1 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:11,696 Some agencies, they help their clients 2 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,698 sell their houses by reducing clutter. 3 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:18,786 We help them by stopping the walls from bleeding. 4 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:20,580 I'm Luke Roman. 5 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:23,500 I have this kind of connection to these things all of my life. 6 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,379 - If you like her... - Hey. 7 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:30,131 You should make a move. 8 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:32,550 Everybody, this is Susan Ireland, our new agent. 9 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:35,803 The technical term is telekinesis. 10 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:39,390 Tonight, for the first time in my entire life, 11 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:42,936 I really felt like I was in control. 12 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:45,865 Those things, they can hurt you! 13 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:49,108 They are dangerous. 14 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:53,279 Until you learn a little more about them 15 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:55,813 you might want to think about doing things our way. 16 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:58,535 Dear. 17 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,328 This house is clean. 18 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:01,996 Bitch. 19 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:04,040 The things I've seen these past few months 20 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,000 feel like one big hallucination. 21 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,963 I'm going to be really busy over the next few weeks. 22 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:12,465 Guess maybe you'll see me if you have time. 23 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:16,511 - Here, buddy, look at me! - Something's changed. 24 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,638 The voices, they're not there. 25 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:20,223 I got nothing. 26 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,457 Hey, I can handle things for a little while. 27 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:24,708 I'm afraid you're going to have to. 28 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:35,196 These final negotiations are always a little... 29 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,781 Tricky. 30 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:38,595 Of course, the seller wants something. 31 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:41,098 The buyer wants something else. 32 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:43,903 And, sometimes, there are 33 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:46,291 other parties involved 34 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:47,750 who have desires of their own. 35 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:53,381 That's when your representation really matters. 36 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,020 Excuse me. I just need to take this. 37 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:12,066 - Zooey, where is he? - I don't know. 38 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,651 He was in his car headed your way 39 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:16,446 when his phone cut out! Did you check in with August? 40 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,031 August is a little busy right now. 41 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,500 Dear. 42 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,887 Shit! 43 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,520 - He's here! - Does he have the key? 44 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:51,397 - Do you have the key? - That thing zapped my car 45 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:53,066 and chased me the last eight blocks! 46 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,510 Real estate is exciting, isn't it? 47 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:59,656 Okay, if August crunched these numbers correctly, 48 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,158 you have, like, seven minutes, Max. 49 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,142 One sec. Hi. 50 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,663 Suppose I could trouble you for a glass of water 51 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,247 and some Tylenol? 52 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:11,417 I have the key! 53 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:13,461 Technology is not cooperating. 54 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,129 As soon as the numbers come up on screen, 55 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:17,757 we need to reset the clock, wind it up and make... 56 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:26,974 Augie, was that you? 57 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:29,769 I find nothing funny about our current situation. 58 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:38,027 Nothing electrical seems to work. 59 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,934 Looks like we have to do this old school. 60 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:58,715 This was so much simpler when Luke could just 61 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,383 talk to these things. 62 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,343 Those days are gone. 63 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,415 Come on, come on! 64 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,226 Read me the numbers when you get 'em! 65 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,811 It looks like eight. 66 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,521 Four, eight. 67 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,945 - Four eight? That's not a time! - Well, that's what it says! 68 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:27,426 Wait. The o in four is directly above the h in eight. 69 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:30,268 Four-eight. 70 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:38,948 Duh. 71 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,507 See, the house was owne by two brothers. 72 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:24,321 An electrician and a plumber. But... 73 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:27,345 One night the electrician murdered the plumber. 74 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,013 So, like Cain and Abel in the Bible. 75 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:30,807 Yeah, most of the really nasty shit 76 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,475 starts in that particular book. 77 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,936 Anyway, they say the grandfather clock you have 78 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,840 stopped at that moment. So, 79 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,482 we had to track down the exact time of death, 80 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,859 find a key that would work in the clock, 81 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:44,028 reset it and then get it running 82 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,302 so that the plumber could move on, but... 83 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:49,450 The electrician fought us every step of the way. 84 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:51,077 So... ooh! 85 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,625 - Who wants to sell a house? - Are you okay? 86 00:05:57,649 --> 00:05:59,377 I'm super! I'm super! 