1 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:10,744 Man: TWO ABSOLUT MARTINIS UP, ANOTHER DEWARS ROCKS. 2 00:00:10,811 --> 00:00:12,213 I DON'T THINK WE'RE GOING TO RUN THE TABLE 3 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:13,447 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ASKING. 4 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,449 Man 2: IT'S NOT. DEEP BACKGROUND. 5 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,385 I'M NOT GOING TO COME CLOSE TO USING YOUR NAME. 6 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:19,019 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO COME CLOSE TO GETTING A QUOTE, EITHER. 7 00:00:19,087 --> 00:00:20,788 WHY ARE WE SITTING HERE? 8 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:21,655 YOU SAT DOWN. 9 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,491 IS JOSH ON HIS WAY OUT? 10 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:25,193 NO. IS HE? 11 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:26,060 I KNOW HE'S YOUR FRIEND. HE IS. 12 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:27,395 DID CALDWELL SAY...? 13 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:28,729 BILLY, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS. 14 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:29,663 WHO DO I CALL? 15 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:30,398 NO ONE. 16 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:31,965 JUST TELL ME WHO TO CALL. 17 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,468 WELL, YOU COULD CALL 1-800-BITE ME. SAM... 18 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:36,604 HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE, BILLY. IT'S A NON-STORY. 19 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:38,539 OKAY, YOU'RE LYING NOW, AREN'T YOU? 20 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:41,342 THAT HURTS. WHY WOULD I LIE TO A JOURNALIST OF ALL PEOPLE? 21 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:43,311 WHY DO YOU KEEP LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER? WHY? 22 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,113 ALGER HISS WALKED IN WITH MY SECRET PUMPKIN. 23 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:45,813 WHAT? 24 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:46,880 A WOMAN... 25 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:48,549 I THINK SHE'S LOOKING AT ME. 26 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:49,183 REALLY? 27 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:50,484 I DON'T KNOW. 28 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:54,922 I NEVER KNOW IF THEY'RE LOOKING OR NOT. 29 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:57,325 ( exasperated sigh ) 30 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:58,992 YEAH, I THINK SHE WAS. 31 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,261 I WANT TO THANK YOU 32 00:01:00,328 --> 00:01:02,963 FOR THE CASUAL WAY THAT YOU DID THAT JUST NOW. 33 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:05,233 SHE PROBABLY DIDN'T NOTICE THAT. 34 00:01:09,703 --> 00:01:11,372 TV reporter: Well, also in the news this morning 35 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:13,441 25 cars jumped the tracks 36 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:16,544 spilling 20,000 gallons of sodium hydroxide. 37 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:19,347 17 ACROSS IS WRONG. IT'S JUST WRONG. 38 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:20,748 DO YOU BELIEVE THAT, RUTH? 39 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:21,915 YOU SHOULD CALL THEM. 40 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:23,184 I WILL CALL THEM. 41 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:24,152 Woman: TELEPHONE, LEO. 42 00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:25,186 I'M IN THE SHOWER. 43 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:26,420 IT'S POTUS. 44 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:28,055 Federal investigators have wrapped up 45 00:01:28,122 --> 00:01:32,059 their field investigation with an eerie test at the scene. 46 00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:33,594 YEAH. 47 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:35,996 Woman: YOU CAN HAVE A NORMAL LIFE. 48 00:01:36,063 --> 00:01:38,499 YOU'D BE AMAZED AT HOW NORMAL I CAN BE. 49 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:41,202 SEE, IT'S ALL ABOUT BUDGETING YOUR TIME. 50 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:43,837 THIS TIME, THIS HOUR-- THIS IS MY TIME. 51 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:46,140 5:00 A.M. TO 6:00 A.M. 52 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:47,475 I CAN WORK OUT, AS YOU SEE. 53 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:49,877 I CAN THINK ABOUT PERSONAL MATTERS. 54 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,745 I CAN... MEET AN INTERESTING MAN. 55 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:52,746 ( pager beeping ) 56 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:53,747 THE TRICK IS... 57 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:54,682 YOUR BEEPER'S GOING. 58 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:55,549 WHAT? 59 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:56,884 I THINK YOUR BEEPER'S GOING. 60 00:01:56,950 --> 00:02:00,154 ( beeping continues ) 61 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:01,822 ( yells ) 62 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,173 ( pager beeping ) 63 00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:28,716 YEAH, THIS IS JOSH LYMAN. 64 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:29,817 WHAT'S GOING ON? 65 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,352 Flight attendant: We ask at this time 66 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:33,821 that you turn off all electronic devices 67 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:36,324 stow your tray table and return your seat backs 68 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,559 to the full and upright position. 69 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:40,661 We will be landing shortly at Washington-Dulles Airport... 70 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:42,830 SIR, I NEED YOU TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER. 71 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,498 I'M JUST ABOUT DONE. 72 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:46,234 I NEED YOU TO TURN OFF YOUR LAPTOP, SIR. 73 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:48,101 IT INTERFERES WITH OUR NAVIGATIONAL SYSTEMS. 74 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,503 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GUYS SAY THAT 75 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,572 IT SOUNDS PRETTY RIDICULOUS TO MOST PEOPLE, RIGHT? 76 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:52,740 SIR... 77 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:53,707 MR. ZIEGLER? 78 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:54,975 YEAH. 79 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:56,344 A MESSAGE WAS JUST PATCHED UP TO THE COCKPIT FOR YOU. 80 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:58,246 I'M NOT SURE I'VE GOT IT RIGHT. 81 00:02:58,312 --> 00:03:01,148 "POTUS IN A BICYCLE ACCIDENT"? 82 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:03,217 YOU GOT IT RIGHT. 83 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:05,653 YOU CAN'T USE YOUR PHONE UNTIL WE LAND, SIR. 84 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:08,822 WE'RE FLYING IN A LOCKHEED EAGLE SERIES L-1011. 85 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:10,958 IT CAME OFF THE LINE 20 MONTHS AGO. 86 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,327 IT CARRIES A SIM-5 TRANSPONDER TRACKING SYSTEM. 87 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:15,162 ARE YOU TELL ME I CAN STILL FLUMMOX THIS THING 88 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:17,898 WITH SOMETHING I BOUGHT AT RADIO SHACK? 89 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:20,301 YOU CAN CALL WHEN WE LAND, SIR. 90 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:24,104 ALSO, I NEVER GOT MY PEANUTS. 91 00:03:24,171 --> 00:03:25,639 Woman: HOW YOU DOING, SAM? 92 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,408 Sam: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 93 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:29,810 THE WATER PRESSURE IN HERE IS REALLY IMPRESSIVE. 94 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,312 I KNOW. 95 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:33,180 YOU COULD RUN HYDRAULICS IN HERE. 96 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:34,548 YOU WANT SOME? 97 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:35,349 I'M FINE. 98 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:36,517 I'M WASTED. 99 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:38,452 AND PROBABLY FREE OF CATARACTS. 100 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:39,920 I GET THAT. THAT'S FUNNY. 101 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:41,188 THANK YOU. 102 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:43,724 OH, WAIT, I'M SORRY. YOUR MESSAGE... 103 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:45,993 YOUR PAGER WENT OFF WHILE YOU WERE IN THE SHOWER. 104 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,629 I HIT THE BUTTON, 'CAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS MINE. 105 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:50,864 "POTUS IN A BICYCLE ACCIDENT. 106 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:52,433 COME TO THE OFFICE." 107 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:56,404 I MEMORIZED IT JUST IN CASE I ERASED IT BY ACCIDENT. 108 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:59,540 THESE THINGS LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE. 109 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:02,743 ANYWAY, LIKE I SAID, I'M TOTALLY BAKED, BUT, UM... 110 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:05,012 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M A DRUG PERSON. 111 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,514 I JUST LOVE POT. 112 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:07,848 UH, LAURIE, I HAVE TO GO. 113 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,149 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 114 00:04:09,216 --> 00:04:10,351 IT'S 5:30 IN THE MORNING. 115 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:11,952 I KNOW THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. 116 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:13,186 NOT THAT GOOD, NO. 117 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,622 I REALLY LIKE YOU 118 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,657 IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER, I'LL CALL YOU. 119 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:18,959 STAY RIGHT HERE. SAVE YOURSELF A CALL. 120 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:20,828 IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T SEE THE LOGIC IN THAT 121 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:22,330 BUT I REALLY GOT TO GO. 122 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:25,699 'CAUSE "POTUS" WAS IN A BICYCLE ACCIDENT? 123 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,468 YUP. 124 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,504 HMM... 125 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,682 ( sighs ) 126 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:43,951 TELL YOUR FRIEND POTUS HE'S GOT A FUNNY NAME 127 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,886 AND HE SHOULD LEARN HOW TO RIDE A BICYCLE. 128 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,755 I WOULD, BUT HE'S NOT MY FRIEND, HE'S MY BOSS 129 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:49,923 AND IT'S NOT HIS NAME, IT'S HIS TITLE. 130 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:52,159 POTUS? 131 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:54,194 PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 132 00:04:54,261 --> 00:04:56,330 I'LL CALL YOU. 133 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:04,237 ( series of beeps ) 134 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,773 ( single beep ) 135 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:14,882 Security officer: IT'S A NICE MORNING, MR. McGARRY. 136 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:17,050 WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT IN A HURRY, WON'T WE, MIKE? 137 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:18,419 YES, SIR. 138 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:21,021 DON'T KILL THE MESSENGER, LEO. 139 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:23,056 OH, WHY THE HELL NOT, BONNIE? 140 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:24,057 Bonnie: FIVE MINUTES? 141 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,192 PLEASE. 142 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:26,293 HEY, EMMA. MORNING. 143 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,795 WILSON. HEY, LEO. 144 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,262 JOE. JEFFREY. 145 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,263 WHATEVER. 146 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,565 JOSH! 147 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:32,933 HEY, DONNA. MORNING, LEO. 148 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,201 IS HE IN YET? 149 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,069 YEAH. 150 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:37,638 CAN YOU GET HIM? 151 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,172 JOSH! 152 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:40,173 THANKS. 