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- Previously on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...

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You get to create your own doll.

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Ooh.

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Sapphira, do you want to
use your immunity potion?

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- Yup.

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- Geneva Karr, from the
neck up, beauty queen.

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From the neck down,
horror queen.

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- Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige.

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- You kept talking about
this flipping doll,

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but nobody's flipping.

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- Cute.

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- I can't see any
imperfections in your outfit.

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- Condragulations,
you are the winner

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of this week's challenge.

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Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige.

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Shantay, you stay.

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Geneva Karr, sashay away.

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- Geneva, La diva, mas Latina.

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- Not Malita.

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You know how to read that, Maya?

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- "Mala ditas la..."

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- Bitch, for that lip sync...

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- She's known as the
Queen of Flips for a reason.

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- Girl.

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- We're all sad
that Geneva is gone,

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but after seeing Maya
lip sync, there's, like,

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a terror in the room.

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Can you imagine
lip syncing against her?

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- Well, I think the new
lip-sync assassin has arrived,

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and whoever I gotta send
home, I'm sending them home.

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- Ooh.
- All right, girl.

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- I know that's right.

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- You know, Maya did slay her
nasty boots in the lip sync,

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and she feels indestructible,
but that's not

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what "Drag Race" is about, baby.

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You gotta slay everything.

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- Miss Q, on behalf
of the former winners

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of the competition, welcome
to the winner's circle.

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- Yes!
- Welcome to you.

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- It only took you six
episodes, but you did it.

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Cue the applause, everybody.

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I just won my first challenge.

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Thank you.
Thank you.

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- So how does it feel?

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- $5,000 isn't too bad.

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- Is it time to start checking
the scoreboard yet, or no?

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No, it's not that time yet?

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- Not yet.

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- She says not yet because she
doesn't have S on the board.

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- We'll wait for you, sister.
We'll wait...

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- Thank you. Thank you.

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- no matter how many
episodes it takes.

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- Listen, I know Q has a
new topic every single week,

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and so it's like, her moment.

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My god.

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She's having her moment.

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It was my moment.

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I did the fashion.

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Q's runway looks
like a fairy costume.

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I'm sorry.

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I just... I wanted to win.

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- I'm kind of upset
that I got beat by fucking

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Buzz Lightyear over here.

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No!

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My god.

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- She said to liftoff.

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- Not Buzz Lightyear.

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- Damn.

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- That's good.

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- Speaking of the
scoreboard, guess what.

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There is only one
potion left in the game.

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- Sapphira,
how did that immunity

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potion taste in your mouth?

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- Disgusting.

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I was in my own head,
and so to sort of, like,

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quiet the voices,

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I did what I needed
to do for me.

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And you can't turn back.

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But what it means is
that I have to freaking

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turn it every time.

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I hope these girls
are happy that they saw

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a little crack in the shell.

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But, baby, Sapphira is back,

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and it's time for you
to be scared.

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Ooh, girl.

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- At this point in
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they're going to start weeding
out the people who don't have

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points on the scoreboard...

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Morphine, Xunami, Dawn.

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I didn't mention Megami.

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I guess she has
like a quarter win.

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But if you don't have
challenge wins at this point,

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you in danger, girl.

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You are in trouble.

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- To infinity...

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And beyond.

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- Fuck that bitch.
Where is she?

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Megami.

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- What?

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- Fuck you.

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RuPaul's Drag Race

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The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race" receives a one-year

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supply of Anastasia
Beverly Hills cosmetics

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and a gag-worthy
grand prize of $200,000

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served by Cash App with
extra-special guest judge

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Adam Shankman.

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RuPaul's Drag Race

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May the best drag queen win

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Best drag queen win

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- Banana.

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Whee!

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- It's a new week
in the Werk Room,

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and I'm just excited to
put some fire in my pussy

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and slay a challenge.

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I need a win, so I can
rub it on their faces.

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My god, you have braces.

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- Um, yeah.

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- Yes.

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- She done already
done had herses.

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- Good morning, Mother.

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- Good morning, Mother.

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- My queens,
to make it to the top,

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America's next drag superstar
needs to climb every mountain.

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So la, ti, doe, she better do.

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- People who will
get the reference

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will get the reference.

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- Still don't get it.

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- Yeah, I have no idea.

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- Hello. Hello. Hello.

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My queens... the color
orange; Murder, She Sat Down,

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and She Wrote;
Whitney, when she sings;

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these are a few of
my favorite things.

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And you know what else I love?

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- What?

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- A Drag Race Rusical.

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For this week's Maxi
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be prancing,
lip syncing, and acting up

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a storm
in "The Sound of Rusic."

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- I am so excited
about doing a rusical.

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I love "The Sound of Music."

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It's Julie Andrews' most
iconic role maybe ever.

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- I hate musical theater.

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I think that the people
who are fans of it are...

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No, I can't say that.

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Not my thing.

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I'm so sorry.

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- Girlfriends, I'll let
you choose your own roles.

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- Ooh.

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- Now later today,
you'll rehearse

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with big-time Hollywood
director Adam Shankman.

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- My god.
- My god.

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- Adam Shankman is a pro.

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He directed "Hairspray,"
the musical,

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which is like so, so iconic.

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- And to help with your
Fraulein hairlines,

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we've provided hair
courtesy of Wigs and Grace.

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- Wow.

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- Now, I'll leave you
with this question.

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How do you solve a problem like
my neck, my back, et cetera?

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Racers, start your engines, and
may the best drag queen win.

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- Musical
- Musical

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Broadway

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- "The Sound of Rusic."

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Now, it's time for us to
cast ourselves and

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figure out
who's going to be who.

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Being cast in the right role,
it is the make or break here.

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- Not Anal Vice.

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That's so funny.

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- Right off the bat,
it's got to be Mariah.

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It's based on the
Julie Andrews character.

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It's like the reason
the show has a heartbeat.

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- The part of Mariah,
I'm living for it.

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And I'm just tired
of being safe.

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So I know from the get go,
bitch, I need a lead role.

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- So fun.
- So fun.

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- So fun.

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- Let's get into it.

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- Are those real?

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- Dawn is Strudel.

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- You look like a strudel.

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- Shut the fuck up.

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I have never done
musical theater,

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but I love acting silly,
and this bitch is silly.

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Strudel is silly.

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- Mhi'ya is Sister Fister.

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- You want Sister Fister?

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- Yeah.

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- I may not have music
theater background,

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but I know how to dance.

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So give me my cute
little medium-sized part,

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and I will run with it.

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- Diesl.

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Nymph.

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- The Baronets.

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- Yeah.

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- You know me and myself.

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- I'm drawn to one of
the bitchy baronets.

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- They're both mean
girls, and that's

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who I've been wrongfully labeled

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as in this competition.

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- Let's eat.

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- Period.

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- It's absolutely fun
to be a mean character.

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What about the
Baroness Bronn, our villain?

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- I am very, very,
very wanting the Baroness.

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Baroness would be
like my first choice.

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I just want to be
one of the main roles

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since I haven't gotten a chance
to really step out and show.

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- My first pick
is Baroness Bronn.

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That is like my number one.

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I mean, I'm very character
driven, how I look

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and my physicality
and my acting.

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And they said last
time, my comedy timing

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is really, really great.

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Yeah, I just think
it's within my range.

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- This is a very
dry sense of humor

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that I also feel like
I would be phenomenal at.

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- Megami and I both
want the Baroness role,

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and I just don't see it for her.

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I don't see the part
fitting her demeanor at all.

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Well, I mean, I think this
is the one that I want,

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and I think I would do
the best in this role.

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- Rock, paper, scissors for it.

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- I think that would be the...

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- Do you want to?

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- That... I'm fine with that.

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We're all clutching our pearls,
who is going to win this rock,

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paper, scissors battle?

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- So rock paper,
scissors, shoot.

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- Yeah.
All right.

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Big money.
Big money.

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No whammies.
- Yeah.

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Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

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- Good for you.

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All right, you get Baroness.

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- Sorry, Megami.

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Better luck next time.

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- We have Mariah, Sister
Fister, and Mother Superior.

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- I mean, I would love to do
Mother Superior, honestly.

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- When hearing the
track, Mother Superior

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just screamed Sapphira.

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- I'll just take Schnitzel.

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- All right, whatever.

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- I'm a star no
matter where I'm at.

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- I mean, I want to be Mariah.

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My top choice was Mariah.

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So do I.

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- You want to be Mariah?

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- It screamed for me, boots.

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- And Morphine?

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- I also was looking at Mariah.

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- OK.

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Well, that's unfortunate,
because I want Mariah

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too, bitch.

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- I personally, if I'm going
to put my two cents in,

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I do see you as the lead.

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I think Sapphira or
Plasma could do it.

259
00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:26,546
- My two cents for myself,
since nobody sees me

260
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,728
as the lead,
I feel like I haven't

261
00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:32,565
gotten the opportunity to
actually have a lead anything.

262
00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:34,020
You have a win.
You have a win.

263
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,468
I want a win.

264
00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:38,404
- This feels very, very true
to who I am and what I do.

265
00:10:38,504 --> 00:10:39,639
I see myself as Mariah.

266
00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:41,307
This is what I came here to do.

267
00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:43,643
- My thing is,
it spoke Sapphira to me.

268
00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:44,830
- Can we just say
really quickly,

269
00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:46,198
I do not have another
roll in my list.

270
00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:47,179
- Girl, that doesn't mean
you get Mariah though.

271
00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:48,180
I'm sorry.
- No no.

272
00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,548
No.

273
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,170
Well, I felt like the last
time we assigned roles,

274
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,252
I was shuffled
around a little bit.

275
00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:54,587
- And you won.

276
00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:58,591
- I need to make sure that
I'm not baby in a corner

277
00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:00,159
this week.

278
00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:01,160
I have Mariah.

279
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,329
End of list.

280
00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:05,464
- She's putting her foot down.

281
00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:08,067
- I hate to be the girl
who's like, well,

282
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,589
I want to be the lead
and nothing else,

283
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:14,940
but I want to be
the lead and nothing else.

284
00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:16,042
- Whatever.

285
00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:17,730
I could drop Mariah,
and if anything,

286
00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:19,412
I might go for Sister Fister.

287
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,747
- You know what?
I'll do Mother Superior.

288
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:22,868
- And I'll take Mariah.

289
00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:23,849
- There you go.

290
00:11:23,949 --> 00:11:25,151
OK.

291
00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:27,353
For once, I tried the Plane Jane

292
00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:29,655
technique of being
a bat-out-of-hell

293
00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:32,792
bitch about it, and it worked.

294
00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,015
Do I have burger fingers?

295
00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:38,264
- Sapphira, thank you.

296
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,799
- Of course.

297
00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,033
Turn it out.

298
00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:42,555
The last queen that
I fought with a role

299
00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:46,806
with and gave it to her,
she ended up going home.

300
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,474
I'm just saying.

301
00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:53,432
- All right,
"The Sound of Rusic."

302
00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:55,167
Let's get this rusical
a-cookin'.

303
00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:57,717
- I am so excited.

304
00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,639
"The Sound of Rusic"
is obviously based

305
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,619
on "The Sound of Music."

306
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,455
I'm cast as Mariah, the lead.

307
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,343
How do you solve a
problem like Mariah?

308
00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:05,324
You don't, bitch.

309
00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:07,526
You're stuck with me.

310
00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:09,382
So this musical is sacred to me.

311
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,549
I grew up watching this movie.

312
00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:12,251
This movie is
important in my family.

313
00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:13,599
It's important in my life.

