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Previously on
Shining Vale...
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When your mom and I saw it,
we fell in love with it.
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It's 100 miles away from
all the crazy in the city.
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How many fucking possessed
women do you get in here?
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Rosemary, get the fuck
out of my house.
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This is for you, Patricia.
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The neighbor killed
herself on our fence.
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I want to throw
a party.
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We can invite
all of our new friends.
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- I'm Claire Vanderbilt.
- This is Laird.
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I'm so sorry I peed your floor.
Please have me back.
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You are the worst
therapist ever!
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Gaynor, tell them I'm not crazy!
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The electric shock treatment.
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You zapped Rosemary
right out of me.
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Jake and I don't need you
and Dad doesn't remember you.
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I don't play VR anymore.
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You still scared of that girl?
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What game?
I'm Daisy.
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I'm gonna be
the best wife and mother.
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That's what you'll talk about
on the book tour.
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What, you already
published it?
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How do I know you're
not gonna go batshit again?
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Because I am in control.
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I am in...
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Hello, dear.
So good to see you.
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Fuck.
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My God.
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My God, my God,
my God, my God.
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My God, my God.
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My God, my God,
my God.
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Gaynor, can I talk to you
just for a sec?
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What's the matter... why are you
breathing like Roxy?
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Because I need to go to...
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Need to go where, Pat?
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Get ice cream.
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- Yes!
- Road trip!
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Let's do it.
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- Hi. I have a return.
- It's not a return.
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I just need a quick
outpatient shock treatment.
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Sorry. We don't do that.
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Gaynor, why don't you go
find your dad and brother?
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Mommy's gonna talk to the nurse
for just a second.
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Maybe Mommy could've driven
herself to the mental hospital.
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Listen, I don't think
you understand.
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I'm in a serious crisis.
I just need a quick zap.
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- I'll be out of your hair.
- That's not how it works.
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- Do you know who I am?
- Yes. You're Patricia Phelps.
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Your insurance ran out
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and you're no longer
a patient here.
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What, am I not
crazy enough for you?
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What do you want me to do?
Do you want me to...
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You want me to take a shit
on the floor?
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The state no longer
considers that insane,
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but go for it.
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I'm not crazy!
I'm not crazy!
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I'm not!
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I am.
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Dad, I'm scared.
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She's gonna be fine.
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No, I mean, the ice cream place
closes at 9:00.
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We're not gonna make it.
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Shh, let's not miss out
on this chance to bond.
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What kind of dad was I?
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Honestly, Dad,
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right now, I'm just
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trying not to rip
this chair out of the floor
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and throw it
through that window.
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I'm gonna walk around.
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Hi.
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Okay.
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Let's go. Total bust.
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Apparently, I'm not crazy
enough for this place anymore.
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I hope you're crazy
enough to drive full speed
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into the mall,
because in one minute,
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the ice cream store closes.
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Fuck.
We're not getting ice cream.
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We have ice cream at home.
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It's not the same
and you know it!
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Gaynor, let's go.
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I don't know why I get excited
about anything.
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- Almost. It's Phelps.
- We are Phelps.
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We are Phelps.
We are Phelps.
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They're amazing.
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I hate this place.
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We are Phelps.
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Jake, I'm tired of
washing your sheets every day.
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Either do your own laundry
or put a sock on it.
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I am a growing boy.
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Yeah, well, grow into a tissue.
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Hey, Jake, help me out here.
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I'm trying to read
your mom's book.
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Ever since the accident,
I still have problems
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with abstract word fractions
like... look at this.
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I'm not allowed to read that.
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Well, your dad says you can.
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"The mailman obli-ged..."
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That's obliged.
The G is like a J.
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Okay. All right. There you go.
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"The mailmen obliged
and fin-jer ban-jed..."
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Okay, um, that's fingerbanged.
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- Say it again.
- Fingerbanged.
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- Say it again.
- Fingerbanged.
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- I hate this.
- Well, no.
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We're father-son bonding.
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"He fingerbanged
her tig-hit snatch."
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Okay, I'm leaving.
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Hey, sorry I overslept.
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Did I miss breakfast?
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Twice. It's Thursday.
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I slept for two days
and no one checked on me?
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I'm sorry, I was a little busy
taking care
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of your newborn husband
and your son
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who's turning his laundry
into sheetrock.