153 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,174 I HEARD IT'S BROKEN. 154 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:42,510 YOU HEARD WRONG. 155 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:43,611 IT'S A MILD SPRAIN. 156 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:44,845 HE'LL BE BACK LATER TODAY. 157 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:46,346 AND WHAT WAS THE CAUSE OF THE ACCIDENT? 158 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:48,048 WHAT ARE YOU, FROM STATE FARM? 159 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:49,149 GO, DO A JOB, WOULD YOU? 160 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:50,217 I'M JUST... 161 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:51,819 HE WAS SWERVING TO AVOID A TREE. 162 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:52,853 AND WHAT HAPPENED? 163 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:53,921 HE WAS UNSUCCESSFUL. 164 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,389 YEAH, THAT'S FINE. 165 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:58,091 JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING TILL YOU TALK TO JUSTICE. 166 00:05:58,158 --> 00:05:59,460 HOW MANY CUBANS EXACTLY 167 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:00,894 HAVE CRAMMED THEMSELVES INTO THESE FISHING BOATS? 168 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:01,529 IT'S IMPORTANT 169 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:03,063 TO UNDERSTAND, LEO 170 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,798 THAT, BY AND LARGE, THEY'RE NOT FISHING BOATS. 171 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:07,801 YOU HEAR FISHING BOATS, YOU CONJURE THE IMAGE OF... 172 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,603 WELL, OF A BOAT, FIRST OF ALL. 173 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:10,938 WHAT THE CUBANS ARE ON 174 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:13,741 WOULD CHARITABLY BE DESCRIBED AS RAFTS, OKAY? 175 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,543 THEY'RE MAKING THE HOP FROM HAVANA TO MIAMI 176 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:18,446 IN FRUIT BASKETS, BASICALLY. LET'S BE CLEAR ON THAT. 177 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:19,747 DONNA'S DESK, IF IT COULD FLOAT 178 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,348 WOULD LOOK GOOD TO THEM RIGHT NOW. 179 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:23,016 I GET IT. HOW MANY ARE THERE? 180 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,184 WE DON'T KNOW. 181 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:25,753 WHAT TIME EXACTLY DID THEY LEAVE? 182 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:26,887 WE DON'T KNOW. 183 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:28,789 DO WE KNOW WHEN THEY GET HERE? NO. 184 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:31,091 TRUE OR FALSE: IF I WERE TO STAND ON HIGH GROUND IN KEY WEST 185 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,660 WITH A GOOD PAIR OF BINOCULARS 186 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:35,195 I'D BE AS INFORMED AS I AM RIGHT NOW. THAT'S TRUE. 187 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:37,665 THE INTELLIGENCE BUDGET'S MONEY WELL SPENT, ISN'T IT? 188 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,366 TELL HIM TO SEND IN THE COAST GUARD. 189 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:42,436 THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT TO OUR TERRITORIAL WATERS. 190 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:44,271 WHAT IF THE D.E.A. SUSPECTED THEY HAD DRUGS? 191 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:46,039 DOES THE D.E.A. SUSPECT THERE ARE DRUGS? 192 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:46,740 WE CAN MAKE A PHONE CALL. 193 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:47,541 JOSH! 194 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:48,742 IF THE D.E.A. OR NAVY INTEL 195 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,511 THOUGHT THE CUBANS WERE BRINGING IN DRUGS 196 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:52,580 WOULDN'T WE HAVE TO GO OUT THERE AND SEARCH THOSE RAFTS 197 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:55,616 WITH, YOU KNOW, GUNS AND BLANKETS? 198 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:57,785 YOU LOOK LIKE HELL, YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU? 199 00:06:57,851 --> 00:07:00,387 YES, I DO. LISTEN, LEO, DID HE SAY ANYTHING? 200 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:02,055 DID HE SAY ANYTHING? 201 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:04,858 THE PRESIDENT'S PISSED AS HELL AT YOU, JOSH, AND SO AM I. 202 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:05,726 I KNOW. 203 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:07,227 WE GOT TO WORK WITH THESE PEOPLE 204 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:09,396 AND WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET OFF STRUTTING YOUR...? 205 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:10,564 I KNOW. AL CALDWELL'S A GOOD MAN. 206 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,099 AL CALDWELL WASN'T THERE. 207 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:14,735 I'M SAYING YOU TAKE EVERYONE ON THE CHRISTIAN RIGHT 208 00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:17,237 DUMP THEM INTO ONE BIG PILE AND LABEL THEM STUPID. 209 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:18,539 WE NEED THESE PEOPLE. 210 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:19,740 WE DO NOT NEED THESE PEOPLE. 211 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:20,541 JOSH... 212 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:21,675 WE NEED AL CALDWELL. 213 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:23,176 WE WANT AL CALDWELL. 214 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:24,712 WE DO NOT NEED JOHN VAN DYKE. 215 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,246 WE DO NOT NEED MARY MARSH. 216 00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:27,447 AND I THINK THERE SHOULDN'T BE 217 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:28,616 INSTANT REPLAY IN FOOTBALL 218 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:30,383 BUT THAT'S NOT MY CALL NOW, IS IT? 219 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,384 IT WAS STUPID. 220 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,586 DAMN STRAIGHT. 221 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,154 I WAS RIGHT, THOUGH. 222 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:36,289 LIKE I DON'T KNOW THAT. 223 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:38,258 OH, MR. McGARRY, HAVE THEY DONE AN X RAY? 224 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:39,359 YUP. 225 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:40,561 IS ANYTHING BROKEN? 226 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:43,230 A $4,000 LYNEX TITANIUM TOURING BIKE 227 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,932 THAT I SWORE I'D NEVER LEND ANYONE. 228 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,767 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. HOW DID HE...? 229 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:48,368 HE'S A KLUTZ, MRS. LANDINGHAM. 230 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:49,503 YOUR PRESIDENT'S A GEEK. 231 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:50,971 MR. McGARRY, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL 232 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:52,973 ABOUT THAT KIND OF TALK IN THE OVAL OFFICE. 233 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,274 I APOLOGIZE. 234 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:56,176 JUST IN THIS ROOM, MR. McGARRY, IS ALL I'M ASKING. 235 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:59,146 YES. OH, BONNIE, CALL O.E.O.B. 236 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:00,514 AND SET UP A BRIEFING FOR THE VICE-PRESIDENT 237 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:02,015 AND LET'S COORDINATE 238 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,617 WITH KATEY SIMONS' OFFICE ON THE APPOINTMENTS. 239 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:04,417 SHOULD I GET EVERYBODY IN? 240 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,119 YEAH. 241 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:09,256 MARGARET, PLEASE CALL THE EDITOR OF THE NEW YORK TIMESCROSSWORD 242 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:12,560 AND TELL THEM THAT "KHADDAFI" IS SPELLED WITH AN "H" AND TWO "Ds" 243 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:14,662 AND ISN'T A SEVEN-LETTER WORD FOR ANYTHING. 244 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:16,797 IS THIS FOR REAL OR IS THIS JUST FUNNY? 245 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:18,632 APPARENTLY IT'S NEITHER. 246 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:19,933 ANYTHING I CAN SAY OTHER THAN 247 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,602 THE PRESIDENT RODE HIS BICYCLE INTO A TREE? 248 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:23,003 HE HOPES NEVER TO DO IT AGAIN. 249 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:24,672 SERIOUSLY, THEY'RE LAUGHING PRETTY HARD. 250 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:26,607 HE RODE HIS BICYCLE INTO A TREE, C.J. 251 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:27,775 WHAT DO YOU WANT...? 252 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,677 "THE PRESIDENT, WHILE RIDING A BICYCLE 253 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:31,344 "ON HIS VACATION IN JACKSON HOLE 254 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:32,646 CAME TO A SUDDEN ARBOREAL STOP." 255 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:33,513 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 256 00:08:33,581 --> 00:08:34,615 A LITTLE LOVE, LEO. 257 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:35,749 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE CUBANS? 258 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:36,950 I DON'T KNOW ANY MORE THAN JOSH. 259 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,519 SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 1,200 AND 2,000 CUBANS 260 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,188 BEGAN EMBARKING FROM A FISHING VILLAGE 261 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:42,355 30 MILES SOUTH OF HAVANA. 262 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:42,923 WHERE ARE THEY HEADED? 263 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:43,824 VEGAS. 264 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,158 MIAMI, THOUGH IT'S NOT CLEAR 265 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:46,927 HOW SOPHISTICATED THE NAVIGATIONAL EQUIPMENT... 266 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:49,963 NAVIGATIONAL...? "THAT WAY IS NORTH" IS PRETTY MUCH... 267 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,733 IF ONE OF THESE GUYS COULD THROW A SPLIT-FINGERED FASTBALL 268 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:53,901 WE'D SEND IN THE U.S.S. EISENHOWER. 269 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,235 THAT'S NOT ENTIRELY TRUE. 270 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:57,370 FOR GOD'S SAKE, FORGET ABOUT THE JOURNEY. 271 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:59,272 THE VOYAGE IS NOT OUR PROBLEM. 272 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:01,508 WHAT'S OUR PROBLEM? WHAT TO DO WHEN THE NINA 273 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,844 THE PINTA AND THE GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE HIT MIAMI. 274 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:05,112 CAN'T SEND THEM BACK. SAM? 275 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:06,814 THEY'D GO TO JAIL IF THEY'RE LUCKY. 276 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,315 WE'LL GET WHACKED IN, WHAT...? 277 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,650 THREE DISTRICTS-- DADE COUNTY. 278 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:12,385 NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT IT'S WRONG. 279 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:13,453 WHAT ABOUT TEXAS? 280 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:14,955 I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 281 00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:16,790 KEEP JOSH IN THE LOOP ON THIS THROUGHOUT THE DAY. 282 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:18,225 ME? MY DAY'S A LITTLE TIGHT... 283 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,960 DEAL WITH IT. 284 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:20,961 AND I'M HAPPY TO, IT'S JUST THAT... 285 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:21,929 SAM... 286 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,263 I'M JUST SAYING, ISN'T THIS MORE 287 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:24,965 OF A MILITARY AREA? 288 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:28,401 MILITARY. 289 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:29,236 YEAH. YOU THINK 290 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:30,437 THE UNITED STATES 291 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:32,005 IS UNDER ATTACK FROM CUBANS IN ROWBOATS? 292 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,506 I MUST SAY I LIKE OUR CHANCES. 293 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,676 MIND-BOGGLING TO ME THAT WE EVER WON AN ELECTION. 294 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:37,711 PAT THOMAS WANTS TO CALL UP THE GUARD. 295 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:38,812 HE SHOULDN'T. HE'S RIGHT. 296 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,480 YOU CREATE A PANIC SITUATION. 