1 00:00:01,070 --> 00:00:02,174 RuPaul: Previously onRuPaul's Drag Race... 2 00:00:02,174 --> 00:00:05,246 You'll create and brand your own soft drink. 3 00:00:05,246 --> 00:00:07,076 -Yeah! -Action. 4 00:00:07,076 --> 00:00:08,905 Is your blood sugar low? 5 00:00:08,905 --> 00:00:11,494 [burp] [both laugh] 6 00:00:15,946 --> 00:00:17,845 Utica. 7 00:00:17,845 --> 00:00:20,434 I didn't exactly know what your soda did. 8 00:00:20,434 --> 00:00:21,883 Tina Burner. 9 00:00:21,883 --> 00:00:24,265 -What I'm getting from you... -Hell, yeah! 10 00:00:24,265 --> 00:00:25,749 ..was a bit of predictability. 11 00:00:25,749 --> 00:00:28,338 -Rosé. -The commercial is textbook. 12 00:00:28,338 --> 00:00:29,339 And it was funny. 13 00:00:29,339 --> 00:00:31,031 Symone. 14 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,411 It's a branding challenge, 15 00:00:32,411 --> 00:00:34,137 and I can still see your logo. 16 00:00:34,137 --> 00:00:37,209 Con-drag-ulations. You're the winner of this week's challenge. 17 00:00:37,209 --> 00:00:41,317 Rosé, you are also the winner of this week's challenge. 18 00:00:41,317 --> 00:00:42,318 [cheering] 19 00:00:42,318 --> 00:00:45,424 Utica, shantay you stay. 20 00:00:45,424 --> 00:00:48,358 Tina, my dear, sashay away. 21 00:01:02,303 --> 00:01:03,684 -Oh, Tina. -Tina. 22 00:01:03,684 --> 00:01:05,824 My Tina Burn-turn. 23 00:01:05,824 --> 00:01:07,446 Tina just went home. 24 00:01:07,446 --> 00:01:09,966 It's heartbreaking, 25 00:01:09,966 --> 00:01:12,520 because Tina has been such a great sister 26 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:13,866 in this competition. 27 00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:16,490 Tina! 28 00:01:16,490 --> 00:01:18,595 She won our hearts. 29 00:01:18,595 --> 00:01:20,149 I fully thought that I was going home. 30 00:01:20,149 --> 00:01:24,118 When RuPaul called my name, I was shook. 31 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:27,708 And I feel really bad about it 32 00:01:27,708 --> 00:01:30,262 because I... 33 00:01:30,262 --> 00:01:34,024 I think Tina deserves to stay more than I do. 34 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,441 And she's so awesome. 35 00:01:36,441 --> 00:01:41,204 You know, like, it hurt me to see her go home. 36 00:01:41,204 --> 00:01:43,448 But for me, it feels really good to lip sync 37 00:01:43,448 --> 00:01:46,589 and, like I had a lot of fun with Tina there. 38 00:01:46,589 --> 00:01:48,211 What did you guys think? 39 00:01:48,211 --> 00:01:51,041 Utica is so confusing. 40 00:01:51,041 --> 00:01:52,664 She'll full lip sync for her life, 41 00:01:52,664 --> 00:01:55,115 and come back, like, sobbing, 42 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,461 But then when you ask her about it, 43 00:01:56,461 --> 00:01:58,290 she's, like, it was such an honor to lip sync. 44 00:01:58,290 --> 00:01:59,878 I love lip syncing so much. 45 00:01:59,878 --> 00:02:01,707 And you're, like, hmm? 46 00:02:01,707 --> 00:02:03,157 You made a really interesting choice. 47 00:02:03,157 --> 00:02:06,678 You played a character in that, and it served you well. 48 00:02:06,678 --> 00:02:09,025 I'm not gonna sit here and tell you, 49 00:02:09,025 --> 00:02:10,095 oh, girl, you slayed the lip sync 50 00:02:10,095 --> 00:02:11,545 when I don't think you did. 51 00:02:11,545 --> 00:02:15,618 I thought Tina slayed that fucking lip sync. 52 00:02:15,618 --> 00:02:17,999 Well, we're gonna miss you. 53 00:02:17,999 --> 00:02:20,726 Love you, Tinta Burnter. 54 00:02:20,726 --> 00:02:23,867 I cannot believe I sent the great Tina Burner home. 55 00:02:23,867 --> 00:02:26,456 I will say I am tapping myself on the back. 56 00:02:26,456 --> 00:02:30,219 Tina is so talented and so established 57 00:02:30,219 --> 00:02:34,050 and mama booted her off the pedestal. So aah! 58 00:02:34,050 --> 00:02:35,500 I think we might have 59 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:38,710 a new lip sync assassin on our hands. [laughs] 60 00:02:38,710 --> 00:02:41,333 Well, we all fit on the couches now. 61 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:44,371 Miss double win. The two winners. 62 00:02:44,371 --> 00:02:46,580 -Congrats, you guys. -That's stunning. 63 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:49,030 Listen, I think we all thought that you were gonna win this, 64 00:02:49,030 --> 00:02:50,204 and well deserved. 65 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:52,517 But it gags me that I won it, too. 66 00:02:52,517 --> 00:02:54,622 Maybe next time it'll be a triple win. 67 00:02:54,622 --> 00:02:58,212 I wanna win so fucking bad. 68 00:02:58,212 --> 00:03:01,422 Tina's now gone, so Kandy's the lone competitor 69 00:03:01,422 --> 00:03:02,837 who hasn't had a win. 70 00:03:02,837 --> 00:03:05,081 Like, red flag. Alert. SOS. 71 00:03:06,358 --> 00:03:08,981 Being now the top six, 72 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:11,501 safe is just not cutting it anymore. 73 00:03:11,501 --> 00:03:12,985 There is no more safe. 74 00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:14,228 It's like if you're not in the top, you're in the bottom. 75 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:15,402 Bitch, that crown is right there in the middle, 76 00:03:15,402 --> 00:03:16,886 and we're all, like... 77 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:21,615 So as we're winding down 78 00:03:21,615 --> 00:03:23,858 to the end of this competition, 79 00:03:23,858 --> 00:03:27,517 my strategy is I just wanna put my best foot forward 80 00:03:27,517 --> 00:03:30,727 and I want to trip everyone 81 00:03:30,727 --> 00:03:32,384 so I can get to the top. 82 00:03:34,386 --> 00:03:35,732 Bring on the crown. 83 00:03:35,732 --> 00:03:37,251 Oh-ho! 84 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:39,391 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race 85 00:03:39,391 --> 00:03:40,703 RuPaul; The winner ofRuPaul's Drag Race 86 00:03:40,703 --> 00:03:42,291 receives a one-year supply 87 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:44,569 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics 88 00:03:44,569 --> 00:03:48,297 and a cash prize of $100,000. 89 00:03:48,297 --> 00:03:51,921 With extra-special guest judge Loni Love. 90 00:03:51,921 --> 00:03:53,198 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race 91 00:03:53,198 --> 00:03:54,648 ♪ May the best woman 92 00:03:54,648 --> 00:03:56,926 ♪ Best woman win 93 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,450 [cheering] 94 00:04:03,450 --> 00:04:05,452 Yes! 95 00:04:05,452 --> 00:04:08,903 So it is a new day, and I am so excited. 96 00:04:08,903 --> 00:04:11,251 I just got my fourth win in this competition. 97 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,322 It feels great. We're in the home stretch. 98 00:04:13,322 --> 00:04:16,325 But it's also like this is still RuPaul's Drag Race. 99 00:04:16,325 --> 00:04:17,947 Anything can happen. 100 00:04:17,947 --> 00:04:20,121 [alarm] 101 00:04:20,121 --> 00:04:21,985 -Okay, let's get it going. -Ooh, girl! 102 00:04:21,985 --> 00:04:25,265 She done already done had herses. 103 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,025 Good girls finish last. 104 00:04:27,025 --> 00:04:28,578 -Oh? -So who you gonna be? 105 00:04:28,578 --> 00:04:30,787 Miss Goody Two Shoes 106 00:04:30,787 --> 00:04:33,065 or hell on heels? 107 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:35,999 I'll meet your ass at the parking lot. 108 00:04:35,999 --> 00:04:37,587 Oh. 109 00:04:37,587 --> 00:04:39,624 I'm ready. [laughs] 110 00:04:39,624 --> 00:04:41,798 Hello, hello, hello. 111 00:04:41,798 --> 00:04:43,593 [cheering] 112 00:04:43,593 --> 00:04:46,355 My queens, for today's mini-challenge, 113 00:04:46,355 --> 00:04:48,046 you need to star 114 00:04:48,046 --> 00:04:51,912 in your own live makeup tutorial 115 00:04:51,912 --> 00:04:54,880 on how to create the perfect glam selfie. 116 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,088 Yes. 117 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:57,504 And lucky you 118 00:04:57,504 --> 00:05:00,334 gets to feature the new Norvina palette 119 00:05:00,334 --> 00:05:02,888 from Anastasia Beverly Hills. 120 00:05:02,888 --> 00:05:03,958 Werk. [applause] 121 00:05:03,958 --> 00:05:05,063 Oh, and here's the best part. 122 00:05:05,063 --> 00:05:08,342 You'll be doing it in pairs. 123 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:10,482 One of you will be the face, 124 00:05:10,482 --> 00:05:13,313 and one of you will be her arms. 125 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,591 -Werk. -Yes. 126 00:05:15,591 --> 00:05:17,247 Okay, queens, partner up. 127 00:05:18,387 --> 00:05:20,803 -We're together? -I'd love to. 128 00:05:20,803 --> 00:05:23,253 [laughs] 129 00:05:23,253 --> 00:05:26,843 Okay, you've got 10 minutes to get into quick drag. 130 00:05:26,843 --> 00:05:29,087 No, wait. 9 1/2 minutes. 131 00:05:30,433 --> 00:05:33,643 Go! [screaming] 132 00:05:33,643 --> 00:05:34,644 I could really use Tina right now, 133 00:05:34,644 --> 00:05:36,474 'cause I need some beard cover. 134 00:05:36,474 --> 00:05:38,614 [all laugh] 135 00:05:39,787 --> 00:05:42,203 Queens, say hello to the president 136 00:05:42,203 --> 00:05:45,379 of Anastasia Beverly Hills, Norvina. 137 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:47,001 Norvina, thank you for supplying 138 00:05:47,001 --> 00:05:49,245 all of this season's gorgeous cosmetics. 139 00:05:49,245 --> 00:05:50,350 My pleasure. 140 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,627 All right. 141 00:05:51,627 --> 00:05:54,630 Remember, the queen with the funniest face wins. 142 00:05:54,630 --> 00:05:55,941 Hit it. 143 00:05:55,941 --> 00:05:58,910 Hello to all of my friends, fans, and followers. 144 00:05:58,910 --> 00:06:02,362 Of course it is me, your girl Samantha. 145 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,641 We are trying out the Norvina collection right here. 146 00:06:05,641 --> 00:06:08,057 I want to start with some loose setting powder. 147 00:06:08,057 --> 00:06:09,748 Okay, we've got a lot of this. 148 00:06:09,748 --> 00:06:11,025 Okay, so we've got this lovely--uh-huh. 149 00:06:11,025 --> 00:06:12,993 [all laugh] 150 00:06:12,993 --> 00:06:15,340 Okay. Mm-hmm. This is great. 151 00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:18,585 So now it looks like I wanna do a nice tangerine. 152 00:06:18,585 --> 00:06:20,656 [both laugh] 153 00:06:20,656 --> 00:06:22,243 And start with this base. Ow. 154 00:06:22,243 --> 00:06:24,384 Wow. [laughs] Feels good. 155 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,490 And I'm gonna finish that off with some green. Wow. 156 00:06:27,490 --> 00:06:29,043 Okay, on the other side. 157 00:06:29,043 --> 00:06:31,598 We've got two lipsticks here. 158 00:06:31,598 --> 00:06:33,393 Just add it right in there. 159 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,912 And remember, you can always overdraw your lips 160 00:06:35,912 --> 00:06:37,466 for a sexy, pouty look. 161 00:06:37,466 --> 00:06:39,364 So I'm just gonna overdraw over here. 162 00:06:39,364 --> 00:06:41,849 I'm just gonna use this lipstick 163 00:06:41,849 --> 00:06:43,575 to actually--oops, okay. 164 00:06:43,575 --> 00:06:44,956 Why not make the glue colorful? 165 00:06:44,956 --> 00:06:46,406 That is fantastic. 166 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,855 I'm feeling absolutely stun-alina 167 00:06:47,855 --> 00:06:48,994 with my Norvina. 168 00:06:48,994 --> 00:06:51,031 I think we have our new slogan. 169 00:06:51,031 --> 00:06:53,067 Mmm. 170 00:06:53,067 --> 00:06:56,243 Symone and Olivia Lux. 171 00:06:56,243 --> 00:06:58,383 I'll be showing you how to go from plain Jane 172 00:06:58,383 --> 00:07:01,248 to the ebony enchantress. 173 00:07:01,248 --> 00:07:03,008 We gonna go right in this eye, 174 00:07:03,008 --> 00:07:04,285 this eye right here. 175 00:07:04,285 --> 00:07:06,564 Whoa. Uh, right--yes! 176 00:07:06,564 --> 00:07:09,083 Then we're gonna go underneath the eye apparently. 177 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:13,502 How do you accomplish the perfect smokey eye? 178 00:07:13,502 --> 00:07:15,676 Well, let me show you right now. 179 00:07:15,676 --> 00:07:18,092 We're gonna start from the chin. 180 00:07:18,092 --> 00:07:21,130 Right on this lovely jawline. 181 00:07:21,130 --> 00:07:23,581 Ru, this is exactly how we test our makeup 182 00:07:23,581 --> 00:07:24,892 at headquarters. 183 00:07:24,892 --> 00:07:28,033 Really? So no animals, just drag queens. 184 00:07:28,033 --> 00:07:30,139 -Exactly. -Pow, baby! 185 00:07:30,139 --> 00:07:33,625 All right, Gottmik and Utica. 186 00:07:33,625 --> 00:07:35,834 Hello, my little gorgalintresses. 187 00:07:35,834 --> 00:07:40,011 Lately I've seen some really fucking nasty-ass selfies, 188 00:07:40,011 --> 00:07:42,358 so I'm here to show you 189 00:07:42,358 --> 00:07:43,980 how to beat your face for the gods 190 00:07:43,980 --> 00:07:45,499 and get the correct selfie. 191 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:46,811 [all laugh] 192 00:07:46,811 --> 00:07:48,709 Already it's hilarious because Utica's arms 193 00:07:48,709 --> 00:07:50,366 are like that. 194 00:07:50,366 --> 00:07:52,920 And...I'm gonna do it now. 195 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,647 Yes, there we go. [all laugh] 196 00:07:55,647 --> 00:07:58,063 Test out the powder, making sure it's a real good consist-- 197 00:07:58,063 --> 00:08:00,480 [all laugh] 198 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:05,864 Just roll that on. 199 00:08:05,864 --> 00:08:08,039 To finish off this look, 200 00:08:08,039 --> 00:08:09,834 we're gonna grab eyelash glue 201 00:08:09,834 --> 00:08:11,525 to really bring everything together. 