314
00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:15,821
Literally, in one of my high
school graduation cards,

315
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,757
my grandparents wrote the lyrics

316
00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,825
to "Climb Every Mountain,"
and it made me sob,

317
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,293
and I think about
it to this day.

318
00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:25,010
- Diva, I'm so happy for you.

319
00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,899
Plasma won't shut up
about how excited

320
00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:28,147
she is for this challenge.

321
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:31,083
She's like, I'm Mariah.
Blah-blah-blah-blah.

322
00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:32,451
I love "Sound of Music."

323
00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:34,173
I used to watch it as a kid.
Blah-blah-blah-blah.

324
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,075
Love you, sis, but that's
what you sound like.

325
00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:38,044
- Has anyone else watched
"The Sound of Music,"

326
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,145
grown up with
"The Sound of Music"?

327
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,559
- No, I've never watched it.

328
00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:42,728
- I watched it
when I was younger.

329
00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:44,764
I don't remember much about it.

330
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:45,931
- Work.

331
00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:47,687
I don't want to
count my chickens,

332
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,302
but I know that I have
all the tools to take

333
00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:51,637
this straight to the bank.

334
00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:54,406
- We are the nuns.

335
00:12:54,507 --> 00:13:00,112
I'm thinking our role is like
the three girls in "Hairspray."

336
00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:02,134
That's what I see us
as, which means that we

337
00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:03,115
have a lot of attitude.

338
00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:05,818
- Words of wisdom from Mother.

339
00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:07,286
Mother "Sapphir-ior."

340
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,542
- Listen, I've been
mama-bearing these queens

341
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,577
all through the entire
season, so Mother

342
00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:13,592
Superior fits me like a habit.

343
00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:16,495
- I hate that my
parts are so short.

344
00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:19,465
- But you have a
lot of attitude,

345
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:22,268
so like what you have,
because we're here.

346
00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:24,937
- I'm kind of still a little
bit pissed that Plasma just

347
00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:27,573
got the lead role and I kind of
wasn't even considered for it.

348
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:28,574
I know I'm gonna give it.

349
00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:30,009
It's just annoying.

350
00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:33,145
Next time, I'm just gonna
be stern with what I want.

351
00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:36,315
Bitch, I should have
been Blac Chyna, honey.

352
00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:38,951
- We couldn't help but
overhear your little...

353
00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:40,186
What's was that?

354
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,474
- I'm gonna have so much
fun with this character.

355
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:42,454
- Yeah, me too.

356
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:45,925
- It's the mean girl.

357
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:48,794
- The Baroness is the
villain in the rusical.

358
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:51,263
She runs her singing
group, The Baronettes.

359
00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:53,699
Xunami, Plane, and
I are really feeling

360
00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:55,167
our villain oats right now.

361
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:58,204
The role-choosing process
was very interesting to me.

362
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,273
- Who do we feel like is a
little bitter, bitter buddies.

363
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:02,908
- Clearly, that is Megami.

364
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,677
- Down.

365
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,412
Megami wanted bigger roles.

366
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,400
- She's worried about
fading into the background.

367
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,849
- The background.

368
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:13,252
- It's just kind of like the
same shtick over and over.

369
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:16,222
I'm going to be interested
to see how she does.

370
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:19,491
Let's make a little
trip around, shall we?

371
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:23,128
Solely because the roles
that we have chosen

372
00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:26,699
are those of the Mean Girls,
Miku and Xunami decide

373
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,201
to stir up a little mischief.

374
00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:30,703
Hee-hee-hee-hee.

375
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:34,974
Woo!

376
00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:38,377
- Was that a little musical
number y'all are doing?

377
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:40,613
- Are we doing a
little music over here?

378
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,182
- This really does
fit you guys a lot.

379
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:44,183
- Thank you.

380
00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:46,185
I wish your role fit you.

381
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:51,023
- I'm having a lot of fun
being a bitch to these bitches.

382
00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:55,728
I want Plane Jane's
wicked comedy

383
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,529
to definitely rub off on me.

384
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,898
- We believe in you, Sapphira.

385
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:02,401
Good luck, Morphine and Maya.

386
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:04,421
- Xunami is getting a little too

387
00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,038
comfortable with this role.

388
00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:07,593
It never used to be
like that with me.

389
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,208
I'm her bestie.

390
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:10,743
What a bitch.

391
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:13,312
You're hanging around too
much with Lil Plane Jane,

392
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,234
and I know she has
a crush on Plane.

393
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:16,949
Oops.

394
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,304
Didn't mean to say
that, but I said it.

395
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:19,438
- She really thought...

396
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:21,307
- She really thought
you ate that.

397
00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:23,122
Look who it is.

398
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:24,490
Ew.

399
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,426
- Corrupt, you nasty boys.

400
00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:29,215
- How y'all feeling,
evil bitches?

401
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:31,931
- I just wanted
to be a bitch for once.

402
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:34,466
- For once?
- For once?

403
00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:36,555
- So Megami, I know you didn't
get the roles that you were

404
00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:38,804
vying for,
which were bigger roles,

405
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:42,608
and this role is a little
smaller and less noticeable.

406
00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:47,813
- I've already proven myself
in the girl group challenge,

407
00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:49,848
so I'm not worried about it.

408
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,184
- Now, Miss Plane,
we're in three songs,

409
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,539
and you're in like half of one.

410
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,441
- But that's OK,
because I own my presence,

411
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:56,422
so I'm not worried about me.

412
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:57,656
I'm worried about you.

413
00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,245
- I don't think you need
to worry about me, mama.

414
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,213
- Plane could
teach a masterclass

415
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:04,530
on being a villainous
twat, so I might

416
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,065
take a few tips from her.

417
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:07,953
- Well, we just came
over to stir the pot.

418
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:09,535
- I think we're done here.

419
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:10,536
Bye.

420
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,205
- Bye, bitches.

421
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,693
- Do you want to go
through our end song?

422
00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:16,161
About the freak
out in you, baby.

423
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,376
We have the finale song.

424
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,031
- Wait, should we go
over our first song?

425
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:20,312
- We have three songs.

426
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:24,249
And I start to realize
it's so much material.

427
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:27,119
Plane, do I have a moment with
y'all's group in the script?

428
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,555
- Yeah, at page 17.

429
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,023
- Wait.

430
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:33,826
- They all get their
moments in particular acts.

431
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:37,663
My moment is all of
it, which is like...

432
00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:39,098
Woo.

433
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:40,799
Ooh.

434
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,822
The hills are alive,
and they're the sound

435
00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:44,990
of me practicing at the hotel.

436
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:46,625
- Bitches are shaking
in their boots.

437
00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:48,360
- I think Plasma could
hit it out of the park,

438
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,043
but I think it also
could be just so, so big.

439
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:53,545
I mean, that's the only
role that Plasma wanted.

440
00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:54,667
- She better eat it.

441
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,648
- All on her, girl.

442
00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,419
- Being evil is kind of fun.

443
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,392
- Hey, ladies.

444
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,447
Hello.

445
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:09,428
- I'm Adam.

446
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,429
Hi, Adam.

447
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,997
- Nice to meet you.

448
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:14,086
- So now comes the time where
we get to rehearse our rusical

449
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,901
with Adam Shankman.

450
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:18,103
- We're gonna get
into the choreography.

451
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,858
I'm kind of at a
disadvantage right now,

452
00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:23,075
because my assistant, she's
actually running super late.

453
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,844
But hopefully, she'll get
here while we're working.

454
00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:27,900
OK, so are we ready to do
a little bit of dancing?

455
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,134
Yes.

456
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,649
- I'm so excited.

457
00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:33,519
I feel like I'm auditioning
for a Broadway musical.

458
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:38,390
- This is for the opening
number, 1, 2, 3, 4.

459
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:39,658
Walk, walk.

460
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:40,793
Adding arms.

461
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,596
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

462
00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:46,198
Ball change onto here.

463
00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:48,967
- Adam is working us out.

464
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,236
- Now, 1, 2, 3, 4.

465
00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:53,806
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

466
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,774
This is a lot off the bat.

467
00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:58,911
- This is the story of three.

468
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,280
If you all can't stand
like this, y'all should

469
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,048
get out of the business.

470
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:07,019
Drag queens,
you know how to do this.

471
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:08,841
- My assistant is here.
- I'm sorry.

472
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:09,921
I'm sorry I'm late.

473
00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:15,094
- Melissa McCarthy
is in the building.

474
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,463
- My god.
- My god.

475
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:20,399
- We all know we all need
a side hustle, ladies.

476
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:23,435
- Bitch, that's Ursula.

477
00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:26,672
- Molly of "Mike & Molly."

478
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,674
Dear.

479
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:31,743
- She's not great at this.

480
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,879
- What is going on?

481
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:36,748
- This is why I do not
like hiring A-list movie stars

482
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,151
to be my assistant.

483
00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:41,540
Guys, we gotta have focus,
and we gotta keep moving on.

484
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,776
Let me just see from the
very, very top with the music.

485
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:44,756
- From the top.

486
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,091
- Here we go.

487
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:47,726
Hit it.

488
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,548
- High in the Swish
Alps,
but it ain't Eurovision

489
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,350
Let's do that one more time.

490
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:54,600
Sapphira, remember, high in
the swish... out front arms.

491
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,901
- Yes.

492
00:18:56,001 --> 00:19:00,706
You expect me to now be
learning choreography,

493
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,809
and Melissa McCarthy is
sitting 10 feet away from me.

494
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:08,547
Baby, you gotta
be out your mind.

495
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,048
- I need focus, guys.

496
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,250
- You're doing great.

497
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:12,504
- Focus.
Focus.

498
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:13,485
Focus.
Focus, ladies.

499
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:17,222
- Anybody want a Babybel?

500
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,777
- Cheese.
Really?

501
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:19,758
- Back here.

502
00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:20,759
Back here.

503
00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:22,794
- I'm working.

504
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,998
- This is my favorite sporting
event I've ever partaken in.

505
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:29,001
- How do we go from learning
a choreo for a rusical

506
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,355
to cheese flying
in the air being

507
00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:31,870
thrown by Melissa McCarthy?

508
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,639
- We have a lot to do.

509
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:36,475
Everybody, just hold onto
your cheese until we're done.

510
00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:39,611
- I am going to have to
pick up the dog soon.

511
00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:40,966
All right, I'm going
to go get the dogs.

512
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:43,615
I just want to say,
if I can take one minute...

513
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,050
I just adore you all.

514
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,485
I adore what you do.

515
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:49,288
Drag is a big part
of why I have a career.

516
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:52,491
I was going to drag shows
when I shouldn't have been,

517
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:55,027
and it literally gave me the
courage to get up on stage.

518
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,428
I started in drag.

519
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:59,097
I started in a big,
old red wig called Miss Y.

520
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,767
So when I look at you fighting
to carve out your space,

521
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,235
it makes me so proud.

522
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:05,457
And I just want to thank you
for it and root for you.

523
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:08,073
And you're all gorgeous,
ladies, and I just love you.

524
00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:09,561
Just keep doing
what you're doing.

525
00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,096
It's not only
wildly entertaining

526
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:13,245
and it brings joy;
it's important.

527
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:16,081
And fight for it,
because it's worth it.

528
00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:18,650
- Listening to Melissa
McCarthy talk about drag

529
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:19,718
and even getting a little choked

530
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,707
up talking to us
about it, it just

531
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:24,156
makes me realize how significant

532
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:25,958
it is to even be here.

533
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,492
- And there's no small parts.

534
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:29,548
- It almost feels
like she's talking

535
00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:31,316
to me directly
because I was really

536
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,698
mad about having a small part.