297 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:43,183 I AGREE WITH JOSH AND I AGREE WITH C.J. AND I AGREE WITH SAM 298 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,785 AND YOU KNOW HOW THAT MAKES ME CRAZY. 299 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:46,720 YEAH, I DO. THEY'RE RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES. 300 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,889 YOU DON'T START A GAME OF RED ROVER WITH CASTRO 301 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,691 BUT YOU DON'T SEND IN THE NATIONAL GUARD. 302 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:51,892 YOU SEND FOOD AND DOCTORS. 303 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:53,761 SEE THAT I.N.S. WORKS WITH THE RED CROSS 304 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,295 AND THE CENTERS FOR DISEASE CONTROL. 305 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:56,496 MY C.D.C. GUY'S ON THE PHONE. 306 00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:57,631 GO. TALK TO HIM. 307 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,132 TALK TO HIM. 308 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:02,235 MOVING ON. LET'S TALK ABOUT JOSH. 309 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,771 Billy: AL CALDWELL SCARES THE HELL 310 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,005 OUT OF THE PRESIDENT AND JOSH KNOWS IT. 311 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:06,439 Woman: HE'S NOT GOING TO FIRE HIM. 312 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:07,841 HE'S GOT NO CHOICE. 313 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:08,976 BILLY, THE PRESIDENT'S 314 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,477 NOT GOING TO FIRE JOSH LYMAN. 315 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:11,611 HE DOESN'T HAVE A CHOICE. 316 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:13,046 ( buzzer sounds ) 317 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,783 I HAD DRINKS WITH SAM SEABORN LAST NIGHT. 318 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,651 SAM SAID THE PRESIDENT WAS GOING TO FIRE... 319 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:18,886 HE NEEDS THESE PEOPLE. 320 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,520 HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO GIVE THEM JOSH. 321 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:22,422 C.J.: FOLKS, FOLKS... 322 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:23,757 BILLY, WHAT DO YOU THINK...? 323 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,425 HE DOESN'T HAVE A CHOICE. 324 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:27,594 GOOD MORNING. 325 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:31,031 DR. RANDALL HAYMEN, H-A-Y-M-E-N 326 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:33,533 CHIEF OF ORTHOPEDICS AT ST. JOHN'S HOSPITAL 327 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,802 HAS DIAGNOSED THE PRESIDENT 328 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,270 WITH A MILD SPRAIN IN HIS LEFT ANKLE 329 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:38,438 SUSTAINED WHILE CYCLING 330 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,207 INTO A LARGE CYPRUS TREE. 331 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:41,308 ( all laughing ) 332 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:42,876 DETAILS CAN BE FOUND IN THE POOL REPORT 333 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,411 THAT LINDA AND SUZANNE ARE DISTRIBUTING 334 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,714 ALONG WITH POOL PHOTOGRAPHS OF THE PRESIDENT 335 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,749 RESISTING THE HELP OF A SECRET SERVICE AGENT 336 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,718 AND THEN FALLING DOWN AGAIN. 337 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:53,620 BY ALL MEANS, ENJOY YOURSELVES. 338 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:54,621 ITEM NUMBER TWO... 339 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:55,588 C.J., HAS THE PRESIDENT...? 340 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,623 IT'S A LIGHT DAY, CHRIS. 341 00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:58,025 LET'S JUST GET THROUGH THIS 342 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,893 AND THEN I'LL TAKE A COUPLE QUESTIONS. 343 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,730 ITEM NUMBER TWO: THE ASSOCIATION OF RETIRED MUNICIPAL... 344 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,903 No, well, I can tell you that you don't believe 345 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,605 in any God that I pray to, Mr. Lyman 346 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:13,673 not any God I pray to. 347 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:14,942 Lady, the God you pray to 348 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,244 is too busy being indicted for tax fraud. 349 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:18,746 ( tape rewinding ) 350 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,247 I can tell you that you don't believe 351 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,649 in any God that I pray to, Mr. Lyman 352 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:23,851 not any God I pray to. 353 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,118 Lady, the God you pray to 354 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,420 is too busy being indicted for tax fraud. 355 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:30,357 ( tape rewinding ) 356 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,591 Lady, the God you pray to 357 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:33,193 is too busy being indicted for... 358 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,863 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WORN THAT TIE ON TELEVISION. IT BLEEDS. 359 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:38,065 I DON'T THINK IT WAS THE TIE THAT GOT ME IN TROUBLE. 360 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,599 BUT I TOLD YOU A ZILLION TIMES... 361 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:40,667 WHAT'S THAT? 362 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:41,701 IT'S COFFEE. 363 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:42,702 I THOUGHT SO. 364 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:43,703 I BROUGHT YOU COFFEE. 365 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:44,704 WHAT'S GOING ON, DONNA? 366 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:45,739 NOTHING. DONNA... 367 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:46,740 I BROUGHT YOU COFFEE. 368 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:47,975 CLOSE THE DOOR. 369 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:55,382 DONNATELLA MOSS, WHEN DID YOU START WORKING FOR ME? 370 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,716 DURING THE CAMPAIGN. 371 00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:57,617 AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MY ASSISTANT? 372 00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:59,086 A YEAR AND A HALF. 373 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,721 WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU BROUGHT ME COFFEE? 374 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:03,056 IT WAS NEVER. 375 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,391 YOU'VE NEVER BROUGHT ME A CUP OF COFFEE. 376 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,759 IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF... 377 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:08,896 DONNA, IF I GET FIRED, I GET FIRED. 378 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,932 DO YOU THINK HE'S GOING TO DO IT? 379 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:12,732 NO. 380 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,234 ( knocking ) 381 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,168 IT'S TOBY. 382 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,804 YOU WON THAT ELECTION FOR HIM-- 383 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:20,207 YOU AND LEO AND C.J. AND SAM. 384 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,708 OPEN THE DAMN DOOR. ( knocking ) 385 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,844 ( quietly ): AND HIM. 386 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,582 THANKS FOR THE COFFEE. 387 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:30,617 YOU'RE WELCOME. 388 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,052 DONNA BROUGHT YOU COFFEE? 389 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,754 SHUT UP. 390 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,890 WHAT'S UP? 391 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,962 WHAT'D I TELL YOU BEFORE YOU WENT ON THE AIR YESTERDAY? 392 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:43,964 YOU SAID, "DON'T GET CUTE WITH MARY MARSH." 393 00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:45,732 I SAID DON'T GET CUTE WITH MARY MARSH. 394 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,634 I SAID AL CALDWELL IS NOT TO BE TREATED 395 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,002 LIKE SOME REVIVAL TENT CLOWN. 396 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,637 AL CALDWELL WASN'T THERE. 397 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:51,939 HE SURE AS HELL WAS WATCHING. 398 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,640 LOOK, I ALREADY TOOK LEO'S MORNING BEATING. 399 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:54,641 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 400 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,243 I WANT YOU TO KEEP YOUR JOB. 401 00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,546 HOW? 402 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,548 I'M GOING TO MAKE A SUGGESTION, WHICH MIGHT HELP YOU OUT 403 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,650 BUT I DON'T WANT THIS GESTURE TO BE MISTAKEN 404 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,418 FOR AN INDICATION THAT I LIKE YOU. 405 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:06,820 I UNDERSTAND. 406 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,790 IN PREPARATION FOR THE SUNDAY MORNING 407 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:13,193 RADIO ADDRESS ON FAMILY VALUES... 408 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,461 WHEN DID THAT GET ON THE SCHEDULE? 409 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:15,462 LISTEN TO ME FOR ONE SECOND. 410 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:16,596 WHEN DID IT GET ON THE...? 411 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:17,931 IT'S A REGULAR SUNDAY MORNING. 412 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:18,866 WHEN DID WE SCHEDULE FAMILY VALUES? 413 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,033 WE SCHEDULED IT, JOSH 414 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,169 AFTER YOUR SMUG, TAUNTING, YOU KNOW 415 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,872 CALAMITOUS PERFORMANCE ON CAPITAL BEAT. 416 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,676 AMERICA FOR BETTER FAMILIES, THE A.A.F. 417 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,678 AND AL CALDWELL... MARY MARSH. 418 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:34,181 I INVITED THEM ALL FOR COFFEE THIS AFTERNOON ALONG WITH 419 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:35,949 A COUPLE OF SPEECH WRITERS TO TALK ABOUT... 420 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:36,950 WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR. 421 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,252 YES. YES, SIR. 422 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,921 PRESIDENTS ARE ROLLING OVER IN THEIR... 423 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,089 COME TO THE MEETING. 424 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,090 NO! 425 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,557 COME TO THE MEETING AND BE NICE. WHY? 426 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:45,825 SO C.J. CAN PUT IT IN THE PAPERS. 427 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:47,827 AL CALDWELL'S FRIENDS WITH BAD PEOPLE. 428 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,829 I THINK HE SHOULD SAY SO FOR THE COMMON GOOD. 429 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,498 SCREW POLITICS-- HOW ABOUT THAT? 430 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,800 YOU DON'T RUN SOCIAL POLICY FOR THIS GOVERNMENT. HOW ABOUT THAT? 431 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,135 TOBY... 432 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,337 I'M IN CHARGE OF THE MESSAGE AROUND HERE. 433 00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:58,939 IT'S MY JOB TO TELL THE PRESIDENT 434 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:01,808 THAT THE BEST THING HE CAN DO FROM A P.R. STANDPOINT 435 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,576 IS TO SHOW YOU THE DOOR. 436 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:10,150 COME TO THE MEETING. 437 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:11,518 BE NICE. 438 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,253 KEEP YOUR JOB. 439 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,092 YEAH, I'LL BE THERE. 440 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:24,697 OH, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 441 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,233 WHAT'S THAT? 442 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,867 ONE OF THE KIDS FROM THE NEWSROOM 443 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,237 CLIPPED THAT FROM THE JOURNALTHIS MORNING. 