202 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:12,906 [all laugh] 203 00:08:12,906 --> 00:08:14,804 Grab my lips again. 204 00:08:14,804 --> 00:08:17,738 If you glue your lips, 205 00:08:17,738 --> 00:08:20,914 doesn't it look like I'm a genuine cow? 206 00:08:20,914 --> 00:08:22,191 [laughs] 207 00:08:22,191 --> 00:08:23,779 And pose. 208 00:08:23,779 --> 00:08:27,955 [laughs] I think it's cute. 209 00:08:27,955 --> 00:08:30,302 Seems like a normal Gottmik thing. 210 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:31,752 [all laugh] 211 00:08:32,373 --> 00:08:34,065 Norvina, please do the honors. 212 00:08:34,065 --> 00:08:36,343 The winners of this week's challenge are... 213 00:08:37,586 --> 00:08:38,863 Rosé and Kandy. 214 00:08:38,863 --> 00:08:40,761 [cheers and applause] 215 00:08:40,761 --> 00:08:43,488 You've each won $2,500 worth 216 00:08:43,488 --> 00:08:46,180 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics. 217 00:08:46,180 --> 00:08:48,493 -Oh, werk! -Thank you. 218 00:08:48,493 --> 00:08:50,322 Queens, thank you for trying my new palette. 219 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:53,843 Now, Norvina, as an extra-special surprise, 220 00:08:53,843 --> 00:08:55,983 Kandy and Rosé are gonna do your makeup. 221 00:08:55,983 --> 00:08:58,054 Oh! [all laugh] 222 00:08:58,054 --> 00:08:58,814 I hear my Uber. 223 00:09:02,058 --> 00:09:04,958 Ladykins, we live in a time 224 00:09:04,958 --> 00:09:06,373 when a simple act of kindness 225 00:09:06,373 --> 00:09:08,617 can go a long, long way. 226 00:09:08,617 --> 00:09:10,791 But there's always room 227 00:09:10,791 --> 00:09:14,208 for a little bit of well-executed shade. 228 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:15,658 Am I right? 229 00:09:15,658 --> 00:09:17,557 So for this week's maxi-challenge, 230 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,214 we're throwing a Nice Girls Roast. 231 00:09:20,214 --> 00:09:22,078 -Yes! -[laughs] 232 00:09:22,078 --> 00:09:23,252 Pig optional. 233 00:09:23,252 --> 00:09:24,805 [all laugh] 234 00:09:24,805 --> 00:09:26,048 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 235 00:09:26,048 --> 00:09:28,291 I don't know anything about roasts. 236 00:09:28,291 --> 00:09:29,638 I've never been to a roast. 237 00:09:29,638 --> 00:09:31,467 I do not wanna roast, bottom line. 238 00:09:31,467 --> 00:09:34,919 And the nice girls you'll be roasting 239 00:09:34,919 --> 00:09:37,473 are three Miss Congeniality winners. 240 00:09:37,473 --> 00:09:42,202 Joining us live and in person will be 241 00:09:42,202 --> 00:09:43,375 Heidi N Closet... 242 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,861 [all laugh] 243 00:09:45,861 --> 00:09:48,518 America's sweetheart Nina West... 244 00:09:48,518 --> 00:09:49,968 [all laugh] 245 00:09:49,968 --> 00:09:53,040 And the forever fan favorite 246 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:57,527 and face mask pioneer, Valentina. 247 00:09:57,527 --> 00:09:59,633 [cheers and applause] 248 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,497 "I'd like to keep it on, please." 249 00:10:01,497 --> 00:10:03,775 She was right, I was wrong. 250 00:10:03,775 --> 00:10:05,950 There. 251 00:10:05,950 --> 00:10:07,883 Growth, RuPaul, growth. 252 00:10:07,883 --> 00:10:09,229 Thank you, Dr. Fauci. 253 00:10:09,229 --> 00:10:11,369 [all laugh] 254 00:10:11,369 --> 00:10:12,681 Oh, and Rosé and Kandy, 255 00:10:12,681 --> 00:10:15,097 since you won the mini-challenge, 256 00:10:15,097 --> 00:10:19,170 you get to decide the order that the queens will perform. 257 00:10:19,170 --> 00:10:22,760 -Ooh. -Ooh. 258 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:25,107 Racers, start your engines, 259 00:10:25,107 --> 00:10:27,903 and may the best drag queen win. 260 00:10:27,903 --> 00:10:30,630 [applause] 261 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,493 Lord have mercy, help me! 262 00:10:32,493 --> 00:10:34,703 Child, I'm not funny. 263 00:10:34,703 --> 00:10:36,083 Honey, this is not the gig. 264 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,431 RuPaul: Coming up... 265 00:10:39,777 --> 00:10:42,193 You can be in the bottom or in the top all you want. 266 00:10:42,193 --> 00:10:44,160 Neither of you are gonna win. 267 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,334 Kandy, let's not focus on winning 268 00:10:45,334 --> 00:10:46,576 until you can win something, baby. 269 00:10:46,576 --> 00:10:49,303 [all laugh] 270 00:10:49,303 --> 00:10:50,615 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 271 00:10:51,823 --> 00:10:53,549 [RuPaul laughs] 272 00:10:54,757 --> 00:10:56,241 Roasting up a storm. 273 00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:59,279 It's getting hot in here, baby. It's a roast. 274 00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:02,109 Our maxi-challenge is... ♪ Ba ba bum ba ba ba 275 00:11:02,109 --> 00:11:03,317 a fucking roast. 276 00:11:03,386 --> 00:11:05,181 Kandy, should we talk first? 277 00:11:05,181 --> 00:11:06,320 Yeah, let's break off. 278 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:09,082 Kandy and I get to pick the order. 279 00:11:09,082 --> 00:11:10,531 That is fucking iconic, 280 00:11:10,531 --> 00:11:13,845 because your placement in a roast lineup 281 00:11:13,845 --> 00:11:15,882 can make or break you. 282 00:11:15,882 --> 00:11:20,334 So seeing all the girls that are left, and us two-- 283 00:11:20,334 --> 00:11:22,267 Well, we get to decide where we go, like, down. 284 00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:24,753 The first question is when do you wanna go? 285 00:11:24,753 --> 00:11:26,686 So often in this competition, 286 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,964 girls have the authority and they forget about themselves. 287 00:11:28,964 --> 00:11:31,863 No, bitch, me and Kandy are going for ourselves first. 288 00:11:31,863 --> 00:11:35,625 The coveted spots usually are the first and the last. 289 00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:38,939 I don't know. I kinda wanna, like, open. 290 00:11:38,939 --> 00:11:40,527 Why do you wanna open? 291 00:11:40,527 --> 00:11:41,666 I feel like I can come out really strong, 292 00:11:41,666 --> 00:11:44,324 set the bar really high with energy 293 00:11:44,324 --> 00:11:45,808 and, you know, be really shady. 294 00:11:45,808 --> 00:11:47,258 I also would love to open 295 00:11:47,258 --> 00:11:49,536 and set the tone, set the energy. 296 00:11:49,536 --> 00:11:50,468 I don't know. I definitely do not wanna close. 297 00:11:50,468 --> 00:11:51,883 You don't wanna close. 298 00:11:51,883 --> 00:11:53,747 I'm not witty enough to write my own jokes on the spot, 299 00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:56,681 so if any bitch says my jokes throughout the roast, 300 00:11:56,681 --> 00:11:58,131 I'm gonna be like, oop. 301 00:11:58,131 --> 00:12:00,996 That's why if I go first, I don't gotta worry about that. 302 00:12:00,996 --> 00:12:03,723 I do my job and keep it stepping. 303 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,277 Like, I know you are really-- 304 00:12:06,277 --> 00:12:08,348 like, just basing it off of your winning challenge, 305 00:12:08,348 --> 00:12:10,522 you're really good with the jokes, 306 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,835 and you can hold any placement. 307 00:12:12,835 --> 00:12:16,149 Tea, but, I mean, the last has a bit more pressure. 308 00:12:16,149 --> 00:12:19,152 I could close. I could close. 309 00:12:19,152 --> 00:12:20,947 Rosé, oh, my God, it's risky. 310 00:12:20,947 --> 00:12:22,603 Take a fucking risk, bitch. 311 00:12:22,603 --> 00:12:24,295 We're at the end. This is the top six. 312 00:12:24,295 --> 00:12:27,091 Don't fucking play safe. Girl, go last. 313 00:12:27,091 --> 00:12:28,851 So fuck it, I'm going last. 314 00:12:28,851 --> 00:12:30,750 We should be responsible for making the night feel good, too. 315 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,613 Like, let's say I were to open, right, 316 00:12:32,613 --> 00:12:33,580 and Gottmik were to be in the middle, 317 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:35,616 and then you were to close, 318 00:12:35,616 --> 00:12:36,617 the energy stays put throughout the entire night. 319 00:12:36,617 --> 00:12:37,929 I like that idea. 320 00:12:37,929 --> 00:12:41,174 You wanna kind of keep the show high at the beginning, 321 00:12:41,174 --> 00:12:44,039 high in the middle, and high at the end. 322 00:12:44,039 --> 00:12:45,695 You know, you don't wanna have a boring-ass show. 323 00:12:45,695 --> 00:12:47,559 All right, girlies. 324 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:50,528 So we decided I'll open the show. 325 00:12:50,528 --> 00:12:52,116 [gasps] 326 00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:54,532 -Symone will be second. -Okay. 327 00:12:54,532 --> 00:12:56,430 Utica will be third. 328 00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:57,638 Cute. 329 00:12:57,638 --> 00:13:01,021 -Mik will be after Utica. -Killing it. 330 00:13:01,021 --> 00:13:04,887 Then Olivia, and Rosé will close out. 331 00:13:04,887 --> 00:13:06,440 -Oh. -All right. 332 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:07,614 Y'all was in the corner 333 00:13:07,614 --> 00:13:09,789 and y'all thought to put y'all selves 334 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,653 in the two most challenging places in this roast? 335 00:13:12,653 --> 00:13:13,931 All right, bitch. 336 00:13:13,931 --> 00:13:16,209 Hey, listen, if you wanna do it, 337 00:13:16,209 --> 00:13:18,383 you wanna put it on yourself, hey, have at it, honey, 338 00:13:18,383 --> 00:13:19,419 'cause it ain't me. 339 00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:20,489 So do it, honey. 340 00:13:20,489 --> 00:13:22,318 We're having ourselves a roast. 341 00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:23,872 Werk, babies. 342 00:13:24,907 --> 00:13:26,495 The L.A. ho's need to represent. 343 00:13:26,495 --> 00:13:27,979 We do. 344 00:13:27,979 --> 00:13:28,980 I do not wanna fucking roast. 345 00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:30,568 I do not wanna roast. 346 00:13:30,568 --> 00:13:33,502 I know. Literally saying that was my exact thought process. 347 00:13:33,502 --> 00:13:36,885 But here we are, and now we have to make it work. 348 00:13:36,885 --> 00:13:38,265 I'm a little nervous about myself. 349 00:13:38,265 --> 00:13:39,611 The only roasts I've seen 350 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,475 are the ones in my mama's crockpot, 351 00:13:41,475 --> 00:13:45,548 so this is a new experience. 352 00:13:45,548 --> 00:13:46,756 I know there are girls here 353 00:13:46,756 --> 00:13:49,207 who are, like, just naturally funnier. 354 00:13:49,207 --> 00:13:51,209 I must deliver. 355 00:13:51,209 --> 00:13:54,212 This is definitely gonna be a challenge for me, 356 00:13:54,212 --> 00:13:56,111 because I definitely think I have a problem 357 00:13:56,111 --> 00:13:58,699 with being too, like, sweet with things. 358 00:13:58,699 --> 00:14:01,219 Really? Sweet? Have you ever been sweet? 359 00:14:01,219 --> 00:14:03,670 I think I'm gonna end up doing well. 360 00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:05,603 I think I'm gonna do well. 361 00:14:05,603 --> 00:14:08,813 It's not my thing, but who's to say what's my thing? 362 00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:10,297 -[laughs] -Get it! 363 00:14:10,297 --> 00:14:11,851 I'm very confident 364 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,129 that you're gonna do very well in this challenge. 365 00:14:14,129 --> 00:14:18,029 I think I'm the most worried about Olivia in this challenge. 366 00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:19,997 She is so delightful, 367 00:14:19,997 --> 00:14:23,138 but you need to be savage in a roast. 368 00:14:23,138 --> 00:14:27,211 [both laugh] Nina's shoulders so wide... 369 00:14:27,211 --> 00:14:29,454 [whispering] 370 00:14:29,454 --> 00:14:30,731 [laughs] 371 00:14:30,731 --> 00:14:31,871 Oh, that's good! 372 00:14:35,598 --> 00:14:37,773 [Rosé laughs] 373 00:14:37,773 --> 00:14:39,464 Okay. 374 00:14:39,464 --> 00:14:41,984 I'm just reciting over this lovely material. 375 00:14:41,984 --> 00:14:43,537 Oh, I cannot wait, my love. 376 00:14:43,537 --> 00:14:45,436 Baby, give yourself life. 377 00:14:45,436 --> 00:14:47,196 Oh, I need a can of Liv[e] from Olivia. 378 00:14:47,196 --> 00:14:48,404 You'll be in the bottom. 379 00:14:48,404 --> 00:14:50,165 I was safe. 380 00:14:50,165 --> 00:14:51,856 You would know. 381 00:14:51,856 --> 00:14:54,307 You would also know, the one that has the most safe. 382 00:14:54,307 --> 00:14:56,654 Most safe? You mean most top? 383 00:14:56,654 --> 00:14:59,139 I mean, you could be in the bottom 384 00:14:59,139 --> 00:15:01,003 or in the top all you want. 385 00:15:01,003 --> 00:15:03,040 Neither of you are gonna win. 386 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,248 Kandy, let's not focus on winning 387 00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:05,594 until you can win something, baby, okay? 388 00:15:05,594 --> 00:15:06,906 [all laugh] Excuse me. 389 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,321 I won two mini-challenges. 