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Fuck.
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What the fuck, what the fuck,
what the fuck, what the f...
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Please don't say the thing
that you always say when I drink too much.
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Was it worth it?
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Fuckhole.
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- Oh, boy. Oh, boy!
- Yeah.
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- Oh, boy. Okay.
- "Oh, boy" indeedy. We fucked.
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- We're terrible people.
- Oh, man, we are some dirty slut pigs.
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Um, so, uh, what are you thinking?
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I'm thinking, "What would Tia think?"
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Well, you know, she didn't like
when I borrowed your gardener,
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so she sure as fuck is not gonna like
when I borrowed your dick.
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You didn't exactly borrow it there, Gaby.
I was handing it out
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like someone gives away candy
at Halloween.
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You start handing out dicks
on Halloween, you're gonna get arrested.
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Hey, don't look at that. Where's my bra?
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Bra. Okay.
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It's gotta be around here somewhere.
Bra. Bra, bra, bra. Where's the bra? Bra.
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Found it! I found your bra!
I found your bra. I found it.
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- Oh, shit. Thank you. You know what?
- I found your bra.
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I know what happened.
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I just needed to prove
that my vagine worked.
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Well, it works, Gaby.
It's like a-a well-oiled machine.
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Really?
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Yeah, it's humid and hospitable,
like... like Florida.
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Hey, you can call my vagina any state,
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but you do not fucking call it Florida,
you hear me?
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Fair enough.
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Here's your dress!
Let's put on your dress.
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- Put on the dress.
- And I will put on my tender robins.
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- I love that.
- And everything will be normal.
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Which side is the fucking top of my robe?
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- It's that part.
- There we go.
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- All right.
- 'Cause this is normal.
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- We can handle this.
- Yep.
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- Let's just be cool. We're adults.
- We are.
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Dad, you coming down?
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Should I climb out the window?
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Yes.
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Hey.
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Um, I'm totally chill
that you tried to kiss me last night.
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It's a bit creepy
'cause you're a lot older than me,
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but I'm fine. It's fine.
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- Look, Alice, uh, I didn't...
- Dude, it's chill.
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Can we please just never ever, ever,
ever, ever talk about it again?
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Okay. I'm down.
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Hey. Okay.
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Hey, Alice, you're in the kitchen.
Alice is in the kitchen.
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- Hey.
- Gaby.
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- Gaby's in the kitchen.
- What the fuck? You slept in my house?
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- I slept in the guest bedroom.
- Oh, I love that room.
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- So nice.
- They're both being weird.
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- Do you want coffee?
- Yes.
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- Please. Extra cream for me.
- Please. Go ahead. I guess.
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- Thank you. Yeah.
- Yeah, absolutely.
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I'll take one too please. Black.
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- All right, I'm gonna head out.
- Mmm.
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I made some pancakes if y'all want some.
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- Bye.
- Oh, that's so sweet.
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Fuck yeah, I want some pancakes.
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Paul. Hey, good morning.
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- Morning.
- Hi.
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Fucking Liz's evil gummies ambushed me.
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Hey, my daughter's coming earlier
than I thought. Can you drive me home?
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- Sure. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- Okay, I'm gonna go.
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- Okay.
- I'll see you later.
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- Aw, my little dew drop.
- Mmm. Ooh, you smell like bad decisions.
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Please. We all do.
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Well, I'm gonna pretend
that mine never happened. Okay, bye.
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So, um, I should go. Thanks.
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- Bye, Gab.
- Bye.
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So, how was the sex?
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Fuck!
You think anybody else knows?
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I didn't know. I was just joking.
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Goddamn it! This party was a disaster
on so many fronts, Paul.
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Yeah, it was.
You got some messes to clean up.
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But it's not my problem.
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I wonder how long
it'll be before Gaby realizes she left me.
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If your ride is driving off
without you, yell!
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Paul knows that we, uh, did sex.
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Fantastic.
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Man, I wanted to tell her.
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So, anyway, I just... I wanna apologize
for messing up your big night.
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What are you talking about?
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Charlie said yes,
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and I now have the greatest
proposal story of all time.
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There were tears, there was vomit,
Bernadette Peters came.
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You don't even have to get us
a wedding present now.
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Obviously, you still should.
I'm very upset.
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I will overspend.
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Okay.
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Uh, look, I gotta go continue this
apology tour.
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Okay. Enjoy.
