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- Previously on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...

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- This is my older sister.

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Older? -!

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- We're both
competitive, and I think

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she's gonna throw me
into the crocodiles.

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- We are having a ball.

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You need to create an
outfit using only menswear.

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We are lip-synching
this week, bitch.

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- Girl, you in danger, girl.

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- Nymphia, you're the winner
of this week's challenge.

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Geneva Karr,
Hershii LiqCour-Jete,

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Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige, your peers

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have rated you as the
bottom queens of the week.

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- I am fucking pissed off.

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These fucking perras.

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- Geneva Karr,
shantay, you stay.

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Hershii, sashay away.

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- Ooh, girl.

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My God.

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- Hershii has gone home,
and we're breathing

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a sigh of relief that
we weren't the first to go.

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And at the same time,
like, Hershii was my friend.

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- It says, whiplash.

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Love, Hershii.

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- Whiplash, whiplash.

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- There's a lot of emotions
going through my head,

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because Hershii's one of
the persons that I got close to.

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But you know, I did
what I got to do.

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I definitely did not
deserve to be in the bottom.

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I mean, the outfit
speaks for itself.

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I think these queens
are shady because they

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saved Mirage when Mirage
should have been in the bottom.

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And I can see how they're
gonna start playing the game.

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And that's OK, because
I can play a game too.

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- Nymphia,
condragulations, miss diva.

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- Do I get my leche now?

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- Wait, wait, wait,
how does it feel?

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- It feels crazy to actually,
like, win something of $5,000.

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- Q, how do you feel?

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- A little bummed
by the results,

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honestly, because my outfit
was all unconventional materials

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and also I got, like,
perfect critiques

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and I don't think,
like, Nymphia did.

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- She said, I almost
won once again.

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- I know.
- Always a bridesmaid.

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- It's like the second
time in the top.

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It stings not winning,
but RuPaul, it's OK.

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You made the wrong decision.

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I forgive you.

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Just don't let me
lose next time.

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- So during "Untucked"
there was a little bit

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of a tense moment between
my new sister and my old sister.

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- Younger sister.

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OK.

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- I gave a little bit of
an unsolicited, you know,

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opinion slash critique
on Amanda's look.

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- The way I remember it is
that Plane came up to Amanda

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and said, "Quite
frankly, I don't like

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anything you've done
or who you are."

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- Listen, listen.

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- What's up?

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- As we get to know each other,

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I hope you're able to
sort of sway my opinion

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on how you've been looking.

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It's no tea. It's no tea.

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The shade...

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Adrenaline was flowing.

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You know, cocktails
were also flowing.

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And...

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Now she blames it
on the edit and the alcohol.

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- No, no, no, no.

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I don't need to blame
it on anything.

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I'll take responsibility
for what I said, baby.

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I do want to apologize for
giving my unsolicited feedback

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to you when it wasn't needed.

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- Or even relevant
to the conversation.

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- Sure.

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- She honestly can
eat my fucking ass.

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- It was the way that
you came up to her

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and not having
the same relationship

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that we do with her.

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- Right. - You did say

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the same thing that
we have said to her.

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To be fair.

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It didn't feel the same
because you didn't

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have that same relationship.

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- Once I get to know
you a bit more,

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maybe I can, you know,
shade you in a bit more

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of a fun way instead of a...

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- Well, I hope you stay
around long enough to do so.

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- Likewise, girl.

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Likewise.

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Here's the deal.
You can't unring a bell.

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Now it's just a matter of,
how can we move forward?

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Are we each other's
favorite people now?

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No. Does it matter to me?

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No.

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Let the shade begin.

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- Don't look at this.

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You'll see the safety
pins in the back, baby.

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"RuPaul's Drag Race"

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The winner of
"RuPaul's Drag Race"

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receives a one year supply

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of Anastasia Beverly
Hills cosmetics

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and a gag-worthy grand
prize of $200,000

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served by Cash App

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with extra special guest
judge Sarah Michelle Gellar.

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RuPaul's Drag Race

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May the best drag queen win

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Best drag queen win

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Q.

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- It's a new day in the Werk
Room, and I'm feeling pussy,

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I'm feeling cunt,
and I am doing my best

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to stay as far away from
Plane Jane as possible,

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because I don't want
to get in trouble

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for fighting her bitch ass.

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- I'm ready to put
the ball behind me.

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- Are we putting drama
behind us as well?

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- I'm not quite so sure yet.

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- We'll see how things play out.

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I think it's safe
to say I'm here

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to shine like the big,
bright star that I am.

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So...
- Stars are full of gas, baby.

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- Hello, hello, hello.

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My queens.

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- Hey. - Hi.

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- America's next drag
superstar can't rely on

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her good looks alone.

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She's got to develop
her character.

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So back by popular demand,
for this week's maxi challenge,

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you'll be starring in the sketch
comedy show "RDR Live."

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Today you need
to choose your parts

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and rehearse your
padded asses off.

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Because tomorrow you'll be
performing your sketches live

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in one take.

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- Let's go.
- All right.

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- It's literally "SNL," honey.

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I'm a little... I'm
goosebumps, mama.

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Like, if you fuck it
up, that's it.

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It's over.

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- Now remember, this
challenge is all about creating

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a breakout character.

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Racers, start your engines,

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and may the best drag queen win.

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- All right.

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- "RDR Live."

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There are five sketches.

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- Why don't we just go
down the list of characters

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and we can raise our hands
if we're interested in the role.

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- Who wants Branderson Cooper?

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I would love to have that role.

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- And you're the only one.
- Thank you.

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So it's mine.

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- Who wants to be Donna Lemon?

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And that's just you.

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- I'm really interested
in News Anchor 1.

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- I'd love to be News Anchor 2.

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I see the newsroom sketch

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with the late night anchors.

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This is the Seth Meyers,
Amy Poehler moment

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I have been waiting for.

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- I'm also interested
in News Anchor 2.

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- And then we have
brick from Stonewall,

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which is all of you.

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- How many people
want the brick?

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- I'll take the brick.

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The role of the brick,
I see so much potential

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for, like, physical comedy
and I see myself in it

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accepting the Oscar as a brick.

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- There's really only one
thing that I want to do

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and that's Candy Long.

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So I'm gonna take Candy,
and I'm gonna let you girls

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fight it out for Connie.

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- Who wants to be Connie?

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- Connie's slutty, right?

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- Yeah, Connie's...
- She's flirty and fun.

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- I'm a little nervous
about you doing Connie.

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- Why are you nervous?

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- You want the tea, sis?

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I think that I'm going to
excel in this role...

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- And I want you

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to excel in your
role as well, sister.

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- So you think you're gonna
outshine me from the get go?

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Because that's
what you're saying.

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- I wasn't... I'm not
saying anything.

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- That's what you're saying.

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- I know, I know,
but I just want her...

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- Stop making drama.

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- I just want her reasoning.

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- I would love to do Connie.

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And we're both stupid sluts.

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- We can slut it up.

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- Yeah.

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- I think she was scared that
I was gonna outshine her.

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I didn't even want that role.

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And you know what?

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She's a cunt.

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- And then the host will be TBD.

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- So who wants to host?
- Me.

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- I want to host.

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I really, really want
to do the hosting,

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because it's not a
character and I can just put

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my own personality into it.

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- That honestly is the most
important role, I believe.

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It sets the tone and this person

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has to absolutely destroy it.

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- I feel like I
would do really well.

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- I see Sapphira doing
really great in that too.

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- I think it would be
very interesting to see

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you in a host position.

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- Sapphira, are you willing
to bow down and give...

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- I'm never willing to bow down.

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- We could either do it rock,
paper, scissors, or votes.

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I think that's the most fair.

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- I'm gonna do Lowenstein.

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- I really know that I'm
gonna turn out anything I do.

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So she can have it.

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- You sure about that?
You're locking it in?

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- Mother has spoken.
- Yep.

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- All right.

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- I guess I'm hosting.

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- Not "I guess."

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- Not "I guess."
- I'm reading.

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Yes, I guess I'll host.

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- It seems like the second
that Sapphira gives Mirage

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the role of host,
she's like, OK.

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I thought you wanted it.

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- You good?

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- Yeah.

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It's making me second
guess if I want it,

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because now I think
she's playing a game.

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But at the end of the
day, I got what I wanted.

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So can I really be mad at her?

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- And then we have sketch five.

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I think we should make
the singing girls do this one.

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- This is literally
a preschool song.

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This sketch is about
Barbra Streisand.

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But I'm reading the
sketch and thinking,

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you don't have to sing.

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It's fucking "Jingle Bells."

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You don't have to
be a choir director

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to sing "Jingle Bells."

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I'm sticking with News Anchor 2.

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- You would eat it up, Plasma.

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- I feel like we could all do
great in a number of places.

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I'd like to stick
with News Anchor 2.

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- I think personally
that me and Amanda

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have a great rapport.

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We are becoming good friends.

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And I think that we would
eat up Anchor 1 and 2 together.

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I'm sorry, Plasma, but I
also think that Barbra Shop,

253
00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,970
it's written for you, girl.
- It's written for you, babe.

254
00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:06,672
- Me, Amanda, and
Q are all friends,

255
00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:09,041
and we want to do
this scene together

256
00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:10,776
and Plasma wants my role.

257
00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:12,979
Like, can't you see
what's happening?

258
00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:14,447
We've decided this already.

259
00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,415
I'm so sorry, diva,
but like, you will

260
00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:18,204
eat up Barbra
Streisand. I know this.

261
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,185
Can you do it?

262
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,186
Thanks.

263
00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,721
Mwah, thank you, baby.

264
00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:23,309
- I just feel like I was kicked
out of the news anchor group

265
00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:24,510
without my... - No,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

266
00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:26,192
It's just an opinion, girl.

267
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,160
- That a lot of people share.

268
00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:32,565
- It feels very much
like I'm being

269
00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:34,967
assigned a role by
someone who's never

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00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:37,536
cast a comedy show before.

271
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,038
Fine.

272
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:40,793
Well, at least give me the
part with the highest note

273
00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:44,076
so I can belt.
I'll take Bryce.

274
00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:46,078
- Anchor 1, 2, and brick, right?

275
00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:47,947
- I think that's settled.
- OK, cool.

276
00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:49,415
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

277
00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:50,836
- Y'all better turn it out.
- Girl, you'll eat it up.

278
00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:51,984
You'll be fine.
- You will.

279
00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,272
- Girl, you know what?
You know what?

280
00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:54,540
It would be convenient
for you to remind me

281
00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,155
how good I am at what
you assign me to.

282
00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:58,357
- All right, all right,
all right, all right.

283
00:10:58,457 --> 00:11:00,326
- Gaslight, gatekeep, girl boss.

284
00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,194
Yes, Dawn, you better work.

285
00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:03,414
- Let's make a show, ladies.

286
00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:10,202
- Candy Long and Connie Thick.

287
00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:11,570
- We are the first sketch.

288
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,305
So it's, like, really up to us

289
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,974
to, like, set the tone.

290
00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:18,711
For this week's maxi challenge,
we're doing "RDR Live."

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00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:21,180
And we're gonna be
performing these catches

292
00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,816
in one take live.

293
00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:25,051
Like...

294
00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:29,355
- First of all, I
can sense some, um,

295
00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:31,424
stern and unhappiness from you.