87 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:01,546 August just has a little wet cleanup to do in aisle five 88 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:03,172 and then we're good to go. 89 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,674 So, what now? 90 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,259 Well, now we sell this place! 91 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:08,261 Well, we're a little worried 'cause our neighbors, 92 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:10,054 they showed their house nonstop for six months 93 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,556 before they found a buyer. 94 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:13,558 Remember, it only takes one. 95 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:16,102 One person to step into a house and whammo! 96 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:17,687 Feels like home. 97 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,772 Does it ever really happen that way, though? 98 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,941 - It totally does! - See 99 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:24,193 I believe the right house is like a soulmate. 100 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,571 You can look at a thousand other houses 101 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:28,765 but when the right one comes along, you know. 102 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:30,814 And it's magic. 103 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:35,162 Well, let's hope for some magic. 104 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:37,123 Thanks, Susan! You're amazing! 105 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:43,530 I, I don't suppose you have any jumper cables, do you? 106 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,347 Hey, Susan in yet? 107 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:56,183 - Hopefully not for a while. - I have seven urgent messages 108 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:57,977 for her and she's late for the cantervilles. 109 00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,604 Yeah, well, I'm, six houses behind 110 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:02,168 on pip searches and hcp profiles. 111 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:05,151 - Have you seen August? - In his workshop. 112 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:07,236 He slept on his couch last night. 113 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,739 Yeah, I keep telling myself busy is good, but damn! 114 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,657 This is what our future looks like 115 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:13,534 if Luke doesn't get back, like, now. 116 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,348 Any word at all? 117 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:20,291 Well, then it's time to rattle his cage a little. 118 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:24,921 It's an absolute bloodbath out there. 119 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:27,465 Your neighborhood is white-hot and you're competing with 120 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,050 every house on the block. 121 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:30,874 It's a seller's market. It's like... 122 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:34,513 It's like a big, angry bear and with this kitchen, 123 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:37,183 your house is Leonardo DiCaprio waving a stick. 124 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:39,435 But it's so much money. 125 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:42,813 Look, you knock out this wall, put in a nice big island, 126 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:45,066 upgrade those appliances, a backsplash here, 127 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,776 a wine fridge there and... 128 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,800 You can increase your asking price to this... 129 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:52,722 But you'll only be spending... 130 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:54,909 That. 131 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:57,662 Your r-o-i is going to be at least 84%! 132 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:59,288 Even more if there's a bidding war 133 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,707 and there is nothing like a farm sink 134 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,250 and a restaurant-quality stove 135 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:05,034 to make a buyer think about invading Poland. 136 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:09,527 You are a rock star, Susan! 137 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:13,490 Well... 138 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,434 These are killing me, August. 139 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:22,687 I am literally dying. 140 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:26,774 "The idea is to die young as late as possible." 141 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,359 Ashley montague. 142 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:30,653 I know this agency was founded on luke's ability 143 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,238 to see these things, 144 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:33,823 talk with them, reason with them, 145 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,366 even when they didn't feel like it. 146 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,785 A difficult gift to replace with technology. 147 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:39,870 But he can't do that anymore! So you're the guy! 148 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:41,455 There has to be something more efficient here 149 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:43,040 than scrabble tiles. 150 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:45,126 And yet they came through. 151 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,690 Keep working it, augie. 152 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,180 Hello! 153 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,794 Tell me how you died! 154 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,156 Ha. 155 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,575 - What a day. - Yeah. 156 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:19,729 How are we doing on mcteer and Bryce? 157 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:22,538 Mcteer title's clean. 158 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,040 Bryce had a lien from a crazy roofer, 159 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,541 but we're getting it cleared up. 160 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,959 Did you finish the pip on Sanderson? 161 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,961 Two previous owners, no dops, 162 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,546 no undies, no baby janes. 