444 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:33,106 GUESS WHO'S LEAVING LENNOX/CHASE TO START CONSULTING IN TOWN? 445 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,542 SHE'S LEASING OFFICES DOWNTOWN. SHE STARTS TODAY. 446 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:36,609 WHO'S SHE WORKING FOR? 447 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:40,113 I'M CHECKING IT OUT. 448 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:52,993 THAT'S A GOOD PICTURE OF HER. 449 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,803 Woman: BRUCE? 450 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:04,404 BRUCE? 451 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:05,838 BRUCE?! 452 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,308 I MAY HAVE JUST GOTTEN BACK INTO THE BUSINESS THIS MORNING 453 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,143 BUT I DIDN'T COME BY WAY OF A TURNIP TRUCK 454 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,045 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 455 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,580 YOU PHAFF ME AROUND ON THIS 456 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,648 AND I'M GOING TO GET CRANKY RIGHT IN YOUR FACE. 457 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:20,187 NOW, I WAS YOUR SOURCE ON 443-- BIG, FAT BYLINE ABOVE THE FOLD? 458 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:24,224 IT'S TIME WE PLAY "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY?" 459 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,858 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT YOU'RE GOING TO TRY,BRUCE. 460 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,860 THIS ISN'T GYM CLASS. 461 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,463 ( siren blaring ) 462 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,132 I SAID, "GYM CLASS." 463 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:33,366 ( siren continues ) 464 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,035 GYM CLASS? 465 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,737 ( siren continues ) 466 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,206 ( siren stops ) 467 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,740 BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT IN GYM TO TRY 468 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:41,808 BUT IT IS NOT NECESSARILY... 469 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:44,377 BRUCE, IT WAS A SIMPLE METAPHOR. 470 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,178 NOW, LISTEN UP. 471 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,579 YOU'RE MISINTERPRETING ME 472 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,315 AND THE SENATOR 473 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,849 AND IT'S BUSH- LEAGUE REPORTING. 474 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,084 IT'S BENEATH EVEN YOUR NEWSPAPER. 475 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,519 YOU KNOW YOU RAN A RED LIGHT BACK THERE. 476 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,154 HOLD ON. BRUCE, HUCKLE ME LIKE THIS 477 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:55,255 I'LL MAKE YOU CRY LIKE A GIRL. 478 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,023 LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, PLEASE. 479 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,324 JUST A SECOND. 480 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,259 LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, NOW, PLEASE. 481 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,593 LISTEN, I'M UNDER ARREST. 482 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:04,497 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK, BRUCE. 483 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,666 Man: THEY'RE 21/////2 PERCENT IN THE THIRD QUARTER 484 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,268 AT THE END OF THE FISCAL YEAR. 485 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,736 Leo: THAT'S FINE, BUT THE PRESIDENT'S 486 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,971 GOING TO LOOK AT THE W.B.O. REVENUE ANALYSIS 487 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,906 AND SAY THAT ECONOMISTS WERE PUT ON THIS PLANET 488 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,542 TO MAKE ASTROLOGERS LOOK GOOD. 489 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,410 ( laughter ) 490 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,211 LEO... 491 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,412 LUTHER, BALL PARK-- 492 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,014 ONE YEAR FROM TODAY, WHERE'S THE DOW? 493 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,715 TREMENDOUS. UP A THOUSAND. 494 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,084 FRED, ONE YEAR FROM TODAY? 495 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,252 NOT GOOD. DOWN A THOUSAND. 496 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,553 A YEAR FROM TODAY 497 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,621 ONE OF YOU IS GOING TO LOOK PRETTY STUPID. 498 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:29,722 CAN WE GO NOW? 499 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,858 OH, GO, GET OUT. 500 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:34,027 WE HAVE A STORM SYSTEM MOVING INTO SOUTH FLORIDA. 501 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,662 SEE? WITH ANY LUCK 502 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:38,631 THE CUBANS WILL TURN AROUND AND LIVE TO DEFECT ANOTHER DAY. 503 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,168 THEY'RE PROBABLY ALL TUNED TO THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE. 504 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,436 BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M HERE FOR. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 505 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,005 LOOK AT THE WHOLE FIELD. WE'RE ABOUT TO GET TAGGED. 506 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,240 WITH REGARD TO WHAT? 507 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:48,675 REELECTION. OH, WE'RE NOT THERE YET. 508 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,378 DON'T LET LLOYD RUSSELL PUSH US AROUND ON MEDICARE 509 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,912 OR MEDIUM-RANGE MISSILES. 510 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:55,182 YOU'RE TAKING LLOYD RUSSELL TOO SERIOUSLY. 511 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,549 HIS NUMBERS ARE GETTING INTERESTING. 512 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,518 HOLLYWOOD LIKES HIM. HE CAN RAISE MONEY. 513 00:16:58,585 --> 00:16:59,686 WE'RE NOT THERE YET. 514 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,354 30-SECOND HYPOTHETICAL: YOU'RE LLOYD RUSSELL 515 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,390 NEWLY CROWNED PRINCE OF THE WHITE SUBURBAN WOMAN 516 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,658 THE UPPER MIDDLE CLASS BLACK MAN, THE TEACHERS' UNION; 517 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:06,959 YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF THE SITTING PRESIDENT-- 518 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,128 WHAT DO YOU DO? 519 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,862 PUT TOGETHER AN EXPLORATORY COMMITTEE. 520 00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:10,963 WHO RUNS IT? 521 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,999 YOU. I ALREADY GOT A JOB. 522 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,000 FOR THE MOMENT. 523 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,268 WHO DO YOU GET? 524 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,904 IF I COULD GET MANDY TO LEAVE $900,000 A YEAR 525 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,506 AT LENNOX/CHASE, I'D GET MANDY. 526 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:20,340 YOU'D BE SMART. 527 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,041 COME TO THINK OF IT, YOU THINK 528 00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,543 SHE'D BE INTERESTED IN HIS JOB? 529 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:24,544 YOU'RE IN LUCK. 530 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:25,545 SHE IN TOWN? 531 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:26,746 JUST GOT HERE TODAY. 532 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,081 WHAT'S SHE DOING? 533 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,383 WORKING FOR LLOYD RUSSELL. 534 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:33,620 MARGARET! GET ME SENATOR RUSSELL'S OFFICE 535 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,256 ON THE PHONE. 536 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:37,924 IS THAT THE SAME SUIT YOU WORE YESTERDAY? 537 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:40,527 YEAH. 538 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:41,628 YOU? 539 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:42,695 YEAH. 540 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:49,636 I THINK IT'S HIM. 541 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:50,437 IT IS. 542 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,272 OKAY, I'M GOING OVER THERE. 543 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,475 ( clears throat ) 544 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,211 EXCUSE ME. 545 00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,579 WE'RE SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR LUNCH. 546 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,214 WE'RE JUNIORS AT FLORIDA STATE. 547 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,215 WE'RE WITH THIS POLI-SCI GROUP. 548 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,750 ANYWAY... WE WANT TO SAY 549 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:04,884 WE THINK YOU'RE EXCELLENT 550 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:05,885 AND CAN WE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH. 551 00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,354 SURE. THIS IS MANDY HAMPTON. 552 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,788 SHE'S EXCELLENT, TOO. 553 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,123 FROM THE CAMPAIGN. 554 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,192 WAIT... DIDN'T YOU GUYS USED TO BE A THING? 555 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,593 JENNIFER! SORRY. 556 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:14,927 SHE USED TO STEAL MONEY FROM ME. 557 00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:15,995 REALLY? YEAH. 558 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,096 THANKS FOR STOPPING BY. 559 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:18,931 THANKS. THANKS. SURE. 560 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,367 Both: BYE. SEE YOU. 561 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,368 LISTEN, YOU CALLED ME. 562 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,802 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 563 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,103 IS LLOYD GOING TO RUN? 564 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,638 I REALLY DON'T CARE ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. 565 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:26,673 HE'S A LIGHTWEIGHT. 566 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:27,674 YOU DON'T LIKE HIM? 567 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:28,608 NOT WHEN I CAN'T USE HIM. 568 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,210 I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE 569 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,811 HE'LL BE ON THE BUDGET SURPLUS. 570 00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:32,812 YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW HIM. 571 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:33,846 I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS. 572 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,648 NOT THESE DAYS YOU DON'T. 573 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,384 JEEZ, MANDY, IT'S NOT LIKE THESE PEOPLE 574 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,452 WERE IN OUR CAMP TO BEGIN WITH. 575 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,354 THEY'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO TRIP OVER YOUR MOUTH 576 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,622 AND YOU HANDED IT TO THEM. 577 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,124 IT'S CHRISTMAS MORNING FOR MARY MARSH. 578 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,128 YOU'RE A FULBRIGHT SCHOLAR. 579 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:50,797 ARE YOU HONESTLY THE ONLY ADULT IN AMERICA 580 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:51,831 WHO DOESN'T THINK 581 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,334 YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE FIRED? 582 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:57,970 DO WHAT TOBY'S TELLING YOU TO DO. 583 00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,440 DID YOU JUST CALL HIM "LLOYD"? 584 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:01,241 WHO? 585 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,275 SENATOR RUSSELL. 586 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,676 WHEN? JUST NOW. 587 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,512 YOU SAID, "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 588 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,113 IS LLOYD GOING TO RUN?" I DON'T REMEMBER... 589 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:08,648 THAT'S UNUSUAL THAT YOU'D CALL A SENATOR 590 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,150 BY HIS FIRST NAME TO A THIRD PARTY. 