296
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:36,529
- I don't have a lot of warm,
fuzzy feelings about the way

297
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,564
the news anchor situation
was approached.

298
00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:41,801
I just don't really appreciate
the card being played up like,

299
00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:43,456
well, Amanda and I are
already close, so like,

300
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,570
it should be us.

301
00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:46,338
I'm like, so are you
a package deal?

302
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:47,473
Like, is this dodgeball?

303
00:11:47,573 --> 00:11:48,661
Yeah.

304
00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:50,609
- Can I sit at the
lunch table, girls?

305
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,878
I'm not someone who,
like, impersonates Barbra.

306
00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:55,167
It's one of the impersonations
that I try to stay away from.

307
00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:57,950
She is one of those people
that I hold in such high regard

308
00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,186
that I don't want to
make fun of in any way.

309
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:01,620
- First of all,
thinking about not

310
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,242
disrespecting people
and all that kind of stuff,

311
00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:04,523
this is comedy.
- Yeah.

312
00:12:04,623 --> 00:12:05,524
- First and foremost.

313
00:12:05,624 --> 00:12:08,527
So like, hello gorgeous.

314
00:12:08,627 --> 00:12:10,783
- I do know so much about
her and I do love Barbra.

315
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,418
When I saw "Funny
Girl" for the first time,

316
00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:15,201
I remember thinking,
this is a performance

317
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:16,569
like I've never seen before.

318
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,491
When she was 19 she
made her Broadway debut in

319
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,992
"I Can Get It For
You Wholesale."

320
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,661
She was actually
one of the first artists

321
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:22,842
I owned on vinyl.

322
00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:26,679
Directed and
starred in "Yentl."

323
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:28,080
"Funny Girl" was her first movie

324
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:29,300
and her second Broadway show

325
00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:30,770
and then she, like,
moved to Hollywood.

326
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,438
They told her to get a nose
job and she didn't and then

327
00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:34,954
she won the Oscar
her first time out.

328
00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:37,623
It intimidates me to, like,
try... you know what?

329
00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:39,158
Fuck the intimidation.

330
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,298
I'm gonna feel this fear
and I'm gonna do it anyway.

331
00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:44,663
The spirit of Barbra
has never led me astray.

332
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,965
I'm gonna be OK.

333
00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:49,068
So fuck you, fuck you,
fuck you, and fuck you.

334
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:51,670
I'm gonna worry about Barbra.

335
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,273
- I'll say Thick, you say Long,
and you say Deck Services.

336
00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:55,307
- Call us at...

337
00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:56,408
- Thick...

338
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,911
- And Long...
- Deck services.

339
00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:00,846
- OK, I kind of like that.

340
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:02,802
I kind of like that a
lot, actually.

341
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:04,537
- As someone from
New York, like,

342
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,820
"SNL" is a part of our culture.

343
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:11,624
And I'm a cosplayer and I
love playing characters.

344
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:14,960
So getting the chance
to do a weird character

345
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:18,063
and make it funny,
this is what I'm made for.

346
00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:20,086
If there's anyone in this
that I'd want to be doing

347
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,500
this role with, it's you.

348
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,103
I feel like our
sense of humor is

349
00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:27,573
very similar in the, like,

350
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:30,409
I'm such a slutty,
beautiful woman.

351
00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:31,731
- Sure. Well,
we're yet to see

352
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,914
your sort of full sense
of humor emerge.

353
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,148
- Truly.

354
00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:38,450
- But hopefully it
will with this, diva.

355
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,287
I wanted to work with somebody
who was a little bit different.

356
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:44,023
And I feel like I kind of
got that with Megami

357
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:45,945
more so than I would
have with Morphine.

358
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,513
We're playing a
game, bitch, and I'm

359
00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:49,128
trying to be strategic.

360
00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:57,503
- Over here on Team Mirage,
we are struggling a little bit.

361
00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:59,438
Initially I was excited
to work by myself.

362
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:01,907
But then upon realizing that
everyone else has someone

363
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,210
to run their ideas by
and bounce things off of

364
00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:08,681
and now I'm like, if you
drop the ball, it's all on you.

365
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:13,385
So I don't have anybody
to blame besides myself.

366
00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:16,689
- I'm hearing we have a
GOP leader joining us live

367
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,557
from South Carolina.

368
00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:19,992
Senator Lindsey Graham.

369
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:21,327
- Hey, queens.

370
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:25,865
Call me Lady G or La Lindsey.

371
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:29,034
Now that I've gotten
to read my lines,

372
00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:30,903
I am completely panicking.

373
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:34,707
After all these years of
hiding, I'm feeling my oats.

374
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,375
I don't have a Southern accent,

375
00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:39,545
and I don't know
who this character is.

376
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,200
- It bothered me a little
bit that Plane Jane

377
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,415
was like, I'm a
little worried for you

378
00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:44,750
to do this role with me.

379
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:45,938
And I'm like, why the fuck
would you be worried?

380
00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:46,919
- But look, I have to say...

381
00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:47,987
- Because she thought she was

382
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,141
gonna eat me alive or something.

383
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,122
- Yeah, it gave
very that energy.

384
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,156
- She did, right?

385
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:52,258
I didn't like that.

386
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:53,259
- Sisters.

387
00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:54,426
- Hi. - Hi.

388
00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:55,828
- Hi. How are y'all feeling?

389
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:57,396
- Absolutely amazing.
- Ready.

390
00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:58,564
- Amazing.

391
00:14:58,664 --> 00:14:59,919
I wanted to make
sure you have a part

392
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:02,234
where you can truly shine.

393
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,923
- Do you think that maybe
Plane just wanted to have

394
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,038
a clearer road to, like, excel?

395
00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:07,893
- Yeah, I think she wanted
to clearer road to excel.

396
00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:09,441
- Fuck my drag, I guess.

397
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:11,543
- That's what I'm saying, bitch.

398
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,078
You better eat her up.

399
00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:15,547
- My biggest worry
is being overshadowed

400
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,450
by Plane, because I already
know she can do this.

401
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:21,921
So I kind of have to bring
my game up to her level

402
00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:23,322
or else I'll look like crap.

403
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,157
- Good luck, bitches.
- Good luck.

404
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,158
- On to the next corner.

405
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,393
- We're like RuPaul.

406
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:28,581
We're doing our own
little walk through.

407
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:29,728
Ooh.

408
00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:31,830
- What a fake
fucking cunt bitch.

409
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,732
Y'all horrible.

410
00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:36,168
I love being a part
of this group.

411
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:37,970
- We're disgusting and shady.

412
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,105
Now back to "RDR Live."

413
00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:45,477
Live from Tuckahoe,
it's "RDR Live."

414
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:50,916
- This week's maxi challenge
is "RDR Live" sketch comedy.

415
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:55,654
This is a one take, no
mistakes, so no pressure.

416
00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:58,557
- Hey, ladykins.

417
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:03,162
Now, we've got company.

418
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,464
- Hello.

419
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:07,833
- Say hello to Ross Mathews.

420
00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:09,268
Hi.

421
00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:10,408
- All right, come on down.

422
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:12,004
Ladies, thank you.

423
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:16,208
- OK, Morphine, Xunami,
Mhi'ya, and Geneva.

424
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:20,612
Now, raise your hand if you've
done sketch comedy before.

425
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,047
OK.

426
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,048
- This will be fun.

427
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,116
- This ought to be really fun.

428
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:25,651
- Any OnlyFans or anything?

429
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:27,019
- No.

430
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:28,921
- You're a little shy, I think.

431
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,456
Is this a big challenge for you?

432
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:31,523
- No. - No.

433
00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:33,792
One word answer.

434
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:35,748
- Getting in front of you
two is definitely intimidating.

435
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,396
- Yeah.

436
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,718
- I kind of like, I'm like this
when I'm in front of you two.

437
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:40,920
- Do you perform
in the clubs, right?

438
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,267
- Yes.

439
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:43,555
- OK, so when you're in
the clubs, you can't be

440
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:44,737
timid, right?
- No.

441
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,939
- It's when you
are able to express

442
00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:48,841
yourself openly is
when the audience

443
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,242
can fall in love with you.

444
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:53,312
They will root for you
because they feel a kinship.

445
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:55,914
But if you have a wall
up, they can't get in.

446
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,516
So you want to let them in.

447
00:16:57,616 --> 00:17:00,352
- Ru's just said that
I'm reserved again.

448
00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:02,755
But back home, I'm
the life of the party.

449
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,010
So I have to show the
judges that I'm having fun

450
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,993
and show them that
I can be very stupid too.

451
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:11,397
- Geneva, last week you
were in the bottom two.

452
00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:13,932
There will be a teleprompter,
you know, to read the stuff.

453
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,134
Are you nervous about that?

454
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:16,455
- I used to be a
cashier, so I know

455
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,237
a lot of, like,
memorizing things is

456
00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:19,458
something I used to do, like,

457
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,659
with the fruits and
vegetables and stuff.

458
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:24,510
- It'll be interesting to
speak to you after you do this.

459
00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:26,812
- They're not buying it.

460
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,247
- I'm not, no.

461
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:30,215
We've sat on this
end of the table

462
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:32,151
and heard this exact same spiel.

463
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:33,305
No, we're gonna be fine.

464
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,020
She crazy.
We're gonna be cute.

465
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,288
Girl, you know.

466
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,476
- I used to work with
fruit and vegetables.

467
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,124
I'll be fine.

468
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,160
- All right, well, go back,
rehearse your lines,

469
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,528
and make us laugh.

470
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:44,096
- Gracias.
- Thank you.

471
00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:47,900
- All right, Nymphia,
Mirage, Sapphira, and Plasma.

472
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,268
- Hi, hi, hi.

473
00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:53,105
- You are the Barbra Shop
Quartet, which means

474
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:54,273
that Mirage is the host.

475
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:55,274
- Yes. - Yes.

476
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:57,409
- OK. Are you Barbra fans?

477
00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:58,477
- Yeah. - Yeah.

478
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,612
- You are?
- I am a huge Barbra fan.

479
00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:02,801
"Don't Rain On My Parade"
was like my first, like,

480
00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:04,116
singing in the shower song.

481
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:06,585
- And did you all
choose these roles?

482
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:10,756
- What's... what's this about?

483
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:15,194
- I was really, really hoping
for a role in a different skit

484
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:16,762
being one of the news people.

485
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:19,465
The mid-century safety
zone that I have

486
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:23,268
is not something I'd like to be
doing the whole time I'm here.

487
00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:24,770
- Don't overthink it.

488
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:27,506
If you do a great Barbra
and it's a chance to do Barbra,

489
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,074
do Barbra.

490
00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:32,344
- I can't help but wonder
if Dawn feels like

491
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:35,414
she has royally screwed
herself by giving me

492
00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:37,883
something I am perfect for.

493
00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:39,952
- And Mirage, you're the host.

494
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,240
Now, how did you get that role?

495
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,654
Did you have to fight for it?

496
00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:47,493
- It wasn't really a fight,
necessarily, but, um...

497
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:49,214
- So what happened was...
- What happened?

498
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,449
Yeah, thank you.
- Give me the tea.

499
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,731
- I wanted to be the host
and I thought to myself,

500
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:53,886
no, I want to be in a group.

501
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,187
I want to work with somebody.

502
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,603
- And so I decided,
I'm gonna be Lowenstein

503
00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:58,871
and you're gonna host.

504
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,173
OK. All right.