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I'll e-mail you a list of gift ideas
that aren't on the registry.
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I'll talk to you soon.
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How about we just agree
that I accept your apology,
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and we forget everything
that happened last night?
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You sure you don't want
some expensive gift like Brian?
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You made a mistake.
Everybody makes fucking mistakes.
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It's not a big deal. Oh, my God.
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Everybody just needs to forgive
and forget and move the fuck on.
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Right.
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Sorry. I'm just dealing
with a lot of my own shit right now.
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Okay. Any way I can help?
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Yeah. Sit down.
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You're actually exactly the person
I was hoping to talk to.
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Okay.
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Did you not get the sarcasm?
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I didn't, no.
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But, um, it was such a weird conversation,
I thought maybe this was gonna happen.
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But if there's anything
you do wanna talk about...
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Oh, that's our time.
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What the fuck?
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- Hey.
- Hi, Dad.
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- Hey, honey. Come in.
- Hi.
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- Here. Let me get this.
- No, I got it. I got it.
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What? Oh. Honey, don't do that.
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- Don't examine me. I'm fine.
- What? I'm not.
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Okay.
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Come on, I'll get you settled.
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Hey, I'm going to get some coffee.
Do you want some? I got whole milk.
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Actually, I'm not drinking milk anymore.
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- I'm trying being vegan. Don't judge.
- Oh. That's a big ask.
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Well, can I get you anything?
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Something soy?
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Dad, there's some stuff I wanna go over
before we see your neurologist, okay?
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Okay.
But could I say something first?
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Sure.
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I've been thinking a lot about us,
about our relationship,
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- and...
- Dad, we don't need to do that.
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I'm just saying if there's anything
we should talk about
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that we haven't been talking about,
don't be shy, 'cause I can take it.
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Dad, the past is the past.
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I have forgiven and forgotten,
and I'm very happy to be here.
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I'm happy you're here.
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- Okay.
- But I gotta get some coffee.
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I got d... drunk and stoned last night.
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- What, did you join a frat?
- No, it was a gay engagement party.
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Same same.
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Honey, do we have a saw?
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Oh, I hid it
after you tried to fix the deck.
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- Ouch.
- Why aren't you at work?
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- Took the day off.
- You retire in a week.
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What are they gonna do, fire me?
I thought I'd build you a spice rack.
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I don't need one.
I keep my spices in the pantry.
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Oh, I know. That's why
my graham crackers taste like tarragon.
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You know what? Actually, this is good.
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I need to talk to you
about something. Sit down.
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Okay.
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I need to know that when you retire,
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you're gonna find ways
to get out of the house
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because I need my space.
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Otherwise, and I say this with love,
I will murder you.
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But with love.
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- So much love.
- Right.
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You know how everyone assumes
you play golf, 'cause look at you?
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- Yep.
- Maybe learn how to play.
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Look…
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- I get that you're freaking out.
- Yeah.
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I mean, Christ,
we've been married almost 30 years.
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- Crazy.
- And it took me a while, but I know you.
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- You need your space.
- Yeah.
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And that's what makes us work.
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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But…
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I have been grinding away at my job
for so fucking long.
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It's my turn to be home. I've earned it.
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Now, if you don't want us
on top of each other, that's fine.
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You need to figure out something to go do.
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'Kay?
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Are you fucking serious right now?
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Yes. But with love.
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Oh, my God.
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Tia, girl, we need to talk.
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Howdy.
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- Hey... Oh, hey. Hello.
- Hi.
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They should, uh, raise that thing up,
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you know,
so you don't have to, um, squat like that.
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Oh, no. It's good for my core.
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And for, uh, bouncing on that dangalang,
you know what I'm saying?
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- Jesus Christ, Gaby.
- Relax, man.
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- You gotta stop stressing, you know?
- Yeah?
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I talked to Tia,
and she was pretty cool with it.
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What does that mean? You talked to Tia?
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I mean we had a little heart-to-heart,
and I explained to her,
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you know, I was pretty fucked up
with the whole Nico thing,
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and there was just a ton of alcohol,
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and compound that with the fact
that you're safe dick.
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Safe dick? You and I
will never have feelings for each other,
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so you got what's called a safe dick.
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I don't know about "safe."
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I like to think of him
as kind of a bad boy, you know?
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Like Neil Diamond or something.
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You think your penis is a bad boy
like Neil Diamond?
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I picked the wrong guy.