390 00:15:08,321 --> 00:15:10,806 Baby, that's the only thing mini about you, baby, okay? 391 00:15:10,806 --> 00:15:12,325 [all laugh] 392 00:15:12,325 --> 00:15:14,258 -Wow. -You are quick, bitch. 393 00:15:14,258 --> 00:15:15,880 Yeah, she gonna be quick to exit. 394 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,917 [all laugh] 395 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:18,918 I'm a little bit nervous, 396 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,333 because I've done a roast before, 397 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:21,679 and it wasn't so great. 398 00:15:21,679 --> 00:15:23,750 But I love reading these bitches, 399 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,442 so I'm ready to do this roast, 400 00:15:26,442 --> 00:15:30,515 and I'm ready to finally win a fucking maxi-challenge, okay? 401 00:15:32,207 --> 00:15:33,139 RuPaul: Coming up... 402 00:15:33,139 --> 00:15:34,830 Nina West's shoulders are so wide 403 00:15:34,830 --> 00:15:37,281 she makes Tina Burner look like Valentina. 404 00:15:37,281 --> 00:15:38,592 [all laugh] 405 00:15:38,592 --> 00:15:41,354 We have a Miss cunt-geniality with us here tonight. 406 00:15:41,354 --> 00:15:43,943 -[laughs] -Is that too harsh? 407 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,910 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 408 00:15:47,084 --> 00:15:48,878 [RuPaul laughs] 409 00:15:50,294 --> 00:15:52,434 -Hi! -Hey, Kandy girl. 410 00:15:52,434 --> 00:15:55,471 It is time to meet with the comedy coaches, 411 00:15:55,471 --> 00:15:58,267 Miss Michelle Visage and Loni Love. 412 00:15:58,405 --> 00:15:59,268 Are you ready to roast? 413 00:15:59,268 --> 00:16:01,477 I'm ready to do something. 414 00:16:01,477 --> 00:16:03,721 [both laugh] Let's do this! 415 00:16:03,721 --> 00:16:05,102 Give it to me. 416 00:16:05,102 --> 00:16:06,103 Aah! Okay. 417 00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:07,828 So for Valentina, 418 00:16:07,828 --> 00:16:08,968 I was gonna say something along these lines. 419 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,108 Like, well, I think it's pretty funny 420 00:16:11,108 --> 00:16:13,903 that we're doing a roast for the Miss Congeniality, 421 00:16:13,903 --> 00:16:16,320 seeing that we have a Miss cunt-geniality 422 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,631 with us here tonight. 423 00:16:17,631 --> 00:16:19,081 Right. 424 00:16:19,081 --> 00:16:20,393 Is that too harsh? 425 00:16:20,393 --> 00:16:21,704 It's not too harsh. 426 00:16:21,704 --> 00:16:24,052 I just don't know if the TV land people 427 00:16:24,052 --> 00:16:26,709 are gonna let the word cunt. 428 00:16:26,709 --> 00:16:28,677 Hence "charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent." 429 00:16:28,677 --> 00:16:29,989 Probably not, right? 430 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,681 And you don't wanna be bleeped your whole thing. 431 00:16:32,681 --> 00:16:34,407 Right, right, right, right. 432 00:16:34,407 --> 00:16:36,788 Also, make sure we hear those. 433 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,412 Make sure we understand what you're saying. 434 00:16:39,412 --> 00:16:42,932 I'm trying so hard to enunciate my words, 435 00:16:42,932 --> 00:16:44,589 because sometimes, you know, 436 00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:45,935 my little Bronx accent comes out, bitch, 437 00:16:45,935 --> 00:16:47,247 and I'm talking so fast 438 00:16:47,247 --> 00:16:48,628 you can't understand what the fuck I'm saying. 439 00:16:48,628 --> 00:16:50,492 But just slow it down so we can hear it. 440 00:16:50,492 --> 00:16:51,838 Okay, okay. 441 00:16:51,838 --> 00:16:53,874 -Hi! -Hey, Gottmik. 442 00:16:53,874 --> 00:16:56,360 -Are you ready to roast? -No. 443 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,500 It was actually the number one challenge going into this. 444 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:01,089 I was like, if they have me roast, I'm gonna die. 445 00:17:01,089 --> 00:17:04,264 All right. Well, I'm ready to see what you got. 446 00:17:04,264 --> 00:17:06,749 Okay. 447 00:17:06,749 --> 00:17:09,338 Love. 448 00:17:09,338 --> 00:17:10,857 This is gonna be me onstage, going through the roast. 449 00:17:10,857 --> 00:17:13,791 I know. Where is it, Gottmik? 450 00:17:13,791 --> 00:17:16,449 So maybe we start... 451 00:17:16,449 --> 00:17:17,519 Start with the honorees. 452 00:17:17,519 --> 00:17:19,762 Yeah, let's start with the honorees. 453 00:17:19,762 --> 00:17:22,144 I have one that's kind of Kandy and Valentina, 454 00:17:22,144 --> 00:17:23,663 so I was gonna kind of go to Kandy, 455 00:17:23,663 --> 00:17:28,012 and be, like, Kandy Muse... 456 00:17:28,012 --> 00:17:29,772 Mm-hmm. 457 00:17:29,772 --> 00:17:32,844 Kandy, girl, you've lip synced more times 458 00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:35,537 than Valentina has attempted to block the words "Rent Live" 459 00:17:35,537 --> 00:17:36,676 on social media. 460 00:17:36,676 --> 00:17:38,712 [laughs] 461 00:17:38,712 --> 00:17:41,060 -Okay. -That's funny. 462 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,441 -That's funny. -That's hilarious! 463 00:17:43,441 --> 00:17:45,788 Okay. Good to know. 464 00:17:45,788 --> 00:17:46,858 Let's hear what else you have. 465 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,101 So I wanna say something like, 466 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:51,277 we don't all have our brand given to us 467 00:17:51,277 --> 00:17:52,899 the day we were born. 468 00:17:52,899 --> 00:17:54,901 Michelle popped out and the doctor smacked her ass 469 00:17:54,901 --> 00:17:56,523 to see if she was alive, 470 00:17:56,523 --> 00:17:59,147 and the word "whore" just popped right out. 471 00:17:59,147 --> 00:18:00,700 That's cute. You got some good stuff. 472 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:03,151 What we don't wanna hear is, "um, okay," 473 00:18:03,151 --> 00:18:04,152 "because what I was gonna say." 474 00:18:04,152 --> 00:18:06,050 -We don't want that. -No. 475 00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:07,293 Because if you think it's not funny 476 00:18:07,293 --> 00:18:08,225 and you kind of apologize when you deliver it, 477 00:18:08,225 --> 00:18:09,226 it won't be funny. 478 00:18:09,226 --> 00:18:10,606 No. 479 00:18:10,606 --> 00:18:12,608 -Olivia Lux! -What up? 480 00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:13,885 How are you today? 481 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:15,922 I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little nervous today. 482 00:18:15,922 --> 00:18:19,581 I think sometimes I am a little, like, too nice. 483 00:18:19,581 --> 00:18:21,514 Yeah. We all know how nice you are. 484 00:18:21,514 --> 00:18:22,860 That's what we fall in love with, 485 00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:26,001 your smile and your curly hair and your sassy attitude. 486 00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:28,866 So I think if you could surprise the crap out of us 487 00:18:28,866 --> 00:18:32,041 with some hard-hitting jokes, it would be really fab. 488 00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:33,733 Okay, let's do it. 489 00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:36,529 Nina West wanted to be on Drag Raceso bad 490 00:18:36,529 --> 00:18:38,393 she auditioned 28 times, 491 00:18:38,393 --> 00:18:39,842 and there's only been 13 seasons. 492 00:18:39,842 --> 00:18:42,328 Okay. 493 00:18:42,328 --> 00:18:45,193 Valentina spends over six hours doing her face, 494 00:18:45,193 --> 00:18:47,816 two of which are her looking at herself in the mirror, 495 00:18:47,816 --> 00:18:49,507 singing I Will Always Love You, 496 00:18:49,507 --> 00:18:51,164 but still, six hours. 497 00:18:58,585 --> 00:19:01,036 All I hear is crickets. I'm, like... 498 00:19:02,831 --> 00:19:04,453 Give me one for Loni. 499 00:19:04,453 --> 00:19:08,147 I wanna talk about your engineering degree. 500 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,011 -But is that funny? -Um... 501 00:19:11,011 --> 00:19:13,945 Okay. Tough audience. 502 00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:16,914 We know you could do cute, so we just need more. 503 00:19:16,914 --> 00:19:20,676 You can use that cuteness to, you know, eh, stab 'em. 504 00:19:20,676 --> 00:19:21,850 You could, you know, shank 'em. 505 00:19:21,850 --> 00:19:24,818 -We need more funny. -Believe in yourself. 506 00:19:24,818 --> 00:19:29,202 After this rehearsal, I got a lot of work to do. 507 00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:32,240 "Molly, you in danger, girl." 508 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,242 Very much so. 509 00:19:34,242 --> 00:19:37,417 Rosé! So why don't we start with the honorees? 510 00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:40,869 Nina West is here, which is no surprise, 511 00:19:40,869 --> 00:19:43,009 seeing as Nina could be sitting in Texas 512 00:19:43,009 --> 00:19:46,219 while her shoulders are in Arkansas and Louisiana. 513 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:47,462 [both laugh] 514 00:19:47,462 --> 00:19:49,360 Nina West's shoulders are so wide 515 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:52,708 that she makes Tina Burner look like Valentina. 516 00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:54,158 [both laugh] 517 00:19:54,158 --> 00:19:56,022 Heidi's actually really, really thirsty. 518 00:19:56,022 --> 00:19:57,368 My boyfriend actually at one point 519 00:19:57,368 --> 00:19:59,336 had to send her a cease-and-desist. 520 00:19:59,336 --> 00:20:00,337 -Ooh! -Yeah. 521 00:20:00,337 --> 00:20:01,821 It wasn't nearly as complicated 522 00:20:01,821 --> 00:20:04,133 as when her makeup brushes sent her a restraining order. 523 00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:05,618 [laughs] Oh, my goodness. 524 00:20:05,618 --> 00:20:08,276 And that's about as far as I've gotten in my flow. 525 00:20:08,276 --> 00:20:09,898 Really good. Find a way to shorten that. 526 00:20:09,898 --> 00:20:11,969 -Sure. -Because it's so funny. 527 00:20:11,969 --> 00:20:16,215 Your punches are so punchy and good and hard. 528 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,975 Yeah, you seem really prepared, Rosé. 529 00:20:17,975 --> 00:20:19,666 I can't wait to see it. 530 00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:21,220 Okay, well, thank you so much. 531 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,738 It's gonna be a good show. 532 00:20:22,738 --> 00:20:25,707 Cheers. After the coaching, I'm feeling really confident, 533 00:20:25,707 --> 00:20:28,192 and it feels great. 534 00:20:28,192 --> 00:20:30,298 Look at me. I'm holding the microphone right now. Damn. 535 00:20:30,608 --> 00:20:32,438 -Hey, hey, Symone-yay. -Hey, y'all. 536 00:20:32,438 --> 00:20:34,750 Are you ready to roast, babydoll? 537 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:36,062 I'm a little nervous to do it, 538 00:20:36,062 --> 00:20:38,064 'cause I've never done a roast before. 539 00:20:38,064 --> 00:20:39,479 -Take it as far as you can. -Okay. 540 00:20:39,479 --> 00:20:41,861 If it's not funny, we'll tell you. 541 00:20:41,861 --> 00:20:43,483 All right, I'm gonna start with Nina. 542 00:20:43,483 --> 00:20:45,347 I'm so happy you could join us tonight. 543 00:20:45,347 --> 00:20:48,937 You know, I know that the bridge has been a little, you know-- 544 00:20:48,937 --> 00:20:51,353 less people been walking across in these hard times. 545 00:20:51,353 --> 00:20:53,942 But now that you're here with us, 546 00:20:53,942 --> 00:20:56,565 I guess it's you're welcome. 547 00:20:56,565 --> 00:20:59,327 -Explain that. -Troll under the bridge. 548 00:20:59,327 --> 00:21:01,087 Oh! Okay. Wait, we're gonna have to explain that, 549 00:21:01,087 --> 00:21:02,295 so I would lose that. 550 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:03,883 -Lose that one? -Yeah. 551 00:21:03,883 --> 00:21:05,264 Let's hear what else you got. 552 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:10,303 Thank you, Kandy, for that marvelous introduction. 553 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:11,822 It's from Hocus Pocus. It's my favorite movie. 554 00:21:11,822 --> 00:21:13,651 Oh, okay. Great. 555 00:21:13,651 --> 00:21:15,550 But tell me something, my love. 556 00:21:15,550 --> 00:21:18,242 When you were standing alone in the back of the stage 557 00:21:18,242 --> 00:21:20,175 looking at all the girls who've won a challenge, 558 00:21:20,175 --> 00:21:24,938 did it remind you of being in VIP or alone in VIP? 559 00:21:24,938 --> 00:21:27,458 Because it was the, um, the meme-- 560 00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:28,528 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 561 00:21:28,528 --> 00:21:31,704 -I think you're an overthinker. -Yes. 562 00:21:31,704 --> 00:21:33,361 When you're thinking about this, and it's a meme, 563 00:21:33,361 --> 00:21:35,432 and it's a movie, you don't need that. 564 00:21:35,432 --> 00:21:36,812 Always better to go right for the jugular. 