505
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:04,443
- Sapphira saying that
she gave me this role

506
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:07,346
is putting in Ru's head
that it's not something

507
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:09,435
that I felt confident
about and that I picked

508
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:10,482
and that I stand by.

509
00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:12,885
- I sense some hocus pocus here.

510
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,105
- Right? - Yes.

511
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,588
I certainly do.

512
00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:17,709
- Is there any truth to that?

513
00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:19,324
- No, no.

514
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:21,727
- Girl, come on, please.
- Really? Really?

515
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,163
- No, you know, if she
wants to do it, she can do it.

516
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:26,932
I realized that being the
host, I could shine a lot

517
00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:29,635
or it could be a disaster.

518
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:32,571
I don't think it'll ever be a
disaster when I'm involved.

519
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,773
However, I want to see
what magic can be made

520
00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:36,208
with another person.

521
00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,043
- OK. All right.

522
00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:39,545
- Mirage is having
second thoughts?

523
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,113
That's not my problem.

524
00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:42,114
- All right, thank you ladies.

525
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,116
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

526
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:45,517
- Ladies, listen up.

527
00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:47,052
Listen up, queens.

528
00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:51,223
Now, we can't wait to watch
"RDR Live" tomorrow.

529
00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:54,359
And on the runway,
category is...

530
00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:56,728
Night of 1,000 Chers.

531
00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:59,064
Whoa!

532
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:00,832
- "Wagon Wheel Watusi."

533
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,868
- So snap out of it!

534
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,736
- And don't fuck it up, man!

535
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,873
- Yes, bitch.

536
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:11,343
- Hello, gorgeous.

537
00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:12,477
- Hello, gorgeous.

538
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:13,812
- Yellow, gorgeous.

539
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:15,581
- It's another elimination day.

540
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,516
Another bitch got to go home.

541
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:18,850
But it's not gonna be me.

542
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:22,321
It's a new
day in the Werk Room

543
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,556
- I'm ready for my Oscar moment.

544
00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:29,061
I am starting to feel the
brickness flowing through me.

545
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,596
I'm thinking like a brick.

546
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,931
I'm painting like a brick.

547
00:20:33,031 --> 00:20:36,768
Or you could say I was,
like, painting like Amanda.

548
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:38,570
It's essentially the same thing.

549
00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:42,394
- How are you feeling
about your little hosting gig

550
00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:43,942
tonight? - I'm excited.

551
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:45,297
- Yeah? Do you
host a lot back home?

552
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:46,378
- Yeah.

553
00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:47,733
Bar gigs and that kind of thing,

554
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,401
just like a little show,
quick little intro, outro.

555
00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:51,136
- What have you hosted
outside of bar stuff?

556
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:53,785
- We had our very first
Indigenous Pride in Vegas.

557
00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:54,820
Work.

558
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,040
- Are you Indigenous?
- Yeah.

559
00:20:56,121 --> 00:20:57,222
Cool.

560
00:20:57,322 --> 00:20:59,057
- I'm Mexican American
and Apache.

561
00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:02,294
And hosting Indigenous
Pride in Las Vegas

562
00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:04,016
was a big deal for me
because drag is something

563
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,350
that's very, very
important to me,

564
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,332
and so is where I come from.

565
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:10,669
That's the first time I've ever
mixed drag and my culture.

566
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:11,790
- Yeah. - Those worlds

567
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:13,592
had never even
connected in my brain.

568
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:16,842
It was special for me to bring
these two pieces of myself

569
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:20,012
together in a way that was
celebrated and respected.

570
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,747
And it means a lot.

571
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:28,153
- Geneva, when did you
come here to America?

572
00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:32,291
- So my parents brought
me over to the United States

573
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:35,193
when I was around
seven years old.

574
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,734
So that's when they decided
to come over here to give myself

575
00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:39,751
and my brother that
was just born at the time

576
00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:41,687
better opportunities and
better life, and you know,

577
00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:43,001
the American dream.

578
00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:44,556
But you know, I got
legal status to be here.

579
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,104
Are you a DREAMer?

580
00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:47,472
- Me too! - Really?

581
00:21:47,572 --> 00:21:48,594
- Yes. - Yes.

582
00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:49,975
My God.

583
00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:51,930
Yeah, I really didn't know,
like, what I was gonna do

584
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:53,278
if that hadn't gone through.

585
00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:55,347
It was during the
Obama administration.

586
00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:57,149
We literally would not
be able to be here

587
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:58,270
if it wasn't for that.
- Exactly.

588
00:21:58,350 --> 00:21:59,251
Yeah, honestly.

589
00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:00,686
- So thank you, Obama.

590
00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:06,825
DACA stands for Deferred
Action for Childhood Arrivals.

591
00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:10,395
And it is a law that came
to effect to grant kids

592
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:13,198
with no papers a work
permit and, you know,

593
00:22:13,298 --> 00:22:14,753
a Social Security number so that

594
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:18,270
they can be another
member of this society.

595
00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:22,040
DACA is why I'm able
to, like, legally work

596
00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:24,476
and also be on "Drag Race."

597
00:22:24,576 --> 00:22:25,697
We're not citizens, you know.

598
00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:27,045
We're kind of like in limbo.

599
00:22:27,145 --> 00:22:30,182
We're legally here because
we were already here,

600
00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:35,787
but we don't have the
full rights of a citizen.

601
00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:38,657
- So when it comes to DACA,
we're kind of always, like,

602
00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:41,360
not 100% I guess feel
safe, because at any time

603
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:42,581
they can just be like,
you know what?

604
00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:43,815
We're gonna take
this away from you.

605
00:22:43,895 --> 00:22:45,731
And it's very scary
to think that

606
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:47,099
that could be a possibility.

607
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,634
- When I got the call
for this, I literally,

608
00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:53,638
I was like bawling,
because I was like...

609
00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:56,141
I was like, I'm finally,
like, having a shot

610
00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:57,663
to, like, live my
dreams, you know?

611
00:22:57,743 --> 00:22:59,411
Like, I don't know.

612
00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:00,645
Sorry.

613
00:23:00,746 --> 00:23:02,301
- This is, like, something
big for us because

614
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:05,350
I believe we're the first
DACA queens on the show.

615
00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:07,452
And you know, like, we
kind of have this moment

616
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:09,621
where we kind of get
a little teared up

617
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:11,043
because everything
we've been through

618
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:13,024
and everything we
have to go through.

619
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,960
I don't know why it
gets me so emotional.

620
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,829
I guess because we grew
up not really showing

621
00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:19,798
that much of affection,
because we had to be

622
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:23,502
strong, you know, living in the
United States, you know, so.

623
00:23:28,774 --> 00:23:31,042
- Do any of you girls
have an OnlyFans?

624
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:33,078
- Well, I don't.

625
00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:34,980
But...
- It seems like you might.

626
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,482
- So this is kind of
random, but my day job

627
00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:39,251
is ghostwriting on OnlyFans.

628
00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:40,952
- What? - No.

629
00:23:41,052 --> 00:23:42,421
- Yeah, girl.

630
00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:45,357
I work for this agency that
manages OnlyFans creators.

631
00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:48,894
So I respond to their
messages for them

632
00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:52,197
as them while they're on
vacation in fucking Bora Bora.

633
00:23:52,297 --> 00:23:54,599
It's like all these,
like, straight girls.

634
00:23:54,699 --> 00:23:55,954
And I just sit in their account.

635
00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:57,622
You do it for... it's
not gay, you do it for...

636
00:23:57,702 --> 00:23:58,870
No. -.

637
00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:00,505
- No. - Women.

638
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,140
- Yes, girl.

639
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,809
I get into the fantasy.

640
00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:07,078
And she's responding
to all these straight guys?

641
00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:11,650
- A lot of these
old straight men

642
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:14,019
that think they're
talking to a blonde

643
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,521
20 something with big tits?

644
00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:18,657
Well, they're correct.

645
00:24:18,757 --> 00:24:21,159
- All the straight people
out here are shook right now.

646
00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:22,614
They're seeing this
girl on the other side.

647
00:24:22,694 --> 00:24:24,629
Here's Amanda just...

648
00:24:24,729 --> 00:24:27,466
If only they knew what
was on the other side

649
00:24:27,566 --> 00:24:29,067
of that messaging line.

650
00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:49,321
Cover girl

651
00:24:49,421 --> 00:24:51,656
Put the bass in your walk

652
00:24:51,756 --> 00:24:52,891
Head to toe

653
00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:55,460
Let your whole body talk

654
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,828
- Wow. Hello.

655
00:24:56,928 --> 00:24:58,263
And what

656
00:24:58,363 --> 00:25:01,199
Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

657
00:25:01,299 --> 00:25:04,803
Michelle Visage,
when was the last time

658
00:25:04,903 --> 00:25:07,005
someone tickled your funny bone?

659
00:25:07,105 --> 00:25:09,374
Honey, you know I
had my funny bone removed

660
00:25:09,474 --> 00:25:10,575
in the late '80s.

661
00:25:12,577 --> 00:25:15,113
The hilarious Ross Mathews.

662
00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:17,282
Now, do you still have
your funny bone?

663
00:25:17,382 --> 00:25:20,252
I sure do
and it's in right now.

664
00:25:22,654 --> 00:25:27,225
- And a big Drag Race welcome
to Sarah Michelle Gellar.

665
00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:28,260
Welcome.

666
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,728
Are you excited to be here?

667
00:25:29,828 --> 00:25:31,229
- I am so excited.

668
00:25:31,329 --> 00:25:33,532
Ru, I've been
slaying bitches forever.

669
00:25:33,632 --> 00:25:34,933
I was born ready.

670
00:25:36,101 --> 00:25:37,903
- This week, we
challenged our queens

671
00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:42,374
to create breakout comedy
characters on "RDR Live."

672
00:25:42,474 --> 00:25:44,409
Racers, start your engines,

673
00:25:44,509 --> 00:25:47,078
and may the best drag queen win.

674
00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:54,686
- Welcome to the QNN
End of the World Countdown.

675
00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:56,288
- I'm Brandy Cohen.

676
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,657
- And I'm Branderson Cooper.

677
00:25:58,757 --> 00:26:02,627
And we are just one disaster
away from total annihilation.

678
00:26:02,727 --> 00:26:04,129
- I'll drink to that.

679
00:26:06,464 --> 00:26:09,668
- Boy, have we fucked things up.

680
00:26:09,768 --> 00:26:11,036
- I'm a little drunk.

681
00:26:11,136 --> 00:26:12,604
Remind me how we got here.

682
00:26:12,704 --> 00:26:16,007
- Here are the top 10 reasons
why the world is about to end.

683
00:26:16,107 --> 00:26:18,510
And number 10, banning books.

684
00:26:18,610 --> 00:26:20,612
- That one is crazy.

685
00:26:20,712 --> 00:26:26,084
I was reading Jackie Collins
at age 11, and look at me now.

686
00:26:26,184 --> 00:26:28,086
- Number nine, climate change.

687
00:26:28,186 --> 00:26:29,721
And speaking of climate change,

688
00:26:29,821 --> 00:26:33,491
we go now via satellite to
Donna Lemon, our reporter

689
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,460
on the ground in Death Valley.

690
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:40,498
Wait, Donna, are you
literally on the ground?

691
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:44,803
- It's literally the end of
the world in Death Valley.

692
00:26:44,903 --> 00:26:47,072
But I am living.