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The point is…
…is that Tia forgave me,
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and you know, she said
she understood that we're human.
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And it's important for us
to not regret stuff like this.
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- I know I don't.
- I do.
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Just... Fuck, things are so janky
between us now, you know?
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I can tell something's going on
with Alice.
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She won't talk to me.
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She would open up to you,
but I feel weird...
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Hey, come on. You know I'll always
help you with Alice. I'll talk to her.
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By the way, you know, it was really nice
just talking to Tia again.
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- Maybe you should try it.
- I still feel,
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I think, a little too guilty about it.
But thanks for having my back.
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No problem, man.
Thanks for pounding my front.
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- Gimme some.
- Seriously?
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Okay. Uh, it might be time
to order another EMG.
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Mood's been good?
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My mood's always good.
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Ah, so, delusions have started.
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- How's the freezing?
- What's the freezing?
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Sometimes when I'm standing still,
and I wanna take a step, I can't.
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That sounds awful.
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Not as bad as being vegan.
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How can I help?
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For right now,
your dad's meds are working quite well.
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Their efficacy will diminish over time,
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but he's been doing
his exercises and, uh...
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H-Has he been better
about staying hydrated?
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- He says...
- He's right here.
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And he... And he pees all the time.
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- Congrats.
- Thank you.
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Nurse will be in in a minute
to take your blood.
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She'll probably be a little skittish
because it's you.
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- Meg, really nice to meet you.
- It was nice to meet you too, Doctor.
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- Thank you.
- Paul, I'll see you in a month.
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You wish.
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You like her.
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You like her.
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Hey! Another job interview?
How'd it go?
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Dude pointed at me and said, "Nope."
So, fingers crossed.
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Well, I was about to go
and bike and get ice cream.
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You could grab my skateboard
and hold onto the back.
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That sounds like a good way to die.
238
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,914
Come on, ice cream will cheer you up.
239
00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,167
Yeah, look, I...
240
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:14,586
Got it. Yeah,
we can't actually ever hang out again,
241
00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:17,464
'cause everything's weird and fucked up.
Got it.
242
00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:19,216
- Alice.
- Bye!
243
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,051
- Wait.
- Hey, Liz.
244
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,803
Hey.
245
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:24,638
What's up? You okay?
246
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,574
Did you get a new dog?
What happened to Shit Rat?
247
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:30,143
Oh, he was adopted by a family in Encino.
They named him "Cooper."
248
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:31,933
- So, they're white?
- Yeah.
249
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,898
But this guy's a good boy. Yeah. Oh.
250
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,192
- What'd you name this one?
- This is Tampon Eater.
251
00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:38,652
- Tampon Eater?
- That's right.
252
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,445
Oh, do you wanna take a walk with us?
253
00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:42,406
- Yeah.
- All right.
254
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,617
Uh, but... Do you wanna lose the suit?
'Cause you look like a dork.
255
00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:47,286
- Good call.
- Yeah.
256
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,580
Are you looking for a tampon?
257
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:52,457
Oh, they're so yummy.
I know, they're so good.
258
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,459
I got it.
259
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:57,921
- Hey, kiddo.
- Hey.
260
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,174
- What's up?
- Oh, I was just nearby
261
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,467
- 'cause I was getting ice cream.
- You bring me any?
262
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:03,969
I didn't know you wanted any.
263
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,847
Hell yeah, it's ice cream.
Answer's always yes.
264
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:07,931
Can I come in?
265
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:11,977
Um, look, Alice, this is, uh...
266
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,396
This is my Fortress of Solitude.
267
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,064
Oh, I'm so sorry. I should've called
268
00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:18,585
- instead of just busting in. Sorry.
- No, it's okay. Are you all right?
269
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:19,985
Can you wait till tomorrow?
270
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:23,697
Yeah. Honestly... Oh, my God,
I'd love to not think about this today.
271
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,658
- Okay.
- Okay. Bye.
272
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:28,535
Bye. Rocky road.
273
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:32,374
- Is that the kind of ice cream you want?
- Yeah.
274
00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:34,559
She's already taken all the good shit
out of the house.
275
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,251
Bye.
276
00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:41,590
Was that a patient?
277
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:47,513
Uh… …yeah, kinda. She reminds
me of you when you were that age.
278
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:48,972
Oh, I wasn't that cute.
279
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:53,852
Yeah, you were. You want something to eat?
Do you wanna order?