163 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,200 Okay. No deaths on premises, 164 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:36,835 nobody buried under the basement and... 165 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,847 Don't tell me. 166 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:42,808 Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, 1962. 167 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,269 - Nobody... - Blah! 168 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:46,854 Nobody being tormented by a family member! 169 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,439 That's it! 170 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,133 Um... 171 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:52,568 I, 172 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,752 I noticed you brought in three more normies this week. 173 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,490 Not every house has to be a horror show. 174 00:09:57,514 --> 00:10:00,284 And I'm supposed to look at a bank repo this afternoon 175 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:01,869 that Julie chen is interested in. 176 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:05,348 Aren't you getting, um, a little tired? 177 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:08,459 And I'm only asking because the rest of us 178 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,669 are really exhausted watching you. 179 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:13,297 I thrive on being busy. Always have. 180 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:14,924 I'm living my best life. 181 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,476 Next step is to take out the wall. 182 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,228 Try not to make too much of a mess. 183 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:30,231 You're on a crusade about the radiation. 184 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:33,818 - Yeah, they have... - Gamma rays on vegetables. 185 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,528 What the hell is that? 186 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,794 I don't know. 187 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,440 They asked us to look for... 188 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:38,174 The finger... So they could sew it back on. 189 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,884 Any luck? 190 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:43,304 Guy's probably lawyering up as we speak and where's Susan? 191 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,806 It was her idea to remodel the kitchen. 192 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:49,351 Well, Susan is primarily a sales and marketing specialist. 193 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,770 When shit gets real and your walls start to bleed, 194 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,190 they generally call on mister Ripley and myself. 195 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,401 So, tell me about this voice you heard. 196 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,653 It was a very high one, a boy. 197 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:02,364 Little one, singing his heart out. 198 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,866 It was beautiful. 199 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,868 Like that choir. The... 200 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,204 - The Vienna boys' choir. - Exactly! 201 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,873 Yeah, we can check, but most of them 202 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,209 probably have an airtight alibi. 203 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:16,420 Being in, you know... Vienna. 204 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,714 Where is this Luke Roman person? 205 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,799 His name is on the sign! Why isn't he getting involved 206 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,743 with this? Where the hell is he? 207 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,361 Bless me, father, for I have whiffed. 208 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,725 Gimme three hail mary's and close your stance. 209 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:52,607 So, I'm here for my biweekly wellness check. 210 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,542 Stopped going to fun land? 211 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,419 Stopped being fun. 212 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,993 Now it's just land. 213 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,342 Anything new on the adoption front? 214 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,511 They say it's only a matter of time 215 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,205 and finding the right situation. 216 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,475 It'll work out. 217 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,519 So, how're you keeping busy these days? 218 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,145 Watch a lot of TV. 219 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,606 You know, jeopardy is a lot more challenging 220 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,220 without the voices whispering the answers in my ear. 221 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,615 I think I found your mom. 222 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,557 Got some hits on the name. 223 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,504 Kinda tracked her through a couple of towns over the years. 224 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,770 Yay, Internet! 225 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,670 Where is she? 226 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,380 Not far. 227 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,914 I want to check out some things, you know, just to make sure. 228 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,622 Well, keep me posted, okay? 229 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,931 Everything good at the office? 230 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:54,330 Yeah... Susan's killing it. 231 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,382 Felt kinda bad about the Travis house fallout. 232 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,192 She didn't even work for us then. 233 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,611 Did you not see her interview on channel seven? 234 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,295 No. You know, I've been kind of... 235 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,600 A reminder that the wonders of modern life come with danger 236 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,956 and that's why the Roman agency 237 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,875 is sponsoring the home safe home initiative, 238 00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:21,253 subsidizing furnace inspections to low-income housing. 239 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,838 Because home is the one place 240 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,782 where you should always feel safe. 241 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,886 - Wow. - Yeah, it was a great idea. 242 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,554 Totally saved our bacon. 