565 00:21:36,812 --> 00:21:38,124 Go right to it, yeah. 566 00:21:38,124 --> 00:21:39,194 Because it was, like, long. 567 00:21:39,194 --> 00:21:40,644 -You just wanna hit 'em. -Yeah. 568 00:21:40,644 --> 00:21:43,543 Be Symone. Use that character to tell your joke. 569 00:21:43,543 --> 00:21:44,579 Okay. 570 00:21:44,579 --> 00:21:46,305 -Hey! -Hey, Utica! 571 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,307 [both laugh] 572 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,377 Are you excited? 573 00:21:49,377 --> 00:21:51,379 -I am excited, yes. -Okay. 574 00:21:51,379 --> 00:21:53,001 I know you're gentle by nature. 575 00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:55,417 Do you think you can roast these beasts? 576 00:21:55,417 --> 00:21:57,281 Underneath, I think there is 577 00:21:57,281 --> 00:22:00,008 a bubbling evil exterior-- uh, interior. 578 00:22:00,008 --> 00:22:01,803 Good. Fantastic. 579 00:22:01,803 --> 00:22:04,978 So, RuPaul, you have been bonkers 580 00:22:04,978 --> 00:22:07,878 over Symone in this competition. 581 00:22:07,878 --> 00:22:10,329 You know, I think you both could make a really good couple. 582 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,158 You know, Symone and Pumbaa. 583 00:22:13,435 --> 00:22:17,094 Pumbaa? Pumbaa, you know, like, Lion King. 584 00:22:17,094 --> 00:22:18,785 What? [laughs] 585 00:22:18,785 --> 00:22:20,891 It's not a funny joke, Utica. 586 00:22:20,891 --> 00:22:21,926 Have you seen Lion King? 587 00:22:21,926 --> 00:22:25,585 Yes! I have children, Utica! 588 00:22:25,585 --> 00:22:27,691 You sure do look like it. 589 00:22:30,072 --> 00:22:32,143 Let's hear what you got for Nina. 590 00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:34,249 All right, Nina West. 591 00:22:34,249 --> 00:22:37,632 [howls and growls] 592 00:22:37,632 --> 00:22:39,668 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you could speak whale. 593 00:22:41,636 --> 00:22:43,810 You like that, Loni? Can you speak whale, too? 594 00:22:45,536 --> 00:22:47,607 Very mean. Very, very mean. 595 00:22:47,607 --> 00:22:51,024 I wouldn't do this. 596 00:22:51,024 --> 00:22:53,406 That could be very offensive. 597 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:54,821 Does that trigger you? 598 00:22:54,821 --> 00:22:58,480 Does it? Whales? Manatees? 599 00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,481 Does Dumbo ring a bell to you? 600 00:22:59,481 --> 00:23:00,482 No, I'm just kidding. 601 00:23:00,482 --> 00:23:01,897 Wow. 602 00:23:01,897 --> 00:23:03,451 [laughs] 603 00:23:03,451 --> 00:23:04,521 It's harsh. 604 00:23:06,281 --> 00:23:09,215 Even though it's a roast, it still has to be funny. 605 00:23:09,215 --> 00:23:12,874 Just mean doesn't work, you know what I mean? 606 00:23:12,874 --> 00:23:15,152 My taste level when it comes to humor 607 00:23:15,152 --> 00:23:18,224 is I love when it's just accurate. 608 00:23:18,224 --> 00:23:20,606 Like, I love, like, really good observations 609 00:23:20,606 --> 00:23:23,229 and just a little bit of truth to it. 610 00:23:23,229 --> 00:23:24,333 Just think it through 611 00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:26,405 of what is funny and what is mean. 612 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:27,889 Mean never works. 613 00:23:27,889 --> 00:23:29,200 Yeah. 614 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,685 Okay, Utica, you got some work to do, 615 00:23:30,685 --> 00:23:33,998 so we're gonna release you to go get to it. 616 00:23:33,998 --> 00:23:35,724 -Thank you. -Good luck, Utica. 617 00:23:35,724 --> 00:23:38,934 -Bye squad. -That's gonna be complicated. 618 00:23:38,934 --> 00:23:40,384 Yeah. 619 00:23:41,316 --> 00:23:42,421 Eew. 620 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:43,905 [laughs] 621 00:23:43,905 --> 00:23:44,871 -Gross -How'd it go? 622 00:23:44,871 --> 00:23:47,356 Utica. 623 00:23:47,356 --> 00:23:49,600 I made a Lion Kingjoke, 624 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,534 and Michelle was like, "I don't get it." 625 00:23:52,534 --> 00:23:53,880 It was so funny. 626 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,744 Michelle was looking at Loni like, 627 00:23:55,744 --> 00:23:58,402 "What the fuck's happening? What's happening?" 628 00:23:58,402 --> 00:24:00,059 But, no, it was a really good time. 629 00:24:00,059 --> 00:24:01,992 Oh, so you feel the same way 630 00:24:01,992 --> 00:24:03,545 you felt during Snatch Game and your commercial? 631 00:24:03,545 --> 00:24:05,858 [all laugh] 632 00:24:05,858 --> 00:24:08,412 Utica's biggest weakness right now 633 00:24:08,412 --> 00:24:09,586 is that Utica does not agree 634 00:24:09,586 --> 00:24:12,243 with anything the judges have been telling her. 635 00:24:12,243 --> 00:24:15,937 She thinks that her art is just the peak of life. 636 00:24:15,937 --> 00:24:18,284 ♪ I'm a dumb bitch 637 00:24:18,284 --> 00:24:21,080 I think I'm gonna do really well in this challenge. 638 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:22,530 I have some pretty strong jokes, 639 00:24:22,530 --> 00:24:24,739 and this is gonna be authentically me, 640 00:24:24,739 --> 00:24:28,294 and I'm ready to make this roast a blast. 641 00:24:29,675 --> 00:24:30,227 RuPaul: Coming up... 642 00:24:30,227 --> 00:24:31,642 I can't wait to see it. 643 00:24:31,642 --> 00:24:33,195 Baby, this is gonna be a battle for you. 644 00:24:33,195 --> 00:24:35,335 Huh? The pressure's on. 645 00:24:35,335 --> 00:24:37,027 The pressure cooker has been turnt up. 646 00:24:37,027 --> 00:24:38,304 Uh-oh. Shots fired. 647 00:24:38,304 --> 00:24:40,375 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 648 00:24:41,410 --> 00:24:43,343 [RuPaul laughs] 649 00:24:45,138 --> 00:24:48,141 -Whoo-hoo! -Let's get this roast a-cookin'! 650 00:24:48,141 --> 00:24:49,798 Roast day, bitch! 651 00:24:49,798 --> 00:24:53,181 We are back in the werkroom, and it is time to roast, baby. 652 00:24:53,388 --> 00:24:54,769 Who's hungry for a roast? 653 00:24:54,769 --> 00:24:55,977 [laughs] 654 00:24:55,977 --> 00:24:58,531 I am feeling better than I did yesterday. 655 00:24:58,531 --> 00:25:01,500 However, you can prepare as much as you want, 656 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,088 but when the lights, the camera, the action come on, 657 00:25:04,088 --> 00:25:05,469 it is anyone's game. 658 00:25:05,469 --> 00:25:06,850 Yo, and it's gonna go past really quick, 659 00:25:06,850 --> 00:25:08,437 because there's only fucking six of us. 660 00:25:08,437 --> 00:25:10,129 Which could be a very good thing for us 661 00:25:10,129 --> 00:25:11,406 or a very bad thing for us. 662 00:25:11,406 --> 00:25:12,959 Baby, it's gonna be a bad one for you. 663 00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:13,995 Huh? 664 00:25:13,995 --> 00:25:16,169 -Uh-oh, shots fired. -[laughs] 665 00:25:16,169 --> 00:25:19,345 The roast is absolutely not anyone's game. 666 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,968 There are stronger roasters in here than others. 667 00:25:21,968 --> 00:25:23,832 I know that the strong points 668 00:25:23,832 --> 00:25:26,766 are gonna be Kandy, Gottmik, and myself. 669 00:25:26,766 --> 00:25:30,598 Baby, I'm about to look like a fucking woman today. 670 00:25:30,598 --> 00:25:31,909 I can't wait to see it. 671 00:25:31,909 --> 00:25:33,739 Oh, baby, you've seen it all season long. 672 00:25:33,739 --> 00:25:35,499 -Have we? -Y'all look like drag queens. 673 00:25:35,499 --> 00:25:37,052 [laughs] 674 00:25:37,052 --> 00:25:38,675 And you look like a man. 675 00:25:38,675 --> 00:25:40,677 [all laugh] 676 00:25:40,677 --> 00:25:42,817 I'm ready to wear this hair, honey. 677 00:25:42,817 --> 00:25:43,990 Oh, baby. 678 00:25:43,990 --> 00:25:45,613 Come on, lace! 679 00:25:45,613 --> 00:25:48,132 -Come on, lace! -Ooh! 680 00:25:48,132 --> 00:25:49,375 If y'all don't roast Olivia 681 00:25:49,375 --> 00:25:52,240 about her damn lace on that damn wig 682 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,277 with them ponytails sticking out of her head, 683 00:25:55,277 --> 00:25:56,727 you deserve to go home today. 684 00:25:56,727 --> 00:25:59,696 But you still won that week. 685 00:25:59,696 --> 00:26:01,249 Bitch. 686 00:26:01,249 --> 00:26:05,011 My plan in going into today's roast 687 00:26:05,460 --> 00:26:07,669 is basically to shock the judges 688 00:26:07,669 --> 00:26:11,673 even more than a girl that you expect is gonna do well. 689 00:26:12,950 --> 00:26:16,609 I definitely came into it terrified of the roast. 690 00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:18,197 But I definitely feel like I found my rhythm, 691 00:26:18,197 --> 00:26:21,649 and I'm feeling like I finally got the comedy voice 692 00:26:21,649 --> 00:26:23,443 that I've been looking for, so I'm excited. 693 00:26:23,443 --> 00:26:24,824 Werk. 694 00:26:24,824 --> 00:26:27,240 -Utica, how are you feeling? -I think my jokes are fun, 695 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,760 and I'm confident that I'm gonna do well in this. 696 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,556 I feel like, well, if I have fun, 697 00:26:32,556 --> 00:26:35,386 like, they're gonna have fun with me. 698 00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:38,113 I don't know about her material for this roast. 699 00:26:38,113 --> 00:26:39,598 I've heard a couple of jokes, 700 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,461 she's been a little off lately, 701 00:26:41,461 --> 00:26:43,360 so I'm not sure what to expect, 702 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,396 and she's still, like, grinning from ear to ear, 703 00:26:45,396 --> 00:26:47,467 can't wait to roast the dolls. 704 00:26:47,467 --> 00:26:50,643 I'm hoping that she doesn't turn it up too hot. 705 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,922 Has anyone, like, had a moment 706 00:26:53,922 --> 00:26:55,924 where comedy got them through, like, a hard time? 707 00:26:55,924 --> 00:26:57,719 Well, have you? 708 00:26:57,719 --> 00:26:59,307 Yeah, in a way. 709 00:26:59,307 --> 00:27:00,964 Like, being drag just brings a lot of joy 710 00:27:00,964 --> 00:27:02,344 and fun and comedy into my life, 711 00:27:02,344 --> 00:27:06,279 and it's definitely lightened my self-imposed load, 712 00:27:06,279 --> 00:27:08,592 if I would say, on myself. 713 00:27:08,592 --> 00:27:10,283 Ooh! [all laugh] 714 00:27:10,283 --> 00:27:11,388 Y'all nasty and y'all need help. 715 00:27:11,388 --> 00:27:12,803 I definitely think comedy 716 00:27:12,803 --> 00:27:14,563 gets me through a lot of things in life. 717 00:27:14,563 --> 00:27:16,013 I think I use humor sometimes 718 00:27:16,013 --> 00:27:18,015 as a way of coping with things that really hurt me, 719 00:27:18,015 --> 00:27:21,294 and I think that that's why now I love making people laugh. 720 00:27:21,294 --> 00:27:24,090 It is my greatest joy on this Earth in this little body to-- 721 00:27:24,090 --> 00:27:26,196 -Little? -Thank you. 722 00:27:26,196 --> 00:27:28,923 To make people laugh. 723 00:27:28,923 --> 00:27:30,027 Nothing makes me feel more complete 724 00:27:30,027 --> 00:27:32,236 than to bring people joy 725 00:27:32,236 --> 00:27:35,308 and to hear the tangible laughter that comes with that. 726 00:27:35,308 --> 00:27:36,758 Agreed. 727 00:27:36,758 --> 00:27:40,003 Especially as queer folks and PoC queer folks, 728 00:27:40,003 --> 00:27:42,902 it can be a definitely a difficult time 729 00:27:42,902 --> 00:27:44,145 in the outside world, 730 00:27:44,145 --> 00:27:46,975 and it's the small moments at bars 731 00:27:46,975 --> 00:27:48,597 that we have with one another, 732 00:27:48,597 --> 00:27:52,187 laughing and talking over a drink and a drag show, 733 00:27:52,187 --> 00:27:53,775 that really make our bonds so special. 734 00:27:53,775 --> 00:27:55,881 -Mm-hmm. -Or sometimes just a drink, 735 00:27:55,881 --> 00:27:57,227 because the drag show fucking sucks. 736 00:27:57,227 --> 00:27:58,987 [all laugh] 737 00:27:58,987 --> 00:28:01,265 Yeah, we've been to your shows on Monday. 738 00:28:01,265 --> 00:28:02,335 Aah! 739 00:28:02,335 --> 00:28:04,821 Oh, she's a comedy queen! 740 00:28:04,821 --> 00:28:05,925 We'll see. 741 00:28:05,925 --> 00:28:07,064 Not all of us 742 00:28:07,064 --> 00:28:08,928 can be a self-proclaimed comedy queen like Rosé. 743 00:28:08,928 --> 00:28:11,206 Baby, the reviews have been in for years, honey. 744 00:28:11,206 --> 00:28:12,552 Years? It sounds like 745 00:28:12,552 --> 00:28:13,830 a lot longer than I've been doing drag. 746 00:28:13,830 --> 00:28:16,833 It sure does. Thank you for reading yourself. 747 00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:19,180 [all laugh] 748 00:28:19,180 --> 00:28:20,319 The pressure's on. 749 00:28:20,319 --> 00:28:21,803 The pressure cooker has been turnt up, 750 00:28:21,803 --> 00:28:24,392 and we just gonna have to see who's gonna be fully cooked 751 00:28:24,392 --> 00:28:27,222 or if it's just fucking roasted, my love. 752 00:28:39,165 --> 00:28:41,512 [RuPaul laughs] 753 00:28:44,653 --> 00:28:48,727 ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 754 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:52,592 ♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪ 755 00:28:52,592 --> 00:28:54,733 And what? 756 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,839 Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race. 757 00:28:57,839 --> 00:29:01,636 She's sugar and spice and occasionally nice, 758 00:29:01,636 --> 00:29:02,844 Michelle Visage. 759 00:29:02,844 --> 00:29:04,881 You know what, Ru? Thank you for noticing. 