591 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,952 A THIRD PARTY? KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 592 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,354 NO, BUT AS LONG AS ONE OF US DOES... 593 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,589 YOU'RE DATING LLOYD RUSSELL. 594 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,293 YES. 595 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,196 WOW. THAT'S GREAT. 596 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:24,231 ARE YOU GOING TO FREAK OUT? 597 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,232 NO, NOT AT ALL. 598 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,566 I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS GAY. 599 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,301 NO, YOU DIDN'T. I DID. HE'S NOT GAY. 600 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,403 YOU SURE? VERY SURE. 601 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,771 HE ALWAYS SEEMED EFFEMINATE TO ME. 602 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,874 HE HAPPENS TO BE VERY ATHLETIC, PLENTY MASCULINE. 603 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:35,875 I THINK HE'S A WOMAN. 604 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,977 JOSH, TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. 605 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:41,614 I DO. 606 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,149 THE NEW YORK TIMES IS GOING TO RELEASE 607 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,451 A POLL IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS. 608 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:48,455 IT BRINGS YOUR UNFAVORABLES UP TO 48%. 609 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,589 THIS IS THE FIRST I'M HEARING OF IT. 610 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:50,690 YOU'LL HAVE IT IN ABOUT AN HOUR. 611 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:51,758 WHERE'D YOU GET THIS? 612 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,593 WE DON'T PLAY FOR THE SAME TEAM ANYMORE. 613 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:54,894 ONE MINUTE, YOU'RE GIVING ME CAREER ADVICE. 614 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,028 NEXT MINUTE, YOU'RE TELLING ME 615 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,029 WE DON'T PLAY FOR THE SAME TEAM? 616 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,130 I'M ONLY HERE A WHILE. 617 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,599 I WANT YOU AT YOUR FIGHTING WEIGHT 618 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,534 WHEN I START BITCH-SLAPPING YOU GUYS AROUND THE BELTWAY. 619 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,710 YOU AND LLOYD RUSSELL, HUH? 620 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,379 YEAH. 621 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,889 17 ACROSS. 622 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:26,058 YES, 17 ACROSS IS WRONG. 623 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,060 YOU'RE SPELLING HIS NAME WRONG. 624 00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:30,062 WHAT'S MY NAME? 625 00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:31,531 MY NAME DOESN'T MATTER. 626 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,666 I'M JUST AN ORDINARY CITIZEN 627 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,803 WHO RELIES ON THE TIMES CROSSWORD FOR STIMULATION 628 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,472 AND I'M TELLING YOU THAT I'VE MET THE MAN TWICE 629 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:42,509 AND I'VE RECOMMENDED A PREEMPTIVE EXOCET 630 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,377 MISSILE STRIKE AGAINST HIS AIR FORCE 631 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,778 SO I THINK I KNOW HOW... 632 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,280 LEO! 633 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,082 THEY HANG UP ON ME EVERY TIME. 634 00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:51,250 THAT'S ALMOST HARD TO BELIEVE. 635 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,685 WHAT DO YOU NEED? 636 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,354 NIGHTLINE WANTS SOMEONE FOR THE EAST ASIAN... 637 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,622 SEND NAOMI. WHAT ELSE? 638 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:57,590 THERE MIGHT BE A PRESS LEAK ON A3-C3. 639 00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,826 THAT WAS HUTCHINSON. WHAT ELSE? 640 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:00,693 LEO... 641 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,495 PLEASE DON'T ASK ME ABOUT JOSH. 642 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:03,563 I WAS GOING TO... 643 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:04,964 I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. 644 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:05,998 YOU KNOW THE PRESIDENT. 645 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:07,434 SO DO YOU. YOU KNOW HIM BETTER. 646 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,001 I'VE KNOWN HIM 40 YEARS, C.J. 647 00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:10,437 AND ALL I CAN PROMISE YOU IS 648 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,405 ON ANY GIVEN DAY, THERE'S REALLY NO PREDICTING 649 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,741 WHAT HE'S GOING TO CHOOSE TO CARE ABOUT. 650 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:15,575 YEAH. 651 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,410 I'M SORRY. I'M LATE. 652 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,348 Man 1: YOU CAN'T USE THOSE STATS. 653 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:22,214 Man 2: THE ASSAULT STATS. 654 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,316 THEY'RE WRONG. 655 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,684 Sam: THEY'RE FROM YOUR OFFICE. 656 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,152 WE GOT THEM FROM HUD. AND THEY'RE WRONG? 657 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:27,954 IF THEY WERE RIGHT, DON'T USE THEM. 658 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,590 A) LET'S MAKE THEM RIGHT. B) WHY CAN'T I USE THEM? 659 00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:32,158 THE 76-YEAR-OLD GRANDMOTHER. 660 00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:33,326 EVERY TIME WE USE THOSE STATS 661 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:34,494 CARR AND GILMORE... 662 00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:35,995 WHO'S THE 76-YEAR-OLD GRANDMOTHER? 663 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:38,465 DAILY, 17,000 AMERICANS DEFEND THEMSELVES WITH A GUN... 664 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:39,799 THAT IS FLATLY UNTRUE. 665 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:42,469 ...INCLUDING A 76-YEAR-OLD GRANDMOTHER IN CHICAGO 666 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:43,603 WHO DEFENDED HERSELF AGAINST AN INTRUDER 667 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:44,637 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 668 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:46,038 JUST DON'T USE THE STAT. 669 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,974 A 76-YEAR-OLD GRANDMOTHER DOESN'T DEFEND HERSELF 670 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,176 WITH A MODIFIED AK-47 ASSAULT RIFLE, LARRY 671 00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:52,345 UNLESS SHE'S DEFENDING HERSELF AGAINST TURKISH REBELS. 672 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:53,546 EXCUSE ME. 673 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:54,714 YOU GUYS KNOW MY ASSISTANT CATHY. 674 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,315 WE TALK A LOT ON THE PHONE. 675 00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:57,784 YEAH. HI. I NEED YOU FOR A SECOND. 676 00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,753 ALL RIGHT. CALL ME AT THE END OF THE DAY. 677 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:01,988 LEO'S WIFE CALLED. 678 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,222 THAT WOMAN HATES ME. 679 00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:04,557 YES. WHAT'D I DO? 680 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,693 YOU TRIED TO HIT ON HER AT A PARTY FUND-RAISER. 681 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,595 YES. I MEANT RECENTLY. WHY DID SHE CALL? 682 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,062 SHE WANTS YOU TO TALK... 683 00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,864 FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME, I DIDN'T KNOW WHO SHE WAS. 684 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,466 HOW MUCH LONGER WILL I BE CRUCIFIED FOR THAT? 685 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:14,734 A LITTLE WHILE LONGER, ANYWAY. 686 00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:16,569 I WOULD THINK MOST WOMEN WOULD BE FLATTERED. 687 00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:17,937 I THINK LEO WAS ESPECIALLY TOUCHED. 688 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,071 WHAT DOES SHE WANT? 689 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:20,540 SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE A TOUR TO SOME STUDENTS 690 00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:22,409 FROM HER DAUGHTER'S FOURTH GRADE CLASS. 691 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:24,243 SHE CAN'T MAKE IT AND WANTS YOU TO DO IT. 692 00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:25,945 I CAN'T. YOU HAVE TO. 693 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:27,346 THEY WROTE ESSAYS. 694 00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:28,781 REALLY, I CAN'T. I'M NOT A GOOD TOUR GUIDE. 695 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,349 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE. 696 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:31,984 YOU WANT TO TELL MRS. McGARRY THAT? 697 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,853 ( beeping ) OH, GOD, PLEASE LET THIS BE 698 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:34,987 A NATIONAL EMERGENCY. 699 00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:43,930 Woman: Cashmere Escorts. 700 00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,164 HI. YOU PAGED ME? 701 00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:46,165 Who is this? 702 00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:47,166 THIS IS SAM SEABORN. 703 00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:48,134 I'm sorry. 704 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,469 There's been a mistake. 705 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:50,470 WHO'S THIS? 706 00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:54,206 Cashmere Escort Service. 707 00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:56,843 OKEYDOKE. 708 00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:57,544 PAGE ME. 709 00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:58,411 WHERE YOU GOING? 710 00:22:58,478 --> 00:22:59,546 I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE. 711 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:00,980 PAGE ME AND PUNCH IN THE NUMBER. 712 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,389 YOU SWITCHED PAGERS WITH SOMEONE. 713 00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:11,558 A WOMAN'S ABOUT TO CALL ME. 714 00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:12,324 SHE'S NOT GOING TO KNOW WHY. 715 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,760 PUT HER THROUGH. 716 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:25,838 ( phone ringing ) 717 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:26,639 HELLO? 718 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:27,840 Laurie: Hello. 719 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:28,841 You paged me? 720 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,276 LAURIE. 721 00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:31,377 Who's this? 722 00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:32,378 IT'S SAM. 723 00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:33,179 Hi. 724 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,380 SAM SEABORN. 725 00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:35,181 Yeah. 726 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,415 You called me. 727 00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:38,851 YEAH, UH, ACTUALLY, YOU CALLED ME 728 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,554 AND THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE MY PAGER 729 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:44,390 AND... I HAVE YOURS. 730 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:46,258 Oh... 731 00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:48,027 YEAH. 732 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:51,464 L-LISTEN, CAN I COME BY AND SEE YOU REAL QUICK? 733 00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:52,965 Yeah. 734 00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:54,400 THANKS. 735 00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:55,835 GOOD. 736 00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:57,704 OKAY. 737 00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,706 I'M HOLDING FOUR COLUMN INCHES... 738 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,574 YOU'RE GOING TO BE WRONG. 739 00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:02,809 GUYS, I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME 740 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:04,176 TO ANSWER QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW. 741 00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:05,444 C.J., HAS THE...? 742 00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:06,946 DOESN'T STOP YOU FROM ASKING THEM. CHRIS? 