243 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,578 That's great. 244 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,639 Did you hear we sold the Donovan house? 245 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:41,690 - It's a great property. - Once you get past the portal 246 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,859 - and the hellhound and... - Sister act? 247 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,633 Yeah. 248 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,314 So, you coming back or what? 249 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,162 Thinking Monday. My dad's birthday and I know 250 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,306 he'd tell me to get my lazy butt back to work. 251 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,321 Besides... 252 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,533 Runnin' outta quarters. 253 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,622 Hail Mary, full of grace. 254 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:15,464 Do you see the finger? 255 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,666 - No. - Are you sure? 256 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,837 I work in real estate. 257 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,275 I'm perfectly aware of what a middle finger looks like. 258 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,867 - Luke! - William! 259 00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,869 How's our favorite repeat client? 260 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:01,455 - I am well! - I am wonderful. 261 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,269 Now, where is Sylvia? 262 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,127 Susan? She is really busy, 263 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,296 but I thought I'd drop off this housewarming gift. 264 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,632 - Very kind. - I take it 265 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,467 - you're starting something new? - Yes. 266 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,469 You know how I like to start every new novel 267 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,471 in a new and fresh place. I mean, 268 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:20,307 if you cannot frighten your own Willy off you 269 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:21,850 from time to time to prove to yourself 270 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,852 that you're still fogging up the mirror? 271 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,646 Well, this place'll do it. 272 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,170 Yes. In fact. 273 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,692 I was just getting the spare keys 274 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,466 and a few tips from the former owner. 275 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,935 Hello, Luke. 276 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,687 Megan. Hi. 277 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,255 Well, I think perhaps, 278 00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,949 I'm just going to go indoors and... 279 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,779 Get better acquainted. Yes. 280 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,685 Hey. 281 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:09,439 Congratulations on the sale. 282 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,276 - Yeah. - And the residency. 283 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,236 It's really exciting. 284 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,196 Kinda scary. 285 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,739 Well, you don't scare that easy. 286 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,744 So, when do you leave? 287 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,308 Day after tomorrow. 288 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,541 I was gonna call you. 289 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,293 It's okay. 290 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,919 You got a lot going on. 291 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,384 How are you getting by without the, um...? 292 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,908 I'm good. 293 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,867 Some days are better than others. 294 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,436 But I'm good. 295 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,420 You know, it feels really ironic. 296 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:53,008 The things you do... Did. 297 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,319 The things you saw and talked to. 298 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,393 Those were the things that I struggled with. 299 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:03,354 And, now, they're um... They're kinda gone. 300 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,694 And you're leaving, too. 301 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:28,576 Thank you for making my world so much bigger. 302 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,963 It's that bank repo. They call it the ensom house. 303 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,799 I finally got up here to check it out. 304 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,453 Look, I'll call you back. 305 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,516 Whammo. 306 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,563 I believe the right house is like a soulmate. 307 00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,693 You can look at a thousand other houses, 308 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,507 but when the right one comes along, 309 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,801 you know. 310 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,178 And it's magic. 311 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,631 Wowza. 312 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:24,985 I'm sorry. I do not understand your request. 313 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,163 - Sure. - There's a smart-house function. 314 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,413 What can I do for you? 315 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,416 Just looking. 316 00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:37,205 Please let me know if you have any questions, Susan. 317 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,723 How'd you... 318 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,904 Did the bank add me to the database? 319 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:47,558 Yes. Please let me know if you have any questions. 320 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,343 Sorry I'm late. Everything okay? 321 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,907 The cantervilles are freaking out. 322 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,263 Okay. In moments like these 323 00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,474 I think it's important we follow a process. 