693
00:26:47,172 --> 00:26:49,507
It's storming non-stop.

694
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:53,812
Turns out aerosol hairspray
really was a bad idea.

695
00:26:53,912 --> 00:26:55,914
- Donna, are you OK?

696
00:26:58,083 --> 00:27:00,452
- Ooh, hey, baby.

697
00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:03,355
Can I get a lift?

698
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:04,990
My ride's here.

699
00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:06,858
Bye.

700
00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:10,895
Trade.

701
00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:13,698
- She'll be fine.

702
00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:16,034
Everything on her floats.

703
00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:19,037
- At numbers five, four,
and three, the GOP,

704
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:22,540
as in Girl, Please.

705
00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:26,144
- Wait, I'm hearing
we have a GOP leader

706
00:27:26,244 --> 00:27:29,614
joining us live
from South Carolina?

707
00:27:29,714 --> 00:27:31,683
Senator Lindsey Graham?

708
00:27:31,783 --> 00:27:36,421
- Hey, queens, call me Lady G.

709
00:27:36,521 --> 00:27:39,324
- OK, Lady G, you
have contributed a lot

710
00:27:39,424 --> 00:27:41,893
to the end of civilization.

711
00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:44,229
- Decimating human
rights, attacking women

712
00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:45,764
and queer people.

713
00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:48,033
- Excuse me.

714
00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:51,236
Can we talk about my glow up?

715
00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:54,773
Watch out, season 17.

716
00:27:54,873 --> 00:27:56,661
- There's not gonna be
another season of anything

717
00:27:56,741 --> 00:27:58,176
if the world ends.

718
00:27:58,276 --> 00:28:01,680
- Y'all can come join me in
my bunker when shit gets real.

719
00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:05,450
It'll be like an "Untucked"
that never ends.

720
00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:06,718
- OK, we're done.

721
00:28:06,818 --> 00:28:07,819
Bye, girl.

722
00:28:07,919 --> 00:28:09,154
- Toodles.

723
00:28:09,254 --> 00:28:11,956
- And now here to deliver
the number one reason

724
00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:15,193
for the end of the world,
it's the Grim Reaper.

725
00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:20,265
- And I've got one thing to say.

726
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:25,170
Live from Tuckahoe,
it's "RDR Live."

727
00:28:26,938 --> 00:28:32,043
- It's "RDR Live" with
Dawn and Geneva Karr.

728
00:28:32,143 --> 00:28:36,614
Megami and Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige.

729
00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:41,052
Morphine Love Dion
and Nymphia Wind.

730
00:28:41,152 --> 00:28:44,756
Plane Jane.

731
00:28:44,856 --> 00:28:49,627
Plasma, Q, and Xunami Muse.

732
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:53,131
Amanda Tori Meating
and Sapphira Cristal.

733
00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:56,735
- With musical guest RuPaul!

734
00:28:58,136 --> 00:29:01,639
- And your host, Mirage.

735
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,109
Thank you,
thank you so much.

736
00:29:04,209 --> 00:29:08,246
I am so thrilled to be
hosting here at "RDR Live."

737
00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:13,785
My name is Mirage,
and I cannot believe

738
00:29:13,885 --> 00:29:15,620
I am standing
on this iconic stage.

739
00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:20,692
And I'm learning a lot about
television production too.

740
00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:23,762
For example, jibs,
these cameras that

741
00:29:23,862 --> 00:29:26,164
operate on a big
crane... not a nickname

742
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,832
for Sapphira's tiny breastplate.

743
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:31,970
A boom is a big
overhead microphone,

744
00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:35,774
not the sound that Nymphia
makes when she untucks.

745
00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:37,308
Very confusing.

746
00:29:37,408 --> 00:29:42,013
And crafty is what we call
the snack table, which is funny

747
00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:44,249
because I thought crafty
was what you called

748
00:29:44,349 --> 00:29:47,318
Amanda Tori Meating's
drag aesthetic.

749
00:29:47,418 --> 00:29:48,586
Yeah.

750
00:29:48,686 --> 00:29:50,922
But seriously, I am
so grateful to RuPaul

751
00:29:51,022 --> 00:29:53,691
for making me one of his RuGirls

752
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,627
for the rest of my...
Applause.

753
00:29:58,062 --> 00:29:59,664
For the rest of my life.

754
00:29:59,764 --> 00:30:03,034
I get to tour the
world, spread love,

755
00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:04,923
and get into Twitter
feuds with soccer moms

756
00:30:05,003 --> 00:30:08,373
telling me I'm not pussy enough.

757
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:10,113
But we've got a
terrific show for you.

758
00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:12,710
RuPaul is our me...
Our musical guest,

759
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,546
so stick around.

760
00:30:20,251 --> 00:30:21,152
- Hello there.

761
00:30:21,252 --> 00:30:22,620
I'm Connie Thick.

762
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,989
- And I'm Candy Long.

763
00:30:25,089 --> 00:30:27,625
Summertime is right
around the corner.

764
00:30:27,725 --> 00:30:31,329
And that means everyone is
looking forward to one thing.

765
00:30:31,429 --> 00:30:35,700
- Sitting on a nice,
big, beautiful deck.

766
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,068
- That's right.

767
00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:40,271
And for all your deck-related
needs, call us at...

768
00:30:40,371 --> 00:30:42,006
- Thick...
- And Long...

769
00:30:42,106 --> 00:30:43,875
Deck Service.

770
00:30:43,975 --> 00:30:47,312
- We know decks come
in all shapes and sizes,

771
00:30:47,412 --> 00:30:52,083
from long and narrow
to long and wide

772
00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:53,885
to the really long ones

773
00:30:53,985 --> 00:30:56,855
that kind of wrap
around to the side.

774
00:30:56,955 --> 00:30:58,823
- All that can be tough
to handle for some

775
00:30:58,923 --> 00:31:01,359
deck service
companies, but not us.

776
00:31:01,459 --> 00:31:03,328
- Every one of our
service providers

777
00:31:03,428 --> 00:31:07,799
has years of experience and can
handle even the hardest decks.

778
00:31:07,899 --> 00:31:09,500
- But don't take
our word for it.

779
00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:13,471
Here's what one of our
regular customers has to say.

780
00:31:13,571 --> 00:31:15,306
- Hey, there.

781
00:31:15,406 --> 00:31:16,808
I'm Richard.

782
00:31:16,908 --> 00:31:19,577
Now, I was satisfied with
what I had going on up front.

783
00:31:19,677 --> 00:31:23,314
So Connie and Candy
suggested I try a deck in the rear.

784
00:31:23,414 --> 00:31:26,517
Now, I never thought
I'd be that kind of guy,

785
00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:29,921
but now I know that
when it comes to decks,

786
00:31:30,021 --> 00:31:33,391
Thick and Long is
definitely the way to go.

787
00:31:35,126 --> 00:31:37,328
- So give us a call,
because at...

788
00:31:37,428 --> 00:31:38,863
- Thick...
- And Long...

789
00:31:38,963 --> 00:31:40,498
Deck Service...

790
00:31:40,598 --> 00:31:44,202
- Our customers
always come first.

791
00:31:48,106 --> 00:31:50,808
- And now give it up for RuPaul.

792
00:31:53,444 --> 00:31:55,613
And you
ain't nobody's baby

793
00:31:55,713 --> 00:31:57,282
Baby, cowboy

794
00:31:57,382 --> 00:31:59,117
Giddy-up, giddy-up

795
00:31:59,217 --> 00:32:01,019
Giddy-up, get down, cowboy

796
00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:02,287
Giddy-up, giddy-up

797
00:32:02,387 --> 00:32:04,822
Shake that booty to the ground

798
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:08,493
Like an animal busting
through that door

799
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:12,530
Hands up, boot scootin'
on the dance floor

800
00:32:12,630 --> 00:32:16,401
Want to see you,
see just how you move

801
00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:19,570
Want to get you,
get you into this groove

802
00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:22,573
Hey, no, you ain't no lady

803
00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:24,142
Lady

804
00:32:24,242 --> 00:32:27,178
And you ain't nobody's baby

805
00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:30,315
Hey, no, you ain't no lady

806
00:32:30,415 --> 00:32:32,016
Lady

807
00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:35,954
And you ain't nobody's baby

808
00:32:36,054 --> 00:32:37,956
Giddy-up, giddy-up

809
00:32:38,056 --> 00:32:39,244
Giddy-up, giddy-up

810
00:32:39,324 --> 00:32:41,292
Shake that booty to the ground

811
00:32:43,428 --> 00:32:46,531
Whoa

812
00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:49,467
Whoa, lady

813
00:32:49,567 --> 00:32:51,235
No, you ain't no lady

814
00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:53,271
Whoa, lady

815
00:32:53,371 --> 00:32:57,275
And you ain't nobody's
baby, baby, baby, cowboy

816
00:32:57,375 --> 00:32:59,077
Giddy-up, giddy-up

817
00:32:59,177 --> 00:33:01,045
Giddy-up, get down, cowboy

818
00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:02,580
Giddy-up, giddy-up

819
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,782
Swing your partner
round and round, cowboy

820
00:33:04,882 --> 00:33:06,317
Giddy-up, giddy-up

821
00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:08,786
Giddy-up, get down, lady cowboy

822
00:33:08,886 --> 00:33:10,054
Giddy-up, giddy-up

823
00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:12,390
Shake that booty to the ground

824
00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:22,767
- It's Queen Network News with
Amanda Tori Meating and Dawn.

825
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:26,571
- Good evening.

826
00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:28,339
I'm Amanda Tori Meating.

827
00:33:28,439 --> 00:33:30,341
- And I'm Dawn.

828
00:33:30,441 --> 00:33:33,378
- In financial news,
the Treasury Department

829
00:33:33,478 --> 00:33:36,614
is in chaos after gold bars
in the National Reserve

830
00:33:36,714 --> 00:33:38,616
were discovered to be fake.

831
00:33:38,716 --> 00:33:41,019
When asked what the
counterfeit bars were made of,

832
00:33:41,119 --> 00:33:44,122
the Secretary of the
Treasury, LaLa Ri, said,

833
00:33:44,222 --> 00:33:45,523
"It's chocolate."

834
00:33:47,525 --> 00:33:50,461
- Forbes Magazine has
released its annual 100

835
00:33:50,561 --> 00:33:53,998
Most Powerful Drag
Queens in Entertainment list.

836
00:33:54,098 --> 00:33:55,653
And for the third year in a row,

837
00:33:55,733 --> 00:33:59,537
Amanda was included in
the position of not on that list.

838
00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:05,243
- To celebrate the
anniversary of Betty Friedan's

839
00:34:05,343 --> 00:34:08,179
historic book "The
Feminine Mystique,"

840
00:34:08,279 --> 00:34:14,419
Ross Mathews is releasing his
memoir, "The Feminine Mistake."

841
00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:20,058
- In somber news, Lady
Bunny has passed away again.

842
00:34:20,158 --> 00:34:22,293
We'd like to say
she'll be sorely missed,

843
00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:25,463
but she's never missed
a sore in her life.

844
00:34:26,998 --> 00:34:31,069
- 2024 marks the 55th
anniversary of the Stonewall

845
00:34:31,169 --> 00:34:34,072
uprising, a turning point
in the queer civil rights

846
00:34:34,172 --> 00:34:36,574
movement that began when a brick

847
00:34:36,674 --> 00:34:39,343
was thrown through a
window at the Stonewall Inn.