537
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,586
I was being a brat
and a diva about it.

538
00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:36,969
She read me the filth
without reading me to filth.

539
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,891
Let me eat this cheese,
because you're right.

540
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,372
- Thank you.

541
00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:41,373
Thank you so much.

542
00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:42,741
- Bye, ladies.

543
00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:43,775
- OK, great.

544
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:44,995
We're going to move on.

545
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,198
- We've gotten some
words of wisdom.

546
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:47,499
Now it's time to go
do this damn thing.

547
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,215
- Let me look at the
little Mariah piece here.

548
00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:52,384
- From what I've
seen of Adam's work,

549
00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:56,455
he is looking for polish,
precision, professionalism.

550
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:57,809
My god he's looking for P-words.

551
00:20:57,889 --> 00:20:59,391
He's looking for Plasma.

552
00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:01,827
- I can't reiterate
enough how much

553
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,395
is riding on you on this one.

554
00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:04,796
So in the opening...

555
00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:10,869
My heels may be high,
but my spirit is low

556
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:12,638
- It's the hunchback for me.

557
00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:13,705
Yeah.

558
00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:15,641
- Hunch that back, girl.

559
00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:19,311
But my spirit is low

560
00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:23,715
- Honey, Plasma is 24 years
old, but has the scoliosis

561
00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:25,550
of a 65-year-old.

562
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:30,722
- Let me see Mother
Superior and the Bad Habits.

563
00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:33,592
You guys are sort of the
narrators of the piece,

564
00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:37,162
and this is rooted
in '60s kind of dancing.

565
00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:42,901
So it's pony, pony,
jerk, and jerk.

566
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,803
5, 6, 7, 8.

567
00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:47,105
How do you tell a drag queen

568
00:21:47,205 --> 00:21:48,240
2, 3, 4...

569
00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:49,775
To not perform a split

570
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,710
Shit.

571
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:54,346
The choreography
is not what I expected.

572
00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,915
I was expecting just
going with the flow.

573
00:21:57,015 --> 00:21:59,985
- I'm assuming you chose
these roles because you feel

574
00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:01,506
like you can dance, right?
- Yeah.

575
00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:02,641
- What kind of dance?

576
00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:04,323
- I usually do hip-hop.

577
00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:05,791
I do kicks, flips, everything.

578
00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:08,527
- This is straight-up
musical theater.

579
00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:10,182
This isn't everybody's
comfort zone.

580
00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:12,798
- I am concerned for Maya.

581
00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:14,686
I know that she's
the queen of flips,

582
00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:16,788
but I don't see this
nun doing any flips.

583
00:22:16,868 --> 00:22:18,103
- I'm missing something.

584
00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:19,604
- It's your feet, baby.

585
00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:21,973
- Rooting for you
though, sister.

586
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:23,508
Not my Jane impression.

587
00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:24,509
Ew.

588
00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:25,877
- OK, sit down.

589
00:22:25,977 --> 00:22:28,680
Next group,
Baroness and the Baronets.

590
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:31,883
- It's mostly about like,
we're too lazy to actually have

591
00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:34,386
to move, but when we move,
we move great.

592
00:22:34,486 --> 00:22:36,475
- It's Gloria Swanson
in "Sunset Boulevard,"

593
00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:38,243
where she's like, I'm ready
for my close up, DeMille.

594
00:22:38,323 --> 00:22:41,960
- And then bam, bam, hit, down.

595
00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:43,128
OK, hit it.

596
00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:44,416
You should break up

597
00:22:44,496 --> 00:22:45,517
- Break up
- Bye-bye

598
00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:46,965
Bye-bye

599
00:22:47,065 --> 00:22:49,534
Maybe we'll see you
in the next life

600
00:22:49,634 --> 00:22:54,473
- Q, the Baroness is the
full woman experience,

601
00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,295
and I'm getting
just straight-up boy

602
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,542
from you right now.

603
00:22:57,642 --> 00:22:58,543
Do you know what I mean?

604
00:22:58,643 --> 00:22:59,878
I see a messy man.

605
00:22:59,978 --> 00:23:02,614
- So once again,
Q is Frankenstein up there

606
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,015
clomping along.

607
00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:06,585
- How I'm feeling this is
going to go is like Q's

608
00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:09,988
gonna be lip-syncing again.

609
00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:12,324
Maybe I should have
just taken that role.

610
00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:14,479
You should break up, break up

611
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:15,981
- Bye-bye
- Bye-bye

612
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:18,830
Maybe we'll see you
in the next life

613
00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:20,265
So long

614
00:23:20,365 --> 00:23:21,600
So long, so long

615
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:23,088
- You didn't look as
confident just now.

616
00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:24,836
- Yeah, I'm not getting the...

617
00:23:24,936 --> 00:23:26,438
I'm not picking up the timing.

618
00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:29,174
- You've got to find
a way to get in there

619
00:23:29,274 --> 00:23:30,595
and make sure that
you look exactly

620
00:23:30,675 --> 00:23:32,010
like each other physically.

621
00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:34,746
- After all that
shit talking, it's kind of fun

622
00:23:34,846 --> 00:23:37,749
to look at,
because I love watching

623
00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:40,152
other people struggle.

624
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:41,386
- OK, moving on.

625
00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:42,654
Let me see the Von Snaps.

626
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:45,257
So let me just show you
your introduction stuff.

627
00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:48,326
When the oom-pah-pahs
come in, you guys go up

628
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,148
and you go down,
just in terms of that.

629
00:23:50,228 --> 00:23:52,497
So you're just going to
do... you go up first.

630
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:53,732
Bump, bump, bump, bump.

631
00:23:53,832 --> 00:23:55,520
Bump, bump, bump, bump.
Bump, bump, bump.

632
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,356
Bump, bump, bump.
You're already scared.

633
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,870
- Yeah.

634
00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:02,874
- What's really important is
that this all be very precise.

635
00:24:02,974 --> 00:24:04,476
- Don't fuck that up.

636
00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:07,779
- Miss Megami,
can we do it a little better?

637
00:24:07,879 --> 00:24:08,780
I don't know.

638
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,515
It's really easy, mama.

639
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:13,819
- My name is
Schnitzel,
and I want to marry

640
00:24:13,919 --> 00:24:18,190
But all the boys tell me
my schnitzel is too hairy

641
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:21,626
- Like, I'm pulling for you,
but this is going to be hard.

642
00:24:21,726 --> 00:24:24,529
- I'm slow on choreo, but
when I get it, I get it.

643
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,910
- I'm not going to lie,
a lot of work to do here.

644
00:24:26,998 --> 00:24:28,220
- Girl, I'm here watching Megami

645
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,901
about to fall on her face.

646
00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:33,004
I think she might need
Plane Jane's immunity potion,

647
00:24:33,104 --> 00:24:35,507
but I'm not sure if Plane
is gonna give it to her.

648
00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:40,445
Gotta wake up

649
00:24:40,545 --> 00:24:41,446
Shit.

650
00:24:41,546 --> 00:24:43,582
- We're going home.

651
00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:47,452
- Today is the day where we
debut "The Sound of Rusic."

652
00:24:47,552 --> 00:24:48,854
And I feel like Joan Crawford.

653
00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:51,756
I did my little witch hazel
ice bath this morning,

654
00:24:51,857 --> 00:24:55,227
and I'm ready to
be a star, baby.

655
00:24:57,295 --> 00:24:58,230
Sapphira, how do you feel?

656
00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,564
- I feel great.

657
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:00,565
I just gotta be an old lady.

658
00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:01,800
That's me every day.

659
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:03,620
- So you don't have
immunity anymore though.

660
00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:05,891
- My god.
- I don't care.

661
00:25:05,971 --> 00:25:07,138
- That's right.

662
00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:10,308
- I don't have a safety
net, and I don't believe

663
00:25:10,408 --> 00:25:11,843
that I'll be needing immunity.

664
00:25:11,943 --> 00:25:14,679
I'm feeling like the
superior Mother Sapphir-ior.

665
00:25:17,549 --> 00:25:20,752
- Did you immediately gravitate
towards that Baron Mia role?

666
00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:21,953
Yeah.

667
00:25:22,053 --> 00:25:24,623
- You heard the very
clear man's voice,

668
00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:26,491
and you said, that's me.

669
00:25:26,591 --> 00:25:28,580
- Bitch, you got the
squarest head in this room.

670
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:29,828
- I do.

671
00:25:29,928 --> 00:25:31,383
- And you have
the most facial hair

672
00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:34,599
out of anybody in this
room, so don't play with me.

673
00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:38,069
After rehearsing
all night, I feel

674
00:25:38,169 --> 00:25:40,105
a lot better about the choreo.

675
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:43,108
My goal is to redeem myself
from the Girl Group Challenge.

676
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:47,178
I want to show the judges that
I can move and I can have fun.

677
00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:49,681
- Do y'all have any
background that would

678
00:25:49,781 --> 00:25:50,902
aid you in this challenge?

679
00:25:50,982 --> 00:25:53,318
- Yeah, I do have
a dance background.

680
00:25:53,418 --> 00:25:56,888
I was a ballroom dancer
for nine years of my life,

681
00:25:56,988 --> 00:25:58,456
I would say.

682
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,245
I started ballroom dance when
I was about six or seven years

683
00:26:00,325 --> 00:26:03,194
old, and I competed
in competitions

684
00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:05,864
across the U.S.
and even abroad,

685
00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:08,033
and I really enjoyed it.

686
00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:09,467
But then I quit.

687
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:10,889
I quit ballroom dance because
somebody in high school

688
00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:12,237
told me that it was gay.

689
00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:14,940
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

690
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,561
- I quit something that was
actually very, very special

691
00:26:16,641 --> 00:26:20,712
to me, because I didn't
want to raise any eyebrows,

692
00:26:20,812 --> 00:26:26,284
and it's probably one of
my biggest regrets in life.

693
00:26:26,384 --> 00:26:29,721
- So are you girlies,
like, musical theater gays?

694
00:26:29,821 --> 00:26:32,057
- No.
- No.

695
00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:34,012
- Growing up in New York,
I remember when I was 17

696
00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:36,628
and I went to go see
"Hairspray" on Broadway.

697
00:26:36,728 --> 00:26:41,833
And Edna was technically the
first drag person that I ever

698
00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:43,969
saw in front of me on stage.

699
00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:46,805
I was like, um, this is amazing.

700
00:26:46,905 --> 00:26:49,674
What is happening right now?

701
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:52,410
I did love meeting Adam.

702
00:26:52,510 --> 00:26:55,680
"Hairspray" is literally my
favorite musical of all time.

703
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:58,383
I saw the "Hairspray"
movie in theaters

704
00:26:58,483 --> 00:27:00,185
like five fucking times.

705
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:03,355
I have rehearsed, rehearsed,
rehearsed my ass off.

706
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:06,157
I really want to
impress Adam, because I

707
00:27:06,257 --> 00:27:09,694
want him to cast
me in "Hairspray 2:

708
00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:10,815
Electric Boogaloo."

709
00:27:14,199 --> 00:27:15,900
- I love your eye makeup today.

710
00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:18,303
- Thank you, it's...

711
00:27:18,403 --> 00:27:19,771
- That is shadiness.

712
00:27:19,871 --> 00:27:21,106
That is playful.

713
00:27:21,206 --> 00:27:23,842
- You've been working on
this eye for a long time.

714
00:27:23,942 --> 00:27:28,179
- She laid a layer of oatmeal
down first before she...

715
00:27:28,279 --> 00:27:29,514
- Bad makeup day?