743 00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:09,348 HAS THE PRESIDENT HAD ANY REACTION TO JOSH ON THE SHOW? 744 00:24:09,415 --> 00:24:10,583 NONE THAT I'M AWARE OF. 745 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,018 DO YOU KNOW...? SERIOUSLY, THAT'S IT. 746 00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:14,153 I'LL GET YOU WHEELS-DOWN TIME WHEN I'VE GOT IT. 747 00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:19,158 THEY'RE PICKING UP THE SCENT. 748 00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:21,661 BILLY IS. THE REST OF THEM ARE PICKING UP BILLY'S SCENT. 749 00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:23,062 JOSH IS GOING TO COME TO THE COFFEE. 750 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,631 KEEP HIM COOL. 751 00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:33,039 I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU THAT. 752 00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:36,909 HIS WORK WITH THE SOUTHERN BAPTIST LEADERSHIP CONFERENCE... 753 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,645 HIS WORK WITH THE CATHOLIC LEAGUE... 754 00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:39,879 HE'S SPOKEN AT MY CHURCH. 755 00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:41,113 YES, HE HAS. 756 00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:43,683 HE ALSO SPENT EIGHT MONTHS TRAVELING AROUND THE COUNTRY 757 00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:46,553 DISCOURAGING YOUNG WOMEN FROM HAVING ABORTIONS. 758 00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:48,120 HANG ON-- HE NEVER SAID ANYTHING... 759 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:50,489 HE DOES NOT BELIEVE THAT IT'S THE GOVERNMENT'S PLACE 760 00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:51,724 TO LEGISLATE THIS ISSUE 761 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:52,959 BUT THAT'S NEVER STOPPED HIM 762 00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:55,127 FROM PLAYING HIS ROLE AS A MORAL LEADER-- 763 00:24:55,194 --> 00:24:57,597 SOMETHING WHICH COST HIM DEARLY IN THE CAMPAIGN 764 00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:58,931 AND YOU KNOW THAT. 765 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:01,668 WHY DOES HE INSIST ON DEMONIZING US AS A GROUP? 766 00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:04,470 BECAUSE YOUR GROUP HAS PLENTY OF DEMONS. 767 00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:06,138 EVERY GROUP HAS PLENTY OF DEMONS. 768 00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:07,774 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME ABOUT IT, REVEREND. 769 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,976 I'M A MEMBER OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY. 770 00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:11,744 WELL, THEN, WHY DOES THE WHITE HOUSE SUDDENLY TALK 771 00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:13,980 LIKE EVERYONE IN THE CHRISTIAN RIGHT IS THE SAME? 772 00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:16,448 FORGIVE ME, AL, BUT WHEN YOU STAND THAT CLOSE 773 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,117 TO MARY MARSH AND JOHN VAN DYKE 774 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:21,153 IT'S SOMETIMES HARD NOT TO PAINT YOU ALL WITH THE SAME BRUSH. 775 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:23,422 I NEED JOHN AND MARY FOR POLITICAL MUSCLE. 776 00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:26,559 I DON'T THINK YOU DO, BUT I RECOGNIZE YOU'RE IN A TOUGH SPOT. 777 00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:28,260 I'M NOT LOOKING FOR A HOLY WAR, LEO. 778 00:25:28,327 --> 00:25:29,729 OH, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT, AL 779 00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:31,798 AND I THINK THAT YOU AND I CAN KEEP THIS 780 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:35,034 FROM ESCALATING BEYOND A PETULANT WOMAN BEING ANGRY 781 00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:36,836 ABOUT GETTING HER HAIR A LITTLE MESSED UP ON TV. 782 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:37,637 SEE? THERE YOU GO AGAIN. 783 00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:39,105 WHAT, REVEREND? 784 00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:40,573 IT WAS NOT A LITTLE DEAL! NO ONE'S SAYING... 785 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:41,808 HEY, IF I MAKE SURE OF NOTHING ELSE 786 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,576 I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU TAKE ME SERIOUSLY! 787 00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:46,478 YOU DON'T THINK WE'RE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY? 788 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:47,747 24 HOURS AGO 789 00:25:47,814 --> 00:25:50,917 THE PRESIDENT ORDERED ME TO FIRE JOSH LYMAN. 790 00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:53,986 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TALK HIM DOWN FROM IT EVER SINCE. 791 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,755 HE'S GETTING OFF THE PLANE IN TEN MINUTES. 792 00:25:55,822 --> 00:25:58,858 IT'S 6 TO 5 AND PICK 'EM WHETHER JOSH STILL HAS A JOB. 793 00:25:58,925 --> 00:26:02,194 NOW, I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE SERIOUSLY WE CAN TAKE IT. 794 00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:03,596 WELL, THAT'S REGRETTABLE. 795 00:26:03,663 --> 00:26:06,032 YES, IT IS. 796 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:08,635 ANYWAY, I'M GLAD 797 00:26:08,701 --> 00:26:11,337 TOBY ORGANIZED YOUR MEETING THIS AFTERNOON. 798 00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:13,339 OH, SO AM I. 799 00:26:19,211 --> 00:26:21,580 ( knocking ) 800 00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:24,951 HI. 801 00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:25,752 HI. 802 00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:26,953 CAN I COME IN? 803 00:26:27,019 --> 00:26:28,054 SURE. 804 00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:33,159 THIS IS A NICE APARTMENT. 805 00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:34,460 YOU SAW IT LAST NIGHT. 806 00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:36,328 YEAH. AND I REALLY LIKE IT. 807 00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:38,164 IT MAKES VERY GOOD USE OF SPACE. 808 00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:39,265 THANKS. 809 00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:41,467 THE WAY THE LADLE HANGS FROM PEGBOARDS... 810 00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:42,468 THE LADLE DIDN'T ACTUALLY 811 00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:43,602 COME WITH THE APARTMENT. 812 00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:44,603 IT'S MINE. 813 00:26:44,671 --> 00:26:45,938 RIGHT. 814 00:26:46,005 --> 00:26:47,907 YES. 815 00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:49,208 UH, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 816 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:50,209 AM I A HOOKER? 817 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:52,344 NO, NO. WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY IS THIS: 818 00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:55,748 IS-IS IT POSSIBLE THAT IN ADDITION TO BEING A LAW STUDENT 819 00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:57,950 AND PART-TIME BARTENDER, THAT YOU ARE-- 820 00:26:58,017 --> 00:26:59,786 WHAT I'M CERTAIN WOULD HAVE TO BE-- 821 00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:03,489 A VERY HIGH-PRICED CALL GIRL? 822 00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:05,591 I, BY THE WAY, AM MAKING NO JUDGMENTS. 823 00:27:05,658 --> 00:27:06,993 THE THING IS, WITH MY JOB...? 824 00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:10,196 YEAH. 825 00:27:10,262 --> 00:27:11,330 YES? 826 00:27:11,397 --> 00:27:13,933 YES. 827 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,869 I'M SORRY, I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU. 828 00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:18,337 I WANTED YOU TO LIKE ME. 829 00:27:18,404 --> 00:27:19,906 I DO. 830 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:30,382 I HAVE TO GO. 831 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:36,588 SAM? 832 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:37,589 YEAH? 833 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,158 MY PAGER. 834 00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:40,727 OH! 835 00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:43,730 THANKS. 836 00:27:43,796 --> 00:27:46,232 LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW HOW OFTEN YOU GET UP... 837 00:27:46,298 --> 00:27:47,867 SAM, GO. 838 00:27:47,934 --> 00:27:51,771 YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM. 839 00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:53,139 IT'S JUST THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE 840 00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:54,406 WHO'D PAY A LOT OF MONEY TO TRY TO... 841 00:27:54,473 --> 00:27:57,710 I KNOW. 842 00:27:57,777 --> 00:27:59,178 GO. 843 00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:00,346 IT'S OKAY. 844 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:13,392 ( door closes ) 845 00:28:17,629 --> 00:28:18,998 REVEREND CALDWELL, IF YOU ALL 846 00:28:19,065 --> 00:28:20,432 WOULD JUST STEP IN HERE? 847 00:28:20,499 --> 00:28:21,700 ALL RIGHT. 848 00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:29,441 EXCUSE ME. HI. 849 00:28:29,508 --> 00:28:30,877 WE'RE GOING TO BE JUST A MINUTE 850 00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:33,079 SO WHY DOESN'T EVERYBODY HAVE A SEAT? 851 00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:35,848 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, NICELY AND QUIETLY, TAKE A SEAT. 852 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:37,049 Josh: NO. 853 00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:38,017 PUT IT ON. 854 00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:38,650 NO. 855 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,319 PUT IT ON. NO! 856 00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:42,388 YOU'VE BEEN WEARING THE SAME CLOTHES FOR 31 HOURS NOW, JOSH. 857 00:28:42,454 --> 00:28:44,356 I AM NOT GETTING SPRUCED UP FOR THESE PEOPLE, DONNA. 858 00:28:44,423 --> 00:28:46,926 ALL THE GIRLS THINK YOU LOOK REALLY HOT IN THIS SHIRT. 859 00:28:49,628 --> 00:28:50,329 BONNIE? 860 00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:51,663 YEAH? 861 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,065 TELL TOBY HE'S CHANGING HIS SHIRT. 862 00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:54,266 RIGHT. 863 00:28:56,302 --> 00:28:57,436 YOU'RE LATE. 864 00:28:57,503 --> 00:28:59,005 I'M HAVING KIND OF A WEIRD DAY. 865 00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,207 LEO'S DAUGHTER'S CLASS IS WAITING WITH THEIR TEACHER 866 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:02,875 AND A COUPLE OF PARENTS IN THE ROOSEVELT ROOM. 867 00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:03,943 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THEM. 868 00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:05,044 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM 869 00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:06,178 ABOUT THE BUILDING AND ITS HISTORY. 870 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:07,446 YOU NEED ANYTHING? 871 00:29:07,513 --> 00:29:08,981 SOMEONE TO TELL ME ABOUT THE BUILDING AND ITS HISTORY. 872 00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:10,783 JUST FAKE IT. I CAN'T FAKE IT. 873 00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:13,352 OF COURSE YOU CAN FAKE IT. 874 00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:14,520 Josh: WHICH ONE'S LEO'S DAUGHTER? 875 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:15,587 WHAT DOES IT MATTER? 876 00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:16,823 I WANT TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION. 877 00:29:16,889 --> 00:29:19,058 WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE? I DON'T KNOW. 878 00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:21,027 HEY, I'D JUST LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP. 879 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,161 SURE. 880 00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:26,866 HI. I'M SORRY TO BE LATE. 881 00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:28,334 MR. SEABORN, MALLORY O'BRIAN. 882 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,201 HI. 883 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:30,536 AND THESE ARE THE FOURTH GRADERS 884 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:31,570 AT CLEAR LAKE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL 885 00:29:31,637 --> 00:29:32,839 WHO WROTE THE BEST ESSAYS 886 00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:34,706 ON WHY THEY WANTED TO VISIT THE WHITE HOUSE. 887 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,008 WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT! 888 00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:37,810 WHY DON'T WE GET STARTED? 889 00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:39,211 MY NAME IS SAM SEABORN 890 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:42,048 AND I'M THE DEPUTY COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR. 891 00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:43,649 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN EXACTLY? 892 00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:46,853 WELL, TO BEGIN WITH, I'M A COUNSELOR TO THE PRESIDENT-- 893 00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:48,454 MOSTLY ON DOMESTIC MATTERS 894 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,556 THOUGH GENERALLY NOT SECURITY-RELATED. 