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Hey, being a mascot
is stressful.
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You try walking a mile
in my fuzzy shoes.
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I'm sorry, honey,
I wanted to check on you,
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but I'm still having a problem
with the stairs,
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and the electric chair
wasn't working.
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The electric chair?
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The chair that helps you get
up and down the back steps.
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Back steps?
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Jesus Christ,
we have an electric chair
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that gets old people upstairs.
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- Gaynor.
- Yeah?
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- You don't have to do this.
- No, I can do it.
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It's not your job.
I'll take it.
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No, I can do it. No, leave it.
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Come on. Give it to me.
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- Give it to me.
- Leave it.
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My God,
what is wrong with you?
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You happy?
You broke Jake's pillowcase.
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Jake, you've got to be careful
with your VR headset.
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I didn't put that there.
I don't play with that anymore.
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All right, will everybody relax?
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I'm sorry,
we all don't have the luxury
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of sleeping for two days.
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No one woke me up.
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I'm not your alarm clock, Mom.
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Okay, you know, I'm your mother.
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- Hey.
- I respect your stuff.
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Hey!
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As the leader of this family,
I've made a decision.
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We need professional help.
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I'm gonna get us to the best
doctor we can afford.
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I have to admit,
I'm a bit surprised
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to hear from you, Terry.
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You were in my phone under
"cheap therapist."
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Terry fell down the stairs
and suffered
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a traumatic brain injury
and lost his memory.
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I see.
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Yeah, and then this one
went batshit,
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leaving me to clean up
their mess.
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That's our story.
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Actually, the epilogue is,
I'm home and I am healthy.
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And the sequel is,
I had to drive her back
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to the mental hospital
two days ago.
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And the reboot is, I was
too healthy to be let back in.
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Guys, please.
He's a professional.
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We paid a lot of money
to hear from him.
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Please, Doctor.
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Thank you, Terry.
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You've all been through
a lifetime's worth of trauma.
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Healing as a family requires
a lot of individual work
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- and patience.
- Screw that.
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Listen, something's happened
to my memory,
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and I need it back now.
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- That's not an ashtray.
- I don't mind.
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Something disturbing
happened in my past.
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I feel like it's right here...
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and I can't get to it.
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What about art therapy?
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Painting allows people with
physical and verbal challenges
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access to thoughts,
emotions, and fears
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they can't otherwise express.
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I've had quite a bit
of success at it.
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I'm sorry. Can we go?
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I'm the only one in this family
with a job,
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and I can't afford to get fired.
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No one asked you to quit school.
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Well, I have to take care
of this family.
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That's a big job for a girl.
Or even a boy.
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You have to find a way
to resolve that stress,
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or it can lead to long-term
psychological damage.
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Your mother is a fine example
of trauma run amok.
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Thanks for those genes, Mom.
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Okay, well, I also gave you
my thigh gap, so...
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Obviously there's some
mother-daughter issues at play.
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No, I don't have any issues.
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I just want to go back to being
a loving wife and mother.
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Why don't you try something
you're good at instead?
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Good one.
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Button, let's be respectful
to our mother.
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She's an amazing woman.
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Everybody in
this family needs a break.
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Reward yourself
with something you enjoy.
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You-you're a writer. Do that.
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No writer enjoys writing.
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Besides, my book is finished.
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I guess I could promote it,
but...
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I really want to focus
on this family.
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Anyone here in favor of that?
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- Fuck no.
- No thanks.
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- I'll call Kam on the way home.
- Outstanding.
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What about you, my furry friend?
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Sometimes the youngest
in the family
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gets lost in the shuffle.
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Now is your time
to be seen and heard.
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Last year, there was this...
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girl in my VR headset, and...
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she was, like, trying to get me
to do something...
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Well, get used to that.
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That's our time, Phelps.
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He's good.
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Hello, dear.
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Get the fuck out of my house.
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Honey, are you okay?
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Yeah. Why do you ask?
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You're screaming
at our neighbor.
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- Hi.
- Hi, Ter.
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You see her?
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Yeah.
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I let her in.
Pat, this is Ruth.
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Levin.
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I- I just bought
the house next door.
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Apparently, the former owner,
she committed suicide.
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What are you gonna do?