716
00:27:29,614 --> 00:27:31,454
Bad makeup day.

717
00:27:31,549 --> 00:27:33,038
- It's about the
finished product,

718
00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:34,019
it's not about the journey.

719
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:35,120
- You right.

720
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:36,508
Every time you put
on your makeup,

721
00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:38,376
I'll be like, what because
this clown bitch doing?

722
00:27:38,456 --> 00:27:39,858
My gosh.

723
00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:41,880
- And then she puts on the
hair and lashes and the heels.

724
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,529
And I'd be like, what because
this clown bitch doing?

725
00:28:00,578 --> 00:28:04,482
Cover Girl,
put the bass in your walk

726
00:28:04,582 --> 00:28:08,853
Head to toe,
let your whole body talk

727
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:13,992
- Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

728
00:28:14,092 --> 00:28:19,297
She's 16 going on 17, and
that's just her shoe size.

729
00:28:20,465 --> 00:28:21,466
Michelle Visage.

730
00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:23,521
- Well, Ru,
you know what they say

731
00:28:23,601 --> 00:28:25,170
about a girl with big feet.

732
00:28:25,270 --> 00:28:26,204
- No, what?

733
00:28:26,304 --> 00:28:27,338
- Big bunions.

734
00:28:28,773 --> 00:28:32,310
- And, Ross Matthews, how do you

735
00:28:32,410 --> 00:28:34,379
hold a moonbeam in your hand?

736
00:28:34,479 --> 00:28:36,267
I just grab it and choke it.

737
00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:40,885
- My moonbeam likes it rough.

738
00:28:40,985 --> 00:28:45,623
- Welcome back,
the fabulous Adam Shankman.

739
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:47,779
What are a few of
your favorite things?

740
00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:49,327
- They're all battery-powered.

741
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:55,200
- This week, we challenged
our queens to steal the show

742
00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:57,736
in "The Sound of Rusic."

743
00:28:57,836 --> 00:29:02,440
Racers, start your engines, and
may the best drag queen win.

744
00:29:03,108 --> 00:29:07,645
And now, the world
premiere, "The Sound of Rusic."

745
00:29:10,882 --> 00:29:14,018
- Our story opens
at The Abby, a gay bar

746
00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:16,387
high in the Swish Alps.

747
00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:21,179
This is the story of three

748
00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:22,861
Girl groups on a mission

749
00:29:22,961 --> 00:29:26,331
To win first place
in a musical tradition

750
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:29,300
High in the Swish Alps,
but it ain't Eurovision

751
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,870
It's the Salzburg Rusic Music

752
00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:34,672
Singing Competition festival

753
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:38,610
- And now,
introducing our competitors.

754
00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:40,632
Performing nightly at
the Abby, its Mother

755
00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:42,447
Superior and the Bad Habits.

756
00:29:42,547 --> 00:29:43,448
- Ooh, girl.

757
00:29:43,548 --> 00:29:44,916
- 1, 2, 3, 4.

758
00:29:45,016 --> 00:29:46,571
Jesus is a biscuit

759
00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:48,887
And I'm stuck in a rut

760
00:29:48,987 --> 00:29:51,756
- Headlining weekends at
Salzburger Mary's, their music

761
00:29:51,856 --> 00:29:52,924
really slaps.

762
00:29:53,024 --> 00:29:55,827
They're the Family Von Snaps.

763
00:29:55,927 --> 00:29:57,749
Yodelay, yodelay

764
00:29:57,829 --> 00:29:59,097
Pine cone

765
00:29:59,197 --> 00:30:00,819
- Pine cone?
- Yeah.

766
00:30:00,899 --> 00:30:03,935
- And finally, from Club
Anal Vice, the reigning

767
00:30:04,035 --> 00:30:06,337
champions for the
past 35 years...

768
00:30:06,437 --> 00:30:08,072
They never break a sweat...

769
00:30:08,173 --> 00:30:10,975
It's the Baroness Bronn
and her Baronettes.

770
00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:15,480
That.

771
00:30:15,580 --> 00:30:17,382
You expect us to sing for free?

772
00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:18,917
Keep it moving.

773
00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:21,139
- But there's a problem blowing
in the wind for the Sisters

774
00:30:21,219 --> 00:30:23,521
at the Abby,
and they call the wind...

775
00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:24,622
- Mariah.

776
00:30:24,722 --> 00:30:27,592
Mariah. Mariah.

777
00:30:27,692 --> 00:30:31,362
My heels may be high

778
00:30:31,462 --> 00:30:36,134
But my spirit is low

779
00:30:36,234 --> 00:30:39,470
I want to be the star

780
00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:44,475
Of a brand-new badass show

781
00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:48,012
I'm longing to let
all my freak out

782
00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:52,951
To seek out adventure
that's new and fresh and me

783
00:30:53,051 --> 00:30:54,052
- Quiet girl.

784
00:30:54,152 --> 00:30:55,607
We don't need to
hear your life story.

785
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,075
- What makes you
think you have what

786
00:30:57,155 --> 00:30:58,243
it takes to be a Bad Habit?

787
00:30:58,323 --> 00:30:59,978
- Because I can
sing eight octaves,

788
00:31:00,058 --> 00:31:01,258
and I look sickening in black.

789
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,530
- Do I finally get to
perform my solo tonight?

790
00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:08,499
How do you tame Mariah

791
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,868
She gets on my nerves

792
00:31:09,968 --> 00:31:11,848
But she's so sweet though

793
00:31:11,936 --> 00:31:14,906
She can't just be in the choir

794
00:31:15,006 --> 00:31:16,307
She sings harmonies

795
00:31:16,407 --> 00:31:18,309
During all my solos

796
00:31:18,409 --> 00:31:22,814
- Sisters, we were once
young queens ourselves.

797
00:31:22,914 --> 00:31:25,250
- And the Lord works
in mysterious ways.

798
00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:26,885
- So do serial killers.

799
00:31:26,985 --> 00:31:28,753
- She's too much.

800
00:31:28,853 --> 00:31:31,522
How do you tell a drag queen

801
00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:34,492
To not go for the splits?

802
00:31:34,592 --> 00:31:37,962
How do you tell Mariah

803
00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:40,899
To stick to the way it is?

804
00:31:40,999 --> 00:31:42,687
How do you tame Mariah?

805
00:31:42,767 --> 00:31:44,289
How do you tame Mariah?

806
00:31:44,369 --> 00:31:46,191
She gets on my nerves, but
she's just so sweet though

807
00:31:46,271 --> 00:31:48,193
- She gets on my
nerves, but
she's just so sweet though

808
00:31:48,273 --> 00:31:49,327
She can't just be in the choir

809
00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:50,762
She can't just be in the choir

810
00:31:50,842 --> 00:31:54,279
She sings harmonies
during all my solos

811
00:31:54,379 --> 00:31:57,382
How do you tell a drag queen

812
00:31:57,482 --> 00:31:59,517
To not go for the splits?

813
00:31:59,617 --> 00:32:00,985
- You don't.

814
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:03,955
How do you tell Mariah

815
00:32:04,055 --> 00:32:05,823
To stick to the way it is?

816
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,292
No, no, no

817
00:32:07,392 --> 00:32:08,847
How do you tame Mariah

818
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:12,030
How do you tame Mariah?

819
00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:14,299
- Mother Superior,
I have a confession.

820
00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:16,567
- You know we're not
actual nuns, right?

821
00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:19,170
But let me guess, there's
something you cunt face.

822
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:20,672
- What'd you just call me?

823
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:23,207
I feel a calling, and I
think it's my inner freak.

824
00:32:23,308 --> 00:32:24,575
What should I do?

825
00:32:24,676 --> 00:32:26,978
- My child, if there's
one thing I know for sure,

826
00:32:27,078 --> 00:32:28,813
you can't keep your freak in.

827
00:32:28,913 --> 00:32:29,968
You can only let it out.

828
00:32:30,048 --> 00:32:30,949
- But...

829
00:32:31,049 --> 00:32:31,950
- Shh.

830
00:32:32,050 --> 00:32:35,153
I was just like you

831
00:32:35,253 --> 00:32:38,556
Curious about the great unknown

832
00:32:38,656 --> 00:32:39,656
- But I...

833
00:32:40,658 --> 00:32:43,027
I was just like you

834
00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:46,531
So young,
but so ready to be grown

835
00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:47,631
- It's just that...

836
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:51,769
There's a very big chance

837
00:32:51,869 --> 00:32:56,641
That it won't go away

838
00:32:56,741 --> 00:32:59,577
But who am I to say?

839
00:32:59,677 --> 00:33:03,715
Find out for yourself

840
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,703
- Well, that doesn't
sound very inspiring.

841
00:33:05,783 --> 00:33:07,051
- Hush, my child.

842
00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:08,820
This is my solo.

843
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:13,858
There's a very big
chance,
a really big chance

844
00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:17,095
An overwhelmingly
not-in-your-favor chance

845
00:33:17,195 --> 00:33:21,199
That it won't go away

846
00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:23,267
But who am I to say?

847
00:33:23,368 --> 00:33:26,904
Find out for

848
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:29,073
- Your...
- My

849
00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:32,110
Yourself

850
00:33:34,445 --> 00:33:36,881
- But I'm afraid I'll
never find my tribe.

851
00:33:36,981 --> 00:33:38,403
If only the Lord
would send me a sign.

852
00:33:38,483 --> 00:33:39,384
- Telegram.

853
00:33:39,484 --> 00:33:40,952
- "Von Snap family."

854
00:33:41,052 --> 00:33:42,053
Stop.

855
00:33:42,153 --> 00:33:43,508
"Looking for
a new lead singer."

856
00:33:43,588 --> 00:33:44,555
Stop.

857
00:33:44,655 --> 00:33:46,277
"Must love freaks
and pine cones."

858
00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:47,625
Stop.

859
00:33:47,725 --> 00:33:48,993
- Don't stop.

860
00:33:49,093 --> 00:33:50,348
Maybe the
Von Snaps are my tribe.

861
00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:51,329
No offense.

862
00:33:51,429 --> 00:33:53,898
- Mariah, this is your sign.

863
00:33:53,998 --> 00:33:54,999
Yeah.

864
00:33:55,099 --> 00:33:59,871
Find out for your...

865
00:33:59,971 --> 00:34:02,473
- Yeah, I got it.

866
00:34:02,573 --> 00:34:05,676
Yourself

867
00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:12,617
- Hello, hello, hello.

868
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:14,285
You must be the Von Snaps.

869
00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:17,055
I'm your new lead singer,
Mariah Grande.

870
00:34:17,155 --> 00:34:18,623
Tell me about yourselves.

871
00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:22,293
My name is Strudel

872
00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:24,128
I like churning butter

873
00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:29,200
Sometimes I doodle
and suck a goat's udder

874
00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:30,568
- Very farm to table.

875
00:34:32,036 --> 00:34:35,006
- My name is
Schnitzel,
and I want to marry

876
00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:39,077
But all the boys tell me
my schnitzel is too hairy

877
00:34:39,177 --> 00:34:42,680
That's very personal.

878
00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:44,148
My name is Diesl

879
00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:46,250
I like sitting on pine cones

880
00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:49,320
French kissing kittens
and sitting on pine cones

881
00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:52,056
- And smelling my pine cones
and dating my pine cones.

882
00:34:52,156 --> 00:34:55,860
- Wow, that's very
specific, but that's OK.

883
00:34:55,960 --> 00:35:00,398
All we need is a little...
Um, flash, pizzazz, sparkle.

884
00:35:00,498 --> 00:35:02,834
So you want us
to drag the shit up?