280
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:57,356
Yeah. I was thinking salad,
something super healthy.
281
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:02,653
Now it begins.
282
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,457
So, I wanted to talk to you about...
Nope, nope!
283
00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:17,501
Hey!
284
00:15:18,544 --> 00:15:21,839
I'm gathering that it's still difficult
for you to make eye contact with me.
285
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:26,343
Yeah. Um, I just can't believe
that I tried to kiss you.
286
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,466
It's like, you know,
who does stupid shit like that?
287
00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:30,013
Everybody.
288
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:34,142
Wally, would it help if I told you
that I recently made a mistake
289
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:38,856
with a friend that was,
uh, significantly worse?
290
00:15:40,566 --> 00:15:41,567
I want 'em both.
291
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,195
- Why do you have sad face?
- It's just face.
292
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:47,322
Well, did you try to make out
with your therapist?
293
00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:49,741
A therapist. My point is this:
294
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:51,702
She could see
that I was beating myself up,
295
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:55,163
so she made jokes,
she told me how we're all human.
296
00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:56,248
She made me feel better
297
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,333
even though she was going through
the same shit.
298
00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:00,002
- She sounds cool.
- Yeah.
299
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:02,129
How'd you make her feel better?
300
00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:06,300
I didn't. I m... I made it about me.
301
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:12,973
I think I'm over you. Too selfish.
302
00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:15,976
That's our time, Wally.
303
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:27,154
Hey, listen to this.
I found this the other day.
304
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,532
When you were, I guess,
about six years old,
305
00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:32,409
you were having trouble sleeping.
306
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:37,331
We used to put your feet on top of mine,
and we'd dance till you got sleepy.
307
00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:39,541
You remember that?
308
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:43,921
- I'm afraid I don't.
- Hey.
309
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:21,666
Oh, racist Pam's house. Hold on.
310
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,167
Hold him.
311
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:26,213
She loves her white flowers.
312
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,048
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
313
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,467
- All done. Fuck Pam.
- Yeah, fuck Pam.
314
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:34,096
I'm sorry about your shitty job interview.
315
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:37,474
You know how hard it is to get a job
with a felony on your record?
316
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:40,477
I got denied
by a fucking convenience store
317
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,813
in my best suit with this smile?
318
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,859
We're beautiful people, Sean.
No one supports us.
319
00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:48,318
I didn't ask to look this good.
320
00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:49,695
No.
321
00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:52,656
Look, don't worry about a job
you don't want.
322
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,241
What do you like to do?
323
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,870
Uh, I don't know. I like cooking.
324
00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:01,582
In the army, we would get bored
of those ready-to-eat meals,
325
00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:05,043
so I'd scrape something together,
my buddies would love it.
326
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:06,753
That made me happy.
327
00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:07,921
Being happy matters.
328
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:14,052
Apparently, I have to find something
that makes me happy outside our house.
329
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,805
- So what do you like?
- Telling people how to live their lives.
330
00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:19,808
Do you think anyone will pay me for that?
331
00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:21,703
Uh, nah,
we know you're gonna do that for free.
332
00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:23,395
Yes.
333
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:26,773
Uh, can I talk to you about something?
It's about Alice.
334
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,026
She tried to kiss me.
335
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,360
Oh.
336
00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:31,778
Now everything's all weird.
337
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,908
I didn't even do anything,
and now she's mad at me.
338
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:39,036
Oh, I don't think she's mad at you, Sean.
339
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:43,373
I just think she's scared
of being abandoned.
340
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,584
- Again.
- Yeah.
341
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,587
I hear you.
342
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:49,671
Come on.
343
00:18:49,755 --> 00:18:52,382
Why is there a string coming out
your dog's butt?
344
00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:55,719
Remember his name, Sean.
Remember his name.
345
00:18:56,637 --> 00:18:57,638
Oh, hell.
346
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,474
"And if mentally incapacitated,
347
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:03,519
I direct that I not be kept alive
by artificial means
348
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:05,604
or heroic measures."
349
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,606
Fuck yeah.
350
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:12,236
So if I'm not there mentally,
she can smother me with a pillow.
351
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,154
Seriously? What is wrong with you?
352
00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:16,949
Nothing. It's the way I'd like to go.
353
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:20,869
The last thing I would see would be
the beautiful face of my daughter.
354
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:23,163
Sign the damn thing.
355
00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:25,165
- Okay. Where do I...
- Right there is perfect.