848
00:34:39,444 --> 00:34:42,380
Here to comment is
gay icon, the brick.

849
00:34:47,685 --> 00:34:51,022
Hello, hello, hello.

850
00:34:51,122 --> 00:34:53,658
- So tell me, what was it like

851
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:56,527
being at the Stonewall
Inn that night?

852
00:34:56,627 --> 00:35:03,201
- Well, I had just gotten
laid by this guy, Mason.

853
00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:09,006
Anyway, next thing I know,
I'm being flung through the air.

854
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,442
I crash through a plate
glass window and land

855
00:35:11,542 --> 00:35:14,112
on the floor of
the Stonewall Inn.

856
00:35:14,212 --> 00:35:17,014
- Did you see who threw you?

857
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:20,918
- Does it matter, bitch?

858
00:35:21,018 --> 00:35:23,287
- So do you feel
like you've been

859
00:35:23,387 --> 00:35:25,623
overlooked in queer history?

860
00:35:25,723 --> 00:35:27,992
God, yes.

861
00:35:28,092 --> 00:35:31,829
All folks want to talk
about is who threw me.

862
00:35:31,929 --> 00:35:35,032
But what about me?

863
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:40,671
I gave you gay liberation
with my body.

864
00:35:40,771 --> 00:35:45,243
You like your "Drag
Race" and gay marriage

865
00:35:45,343 --> 00:35:48,579
and Kylie Minogue.

866
00:35:48,679 --> 00:35:51,883
That was me.

867
00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:53,784
Can I get an amen?

868
00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:55,653
Amen.

869
00:35:55,753 --> 00:35:57,788
- The brick from
Stonewall, everybody.

870
00:36:02,126 --> 00:36:03,461
- And that's the news.

871
00:36:03,561 --> 00:36:05,096
Thank ya.

872
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,303
- And now it's time
for the holidays

873
00:36:12,403 --> 00:36:15,039
with the Barbra Shop Quartet.

874
00:36:15,139 --> 00:36:17,475
- It's so great to have
you all here at this very

875
00:36:17,575 --> 00:36:19,877
special holiday party.

876
00:36:19,977 --> 00:36:23,814
- We are the
Barbra Shop Quartet.

877
00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:26,651
Our fourth member developed
shpilkes and can't be with us,

878
00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:31,022
but we will honor Babs
the best way we know how.

879
00:36:31,122 --> 00:36:32,623
Through song.

880
00:36:36,561 --> 00:36:38,329
Jingle bells

881
00:36:38,429 --> 00:36:39,764
Jingle bells

882
00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:42,867
Barbra on the way

883
00:36:42,967 --> 00:36:45,236
A Jewish girl from Brooklyn

884
00:36:45,336 --> 00:36:50,341
To an icon for the gays

885
00:36:50,441 --> 00:36:51,709
Oy.

886
00:36:51,809 --> 00:36:55,513
By the way, do you know
how many Barbra it takes

887
00:36:55,613 --> 00:36:58,282
to screw in a light bulb?

888
00:36:58,382 --> 00:36:59,283
Trick question.

889
00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:02,220
There's only one
Barbra Streisand.

890
00:37:04,689 --> 00:37:07,391
On Broadway
she did sing

891
00:37:07,491 --> 00:37:09,760
Sang I'm the greatest star

892
00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:11,862
There is just one thing

893
00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:17,168
My name is Barbra not Barbara

894
00:37:17,268 --> 00:37:20,171
A funny girl was she

895
00:37:20,271 --> 00:37:22,240
Always in control

896
00:37:22,340 --> 00:37:25,309
The hair, the nails,
the nose, a bagel

897
00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:30,114
Not an onion roll

898
00:37:30,214 --> 00:37:31,469
Did you hear that
Barbra Streisand

899
00:37:31,549 --> 00:37:34,252
and RuPaul are forming
a musical group together?

900
00:37:34,352 --> 00:37:37,255
They're calling
themselves RuBarb.

901
00:37:39,624 --> 00:37:41,692
A day or two ago

902
00:37:41,792 --> 00:37:44,262
We watched "Prince of Tides"

903
00:37:44,362 --> 00:37:46,697
She produced, directed, starred

904
00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:49,567
But an Oscar was denied

905
00:37:49,667 --> 00:37:51,836
Hey, Doc, what's up with that?

906
00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:54,538
It just seems so unfair

907
00:37:54,639 --> 00:37:56,540
But Babs kept making movies

908
00:37:56,641 --> 00:37:59,010
'Cause that's just
the way she were

909
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,077
Was?

910
00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:07,151
And jingle bells, shingle
bell, bing bang bong

911
00:38:07,251 --> 00:38:09,140
Jingle bells, jingle
bells, ding dang dong

912
00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:10,341
Jingle
bells, shmingle mells

913
00:38:10,421 --> 00:38:11,322
Ding dang

914
00:38:11,422 --> 00:38:18,095
Dong

915
00:38:18,195 --> 00:38:19,196
Guh

916
00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:24,669
It's Barbra all the

917
00:38:24,769 --> 00:38:31,742
Way

918
00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:40,918
- Well, that's our show.

919
00:38:41,018 --> 00:38:42,974
And just remember, if
you can't laugh at yourself,

920
00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:44,842
how in the hell are you gonna
laugh at somebody else?

921
00:38:44,922 --> 00:38:46,390
Can I get an amen?

922
00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:48,092
Amen!

923
00:38:48,192 --> 00:38:50,094
- Good night, everybody!

924
00:39:00,471 --> 00:39:04,909
- Category is Everything
Every-Cher All At Once.

925
00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:09,113
- Up first, Xunami Muse.

926
00:39:09,213 --> 00:39:12,249
Cher, "The Prisoner," 1979.

927
00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:13,884
- Beaded for her pleasure.

928
00:39:15,419 --> 00:39:18,856
- I'm giving you this nude
illusion with my wings,

929
00:39:18,956 --> 00:39:21,625
my beaded fringe wig.

930
00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:23,060
I feel fantastic.

931
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,330
- Yes, Mr. Mackie,
tell me all about it.

932
00:39:27,431 --> 00:39:28,466
Morphine.

933
00:39:28,566 --> 00:39:32,269
Academy Award Cher, 1988.

934
00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,872
- Tell me, where do you
keep your Oscar?

935
00:39:34,972 --> 00:39:37,341
- This Cher look
shows a lot of skin.

936
00:39:37,441 --> 00:39:40,978
And mama, I am literally
wearing no underwear.

937
00:39:41,078 --> 00:39:42,813
Baby, if my straps snap,

938
00:39:42,913 --> 00:39:44,201
you're going to get
a really good surprise.

939
00:39:44,281 --> 00:39:45,983
- Wow, this dress is so tight.

940
00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:48,486
I wonder if she could
"snap out of it."

941
00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:51,522
- If she does, maybe her
Olympia Dukakis will fall out.

942
00:39:54,792 --> 00:39:56,961
- Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige.

943
00:39:57,061 --> 00:40:00,698
Cher promoting
"Burlesque," 2010.

944
00:40:00,798 --> 00:40:02,366
- She's giving me a silk woody.

945
00:40:02,466 --> 00:40:03,601
- Ooh.

946
00:40:03,701 --> 00:40:06,203
- I'm giving you
catsuit full of stones

947
00:40:06,303 --> 00:40:08,272
and I am serving body.

948
00:40:08,372 --> 00:40:11,542
I'm embodying my inner Cher.

949
00:40:11,642 --> 00:40:14,412
- How do you like
them bagels, boy?

950
00:40:14,512 --> 00:40:15,679
- Geneva Karr.

951
00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:21,919
Cher as ringmaster for
Ringling Brothers, 1974.

952
00:40:22,019 --> 00:40:24,522
- She looks like she's fucking
all the Ringling Brothers.

953
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:28,159
- I'm feeling my Cher
but if she was Latina.

954
00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:29,794
You know, extra curvy.

955
00:40:29,894 --> 00:40:32,229
The color red, it looks
amazing with my skin.

956
00:40:32,329 --> 00:40:35,499
And I'm blushed just
like Cher in the '70s.

957
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:37,501
- Every night all
the men come around

958
00:40:37,601 --> 00:40:40,237
and lay their money down.

959
00:40:40,337 --> 00:40:41,305
Mirage.

960
00:40:41,405 --> 00:40:45,843
Cher in concert, 1979.

961
00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:48,179
- Ooh, Mackie's back in town.

962
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:51,482
- I'm giving Cher mixed
with Naomi Campbell

963
00:40:51,582 --> 00:40:52,817
mixed with streetwalker

964
00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:54,452
with a dash of showgirl.

965
00:40:54,552 --> 00:40:57,555
And the ponytail,
it's giving 40 inches,

966
00:40:57,655 --> 00:40:59,256
I think.

967
00:40:59,356 --> 00:41:00,811
- Forget the other two.
She's just the tramp.

968
00:41:00,891 --> 00:41:02,560
- Yes.

969
00:41:02,660 --> 00:41:03,828
Megami.

970
00:41:03,928 --> 00:41:07,565
Cher, Turn Back Time, 2009.

971
00:41:08,999 --> 00:41:12,236
So I'm serving you
my favorite Cher look.

972
00:41:12,336 --> 00:41:15,272
One of her iconic leather
jackets with this nice

973
00:41:15,372 --> 00:41:16,707
see-through bodysuit.

974
00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:19,777
I only wish I had a giant
cannon and some sea men

975
00:41:19,877 --> 00:41:21,011
all around me.

976
00:41:21,111 --> 00:41:22,646
- If I could turn back time,

977
00:41:22,746 --> 00:41:24,168
I'd just go to
Michelle's doctor.

978
00:41:26,383 --> 00:41:30,387
- Plane Jane as Cher,
1974 Met Gala.

979
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:32,289
- There is nothing
plain about her.

980
00:41:32,389 --> 00:41:35,860
- It's the sheer mesh gown

981
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,062
overlaid with crystals

982
00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:40,197
and stones and appliques.

983
00:41:40,297 --> 00:41:44,134
And it's just such a
stunning Bob Mackie piece.

984
00:41:44,235 --> 00:41:48,472
And who else to do that
piece justice but me?

985
00:41:48,572 --> 00:41:50,307
- No burger finger there.

986
00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:57,848
Amanda Tori Meating,
Cher doll, 2001.

987
00:41:57,948 --> 00:41:59,036
- When she's done,
she can just go

988
00:41:59,116 --> 00:42:00,317
take a shower with the loofah.

989
00:42:00,417 --> 00:42:01,385
- Yeah.

990
00:42:01,485 --> 00:42:03,287
- Bitch, look how correct

991
00:42:03,387 --> 00:42:04,775
Amanda Tori Meating
looks tonight.

992
00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:08,759
We have this lovely
lavender X shape

993
00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:12,263
that is so iconically
Cher with this beautiful

994
00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:15,566
flowing gown element
on the bottom.

995
00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:17,268
Lap it up, kittens.

996
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:20,571
- Life in plastic,
it's fantastic.

997
00:42:20,671 --> 00:42:24,909
- Dawn as mod Cher, 1966.

998
00:42:25,009 --> 00:42:27,711
- How many Muppets had
to die for that jacket?

999
00:42:27,811 --> 00:42:29,747
- I'm giving you some
classic '60s Cher

1000
00:42:29,847 --> 00:42:32,283
with some classic 2020s Dawn.