885
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:03,955
- Where should we start?

886
00:35:04,035 --> 00:35:05,523
- How about at the
very beginning?

887
00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:07,605
- That's a very
good place to start.

888
00:35:07,705 --> 00:35:09,407
Hit it.

889
00:35:09,507 --> 00:35:12,743
I'll say a word

890
00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:17,682
Then you say first thing
that comes to your mind

891
00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:20,151
When I say that word

892
00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:22,086
Yeah, say anything

893
00:35:22,186 --> 00:35:25,823
No, don't you dare think twice

894
00:35:25,923 --> 00:35:26,944
Let's drag this shit up

895
00:35:27,024 --> 00:35:27,959
Let it flow

896
00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:29,393
I'll start, and then you go

897
00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:30,828
Girl

898
00:35:30,928 --> 00:35:32,083
Girl

899
00:35:32,163 --> 00:35:33,418
Like girl, I'll have some tea

900
00:35:33,498 --> 00:35:34,599
Tea

901
00:35:34,699 --> 00:35:35,787
Tea

902
00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:37,855
Like, when we're throwing shade

903
00:35:37,935 --> 00:35:38,836
Shade

904
00:35:38,936 --> 00:35:39,837
Shade

905
00:35:39,937 --> 00:35:41,526
My favorite shady tree

906
00:35:41,606 --> 00:35:43,975
Not what I was thinking

907
00:35:44,075 --> 00:35:46,911
But let's start again
with girl, girl, girl

908
00:35:47,011 --> 00:35:47,945
Girl

909
00:35:48,045 --> 00:35:49,333
A name my friends call me

910
00:35:49,413 --> 00:35:50,515
Tea

911
00:35:50,615 --> 00:35:51,516
Tea

912
00:35:51,616 --> 00:35:53,417
Come sit next to me

913
00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:54,418
Shade

914
00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:55,873
Shade

915
00:35:55,953 --> 00:35:57,742
My other favorite tree

916
00:35:57,822 --> 00:35:59,644
You really don't get this

917
00:35:59,724 --> 00:36:02,426
But let's start again
with girl, girl, girl

918
00:36:02,527 --> 00:36:03,681
Girl, give me that tea

919
00:36:03,761 --> 00:36:05,516
When I got tea, I'ma throw shade

920
00:36:05,596 --> 00:36:07,516
I'ma throw shade under that tree

921
00:36:07,598 --> 00:36:10,768
Let's start again
with girl, girl, girl

922
00:36:10,868 --> 00:36:12,023
Girl, give me that tea

923
00:36:12,103 --> 00:36:13,257
When I got tea, I'ma throw shade

924
00:36:13,337 --> 00:36:15,339
I'ma throw shade under that tree

925
00:36:15,439 --> 00:36:18,242
Let's start again
with girl, girl, girl

926
00:36:18,342 --> 00:36:19,397
- Tea.
- Shade

927
00:36:19,477 --> 00:36:21,579
Pine cone

928
00:36:23,147 --> 00:36:24,715
Hey, girls.

929
00:36:24,815 --> 00:36:26,704
- We couldn't help but
overhear your little...

930
00:36:26,784 --> 00:36:28,519
Was that a musical number?

931
00:36:28,619 --> 00:36:29,520
It was cute.

932
00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:31,189
- We're enemies, right?

933
00:36:31,289 --> 00:36:32,757
So let us give you the tea.

934
00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:35,660
- No one in the Swish
Alps wants to hear whatever

935
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,094
freaky music you call that.

936
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:39,263
- You're all 16
going on nowhere.

937
00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:40,965
- We're actually in our 20s.

938
00:36:41,065 --> 00:36:44,001
- So in conclusion,
you should break up.

939
00:36:44,101 --> 00:36:45,002
Break up Byebye

940
00:36:45,102 --> 00:36:46,204
Bye-bye

941
00:36:46,304 --> 00:36:47,205
Maybe we'll see you

942
00:36:47,305 --> 00:36:48,860
In the next life

943
00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:50,041
So long

944
00:36:50,141 --> 00:36:51,262
- So long
- So long

945
00:36:51,342 --> 00:36:52,897
- Farewell
- Farewell

946
00:36:52,977 --> 00:36:54,999
We'll see you in hell

947
00:36:55,079 --> 00:36:56,347
- You can't stop us.

948
00:36:56,447 --> 00:36:57,481
Yes, we can.

949
00:36:57,582 --> 00:36:59,650
We stole this thing
from your car.

950
00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:02,653
So good luck getting to
the Salzburg Rusic Music

951
00:37:02,753 --> 00:37:03,808
Singing Competition Festival.

952
00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:05,089
- And Tournament.

953
00:37:05,189 --> 00:37:09,093
- We'll never make it
to the competition now.

954
00:37:14,599 --> 00:37:16,220
It's competition day

955
00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:18,302
And the tensions are higher

956
00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:19,704
There's a Baroness

957
00:37:19,804 --> 00:37:21,672
Her pussy is on fire

958
00:37:21,772 --> 00:37:25,509
But where where
are the Von Snaps and Mariah?

959
00:37:25,610 --> 00:37:27,678
- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

960
00:37:27,778 --> 00:37:30,001
It's the
Salzburg
Rusic Music Singing

961
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:36,587
Competition Festival
Tournament and Hair Show

962
00:37:36,687 --> 00:37:37,989
- OK.

963
00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:40,211
Give it up for Mother
Superior and the Bad Habits.

964
00:37:40,291 --> 00:37:41,892
Thank you, ladies.

965
00:37:41,993 --> 00:37:44,862
And now, it's time
for Mariah and the Von

966
00:37:44,962 --> 00:37:46,430
Snap Family Singers.

967
00:37:47,732 --> 00:37:51,402
I said, Mariah and
the Family Von Snap.

968
00:37:52,637 --> 00:37:54,438
Looks like they're a no-show.

969
00:37:54,538 --> 00:37:56,561
I guess that means
next up is everybody's

970
00:37:56,641 --> 00:37:58,429
favorite nationalist
and reigning

971
00:37:58,509 --> 00:38:02,246
champions, the Baroness
Bronn and her Baronettes.

972
00:38:02,346 --> 00:38:06,317
- It is my privilege to be
with you here this evening.

973
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:11,856
If you're walking
through a field

974
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:15,259
Of beautiful white flowers

975
00:38:15,359 --> 00:38:18,296
And you see a lonely red rose

976
00:38:18,396 --> 00:38:21,032
That's fragrant and pewter

977
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:24,268
You should go over to that

978
00:38:24,368 --> 00:38:27,705
Unique and gorgeous red flower

979
00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:33,678
And tear it out by the root

980
00:38:33,778 --> 00:38:37,581
Believe me, believe me

981
00:38:37,682 --> 00:38:41,619
How can I be wrong if I'm right?

982
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:43,688
- Is she saying right or white?

983
00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:46,357
- Get your freaking
feet off the stage.

984
00:38:46,457 --> 00:38:47,979
Conformity

985
00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:49,794
- I love it.

986
00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:50,948
Uniformity

987
00:38:51,028 --> 00:38:53,230
That's a good one too.

988
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:54,719
Nationality

989
00:38:54,799 --> 00:38:57,001
- My favorite!

990
00:38:57,101 --> 00:38:58,589
And talent

991
00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:01,038
Bring it home

992
00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:04,742
Believe me, believe me

993
00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:08,813
How can I be wrong if I'm right?

994
00:39:08,913 --> 00:39:12,116
- For the 36th year in a row,
the winner of the Salzburg

995
00:39:12,216 --> 00:39:15,252
Rusic Music Singing
Competition Festival

996
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:17,855
Tournament Hair Show
and Swap Meet is the Baroness...

997
00:39:17,955 --> 00:39:18,856
- Wait.

998
00:39:18,956 --> 00:39:20,191
- How did you get here?

999
00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:22,213
- It's literally
a five-minute walk.

1000
00:39:22,293 --> 00:39:23,881
You may have stolen
our spark plugs,

1001
00:39:23,961 --> 00:39:25,449
but you couldn't
steal our sparkles.

1002
00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:27,832
- Actually,
we stole your distributor cap.

1003
00:39:27,932 --> 00:39:29,220
- But your wordplay is adorable.

1004
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:31,420
- All that matters is
that we're here now,

1005
00:39:31,502 --> 00:39:33,024
and we want to
let our freak out.

1006
00:39:33,104 --> 00:39:34,405
- That sounds vile.

1007
00:39:34,505 --> 00:39:36,661
- Maybe to you, but one
group doesn't get to dictate

1008
00:39:36,741 --> 00:39:38,142
what's right for everybody.

1009
00:39:38,242 --> 00:39:41,078
We have a right to sing our
own music in our own style.

1010
00:39:41,178 --> 00:39:42,246
Hit it.

1011
00:39:43,748 --> 00:39:45,803
What do you do if you
can't find your tribe

1012
00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:47,451
And you don't feel alive

1013
00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,520
And you just want to thrive?

1014
00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:51,742
- What do you do when
you
know that you're stuck

1015
00:39:51,822 --> 00:39:56,260
And you're down on your luck,
and you just had enough?

1016
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,416
Don't be scared of your strange

1017
00:39:58,496 --> 00:39:59,397
Life is short

1018
00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:01,766
Do it your way

1019
00:40:01,866 --> 00:40:05,236
If you dance to a different beat

1020
00:40:05,336 --> 00:40:08,105
And you want to let your fantasy

1021
00:40:08,205 --> 00:40:11,442
Baby, it's time to blow

1022
00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:15,246
Let the freak out in you

1023
00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:17,782
What do you do when
you're ready to change

1024
00:40:17,882 --> 00:40:21,585
And when you finally change,
then it all turns out great?

1025
00:40:21,685 --> 00:40:24,121
What do you do when
you find a pine cone

1026
00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:27,191
And you love that pine cone,
and you can't take it home?

1027
00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:28,459
- Diesl!

1028
00:40:28,559 --> 00:40:29,460
- What?

1029
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,195
That's my narrative.

1030
00:40:31,295 --> 00:40:34,398
If you dance to a different beat

1031
00:40:34,498 --> 00:40:37,401
And you want to
live your fantasy

1032
00:40:37,501 --> 00:40:40,571
Baby, it's your time to blow

1033
00:40:40,671 --> 00:40:43,107
Let the freak out in you

1034
00:40:43,207 --> 00:40:46,944
- And the winner is
Mariah and the Von Snaps.

1035
00:40:47,044 --> 00:40:48,012
- Yay!

1036
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:49,967
Let the freak out

1037
00:40:50,047 --> 00:40:51,782
Let the freak out

1038
00:40:51,882 --> 00:40:55,019
Let the freak out in you

1039
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:58,923
- So if someone wanted
to let out her inner freak,

1040
00:40:59,023 --> 00:40:59,957
how would she do it?

1041
00:41:00,057 --> 00:41:01,025
Asking for a friend.

1042
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:02,593
- Come on, it's fun.

1043
00:41:02,693 --> 00:41:03,733
Smell my pine cone.

1044
00:41:03,828 --> 00:41:05,095
I'm not there yet.

1045
00:41:05,196 --> 00:41:07,298
- And what have we
learned from all this?

1046
00:41:07,398 --> 00:41:09,633
Find your song

1047
00:41:09,733 --> 00:41:11,402
Learn it well

1048
00:41:11,502 --> 00:41:13,571
Sing out strong

1049
00:41:13,671 --> 00:41:19,810
And find out for your...

1050
00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:25,749
Yourself

1051
00:41:31,755 --> 00:41:34,758
- Category is,
I Could Buy Myself Flowers.