356
00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:27,459
Okay!
357
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:31,964
- So, that's all I need. Thank you, Meg.
- Thank you.
358
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:34,132
I hope that you enjoy the rest
of your stay.
359
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,528
And don't forget, your dad is actually…
360
00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:39,346
…pretty amazing
in spite of all the evidence
361
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,699
that you'll be presented with
for the remainder of your visit.
362
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:43,600
Goodbye, Kevin.
363
00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:45,227
That's me, I'm Kevin.
364
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,270
It's our private little joke
that I secretly hate.
365
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:48,772
Oh, well, that means he likes you.
366
00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:50,774
- That... That's what I said.
- Goodbye, Kevin.
367
00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:53,068
- Okay, here we go. Bye.
- Bye.
368
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:57,614
- I am really proud of you. Bye.
- Bye.
369
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,702
Oof.
370
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:04,496
- You okay?
- Yeah, it's just a lot.
371
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,541
All the legal stuff
and the medical information
372
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,626
from the hot doctor
you wanna have sex with.
373
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,628
Sorry, it is a lot.
374
00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:16,133
- Don't be sorry.
- Meg, I've had the best time with you.
375
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,301
Yeah, me too, Dad.
376
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:22,097
Listen, I have something
that I think will cheer us both up.
377
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:25,058
I spoke to Dave, and he and I both agree
378
00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:28,061
that it is time
to get his mom out of the guest house.
379
00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:31,398
- Oh. Where's she gonna go?
- I don't know. She'll go back home
380
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:35,527
or to some imaginary foot injury,
uh, rehab center.
381
00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:39,156
And we would love for you to…
382
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:43,285
- We would love for you to move in.
- Really?
383
00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:45,162
Yeah, really.
384
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:48,040
You'll have your own bathroom
and kitchen and there's a mini-office.
385
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:50,083
Dave and I can drive you
wherever you need to go,
386
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:53,795
and you'll get some quality time
with Mason. He'll get to know his grandpa.
387
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,173
Wow.
388
00:20:57,591 --> 00:20:59,301
That's so generous.
389
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,180
Ah. Speak of the devil, it's Mason.
390
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,849
Let me... I'll talk to him for a second,
then you guys can...
391
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:08,143
- Hey, hey, no...
- Hi, sweetheart. How is it?
392
00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:10,812
- Really? No.
- Um...
393
00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,440
I don't wanna move to your house.
394
00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:17,236
What?
395
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,321
Yeah, it was so fucked up.
396
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,615
I mean, he couldn't even be
in the same room as me.
397
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:23,968
- He must think I'm so lame.
- Oh, my gosh.
398
00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:26,453
He does not think you're lame, okay?
399
00:21:26,537 --> 00:21:29,623
You know why? 'Cause you're hot as shit,
and you're cool as fuck.
400
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,834
- You're just saying that.
- No, I'm not.
401
00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:34,753
I would never lie about that.
You can get it anytime you want.
402
00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:37,840
It's probably why your dad's always
walking around all jittery all the time.
403
00:21:37,923 --> 00:21:40,384
I really thought I was catching a vibe
from Sean.
404
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,970
Who knows? I mean, maybe you were, right?
405
00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:44,221
But it's complicated for him.
406
00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:47,099
He lives under your dad's roof,
he has his own shit going on,
407
00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:50,477
and at the end of the day,
ma'am, you're only 17.
408
00:21:50,561 --> 00:21:54,398
Uh, ma'am, I'm almost 18.
And he's only 22.
409
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,626
How old was the oldest guy
you were ever with?
410
00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:59,736
- Fifty, but I was a lot older than you.
- Uh-huh, how old?
411
00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:04,658
Nineteen, okay? But this was different,
Mr. Posley was my dad's friend,
412
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:07,744
- and I was really mad at my dad. Okay?
- Oh, my God.
413
00:22:07,828 --> 00:22:10,998
I'm just saying, shit like this happens
to people all the time, okay?
414
00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:14,102
You're making moves on the wrong person,
you're fucking somebody you shouldn't.
415
00:22:14,126 --> 00:22:17,212
But promise you this.
If you and Sean are friends,
416
00:22:17,296 --> 00:22:20,841
which I think you are,
this whole thing's just gonna blow over.
417
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:25,554
- Mmm, I just wish it had never happened!
- No, I get that.
418
00:22:25,637 --> 00:22:27,639
- That shit sounds embarrassing as hell.