1001
00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:33,838
I took this black
and white picture

1002
00:42:33,918 --> 00:42:35,719
and we don't know
what color the fur coat is,

1003
00:42:35,819 --> 00:42:38,389
so I went with a little
orange and blue color story

1004
00:42:38,489 --> 00:42:40,824
because I think it's
really fun and '60s.

1005
00:42:40,925 --> 00:42:43,227
And then boom, slut waist, mama.

1006
00:42:43,327 --> 00:42:45,062
Always. OK?

1007
00:42:45,162 --> 00:42:46,697
- This is the
sunny side of Cher.

1008
00:42:46,797 --> 00:42:48,065
- Yes it is.
- Wow.

1009
00:42:48,165 --> 00:42:49,733
She's giving me
a "Sunny Boner."

1010
00:42:52,503 --> 00:42:57,608
Q from the Sonny and
Cher Comedy Hour, 1973.

1011
00:42:57,708 --> 00:43:00,611
- Black and white
and Cher all over.

1012
00:43:00,711 --> 00:43:02,613
- Cher is go big or go home,

1013
00:43:02,713 --> 00:43:04,268
and you know I like
to make a statement

1014
00:43:04,348 --> 00:43:05,482
when I walk in the room.

1015
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:08,619
I am feeling very
poised and elegant

1016
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:10,220
because I know
the body is right,

1017
00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:12,089
and I know the face is right.

1018
00:43:12,189 --> 00:43:14,858
I'm Cher, bitch.

1019
00:43:14,959 --> 00:43:18,128
- I wonder if she's
wearing a ze-bra.

1020
00:43:18,228 --> 00:43:21,565
- Plasma, Met Gala 1985.

1021
00:43:21,665 --> 00:43:24,868
- She is doing more
than her fair share.

1022
00:43:24,969 --> 00:43:28,172
- I'm giving you
dark lady eleganza.

1023
00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:31,909
It's a Bob Mackie dress,
but it's not over the top.

1024
00:43:32,009 --> 00:43:34,378
It's just pure glamour.

1025
00:43:34,478 --> 00:43:37,982
I just feel like a glass of
champagne came to life.

1026
00:43:38,082 --> 00:43:39,717
- It's not easy being a diva.

1027
00:43:39,817 --> 00:43:42,219
- Tell me about it.

1028
00:43:42,319 --> 00:43:43,754
- Nymphia Wind.

1029
00:43:43,854 --> 00:43:48,325
Cher Egyptian goddess, 1979.

1030
00:43:48,425 --> 00:43:50,127
Ankh if you love Cher.

1031
00:43:50,227 --> 00:43:51,395
- Ankh, ankh.

1032
00:43:51,495 --> 00:43:53,731
- I'm very naked,
but I'm giving you

1033
00:43:53,831 --> 00:43:58,002
mysterious Egyptian lady
with fierce cutting eyes,

1034
00:43:58,102 --> 00:44:01,038
spreading her wings
and letting the world see

1035
00:44:01,138 --> 00:44:04,675
her glorious Egyptian body.

1036
00:44:04,775 --> 00:44:06,710
- I can see her Nefer-titties.

1037
00:44:08,512 --> 00:44:13,651
Sapphira as Cher in the
Vegas residency, 2017.

1038
00:44:13,751 --> 00:44:15,319
- Wow.

1039
00:44:15,419 --> 00:44:16,707
That's
a Vegas buffet.

1040
00:44:18,122 --> 00:44:19,923
- Cher is the queen of excess,

1041
00:44:20,024 --> 00:44:21,579
and I'm the drag
queen of excess.

1042
00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:23,694
So this is a match
made in heaven.

1043
00:44:23,794 --> 00:44:25,382
I'm wearing this blue
shoulder piece that

1044
00:44:25,462 --> 00:44:27,665
has 100 pheasant feathers.

1045
00:44:27,765 --> 00:44:28,999
It is gorgeous.

1046
00:44:29,099 --> 00:44:31,835
This is a woman's world,
and I am a woman.

1047
00:44:31,935 --> 00:44:32,836
- You know what color this is?

1048
00:44:32,936 --> 00:44:33,837
- What color?

1049
00:44:33,937 --> 00:44:34,905
- Elijah Blue.

1050
00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:37,675
- Yes.

1051
00:44:38,542 --> 00:44:39,643
- Welcome, queens.

1052
00:44:39,743 --> 00:44:41,278
I've made some decisions.

1053
00:44:42,713 --> 00:44:45,315
But first I need to ask.

1054
00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:50,688
Sapphira, do you wish to use
your immunity potion this week?

1055
00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,894
- I think I'm gonna say no.

1056
00:44:56,994 --> 00:44:58,662
- Very well.

1057
00:44:58,762 --> 00:45:03,801
Plane Jane, do you wish
to use your immunity potion?

1058
00:45:03,901 --> 00:45:05,936
- Not this week, Ru.

1059
00:45:06,036 --> 00:45:07,471
- Very well.

1060
00:45:07,571 --> 00:45:10,941
Queens, when I call your
name, please step forward.

1061
00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:12,910
Xunami Muse.

1062
00:45:13,010 --> 00:45:14,978
Morphine.

1063
00:45:15,079 --> 00:45:16,747
Megami.

1064
00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:18,482
Amanda.

1065
00:45:18,582 --> 00:45:19,983
Dawn.

1066
00:45:20,084 --> 00:45:21,752
Nymphia.

1067
00:45:21,852 --> 00:45:24,455
Sapphira.

1068
00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:26,724
Ladies, you are all safe.

1069
00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:30,394
You may leave the stage.

1070
00:45:36,100 --> 00:45:39,970
Ladies, you represent the tops
and the bottoms of the week.

1071
00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:43,040
Now it's time for
the judges' critiques.

1072
00:45:43,140 --> 00:45:44,708
Up first, Mhi'ya.

1073
00:45:44,808 --> 00:45:46,910
- I was a little bit
worried about you.

1074
00:45:47,010 --> 00:45:50,647
When I saw you swing for
the fences, I was so thrilled.

1075
00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:52,636
- I just wanted to let
loose and show you guys

1076
00:45:52,716 --> 00:45:54,518
that I can let loose
and have fun.

1077
00:45:54,618 --> 00:45:55,652
- You were committed.

1078
00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,141
And to me, that's
the most important part,

1079
00:45:57,221 --> 00:45:59,623
especially on any kind
of sketch comedy show,

1080
00:45:59,723 --> 00:46:00,891
because things go wrong.

1081
00:46:00,991 --> 00:46:04,328
- My real issue had to
do with just levels.

1082
00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:05,963
I wanted more nuance.

1083
00:46:06,063 --> 00:46:08,031
I wanted more of a story arc.

1084
00:46:08,132 --> 00:46:10,734
- Your Cher look is
not really the look

1085
00:46:10,834 --> 00:46:12,669
that you were trying to achieve.

1086
00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:16,206
Cher no matter what, even
when she does her natural hair,

1087
00:46:16,306 --> 00:46:18,142
she will make sure
it is drag hair.

1088
00:46:18,242 --> 00:46:19,977
And this, it
needs to be dragged.

1089
00:46:20,077 --> 00:46:21,879
- Can you do a
Cher impersonation?

1090
00:46:21,979 --> 00:46:23,814
Let me see it.

1091
00:46:23,914 --> 00:46:25,549
- I'm great.

1092
00:46:28,152 --> 00:46:30,220
- Cher meets Kermit.

1093
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,555
- Do it again.
Do it again.

1094
00:46:31,655 --> 00:46:32,890
Do it again.

1095
00:46:32,990 --> 00:46:36,126
- Yeah, do it this time,
but flick your hair back.

1096
00:46:36,226 --> 00:46:37,194
- I'm great.

1097
00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:45,289
My God, that
meme will live forever.

1098
00:46:45,369 --> 00:46:47,271
It's gonna haunt you
for the rest of your life!

1099
00:46:48,972 --> 00:46:50,474
Amazing.

1100
00:46:50,574 --> 00:46:53,076
Up next, Geneva Karr.

1101
00:46:53,177 --> 00:46:54,645
- So my question is,

1102
00:46:54,745 --> 00:46:56,547
do you know who
Lindsey Graham is?

1103
00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:58,348
- No. - OK.

1104
00:46:58,448 --> 00:47:00,137
That was obvious and that
was part of the problem.

1105
00:47:00,217 --> 00:47:01,985
- Excuse me.

1106
00:47:02,085 --> 00:47:04,121
- There was a
missed opportunity.

1107
00:47:04,221 --> 00:47:07,191
Because if you had really
hit the nail on the head,

1108
00:47:07,291 --> 00:47:09,459
it would have been great.

1109
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:10,794
- I love the outfit.

1110
00:47:10,894 --> 00:47:12,763
I said it's like Cher
meets Britney Spears.

1111
00:47:12,863 --> 00:47:14,665
It has a little,
like, "Circus."

1112
00:47:14,765 --> 00:47:17,501
- But you know, I would just
be careful with proportions,

1113
00:47:17,601 --> 00:47:19,523
because you have a
long torso, and you don't

1114
00:47:19,603 --> 00:47:21,872
want to really cut in half.

1115
00:47:21,972 --> 00:47:23,707
Up next, Mirage.

1116
00:47:23,807 --> 00:47:25,042
- You were the host.

1117
00:47:25,142 --> 00:47:26,563
There were moments
when I saw that you were

1118
00:47:26,643 --> 00:47:29,613
comfortable with it and there
were just a couple times

1119
00:47:29,713 --> 00:47:31,315
when the jokes got
away from you.

1120
00:47:31,415 --> 00:47:34,718
- You were telegraphing
that the joke was coming.

1121
00:47:34,818 --> 00:47:37,120
And the key is to let
it come out naturally

1122
00:47:37,221 --> 00:47:40,524
so that we don't know,
here's where the joke is.

1123
00:47:40,624 --> 00:47:43,260
- Now, Sarah, you've hosted
"SNL" how many times?

1124
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,629
- I've hosted
three solo and I've

1125
00:47:45,729 --> 00:47:47,164
guest starred a few times.

1126
00:47:47,264 --> 00:47:49,566
Not enough to get the
five time jacket though.

1127
00:47:51,068 --> 00:47:52,803
- This look is really fun.

1128
00:47:52,903 --> 00:47:54,171
You look beautiful in it.

1129
00:47:54,271 --> 00:47:55,539
- I love this look.

1130
00:47:55,639 --> 00:47:56,927
I don't love the hair
with it, because the hair

1131
00:47:57,007 --> 00:48:00,377
says '60s Cher and
the dress is late '70s.

1132
00:48:00,477 --> 00:48:02,299
It's interesting to see
you young kids sort of,

1133
00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:04,748
you know, mix
things up a little bit.

1134
00:48:04,848 --> 00:48:07,851
I'm like wait, no, no,
not that hair with it.

1135
00:48:07,951 --> 00:48:10,153
Up next, not so Plane Jane.

1136
00:48:10,254 --> 00:48:12,589
- You were so funny
in the challenge.

1137
00:48:12,689 --> 00:48:14,091
- I'm Candy Long.

1138
00:48:14,191 --> 00:48:16,693
- From the first line you
uttered, the way you said it,

1139
00:48:16,793 --> 00:48:18,462
I knew who you were.