324 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,601 Luke always counted on intuition and magic 325 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,353 those days are over. 326 00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:17,938 - Susan, sh. - No, no. 327 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,689 I think we need to face the truth here. 328 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:22,609 Luke has lost his special sauce. He's just a regular guy now... 329 00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:24,133 On a good day. 330 00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:28,637 Luke! 331 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,455 So, it's a step-by-step process I call echidna: 332 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:39,793 Engage, coordinate, handhold, investigate, de-terminate, 333 00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:42,128 - neutralize, assess. - De-terminate? 334 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,464 A lot of our clients don't really understand what we do. 335 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,383 So, when we get fired... Terminated 336 00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:47,801 which we always do. 337 00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:50,387 We need to be rehired. De-terminated. 338 00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:52,806 But why echidna? 339 00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:56,142 Echidna is an egg-laying mammal indigenous to Australia. 340 00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,603 - Well, there you go. - It's a mnemonic. 341 00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,564 To help you remember the key steps of the process. 342 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:03,149 Well, heaven forbid you forget your echidna. 343 00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:06,987 Great. Good. Thanks so much. 344 00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:08,738 Can you catch me up on what's happening 345 00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,852 - with the Kingston place? - Boy. 346 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:13,493 The devores want a contingency deal, right? 347 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,120 But Jack kingston's not having it. 348 00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:17,444 He says, "buy it or don't. I don't care." 349 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:29,426 Return to the sweet embrace of the grave. 350 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:31,790 We've tried any number of devices to 351 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,931 facilitate communication beyond the veil. 352 00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:39,747 There's something about toys that works particularly well. 353 00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:44,316 Possibly their simplicity and... Playful appearance 354 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,180 create a rapport with those on the other side. 355 00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,363 Luke, do you think this... 356 00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,467 Your current status, do you think it's... 357 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,427 Permanent? 358 00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:01,439 You mean do you think I'm going to remain a normal person? 359 00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:03,904 Well, gee, I hope so. 360 00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:08,048 Yeah? What? 361 00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:09,612 Your office. 362 00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:32,405 Why were you so nasty to Susan? 363 00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,199 I wasn't nasty. 364 00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:37,035 You were a condescending, dismissive jerk. 365 00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:38,578 Look, we have a lot of work to do. 366 00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:40,497 Susan is great. You know that I think she is great, 367 00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:43,333 but she does tend to get bogged down in the process. 368 00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:45,085 And we just don't have the time. 369 00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:48,254 Well, Susan made the time to keep this agency running 370 00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:49,839 while you were off having your two-month 371 00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:51,873 case of the mondays! 372 00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:58,707 - Where is she? - I have no idea. 373 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:03,186 Where does she go when she feels sad, unappreciated and 374 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:05,050 justifiably pissed off? 375 00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:47,001 Who's there? 376 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:25,290 Um... house? 377 00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,796 House control voice thingy? 378 00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:38,114 Creepy man-projecting Internet connected simulated person unit? 379 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:40,718 Hello, Susan. 380 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,478 Did you just play that music a minute ago? 381 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:45,811 Did you not like it? 382 00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:50,822 - I... Yes, it was fine. - It just startled me. 383 00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:53,630 I'm sorry. 384 00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:56,716 My device at home waits until I ask it to play music. 385 00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:59,910 Yes, the older models do that. 386 00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:04,827 I gotta go. 387 00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:07,727 Come back... soon. 388 00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:18,988 - I was... - I am really grateful 389 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:21,852 for the way you stepped up and ran things while I was away. 390 00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,244 I don't know if I expressed that really well in there 391 00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:27,038 and I'm really sorry if I sounded like anything 392 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:29,374 other than really grateful. Really. 393 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:32,688 You know you say "really" a lot during difficult conversations? 394 00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:36,031 No shit? 395 00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:41,261 - Sorry to interrupt. - Whattaya got? 396 00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:43,596 A few things dribbling in on the canterville house. 397 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,599 1938, a ten-year-old boy named Samuel macadams 398 00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:48,518 died of Scarlet fever in the house. 399 00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:50,270 Child's voice. 400 00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:51,855 It all adds up. 401 00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:53,669 What all adds up? It's one clue. 402 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:58,069 I'll take it from here. 403 00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:00,905 Yeah, um... I'll let you know when the... 404 00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:02,448 Rest of the records come in. 405 00:28:05,893 --> 00:28:07,620 So, you're really just going to do this yourself? 