760 00:29:04,881 --> 00:29:05,882 -[laughs] -Thank you. 761 00:29:05,882 --> 00:29:08,781 The hilarious Ross Mathews. 762 00:29:08,988 --> 00:29:11,232 Ross, do you like being the butt of the joke? 763 00:29:11,232 --> 00:29:13,648 Ooh, that sounds fun. I'd like to try that. 764 00:29:13,648 --> 00:29:15,581 [all laugh] 765 00:29:15,581 --> 00:29:17,583 Everybody say Loni Love! 766 00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:19,654 Now, Loni, can you take a joke? 767 00:29:19,654 --> 00:29:21,829 Only if I can have that outfit, girlfriend. 768 00:29:21,829 --> 00:29:24,038 [all laugh] 769 00:29:24,038 --> 00:29:25,556 This week we challenged our queens 770 00:29:25,556 --> 00:29:29,733 to show off their comedy chops at our Nice Girls Roast. 771 00:29:29,733 --> 00:29:32,356 Racers, start your engines, 772 00:29:32,356 --> 00:29:34,255 and may the best drag queen win. 773 00:29:35,290 --> 00:29:35,877 RuPaul: Coming up... 774 00:29:36,015 --> 00:29:37,879 This is the longest on record 775 00:29:37,879 --> 00:29:40,468 that Heidi has ever waited before trying to fuck me. 776 00:29:40,468 --> 00:29:42,677 [all laugh] 777 00:29:42,677 --> 00:29:44,127 You didn't know them words to that lip sync. 778 00:29:44,127 --> 00:29:46,508 You let that happen. 779 00:29:46,508 --> 00:29:47,924 Uh. 780 00:29:50,271 --> 00:29:52,238 [tongue pop] 781 00:29:52,238 --> 00:29:53,550 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 782 00:29:54,654 --> 00:29:56,449 [RuPaul laughs] 783 00:29:57,312 --> 00:30:01,040 Welcome to the first-ever Nice Girls Roast. 784 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:06,011 Please welcome Miss Congeniality Season 11, Nina West. 785 00:30:06,011 --> 00:30:09,428 Hey, that's me! [applause] 786 00:30:10,463 --> 00:30:11,464 [farts] 787 00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:15,814 Miss Congeniality Season 9, Valentina. 788 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,956 [all laugh] 789 00:30:19,956 --> 00:30:21,267 ¡Escandalosa! 790 00:30:23,649 --> 00:30:24,753 -Hi. -[all laugh] 791 00:30:24,753 --> 00:30:27,584 And our reigning Miss Congeniality, 792 00:30:27,584 --> 00:30:29,828 Heidi N Closet. 793 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:33,314 Whoo! [applause] 794 00:30:38,319 --> 00:30:40,217 [all laugh] 795 00:30:40,217 --> 00:30:43,117 Now, what shady thing 796 00:30:43,117 --> 00:30:47,397 could you possibly have to say about these angels? 797 00:30:47,397 --> 00:30:49,054 Mm. 798 00:30:49,054 --> 00:30:50,779 Let the roast begin. 799 00:30:50,779 --> 00:30:52,367 Hey, y'all! 800 00:30:52,367 --> 00:30:55,646 [cheers and applause] 801 00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:58,477 Ooh, bitch, don't I look gorgeous tonight, huh? 802 00:30:58,477 --> 00:31:01,238 Y'all, my name is Kandy Muse, and I ain't a nice girl. 803 00:31:01,238 --> 00:31:04,310 I'm a naughty girl, ooh. 804 00:31:04,310 --> 00:31:05,346 Oh! 805 00:31:05,346 --> 00:31:06,381 Listen up, bitch. 806 00:31:06,381 --> 00:31:09,384 Welcome to the Nice Girls Roast, bitch. 807 00:31:09,384 --> 00:31:11,317 Tonight we have the privilege and honor 808 00:31:11,317 --> 00:31:14,631 of roasting our amazing Miss Congenialities. 809 00:31:14,631 --> 00:31:16,805 [cheering] 810 00:31:16,805 --> 00:31:18,290 Ain't no audience tonight. 811 00:31:18,290 --> 00:31:19,463 Mm-mmm. 812 00:31:19,463 --> 00:31:20,982 Michelle, don't that kind of remind you 813 00:31:20,982 --> 00:31:22,466 of your old concerts from back in the day? 814 00:31:22,466 --> 00:31:25,745 Oh! [all laugh] 815 00:31:27,540 --> 00:31:31,959 First up, the incredible Valentina. 816 00:31:31,959 --> 00:31:33,098 Hello. 817 00:31:33,098 --> 00:31:34,099 You know, you and my drag mother 818 00:31:34,099 --> 00:31:36,549 have so much history together. 819 00:31:36,549 --> 00:31:38,172 But she got one thing correct, baby. 820 00:31:38,172 --> 00:31:42,245 You're perfect, you're beautiful, 821 00:31:42,245 --> 00:31:45,351 that performance in Rent Live was rough, bitch. 822 00:31:45,351 --> 00:31:47,836 [all laugh] 823 00:31:47,836 --> 00:31:49,597 Your angel needed an angel. 824 00:31:49,597 --> 00:31:52,807 [all laugh] 825 00:31:52,807 --> 00:31:54,291 Hello, Miss Nina West! 826 00:31:54,291 --> 00:31:55,534 Hi! 827 00:31:55,534 --> 00:31:57,846 You make my good Judy Miss Tina Burner 828 00:31:57,846 --> 00:31:59,469 look like such a petite woman 829 00:31:59,469 --> 00:32:02,748 with those big-ass shoulders you got, bitch. Whoo! 830 00:32:02,748 --> 00:32:06,855 I know that Drag Race is the Olympics of drag, 831 00:32:06,855 --> 00:32:08,409 and, baby, you the stadium. 832 00:32:08,409 --> 00:32:12,344 [all laugh] 833 00:32:12,344 --> 00:32:15,623 How can I forget our sweetheart, Miss Heidi N Closet? 834 00:32:15,623 --> 00:32:19,420 I don't know what's worse, your fashion on Season 12... 835 00:32:21,077 --> 00:32:23,079 Ooh, no, baby, ain't nothin' worse than that. 836 00:32:23,079 --> 00:32:26,737 [all laugh] 837 00:32:26,737 --> 00:32:28,049 All right. 838 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:31,294 Hello, judges! 839 00:32:31,294 --> 00:32:33,158 -Hi! -Hi, Kandy! 840 00:32:33,158 --> 00:32:34,953 I don't know what's scarier, 841 00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:36,713 waiting for my test results at the clinic 842 00:32:36,713 --> 00:32:39,509 or waiting for a critique from the judges. 843 00:32:39,509 --> 00:32:42,650 I know at least one of them will come out positive. 844 00:32:42,650 --> 00:32:47,344 [all laugh] 845 00:32:49,070 --> 00:32:50,347 How could I forget about 846 00:32:50,347 --> 00:32:53,350 our amazing special guest judge Miss Loni Love? 847 00:32:53,350 --> 00:32:54,800 Hey, Kandy. 848 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:58,631 How does being an extra on Soul Plane 849 00:32:58,631 --> 00:33:01,324 land you this big-ass gig on RuPaul's Drag Race? 850 00:33:01,324 --> 00:33:03,429 [all laugh] 851 00:33:03,429 --> 00:33:04,741 Hey, Ru! 852 00:33:04,741 --> 00:33:05,984 Hi! 853 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,571 Y'all, RuPaul is so old, 854 00:33:07,571 --> 00:33:09,159 Jurassic Park brought back memories. 855 00:33:09,159 --> 00:33:11,990 [all laugh] 856 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,371 RuPaul's so old, I told her to act her own age, 857 00:33:14,371 --> 00:33:15,752 bitch, she died. 858 00:33:15,752 --> 00:33:18,513 [all laugh] 859 00:33:18,513 --> 00:33:21,102 [applause] 860 00:33:21,102 --> 00:33:23,760 Miss Kandy Muse from the Haus of Aja. 861 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,624 Her little daughter that came out her... [tongue pop] 862 00:33:25,624 --> 00:33:26,901 to make fun of me, 863 00:33:26,901 --> 00:33:29,041 and the bitch did a good job. 864 00:33:29,041 --> 00:33:31,630 And then Latinas are in the house. Hey! 865 00:33:31,630 --> 00:33:33,114 If you enjoyed my set, thank you so much. 866 00:33:33,114 --> 00:33:34,564 If you didn't enjoy it, 867 00:33:34,564 --> 00:33:36,738 you're definitely not gonna enjoy the next bitch after me. 868 00:33:36,738 --> 00:33:38,085 [all laugh] 869 00:33:38,085 --> 00:33:41,226 She is a fashionista 870 00:33:41,226 --> 00:33:43,159 with the voice of a fucking gargoyle. 871 00:33:43,159 --> 00:33:47,266 Give it up for Miss Symone-Symone-yay! 872 00:33:47,266 --> 00:33:48,992 [cheers and applause] 873 00:33:48,992 --> 00:33:51,098 Kandy Muse, 874 00:33:51,098 --> 00:33:55,447 thank you for that marvelous introduction. 875 00:33:55,447 --> 00:33:57,173 Now, I do have a question for you. 876 00:33:57,173 --> 00:33:58,760 Last week, when you were standing 877 00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,555 in the back of the stage 878 00:34:00,555 --> 00:34:01,694 looking at all the girls 879 00:34:01,694 --> 00:34:02,937 who've won a challenge in front of you... 880 00:34:02,937 --> 00:34:04,801 [all laugh] 881 00:34:04,801 --> 00:34:09,219 Did it remind you of standing alone in the VIP? 882 00:34:09,219 --> 00:34:12,533 Oh, goodness, gracious. 883 00:34:12,533 --> 00:34:13,810 Mm, mm, mm, mm. 884 00:34:13,810 --> 00:34:15,467 But speaking of losers, 885 00:34:15,467 --> 00:34:19,850 we have our esteemed panel of congenialities here tonight. 886 00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:22,336 We have Miss Valentina. 887 00:34:22,336 --> 00:34:23,544 We gotta talk about that controversy. 888 00:34:23,544 --> 00:34:25,304 Oh, yes, mm-hmm. 889 00:34:25,304 --> 00:34:27,720 You didn't know them words to that lip sync. 890 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:29,619 No. 891 00:34:29,619 --> 00:34:31,276 You let that happen. 892 00:34:31,276 --> 00:34:32,553 Uh. 893 00:34:33,830 --> 00:34:35,728 [tongue pop] 894 00:34:35,728 --> 00:34:37,489 Symone is bombing. 895 00:34:37,489 --> 00:34:39,387 It's like time stops. 896 00:34:39,387 --> 00:34:41,182 Time is stopping right now. 897 00:34:41,182 --> 00:34:42,977 Miss Loni Love. 898 00:34:42,977 --> 00:34:44,461 Hey, Symone! 899 00:34:44,461 --> 00:34:45,738 Hey! 900 00:34:45,738 --> 00:34:51,675 Now, you is an author, an actress, a TV host, 901 00:34:51,675 --> 00:34:56,335 and you're a former electrical engineer. 902 00:34:56,335 --> 00:34:58,993 But then you somehow were so good at it, 903 00:34:58,993 --> 00:35:01,858 you engineered your ass onto this judging panel. 904 00:35:04,343 --> 00:35:06,311 Oh, God. 905 00:35:08,244 --> 00:35:10,660 -Miss Ross "The Boss" Mathews. -Hi. 906 00:35:10,660 --> 00:35:11,868 The gayest one on this panel. 907 00:35:11,868 --> 00:35:13,559 Thank you. 908 00:35:13,559 --> 00:35:14,733 And that gets me, 909 00:35:14,733 --> 00:35:17,218 because you sitting next to a man in a wig 910 00:35:17,218 --> 00:35:20,187 that's been pulled, plucked, and prodded... 911 00:35:20,187 --> 00:35:22,465 And, no, that's not you, Miss RuPaul, okay? 912 00:35:22,465 --> 00:35:23,466 I'm talking about Michelle. 913 00:35:23,466 --> 00:35:25,606 [all laugh] 914 00:35:25,606 --> 00:35:27,711 Now on to my girls. 915 00:35:27,711 --> 00:35:31,059 Oh-livia. Now, I told you 916 00:35:31,059 --> 00:35:34,891 that you remind me of the girls back home, and that's poor. 917 00:35:34,891 --> 00:35:38,377 But... 918 00:35:38,377 --> 00:35:39,930 Heidi's here tonight, 919 00:35:39,930 --> 00:35:41,863 so you have one thing to know: 920 00:35:41,863 --> 00:35:44,728 that you are not destitute, okay? 921 00:35:44,728 --> 00:35:45,833 Oh, my! 922 00:35:45,833 --> 00:35:48,525 Symone is gorgeous. 923 00:35:48,525 --> 00:35:51,494 I just wish her jokes were as good as she looks. 924 00:35:51,494 --> 00:35:52,909 [laughs] 925 00:35:52,909 --> 00:35:54,669 I can't even spell that. 926 00:35:54,669 --> 00:35:57,189 I guess it's time to bring up our next queen, 927 00:35:57,189 --> 00:35:59,053 straight from the Minnesota Institute 928 00:35:59,053 --> 00:36:00,399 for the Criminally Insane, 929 00:36:00,399 --> 00:36:03,161 give it up for Utica Queen. 930 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,991 [cheers and applause] 931 00:36:05,991 --> 00:36:08,027 Oh, Symone, I thought I was the one 932 00:36:08,027 --> 00:36:09,891 who had the balls to bomb that hard. 933 00:36:09,891 --> 00:36:13,171 [all laugh] 934 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,517 Great job, Symone. 935 00:36:14,517 --> 00:36:17,796 The judges love you so much in this competition, 936 00:36:17,796 --> 00:36:18,969 especially Ross. 937 00:36:18,969 --> 00:36:20,178 You know, Ross and Symone, 938 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:22,041 I think you guys would make a great couple. 939 00:36:22,041 --> 00:36:24,147 Symone and Pumbaa. 940 00:36:24,147 --> 00:36:26,943 [scattered laughter] 941 00:36:26,943 --> 00:36:28,462 Hakuna matata! 942 00:36:28,462 --> 00:36:30,774 Ross, you know I love you. 943 00:36:30,774 --> 00:36:34,019 You are so gay that you don't shit on the dick, 944 00:36:34,019 --> 00:36:35,331 you skittles on the dick. 945 00:36:35,331 --> 00:36:37,195 Ooh. 946 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:41,716 You're so gay they should, uh, uh-- 947 00:36:41,716 --> 00:36:43,270 they should make the whole--ooh. 948 00:36:43,270 --> 00:36:45,755 They should take Celebrity Big Brother 949 00:36:45,755 --> 00:36:48,206 and make it Celebrity Big Brother with Benefits. 950 00:36:50,069 --> 00:36:53,452 This is hilarious, and not hilarious because it's funny, 951 00:36:53,452 --> 00:36:55,385 but hilarious because this bitch 952 00:36:55,385 --> 00:36:58,285 is just bombing all of her jokes. 953 00:36:58,285 --> 00:36:59,527 Okay, okay, okay. 954 00:36:59,527 --> 00:37:01,564 Now that, you know, I got my balls out of the way 955 00:37:01,564 --> 00:37:03,359 and I'm bombing, I'm bombing, I know, I know. 956 00:37:03,359 --> 00:37:04,705 Nina West. 957 00:37:04,705 --> 00:37:05,947 Oh, yes! 958 00:37:05,947 --> 00:37:10,883 [howls and groans] 959 00:37:12,126 --> 00:37:14,232 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you could speak whale. 960 00:37:20,030 --> 00:37:21,308 Heidi, you really remind me 961 00:37:21,308 --> 00:37:24,207 of the people I grew up with on the farm: 962 00:37:24,207 --> 00:37:25,967 gap-toothed and full of bull semen. 963 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,660 Oh! [scattered laughter] 964 00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:29,937 Girl, huh? 965 00:37:29,937 --> 00:37:33,320 Valentina, you are such a beautiful sista, 966 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:37,910 but you have this diva attitude that's really hard to swallow. 