1052
00:41:34,859 --> 00:41:37,695
Up first, Plasma.

1053
00:41:37,795 --> 00:41:40,831
Don't rain on my parade.

1054
00:41:40,931 --> 00:41:42,887
- So my favorite movie
musicals of all time are

1055
00:41:42,967 --> 00:41:45,703
"My Fair Lady" and...
You guessed it... "Funny Girl."

1056
00:41:45,803 --> 00:41:47,658
And of course in "Funny Girl"
she gets a blue marble egg

1057
00:41:47,738 --> 00:41:48,739
and yellow roses.

1058
00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:50,641
So I'm decked in yellow roses.

1059
00:41:50,741 --> 00:41:52,142
How do you do?

1060
00:41:52,243 --> 00:41:55,813
- She's also known as the
Yellow Rose of Sylmar.

1061
00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:02,186
- Sapphira Cristál.

1062
00:42:02,286 --> 00:42:04,221
- Ooh, wow.
- Ooh.

1063
00:42:04,321 --> 00:42:07,658
- Y'all, this bitch
is pollinated.

1064
00:42:07,758 --> 00:42:09,793
- This is my fantasy drag.

1065
00:42:09,894 --> 00:42:12,129
Big, huge petals as wings.

1066
00:42:12,229 --> 00:42:14,598
I'm such a big flower, I can
barely fit on the runway,

1067
00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:16,400
and that is Sapphira Cristál.

1068
00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:17,835
She cannot be contained.

1069
00:42:17,935 --> 00:42:19,470
- You down with FTD?

1070
00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:22,206
- Yeah, you know me.

1071
00:42:22,306 --> 00:42:23,707
- Morphine.

1072
00:42:23,807 --> 00:42:25,262
- Is it just me,
or does that outfit

1073
00:42:25,342 --> 00:42:27,878
make her look a little hippie?

1074
00:42:27,978 --> 00:42:31,482
- My runway look is
flower child Miami girl

1075
00:42:31,582 --> 00:42:34,351
who went back in time to the
1970s, went to Woodstock,

1076
00:42:34,451 --> 00:42:35,753
and is just happy to be there.

1077
00:42:35,853 --> 00:42:38,155
And oop, there's
something in my tongue.

1078
00:42:38,255 --> 00:42:39,375
The good, old days.

1079
00:42:39,456 --> 00:42:41,659
She's seeing trails.

1080
00:42:41,759 --> 00:42:43,193
- You know where she lives?

1081
00:42:43,294 --> 00:42:44,361
- Where?

1082
00:42:44,461 --> 00:42:47,531
- On the corner of
Assbury and Hate.

1083
00:42:47,631 --> 00:42:48,966
- Maya.

1084
00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:51,702
- She's Pearl Bailey,
in the musical version

1085
00:42:51,802 --> 00:42:53,170
of "Citizen Kane."

1086
00:42:53,270 --> 00:42:55,306
- That's exactly
what I was thinking.

1087
00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:57,207
- It's called Rosebud.

1088
00:42:57,308 --> 00:43:00,511
- This look is 100% representing

1089
00:43:00,611 --> 00:43:02,346
Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige.

1090
00:43:02,446 --> 00:43:06,183
I chose to be a rose, full of
stones, glitz, and glamour.

1091
00:43:06,283 --> 00:43:08,123
- You heard of the book
"Flowers in the Attic"?

1092
00:43:09,053 --> 00:43:10,674
- Well, this is
"Flowers in the Ass."

1093
00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:14,458
Dawn.

1094
00:43:14,558 --> 00:43:19,663
I hear the new season of
"The Bachelorette" is twisted.

1095
00:43:19,763 --> 00:43:22,700
- This runway is Gol-Dawn.

1096
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,468
She is a forlorn lover.

1097
00:43:24,568 --> 00:43:27,838
She's been dead for years, and
she's kind of pissed about it.

1098
00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:31,508
Inspired by dead
flowers on gravestones,

1099
00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:34,445
and I'm really
sad, but gorgeous.

1100
00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:36,280
- Every Rose has its horn.

1101
00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:37,748
- That's true.

1102
00:43:37,848 --> 00:43:39,283
- Megami.

1103
00:43:39,383 --> 00:43:42,653
My god, my beautiful
wedding dress is stained.

1104
00:43:42,753 --> 00:43:46,256
- And from the Wisteria
Lane Lingerie Collection.

1105
00:43:46,357 --> 00:43:50,561
- It's my wedding day, so I'm
giving you a sexy and chic

1106
00:43:50,661 --> 00:43:53,163
and maybe a little
bit of campy bride.

1107
00:43:53,263 --> 00:43:54,698
Honey, I'm getting deflowered.

1108
00:43:54,798 --> 00:43:57,668
- Tonight's the night.

1109
00:43:57,768 --> 00:43:59,136
- Nymphia.

1110
00:43:59,236 --> 00:44:05,109
- Isn't she a sight
for sore "cact-eyes."

1111
00:44:05,209 --> 00:44:07,645
Guys, she's a
grower, not a shower.

1112
00:44:07,745 --> 00:44:08,979
- Yeah.

1113
00:44:09,079 --> 00:44:11,181
- This look is very
Nymphia because it's

1114
00:44:11,281 --> 00:44:15,352
very camp and very unexpected
and well made, of course.

1115
00:44:15,452 --> 00:44:16,920
How could I miss that part?

1116
00:44:17,021 --> 00:44:18,842
- Actually,
she woke up like this.

1117
00:44:18,922 --> 00:44:21,859
It's a duvet.

1118
00:44:21,959 --> 00:44:23,661
- It's cute.

1119
00:44:23,761 --> 00:44:27,164
- I loathe hydrangeas.

1120
00:44:27,264 --> 00:44:30,000
- I'm serving lotus
mantis, more creature-esque

1121
00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:31,702
with the very long arms.

1122
00:44:31,802 --> 00:44:35,305
Lurching down this runway,
every detail on this outfit

1123
00:44:35,406 --> 00:44:36,707
is thought out.

1124
00:44:36,807 --> 00:44:38,462
I'm always going
to surprise you.

1125
00:44:38,542 --> 00:44:43,147
- She's giving alien glitter,
table centerpiece hooker.

1126
00:44:43,247 --> 00:44:46,917
- At least someone
is getting laid.

1127
00:44:47,017 --> 00:44:48,285
- Plane Jane.

1128
00:44:48,385 --> 00:44:51,755
- Kids, you can lead
a whore to culture.

1129
00:44:51,855 --> 00:44:56,493
- I'm giving you Rapunzel,
and I'm pulling my hair.

1130
00:44:56,593 --> 00:45:00,264
And on the very tail
end, my beautiful prince.

1131
00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:02,599
This look is a little
bit different for me,

1132
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,388
but I'm still giving
you that element

1133
00:45:04,468 --> 00:45:06,870
of camp that you've
come to know,

1134
00:45:06,970 --> 00:45:08,372
love, and expect from me.

1135
00:45:08,472 --> 00:45:09,493
- Have you met
her new boyfriend?

1136
00:45:09,573 --> 00:45:10,474
- No.

1137
00:45:10,574 --> 00:45:14,511
- He's just a doll.

1138
00:45:14,611 --> 00:45:16,246
- Xunami.

1139
00:45:16,346 --> 00:45:18,402
Xunami is starring
in the new production

1140
00:45:18,482 --> 00:45:19,717
of "Little Shop of Whores."

1141
00:45:19,817 --> 00:45:20,918
- Yeah.

1142
00:45:21,018 --> 00:45:23,007
What I'm giving
today on the runway

1143
00:45:23,087 --> 00:45:25,622
is an upside-down bouquet.

1144
00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:29,660
I have my cellophane
stall around me.

1145
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:34,765
The bodice are the stems, and
the ruffles are the flowers,

1146
00:45:34,865 --> 00:45:38,836
so the ruffles in motion
are fully bringing

1147
00:45:38,936 --> 00:45:40,070
the whole fantasy alive.

1148
00:45:40,170 --> 00:45:41,450
- You know her favorite author?

1149
00:45:41,538 --> 00:45:42,439
- No.

1150
00:45:42,539 --> 00:45:43,440
Who?

1151
00:45:43,540 --> 00:45:45,676
- Judy "Bloom."

1152
00:45:45,776 --> 00:45:48,145
- You are silly.

1153
00:45:50,013 --> 00:45:51,148
- Welcome, queens.

1154
00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:54,651
I've made some decisions.

1155
00:45:54,752 --> 00:46:00,324
But first, one immunity potion
is still in circulation.

1156
00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:03,894
Plane Jane, do you wish
to use it this week?

1157
00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:09,933
- I'm not thirsty, mama.

1158
00:46:10,033 --> 00:46:13,837
- I'll be the judge of that.

1159
00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:17,875
When I call your name,
please step forward.

1160
00:46:17,975 --> 00:46:19,610
Dawn.

1161
00:46:19,710 --> 00:46:21,578
Nymphia Wind.

1162
00:46:21,678 --> 00:46:23,747
Plane Jane.

1163
00:46:23,847 --> 00:46:25,949
Xunami Muse.

1164
00:46:26,049 --> 00:46:28,051
Good job this week, ladies.

1165
00:46:28,152 --> 00:46:33,724
You are all safe.

1166
00:46:33,824 --> 00:46:36,693
You may leave the stage.

1167
00:46:40,497 --> 00:46:43,467
Now it's time for the
judges' critiques.

1168
00:46:43,567 --> 00:46:45,102
Up first, Plasma.

1169
00:46:45,202 --> 00:46:48,138
- This look tonight,
this is beautiful.

1170
00:46:48,238 --> 00:46:50,094
Though very
Dolly Levi, it's you.

1171
00:46:50,174 --> 00:46:51,975
- It is gorgeous.

1172
00:46:52,075 --> 00:46:53,944
- Let's talk about the rusical.

1173
00:46:54,044 --> 00:46:56,380
Taking the main role
is always a risk.

1174
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,035
It could have been do, ray, meh,

1175
00:46:58,115 --> 00:47:00,751
but it was do, ray, major.

1176
00:47:00,851 --> 00:47:05,956
You had so many nuances that
makes the theater the theatre.

1177
00:47:06,056 --> 00:47:07,858
There were no crumbs left.

1178
00:47:07,958 --> 00:47:10,380
- The amount of dialogue you
just had to learn to lip sync,

1179
00:47:10,460 --> 00:47:13,864
you had to do the most
dancing, and you never wavered,

1180
00:47:13,964 --> 00:47:15,399
you should be incredibly proud.

1181
00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:17,234
- You were fantastic.

1182
00:47:17,334 --> 00:47:20,070
I mean, just the energy,
you were in it.

1183
00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:21,271
- Thank you so much.

1184
00:47:21,371 --> 00:47:24,141
- All right,
let's move on to Sapphira.

1185
00:47:24,241 --> 00:47:26,476
- This is a masterpiece.

1186
00:47:26,577 --> 00:47:30,514
It's very carnival,
but it's just so beautiful.

1187
00:47:30,614 --> 00:47:34,117
Where Plasma excelled
as the leading actress,

1188
00:47:34,218 --> 00:47:37,254
you soared
as the supporting actress.

1189
00:47:37,354 --> 00:47:39,276
Bitch stole the show
in a supporting role.

1190
00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:43,427
You gave me what I wanted from
you, complete with old-school,

1191
00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:45,462
drag queen lip quivers.

1192
00:47:45,562 --> 00:47:48,365
- It was all the extras that
you brought to the character,

1193
00:47:48,465 --> 00:47:49,766
the timing with the "shh."