- Hey!
419
00:22:27,723 --> 00:22:31,351
However, I am proud of you
because you put yourself out there,
420
00:22:31,435 --> 00:22:34,938
even if it meant that you got hurt.
It means you're on your way back.
421
00:22:35,022 --> 00:22:36,356
Yeah.
422
00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:43,322
Hey. Hey, you two. How's it going?
423
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:45,133
- Gaby, can I talk to you?
- We're not done yet.
424
00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:46,158
No? Okay.
425
00:22:49,036 --> 00:22:51,955
We are done.
426
00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:53,719
He was being a total asshole at the party,
427
00:22:53,749 --> 00:22:56,001
- and I need to torture him a bit more.
- Oh, absolutely.
428
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:58,396
Just wait a few years,
then you can fuck one of his friends.
429
00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,838
Was Mr. Posley hot?
430
00:22:59,922 --> 00:23:02,216
No… …but he meant a lot to my dad.
431
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,222
Meg.
432
00:23:08,305 --> 00:23:10,724
If I hurry, I will get
on a flight tonight, which means that…
433
00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:12,076
- Okay. Wait.
- …I will be able to see
434
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,810
Mason's game tomorrow, so that's nice.
435
00:23:13,894 --> 00:23:15,774
- You don't have to go.
- No, no, no. It's okay.
436
00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:16,855
You explained, I get it.
437
00:23:16,939 --> 00:23:18,666
You can't pick up and move
across the country.
438
00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:22,569
I've got... I've got responsibilities
to p... to patients. Uh...
439
00:23:22,653 --> 00:23:24,464
Right, your patients.
I know how important they are.
440
00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:26,615
They even, uh...
They even drop by your house.
441
00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:28,659
- You... You mean Alice?
- I don't know.
442
00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:30,536
Honey… …she's Jimmy's daughter.
443
00:23:30,619 --> 00:23:32,539
- Oh.
- I'm just trying to help out here.
444
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:33,455
Oh, that's perfect.
445
00:23:33,539 --> 00:23:36,500
You're finally making time in your life
for someone who isn't a patient.
446
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:39,920
You know what's so dumb?
I always thought that would be me.
447
00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:43,090
Hey. Wait, wait, wait.
This is going sideways.
448
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:47,302
I really am grateful
for what you're trying to do for me.
449
00:23:47,386 --> 00:23:52,224
How are you not getting this, Dad?
You are 73, and you are sick.
450
00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:53,993
Are you really gonna spend
the rest of your life
451
00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:56,562
not making things right with me?
452
00:23:56,645 --> 00:24:01,400
I spent my childhood listening to people
tell me how amazing you were.
453
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:04,194
And I would always think,
"Who the fuck are they talking about?
454
00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:05,946
He is never there for me."
455
00:24:06,029 --> 00:24:09,283
We could fix this
without me moving across the country.
456
00:24:09,366 --> 00:24:11,869
I'm just not ready for that.
457
00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:15,664
Not yet.
458
00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:18,292
Not yet. I see.
459
00:24:19,251 --> 00:24:22,129
So, you'll eventually allow us
the pleasure of your company
460
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:26,258
when you can no longer
feed yourself or talk! Lucky us!
461
00:24:26,341 --> 00:24:29,303
Meg. Stop! Please.
462
00:24:29,887 --> 00:24:31,972
I will tell Mason that you said hi.
463
00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:43,400
Fuck!
464
00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:44,526
Jesus.
465
00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:49,239
- So, I spoke to Alice. She's fine.
- Yeah.
466
00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:51,509
Just wanna make sure you remember
what you're supposed to do.
467
00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:52,719
Repeat it back to me.
468
00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:55,204
- Nothing.
- Exactly, you nailed it. Okay?
469
00:24:55,287 --> 00:24:58,290
Thanks again, but it's actually not
what I wanted to talk to you about.
470
00:24:58,373 --> 00:25:01,126
So I realized
in a session today that, um,
471
00:25:01,210 --> 00:25:03,378
I'm really good at taking care
of my patients,
472
00:25:03,462 --> 00:25:05,797
but over the past year,
I've gotten in this habit
473
00:25:05,881 --> 00:25:08,133
of letting the people
in my life take care of me.
474
00:25:08,217 --> 00:25:11,470
Especially you, but I... I don't, uh...
475
00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:12,638
I don't return the favor.