967 00:37:37,910 --> 00:37:39,257 I do. 968 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,430 It's just as hard to swallow 969 00:37:40,430 --> 00:37:42,294 as Loni Love's comedy career. 970 00:37:42,294 --> 00:37:46,160 -Oh! -[Loni laughs] 971 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:47,506 You're the one bombing! 972 00:37:47,506 --> 00:37:51,510 [all laugh] 973 00:37:54,858 --> 00:37:55,997 No! 974 00:37:55,997 --> 00:37:57,205 I love it! 975 00:37:57,205 --> 00:37:58,379 You like that? You like that, RuPaul? 976 00:37:58,379 --> 00:38:01,002 I mean, RuPaul, you are such a fashion icon. 977 00:38:01,002 --> 00:38:03,281 If you could stand up for us, please? 978 00:38:06,007 --> 00:38:08,976 [all laugh] 979 00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:19,676 Utica tanked the roast really hard. 980 00:38:19,676 --> 00:38:21,540 I don't even know how you crawl out of that. 981 00:38:21,540 --> 00:38:25,337 And now it's time to bring up the amazing Gottmik. 982 00:38:25,337 --> 00:38:29,583 She's so small, her shoe size is the same as her IQ: six. 983 00:38:29,583 --> 00:38:32,586 Give it up for Gottmik! 984 00:38:32,586 --> 00:38:34,519 -Jesus Christ. -Molly, you in danger, girl. 985 00:38:34,519 --> 00:38:36,348 There's definitely tension, 986 00:38:36,348 --> 00:38:39,006 and it's my turn, and I'm scared. 987 00:38:39,006 --> 00:38:40,145 Good night, good night. 988 00:38:41,249 --> 00:38:42,009 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 989 00:38:43,217 --> 00:38:44,667 [RuPaul laughs] 990 00:38:46,116 --> 00:38:48,878 Welcome back to the Nice Girls Roast. 991 00:38:48,878 --> 00:38:52,053 Oh, thank you, thank you. 992 00:38:52,053 --> 00:38:55,333 Wow. How will I ever follow that one up? 993 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,438 [all laugh] 994 00:38:57,438 --> 00:38:58,888 Ooh. 995 00:38:58,888 --> 00:39:01,787 After your set, I really realize 996 00:39:01,787 --> 00:39:03,099 that it's so fitting 997 00:39:03,099 --> 00:39:05,688 that your name begins with the letters name U-T-I, 998 00:39:05,688 --> 00:39:08,276 because you make me extremely uncomfortable 999 00:39:08,276 --> 00:39:10,175 and I feel like I need a full bottle of pills 1000 00:39:10,175 --> 00:39:11,176 to forget about you. 1001 00:39:11,176 --> 00:39:14,352 [all laugh] 1002 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:15,870 Heidi N Closet. 1003 00:39:15,870 --> 00:39:18,321 Hi, my love. How are you tonight? 1004 00:39:18,321 --> 00:39:22,532 You lip synced more times than our angel here, Valentina, 1005 00:39:22,532 --> 00:39:24,672 has attempted to block the words Rent Live 1006 00:39:24,672 --> 00:39:25,777 on social media. 1007 00:39:25,777 --> 00:39:29,712 [all laugh] 1008 00:39:29,712 --> 00:39:32,024 But moving on to our judges, hi, you guys. 1009 00:39:32,024 --> 00:39:33,440 Hi! 1010 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:38,237 Loni Love, I just cannot believe I am standing up here 1011 00:39:38,237 --> 00:39:40,930 presenting my comedy in front of you. 1012 00:39:40,930 --> 00:39:43,311 I knew there was gonna be budget cuts this season, 1013 00:39:43,311 --> 00:39:46,660 but I didn't know it was gonna affect the judges' panel, too! 1014 00:39:46,660 --> 00:39:49,801 [all laugh] 1015 00:39:51,423 --> 00:39:52,597 -Hi, Ru. -Hi-ee! 1016 00:39:52,597 --> 00:39:54,322 -How are you? -Good. 1017 00:39:54,322 --> 00:39:57,740 I am such a huge fan of you and your work 1018 00:39:57,740 --> 00:40:00,156 and all of your hit song. 1019 00:40:00,156 --> 00:40:03,193 [all laugh] 1020 00:40:04,643 --> 00:40:06,127 Hi, Ross. 1021 00:40:06,127 --> 00:40:07,577 Hi! 1022 00:40:07,577 --> 00:40:09,890 I love you so much, 1023 00:40:09,890 --> 00:40:12,548 and you are the only person I have ever met 1024 00:40:12,548 --> 00:40:14,032 that watches porn 1025 00:40:14,032 --> 00:40:16,552 and cums when the pizza gets delivered. 1026 00:40:16,552 --> 00:40:17,725 [all laugh] 1027 00:40:17,725 --> 00:40:21,246 What is up with that? Oh! 1028 00:40:21,246 --> 00:40:23,559 You got a point. 1029 00:40:23,559 --> 00:40:25,492 Well, did you guys have fun with my set? 1030 00:40:25,492 --> 00:40:26,941 [applause] Yes, all right. 1031 00:40:26,941 --> 00:40:28,805 Well, hopefully my laughs 1032 00:40:28,805 --> 00:40:30,289 will get you through the awkward silences 1033 00:40:30,289 --> 00:40:32,533 on the next bitch's set. Yeah. 1034 00:40:32,533 --> 00:40:35,294 So give it up for Olivia Lux! 1035 00:40:35,294 --> 00:40:38,159 [cheers and applause] 1036 00:40:39,506 --> 00:40:42,440 This is so fun. Thanks, gorg! 1037 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,579 Yes. 1038 00:40:43,579 --> 00:40:45,581 I know--I know what you're thinking: 1039 00:40:45,581 --> 00:40:48,687 the polite queen roasting. 1040 00:40:48,687 --> 00:40:54,486 I didn't come here just to be Miss Congeniality. 1041 00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:56,626 You see where that gets you. 1042 00:40:56,626 --> 00:40:59,698 [all laugh] I came here to win, 1043 00:40:59,698 --> 00:41:02,632 something Kandy Muse has yet to do in a maxi-challenge. 1044 00:41:02,632 --> 00:41:05,255 [laughs] 1045 00:41:05,255 --> 00:41:07,326 All right, the judges. 1046 00:41:07,326 --> 00:41:08,362 Hi, judges. 1047 00:41:08,362 --> 00:41:09,777 Hi-ee. 1048 00:41:09,777 --> 00:41:11,296 Mama Ru. 1049 00:41:11,296 --> 00:41:14,368 Mama Ru, the patient zero of drag queens. 1050 00:41:14,368 --> 00:41:17,302 [all laugh] 1051 00:41:17,302 --> 00:41:19,960 Mama Ru is so old, 1052 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,549 her first drag name was in hieroglyphics. 1053 00:41:22,549 --> 00:41:24,965 [scattered laughter] 1054 00:41:24,965 --> 00:41:27,036 Mama Ru is so old, 1055 00:41:27,036 --> 00:41:29,452 she signed the Declaration of Independence 1056 00:41:29,452 --> 00:41:31,627 as parent/guardian. 1057 00:41:31,627 --> 00:41:35,493 [all laugh] 1058 00:41:38,254 --> 00:41:39,669 Nina West. 1059 00:41:39,669 --> 00:41:42,396 Nina West wanted to be on Drag Raceso bad 1060 00:41:42,396 --> 00:41:44,260 there's only been 13 seasons, 1061 00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:47,056 and somehow she managed to audition 38 times. 1062 00:41:47,056 --> 00:41:49,472 [laughs] 1063 00:41:49,472 --> 00:41:51,509 Valentina. 1064 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:55,513 I noticed Valentina's eyebrows are like tally marks: 1065 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:59,620 one, two, three, four, five, um, six, um... 1066 00:41:59,620 --> 00:42:00,966 It's like she's counting 1067 00:42:00,966 --> 00:42:02,416 how many times I've been in the bottom. 1068 00:42:02,416 --> 00:42:04,936 One, two, three, four... 1069 00:42:04,936 --> 00:42:06,075 -Oh. -Whoa. 1070 00:42:06,075 --> 00:42:07,455 Well, look at your brows, girl. 1071 00:42:07,455 --> 00:42:10,769 [all laugh] 1072 00:42:10,769 --> 00:42:13,013 Well, thank you, everyone, 1073 00:42:13,013 --> 00:42:17,224 and if you didn't like my set, my name's Michelle Visage. 1074 00:42:17,224 --> 00:42:18,984 [scattered laughter] All right. 1075 00:42:18,984 --> 00:42:21,815 The next queen, she's wearing silver tonight 1076 00:42:21,815 --> 00:42:25,197 because in our lip sync, she came in second place. 1077 00:42:25,197 --> 00:42:26,682 [laughs] 1078 00:42:26,682 --> 00:42:29,477 I sent her home once, and I can't wait to do it again. 1079 00:42:29,477 --> 00:42:32,066 Let's give it up for Rosé. 1080 00:42:32,066 --> 00:42:34,379 [cheers and applause] 1081 00:42:34,379 --> 00:42:36,105 Everyone listen, my name is Rosé, 1082 00:42:36,105 --> 00:42:38,452 and before I get started, I do want us all 1083 00:42:38,452 --> 00:42:42,180 to give one more massive round of applause for Miss Olivia Lux, 1084 00:42:42,180 --> 00:42:45,010 who, after what we just experienced, 1085 00:42:45,010 --> 00:42:47,910 will now forever go by the name Olivia Sux. 1086 00:42:47,910 --> 00:42:49,946 [all laugh] 1087 00:42:49,946 --> 00:42:52,777 Valentina, I can't believe I'm standing on this stage with you. 1088 00:42:52,777 --> 00:42:55,918 I credit a lot of my love for polish and perfection today 1089 00:42:55,918 --> 00:42:59,404 to watching Valentina while Season 9 was airing. 1090 00:42:59,404 --> 00:43:01,164 And coincidentally, during All Stars 4, 1091 00:43:01,164 --> 00:43:05,893 I too realized that I am completely fucking delusional. 1092 00:43:05,893 --> 00:43:08,137 Yes! 1093 00:43:08,137 --> 00:43:09,621 Nina West is here, everybody! 1094 00:43:09,621 --> 00:43:11,174 [cheers and applause] 1095 00:43:11,174 --> 00:43:13,660 Nina West's shoulders are so wide 1096 00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:15,800 that in high school, she auditioned for the school play 1097 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,456 and got the part of the stage. 1098 00:43:17,456 --> 00:43:19,631 [all laugh] 1099 00:43:19,631 --> 00:43:21,391 Now, Heidi and I are actually friends. 1100 00:43:21,391 --> 00:43:24,394 Heidi and I got to know each other last year in New York. 1101 00:43:24,394 --> 00:43:27,087 We've hung out a few times, and how you doing, Heidi? 1102 00:43:27,087 --> 00:43:28,606 -Blessed and highly favored as-- -Okay, great. 1103 00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:31,160 So we've been talking for about 10 seconds. 1104 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:32,540 This is the longest on record 1105 00:43:32,540 --> 00:43:35,129 that Heidi has ever waited before trying to fuck me. 1106 00:43:35,129 --> 00:43:37,511 -Ooh! -Oh, girl! 1107 00:43:37,511 --> 00:43:39,547 -Heidi, is it true? -Lies! 1108 00:43:39,547 --> 00:43:41,998 -No, it's not lies, baby. -Lies! 1109 00:43:41,998 --> 00:43:44,276 The only thing that is thirstier than Heidi N Closet 1110 00:43:44,276 --> 00:43:46,831 are her makeup brushes, okay? 1111 00:43:46,831 --> 00:43:48,142 [all laugh] 1112 00:43:48,142 --> 00:43:51,042 Yes, oh, RuPaul, you always look beautiful, 1113 00:43:51,042 --> 00:43:54,562 and I'm really proud to announce 1114 00:43:54,562 --> 00:43:56,979 that it's not the only thing that we share in common. 1115 00:43:56,979 --> 00:43:59,395 I want you all to know that Ru and I 1116 00:43:59,395 --> 00:44:02,294 are both actively working in the music industry. 1117 00:44:02,294 --> 00:44:04,331 One of us is a recording artist 1118 00:44:04,331 --> 00:44:06,264 and one is a singer. 1119 00:44:06,264 --> 00:44:08,956 [all laugh] 1120 00:44:08,956 --> 00:44:11,476 All right, everybody, well, listen, I've had a great time. 1121 00:44:11,476 --> 00:44:14,513 But before I leave, I want to leave you with some words. 1122 00:44:14,513 --> 00:44:17,033 Well, actually, it's for you, Kandy. 1123 00:44:17,033 --> 00:44:18,310 Kandy, I'm really proud of you 1124 00:44:18,310 --> 00:44:19,795 for what you've done this season, 1125 00:44:19,795 --> 00:44:21,520 but mostly for tonight, 1126 00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:23,661 because I know it takes tremendous courage 1127 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:26,594 to show up to a roast when you are a roast. 1128 00:44:26,594 --> 00:44:29,425 Thank you, I'm Rosé. Have a wonderful night. 1129 00:44:29,425 --> 00:44:32,324 [cheers and applause] 1130 00:44:32,324 --> 00:44:35,086 Let's hear from our guests of honor. 1131 00:44:35,086 --> 00:44:37,088 Any final words? 1132 00:44:37,088 --> 00:44:39,435 [applause] Y'all so kind, so kind to me. 1133 00:44:39,435 --> 00:44:40,816 Thank you so much. 1134 00:44:40,816 --> 00:44:43,784 Being the current reigning Miss Congeniality, 1135 00:44:43,784 --> 00:44:46,545 I want to say this as nice as possible, 1136 00:44:46,545 --> 00:44:49,065 and it comes deep from my heart, okay? 1137 00:44:50,204 --> 00:44:52,103 Fuck you, fuck you, 1138 00:44:52,103 --> 00:44:53,621 fuck you, and-- 1139 00:44:53,621 --> 00:44:55,071 Not you, you got the checks. 1140 00:44:55,071 --> 00:44:56,038 And fuck you! 1141 00:44:56,038 --> 00:44:57,487 [all laugh] 1142 00:44:57,487 --> 00:44:59,110 I'm actually here tonight 1143 00:44:59,110 --> 00:45:01,940 to return the title of Miss Congeniality. 1144 00:45:01,940 --> 00:45:04,805 I tried it for a year, but I'm too much of a diva, 1145 00:45:04,805 --> 00:45:07,601 so I'll take Miss French Vanilla Fan Favorite Fantasy. 1146 00:45:07,601 --> 00:45:09,189 [all laugh] 1147 00:45:09,189 --> 00:45:11,053 Kandy Muse is here, 1148 00:45:11,053 --> 00:45:12,710 Kandy Muse from the Bronx...Zoo. 1149 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:15,747 [all laugh] 1150 00:45:15,747 --> 00:45:19,061 Remember this, guys: go big, be kind, 1151 00:45:19,061 --> 00:45:20,441 and if you're nice, 1152 00:45:20,441 --> 00:45:22,512 you could actually end up on stage with these beasts. 1153 00:45:22,512 --> 00:45:24,549 Thanks for having us. 1154 00:45:24,549 --> 00:45:26,689 [cheers and applause] 1155 00:45:27,517 --> 00:45:28,277 RuPaul: Coming up... 1156 00:45:28,277 --> 00:45:30,658 You have a future in stand-up. 1157 00:45:30,658 --> 00:45:34,248 I laughed from the beginning to the end. 1158 00:45:34,248 --> 00:45:37,148 I don't think it fully worked. 1159 00:45:38,494 --> 00:45:40,047 Boo! 1160 00:45:40,047 --> 00:45:41,359 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 1161 00:45:42,532 --> 00:45:44,293 [RuPaul laughs] 1162 00:45:45,397 --> 00:45:46,398 Welcome, queens. 