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That's for me.
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Guy named Lard called.
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Said he's my best friend.
I don't know.
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Ter-bear, think fast.
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I just don't have it yet. I...
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No, no.
You're-you're getting better.
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No, I'm not.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, like I said,
I'm just, you know,
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doing a little juicing
for Terry and the kids.
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I'm just trying to help out
a little bit around here.
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Are you okay?
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You're real.
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You're real too.
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I used to know someone
who looked just like you.
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Isn't that funny?
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I- I was thinking
you look so familiar too.
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Are you from Brooklyn?
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Everyone in Connecticut
is from Brooklyn.
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Okay, so did you walk your dog
in Prospect Park?
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No.
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Did you possess me in my attic?
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No.
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Hold on. We'll get it.
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All right, so it couldn't be
Rizzo's Butcher
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because I was
a vegetarian back then.
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So we never met there.
255
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,388
And it's not Murray's Cheese
256
00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:22,140
because I was
lactose intolerant.
257
00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,017
June Cleaver.
258
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,435
What?
259
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:28,647
You were in
a prenatal yoga class
260
00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,524
about 17 years ago.
261
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,859
- Cobble Hill Kundalini.
- Yeah.
262
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,861
- Yes.
- I only went twice.
263
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,446
I went on the regular.
264
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,615
I mean, in fact,
I did absolutely everything
265
00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:40,033
Dr. Spock recommended,
266
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,327
which really bugged
the crap out of you.
267
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:46,790
I remember one day, I said
that having a baby
268
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:49,668
was what my whole life
was leading up to.
269
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,153
And then you called me
June Cleaver
270
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,755
and everyone laughed, except me.
271
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,633
- I found it hurtful.
- My God.
272
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:59,428
Last year, I was
273
00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:03,014
tormented by this imaginary
'50s housewife.
274
00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:05,142
You must've made
a real impression on me,
275
00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:07,352
because she had your face.
276
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,646
I don't know
what to do with that.
277
00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:11,731
Nothing.
278
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:15,402
I just met the face
of my mental illness.
279
00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:18,613
Well, do me a favor, dear.
280
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,908
Will you hand
your mental illness that knife?
281
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:24,744
Yeah.
282
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,496
- Thank you.
- Wow.
283
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,333
So if you were
in that yoga class,
284
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,419
you must have a kid
Gaynor's age.
285
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,588
It is the worst, right?
286
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:37,424
Well, my Leo's an angel.
287
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:40,927
Well, you're lucky.
My Gaynor is... she hates me.
288
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,472
I mean, my Leo's an angel.
289
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,765
He was stillborn.
290
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,979
What are you gonna do?
291
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,023
God.
292
00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:56,026
So I based Rosemary
on this woman I used to know.
293
00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:57,611
Well, can she sue?
294
00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:59,255
- I don't think so.
- Then who gives a fuck?
295
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,947
Okay, I think we're done.
296
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:01,948
Thank you.
297
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,116
How do I look?
298
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,951
You look great.
299
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,118
She looks like the Joker.
300
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:07,241
I've done everything I can.
301
00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:10,290
I know I'm sweating.
302
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,542
I just think I'm nervous
to talk about the book.
303
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,353
You know what, honey?
I say, let's just call it.
304
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,545
Let's get out of here.
305
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,881
They can go long with
the snake therapy segment.
306
00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:20,008
No, I have to do
something productive.
307
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,426
- I need to mic you.
- Okay.
308
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,112
Okay, well, you never get
a second chance
309
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,947
to make a first impression,
so let's stick to the story.
310
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,640
No ghosts. No demons.
311
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:27,974
You had a mental breakdown
312
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,421
while you were
writing your book,
313
00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:30,518
and now you're recovered.
314
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,728
That is the story.
315
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,313
Yup. Just like that.
316
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,361
Jesus fucking Christ.
317
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,154
And then my catalytic
converter...
318
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,007
Do you know what that is...
Got stolen, so that was
319
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:45,492
kind of sucky, but...
also...
320
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,245
Terry, I have a girlfriend now.
321
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:53,542
Yeah, we met at your party.
Claire's a writer.
322
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:56,002
Wicked smart.
What else?
323
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:59,673
Um, well, she's in a coma.
Do you remember Claire?