406 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:09,205 Screw the process. 407 00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:11,416 Susan, you took what we do and you color-coded it. 408 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,626 There's nothing magical about your process. 409 00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:16,360 It's my process with a cute name but without the intuition. 410 00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:21,703 Susan. 411 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,369 What are you going to do? Rat me out to zooey again? 412 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:36,232 - You go ahead. - I'll be right up. 413 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:41,214 I'm telling you, mom, I was killing it. 414 00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:42,818 Clients loved me. 415 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:45,333 Competitors respected me. 416 00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:47,833 Bob Livingston feared me. 417 00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:50,390 Monsters are always afraid of fire. 418 00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:54,269 And I like Luke! 419 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,854 I like the old Luke. The new Luke seems... 420 00:29:58,422 --> 00:30:00,672 Defensive. Territorial. 421 00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:03,695 Just insecure. 422 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:06,009 You never really know what people are going through. 423 00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:09,021 Now, that being said, 424 00:30:09,558 --> 00:30:11,728 I never believed you'd be truly happy 425 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,914 unless you work someplace with your name on the door. 426 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:17,228 Am I that arrogant? 427 00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:19,233 That good. 428 00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:25,800 Do you remember that house we had 429 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,302 on the shore that one summer? 430 00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:29,387 The one with the amazing ocean view? 431 00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:30,972 You really loved that house. 432 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:33,474 It was bright and cheerful 433 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:36,378 and I would just lie there and daydream. 434 00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:40,128 That was the one summer daddy wasn't away at work. 435 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:44,547 I would just lie in the sunshine... 436 00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:46,725 And listen to him play piano. 437 00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:50,274 That was a good summer. 438 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,998 Anyway, I... I found a beautiful house 439 00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:58,862 that brings it all back. 440 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,569 I didn't know you were thinking of moving. 441 00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:05,742 Neither did I. 442 00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:17,923 Heading for the canterville place? 443 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:23,274 - So, how's this work? - You speak slowly and clearly 444 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:25,526 and pull the string. 445 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,820 The words that come out are those of... 446 00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:29,394 Whatever is there. 447 00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:37,266 You are... certain you're up for this? 448 00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:39,791 It's a kid, August. 449 00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:41,542 A kid lost in a house. If I can't handle this, 450 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,146 I might as well hang it up. 451 00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:47,449 Luke. 452 00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:18,037 We were beginning to wonder if you were real. 453 00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:19,981 Yeah, I get that a lot. 454 00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:30,091 You going somewhere? 455 00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:32,535 We can't stay here another night. 456 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:36,996 I think I have a solution. 457 00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:46,670 Randall, get in the car. 458 00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:58,228 We are going to stay with my sister 459 00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:03,082 and that stops being fun... Really fast. 460 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,625 Get rid of this thing, 461 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:09,199 or pull up your sign and get out. 462 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,673 Shit. 463 00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:15,757 Samuel? 464 00:34:17,347 --> 00:34:19,057 I don't know if you can hear me, 465 00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:22,286 but I'm here to help. 466 00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:40,827 Let me guess. 467 00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:42,829 Not Samuel. 468 00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:51,107 If it's not the little boy, who is it? 469 00:34:51,131 --> 00:34:52,858 His name was Edgar Cornell. 470 00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:55,278 He was a serial killer. He murdered six people 471 00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:57,280 that we know of. 472 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,200 He removed various body parts and dropped them in mailboxes. 473 00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:02,702 This was in, like, '78, '79. 474 00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:05,705 He was convicted and executed in 1985 475 00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:07,123 but in between, in the early '80s, 476 00:35:07,147 --> 00:35:08,916 - he lived in this house. - My god. 477 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:11,419 Yeah, Luke could not have gotten this more wrong. 478 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,546 He has no idea what he's walking into. 479 00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:17,925 But what about the voice, the-the singing? 480 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:20,303 The thing was, he had this freaky high voice. 481 00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:22,054 He lured his victims by impersonating a child 482 00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:23,848 in trouble. 483 00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:26,767 Like a lot of serial killers, Cornell liked trophies. A... 484 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,561 Hair ribbon here, jewelry there. 