1163 00:45:46,398 --> 00:45:48,159 It's time for the judges' critiques, 1164 00:45:48,159 --> 00:45:51,403 starting with Kandy Muse. 1165 00:45:51,403 --> 00:45:55,097 You started the roast tonight, and that's a tough position, 1166 00:45:55,097 --> 00:45:57,271 but you set the bar tonight. 1167 00:45:57,271 --> 00:45:58,548 Bitch, she died. 1168 00:45:58,548 --> 00:46:02,587 I compared everyone after you to you. 1169 00:46:02,587 --> 00:46:06,556 You were so funny, and you felt, like, in the zone. 1170 00:46:06,556 --> 00:46:10,526 I laughed from the beginning to the end. 1171 00:46:10,526 --> 00:46:13,460 We were howling over here, and that's what it's about. 1172 00:46:13,460 --> 00:46:16,049 You had the energy, the confidence. 1173 00:46:16,049 --> 00:46:17,844 You were my Don Rickles tonight. 1174 00:46:17,844 --> 00:46:19,190 You look great. 1175 00:46:19,190 --> 00:46:22,158 I live for this extremely cinched moment. 1176 00:46:22,158 --> 00:46:24,782 I would have liked a little bit more hair maybe 1177 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,059 on top of your head. 1178 00:46:26,059 --> 00:46:28,337 But your roast was so good 1179 00:46:28,337 --> 00:46:29,752 that you deserve praise for that. 1180 00:46:29,752 --> 00:46:32,134 Well done, Kandy. 1181 00:46:32,134 --> 00:46:33,618 Thank you. 1182 00:46:33,618 --> 00:46:35,931 All right, up next, Symone. You look gorgeous. 1183 00:46:35,931 --> 00:46:37,415 Thank you. [laughs] 1184 00:46:37,415 --> 00:46:40,763 Symone, you have been so funny in so many challenges, 1185 00:46:40,763 --> 00:46:44,042 so I was really looking forward to seeing you. 1186 00:46:44,042 --> 00:46:46,804 And you did have some funny lines in there. 1187 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:48,667 It was the setup and the punch. 1188 00:46:48,667 --> 00:46:51,532 It just never fully took off. 1189 00:46:51,532 --> 00:46:53,500 When we were talking to you, Michelle and I, 1190 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:55,847 we said to shorten your jokes a little bit. 1191 00:46:55,847 --> 00:46:58,470 Just remember, short is sweet is better. 1192 00:46:58,470 --> 00:47:00,334 You were overthinking it, 1193 00:47:00,334 --> 00:47:03,165 your cards were getting in the way, 1194 00:47:03,165 --> 00:47:06,444 one thing led to another, and it just became a spiral. 1195 00:47:06,444 --> 00:47:08,170 I know exactly what I want, 1196 00:47:08,170 --> 00:47:09,723 I know exactly how I want to execute it, 1197 00:47:09,723 --> 00:47:12,243 and when it doesn't go that way, 1198 00:47:12,243 --> 00:47:14,452 I kind of shut down a little bit. 1199 00:47:14,452 --> 00:47:16,212 I have bombed many a day, 1200 00:47:16,212 --> 00:47:17,627 and believe me, I just hang in there. 1201 00:47:17,627 --> 00:47:19,388 All right, thanks. 1202 00:47:19,388 --> 00:47:20,734 Thank you. 1203 00:47:20,734 --> 00:47:22,356 Up next, Utica Queen. 1204 00:47:22,356 --> 00:47:25,808 I was very interested to see how you would do roast, 1205 00:47:25,808 --> 00:47:29,916 because you're all about joy and positivity, and you went in. 1206 00:47:29,916 --> 00:47:33,505 In a roast, nothing is off limits 1207 00:47:33,505 --> 00:47:34,886 as long as it's funny. 1208 00:47:34,886 --> 00:47:39,028 And I felt like some of these were just observations 1209 00:47:39,028 --> 00:47:41,341 and kind of harsh. 1210 00:47:41,341 --> 00:47:44,413 When you came out, that first joke was very, very funny. 1211 00:47:44,413 --> 00:47:45,793 Balls to bomb that hard. 1212 00:47:45,793 --> 00:47:48,244 But once you lost your footing a little bit, 1213 00:47:48,244 --> 00:47:49,970 we could tell that your go-to 1214 00:47:49,970 --> 00:47:52,317 is to get a little mean to save it. 1215 00:47:52,317 --> 00:47:54,492 And you wanna try not to be mean, 1216 00:47:54,492 --> 00:47:56,011 but cut and funny. 1217 00:47:56,011 --> 00:47:57,909 -Yeah. -It's a fine line. 1218 00:47:57,909 --> 00:47:59,290 That's what Loni and I were trying to tell you. 1219 00:47:59,290 --> 00:48:02,983 I'm still learning what is comedy and what is offensive. 1220 00:48:02,983 --> 00:48:04,985 When it got off the rails, 1221 00:48:04,985 --> 00:48:07,229 I started, like, grasping for straws 1222 00:48:07,229 --> 00:48:08,713 and trying to save myself. 1223 00:48:08,713 --> 00:48:10,508 Maybe not your comfort zone. 1224 00:48:10,508 --> 00:48:13,028 A big swing, a bit of a miss. 1225 00:48:13,028 --> 00:48:15,099 I'll tell you this. 1226 00:48:15,099 --> 00:48:18,274 This might be my favorite look you've done all season. 1227 00:48:18,274 --> 00:48:20,518 -I really love it. -Thank you. 1228 00:48:20,518 --> 00:48:24,487 It's so gorgeous, it's so Upper East Side society lady. 1229 00:48:24,487 --> 00:48:26,351 I wish I could say the same about yours. 1230 00:48:26,351 --> 00:48:28,457 Fuck you. 1231 00:48:28,457 --> 00:48:29,907 [all laugh] 1232 00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:31,701 If I'm gonna take anything from this competition, 1233 00:48:31,701 --> 00:48:35,602 it's that I got two sets of middle fingers from you, 1234 00:48:35,602 --> 00:48:36,637 so thank you. 1235 00:48:36,637 --> 00:48:37,915 I gave you this, too. 1236 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:39,744 [all laugh] 1237 00:48:39,744 --> 00:48:43,023 This is the nastiest hand gesture ever. 1238 00:48:43,023 --> 00:48:44,369 -Ever. -Bonus! 1239 00:48:44,369 --> 00:48:47,614 It means "I love you." [all laugh] 1240 00:48:47,614 --> 00:48:51,411 All right, up next, Gottmik. 1241 00:48:51,411 --> 00:48:54,069 Out of everyone that we coached yesterday, Michelle and I, 1242 00:48:54,069 --> 00:48:56,140 you listened, and it paid off. 1243 00:48:56,140 --> 00:48:58,142 I thought it was really strong. 1244 00:48:58,142 --> 00:49:01,352 Your joke about me was my favorite about me tonight. 1245 00:49:01,352 --> 00:49:03,319 You cums when the pizza gets delivered. 1246 00:49:03,319 --> 00:49:05,701 I feel seen, Gottmik! 1247 00:49:05,701 --> 00:49:07,945 There's a reason why my sorority name 1248 00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:10,913 was Meat Lover's Supreme, all right? 1249 00:49:10,913 --> 00:49:12,328 The way you delivered some of the jokes 1250 00:49:12,328 --> 00:49:14,158 were very Phyllis Diller. 1251 00:49:14,158 --> 00:49:17,955 I think you have a future in stand-up. I really do. 1252 00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:19,646 Oh, my gosh, thanks. 1253 00:49:19,646 --> 00:49:21,889 Coming in here, this was the one thing 1254 00:49:21,889 --> 00:49:24,858 that I was, like, I do not want to do a roast. 1255 00:49:24,858 --> 00:49:28,137 I was, like, absolutely not. 1256 00:49:28,137 --> 00:49:29,587 I feel like I have found 1257 00:49:29,587 --> 00:49:31,140 this gorgeous little way to read people 1258 00:49:31,140 --> 00:49:33,073 that I didn't know I could do. 1259 00:49:33,073 --> 00:49:35,248 It is the 'mones. They get me going. 1260 00:49:35,248 --> 00:49:37,698 [all laugh] 1261 00:49:37,698 --> 00:49:40,149 Yeah, blame it on the 'mones. 1262 00:49:40,149 --> 00:49:41,530 Yes, if I had a nickel... 1263 00:49:41,530 --> 00:49:43,773 I'd have one nickel. 1264 00:49:43,773 --> 00:49:47,363 [all laugh] 1265 00:49:49,848 --> 00:49:52,403 Okay, thank you. 1266 00:49:52,403 --> 00:49:54,439 Up next, Olivia Lux. 1267 00:49:54,439 --> 00:49:55,820 You know, from day one 1268 00:49:55,820 --> 00:49:59,306 I've just been obsessed with how likable you are. 1269 00:49:59,306 --> 00:50:03,966 That is a tough thing to be in a roast. 1270 00:50:03,966 --> 00:50:06,900 I thought you did have some jokes that landed, 1271 00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:10,455 but I don't think it fully worked. 1272 00:50:10,455 --> 00:50:12,768 You know, when you came on stage, 1273 00:50:12,768 --> 00:50:14,666 even the little walk that you did 1274 00:50:14,666 --> 00:50:16,737 felt kind of like an apology. 1275 00:50:18,394 --> 00:50:19,947 It was almost like a disclaimer. 1276 00:50:19,947 --> 00:50:21,397 I definitely knew that I had 1277 00:50:21,397 --> 00:50:24,780 this, like, sweet, you know, character. 1278 00:50:24,780 --> 00:50:26,954 I like the idea of, like, turning it all the way up 1279 00:50:26,954 --> 00:50:28,853 and then killing them with kindness 1280 00:50:28,853 --> 00:50:30,958 and being, like, she said that? 1281 00:50:30,958 --> 00:50:32,201 But in such a sweet way. 1282 00:50:32,201 --> 00:50:34,893 You felt that you fulfilled the challenge? 1283 00:50:34,893 --> 00:50:36,412 I feel as though I fulfilled the challenge. 1284 00:50:36,412 --> 00:50:37,965 Hmm. 1285 00:50:37,965 --> 00:50:39,864 -All right, thanks. -Thank you. 1286 00:50:39,864 --> 00:50:42,108 All right, straight from First Avenue in Minneapolis 1287 00:50:42,108 --> 00:50:46,181 after a headlining set with Sheila E 1288 00:50:46,181 --> 00:50:50,288 and the New Power Generation, it is Rosé. 1289 00:50:50,288 --> 00:50:52,152 I love that outfit. It's a really fun look. 1290 00:50:52,152 --> 00:50:53,291 Thank you. 1291 00:50:53,291 --> 00:50:55,949 You came out tonight, and you owned it. 1292 00:50:55,949 --> 00:50:58,365 I think you executed it beautifully, 1293 00:50:58,365 --> 00:51:00,747 and you were the only one without cards, 1294 00:51:00,747 --> 00:51:03,025 so you deserve credit for that. 1295 00:51:03,025 --> 00:51:05,821 It was a great set, and you had to close the show, 1296 00:51:05,821 --> 00:51:07,271 which is the hardest thing to do. 1297 00:51:07,271 --> 00:51:10,136 Rosé, you were my Joan Rivers tonight. 1298 00:51:10,136 --> 00:51:11,654 Olivia Sux. 1299 00:51:11,654 --> 00:51:13,553 Your transitions were so smooth. 1300 00:51:13,553 --> 00:51:16,935 But during rehearsal, you were better. 1301 00:51:16,935 --> 00:51:19,283 When I first started doing stand-up, you know, 1302 00:51:19,283 --> 00:51:20,387 I would have to do two shows a night. 1303 00:51:20,387 --> 00:51:22,769 So I'd do my first show, and if I killed, 1304 00:51:22,769 --> 00:51:24,219 the second show was always different. 1305 00:51:24,219 --> 00:51:27,222 Just remember to never take anything for granted. 1306 00:51:27,222 --> 00:51:28,775 And what I also think is that you have everything. 1307 00:51:28,775 --> 00:51:30,846 You have the total package. 1308 00:51:30,846 --> 00:51:33,538 You are ready to just keep performing. 1309 00:51:33,538 --> 00:51:34,608 Good job. 1310 00:51:34,608 --> 00:51:36,334 Thank you, Loni. 1311 00:51:36,334 --> 00:51:38,612 Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough. 1312 00:51:38,612 --> 00:51:40,752 While you untuck backstage, 1313 00:51:40,752 --> 00:51:43,445 the judges and I will deliberate. 1314 00:51:44,618 --> 00:51:46,206 Okay, just between us squirrel friends, 1315 00:51:46,206 --> 00:51:49,865 what do you think, starting with Kandy Muse? 1316 00:51:49,865 --> 00:51:56,113 Oh, oh, oh, our Kandy Muse knocked it out the park, son! 1317 00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,390 [all laugh] 1318 00:51:57,390 --> 00:52:02,360 Kandy gave us that old school corner club vibe. 1319 00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:06,640 I loved it. I felt like I was right back there in 1975. 1320 00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:10,334 Tonight was fantastic. 1321 00:52:10,334 --> 00:52:12,991 She set the bar from the beginning of the roast, 1322 00:52:12,991 --> 00:52:15,960 and no other queen topped her. 1323 00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:19,757 I just am so proud of Kandy, I could spit. 1324 00:52:19,757 --> 00:52:21,068 -Mm-hmm. -But I won't. 1325 00:52:21,068 --> 00:52:22,760 [laughs] 1326 00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:24,382 Symone. 1327 00:52:24,382 --> 00:52:27,489 Tonight, for me, Symone sort of fell on her face. 1328 00:52:27,489 --> 00:52:29,456 There were some jokes hidden in there, 1329 00:52:29,456 --> 00:52:31,320 but she wasn't selling them. 1330 00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:32,839 Her setups were really long, 1331 00:52:32,839 --> 00:52:35,082 and then the punchlines were cute, 1332 00:52:35,082 --> 00:52:36,429 but it took so long to get there 1333 00:52:36,429 --> 00:52:38,293 that you weren't even, like, interested in laughing. 1334 00:52:38,293 --> 00:52:40,605 [laughs] 1335 00:52:40,605 --> 00:52:42,745 I do, however, wanna give her credit for staying in character. 1336 00:52:42,745 --> 00:52:45,127 However, that character really didn't help her 1337 00:52:45,127 --> 00:52:47,094 get through all of the losses 1338 00:52:47,094 --> 00:52:48,958 that she suffered with those jokes. 1339 00:52:48,958 --> 00:52:50,650 This just wasn't her night. 1340 00:52:50,650 --> 00:52:52,893 I was happy to see her leave the stage. 1341 00:52:52,893 --> 00:52:55,033 Utica Queen. 1342 00:52:55,033 --> 00:52:56,311 Boo! 1343 00:52:56,311 --> 00:52:59,141 [all laugh] 1344 00:52:59,141 --> 00:53:01,074 Boo! 1345 00:53:01,074 --> 00:53:04,250 When we were coaching her, we were trying to help her. 1346 00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:07,425 And we were saying, "Hey, don't be so mean." 1347 00:53:07,425 --> 00:53:10,290 She's gotta find a way to listen. 1348 00:53:10,290 --> 00:53:11,740 Just wasn't funny tonight. 1349 00:53:11,740 --> 00:53:14,467 Moving on to Gottmik. 1350 00:53:14,467 --> 00:53:16,227 This one has the goods. 1351 00:53:16,227 --> 00:53:18,781 It felt easy watching her. 1352 00:53:18,781 --> 00:53:21,301 She felt like she planted herself at a podium 1353 00:53:21,301 --> 00:53:23,648 and she, like, delivered it to us. 1354 00:53:23,648 --> 00:53:26,789 You know, the best comics are able to take the stage, 1355 00:53:26,789 --> 00:53:30,137 and within a few seconds let the audience know 1356 00:53:30,137 --> 00:53:33,175 exactly the point of view that they're coming from. 1357 00:53:33,175 --> 00:53:35,212 Yes. Her jokes were fire. They were hitting. 