 01:00:32,525 --> 01:00:35,321 Now sashay away. 1536 01:00:36,943 --> 01:00:38,773 -LaLa Ri! -I love you, LaLa! 1537 01:00:38,773 --> 01:00:40,775 [cheers and applause] 1538 01:00:40,775 --> 01:00:43,329 -We love you, LaLa! -LaLa Ri! 1539 01:00:45,607 --> 01:00:48,921 I'm feeling a little defeated. 1540 01:00:48,921 --> 01:00:50,888 I feel like I worked hard 1541 01:00:50,888 --> 01:00:53,166 to give the judges what they asked of, 1542 01:00:53,166 --> 01:00:54,478 and it still wasn't enough. 1543 01:00:54,478 --> 01:00:56,169 I just didn't know what they wanted. 1544 01:00:56,169 --> 01:00:58,551 I just couldn't figure out the missing piece. 1545 01:00:58,551 --> 01:01:00,380 This is not the last of LaLa Ri, darling. 1546 01:01:00,380 --> 01:01:02,589 This is only the beginning, darling. 1547 01:01:02,589 --> 01:01:06,421 She is coming to give you the LaLa Ri experience. 1548 01:01:06,421 --> 01:01:08,216 Ah-ha! [chuckles] 1549 01:01:10,252 --> 01:01:12,841 Con-drag-ulations, ladies. 1550 01:01:12,841 --> 01:01:16,293 And remember, if you can't love yourself, 1551 01:01:16,293 --> 01:01:19,089 how in the hell are you going to love someone else? 1552 01:01:19,089 --> 01:01:21,747 Can I get a "amen" up in here? 1553 01:01:21,747 --> 01:01:23,265 -Amen! -Amen! 1554 01:01:23,265 --> 01:01:26,234 All right. Well, let the music play. 1555 01:01:26,234 --> 01:01:28,581 ♪ I'm a winner 1556 01:01:28,581 --> 01:01:30,790 ♪ I'm a winner, baby 1557 01:01:30,790 --> 01:01:31,929 ♪ I'm a winner 1558 01:01:31,929 --> 01:01:34,691 ♪ I'm a winner, baby 1559 01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:39,316 RuPaul: Next time onRuPaul's Drag Race... 1560 01:01:39,316 --> 01:01:41,007 Hi, queens! 1561 01:01:41,007 --> 01:01:42,250 [screaming] 1562 01:01:42,250 --> 01:01:46,012 Bam. We have Anne mother fucking Hathaway! 1563 01:01:46,012 --> 01:01:48,601 You'll be singing and dancing up a storm 1564 01:01:48,601 --> 01:01:52,778 in Social Media, the Unverified Rusical. 1565 01:01:52,778 --> 01:01:55,021 ♪ These are the postings 1566 01:01:55,021 --> 01:02:00,682 ♪ Of a people who won't be duped again ♪ 1567 01:02:00,682 --> 01:02:02,304 -Whoo! -Yes! 1568 01:02:02,304 --> 01:02:04,272 You sold the hell out of this. 1569 01:02:04,272 --> 01:02:06,032 You nailed it. Nailed it. 1570 01:02:06,032 --> 01:02:08,517 But you didn't really know your words. 1571 01:02:08,517 --> 01:02:10,865 No other girls from the winner's circle has gone home. 1572 01:02:10,865 --> 01:02:13,281 It doesn't matter if you're winning or losing. Like... 1573 01:02:15,490 --> 01:02:17,181 Your ass can be grass at any moment, honey. 1574 01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:21,945 ♪ I'm a winner 1575 01:02:21,945 --> 01:02:24,085 ♪ I'm a winner, baby 1576 01:02:24,085 --> 01:02:26,018 ♪ I'm a winner 1577 01:02:26,018 --> 01:02:27,985 ♪ I'm a winner, baby 1578 01:02:27,985 --> 01:02:29,849 ♪ I'm a winner 1579 01:02:29,849 --> 01:02:31,678 ♪ I'm a winner, baby 1580 01:02:31,678 --> 01:02:33,680 ♪ I'm a winner 1581 01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:34,958 ♪ I'm a winner, baby 1582 01:02:34,958 --> 01:02:37,339 ♪ Losers, weepers 1583 01:02:37,339 --> 01:02:38,858 ♪ I'm a winner, baby 1584 01:02:38,858 --> 01:02:41,205 ♪ Finders, keepers 1585 01:02:41,205 --> 01:02:42,689 ♪ I'm a winner, baby 1586 01:02:42,689 --> 01:02:45,140 ♪ Losers, weepers 1587 01:02:45,140 --> 01:02:47,591 ♪ I'm a winner, baby