324
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,008
No.
Honestly, I don't remember you.
325
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,593
Come on.
326
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,346
Sure you do.
Terry, I'm you best friend.
327
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,681
Right.
328
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,350
I peed on your floor
before the ambulance came.
329
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:11,851
Stupid.
330
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,687
Now, I-I do remember
an ambulance.
331
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,524
And I remember
lying on the floor.
332
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,069
Yeah. There's lots of colors.
333
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,446
Coming back to me.
334
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:25,907
And there was yelling.
335
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:29,536
It was loud and scary and...
336
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,705
and...
337
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:32,871
And?
338
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,294
And... and-and...
339
00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:41,631
Just fucking say it, Terry!
340
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,383
No. I forgot it.
341
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,427
That happens.
342
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,429
Anyway, I'm about done here
with the painting
343
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,389
if you want to take a peek.
344
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,640
Wow.
345
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:54,603
I wish Claire's brain was alive
to see this.
346
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,564
I'm gonna go and rub
ice chips on her lips.
347
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,608
- See ya, buddy.
- All right.
348
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:02,986
I'm gonna figure out
what happened to me.
349
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:05,238
We're here with
soft porn publishing phenom
350
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,405
Pat Phelps.
351
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:07,728
Try saying that
three times fast.
352
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,386
So great to have you
on the show, Pat.
353
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,704
Thanks, Lacy.
Is it hot in here?
354
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:16,791
Not for me, but I'm younger.
355
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:20,462
Let's talk about your new book,
Rosemary's Revenge.
356
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:24,507
It's kind of a slashy thriller
with a retro '50s vibe.
357
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:27,344
Well, actually it's about
mental illness and recovery.
358
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,262
Well, you haven't
really recovered.
359
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:32,182
Have you, you crazy bitch?
360
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,142
Yes, I have,
and that's not nice.
361
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:35,685
Well, what about Terry?
362
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:38,063
Does he know about
the choppy choppy choppy?
363
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,167
Um, can we talk about
something else?
364
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,067
Of course.
365
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,026
What's gonna happen
366
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,403
now that Rosemary
lives next door?
367
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,030
No, her name is Ruth.
368
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:49,449
That's exactly
what a demon would say.
369
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,368
I think I'm done here.
370
00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:54,537
Ooh.
371
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,206
Get me the fuck
out of here!
372
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:01,585
Help!
373
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:02,545
I'm sorry, Pat.
374
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:03,963
This isn't the loony bin.
375
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,840
You're not getting
out of here early.
376
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:08,426
Get me the fuck out of here!
377
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:13,223
My God.
378
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:16,976
Wow. Thank you, Pat Phelps.
379
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:20,897
We're gonna cut to commercial
and, call our legal team.
380
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:24,150
Up next, 16 more minutes
of snake therapy
381
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,902
than we originally planned.
382
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,320
I'm sorry.
383
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:28,530
Yeah, I'm okay.
384
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:29,989
Cut.
385
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:31,157
What the hell happened?
386
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,659
I don't know. I fell asleep.
387
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:33,910
I'm not ready for this.
388
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,996
Trish, look at me.
You're fine, okay?
389
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:38,808
You fucked up on
Good Morning, Shining Vale.
390
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,112
I mean, maybe four people
saw it.
391
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,445
What the hell?
392
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,154
Gaynor.
393
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:34,322
Get out!
394
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:35,489
Holy fuck.
395
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,327
Hey, Ruth.
396
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:40,494
Hey, Pat.
397
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,497
I'm just doing
a little gardening.
398
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:45,959
The soil here is so fertile,
especially near the fence.
399
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,877
Don't you think
it's a little weird
400
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,004
that out of all the places
that you could move to,
401
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,673
it's right next door to someone
402
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,217
who used to bully you
almost 20 years ago?
403
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,636
And that you're the face
of my mental illness?
404
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,888
You know, Pat,
405
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,640
I've been through so much
in my life,
406
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,643
so I've stopped
asking myself, "Why me,"
407
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,603
and I've started
asking myself, "Why me?"
408
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,564
I don't hear the difference.
409
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:08,982
Do you believe in signs?
410
00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,900
No. Yes.
411
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:14,529
I don't... I'm neutral. Why?
412
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,282
A few months back,
413
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,450
I was feeling really down,
you know?