1194
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:53,704
You know, the extras
is what made it sing.

1195
00:47:53,804 --> 00:47:55,659
- And you made
it feel effortless.

1196
00:47:55,739 --> 00:47:59,710
Adam, I... I felt
comfortable in your hands.

1197
00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:03,947
I felt like I wanted
to please you.

1198
00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:05,869
- So far, everything needs to be

1199
00:48:05,949 --> 00:48:09,453
cut from what you're saying.

1200
00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:11,622
- Up next, Morphine.

1201
00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:15,225
- I love that you did a flower
power, sort of hippie moment.

1202
00:48:15,325 --> 00:48:18,762
And the fact that you stoned
this outfit brings it to drag.

1203
00:48:18,862 --> 00:48:20,083
- I think the sleeves are great,

1204
00:48:20,163 --> 00:48:22,399
but I don't like that
they're not lined.

1205
00:48:22,499 --> 00:48:25,369
I can see so much of
the back of the fabric.

1206
00:48:25,469 --> 00:48:29,539
But that wig, girl, is gorgeous.

1207
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:30,874
That headpiece, I loved.

1208
00:48:30,974 --> 00:48:33,110
- In the production,
what I loved

1209
00:48:33,210 --> 00:48:34,678
about you was your energy.

1210
00:48:34,778 --> 00:48:36,433
You had the moves
and the lyrics,

1211
00:48:36,513 --> 00:48:37,981
and you were performing.

1212
00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:40,817
But there was just something
more you could have brought.

1213
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:42,819
- You had your moments.

1214
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,322
I just want you to feel
the confidence to bump

1215
00:48:45,422 --> 00:48:47,925
it up a little bit extra.

1216
00:48:48,025 --> 00:48:49,893
- Up next, Maya.

1217
00:48:49,993 --> 00:48:52,663
- This look tonight, Maya,
you just look beautiful.

1218
00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:54,364
I like this bang on you.

1219
00:48:54,464 --> 00:48:56,533
It's a little long,
but the look,

1220
00:48:56,633 --> 00:48:58,068
in general, is so pretty.

1221
00:48:58,168 --> 00:48:59,423
- That's the first time Michelle

1222
00:48:59,503 --> 00:49:01,238
didn't like a long bang.

1223
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,175
- And tonight, you never failed,

1224
00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:07,264
but you succeeded
in some ways that

1225
00:49:07,344 --> 00:49:11,348
were very, very remarkable and
then less so in other places.

1226
00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:12,536
Like, you were in your head.

1227
00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:14,618
- Clearly, you could dance.

1228
00:49:14,718 --> 00:49:17,754
The issue is I could see
the work and the steps

1229
00:49:17,854 --> 00:49:18,855
and the counting.

1230
00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,844
If your face isn't
projecting joy,

1231
00:49:20,924 --> 00:49:22,693
it kind of pulls you out of it.

1232
00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:25,295
- And I was losing where your
face was meant to be going.

1233
00:49:25,395 --> 00:49:26,850
I'm not sure you knew
where to be looking.

1234
00:49:26,930 --> 00:49:28,485
At one point, your veil
was over your head.

1235
00:49:28,565 --> 00:49:30,654
- I've seen you get out
here in these lip syncs,

1236
00:49:30,734 --> 00:49:34,071
and you just work it,
and you are in it.

1237
00:49:34,171 --> 00:49:38,208
We needed that same thing
tonight in the rusical.

1238
00:49:38,308 --> 00:49:39,609
All right, up next, Megami.

1239
00:49:39,710 --> 00:49:41,445
- I really like this look.

1240
00:49:41,545 --> 00:49:44,815
I think it's really fun, and I
think you look really pretty.

1241
00:49:44,915 --> 00:49:47,951
I'm a bride who
discovers, like, my god,

1242
00:49:48,051 --> 00:49:49,252
my dress is stained.

1243
00:49:49,353 --> 00:49:50,654
What am I going to do?

1244
00:49:50,754 --> 00:49:53,290
Grab the floral arrangements
and just make it work.

1245
00:49:54,391 --> 00:49:55,759
We needed that longer, I think.

1246
00:49:55,859 --> 00:49:57,748
- I would have kept walking
down the runway with it

1247
00:49:57,828 --> 00:49:59,850
and then thrown it off
down here in front.

1248
00:49:59,930 --> 00:50:02,232
- You got to be Schnitzel.

1249
00:50:02,332 --> 00:50:04,468
I feel like I get one look.

1250
00:50:04,568 --> 00:50:06,123
And I'm not talking
about your drag.

1251
00:50:06,203 --> 00:50:07,504
I'm talking about your face.

1252
00:50:07,604 --> 00:50:10,941
It's the same point
of view all the time.

1253
00:50:11,041 --> 00:50:12,796
So if you're doing a different
character like you were

1254
00:50:12,876 --> 00:50:14,298
this time,
it shouldn't be the same

1255
00:50:14,378 --> 00:50:17,247
as your down-and-out fairy
or Statue of Liberty.

1256
00:50:17,347 --> 00:50:20,884
Even tonight in this, it's
the same face, same delivery.

1257
00:50:20,984 --> 00:50:24,421
I want you to let the drag
deliver the personality.

1258
00:50:24,521 --> 00:50:26,690
- It did make me
laugh in the musical.

1259
00:50:26,790 --> 00:50:28,612
When you delivered the
line about your schnitzel

1260
00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:30,394
being hairy, that was funny.

1261
00:50:30,494 --> 00:50:33,463
- I felt like when it was
time for Megami to be funny,

1262
00:50:33,563 --> 00:50:34,831
she was funny.

1263
00:50:34,931 --> 00:50:35,866
And then she'd step
back, and suddenly,

1264
00:50:35,966 --> 00:50:37,601
then, she was just Megami.

1265
00:50:37,701 --> 00:50:38,602
- All right.

1266
00:50:38,702 --> 00:50:40,237
Up next, it's Q.

1267
00:50:40,337 --> 00:50:42,973
- In the challenge, perfection.

1268
00:50:43,073 --> 00:50:47,110
It was so funny,
and with a giant stole,

1269
00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:49,146
you pretty much stole the show.

1270
00:50:49,246 --> 00:50:51,982
- You're a handful.

1271
00:50:52,082 --> 00:50:54,418
- We know that dancing
is not your thing.

1272
00:50:54,518 --> 00:50:56,453
- No.
- But you pulled it off.

1273
00:50:56,553 --> 00:50:59,222
The choreography,
the movement, it all worked.

1274
00:50:59,322 --> 00:51:01,124
- Wait. What choreo?

1275
00:51:01,224 --> 00:51:05,262
Like, she walked back and
forth with a fucking rug.

1276
00:51:05,362 --> 00:51:06,863
Any of us could have done that.

1277
00:51:06,963 --> 00:51:09,833
- That was pretty MVP
stuff that you did.

1278
00:51:09,933 --> 00:51:13,503
That beat, that full Amanda
Lepore that you went,

1279
00:51:13,603 --> 00:51:14,604
God love you.

1280
00:51:14,704 --> 00:51:15,993
You're A plus, plus, plus, plus.

1281
00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:19,142
- And I absolutely love this
look, because it's like,

1282
00:51:19,242 --> 00:51:20,364
bitch,
you're going to challenge me

1283
00:51:20,444 --> 00:51:21,645
for a flower runway?

1284
00:51:21,745 --> 00:51:22,913
Well, guess what.

1285
00:51:23,013 --> 00:51:25,415
I brought the whole
motherfucking garden.

1286
00:51:25,515 --> 00:51:27,951
I think your real
strength is subtlety.

1287
00:51:30,954 --> 00:51:32,556
- Thank you, ladies.

1288
00:51:32,656 --> 00:51:33,890
I think we've heard enough.

1289
00:51:33,990 --> 00:51:36,593
While you relax in
the Untucked lounge,

1290
00:51:36,693 --> 00:51:39,663
the judges and I
will deliberate.

1291
00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:41,852
All right, just between
us, squirrel friends,

1292
00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:43,834
I want to know what you think.

1293
00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:45,535
Let's start with Plasma.

1294
00:51:45,635 --> 00:51:47,971
- That, tonight,
was a Broadway audition.

1295
00:51:48,071 --> 00:51:48,972
And guess what.

1296
00:51:49,072 --> 00:51:49,973
She got the gig.

1297
00:51:50,073 --> 00:51:51,208
- Fantastic.

1298
00:51:51,308 --> 00:51:52,696
Couldn't take my
eyes off of her.

1299
00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:54,311
Let's move on down to Sapphira.

1300
00:51:54,411 --> 00:51:56,613
- Can we talk about
that runway moment?

1301
00:51:56,713 --> 00:51:59,749
My god, that broke
"Drag Race" for a second.

1302
00:51:59,850 --> 00:52:03,620
- Yeah, that runway was
Georgia O'Queef down.

1303
00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:06,156
- Mother Superior, indeed.

1304
00:52:06,256 --> 00:52:08,758
She was absolutely superior.

1305
00:52:08,859 --> 00:52:10,914
- All right, let's move
on down to Morphine.

1306
00:52:10,994 --> 00:52:12,562
- She did a good job tonight.

1307
00:52:12,662 --> 00:52:16,266
I just felt like she could
have given more of a character.

1308
00:52:16,366 --> 00:52:19,202
- She didn't know exactly
where she fit into the puzzle

1309
00:52:19,302 --> 00:52:20,437
all the time.

1310
00:52:20,537 --> 00:52:23,306
- All right,
let's move on down to Maya.

1311
00:52:23,406 --> 00:52:26,610
- Where Morphine lacked
a bit of a character,

1312
00:52:26,710 --> 00:52:30,147
Maya had no character, so
that was my problem with her.

1313
00:52:30,247 --> 00:52:31,601
- It's been a reoccurring theme.

1314
00:52:31,681 --> 00:52:34,918
She is so timid,
so reserved for this nun,

1315
00:52:35,018 --> 00:52:36,419
it's becoming a habit.

1316
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:37,587
My god.

1317
00:52:37,687 --> 00:52:39,789
- All right,
let's talk about Megami.

1318
00:52:39,890 --> 00:52:42,692
- I will say, Michelle, I get
what you're saying about it

1319
00:52:42,792 --> 00:52:44,581
being a bit repetitive
with what she's

1320
00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:45,882
bringing in these challenges.

1321
00:52:45,962 --> 00:52:48,365
But I laughed when she
delivered the big line

1322
00:52:48,465 --> 00:52:49,799
about hairy schnitzel.

1323
00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:51,935
- But again,
all of her attention

1324
00:52:52,035 --> 00:52:54,571
is going into the stuff
that she finds appealing,

1325
00:52:54,671 --> 00:52:57,874
and then the other stuff, she's
just not paying attention to.

1326
00:52:57,974 --> 00:53:00,610
Every moment of
being on this show

1327
00:53:00,710 --> 00:53:03,647
is being like waiting in the
wings off camera in character.

1328
00:53:03,747 --> 00:53:04,915
- That's right.

1329
00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:06,670
- You have to always
be prepared to pounce.

1330
00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:08,438
- All right, let's talk about Q.

1331
00:53:08,518 --> 00:53:12,622
- In the rusical,
she was hilarious, polished,

1332
00:53:12,722 --> 00:53:13,957
committed, and flawless.

1333
00:53:14,057 --> 00:53:16,793
- I thought that the
Baroness and the Baronets

1334
00:53:16,893 --> 00:53:20,463
were some of the showstopping
highlight-y things for me.