485 00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:31,397 A body part that he would cut off or bite off. 486 00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:32,940 - Trophies! - That's gotta be it. 487 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,650 He came back for the trophies! 488 00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:37,445 - But why now? - He's been dead since '85! 489 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,280 Look, we're right outside. 490 00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:41,240 How long until you guys get here? 491 00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:42,908 We're, like, a minute away. 492 00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:45,578 Hurry! Luke's in there with no powers, no clue... 493 00:35:45,602 --> 00:35:47,692 And that... Thing! 494 00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:04,375 I came back to get my goodies. 495 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:09,310 - Stay back! - Luke, he's a serial killer. 496 00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:11,145 He collected trophies from his victims. 497 00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,813 They must have been hidden in the wall! 498 00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:14,690 The kitchen remodel brought him back from wherever 499 00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:16,224 to find them! 500 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,721 It's somewhere in the wall! Find it! 501 00:36:19,469 --> 00:36:21,049 Go, quickly! 502 00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:23,949 The hole needs to be bigger. 503 00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:25,159 - Zooey, watch out. - What? 504 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,786 - Watch out. - Okay. 505 00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:33,901 Waahh! 506 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,076 His name was happy Dan. 507 00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:49,141 Luke, look out! 508 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:53,688 - What am I looking for? - A bag, or a box. 509 00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:55,481 Jewellery; A hair ribbon. 510 00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,475 Body parts. 511 00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:00,969 My god. 512 00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:06,242 Hey! Handsome! 513 00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:08,346 Give me a call when your voice changes. 514 00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:15,815 Susan! Here! 515 00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:50,911 You guys are all so tough 516 00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,975 until somebody torches your goodies. 517 00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:00,045 Thanks, Deb. 518 00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:02,319 As soon as the kitchen is done, we hit the market. 519 00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:06,026 Yeah, I spoke with the contractor. Yeah. 520 00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:08,833 Yeah, I sort of lit a fire under his ass. 521 00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:11,432 Two weeks. Great. 522 00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:12,996 'Kay, bye. 523 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,311 The cantervilles? 524 00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:17,229 We're back on. 525 00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:18,753 So we are de-terminated. 526 00:38:19,422 --> 00:38:20,922 Great job on this, Susan. 527 00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:23,511 - Thanks. - No, I mean. 528 00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:26,597 I screwed up and you pulled it out. 529 00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:32,524 You really should take some time. 530 00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:35,247 Time? 531 00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:36,791 You could be kicking ass and closing escrow 532 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,501 almost single-handedly. 533 00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:41,337 Take a few days off! I got this covered. 534 00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:47,760 Um... Yeah. Maybe. Thanks. 535 00:38:47,784 --> 00:38:49,345 Hey, Bob. 536 00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:52,199 Yeah. Back at the helm, steering the ship. 537 00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:55,601 Listen, about this, Frederico listing, 538 00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:57,603 what's his bottom line price? 539 00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:17,645 Julie, it's Susan. 540 00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:21,483 Hey, so I checked out that bank repo like you asked. 541 00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:24,797 Yeah. 542 00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:27,241 No, it's okay. It's just, um... 543 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,329 It's just not for you. 544 00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:33,505 Yeah. 545 00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:37,167 N-No, yeah, of course, we'll keep on looking. 546 00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,344 Okay. Goodbye. 547 00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:29,676 Feels weird coming here to feel close to you. 548 00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:34,178 Lacks the atmosphere of fun land. 549 00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:36,978 And the hot dogs aren't nearly as good. 550 00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:42,149 Sorry I haven't been by in a while. 551 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,152 But I'm, back at work 552 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,990 and, dad, I'm just tearing it up. 553 00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:53,698 Alienated Susan, 554 00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:56,555 best real estate agent to ever live. 555 00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:58,159 Faced down a serial killer 556 00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:01,936 armed with nothing but a stuffed animal 557 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,840 and an epic misunderstanding of the situation. 558 00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:07,835 And you'll like this. 559 00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:11,839 Phil thinks he found mom. 560 00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:15,282 Yeah. 561 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:17,016 "For reals" this time. 562 00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:31,114 For as long as I can remember I wanted to ask her... 563 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:36,042 Why? 564 00:41:40,790 --> 00:41:42,370 Why'd she leave? 565 00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:46,384 What did we do? 566 00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:51,276 What did I do? 567 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,901 I really wish that we could talk about these things. 568 00:42:18,077 --> 00:42:19,617 Maybe someday. 569 00:42:22,165 --> 00:42:23,755 Maybe not. 570 00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:30,338 Here, dad. 571 00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:35,843 Nice catch.