414
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:23,037
I was tired of city life,
and all of a sudden...
415
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,290
One sec, I have it in here
somewhere.
416
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:28,585
What do I get in the mail?
Here it is.
417
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:29,961
Look at that.
418
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,591
"Priced to sell."
It means murder house.
419
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:35,925
I got one too.
420
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,511
Yeah, but maybe God put me here
421
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,680
so that we could try again.
422
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,473
This time as friends.
423
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:43,933
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
424
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,602
Are you okay? You're shvitzing.
425
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,730
I've been sweating a lot lately
and I'm just really tired.
426
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,315
Why am I telling you this?
427
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,233
Because I'm easy
to talk to, Pat.
428
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,528
Look, when I was your age,
429
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:58,781
many years ago,
I went through the change.
430
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,783
Many years ago?
How old are you?
431
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:04,829
Well, a lady never tells,
but I had the hot flashes.
432
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,290
I had the bags under the eyes.
I had the dry coochie
433
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:11,878
until I discovered a miracle.
434
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,796
Weed?
435
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:16,132
- I can't. No.
- No, no.
436
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:17,467
This is herbal tea.
437
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:18,968
It's au naturel.
438
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,262
It comes from the herbs
in my garden.
439
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:24,140
Hand to God, if you drink this,
440
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:26,225
you are gonna feel 25 again.
441
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,311
You are gonna be moist
in all the right places.
442
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,443
No, I can't.
443
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,820
No offense, but it's your face.
444
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:40,198
And you just said "moist"
to a stranger.
445
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:42,158
But we're not strangers, Pat.
446
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,243
We're neighbors.
447
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,870
You'll be back.
448
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,000
Hey.
449
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:54,170
Look, I found your ancient iPod
recorder in the pool table.
450
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:57,006
It's called a Walkman,
and it's not mine.
451
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:58,383
And it doesn't work.
452
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,259
Try pressing the power button.
453
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,845
I played it before.
It was pretty fucking creepy.
454
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:05,598
These batteries expired in 1985.
455
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:06,849
That was 20 years ago.
456
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,226
It was almost 40 years ago.
457
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:09,811
No, it's not. It's...
458
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:12,799
Okay, what do you think
you heard?
459
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,335
I don't know,
It was the kind of music
460
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,502
in the movies you and Dad
used to think were hilarious
461
00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:19,654
and now suck and then
someone screamed, "Get out."
462
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,115
You know I used to hear things.
463
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,325
No, this was different.
It was real.
464
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:27,203
I thought it was real too.
465
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:28,997
If you want to talk about it...
466
00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:30,748
No, I'm just...
467
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:32,500
I'm fucking with you.
468
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,086
Didn't they have jokes
in the mental home?
469
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:44,804
What the hell?
470
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:00,903
Are you kidding me?
471
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:21,758
Come on, Terry.
472
00:22:21,883 --> 00:22:23,676
Put it together.
473
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:24,969
What happened?
474
00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:29,307
What are you missing?
475
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:31,142
It's gotta be here.
476
00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,797
Terry! Terry!
477
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:02,965
Patty!
478
00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:04,217
Terry!
479
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,551
Patty!
480
00:23:07,512 --> 00:23:08,805
Hang on.
481
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:09,847
Terry!
482
00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:11,307
I'm coming.
483
00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:20,107
Terry!
484
00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:21,484
I'm about halfway.
485
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,070
Shit.
486
00:23:38,376 --> 00:23:39,585
Patty!
487
00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:45,299
Patty?
488
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,509
Yeah?
489
00:23:46,676 --> 00:23:48,236
I came as fast as I could.
Are you okay?
490
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:49,512
Yeah, why?
491
00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:51,389
You were screaming.
492
00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:54,183
I had a nightmare,
but that was a while ago.
493
00:23:56,352 --> 00:24:00,565
Yeah, I mean, I-I gotta get that
chair motor fixed or something
494
00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:02,692
'cause it's getting a little...
495
00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:04,443
- Whoa.
- My God.
496
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,696
No, no, no, it's-it's good.
It's fine.
497
00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:08,781
It's-it's better than fine.
Nice job.
498
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,242
No, it just feels really weird
499
00:24:11,409 --> 00:24:13,452
for you to see me naked
for the first time.