1140
00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:19,963
- You didn't overplay it.

1141
00:48:20,063 --> 00:48:23,433
You underplayed it, which
is really the key to comedy,

1142
00:48:23,533 --> 00:48:24,801
because that makes it funnier.

1143
00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:26,069
- Thank you.

1144
00:48:26,169 --> 00:48:29,239
- This outfit is
bat-Cher crazy beautiful.

1145
00:48:29,339 --> 00:48:31,375
- You delivered one of
the strongest Mackie looks

1146
00:48:31,475 --> 00:48:32,876
I think Cher's ever worn.

1147
00:48:32,976 --> 00:48:34,411
It's one of my favorites.

1148
00:48:34,511 --> 00:48:38,148
And I thought tonight
was a slam dunk for you.

1149
00:48:38,248 --> 00:48:39,983
- Up next, Q.

1150
00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:42,519
- In the challenge,
you had to play a brick.

1151
00:48:42,619 --> 00:48:44,021
That's hard to do.

1152
00:48:44,121 --> 00:48:47,124
You managed to take this
object and give it a personality.

1153
00:48:47,224 --> 00:48:48,278
You know, there was
one line I wrote down.

1154
00:48:48,358 --> 00:48:49,259
It says...

1155
00:48:49,359 --> 00:48:50,460
- Does it matter?

1156
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,362
- I wrote down the same line.
- Yeah.

1157
00:48:52,462 --> 00:48:53,650
- Stop stealing all my
lines, Ross Mathews.

1158
00:48:53,730 --> 00:48:55,252
- I copied it off Sarah
Michelle Gellar's paper.

1159
00:48:55,332 --> 00:48:57,000
- "Does it..." I
mean, it was just...

1160
00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:59,970
It was comedian level funny.

1161
00:49:00,070 --> 00:49:02,072
And you can't really teach that.

1162
00:49:02,172 --> 00:49:04,541
- And listen, this is
another one of my all time

1163
00:49:04,641 --> 00:49:05,542
favorite Cher looks.

1164
00:49:05,642 --> 00:49:07,177
I'm so glad you did this look.

1165
00:49:07,277 --> 00:49:11,281
- You know, this runway is
as much a homage to Cher

1166
00:49:11,381 --> 00:49:12,816
as it is to Bob Mackie.

1167
00:49:12,916 --> 00:49:17,254
And this is one of his
most beautiful outfits.

1168
00:49:17,354 --> 00:49:18,889
And you wear it so well.

1169
00:49:18,989 --> 00:49:20,424
- Thank you so much.

1170
00:49:20,524 --> 00:49:23,760
- Up next,
Plasma-rich platelets.

1171
00:49:23,860 --> 00:49:27,864
- I loved watching
you embody Babs.

1172
00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:30,801
And I knew that you had it.

1173
00:49:30,901 --> 00:49:33,737
- I had to keep reminding
myself to watch the other two,

1174
00:49:33,837 --> 00:49:36,306
because my eyes
just kept going to you

1175
00:49:36,406 --> 00:49:37,774
and I wanted to see more.

1176
00:49:37,874 --> 00:49:39,363
- I remember yesterday
in the Werk Room,

1177
00:49:39,443 --> 00:49:41,645
you said this was
a part you didn't really

1178
00:49:41,745 --> 00:49:43,333
want to take because
you were worried

1179
00:49:43,413 --> 00:49:45,382
about being sort of typecast.

1180
00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:48,518
- I cannot imagine
your sketch without you,

1181
00:49:48,618 --> 00:49:51,254
because you doing
Barbra in that scene

1182
00:49:51,355 --> 00:49:52,789
was just perfection.

1183
00:49:52,889 --> 00:49:54,992
- And I love that
you chose this dress.

1184
00:49:55,092 --> 00:49:56,980
What's your favorite
part of this outfit?

1185
00:49:57,060 --> 00:50:00,364
- Immediately I liked the
idea of a sinister side of Cher.

1186
00:50:01,665 --> 00:50:03,333
Part of Cher's brand is morbid

1187
00:50:03,433 --> 00:50:05,836
and dark and morose.

1188
00:50:05,936 --> 00:50:09,272
In fact, that's why rebel kids
loved her in the first place.

1189
00:50:09,373 --> 00:50:10,307
Thank you so much.

1190
00:50:10,407 --> 00:50:11,541
- Thank you.

1191
00:50:11,641 --> 00:50:12,642
- Thank you, queens.

1192
00:50:12,743 --> 00:50:13,823
I think we've heard enough.

1193
00:50:13,910 --> 00:50:16,380
While you relax in
the "Untucked" lounge,

1194
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,181
the judges and I
will deliberate.

1195
00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:22,219
All right, just between
us squirrel friends,

1196
00:50:22,319 --> 00:50:23,720
what do you think?

1197
00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:25,288
Let's start with Mhi'ya.

1198
00:50:25,389 --> 00:50:28,458
- In the acting challenge, she
at least swung for the fences.

1199
00:50:28,558 --> 00:50:30,027
- I'm living!

1200
00:50:30,127 --> 00:50:31,561
- She just swung a little hard.

1201
00:50:31,661 --> 00:50:34,865
It was one note,
at this level nonstop.

1202
00:50:34,965 --> 00:50:36,420
- In the runway,
it fell a little flat.

1203
00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:38,935
And for me, the biggest
issue is confidence.

1204
00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:40,737
I think to be a great queen,

1205
00:50:40,837 --> 00:50:42,326
you have to fake
it till you make it.

1206
00:50:42,406 --> 00:50:44,207
- But I will say, you
know who should win?

1207
00:50:44,307 --> 00:50:45,776
- Who? - Her impression.

1208
00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:50,347
That's the best thing
I've seen all week.

1209
00:50:50,447 --> 00:50:52,482
That's the best thing.

1210
00:50:53,683 --> 00:50:55,052
- Geneva Karr.

1211
00:50:55,152 --> 00:50:57,287
- It could have been
the funniest thing

1212
00:50:57,387 --> 00:50:58,722
if she could have nailed

1213
00:50:58,822 --> 00:51:00,991
a Lindsey Graham
impersonation in drag.

1214
00:51:01,091 --> 00:51:03,280
- As an actor, you have to
be able to ask questions.

1215
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,429
And if you get the role
and you don't know

1216
00:51:05,529 --> 00:51:08,165
who Lindsey Graham
is, just ask somebody.

1217
00:51:08,265 --> 00:51:09,653
- I do do a Lindsey
Graham impression.

1218
00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:11,034
- Can I hear it?
- Yeah.

1219
00:51:11,134 --> 00:51:12,823
Hey, I'm Lindsey Graham.

1220
00:51:14,104 --> 00:51:16,740
- Now, the Cher
look was beautiful.

1221
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,009
- But like Cher,
if she had cut just

1222
00:51:19,109 --> 00:51:21,044
on the inside of the
outfit a little bit too,

1223
00:51:21,144 --> 00:51:22,833
it would have been more
flattering like Cher does.

1224
00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:24,768
It's more of like it comes
up high and then cuts in.

1225
00:51:24,848 --> 00:51:26,383
- Yes, yes.

1226
00:51:26,483 --> 00:51:27,971
All right, let's
talk about Mirage.

1227
00:51:28,051 --> 00:51:30,620
- In terms of the challenge,
I think she sped through it.

1228
00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:32,522
She moved a little too much.

1229
00:51:32,622 --> 00:51:35,092
I think you need to
sort of claim the stage.

1230
00:51:35,192 --> 00:51:36,680
- I know none of you
all agree with me,

1231
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,448
but I liked that '60s
hair even though

1232
00:51:38,528 --> 00:51:39,930
that's a late '70s look.

1233
00:51:40,030 --> 00:51:44,000
- But because we've watched
Cher's life in every phase,

1234
00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:48,038
to mix and match like that,
it's so distracting to me.

1235
00:51:48,138 --> 00:51:49,606
Plane Jane.

1236
00:51:49,706 --> 00:51:52,342
- Just in three weeks, she has
shown us that she can perform

1237
00:51:52,442 --> 00:51:54,177
at a really high level.

1238
00:51:54,277 --> 00:51:56,279
Her Cher is stunning.

1239
00:51:56,379 --> 00:51:57,347
Would you change a
thing? Anyone?

1240
00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:58,849
- No. No. - OK. Good.

1241
00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:00,650
What about her in the challenge?

1242
00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:01,772
Would you change a thing?
- No.

1243
00:52:01,852 --> 00:52:02,886
- No.

1244
00:52:02,986 --> 00:52:04,307
- But that's an
actor's job, right?

1245
00:52:04,387 --> 00:52:06,690
It's to take someone's words
and make them your own.

1246
00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:08,558
And she did it so effortlessly.

1247
00:52:08,658 --> 00:52:10,961
It was as if you would
think she wrote that script.

1248
00:52:11,061 --> 00:52:12,295
All right. Q.

1249
00:52:12,395 --> 00:52:14,017
- This is another
one that hasn't

1250
00:52:14,097 --> 00:52:15,298
faltered from the beginning.

1251
00:52:15,398 --> 00:52:17,020
- She took that scene
from the other queens.

1252
00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:18,301
- Yeah.
- The news was good.

1253
00:52:18,401 --> 00:52:19,302
It was cute.

1254
00:52:19,402 --> 00:52:20,604
It was chugging along.

1255
00:52:20,704 --> 00:52:22,359
And then she just came
in and I was like, who?

1256
00:52:22,439 --> 00:52:23,507
What?

1257
00:52:23,607 --> 00:52:24,795
I just need to focus
on the brick.

1258
00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:27,677
And then tonight on
the runway, brava.

1259
00:52:27,777 --> 00:52:30,580
- The way the stripes
widened out in, like,

1260
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,049
what we would call our
problem section, ladies, and then

1261
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:34,384
thinned out on the bottom.

1262
00:52:34,484 --> 00:52:36,520
It was just every aspect
of it was real perfection.

1263
00:52:36,620 --> 00:52:37,754
- Plasma.

1264
00:52:37,854 --> 00:52:39,956
- Listen, you could tell
without even knowing her

1265
00:52:40,056 --> 00:52:41,711
if you just turn the
TV on and saw her,

1266
00:52:41,791 --> 00:52:43,660
you knew right away
she was a Barbra fan.

1267
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,830
You have to be able to
embody Barbra to do Barbra.

1268
00:52:46,930 --> 00:52:48,265
And then tonight on the runway,

1269
00:52:48,365 --> 00:52:50,167
it was very smart
with her choice,

1270
00:52:50,267 --> 00:52:52,235
because it is more
of the darker Cher.

1271
00:52:52,335 --> 00:52:54,971
- I also love how
homosexual she is.

1272
00:52:55,071 --> 00:52:57,440
In that not only...
The big Nelly Queen...

1273
00:52:57,541 --> 00:53:00,143
That, but also the references.

1274
00:53:00,243 --> 00:53:02,579
You know, she's done
the gay homework.

1275
00:53:02,679 --> 00:53:04,167
- I mean, I'm so jealous
she got to be two

1276
00:53:04,247 --> 00:53:06,149
of the greatest queens
of all time tonight.

1277
00:53:06,249 --> 00:53:07,517
- In one day.
- In one day.

1278
00:53:07,617 --> 00:53:08,818
It's a gay miracle.

1279
00:53:08,919 --> 00:53:09,819
Yeah.