895 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:53,359 I WORK WITH TOBY ZIEGLER, THE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR 896 00:29:53,425 --> 00:29:55,194 AND C.J. CRAIG, THE PRESS SECRETARY 897 00:29:55,261 --> 00:29:57,129 ON CRAFTING OUR MESSAGE AND GETTING IT OUT 898 00:29:57,196 --> 00:29:59,131 THROUGH THE ELECTRONIC AND PRINT MEDIA. 899 00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:01,667 AND WHILE MY FUNCTIONS HERE ARE GENERALLY PERCEIVED 900 00:30:01,733 --> 00:30:02,935 TO BE POLITICALLY SKEWED 901 00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:04,536 IT'S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER 902 00:30:04,603 --> 00:30:06,839 THAT IT IS NOT THE D.N.C., BUT, RATHER, YOUR TAX DOLLARS 903 00:30:06,906 --> 00:30:08,274 THAT PAY MY SALARY 904 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:11,177 SO I WORK FOR YOU, WHETHER YOU VOTED FOR US OR NOT. 905 00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:20,019 MR. SEABORN, MAYBE YOU COULD GIVE US SOME HISTORY. 906 00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:23,155 SURE. I GRADUATED LAW SCHOOL EIGHT YEARS AGO 907 00:30:23,222 --> 00:30:24,957 AND STARTED WORKING AT DEWEY/BALLANTINE... 908 00:30:25,024 --> 00:30:26,225 ACTUALLY... I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT. 909 00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:28,594 I MEANT "HISTORY OF THE BUILDING." 910 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:29,595 THE WHITE HOUSE? 911 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:30,362 YES. 912 00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:31,797 SURE! 913 00:30:31,864 --> 00:30:34,233 THE WHITE HOUSE, AS YOU KNOW, WAS BUILT SEVERAL YEARS AGO 914 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:37,303 MOSTLY, IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN, OUT OF CEMENT. 915 00:30:37,369 --> 00:30:39,939 THE ROOM WE'RE IN RIGHT NOW-- THE ROOSEVELT ROOM-- 916 00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:41,007 IS VERY FAMOUS. 917 00:30:41,073 --> 00:30:42,574 IT IS NAMED AFTER 918 00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:47,013 OUR... 18th PRESIDENT, FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT. 919 00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:48,514 THE CHAIRS THAT YOU ARE SITTING ON TODAY 920 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:50,482 ARE FASHIONED FROM THE LUMBER OF A PIRATE SHIP 921 00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:52,218 CAPTURED DURING THE SPANISH-AMERICAN... 922 00:30:52,284 --> 00:30:53,352 ALL RIGHT. 923 00:30:53,419 --> 00:30:55,021 KIDS, I NEED TO SPEAK WITH MR. SEABORN. 924 00:30:55,087 --> 00:30:57,156 SIT TIGHT FOR A SECOND. 925 00:31:05,998 --> 00:31:08,000 HI. HOW YOU DOING? 926 00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:09,936 I'M SORRY TO BE RUDE, BUT ARE YOU A MORON? 927 00:31:10,002 --> 00:31:11,437 IN THIS PARTICULAR AREA, YES. 928 00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:13,472 THE 18th PRESIDENT WAS ULYSSES S. GRANT 929 00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:15,241 AND THE ROOSEVELT ROOM WAS NAMED FOR THEODORE. 930 00:31:15,307 --> 00:31:16,642 REALLY? 931 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:19,311 THERE'S A SIX-FOOT PAINTING ON THE WALL OF TEDDY ROOSEVELT. 932 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:21,580 I SHOULD HAVE PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER. 933 00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:22,714 WHILE THERE ARE MANY THINGS 934 00:31:22,781 --> 00:31:24,183 ON WHICH I CAN SPEAK WITH AUTHORITY 935 00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:26,718 I'M NOT GOOD AT TALKING ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE. 936 00:31:26,785 --> 00:31:29,555 YOU'RE THE WHITE HOUSE DEPUTY COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR 937 00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:31,890 AND YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT TALKING ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE? 938 00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:33,525 IRONIC, ISN'T IT? 939 00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:34,426 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 940 00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:35,461 WAIT A MINUTE, PLEASE-- 941 00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:37,663 COULD YOU TELL ME WHICH ONE OF THOSE KIDS 942 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:39,265 IS LEO McGARRY'S DAUGHTER? 943 00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:40,332 WHY? 944 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:41,968 IF I COULD MAKE EYE CONTACT, MAKE HER LAUGH-- 945 00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:43,302 JUST SEE THAT SHE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME-- 946 00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:45,904 IT MIGHT GO A LONG WAY TO MAKING MY LIFE EASIER. 947 00:31:45,972 --> 00:31:48,574 THESE CHILDREN WORKED HARD-- ALL OF THEM-- 948 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,410 AND I'M NOT INCLINED AT THIS MOMENT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER. 949 00:31:51,477 --> 00:31:53,179 MS. O'BRIAN, I UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELINGS 950 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:54,480 BUT PLEASE BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU 951 00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:56,615 THAT I'M A NICE GUY HAVING A BAD DAY. 952 00:31:56,682 --> 00:31:58,484 I JUST FOUND OUT THE TIMES IS PUBLISHING A POLL 953 00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:00,186 THAT SAYS A CONSIDERABLE PORTION OF AMERICANS 954 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,188 FEEL THE WHITE HOUSE HAS LOST ENERGY AND FOCUS-- 955 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,922 A PERCEPTION THAT'S NOT LIKELY TO BE ALTERED 956 00:32:03,990 --> 00:32:07,493 BY THE VIDEO FOOTAGE OF THE PRESIDENT RIDING HIS BICYCLE INTO A TREE. 957 00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:09,628 THE COAST GUARD ARE FISHING CUBANS OUT OF THE OCEAN 958 00:32:09,695 --> 00:32:12,198 WHILE THE GOVERNOR OF FLORIDA WANTS TO BLOCKADE THE PORT OF MIAMI. 959 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,399 A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE IS ABOUT TO GET FIRED 960 00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:15,567 FOR GOING ON TELEVISION AND MAKING SENSE 961 00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:18,104 AND IT TURNS OUT THAT I ACCIDENTALLY SLEPT WITH A PROSTITUTE LAST NIGHT. 962 00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:19,738 NOW, WOULD YOU PLEASE, IN THE NAME OF COMPASSION 963 00:32:19,805 --> 00:32:23,675 TELL ME WHICH ONE OF THOSE KIDS IS MY BOSS'S DAUGHTER? 964 00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:27,146 THAT WOULD BE ME. 965 00:32:27,213 --> 00:32:28,314 YOU? 966 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:29,915 YES. 967 00:32:29,982 --> 00:32:32,218 "HIS DAUGHTER'S FOURTH-GRADE CLASS..." 968 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:34,820 YES. 969 00:32:34,886 --> 00:32:38,090 WELL, THIS IS BAD ON SO MANY LEVELS. 970 00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:47,199 SHE'S GOING TO TRY AND BAIT YOU, JOSH. 971 00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:48,767 YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING? 972 00:32:48,834 --> 00:32:49,901 LLOYD RUSSELL. YEAH, THAT'LL LAST. 973 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:50,902 ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? 974 00:32:52,038 --> 00:32:53,972 THEY'LTHEY WANT YOU TO SAY AND BASOMETHING ARROGANT. 975 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,507 I DON'T NEED BAITING FOR THAT. 976 00:32:55,574 --> 00:32:57,309 HI. HI. GOOD AFTERNOON. 977 00:32:57,376 --> 00:32:59,011 WE APOLOGIZE. WE'RE RUNNING A BIT LATE TODAY. 978 00:32:59,078 --> 00:33:01,013 GOOD AFTERNOON. 979 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,815 HOW'S THE PRESIDENT, TOBY? 980 00:33:03,882 --> 00:33:05,484 YOU KNOW EVERYONE-- MARY MARSH, JOHN VAN DYKE. 981 00:33:05,551 --> 00:33:06,352 HI. HI. 982 00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:07,653 HOW DO YOU DO? NICE TO MEET YOU. 983 00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:08,920 EVERYBODY, SIT, SIT, SIT. 984 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,456 I'M HAPPY YOU COULD TALK WITH US TODAY. 985 00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:12,124 AS YOU KNOW, THE PRESIDENT MAKES 986 00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:14,960 A USUAL SUNDAY MORNING RADIO ADDRESS. 987 00:33:15,027 --> 00:33:16,462 IN A FEW WEEKS, HE'S SCHEDULED... 988 00:33:16,528 --> 00:33:19,031 UH, TOBY, IF I COULD INTERRUPT FOR JUST A MOMENT. 989 00:33:19,098 --> 00:33:20,466 UH, THE GOALS AND SPIRIT 990 00:33:20,532 --> 00:33:23,235 OF CHRISTIAN AND FAMILY-ORIENTED ORGANIZATIONS 991 00:33:23,302 --> 00:33:24,770 WHILE EMBRACED BY A GREAT 992 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,372 AND GROWING NUMBER OF AMERICANS 993 00:33:26,438 --> 00:33:28,507 HAVE BEEN MET WITH HOSTILITY AND CONTEMPT 994 00:33:28,574 --> 00:33:29,808 BY THEIR GOVERNMENT. 995 00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:31,543 NOW, YESTERDAY MORNING 996 00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:34,280 ON THE TELEVISION PROGRAM CAPITOL BEAT 997 00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:36,715 THAT CONTEMPT WAS GIVEN A VOICE 998 00:33:36,782 --> 00:33:40,152 AND A FACE AND A NAME. 999 00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:41,687 I'M REFERRING, OF COURSE, TO YOU, SIR. 1000 00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:43,855 YES, I KNOW, AND I'M GLAD YOU BROUGHT THAT UP. 1001 00:33:43,922 --> 00:33:45,424 I'M SURPRISED AT YOU, JOSH. 1002 00:33:45,491 --> 00:33:46,958 I'VE ALWAYS COUNTED YOU AS A FRIEND. 1003 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:48,560 AND I'M HONORED BY THAT, REVEREND. 1004 00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:51,597 FIRST, LET ME SAY THAT WHEN I SPOKE ON THE PROGRAM YESTERDAY 1005 00:33:51,663 --> 00:33:53,665 I WAS NOT SPEAKING FOR THE PRESIDENT 1006 00:33:53,732 --> 00:33:54,700 OR THIS ADMINISTRATION. 1007 00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:55,901 THAT'S IMPORTANT TO KNOW. 1008 00:33:55,967 --> 00:33:58,036 SECOND, PLEASE ALLOW ME TO APOLOGIZE. 1009 00:33:58,104 --> 00:34:00,272 MY REMARKS WERE GLIB AND INSULTING. 1010 00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:02,308 I WAS GOING FOR THE CHEAP LAUGH. 1011 00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:05,277 AND ANYBODY WILLING TO STEP UP AND DEBATE IDEAS 1012 00:34:05,344 --> 00:34:08,780 DESERVES BETTER THAN A POLITICAL PUNCH LINE. 1013 00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:10,316 MARY, I APOLOGIZE. 1014 00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:13,752 GOOD, THEN. 1015 00:34:15,687 --> 00:34:16,655 LET'S DEAL. 1016 00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:18,056 ( clears throat ) 1017 00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:20,759 I'M SORRY? 1018 00:34:20,826 --> 00:34:21,693 WHAT DO WE GET? 1019 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:22,894 FOR WHAT? 1020 00:34:22,961 --> 00:34:24,796 INSULTING MILLIONS OF AMERICANS. 1021 00:34:24,863 --> 00:34:25,964 WELL, LIKE JOSH SAID... 1022 00:34:26,031 --> 00:34:27,133 I HEARD WHAT JOSH SAID, TOBY 1023 00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:29,168 WHAT DO WE GET? 1024 00:34:29,235 --> 00:34:30,336 AN APOLOGY. 1025 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:31,403 SUNDAY MORNING RADIO ADDRESS. 1026 00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:32,838 PUBLIC MORALS, SCHOOL PRAYER 1027 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,940 OR PORNOGRAPHY-- TAKE YOUR PICK. 1028 00:34:35,006 --> 00:34:36,542 SCHOOL PRAYER OR PORNOGRAPHY. 1029 00:34:36,608 --> 00:34:37,709 ON EVERY CORNER. 1030 00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:38,610 I'VE SEEN IT. MARY... 1031 00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:40,612 CONDOMS IN THE SCHOOLS. WHAT? 1032 00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:42,614 CONDOMS IN THE SCHOOLS. 1033 00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:43,615 WELL, THAT'S A PROBLEM. 1034 00:34:43,682 --> 00:34:44,516 Mary: WHAT? 1035 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:45,917 WE HAVE A SURGEON GENERAL WHO SAYS 1036 00:34:45,984 --> 00:34:47,319 THEY DRAMATICALLY REDUCE THE RISK 1037 00:34:47,386 --> 00:34:48,587 OF TEEN PREGNANCY AND AIDS. 1038 00:34:48,654 --> 00:34:49,655 SO DOES ABSTINENCE. 1039 00:34:49,721 --> 00:34:52,023 Caldwell: SHOW THE TEENAGE MALE A CONDOM 1040 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,725 AND HIS MIND WILL TURN TO THOUGHTS OF LUST. 1041 00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:56,027 SHOW THE AMERICAN TEENAGE MALE A LUG WRENCH 1042 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,229 AND HIS MIND'LL TURN... TOBY. 1043 00:34:57,296 --> 00:34:59,131 SCHOOL PRAYER, PORNOGRAPHY, CONDOMS-- 1044 00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:00,766 WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE? 1045 00:35:03,202 --> 00:35:05,337 WE'RE NOT PREPARED TO MAKE ANY SORT 1046 00:35:05,404 --> 00:35:06,638 OF A DEAL RIGHT NOW. 1047 00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:07,806 SURE WERE ARE. MARY... 1048 00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:10,008 MY READ IS THAT YOU'RE CLEANING OUT YOUR DESK 1049 00:35:10,075 --> 00:35:11,410 BEFORE THE END OF BUSINESS TODAY 1050 00:35:11,477 --> 00:35:13,712 SO I'D RATHER NEGOTIATE WITH TOBY 1051 00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:14,646 IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU. 1052 00:35:14,713 --> 00:35:16,282 MARY... PLEASE ALLOW ME TO WORK. 1053 00:35:16,348 --> 00:35:18,350 IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME WITH YOU, JOSH. 1054 00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:20,986 THAT NEW YORK SENSE OF HUMOR WAS JUST... 1055 00:35:21,052 --> 00:35:22,254 MARY, THERE'S... REVEREND, PLEASE. 