1335
00:53:20,564 --> 00:53:23,066
And Q was the
leader of that pack.

1336
00:53:23,166 --> 00:53:24,367
- That's how you do it.

1337
00:53:24,467 --> 00:53:27,037
In fact, all of the
Baronets were fantastic.

1338
00:53:27,137 --> 00:53:29,806
- If you just zoom
in on her face

1339
00:53:29,906 --> 00:53:31,561
as the character in the rusical,

1340
00:53:31,641 --> 00:53:34,177
and then into her pink
makeup on the runway,

1341
00:53:34,277 --> 00:53:35,478
that's the same human being.

1342
00:53:35,579 --> 00:53:36,766
- Yeah, that's wild.
- That's a verse.

1343
00:53:36,846 --> 00:53:37,747
She's verse.

1344
00:53:37,847 --> 00:53:39,015
I'm telling you.

1345
00:53:39,115 --> 00:53:40,937
- She did something
completely different,

1346
00:53:41,017 --> 00:53:42,285
but impeccably done.

1347
00:53:42,385 --> 00:53:43,753
So therefore...

1348
00:53:43,853 --> 00:53:44,821
- Silence.

1349
00:53:44,921 --> 00:53:47,123
I've made my decision.

1350
00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:48,758
Bring back my goyles.

1351
00:53:50,627 --> 00:53:52,662
Welcome back, queens.

1352
00:53:52,762 --> 00:53:56,800
I've made some decisions.

1353
00:53:56,900 --> 00:54:03,006
Plasma, as Mariah, you had
confidence, and it showed.

1354
00:54:03,106 --> 00:54:09,079
Sapphira, as Mother Superior,
you were superior.

1355
00:54:11,147 --> 00:54:15,018
Q, as the Baroness,
you could do no wrong.

1356
00:54:20,323 --> 00:54:22,626
Plasma, condragulations,
you're the winner

1357
00:54:22,726 --> 00:54:24,027
of this week's challenge.

1358
00:54:26,630 --> 00:54:29,766
You've won a cash prize, $5,000.

1359
00:54:29,866 --> 00:54:32,702
- Thank you so much.

1360
00:54:32,802 --> 00:54:35,272
I've been telling y'all
that this was my challenge.

1361
00:54:35,372 --> 00:54:38,141
- You three may join
the other girls.

1362
00:54:38,241 --> 00:54:40,110
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

1363
00:54:40,210 --> 00:54:44,314
- And I think I
deserve this win.

1364
00:54:44,414 --> 00:54:48,351
- Morphine,
the judges enjoyed your flower,

1365
00:54:48,451 --> 00:54:53,723
child, but your sister act
needed a divine intervention.

1366
00:54:53,823 --> 00:54:57,994
Maya, your runway
was rosy, but the judges

1367
00:54:58,094 --> 00:55:01,131
were none too pleased.

1368
00:55:01,231 --> 00:55:05,135
Megami, your runway
was blooming fabulous,

1369
00:55:05,235 --> 00:55:09,773
but as a Von Snap, you
needed more crackle and pop.

1370
00:55:13,743 --> 00:55:18,114
Morphine, you are safe.

1371
00:55:18,214 --> 00:55:19,336
You may join the other girls.

1372
00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:21,785
- Thank you.

1373
00:55:21,885 --> 00:55:26,656
- That means Maya and
Megami, I'm sorry, my dears,

1374
00:55:26,756 --> 00:55:29,059
but you are both
up for elimination.

1375
00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:33,697
- It's 100% game on, because I
have to send this bitch home.

1376
00:55:33,797 --> 00:55:36,833
- Two queens stand before me.

1377
00:55:36,933 --> 00:55:41,037
Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me and save

1378
00:55:41,137 --> 00:55:43,540
yourself from elimination.

1379
00:55:45,942 --> 00:55:50,613
The time has come for you
to lip sync

1380
00:55:50,714 --> 00:55:53,983
for your life.

1381
00:55:56,553 --> 00:55:59,589
- Maya is known for
her flips and tricks,

1382
00:55:59,689 --> 00:56:01,658
and this is not a dance-y song.

1383
00:56:01,758 --> 00:56:04,394
Everything is down
to this one moment,

1384
00:56:04,494 --> 00:56:08,064
and I need to get the emotion
and sell it to the judges.

1385
00:56:08,164 --> 00:56:13,269
- Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

1386
00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:16,206
We were good

1387
00:56:16,306 --> 00:56:18,241
We were gold

1388
00:56:18,341 --> 00:56:22,245
Kind of dream that can't be sold

1389
00:56:22,345 --> 00:56:26,249
We were right till we weren't

1390
00:56:26,349 --> 00:56:31,087
Built a home and watched it burn

1391
00:56:31,187 --> 00:56:33,223
I didn't wanna leave you

1392
00:56:33,323 --> 00:56:35,024
I didn't want to lie

1393
00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:39,863
Started to cry,
but then remembered I...

1394
00:56:39,963 --> 00:56:44,000
I can buy myself flowers

1395
00:56:44,100 --> 00:56:46,069
Write my name in the sand

1396
00:56:46,169 --> 00:56:50,507
- So Megami seems to think
she has this in the bag.

1397
00:56:50,607 --> 00:56:52,562
But, Megami,
just get out of my way,

1398
00:56:52,642 --> 00:56:54,744
and just let me own this stage.

1399
00:56:54,844 --> 00:56:55,812
No flips involved.

1400
00:56:55,912 --> 00:56:59,182
No remorse, no regret

1401
00:56:59,282 --> 00:57:03,353
I forgive every word you said

1402
00:57:03,453 --> 00:57:05,688
Ooh, I didn't want
to leave you, babe

1403
00:57:05,789 --> 00:57:07,590
I didn't want to fight

1404
00:57:07,690 --> 00:57:09,225
Started to cry

1405
00:57:09,325 --> 00:57:12,562
- Megami is taking
off her shoes?

1406
00:57:12,662 --> 00:57:14,397
- Cardinal sin, diva.

1407
00:57:14,497 --> 00:57:18,535
I can take myself dancing, yeah

1408
00:57:18,635 --> 00:57:19,969
I can hold my own hand

1409
00:57:20,069 --> 00:57:22,092
- But the shoes come off,
and the church comes out.

1410
00:57:22,172 --> 00:57:26,376
love me better
than you can

1411
00:57:26,476 --> 00:57:28,244
Can love me better

1412
00:57:28,344 --> 00:57:29,245
I can love me better

1413
00:57:29,345 --> 00:57:31,181
Can love me better

1414
00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:34,083
I can love me better

1415
00:57:34,184 --> 00:57:35,985
I didn't want to leave you

1416
00:57:36,085 --> 00:57:37,954
I didn't want to fight

1417
00:57:38,054 --> 00:57:42,292
Started to cry,
but then remembered I...

1418
00:57:42,392 --> 00:57:46,596
I can buy myself flowers

1419
00:57:46,696 --> 00:57:47,597
Write name in the sand

1420
00:57:47,697 --> 00:57:49,466
- You better pay with slide.

1421
00:57:49,566 --> 00:57:53,703
Yeah, I can love
me better than...

1422
00:57:53,803 --> 00:57:59,142
Yeah, I can love me
better than you can

1423
00:57:59,242 --> 00:58:00,610
Can love me better

1424
00:58:00,710 --> 00:58:03,012
I can love me better, baby

1425
00:58:03,112 --> 00:58:06,783
Can love me better, I

1426
00:58:11,855 --> 00:58:14,224
- Wow.

1427
00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,359
- Queens, I've made my decision.

1428
00:58:22,932 --> 00:58:27,437
Maya, shantay, you stay.

1429
00:58:27,537 --> 00:58:29,606
You may join the other girls.

1430
00:58:29,706 --> 00:58:31,107
- Thank you.

1431
00:58:33,877 --> 00:58:39,616
- Megami, my queen,
from the BK to the USA

1432
00:58:39,716 --> 00:58:45,889
and beyond, now, sashay away.

1433
00:58:45,989 --> 00:58:47,557
- Thank you.

1434
00:58:47,657 --> 00:58:50,727
I'm so happy I got
to experience this.

1435
00:58:50,827 --> 00:58:52,615
Have fun with
all these idiots here.

1436
00:58:52,695 --> 00:58:53,630
I love them so much.

1437
00:58:53,730 --> 00:58:56,165
Thank you.

1438
00:58:56,266 --> 00:58:58,134
- Megami, love you.

1439
00:58:58,234 --> 00:58:59,314
- We love you, Megami.

1440
00:58:59,402 --> 00:59:02,672
- Everyone watching,
support local drag

1441
00:59:02,772 --> 00:59:04,440
and protect queer art.

1442
00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:05,942
Thank you.

1443
00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:07,310
- Yes!

1444
00:59:09,846 --> 00:59:12,682
- Didn't expect to
be leaving so soon,

1445
00:59:12,782 --> 00:59:15,385
and I felt like
I won that lip sync.

1446
00:59:15,485 --> 00:59:18,988
I felt like I put my heart
and my soul into that song.

1447
00:59:19,088 --> 00:59:22,992
But I just hope that I

1448
00:59:23,092 --> 00:59:25,228
made the people
in my life proud,

1449
00:59:25,328 --> 00:59:27,297
and I think I did a good job.

1450
00:59:30,833 --> 00:59:33,436
- Condragulations, queens.

1451
00:59:33,536 --> 00:59:37,273
And remember, if you can't
love yourself, how in the hell

1452
00:59:37,373 --> 00:59:39,208
you gonna love somebody else?

1453
00:59:39,309 --> 00:59:40,430
Can I get an amen up in here?

1454
00:59:40,510 --> 00:59:41,411
Amen!

1455
00:59:41,511 --> 00:59:42,412
- All right.

1456
00:59:42,512 --> 00:59:43,947
Now, let the music play.

1457
00:59:45,515 --> 00:59:48,918
A little bit of love
goes a long, long way

1458
00:59:49,018 --> 00:59:51,487
Lifting you up to a brighter day

1459
00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:55,158
Can you feel the love?

1460
00:59:56,693 --> 00:59:58,481
- Next time on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...

1461
00:59:58,561 --> 01:00:01,531
we are playing the Snatch Game.

1462
01:00:01,631 --> 01:00:04,667
Get me the fuck out of here

1463
01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:08,071
- You are a very ugly man.

1464
01:00:09,405 --> 01:00:13,543
- Ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa.

1465
01:00:13,643 --> 01:00:16,112
- I'm blown away
by your artistry.

1466
01:00:16,212 --> 01:00:19,315
It just literally was no
character and just talking.

1467
01:00:19,415 --> 01:00:21,237
- I'm upset that you
got the role, because I

1468
01:00:21,317 --> 01:00:22,557
could have done that shit too.

1469
01:00:25,121 --> 01:00:28,658
- If the tension wasn't already
high, mama, it's sky high.

1470
01:00:33,363 --> 01:00:36,232
A little bit of love
goes a long, long way

1471
01:00:36,332 --> 01:00:38,801
Lifting you up to a brighter day

1472
01:00:38,901 --> 01:00:43,773
A little bit of love
goes a long, long way

1473
01:00:43,873 --> 01:00:46,476
Turn it around,
lift you up and say

1474
01:00:46,576 --> 01:00:47,977
Everybody say love

1475
01:00:48,077 --> 01:00:51,314
Love, love, love, love, love

1476
01:00:51,414 --> 01:00:55,685
Love, love, love, love

1477
01:00:55,785 --> 01:00:58,621
Now, can you feel the love?

1478
01:00:58,701 --> 01:01:00,701
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