1280
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:10,987
- It was incredible.

1281
00:53:11,087 --> 00:53:12,622
I mean, these queens,
I'm so jealous.

1282
00:53:12,722 --> 00:53:13,823
I'm a mere Prinze.

1283
00:53:13,924 --> 00:53:15,458
- A mere Prinze.

1284
00:53:15,559 --> 00:53:17,627
- Waiting my whole life
to use that line somewhere.

1285
00:53:18,795 --> 00:53:19,696
All right.

1286
00:53:19,796 --> 00:53:20,931
Silence.

1287
00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:22,732
I've made my decision.

1288
00:53:22,832 --> 00:53:24,301
Bring back my girls.

1289
00:53:25,569 --> 00:53:27,337
Welcome back, queens.

1290
00:53:27,437 --> 00:53:28,705
I've made some decisions.

1291
00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:34,711
Plasma, you are one funny girl.

1292
00:53:36,079 --> 00:53:37,614
- Condragulations,
you are the winner

1293
00:53:37,714 --> 00:53:38,748
of this week's challenge.

1294
00:53:41,084 --> 00:53:42,852
- Yeah!

1295
00:53:42,953 --> 00:53:44,754
My God.

1296
00:53:44,854 --> 00:53:48,692
- You've won a cash
prize of $5,000.

1297
00:53:48,792 --> 00:53:50,060
- It means so much.

1298
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:53,530
And it all aligned in
such a cool, perfect way.

1299
00:53:53,630 --> 00:53:55,432
It's just, like, the
coolest motherfucking

1300
00:53:55,532 --> 00:53:57,100
feeling in the entire world.

1301
00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:00,070
- Plane Jane, Q, Plasma,

1302
00:54:00,170 --> 00:54:02,772
you three may join
the other girls.

1303
00:54:02,872 --> 00:54:05,609
- I can't wait to tell my mom.

1304
00:54:09,846 --> 00:54:15,018
- Mhi'ya, your Cher
wasn't strong enough.

1305
00:54:15,118 --> 00:54:19,923
Geneva Karr, your Lady
G didn't hit the spot.

1306
00:54:21,191 --> 00:54:25,428
Mirage, your hostess
was not the mostest.

1307
00:54:30,367 --> 00:54:32,802
Mhi'ya...

1308
00:54:32,902 --> 00:54:34,037
you're safe.

1309
00:54:36,706 --> 00:54:38,808
You may join the other girls.

1310
00:54:38,908 --> 00:54:40,343
- Thank you.

1311
00:54:45,382 --> 00:54:47,884
- Geneva Karr, Mirage,

1312
00:54:47,984 --> 00:54:51,688
I'm sorry, my dears, but
you are up for elimination.

1313
00:54:51,788 --> 00:54:54,524
- The first emotion is panic.

1314
00:54:54,624 --> 00:54:57,060
I'm just trying to breathe
and pull myself together

1315
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:59,429
and say you can't just
go home like this.

1316
00:54:59,529 --> 00:55:00,764
Like, this can't be it.

1317
00:55:00,864 --> 00:55:04,000
So I'm gonna spin and
twirl and give it to them.

1318
00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:07,570
- Two queens stand before me.

1319
00:55:07,671 --> 00:55:10,974
Ladies, this is your
last chance to impress me

1320
00:55:11,074 --> 00:55:14,778
and save yourself
from elimination.

1321
00:55:16,913 --> 00:55:19,082
The time has come for you

1322
00:55:19,182 --> 00:55:24,954
to lip-synch for your life.

1323
00:55:29,059 --> 00:55:33,797
Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1324
00:55:37,534 --> 00:55:38,435
- Come on, Geneva.

1325
00:55:38,535 --> 00:55:39,536
Come on, Mirage.

1326
00:55:39,636 --> 00:55:42,405
- Come on, Geneva!

1327
00:55:42,505 --> 00:55:45,608
The fortune
queen of New Orleans

1328
00:55:45,709 --> 00:55:50,480
Was brushing her cat
in her black limousine

1329
00:55:50,580 --> 00:55:53,717
I followed her to
some darkened room

1330
00:55:53,817 --> 00:55:55,151
She took my money

1331
00:55:55,251 --> 00:56:00,523
She said I'll be with you soon

1332
00:56:02,992 --> 00:56:05,128
Dark lady laughed and danced

1333
00:56:05,228 --> 00:56:09,199
And lit the candles one by one

1334
00:56:09,299 --> 00:56:11,601
Dance to her gypsy music

1335
00:56:11,701 --> 00:56:15,772
Till her brew was done

1336
00:56:15,872 --> 00:56:18,041
Dark lady played black magic

1337
00:56:18,141 --> 00:56:22,779
Till the clock struck on the 12

1338
00:56:22,879 --> 00:56:25,382
- The only person
I can watch is Mirage,

1339
00:56:25,482 --> 00:56:27,784
because she is giving
performance down.

1340
00:56:27,884 --> 00:56:29,486
She dealt two cards

1341
00:56:29,586 --> 00:56:30,887
A queen and a three

1342
00:56:30,987 --> 00:56:34,624
- And then I realize her mouth
doesn't match the words.

1343
00:56:34,724 --> 00:56:36,860
To me

1344
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:38,395
- She don't know the song.

1345
00:56:38,495 --> 00:56:39,696
So I sneaked back

1346
00:56:39,796 --> 00:56:41,398
- Mirage kind of
doesn't know the words.

1347
00:56:41,498 --> 00:56:43,199
- No, she doesn't.

1348
00:56:43,299 --> 00:56:46,403
Until they
saw the gun in my hand

1349
00:56:46,503 --> 00:56:47,637
The next thing I knew

1350
00:56:47,737 --> 00:56:50,106
They were dead on the floor

1351
00:56:50,206 --> 00:56:56,846
Dark lady would never
turn a card up anymore

1352
00:56:58,681 --> 00:57:00,984
Dark lady laughed and danced

1353
00:57:01,084 --> 00:57:04,254
And lit the candles one by one

1354
00:57:04,354 --> 00:57:07,323
Danced to her gypsy music

1355
00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:11,428
Till her brew was done

1356
00:57:18,802 --> 00:57:20,870
- Ladies, I've made my decision.

1357
00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:26,209
Geneva Karr, shantay, you stay.

1358
00:57:29,679 --> 00:57:31,281
- You may join the other girls.

1359
00:57:31,381 --> 00:57:33,216
- Thank you, mami.

1360
00:57:40,256 --> 00:57:45,462
- Mirage, my queen,
we see big things for you.

1361
00:57:45,562 --> 00:57:48,731
Now sashay away.

1362
00:58:02,278 --> 00:58:04,948
I'm sorry.

1363
00:58:07,851 --> 00:58:08,751
- Just breathe.

1364
00:58:08,852 --> 00:58:09,752
Just breathe.

1365
00:58:19,429 --> 00:58:21,097
My God.

1366
00:58:22,665 --> 00:58:24,067
- I know it feels like the end,

1367
00:58:24,167 --> 00:58:25,702
but it really is
just the beginning.

1368
00:58:25,802 --> 00:58:26,703
- Yes. - It is.

1369
00:58:26,803 --> 00:58:27,891
- Yes! - Trust me.

1370
00:58:28,972 --> 00:58:32,242
- Come on, Mirage.

1371
00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:33,977
- Thank you.

1372
00:58:34,077 --> 00:58:35,745
- We love you so much.

1373
00:58:35,845 --> 00:58:38,281
- It's so hard to see Mirage.

1374
00:58:38,381 --> 00:58:41,150
It just feels like you really
just see her dreams

1375
00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:44,053
just being crushed in a moment.

1376
00:58:49,425 --> 00:58:53,029
- I wasn't prepared for
how devastating it feels,

1377
00:58:53,129 --> 00:58:54,063
you know?

1378
00:58:54,163 --> 00:58:55,365
I'm mad at myself.

1379
00:58:55,465 --> 00:58:57,000
I'm not mad at Ru.

1380
00:58:57,100 --> 00:58:59,189
I just feel like I didn't leave
a good impression on her,

1381
00:58:59,269 --> 00:59:00,637
and that's embarrassing.

1382
00:59:00,737 --> 00:59:04,140
And I, like, really put all
of my eggs in one basket.

1383
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:05,875
Like, I didn't make
anybody proud

1384
00:59:05,975 --> 00:59:08,678
who was, like, supporting me.

1385
00:59:08,778 --> 00:59:10,380
I am thankful for
the relationships

1386
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,248
that I made with the girls here.

1387
00:59:12,348 --> 00:59:14,170
I know we're gonna
be cool after this,

1388
00:59:14,250 --> 00:59:16,252
but I'm gonna miss
them the most.

1389
00:59:16,352 --> 00:59:17,854
This fucking sucks.

1390
00:59:22,825 --> 00:59:24,694
- Well, condragulations, queens.

1391
00:59:24,794 --> 00:59:27,564
And remember, if
you can't love yourself,

1392
00:59:27,664 --> 00:59:29,652
how in the hell are you
gonna love somebody else?

1393
00:59:29,732 --> 00:59:31,200
Can I get an amen up in here?

1394
00:59:31,301 --> 00:59:32,402
Amen.

1395
00:59:32,502 --> 00:59:34,304
- All right, now
let the music play.

1396
00:59:34,404 --> 00:59:36,573
A little bit of love

1397
00:59:36,673 --> 00:59:39,208
Goes a long, long way

1398
00:59:39,309 --> 00:59:41,744
Lifting you up to a brighter day

1399
00:59:41,844 --> 00:59:44,414
Can you feel the love

1400
00:59:47,216 --> 00:59:49,085
- Next time on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...

1401
00:59:49,185 --> 00:59:51,721
I want to collaborate with you

1402
00:59:51,821 --> 00:59:54,691
on three hot tracks from
my album "Black Butter."

1403
00:59:54,791 --> 00:59:57,226
- You added spice
to Spice Girls.

1404
00:59:57,327 --> 00:59:59,028
- You were fantastic.

1405
00:59:59,128 --> 01:00:00,517
- Out of everybody
in the girl group,

1406
01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:03,099
who didn't sparkle or shine.

1407
01:00:03,199 --> 01:00:04,988
- Rest assured, I definitely
have more respect for you

1408
01:00:05,068 --> 01:00:06,169
than I do for Amanda.

1409
01:00:06,269 --> 01:00:08,071
- Why are you such a cunt?

1410
01:00:08,171 --> 01:00:09,826
What's with this "I
have more respect for you

1411
01:00:09,906 --> 01:00:10,907
than I do with Amanda"?

1412
01:00:11,007 --> 01:00:12,028
Like, where is this coming from?

1413
01:00:12,108 --> 01:00:13,209
- Get her, girl.

1414
01:00:13,309 --> 01:00:14,444
Get her ass.

1415
01:00:18,681 --> 01:00:22,652
A little bit of
love goes a long, long way

1416
01:00:22,752 --> 01:00:25,521
Lifting you up to a brighter day

1417
01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:30,326
A little bit of love
goes a long, long way

1418
01:00:30,426 --> 01:00:33,062
Turn it around
when you up and say

1419
01:00:33,162 --> 01:00:34,797
Everybody say love

1420
01:00:42,071 --> 01:00:42,972
Love

1421
01:00:43,072 --> 01:00:45,575
Can you feel the love

1422
01:00:45,655 --> 01:00:47,655
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