500
00:24:13,578 --> 00:24:15,618
It's not the first time.
We have two grown children.
501
00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:18,374
Yeah, but you were used to it.
502
00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:20,021
It's like if you grow up
in Cleveland,
503
00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:22,128
you think, "Isn't that
a beautiful city?"
504
00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:23,796
But if you see it
for the first time,
505
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,482
you're like, "Ew, is that
a river on fire?"
506
00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:27,383
Well, maybe Terry likes
downtown Cleveland.
507
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:29,552
Maybe we stop calling me
Cleveland.
508
00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:32,889
I'm sorry, Terry.
It's just... it's not happening.
509
00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:34,807
Well...
510
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:37,727
I don't understand.
Did we not love each other?
511
00:24:37,894 --> 00:24:40,354
We did. We do.
512
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:41,814
We will.
513
00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:44,483
I just got out of the hospital
and I don't feel sexy.
514
00:24:44,609 --> 00:24:45,943
I'm not there yet.
515
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:47,737
Maybe I should kiss you.
516
00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:52,158
Yeah, okay.
517
00:24:57,788 --> 00:25:00,041
Get that...
518
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,675
- See what I mean?
- Well, give it a second.
519
00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:14,347
There's nothing.
520
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:18,768
Not with you.
Not with these goddamn stairs.
521
00:25:18,935 --> 00:25:20,853
I'm gonna go paint.
522
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:24,273
Try and figure out why all
my pictures have axes in them.
523
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,026
- What? They do?
- Yes, Pat.
524
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:29,320
Apparently, I have an axe
stuck in my head.
525
00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:31,656
Terry, wait.
526
00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:32,949
Let's do it.
527
00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:33,950
- Really?
- Yeah.
528
00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:35,344
- Hit the lights.
- Okay.
529
00:25:35,368 --> 00:25:36,661
And get the night-light.
530
00:25:36,827 --> 00:25:38,621
Maybe we should wait
531
00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:40,228
till the moon goes behind
that cloud.
532
00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:43,793
Yeah.
Ooh, it's gonna be a minute.
533
00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:46,295
- Won't be able to see anything.
- Exactly.
534
00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:48,302
And while you're up,
will you hand me my purse?
535
00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:50,216
I think my mom put
some lube in there.
536
00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:54,303
I...
537
00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:55,468
Wait. Where are you going?
538
00:25:55,513 --> 00:25:56,806
I'm going to paint.
539
00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:58,975
I-I don't want to have
deep space sex
540
00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:01,185
with your mom's lube.
541
00:26:01,352 --> 00:26:03,896
I'm sorry.
I promise I'll get there.
542
00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:07,566
Dammit.
543
00:26:17,368 --> 00:26:18,744
Screw it.
544
00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:22,248
Hello, dear. Here it is.
545
00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:24,335
Now, it's very important
you only take one cup...
546
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:25,686
Just give me the tea. Thanks.
547
00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:26,812
- Yeah, I need it.
- You don't need...
548
00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:28,436
Thanks. All right. Bye.
549
00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:45,229
Hello, Cleveland.
550
00:26:51,485 --> 00:26:52,987
This is pointless.
551
00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:25,353
"She co-hopped
her family
552
00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:27,480
up with an axe."
553
00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:30,691
Holy fuck.
554
00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:35,821
Jake.
555
00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:37,198
What do you want from me?
556
00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:46,707
Hello, Jake.
557
00:27:48,793 --> 00:27:50,419
Come and play with me.
558
00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:52,338
I don't like this game.
559
00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:54,590
It's not the same game.
560
00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:36,215
What the fuck?
561
00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:39,134
Crazy bitch.
562
00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:52,565
My God.
563
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,575
Hey, Lacy.
564
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,702
- Hi. It's me, Pat.
- Hi.
565
00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:06,829
Hey. I was just on your show.
566
00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:08,414
Are you serious?
567
00:29:08,539 --> 00:29:10,624
There's nothing to be afraid of.
568
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:11,834
Okay.
569
00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:15,629
Hey, I think I know
who Rosemary is!
570
00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:16,922
What?
571
00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:22,219
Shit.
572
00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:27,099
What are you gonna do?
573
00:30:10,082 --> 00:30:12,082
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