1056 00:35:22,321 --> 00:35:23,289 THEY THINK THEY'RE SMARTER. 1057 00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:24,256 THEY THINK IT'S SMART TALK 1058 00:35:24,323 --> 00:35:25,491 BUT NOBODY ELSE DOES. 1059 00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:26,925 Josh: I'M ACTUALLY FROM CONNECTICUT 1060 00:35:26,992 --> 00:35:29,428 BUT THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE; THE POINT IS... 1061 00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:30,896 SHE MEANT JEWISH... 1062 00:35:35,567 --> 00:35:38,470 WHEN SHE SAID, "NEW YORK SENSE OF HUMOR." 1063 00:35:38,537 --> 00:35:39,571 SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU AND ME. 1064 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,340 TOBY, LET'S NOT EVEN GO THERE. 1065 00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:45,944 THERE'S BEEN AN APOLOGY. 1066 00:35:46,011 --> 00:35:48,480 LET'S MOVE ON. 1067 00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:50,949 Van Dyke: I'D LIKE TO DISCUSS 1068 00:35:51,016 --> 00:35:54,253 WHY WE HEAR SO MUCH TALK ABOUT THE FIRST AMENDMENT 1069 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,222 BUT NO TALK ABOUT THE FIRST COMMANDMENT. 1070 00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:57,889 I DON'T LIKE WHAT I'VE BEEN ACCUSED OF. 1071 00:35:57,956 --> 00:36:00,426 WELL, I'M AFRAID THAT'S JUST TOUGH, MRS. MARSH. 1072 00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:01,927 THE FIRST COMMANDMENT SAYS 1073 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,161 "HONOR THY FATHER." 1074 00:36:03,229 --> 00:36:04,430 NO, IT DOESN'T! TOBY... 1075 00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:05,531 IT DOESN'T. LISTEN... 1076 00:36:05,597 --> 00:36:06,565 NO! IF I MAKE YOU SIT THROUGH 1077 00:36:06,632 --> 00:36:08,267 THIS PREPOSTEROUS EXERCISE 1078 00:36:08,334 --> 00:36:10,101 WE'LL GET THE NAMES OF THE COMMANDMENTS RIGHT! 1079 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,203 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 1080 00:36:11,270 --> 00:36:12,170 "HONOR THY FATHER" 1081 00:36:12,238 --> 00:36:13,472 IS THE THIRD COMMANDMENT! 1082 00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:14,940 THEN WHAT'S THE FIRST COMMANDMENT? 1083 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,808 "I AM THE LORD YOUR GOD. 1084 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:17,909 "THOU SHALT WORSHIP 1085 00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:20,579 NO OTHER GOD BEFORE ME." 1086 00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:22,481 BOY, THOSE WERE THE DAYS, HUH? 1087 00:36:22,548 --> 00:36:23,749 GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. PRESIDENT. 1088 00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:25,016 AL. 1089 00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:26,352 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT HERE, C.J.? 1090 00:36:26,418 --> 00:36:28,019 WE'VE GOT SOME HOT TEMPERS, MR. PRESIDENT. 1091 00:36:28,086 --> 00:36:29,555 MARY. 1092 00:36:29,621 --> 00:36:31,523 MR. PRESIDENT, I'M JOHN VAN DYKE. 1093 00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:32,324 YES. 1094 00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:33,525 REVEREND. 1095 00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:34,826 MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION, SIR? 1096 00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:35,761 OF COURSE. 1097 00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:37,429 IF OUR CHILDREN CAN BUY PORNOGRAPHY 1098 00:36:37,496 --> 00:36:39,798 ON ANY STREET CORNER FOR $5.00 1099 00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:42,701 ISN'T THAT TOO HIGH A PRICE TO PAY FOR FREE SPEECH? 1100 00:36:42,768 --> 00:36:44,202 NO. 1101 00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:45,371 REALLY? 1102 00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:46,638 ON THE OTHER HAND, I DO THINK 1103 00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:48,340 THAT $5.00 IS TOO HIGH A PRICE 1104 00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:50,676 TO PAY FOR PORNOGRAPHY. 1105 00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:51,810 C.J.: WHY DON'T WE ALL SIT DOWN? 1106 00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:52,944 NO, LET'S NOT, C.J. 1107 00:36:53,011 --> 00:36:55,447 THESE PEOPLE WON'T BE STAYING THAT LONG. 1108 00:36:55,514 --> 00:36:57,616 MAY I HAVE SOME COFFEE, MR. LEWIS? 1109 00:36:57,683 --> 00:37:01,152 AL, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I ASKED YOU TO DENOUNCE 1110 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:02,588 THE PRACTICES OF A FRINGE GROUP 1111 00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:04,956 THAT CALLS ITSELF THE LAMBS OF GOD? 1112 00:37:05,023 --> 00:37:06,191 OH, SIR, THAT'S NOT UP TO ME... 1113 00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:08,927 CRAP-- IT IS UP TO YOU, AL. 1114 00:37:08,994 --> 00:37:10,396 YOU KNOW, MY WIFE, ABBEY 1115 00:37:10,462 --> 00:37:11,530 SHE NEVER WANTS ME 1116 00:37:11,597 --> 00:37:13,031 TO DO ANYTHING WHILE I'M UPSET-- 1117 00:37:13,098 --> 00:37:14,366 THANK YOU, MR. LEWIS. 1118 00:37:14,433 --> 00:37:15,867 28 YEARS AGO, I CAME HOME 1119 00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:18,470 FROM A VERY BAD DAY AT THE STATE HOUSE. 1120 00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:20,706 I TELL ABBEY I'M GOING OUT FOR A DRIVE. 1121 00:37:20,772 --> 00:37:22,608 I GET IN THE STATION WAGON, PUT IT IN REVERSE 1122 00:37:22,674 --> 00:37:25,176 AND PULL OUT OF THE GARAGE FULL SPEED. 1123 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:27,679 EXCEPT I FORGOT TO OPEN THE GARAGE DOOR. 1124 00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:32,284 ABBEY TOLD ME NOT TO DRIVE WHILE I WAS UPSET 1125 00:37:32,351 --> 00:37:33,352 AND SHE WAS RIGHT. 1126 00:37:33,419 --> 00:37:34,886 SHE WAS RIGHT YESTERDAY 1127 00:37:34,953 --> 00:37:37,222 WHEN SHE TOLD ME NOT TO GET ON THAT DAMN BICYCLE 1128 00:37:37,289 --> 00:37:39,625 WHILE I WAS UPSET, BUT I DID IT ANYWAY. 1129 00:37:39,691 --> 00:37:41,360 AND I GUESS I WAS JUST ABOUT AS ANGRY 1130 00:37:41,427 --> 00:37:42,561 AS I'VE EVER BEEN IN MY LIFE. 1131 00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:44,463 SEEMS MY GRANDDAUGHTER ANNIE 1132 00:37:44,530 --> 00:37:47,699 HAD GIVEN AN INTERVIEW IN ONE OF THOSE TEEN MAGAZINES 1133 00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:50,669 AND SOMEWHERE BETWEEN MOVIE STARS AND MAKEUP TIPS 1134 00:37:50,736 --> 00:37:54,072 SHE TALKED ABOUT HER FEELINGS ON A WOMAN'S RIGHT TO CHOOSE. 1135 00:37:54,139 --> 00:37:57,676 NOW ANNIE, ALL OF 12, HAS ALWAYS BEEN PRECOCIOUS. 1136 00:37:57,743 --> 00:37:59,077 BUT SHE'S GOT A GOOD HEAD 1137 00:37:59,144 --> 00:38:01,146 ON HER SHOULDERS AND I LIKE IT WHEN SHE USES IT. 1138 00:38:01,212 --> 00:38:02,581 SO I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT 1139 00:38:02,648 --> 00:38:05,183 WHEN HER MOTHER CALLED ME IN TEARS YESTERDAY. 1140 00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:07,018 I SAID, "ELIZABETH, WHAT'S WRONG?" 1141 00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:09,955 SHE SAID, "IT'S ANNIE." 1142 00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:11,823 NOW, I LOVE MY FAMILY 1143 00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:14,125 AND I'VE READ MY BIBLE FROM COVER TO COVER 1144 00:38:14,192 --> 00:38:15,694 SO I WANT YOU TO TELL ME-- 1145 00:38:15,761 --> 00:38:17,663 FROM WHAT PART OF HOLY SCRIPTURE 1146 00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:19,431 DO YOU SUPPOSE THE LAMBS OF GOD 1147 00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:21,400 DREW THEIR DIVINE INSPIRATION 1148 00:38:21,467 --> 00:38:23,802 WHEN THEY SENT MY 12-YEAR-OLD GRANDDAUGHTER 1149 00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:27,473 A RAGGEDY ANN DOLL WITH A KNIFE STUCK THROUGH ITS THROAT? 1150 00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:34,145 YOU'LL DENOUNCE THESE PEOPLE, AL. 1151 00:38:34,212 --> 00:38:35,614 YOU'LL DO IT PUBLICLY. 1152 00:38:35,681 --> 00:38:38,083 AND UNTIL YOU DO, YOU CAN ALL GET YOUR FAT ASSES 1153 00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:39,284 OUT OF MY WHITE HOUSE. 1154 00:38:39,351 --> 00:38:41,953 C.J., SHOW THESE PEOPLE OUT. 1155 00:38:43,455 --> 00:38:46,157 I BELIEVE WE CAN FIND THE DOOR. 1156 00:38:46,224 --> 00:38:47,893 FIND IT NOW. 1157 00:38:58,570 --> 00:39:00,439 WE'LL FIX THIS, LEO. 1158 00:39:00,506 --> 00:39:03,875 SEE THAT YOU DO. 1159 00:39:03,942 --> 00:39:05,611 OKAY, CAN I JUST SAY THAT, AS IT TURNED OUT 1160 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:07,178 I WAS THE CALMEST PERSON IN THE ROOM? 1161 00:39:07,245 --> 00:39:08,680 HEY. WAY TO STAY COOL. 1162 00:39:08,747 --> 00:39:11,216 I AM NOT EMPOWERED TO AUCTION OFF THE BILL OF RIGHTS. 1163 00:39:11,282 --> 00:39:12,584 I THOUGHT YOU'D TAKE A SWING AT HER. 1164 00:39:12,651 --> 00:39:14,352 SHE WAS CALLING US NEW YORK JEWS, JOSH. 1165 00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:15,454 BUT BEING FROM CONNECTICUT 1166 00:39:15,521 --> 00:39:16,455 I DIDN'T MIND SO MUCH. 1167 00:39:16,522 --> 00:39:18,323 YOU, C.J., ON THE OTHER HAND 1168 00:39:18,390 --> 00:39:19,425 YOU WERE BRILLIANT. 1169 00:39:19,491 --> 00:39:20,492 I PARTICULARLY LIKED THE PART 1170 00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:21,827 WHERE YOU SAID NOTHING AT ALL. 1171 00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:23,529 I'M SORRY, JOSH. I WAS DISTRACTED. 1172 00:39:23,595 --> 00:39:24,763 ALL I COULD REALLY THINK ABOUT 1173 00:39:24,830 --> 00:39:26,398 WAS LLOYD RUSSELL AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 1174 00:39:26,465 --> 00:39:27,533 MANDY AND LLOYD RUSSELL?! 1175 00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:28,567 I'LL PUT AN END TO THAT. 1176 00:39:28,634 --> 00:39:29,601 HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT. 1177 00:39:29,668 --> 00:39:31,302 DID YOU HAVE A NICE TRIP, SIR? 1178 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:34,773 HOW'S THE ANKLE, SIR? 1179 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:38,376 SEEMS TO ME WE'VE ALL BEEN TAKING A LITTLE BREAK. 1180 00:39:38,444 --> 00:39:41,179 THINKING ABOUT OUR PERSONAL LIVES OR... 1181 00:39:41,246 --> 00:39:43,782 THINKING ABOUT KEEPING OUR JOBS? 1182 00:39:43,849 --> 00:39:45,250 BREAKS ARE GOOD. 1183 00:39:45,316 --> 00:39:48,987 IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA TO TAKE A BREAK EVERY NOW AND THEN. 1184 00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:52,023 AND I KNOW HOW HARD YOU ALL WORK. 1185 00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:56,327 THERE WAS THIS TIME THAT ANNIE CAME TO ME 1186 00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:57,829 WITH THIS PRESS CLIPPING... 1187 00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:00,832 SEEMS THESE THEOLOGIANS DOWN IN SOUTH AMERICA 1188 00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:04,069 WERE ALL EXCITED BECAUSE THIS LITTLE GIRL FROM CHILE 1189 00:40:04,135 --> 00:40:05,604 HAD SLICED OPEN A TOMATO 1190 00:40:05,671 --> 00:40:07,372 AND THE INSIDE FLESH OF THE TOMATO 1191 00:40:07,439 --> 00:40:08,474 HAD ACTUALLY FORMED 1192 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:09,875 A PERFECT ROSARY. 1193 00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:12,578 THE THEOLOGIANS COMMENTED THAT THEY THOUGHT 1194 00:40:12,644 --> 00:40:14,546 THAT THIS WAS A VERY IMPRESSIVE GIRL. 1195 00:40:14,613 --> 00:40:17,415 ANNIE COMMENTED THAT SHE THOUGHT 1196 00:40:17,483 --> 00:40:19,785 IT WAS A VERY IMPRESSIVE TOMATO. 1197 00:40:19,851 --> 00:40:22,688 DON'T KNOW WHAT MADE ME THINK OF THAT. 1198 00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:24,690 NAVAL INTELLIGENCE REPORTS 1199 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:27,959 APPROXIMATELY 1,200 CUBANS LEFT HAVANA THIS MORNING. 1200 00:40:28,026 --> 00:40:31,597 APPROXIMATELY 700 TURNED BACK DUE TO SEVERE WEATHER. 1201 00:40:31,663 --> 00:40:34,866 SOME 350 ARE MISSING AND PRESUMED DEAD. 1202 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:38,637 137 HAVE BEEN TAKEN INTO CUSTODY IN MIAMI 1203 00:40:38,704 --> 00:40:40,472 AND ARE SEEKING ASYLUM. 1204 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:45,677 WITH THE CLOTHES ON THEIR BACK, THEY CAME THROUGH A STORM 1205 00:40:45,744 --> 00:40:47,879 AND THE ONES THAT DIDN'T DIE 1206 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:50,482 WANT A BETTER LIFE AND THEY WANT IT HERE. 1207 00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:53,852 TALK ABOUT IMPRESSIVE. 1208 00:40:55,053 --> 00:40:57,022 MY POINT IS THIS-- 1209 00:40:57,088 --> 00:40:59,357 BREAK'S OVER. 1210 00:40:59,424 --> 00:41:01,259 Leo: THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. 1211 00:41:01,326 --> 00:41:02,528 THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. 1212 00:41:02,594 --> 00:41:03,829 THANK YOU, SIR. 1213 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:07,799 ( heavy sigh ) 1214 00:41:07,866 --> 00:41:09,601 JOSH... 1215 00:41:11,937 --> 00:41:15,106 "TOO BUSY BEING INDICTED FOR TAX FRAUD"? 1216 00:41:15,173 --> 00:41:17,676 ( takes a deep breath ) 1217 00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:21,446 DON'T EVER DO IT AGAIN. 1218 00:41:21,513 --> 00:41:23,214 YES, SIR. 1219 00:41:29,788 --> 00:41:32,991 MRS. LANDINGHAM, WHAT'S NEXT? 1220 00:41:33,058 --> 00:41:35,360 GOVERNOR THOMAS AND THE MAJORITY LEADER 1221 00:41:35,426 --> 00:41:37,028 HAVE ASKED TO BE CONFERENCED IN 1222 00:41:37,095 --> 00:41:39,865 AND THE GROUP FROM NASA's ASSEMBLING FOR THEIR PHOTO OP. 1223 00:41:39,931 --> 00:41:42,500 AT 7:00, YOU HAVE COCKTAILS...