476
00:25:12,721 --> 00:25:14,681
You asking whether or not I had an orgasm?
477
00:25:14,765 --> 00:25:16,683
- No. You did?
- I did, yeah.
478
00:25:16,767 --> 00:25:19,102
- That's great news. More than once?
- Take the win.
479
00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:21,647
Right.
480
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:24,858
You were kind enough to say
that you didn't regret it.
481
00:25:24,942 --> 00:25:27,152
I should've fucking said it back.
482
00:25:27,236 --> 00:25:28,403
Oh, no, it's okay.
483
00:25:28,487 --> 00:25:30,531
Gaby, I should've said it back,
'cause it's true.
484
00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:33,742
Look, I'm not ready for anything
remotely real in my life,
485
00:25:33,825 --> 00:25:35,494
uh, you may be able to tell.
486
00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:39,289
And I understand that I'm safe dick.
487
00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:40,999
- You absolutely are.
- But, um,
488
00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:45,254
you made me feel kind of hopeful
that maybe one day I might be.
489
00:25:45,337 --> 00:25:47,965
I'm... I don't know,
I'm just grateful for that.
490
00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:50,843
Blah. Anyway, that's my spiel.
491
00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:55,222
- Friendship hug?
- Yeah. I would love that.
492
00:25:57,224 --> 00:26:00,644
Okay, and your penis moved.
493
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,771
I mean, it was a shift more than a move.
494
00:26:02,855 --> 00:26:03,939
- Oh, mm-mmm.
- Oh, hey.
495
00:26:04,022 --> 00:26:04,898
- Hey, man.
- Hey, guys.
496
00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:05,816
- Ooh, sh... Sorry.
- Yep.
497
00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:08,402
- You guys up for some barbecue?
- Barbecue? Yes.
498
00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:11,405
- Yes, I would love some more meat.
- Goddamn it, Gaby.
499
00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:12,698
Schwing.
500
00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:14,801
I'm not worried.
501
00:26:14,825 --> 00:26:17,870
You should be. You should
be worried. Are you threatening me?
502
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:22,291
- Hey. Where's Derek?
- Hi. Thank you. Oh, I didn't tell him.
503
00:26:22,374 --> 00:26:23,750
Thank you.
504
00:26:24,251 --> 00:26:26,795
Hey, food's almost ready.
I just need a sous-chef.
505
00:26:29,423 --> 00:26:31,800
Hey, Alice? Wanna help me out?
506
00:26:31,884 --> 00:26:34,511
Okay, damn,
stop bossing me around.
507
00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:38,557
Mm-hmm. Mmm. Mm-hmm.
508
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,562
- Hi, fucker.
- Hey, fucker.
509
00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:46,481
Hey! Do I smell cheeseburgers?
510
00:26:47,858 --> 00:26:50,277
Babe, we love you. Come over.
511
00:26:50,861 --> 00:26:52,404
Okay. I'm starving.
512
00:26:55,866 --> 00:26:57,409
- For me?
- For you.
513
00:26:57,492 --> 00:26:59,578
- Thank you. Oh.
- Mmm. Mmm.
514
00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:12,549
- All right, grub's up.
- All right.
515
00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:14,551
Let's go, let's go.
516
00:27:14,635 --> 00:27:16,553
Burgers.
517
00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:19,223
Ice tea. Lemonade.
518
00:27:19,306 --> 00:27:20,307
Hi.
519
00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:43,622
Hi.
520
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:46,124
U-Uh, I know that Gaby talked to you.
521
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:48,168
Um...
522
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,296
But I was drunk.
523
00:27:52,589 --> 00:27:54,341
I'm... I'm sorry.
524
00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:03,684
I know that this might sound shitty,
525
00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:08,021
but I feel like you owe me
an apology also…
526
00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,819
for dying.
527
00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:18,156
Don't get me wrong, I know that it
probably sucks to be dead, but…
528
00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:23,495
I kind of think
you got to do the easy part.
529
00:28:24,705 --> 00:28:28,750
Oh, Goddamn it.
530
00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:30,878
I miss you so much.
531
00:28:34,882 --> 00:28:36,717
And my whole life just feels fucked.
532
00:28:40,262 --> 00:28:43,515
Which is probably why I had sex
with your best friend.
533
00:28:47,186 --> 00:28:48,187
Hey.
534
00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,931
I'm ju...
I'm just, uh, talking to your mom.
535
00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:01,972
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