1358 00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:37,283 She automatically knew what she wanted to do. 1359 00:53:37,283 --> 00:53:39,595 I just wanted to see more of her. 1360 00:53:39,595 --> 00:53:41,666 Olivia Lux. 1361 00:53:41,666 --> 00:53:43,875 She came out there and said, I'm nice, 1362 00:53:43,875 --> 00:53:44,945 and I'm not used to doing this. 1363 00:53:44,945 --> 00:53:46,499 And we're like, girl, snap out of it, 1364 00:53:46,499 --> 00:53:48,673 because you have to get up there and roast. 1365 00:53:48,673 --> 00:53:50,157 And it could have been great, because you know 1366 00:53:50,157 --> 00:53:52,436 like when Betty White delivers a real zinger? 1367 00:53:52,436 --> 00:53:53,885 And you're like, oh, that was so unexpected! 1368 00:53:53,885 --> 00:53:55,956 She could have had that moment. 1369 00:53:55,956 --> 00:53:57,544 She relied on just being cute 1370 00:53:57,544 --> 00:53:58,787 without delivering the joke part. 1371 00:53:58,787 --> 00:53:59,995 There were a few. 1372 00:53:59,995 --> 00:54:01,548 The section with you was great. 1373 00:54:01,548 --> 00:54:03,032 Parent/guardian. 1374 00:54:03,032 --> 00:54:04,275 But that was it. 1375 00:54:04,275 --> 00:54:06,277 She is so likable and so lovable 1376 00:54:06,277 --> 00:54:07,934 and watchable and sweet, 1377 00:54:07,934 --> 00:54:10,108 but it's starting to be one-note. 1378 00:54:10,108 --> 00:54:13,457 Mm-hmm. All right, Rosé. 1379 00:54:13,457 --> 00:54:15,528 Rosé knows what she's doing on stage. 1380 00:54:15,528 --> 00:54:18,255 She's got that presence that just is so commanding, 1381 00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:19,911 that voice that's, "Hello!" 1382 00:54:19,911 --> 00:54:22,845 I wanna look at her, I turn my head to see her, 1383 00:54:22,845 --> 00:54:24,778 and you can't deny she's meant to be up on that stage. 1384 00:54:24,778 --> 00:54:26,953 I thought she nailed it tonight, 1385 00:54:26,953 --> 00:54:29,231 but she definitely was funnier in rehearsal. 1386 00:54:29,231 --> 00:54:32,165 I think the silence of the room threw her off. 1387 00:54:32,165 --> 00:54:35,444 And then she kicked it in, and then it was a home run. 1388 00:54:35,444 --> 00:54:37,515 This girl is like Bianca. She can do whatever-- 1389 00:54:37,515 --> 00:54:39,897 Silence. 1390 00:54:39,897 --> 00:54:40,898 I've made my decision. 1391 00:54:40,898 --> 00:54:43,452 Bring back my queens. 1392 00:54:43,452 --> 00:54:44,350 Chop, chop. 1393 00:54:44,936 --> 00:54:45,765 [RuPaul laughs, bell dings] 1394 00:54:46,904 --> 00:54:48,699 [RuPaul laughs] 1395 00:54:49,803 --> 00:54:51,011 Welcome back, ladies. 1396 00:54:51,011 --> 00:54:52,289 I've made some decisions. 1397 00:54:55,637 --> 00:55:00,504 Rosé. Tonight, you were Sheila E-larious. 1398 00:55:00,504 --> 00:55:02,333 [all laugh] 1399 00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:04,128 You are safe. 1400 00:55:04,128 --> 00:55:05,888 Thank you. 1401 00:55:05,888 --> 00:55:07,234 You may step to the back of the stage. 1402 00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:17,417 Symone. You were a vision in 24 karat gold, 1403 00:55:17,417 --> 00:55:22,180 but your set was tin roof rusted. 1404 00:55:25,045 --> 00:55:28,704 I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination. 1405 00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:32,950 Kandy Muse. 1406 00:55:32,950 --> 00:55:36,263 You're right, this is the Olympics of drag, 1407 00:55:36,263 --> 00:55:39,474 and tonight, you won the gold. 1408 00:55:39,474 --> 00:55:41,510 Con-drag-ulations. 1409 00:55:41,510 --> 00:55:42,753 You're the winner of this week's challenge. 1410 00:55:42,753 --> 00:55:45,687 [cheers and applause] 1411 00:55:45,687 --> 00:55:47,689 Finally, bitch! 1412 00:55:47,689 --> 00:55:48,828 Werk! 1413 00:55:48,828 --> 00:55:51,382 You better werk, bitch. 1414 00:55:51,382 --> 00:55:54,178 You've won a cash tip of $5,000. 1415 00:55:54,178 --> 00:55:59,217 Yes, I won a challenge! 1416 00:55:59,286 --> 00:56:02,876 And, baby, I am Miss Comedy Queen. 1417 00:56:02,876 --> 00:56:04,015 [laughs] 1418 00:56:05,431 --> 00:56:07,260 Gottmik. 1419 00:56:07,260 --> 00:56:10,815 Your roast was gorg. 1420 00:56:10,815 --> 00:56:12,369 [laughs] 1421 00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:13,473 You're safe. 1422 00:56:13,473 --> 00:56:16,683 Thank you, guys. [applause] 1423 00:56:18,271 --> 00:56:19,514 Olivia Lux. 1424 00:56:19,514 --> 00:56:21,861 Tonight you were consistent: 1425 00:56:21,861 --> 00:56:24,208 consistently one-note. 1426 00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:26,555 Utica. 1427 00:56:26,555 --> 00:56:28,661 You started off with a bang, 1428 00:56:28,661 --> 00:56:31,284 but you ended up shooting yourself in the foot. 1429 00:56:36,151 --> 00:56:37,221 Olivia Lux. 1430 00:56:40,431 --> 00:56:42,744 -You're safe. -Thank you. 1431 00:56:44,331 --> 00:56:45,436 You may join the other girls. 1432 00:56:47,093 --> 00:56:50,717 Utica, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination. 1433 00:56:50,717 --> 00:56:53,237 I'm not surprised that I'm in the bottom. 1434 00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:56,274 However, I'm excited to lip sync again. 1435 00:56:56,274 --> 00:56:57,655 That's where I come alive. 1436 00:56:57,655 --> 00:57:00,486 So bring it on. 1437 00:57:00,486 --> 00:57:03,143 Two queens stand before me. 1438 00:57:04,973 --> 00:57:08,632 Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me 1439 00:57:08,632 --> 00:57:12,774 and save yourself from elimination. 1440 00:57:14,569 --> 00:57:16,467 The time has come... [thunder] 1441 00:57:16,467 --> 00:57:19,297 for you to lip sync... 1442 00:57:19,297 --> 00:57:21,679 for your life. 1443 00:57:24,302 --> 00:57:28,617 She has sent two people home, but this is my place here, 1444 00:57:28,617 --> 00:57:30,861 and I'm about to have to fight to stay here. 1445 00:57:30,861 --> 00:57:36,142 Good luck, and don't fuck it up. 1446 00:57:36,142 --> 00:57:41,112 ♪ Right now, I'm in a state of mind ♪ 1447 00:57:41,112 --> 00:57:45,910 ♪ I wanna be in, like, all the time ♪ 1448 00:57:45,910 --> 00:57:49,742 ♪ Ain't got no tears left to cry ♪ 1449 00:57:49,742 --> 00:57:52,814 ♪ So I'm pickin' it up, pickin' it up ♪ 1450 00:57:52,814 --> 00:57:54,332 ♪ I'm lovin', I'm livin', I'm pickin' it up ♪ 1451 00:57:54,332 --> 00:57:56,334 ♪ I'm pickin' it up, pickin' it up ♪ 1452 00:57:56,334 --> 00:57:59,027 ♪ I'm lovin', I'm livin', so we turnin' up ♪ 1453 00:57:59,027 --> 00:58:01,892 ♪ Yeah, we turnin' it up 1454 00:58:01,892 --> 00:58:04,722 ♪ Ain't got no tears in my body ♪ 1455 00:58:04,722 --> 00:58:06,897 ♪ I ran out, but, boy, I like it ♪ 1456 00:58:06,897 --> 00:58:10,245 ♪ I like it, I like it 1457 00:58:10,245 --> 00:58:13,420 ♪ Don't matter how, what, where, who tries it ♪ 1458 00:58:13,420 --> 00:58:15,422 ♪ We out here vibin' 1459 00:58:15,422 --> 00:58:17,942 ♪ We vibin', we vibin' 1460 00:58:17,942 --> 00:58:20,427 ♪ Coming out 1461 00:58:20,427 --> 00:58:22,222 ♪ Even when it's raining down 1462 00:58:22,222 --> 00:58:24,397 ♪ Can't stop now 1463 00:58:24,397 --> 00:58:26,537 ♪ Can't stop, so shut your mouth ♪ 1464 00:58:26,537 --> 00:58:28,297 ♪ Shut your mouth 1465 00:58:28,297 --> 00:58:31,577 ♪ And if you don't know, then now you know it, babe ♪ 1466 00:58:31,577 --> 00:58:33,648 ♪ Know it, babe, yeah... 1467 00:58:33,648 --> 00:58:36,616 Symone: I am just basking in the words. 1468 00:58:36,616 --> 00:58:40,447 I'm really trying to punch this song in the face 1469 00:58:40,447 --> 00:58:43,071 and really show the judges I want to stay here. 1470 00:58:43,071 --> 00:58:44,486 ♪ Ain't got no tears left to cry ♪ 1471 00:58:44,486 --> 00:58:45,867 I am 1,000% determined to survive. 1472 00:58:45,867 --> 00:58:49,664 ♪ Oh, I just want you to come with me ♪ 1473 00:58:49,664 --> 00:58:54,289 ♪ We're on another mentality 1474 00:58:54,289 --> 00:58:56,256 ♪ Ain't got no tears left to cry ♪ 1475 00:58:56,256 --> 00:58:59,639 ♪ So I'm pickin' it up, pickin' it up ♪ 1476 00:58:59,639 --> 00:59:02,090 ♪ I'm lovin', I'm livin', I'm pickin' it up ♪ 1477 00:59:02,090 --> 00:59:03,781 ♪ Comin' out 1478 00:59:03,781 --> 00:59:05,231 ♪ Even when it's rainin' down 1479 00:59:05,231 --> 00:59:07,509 ♪ Can't stop now 1480 00:59:07,509 --> 00:59:09,960 ♪ Mm, hush 1481 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:11,893 ♪ Shut your mouth 1482 00:59:11,893 --> 00:59:14,896 ♪ Ain't got no tears left to cry ♪ 1483 00:59:14,896 --> 00:59:16,760 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, oh 1484 00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:21,765 ♪ Oh, I just want you to come with me ♪ 1485 00:59:21,765 --> 00:59:25,631 ♪ We're on another mentality 1486 00:59:25,631 --> 00:59:28,185 ♪ Ain't got no tears left to cry ♪ 1487 00:59:28,185 --> 00:59:31,429 ♪ So I'm pickin' it up, pickin' it up ♪ 1488 00:59:31,429 --> 00:59:33,742 ♪ I'm lovin', I'm livin', I'm pickin' it up ♪ 1489 00:59:33,742 --> 00:59:35,572 ♪ Mm-hmm, yeah, we're turning it up ♪ 1490 00:59:37,056 --> 00:59:40,577 [cheers and applause] 1491 00:59:42,682 --> 00:59:45,340 Ladies, I've made my decision. 1492 00:59:52,071 --> 00:59:55,350 Symone, shantay you stay. 1493 00:59:58,940 --> 01:00:01,390 Thank you. Thank you very much. 1494 01:00:01,390 --> 01:00:04,083 Not again. Not again. 1495 01:00:04,083 --> 01:00:05,153 You may join the other girls. 1496 01:00:06,154 --> 01:00:08,466 Great job! 1497 01:00:12,229 --> 01:00:16,129 Syracuse, Schenectady, Utica, 1498 01:00:16,129 --> 01:00:18,684 next stop, the world. 1499 01:00:19,719 --> 01:00:21,307 Keep on wiggling, sis. 1500 01:00:21,307 --> 01:00:22,929 Thank you so much. 1501 01:00:22,929 --> 01:00:26,623 And Ru, I have one thing to say. 1502 01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:29,004 [all laugh] 1503 01:00:29,004 --> 01:00:31,455 Thank you, really, this has been magical, 1504 01:00:31,455 --> 01:00:33,595 and I love each and every one of you. 1505 01:00:33,595 --> 01:00:35,942 You're amazing, so thank you. 1506 01:00:35,942 --> 01:00:37,979 Now sashay away. 1507 01:00:39,290 --> 01:00:41,534 [applause] 1508 01:00:41,534 --> 01:00:42,880 Utica Queen! 1509 01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:47,229 Well, when you think you can't, Utican. 1510 01:00:47,229 --> 01:00:49,507 Love you guys. Bye! 1511 01:00:51,095 --> 01:00:56,307 As I am sashaying away, I'm feeling honestly happy. 1512 01:00:56,307 --> 01:01:00,139 For my first roast, at least I know I have potential. 1513 01:01:00,139 --> 01:01:03,142 And I know that I got some good zingers in there. 1514 01:01:03,142 --> 01:01:05,558 I don't know, maybe in the near future 1515 01:01:05,558 --> 01:01:08,388 I could become an expert roaster. 1516 01:01:08,388 --> 01:01:09,666 So that makes me happy. 1517 01:01:10,977 --> 01:01:12,565 You gotta wiggle to the top. 1518 01:01:16,914 --> 01:01:19,054 Con-drag-ulations, ladies. 1519 01:01:19,054 --> 01:01:21,954 And remember, if you can't love yourself, 1520 01:01:21,954 --> 01:01:23,887 how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? 1521 01:01:23,887 --> 01:01:25,164 Can I get an "amen" up in here? 1522 01:01:25,164 --> 01:01:26,855 -Amen! -Amen! 1523 01:01:26,855 --> 01:01:28,926 All right. Now let the music play. 1524 01:01:28,926 --> 01:01:30,514 ♪ I'm a winner 1525 01:01:30,514 --> 01:01:32,930 ♪ I'm a winner, baby 1526 01:01:32,930 --> 01:01:34,414 ♪ I'm a winner 1527 01:01:34,414 --> 01:01:36,934 ♪ I'm a winner, baby 1528 01:01:40,351 --> 01:01:41,628 RuPaul: Next time onRuPaul's Drag Race... 1529 01:01:41,628 --> 01:01:43,492 You'll all be starring 1530 01:01:43,492 --> 01:01:46,047 in Henny, I Shrunk the Drag Queens! 1531 01:01:46,047 --> 01:01:47,393 [all laugh] 1532 01:01:47,393 --> 01:01:49,982 Hey, girls, how's it going? It's Scarlett. 1533 01:01:49,982 --> 01:01:52,570 [all scream] 1534 01:01:52,570 --> 01:01:54,020 And action. 1535 01:01:54,020 --> 01:01:55,608 Jump! 1536 01:01:55,608 --> 01:01:58,300 [all scream] 1537 01:01:58,300 --> 01:01:59,646 Oh, ouch. 1538 01:01:59,646 --> 01:02:02,235 Ouch, ow. 1539 01:02:04,513 --> 01:02:06,481 You were so fun to direct. 1540 01:02:06,481 --> 01:02:08,794 This was, like, my wet dream. 1541 01:02:08,794 --> 01:02:11,900 This isn't enough for the final five. 1542 01:02:11,900 --> 01:02:14,903 It feels like things are just falling apart around me. 1543 01:02:14,903 --> 01:02:16,077 I don't wanna disappoint anybody. 1544 01:02:18,010 --> 01:02:20,288 I don't want that to be my story. 1545 01:02:22,393 --> 01:02:24,361 ♪ I'm a winner 1546 01:02:24,361 --> 01:02:26,501 ♪ I'm a winner, baby 1547 01:02:26,501 --> 01:02:28,434 ♪ I'm a winner 1548 01:02:28,434 --> 01:02:30,401 ♪ I'm a winner, baby 1549 01:02:30,401 --> 01:02:32,300 ♪ I'm a winner 1550 01:02:32,300 --> 01:02:34,129 ♪ I'm a winner, baby 1551 01:02:34,129 --> 01:02:36,131 ♪ I'm a winner 1552 01:02:36,131 --> 01:02:37,374 ♪ I'm a winner, baby 1553 01:02:37,374 --> 01:02:39,790 ♪ Losers, weepers 1554 01:02:39,790 --> 01:02:41,309 ♪ I'm a winner, baby 1555 01:02:41,309 --> 01:02:43,621 ♪ Finders, keepers 1556 01:02:43,621 --> 01:02:45,140 ♪ I'm a winner, baby 1557 01:02:45,140 --> 01:02:47,556 ♪ Losers, weepers 1558 01:02:47,556 --> 01:02:50,007 ♪ I'm a winner, baby